Yeah, they told me I could be a guest on that one day.
They told me the same things. Yeah, they they said the same
thing to me. No shot, I don't think.
I was also told by another podcast that I'd get something
after 50 episodes I believe. Oh, ours.
I was promised a certain turtleneck and chain.
If I went out and bought something for you clothing
related, I feel like I would let you down.
I don't want it honestly, I just want to be able to bring it up
every once in a while all. Right, well then that will
definitely never happen that way.
You can. You can always have something to
to bitch and moan about. That's really nice, man.
Thank you. It's actually really sweet to
you. How's everybody doing?
Back at it again with another Forehead Fables podcast, This
one fresh off the heels of going to Twitchcon.
We're tired. We have been walking around like
crazy. We've been shaking hands.
Mingling. Mingling.
Doing deals. Mingling.
Mostly. Social networking.
Yeah, lots of networking, lots of lying to get into places,
lots of groveling, lots of eating of worms and.
But it was all a success right across the board.
Lost every bit of social grace I had in order to get into some of
these places, but yeah. Your full tank of social grace
that you've built up. Yeah, it's every person that we
saw. They're like, if they were a
former guest, they're like, I fucking hated that horrible
time. Moldo, dude, that is.
It was even before we went to Twitchcon.
We knew that our good friends, yeah, there's guys, there's
people in this industry that are like colleagues, and then
there's people that are in this industry that our colleagues
that are actually like good friends.
And a lot of the ones that are good friends, like Swift Poobs
editor Umid Jimmy, all like had told us privately.
Like the episode I did. I really didn't think it was
great. I like a redo.
Yeah, I believe Peanuts said that as well.
Yeah. Yeah.
And and then we met some people at Twitchcon, and then they also
said, yeah, like everybody that I've talked to that's been on
the show, they say that their episode they really regret doing
and that they regret how it turned out.
No complaints about us as hosts though, so if you guys have any
tips for future guests that'd be better comment down below.
We'll make a little list to send future guests before they get on
so they. Can well we we met Swagger souls
and when he told us that I was like, you know, at some point
this has to reflect on our ability to host right like.
We need five more and I'll start considering it.
If every guest goes, man that fucking sucked.
It has to be hard. To get a word in US, yeah.
They're just not very good at fighting to get a word in, I
guess. I think we're not good at
incorporating them into the episode.
We try to be better. We try to be better.
We've done themed thing, we've prepared questions, but we can't
hold their hand through their replies.
You know they got to. Talking is their job too.
They they should be able to do it, you know.
Some of them talk even more than us and it, you know.
Yeah, I and I don't feel like we're combative.
Like actually, you know, I got an e-mail about someone that's
saying I was very antagonistic towards Josie.
Was I antagonistic? Towards Josie?
I don't think so. I don't think so either.
I thought Josie was a great guest, you know, and they were
like you, you were, you guys were just like lunging at her
like she was a cornered, like, like you were trying to wrangle
her or something. I'm like, what are you talking
about? I thought that was a very normal
conversation. I thought she was great.
I could see us doing that to someone like Jimmy or Omeed or,
you know, like people we know better.
But no, I think we're actually, dare I say, incredibly pleasant
and ask a lot of really good questions.
I think we did a really fantastic job, yeah.
Well, meeting some of those people, I think we might, we'll
probably have like swagger souls back on.
He was like, please give me a redo.
So I might, might have him. Really nice.
Yeah, he was actually incredibly pleasant.
He was great. Almost a surprise.
You know, I wasn't, I wasn't expecting like he saw me and was
it it, it was actually incredibly, incredibly nice.
Yeah, he knew who I was or you told him or something, and no,
no, he. He asked if you were there.
He asked me if you were there before he even saw you.
That's crazy. And he was like that poob.
I love your content. And I'm like, Nah, Like what?
Like what? What specifically do you love?
Yeah, Part P Like you're not watching these videos.
I mean, yeah, I don't know. I just felt like a very nice lie
to make those incredibly kind. If he's if he's lying then keep
doing it dude. Flattering.
To get you everywhere. It made me warm in the tummy.
OK, I liked, I liked every bit of those lies you were spinning.
I went, I don't even have a fucking clue who you are bum,
but thank you. Guy with metal coif on his yeah.
I don't know what are you some sort of night character?
That helmet, I'll say from CNN, real life seems tedious.
I. Looked heavy.
You know what, I, I talked to him at his like later on, we
ended up going to his Airbnb and he took it off and he said, you
know, this is. You went privately to his
Airbnb. I wasn't there and he took it
all off and go on. He.
Completely disrobed. I'm going to.
Show you something not many people see, He started with the
pants. OK.
And he worked his way up top and he he was sitting there like in
a chair in the kitchen area and he had his hand on top of the
helmet that was resting on the table.
And he goes, this helmet was single handedly my best idea and
my worst idea. And it is kind of my cross to
bear because you know how tedious it is bringing this like
10 LB helmet into a fucking club or into like all these parties,
all these events, everywhere I go I have to carry this stupid
fucking helmet and keep up with it.
You know, there was a moment at that party where he he went to
the bathroom and then he, he was so fucking drunk.
He was like, where's my helmet? And he quit.
He left it with some poor girl who couldn't have been fucking
90 lbs. She was in there holding on to
it. Every bit of her strength.
Oh, fuck, this thing's heavy. He just left her with it.
But yeah, he was he could tell there was like a little bit of
like, God, you guys have it so easy just being able to walk
around as yourselves, but at the same time you see him and you
instantly know who he is. There's no second guessing.
There's no like you see sometimes in the in the
periphery, you see someone looking at you going, is that
General Sam or there's a guy that came up to me and was like,
you're tech tone and I'm like, I'm tech tone.
And I acted like I was tech tone and crazy.
And then after after I left, I found that Tech tone's a guy
that's like insanely like racist and mean.
And I was like. Don't.
That's why the guy was just listening to you and was like
Tech Town and then he saw you and was like, oh.
He heard what I was saying and just goes.
He did. His back was to me.
I saw him touch his ear and turn around.
I love. Tech Town OK yeah, I'm glad
Swagger sold said that because I asked him the night before.
I thought I offended him. I was like, can I just ask,
like, was this just a thing that you did once and then it picked
up too much and now you regret it because you have to carry
this helmet? And he was like, I love that
helmet. It's a great helmet.
Like I think it's seems tedious you.
Know what I'm Yeah, I would have given that up.
It's. Stupid.
I also thought for a second when he had a drink that was like,
oh, we're going to get him. Like we're going to see his
face. Like how's he going to?
Because he wears like a ski mask underneath.
I'm like, I was waiting. I'm like, he's going to pull
that down. Do you see this little?
He's like a little tiny hole in it that he puts straws and.
Yeah, he cuts a hole in his balaclava and I think he like,
pulls his koif down. No, his koif goes like under his
chin and then his balaclava, he's got a little hole and I
like reached up and felt it. It was completely saturated
where he had been like drinking through it and and like we were
sharing a joint and he kept like putting the joint up to it and
like I was like, that's it has to be fucking.
I'm glad you don't have any like acne problems because I'm sure
it would just make it worse going out all day with this
fucking balaclava up against your skin all day.
But it's pretty sad. When I saw it was like, how are
you going to drink that? And he stuck his tongue through
the little hole. And I thought it was really
funny. But I don't know, it's like you
dudes start to get curious. Yeah.
What does your mouth look like? It's weird not being able to see
the mouth. I saw him completely unmasked.
Completely. Yeah.
And he looks like. Rocky, you went to the bathroom
and started drawing. Sketch, sketch.
Now we we shot a video together and I look at the camera.
I go, by the way, guys, I've seen what it looks like under
there. He looks like Rocky Dennis.
And I turn to him and I go, unless you want to prove
otherwise. And he's like fuck, like I
can't. What am I going to do?
He's got that helmet shaped head under when he takes it off.
There's a reason why he chose the biggest helmet you could
possibly. Yeah, it comes off and he goes.
He comes off because his head is perfectly.
Rocky Dennis Shaped Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Or else he would have chosen like a salad or an armette or
something that's a more classical, more aesthetic
helmet, I think. But he chose the Templar helmet
because of his grotesque I'm sure.
He he probably at this point regrets not getting a helmet
that can open up, you know, like he has to fully take it off.
Yeah. Before he takes his little sips
through the hole in his mask. It's just a lot of parts.
I don't know. There is a lot to it, guys.
I do want to say something. I'm kind of ashamed to say it
because it is once again a testament to how big my head is.
There's a lot of like, I'll talk about how big my head is and
then people e-mail me and go, Sam, your head's not that big.
There's no way. It just doesn't make sense.
I put on his helmet and it full ass flattened my nose against my
upper lip in order. My head almost didn't fit.
And what I look at from the outside is a comically large
helmet. I'm like, oh, that thing's huge.
There's probably all this room in there.
I go to put it on almost didn't fit like I I had to squish my
head into it. I remember at one point there
was a Speaking of nice liars, there was a guy that you were
telling like, yeah, look at my forehead.
That's why it's called forehead fables.
And he's like, dude, we have the exact same forehead.
What are you talking about? And you did the you finger
tested. It I finger tested him, he had a
2 head and then I put it under my forehead.
You made him like, admit like, say it, say I'm a monster.
I remember my 2 fingers went to his hairline and then I held it
to my head. I'm like, look at that dude.
There's no way. Actually, by the way, one of the
funnier things that happened to me and it nobody else was there.
So actually the one lady that was there was she's developer
for Hunt Showdown. She saw it happened and she had
to get my back because this guy was not believing me.
But at some point at that party, Bizzle had me try on some
sunglasses and I think me taking off my glasses and then putting
on the new ones and then putting mine back on, like I messed with
my face and my eyes started doing the weeping.
You know, I have like some sort of undiagnosed weeping disorder.
My eyes started stinging so bad. I was like, fuck.
So I go to the bathroom. There is the best bathroom
attendant of all time. He's got a full line up of
aftershave, colognes, perfumes. He's got fucking tampons.
He's got, he's got everything lined up, anything you would
possibly need. He had fingernail Clippers.
He had everything up there. And I was like, do you have any
eye drops? He's like, I have contact
solution and so I did the I was drunk enough I could manage to
do something. I've always been impressed with
you being able to do it where you just like squirt and open
your eyes and just stare. At the waterfall.
Great talents. Yeah, I can I.
Saw you do that and I was like that.
That's insane. I don't think I could ever do
that. Really bright near, sorry.
And and I did that, but and I like cleaned up and everything.
And as I went to go walk out, there was a guy waiting at the
the door of the bathroom. And he's like Sam.
And I'm like, yeah. He's like, it's so good to meet
you, dude. Are you OK?
And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm fine.
He's like, I saw you, like crying at the sink.
Are you? And I'm like, no, no, no.
I have like, I have like an eye, an eye condition.
And he's like, he's like, no, dude, like.
It's not your. Fault is, is there something, do
you need help? Is there something like you
need? Do you, do you want me?
I can go get you an Uber Like he was.
He was like being very heartfelt, like who hurt you?
He's. Trying to be a hero.
Yeah, like, who the fuck hurt you?
And he gave me like, I was like, no, man, that was cool.
And he gave me like a hug, like the it's not your fault hug,
like a deep hug. And and then when I pulled away,
he looked at me. He's like, are you seriously OK?
And I'm like, like, no, like I'm really.
This is by the way, I would not expect one of my fans to do
this. I would expect them to go ha ha,
the fucking freaks crying at the bathroom kick me in the balls
while I'm trying to put contact solution in.
Yeah, that's what I would expect.
And no, he was very nice about it.
And then the hunt showdown lady had to say like, no, seriously,
like he like I followed him in here.
He's fine, but that sort. Of pissed me off.
Yeah, that was I. Mean it's like, no, you're sad.
No, no, I'm not. I'm actually in a great mood.
Yeah, but that was that was actually really sweet.
But no, all all the way around. I don't think I had a single bad
experience. And everybody was, well, me and
poo. No, I was trying.
We screamed. No, I was trying.
I think if I had any like real. I feel like there was less
people over all this year, so I had less weird, yeah interact.
Like I didn't really have any weird interactions with anyone.
Yeah, I kind of feel bad for Twitch because this is supposed
to be their 10th year anniversary.
This is supposed to be their big Twitch con hoopla and a bunch of
streamers, a bunch of big streamers didn't even show up
because what they thought they were going to get, I thought
they were going to get kirked. Are you kidding me?
Do you understand the amount of that has to go into thinking
that you're going to get blasted at Twitchcon like you're not
you're not him dude. Even if they shot 12 Twitch
streamers at Twitchcon, they're not going to put that flag half
mast. There's no way nor would I think
anybody would even attempt to. But.
Yeah, I mean, but then there was like that very publicized
incident where that girl streamer was like grabbed and
kissed or whatever. So I mean, I totally get it if
you're a woman streamer not wanting to go to an event just
filled with like super parasocial.
People like bad, though, because what he he just read the room
wrong. He thought there was something
going on, you know, he thought he he saw on the big long line.
He's like, she's happy to see me.
She's yeah. Oh, I read, smiling.
I read the situation all wrong. Then why was I able to walk up
to her after paying $200? What?
That, but if you're a man. As a society, are we just trying
to eradicate the the Pepe Le Pew types?
Is that just supposed to be gone?
Dying breed. Dying breed.
That guy's trying to keep it alive, but.
Well, he didn't have that French charm.
That was the problem, Yeah, if he was a.
Skunky French charm. He was just.
He was. Just a regular old fish, yeah.
And. That was definitely a hello
human resources moment. Like if Oh.
You're sweet. Yeah, Yeah.
Pepe Le Pew went up there and started at the hand, worked up
the arm. Oh yeah, like grabbing and
kissing her hand working as well.
Shoddy, yeah. Laying her back it would have
been a different story but but the backlash on it I I hate how
the backlash went towards Twitchcon when like as soon as
he did it the security came out of nowhere and like boom the.
Backlash is did you not see he just then was able to just walk
out? Like he just walked out and
left. Oh what they wanted to do.
Like they they wanted the security pick him up and crack
his back. Well, no.
What do you do in a security place if somebody's fucking like
you? Call the cops?
Like you hold them till the cops get like it's illegal to just go
up to somebody and kiss him. Oh, OK.
Oh, hold on. Let me write that down.
Wait, wait. That's why they're upset, OK?
Like a little ticket or? Yeah.
Is this like a fine or OK so I understand that?
But anyway, yeah, I don't know. I, I mean, when we talked, I
talked to like Adrian Yab and then they're all saying like
every year that's just filled with really creepy guys being
super weird. And I was like, I didn't have
that experience at all. I don't know what the difference
is, but I, I thought everyone was super nice and I was never
afraid. And then I found out one of our
friends, he was one of those guys Omid live.
Did you hear the line that he was planning on trying out at
the Extreme Elements party? No.
He's workshopping lines. Maybe he wouldn't like if I said
this, but because they were actually pretty good.
Yeah. But, you know, First off, don't
use a line. Just like talk, you know, just
starting to strike a conversation.
Yeah. But one of the ones he had going
was, hey, I'm a really big fan. And then for some reason in this
scenario, they always say, well, what do you watch me on?
And then he goes from right across the bar.
Or if they or he says, Hey, I've watched you for a really long
time, about 15 minutes from across the bar, both when he
told this to that group of women, they all went and they're
like, I wouldn't do that. And he's like, well, but could
it work? And they're like, ah man, I
just. Wouldn't they're like we're
already calling human resources? Yeah, that is a complete hello
human resources move. Yeah.
I was like, what about start with I like your outfit?
He's like, I just. He said because he's been on the
apps for a while. He loves a line.
He loves using the lines. And then there was something
that they were handing out drink covers at every bar, and he
wanted to be like, make a joke about like, oh, oh, Dang it.
I'm like. No, no, man like you.
Act like those drink covers aren't even there.
Don't even. Yeah.
That's like a Dennis fucking Reynolds being like angry.
I don't see the point. It's a waste of material.
Those are bad for the environment, you know, you
should take that off of your dreams.
I'll. Go recycle it for you and give
it to me. Give it to me now.
But so yeah, basically amid we shared a Airbnb and let's just
say he had four chicks per night going crazy on it and.
From all that Airbnb, dude, you're Airbnb.
Or a glass wall separator. They had like one big room that
they had decided let's cut it up into multiple smaller rooms and
their way of. Doing that.
Instead of a wall, they were like, well, the wall.
The walls didn't go up to the ceiling in like studio fashion.
And then omedonized bedroom were separated by sliding glass doors
that had like a light frost to them.
So we could just see each other like in our bedrooms.
Yeah, like Austin, we do Austin Power bits where it looked like,
you know, it's changing, but. Yeah, hold on.
Let me pull down my pants and then yeah, have your full arm
dangling there. Yeah, no, I actually forgot
about like you do start to forget the walls there, so.
Spreading after hijacking, Yeah. After he hears that I made fun
of his lines, he might be telling people that he saw my
little thimble or something over there, my little thingy.
But yeah, it was a, it was a, it was a quiet Airbnb because our
compatriot, ex Phil Camper, slept through his flight and
kind of just ruined the dynamic that we've had going for four
Twitch cons and just set us off to a bad start.
And Devin, if you're out there somewhere, you were missed.
Yeah, well, I'm not going to lie, Devin.
The the sentiment at first was was kind of like, oh, this
sucks, Devin's not here. And then I think it kind of grew
to be almost like animosity towards you for.
Like, Oh yeah. Yeah, 'cause we saw you were
streaming while you were supposed to be on a flight over.
You made no attempt to do to come.
Yeah, 'cause remember, same with the first switch on, I missed my
flight and then I stayed at the airport and got the next flight
that I could muster because he didn't even go to the end port
is important. You know, he didn't even go to
the airport. OK guys, listen to the kind of
freak this guy is. Early flight.
He set one alarm. I said, is that unusual?
Why would you do 1? He does one alarm for
everything. One alarm.
I mean, I probably have 1000 different times in my alarm app
because you know, I need every two minutes.
It's just so I don't want to. I I.
Don't want him to ruin another day.
Yeah, I. Don't want to air him out too
much. Supposed to be there.
We could just go on like an hour long spiel about how much he let
us down and how disappointed we we.
Had a quiet and cold Airbnb and the whole weekend I just telling
me like, what would Devin do right now?
You know, what would he be doing?
And most of the time the answer was nothing, but it helped the
the coping process. We'd do Devon impressions or
it's just kind of like he does a lot of eyes.
So, you know, yeah, he does. A lot of the time he like, he
has his hat so low and then he'll like pop, he'll like lift
up the brim a little bit and you'll see his eyes.
Yeah, I love when he does that and I missed it.
Yeah. He.
Was a remarkably like stabilizing presence.
He's he's kind of like the the Rock.
He's he's, he is steady. Yeah, he's steady and he's
stoic. I think what makes me so mad is
that he literally has no sense of FOMO and so like he missed
his flight and he's just like who fucking cares I'll get him
next time or whatever. Yeah, I'll see you in a year.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, same with Zechum.
Live was supposed to be there but he was too busy.
But then I see him streaming Arc Raiders every day, Yeah, and it
just seemed like it was not frustrated.
It seemed like it was. Maybe they had planned it all
along not to come. Zeechom had a great excuse
though. He was like, he's prepping for
something, he's doing something big.
OK, so it was Twitchcon to him was small shrimp compared to
what he's working on. Have you seen?
Your friends, his small shrimp. He's got, he's got big things in
the works, dude, You know how that guy is.
He's always toiling and soldering and arc welding and
doing whatever the hell he's doing to make those crazy gizmos
and gadgets to torture a maid with.
And that's what he was he was working on.
Well, one day he's going to have like a clique level realization
where he's a God. I wish I could turn back and
work less and hang out with my friends and family more.
Yeah. Has he never watched, like, any,
like, movie? Any movie ever with like, a
regret? Yeah.
The dad is like, oh, I shouldn't have focused on my career so
much. I miss my kids growing up.
Well, where are your kids? 17 again.
Click Yeah Others other elf, the yeah, kinda the dad.
Yeah, kinda. Yeah, yeah.
I was thinking with yeah, yeah, no, you're right.
Yeah, he was missing. The focal, but yeah, it's
definitely a huge theme in the movie.
Yeah, and. Step brothers.
I think the dad at some point is just like.
It's the same actor. So yeah, it's like you're just
same same 2 actors and Anchorman, right?
Nah, they don't have kids in that one, but it was, you know,
I think at some point he's, he might be like, man, I, I really
wish I had gone. But at the same time, I, I don't
know if this is spoiling or anything, and I don't know if
I'm supposed to say this, but he was missing Twitchcon because
he's having, he's preparing for a subathon that they're going to
do and he has a contractor coming out to completely
soundproof the basement and then.
Scream proof. And, and I'm like, I mean, this
doesn't concern you at all that he's, he's coming up with all
these gizmos and gadgets to torture you and they require
complete and utter soundproofing.
If you're a contractor, when when you get hired to soundproof
someone's basement, do you go like?
You should have to do a background check I.
Feel like they should be like, am I, am I doing this for like
an Ed Gein type? Am I?
I'd be concerned if I was Omid, I'd be thinking like he's going
to kill me or something. He's going to, he's going to
have some sort of electric chair down there with like wires.
He can't kill him. He needs him.
That's true. Needs him to be on camera when
he's tired. Yeah.
Sleepy and weak. They should get one of those
chairs that hold your eyes open like Clockwork Orange style.
Yeah. And now I'm too dark and it's
too bright and it's too dark. Have you ever heard of auto
exposure? Dude put that thing on
automatic. This lens doesn't do it or
something. Or I got to put on my other
lens. Sorry, I don't have autofocus.
I don't have nothing. You don't.
Have Jesus Christ, you're working with antiquated tech.
I know what are we talking about, Z chum Stupid, Devin's
stupid and. They're flaky.
Assholes.
And Aqua didn't show up. Char Lord didn't show up.
We'll hear their response in the next episode of Gaslighters,
whenever that comes out, I'm sure.
They'll have their reply, yeah. Yeah, they told me I could be a
guest on that one day. They they.
Told me this. The episodes, yeah, they they
said the same thing to me. No shot, I don't think.
I was also told by another podcast that I'd get something
after 50 episodes I believe but. Oh, ours.
I was promised a certain turtleneck and chain, and then I
was turned to I've. Said this.
I've said this too. I feel like you're a lot more.
You're a trendier guy than me. If I went out and bought
something for you clothing related, I feel like I would let
you down. I don't want it honestly, I just
want to be able to bring it up every once in a while.
Oh, OK. You like having the sad about
it? Yeah, OK, All right.
Well, then it definitely never happened that way.
You can. You can always have something to
to bitch and moan about. That's really nice, man.
Thank you. It's actually really sweet to
you. It's.
Better than ever you. Promise never.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
Yeah. Let's see what else happened
there. There was, like a bunch of
fucking people. It was.
And it was loud. Yeah.
And. I do oh, wait, before we even
get any further, I've, I've told this guy, this guy emailed in
something. Oh yeah.
And he said like, hey, show this on the podcast.
I was, I was like, I will 100%. And then I forgot to for two
episodes. He's been emailing me going
like, Sam, like it's not there. You haven't shown it yet.
Check this out, guys. Wow, A Forehead Fables podcast
tattoo on this guy's arm. It looks pretty good.
Showing it to you. Yeah.
I like, I'm like, yeah, I like. Yeah, yeah, it's great.
He's smiling. Yeah, it turned out pretty good.
It that I, well, I hope that aged as well.
I know, I hope so too. It's after some of the shit we
got up to this weekend. Yeah.
There was some bad stuff about us, but you remember, we're good
guys. Yeah, there's AI have one other
guy that got my face tattooed on his arm and I was like, that is
incredible Dude, awesome, awesome job.
And then he ended up I think I like I didn't answer like an
e-mail or something one time and he like emailed me back.
He's like, you don't even fucking care.
You don't even fucking like I was like, I am so like I'm
sorry. I like, I, I feel like he went
home and just flayed himself, like got rid of it, you know,
like cut it off of. Him.
You didn't ask him to do it. I'm sorry, dude, I, yeah, I, I
get a lot of emails. I'm so sorry.
But hopefully this guy sees this and keeps it forever and always,
'cause you're right here in our hearts now that's that's a huge
step to. You're a walking billboard for
us and I love that. Watch our Watch the podcast
dissolve next month. Yeah, huge.
Name change? Awkward.
Time to announce. Yeah, switching shit up a little
bit. By the way, we do this isn't
like exactly related to Twitchcon, but we did think,
hey, maybe we should update the branding because the stupid like
profile picture was the same just picture of my long head and
everything. And you've been on here as like
a Co host. So it's like we need to make it
more of a it's mine in your podcast as the profile picture.
And so I got Lisa to take, you know, Brian's like, which I
think this one's great. I think it might be one of my
favorite. That's scariest one for sure,
and it's the best interpretation of it's the best caricature.
It's one incredibly. Shark like.
And that's how Brian is like when Brian like, yeah, looks
like me is grotesque. I do have like the the penis
veins on my forehead, boobs. That does get boobs kind of
general vibe. You know, that's just someone
you would want to hang out with. But that what when Brian looks
you in the eye, That's the fucking feeling you get in your
gut when he locks eyes with you. I forgot how just scary that one
looks. Yeah, but we had her, you know,
now that Brian died in that podcasting accident.
Out of respect for his death. We pulled him out and it's just
mine and boobs. And I was like, you know what?
If you do like a, a thing, like a body horror thing, like we're
kind of like grafted together and there's tendrils of flesh
that go in between US and everything and it's sickly,
gross looking. And she did it, it looks
incredible and made made it the profile picture and everything
and did the rebrand on the on the channel.
I think it looks awesome. Immediately, someone went to
Twitter and called out the similarities between that
profile picture and a rival podcast called the Creep Cast.
That might be 12, 14 times as large as ours.
Like a much bigger podcast. But they're.
But in terms of rivalries, they're actually below us.
Yeah. Well, you look at it through
this lens, they're. Worse.
Yeah. And apparently they've had like
AT shirt or something that had that same aesthetic of Meat
Canyon and Windegoon kind of like like a body horror thing
between them and and the guy. the IT was the way the guy
tweeted it. He was like, anybody else notice
anything? Just me and.
Like, can I borrow your homework?
Yeah, but make sure I change it up a little.
Yeah. It was like they're they're
being pulled apart, I think, and we were melting together.
It's like actually thematically very different.
Very different. It did kind of give me a little
bit of what's the word for it? Shame because it's not like it's
not a podcast that I, I don't know or anything.
Literally the guy Wendy Goon's been on the podcast multiple
times He's and I'm a fan of his like I'm a fan of Meat Canyon
too. Like big time.
How did I not see it? But then I started looking into
it more and it's not even like their logo.
It's just a shirt that they had a couple years ago.
So I didn't feel so. Bad and then Wendy Goon in a
subtle call to arms dog whistle. I don't know if you picked up on
that but he was like they're actually super different you
know they're different enough and let's all just get along and
I think you guys should keep it OK anything else you want us to
do for you? You know anything else that.
You thinks that we can have it now that you let us, yeah.
All right, OK. Yeah.
So now we now we want to change it.
Yeah, but no, we're going. To be more like theirs.
Yeah, yeah. What is their logo for that we
should just do? Their logo, yeah, I think it's,
I think it's just the words Creepcast and like a cool like
Ghostbusters font or something like that.
But it is, yeah. I like that font.
It is. It's cool yeah, we should hire
meet King in to do all of our art for our podcast and then
just. Thumbnails.
Yeah, thumbnails. And everything just be and be
like, yeah, just make it like, you know.
And then just keep having Windagoon on as a guest every
week. Please come back real quick,
it'll get real. Or we could just have them on
once for like 2 hours and upload, you know, a shit ton of
10 minute videos. That could work. 120 of them or
something. Yeah, we should try to get Meat
Canyon on and then maybe he. Haven't we tried before I?
Don't think I've messaged him. I need to message him.
I think he follows me on Twitter.
I should be able to just DM him and be like, hey, can you come
on? But I think when you're on
podcast like you have your own, the last thing you want to do is
another podcast for somebody else.
You know I. Don't know it's me.
It is fun to come, it is fun to go on to other people's and just
kind of like leave a stink on their podcast and then walk
away. I want to go on Conan's, but I'm
just like, nobody's reached out from his team.
Yeah. Have you been very forward with
your e-mail? Maybe you need to preemptively
e-mail and be like my e-mail must have been lost, must be
hard to find my. E-mail must be poop related.
Poop the noob that's got a good ring to it.
Yeah, but I I see what you mean. Like especially if you're in a
successful podcast and then. Want to come on to ours which is
less less than. And it's like, then if they're
like, hey, I want to catch up a little bit, you know, let's see
if I like it. And they click on this episode
and it starts with us being like, every guest fucking hates
coming on here. They always regret it.
And then they're like, I don't know so much.
They could be the one that, you know, bucks the trend though.
They could come on here and love it.
Really shake things up. Yeah.
That would be awesome if somebody came on and when we
when we're like, all right, guys, thanks for a good episode.
And then we talked to him for a couple minutes.
They were like, I had a great time.
That would be a, that would be a novel experience.
That'd be something that I don't think I've ever had.
That time I just had. I wish I could do it again and
again and again. You know what, I think the two
guests I can think of that were like that were Wendigoon and
Freddie. He's got a very good attitude.
Yeah, yeah, Freddie Wong as well was like, I had a blast, but I
feel like he could just be in front of a camera by himself and
and do a podcast. He's got that.
He could have those magnetic personalities.
But let's see. Hold on.
Let me let me see here. I I do have a couple grievances
I want to air. One was went to the convention
on Friday. Went I was dying of thirst and I
went to I looked around in the Convention Center and I see a
giant booth, gamer Subs booth. And I go, I work with them and I
go, I go up to it and I try to go behind the counter and this
guy's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like, oh, I actually
work with you guys. I'm one of your things.
He's like, I don't know who you are.
What? OK, I get it.
You know, I haven't done as many ads as I should have, and I'm
not scheduled to be here for, like a meet and greet or
whatever. But I just go, OK, well, that's
fine. I don't need to get back there.
Can I have a bottle of water? And he goes, yeah, we don't have
any water here. And I'm like, don't fucking lie
to me. The product is like 95% water.
Like you, you get powder and you mix it with water.
That's what you do. I actually sell this stuff for
you. I know how it works.
I've gotten all the internal memos.
I'm pretty sure water is a huge part of the deal.
And and he was like, really? No, we don't do water, so you
can't have any. And I, I actually look over
there's like they have like a juice thing where you can go get
samples of gamer Subs. I'm like, I know you're mixing.
What are you mixing? Yeah.
How are you making that?
How? Are you making it?
He was not giving me a bottle of water.
So then I scan the Convention Center again and I see AG fuel
booth and I walk up to it and I go, hey dude, I don't work with
you at all but and I've never even had your product before.
Can I have a bottle of water? I'm fucking dying.
You're my enemy. Yeah, you're technically like
the competitor. Can I have a bottle of water?
And he goes, you didn't get it from me, boss.
And he just hands me a bottle of water.
He's like, you know, all of our stuff is mixed with water.
Of course I have bottles of water.
We have thousands. Yeah.
So now maybe I might be AG fuel guy, I don't know.
I don't know if the if the the numbers are right, if they give
them to me, you know that might be AG fuel guy from here on out.
Watergate situation going on. You you denied water to the
wrong guy and the right people gave me water in my time of
need. OK, that's all I'm saying.
But. It just shows you how they treat
their creators too. Yeah, it does.
Yeah, but. They probably I mean, I totally
get why he was like don't come behind this booth because he
didn't know you were, but then no water.
No water, come on. And like I knew people back
there. Like I could see, I could see,
like Batty was there. The Swagger Souls was there.
Like there's a bunch of people I knew were back there and they
wouldn't let me back. So I, I guess I'm just kind of
a. Fucker Andy, Yeah.
I guess I'm kind of a fucking. Worm and we'll give you some
water. Yeah, that kind of, it hurt my
feelings a little bit and I kind of walked away and I and I said,
Oh my, my weeping thing is, is flaring up again.
Must have taken my glasses off too quickly.
Well, excuse me, I seem to have found some water underneath my
eyes. Yeah, but yeah, they kind of
they kind of fucked with the wrong guy there.
OK, You denied water to the wrong man.
And I was angry. And then afterwards, I knew that
there was nobody that would give me water.
G fuel guy wasn't going to give me any.
So then I had to go buy some from the it's like the most
expensive bottle of water I've ever gotten in my life from the
the little commissary or whatever you call it, like the
little restaurant. To go up to the partner lounge
where they have. No water.
Once again they had like they had little water coolers with
what maybe the smallest water. Cooler ever?
Yeah, I wouldn't even think about that, but they were very
tiny. It was like pretty cute.
It was like an office water cooler and then, you know, like
the big jug that you put on top. Usually they're, I don't know
what like 30 gallons or. Something usually.
They're big as fuck. This thing was a gallon maybe,
and they were all tapped, tapped dry.
Not even cold, by the way, they don't.
Treat their partners right. Yeah.
And, and then on top of that, we learned that there's an there's
an extra layer of like partner lounge.
There's a premium partner purple lounge or something where the
elites go and they probably have bottles.
Yeah, and they probably have hors d'oeuvres.
No snacks in our partner lounge. Nothing they did this year give
us a a bracelet making Boo. They had snacks because I was up
there looking for something to eat.
And one of the guys was like, yeah, here's the snack table.
It was a buffet thing that had a bowl of olives and, and, and
then there was like something else that I just looked at and
there was like flies on it. I'm like, you know, dude, it was
like a, it was like a bunch of like cottage cheese or something
mixed with something. I'm like who the fuck did you
make this for? Is this a joke?
Olives and fucking cottage cheese or something?
This is an insane thing to give me after I've been walking
around trying to make me barf. Do you know who I am?
I I should be in that premium lounge?
And they they got to meet Gavin Newsom in that premium lounge.
I could I could have had a a excellent follow up to my Kyle
Rittenhouse post on Twitter, but.
Yeah, you could have gone both sides of the aisle and then, so,
you know, it's in the partner lounge.
Nothing. Yeah, I won.
I I have a grievance now. Then you can list the rest of
yours. The bracelet making station nice
nice gesture. I guess you know and I made one
in four or five minutes. It was a it was a key chain
charm, so it wasn't as big. I watched O Mead live work on a
bracelet for I shit you guys not two hours.
Sun was fully up when he started down when he ended and the
people working the thing, they, they had three shift changes and
they'd come and be like, oh, he's sweet, who's are you making
that for your mommy? And Ameda would be like, oh, I'm
just like working on it. He dropped, he dropped it
probably 8 times, spilled the beads everywhere.
I was starting to get like seriously pissed off.
By the way, the time this is not like hyperbole, like he's not
making up the two hour like it was it was I left and I got a
text that like Mead's making a bracelet and then I was like,
hey, what are you guys up to? After I went home, showered,
changed, was relaxing, got a text from poop.
Oh, Mead's still making a bracelet it.
Was probably more realistically like an hour 50 but we're going
to round up. And it was when completed.
The ugliest bracelet I've ever seen in my life where at one
point he tried to to dangle an element off and then he was like
he was it's like why is he reinventing the bead bracelet?
He got two key chain clasps and was like instead of tying it,
I'm going to do 2 of these. Honestly, it was like kind of a
neat idea I guess. So bulky.
It looked like it didn't look like a brace.
I don't even know how to describe it.
It had a part that how do you saw it?
Like it looped into the same. Guys, I've if you conjure up in
your mind the idea of a bracelet, right?
It's. Very simple.
It's a circle with vehicle. Somehow OMID had two sets of
clasps where this thing not only clasped to itself but then had a
second security clasp that then so if the first one broke it had
a follow up. I was like that's ingenious.
This thing will never come off right.
It's this is you know, you've, you've gone a full step above
you have like a harness of beads on your hand.
Nobody could ever take this this bracelet off of you.
It's probably never going to go anywhere.
And then what happens? And then we walk to our event
and he looks down. It's like, oh shit, I lost it.
Yeah, we're at a bar and he just holds up his hand.
He's like, where did my bracelet go?
Not only did the first class break, but the second somehow
also broke. Gone.
You're wondering why I bickered with Amid so much.
I think that might have been the turning point when I stood by
his side for two hours as he made it.
I didn't. I didn't even rush him.
I just watched and was like holy shit, no chairs or nothing.
I just stood there for two hours.
Then 15 minutes later he's like, oop, it's gone.
Like he didn't. Even make it one night it was.
It was just there for fucking. Didn't even seem that upset
either. He was just like, oh shit, like
you should be crying. I want to cry.
It was, it made it like 4 hours and then it was fucking gone.
That's insane. You know, somebody picked it up
and was like, by the way, it's not me.
It's even wearing it a four year.
Old girl made this one. A four year old made this one
for me on my birthday two months ago.
Three months ago. It's made out of elastic.
It's still working. How many clasps?
Zero. She fucking tied it in a knot
and that's it. And it's still, it's still here
that's embarrassed. At one point, he tried.
He was watching tip talks on bracelet making because.
Trying to figure. Out there was like a needle and
it's trying to get the string through a charm that had like
the smallest hole ever on it. And he's like, I think the
needle you smell he at one point because he watched the TikTok.
Trying to figure out a circle. He said tie it onto my wrist
before I put any beads on it. Then there's a way to get the
beads on it. I tied it around his wrist and
he watched videos like I don't get it and cut it off.
Tried to get. I mean he went through 8
strings. I don't I didn't like, I don't
get a circle told. Him when he when he tied it to
him first and was like, now I get the beads on.
I was just like how like how does that even like what are you
fucking talking about? That doesn't make any that's.
Impossible. Now I know why Zito has to do
all this work that he's probably putting padded walls in his
basement. I'm gonna have this mentally
deranged guy in my basement. Covers for his outlets.
Padded corners on the tables, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of pool noodles being cut in half, put on
things. Yeah.
I mean, it was just, it blew my mind.
Like the employees would were like, I think they were starting
to be like, holy shit, guys. Like seriously, wrap it up.
Because so many, we met so many people that came and went.
They'd come in, make a bracelet, leave like a normal fucking
person. Yeah.
Hey, buddy, are your parents here?
And like one of the one of the guys was super nice tailor.
He was a super nice dude. I could see by the end of it
even he was like, I got nothing. Like he tried helping amid, he
tried helping him for 30 minutes make a bracelet.
And I'm, I mean, he, that guy at first was like, yeah, look at
your buddy like he's he's ready to go or whatever.
And then an hour later he's like, holy shit, man, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. You have to watch this guy
fucking do it. It's such AI mean and I'm
getting more angry the more I talk about because it really is
one of these simplest crafts. Yeah.
It is ace. One string with about 20 beads
and then you tie a knot and it took that long and then he lost
it. If he had it forever, sure.
If he had it for the rest of his life and he gave it to like his
kids. Might be worth it.
I'd be like I'm a little less pissed.
Yeah, but gone. Gone in four hours, Yeah.
The fact that it disappeared and he didn't even look like he was
like I'm. He almost, he almost made it for
longer than he wore it, you know?
I, I bet, I bet he fucking did. And the next day he's like,
we'll try to make another one. I'm like, dude, I swear to God,
like I'm not going to. You can do that.
I will not wait by your side this time.
I can't. This might be a solo adventure,
yeah. He sold the employee the next
day too and was like lost it and the guy was like, Jesus fucking
Christ, dude. Oh, he should, man, But that's
that's probably the most angry. It was, but it kind of taught me
a little bit about patience It Yeah.
It taught me a little bit about he just like shows too, I always
say. Like Hamid is an incredibly
tenacious person. Like what he can do on streams
for just plain Tarkov for like days straight.
He has that in all aspects of his life, I guess because he was
never even angry making the he was never even like that angry,
I think it was. Three, all the beads fall.
Yeah, he did that. Multiple times he'd be like,
Dang it. It's like dying in Tarkov.
Now to fucking re. He's just got like an incredible
ability to just like, and did not care about everything else
in the world or his friends waiting for him to finish his
bracelet, 'cause I wanted to go see some stuff.
We wait up there till the goddamn convention closed and,
you know, and it was fine. But he, yeah, he's, he's like
the perfect Sabathon. He was like made in a lab to do
sabathons. Yeah, well, you know, I was
talking with him about it. I was like, I've always told him
this since he did his his first Sabathon where it was like 30
days. I was like, you have like like a
tenacity that I don't think is it's perfect for live streaming.
It's I can be on for a live stream, but then I need days to
recharge. That's why I don't that's why I
don't stream a lot. Is it?
It takes it out of me. But then after the bracelet
thing, maybe a bracelet? Incident.
Yeah. Is it a tenacity or is it just
like AI? Don't.
Know is it like he's missing something?
Yeah, is. It like a part of his brain
never showed up. Or is it like an incredible like
Stoicism and like? Yeah, it's, it's like it's
somewhere. I don't know which side it is.
It's either he's something way beyond what I have, or he's
yeah, he's missing something. Is he like, is he Sisyphus
pushing the boulder uphill and going like, I love this course,
you know, I don't, I don't know. I don't, I'm not, I'm not
totally sure even I he there's also a side to him.
He could have been doing it just to piss me off because he also
loves rage baiting and stuff. So, you know, there might have
been a time where he had that bracelet fully ready and went,
I'm going to fucking drop it. I'm going to shoot the beads all
over the ground, spend 5 minutes picking them up instead of just
getting new beads. I'm going to hunt for them.
Wait, those were that was that was like that was his bead
selection was like thawed out like because it was just an
absolutely insane collection of beads too and like.
Yeah, thought out. And so it could be like, oh,
this turtle's kind of cool. I think I'll do the turtle.
Maybe like, oh, this dog bowl. Yeah, it's kind of nice.
All right. And then it it, I think it, it
was, it was silver, purple, white and black.
Yeah, it was Twitch. Colors and silver and I think
maybe the TikTok told him like a good tip about spacing charm to
bead ratio or something. So I mean it had like all the
cohesion goes out the window and you see the double clasp.
I mean it just doesn't. And he was so I mean a long time
of the waiting was that one turtle charm that.
The whole on it was like. A needle hole.
Yeah. And he would.
He would get a new string, fray it trying to push it in, cut it,
make it too short, get a new string, pray like it was it was
that. I mean, that's where the tailor
guy came in and helped and was like, I'm going to try to get
this turtle on here for you. Omid finally got it on on a
string. That's why the extra things
there. He got it on a string this big.
You know, it's like, why didn't you put it on the bracelet
string? And he's like, I just wanted to
make sure it worked first 40 minutes and you finally get it
and you put. It once to make sure a bead
works. Guess you want to make sure he
could actually do it. And I'm like, it took you that
long to do it. So then instead of restarting,
which I guess I'm grateful for, he just attached that dangling
string to his bracelet string and then that part.
That's where the OK, that's where the double clasping came
in. Yes, it's so it could include.
That guys, we might have to, we might have to get like a
schematic drawn or something so you guys can get a visual of
what this bracelet, I don't even know if I could draw it.
It would be like trying to draw one of those like MC Escher
staircases that have no end. Like how would you even begin to
draw this bracelet? Biblical Angel I.
Yeah. I God I doubt he even took a
picture. I could ask him if he has a
picture that we could I I hope he took a fucking picture but.
That was one of the most incredible things I've ever seen
made, I think. You should have brought him to
the fucking forge, you know what I mean?
Sort of abstract like beauty of. Just like that was honestly
until we hammered out the plans, which I don't want to leak now,
but we do have plans in the future to do something.
One of the plans I was thinking of was like, I I think Amid
would be a good person to to bring to the forge and make
something boy. Clean your stable.
Yeah, OK, after this whole bracelet conversation, no
crafting or manufacturing for Amid.
Yeah, I, I mean, I can't imagine how long he would be hammering
shit. Yeah, that'd be insane.
It's like completely 2 dimensional by the time he's
done with it. Yeah, you can't see it straight
on. It just disappear when he holds
out the blade because he's hammered for 20 hours straight.
Yeah, my God. He's a funny, he's a funny
fucking guy. Just with us.
Yeah. It's just like a really sis.
I don't think I've ever seen him mad.
I've seen you mad at him and I've seen him.
I've seen him viciously defending himself, but I've
never seen him like mad about something unless you get like a
lot of lot of tequila and I'm it.
But that's not Yeah. I was gonna say.
That's not that's not a Mead. That's Jekyll and Hyde.
Yeah, I've seen his, the monster within him come out with enough
tequila. That's a different person.
Fight Devin. Yeah, that's different person.
That's not a Mead. His eyes, monster.
Within him. He's like that guy from
Nightmare Before Christmas where his head turns completely around
and it's a face on the back of his head.
That's a different guy you're talking to.
I was really glad that this entire weekend I never saw the
light leave his eyes. Yeah, 'cause you don't get him
back. You know.
There's no breaking back through to him for until he wakes up the
next day and the sun comes back off it banishes it.
But yeah, he, I've seen him. Did you see?
Just be like, I've seen him scary.
I've seen did. You see it at the bar, like I
ordered something I forgot to tell him, like I just wanted to
keep my tab open. And the lady was like, oh, I
already like closed it out. You could just order something
really quick and keep it open. She's like, what about a shot of
tequila? I was like, sure, fuck it.
And I got the shot and I was like, hey, oh me, do you like
tequila? You want this shot?
And like the way he like, he like grabbed it and he like.
Looked down into it like it was like the fucking green goblin
mask. Look at the voice.
Yeah, yeah, Started hearing the like, release me, wouldn't it
be? Fun.
Just 10 more of these. That's all you need to lit me
out. He threw that one back.
I didn't see him go back for another one though, and I was
like OK good. That the arguing with the brick
walls never been worse than when we were in Florida.
And he was asking Devin and I and our friends, like, who wants
tequila shots? Every single person's like, no,
no, man, Not really. And he ordered them all and was
like, here, we, I, I surprised. And we're like, yeah, dude,
like, we're not going to drink those.
And he's like, like, yeah, He's like, but I bought them and
we're like, we said we didn't want them.
Like we don't, we're not going to drink them, you know, like
putting our foot down. And then so he went like, he
drank all of them. It was like, you guys made me do
this and turned into a complete monster.
And he? Started look what he made me do.
That's why I need Devin too, because so me and I on the Uber
ride got into an argument because I was like, I just want
Coronas for tonight. And he's like, you want to be in
Florida drinking a Corona with a lime?
I was like, yeah, it's not that weird of it.
And he's like, this isn't Corona country.
Like this isn't where you drink those.
And I'm like, yeah, like what are you?
Talking like we can see Mexico, it's like we're sharing a
border. Like, I feel like Corona's like
a. Corona's just like a summertime
Yeah drink. And he was like, Devin, tell
this guy like, you guys don't drink Coronas here.
And Devin's like, dude, that's like all we've drank this
weekend. Like, yeah.
Oh, I thought you were talking about in San Diego.
I'm like it's valid anywhere in the South.
I feel like in the summer like. And he was like, no, it's for
tequila. He's like, it's for both, dude.
Like you can drink whatever you want here.
And he when he sobered out the next day, we're like, you know,
you're trying to argue with Devin and I that people don't
drink coronas in Florida. He's like, no, I don't remember
that. That was the monster.
Oh, that was a different guy, Yeah.
That's, that was the same night he tried to go piss in a swamp.
And Devin's like, don't do that, man.
Like there's there's there are alligators here.
Like there's snakes. And I mean, it's like, I'm not
fucking scared of a snake or an alligator.
He's like, yeah, but if you get bit, it's like a huge problem
for all of us. They were 15 feet from Devin's
house and he's like, no, I want to pee out there and just came
back wet feet and was like, oh, fucking socks.
And he, I don't know if I can tell this story on the podcast
'cause I don't know if, but we've talked about it, I think
on stream. But he maybe I'll text him after
this and be like, is it OK? Maybe we've even talked about it
on here before. But he stayed in Devin's brand
new bedroom that I don't even know if Devin had slept in yet.
And he slept. He he woke up and went into the
corner of the room and pissed on on Devin's ghillie suit that he
had been wearing on the stream all the time and just filled it
up with like city. Like he had like headphones in
there where the ear cups had pissed sitting in them.
And the next day Devin was like, what the fuck?
It's it smells like piss in here.
You got piss all over my room. And he went down and told Hameed
Namid's like, I didn't do that. Like no idea.
He just was arguing. He was like, no, I would not do
that. And he's like, come up, come up
and look at like a dog. He like put his nose in it.
He was like, there's still sitting piss in there.
Like, you slept here and and I think even that night, Amit had
told somebody who'd been like, dude, like, guess what?
I just, you know, I can't remember the whole situation,
but he was, he was like fully adamant.
Like, yeah, dude, I would never, like, I'm not the kind of person
that would ever do that. But it was, it wasn't him.
Yeah. It was the little monster that
specifically comes out with tequila.
Yeah, well, no, like, well, not a monster, but like he does have
a hard headedness to that. I don't know if this could be
like a dog piling or me thing, but we did have like got it.
You guys know, like the, the streamer backpacks where they,
they can just go live stream anywhere walking around.
We like he, I was talking with him.
He's like, I really want to do like a hiking trip where we live
stream it. And I'm like, that's an
excellent idea. He's like, but the problem is
those live streaming backpacks, they're like $30,000 and I'm
like there's no way I just saw like 15 fucking people walking
around with 0 viewers live streaming this event.
There's no way they went out and got like a business loan for and
they always have those shitty little cameras on their shoulder
and they point them at themselves like a Sony live Cam
or something. There's no way it's a good it's
not a $30,000.30. $1000 yeah. And, and so I'm like, you know,
this is something where I think that's a great idea.
I don't think that the backpack should be our barrier of entry.
And lo and behold, I find a booth that has, it's the people
that manufacture all that stuff. And so I go up to him and I'm
like talking to the, what's the name of the company?
It's like IRL everywhere, like unlimited IRL or something.
Yeah, something like that. And I had the guy that he's one
of the like engineers for the company.
He's not a salesman. He's like deep in there and he's
breaking down every like nodule of the backpack.
You can get them custom made and like the real heart of it is
they're like broadcasting brick thing that like uses a bunch of
different Verizon or whatever, like whatever, like cellular
service they can find to get it and then encode it and send it
out to their, their servers or whatever.
But then everything else you can put your own camera on there.
You can have your own mic equipment and stuff.
You got to have a battery, but you can like custom make them.
And, and I was like, so like top of the line.
What like if you get one that's macked out, he's like, it's like
$4000 for like a completely pimped out one.
But if you start adding your own like crazy cameras and mics and
stuff, you still use our like, I guess encoder and stuff and our
service. But then that's of course like
you have to buy your own cameras and your lenses and your mics
and everything. But like you can just use like a
crappy camera or whatever. So but like backpack that has a
everything on it, It's like, yeah, 2000 to 4500 bucks.
Maybe if you get like a super Cadillac version.
Then there's the I'm live streaming multiple angles, like
multiple people's cameras. Like there are insane ones you
can get for like truly TV broadcast level that maybe
someone like ishow speed would use.
Those can be 30,000. And then I'm talking with Amid
later and I'm like amid, I have the guy's card.
I just spoke to him for 20 minutes.
He broke down every aspect of the backpack, what's in it, how
it's used. I have a good handle on it.
This is not some financial barrier of entry that you think
it is. It's only like we could get an
insane one for like 4000 bucks. I already have the camera
equipment. I have the mics.
And he's like, no, no, it's actually it's like 30,000.
I remember and I'm like no dude, like I'm not even like using my
memory. I wrote this down on this
business card. Here it is.
He looked at it and goes like, no, it's like $30,000 and I'm
like peanuts there. Peanut is like he does a lot of
he he knows a lot of stuff. He's been talking with a bunch
of people that use that equipment and peanuts.
Like no, no, Sam's right. It's actually like he has two
people that have pretty intimate knowledge.
And Omid even says, look, guys, I'm going to I'm telling you,
I've had this conversation with somebody else.
I don't remember any of the details, but I remember the take
away being that it it it's $30,000 and I just know it and
this information like I really can't refute any of it, but I
know the answer is $30,000. I'm like, I'm telling you right
now I could drag. I'm looking at the guy that's
telling me otherwise. That works for the guy.
He designed the shit and he's just like, Nah.
Fake news, man. This is fake news.
And I feel really bad because me and poop did get into kind of a
like a like a minor. It was a misunderstanding more
than anything. Yeah, I I kind of like, I was
like, dude, you need to stop like, like bickering with Omeed.
And it was before this whole backpack situation happened.
OK, I'm, I'm, I apologize to you at the time.
I apologize to you like once we got home and everything, I'm
going to extend a, a public apology to you right now.
I in the future. Completely unnecessary in the
future. Omeed could be sitting there
minding his own business and you could come hit him in the back
with an axe and I would be like what did Omeed do to Boob to
make him do that? I will 100% be on your side here
on out, okay? I fucking love of me, like just
yeah, just being like, no, I'm not like, I mean like, alright,
I'll. I'll take you over to the guy so
you can ask him. No, guys, I remember.
Not really, but I know. That was most funny as he was
just like, I don't remember but in here I know $30,000.
It's so funny. I mean, it's so funny too, like
Amid is so this is turned into a Amid episode.
He's so good at like getting under people's skin.
He's. Like a professional.
Rage Baker and like a very talented way of like you've
never seen him truly angry. It's so hard to see Devin get
like angry and he's got him a couple times where I'm just
like, that was genius. You just like, basically we're
like, no. And it's like people just hit a
point where they're like, I can't take it.
I don't know. I don't know, like what that's
either because there's nothing you can say.
Yeah. It's just so fucking funny.
It's almost like he's like the opposite of Swift.
You know, Swift is like a conspiracy theory.
He wants to he wants to believe, you know, like any for.
Me. It's like I don't want to
believe. I don't want to believe shit
dude. I know right here already know.
He follows his heart. That's very, yeah.
It's like, not many people can just tune out their brain and
listen to their heart. It's awesome.
And like, Oh my God, it's Sabathon.
I mean, he's just going to do such a great job of it.
See James going to fucking be like Oh my.
God, I've never met Zechum. I'm really, I think that's like
one of the biggest takeaways as I'm sad he didn't come.
But I you've met him, does he? Is he able to handle Omid's
stubbornness? I yeah, I mean pretty, I think
pretty well. But when I met him in real life,
it was at his own wedding. So I don't think Omid was really
trying to get under his skin to watch it and like mess with
them. But like, I don't know, it is
fun. Like when it's probably like
almost every time I've played a video game with them, it's a
group like somebody's getting pissed, like me or Zee chum or
Ahmed or Devin. Like there's it's like if things
are too calm and going too well, somebody's just got to say
something to like there's got to be a big, you know.
Mead claims. It's my fault that he he said
he's now his timeline is said. I actually used to be a really
good person. I used to be like really good
teammate in video games. Then I played hunt showdown with
him and trolled him so much by like shooting lanterns and
throwing things at him and team killing him that it like a woke.
He didn't realize how fun it could be to fuck with your
friends and like grief them. And I did it to him so hard that
then that's all he did for about two years.
But now that he's been doing a lot of videos with C Chum, he's
like had to to tamper it way down so that they can actually.
Get the videos man has very. C Chum runs a A clean tight.
He's got like. Such a hard thing to accomplish
when he goes out that it's like if Omeed starts doing that kind
of stuff, I'm sure Z jump pulls him aside and and just goes,
you're getting 30 seconds of this.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's very particular.
Imagine trying to like do the the blood club thing with Omeed
doing Omeed shit. I would fucking pull my hair
out. It's it's awesome.
It's fucking awesome. But yeah, I mean, I'm interested
to see there. I mean, but you but it's like
you say that, but they they have a really good dynamic because
they can be in locked in a room for 30 days together and then
want to do it again. I think that's beautiful.
I don't know, like many people were 30 days straight.
I wouldn't be like, I don't want to see you for fucking years.
Except for my girlfriend. Yeah, and.
You know, you know, you know who else I haven't seen in a while,
but you know Sturdecki, Yeah, I was talking about amid about his
his tenacity and he's like, you want to hear somebody with
tenacity is Sturdecki just did a sabathon that was like 100 and
something days what live for basically half a year.
He was like live. That's insane.
That's one of the scariest things I've ever I can't imagine
I have trouble going 7 hours and not being like what's happening
outside. If like I he would sleep
laughter. I'm like what?
What's going on in the? Live he would and he has a like
a live in girlfriend like. How does she do that?
I mean, that's just great. I mean, well, I'm sure you know
they get that paycheck at the end of it.
And be like that helps. Let's let's shoot for 200, you
know, maybe some early retirement with that kind of
stuff. But no, it's like, I mean, how
do you It's also impressive just to have like the viewers willing
to keep sobbing for. I feel like if I did a subathon
it'd last like 12 hours because people would be like everyone
that's already watching is already subbed.
Eventually you would have to run out of things to do right.
At hour 3, but I'm saying I've run out of sobs at hour 12.
Like I would I would definitely run out of shit to do I feel
like. You'd have to do a really good
pre planning like I like. I do think O meat and Siegem are
really good at like here's this day, this day, this day, this
day, this versus people that just kind of wing it, which is
what I do. So it would start sucking to
watch. Very quickly.
Yeah, very quickly, but they're really good at dude scheduling
it out. A little ambitious though,
because they schedule it out and they're like, we know it's
getting to day 30. OK, a little cocky.
What if it lasted one day and all your plans fell through?
Because that's what I'd be scared of.
Like I got two weeks of awesome plans and then 10 hours later
the timer comes out and you're like.
Oh fuck. Whoa, You guys really missed
out, OK. Yeah, but that was that was a
good time at at Twitchcon. That being said, might be my
last one. That might be my last one.
I'm going to. I'll go again if Devin goes.
I don't, I, you know what, at this point I don't think even if
he said 100%, I'm going, would I, you know?
I don't. I wouldn't believe him.
Yeah, hate my fucking friends. They're all liars.
Yeah. Zechum, Devin lied.
Aqua FPS. He never told me he was going or
anything, but he looked. He looked like a lie.
He looked. At it and honestly, if he would
have gone, I think he would have been pissed because he was like,
oh, that's a great lineup, Zechum.
Oh me, Devin did. You see anyone else?
See you and and then and then he just was like, yeah, I don't
think I can make it. But imagine if he had like, you
know, squeezed and like tried and convinced his wife and
everything to come out there and then two people didn't show up.
I'd be pissed. Half of his world I I feel like
this year I actually didn't meet more people than the last.
Maybe because Devin wasn't there.
We couldn't just stand in the corner and talk to each other.
Like like I met a good amount of creators, so that was cool.
Like not really net. I didn't really network much,
but. Dude, I feel like everywhere we
went we saw that Remy guy. Oh yeah, him and his friend Sam
were. They were at every single event.
Yeah, same with toast Rack. Yeah, Toast rack is that every
you even showed up to a dinner I was at.
I didn't even know he was coming.
He just came over and was like, I know said that guy rocked.
Yeah, Toast Rack's awesome. He's really funny and he kept
asking. Where my life was.
Really good at small talk. Yeah.
He kept asking me where your wife was.
Yeah. Or if, like, she was staying
with anyone back home. Damn.
Look at the time. What is he, a British St.
Urgent? Oh yeah, he.
Got really drunk on like the rooftop place and I was like
come on it's it's time for you to go old man.
He's like I don't know how to use a bloody case.
Started to put my arm under his to help him down the stairs.
That's funny, yeah. He's a cool guy.
He just yeah, he's he's really it's funny like that.
He also not to make fun of him for being old, because he's I
had more energy at every event that I saw Matt than I did, and
it I was honestly pretty jealous of just like how are you here
right now and how are you like he he's mingling so well and
he's charming people. I know he got drunk like I,
don't I? Don't know, man.
I was, I was completely fatigued and I had thought like, yeah,
maybe, yeah, maybe he's totally worn out even more than me.
Maybe he'll make me look younger by comparison.
And then he he did. I remember he walked in the
place with a cane. Willy Wonka rolled right up to
the. Bar.
And said I'll take 100. Dry martini, yeah.
Dry martini, shaken and stirred. He actually drinks martinis
which is so fucking awesome. Dude, I.
Do That is so fucking classy and I now just saying it.
I really want to learn how to do the Willy Wonka roll.
I think that'd be a really funny bit for like a lot of occasions
twit walking into Twitch. I feel like if I tried doing it
without practicing I would just go to do it and just hit my head
on the concrete initially and just slump.
Flash look like I I hobbled up and then fell into the ground
and died. But I think it'd be cool, like
even convincing people that you had an injury for months and
then showing up to something be like, it's just a cool move.
I don't know. It's just like acrobatic, I
guess, and classic. And I don't really see it
replicate. It's not referenced a lot.
No. I'm sure some, but for as cool
as it is guys, let's get that out there more.
If you can do that Willy Wonka roll, take a video, take a video
of you doing that send, send it into the e-mail.
It's, it's cool. I'll very briefly say that
'cause I know you guys are waiting and you're curious at a
great time in France and made we we didn't record a episode right
after I got back. And I'm going to be frank, I
don't really remember it. I don't really remember it too
much. Once in a lifetime opportunity.
I not my big take away is traveling with my girlfriend's
dad is awesome. And then when I had to leave
early, separate from her and her family and travel alone.
It's horrible. The the difference between
having a rich old man that's not afraid to be, you know, put his
foot down versus me being meek and poor.
It changed the quality of everything.
Having a good IGL that that changes everything.
Oh my, you know it's supposed to be our IGL at San Diego this
year. Sorry, last time Devin didn't
even show up. Fucker.
But her dad is an IGL, and he used to be like an ER doctor.
So, you know, he's been a real IGL before at times, you know,
it can kind of, I feel like he doesn't mean to be rude, but I
think he's used to having control in his life.
And sometimes he could talk to waiters or something like, you
know, he could stand to be a little kinder the way.
Demanding. Yes, he's a demanding person,
but he got me and I've never been in a airport lounge before.
He got me into that Delta Sky Club.
It's like stars in my eyes. It felt like I was peeking into
a world that I want to live in. I want to, I want to be in those
sky lounges. It was awesome.
I didn't even because I'm like, Oh my God, we have to be at the
airport 3 hours early, 4 hours early.
I could have gone 7 hours early, full buffet, free drinks.
An actual buffet, not just like olives and fucking cottage
cheese or something. Like genuinely really good food
and places to sit, TV. It was blown away how big it was
and showers. And so I mean, I wouldn't use
those. You could get a massage in there
if you wanted. Like what?
What are we talking about? Economy, premium seating,
Awesome. On the way there a little
blanket foot rest. We got to the airport and he had
somehow paid for a service where a a little woman met us as soon
as we got off the plane and was like come quick took us through
like back rooms of the airport. So we skipped everything and at
customs, she just like moved us to a front of a line.
And it was fucking awesome coming back.
One of the most harrowing and horrible experiences in my life.
I get to the airport, I'm like, I don't know what's happening.
You know, I don't have this little woman to guide me
anywhere. I go to the Delta lounge.
I walk in, I'm like, Remember Me?
Like, hey, they're like, are you up?
Do you have the fancy purple card?
I'm like, no, but I heard you guys sell passes.
They do one of these, we're full.
OK, well, you want to check again?
You want to check your computer or something?
Nothing. I I go down.
I go down. I sit in my fucking terminal for
three hours crying and the gate agent shows up and I'm like, I'm
supposed to be an economy premium.
I live an economy premium lifestyle now, ma'am.
And you cancelled my flight for airplane damage and now you've
put me in the very back of the plane.
Like it's basically just like, you know, I'm paying for economy
premium. Can you, can you help me out
here? They say the French are rude.
I didn't experience that. I will say airport workers
everywhere, you know, I'm like, they don't have a government
shutdown. What's their excuse?
She was so hostile and she was just like, go to the front of
the airport, go back through and then come back through, go to
the ticketing booth. I'm like, my app told me to come
to you. She's like, are you on my plane?
Yeah, that's what yes, that's why I'm talking to you.
She's like nothing. We have nothing like anything,
nothing. I'm like on the app, there's
open seats everywhere on this plane.
And she's like, you can't you, you want an upgrade?
You want to be upgraded for free.
And I'm like, well, technically I'm paying for economy free.
It was she was very scary to me. So then I haggled down to still
in the back of the plane, but in an exit seat.
The only thing I asked her, I said, listen, lady, I can tell
you you, you're about to call security on me if I ask any more
regular questions. I was like, does it have a
little screen? Like does it have ATV and and
does it have under seat storage? Because I've got all my goodies
in my bag. I don't want to put it up.
She's like, yeah, OK, OK, sure. Neither.
And you know what it you know what it had Instead of a screen,
it's one of those seats where a stewardess reverse faces you and
is staring. She's right here looking at me.
9 hours, no under seat storage in the family next to me.
It's like, dude going flying there, violin music, angels
lifting me through. The stewardesses were like, I'll
do anything, I'll do anything for you in the back of that
plane. I was on a plane filled with
people that were just born that day and they had no idea how the
world around them functioned. They had their toddlers loose
crawling around. They kept grabbing my legs and
at one point I was trying to sleep and that little kid
grabbed my leg and I went. I looked like I was going to hit
the kid. And I look over and they're
like, we don't give a shit if you do.
I have a picture. I don't know if I want to post
any. They UN like undid it.
They put a full stroller in the hallway and the stewardesses
were like, what do you do? Like you can't do this.
They had just bags on the ground everywhere.
All four of them were sitting on the ground the whole flight.
The stewardesses were like, you can't do it.
You can't have a you're blocking the aisle.
And they somehow successfully argued to the point where the
stewardesses just never came back.
In our section, they just gave up and left.
No, never. No pretzels or anything.
She. Left her little seat in front of
me. She just disappeared up,
probably to economy premium where, you know, it's beautiful.
She closed the curtain and just closed you guys off from the
rest of like. Listen, lady, you know, I'm
supposed to be an economy premium.
And she was like human resources.
Oh, creep. Because I, you know, it's like I
didn't have my entourage with me of fancy people.
And the these like German guys, I don't even know what they
were. They're definitely European.
Europeans already have like no sense of personal space for some
reason. And because I was in an exit
row, I had a little more room than everyone else.
They treated this fucking my little area in front of me like
their personal lounge. They just kept standing directly
in front of me and staring at me.
And I'd be like, hello? They wouldn't say anything in
this old woman and her husband. They'd stand in front of me and
point at me. They would just like point at
me. And I'm like, what the fuck?
He what, what? You know, what do you want?
And they, they just get, they go get a drink, come stand directly
in front of me, get their friends.
They had like 8 people total in their group.
They'd just hang out in front of me.
It was really fucking like, I don't know why it made me so
angry. I mean, just 'cause they're in
my I, I had enough room, like I could spare the room for them to
stand there. But the gall of them, they were
coming from further in the plane back down to my area, then
invading my area. And at one point, I woke up from
a little nap and the German guy was sitting in the reverse
stewardess seat. You're not allowed to sit there.
He was sitting there looking at me.
I didn't sleep a wink. Morn.
I was like, I think this guy's gonna like, get me.
Like, I don't know. I don't know if he's like trying
to fight me or kill me. Airport etiquette is kind of
like you stay to your section. It's like Snowpiercer.
You don't. You don't come from a Ford car
to come take a shit in the. Back and then to go up there.
Yeah, you don't come back here. To come back here, yeah, into
Indians, It's like I get so few privileges back there in a
little area to put my feet. It's like a big one.
And I just wanted to kill him. And we get off the plane.
It's like these people, I'm not. I'm not.
I would never kill somebody. This little family is like
Europeans. I was, yeah, I could see myself.
Yeah. What do we, what do we say in
the past? It's not like, really.
It's like I'm at a crossroads where I can see down that Ave.
and down that avenue. I am killing this person in a.
Peril universe. I could see myself getting to
the point of exasperation where I I at least try to kill.
If we were in Minority Report, Tom Cruise would be landing on
this. Plane balls would be rolling
down. Cogs are dreaming about me
killing these people. I haven't done it.
I'm saying it that the possibility is there.
I'm in. I'm at the point where it might
happen. It's a logical choice, yeah.
It's the right thing to do because you know, I are, you
know I don't like it when the plane lands, everyone gets up
and blocks you and shit. But the people that immediately
bolt out of their seat is used. The plan going way up.
They pissed off these. People did the complete reverse
where they let the entire plane de board in front of them before
they got up to open up the things.
So they took like there's people behind me with connections that
are like, what the fuck's going on?
And they're just standing in the aisle blocking it, nobody in
front of them. They get off the plane, start
going through their suitcase in the skyway, blocking it.
And I, I wasn't saying anything. I was thinking a lot of things.
But there's like people behind me, there's some Americans on
that flight that are like, what the fuck?
And they, it's like, I don't think they could understand them
because they're just like smug smugly.
It's like they knew what they were doing.
I mean, I really wanted to get them.
I wanted to fucking get them, dude.
I hated those. People, by the way, the your
entire the the the whiplash and quality between you travelling
with you know. Well, really it was like more
like being put back into where I belong.
Yeah, but it that that entire whiplash of lifestyle is exactly
why I never get any nice seats on airplanes because I'm, I'm
afraid to experience it knowing that I, you know, like, yeah, in
five years, 10 years, this job probably won't be around.
I'm not going to be first class living.
So I've never gotten a nice seat.
I've always, I I still try to be content with just being in the
back of the airplane and just flying across the United States.
I try to just be happy with that.
Can you still hear me by the way?
Hello. Hey, the stream, The stream yard
thing kind of closed down for a second.
You still there? Yeah, I couldn't hear you.
You were saying in 5-10 years you know when you're going to
say when this all. Yeah, when this all?
Dissolves like. I'm not going to be like first
class living, you know? And so I just still try to stay
content with the fact that I can get on an airplane and then sit
there, can go to the other side of the country.
I try not to get caught up in like, you know, what first class
and like how nice it is up there or them giving you food or
whatever. I just go, hey, I'm sitting here
in an airplane and they're flying me across the United
States. I don't even want to see what
the the 1% get because. That's why it's.
Just unattainable. It's soiled before that trip.
I get an exit row in the back. I'm like, holy fuck, extra leg
room, let's go. Then her dad takes me to this.
Some sort of sky lounge gets me up into economy premium.
And now on the way back, I've got a new mentality where I'm
like, these fuckers even know who I am.
Like I'm an economy premium guy and I'm a sky lounge guy.
And it was very humbling and honestly just very sad.
And it's like maybe one day I can get back there, but I
probably won't. And her dad was really, I think
it was a good bonding, you know, where I he was grooming me to
be, you know, one day a guy that sits up in economy premium
regularly. He taught me a lot too.
He gave me a talk about the birds and the bees and how to
please his. It was very odd but it was came
from a really good place. On the flight to Twitchcon I
find out Indianapolis has a Delta lounge.
This is where your mindset wins. Yeah.
I had the gall to go. I belong.
I belong in that sky lounge. They had a big fucking billboard
said sign up for that purple card.
Instant access to the sky lounge.
I'm like, well, this and then we're going to Vegas and then I
have a destination wedding. Like it's actually worth it.
I can use this as a business card.
I signed up and went into that room and they pretty womaned me
again and I didn't technically have the physical card 'cause I
had just signed up. And I was like, look, I'm like
you guys now. I'm a member, I'm a card
carrying member. You must let me in.
You have to be on a Delta flight, which in hindsight makes
sense but they didn't put that on the Billboard.
Said sign up for the card, get access.
I have 3 American Airlines flights in the next month.
So now I've got this. I signed up for this credit card
for fucking nothing and they wouldn't let me in and I'm ready
to go back to being not into the high life.
That's it's sad, dude. It's sad.
I think, I think you need to just tamper your expectations of
flying. It's stop shooting for the
stars, man. Just try to be content with what
you got. So that's why I raw dogged my
flight. I just sat there and read a
book, no headphones or anything. And I finished the book and the
entire flight and, and when I, you know, I, I read my book and
I got off the plane, I said, holy shit, I'm all the way here
in San Diego. Look at that.
That's a miracle by itself. And, and I don't want, of course
I can look down the aisle and I saw they were getting delivered
drinks. You know, what's actually kind
of funny is I sat down and the, the people were like, Hey, we're
going to start bringing by the pretzels and the, the drinks or
whatever in just a second. I said, cool.
And then like then they came by like 5 minutes later it felt
like with just a bag and they started picking up everybody's
cups and shit. And I go, I look at the guy next
to me and I'm like what the fuck?
They never even gave us our drinks.
He's like dude you fell asleep and they walked by and I said no
he doesn't want any. And then I went and I like woke
myself up and look around and see that they're coming by with
the bag and I go what the fuck? You never gave me my pretzels.
That was the only like super negative experience I had
flying. But oh wait, never mind, I got
on my plane. They.
Should just put them on your pocket.
I think so. Yeah, they should reach in your
pocket and put your little snack in there because that did happen
to me too and I pretty sad. It was like no pretzels, no
little cookie. I I've never seen this happen.
We got in the plane. They actually like, like we, we
were ready to go. They had the fucking engines on
lady in the back of the plane. They like reconnected the
skywalk thing to let a lady off. She comes from the back of the
bus. She looks like she looks like
Rosa Parks. To be honest.
She looked exactly like her. No, she looked like the Oracle
from the Matrix and she, she's like walking towards the front
and she's she's going. You guys brave as hell.
I can't be on this shit. It's scary as hell.
I'm getting off this airplane and she they reconnected.
She's walked off. They just let her off.
Yeah, sure, it's going to happen, but it was.
She was just like, my bad. I thought I could do it.
I was wrong. I was wrong.
This shit's scary as hell. I'm getting off.
Awesome on my flight back from France.
Do you have people that clap ever?
I had my full section of animals that are born today, two full
rounds of applause, one when we landed, which it's like, sure,
you know, if that's when you want to clap, you're.
Yeah, I love life. They clapped again when we
taxied. I'm like, come on.
Like that's the easy part, right?
Wait, win. Like, were were these you going
to France? When we came back, when I came
back in the very back of the plane, they don't clap up there
in the fancy sections. They expect to live.
This is old shit for them. Everybody in the back of the
plane is like whoa. Yeah, dude, it's like.
Honestly, we're off the ground A.
Little like shanty town back then, I was shocked by just how
much. It's like being in the below
deck in the Titanic. You know where they're doing
dancing on the tables and. I've never seen so many people
just standing up and mingling and then like full bags of food
and like people sitting on the ground.
Like I think one person had like a little stand where they were
frying up like meat on a stick. Treat me.
Yeah, I. Was like, dude, Get Me Out of
here and get me back up to the front like it was.
Just I like it back there. I like it there, I mean.
It was a mix of like, there was a lot of music and like,
laughter and joy and clapping. You know what you get in the
back of the plane that you don't get at the front is fuckers that
take their shoes off because they're like, oh, it's time to
be fucking stretch. And and I'm like the back always
smells like a Chuck E Cheese. Like it starts smelling like
feet because there's always at least one person that's like,
let's get my dogs are killing me.
Let's get these shoes off. Like come on, I swear to God
they say it's the same recirculated air everywhere.
It's different. It's somehow.
Different. They've got to.
Like they've got different canisters.
Stink shield at the front yeah where it's you blocked off you
get better air They it's just it's it is I want to live the
highlight they're so bad, but you dude.
Can I? Can I do something horrible?
Can I? Can I mean it depends on how the
level? Can I, can we call it here?
Oh, it's been, I know it's been an hour 40, but it's 523 my and
I haven't actually seen my kids since I've gotten back.
I just kissed him on the forehead last night and they're,
I see them like their feet under the door over there and they're
like Daddy and Abby's like he's working right now.
I want to go see my kids, man. Dude haven't you seen Click or
step brothers or any of those movies?
The harder you work the more money you make and the better
and you belong in the back of the plane with that.
I love my kids ass mentality dude.
I'm sorry man, I want to go see him.
I didn't get through like anything that I had written.
So don't like we can shoot another episode.
We had to shoot another one anyways.
Yeah, like pretty soon we can do a follow up.
This one's been funny. We spent the entire time like
questioning whether or not Omeed has.
Like I hope if he sees it he gets that.
It's like, especially funny anything, no.
Omeed if you watch this we we do love it is like 100% from our
heart. But that bracelet saga was
insane. That's actually might be up
there for me with like the Steve's hat.
Like it's fucking microbial hat from that what?
Real people are capable of yeah, it's like really cool and like
human study way. Yeah.
People are willing to not. Only that, but my Internet
connection keeps dropping and I just didn't want to be in like
the middle of a thing and then it drops again.
I've I saw that on the way back there was something to do with
like multiple servers across the US are down.
So like a lot of services are down.
Check your e-mail. I guarantee you one of the
things you've signed up for, you'll get an e-mail about like,
oh, we're experiencing bad service right now.
Like Amazon was having an issue, Twitch was having an issue, like
a bunch of craps. It's.
The Chinese or something? Oh my God, it's.
Happening. Yeah.
Anyways, guys, thank you for watching.
I'm sorry we had to cut this one kind of short, but we're going
to do another one pretty soon. And then we have a special thing
we're going to do at the beginning of next month.
Yeah. Yeah.
So anyways, we'll see you on the next one.
Bye.