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Hey everyone, welcome to another
episode of the Stone Genius. 

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My name is Roe. 
You know me, I'm often stone. 

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I'm always a genius. 
It's been a while people. 

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It has been a while. 
I looked it up. 

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I think it's been over a month 
since the last time I did a 

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podcast. 
So welcome back to me. 

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You're welcome. 
So what's been happening with 

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me? 
A lot. 

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So let's talk about. 
We're going to have an 

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introduction here soon because 
this is really weird. 

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This is the first time in nearly
two years that I have done a 

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podcast with a Doberman Clap, 
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, 

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clap. 
He's sleeping so I don't want to

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wake him up. 
And yeah, I said he. 

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So we'll get to him in a bit. 
Let's see what has been 

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happening. 
Let's let's talk. 

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Let's back up because I actually
said where's the puppy was going

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to be second, but it really 
needs to be first. 

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So I was supposed to be getting 
a black and tan puppy from 

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Douglas Doberman's here in 
Kansas. 

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And so he was making me an 
outstanding deal because of my 

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stroke and some things. 
He's the one who gave me Indy a 

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year ago and I could not keep 
Indy at the time. 

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I was not ready for a dog at 
that age and now he was. 

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Indy was like 5 or 6 months old 
when he came home for a few 

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days. 
Any who. 

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Anyhow, anyway, so I'm supposed 
to be getting this Doberman and 

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I hadn't heard. 
I'd heard from Doug after the 

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the litter was born at the end 
of December. 

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And then I didn't hear from him 
again for quite some time, which

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was fine. 
That's kind of what we had 

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talked. 
There's no reason to talk until 

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it's time to be seen. 
Problem is when we got to about 

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the time to be seen mid 
February, I was having trouble 

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getting a hold of Doug. 
Now Doug is moving his location 

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into a new bitter facility that 
will allow him to equally 

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address training as well as the 
breeding even probably his 

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training even more so. 
So he was difficult to get a 

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hold of that. 
I'm not stepping in the way of 

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someone getting larger that I 
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But he was difficult to get a 
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When I finally got a hold of 
him, there was this thing called

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the Penny effect. 
So at the Westminster Dog Show 

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this year, which is I believe 
the largest dog show they have 

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every year here in America, a 
Doberman named Penny won Best in

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Show, which is amazing. 
I always hope for that it 

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finally happened. 
Problem is black and tan 

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Dobermans. 
You could ask whatever you 

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wanted, especially someone that 
has a breeding history like Doug

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the Douglas Dobermans and so he 
sold them all. 

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I 100% understand that decision.
I 100% am fine with that 

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decision. 
I actually said, hey, we could 

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wait till the next litter. 
And then he said, well, I have a

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red which was from a litter a 
month before that he had 

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available. 
This beautiful red was going to 

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be like 16 weeks old when we got
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Beautiful. 
We wanted a black and tan, but 

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we were like OK with this. 
And so then I didn't hear again.

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Once again, I'm bad at reaching 
out as well the whole stroke 

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thing. 
So what I thought was going to 

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be the night before pickup of 
the puppy, there was some 

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miscommunication on my part and 
it was not going to be available

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to us at that time, which once 
again is fine now. 

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I was very heartbroken because I
wanted a black and tan puppy. 

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Then we didn't get a black and 
tan puppy. 

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Then we're going to get a red, 
which we've alternated between 

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blacks and Reds. 
If you've seen the recent 

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thumbnails, you'll notice that I
have a like a Bob Marley type. 

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That's the red and then the 
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So we alternated between them. 
I would have been fine with that

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hiccups and so so I'm thinking 
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puppy. 
Now let me tell you something 

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about my relationship with God. 
I talk to God all the time and I

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tell him once again I tell him 
that I will listen to him. 

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OK, so one of the things that I 
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me thinking we're getting a 
puppy and not getting a puppy, I

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had told God, if you do not want
me to have a puppy, I, I, that's

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fine. 
Then I will not, I, I don't. 

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And if you don't want me to have
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So, so I'm upset because I don't
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thought I was going to have 
access to, even though I had 

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told God, if that's what if I'm 
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then you just make it where I 
don't have a puppy. 

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So I was not listening to him, 
which is very normal for me. 

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And we find out about this male 
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I've never had a male dog. 
I've never wanted a male dog. 

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Never. 
Someone could have told me. 

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Like they could have said, we'll
give you free whatever you could

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have. 
I I don't want a male. 

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I did not want a male. 
But in late February, a friend 

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of Bobby and Trinity's, he was 
having surgery and needed 

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someone to watch his black lab. 
I think Cooper was 8 years old. 

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So it's a male. 
And I'm like, OK, whatever. 

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And so Cooper comes to stay with
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five nights. 
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And I was surprised. 
I was like, I didn't think I 

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would enjoy having a male dog, 
blah, blah, yadda, yadda. 

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And it just so happened that I 
found out about a Doberman 

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Pinscher who had previously been
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The veteran that it was Michael 
originally went to could not 

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care for Michael in the way that
he needed to be cared for and 

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was returned to the trainer and 
has been with the trainer for a 

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while now. 
And Michael's 2 1/2. 

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His birthday is in September. 
He is a Virgo, not a laborer 

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like I am. 
I guess that's good. 

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I mean, Bobby's a Virgo, so. 
And that seems to work out. 

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So I find out about this male 
Doberman who's been trained, but

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they haven't recently kept up on
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Training commands on his regular
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Spot on with the other stuff 
because they had so many other 

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dogs that that they owned and 
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same time that they did not 
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So he will have to be 
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But somehow I found out about 
this dog. 

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Now I will tell you between 
black and tans and red and tans,

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black and rust, red and rust, 
the only other Doberman I have 

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ever wanted is what's called a 
melanistic Doberman and I have 

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previously misstated. 
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one color. 
Melanistic is all black because 

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I used to say that her neighbor 
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German shepherd, which doesn't 
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melanistic would be all 
whatever. 

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I was wrong. 
So he is just a melanistic 

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Dover, which means all black 
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I have never seen one and I love
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Bobby will tell you this and 
we'll get to this in a bit. 

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I will stop here. 
I would put the window down 

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some. 
I remember someone was jogging 

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their dog and they're waiting at
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at the same light and I put the 
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they just, you know, it's a 
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We get used to it. 
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Michael. 
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reason I have pictures of 
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which is really weird because I 
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don't remember anything I don't 
remember. 

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Bobby doesn't Remember Me 
talking about a male Doberman or

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black or Bob yadda yadda. 
So any who any how anyway, we 

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heard about this dog, we were 
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schedules conflicted. 
They're delivering dogs to 

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veterans and things like that. 
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We got up there and we we took a
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would have come home with this 
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It was a Saturday, but I, I 
don't know, I, I still, I was 

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wrapping my head, you know, I'm 
thinking I was going to get a 

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puppy. 
I wanted a puppy, I can train 

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myself, blah, blah, yadda, 
yadda. 

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And so we get home, we talked 
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like, yeah, let's do this. 
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And, and here's the other thing 
too, because he's lived on land,

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so Gower, Missouri, which would 
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town to where they are. 
It is a population of 100. 

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OK, So he has lived on rolling 
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had free reign, which is why 
he's so he was so skinny. 

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We don't know what his weight 
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could see his ribs. 
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I mean, it's and it's they just 
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They're not fully developed 
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going to be gangly and and just 
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And so. 
But man, he was skinny and he 

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had like all these patches on 
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like the gravel roads and stuff 
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And so he did not look like this
ideal, pristine puppy that I had

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told God I wanted. 
And I told him I would listen, 

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which I did it. 
And luckily God said, you know 

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what? 
I can't trust you. 

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So I'm just going to take the 
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instead of giving me this. 
Oh, I don't think I should have 

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a puppy. 
He just said, wish You're an 

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idiot. 
And I am well aware of that. 

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I have never denied that. 
Yeah, so any who any how anyway,

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you know, so I think I'm getting
this pristine beautiful dog and 

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I get this skinny dog with 
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OK, I guess so I guess this will
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And so one of the things he is 
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pressure therapy. 
And so he'll come up and like 

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for me, he'll put his head on my
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enough until I start petting him
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me down, blah, blah, yadda, 
yadda. 

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With most people, he'll put his 
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So when Bobby comes home from 
work quite often over the last 

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two weeks, he's gone up and 
said, hey, bud, I'm just going 

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to put my paw on you, Bobby, and
calm down. 

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And probably rightly so, but he 
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So he gets home on a Sunday, we 
go back and pick him up the next

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day. 
It is Palm Sunday, which is 

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March 29th, 2026, when we get to
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And I, I'm just like, Oh my 
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What am I doing? 
What are we doing? 

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And I don't know why God likes 
me so much. 

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And I know that's like, that's 
not very humble. 

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Well, I'll tell you why I'm not 
humble. 

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And it's not like it's like, it 
would be like trying to tell 

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Michael Jordan to be humble 
because of his basketball 

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talents. 
Sometimes you just ain't humble,

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you know what I'm saying? 
Because I wanted a puppy so bad.

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And if I would have just been 
left to my own devices, I would 

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have got a puppy. 
And I had so many people praying

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for me. 
That and not that I wouldn't get

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a puppy, that I wouldn't get the
right dog, but I just, I don't 

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think that's what how people 
pray for me. 

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They're not like, I hope he gets
this specifically. 

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It's like, oh, he gets the right
dog. 

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Whatever kind of dog that 
happens to be, it's going to be 

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a Doberman. 
But we all knew that any who 

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anyhow, anyway, we, we bring him
home on Sunday. 

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And so you with most dogs, you 
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three-week, 3 month rule. 
So three days to just kind of 

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decompress, three weeks get time
to learn the routine. 

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And by the end of three months, 
they should be settled in full. 

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I mean, they're a full member of
the family, everything. 

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So anyway, we're going to give 
him a couple days to decompress 

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now because he is not a puppy. 
Oh my gosh, why did I want a 

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puppy? 
Thank you, Lord. 

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Like a puppy would have had to 
go out like every three hours. 

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OK. 
And then don't eat that, don't 

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eat that, don't eat that, go to 
the bathroom, blah blah. 

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OK, so once again, when I say it
out loud, I don't know why 

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anyone has puppies. 
Like, once again, what was I 

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thinking? 
And it stresses me out to know 

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that I was so open to making 
such a horribly wrong decision. 

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I mean, Oh my heck. 
So any who any how anyway, we 

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bring Michael home and we just 
decide because he is somewhat 

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trained. 
I mean, he's trained, but we 

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don't know to what extent and, 
and everything. 

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And so he goes to the bathroom 
like at 4:00 PM in the afternoon

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and he drinks and then eats at 
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night. 
And then we go to bed and 

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Bobby's like, are you going to 
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I go, well, he hasn't seemed 
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So let's, I guess so let us 
know. 

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I mean, I have to see like I 
have to see like I don't want to

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just keep letting him out 
because then I never know. 

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If so I was like, we got to 
figure out when he needs to go 

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out. 
So evidently it's like 15 hours.

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He went out at 7 O clock the 
next morning. 

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And if you're like, well, why 
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We didn't, Bobby was up at 5:00 
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And he walked to the back door, 
said Nope. 

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And we came back and went to 
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So that was cool. 
And then when I text Lee at the 

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the trainer we got him from, 
she's like, Oh yeah, he has a 

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bladder of steel. 
Thanks for the heads up for 

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that. 
So, but anyway, that was nice. 

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He one thing I've had to get 
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doorways and stuff. 
I used to if we're going out on 

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the back patio, I didn't care if
the dog went first. 

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I I just lost in on that 
pattern. 

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It wasn't like they weren't 
going to run off. 

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It wasn't you know, and I never 
had an issue with that. 

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There were, it was just like, 
sometimes I dilly dally. 

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OK, not sometimes. 
Many times I dilly dally. 

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So the dog's going to be waiting
there. 

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Speaking of which, sometimes I 
dilly dally to come in or out. 

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So I he's, he's supposed to wait
2 before 4. 

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So he's supposed to wait for me 
to go through the door before he

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does, which is great when I 
remember. 

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Otherwise, he stares at me and 
then the first time he like 

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walked through while looking me 
in the eye and I'm like, oh 

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crap, I'm supposed to be doing 
this. 

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So. 
So I've had to get used to that,

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which is interesting and 
awesome. 

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But he has a very set schedule. 
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recording this, it is 3:46 PM 
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States and he will be asleep for
another 30 to 45 minutes between

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between 4:00 and 4:30. 
He gets up. 

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Every afternoon we go for a 
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say that word around a dog 
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WALK is. 
I'm so used to spelling that 

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word that it's weird being able 
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Anywho, anyhow, anyway, so then 
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walk. 
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playing and stuff. 
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5:30 and then he, he plays well,
Bobby's home generally. 

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He'll do his business between 
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that gets him ready to eat. 
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He is a so one of my theories 
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there are other dogs there and 
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if the trainer fed them all and 
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got his food stolen because it 
he or he likes to walk away. 

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It takes him about 1/2 an hour. 
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just walk by and shake his dish 
and he hears the food in it, 

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he'll come and eat. 
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he goes and does something else 
and you just walk, you shake the

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food. 
You don't even have to say 

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anything to him. 
So he eats at six. 

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He's done at 6:30 or so. 
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we've had him for two weeks now,
he has been asleep by 7:00 every

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night, which is weird and 
fantastic. 

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So he has two beds, one in the 
back bedroom and then one out of

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the living room. 
So he does not lack for a place 

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to sleep and he takes full 
advantage of those resting spots

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whenever he can. 
And then he'll sleep straight 

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through. 
And once again, Bobby will get 

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up a lot of times I wake, you 
know, more often, though I will 

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say this recently with him not 
getting up and like fooling 

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around or anything, I don't 
really get up and tool around 

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anything either. 
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So that's Michael. 
Michael is 2 1/2. 

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He is tall, he is gangly, he is 
filling in nicely. 

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I wish we would have known what 
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you could see his ribs and he 
just looked like a skinny, a 

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healthy skinny dog. 
But man, he was skinny and he 

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was underweight. 
But a dog like that is going to 

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be hard to keep weight on, 
especially in that environment. 

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Like here with him not being not
just running, because even the 

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day that we went and saw him, 
went to Gower to meet him, he 

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ran and ran. 
I mean, we saw him and we're 

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like, Oh my gosh, you got to be 
exhausted. 

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I mean, he just ran and ran. 
He just loved running. 

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So but he was underweight and he
has is starting to fill in 

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nicely. 
Oh, and let me also mention this

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too, because he was no, he was 
recognized yesterday. 

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And I had mentioned earlier that
I had never in my life seen a 

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melanistic Doberman. 
I've I've never seen an albino, 

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an all white one as well, all 
black or all white. 

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Those are the two colors that 
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six colors of the AKC. 
But both of his parents are AKC 

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registered. 
So yesterday we go. 

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My mom, who I love her. 
I mentioned prayers earlier. 

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My mom prays for me all the 
time, which grow me growing up 

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with her, you would definitely 
know why she's praying for me 

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all the time. 
I mean, yeah, so but when we got

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Michael, she was so excited. 
She got us a gift card to Petco.

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So we went to, we took him to 
Petco yesterday and just thought

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we would do some shopping for 
him and let him kind of pick out

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what he wanted. 
And boy did he. 

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So he picked out stuff for 
himself. 

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Our daughter Trinity, their dog 
Val, who they're getting very 

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close to getting ready to meet, 
they have not met yet. 

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We got Val a gift. 
Val is turning 3 here in a 

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couple weeks. 
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Michael. 
I can't even remember his name 

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sometimes Michael I I keep 
wanting to call him Dakota and 

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I've told Bobby that I just I 
all the time, everything I have 

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to think about. 
So maybe I'm going to make that 

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his middle name Michael to go to
Martin. 

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Nope, doesn't work. 
So anyway, we got valid gift 

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too. 
But so we're we're at the store 

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and I have him and I'm not 
really looking up. 

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So when I'm in a new place like 
this Petco, I have to be very 

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aware of my surroundings because
I don't want to run into 

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anything trip. 
So a lot of time I'm looking 

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more down than I am up. 
And I noticed someone kind of 

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like jerk and stop. 
And then I looked up and when we

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made eye contact, she goes, is 
that a Doberman mix? 

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And I go, no, actually it's a 
purebred melanistic Doberman. 

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And she's like, Oh my gosh, I've
never seen one. 

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And so she had a small child. 
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two, but what do I know? 
And she was holding her and 

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we're talking and, and, and 
Bobby was there and Bobby and 

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said when she walked by, she 
noticed the lady like do a 

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double take of the dog. 
And so she had two Doberman's at

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home. 
She had two Reds. 

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And so she's like, I've never 
seen that. 

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And the cool thing is that she's
going to get home and she's 

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going to end up telling someone,
another child or husband, 

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whomever, she's going to end up 
telling someone that Oh my gosh,

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I saw this all black Doberman 
blah, blah. 

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And so, yes, he was recognized 
and I, he's going to get 

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recognized so much more. 
And I've had people ask, I mean,

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he is just, hmm. 
He is a handsome, handsome man. 

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OK, so let's see, where's the 
puppy check. 

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Listen to God. 
I won't, I, I want to, I want 

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to. 
So here's my thing. 

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I one of the things that I've 
that I've had trouble with is 

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the disciples Peter denying 
Jesus three times before the 

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cock crows. 
So when he was put to death, he 

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was told he's like, no, I don't 
know this guy bubble, but yadda,

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yadda. 
And I was like, why would you do

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that? 
Stand up for and I don't you 

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know why? 
Why would you? 

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Why would you not? 
Why would you not do something 

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that you're so and sometimes you
just don't listen. 

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Sometimes you hear your heart, 
you hear something. 

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I wanted a puppy so bad. 
And I will tell you, there were 

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there were some days that it 
freaked me out at how much I 

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wanted a puppy. 
And God was like, no, I mean, I 

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don't think we'd have a puppy at
this point. 

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And then Bobby would probably 
leave me because I said no, I 

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want and I definitely, it's not 
that I didn't want a puppy. 

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There's no way mentally I could 
still have handled the puppy no 

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matter how much I think I can. 
I mean literally. 

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So here is who Michael is. 
Michael is our other 4 

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Dobermans. 
That would be Darwin, Bella, 

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Roxy and Dakota. 
And the four of them said, hey, 

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this guy needs help. 
So we are going to we're going 

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to take the best qualities of 
each one of us and we're going 

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to wrap them all together. 
And we're going to put it in 

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this package that that is going 
to confuse him because the all 

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black, he's like, Oh yeah, I 
want that. 

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And then we're we're going to 
put a Dick on it. 

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And and that's their joke. 
Like those four girls got 

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together bitches, if you will. 
See how I used it medically 

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correct in that terminology. 
But those four got together and 

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were like, we're going to send 
him a dog, but we're going to 

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put a Dick on it because and 
then they're laughing. 

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They're thinking, do my dogs 
laugh? 

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Yeah, yes they do. 
And do. 

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Who do they laugh at me? 
And I'm well aware of that and 

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I'm okie dokie fine with that. 
So they end up sending Michael 

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back to me and I could not if I 
wrote down what I I needed in a 

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dog. 
He is everything that I needed 

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in a dog and I love him to 
death. 

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I have fallen so in love with 
them and everyone's already know

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that. 
But once again, big shout out to

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Cooper 1. 
I don't think I would have ever 

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had if Lincoln. 
This is what's weird. 

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Like Lincoln's like, oh, this 
back surgery sucks. 

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And I'm like, I'm glad Lincoln 
had back surgery because without

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it, I wouldn't have met Cooper, 
his dog, and I would have never 

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thought, OK, I could probably 
deal with a male dog. 

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So it's weird, right? 
Like that sucks. 

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But see, This is why I also 
think that I'm the main 

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character because like I want to
say Lincoln, you could be the 

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main character, but you had back
surgery so that I could get a 

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dog. 
I mean, like, if someone would 

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have come to him a couple months
ago and goes, hey, there's this 

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guy you've never met that's 
going to get a dog that you've 

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never met If you just have back 
surgery and let him keep your 

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dog for a few days, I don't 
think he would have said, oh, 

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that sounds like a good plan. 
I want to help this guy out. 

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I mean, am I wonderful? 
And should he have wanted to do 

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that? 
Yes. 

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But would he have done that? 
Probably not. 

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So thank you, Cooper. 
Let's see, I was going to start 

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with what's been happening, 
which I'm glad I didn't. 

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We started with puppy instead. 
What's been happening? 

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My health has been wonky. 
So here's the weird thing. 

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So I have what's called a 
reverse dip. 

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So most people when they go to 
sleep at night, their blood 

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pressure will drop 10 to 20%. 
Once again, when you lie down, 

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it will drop 10 to 20%. 
OK, so let's say that you're at 

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1:30 and it drops 10%. 
OK, That means you drop your, 

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that's your systolic, your top 
number. 

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That drops it down to 117 and 
let's say you were at 80, that 

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would drop it to 72. 
So you can see the that's how 

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most people's bodies react. 
And when I say most, I mean 

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most. 
OK, Then you have people like me

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that do what's called the 
reverse dip. 

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So for whatever reason, anytime 
I go to sleep and I have 

442
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,240
theories and we will get to 
these theories on one of the 

443
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:30,240
next upcoming shows, my blood 
pressure skyrockets when I go to

444
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:38,320
sleep. 
OK, So just for an example, I 

445
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,160
went to sleep a couple nights 
ago and be my last blood 

446
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:49,240
pressure reading like at 8:30 in
the evening was 106 over 62. 

447
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,480
OK, good blood pressure. 
I mean, probably don't want a 

448
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,120
whole heck of a lot lower than 
that. 

449
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,160
I mean, I don't want that to 
drop 20%. 

450
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,200
So then I went to sleep and I 
woke up at 4:00 in the morning 

451
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:09,320
and when I woke up with 4:00 in 
the morning, I was 165 / 99. 

452
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,800
And this happens every night. 
So here's the cool thing about 

453
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,840
me being a stroke victim, me 
loving data, because it's hard 

454
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,760
to refute data, even though in 
this day and age people want to 

455
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:29,040
try to refute data. 
So anyway, I have almost every 

456
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,600
blood pressure reading. 
Let me rephrase that. 

457
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,760
Unless I was taken to a doctor's
office, I have every blood 

458
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,720
pressure reading back to like 
late November of 2024. 

459
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,600
And I had my my, my stroke a 
month before that. 

460
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,800
So I think I got this machine 
right after I got home. 

461
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:53,280
Well, I didn't know you could 
export or export depending on 

462
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,680
where you're from, export all 
this data. 

463
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:06,440
So the cool thing about like 
ChatGPT Gemini, those type AI 

464
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:12,320
that I pay for ChatGPT allows me
some different things a free 

465
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,520
version doesn't get and I think 
it is fully worth it. 

466
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,000
I definitely think it's worth 
it. 

467
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,560
So anyway, I took an Excel 
spreadsheet and the express 

468
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:31,920
Express Excel spreadsheet listed
date, time of day, blood 

469
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:37,560
pressure and heart rate. 
OK, those and I could put notes 

470
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,400
in. 
I didn't know that. 

471
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,880
So that's something that I'm 
doing now that I didn't do back 

472
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:48,160
then is put notes in there. 
So it had something like 1800 

473
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:54,640
lines of readings to go through.
Now a doctor, no matter how good

474
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,600
a relationship I have with them 
and know how, no matter how 

475
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,520
often, say at least quarterly 
that I'm seeing, this doctor is 

476
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:06,120
going to be able to digest that 
information in a feasible way. 

477
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,600
So what I was able to do is take
that information, that 

478
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:16,200
spreadsheet, upload it to 
ChatGPT, ask it to find patterns

479
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,760
for me. 
So, and then I gave it, of 

480
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,600
course, what I thought it was 
going to see. 

481
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,000
Of course, it tells me, because 
here's the thing, I'm not only a

482
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Stoner, I'm also a genius. 
It says you're spot on row. 

483
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,280
Yeah, I know. 
So, but it was able to knock 

484
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:38,240
down to a time frame of when it 
went up, how it went up, what my

485
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,000
averages were, what my highs 
were, what my lows were, what 

486
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,160
days of everything. 
Then at the end of all of that, 

487
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:54,080
it was able to take it and it 
put it into a one page handout 

488
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,640
that I could give a doctor. 
So I could give that to him. 

489
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,880
The doctor could actually read. 
That became before they come in 

490
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,760
with me or read it as they come 
in to me or I could hand it to 

491
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,960
them when they come in to me and
they read that and they would be

492
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,000
able to see everything and they 
would be able to ask me 

493
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,960
questions off there and I would 
have that information because 

494
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,400
they get that output. 
I had to have some input for it.

495
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,280
So I would be able to give that 
because. 

496
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,239
So I talked about my blood 
pressure a couple nights ago. 

497
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,960
We'll get back to, we need to 
back up a little. 

498
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,920
So my blood pressure is pretty 
consistent. 

499
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,600
I wake up, it's super high, it 
drops throughout the day. 

500
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,360
Most of that is due to my 
cannabis use and it drops, 

501
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,480
drops, drops, drops, drops 
usually to what I call a double 

502
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,800
drebble. 
Now, I've never even thought of 

503
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,760
a triple triple, which is 
different than a triple double, 

504
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,400
which is a basketball term. 
So what I call a double double 

505
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:57,120
is when my upper number systolic
and my lower number diastolic 

506
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,480
readings. 
I believe that's what they're 

507
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,000
called and how they're 
formatted. 

508
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,320
Let's just call it the upper 
number and lower number that a 

509
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,560
double double is. 
When both numbers are double 

510
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:12,640
digits, like 99 / 60 or 72 / 58.
That would be considered a 

511
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:17,080
double double. 
OK, a triple triple would be 

512
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:22,400
both numbers in three digits. 
I freaked out a few days ago 

513
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,080
when that lower number was 99 
when I woke up. 

514
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:32,800
I I am calling my doctor. 
I am like, what is going on 

515
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:38,400
here? 
But having that one page print 

516
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,880
out, which I will continue to 
update because what I'll do is 

517
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,400
because I can keep that. 
One of the things about paying 

518
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:49,240
for at least this ChatGPT 
version is that it'll keep like 

519
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,600
chains longer that I'm talking 
to it. 

520
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,040
So I would be able to, I'm going
to go back here in probably 

521
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,560
another week or so, get there'll
be like two more weeks of data 

522
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,000
and we can update. 
So what had happened was for 

523
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,840
some reason the day that. 
So a lot of things happened here

524
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,800
and some of it could be catching
up. 

525
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:20,440
OK, we're going to talk some, 
We'll talk the health option 

526
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,400
tomorrow. 
What wonkiness that could cause 

527
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:30,520
in it. 
But during this time, I was 

528
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:37,480
trying to figure out which of 
the things that were happening 

529
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:47,200
to me maybe affecting my health.
So, but one of the things was 

530
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,480
literally 2 days on Friday. 
So on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, 

531
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,400
Friday night we find out we're 
not getting a puppy. 

532
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:02,040
OK. 
And I was upset I mean, and I 

533
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,280
told Doug that I was 
disappointed. 

534
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,920
I wasn't mad at him. 
I was just disappointed that I 

535
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,360
was felt like I was finding out 
12 hours before I was supposed 

536
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,360
to bring a dog home with me. 
OK. 

537
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,720
And that was my and that was my 
heartache. 

538
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:25,440
That was my, my, I was feeling 
horrible that I was not with 

539
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,480
him, with this puppy already. 
So, so I find this out and then 

540
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,880
Saturday we see the, the dog and
then there's some stress. 

541
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,400
So I want a male dog, blah, 
blah, blah. 

542
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,920
And then we decide, yeah, we're 
doing this. 

543
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:43,040
So that Sunday, well, starting 
that Sunday, Michael comes into 

544
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,360
our lives. 
And Michael has been a godsend 

545
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:55,840
for me once again, everything 
this just reiterates to me how 

546
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,240
wonderful God is in my life 
because I don't deserve this 

547
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,800
dog. 
You know what I deserved a 

548
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,960
fucking puppy. 
The puppy that he told me you're

549
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,840
not ready for you shouldn't 
have. 

550
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,760
That's that's what I should have
gotten. 

551
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,240
But the reason that I didn't 
because because Bobby doesn't 

552
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:19,000
deserve that. 
I mean, so I got, I got super, 

553
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:25,240
super lucky finding this this 
particular dog, having him be 

554
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,680
available to us. 
So he comes home with us on 

555
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,920
Sunday and then my blood 
pressure decides to freak out. 

556
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,120
So I had talked about my pattern
every morning, what I would 

557
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:44,120
consider super high. 
I mean, typically and ChatGPT 

558
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,120
would tell me I'm not going to 
pull that sheet up right now, 

559
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:54,800
but I think it was like in the 
one 50s over the high 80s is 

560
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,800
what I think like 155 / 88 or 
something. 

561
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,680
So you know, there are a lot of 
people that live with that and I

562
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,560
just don't even I can't even 
imagine. 

563
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:10,200
So any who anyhow anyway, I 
would have this high blood 

564
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,760
pressure drop and now all of a 
sudden it decided it did not 

565
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:20,000
want to drop and the problem was
like if I got up and started 

566
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,120
moving around then my blood 
pressure would start to somewhat

567
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,360
come down. 
The problem was that I felt like

568
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:35,200
such crap from having this high 
reading this high blood pressure

569
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,400
for me that I didn't want to get
up. 

570
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,600
And every time I would start to 
get better, like I thought I 

571
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,480
would get better. 
There is one day like 6 or 7 

572
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:49,600
days of these high readings, 
like abnormally I never. 

573
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,680
So let's just say on a typical 
day I took my blood pressure 6 

574
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,200
times. 
OK. 

575
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,400
And the reason I take it so 
often because people will ask, 

576
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,080
especially in the mental field, 
is if I only took it once in the

577
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,760
morning, you would think I had 
high blood pressure. 

578
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,520
If I only took it once in the 
evening, you would think I had 

579
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,960
super low blood pressure. 
And if I just take it in the 

580
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,040
middle of the afternoon, it 
depends on what I've been doing,

581
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,640
where we are of the dropping. 
So I take it to try to get my 

582
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:25,560
best average and that's, that's 
what I've always tried to do 

583
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,440
with, with taking this blood 
pressure and tracking all this 

584
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,240
data. 
So now this data has changed. 

585
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:36,040
My data no longer my data set is
no longer high in the morning 

586
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,480
drops during the evening cycle. 
Because what I was happening, 

587
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,880
the one good day that I was 
going to mention this, the one 

588
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,560
good day that I thought I was 
happy where it seemed to be 

589
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,680
dropping throughout the day is I
laid down to take a nap and I 

590
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,440
that's what I was going to 
mention. 

591
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:56,920
So 120 / 80, see if you're below
that for the American whatever 

592
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,760
Heart Association, American 
Medical, whatever, that's what 

593
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,520
they consider a decent and OK 
blood pressure. 

594
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:09,680
OK, so 120 / 80 typically if I 
take it six times a day, I was 

595
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,120
this what I was going to mention
earlier. 

596
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,040
If I take it 6 times during the 
day, at least four of those, I'm

597
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,840
under those numbers. 
OK, so majority of the time I'm 

598
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,000
I'm under those numbers wouldn't
be uncommon for five out of six.

599
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,640
The only one being when I wake 
up. 

600
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,680
It changed drastically. 
I got to that one day where it 

601
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:36,240
dropped to like 114 / 76 and I 
was going to lay down to take a 

602
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,000
nap because I had just been 
feeling like crap. 

603
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:43,480
But I've been up because every 
time I lay down it's that seems 

604
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,920
to be a trigger whenever I get 
prone and I lay down. 

605
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,000
I took a one hour nap and it's 
it was like 160 / 90 when I woke

606
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,800
up and that's just, it's 
exhausting during the day. 

607
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,440
At least for me it is. 
I don't know about most people, 

608
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:08,520
I can only tell about myself. 
So I have been trying to get 

609
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,840
through this health thing. 
It could be the cannabis, I 

610
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,480
could be getting used to the 
strain that I've smoked. 

611
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,240
So I've actually tried a couple 
of different strains right now. 

612
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,920
Unfortunately for me, I didn't 
do it correctly. 

613
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,160
I like smoked one, then I smoked
the other. 

614
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,040
Now my blood pressure seems to 
be dropping. 

615
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,920
Is it either one of those is 
both of them? 

616
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,760
Is it only one See, that's where
I know science. 

617
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,640
I get to smoke more pot. 
What can you do? 

618
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,080
What can you not do? 
What can you not do Smoke less 

619
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,760
pot. 
That's what I can't do any who 

620
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:50,520
anyhow. 
Anyway, so I was over 2 weeks, 

621
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,600
you know, Bobby was also like, 
you know, how about, you know, 

622
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,880
my body doesn't register stress.
So I keep saying, let's use 

623
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,920
yesterday as an example. 
We were going to go to church 

624
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,120
and he's been very good. 
He hasn't been left alone. 

625
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,280
He was left alone one night for 
three hours because we already 

626
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:15,800
had dinner reservations, dinner 
theater on Easter, which we went

627
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,480
with Lincoln Cooper's dad. 
So he went with us to that 

628
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,640
night, it was Elton John and 
Elvis. 

629
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,800
It was a great show. 
It was fun. 

630
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,280
It was a little loud for me, but
it was fun. 

631
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,640
So I can take earplugs, I can 
make, I can make do. 

632
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,400
So it was very enjoyable. 
He was left in a crate. 

633
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:43,000
We alerted our neighbors. 
They said that he was just a dog

634
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,840
for a little bit and he was 
fine. 

635
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,200
So we decided we'd go to church 
yesterday. 

636
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,640
We're going to be gone between 
two, 2 1/2 hours and about two 

637
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:58,400
hours actually. 
So we were like, you know what, 

638
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,400
We'll pick up as much as we can.
We'll close our bedroom door, 

639
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:07,160
we'll let have him have run of 
the rest of the place and we'll 

640
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:12,920
see what happens. 
So we went and Bobby and I, 

641
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,520
we're addressing it differently.
She was very stressed out about,

642
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,000
you know, you see those videos, 
you come home and the dogs 

643
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,360
destroyed the couch and all the 
stuffings everywhere and blah, 

644
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,000
blah. 
Yeah, I'm like, then we get a 

645
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,960
new couch. 
Do I want to spend money on a 

646
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,760
new couch? 
Do we have money to buy a new 

647
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,440
couch? 
No. 

648
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,960
But you know what? 
It's a it's a couch, OK? 

649
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,080
We would make a different 
decision and have a lot more. 

650
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:42,080
We have a huge l-shaped couch. 
It's like each side is like 7 

651
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,640
feet long, so Bobby and I can 
each lie down with our heads, 

652
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,920
like touching where the L, the 
IT comes together and we're 

653
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,640
still full. 
We're still fully comfortably on

654
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:58,200
no matter which way we sleep or 
lay down. 

655
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:04,080
It is awesome. 
It is a great couch, but the 

656
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,960
next one's going to be a heck of
a lot smaller. 

657
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,200
I wouldn't even be opposed to 
saying this one's going to stay 

658
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,800
at this place if we ever move 
out. 

659
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:21,680
So anyway, my my wonky, wonky 
health has made it where I'm 

660
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,240
trying to figure out what's 
going on. 

661
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,560
Over the last couple days it 
seems to have leveled out. 

662
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,520
It's still going up when I lay 
down, not as high. 

663
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:40,320
I did have a theory. 
Now I will have doctors that if 

664
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,960
I tell them we did some Oh my 
God, what was it? 

665
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,560
And they'll be like so. 
And then when I tell them, 

666
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:52,160
they'll be like, yeah, no. 
OK, so Bobby and I had sex like 

667
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,600
a a few days before we picked up
Michael. 

668
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,120
OK. 
So typically I would say we 

669
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:05,040
still have sex whatever, two to 
three times a week. 

670
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,280
She can answer that. 
So however we we have it, we 

671
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:14,040
still even post stroke we've 
been very lucky any who any how 

672
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,640
I've been very lucky. 
I won't speak for her any who 

673
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,000
any how. 
Anyway, so then we got Michael 

674
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,200
and then with my blood pressure 
up and everything and being 

675
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,560
consistently up, Bobby is not 
getting near me. 

676
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:32,360
She that is not like how she 
wants me to go out. 

677
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,920
Like I wouldn't need a much 
bigger life insurance policy, 

678
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,960
which I am not getting at this 
point. 

679
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:43,360
I wouldn't need a much bigger 
life insurance policy to to 

680
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,280
offset the fact that I died 
while we're having sex. 

681
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:54,480
I mean, yeah, that would like 
that would be a great way for me

682
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,640
to go out. 
It would not be a great way for 

683
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,360
her to go out. 
And I was going to say, well, 

684
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,280
how about if we both went out at
the same time? 

685
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,320
And I was like, well, how would 
that happen while we're having 

686
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,880
sex? 
I guess if we get the sex swing 

687
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,760
and it fell out of the ceiling 
while we're trying some Superman

688
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,080
thing, we could both go out at 
the same time at that point. 

689
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,280
Anywho, Anyhow, anyway, so we 
hadn't had sex. 

690
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,840
And then my blood pressure, I 
told you for one day kind of 

691
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,920
equal life. 
So what did this guy decide to 

692
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,080
do? 
This guy decided we should try 

693
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,160
having sex. 
Because here was my theory. 

694
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,960
Now, am IA scientist, No, But am
I smarter than a scientist? 

695
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,360
Probably most of them. 
At least a good portion of them.

696
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,560
Any who, anyhow. 
Anyway, I theorized that from 

697
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:51,000
going to having sex two to three
times a week. 

698
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:58,880
So I am having ejaculation every
two to three times a week. 

699
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,080
So every two to three days, 
let's say is what I'm having 

700
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,840
now. 
I have just gone like 17 days, 

701
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,760
16 days. 
So I brought up the medical 

702
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,680
condition blue balls, and if 
you're like blue balls aren't 

703
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,680
real, well, you know what? 
They may not turn blue, but when

704
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,760
you're used to having it that 
much, I guarantee you that 

705
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,240
they're like, why are like the 
little guys are like, why are we

706
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,200
still here? 
And are they talking to? 

707
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,720
Probably not since I got fixed. 
I don't know exactly what that 

708
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,320
does to him. 
I think it shoots them into my 

709
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,600
body somewhere like into a leg 
or something, which may be why 

710
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,240
I'm having swelling in one of my
legs. 

711
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:45,840
But boom. 
Anywho, Anyhow, anyway, I say 

712
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:52,120
Bobby let's have sex and she's 
like no. 

713
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,440
And I'm like OK and she goes, 
but I will play BCML. 

714
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,720
And if you don't know what BCML 
is, maybe you should try 

715
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,560
incorporate it into your sexual 
repertoire. 

716
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,960
So BCML is Bill Clinton, Monica 
Lewinsky. 

717
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,920
So I play Bill Clinton, and I 
know that was a horrible Bill 

718
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,720
Clinton, and I'm OK with that. 
So And then Bobby plays Monica 

719
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:22,480
Lewinsky and I say come here, I 
need some help with world 

720
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:28,760
geography. 
And then I show her my penis, 

721
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,160
which is shaped like Italy, and 
a boot, and she goes down. 

722
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:40,560
So anyway, she helped me with my
medical condition known as blue 

723
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,200
balls. 
And here's one thing I will say 

724
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,320
about the BCMLA game if you 
wait. 

725
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:54,720
So once again, if you're used to
every two to three days emptying

726
00:49:54,720 --> 00:50:01,640
the bucket, let's say, OK, it's 
a bucket that could maybe not 

727
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,240
house infinite amount of liquid,
but it's a big bucket. 

728
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:09,880
OK, So you're you're just so 
every two to three days, you're 

729
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:16,600
just emptying 2 to three days 
type of production. 

730
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,680
OK, so here's the thing. 
If you think two to three days, 

731
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:27,360
if you think 3 days is 100% 
liquid production and then you 

732
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:36,760
allow this producer of said 
liquid, if you allow them to go 

733
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:43,800
17 days between productions, 
it's going to be different what 

734
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,800
you thought was 100% at three 
days, I guarantee you will 

735
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:54,320
rerank the difference between 3 
days and 17 days or 16 days. 

736
00:50:55,600 --> 00:51:01,160
That being said, so every night,
oh, and I should go back like we

737
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,280
don't track when we have sex, 
but I bet I can find it through 

738
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:08,200
my here's my theory. 
I bet I can find it and we'll 

739
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,960
see. 
I'm going to look for it. 

740
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,920
So we have sex. 
No, we didn't have sex. 

741
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:21,920
We had Bill Clinton, Monica 
Lewinsky sex, which is, I mean, 

742
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:30,760
to me it was sex. 
I mean, literally, it's OK, I 

743
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,960
had sex. 
Was it, was it enjoyable for 

744
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,680
Bobby? 
I don't know. 

745
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,720
Once again, I do not want to 
speak for her. 

746
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,080
And I will say there's a few 
seconds afterwards where she did

747
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:49,080
not want to speak either. 
So any who. 

748
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:55,920
Anyhow, Anyway, that happens. 
And then the next morning I wake

749
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:01,600
up to do I wake up to 160 / 90? 
No, this is a rhetorical 

750
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,240
question. 
I did not wake up to 160 / 90. 

751
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:10,160
I woke up to like one O 4 / 60. 
Like that's how depleted my 

752
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:15,080
balls were. 
Like now I want I, I saw a hat 

753
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,640
and it looks like a Dunkin' 
Donuts hat, but it says Dunkin 

754
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,800
Deez Nuts. 
And I really want to get that 

755
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,760
hat now because I've dunked a 
Deez Nuts and then my blood 

756
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:31,080
pressure goes down, which that's
the the clap during the I really

757
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,960
need to get a new soundboard 
someday. 

758
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,320
So let's see what else is going 
on. 

759
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:46,160
So my health over the last 
couple days has seemed to once 

760
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:52,000
again, I need to see. 
So it is now been 48 hours since

761
00:52:53,400 --> 00:53:00,360
my last ejaculation and I need 
to see like once we pass this 

762
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,000
48, is my blood pressure going 
to rise? 

763
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,280
I mean, I may have to call Bobby
like Wednesday afternoon and go 

764
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,360
I need you home stat for a 
nooner. 

765
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,160
Maybe I won't have to call her 
home for that. 

766
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,320
Let's see what else we got. 
Do do do do do do. 

767
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,280
I already mentioned God is 
great. 

768
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,160
I'm going to talk about that a 
lot on another show because he 

769
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:31,760
is Let's see. 
Oh, so Michael has not met Val 

770
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,760
yet. 
So Val is Trinity's dog. 

771
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:39,640
Val is a a pity. 
She is awesome. 

772
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:46,720
She is like a she is like love. 
Take love, the embodiment of 

773
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,400
love. 
That's what she is. 

774
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:53,480
And then put a cinder block head
on that embodiment of love. 

775
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,360
And that would be Val Val is an 
amazing dog. 

776
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:06,560
I have never liked that head. 
So, and this is not made-up, Val

777
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,600
turned around and her head hit 
my my shin last that last summer

778
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,560
and I was just like, I got to go
home because I didn't want 

779
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,160
Trinity to know that because it 
wasn't Val was not doing 

780
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,840
anything wrong. 
Val was turning around just so 

781
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,120
happens has a cinder block head 
and hits my little twig legs. 

782
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,280
OK, maybe like they would have 
helped, maybe it wouldn't have, 

783
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,360
we don't know. 
So anyway, I go home and Bobby 

784
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,920
comes home and goes, oh wow, 
that looks like a golf ball, not

785
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,600
like 1/2 a golf ball. 
It looked like someone literally

786
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,160
put a whole golf ball. 
So she wanted to take me to the 

787
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:44,800
doctor and I did not want to go 
because I think what it was was 

788
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,640
I think it was like a Friday or 
Saturday night. 

789
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,440
And here in America if you go to
the emergency room on a Friday 

790
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:56,920
or Saturday night you are fudged
and not on the good way either. 

791
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,400
Like I don't personally think 
fudging would be good but there 

792
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,160
are some people. 
So for you people who think 

793
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,440
fudgings are good, this not a 
good fudging. 

794
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:14,520
So I go home. 
I just go OK whatever. 

795
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,920
So I go back to see. 
So this is after my knee surgery

796
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,160
and it was same knee so I 
couldn't feel it. 

797
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,800
That was the whole thing when he
when she ran into me, I just 

798
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,400
felt my body moved and I looked 
down. 

799
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,120
I was like oh cartoon. 
I mean it literally I could see 

800
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,480
it rising. 
It was bad and graphic and quick

801
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,960
and which sounds like Bobby and 
I one night stand but boom boom.

802
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,360
Anywho, I go home. 
Bobby really wants me to the 

803
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,760
hospital. 
I say no so it doesn't go away. 

804
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,120
It doesn't go, it doesn't hurt. 
And Bobby is just like Bobby 

805
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:53,440
would just stare at like it was 
so big it pulled the skin tight 

806
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,440
like Bobby thought the skin was 
going to Burt like split because

807
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:02,640
it was so tight. 
And so anyway, I think it was 

808
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,280
six or seven weeks after that it
happened. 

809
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:10,600
I think it was 7 weeks. 
We I had a appointment just to 

810
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,800
check up a follow up after my 
knee replacement and my 

811
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:20,200
orthopedist saw it. 
Remember this is 7 weeks, at 

812
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:24,000
least six weeks, if not seven 
weeks post injury. 

813
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,640
And he's like, Oh my God, did 
you go to the hospital for this?

814
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,280
And I'm like, no. 
And he goes, what did it happen?

815
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,160
I told him he's he's like, you 
should have gone to the hospital

816
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,840
and like it was telling me 
everything. 

817
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,520
We're like, well, I hope that's 
not the issue. 

818
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:45,160
So. 
So Val and Michael have not met 

819
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:49,760
yet because Michael is so thin. 
I'm like, getting hit with it. 

820
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,240
It'd be like, I was about to say
it'd be like me getting hit with

821
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,160
a cinder block, which I 
literally just described. 

822
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,640
I had that happen to me when Val
ran into me. 

823
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,600
So, yeah, so they have not met 
yet. 

824
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,920
They will meet very soon. 
They've seen each other, they've

825
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,000
been within 10 feet, but they've
not nose to nose sniffed, you 

826
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,360
know, done all that stuff. 
And I can't wait because they 

827
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,600
are going to be best of friends.
I told Trinity that by next 

828
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:21,280
winner, when Trinity goes to 
work, I fully expect Val to just

829
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:26,840
come down to our place and hang 
out and her Michael can just 

830
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,120
hang out all day and enjoy each 
other. 

831
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,040
And everyone gets blessed that 
way. 

832
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:38,400
So any who any how. 
Anyway, let's see what else did 

833
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,440
I have? 
Oh yeah, MO. 

834
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,880
That was the last thing. 
So I was talking about Michael 

835
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,240
and Val. 
They have not made yet. 

836
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,120
They're going to be besties. 
They're going to be great 

837
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:53,000
friends, even though they have 
not been on the same side of the

838
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,760
fence. 
We have a very short fence that 

839
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:00,320
our that we can put up so our 
Dobermans can see. 

840
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,600
I mean, they're a head and neck 
above. 

841
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,280
They can jump the fence. 
They just don't know they can. 

842
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,240
The German Shepherd next door, 
Elvis came over and they've done

843
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,920
all the sniffing and everything.
And they we're getting into the 

844
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,000
three-week mark because one of 
my problems, not a problem, one 

845
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:22,680
of my concerns is right now he 
has recall on me except a couple

846
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,400
times he's been startled. 
I had mentioned that he lived 

847
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,080
out in the country. 
He is not used to things. 

848
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:34,120
He's not used to sirens, loud 
car noises, wind chimes. 

849
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,160
I found out. 
So there are a lot of things. 

850
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:40,320
So, So what I have to be 100% 
secure in that is if he gets 

851
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,320
scared, he doesn't just run off.
Like if he gets startled and 

852
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,880
runs home, I'm fine with that. 
And he knows where home is. 

853
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,600
I just need to. 
But as soon as we get him off 

854
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:59,640
leash with with Elvis and Lefty 
and when he can finally play 

855
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,760
with Val, it is going to be 
amazing. 

856
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,200
The last thing that I was going 
to mention is MO will be home. 

857
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,800
So Morgan, our oldest lives 
overseas, will continue to live 

858
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,840
overseas. 
They will be home for a grand 

859
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:21,320
total of three days, so which is
fine. 

860
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,880
It's three days more than we've 
seen them in almost a year. 

861
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:28,040
So I cannot wait to see MO. 
I am so excited now. 

862
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:35,240
MO loves dogs and MO gets this 
very high pitched. 

863
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,120
She loves to call the dogs 
squishy. 

864
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,960
Don't know why. 
I'm sure there's a back story to

865
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,320
it. 
I probably will ask at some 

866
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,800
point, but I haven't asked at 
this point. 

867
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,160
So squishy and it's I would do 
it right now, but I'm afraid 

868
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,960
that Michael would come 
sprinting in here and me. 

869
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,880
What the heck was that sound? 
Any who. 

870
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,600
Anyhow, Anyway, MO is going to 
just fall in love with Michael. 

871
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,880
I mean, and he's so tall, he's 
so big. 

872
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,640
She is going to fall in love. 
So I can't wait until MO's home 

873
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,520
because I can't wait to see MO, 
but I can't wait for MO to meet.

874
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,880
I know that she'll be, she'll 
probably be and it's fine. 

875
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,920
I get it. 
If my mom said that she got a 

876
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:28,200
Doberman and I went to visit, I 
sure as heck would be hanging if

877
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,520
I hadn't seen a friend in a year
and they said, hey, you should 

878
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,480
come over. 
I want you to meet my new Dober.

879
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,520
I guarantee you I've given the 
dog more, more time. 

880
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:43,360
So that's just a given. 
So if she comes home and she 

881
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,840
decides that she wants to spend 
more time with Michael than she 

882
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,760
does us, that's fine because 
Michael's going to be near us, 

883
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,800
or at least we get be near MO. 
And here it goes. 

884
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,600
I can't even do the sound. 
I'm afraid to he will come 

885
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,760
running in here and be like, 
what is that? 

886
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,360
And I'm going to wait because I 
don't do it justice. 

887
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,320
And so I don't want to do it 
then him here, the real version 

888
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,040
when MO does it and then be all 
confused. 

889
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,040
I'm just not going to do 
anything about it. 

890
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,160
Well, let's see, what do I got 
on tap for this week. 

891
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,640
I'm going to try to put out 
another episode or at least 

892
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,880
record when I'm hoping to put 
one out by the end of the week. 

893
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,720
I'm also going to have a day, a 
John Carpenter day. 

894
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,120
I was going to do it with Bobby 
and we were doing other things. 

895
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:35,480
Actually, I did watch Big 
Trouble in Little China, so that

896
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,640
was it. 
But I think that I'm going to 

897
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,760
watch. 
I don't think I know I'm going 

898
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:46,200
to watch the thing and they live
and there was a third one that I

899
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:51,360
was going to start. 
It was going to be it was going 

900
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,640
to be God. 
What was the first one? 

901
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:59,400
They were I was going to tie 
them in because The thing is 

902
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,000
like when an alien gets here and
even though it's different than 

903
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,640
the aliens that are in, they 
live, it could have morphed. 

904
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:11,000
And now you see how and I'm just
going to do a whole day of that.

905
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:17,520
I'm going to have Arachna Day. 
I'm hoping to watch the double 

906
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,680
feature of Arachnophobia and 
Eight Legged Freaks. 

907
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:27,400
And if I can find another bat 
movie, which I'm surprised at my

908
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,200
love for the movie Bats with Lou
Diamond Phillips. 

909
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,840
I am surprised that I have not 
looked for bat movies. 

910
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:40,360
I mean, there's there's cocaine 
fill in the animal there cocaine

911
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,600
bear, cocaine crocodile, cocaine
cougar. 

912
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,840
I mean go to the alphabet. 
Cocaine dinosaur. 

913
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,320
I think there was one or was 
that Dino Gator? 

914
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,680
I don't know, man. 
There are so many movies I've 

915
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,960
been watching and a lot of them 
are really bad. 

916
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,280
But I found a few gems I really 
have. 

917
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:04,640
What is it? 
They kill monster on Tubi. 

918
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,520
There's one like they kill 
monsters. 

919
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:13,440
It is when it's a British movie.
It is a fantastic movie, but 

920
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,840
there's some really good movies 
on there. 

921
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,680
Let's see anything else going 
on. 

922
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,400
So double features. 
So I'm going to have John 

923
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,560
Carpenter. 
I'm going to have that if I can 

924
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,760
find bats, which I would think 
there has to be something 

925
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:29,280
besides just bats if there is 
like. 

926
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:34,840
So when I went back and looked 
at Phantasm, I found out there 

927
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:40,200
were actually 5 Phantasms. 
And for 40 years I only thought 

928
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:45,040
there were 40-5 years. 
I only thought there was one and

929
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,200
there was 5. 
So I'm afraid actually to even 

930
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,680
look at bats and see how many 
bats there are. 

931
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,760
And if I can't find something 
else to go with bats, maybe 

932
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,360
we'll have to pair it with 
something. 

933
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,200
And I don't. 
Oh, that would be good. 

934
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,320
If there's one about a parrot, 
get it. 

935
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:05,560
I said pair it with something, 
but don't boom because a parrot 

936
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,000
flying animal, never mind. 
Forget I was I know I was too 

937
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,640
distant. 
And it doesn't matter any who 

938
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,760
anyhow. 
Anyway, I think that's it for 

939
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,040
today. 
Michael has become the love of 

940
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:21,960
our lives and Bobby. 
I know, I know everything that 

941
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:27,720
Michael's meant to Bobby as 
well, because I do think that 

942
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:33,160
she's probably noticed a change 
in my disposition, my daily 

943
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:42,880
disposition being around this 
guy and the fact that he is goes

944
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,800
to the bathroom on a fairly 
regular schedule, sleeps on a 

945
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,080
regular schedule. 
In fact, this morning at his 

946
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,440
morning nap time, I was going to
do the show and I was like, you 

947
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,440
know what, I should take a nap 
now because I know he's asleep 

948
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,920
and how about if in the 
afternoon he decides not to nap?

949
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:04,160
So I did, I took a nap with him.
I am still needing my brain is 

950
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:10,200
still fubard. 
We have a lot of stuff going on.

951
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,640
So there could be thing Bobby 
has been worried about me with 

952
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,720
this higher blood pressure. 
I guess one day when it was 

953
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,440
high, I was trying to explain 
something to her and I kept 

954
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,680
stuttering and falling over 
words and things. 

955
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,920
So she has been concerned. 
So I do think that the Michael 

956
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:29,840
Bean in our lives has been a 
true godsend for her as well. 

957
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,800
Any who any how. 
Anyway, my name is Ro. 

958
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,280
You've been listening to this 
stone, genius. 

959
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,040
My name is Ro. 
And this was done with a 

960
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:41,040
Doberman named Michael. 
We'll talk to you later. 

961
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,040
Have a good one. 
Bye.