1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,600 Hey everyone. Welcome to another episode of 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,480 The Stone Genius. This is episode 422. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:13,400 It's going to be about cryptids. First of all, my name is Ro. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,200 I'm often stunned. I'm always a genius. 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,040 Welcome to the podcast, we are going to talk about cryptids. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:26,400 Cryptids. On today's episode, but first, 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,320 we're going to introduce a new segment. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,160 To the podcast. And you're like, what? 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,280 You've never had a segment. Yeah, I know. 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,720 So. The. 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,160 Segment's going to be called last things first. 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,120 And it's where I'm going to give my last thoughts from the last 13 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,080 show, but I'm going to give them first on this show or the next 14 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,320 show. So about cryptids. 15 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,480 Hopefully at the beginning of episode 423 I will have some 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,160 sort of commentary about cryptids. 17 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,840 I don't know if I will, but that's the goal. 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,240 Let's try this one with UFOs. So here's one of the biggest 19 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,560 things that I started thinking about. 20 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,520 Some of the stuff I was watching about UFOs. 21 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,880 And aliens is the aliens would communicate. 22 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:28,840 Kate telepathically so you would just understand what they were 23 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,440 asking and they would understand how you were answered. 24 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:36,560 Something to like that. But then my question is, is your 25 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:41,400 because you're not using your mouth, So how can someone tell 26 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:46,240 if you're talking like you? Have to be invited into the 27 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:51,840 conversation like. You can't just say like if 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,880 you're an alien, can you say, hey, Joe, did you hear what he 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,720 said? And him like, no, you guys were 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:01,120 talking telepathically like would that if he's talking to 31 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,760 Joe, would everyone hear him yell at Joe or only Joe 32 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,920 telepathically? So now that's. 33 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,280 What's confused me so now like now? 34 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,480 First of all, I don't care if anyone reads. 35 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:21,600 My mind now when I was a younger lad in my mid to early 20s and 36 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:29,920 earlier, I may not have been as open about what's on my mind. 37 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,960 But right now it's pretty much an open book and for those 38 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:38,680 reading that, I am sorry. OK, Anyhoo, Anyhow, anyway, what 39 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,400 is a Cryptid? That is what the topic is here 40 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:49,840 in episode 422 Cryptid. First of all, I've heard of 41 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:57,920 cryptozoology. I'm sure that I would not have. 42 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,000 I would like to think that I'm smart enough, give enough time, 43 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,160 I would tie cryptozoology into a Cryptid. 44 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,680 But yet, I'm going to be honest with you enough that that 45 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,120 probably was not. Going to happen anyway. 46 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:17,920 A Cryptid is. Basically, what a lot of people. 47 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,200 Want to call it is It's an animal that has not been 48 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:28,200 discovered by science yet and there have been a giant squid. 49 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,560 I'm sure there's other. Ones platypus, I don't know, I 50 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,800 don't think platypus was I don't know that may have like I'm 51 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,640 telling you, I only knew about a platypus early on. 52 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,760 Do you want to know how and? We're going to tie in a couple. 53 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,280 Shows for this. And if you're thinking he's 54 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,320 talking about aliens, there's no way he can tie boobs into this. 55 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,720 Challenge accepted. And first of all, that means you 56 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,520 did not listen to the episode about aliens, because if the 57 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,000 aliens look like Natasha Hinstrich. 58 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,440 There better be some boobs. Involved, once again, not 59 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,680 Natasha Hinstrich, not her boobs. 60 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:14,440 An alien who looks like her. OK, I just want to make that 61 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,680 clear for my wife. If she's listening, Bobby, if 62 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:24,520 you're listening not, it's an alien, OK, Not OK, any who 63 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,320 anyhow. Anyway, the aliens. 64 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,880 Now I'm confused about how they actually. 65 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:39,160 Communicate because telepathy does not seem like a very good 66 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,480 way to communicate. Like how? 67 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,360 Like at a sporting event, Like if aliens have sporting events 68 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,240 like, then do they talk? Do they use their tiny little 69 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,960 mouths? And I'm sorry if that's body 70 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,800 shaming to an alien. But I will be quite honest with 71 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,680 you. Your mouths. 72 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,440 I'm speaking here to you Gray aliens. 73 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:09,280 Your mouths are disproportionately size compared 74 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:13,200 to your big frigging. Eyes OK, I'm just helping you 75 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,320 out. OK, but like, how are you there? 76 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,240 Like if you're not using your tiny mouth, are you cheering? 77 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,040 Like do you? I don't get it, man. 78 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,720 Like have a like, can you hear the boos? 79 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Is that something you could just like with telepathy? 80 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,800 If you can hear their thoughts, can you tune them out? 81 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:35,560 Because I'm telling you, if so, that would be a good case of not 82 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,160 having marriage in alien societies. 83 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,800 Because I'm going to tell you if your partner, if Bobby could 84 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:50,960 tune me out then and there she goes. 85 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:56,040 She's tuned me out. I mean, seriously, she like she 86 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:02,760 wants me, but like having noise cancelling headphones on, like 87 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,480 she wants to be able to look and be like, oh, he hasn't died. 88 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,760 That's good. And like, if I'm talking towards 89 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:15,000 her, see, this is what an alien could do, be like putting noise 90 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,720 cancelling headphones on. Like I start talking and they 91 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,640 boop, they turn it off. Yeah. 92 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:24,240 And then they can just nod, smile and wave, smile and wave. 93 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,280 OK, so anyhoo. Anyhow, anyway, that's my big 94 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,960 take away. Now, it is not that Bobby saw a 95 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,960 cooler UFO than I did. If I was her. 96 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:42,200 Once again, I am still debating like we talked about this after 97 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,720 I talked about it it on the show. 98 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:50,080 Bobby and I talked about her seeing a kangaroo on a Kansas 99 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,600 highway. And even though I love the 100 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:57,760 alliteration of a Kansas kangaroo and the University of 101 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:02,240 Missouri, Kansas City, are the Kangaroos like? 102 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,040 How like how? What if I did some research and 103 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,520 found out that the reason the UMKC? 104 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:12,520 Mascot is the ruse. How about if that's because 105 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,480 someone wants? I don't know. 106 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,760 I don't even want to. Think about it, I would just. 107 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,600 Like to think that she's wrong, not. 108 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,480 Because I want her to be wrong. But I don't. 109 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,480 Want there to be Kangaroos in Kansas? 110 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,560 First of all, geographically. Out of place. 111 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,120 I mean, they would look as much as an alien around here. 112 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,160 Like if an alien and a kangaroo both showed up in my back 113 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,080 window. I wouldn't show any more 114 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,080 surprise for either one of them, honestly. 115 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,480 I mean, I would probably be more excited for the kangaroo and 116 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,840 then I would. Leave with the alien, unless 117 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,520 once again, Natasha Henstrich. See, that's the whole thing, 118 00:07:53,280 --> 00:08:00,720 that if an alien looks like Natasha Henstrich then and I I 119 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,800 don't know how to pronounce her name. 120 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,760 I think I said hint strich like RICH and I think it's hint 121 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:11,560 stringe like Ridge but I have had a stroke so I will. 122 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,080 Continue to pronounce it in many different. 123 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,800 Ways. So you're welcome, OK. 124 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:21,200 Do you think that we can tie Natasha Hint Strich into this 125 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,520 Cryptids episode today? No, I do not think we can. 126 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,960 I think we have talked enough about her. 127 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,120 Although as I was saying that and the words were coming out of 128 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:36,760 my mouth, can you ever talk too much about her in that one role? 129 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,480 Like I am sure she's done other things. 130 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,679 Like I'm pretty sure she was in species too. 131 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,920 Although I'm not. Positive about that, I'm lost at 132 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:52,040 rolls after that with her and I will just tell you that it's not 133 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:58,240 because her. I'm trying to make this truthful 134 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:04,440 as it comes out of my mouth. OK, I'm pretty sure if I'm 135 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,360 remembering this movie right from the 80s, she's naked and 136 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,480 species. Once again. 137 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:16,600 If you're like, why do you want? Like why do you want? 138 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,480 If you've never seen Jabba the Hutt and wanted to know why I 139 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,680 wanted aliens to look like Jabba the Hutt, you'd be like, oh, OK. 140 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,000 I want to find out who this Jabba the Hutt. 141 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:30,640 If you saw Natasha Hinstridge or Hinstridge, either one I I think 142 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:36,080 is acceptable. We'll ask that. 143 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,520 Yeah. OK. 144 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,040 And. She can tune me out. 145 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,040 I was just thinking this and this is the problem. 146 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,120 See, This is why Bobby could tune me out because Bobby knows 147 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,720 if my lips are moving. It's probably something about 148 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,800 sex. And I will tell you after 30 149 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:07,720 years in a massive stroke, the repertoire in our, our, our. 150 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,640 Maybe. Any who any how anyway most. 151 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,440 Of what I would be saying would be sexually related. 152 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,280 So Bobby would tune me out if she could tune me out literally 153 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:26,680 for minutes, tune back in and not have missed anything, OK. 154 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:37,520 So in closing for last week, my final thoughts for last week are 155 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:42,440 I don't understand telepathy. Like now I want aliens that 156 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:48,440 would be like, like before we got on the ship, like if they 157 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,840 got off the ship so they land and they're like, come with us. 158 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,400 And I'm like, cool. But I see that their mouths 159 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,600 aren't moving. I'm like, is this how we're 160 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,040 going to communicate the whole time? 161 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,720 And if they're like, yeah. And I'm like, jeez, you know, I 162 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,640 love that. But your tiny little mouths, I'm 163 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,560 not. I, you know, I'm, I'm having 164 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:12,200 trouble with this way because this is not how I normally 165 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,600 communicate. And then they said, well, this 166 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,440 is how we do it. I'm like, I don't think I want 167 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,640 to go. And then they brought out 168 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,720 Natasha Henstridge. And with her mind, she said, no, 169 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,600 you should come. I'd be like, OK, so there we 170 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,160 have it. I, I started being concerned 171 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,200 about telepathy. And now once again, there is a 172 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,800 caveat. There is a writer on this 173 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:39,040 policy. Natasha Hinstridge or Hinstridge 174 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,760 needs to be involved. OK, so cryptids. 175 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,400 That is our cryptozoology and cryptids. 176 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:52,040 So a Cryptid is an animal that has not been discovered by 177 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:57,480 science yet. I actually was unaware of the 178 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,680 full extent of a Cryptid. I was thinking a werewolf like 179 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,200 our friend Jason who claims not to be a werewolf but. 180 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,600 It's a lot, but he tells me he is a werewolf. 181 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,080 I thought a werewolf or maybe even a vampire, that they may be 182 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,600 cryptids but they are not and it's because they change. 183 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:26,720 I feel like once I learned that definition I felt like as a 184 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:32,480 genius that I should know that. But I remember that I am a 185 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:39,040 Stoner, which often prevents me from doing things that a normal 186 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:43,280 genius would do. So it brings me down to a normal 187 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,840 level to a Stoner. Level will you? 188 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,000 So anyway I was thinking. That like a werewolf was. 189 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:59,840 But it's not. It's cryptids do not change some 190 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,040 of the the three that we're going to talk about today and 191 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:08,680 probably 3 of the more famous ones are Bigfoot, Loch Ness 192 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:15,000 Monster, Nessie and Chupacabra Loch Ness Monster. 193 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,800 Would it be a good name for a Doberman too? 194 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:22,760 Because they are definite monsters for a while from like 6 195 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,280 months to depending on if you have a boy or a. 196 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,840 Girl two to four years old. They are insane. 197 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:35,360 In a good way, in a funny way, in a way they are. 198 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,960 Let me give a quick update to the dog. 199 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,480 So many of you have been keeping a breast. 200 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,080 I'm. Sorry, I have boobs on the mind. 201 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,000 Natasha Hintrich. Sorry, any who. 202 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,800 Anyhow, Anyway, we're going to look at a young. 203 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,720 Red female, which every time I do this, I feel like I I'm 204 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,360 communicating with Jeffrey Epstein, we're going to see a 205 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,760 young red female. You got any young? 206 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:09,240 Black females that I can see too so here not that I'm saying I 207 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:15,720 any who anyhow anyway, when I ask about like someone would 208 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,280 really get. Confused and they're like man, 209 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,680 he's into. Like Native Americans and black 210 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,840 people. And then I'm like. 211 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,000 Do you have any Blues? And they're like, what so? 212 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,000 And then there are whites as well. 213 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:37,480 And then there's melanistic. Black, so there's lots of colors 214 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,640 that you could. Have any who anyhow, anyway? 215 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,240 We're going to look at a red. Our last Doberman was a red. 216 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,200 We usually change back and forth between blacks and Reds. 217 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,800 I've mentioned this before. So we're anticipating our next 218 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:57,440 being a black. That being said, the the dogs 219 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,400 that I fell in love with were black and tan. 220 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,120 Zeus and Paulo from Magnum, Pi. The first Doberman I ever got, 221 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:10,000 Darwin, she was a red. So my personal attachment to 222 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,680 them comes with Reds. One of my problems though, 223 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,440 personally, is that our last dog had a lot of medical issues. 224 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,040 I talked to Bobby about this all the time. 225 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,160 I don't have a picture of her like doing anything active. 226 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,800 Actually, I take that back. There's like one that I know 227 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,120 that she's active because her ears are flopping up in the air. 228 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,560 Other than that, she I never. Saw her at her. 229 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,480 She was never at a Sprint or anything. 230 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,360 She was always laying down, covered up with a blanket, 231 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:44,120 looking happy and content, but not the athletic, agile defender 232 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,920 of our home that she was. So we are going to look at a red 233 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,760 here next week. She may be home with this next 234 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:55,600 week and we may wait until we can find a black and tan. 235 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,560 The right dog will be the right dog, and then we'll figure it 236 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,240 out and we'll get it trained up and we'll go from there. 237 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,760 OK, so now we've checked off the aliens, we have checked off an 238 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,000 update on the Dobermans, and I have already told you what a 239 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:16,560 Cryptid is. Bigfoot So here's the thing. 240 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,440 I've been watching a lot of movies and there are I have 241 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:24,400 found out now that I know what a Cryptid in a monster how they 242 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:29,440 differentiate. I have tried to watch a lot of 243 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,800 movies on Bigfoot. Speaking of which, let me write 244 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:41,600 this down The Yeti There's a new movie coming out OK, but I've 245 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,840 been watching. There are a lot on on. 246 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:56,600 To be to be on to be TV, they have a a lot which I don't know 247 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:03,120 how to quantify that like if it like because like I don't know 248 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,000 the number of Bigfoot movies in totality. 249 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:13,680 So I don't know how to to talk about whether. 250 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:32,080 The whatever you think is an appropriate number of Bigfoot 251 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:38,800 movies, that's what I'm going to say. 2 BTV has OK, here's the 252 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,680 problem with the Bigfoot movies, big feet movies. 253 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,840 I don't know what they are plural, like if there's a group 254 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,560 of Bigfoot which I've never even heard of that. 255 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,120 Which I always think there's one, there's a video of one. 256 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,920 We'll get to that. Any who anyhow. 257 00:17:54,920 --> 00:18:01,840 Anyway, the big foods, big feats, the big they are lacking 258 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,360 in their movies. So one day I decided I was just 259 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,160 it was going to be a Bigfoot day. 260 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,160 And if anyone is ever telling you that they are going to have 261 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,240 a Bigfoot day, like hey, tomorrow's my Bigfoot day. 262 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:21,240 Do not ask questions because it's not become any clearer to 263 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,360 you is why it's a Bigfoot day for them. 264 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:27,560 You may go oh they're watching Bigfoot movie but then like why? 265 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,160 And me. So I watched 3 movies and let's 266 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,520 say that there was. Let's. 267 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,240 Say there were an hour and a half to two hours each, because 268 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,320 unfortunately none of these were like. 269 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,680 So some of them you can tell if you see the how long it is at 270 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,400 the beginning, how much nudity there is. 271 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:55,440 OK, So if it's like 52 minutes long, there's going to be a lot 272 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,280 of nudity in it. Not much story, a lot of nudity 273 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,960 think. About a Turkey having sex with 274 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,360 people. OK, that's actually I think that 275 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,520 was a lot longer because like if it was Turkey on Turkey or human 276 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,280 on human, I think it would have been quicker. 277 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:19,040 But because it was Turkey on human that weird whatever. 278 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,640 It was longer. So, but I watch this, it's, 279 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,600 let's say that there were 4 1/2. Is that right? 280 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,480 Yeah. 4 1/2 hours worth of Bigfoot movies. 281 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,400 Bigfoot and I want to say 6 minutes. 282 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,240 That's what I said, but I started watching, so I mentioned 283 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,400 there's a new movie coming out. Called the Yeti. 284 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,880 Which is just another name for Bigfoot that's generally in a 285 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:52,480 snow snowy mountainous region. The Abominable Snowman is also a 286 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:56,000 name swamp bait. There are many different names 287 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,560 for. Bigfoot. 288 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,680 But we're going to do the generic, kind of like how jello 289 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,600 is just like gelatinous, edible something or other. 290 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,680 We're going to do that with Bigfoot. 291 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,480 Bigfoot encompasses everything. But here's the thing, in Yeti 292 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,600 the move, the trailer was like 2 1/2 minutes long. 293 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,240 It looks good. I'm excited. 294 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,520 It looks like a period piece. I'm very excited about it that. 295 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,960 Being said in the minute. And a half the Yeti was in it. 296 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,560 Like you want to say, oh, he's in it for like 5. 297 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,120 He wasn't. I timed it. 298 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,640 You see his? ARM which I don't think should 299 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,200 count I mean. That's just a. 300 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,680 Teaser That could have been anyone's hairy arm. 301 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:47,040 So you had an A hairy arm and then what appeared to be from 302 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,640 the Yeti and then you see the Yeti a total of less than two 303 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,920 seconds. Like I didn't have the little 304 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,000 like point seconds going on, but it was less than two seconds 305 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,560 because it did not. I was watching, I had my watch 306 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,440 on like my old like whatever mechanical watch and I was 307 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,640 watching the seconds. It was less than two seconds. 308 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,760 So have you do that? So times 90. 309 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:22,200 So that would be like in a in a movie now it's like 45 minutes. 310 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,160 So you times it by 45. That means he's in it for 45 311 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,400 seconds. And if you're like, oh, well, 312 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,400 they don't want to show you. They want to hold it to the 313 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,680 movie. Really. 314 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,440 Are you sure? About that did you ever see 315 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,680 Cloverfield? Because how much did you see the 316 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:44,240 monster in that and I'm not upset I'm just saying that in 317 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:48,800 Clover we didn't even know what we're looking for Bigfoot. 318 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:56,920 We know Harry, big feet and. Let me say this, if Oh my God, 319 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,600 how about if she did? I didn't know it. 320 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,680 Well, I wouldn't have seen her, so it doesn't matter. 321 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,360 How about a Natasha Henstridge? If I could get. 322 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,920 Her to play a. Sexy Bigfoot. 323 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,000 And before you say what a sexy Bigfoot, no such thing. 324 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:16,160 Yeah, because if we ever seen a female, like the males, I'm 325 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:22,080 assuming, are the hairy ones. OK, And then how about I'm like 326 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,840 back at their camp, Like whatever, however they live, I 327 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,640 do not know cave, let's say a cave. 328 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:34,880 And I don't know why it is. It's weird to me to talk about 329 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,800 caves. Like I've seen caves. 330 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,520 I've been to Arkansas and stuff. I get it. 331 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,760 But why are there? So many holes in the earth 332 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,160 topic. For another, here's the thing. 333 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,200 If if. I want to. 334 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:57,120 See what like there's no way. There is no way that they can 335 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,120 that they reproduce if the female is that hairy. 336 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,840 I am. Sorry, I grew up. 337 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:10,360 The first nudie magazines I saw were probably 1975. 338 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,960 OK, so I'm trying to I don't even know if my Vienna sausage 339 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,320 at the time could do anything when I just like I like that. 340 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,000 That looks nice. You know what? 341 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,600 They had a an absence of full hair body. 342 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,040 Now I'm telling you. It was a 70s. 343 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,040 Muff and they if that if you just. 344 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,560 Took a picture of the. Groinular area. 345 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,840 The crotch. Crotchular area. 346 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,560 Groinular area. You. 347 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:45,960 May mistake. A either male or female, you may 348 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:53,160 mistake them for a Bigfoot because there was no such thing 349 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,280 as grooming back then. If you want to know why there's 350 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,480 no. Hair on my body, it's because I 351 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,440 lived through the late 70s. OK there. 352 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:08,480 It's called the 70s Bush, OK. Any any guy of a certain age 353 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,000 knows what a 70s Bush is and it's not something you want to 354 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,640 mess with. I mean, I will. 355 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,480 Like, Can you imagine how smelly? 356 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,920 There's a reason. I think it was skunk. 357 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,120 Ape, not swamp ape. I literally should have this 358 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,880 written down or be able to look it up. 359 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,680 I'm going to do neither one of those. 360 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,600 But you know what? That'd be a good thing to finish 361 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,600 on next week. I can talk about that. 362 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:37,200 I won't. Who knows, maybe hair keeps like 363 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,760 when I have my beard and at one point I had a wizard type beard 364 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,920 like this wireless microphone system would have to be in my 365 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,360 beard, OK, because it would not be able to. 366 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,880 It was stinky. And if you're like, don't they 367 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,640 have like bones and stuff you can put it? 368 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,400 Yeah, I did all of that. But here's the thing then, it's 369 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,400 just a a nice smelling sneak. I had to have. 370 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,440 I had to use. The same one until I change 371 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:14,720 pillowcases because it would. So I usually shower at night, 372 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,040 then I would condition my beard and then shortly thereafter I 373 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,280 would get in. Bed so my pillowcase would smell 374 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,320 whatever it did and while I would try to get something that 375 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,720 was neutral or something, I don't know why. 376 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,720 Everything has to be sandalwood nowadays. 377 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,800 And it's not everything, but it just seemed like there's an 378 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,760 like, I don't even know, like out in the. 379 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,160 Woods. Like if you. 380 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,600 There was a random smell. And you gave me a. 381 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,040 Thousand chances with a billion dollars on the line. 382 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,880 You know what's before my beard? You know what smell would not 383 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,200 have come out of my mouth? Sandalwood. 384 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,320 Wouldn't that be hilarious though? 385 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,720 Now I'm thinking, how about if like a Bigfoot had to condition 386 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,280 all of their hair? OK, so they're conditioning all 387 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,200 of their hair. And they're using. 388 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,920 Sandalwood, But then you would notice, but you wouldn't look. 389 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:14,400 You'd be like that guy stinks and you'd go, Oh my God, you may 390 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,880 look like it was just enough that it was overwhelming that 391 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,600 not so much that you wanted to go beat them up because you're 392 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,560 not going to be able to. They're Bigfoot, even if they're 393 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,120 not physically strong. They have big feet and they 394 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:33,680 would just smash you with them so big feet can't smell good. 395 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,160 And yes, if if you want to know how I've. 396 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:45,200 Based my thesis, I've looked at a Bigfoot from the Zoopruder 397 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,240 film and it wasn't called the Zoopruder film. 398 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,120 It was called Hold on the Pimlet Patty. 399 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,640 I think that's AUFC fighter Patterson Gimlin film. 400 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,920 That's the one where like, here's my thing. 401 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,840 If. Big feet. 402 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:12,120 We're so we're so concerned with staying. 403 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,000 Private. That guy, that Bigfoot there 404 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,720 would have closed the gap. He would have chased them down 405 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,000 and eaten both those guys and their horses. 406 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,120 OK, that's what I'm saying. Anyhoo. 407 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,920 Anyhow, Anyway, how about it? Like they don't mention like 408 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,640 I've never heard them mention the smell. 409 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,600 Like were you downwind of them? How did you know? 410 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,280 Wait, I don't know that just I get it. 411 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,920 I think that's. That's your, that's your friend. 412 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,560 You guys were out drinking. There may have been some 413 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:50,200 Deliverance stuff going on. I don't know what was going on 414 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,680 with you. But when are you like, hey, what 415 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,200 are you? And they were really hairy. 416 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,120 And if you're, like, hurry enough to be confused with a 417 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,200 Bigfoot. Yeah, Yeah. 418 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,280 Have you never been to a gym before? 419 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,120 Go to the YMCAI, don't even know that's still a thing anymore. 420 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,680 I just want to sing the song but. 421 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,280 I can get a copyright something I don't know any who any how. 422 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:22,440 Anyway, there are people that are, I mean depending on your 423 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:29,960 distance and how quickly, like if you were just like scanning, 424 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,560 going from right to left real fast or left to right. 425 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,880 Whichever way you want to go. And you saw my brother-in-law. 426 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,160 You might think that he was a Sasquatch. 427 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,640 He is a very hairy. Gentleman, I mean, I do not. 428 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,840 Lack for hair, except for the fact that I shave it off. 429 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,960 And I am not that hairy compared to a lot of people. 430 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,480 I mean, I've known some people that I'm like. 431 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,360 You should shave. Today. 432 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,560 And they're like I did. I'm like. 433 00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:01,920 OK, so that's Bigfoot for you. So Bigfoot California, like 434 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,120 almost everywhere here in the Midwest, you really don't if you 435 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,400 get down into the the mountains and something you may hear about 436 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,280 them Appalachia, you will. But that literally could just be 437 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,240 one of the Whittakers that we haven't met, like the Whittakers 438 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,920 that you see the inbreds from West Virginia, that family if 439 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,680 you. See. 440 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,200 Them they don't seem to display a lot of hair, but how about if 441 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,480 they're just hiding their their cousin? 442 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,120 Harry, get it? Harry and the Hendersons. 443 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,640 That's a tie in to a 1980s movie where in fact Bigfoot was not 444 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,640 only a main character, but appeared at length during the 445 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,680 film on screen. Which maybe. 446 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,280 That's what spoiled me. Maybe I got so I was like, oh, 447 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,760 Harry and the Hendersons, You're going to see Bigfoot the whole 448 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,560 time during a Bigfoot movie. But no, you don't. 449 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,160 You know, if you're searching for Noah's Ark. 450 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,080 You don't expect to see The Ark the whole movie, I guess. 451 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:08,640 So there we go. In the United States, the 452 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,880 sightings for white invaders, sorry white colonists, sorry 453 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:25,520 white people was in the 1800s OK Native Americans have long 454 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:35,640 talked of a creature not indifferent, not unlike what you 455 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,160 would see Bigfoot, skunk ape, the many different names for it 456 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,880 that Once again, that video, I know it's a legitimate video, 457 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:52,600 but I've played basketball with enough tall people like so Paul 458 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,640 Mckesky, 7 foot 2 played at KU, played in the NBA, sure, I'm 459 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,040 Milwaukee. I don't know what happened to 460 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,800 him. Anyway, we've played together 461 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,920 before, used to way back in the day many years ago when I used 462 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:11,240 to play and. He I've told this story, so 463 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,680 we're playing. He went to. 464 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,080 Our church or attended our church where I still attend and 465 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,360 we would play pick up basketball games and stuff and we didn't 466 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,440 have a gymnasium at our church. We rented an elementary school 467 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:31,600 to play and the gymnasium was carpet, which is a kid and 468 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,920 you're not thinking about carpet burns and shit like that. 469 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,560 That's fine. When you're an adult and you're 470 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,880 playing shirts and skins, carpet becomes more of a hazard. 471 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,360 I found that out the hard way when I whatever size Paul 472 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,520 Mckesky's feet are, that's what they work. 473 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,280 And if you're thinking I don't know what a size 20 is in my 474 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,640 head, like I can't picture, well, think of what? 475 00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,240 Think about like whatever the biggest foot that you think a 476 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,760 human could have and it would be like that. 477 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,320 OK, so he had these huge feet. I tripped over him. 478 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:11,240 I was skinned. I lost a lot of skin that night. 479 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,520 And then someone said, oh, and this is our church. 480 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,320 Mind you, they're like. Hey, I heard you piss on that. 481 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,240 It'll take the burn away. And I'm like, I think that's a 482 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,600 jellyfish thing. What? 483 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,720 Like why? Why didn't you fall? 484 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,560 For that, because I have a feeling they were, they were 485 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,600 saying that from a position of they thought they were an expert 486 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,240 because it had happened, that happened to me and people peed 487 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,400 on me, OK. I would just be careful with 488 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:46,080 that one. But Paul Mckesky, if I put him 489 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,600 in it and he was like literally like 7 foot one or seven foot 490 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:57,680 two, if he was in a costume that resembled Bigfoot, 100 yards, 491 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,000 you'd be like fucking Bigfoot. OK, This is America. 492 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,520 So we were probably like how have we not shot 1 yet like you 493 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,480 would think with the preponderance. 494 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,240 I was trying to think of a fancy word. 495 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,600 The number of guns that we have is a lot. 496 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:23,520 Now I will tell you a side note. We were doing a bit of spring 497 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,520 cleaning and I was like thinking, Oh my God, why do we 498 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,880 man? Why did not we set? 499 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,640 Why did not? Why did we not? 500 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,440 Sell the gun cases when we got rid of these. 501 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,920 Guns and everything. And then to my. 502 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,960 Surprise, I opened the case. I was like, oh. 503 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,880 Those are guns. I am good. 504 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,840 To see that we safely secure all of our. 505 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,440 Guns, and I'm being serious about that. 506 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,040 We do. And trigger. 507 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,720 Locks on them. Bolts locked open so. 508 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,520 But I was just like, oh, forgot about this, forgot about that, 509 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,160 forgot about this. Yeah, so. 510 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:10,120 So here it is, we have a. And like I should know I do not 511 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,600 have that many that I should be forgetting about them. 512 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,880 But here I am in the condition I am forgetting about them. 513 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,239 There are people that just own guns that have. 514 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,280 Forgotten about them, probably. I forget I had that one or 515 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,480 whatever. How have you? 516 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,600 Not shot a Bigfoot at this point. 517 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,639 Like, I would think that would be like most of the places you 518 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,560 would hear about a Bigfoot is going to be in a like if, if I 519 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,440 were those guys, and granted this was that video was shot, I 520 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:48,719 think in the 60s, I probably would have had a rifle strike 521 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,639 from the record. I definitely would have had a. 522 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:56,239 Fucking rifle. Like, OK, you had to assume that 523 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,520 there might be some sort of animal out there, maybe a 524 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,800 Mountain Lion or something like that. 525 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,120 So you'd have it for that. And then you ran into a. 526 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,720 Bigfoot. Like, why would you take a video 527 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,640 of that? Why did you have a video of a 528 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,880 camera when you were out there? Like was was this an early 529 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,480 Brokeback Mountain? Thing that was going on hey 530 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,960 let's take the camera and oh look you know let's distract 531 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:23,000 over there any who anyhow anyway, Bigfoot big feet Yeti I 532 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,200 am looking forward to that movie. 533 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,960 She. Better be in it. 534 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:32,240 MMM MO. Our oldest loved Bigfoot. 535 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:37,080 I don't know growing up like children will grow out of like. 536 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,680 Oh, what? I don't believe in Santa Claus 537 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,000 anymore. She may not believe in Bigfoot 538 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,480 and stuff like that anymore, but she used to be in like she would 539 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,080 hear a sound. She goes, oh, that sounds like a 540 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,680 Yeti. And I'm like, you know what a 541 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,640 Yeti sounds like? She'd be like, yeah, I do. 542 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,160 And I'm like, first of all, she probably did. 543 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,240 Secondly, it scared me that she knew what a Yeti sounded like 544 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:07,120 honestly. But we went to visit my uncle 545 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,600 who was in Ralston. Rutherford 10. 546 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:15,240 It looks like it should be pronounced Rutherford 10, but 547 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:20,040 it's pronounced Rolften. Don't ask why. 548 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,080 There's other different pronunciations, but primarily 549 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,760 it's Rolften. OK, And if you're like, how do 550 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,920 you spell that? I don't fucking know. 551 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,720 Like, do you know how long it took me? 552 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,960 I like it. When he first told me that it 553 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,240 was Ralston, I thought he was lying to me until we went to 554 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,000 their little town. And there's a shirt that said 555 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,040 it's pronounced Ralston. I'm like and I think they had it 556 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,600 spelled. That I was. 557 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,360 So blown away. And then then probably the 558 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:53,240 Whitaker's came in the inbreds from West Virginia. 559 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,800 And then I got distracting because I'm like, what are you 560 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,840 guys doing in North Carolina? And they're like, hey, we're 561 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,720 pretty close. I'm like, I know, but not that 562 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,560 close. And so, you know, a lot of back 563 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,320 and forth. And any who. 564 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:11,880 Anyhow, anyway, when we went to visit my Uncle Paul in Ralston, 565 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,960 he had a ton of land that ran up to a. 566 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,120 River like I, I don't want to call it a ranch, although there 567 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,360 were animals and thing, whatever it was. 568 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,080 It was, yes, it was. Let's call it a ranch. 569 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,120 Many, many, many hundreds of acres ran up to some river 570 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,000 there, which is cool, playing down in there. 571 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,400 Like I couldn't do that now. I mean, I'd be like, OK, I'm 572 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,880 probably going to die. Like there's just no way. 573 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,840 But back then going and standing in the in on all the rocks and 574 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,920 playing with the dogs in the water and stuff, So much fun. 575 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,600 But with all this land, he had four Wheelers that they would 576 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,760 take and travel around the property to check out the 577 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,840 property or whatever. But he had enough of them that 578 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,320 when we came that we could double up and he was going to 579 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,920 take us around. So I told Uncle Paul how Morgan 580 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,480 and loved Bigfoot. So my Uncle Paul, he tried to 581 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,200 make something that look like Bigfoot now. 582 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,160 Here is the. Problem with my Uncle Paul. 583 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,040 Lovely guy. And this isn't a problem with my 584 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,920 uncle Paul, but in this case my uncle Paul. 585 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:31,360 Once again I was adopted. He is probably 5 foot 5. 586 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,600 As a? As a. 587 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,080 Whatever age he was back then, probably would have been, I 588 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:43,360 don't know, in his 70s, probably when we did this, OK, when we 589 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,440 went to visit, no, probably earlier than that, 60s, 590 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,680 whatever. So anyway, we go to visit my 591 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,160 uncle Paul. So he's 5 foot 5. 592 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,720 His shoe size I'm assuming is not very like my sister. 593 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,400 She wears a four and a half like I don't know what size my Uncle 594 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,920 Paul wears, but like. My sister wears a four and a 595 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,800 half and they're like, oh, that's, that's no one. 596 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,680 Have 4 1/2 kids. She will be 60 this year and she 597 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,440 wears a. 4 1/2. Children, can she get great 598 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:17,400 deals on shoes? Yes, but I'm telling you like. 599 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,800 Most people wouldn't consider a size 1314 a Bigfoot. 600 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,720 I mean, it's a Bigfoot, but not like a gigantic foot. 601 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,760 But to my. Sister, it sure shit is. 602 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,320 Like I'm a Bigfoot to her. OK, jeez. 603 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,800 I'm a foot and a half taller and I don't know, I can't do the 604 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:45,560 foot length for like a lot so. Anyway. 605 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:52,280 Uncle Paul tried to make a Bigfoot that just looked like a 606 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,840 hairy guy staying in the woods. And I will tell you spending 607 00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,120 some time in Ralston, North Carolina, if you were to be in 608 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,800 the woods and there you. Were to look over. 609 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,120 And see a big hairy guy in the woods, which means he's naked 610 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,320 because you notice that he's hairy. 611 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,120 Two things. You're about to have a sexual 612 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,480 encounter whether you want it or not. 613 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,320 And two. You should have known this was 614 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,040 going to happen. Like literally your inches. 615 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:26,040 Well, on a map you're less than inches, but like you're you're 616 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,640 so. Close to South. 617 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,880 Carolina, and I'm not going to say that South Carolina is worse 618 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,160 than North Carolina, but it is. That's just my personal opinion. 619 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,920 Any who any how? Anyway, the next animal, I'm 620 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,080 sorry, not animal Cryptid that we're going to discuss is Loch 621 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,640 Ness nostril now in the 70s. And I don't know why. 622 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,280 If there was like an in search of with Leonard Nimoy about the 623 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,640 Loch Ness Monster, I'm sure some reason I thought the Loch Ness 624 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,840 Monster, Nessie, if you will, I thought that she was going to be 625 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:05,400 a lot more like like no one ever, no one's ever looking for 626 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,480 these. I take that back. 627 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,320 There are probably people looking for these animals. 628 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,800 But would you want to meet those people? 629 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,440 Like think about. The the the. 630 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,720 Show that was on history or whatever where in search of 631 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,840 Bigfoot, Bigfoot crazy people something. 632 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,120 Look at the. People that are out at night 633 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,120 without a significant other in the group with them. 634 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,360 So they may say that they've had a significant other that they 635 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,520 left to go do this, but I pass it the theory that they do not 636 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,160 have. Like I would assume that if 637 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:53,320 you're a you, a Bigfoot hunter, that your loved 1 is going to be 638 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,480 just as photographable as Bigfoot. 639 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,280 Boom. Boom. 640 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,600 Or in this case, Loch Ness Monster. 641 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,880 Like. Like I only know of 1. 642 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:13,360 Picture of Nessie ever and that seems like now for the I believe 643 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,000 that in I believe that this isn't Scotland. 644 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,360 Gosh, I don't do very much research at all do I in Loch 645 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,760 Loch, at least here bastardize in America, I believe means lake 646 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:34,600 like Loch Lloyd is a place here golf place here in Kansas City 647 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:42,320 this matter and but that there's a lake and it's Lloyd's lake 648 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:51,320 there you go Loch Lloyd, but Loch Ness I whatever town city 649 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,120 municipality is closest to that lake or it has that lake 650 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,000 incorporated inside the city limits. 651 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,160 However it works there inside its Township. 652 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,600 I don't know how it works there in Scotland of that is where it 653 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,600 is where the Ness, the Lake of Ness. 654 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:13,200 Resides, that's that. Town probably makes so much 655 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,640 money and like Nessie. I wish they would. 656 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:22,160 Change it after a while, like Nessie, you've only it's a 657 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,000 swimming thing. It's AI don't know, it's some 658 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,720 dinosaur from the something. Whatever. 659 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,200 And yeah, I've really done a lot of research on Nessie because 660 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,480 she has not. There's one picture of her. 661 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,760 Like I would rather look for Bigfoot than I would Nessie. 662 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:44,440 So my only concern with Nessie is I would go to Loch Ness to 663 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,600 look for, look, air quotation marks, go to look for and I just 664 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,920 lay out on the boat all day, get some sun, hang out. 665 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,880 And but I would be afraid to close my eyes because how about 666 00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,240 of Nessie Israel and comes like bam, that's not how I want to 667 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,320 wake up. Like, have I thought about being 668 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,320 disturbed in the middle of the night by aliens? 669 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:12,920 The big explosion or hear me out, miss Tasha Hinstrich comes 670 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,320 into my room and says hey, I'm here for you and I'm like. 671 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,680 Sorry babe, got to go. And then I so I've thought about 672 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,120 that. I have not given much thought 673 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,560 into an attack by Nessie. But. 674 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,440 This is where the city, the Township, the municipality, 675 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,960 whoever is making so much money off Loch Ness change the story. 676 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,960 Like, Oh my God, we thought Nessie was this benevolent, 677 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,920 benign creature that just kind of swam around and no one ever 678 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,880 so. How about if now? 679 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,280 She comes out and she's stealing children. 680 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:52,720 That would be awesome. I mean Sure, Start with like 681 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,480 there were animals missing like. People's pets. 682 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,480 Like over there, I know like they'd like to call their pets 683 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,240 like human names like Ross. Not all went out. 684 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,320 So what to see if Mike was out there? 685 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,080 And who was Mike, Sir? Oh, Mike was my puppy dog. 686 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:14,760 Now, does my accent fit the region or locale that we're 687 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,240 Speaking of? No, it is not, and I am well 688 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:20,880 aware of that. I wish I could do accents like. 689 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,800 If the first guest they should have back. 690 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,880 On the program, if I've ever entertained guests again, it 691 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:32,560 would be like someone like Mike. I know I just made that up but 692 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,640 but. You know, anywho, anyhow, 693 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,240 anyway, I wish I could do accents. 694 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:44,600 I can't do accents, but like if like, listen, think about this 695 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,680 Australia, you thought it was really cool. 696 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,000 What in the 70s? Most people do not realize this 697 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,600 because it's not true. But most people don't realize 698 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,400 this, once again, because what I'm about to say is not true. 699 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,760 But most people don't realize that Australia. 700 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:08,320 For some reason tourism was booming and everyone was like in 701 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,000 Australia and we're like. Hey, we got too many people come 702 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,960 in here and see in our our cool place. 703 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,640 How do we get rid of them? And they're like, how? 704 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,040 But if we do some sort of advertising campaign where 705 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,040 someone is hurt and someone's like, that's good. 706 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,040 Should we have like Bigfoot do it? 707 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,960 Because I'm sure. That there is a Bigfoot on the 708 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,480 continent of Australia. I didn't research to do what it 709 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,560 does because I'm not going to Australia. 710 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,080 There are too many things to kill you there anywho anyhow 711 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,880 anyway. So. 712 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,280 You. Oh, there's a squirrel right 713 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,640 there. So I'm going to take a side note 714 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,000 because the squirrels, I have changed where I fed them and 715 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,840 it's literally outside my window now. 716 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,280 Any who. Anyhow, anyway to get all of 717 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:04,120 these people that are coming over to visit Australia, they 718 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,600 decided to come up with the advertising campaign. 719 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:13,480 The dingo ate my baby. And was that a good Australian 720 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,320 accent? No, it was not. 721 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,040 But I think that you would have said that was a really bad 722 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,240 Australian accent. Anyway, they came up with this 723 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,800 average that the dingo ate the baby. 724 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,320 OK, everyone knows that the dingo. 725 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,600 You can say that now. You may not know the origin 726 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,240 story like I just made-up, but you've. 727 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,800 Heard of the story of a baby been eaten by dingo? 728 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,280 How about if the baby? Was eaten by Loch Ness Monster 729 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,680 like Oh my gosh. And then you could have 730 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:51,760 political intrigue and it'll be like, is Loch Ness Monster 731 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,800 kidnapping babies for And then you fill in the. 732 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,160 Political party, Whichever. One you want to fill in there 733 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,080 and then they're beating babies. Oh. 734 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,920 So with Nessie, I would think that you would want to. 735 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,800 Monetize that. So the first time that Nessie 736 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,760 and why is this the fact that I wrote down, I don't know. 737 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:20,000 The first sighting was 1933. My dad was born. 738 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,240 And he's already. Passed away. 739 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,040 God rest his soul. But my dad was born before 740 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,600 Nessie, Yes. And does that make my dad old? 741 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,120 Which in turn makes me old? Yeah, did I realize that until I 742 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,520 said it out loud? I realized it, but it sounded 743 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,640 worse when I said it out loud. And you know why it sounded 744 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,520 worse is because you. Heard. 745 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,720 My voice, I should do that. I should release an episode 746 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,360 that's literally 2 hours of silence and I'll just say that's 747 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,240 my telepathic episode. That actually would be 748 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,920 hilarious. That's something that Andy 749 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,600 Kaufman would do. So if you ever see an if you get 750 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:08,960 to an episode and you've gotten through the 1st like. 23 to 25 751 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,600 minutes and there has not been a peep, not a sound. 752 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,480 Then assume that's what that episode is. 753 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:29,000 OK. I mean, OK, so the third Cryptid 754 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,640 that I'm going to speak of is the Chupacabra now. 755 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,280 I. Think that it actually means 756 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,080 goat sucker. I mean that's what they call it, 757 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,240 the goat sucker. The chupacabra was not even 758 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,600 reported for the first time. Oh my God, so I just mentioned 759 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,400 that Loch Ness Nessie was not seen until two years after my 760 00:49:54,400 --> 00:50:00,680 dad was born, 1933. He was born in 31 Chupacabra, 761 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,400 the first time it was seen 1990s. 762 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:12,960 I was already Oh my gosh, I was what? 763 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,480 Chupacabras only from the 1990s. No, it is either an alien that 764 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,160 just fucking showed up and that's the worst alien. 765 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,280 Like I don't know if you remember earlier in the show I 766 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,200 was talking about Natasha Hinstrich. 767 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,080 Well, if you put a picture of Natasha Hinstrich from Species 768 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,480 up, and that's the only way she'll ever be to me. 769 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,720 And then you say, can you, I see a picture of a Chupacabra first 770 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,720 of all. No one's ever taken a good 771 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,480 picture of 1, so good luck. You may just get a Mangy Coyote 772 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,040 picture in return, because honestly, that's what they're 773 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,200 often confused with. But if you. 774 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,760 Take Natasha Hinstridge and a Mangy Coyote and you're like, 775 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,760 hey, which one of these would I want to invade Earth? 776 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:07,600 OK, first of all, my personal vote is the Natasha Hinstridge. 777 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:14,360 Type alien OK secondly I do not want to meet the person that 778 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:20,640 chooses the other. A chupacabra no so the goat 779 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,480 sucker. So it would drain blood, which 780 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,840 is weird and would attack livestock. 781 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,720 For the most part. Now sometimes you would get like 782 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:40,120 the excuse me, you would get the goat sucking like the chupacabra 783 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,880 and I think cattle mutilations like sometimes they would 784 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,200 overlap or maybe they wouldn't over I don't know. 785 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,440 Frigging a man I. Do not know. 786 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:58,480 Because I know that with the Chupacabra stories that I heard, 787 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:05,800 they were like, I don't know why is. 788 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:11,800 Like communities get so no matter what it is because 789 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,400 there's others that are out there. 790 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,680 Mothman so when I was in the 80s, there was a Richard Gere 791 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,800 movie called The Mothman Prophecies. 792 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:27,720 And in that movie, you would see this winged thing and it was 793 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,760 supposed to be ominous and it. Showed up before there was a. 794 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:41,480 A big tragedy, but with with Mothman, like I couldn't, I went 795 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,360 to see the movie because they really pressed that movie. 796 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,520 That was like Richard Gere was in it. 797 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,880 So that was a big deal. And to me, I was just like. 798 00:52:54,360 --> 00:53:03,600 Is that really that big a deal? I mean, I didn't think so, yeah. 799 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,800 I just wasn't that impressed with that movie or Mothman. 800 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:16,360 I mean, I never understood why MO was such a big so into 801 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:21,720 Bigfoot. I mean, and I wouldn't say I am 802 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,880 into aliens, but once again, if the aliens are going to look 803 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,320 like Natasha Henstridge, I'm going to be into it. 804 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,680 But boom boom. Heyo. 805 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,640 Any who any how anyway. I. 806 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:42,160 Just for cryptids, I think the reason that people, individuals 807 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:49,320 like cryptids, like UFOs or aliens or different things, the 808 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,760 fear of the unknown. And they like to tell stories 809 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,440 too, so that you know that you always want to be able to have 810 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:05,440 the best story ever. If I were to be abducted by 811 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,280 aliens. That would be it. 812 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,080 What happened to Roe? Oh, you got abdicted. 813 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:09,760 Oh. That's all. 814 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,960 You know, that's a cool story for Bobby to have. 815 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,240 You know he was attacked by a chupacabra. 816 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,200 They sucked all of his blood out. 817 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,120 Through his penis. Come on, you knew that was 818 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,160 coming. Heyo. 819 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:27,400 And I wonder if the Chupacabra could look like Natasha 820 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,680 Henstridge. That would be a weird looking 821 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,440 one, but I'm. Talking about a doggy style 822 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,040 meaning something totally different. 823 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:40,800 Any who any how anyway, you know people want like literally 824 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,920 because I'm telling you that's a story right there. 825 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:49,320 Like if oh like my goat died. How? 826 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,120 I don't know, man, I don't know. That, that, that's the. 827 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,320 Story and like I'm sorry about your goat, but you say. 828 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,320 It's missing all of its. Blood what? 829 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,000 You mean like a vamp? Blow like where the Yeah, there 830 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,480 are teeth marks. What? 831 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,680 And then you're like, yeah, it was a chupacabra. 832 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,400 People were like, no way. Did you see it? 833 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,800 And you'd be like, yeah, I saw the chupacabra. 834 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,400 They'd be like, what did it look like? 835 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,640 Was it like a mangy coyote? Or was it like a sick wolf or 836 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,480 like an ugly dog? What was it? 837 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,920 And be like Natasha Henstrich. You'd be like, what? 838 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:29,200 I mean, if the chupacabras look like, like Natasha Henstrich, 839 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,080 they wouldn't be known as goat suckers, but boom, boom. 840 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:38,880 Heyo but it's a great story and everyone should love a story 841 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,680 like Bobby once again will get. She never understands why. 842 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,400 Sometimes I'll say things to people. 843 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,480 Yes. Can it come back to bite me? 844 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,240 Yeah. Sometimes you go out and you 845 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,400 sing James Brown songs when you're drunk, and then the very 846 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,640 next night is the first night of the rest of your life with the 847 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,760 person you've been with for 30 years and you're like. 848 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,440 Like, see, and that's the thing, like Chupacabra, like if I would 849 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,040 have been attacked by a Chupacabra the night before, 850 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,720 people would have come up and said, oh, you were the guy. 851 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,320 The dingo ate your baby. You were the guy that that makes 852 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:23,520 me sound like I ate the baby, which I will say for today's 853 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:31,480 times would not be that crazy. Like literally Chupacabra is. 854 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:36,280 More crazy than baby eating, which I is a weird thing to say 855 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,040 coming out of someone's mouth, and I'm not. 856 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,480 Once again, we're not talking about dingoes here, we're 857 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,720 talking about people in the Epstein file and who we don't 858 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,520 know any who. Anyhow. 859 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:55,480 Anyway, the weird thing about cryptids is there's not much 860 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,480 science you can do on them. I mean you. 861 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,480 What do you? What are we looking at here? 862 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,000 What are what are we going to analyze? 863 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:11,800 So a lot of this is based on folklore, verbal tradition, hand 864 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,840 me down stories that I saw this and my papi saw this. 865 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:20,080 And once again, I'm not sure what was that the Whitaker from 866 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200 West Virginia. No, that was probably better 867 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,920 than what they sounded like, honestly. 868 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,760 But I only said that because one of them barks. 869 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,080 And if you don't know who the. Whittakers from West Virginia 870 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,360 are who should stop this immediately. 871 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,720 Granted. Let me take that back. 872 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,280 Go ahead and finish this. If you're an hour. 873 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,600 Into it. Why quit now? 874 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,640 That would be like having sex. Like sometimes you know, it 875 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,760 takes longer than normal and you know how many of you quit too 876 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,120 soon and you don't want to do that because that's how you get 877 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:55,880 blue balls, which is not an actual medical condition. 878 00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:04,480 My wife has now found out. Any who any how anyway, cryptids 879 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:09,240 exist in a like a Gray area. It's in between mystery and 880 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,320 belief. But the weird thing is that it's 881 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,800 the same space that UFOs took up. 882 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,240 Now everyone's like, oh, UFOs, they may be real things are 883 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,640 doing stuff. UA PS I'm sorry, the anomalies 884 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:30,080 that are happening. So who knows, another 30 years. 885 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,960 I mean, how would that be? I live into my 80s. 886 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,000 I'm getting ready to sign off from this beautiful planet. 887 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,320 And then we find out the big feet, the female big feet look 888 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,040 just like Natasha Henstridge. Oh my God, what a waste. 889 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,520 I know why you're keeping your women hidden if that's what they 890 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,800 look like, and that would be weird too. 891 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:56,200 Like how about if you like? How about if the female Bigfoot 892 00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,080 looked exactly like Natasha Henstrich and I don't know why 893 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,200 I'm so hung up on her. I'm going to have to watch 894 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,760 species to figure this out again and again and again. 895 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:18,760 But with us never seen a female Bigfoot, we can assume that she 896 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:23,840 looks like Natasha Henstrich. Like literally like and she is 897 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:30,240 like she not groom's probably not the best word to use for but 898 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,720 let's say that she the the amount of hair that Bigfoot the 899 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,720 male has. Let's say she has decidedly 900 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:42,480 less, but she has none. She is not hairy at all, but for 901 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,600 some reason she's like into the hairy dude. 902 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:53,200 Like I don't know, I mean. I'm assuming he is hung like 903 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,120 Bigfoot. I guess. 904 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,440 I mean, if it's the biggest thing, if it's the apex predator 905 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:04,320 in the area, then I would assume that you're hung like that and 906 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,240 you've never seen his junk. Just like no one's ever seen a 907 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:12,840 female to their knowledge. Bigfoot because she looks they 908 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,280 look like Natasha Henstrich all of. 909 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:21,520 Them like I I don't know. Like how? 910 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:26,720 How about if like? I I don't want I I don't want to 911 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,800 give. Too much thought to Bigfoot's 912 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:33,520 penis, but I would assume, you know, generally like people will 913 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,520 look at your feet and like, oh, big feet and then they're like 914 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,960 our big hands, whatever. And like, so if you have, if 915 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,520 you're known for your big feet, let's just assume that he could 916 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,440 have been named big cock. But that would not, you would 917 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,720 have thought he was a bird or something like a fighting 918 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,880 rooster. A gamecock is what you would 919 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,160 have. Big cock you would have just 920 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,880 thought was a gamecock that was big. 921 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:59,040 And this is nothing like that. So you had to call him Bigfoot? 922 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,600 That's really because of the size of his junk that you're 923 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:08,640 really calling him for that by that name. 924 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,600 So actually you could have big cock. 925 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:22,840 The. Cockness Monster and El 926 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,440 Chupacakra. You're welcome. 927 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,760 If you're wondering what my gifts are, those are my gifts 928 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:36,080 being able to come up with penis names for. 929 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:41,840 Cryptids. Let's see. 930 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,280 I guess I don't have. That much more to say about 931 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:49,280 cryptids. So I started doing it because I 932 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:56,680 did not know what cryptids were and it was weird because some of 933 01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:05,840 the things that I found out were actually cryptids or things that 934 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,200 were thought to be cryptids before. 935 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,920 So these are three of the things that I found out that. 936 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:22,280 People thought were cryptids. And then once they were they, 937 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,320 they actually were found out by science to be true. 938 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:30,040 And actually one of, I don't know the okapi, which I don't 939 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,760 know what that is. That's something that I wrote 940 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,360 down and all I wrote was locals knew about it long before 941 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,480 scientist. Thanks, Row Row. 942 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:43,080 That really helped me out. Giant squid that was considered 943 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,840 a myth by sailors like oh, there's nothing that big Komodo 944 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,240 dragon was thought to be legend because. 945 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,600 I. Don't know lizards that big that 946 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,680 are going to eat people, but here we have it. 947 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:06,160 The cool thing about cryptids is they remind us that this world 948 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,080 still holds mysteries, especially in the sea. 949 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,000 I mean, I can't even imagine stuff that could come out of the 950 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,440 sea that I'd be like, I couldn't have imagined that in my brain. 951 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:21,120 Not everything has been catalogued, and not every story 952 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:29,440 is nonsense, you know? Who knows, these could be like 953 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,360 UFOs, even though they seem to be taking on more of a 954 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,440 mainstream. Oh, people are OK with UFOs and 955 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,560 things flying around. Maybe that will be the way with 956 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:46,640 Cryptid someday. We have to remember that 957 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:56,040 sometimes what we think is crazy or unbelievable might just end 958 01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:02,320 up being true at some point. I mean, do I think I don't like 959 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,920 what is it going to help me personally of the Loch Ness 960 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,440 monsters is real. It doesn't. 961 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,360 In fact, if any of these unless. They look like Natasha 962 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:18,280 Henstridge and I know like. If you would have. 963 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:22,000 Asked me before I started talking about UFOs recently how 964 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,120 much I thought about Natasha Henstrich. 965 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,240 It would only have been like every 3rd day since I had heard 966 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,920 about her 30 years ago. I'm just kidding. 967 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,640 Probably. I don't remember seeing. 968 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,440 Her in anything else I didn't be like, oh. 969 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:41,640 That's the girl from. Species I didn't do that I from 970 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,400 1:00 until I don't know what made her so impactful. 971 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:49,680 I will say this, I don't know, they count streams like, hey, 972 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,880 this this movie was streamed so many times. 973 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,280 I may the be the only one that streams species today. 974 01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:01,840 Although my my hypothesis is I am not because there are going 975 01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,680 to be a lot of guys that are like, oh, Natasha Henstridge, am 976 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,360 I right? Yeah, you're right. 977 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:14,080 I mean, if that's the alien that come to get us. 978 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,440 Take me to your leader, if you know what I mean. 979 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,760 Am I right? Here is my closing thought on 980 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:28,200 this on cryptids is I want, I want to deal with aliens more 981 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,560 than I deal with cryptids. And how about I don't know, man. 982 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,000 Like if Bigfoot like got pissed off, let's say he listens to 983 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,720 podcast for some reason he was listening to this and he gets 984 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,600 all fucking pissed off and he comes to find me, which would be 985 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:47,440 weird because like here, like in the in the High Plains of the 986 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,760 Midwest, there's not a lot of places for him to hide. 987 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,040 But let's say he comes to get me. 988 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,200 Then I may take it a little more seriously. 989 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,800 And if he shows me a picture of his wife and his wife looks like 990 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,280 the height Natasha Henstridge. Oh. 991 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,680 High 5 You know what would be cool though? 992 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:15,520 So in the movie Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl 993 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,920 Weathers isn't the first one, they have this beautiful bro 994 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,400 moment where they see each other and you know how Bros do. 995 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,960 They're like you son of a bitch, you motherfucker. 996 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:29,000 And like I slept with your aunt and I'm your daddy, you know, 997 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,080 that kind of back and forth. And then they the class pain and 998 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,560 you could see their bulging biceps. 999 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,880 Like literally, I want that picture. 1000 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,600 Like with all my cool friends. I feel like I should have that 1001 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,920 picture done with them. Although now that I think about 1002 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:50,760 it, maybe some of their arms that would be funny to do that. 1003 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,880 I mean, interesting. Let's not say funny because if I 1004 01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:04,720 say funny, then people may not be as hip on it or not, OK? 1005 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:08,040 Like if literally they would come in the window I believe. 1006 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,080 If they could. And it's the squirrels I'm 1007 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:16,840 talking about. OK, so in final, final closing, 1008 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:26,720 do I believe in cryptids? Probably not, no. 1009 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:33,440 I mean, out of the last two shows, aliens even removing 1010 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,800 Natasha Hinstrich from the whole equation, whether it's on the 1011 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:42,360 Bigfoot side or the alien side, still aliens. 1012 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,480 Like I'm more curious and I don't know why. 1013 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:48,400 Like because I don't want to go to our woods. 1014 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,880 Like if Bigfoot came and got hey, you want to see where I 1015 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,160 live? Nah, I'm good. 1016 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:57,120 I mean, I can't imagine it'd be great if an alien comes in a 1017 01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,440 spaceship and he's like, hey, yeah, let's go. 1018 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,680 I want to see it. It's probably not a cave, and if 1019 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,840 it is, you're the worst aliens ever. 1020 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,800 Don't fucking have a spaceship and then take me to a cave. 1021 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,120 Unless you bland to do things to me so anywho. 1022 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:20,240 Anyhow, anyway, if I see I don't know. 1023 01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:24,359 I would almost call a kangaroo on the side of the road a. 1024 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:30,680 Cryptid. Because I would think my chances 1025 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:36,439 of seeing a kangaroo on the side of the road in the Midwest and 1026 01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:40,160 seeing a. Like a Bigfoot or something like 1027 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,160 that. Just sighting probably. 1028 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:48,760 I would say that they're probably equal my chances of 1029 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,279 seeing one or the other of. Those. 1030 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:56,000 Next podcast I will have something special for I think 1031 01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,880 it's about ghosts. And the afterlife. 1032 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,600 And if it isn't, it now is so 'cause I can't think of another 1033 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:09,760 title that I had before then. So any who any how Anyway, my 1034 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,880 name is Ro. You know me. 1035 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,720 I'm the stone genius here. I am often stoned. 1036 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:17,279 I'm always a genius. You've been listening to the 1037 01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:21,040 podcast. This is episode 400. 22 on. 1038 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,920 Cryptids, you guys have a good one. 1039 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:23,439 Bye.