1 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:08,600 Hey, what's up guys? Welcome to the great outdoors. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:16,000 We're out here joined with Prospector Poob, prospector 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,360 Omid, and we're out in the northern mountains of Georgia, 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,960 enjoying the sights and gold that the earth provides. 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,240 And the knowledge. And then learning about gold, 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,120 yeah. At Gold School. 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,520 At gold School at the Consolidated Gold Mine in 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,920 Dahlonega, GA, I kind of got roped into this. 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,320 I was, I had like a, a weird fleeting memory of me coming to 10 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,600 Dahlonega when I was a child and doing gold panning. 11 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,560 And then I and I was like, what was, what the hell was that all 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,240 about? So I went on Wikipedia and it 13 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:57,080 turns out there was like an, the first American gold rush was 14 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,600 here in Dahlonega and it was only for 20 years. 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,120 And then they just packed up and went after the California Gold 16 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,720 Rush. And so I, you know, as I was 17 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,520 sitting there reading that, I was like, there's no fucking way 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,440 they got all the gold. And so how could they? 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:17,960 How could they in 20 years? There's no way there's. 20 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,200 No shot. Yeah. 21 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,720 And so I was like, it would be cool if we came down here to to 22 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,520 do some gold panning. Yeah, and and profitable too. 23 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,680 You see, the price of gold is. Still up there? 24 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,080 It's so fucking high right now. So we were like, maybe we could 25 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,000 get in on some of that. Yeah, turns out we're. 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,680 It's that are good jobs, right? So, well, not the strip doesn't 27 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,800 suck, but gold panning as a craft. 28 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,600 Yeah. It's it's the hard on your back. 29 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,320 It's wet. Yeah, and him threw my back out 30 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,680 as I said last episode like a one week ago. 31 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,360 I. Didn't throw it out. 32 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,800 I blew your back. Out, he blew my back out and now 33 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:57,520 he's had me bend over digging salt silt for about 8 hours a 34 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,000 day and it's been pretty grueling. 35 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,520 And I also got an eye infection 'cause he farted right in it and 36 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:09,479 I swear to God he pushed me over a rock and I'm all sorts of 37 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:16,880 fucked up. Yeah, the by the way, the let's 38 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:22,160 back up like 4 injuries ago. Yeah, not even the injury thing, 39 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,360 but like, the digging in the ponds, like it. 40 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,320 This is all centered around Dahlonega, GA. 41 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:30,760 And like, he keeps hinting, like I heard there's like antique 42 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,200 shops down in Tahwanica. Maybe we could go. 43 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,480 Some gold. Plated. 44 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,880 Yeah, go get some something antique, maybe go shopping for 45 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,720 oddities. And he suspiciously picked a 46 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,160 breakfast place this morning that was in downtown Dahlonega 47 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,440 that was very like. I wanted to say, I've heard he 48 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,040 keeps saying it's a charming town. 49 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,520 It's a charming town. He keeps taking me to the 50 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,480 outskirts. I want to see the the vein of 51 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,680 civilization. No, we're supposed to be going 52 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,440 in from the mountains like pioneers down to the Dollar 53 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,760 General and Walmart and grabbing shit and then fleeing back up 54 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,400 into the hills to where the gold is. 55 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,880 You had me going to Walmart looking like this, so yeah, I 56 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,040 wanted a nice breakfast at a cute cafe. 57 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,320 Nice breakfast my ass. Dude. 58 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,040 It was a place that serves scones. 59 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,680 OK? I don't want to ever step foot 60 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,640 in a fucking place that serves scones. 61 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,480 Not when there's gold in these creeks. 62 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,040 OK. They did have a nice cinnamon 63 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,640 bun, but then they only had one of them for cinnamon roll. 64 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,160 Well, we split. It was good we. 65 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,680 Split it out. I'd rather have the whole thing. 66 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:30,360 Yeah, it's just me, but so far, no luck. 67 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,960 Not a single speck of gold. Well, a lot of close calls that 68 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,000 we know of. Yeah. 69 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,840 It's very hard to tell if you found gold or this stuff that 70 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,480 looks exactly like gold. And it's not Fool's gold. 71 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,600 It's a secret third thing. And at gold school they told us 72 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,600 to look out for it, gave us the name of it. 73 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:57,080 I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me and it is 74 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,800 everywhere. It's everywhere. 75 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,720 And like, you know, they, they say like, oh, gold doesn't like 76 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,480 break apart in your hands. I keep finding this stuff in the 77 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,720 pan. I go, I think this is gold. 78 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,320 And then I, I do it and it crumbles. 79 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,040 But then, you know, I've used gold leaf before and that shit 80 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,920 crumbles into dust too. So like gold can just crumble 81 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:19,720 into dust? Potentially we've lost out on 82 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:23,360 hundreds of dollars. Of gold. 50 thousands. 83 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,880 Yeah. And it's also, you know, it's 84 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,520 like, I'm not here to find a sliver or a, you know, a crumb 85 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,000 of gold. I'm here for Nuggets. 86 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,200 Yeah. And we have yet to find a big 87 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,920 nugget. And then and we went and did our 88 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,360 school. Yeah, that was actually a lot of 89 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,040 fun. The Gold School was a lot of 90 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:43,360 fun. Yeah. 91 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,920 The guy rocked. Yeah. 92 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,040 Our our professor, Professor Gold. 93 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,000 Yeah, there was actually at the Gold Austin. 94 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,400 Powers. He he loved Austin Powers. 95 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,360 At the gold School, they were actually, as soon as we walked 96 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,840 in, they said the lady at the counter was like, you picked up 97 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,400 a phone was like, Carl, get in here. 98 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,400 You're going to want to see these guys because we're fully 99 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:11,920 dressed up as as prospectors. And then we he walked in and 100 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,000 he's like, you guys here for a job or what? 101 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,760 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 102 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,480 But the you want to talk about that couple that was on tour? 103 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,720 I mean, I think we all remember the couple. 104 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,640 Basically the place was packed full with some school tour or 105 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,480 something, and luckily we weren't in there with any 106 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,360 children. I guess maybe sounds creepy. 107 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:40,400 Lucky for them, none of those children got caught in the 200 108 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,840 feet underground with Sam, but it was. 109 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,680 Sorry, I had to get the heat off myself for that poor choice of 110 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,760 sentence. There was a moment where I was 111 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,920 when I was 200 feet underground. The mine I like, picked up my 112 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,960 phone. I was like, oh, I can't call 113 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,520 Abby. What the fuck? 114 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,040 Yeah, no cell phone service. I think it would be funny to 115 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,680 just block the the pathway for the kids. 116 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,600 Who are you going to call? Well, what are you going to do? 117 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:07,200 But yeah, there was one couple with us from West Palm Beach and 118 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,520 very Devon like the guy, I'd say, you know. 119 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:17,040 Yeah. He made one joke the entire time 120 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,760 and it fell so flat, but he never really tried again. 121 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,040 Omid, why don't you walk us through that joke? 122 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,440 Sure. They went first because we 123 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,720 strategically allowed them to so we could record and stuff. 124 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,640 Yeah. Which by the way, can I pause 125 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,400 you for one second? Imagine their discomfort with 126 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:40,280 like they're being led on a tour by a prospector looking guy and 127 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,080 then it's them and then behind them is 3 guys that look like 128 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,680 prospect. That are insistent that they go 129 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,560 ahead of us. They kind of smell like it too, 130 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,040 yeah. But carry on. 131 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:56,040 But yeah, no, so she goes 1st and she's taking, she's actually 132 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,840 moving at a pretty reasonable pace completely. 133 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,040 But she's like, oh, I should have gone first. 134 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,280 I'm I'm moving so slow, which, you know, if it was me, I'd be 135 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,200 moving even slower. It was slippery and dark. 136 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:12,920 It was very, it was a mine. And there's also a lot to see. 137 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,480 And so she goes, sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm slow. 138 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:20,160 And the, our, our professor prospect prospector, he said 139 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,160 it's all good, you know, it's fine. 140 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:27,840 We're taking our time. And the boyfriend goes, What 141 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,360 does the What does the boyfriend say? 142 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,120 He said by slow she means retarded. 143 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,240 And then it was. Crick Nobody. 144 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,320 It was anything shit joke just echoed throughout the mine. 145 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,720 You could actually hear the like drops of water. 146 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,200 Hitting the. Ground it was even professor 147 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,560 prospect there was like have some class so he. 148 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,560 Groaned. And. 149 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,880 We should add his back. We should taken our hats off and 150 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:56,280 be like. Yeah, but she didn't seem to 151 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,720 find it too funny, which I don't know why she, I don't think she 152 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,480 said a single word for the rest of the thing. 153 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,360 The most flattering thing to be, especially when you're 154 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,400 surrounded by prospectors, which are like, highly regarded. 155 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,720 Yeah, especially in a goldmine. Yeah. 156 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,960 You know, he, he tried, he whiffed and he whiffed one other 157 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:20,320 time 'cause Professor Prospector really funny, did a lot of funny 158 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,760 bits. He got Sam still mash a couple 159 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,200 times. Oh, it was a couple of good 160 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,160 ones. I think it might have. 161 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,440 Did he get me or was it, I mean, it's like you're like like he's 162 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,240 expecting you to do it so that he has a call back. 163 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,120 But you didn't do it in like a year in on it way. 164 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,960 He went, wait, what's the 1st? The first one was like, he was 165 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,280 like, what do you think happens when there's all this machinery 166 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,000 and it and you're doing this for hours a day? 167 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,680 Seems like he was kind of a teachers pedic school at Gold 168 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,040 School and he was always trying to get top marks. 169 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,280 I was so he was like professor, professor, Oh, they go deaf and 170 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,200 the guy hit him with a what? And that was really funny and. 171 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,120 He fucking got me so. Good. 172 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,440 And then at one point he went, you know, we're actually right 173 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,040 below the largest active gold mine in the country. 174 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,200 And Sam went, oh, that's really. Of course I'm going to perk up. 175 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,920 I'm here. You're looking for gold. 176 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,360 He got your ass big time. And he said, yeah, we're right 177 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:21,800 below the Walmart boom, boom. That is, that's funny. 178 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,440 Which, by the way, he's not wrong. 179 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,080 We had just left Walmart, spent quite a lot of money there. 180 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,240 Yeah, 'cause these two fuckers, it got down to like 55 or 181 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,960 something and they were like, it's so cold. 182 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,040 We need more blankets. It was cold. 183 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,760 It was You told me it'd be scorching. 184 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,080 You told me that's exactly what it was. 185 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:41,960 Hamid, he had told me that it was going to be so hot here that 186 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,320 I was expecting to be really, really hot. 187 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,040 So then when it was slightly cold, I was freezing. 188 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,160 We'd boil is what I. Heard. 189 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,880 Yeah, I, well, I'm telling you, one week ago I was looking at 190 00:09:52,880 --> 00:10:00,000 temperatures 7778 at night, No, at night 75. 191 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,480 But like, too hot? For night in the yeah, in the 192 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,560 middle of the day, like in a tent with three dudes, that's 193 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,840 brutal. Big dudes. 194 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,440 Yeah, big dudes. And and then all of a sudden it 195 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,160 rained like the day before we left and I looked and it was 196 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,000 like 55 at night. And I was like, wait a second. 197 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,640 You got down to 52. That's pretty good, you know, 198 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,280 and I figured three dudes is fine. 199 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,240 And then, you know, our tent, I don't know if you guys are 200 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,080 campers out there, but our tent has like, you know, it's a mesh 201 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,240 and then as the rain fly that acts as like the vestibule 202 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,240 outside. And I also anticipating all the 203 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,040 hot weather, I bought some like battery powered ceiling fans. 204 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,320 So I had a ceiling fan going above Omid and then they opened 205 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,320 the both vestibules up. So there's like a great cross 206 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,800 draft and then the fan going and then they're over there just 207 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,680 like shaking. I'm like, turn off the fan and 208 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,040 they're like that. Fan was not making it 52° the. 209 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,360 Vestibule open was like if you close off the airflow our our 210 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,280 hot bodies are going to heat up the room. 211 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,080 You know, I will say you guys do have hot bodies. 212 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:08,680 Thank you we got it figured out after Walmart we got one more 213 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,160 black mink like satin looking that. 214 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,440 Was this is the gayest addition to our tent? 215 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,960 It was. It's like velour. 216 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,680 And we had the string lights up, the fairy lights and the velour 217 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,640 blanket. And last night we were all 218 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,200 cuddling to him, he was in the middle. 219 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,360 Yeah, me in the middle. Yeah, it was better than the 220 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,080 first night, 'cause you guys were fighting over that. 221 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,720 I was in the middle. SI was always. 222 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,640 Covered. I wasn't fighting like I I for 223 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,800 one hour before sunrise. I was like, you know, I'm a 224 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,760 little bit nippy. This is the worst part. 225 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,720 The worst part? No, the worst part? 226 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,160 No, here because you went. You guys are cold. 227 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,680 I've just got a blanket on my belly and I'm shirtless. 228 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,360 I'm warm, I'm warm. And then you take the big 229 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,960 blanket from me who's actively freezing and you wrapped 230 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,880 yourself, your warm body. You didn't. 231 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,320 You're greedy, really. My fucking asshole. 232 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,440 I OK, well. He knows. 233 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,840 He doesn't fucking know, dude. Because at the very end, what 234 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:12,920 you did was you. He took it wrong with it, Yeah. 235 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,440 And he refuses to get any proximity to me. 236 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,480 Like every time I look, he's got this bundling board up. 237 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,560 He's got like a fucking 2 1/2 foot gap between him and Omeed, 238 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,600 you should hear. The stuff he says to me that 239 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,720 made me build a wall. Last last night me and omeed 240 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,120 were fucking next to each other. We were so close. 241 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:35,120 There was there was 0 air between me and omeed just so I 242 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:39,680 could have the blanket come over my body and end right here and 243 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,560 then there's like a 2 foot gap and then poobs over there with 244 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:47,040 his fucking iPad, his reading light, his book, his sleep mask. 245 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,880 Who the fuck sleeps with a sleep mask? 246 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,880 And he's. Omeed sleeps with a sleep mask. 247 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,560 He's got all this shit. He's he's like. 248 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,840 Pruned up Omeed has his sleep mask. 249 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,200 You bought that one. He bought he comes into this 250 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:01,320 night gown, his little floppy sleeping at you just you had too 251 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,680 many like like sleeping accoutrement, you know? 252 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,400 And those are what made me so cold my my iPad with predator 253 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,040 bad downloaded on it. You're fierce sleeping 254 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,920 independence in a situation that requires 3 guys to get 255 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,320 aggressively close to each other and intimate. 256 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,000 Would you have put up a wall if Sam was in the middle? 257 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,080 Yes, absolutely. Well, maybe not as quickly. 258 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,760 So me. He described to me in great 259 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,520 detail pre wall. Hey, man, you're sleeping on the 260 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,600 side that every night I roll as close as I can to the edge of my 261 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,280 bed there and I suck on my table or something when I wake up. 262 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,240 You know, he painted a picture of like, he's gonna be nibbling 263 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,520 on my ear. I sleep on a big queen bed. 264 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:49,280 And every morning I wake up, I start in the middle or wherever 265 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,040 and at the edge. I'm like, lying completely at 266 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,160 the very edge where my table meets my bed. 267 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,120 And I could do like a line off the table. 268 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,920 And you insisted on keeping the left side. 269 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:08,120 Well, I'm on the right side. The tent, if you look at it from 270 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,560 the front door. Thank you. 271 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,120 But yeah, I think we got it. We got it kind of perfected last 272 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,640 night. And I think tonight I expect 273 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,640 probably the best sleep of the week. 274 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,480 Want some moonshine? I'm OK I'll get to it. 275 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,840 My eyes are already so messed up. 276 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,760 Adding blindness. And well, we we've both been 277 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,760 drinking it and we haven't gotten blind yet, so I think 278 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,080 we're safe. I think it's good. 279 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,520 I think it tastes really good. Can't wait to drive on those 280 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,680 curvy roads later tonight. Moonshine blindness. 281 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:43,040 I think it's late activated. Yeah, but the tent is. 282 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,400 We've come a lot closer in some respects, but. 283 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,280 Also I I do want to say that the tent, the last time I used this 284 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:55,320 tent was that Idaho trip. If you guys remember the Idaho 285 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:59,160 camping trip video Poob with the Cape and everything. 286 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,240 We somehow fit 4 dudes in that tent. 287 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,720 It was me, Bizzle, Brian and Poob. 288 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,240 This time it's three of us, and somehow it feels equally 289 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,560 cramped, like that tent had like Shrinky happened to. 290 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,800 It it's the, I'm telling you, it's the sleeping bags. 291 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,000 It's the we were like little sardines and we had enough room 292 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,360 on our left and right to put a little thing down. 293 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,920 Yeah, and I think maybe a different orientation. 294 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,320 I think we were sleeping the other way. 295 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,560 It doesn't make sense because it's a square, but somehow it 296 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,520 did feel drastically larger than Idaho. 297 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,880 Like, I, I know I'm wrong, but in my head, I remember Brian 298 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,280 running little laps around it when he got all like he got 299 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,120 really. That sounds terrifying. 300 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,440 He got like a sugar rush and he was like talking about that guy 301 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,080 Mateo. And he, I thought he was like 302 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,200 jumping and bouncing around from bed to bed. 303 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:55,040 And in here, you crawl into your spot and you stay there. 304 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,840 Yeah, unless you're on me. And then he rolls over and he 305 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,720 whispers, I, I you reached out your arm to me at one point. 306 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,120 Well, you guys were having so much fun. 307 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,760 I got a little curious. You guys. 308 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,800 You guys kept me up when you're giggling. 309 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,800 I remember you and I woke up and you went, this is ridiculous. 310 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:23,840 What me you're like what? Honestly, like I was with the 311 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,440 snoring. I woke up. 312 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:31,520 I woke up and at one point you had like turned over to me as if 313 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,920 you had been up for an. Hour. 314 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,440 Staring at them. You're going looking at how much 315 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,080 room? Yeah. 316 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,000 Dude, I was like. Me, Trevor. 317 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,600 Old. Man, no, I I did not sleep on my 318 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,440 mattress last night. I slept on the butt crack 319 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,880 equally like I had half my body on my mattress, half on his. 320 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,480 Don't get the problem if you don't get cold. 321 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,400 What? Do you mean last night was 322 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,120 different? Last night was colder than the 323 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,240 night before. And yeah, I I stood, I looked 324 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,800 over boobs there, fucking chapstick on sleep mask. 325 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,240 He's got his fucking bundling board. 326 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:11,160 He's got, he's got so many blankets. 327 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:15,359 And then there's just a a no man's land, his little bundling 328 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,319 board in between him and Hameed. There was just like we could 329 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,160 have each just. Make it sound like we're on one 330 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,920 mattress. No we're not but like I feel 331 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:28,760 like we could have each had like 6 inches of space between US and 332 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,560 had blanket space but instead poop had to have like a queen 333 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,960 size bed to himself and then me and amid were on a twin. 334 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,400 I literally can't have a queen size bed because of my bungling 335 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,720 board. I'm I set a limit of I will use 336 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,280 just my mattress. We each have the equal size I 337 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,160 got. Less than my own mattress. 338 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,840 That's not my fucking fault. It kind of is like. 339 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,200 You put up a giant wall. I could, you know, we have two 340 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,520 king size blankets. We could just each take one and 341 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,240 we don't have to worry. You guys could have been living 342 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,200 like kings. If I just had the left side that 343 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,880 would have just turned into the corner, burrowed in and then you 344 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,160 guys would have even further away than I would be. 345 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,600 Yeah. Would you require blankets of? 346 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:18,400 Course you would, Yeah, But you know, I, I could, I would, you 347 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,880 know, I'd be, I had AI wouldn't put up a wall. 348 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,760 Yeah, that. Wouldn't change. 349 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,840 Fine. We just don't like it when 350 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,160 people build walls. That's it. 351 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,200 Yeah. I think it should be just a 352 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,600 paper. OK, well, tonight I will. 353 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,720 I'll just you're gonna take total auto meats mattress with 354 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,880 him, OK? I'll have my mattress be 355 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,600 nothing, OK? OK, so the three mattresses we 356 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,840 have, we just bunched them together. 357 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,000 I mean, like it's a pretty big sleeping area. 358 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,840 It's like a tatami mat. Yeah, no, it yeah, we each have. 359 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,360 Yeah, but OK, we each have a mattress. 360 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,560 I get what you're saying about the sum of each of the 361 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,000 mattresses is larger than a king size blanket. 362 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,240 Yeah, you get what I'm saying? Yeah, I just think maybe we each 363 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,760 take a king and we put the overlap and I'm meeting him and 364 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,120 he gets double warm because he's at all, which is. 365 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,560 We might have to check the temperatures tonight, but last 366 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,720 night having all of the blankets stacked I think was like 367 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,360 necessary. And it just killed me, like just 368 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,840 the way you woke up, like, like, 'cause I had woken up, you're 369 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,640 already up and you're just like, staring. 370 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,760 Over at him. Like, just like I'm like, oh, 371 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,440 you want to go there, dude? Let's talk about Sam snoring 372 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,760 last night. I was good too. 373 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,440 I'm going through some sort of sinus issue right now. 374 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,960 OK, the shotgun snore. I've never heard a snore that's 375 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,480 so loud and abrupt. It was like pips bark but as a 376 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,640 snore. It built. 377 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,120 Up. It built up to it. 378 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,720 Yeah, I think it woke you up every time because it stopped 379 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,880 for like 5 minutes and then it kicked back in. 380 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,120 And there's somebody in the comments that's gonna say, oh, 381 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,600 it's sleep apnea or something. No, you guys are. 382 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,400 Stupid. No, it's all the snot. 383 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,080 Yeah, it's all the snot, dummy. When? 384 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,040 When you stopped, I thought you might have just gotten out, like 385 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,840 you might have just just died. Just died. 386 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,800 Me to check your air. Sure. 387 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,160 He was filled with so much festering rage about my extra 6 388 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:14,600 inches wing in my cock. His heart came out the stress. 389 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,920 The sleeping situation. I don't know if I'm crazy or not 390 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,080 but like I swear to God I see gold down in them rock crevices. 391 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,720 Down there, I've been looking at 1 nugget. 392 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,200 Yeah. Do you have the hammer? 393 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,960 No, I don't have it on. Me, a big rock. 394 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,240 Looks like a vein. It does. 395 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,040 It just looks like just gold out here, you know? 396 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,000 Think I got a bite yet? We're we're currently at DeSoto 397 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,720 Falls. This is where we're recording 398 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,680 this, and it's actually Frogtown Creek, which is a offshoot next 399 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:44,000 to DeSoto Falls Frogs. Yeah, not a single frog, but. 400 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,920 Frog Town, let alone Frog City, or. 401 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,360 Anything or a single. Frog. 402 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,560 Frog House. Yeah. 403 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,440 But this apparently Hernando DeSoto came through here at some 404 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:59,720 point and he and they even found a a conquistador's breastplate 405 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:04,040 in the basin of DeSoto Falls. They were on their way to 406 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,160 looking for the City of Gold. They were here dude. 407 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,200 They just didn't know it. I can't. 408 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,360 I wonder if they did prospecting while they were here. 409 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,120 Do you think they like found any gold and then just kept going 410 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,480 like it wasn't enough for them or? 411 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,720 Well, Professor Prospector said that back in the day, the Native 412 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,040 Americans, you could just find gold on the ground 'cause they 413 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:28,000 didn't use it for anything. I don't know when Soto came 414 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,800 here, but I feel like you didn't look very hard. 415 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,560 Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I think I don't think he 416 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,960 looked very hard either. I think he was also just kind of 417 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,440 being lazy. You know how Spanish people are 418 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:42,440 with their siestas and so God, he was probably he was probably 419 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,320 like Nuggets. No, I want like like pre done 420 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,200 ingots. I'm looking for a city of gold, 421 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,320 you know, like Nuggets weren't enough for him. 422 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,640 So, well that is, yeah, if you're looking for a city of 423 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,960 gold, you're going to be pretty disappointed if you don't find a 424 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,960 God damn golden city. Well, you know, not to like, 425 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,400 kind of be on Desoto's side 'cause I think he's kind of like 426 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,960 an evil character. He's regarded as kind of evil 427 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,760 guy. But now that we're out here, 428 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,160 like covered in flies and like ankle deep in the creeks and 429 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,800 shifting around a bunch of mud and shit looking for flakes of 430 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,360 gold, kind of on his side, I'd I'd keep going too. 431 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,240 I'd keep looking for like a city of gold. 432 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,720 Yeah, a city seems more convenient than than looking 433 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,320 through the dirt. Yeah. 434 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,880 And even the, the consolidated gold mine, the guy told us the 435 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,200 process you're going through this giant vein that they had, 436 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,800 you know, you assume a mine that they're just like there with a 437 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,800 pickaxe pulling like chunks of gold out of the wall. 438 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,560 Apparently they were just finding a vein of quartz and 439 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,600 they would sit there and blast it with these big pneumatic 440 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,920 hammers. And then they would take the 441 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,960 vein of quartz that they had, you know, broken off and they 442 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,160 would crush it with these big hammers and turn it into dust. 443 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,920 And from the dust, they would pour a bunch of, like, chemicals 444 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,200 on it and get gold, like gold dust out of it. 445 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,080 And by the end of the entire process, where they had blasted 446 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,920 out underneath the Walmart and everything, they had only gotten 447 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,320 a bag of gold dust, like this big. 448 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,680 And it was worth, like, today's amount of money, $4 million. 449 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,680 Yeah, that's not worth it. Many people went deaf, yeah. 450 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:20,480 Or died, Yeah. And also, you did that example, 451 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,600 that awesome example of like, here's how it looks with a 452 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,720 candlelight. This guy did the funniest bit 453 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,640 ever. Turns out all the lights. 454 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,600 It's like, I'm gonna now show you what it looks like with a 455 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,960 candle. Turns on the lighter and he's 456 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,800 got a stick of dynamite. And he's like, oops, that's 457 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,320 hilarious. In that stupid asshole that was 458 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,240 in our tour, instead of just going along with the joke, he's 459 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,320 like, was that a stick of dynamite? 460 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,240 Hey dude, why don't you pay attention in class 'cause he he 461 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,640 just showed the dynamite a minute ago to set it up. 462 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,200 It's those fuckers that sit at the back of the classroom and 463 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,920 just act like they're cooler than the teach. 464 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,720 Yeah, you know, not us. Sure, he was the only guy at 465 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,760 school with like lady on his arm and like. 466 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,800 But she was retarded. He said so himself. 467 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,960 And I did print check him a couple times and I wasn't 468 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,080 unimpressed. You you print checked and he was 469 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,120 talking there. I heard them talking about like, 470 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,600 this isn't as cool as the he. If we went to an Ireland, I'm 471 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,960 like, all right, whatever, you know, Like they clearly know 472 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,480 their stuff a little. Yeah. 473 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,800 But couple who stopped by this random, He was just like that 474 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,240 rich kid in school. You know, his dad probably sent 475 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,640 him to Gold school. Yeah. 476 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,040 He probably didn't, you know, work his way into there like we 477 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,720 did. Yeah. 478 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400 And I don't know, he just rubbed me. 479 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,440 Yeah. It's supposed to go like this. 480 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:46,960 He would go like this. No, no, he didn't jerk me out. 481 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,080 But yeah, he was an ass. I hate him. 482 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,320 He was kind of like the school bully. 483 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,120 Yeah, like the you know what? He he's a. 484 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,600 Five person class. We had a bully, the cheerleader, 485 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,960 and three prospectors. All the archetypes of school. 486 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,320 And we were the fucking teachers pets dude. 487 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,880 That teacher loved us. Yeah, he did. 488 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,160 Yeah, he kept, he kept like, like fishing for information. 489 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,200 He was like, so where are you guys from? 490 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,480 As I am from Florida and he's DC or Indiana and he's like, huh? 491 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,680 And you guys all came dressed up like this. 492 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,480 I was like, yeah, we met each other in the parking lot. 493 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,400 I was hoping he would just drop it after that he But then that 494 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,040 like made him ask more questions. 495 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,840 He waited a little. Bit I was trying to be very sly 496 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,600 with, like, we're friends. We normally meet up in Florida, 497 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,600 and he's like, weird. Yeah. 498 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,400 Well, you know, you don't become the professor without having a 499 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,360 little bit of intuition. And then we had to eventually 500 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,280 say that we met on the Internet, which I'm sure opened up a lot 501 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,280 more questions, like, are they on, like, prospector Reddit or 502 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,120 something or. Yeah, it's just their main thing 503 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,000 they do. I got laughed at by a group of 504 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,920 high schoolers. I was pretty humbling. 505 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,800 I walked right by them and I saw them. 506 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,280 Where were you? Chick-fil-A Well. 507 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,920 I mean, imagine you're a teenage girl and and there's a guy 508 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,560 looks. Exactly like prospector Pete 509 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,040 from Toy Story. Blue overalls, red fucking 510 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,400 thermal underwear, and a cowboy hat with the Ascot. 511 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,000 Well, you know, I just saw on their face they were like trying 512 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,800 to hold it in. And I'm like, I respect. 513 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,280 Thank you. And then the second they got 514 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,280 past me, they started cracking up laughing. 515 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,920 And I went in the bathroom and I looked in the mirror and I'm 516 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,200 like, what's so funny? What's so God damn funny? 517 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,320 Yeah. And my eyes really swollen. 518 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,760 I mean, I do look like a monster, Amit said. 519 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,560 I looked like Chucky. That's like a knife. 520 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,480 You definitely look like a miner. 521 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,760 Yeah, Earlier I looked like a farmer and that that honestly 522 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,880 felt a little cooler because they get a lot of respect. 523 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,600 Farmers do. They're like veterans. 524 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,520 Prospectors kind of like strip the land, though, Like they're 525 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,160 not as well regarded. They're dying, yeah. 526 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,080 They're a dying breed. You never see a young 527 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,520 prospector. It's always some fucking old 528 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,320 guy. No wife, no kids. 529 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,960 I don't know if you guys like burnouts. 530 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,840 Did you guys see the guy near our camp? 531 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,040 There's an old man wearing overalls. 532 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,960 No, I didn't. I'm a little worried because 533 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,760 there's a there's a lot of competition. 534 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,320 Yeah. These creaks, yeah. 535 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,800 I think we should kind of like the we should roll up on them 536 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,800 the whole of our knives. With our with our pickaxe and 537 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,080 our fucking gold pans. What you find over there, old 538 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,560 timer prospect. It's a young man's game, but. 539 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,200 But the, you know, what's crazy is that he told us at the very 540 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,400 end of gold school, he said all the gold that you get, Oh, they, 541 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,760 they actually taught us how to pan. 542 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,920 They had to like like a pre done pan full of sand with some 543 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,680 flakes in there. So you could learn the process 544 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,880 of panning before we came out and did it ourselves. 545 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:07,040 And they had they said that the gold that they use for those 546 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,280 pans is got out of these streams. 547 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,680 There's a guy that does the Yahula River, which is where we 548 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:20,000 went panning yesterday and he he dredges it up there. 549 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,680 Wasn't any fucking gold. Yeah, he fucking gets it all 550 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,080 from the cracks. He gets down there with like 551 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,720 scuba gear in a pontoon boat and he just, he goes down there with 552 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,880 with scuba gear and he gets it out of the cracks and then he 553 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,920 gives it to the he sells it to the Consolidated gold mine. 554 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,840 Very disappointing. The gold mine gets their gold 555 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,960 from some random guy in a river. Yeah, and like, not I thought it 556 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,240 was like old gold from the gold mine. 557 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,160 Nah. And we were like, what's the You 558 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,400 asked him what the biggest amount of gold somebody found 559 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,560 panning was. And he's like a kid a couple 560 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,720 years ago, found $200 worth of gold. 561 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,200 Son of a bitch, dude. I thought we were gonna make 562 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,600 like millions. Yeah, and I had a disappointing 563 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,720 call with my kids yesterday. Where? 564 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,560 Hungry. My youngest was like, Dad, do 565 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,200 you have pockets full of gold? I had to tell her I haven't 566 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,080 found shit. Dude, your daddy's a failure. 567 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,520 Have you found the legendary Eldorado yet? 568 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,520 Not yet. Sometimes. 569 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,320 Called Eldorado. I think so. 570 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,360 City of Gold. City of Gold, yeah. 571 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,600 That would be that would make up for a lot of our shortcomings if 572 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,240 we did find Elder. Yeah. 573 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,960 That would be huge for us. We find giant pre made 574 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,480 structures of gold and we're looking for Nuggets. 575 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,720 I want it out of a pan this big. Yeah. 576 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:38,120 I'm looking for flakes and dust. Yeah, it is. 577 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,520 It is remarkably hard to like they say a lot of what you'll 578 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,280 find in the rivers is like just dust levels shit. 579 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,960 I feel like that just washes out of the pan. 580 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,080 Like we disregard that. I'm looking for like a like a 581 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,120 little Pebble or something. Yeah. 582 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,560 But. I'm trying to buy my grandma her 583 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,080 5th house, you know? No, Yeah. 584 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:04,640 It's like I, I thought, I mean, I wasn't expecting to come out 585 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,000 of here with pockets. Yeah. 586 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,360 I expected each of us to have like maybe a necklace amount or 587 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,280 make a ring out of it or something. 588 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,080 I knew it was a bad omen when you know, not to disparage the 589 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,800 beautiful countryside 'cause it is beautiful out here. 590 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,200 It's gorgeous, but there's not a whole lot of nice properties. 591 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,880 Like I, I really wanted to see like a guy in like a big old 592 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,680 plantation style house with turrets and shit. 593 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,920 And then he he comes busting out his front doors with his 594 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,280 prospector gear on and a pan and he walks across his 75 acres 595 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:41,320 down to his Creek. 29 We're Gold Placers 2929. 596 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,120 That's an insider for prospectors, yeah. 597 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,000 And no, it's, it's not a lot of that. 598 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,280 It's a lot of like old cars parked in people's front yards. 599 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,240 I thought the poorest person here would be like the richest 600 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,600 man in Indiana. Yeah. 601 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,640 And no, yeah, I didn't even think of that. 602 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:03,040 If there's so much goddamn gold. And it's here to scoop out of 603 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,120 the rivers. Yeah, why are there so many poor 604 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,840 people? In northern Georgia, yeah. 605 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,280 Well, maybe if we vote for Gooch, for Lieutenant governor, 606 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,200 we can get some real change around here. 607 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,880 I'm going to put gold back in the rivers. 608 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,560 I wanted to vote for Steve and then I saw that it says like 609 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,960 Catherine or something. Catherine, Steve in small print. 610 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,840 She tried to hide the fact that she was a woman, and that 611 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,960 angered me. I think they should be proud. 612 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,120 I think they should proudly pronounce their name on their 613 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,000 billboards. Yeah, like. 614 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,120 Gooch. He doesn't put whatever his 615 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,040 first name is unless unless his first name's penis. 616 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,960 It can't be worse than Gooch, and he's putting Gooch right on 617 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,600 the board. We had to search for what you 618 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,680 even vote for him for. It was just big block letters. 619 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,960 Gooch, Yeah. And we were like, fuck yeah. 620 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,120 And actually, hold on. Speaking of that, the signs 621 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,040 around here are fantastic. There's there's been wimpy 622 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,640 farms, there's been what was the other ones. 623 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,080 This is like Zebulon. Said it was like my mom so it 624 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,640 was like Dick sucker laying here. 625 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800 Oh, head, head. Mountain. 626 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,640 Yeah, I think Head Mountain. Hey. 627 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,160 Yeah, your mom lives up there. That's a pretty good one. 628 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,320 Pretty good ones. And then and we're seeing all 629 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,360 these awesome names while listening to Hit Mcclicksters. 630 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,120 Oh yeah, wait, Mick Dick. What's his name? 631 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,640 The guy that made big rock candy Mountain Dick Mick Blitt Dickie 632 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,640 or something. He's got an insane name and his 633 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,880 songs Berry profilence and anti cop. 634 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,000 I have never heard that song before. 635 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,760 Yeah, that song. It does rule, yeah. 636 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,560 All the cops are dead and the women are fed. 637 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,360 It's about like fat girls and no cops. 638 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,760 It's very interesting the cops have peg legs or. 639 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,560 Something wooden legs the. Jails are made of tin. 640 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,440 Yeah, it's it. Just keeps that's how I'm like. 641 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,680 This guy. This dude is definitely a 642 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,240 criminal. Well, at first it's so 643 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,880 whimsical. It's like the mountains made of 644 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:06,440 like cotton candy or something. And it's very it, it was like 645 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,280 very whimsical. And then something that Willy 646 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,640 Wonka would write in the beginning. 647 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,760 There's a point where he says like, we're going to hang the 648 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,440 jerk that invented work. Like whoa, my God. 649 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,480 At first it that's kind of like a, you have like a knee jerk 650 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,400 like reaction and then you think about it more and you're like, I 651 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,200 get it. You know that one. 652 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,240 I understand. That asshole, I'd got them like 653 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,680 a fish. I think hanging them is probably 654 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,880 the the. Most graceful out of you shit 655 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,640 gold. We've been saying that a lot to 656 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,720 people. I feel like a fucking clown when 657 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,120 I go into public. Yeah, we haven't. 658 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,040 Dropped hates us. We. 659 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,240 Haven't dropped character yet. We've just been wearing this. 660 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,240 Yeah, but, well, there's no showers, so we're like, we don't 661 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,120 want to sit there and, like, change into new clothes a whole 662 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,560 lot because then we're going to soil pipe the clean clothes that 663 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,920 we have. Pretty gross. 664 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,680 Yeah, the toilets here are like. Hell about the toilets. 665 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,600 My God. Well, honestly, I've been, you 666 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,600 know, on the Appalachian Trail before and I've been to several 667 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,880 like backwoods campgrounds and sometimes you're lucky if they 668 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,960 even have a building. But this particular place has 669 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,960 one of those composting toilets where it's basically just a hole 670 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,239 down into like a giant chamber where the shit just just sits 671 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,320 there. Like I feel like an outhouse is 672 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:23,920 more sanitary than a composting toilet cause at least it's like 673 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,639 a hole that you can it doesn't hold that much. 674 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:29,400 Poop getting in a hole feels cleaner. 675 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,040 Yeah, 'cause the stink is so strong that sticks to you. 676 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:35,639 Yeah. And I made the just incredible 677 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,719 mistake of the first time I went in there. 678 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,040 I had a headlamp on. I'm like, I'll take a peek and 679 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,880 the horse that I saw down there have affected me for the rest of 680 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,960 the week and I started gagging and then I made that mistake 681 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,960 twice because there's a guy cleaning them out and Sam was 682 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,880 like, they're pumping them. I'm like, oh, they're pumped 683 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,040 clean. I'm going to take another look 684 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,640 down that hole. And I, I shined my light down 685 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,440 there and it had gotten worse and they were just cleaning the 686 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,120 room, not the poop out. So it was. 687 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,960 Dude, these were bad. But like when I was, I was on 688 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,840 the Appalachian Trail, we saw we like we stopped. 689 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,600 It was so cold that we stayed in one to like for warmth. 690 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,200 And we were in there with we had our gas stove on just trying to 691 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,320 make some coffee, just something to like warm us up. 692 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:30,920 And the the composting toilet seat was right there, you know, 693 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,680 and they don't have a fucking lid to close them. 694 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,480 So it's just open and the roll of toilet paper was draped over 695 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,400 the seat and down into the toilet and getting tugged on. 696 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,720 No, the opposite. The wind was blowing out of the 697 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:47,240 fucking shithole and like the toilet paper was flowing like 698 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,480 this, like up into the room and like you couldn't escape that 699 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,160 smell, dude. It was just getting jettisoned 700 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,680 into the room. Like there was a fan under 701 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,120 there. I I think honestly if we had had 702 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,800 the stove any closer to the toilet been an explosion. 703 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,960 Yeah, it would. Have been like a like a jet 704 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,720 engine like. Yule log. 705 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,600 Yeah, but yeah, those composting toilets are gross. 706 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,520 And they, they're, yeah. And the entire room is so gross 707 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,560 that like you wanna go in there and with your your overalls and 708 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,040 poop and then like your overalls are what, just sitting on the 709 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,000 floor? Overall and long long Johns I 710 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,400 have to do such an act of taking them off and wrapping them 711 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,000 around different parts of my body. 712 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,040 So they don't touch the ground. Yeah. 713 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,200 If anything, though, I kind of had like, a, not a phobia, but 714 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,040 like, I'd get pretty grossed out about. 715 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,680 I never poop in public. And this place has changed that 716 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,400 for me where now, like a gas station bathroom, I'm like 717 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,200 Eureka, like, it's incredible in here. 718 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,040 I'm in the same boat. Like, I pooped. 719 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,040 Like, yeah, we pooped in a Walmart and a Chick-fil-A and a 720 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,560 Cafe. And I'm like, I could poop here 721 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,840 every day for the rest of my life if I don't have to poop in 722 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,240 that. Yeah, that's basically poop. 723 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,360 Room. I think I've avoided ever using 724 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,360 a Chick-fil-A bathroom. And that was like, that was like 725 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,360 a palace in there. That Mexican restaurant last 726 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,680 night, I almost wept because I didn't have to poop. 727 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,440 And I tried it and I tried and I tried. 728 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,440 Still no poop really. And it was just sparkling clean 729 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,240 in comparison. Oh man, this label's coming off. 730 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,360 Isn't as bad as I have ingrained in my mind. 731 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,680 I went to music festival Porta Potty once and the poop was 732 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:31,040 coming over the seat and somebody had been squatting up 733 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,400 or something and pooping and adding to it. 734 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,960 And that was shocking 'cause he opened the door, you could see 735 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,200 poop right there. Yeah, and this place doesn't 736 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,600 have poop that bad, but I feel really bad for the campsites 737 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,000 right next to it 'cause it it's, it's quite pungent. 738 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,400 It does, like sometimes I'm like cooking breakfast or something 739 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,920 and like it wafts towards me while I'm licking my lips 740 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,520 looking at the sauce. Then you get poop on your head. 741 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,560 Oh, these old little things, the licorice is they're swelling up. 742 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,000 I kind of tasted 1. I almost feel like digging one 743 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,440 out. I bet you it's like infused with 744 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,600 moonshine. Oh yeah, and is the moonshine 745 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,600 tasting a little more appley? Not really. 746 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,520 Yeah, it still tastes like solvent apple. 747 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:20,680 Guys, remember Annoying Orange? Not a big annoying orange. 748 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,280 No, I'm a huge annoying orange guy, that's why. 749 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,320 But I love apple and orange. And the Burt Peanut, yeah, he's 750 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,880 my favorite annoying orange character. 751 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,440 He would be. I mean, I'm not seeing a lot of 752 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,080 comparisons to him in the annoying Orange yet, but it's 753 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,200 kind of right on the money. It is, yeah. 754 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,080 Yeah. I remember like, right when he 755 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,800 was getting big. I'd like said that. 756 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,680 And then I didn't like want people to think it was a 757 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,600 disparaging comment. But it is like the resemblance 758 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,280 is striking, you know? I would understand maybe if he 759 00:38:52,280 --> 00:39:00,440 was a big thumb wars fan because they use that same tech, but see 760 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,160 what other fun things have we done? 761 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:09,480 Yeah, last night we were, We had gotten back to the camp and who 762 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,840 walked out of the van into the campsite? 763 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,960 And then he's just, I guess, like walking around and there's 764 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,000 like lanterns and stuff. They're there by the tank. 765 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,360 It was very dark and I saw something cool that I wanted to 766 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,680 share with my friends and. He comes strolling over like 767 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,200 walking pretty briskly towards us. 768 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,040 I got a. Really good thing to tell you. 769 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,520 It was so pitch black, but you were you happened to be wearing 770 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,520 like all white in like Gray, like it was linen pants and like 771 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,640 a light Gray hoodie. And so I saw your silhouette. 772 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,720 And they have to make sure you don't drive your car like too 773 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,560 far into the campsite. They have like a series of 774 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:50,160 boulders set up and he happened to hit one that's like just a 775 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,200 fucking like a little wall of rock and he hit it. 776 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,480 What about knee height? It's like knee height. 777 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,240 You just walked straight into it, looked like you had your 778 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,560 hands in your pockets. I don't know. 779 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,080 You were just like. I was so excited to tell you 780 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,280 guys that I thought of something. 781 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,000 And he I guess hit it and just went fully just face planted and 782 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,720 like almost scorpioned himself like his he just went from 783 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:21,120 walking to face planted so quick and made a very loud thud noise 784 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,080 where I was like I was very concerned but I was also like 785 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,960 fuck, like if I have to do like medical stuff after like quiet 786 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,760 time at the campground in pitch black. 787 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,960 Yeah, that it would have. I mean, that was one of my 788 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,320 thoughts too. Like, I hope I didn't just ruin 789 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,440 this trip. And then my second thought was 790 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,320 like, oh, it's pretty funny. Like Falling's funny. 791 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,800 Thank God none of these other campers around me can see me. 792 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,360 And, you know, Mead came over and trying to flashlight right 793 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,720 on me on the ground I was making. 794 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,440 Oh my God. Look. 795 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,440 I was trying to make sure that you didn't have like, any bones 796 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,840 sticking out. Well, I was laughing at the 797 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,680 time. And then I went, oh, God, turned 798 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,480 that light off. Turned that light off. 799 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,840 It was he's you're more remarkably like injury prone, I 800 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,240 feel like. I I'm not, not usually. 801 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:19,800 So after all the afflictions I've had seen from you. 802 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,480 I thought, show him with your back thrown out, his eyes 803 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,040 crusted shut. I think the rock falls really 804 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,880 the only one that's totally my fault. 805 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,280 That's the one I thought you were out. 806 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,080 I thought something like an ankle is gonna be your, your, 807 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,400 your foot was going to go be pointing the wrong way or 808 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,240 something. Somebody got me size 13 boots, 809 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:45,240 and I only wear a size 5. So there's a lot of extra room 810 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,040 in these. And I feel like a, like a 811 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:51,880 newborn horse walking around. I can't get my fucking land legs 812 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,920 here. But I got, I'm used to wading in 813 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,080 the Creek. Yeah. 814 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,920 And when you're underground, 200 feet start to adapt. 815 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,120 You get minor legs, Yeah, you know. 816 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,640 Yeah. And so we had. 817 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,600 Your eyes too large. By the end of it, we look like 818 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,480 those creatures from The Descent but with overalls. 819 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,440 Oh my God, how long have you been down there? 820 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:22,080 Like it's 30 minutes or yeah. Yeah, I am surprised that guy 821 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,960 didn't just take his girlfriend and leave. 822 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,600 Like halfway. Through. 823 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,640 Oh, right away. He walked in the room. 824 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,600 Well, well, well. What kind of gold we shrunk 825 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,400 here? Come on, boys. 826 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,840 Yeah, I'd been. I'd have been if I was that 827 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,960 woman. I'd be terrified. 828 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,360 Yeah, do you think the guy would have laughed if we pulled out a 829 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,760 mini gold pan and started like there was like little creaks 830 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:50,240 like in the bottom of. The Yeah 2. 929 We started doing 831 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,000 gold panning right there in the mine. 832 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:58,320 I think if they weren't there, professor was so fun that he 833 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,400 would have let us get a lot of really good shots. 834 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,960 Yeah, of us doing stuff like that and like crawling around. 835 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,400 Professor would have let us use that, that pneumatic drill. 836 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,840 Drill. Yeah, Dang, I think the 837 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,360 professor would have. I think if that guy's girlfriend 838 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,800 wasn't there, he would let us use the pneumatic drill on that 839 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,720 guy, yeah. Hold him. 840 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,800 Kill that guy. We're yes, Sir. 841 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:26,320 We're prospector vigilantes and we deal with all mind based 842 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,480 crime. You just did a party foul. 843 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,920 Prepare to pay. Let's see if you shake gold. 844 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,560 Yeah, it it would be a great place for torture because it's 845 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,360 so underground. Yeah, and it is cool, like the 846 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,240 way everything echoes off the walls. 847 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:49,000 A scream would be very I guess. Do you want that? 848 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,080 All the people working in the shop above. 849 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,840 Holy shit, yeah, just hearing it. 850 00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:01,120 They're drilling me. That's curious. 851 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,520 Yeah, they said a fun fact from the professor. 852 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,320 After three months, people would go deaf working there. 853 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,560 Really. What and what after? 854 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,280 They would try to beat it by switching out shifts to let 855 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,960 their ears heal. Yeah, I don't think they really 856 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,840 realized what that was going on back then. 857 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,640 They were stupid. That drill was very loud. 858 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,200 Yeah, very loud. And he and he said like, after 859 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,720 they finished, like after they realized there was no money in 860 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:32,840 the mind, they, they closed it down and like one year later, 861 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,720 they developed like hearing protection. 862 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,520 But go like this, yeah. I'm surprised they didn't put 863 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,680 like cotton or something, something like that. 864 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,200 I, I don't know, like some people really, You know, 865 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,080 there's, there's a people that go like, oh, there's no way, you 866 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,800 know, humans made the pyramids. It had to have been aliens. 867 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,880 But you don't think we can stack fucking rocks into a triangle? 868 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,760 Are you kidding? Get real, dude. 869 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,880 Like, well, of course we're smart enough for that. 870 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,520 But then what? 150 years ago people were like, 871 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,120 my ears hurt like shit and I can't hear anymore. 872 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,560 Maybe this is bad for them. Maybe I should put something in 873 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,280 my ear to block? It it's not even if you're like 874 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,320 don't know about hearing loss or like ear hairs or whatever. 875 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,560 Yeah. I feel like it would just be so 876 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,920 loud. You'd be like, I gotta get 877 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,200 something to tune this down a little bit. 878 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,160 It hurts. Yeah. 879 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,920 I'm in incredible pain. I've there must be some sort of 880 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,000 wax? Yeah, not to be a pussy, but we 881 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,320 went to like that. Like. 882 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,920 Club thing at Twitch con. Oh yeah. 883 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,560 And the music was so loud. I was like kind of bitching like 884 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,680 an old woman. I was like fuck dude, this is. 885 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,000 It wouldn't last one day inside of mine. 886 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,280 Yeah, I was. I was really complaining and 887 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,960 Bizzle had like little ear plugs. 888 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,720 That was yeah Biz, a lot of the clutch ear plugs. 889 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,480 Like I would think somebody would go home from work after 890 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,440 the second day and be like, it's this is ridiculous. 891 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,840 I have to like put at least wax or something in my ears. 892 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,920 Said the pay was actually like, pretty good. 893 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,960 So good that they didn't even bother putting shit in their 894 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,600 ears. All I hear is dollars. 895 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,240 Dollar bills. Yeah. 896 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,280 What? What did I just say? 897 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,560 I also have what's it like a poisoning or? 898 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,000 Something. Oh yeah, I guess there's nothing 899 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,360 to help that. You're not going to invent a 900 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,160 HEPA. Filter shards in your lungs 901 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,720 Pretty. What about like a bandana over 902 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,640 the mouth? Or an Ascot. 903 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,560 Yeah, like, wouldn't that keep the silica from going in? 904 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,120 I think people just didn't give a shit about their health back 905 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,000 then, which is kind of macho, kind of bad ass. 906 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,120 I remember asking Bizzle, like, you know, if you're injured in 907 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,080 combat, like he was injured in combat, like, do you have a 908 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,000 Purple Heart? And he's like, fuck no, dude. 909 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,720 I'm like, why not? He's like, like only pussies get 910 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,520 purple hearts. Like, I'm not going to go up 911 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,160 there. That feels like a hot take. 912 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,240 He's like, no, no, he's like, if you have a Purple Heart, it 913 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,280 better be from like your leg getting completely blown off. 914 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,040 Because I just thought you were saying those people. 915 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,320 Are no, no, he's like, I'm not going to go up there. 916 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,200 There's so many people that just have like crushed vertebrae, 917 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,000 like debilitating lifelong injuries, but they, they just 918 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,360 know that they're not going to go up on the same stage as a guy 919 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,920 that's like in a wheelchair with his legs completely blown off 920 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,400 like Lieutenant Dan and go, I get a Purple Heart just like 921 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,080 you, you know, not. Gonna lie. 922 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,920 I'd probably be that guy. I'd probably. 923 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,640 Oh my. Fingers, like I got like a 924 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,280 little bit of arthritis. Oh wait, no, it's just really 925 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,120 cramped. I would like purple. 926 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,480 Heart my trigger finger was so cramped and killing and not 927 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,640 getting injured. I fell over a big rock, Yeah. 928 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,080 And it kind of. Hurt on my way to the enlist. 929 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,280 Yeah, I like my eye. It made it really pussy. 930 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,360 For a little I worked in the cafeteria. 931 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,160 I got type 2 diabetes and I feel like I should get. 932 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,840 I would want something, I don't know like a little. 933 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:47,520 I was Speaking of hurt back. This rock is awesome. 934 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,760 Yeah, that's why I'm on this rock. 935 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,760 I I was on the same rock as you, but then this one became so this 936 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,120 is nice. This is almost like a a 937 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,120 lounging. I could. 938 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,800 I could lie down. It is. 939 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,560 We do look so fucking cool, but it is remarkably uncomfortable, 940 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,400 yeah. Yeah, they don't talk about 941 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,120 that. I'd rather be rod casting than 942 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,080 podcasting. Cool. 943 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,760 You got you. Got anything? 944 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,240 I got a little green fish. It's like a little alien. 945 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,520 That is a remarkable fishing. Yeah. 946 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,440 I'm using it though now as bait for an even bigger fish 'cause 947 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,160 there always is 1. Yeah, right. 948 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,200 Especially in a Creek like this dude. 949 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,480 I haven't seen a single fish except for that carp. 950 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:32,440 Yeah, Oh yeah. But our first wait, was it our 951 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,520 first panning experience at Yahula Creek? 952 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,240 I think so, yeah. I looked up legendary Gold 953 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,120 panning Creek, Yahula Creek. It's apparently the place to get 954 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,920 like that's where a lot of these. 955 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,840 Serenaded. Yeah, that's where a lot of 956 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,960 these dudes would get like Nuggets of gold. 957 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,520 And I was like, surely they left some. 958 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,600 And so we went there, and now Dahlonega's all grown up and 959 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,360 they got a a learning institution, not the 960 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,560 consolidated gold mine like an actual college. 961 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,360 More like a Community College compared the prestige the 962 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,920 consolidated gold mining school. Yeah. 963 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:14,000 And we went there and they built up a like a disc golf all around 964 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,720 the Creek that we look like a couple assholes like going down 965 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,440 there in our gold panning outfits. 966 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,360 People are just playing disc golf over the Creek like right 967 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,320 next to us. And we're like, oh. 968 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,880 The way they would stare and point and laugh. 969 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:28,840 So what if it was the other way around? 970 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:32,080 If I was dressed normal, I'd laugh at you for playing disc 971 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,720 golf. Yeah. 972 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,440 It's one of the few instances where a person that's playing 973 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,640 disc golf can have the upper the upper hand the. 974 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,280 Rare. You are so lucky, asshole, that 975 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,080 we look so, so stupid that even you the disc golfer. 976 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,680 Oh, this one's a par 30. Fucking eat my Dick, dude. 977 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,720 Pisses me off. Yeah. 978 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,200 You know what? I respect them for that because 979 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,080 they they have, they never have the opportunity. 980 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,800 Yeah, ridicule is ours. We can do it. 981 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,680 But we went down there and we were sitting there panning for 982 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,360 gold in the Creek. The. 983 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,480 Water polo team came through and made fun of us. 984 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:18,200 Now and poop goes, I think I have something here. 985 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,560 Would you have it like on your finger? 986 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,560 In your Yeah, on your finger. And then he goes, uh oh. 987 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,480 And he like looks away. And I like, we're standing in 988 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,720 the Creek. I like look to my left and I see 989 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:31,280 his gold pan just floating like a boat down the river. 990 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,640 Just gone incredibly. Buoyant. 991 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:38,960 Yeah, yeah, and and I had to go after it and it really cool. 992 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,880 It actually just settled in like a 5 foot deep calm where if you 993 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,920 notice these boots are not 5 feet deep, OK and they haven't 994 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,080 been dry since I had I went all the way. 995 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,520 I got my stupid ass outfit wet up to my balls. 996 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:59,560 It didn't lead to an awesome hero shot of this asshole 997 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,720 playing acoustic guitar and yeah, hooter, yeah. 998 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,480 Hooting. Yeah, there's a joke there. 999 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,960 Comment down below and like and subscribe. 1000 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:15,160 But Sam is retrieving the Little Baker, and there's just a guy 1001 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,320 screaming cover music and very poorly. 1002 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,080 And it was so like, it was a beautiful shot, yeah. 1003 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,120 Yeah, arguably more beautiful than this one. 1004 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,880 This I think this is a pretty good the pretty good landscape. 1005 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,320 Wish the sun was out a little bit. 1006 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,840 Yeah, when we first scoped it out, it was God, you should have 1007 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,000 seen. It like where a mermaid would 1008 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,120 lay. Yeah, there there was light 1009 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,360 shafts and everything. And then and then we got a 1010 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,000 little bit, you know how prospectors are. 1011 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,120 We got a little bit uppity and we said let's go back to the 1012 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,320 camp and have some charcuterie. So we got out the cheese and the 1013 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,120 GABA ghoul and we snacked for a little bit. 1014 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,680 Oh, I'm looking forward to that bread. 1015 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,840 That outdoors boy bread. Yeah, we got some bread rising 1016 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,840 back at the campsite. I'm hoping when we go back and 1017 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,640 make some flatbread, I got to try it out. 1018 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:05,120 I've seen way too many videos of that guy suffering and eating 1019 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,520 what looks like a better meal than I've had. 1020 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,400 Well, I can't say if Abby watches this cheese kind of 1021 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,120 fucking scalp me, but it just looks so good. 1022 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,640 Maybe because his, you know, in that moment, he's so 1023 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,440 uncomfortable and his his environment sucks so bad. 1024 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,560 But I've been wet now for like 2 days. 1025 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,640 I'm starting to get trench foot, I got blood shooting out from 1026 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,080 under my toenails when I walk and and I'm hoping that maybe 1027 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,520 the bread will make me feel better. 1028 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,200 That's something that's making me cough blood. 1029 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,360 I don't know what it is, but I think that bread will go down, 1030 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,800 let go. And what you're saying though, 1031 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,080 is if you could get even more uncomfortable before you eat the 1032 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,840 bread, it'll taste even better. Yeah, and I'm doing that by 1033 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,840 severely damaging my tailbone recording this episode. 1034 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,880 Let's try to hit a four hour 1 today yeah, let's try to get a 1035 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,840 big one. And Amid just got this awesome 1036 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,680 rock and honestly I didn't want to bring it up because I don't 1037 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,520 want to toot his horn, but for a while there Amid just looked 1038 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,800 like a regular ass dude. And then I brought a hat didn't 1039 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,400 fit on me, 'cause my big ass head. 1040 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,840 And he bought some overalls in a Walmart. 1041 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,160 And within 5 minutes he went from zero to hero. 1042 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,240 Yeah. And he looked. 1043 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,840 Thank you for these long Johns. Yeah. 1044 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,000 He looked like a burly God. Yeah, it was. 1045 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,440 I didn't really know what prospectors kind of looked like. 1046 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,400 It didn't really. Honestly, the whole trip, I 1047 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,240 didn't really quite get what was going on, what we were doing. 1048 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,000 Of course, until old school and then it all started clicking. 1049 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,080 Yeah, If it makes you feel any better, I really don't know what 1050 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:44,000 I'm doing until like I get back to my house and I get I open up 1051 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,960 Davinci Resolve and I go sifting through the debris and I and I 1052 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,120 have to construct something out of it. 1053 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,280 And I go, here's the angle. You know, I mean, I did, I did 1054 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,600 go out with a certain thing in mind, like we're going to go out 1055 00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,320 and find gold, find that was it. That was. 1056 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,560 That was literally the base. Well, we still have a little 1057 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,000 time maybe. Yeah, that could be a piece 1058 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,080 right there it, yeah. I'm telling you dude, there 1059 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,520 might be some gold out here. What time's check out tomorrow? 1060 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,880 Who knows, man? Is is there a time? 1061 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,320 Yeah, I think check out's at like 10:00 AM or something like 1062 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,720 that. I've. 1063 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:23,640 Heard if you come out while it's dark, wait for the sun to rise, 1064 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,560 you see the first glistens of the sun hitting the gold and you 1065 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,400 come out here and pick it like wild Berry. 1066 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,200 Damn. What if I just shine my iPhone 1067 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,440 light at it? Nope, does not work 'cause it's 1068 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,720 like Elsa. Whimsical. 1069 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,280 Yeah, it's like magic. Yeah, prospectors would have 1070 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,800 wrote about that in 18 in 1829 or whatever. 1071 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,400 Use an iPhone. Yeah. 1072 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,560 You know, it, it's kind of like Vegas almost. 1073 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,120 You know, like you said that a lot of the prospectors were 1074 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,280 older. God, oh God, it's, it's getting 1075 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,320 redder, kind of like a slot machine a little bit. 1076 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,400 It is. Yeah. 1077 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,160 How? Are you getting more water in by 1078 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,160 the way it's blood. Yeah, emptied. 1079 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,720 My feet are sweating in here. These are rubber boots, dude. 1080 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:12,480 I thought that one's dry. That one's dry as a whistle, but 1081 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,480 it's usually whistles are wet. Yeah, Fuck. 1082 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,120 Guys, a Creek bed after a rain. There was a massive thunderstorm 1083 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,880 last night. It was beautiful. 1084 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,360 The these fuckers next to us, the campsite over from us, they 1085 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,320 had like in every shape way and form like a way better camp. 1086 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,840 Their campsite just had this nice like shallow entrance to 1087 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,600 the Creek and they had so much more room for activities and. 1088 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,240 Privacy. Space, Yeah. 1089 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:44,480 And we, we felt kind of constricted in our campsite. 1090 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:50,200 But then last night during the thunderstorm, the giant tree in 1091 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,600 their campsite. Fell killed them all. 1092 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,320 Thank God now that campsite is ours. 1093 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,000 And now we're recording this podcast right on the like the 1094 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,760 steps of where their campsite was. 1095 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,120 Yeah, they came in super late too, like almost an hour before 1096 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,480 sunset. And then they left like in the 1097 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,440 as early as they could. Almost. 1098 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:12,960 Yeah. I think it might have freaked 1099 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,000 them out a bit. Yeah. 1100 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,680 I mean, if a tree that large fell right next to my campsite, 1101 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,280 I would also be a little freaked out. 1102 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,680 No, you weren't at all. You were sound asleep. 1103 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,920 Yeah, we didn't hear it at all last night. 1104 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,160 And I think we are are kind of our worries and our squabbles 1105 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,960 were more like zoned in on what was happening inside the tent, 1106 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,320 in our in our struggles, within the. 1107 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,320 Group tug of. War. 1108 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,920 Yeah, the blanket tug of war is more important than I don't care 1109 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,840 if there's an active shooter outside the tank, there could. 1110 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,840 Have been a black bear tearing apart every other camper outside 1111 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,280 the Can you be quiet? On there for a second. 1112 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,400 God damn it. I can't hear myself argue. 1113 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,520 Yeah. Hey man, you help decide. 1114 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:59,560 Who do you think's right here? They're used to that point. 1115 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,120 OK, Mull him if you think he's wrong. 1116 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,880 Mull me if you think I'm wrong. If a giant tree fell and landed 1117 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,800 on just one of us, we know who the problem was. 1118 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,520 Right in the middle. Oh, great. 1119 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,520 No. And I thought we were on the 1120 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,880 same side too because like, we got into bed and we had it all 1121 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,880 laid out perfect and we each had an even amount of a blanket. 1122 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,120 And I was like, this is great dude. 1123 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,560 When amid comes in, we're just gonna pull our blanket tight. 1124 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,080 We're gonna fucking like vacuum. Seal. 1125 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,520 Him to his bed and we should be fine. 1126 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,200 I had no problem with you last night. 1127 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,360 And then I hear you were sitting there staring at me. 1128 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,720 Well, I slept. That's because like I, I, I 1129 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,560 don't know if. It's I don't control what I do 1130 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,520 when I fall asleep. I roll around, I grab stuff. 1131 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,880 I that's something with you before we went to bed. 1132 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,800 You're like perfectly sealed. I was like sealed. 1133 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,360 I put a flashlight the wall, the blanket goes over the wall. 1134 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,960 A fucking gust of wind could just come in. 1135 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,440 Damn. This high? 1136 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,440 I feel like when you flatten that out that would give me an 1137 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,200 extra like 2 inches. OK, I'll flatten out the fucking 1138 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,200 thing tonight, but if he touches on me I'm going to be pissed. 1139 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,520 Dude, all we did was touch on each other last night. 1140 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,960 I don't mean just like leg touching leg, I mean like hand 1141 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,160 going. I think I woke up this morning, 1142 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,680 we were ass to ass and I was holding in the biggest fart. 1143 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,640 I could have just let it go and pushed it into your. 1144 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,400 Box dude, I would have pissed you off because it would have 1145 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,480 gone into his asshole. He would have burped it right in 1146 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,120 my face. Into his asshole, out of his 1147 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,960 penis, and into your asshole. We're doing like a human 1148 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,800 centipede type thing in the tent. 1149 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:39,800 Yeah, yeah. But, you know, it's been good 1150 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,080 just getting away from the ladies in our lives, you know, 1151 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,640 out here in the campsite. You know, we do a lot of phone 1152 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,400 calls back home. Amed just cries. 1153 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,600 Yeah. We go, we're going to go call 1154 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,720 our significant others. Amed, you fucking sit in the 1155 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,520 van, we'll leave the fucking radio on for you. 1156 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,680 Yeah, I remember we were coming into like, we have no cell 1157 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,760 service now. And then I was, I was like, 1158 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,160 alright, any second now, my phone's going to start buzzing. 1159 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,240 We got to the gas station and I'm like, huh, well, maybe like 1160 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,880 I'm on a different frequency or something. 1161 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,440 Opened up Twitter easily Fine. Nothing, dude. 1162 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,880 I'll start sending you a text. Thanks man. 1163 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,560 I appreciate it. You can get burner phones where 1164 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,840 we're just. Yeah. 1165 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,680 You can drown yourself in the river. 1166 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,560 I hate you. Who the hell keeps texting me? 1167 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,840 Has anybody ever done that? Like had like a loser friend? 1168 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,040 No, not calling you a loser, but like having like a. 1169 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:44,320 Like a real low to the low type type buddy bring up that moon 1170 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,400 shot. Have like a loser friend and 1171 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,440 then get like a burner and like make like a fake Tinder to like 1172 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,720 give them self esteem. Oh, that would be really nice. 1173 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:57,480 Yeah, I tried the. I tried that in a way but not to 1174 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,680 get self esteem but I tried to get Dick. 1175 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,080 Pics from your friend. No, no, no. 1176 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,920 What's the word for it? Catfish my friend into going on 1177 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,120 a date and then I would just be there at the date waiting for 1178 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,840 him and it it kind of all fell apart but we did match and I did 1179 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,320 see his full penis. Really. 1180 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,640 That's awesome. That's a oh, there's a, there's 1181 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,920 a plus. Yeah, you know. 1182 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,480 And I sent him a picture of my pussy. 1183 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,680 Oh come on, that's my leather Ginuwine hat. 1184 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,120 It's going to start floating. Oh man. 1185 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:33,000 That's that's from Poshmark. It was labeled Indiana Jones 1186 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,720 type hat. Now it's going to form to your 1187 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,640 head. It's going to be, you're going 1188 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,440 to soul bond with it when you put it on, dude. 1189 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:44,240 The amount of times that almost dropped earlier, the amount of 1190 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,360 times that almost dropped earlier and then it just drops 1191 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,760 while I'm sitting down busy, it's because I was too busy 1192 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,200 focused. On that moonshine of. 1193 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,800 Yours, which is delicious by the way. 1194 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,160 You want some diet Doctor Pepper? 1195 01:00:55,160 --> 01:01:00,680 Yeah, I wouldn't say no here. You go, what time is it? 1196 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,240 We do have to go to dinner. Do you guys? 1197 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,000 We can go to dinner when it's late. 1198 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,400 Do you have an interest in driving? 1199 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,360 I can drive. Do you trust that? 1200 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,240 OK, Oh love guide guide going give me some more of that 1201 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:20,640 moonshine that doesn't have a car pot calling kettle black. 1202 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:25,600 But driving on the the windiest hills I've ever seen. 1203 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,440 I wish I would have like. As a people that know how to 1204 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,200 drive, I can drive. But you don't have a car. 1205 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,320 I mean, I still drive cars here and there. 1206 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,880 I drove. Last time I drove was I drive my 1207 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,600 roommate's car in the city sometimes. 1208 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,160 I know how to drive. I just have an infected eye with 1209 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,600 limited vision and I could try it. 1210 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,880 We could see what happens with the camera. 1211 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,560 It is the windiest roads in the world though. 1212 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,480 It scares you though, like when you're when you're driving on 1213 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,040 them and then the locals come up behind you and they're like why 1214 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,640 aren't you going 65 around these corners? 1215 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,720 I'd break track them, I'd break check them and then like, you 1216 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,080 know, I'm flagged my gun at them. 1217 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,000 I'm. Scared if I hit the brakes, 1218 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,240 we're just going to slide off the edge of the fucking 1219 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,760 mountain. It really just pushes you out. 1220 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,760 I feel like these people wouldn't even bother to stop. 1221 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,120 They would just hit me with a pit maneuver and send me flying 1222 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,520 off the edge. By the way, this place doesn't 1223 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,760 have any. It's like they hate their their 1224 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,200 own drivers. They don't have any guard rails 1225 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,360 on any of the corners if you look over the edge. 1226 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,280 If you go off it, it's a sheer drop. 1227 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,840 It's just a Cliff down into, into nothing. 1228 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,520 I I I wondered. If the trees would catch you. 1229 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,280 I don't know. It wouldn't be great. 1230 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,080 I feel like if we send like a drone out there to like look in 1231 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,800 the ravine, it would be like the end of from dusk till dawn where 1232 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,040 they do like that long shot over the bar and it's just like a 1233 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,800 just a giant valley full of cars and they bodies run. 1234 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,840 Around yeah. And gold. 1235 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,280 Yeah, yeah, the real gold is the friendship and memory. 1236 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,000 Yeah. Really. 1237 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,040 Well, I think it's very on brand that I keep going out for these 1238 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,040 hiking videos and haven't completed a hike. 1239 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,880 And then I came out to do gold panning and find gold, and I 1240 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:17,440 don't think we even found a speck of gold, but maybe, But 1241 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,560 maybe. But probably not, because you're 1242 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,680 right, they did always crumble. Yeah, but we did find some at 1243 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,240 Gold School. They gave us some gold. 1244 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,280 They didn't give it to us. We had to. 1245 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:26,840 Earn it. Yeah. 1246 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,880 Don't say it gave. Yeah, it was a graduation gift. 1247 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:35,040 No it was our exit exam Oh yeah yeah it was our exit exam you 1248 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,480 know we did it with flying colors amid had to apply for one 1249 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,440 of those things that they give ADD kids where they give you 1250 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,040 more time for the test he. Took more time. 1251 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,520 I got 4. He did score very highly, but it 1252 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,160 took him three times as long. You know it was probably 5 but. 1253 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:53,280 Professor ruined the curve. Yeah, somehow he was. 1254 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,320 We kept like checking in on him and it looked like he had more 1255 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,880 dirt in his pants. Well, I kept going for I kept 1256 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,600 scooping up more trying to find 'cause I knew they were hiding 1257 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,080 something. I saw. 1258 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,640 I saw the real gold in the failed students before me. 1259 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,480 You wonder how many that asshole got. 1260 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:14,360 I think he pocketed some. The guy that was trying to be 1261 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,520 super funny until a bunch of jokes. 1262 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,280 Didn't he leave in like 1 minute? 1263 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,360 Derek, they, they very quickly like fuck this. 1264 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:28,480 And by the way, I, I don't mean to like, you know, I, I don't 1265 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,560 know if we should cut this out or anything, but I'm pretty sure 1266 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,480 like when we started the thing, I, I was like, oh, I guess one 1267 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,960 of us would record it and then the other one would, would do 1268 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,400 the, the other two would do the panning. 1269 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,600 I think I only paid for two pans and I'm pretty sure professor 1270 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,600 gave us a free pan of gold. Oh, you're right, he did. 1271 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,920 Yeah, he was like, I believe you and just gave us a free pan 1272 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,920 'cause we were Hawking. We're the teacher's pets. 1273 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,280 Yeah, yeah. Did pretty pretty goddamn well. 1274 01:04:54,280 --> 01:05:00,960 I think we were supposed to get signed extra with but ow my back 1275 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,360 with these. These are the two we each. 1276 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,040 Are on. They're blending in with your 1277 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,680 long Johns. They're red cards. 1278 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,520 And the other people didn't have these. 1279 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,280 I think we maybe could have got a secret tour of the professor's 1280 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,360 quarters or something. He told me to stop by after 1281 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,400 class. He said me, yeah. 1282 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,280 Meet me in my chambers, yeah. You want to find real gold going 1283 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:26,080 down there about a cave. It was a cool tour, though. 1284 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,080 We got to see a lot of really cool stuff. 1285 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,720 He showed us a glory hole. Yeah, he did. 1286 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,640 Not even a joke. Yeah, it wasn't. 1287 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:37,600 It was quite glorious. This this tour is for adults. 1288 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,040 There's no. Kids on this tour so we can 1289 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,160 cuss, right? Yeah. 1290 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:48,280 Any of these fuckers ever find gold? 1291 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:53,720 Any of these prospector fuckers ever come out of the out of the 1292 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:59,280 mine and big cum shot? We should have hit him with that 1293 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,560 dude. Like if that guy's going to make 1294 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,760 a joke that completely plummets, we should have just been 1295 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,120 incredibly gross. I can plummet even harder with a 1296 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:06,440 joke. Yeah. 1297 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,280 Oh, you're, you think you're the guy that's going to bring this 1298 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,600 room to a standstill? Oh, I'm going to be that guy. 1299 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,640 Yeah, you think you're unfunny, pal? 1300 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,120 Let me tell you about this sandwich I ate on the way here. 1301 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:26,680 Well, it was always of a burga. When I when I blew in, I ate a 1302 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:30,240 certain type of boyga. Yeah. 1303 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,960 And when I got home from this trip, my whole house smelled 1304 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,560 like clam chowder. Really. 1305 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,200 Yeah. I can't elaborate on that but 1306 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:46,000 get myself in trouble. I wonder if we would have 1307 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,040 intentionally bombed like that in front of the professor guy 1308 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,600 and then out in the parking lot, like shook the guy's hand and 1309 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,600 been like, hey, dude, we saw you really fucked up that joke. 1310 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,920 And so we just wanted to make it like seem like you weren't the 1311 01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,560 worst guy in the room. Like it was obvious that you're 1312 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,920 just like a complete asshole. But we didn't, we didn't want 1313 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,800 everybody to think that. So we definitely just went 1314 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,280 harder than you. Maybe you can repay us by giving 1315 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,920 us whatever you found in your pan, please. 1316 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,880 I'm so there's a gold museum in town. 1317 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,920 I wanted to just go to that, dress like this and just. 1318 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,680 Oh, with our notebooks and take notes. 1319 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,160 Gold colored Lick the glass. Yeah, maybe we can do that 1320 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,160 tomorrow before we leave if we pack up early. 1321 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:30,720 I just wanted to hold gold at some point. 1322 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,080 Yeah. You think that's a piece right 1323 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:37,080 there on that rock, that flower? Oh, is that a flower? 1324 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,960 That big white thing? It's a leaf. 1325 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,680 No, that's that is like the rock closest to you is a little 1326 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,960 little little gold thing. Yeah. 1327 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,520 That's a piece that's like, yeah, it's one of the. 1328 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,480 It's a thing that puts pollen on the air. 1329 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,480 You city boys think you see gold everywhere. 1330 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,440 You got to earn it. Let's find out how to view shit 1331 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,240 gold. Yeah, you're like a Hernando 1332 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,760 DeSoto type. OK, now you got to get down in 1333 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,920 there. You got to get it out of the 1334 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,880 soil. It's got to be a city of it 1335 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,600 somewhere. I yeah, Dahlonega, the fucking 1336 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,560 steeple in the middle of town looks gold. 1337 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,600 I wonder what that thing's made out of? 1338 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,880 There's no way. Oh my. 1339 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,040 Sort of. I mean, it's gold, right? 1340 01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,279 Pure gold. It's the only gold they found 1341 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,880 here. They made like, surely there's 1342 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,479 more of it. We'll take what we've gotten so 1343 01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:30,399 far and put the steeple up here. I mean if it's not made out of 1344 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:32,160 gold, it's made out of whatever that shit is. 1345 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,600 And the rivers looks like gold. Silica or something, whatever 1346 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,720 you said, it was ring out of that, yeah. 1347 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:43,240 I hear I made you some jewelry and it just crumbles to. 1348 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,720 Ash in your hand. You can neither touch nor blow 1349 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:52,200 on it. I think I'm going to have some 1350 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,200 of this. Was this good? 1351 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,960 The Arizona? So good. 1352 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,880 This is very white tea. Yeah, that was delicious. 1353 01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:07,240 Oh. Dry sum, that's actually pretty 1354 01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,279 good. I've only ever stuck to the 1355 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:17,840 Arizona ginseng and green tea. But you got to give you the 1356 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,960 props out to Arizona, man. You know, they spend 0 money on 1357 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,200 marketing. They keep their cans. 1358 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,399 What a dollar. Yeah. 1359 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,640 Got to love that. They're like the Costco hot dog 1360 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,560 is training to the gas station. Yeah, they fucking rule. 1361 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,399 I don't. I don't even know where they're 1362 01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:34,800 bottled, but. Arizona, maybe? 1363 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,240 No synthetic color, no artificial flavor. 1364 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,960 I fucking do not believe that. Not in a million years. 1365 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,680 No Woodbury, NY you. Never see the color 'cause 1366 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:50,479 they're always in cans. That's oh, it's like a blue, 1367 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,760 it's blue blueberry. It's like purpley. 1368 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,440 Yeah, but not overwhelming. I thought it was a white tea. 1369 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:00,080 It seemed very authentic. Oh my God, that. 1370 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,400 Wear is good. Wearing all these layers and 1371 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,800 then putting a belt on so I can wear this knife was such an 1372 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:09,680 awesome bling blade idea. My belly is just being tugged 1373 01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,080 at. Yeah, I wish if we were a little 1374 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:15,240 bit more brazen, we could go find another prospector and kind 1375 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,400 of like beef with them, you know, find some guy out in a in 1376 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,320 a Creek and be like, whoa there boy. 1377 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:26,440 That's our claim 2929. Hey, you know 29 then you're not 1378 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:32,360 a real fucking prospector. Could you even explain what the 1379 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,000 the has to do with the year? Nah, Nah. 1380 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,440 No real prospectors will know. OK. 1381 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,960 Bleep out what I said. Yeah. 1382 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,760 It does have a little 6/7 as a benefit of like they're so close 1383 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,600 numbers that they are said. Yeah. 1384 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,800 Together a lot and it's getting a little harder to hear 2 and 9 1385 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,440 and not like 29, yeah or anything, but it does happen, 1386 01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:00,080 especially out here. Yeah, and I think if if you hear 1387 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,120 it, you'll know and you'll do the dance. 1388 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,760 Yeah, But no, it's like, it's like you're doing the pan with 1389 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:12,440 the gold in it for you. Maybe I do a sloshing. 1390 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,600 Yeah. Yeah, and if you know, if you're 1391 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,640 a gold placer, you know all about the gold rush of 18292929. 1392 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,960 And they called him 20 Niners. Yeah, they called him 20 Niners, 1393 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:32,240 OK. 1829, it's just really long. Needlessly long meme. 1394 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,320 Well, it's it's, you know, 6 sevens for little kids, two 1395 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:39,080 nines more of an aged grown up, more, you know, more refined. 1396 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:41,840 And so of course it's gonna be a little bit more longer winded. 1397 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,880 It's like the Gone with the wind of memes. 1398 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:49,600 Yeah, it takes a while to get around to it, you know, but it's 1399 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,680 pretty cool. It is a shame that we're here in 1400 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,920 the Gold City and we haven't seen a single person that's 1401 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,000 dressed like a prospector except for. 1402 01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,920 At the Place Gold School, Yeah. And I will say we looked more 1403 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:03,000 like prospectors. Than they. 1404 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,000 Did than they did. They look like miners. 1405 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:08,800 Yeah, which I guess they. I mean, it was a gold mine. 1406 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,400 I mean, so does poop. You look like a miner too. 1407 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:15,160 Yeah, kind of. Well, they. 1408 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,880 We're thinking more like prospector Pete I. 1409 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,880 Think you're like a, like a, like a kid with a lollipop. 1410 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,480 Oh, like a little child. A miner, Yeah. 1411 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,800 He does have that certain youthfulness to him. 1412 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,600 You need to shave that moustache. 1413 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:33,360 OK, Yeah, shave that mustache and get a big lollipop and a hat 1414 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:33,840 with a. Propeller. 1415 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,600 That's definitely Prospector Pete, especially with the 1416 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,160 ominous tree can tell me how youthful I am now. 1417 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:44,400 My back is fucking killing me. Your girlfriend's gonna fucking 1418 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,800 murder me, dude. You cut, you come back, your 1419 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,800 eyes swollen shut, your back's thrown out. 1420 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,880 My, my ankle's just gone. Your ankle looks like a 1421 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,440 grapefruit. It's just, it's weird. 1422 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:56,960 It's just gone. There's just completely smooth 1423 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:01,800 and it's not like rocked out. It just shot it inside my body. 1424 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:06,360 It's completely disappeared. I don't know if that's bad or 1425 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,680 not. I'm just bleeding internally, 1426 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,680 like massively. If I just stand on my right 1427 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,480 foot, I can jump twice as high. Now. 1428 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,680 It's become something more than a regular ankle. 1429 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,680 But yeah, they didn't. They had just overalls, really, 1430 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,360 Yeah. And you know what? 1431 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,400 It's also a testament, like going back to you getting 1432 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:35,160 laughed at by those teenagers. What in Dahlonega, in the City 1433 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,840 of Gold, you're going to laugh at a guy dressed like a 1434 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,720 prospector. That means it's a rare sight for 1435 01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,800 them. And you'd think here they'd be 1436 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,800 like. Yeah, when they see us, they 1437 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:49,680 they fucking back up against the wall, get on one knee, do a 1438 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:54,520 Kaepernick for us as we pass by. Happy hunting boys, Happy. 1439 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,360 Hunting. Good luck out there, you'll 1440 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,600 claim. Because if we found a big 1441 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,120 nugget, think of what it could do for this town. 1442 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,840 Yeah, nothing because we take, we would immediately cut it in 1443 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,320 three pieces and take it to our respective we would. 1444 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:08,880 Not tell anybody and we come here. 1445 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,440 Yeah, we give a little to the professor, but. 1446 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,520 Oh, of course, because. He taught us a lot. 1447 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,600 And he'd be like, boys, I want to show you something, come on. 1448 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:17,680 And he brings us down to the bottom of the mine and kills us. 1449 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,440 Here, you're unlocked. Graduate School. 1450 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:24,120 Come down here, I'll give you my PhD. 1451 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,160 Boys, you officially graduated, come on down to the mine to get 1452 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,680 get your diploma. Pretty huge death. 1453 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:37,200 Let's see if you shit cold. He did show us like there was 1454 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:41,200 like a a mine shaft that went down with like the little cart 1455 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,600 and everything. And which apparently explicitly 1456 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,960 is where the children worked. He's like, kids were great for 1457 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,040 this. This is like where the child 1458 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:48,880 labored. Loved it. 1459 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,160 Yeah, they probably loved it. Riding a little train up and 1460 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,800 down carrying gold dust wee. Minecraft. 1461 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,440 Kids love mining, you know it's better than my kids. 1462 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:59,680 They just playing fucking. They scream for their tablet all 1463 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,720 day. Don't ever give your kids a 1464 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,520 tablet. There's the only thing worse 1465 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,960 than having a tablet kid is giving your kid in a, in a 1466 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,400 moment of weakness. Like me and Abby, we're we're 1467 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,680 trying to like do some renovations and so we're like, 1468 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:18,080 we need the kids to like just be entertained and leave us the 1469 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,640 fuck alone for a couple hours on the weekend. 1470 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,680 So we give them the tablet to giving them a little bit of 1471 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,880 tablet time. It's like giving a heroin user 1472 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,840 just like a little bit of heroin, you know, And then like 1473 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,640 taking it away like they, they get, they get antsy and itchy. 1474 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:37,280 Well, here's the thing, right? What if all the other kids? 1475 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,920 You know that they they get tablet time. 1476 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:43,160 Wouldn't they be like odd? Almost a little bit? 1477 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,040 Yeah, like, well, that's The thing is like a lot of people, 1478 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,320 they think they want to homeschool their kids because 1479 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,800 they think like public schools are are so, you know, they're 1480 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,840 like an indoctrinate them. So much of schooling is just 1481 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:58,400 like making your kid not fucking weird and being able to like 1482 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,960 socialize with other people and you know. 1483 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:09,000 Like I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, but like, you know, 1484 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:13,960 8:00 AM on a morning, you know, Wednesday morning, your buddy in 1485 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,600 your computer lab shows you a LiveLeak video. 1486 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:21,280 That's like not a good thing developmentally, but it is like, 1487 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,160 I feel like, but you. Shouldn't walk up to the 1488 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:27,760 computer and be like what's this your on here So what the hell 1489 01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,520 you got a damn magic window. Like, like when I saw it, I 1490 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:36,120 went, oh dude, that's crazy. Like, but if I had never, yeah, 1491 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,800 it would destroy. Me, yeah. 1492 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,920 You know how you fix a tablet, kid? 1493 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:43,000 What? Well I have a friend who got 1494 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,480 addicted to cigarettes in ice school so they made him smoke an 1495 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,880 entire pack at once. So you put them in a room and 1496 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:53,120 awkward orange 100 tablets all around playing to like. 1497 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:57,520 Yeah. BB or what's a Bibi flippy? 1498 01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:01,000 Flippy on all of them and you put AVR headset on them and you 1499 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,440 spin them around a bunch, keep them in there for like a day. 1500 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,720 Put Clockwork Orange Eyes. The eye holder overs. 1501 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:13,720 And then you just say you're like, oh, you want your tablet? 1502 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,040 Yeah, I'll be. I'll be begging for no tablet. 1503 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,000 There was. I'd like to go outside please. 1504 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,080 It is weird though, like the older one wants the tablet like 1505 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,320 like she needs it. Like she acts like if she 1506 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,840 doesn't have it, it's going to kill her. 1507 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:34,520 Like she, she looks forward to it all for like all week. 1508 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,680 And it's hard to like, it's hard to not give it to her 'cause 1509 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,320 like she does great in school. And so I go like, you know, you, 1510 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,880 you should be rewarded. But I don't like how much she 1511 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,640 looks forward to it. I go like, you shouldn't want it 1512 01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,280 that much. And then the younger one will 1513 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,400 play it for like an hour and be like, yeah, that was fun, but 1514 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,480 I'm gonna go play outside. You just have to like full send 1515 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,200 any interest that she has that's not tablet related. 1516 01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:00,360 You know if she shows any interest in anything I I wanna 1517 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,000 try prospecting like prospect. God do I have a minecart you can 1518 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:09,800 operate for 12 hours a day. They'll make $1.00 a day. 1519 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,640 And your ears will go out before you reach the age of seven. 1520 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,120 Yeah, No, I didn't even think about that. 1521 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,560 There's kids that are working the minecarts. 1522 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,480 Their ears are completely toast for their entire life. 1523 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:24,480 They go completely deaf in three months and then sad. 1524 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,880 Yeah, that's sad. That's. 1525 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:27,920 Why? They should have been going down 1526 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,440 to the creeks and panning like us. 1527 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:35,040 Yeah, just honestly, like the Consolidated goldmine, it seemed 1528 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:39,280 like it was a horrific business. Like, that's why it's like a 1529 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,920 museum now, yeah. It was ran poorly at. 1530 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,600 School. I bet you they've made more 1531 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,160 money as a tourist attraction than they ever did as a 1532 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,360 goldmine. Professor made a joke like that. 1533 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:52,760 He's like, now we make our gold by selling you guys overpriced 1534 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,520 tickets. Oh damn, I didn't catch that. 1535 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,280 The joke was on. US, yeah. 1536 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:04,880 You think it's real gold we got? Are you are? 1537 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:09,360 You questioning the integrity of Professor Prospector. 1538 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:14,280 He could just be some he, he, you know, he could just be in a 1539 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:17,120 tough place and he has to sell us that lie. 1540 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:21,080 I've based a large part of my persona for the past three days. 1541 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,280 On what I learned, On what I. Earned at gold school in the 1542 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,480 flakes that are at the bottom of this vial and you call into 1543 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:31,320 question it's the very validity of the things that are in this 1544 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,840 vial. Well, you've been holding this 1545 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,680 up next to flakes in my pan going. 1546 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,400 Are they the same or is this the same hue? 1547 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,160 This is gold dude. I've seen gold before in the 1548 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,560 movies. I know he's legit because Sam 1549 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,560 asked him, Have you ever seen Buster Scruggs? 1550 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,160 Yeah. The part where the part where 1551 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,360 the guy's cold processing and he's like, I love that. 1552 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:52,320 Yeah, you don't love that unless you've been a little bit. 1553 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,480 I think he was a genuine guy. I think. 1554 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:59,600 I think the professor was a good man, but good men sometimes lie. 1555 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,360 He saw the whimsy in our eyes. Would. 1556 01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,120 He and he didn't want to. He didn't want to tell us that 1557 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:08,240 Dahlonega has been tapped. I don't think if he saw us, if I 1558 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,920 saw us in his position, I wouldn't tell us. 1559 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,080 Oh, like he didn't want to dash our hopes. 1560 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:16,320 Where are you guys from? Not here we came. 1561 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:20,360 From all over the world. In order to come to Dahlonega to 1562 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:25,120 in search of gold. And he said boys, put some extra 1563 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,920 in these boys pans. They need it because these 1564 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:32,160 rivers, after we leave, he just pours like all these flakes with 1565 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,680 a tear in his eyes. Yeah, those dumb son of bitches 1566 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:38,200 are going to go out to them creeks, those poor sons of 1567 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,560 bitches. Notice when we told him that we 1568 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:41,800 were out there prospecting, he was like y'all should go up to 1569 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,560 Hilton Falls and enjoy the sights like he was leading us 1570 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:49,120 away from the prospecting. Yeah, but that's like, also, 1571 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:53,040 would a good prospector be like, yeah, that's exactly where the 1572 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:55,440 gold is if he knew it was there? No, no, no, not at all. 1573 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:57,360 He'll be like, why don't you go up to those falls? 1574 01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,280 I'll meet you up there. You go. 1575 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:02,240 Take a picture on that ledge. How are your boys camping at by 1576 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,760 the way? Exactly, Yeah. 1577 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,480 Did you drive in? Yeah, he's standing up there 1578 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:10,400 like patches now. I see a lot of flakes looking 1579 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,520 down there at that waterfall. Look over the edge. 1580 01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,280 Think about the gold. He probably sent a squad to 1581 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,080 observe us and then they saw us for like maybe an hour and we're 1582 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:23,000 like, holy fuck, these guys are not going to find anything. 1583 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:27,760 Prospector SEAL Team Six. He's been watching us this whole 1584 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,840 time. You would never know unless it 1585 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,400 was too late. Little squirrels just crossing 1586 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,360 the road, catching our guy in a bright red onesie. 1587 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:40,760 It's been watching us from 10 feet away, Big squeaky boots on. 1588 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:43,600 Under the Creek with a Reed. Beating through Bandoog. 1589 01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:47,520 Yeah, they're walkie talking. Yeah, they're just fucking 1590 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:49,680 sitting by the Creek. They're aura farming with a 1591 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:53,120 drone, they're doing drone shots. 1592 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:54,880 We have how much real thing to worry about. 1593 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,920 How much gold they find. They're treating a drone like 1594 01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,680 it's a Falcon and going. Here. 1595 01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,880 Having it land in their palm. I don't. 1596 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,240 Know if them picked up a nugget? And threw it back, yeah. 1597 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:09,080 Yeah, the potential one piece of convincing looking gold amid 1598 01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:15,840 just you son of a bitch. Dude, give me this. 1599 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,560 That's not good for the hat, dude. 1600 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,360 But don't slip and fall. Yeah, push them. 1601 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:23,720 Push them as hard as you can. Damn, dude, that thing's fucking 1602 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,120 waterlogged. Come on. 1603 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:31,280 That damn hat done floated away. Come on man, that's a authentic 1604 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:36,360 Indiana Jones type hat. Yeah, it looks still pretty dry 1605 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,840 somehow. I can't get it. 1606 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,320 OK, it's getting darker the longer you hold it. 1607 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,160 I thought the leather was going. To be waxed. 1608 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:50,280 Yeah, dude, that thing's going to look like one of those 1609 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,560 fucking Kid Rock cowboy hats by the time you're finished with 1610 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,160 it. You know, like where they they 1611 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:56,280 go up and then they're folded like way down. 1612 01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:57,880 Ridiculous ones. That'll be cool. 1613 01:22:59,200 --> 01:22:59,920 Oh yeah. Shit. 1614 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,800 If you can make it look like well damn, that doesn't look 1615 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,880 good. It looks bent on the front. 1616 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,120 It looks like you face planted or something and you're it looks 1617 01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:11,080 like poop wore that last night when he went over over the rock 1618 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:15,440 completely face planted. Get some life back in that 1619 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:20,960 thing. No, I mean, you can. 1620 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:26,120 Oh whatever. Don't ever let this guy wear 1621 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,800 your Stetson dude. Oh never dude. 1622 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,400 But when we get Stetsons, they're going to be custom made. 1623 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,560 I want them to burn a fucking punisher skull on the side. 1624 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,160 Yeah, Punisher skull with Trump Air. 1625 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,560 Yeah. Damn, what? 1626 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:45,000 What the hell happened taking out the lip on the front of a 1627 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,720 cowboy hats Like clipping a bird's wings or something like 1628 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:48,640 you? Yeah, decline. 1629 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:52,200 The mat, it's the most important part for it to sit off. 1630 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:56,000 Yeah, when we break the Saber tooth off by Saber tooth Tiger 1631 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,360 the. Kid rocked my hat. 1632 01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:02,320 The kid rocked my hat. I love how you've been hyping up 1633 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:04,880 your stupid rock over there and you've had more problems than 1634 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:10,920 anybody on it. OK, you need to do it. 1635 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,240 Have you ever seen oh here? Have you ever seen hell or high 1636 01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:16,640 water? Jeff Bridges does. 1637 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,320 Asking him. Jeff Bridges. 1638 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,000 Has this awesome scene at the end where he crosses his legs, 1639 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,880 he takes off his hat and he puts it on the end of his toe. 1640 01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,480 That is. Cool and it's and he sips a 1641 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,880 beer. It's so badass. 1642 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,360 That's pretty sick. Yeah. 1643 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,720 Oh fuck, my boots are so wet. Shouldn't have done that, but 1644 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,080 they made fun of me. Dude, I put I thought this was a 1645 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,960 good prospecting hat and then they were like, you look like 1646 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,280 fucking Paddington. Paddington there. 1647 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,920 It is honestly a good prospector, I just didn't fit on 1648 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,680 my God damn head but. I did so much work to get this 1649 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:53,240 thing stretched out. I poured boiling water on it and 1650 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:56,440 stretched it and pulled it. It does it does kind of fit. 1651 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,480 Does this not fit on your head? No, I tried really. 1652 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,720 I tried both of them, I'm telling. 1653 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,240 Can you put it on just for a minute? 1654 01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:06,440 Yeah, just for one second, you won't put that on. 1655 01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,280 No I don't want to cause I've tried it and I was sad when I 1656 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:11,720 tried. No way it doesn't fit. 1657 01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,280 It's huge. I tried both of them. 1658 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,400 It's huge. I don't know. 1659 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,120 I don't know what to tell you. I'm a monster. 1660 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:20,880 Put this on your head. There's no way there's not 1661 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:23,080 enough room. It fits so mean he's already 1662 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,600 worn it. It has so much room. 1663 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,080 Yeah, he's lying. Poop just doesn't want to show 1664 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:27,800 off his. Hair. 1665 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:30,200 His hair is greasy and he swears. 1666 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:32,160 I mean, I swear I've tried both of them. 1667 01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:36,960 Hey dude, lying. This is nice man, I think I'll 1668 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:37,680 hold. On here. 1669 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:39,240 Hold on, let me try the cowboy hat. 1670 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,760 Yeah, I tried to put this one on. 1671 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,560 It won't fit. Wait, this? 1672 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:48,480 No kinda well. Now that it's wet, I might be 1673 01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,960 able to. Yeah, wait, no, like, yeah, that 1674 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:51,160 one doesn't. I had to. 1675 01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:54,160 I thought about sending it back but I'm like maybe Amid can wear 1676 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,640 it. I didn't know he'd fucking ruin 1677 01:25:56,640 --> 01:26:00,440 it. I I'm sorry man, I really AM. 1678 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:02,480 Maybe it's one of those I just put on the back of my head. 1679 01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:06,080 Wear it backwards. My name's. 1680 01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:10,080 Coyote Peterson, and today, Why? Did you fuck this thing up so 1681 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,280 bad like the brim is? Everywhere I think when I 1682 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:14,640 smacked it against my leg to like. 1683 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:17,800 Broke the Oh, it's got wire in the brim. 1684 01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:19,880 OK, we're good. The wire broke. 1685 01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:23,400 Yeah, wire broke. That's not even happen, no. 1686 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:26,520 Oh. You got a little water in there, 1687 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,160 Just a little bit of water, Yeah. 1688 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,560 It's. Good to get your feet wet again 1689 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:33,040 after a long day of having them a little bit soggy. 1690 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:38,160 Awesome. I wish a fish would just come 1691 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:41,480 out like a little little, yeah. A little fish. 1692 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,760 Did you catch anything, by the way? 1693 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:51,360 Hey, that's another green little fish. 1694 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,840 Oh, yeah. I, I mean, I, I don't know you 1695 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,760 guys. I haven't seen a single fish 1696 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,440 pass through here. No, I haven't seen. 1697 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,840 It yeah it's just good you know a better day fishing or wait 1698 01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:05,080 what is it a bad day fishing is better than a good day in the 1699 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,520 often that's true and I'd rather be rod casting wait. 1700 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,120 Yeah. Than podcasting, than podcasting 1701 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:16,080 or why not both? Is that broadcasting podcast? 1702 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,960 Is that like a joke that any podcast does? 1703 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:19,920 I don't know, it's a shirt I bought. 1704 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,520 Really. Yeah, an ironic tee. 1705 01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:27,760 And so remember when I had that shirt that was like, I wear them 1706 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:31,560 with you or something where it's like he came inside me and like 1707 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:35,720 I'm, I'm like, I don't even remember what they said. 1708 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:38,840 I think it was like shirts to announce you're pregnant. 1709 01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:40,480 But they were like incredibly crude. 1710 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,880 Like he came inside my pussy and the other one said like I'm 1711 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:46,440 pregnant. I just wore that he came inside 1712 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:49,120 my pussy shirt to a bar. Awesome. 1713 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:52,000 And I got one. Same website said like I'm 1714 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:56,440 making progress and certain letters were written in Trek 1715 01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:58,640 font to make it say I'm an ogress. 1716 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,240 Oh, that's all that one. Yeah. 1717 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:03,640 I just don't really wear that type of shit anymore 'cause I'm 1718 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,480 more into like. Prospect. 1719 01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:11,200 Panels Long, John. Long Johns with ass flaps? 1720 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:15,280 Yeah, stuff like that. Using ass flaps is cool, but not 1721 01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:18,200 on that toilet. Yeah, You know, I think if we 1722 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:22,440 had had one of the like, pioneer campsites where there wasn't a 1723 01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:27,920 soul around, I would be pretty excited to throw off my 1724 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:32,120 overalls, pull out my ass flap and let it RIP into a hole. 1725 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:34,800 But. And then where would you go to 1726 01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,160 the bathroom after that? Right, dude? 1727 01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:39,560 Is that like a joke about us? I don't know. 1728 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:45,440 Open up my ass flap, let my hole get ripped, and then I'd 1729 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:50,440 probably go to the bathroom later I'd use the toilet bling. 1730 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:56,200 It's kind of like a turn on, like I'm coming and I'm on my 1731 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:57,960 way. And then I'll be on my way. 1732 01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:02,240 Yeah, it's funny. It's a little crude, a little 1733 01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:04,920 bit. But like at the in the bathrooms 1734 01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:07,000 there, like you get to lay your shit all on the floor and it's 1735 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,400 so stinky and so gross. We should have done the podcast 1736 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:13,000 there, to be honest. In the bathroom I feel like all 1737 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,280 of our eyes would have been like swollen shut like. 1738 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,640 It looked like me, yeah, that should have been your bit was 1739 01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:22,160 you brought a bunch of like nose plugs and stuff and you just 1740 01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,120 brought me in there and I'm dying. 1741 01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:28,320 While you guys are. Fucking like, Oh yeah, stay in 1742 01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,440 here. I've gagged every time I've gone 1743 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:33,000 in there, basically, 'cause I keep looking in the hole. 1744 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,560 Why would you want to breathe that in your mouth? 1745 01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:39,360 I don't in my mind. You breathe through your nose. 1746 01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:41,240 While you're in there in there, I don't breathe through my mouth 1747 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,400 because your nose has a bunch of hair as to like filter. 1748 01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:47,880 Filtering diarrhea E coli. So you want it right in your 1749 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:50,040 mouth? I can't. 1750 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:53,800 I can't fucking smell through my mouth, which is why you would 1751 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,040 want to. Breathe it through your mouth. 1752 01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,200 Wait, no, OK dude. I don't want it touching my 1753 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,720 tongue, the particles. I don't want it touching my nose 1754 01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,800 either but like I feel like breathing in like E coli poop 1755 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,760 particles into your sinuses. Like that's way more rife for 1756 01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:10,800 infection than like acidic mouth. 1757 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:16,560 Well, isn't your mouth connected to the same system 'cause you've 1758 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:19,360 been shooting snot buggers that are about this long and they're 1759 01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:22,480 not coming just from your nose. Yeah, yeah. 1760 01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:24,760 I feel like you can declog that. I don't know. 1761 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:26,920 It's the professor. Yeah, the the yeah, the 1762 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,080 professor. When you smell a big stinky 1763 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:32,840 room, do you smell it or taste it 'cause you don't taste it? 1764 01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:37,840 But here's the thing, most of the time I try to just hold my 1765 01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:41,800 breath the entire time and when I fail I normally gasp with my 1766 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:45,000 mouth first. Yeah, and then you, what? 1767 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,640 Breathe through your nose. I kind of just have been holding 1768 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:52,960 my bandana up and breathing both and then I get light headed and 1769 01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,960 I start thinking about it. What if I don't breathe enough 1770 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:59,160 and I fall into the toilet 'cause I pass out and I start 1771 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:03,040 hyperventilating and it's sucking in as much poop and into 1772 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:06,480 my nose and mouth as possible? Smell and taste wise. 1773 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:09,480 You really should have stopped by Spirit Halloween and then 1774 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:13,840 thrown like a skeleton in there. Put a prospector hat on it. 1775 01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:17,360 Prospectors beware. Do not pan No. 1776 01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,600 Gold. No gold. 1777 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,120 Keep the competition away, which has been stiff. 1778 01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:26,280 Put a little kernels of corn down there like it's Nuggets. 1779 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,680 Flip that shit over and start panning. 1780 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,000 That would be such a good like Incognito. 1781 01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,360 Banner. Oh my, my frisbee went by the 1782 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:37,280 water. Hold on. 1783 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:42,840 I put ridges on the inside of it. 2929 So the prospect. 1784 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:45,720 There's a big like. Turf war between the prospectors 1785 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,440 and the the disc golfers at Yahula Creek Park. 1786 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,360 Yeah. Pick a side. 1787 01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:54,400 Pick a fucking side. Dude, don't be a fence sitter on 1788 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,320 this one. Yeah, you better have a reason 1789 01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:00,000 if you step into the Creek as a disc golfer. 1790 01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,760 And there's also just the gentle walkers. 1791 01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:05,320 Fuck you. Yeah, and the yodelers, the 1792 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:09,080 people that are there singing shit, did you, did we catch a 1793 01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:11,440 glimpse of that guy? Was he like a homeless guy or? 1794 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:15,520 He had a latte and a acoustic guitar and we saw him when we 1795 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:17,760 first looped around. I didn't take a look because I 1796 01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:20,200 was driving, but I saw him like I saw him sitting there. 1797 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,160 Kurt Cobain. OK, I didn't see it. 1798 01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:24,000 God, I wish it was this guy that blew his head off. 1799 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:24,360 Right. Yeah. 1800 01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,720 Why Kurt? Come on. 1801 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:35,080 He played a couple once I knew too, and I'm like. 1802 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,920 When you recognize a song played that poorly, that's insane. 1803 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:41,000 Well, OK, to be fair, the one song you play was like let me go 1804 01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:46,000 on like a something and the Sun. I've only heard that song be 1805 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,440 played at camp by a shitty singer with an acoustic guitar. 1806 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:52,520 So it was one of the better renditions I've heard. 1807 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,120 OK. And then a lot of the other 1808 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:58,080 songs I'm like, I don't know if he's free forming this or if 1809 01:32:58,080 --> 01:33:02,320 it's really, really, really bad cover. 1810 01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:05,880 Yeah, you do have to respect somebody that just lets it RIP 1811 01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:07,800 like that. Well, people are like trying to 1812 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,880 peacefully picnic and play frisbee goal there's. 1813 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:12,840 Like a family there trying to fish and just like have a picnic 1814 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:15,600 on the on the. Shoals yeah, I hope it. 1815 01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:19,720 There's no way any of it's accurate enough to be DMCA 1816 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:24,480 striked, but that'd be that'd be a funny way to go down. 1817 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:29,960 Yeah, get a big strike on it because yeah, I, I couldn't even 1818 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,680 tell like what he was saying half the time. 1819 01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:33,800 So I think I'll be fine. I don't even know if. 1820 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:36,760 His words a lot is a lot of just like it. 1821 01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:40,800 Was just a a motive A motive yodeling? 1822 01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,840 I think it was therapeutic for. Him, yeah. 1823 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:49,120 God I wish he had no therapy. There's some people that don't 1824 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:52,360 deserve therapy. God I wish he found no joy in 1825 01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:55,040 this world. He was a cool dude. 1826 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,960 Yeah, good guy. It was funny, like it was 1827 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:02,800 definitely to be in like beautiful scenic river and 1828 01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:05,400 there's just a guy screaming. What if this guy like listens to 1829 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:10,280 this and he's like 20 minutes of us going like that guy fucking 1830 01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:12,600 sucks so bad. Dude, I'm actually the lead 1831 01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:18,200 singer for The Strokes. You're now banned. 1832 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:25,280 It's me, Adam Levine. What the hell, if he listens to 1833 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:28,960 that or the guy that was in the mind that was like, hey, I know 1834 01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:32,640 these guys, I'm going to do a funny joke about crickets. 1835 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,440 Both be very unlikely. But yeah, I would feel bad. 1836 01:34:37,920 --> 01:34:42,520 I would I would feel bad a little bit, but. 1837 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:45,360 Truckers pull off on the side by a Creek. 1838 01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:51,360 Hey any truckers out there that are mountain route truckers? 1839 01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:55,520 Help. Like it there seemed like there 1840 01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:57,720 was a guy that was behind me that looked like he wanted to 1841 01:34:57,720 --> 01:35:00,280 like crush me off the side of the Cliff here. 1842 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:04,280 Is that like, do you think he like is that is that something 1843 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,480 that you guys actually feel if someone's going a little bit too 1844 01:35:06,480 --> 01:35:09,760 slow down the mountain road or like, do you want me to haul ass 1845 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:13,200 or how safe is it to go that fast with an 18 Wheeler? 1846 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:16,160 Was this guy like he was going over the speed limit trying to 1847 01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:19,880 chase me down? And I just wanted to know, like, 1848 01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:24,120 what kind of animosity does does a trucker have when someone's 1849 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:27,760 going slower than them 'cause I know you guys probably get money 1850 01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:30,760 based off of how quick you can do a job or something. 1851 01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:33,280 We know a lot. Well, we're gonna go to trucker 1852 01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:34,680 school next. Yeah. 1853 01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:38,880 You think American Truck Simulator has a route? 1854 01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:41,160 Going through this, no fuck dude. 1855 01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:42,880 I don't know. I've driven these roads enough 1856 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:45,240 dude. I'm I would never do this route 1857 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:47,560 ever again. You know, if you went with an 1858 01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:52,680 old 18 Wheeler, yeah, that. That guy was running me down. 1859 01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,440 Scary. So scary. 1860 01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:55,720 He. Was trying, what was that 1861 01:35:55,720 --> 01:35:58,960 trucker movie you talked about where Convoy there's a guy in a 1862 01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:03,960 car and a guy in an 18 Wheeler. No, it's that's Smokey and the 1863 01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:04,400 bandit. Oh. 1864 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:07,040 Oh yeah, I I always figured that's the premise. 1865 01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:10,400 Maybe he was trying to smoke in the bandit US. 1866 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:15,120 Yeah, we're on the same team. I'm gonna kill you unbeloved. 1867 01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:18,360 I'm beloved. Running interference for me, 1868 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:19,960 boys. I'm coming down the mountain 1869 01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:21,520 here. You watch the cops down that 1870 01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:23,400 mountainside, I'll give you a boost. 1871 01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:28,400 It would be. It would have been awesome to 1872 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,560 crash at any point with the camera going. 1873 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:35,720 Yeah, yeah, I've been running a lot of 360 camera hyperlapses of 1874 01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:38,640 like the inside of the van. That would be really funny if 1875 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:42,160 like, all of a sudden the van just gets like, you know, we 1876 01:36:42,160 --> 01:36:45,000 start doing barrel rolls and you see, like us get like sucked out 1877 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:48,320 of our seats and out the back. Of the airplane yeah, the door 1878 01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:52,320 got shot off we. Get sucked out and thrown out 1879 01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:55,160 the back. It'd be such a good like a 1880 01:36:55,160 --> 01:37:01,600 little bit of B roll. Full body cash pan and 2929 1881 01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:03,960 yeah. Those little like things that 1882 01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:07,040 connect your arm braces to your. Body cast 99. 1883 01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:11,480 With the. The door's slightly ajar too. 1884 01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:18,280 Yeah, door door's slightly ajar, so meat gets sucked out of meat. 1885 01:37:18,280 --> 01:37:19,960 Doesn't know how to shut a fucking door. 1886 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,800 Dude, we, we put him in the back. 1887 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:25,160 He has the big sliding door on the van and we get, I think the 1888 01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:28,760 most populous place we've been to is a, a Walmart next to the 1889 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:31,400 Consolidated gold mine. And you know, the van's big as 1890 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:32,760 shit. So I like parked at the very 1891 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:37,840 back of the parking lot with the sliding door facing away from 1892 01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:40,320 the store. So it was like, yeah, towards 1893 01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:43,800 all the people leaving. And like, I come back to the van 1894 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,720 and it's the fucking full sliding door is just open. 1895 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,360 Like he never closed it. He just walked out and walked 1896 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:50,560 in. Yeah. 1897 01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:54,080 And I'm talking, the entire van is just chock full of like every 1898 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:56,720 bit of recording equipment that I have. 1899 01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:00,480 It's my entire business and life that I've I've bought over the 1900 01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:05,440 course of like a decade in this one van and and it's just out. 1901 01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:07,320 I just. Had our gold vials, yeah, and 1902 01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:10,240 our. Fucking gold vials, yeah. 1903 01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:15,640 When the real Panhandle is is parking lots, Yeah, when we went 1904 01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:20,840 in at Walmart, there was a really 'cause when you're a guy 1905 01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:24,360 dressed like a prospector with a group of other prospectors, 1906 01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:26,080 you're kind of like. You're setting the mood. 1907 01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:29,160 You're emboldened by the fact that, like, you're not alone. 1908 01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:32,360 Yeah. And Amid went to take a shit and 1909 01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:37,400 then Sam left and I was just standing alone. 1910 01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,520 I was waiting for you to use the bathroom. 1911 01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,680 And then I went to piss and you had already left. 1912 01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:47,000 And I was just standing alone by all the checkouts looking like 1913 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:51,440 this and like the shame started building and the stairs were 1914 01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:54,640 growing and I wanted to be like, there's like two other guys who 1915 01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:55,680 look like they're like, you got to. 1916 01:38:55,680 --> 01:39:00,080 Fucking believe me, you're. Not going to believe what the 1917 01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:02,720 guy coming out of the bathroom? It's like seeing 1 greaser and 1918 01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:04,000 you're like look at that dork and. 1919 01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:05,960 Then there's ten of them. Yeah, if you see like four or 1920 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:08,800 five of them and they're posted up, combing their hair and 1921 01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:11,000 snapping their fingers, you're like, oh shit, trouble. 1922 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,520 There's fucking trouble. One guy, but I wish I had my 1923 01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:16,240 group of jocks with me right now. 1924 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,960 Yeah, and then when I went out of the Walmart, I passed by two 1925 01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:24,520 people and full military gear. And they and they didn't salute 1926 01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:28,040 you, which pissed me off. We had a mutual kind of respect, 1927 01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:32,320 yeah, but it was, it felt even more like I'm a little kid right 1928 01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:35,120 now. Oh look, Army soldiers. 1929 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,920 That's kind of how the guy that worked at the Consolidated Gold 1930 01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:39,880 mine came out. He like we were shorter. 1931 01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:41,400 He would have been like, oh, you guys are cute. 1932 01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,520 Like put. His hands on his knees. 1933 01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:44,080 Although women were like, that's precious. 1934 01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:46,880 Yeah, they probably thought we were pretty special. 1935 01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:48,920 Yeah, yeah. Which we are. 1936 01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:51,760 We are special. Not as special as that guy's 1937 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:58,880 girlfriend. I said this yesterday, but we 1938 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:01,680 should have just like backed him up and seen if he got pissed off 1939 01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:03,440 like the second he said she's retarded. 1940 01:40:03,440 --> 01:40:04,720 Been like, Oh yeah, we could have. 1941 01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:08,280 We we could tell. Kind of stinks too. 1942 01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:12,280 Yeah, absolutely. Dude, we could fucking. 1943 01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:14,120 Talk worse. I ate her soul. 1944 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:16,400 I don't know. You put up with her. 1945 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,520 Yeah. And then yeah. 1946 01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,440 What? What, what high ground does he 1947 01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:20,680 have? Yeah. 1948 01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:23,240 Dude, we're just agreeing with you. 1949 01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:25,480 Fuck. Bro code man. 1950 01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:27,640 Yeah. You want me to kill her? 1951 01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:31,760 Yeah. God, I wish I could kill her. 1952 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:34,040 Would they? Do you think they'd leave at 1953 01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:38,160 that .0? Jesus Christ, you'd be better 1954 01:40:38,160 --> 01:40:39,600 off if she fell down those stairs. 1955 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:44,600 You guys go first. I'll take up the rear. 1956 01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:48,760 If she falls, she'll take her off. 1957 01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:54,440 Yeah, but we didn't. So yeah. 1958 01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:56,680 We were just. We were on our best behavior. 1959 01:40:56,680 --> 01:40:58,240 Because we looked away. Yeah. 1960 01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,040 Is what we did. We looked away. 1961 01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:02,160 We acted like we were looking for veins of gold. 1962 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:03,880 That's. Not gold. 1963 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:08,800 And you step into another, you know, culture like prospector 1964 01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:12,760 culture. We're now responsible for best 1965 01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:15,720 behavior because if we go around acting like a bunch of hooligans 1966 01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:19,840 and assholes, the whole town might turn on prospect. 1967 01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:24,080 Which is their lifeblood, you know, it's we do have to, we do 1968 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:26,520 have to be on our best behavior and, and represent them, right? 1969 01:41:27,480 --> 01:41:30,120 Which is why we didn't string up and kill any of those fucking 1970 01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:33,440 disc golfers that were sneering at us or those two bitches in 1971 01:41:33,440 --> 01:41:36,440 the fucking Chick-fil-A. We would have done. 1972 01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:40,120 Let's do, let's do like middle school. 1973 01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:41,800 Yeah. Honestly I thought it was funny 1974 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:46,160 too, I mean like I would laugh if I saw a guy that looked like 1975 01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:49,320 me and my eye was like swollen shut like you should have 1976 01:41:49,320 --> 01:41:50,680 broken. Down the deers I'd. 1977 01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:53,720 Probably be too scared to laugh. Knife on my hip. 1978 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,920 The first your knife just. Jutting. 1979 01:41:57,360 --> 01:42:00,280 Yeah, and my pocket knife. What's so funny? 1980 01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:03,760 And the. You think I look like a clown? 1981 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,920 They're like watching tik toks on their phone. 1982 01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:10,080 Dude with the knife you would be Chucky with these little Red 1983 01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:13,600 Nose right here. If you could somehow mix like 1984 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:17,520 your, your look has evolved over the entire three day 2/2 day 1985 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,320 period. But if you could have the eye 1986 01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:21,360 patch and the gauze and everything that you had the 1987 01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:25,760 first night with the prospector of outfit, I think it would be a 1988 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:28,040 good look. With the stinking grease that I 1989 01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:28,640 now. Have. 1990 01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:31,400 Yeah, yeah. I could. 1991 01:42:31,760 --> 01:42:34,640 I could look kind of freaky. Do you think if I like put my 1992 01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:37,040 hair in the Creek it'll make it less greasy? 1993 01:42:37,960 --> 01:42:40,640 You got it bad. Yeah, I'm a greasy guy, dude. 1994 01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:44,800 My I got Eastern European jeans. I think a Creek, I think we 1995 01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:48,240 should have, like you said, we when it was storming super hard, 1996 01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:51,240 like rolled around. Yeah. 1997 01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:57,480 Stopped rolling around in bed. How would we dry ourselves off? 1998 01:42:57,480 --> 01:42:59,320 We didn't bring towels. Oh yeah. 1999 01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:01,960 Nature. Sunlight. 2000 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,600 Yeah, all the beautiful sun we had today. 2001 01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:08,840 Yeah, I don't know, Fire. How cold is the Creek? 2002 01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:10,560 I really haven't touched it that much. 2003 01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:12,200 Oh really? This is the boots. 2004 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:14,040 Oh yeah, the boots are so good in my. 2005 01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,520 Pan I used to shovel and I just grab a little bit and I. 2006 01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:18,760 You haven't gotten wet at all, have you? 2007 01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:23,280 Not I don't know what you're thinking that's. 2008 01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:26,720 Crazy, considering the circumstances with which I got 2009 01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:30,520 wet. Initially, that was a total 2010 01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:34,400 party fell and I apologize. I apologize again right now, 2011 01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:37,880 publicly if you want me to. I'm so oh goddamn sorry. 2012 01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:39,920 It's OK man, you know what mistakes happen. 2013 01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:42,720 Hey, we're just fresh graduates from gold school. 2014 01:43:43,440 --> 01:43:46,200 We hadn't cut our teeth yet. Rookie mistake. 2015 01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,080 It was our first time panning. I didn't know they. 2016 01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:49,520 Floated like that. I didn't either. 2017 01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:52,960 The ones at school were metal. It was half on land when I set 2018 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:57,680 it there and when I looked back it was about 1/4 mile on the 2019 01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,480 river. I'm just got it stopped there. 2020 01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:03,760 Yeah, didn't go around the turn. I love how that that fisherman 2021 01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:05,840 guy, he like comes up to he's like, hey, you guys catch 2022 01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:07,200 anything? And then like the more he's 2023 01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:10,360 talking to us, the more he's like looking at our outfits. 2024 01:44:10,720 --> 01:44:13,840 There's a guy on Yahoo LA Creek that have like flip flops and 2025 01:44:13,840 --> 01:44:17,120 like just like regular like fishing gear and like was like a 2026 01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:19,240 dude that wears Oakleys and like fishes. 2027 01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:21,760 And like, while he's talking to us, he's like looking at us, 2028 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,800 like connecting the dots. Like we don't have a fishing 2029 01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:27,040 pole. Big floppy prospector hats. 2030 01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:29,240 Little hammer overalls. Yeah. 2031 01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,560 Little hammer. Yeah, knives. 2032 01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:34,160 I think he said yeah, I'll just go that way. 2033 01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:37,040 So you know, I won't bother you. You won't bother me. 2034 01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:39,320 Yeah. I don't want any trouble. 2035 01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:41,640 Oh shit, bad boys. Oh shit. 2036 01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:45,120 Yeah, but we came. We came out into the Creek bed, 2037 01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:47,920 snapping our fingers and combing our greasy hair. 2038 01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:51,440 Yeah, I make my own pomade. I'm a real fucking prospector, 2039 01:44:51,440 --> 01:44:56,120 dude. Oh shit, new graduates from the 2040 01:44:56,120 --> 01:44:59,400 Gold School and they're coming this way right now. 2041 01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:08,200 They're on their way now. I hide your girls somehow. 2042 01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:10,160 There's like more water accumulating. 2043 01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:12,400 I don't. It's it amazes me. 2044 01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,200 Yeah, I'm going to get trench foot, by the way. 2045 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:17,840 It's going to get, it's going to get real bad, the little. 2046 01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:19,840 Feces over the fire is going to go crazy. 2047 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:24,080 Yeah, but anyways guys this is the second time I'm going to try 2048 01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:25,480 to end this. Can I please stop? 2049 01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:27,520 My asshole hurts so bad from this. 2050 01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:30,240 Rock You on the settings. What else you got? 2051 01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:34,440 Yeah, scratch your chin. You can't think of a damn thing. 2052 01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,280 Yeah, did you have fun? Did you have fun? 2053 01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:40,240 Oh yeah, I. Did thanks for having me guys. 2054 01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:43,200 I. Was promised thanks for coming. 2055 01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:47,600 Oh for sure, anytime I don't I don't like how when we were 2056 01:45:47,600 --> 01:45:51,520 trying I was trying to like cram together a bunch of B roll the 2057 01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:54,280 my drone all of a sudden just locked onto you. 2058 01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:57,440 It like did facial recognition on you saw. 2059 01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:00,800 You do a 360 around. I wish you recorded my reaction 2060 01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,920 because there was a Tang of fear. 2061 01:46:02,920 --> 01:46:06,520 Yeah, it activated Skynet and it like locked onto your face and 2062 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,120 just slowly like crept in on you. 2063 01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:09,920 And then it seriously said rocket mode. 2064 01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:13,920 It said Rocket. Yeah, I think it definitely 2065 01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:17,080 picked up this guy. He's he's Iranian hold. 2066 01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:20,200 On a. Second rocket mode, turn on my 2067 01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:21,800 rockets. Analyzing. 2068 01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:24,320 Let me weapons free, please. Analyzing. 2069 01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:26,960 Yeah. Denied access granted. 2070 01:46:29,720 --> 01:46:32,120 You said blow him to smithereens. 2071 01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:36,120 It was trying, dude. It was trying. 2072 01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:40,000 It almost just tried to hit him. Yeah. 2073 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:42,240 Oh, yeah. Thanks for thanks for setting 2074 01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:44,560 this up, Sam. What a awesome experience. 2075 01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:47,760 Well, you know, I'm hoping that the experience is worth, you 2076 01:46:47,760 --> 01:46:50,600 know, a little bit, but the gold that we're going to walk away 2077 01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:53,280 with next time we go panning before we leave tomorrow, Yeah, 2078 01:46:53,880 --> 01:46:56,320 surely we'll find something and make it all worth your while. 2079 01:46:56,320 --> 01:46:58,120 We have minutes of sunlight left. 2080 01:46:58,280 --> 01:47:00,080 We can. We can find something. 2081 01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:01,360 Surely. Surely. 2082 01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:05,360 Yeah. But anyways, we'll see you next 2083 01:47:05,360 --> 01:47:06,080 time. Guys. 2084 01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:10,160 This has been the prospectus checking in on you. 2085 01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,200 Stay golden. Yeah. 2086 01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:17,120 Tony, Tony, boy, we love gold.