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Yeah, they told me I could be a 
guest on that one day. 

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They told me the same things. 
Yeah, they they said the same 

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thing to me. 
No shot, I don't think. 

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I was also told by another 
podcast that I'd get something 

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after 50 episodes I believe. 
Oh, ours. 

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I was promised a certain 
turtleneck and chain. 

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If I went out and bought 
something for you clothing 

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related, I feel like I would let
you down. 

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I don't want it honestly, I just
want to be able to bring it up 

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every once in a while all. 
Right, well then that will 

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definitely never happen that 
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You can. 
You can always have something to

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to bitch and moan about. 
That's really nice, man. 

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Thank you. 
It's actually really sweet to 

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you. 
How's everybody doing? 

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Back at it again with another 
Forehead Fables podcast, This 

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one fresh off the heels of going
to Twitchcon. 

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We're tired. 
We have been walking around like

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crazy. 
We've been shaking hands. 

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Mingling. 
Mingling. 

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Doing deals. 
Mingling. 

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Mostly. 
Social networking. 

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Yeah, lots of networking, lots 
of lying to get into places, 

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lots of groveling, lots of 
eating of worms and. 

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But it was all a success right 
across the board. 

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Lost every bit of social grace I
had in order to get into some of

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these places, but yeah. 
Your full tank of social grace 

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that you've built up. 
Yeah, it's every person that we 

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saw. 
They're like, if they were a 

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former guest, they're like, I 
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time. 
Moldo, dude, that is. 

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It was even before we went to 
Twitchcon. 

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We knew that our good friends, 
yeah, there's guys, there's 

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people in this industry that are
like colleagues, and then 

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there's people that are in this 
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that are actually like good 
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And a lot of the ones that are 
good friends, like Swift Poobs 

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editor Umid Jimmy, all like had 
told us privately. 

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Like the episode I did. 
I really didn't think it was 

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great. 
I like a redo. 

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Yeah, I believe Peanuts said 
that as well. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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And and then we met some people 
at Twitchcon, and then they also

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said, yeah, like everybody that 
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the show, they say that their 
episode they really regret doing

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and that they regret how it 
turned out. 

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No complaints about us as hosts 
though, so if you guys have any 

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tips for future guests that'd be
better comment down below. 

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We'll make a little list to send
future guests before they get on

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so they. 
Can well we we met Swagger souls

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and when he told us that I was 
like, you know, at some point 

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this has to reflect on our 
ability to host right like. 

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We need five more and I'll start
considering it. 

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If every guest goes, man that 
fucking sucked. 

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It has to be hard. 
To get a word in US, yeah. 

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They're just not very good at 
fighting to get a word in, I 

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guess. 
I think we're not good at 

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incorporating them into the 
episode. 

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We try to be better. 
We try to be better. 

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We've done themed thing, we've 
prepared questions, but we can't

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hold their hand through their 
replies. 

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You know they got to. 
Talking is their job too. 

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They they should be able to do 
it, you know. 

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Some of them talk even more than
us and it, you know. 

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Yeah, I and I don't feel like 
we're combative. 

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Like actually, you know, I got 
an e-mail about someone that's 

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saying I was very antagonistic 
towards Josie. 

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Was I antagonistic? 
Towards Josie? 

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I don't think so. 
I don't think so either. 

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I thought Josie was a great 
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like you, you were, you guys 
were just like lunging at her 

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like she was a cornered, like, 
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her or something. 
I'm like, what are you talking 

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about? 
I thought that was a very normal

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conversation. 
I thought she was great. 

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I could see us doing that to 
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you know, like people we know 
better. 

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But no, I think we're actually, 
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and ask a lot of really good 
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I think we did a really 
fantastic job, yeah. 

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Well, meeting some of those 
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probably have like swagger souls
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He was like, please give me a 
redo. 

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So I might, might have him. 
Really nice. 

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Yeah, he was actually incredibly
pleasant. 

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He was great. 
Almost a surprise. 

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You know, I wasn't, I wasn't 
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it it, it was actually 
incredibly, incredibly nice. 

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Yeah, he knew who I was or you 
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no, he. 
He asked if you were there. 

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He asked me if you were there 
before he even saw you. 

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That's crazy. 
And he was like that poob. 

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I love your content. 
And I'm like, Nah, Like what? 

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Like what? 
What specifically do you love? 

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Yeah, Part P Like you're not 
watching these videos. 

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I mean, yeah, I don't know. 
I just felt like a very nice lie

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to make those incredibly kind. 
If he's if he's lying then keep 

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doing it dude. 
Flattering. 

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To get you everywhere. 
It made me warm in the tummy. 

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OK, I liked, I liked every bit 
of those lies you were spinning.

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I went, I don't even have a 
fucking clue who you are bum, 

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but thank you. 
Guy with metal coif on his yeah.

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I don't know what are you some 
sort of night character? 

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That helmet, I'll say from CNN, 
real life seems tedious. 

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I. 
Looked heavy. 

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You know what, I, I talked to 
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ended up going to his Airbnb and
he took it off and he said, you 

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know, this is. 
You went privately to his 

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Airbnb. 
I wasn't there and he took it 

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all off and go on. 
He. 

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Completely disrobed. 
I'm going to. 

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Show you something not many 
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pants. 
OK. 

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And he worked his way up top and
he he was sitting there like in 

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a chair in the kitchen area and 
he had his hand on top of the 

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helmet that was resting on the 
table. 

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And he goes, this helmet was 
single handedly my best idea and

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my worst idea. 
And it is kind of my cross to 

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bear because you know how 
tedious it is bringing this like

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10 LB helmet into a fucking club
or into like all these parties, 

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all these events, everywhere I 
go I have to carry this stupid 

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fucking helmet and keep up with 
it. 

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You know, there was a moment at 
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the bathroom and then he, he was
so fucking drunk. 

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He was like, where's my helmet? 
And he quit. 

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He left it with some poor girl 
who couldn't have been fucking 

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90 lbs. 
She was in there holding on to 

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it. 
Every bit of her strength. 

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Oh, fuck, this thing's heavy. 
He just left her with it. 

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But yeah, he was he could tell 
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like, God, you guys have it so 
easy just being able to walk 

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around as yourselves, but at the
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instantly know who he is. 
There's no second guessing. 

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There's no like you see 
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periphery, you see someone 
looking at you going, is that 

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General Sam or there's a guy 
that came up to me and was like,

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you're tech tone and I'm like, 
I'm tech tone. 

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And I acted like I was tech tone
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And then after after I left, I 
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that's like insanely like racist
and mean. 

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And I was like. 
Don't. 

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That's why the guy was just 
listening to you and was like 

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Tech Town and then he saw you 
and was like, oh. 

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He heard what I was saying and 
just goes. 

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He did. 
His back was to me. 

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I saw him touch his ear and turn
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I love. 
Tech Town OK yeah, I'm glad 

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Swagger sold said that because I
asked him the night before. 

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I thought I offended him. 
I was like, can I just ask, 

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like, was this just a thing that
you did once and then it picked 

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up too much and now you regret 
it because you have to carry 

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this helmet? 
And he was like, I love that 

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helmet. 
It's a great helmet. 

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Like I think it's seems tedious 
you. 

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Know what I'm Yeah, I would have
given that up. 

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It's. 
Stupid. 

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I also thought for a second when
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oh, we're going to get him. 
Like we're going to see his 

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face. 
Like how's he going to? 

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Because he wears like a ski mask
underneath. 

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I'm like, I was waiting. 
I'm like, he's going to pull 

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that down. 
Do you see this little? 

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He's like a little tiny hole in 
it that he puts straws and. 

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Yeah, he cuts a hole in his 
balaclava and I think he like, 

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pulls his koif down. 
No, his koif goes like under his

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chin and then his balaclava, 
he's got a little hole and I 

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like reached up and felt it. 
It was completely saturated 

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where he had been like drinking 
through it and and like we were 

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sharing a joint and he kept like
putting the joint up to it and 

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like I was like, that's it has 
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I'm glad you don't have any like
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it would just make it worse 
going out all day with this 

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fucking balaclava up against 
your skin all day. 

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But it's pretty sad. 
When I saw it was like, how are 

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you going to drink that? 
And he stuck his tongue through 

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the little hole. 
And I thought it was really 

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funny. 
But I don't know, it's like you 

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dudes start to get curious. 
Yeah. 

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What does your mouth look like? 
It's weird not being able to see

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the mouth. 
I saw him completely unmasked. 

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Completely. 
Yeah. 

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And he looks like. 
Rocky, you went to the bathroom 

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and started drawing. 
Sketch, sketch. 

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Now we we shot a video together 
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I go, by the way, guys, I've 
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there. 
He looks like Rocky Dennis. 

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And I turn to him and I go, 
unless you want to prove 

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otherwise. 
And he's like fuck, like I 

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can't. 
What am I going to do? 

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He's got that helmet shaped head
under when he takes it off. 

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There's a reason why he chose 
the biggest helmet you could 

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possibly. 
Yeah, it comes off and he goes. 

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He comes off because his head is
perfectly. 

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Rocky Dennis Shaped Yes. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Or else he would have chosen 
like a salad or an armette or 

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something that's a more 
classical, more aesthetic 

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helmet, I think. 
But he chose the Templar helmet 

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because of his grotesque I'm 
sure. 

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He he probably at this point 
regrets not getting a helmet 

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that can open up, you know, like
he has to fully take it off. 

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Yeah. 
Before he takes his little sips 

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through the hole in his mask. 
It's just a lot of parts. 

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I don't know. 
There is a lot to it, guys. 

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I do want to say something. 
I'm kind of ashamed to say it 

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because it is once again a 
testament to how big my head is.

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There's a lot of like, I'll talk
about how big my head is and 

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then people e-mail me and go, 
Sam, your head's not that big. 

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There's no way. 
It just doesn't make sense. 

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I put on his helmet and it full 
ass flattened my nose against my

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upper lip in order. 
My head almost didn't fit. 

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And what I look at from the 
outside is a comically large 

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helmet. 
I'm like, oh, that thing's huge.

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There's probably all this room 
in there. 

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I go to put it on almost didn't 
fit like I I had to squish my 

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head into it. 
I remember at one point there 

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was a Speaking of nice liars, 
there was a guy that you were 

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telling like, yeah, look at my 
forehead. 

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That's why it's called forehead 
fables. 

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And he's like, dude, we have the
exact same forehead. 

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What are you talking about? 
And you did the you finger 

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tested. 
It I finger tested him, he had a

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2 head and then I put it under 
my forehead. 

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You made him like, admit like, 
say it, say I'm a monster. 

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I remember my 2 fingers went to 
his hairline and then I held it 

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to my head. 
I'm like, look at that dude. 

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There's no way. 
Actually, by the way, one of the

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funnier things that happened to 
me and it nobody else was there.

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So actually the one lady that 
was there was she's developer 

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for Hunt Showdown. 
She saw it happened and she had 

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to get my back because this guy 
was not believing me. 

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But at some point at that party,
Bizzle had me try on some 

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sunglasses and I think me taking
off my glasses and then putting 

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on the new ones and then putting
mine back on, like I messed with

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my face and my eyes started 
doing the weeping. 

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You know, I have like some sort 
of undiagnosed weeping disorder.

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My eyes started stinging so bad.
I was like, fuck. 

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So I go to the bathroom. 
There is the best bathroom 

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attendant of all time. 
He's got a full line up of 

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aftershave, colognes, perfumes. 
He's got fucking tampons. 

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He's got, he's got everything 
lined up, anything you would 

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possibly need. 
He had fingernail Clippers. 

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He had everything up there. 
And I was like, do you have any 

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eye drops? 
He's like, I have contact 

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solution and so I did the I was 
drunk enough I could manage to 

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do something. 
I've always been impressed with 

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you being able to do it where 
you just like squirt and open 

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your eyes and just stare. 
At the waterfall. 

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Great talents. 
Yeah, I can I. 

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Saw you do that and I was like 
that. 

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That's insane. 
I don't think I could ever do 

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that. 
Really bright near, sorry. 

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And and I did that, but and I 
like cleaned up and everything. 

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And as I went to go walk out, 
there was a guy waiting at the 

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the door of the bathroom. 
And he's like Sam. 

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And I'm like, yeah. 
He's like, it's so good to meet 

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you, dude. 
Are you OK? 

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And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm 
fine. 

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He's like, I saw you, like 
crying at the sink. 

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Are you? 
And I'm like, no, no, no. 

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I have like, I have like an eye,
an eye condition. 

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And he's like, he's like, no, 
dude, like. 

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It's not your. 
Fault is, is there something, do

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you need help? 
Is there something like you 

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need? 
Do you, do you want me? 

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I can go get you an Uber Like he
was. 

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He was like being very 
heartfelt, like who hurt you? 

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He's. 
Trying to be a hero. 

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Yeah, like, who the fuck hurt 
you? 

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And he gave me like, I was like,
no, man, that was cool. 

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And he gave me like a hug, like 
the it's not your fault hug, 

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like a deep hug. 
And and then when I pulled away,

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he looked at me. 
He's like, are you seriously OK?

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And I'm like, like, no, like I'm
really. 

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This is by the way, I would not 
expect one of my fans to do 

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this. 
I would expect them to go ha ha,

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the fucking freaks crying at the
bathroom kick me in the balls 

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while I'm trying to put contact 
solution in. 

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Yeah, that's what I would 
expect. 

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And no, he was very nice about 
it. 

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And then the hunt showdown lady 
had to say like, no, seriously, 

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like he like I followed him in 
here. 

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He's fine, but that sort. 
Of pissed me off. 

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Yeah, that was I. 
Mean it's like, no, you're sad. 

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No, no, I'm not. 
I'm actually in a great mood. 

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Yeah, but that was that was 
actually really sweet. 

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But no, all all the way around. 
I don't think I had a single bad

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experience. 
And everybody was, well, me and 

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poo. 
No, I was trying. 

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We screamed. 
No, I was trying. 

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I think if I had any like real. 
I feel like there was less 

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people over all this year, so I 
had less weird, yeah interact. 

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Like I didn't really have any 
weird interactions with anyone. 

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Yeah, I kind of feel bad for 
Twitch because this is supposed 

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to be their 10th year 
anniversary. 

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This is supposed to be their big
Twitch con hoopla and a bunch of

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streamers, a bunch of big 
streamers didn't even show up 

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because what they thought they 
were going to get, I thought 

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they were going to get kirked. 
Are you kidding me? 

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Do you understand the amount of 
that has to go into thinking 

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that you're going to get blasted
at Twitchcon like you're not 

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you're not him dude. 
Even if they shot 12 Twitch 

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streamers at Twitchcon, they're 
not going to put that flag half 

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mast. 
There's no way nor would I think

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anybody would even attempt to. 
But. 

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Yeah, I mean, but then there was
like that very publicized 

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incident where that girl 
streamer was like grabbed and 

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kissed or whatever. 
So I mean, I totally get it if 

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you're a woman streamer not 
wanting to go to an event just 

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filled with like super 
parasocial. 

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People like bad, though, because
what he he just read the room 

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wrong. 
He thought there was something 

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going on, you know, he thought 
he he saw on the big long line. 

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He's like, she's happy to see 
me. 

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She's yeah. 
Oh, I read, smiling. 

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I read the situation all wrong. 
Then why was I able to walk up 

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to her after paying $200? 
What? 

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That, but if you're a man. 
As a society, are we just trying

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to eradicate the the Pepe Le Pew
types? 

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Is that just supposed to be 
gone? 

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Dying breed. 
Dying breed. 

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That guy's trying to keep it 
alive, but. 

322
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Well, he didn't have that French
charm. 

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That was the problem, Yeah, if 
he was a. 

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Skunky French charm. 
He was just. 

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He was. 
Just a regular old fish, yeah. 

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And. 
That was definitely a hello 

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human resources moment. 
Like if Oh. 

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You're sweet. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

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Pepe Le Pew went up there and 
started at the hand, worked up 

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the arm. 
Oh yeah, like grabbing and 

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kissing her hand working as 
well. 

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Shoddy, yeah. 
Laying her back it would have 

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been a different story but but 
the backlash on it I I hate how 

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the backlash went towards 
Twitchcon when like as soon as 

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he did it the security came out 
of nowhere and like boom the. 

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Backlash is did you not see he 
just then was able to just walk 

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out? 
Like he just walked out and 

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left. 
Oh what they wanted to do. 

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Like they they wanted the 
security pick him up and crack 

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his back. 
Well, no. 

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What do you do in a security 
place if somebody's fucking like

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you? 
Call the cops? 

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Like you hold them till the cops
get like it's illegal to just go

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up to somebody and kiss him. 
Oh, OK. 

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Oh, hold on. 
Let me write that down. 

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Wait, wait. 
That's why they're upset, OK? 

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Like a little ticket or? 
Yeah. 

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Is this like a fine or OK so I 
understand that? 

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But anyway, yeah, I don't know. 
I, I mean, when we talked, I 

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talked to like Adrian Yab and 
then they're all saying like 

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every year that's just filled 
with really creepy guys being 

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super weird. 
And I was like, I didn't have 

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that experience at all. 
I don't know what the difference

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is, but I, I thought everyone 
was super nice and I was never 

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afraid. 
And then I found out one of our 

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friends, he was one of those 
guys Omid live. 

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Did you hear the line that he 
was planning on trying out at 

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the Extreme Elements party? 
No. 

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00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,480
He's workshopping lines. 
Maybe he wouldn't like if I said

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00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,040
this, but because they were 
actually pretty good. 

361
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,360
Yeah. 
But, you know, First off, don't 

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use a line. 
Just like talk, you know, just 

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starting to strike a 
conversation. 

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00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah. 
But one of the ones he had going

365
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was, hey, I'm a really big fan. 
And then for some reason in this

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00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,800
scenario, they always say, well,
what do you watch me on? 

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And then he goes from right 
across the bar. 

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Or if they or he says, Hey, I've
watched you for a really long 

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time, about 15 minutes from 
across the bar, both when he 

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told this to that group of 
women, they all went and they're

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00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,400
like, I wouldn't do that. 
And he's like, well, but could 

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it work? 
And they're like, ah man, I 

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just. 
Wouldn't they're like we're 

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already calling human resources?
Yeah, that is a complete hello 

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human resources move. 
Yeah. 

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00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,920
I was like, what about start 
with I like your outfit? 

377
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,040
He's like, I just. 
He said because he's been on the

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apps for a while. 
He loves a line. 

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00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:52,320
He loves using the lines. 
And then there was something 

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00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,840
that they were handing out drink
covers at every bar, and he 

381
00:19:54,840 --> 00:20:00,320
wanted to be like, make a joke 
about like, oh, oh, Dang it. 

382
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,480
I'm like. 
No, no, man like you. 

383
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,400
Act like those drink covers 
aren't even there. 

384
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,160
Don't even. 
Yeah. 

385
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,240
That's like a Dennis fucking 
Reynolds being like angry. 

386
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,680
I don't see the point. 
It's a waste of material. 

387
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,680
Those are bad for the 
environment, you know, you 

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should take that off of your 
dreams. 

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I'll. 
Go recycle it for you and give 

390
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it to me. 
Give it to me now. 

391
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,840
But so yeah, basically amid we 
shared a Airbnb and let's just 

392
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:36,440
say he had four chicks per night
going crazy on it and. 

393
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From all that Airbnb, dude, 
you're Airbnb. 

394
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Or a glass wall separator. 
They had like one big room that 

395
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:48,160
they had decided let's cut it up
into multiple smaller rooms and 

396
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their way of. 
Doing that. 

397
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,520
Instead of a wall, they were 
like, well, the wall. 

398
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The walls didn't go up to the 
ceiling in like studio fashion. 

399
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And then omedonized bedroom were
separated by sliding glass doors

400
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that had like a light frost to 
them. 

401
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,240
So we could just see each other 
like in our bedrooms. 

402
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,880
Yeah, like Austin, we do Austin 
Power bits where it looked like,

403
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,160
you know, it's changing, but. 
Yeah, hold on. 

404
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:21,960
Let me pull down my pants and 
then yeah, have your full arm 

405
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,040
dangling there. 
Yeah, no, I actually forgot 

406
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:29,800
about like you do start to 
forget the walls there, so. 

407
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,920
Spreading after hijacking, Yeah.
After he hears that I made fun 

408
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,920
of his lines, he might be 
telling people that he saw my 

409
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,720
little thimble or something over
there, my little thingy. 

410
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:47,840
But yeah, it was a, it was a, it
was a quiet Airbnb because our 

411
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,880
compatriot, ex Phil Camper, 
slept through his flight and 

412
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,440
kind of just ruined the dynamic 
that we've had going for four 

413
00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:02,840
Twitch cons and just set us off 
to a bad start. 

414
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,160
And Devin, if you're out there 
somewhere, you were missed. 

415
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,360
Yeah, well, I'm not going to 
lie, Devin. 

416
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:13,600
The the sentiment at first was 
was kind of like, oh, this 

417
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,640
sucks, Devin's not here. 
And then I think it kind of grew

418
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,040
to be almost like animosity 
towards you for. 

419
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,920
Like, Oh yeah. 
Yeah, 'cause we saw you were 

420
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,400
streaming while you were 
supposed to be on a flight over.

421
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,360
You made no attempt to do to 
come. 

422
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,560
Yeah, 'cause remember, same with
the first switch on, I missed my

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00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:34,440
flight and then I stayed at the 
airport and got the next flight 

424
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,200
that I could muster because he 
didn't even go to the end port 

425
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,840
is important. 
You know, he didn't even go to 

426
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,680
the airport. 
OK guys, listen to the kind of 

427
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,360
freak this guy is. 
Early flight. 

428
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:51,080
He set one alarm. 
I said, is that unusual? 

429
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,800
Why would you do 1? 
He does one alarm for 

430
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,040
everything. 
One alarm. 

431
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:02,600
I mean, I probably have 1000 
different times in my alarm app 

432
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,280
because you know, I need every 
two minutes. 

433
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,480
It's just so I don't want to. 
I I. 

434
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,200
Don't want him to ruin another 
day. 

435
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,520
Yeah, I. 
Don't want to air him out too 

436
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,360
much. 
Supposed to be there. 

437
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,040
We could just go on like an hour
long spiel about how much he let

438
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,640
us down and how disappointed we 
we. 

439
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:27,400
Had a quiet and cold Airbnb and 
the whole weekend I just telling

440
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,520
me like, what would Devin do 
right now? 

441
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,760
You know, what would he be 
doing? 

442
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,200
And most of the time the answer 
was nothing, but it helped the 

443
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,320
the coping process. 
We'd do Devon impressions or 

444
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,880
it's just kind of like he does a
lot of eyes. 

445
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,240
So, you know, yeah, he does. 
A lot of the time he like, he 

446
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,280
has his hat so low and then 
he'll like pop, he'll like lift 

447
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,200
up the brim a little bit and 
you'll see his eyes. 

448
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Yeah, I love when he does that 
and I missed it. 

449
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,600
Yeah. 
He. 

450
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,360
Was a remarkably like 
stabilizing presence. 

451
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,600
He's he's kind of like the the 
Rock. 

452
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,000
He's he's, he is steady. 
Yeah, he's steady and he's 

453
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,520
stoic. 
I think what makes me so mad is 

454
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:14,120
that he literally has no sense 
of FOMO and so like he missed 

455
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,040
his flight and he's just like 
who fucking cares I'll get him 

456
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,480
next time or whatever. 
Yeah, I'll see you in a year. 

457
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,440
Yeah, OK. 
Yeah, same with Zechum. 

458
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,800
Live was supposed to be there 
but he was too busy. 

459
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,840
But then I see him streaming Arc
Raiders every day, Yeah, and it 

460
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,560
just seemed like it was not 
frustrated. 

461
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,000
It seemed like it was. 
Maybe they had planned it all 

462
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,520
along not to come. 
Zeechom had a great excuse 

463
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,240
though. 
He was like, he's prepping for 

464
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,640
something, he's doing something 
big. 

465
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,040
OK, so it was Twitchcon to him 
was small shrimp compared to 

466
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,240
what he's working on. 
Have you seen? 

467
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,840
Your friends, his small shrimp. 
He's got, he's got big things in

468
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,280
the works, dude, You know how 
that guy is. 

469
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,920
He's always toiling and 
soldering and arc welding and 

470
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,640
doing whatever the hell he's 
doing to make those crazy gizmos

471
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,440
and gadgets to torture a maid 
with. 

472
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,440
And that's what he was he was 
working on. 

473
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,240
Well, one day he's going to have
like a clique level realization 

474
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,040
where he's a God. 
I wish I could turn back and 

475
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,000
work less and hang out with my 
friends and family more. 

476
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Yeah. 
Has he never watched, like, any,

477
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,480
like, movie? 
Any movie ever with like, a 

478
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,600
regret? 
Yeah. 

479
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,600
The dad is like, oh, I shouldn't
have focused on my career so 

480
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,840
much. 
I miss my kids growing up. 

481
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,720
Well, where are your kids? 
17 again. 

482
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:45,680
Click Yeah Others other elf, the
yeah, kinda the dad. 

483
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,000
Yeah, kinda. 
Yeah, yeah. 

484
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,600
I was thinking with yeah, yeah, 
no, you're right. 

485
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,080
Yeah, he was missing. 
The focal, but yeah, it's 

486
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,640
definitely a huge theme in the 
movie. 

487
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,840
Yeah, and. 
Step brothers. 

488
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,520
I think the dad at some point is
just like. 

489
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,280
It's the same actor. 
So yeah, it's like you're just 

490
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:10,160
same same 2 actors and 
Anchorman, right? 

491
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,400
Nah, they don't have kids in 
that one, but it was, you know, 

492
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,600
I think at some point he's, he 
might be like, man, I, I really 

493
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,000
wish I had gone. 
But at the same time, I, I don't

494
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,600
know if this is spoiling or 
anything, and I don't know if 

495
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,960
I'm supposed to say this, but he
was missing Twitchcon because 

496
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,520
he's having, he's preparing for 
a subathon that they're going to

497
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:39,960
do and he has a contractor 
coming out to completely 

498
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,000
soundproof the basement and 
then. 

499
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,160
Scream proof. 
And, and I'm like, I mean, this 

500
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,280
doesn't concern you at all that 
he's, he's coming up with all 

501
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,560
these gizmos and gadgets to 
torture you and they require 

502
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,800
complete and utter 
soundproofing. 

503
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,200
If you're a contractor, when 
when you get hired to soundproof

504
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,760
someone's basement, do you go 
like? 

505
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,960
You should have to do a 
background check I. 

506
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,720
Feel like they should be like, 
am I, am I doing this for like 

507
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,000
an Ed Gein type? 
Am I? 

508
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,680
I'd be concerned if I was Omid, 
I'd be thinking like he's going 

509
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,160
to kill me or something. 
He's going to, he's going to 

510
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,680
have some sort of electric chair
down there with like wires. 

511
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,400
He can't kill him. 
He needs him. 

512
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,920
That's true. 
Needs him to be on camera when 

513
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,720
he's tired. 
Yeah. 

514
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,160
Sleepy and weak. 
They should get one of those 

515
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,880
chairs that hold your eyes open 
like Clockwork Orange style. 

516
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,280
Yeah. 
And now I'm too dark and it's 

517
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,160
too bright and it's too dark. 
Have you ever heard of auto 

518
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,600
exposure? 
Dude put that thing on 

519
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,360
automatic. 
This lens doesn't do it or 

520
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,680
something. 
Or I got to put on my other 

521
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,840
lens. 
Sorry, I don't have autofocus. 

522
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:44,880
I don't have nothing. 
You don't. 

523
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,880
Have Jesus Christ, you're 
working with antiquated tech. 

524
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:53,240
I know what are we talking 
about, Z chum Stupid, Devin's 

525
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,480
stupid and. 
They're flaky. 

526
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,680
They're flaky. 
Assholes. 

527
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,360
And Aqua didn't show up. 
Char Lord didn't show up. 

528
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,720
We'll hear their response in the
next episode of Gaslighters, 

529
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,480
whenever that comes out, I'm 
sure. 

530
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,800
They'll have their reply, yeah. 
Yeah, they told me I could be a 

531
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,800
guest on that one day. 
They they. 

532
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,240
Told me this. 
The episodes, yeah, they they 

533
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,440
said the same thing to me. 
No shot, I don't think. 

534
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,760
I was also told by another 
podcast that I'd get something 

535
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,640
after 50 episodes I believe but.
Oh, ours. 

536
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,960
I was promised a certain 
turtleneck and chain, and then I

537
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,600
was turned to I've. 
Said this. 

538
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,960
I've said this too. 
I feel like you're a lot more. 

539
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,160
You're a trendier guy than me. 
If I went out and bought 

540
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,480
something for you clothing 
related, I feel like I would let

541
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,280
you down. 
I don't want it honestly, I just

542
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,360
want to be able to bring it up 
every once in a while. 

543
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,560
Oh, OK. 
You like having the sad about 

544
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,040
it? 
Yeah, OK, All right. 

545
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Well, then it definitely never 
happened that way. 

546
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,800
You can. 
You can always have something to

547
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,600
to bitch and moan about. 
That's really nice, man. 

548
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,480
Thank you. 
It's actually really sweet to 

549
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:06,760
you. 
It's. 

550
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,640
Better than ever you. 
Promise never. 

551
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,360
Yeah. 
Thank you so much. 

552
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,720
Yeah. 
Let's see what else happened 

553
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,840
there. 
There was, like a bunch of 

554
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,120
fucking people. 
It was. 

555
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,160
And it was loud. 
Yeah. 

556
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,360
And. 
I do oh, wait, before we even 

557
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,280
get any further, I've, I've told
this guy, this guy emailed in 

558
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:30,960
something. 
Oh yeah. 

559
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,760
And he said like, hey, show this
on the podcast. 

560
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,080
I was, I was like, I will 100%. 
And then I forgot to for two 

561
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,680
episodes. 
He's been emailing me going 

562
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,160
like, Sam, like it's not there. 
You haven't shown it yet. 

563
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:50,360
Check this out, guys. 
Wow, A Forehead Fables podcast 

564
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:58,920
tattoo on this guy's arm. 
It looks pretty good. 

565
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Showing it to you. 
Yeah. 

566
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,000
I like, I'm like, yeah, I like. 
Yeah, yeah, it's great. 

567
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,280
He's smiling. 
Yeah, it turned out pretty good.

568
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,040
It that I, well, I hope that 
aged as well. 

569
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,480
I know, I hope so too. 
It's after some of the shit we 

570
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,600
got up to this weekend. 
Yeah. 

571
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,000
There was some bad stuff about 
us, but you remember, we're good

572
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,160
guys. 
Yeah, there's AI have one other 

573
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,680
guy that got my face tattooed on
his arm and I was like, that is 

574
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,000
incredible Dude, awesome, 
awesome job. 

575
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,400
And then he ended up I think I 
like I didn't answer like an 

576
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,040
e-mail or something one time and
he like emailed me back. 

577
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,920
He's like, you don't even 
fucking care. 

578
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,120
You don't even fucking like I 
was like, I am so like I'm 

579
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,880
sorry. 
I like, I, I feel like he went 

580
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,720
home and just flayed himself, 
like got rid of it, you know, 

581
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,960
like cut it off of. 
Him. 

582
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,440
You didn't ask him to do it. 
I'm sorry, dude, I, yeah, I, I 

583
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,760
get a lot of emails. 
I'm so sorry. 

584
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,640
But hopefully this guy sees this
and keeps it forever and always,

585
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,240
'cause you're right here in our 
hearts now that's that's a huge 

586
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,600
step to. 
You're a walking billboard for 

587
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,240
us and I love that. 
Watch our Watch the podcast 

588
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,240
dissolve next month. 
Yeah, huge. 

589
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:21,680
Name change? 
Awkward. 

590
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,640
Time to announce. 
Yeah, switching shit up a little

591
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,680
bit. 
By the way, we do this isn't 

592
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:34,080
like exactly related to 
Twitchcon, but we did think, 

593
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,680
hey, maybe we should update the 
branding because the stupid like

594
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,960
profile picture was the same 
just picture of my long head and

595
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,360
everything. 
And you've been on here as like 

596
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,880
a Co host. 
So it's like we need to make it 

597
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:52,000
more of a it's mine in your 
podcast as the profile picture. 

598
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:57,600
And so I got Lisa to take, you 
know, Brian's like, which I 

599
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,560
think this one's great. 
I think it might be one of my 

600
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,480
favorite. 
That's scariest one for sure, 

601
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,280
and it's the best interpretation
of it's the best caricature. 

602
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,840
It's one incredibly. 
Shark like. 

603
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,440
And that's how Brian is like 
when Brian like, yeah, looks 

604
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,640
like me is grotesque. 
I do have like the the penis 

605
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,600
veins on my forehead, boobs. 
That does get boobs kind of 

606
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,920
general vibe. 
You know, that's just someone 

607
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,760
you would want to hang out with.
But that what when Brian looks 

608
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,200
you in the eye, That's the 
fucking feeling you get in your 

609
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,920
gut when he locks eyes with you.
I forgot how just scary that one

610
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,720
looks. 
Yeah, but we had her, you know, 

611
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,120
now that Brian died in that 
podcasting accident. 

612
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,640
Out of respect for his death. 
We pulled him out and it's just 

613
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,480
mine and boobs. 
And I was like, you know what? 

614
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,160
If you do like a, a thing, like 
a body horror thing, like we're 

615
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,600
kind of like grafted together 
and there's tendrils of flesh 

616
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,000
that go in between US and 
everything and it's sickly, 

617
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,480
gross looking. 
And she did it, it looks 

618
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,880
incredible and made made it the 
profile picture and everything 

619
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,880
and did the rebrand on the on 
the channel. 

620
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,800
I think it looks awesome. 
Immediately, someone went to 

621
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Twitter and called out the 
similarities between that 

622
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:23,240
profile picture and a rival 
podcast called the Creep Cast. 

623
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,160
That might be 12, 14 times as 
large as ours. 

624
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,360
Like a much bigger podcast. 
But they're. 

625
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,520
But in terms of rivalries, 
they're actually below us. 

626
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,600
Yeah. 
Well, you look at it through 

627
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,040
this lens, they're. 
Worse. 

628
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,120
Yeah. 
And apparently they've had like 

629
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:47,320
AT shirt or something that had 
that same aesthetic of Meat 

630
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,600
Canyon and Windegoon kind of 
like like a body horror thing 

631
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,680
between them and and the guy. 
the IT was the way the guy 

632
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,880
tweeted it. 
He was like, anybody else notice

633
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,520
anything? 
Just me and. 

634
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,760
Like, can I borrow your 
homework? 

635
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,880
Yeah, but make sure I change it 
up a little. 

636
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,159
Yeah. 
It was like they're they're 

637
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:11,080
being pulled apart, I think, and
we were melting together. 

638
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,719
It's like actually thematically 
very different. 

639
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,960
Very different. 
It did kind of give me a little 

640
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:23,960
bit of what's the word for it? 
Shame because it's not like it's

641
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,199
not a podcast that I, I don't 
know or anything. 

642
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,960
Literally the guy Wendy Goon's 
been on the podcast multiple 

643
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:36,840
times He's and I'm a fan of his 
like I'm a fan of Meat Canyon 

644
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,199
too. 
Like big time. 

645
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:42,600
How did I not see it? 
But then I started looking into 

646
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,600
it more and it's not even like 
their logo. 

647
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,679
It's just a shirt that they had 
a couple years ago. 

648
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:52,120
So I didn't feel so. 
Bad and then Wendy Goon in a 

649
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,800
subtle call to arms dog whistle.
I don't know if you picked up on

650
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,080
that but he was like they're 
actually super different you 

651
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,400
know they're different enough 
and let's all just get along and

652
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:10,760
I think you guys should keep it 
OK anything else you want us to 

653
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,160
do for you? 
You know anything else that. 

654
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,800
You thinks that we can have it 
now that you let us, yeah. 

655
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,920
All right, OK. 
Yeah. 

656
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,000
So now we now we want to change 
it. 

657
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,960
Yeah, but no, we're going. 
To be more like theirs. 

658
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah, yeah. 
What is their logo for that we 

659
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,280
should just do? 
Their logo, yeah, I think it's, 

660
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,080
I think it's just the words 
Creepcast and like a cool like 

661
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,720
Ghostbusters font or something 
like that. 

662
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,080
But it is, yeah. 
I like that font. 

663
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,680
It is. 
It's cool yeah, we should hire 

664
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,640
meet King in to do all of our 
art for our podcast and then 

665
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,720
just. 
Thumbnails. 

666
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,920
Yeah, thumbnails. 
And everything just be and be 

667
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,800
like, yeah, just make it like, 
you know. 

668
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,360
And then just keep having 
Windagoon on as a guest every 

669
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,840
week. 
Please come back real quick, 

670
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,080
it'll get real. 
Or we could just have them on 

671
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,040
once for like 2 hours and 
upload, you know, a shit ton of 

672
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,840
10 minute videos. 
That could work. 120 of them or 

673
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,800
something. 
Yeah, we should try to get Meat 

674
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,160
Canyon on and then maybe he. 
Haven't we tried before I? 

675
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,880
Don't think I've messaged him. 
I need to message him. 

676
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,120
I think he follows me on 
Twitter. 

677
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,840
I should be able to just DM him 
and be like, hey, can you come 

678
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,880
on? 
But I think when you're on 

679
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,800
podcast like you have your own, 
the last thing you want to do is

680
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,840
another podcast for somebody 
else. 

681
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,880
You know I. 
Don't know it's me. 

682
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,640
It is fun to come, it is fun to 
go on to other people's and just

683
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,400
kind of like leave a stink on 
their podcast and then walk 

684
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,640
away. 
I want to go on Conan's, but I'm

685
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,240
just like, nobody's reached out 
from his team. 

686
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,520
Yeah. 
Have you been very forward with 

687
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,320
your e-mail? 
Maybe you need to preemptively 

688
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,800
e-mail and be like my e-mail 
must have been lost, must be 

689
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:09,120
hard to find my. 
E-mail must be poop related. 

690
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,240
Poop the noob that's got a good 
ring to it. 

691
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,080
Yeah, but I I see what you mean.
Like especially if you're in a 

692
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:22,520
successful podcast and then. 
Want to come on to ours which is

693
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:29,080
less less than. 
And it's like, then if they're 

694
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,760
like, hey, I want to catch up a 
little bit, you know, let's see 

695
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,640
if I like it. 
And they click on this episode 

696
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,120
and it starts with us being 
like, every guest fucking hates 

697
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,880
coming on here. 
They always regret it. 

698
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,480
And then they're like, I don't 
know so much. 

699
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,600
They could be the one that, you 
know, bucks the trend though. 

700
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,040
They could come on here and love
it. 

701
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,520
Really shake things up. 
Yeah. 

702
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960
That would be awesome if 
somebody came on and when we 

703
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,040
when we're like, all right, 
guys, thanks for a good episode.

704
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,800
And then we talked to him for a 
couple minutes. 

705
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,920
They were like, I had a great 
time. 

706
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,160
That would be a, that would be a
novel experience. 

707
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,600
That'd be something that I don't
think I've ever had. 

708
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,760
That time I just had. 
I wish I could do it again and 

709
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,400
again and again. 
You know what, I think the two 

710
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,800
guests I can think of that were 
like that were Wendigoon and 

711
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,720
Freddie. 
He's got a very good attitude. 

712
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:24,720
Yeah, yeah, Freddie Wong as well
was like, I had a blast, but I 

713
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,120
feel like he could just be in 
front of a camera by himself and

714
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,320
and do a podcast. 
He's got that. 

715
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,680
He could have those magnetic 
personalities. 

716
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,400
But let's see. 
Hold on. 

717
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,680
Let me let me see here. 
I I do have a couple grievances 

718
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:46,240
I want to air. 
One was went to the convention 

719
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:51,840
on Friday. 
Went I was dying of thirst and I

720
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,920
went to I looked around in the 
Convention Center and I see a 

721
00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:01,760
giant booth, gamer Subs booth. 
And I go, I work with them and I

722
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,840
go, I go up to it and I try to 
go behind the counter and this 

723
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,840
guy's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 
And I'm like, oh, I actually 

724
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,320
work with you guys. 
I'm one of your things. 

725
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,960
He's like, I don't know who you 
are. 

726
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,920
What? 
OK, I get it. 

727
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,920
You know, I haven't done as many
ads as I should have, and I'm 

728
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,560
not scheduled to be here for, 
like a meet and greet or 

729
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,520
whatever. 
But I just go, OK, well, that's 

730
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,760
fine. 
I don't need to get back there. 

731
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,960
Can I have a bottle of water? 
And he goes, yeah, we don't have

732
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,200
any water here. 
And I'm like, don't fucking lie 

733
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,400
to me. 
The product is like 95% water. 

734
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,080
Like you, you get powder and you
mix it with water. 

735
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,000
That's what you do. 
I actually sell this stuff for 

736
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,240
you. 
I know how it works. 

737
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,600
I've gotten all the internal 
memos. 

738
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840
I'm pretty sure water is a huge 
part of the deal. 

739
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,440
And and he was like, really? 
No, we don't do water, so you 

740
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,920
can't have any. 
And I, I actually look over 

741
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,880
there's like they have like a 
juice thing where you can go get

742
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:09,520
samples of gamer Subs. 
I'm like, I know you're mixing. 

743
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,440
What are you mixing? 
Yeah. 

744
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,600
Yeah. 
How are you making that? 

745
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,400
How? 
Are you making it? 

746
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,600
He was not giving me a bottle of
water. 

747
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:20,040
So then I scan the Convention 
Center again and I see AG fuel 

748
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,760
booth and I walk up to it and I 
go, hey dude, I don't work with 

749
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,400
you at all but and I've never 
even had your product before. 

750
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,000
Can I have a bottle of water? 
I'm fucking dying. 

751
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,120
You're my enemy. 
Yeah, you're technically like 

752
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,840
the competitor. 
Can I have a bottle of water? 

753
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,400
And he goes, you didn't get it 
from me, boss. 

754
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,040
And he just hands me a bottle of
water. 

755
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,120
He's like, you know, all of our 
stuff is mixed with water. 

756
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,720
Of course I have bottles of 
water. 

757
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,600
We have thousands. 
Yeah. 

758
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,720
So now maybe I might be AG fuel 
guy, I don't know. 

759
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,640
I don't know if the if the the 
numbers are right, if they give 

760
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,440
them to me, you know that might 
be AG fuel guy from here on out.

761
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,920
Watergate situation going on. 
You you denied water to the 

762
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:03,480
wrong guy and the right people 
gave me water in my time of 

763
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,240
need. 
OK, that's all I'm saying. 

764
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,200
But. 
It just shows you how they treat

765
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,480
their creators too. 
Yeah, it does. 

766
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,440
Yeah, but. 
They probably I mean, I totally 

767
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,240
get why he was like don't come 
behind this booth because he 

768
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:22,040
didn't know you were, but then 
no water. 

769
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,400
No water, come on. 
And like I knew people back 

770
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,360
there. 
Like I could see, I could see, 

771
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,040
like Batty was there. 
The Swagger Souls was there. 

772
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,920
Like there's a bunch of people I
knew were back there and they 

773
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,280
wouldn't let me back. 
So I, I guess I'm just kind of 

774
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,480
a. 
Fucker Andy, Yeah. 

775
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,640
I guess I'm kind of a fucking. 
Worm and we'll give you some 

776
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,800
water. 
Yeah, that kind of, it hurt my 

777
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,600
feelings a little bit and I kind
of walked away and I and I said,

778
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,120
Oh my, my weeping thing is, is 
flaring up again. 

779
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,840
Must have taken my glasses off 
too quickly. 

780
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,760
Well, excuse me, I seem to have 
found some water underneath my 

781
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:11,160
eyes. 
Yeah, but yeah, they kind of 

782
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,600
they kind of fucked with the 
wrong guy there. 

783
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,320
OK, You denied water to the 
wrong man. 

784
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,200
And I was angry. 
And then afterwards, I knew that

785
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,440
there was nobody that would give
me water. 

786
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,280
G fuel guy wasn't going to give 
me any. 

787
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,720
So then I had to go buy some 
from the it's like the most 

788
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,680
expensive bottle of water I've 
ever gotten in my life from the 

789
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,440
the little commissary or 
whatever you call it, like the 

790
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,760
little restaurant. 
To go up to the partner lounge 

791
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,400
where they have. 
No water. 

792
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,640
Once again they had like they 
had little water coolers with 

793
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,840
what maybe the smallest water. 
Cooler ever? 

794
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,160
Yeah, I wouldn't even think 
about that, but they were very 

795
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,760
tiny. 
It was like pretty cute. 

796
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,200
It was like an office water 
cooler and then, you know, like 

797
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:55,160
the big jug that you put on top.
Usually they're, I don't know 

798
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,440
what like 30 gallons or. 
Something usually. 

799
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,480
They're big as fuck. 
This thing was a gallon maybe, 

800
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,120
and they were all tapped, tapped
dry. 

801
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,720
Not even cold, by the way, they 
don't. 

802
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,280
Treat their partners right. 
Yeah. 

803
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,000
And, and then on top of that, we
learned that there's an there's 

804
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,080
an extra layer of like partner 
lounge. 

805
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:23,120
There's a premium partner purple
lounge or something where the 

806
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,800
elites go and they probably have
bottles. 

807
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,160
Yeah, and they probably have 
hors d'oeuvres. 

808
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,640
No snacks in our partner lounge.
Nothing they did this year give 

809
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,240
us a a bracelet making Boo. 
They had snacks because I was up

810
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,560
there looking for something to 
eat. 

811
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,000
And one of the guys was like, 
yeah, here's the snack table. 

812
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,520
It was a buffet thing that had a
bowl of olives and, and, and 

813
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,680
then there was like something 
else that I just looked at and 

814
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,880
there was like flies on it. 
I'm like, you know, dude, it was

815
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,920
like a, it was like a bunch of 
like cottage cheese or something

816
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,720
mixed with something. 
I'm like who the fuck did you 

817
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,360
make this for? 
Is this a joke? 

818
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,800
Olives and fucking cottage 
cheese or something? 

819
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,320
This is an insane thing to give 
me after I've been walking 

820
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,200
around trying to make me barf. 
Do you know who I am? 

821
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,120
I I should be in that premium 
lounge? 

822
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,320
And they they got to meet Gavin 
Newsom in that premium lounge. 

823
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,520
I could I could have had a a 
excellent follow up to my Kyle 

824
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,280
Rittenhouse post on Twitter, 
but. 

825
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,880
Yeah, you could have gone both 
sides of the aisle and then, so,

826
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,320
you know, it's in the partner 
lounge. 

827
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,600
Nothing. 
Yeah, I won. 

828
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,360
I I have a grievance now. 
Then you can list the rest of 

829
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,200
yours. 
The bracelet making station nice

830
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:46,320
nice gesture. 
I guess you know and I made one 

831
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,240
in four or five minutes. 
It was a it was a key chain 

832
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:56,720
charm, so it wasn't as big. 
I watched O Mead live work on a 

833
00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:01,160
bracelet for I shit you guys not
two hours. 

834
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:07,440
Sun was fully up when he started
down when he ended and the 

835
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:12,200
people working the thing, they, 
they had three shift changes and

836
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,800
they'd come and be like, oh, 
he's sweet, who's are you making

837
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,440
that for your mommy? 
And Ameda would be like, oh, I'm

838
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,040
just like working on it. 
He dropped, he dropped it 

839
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,600
probably 8 times, spilled the 
beads everywhere. 

840
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,960
I was starting to get like 
seriously pissed off. 

841
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,480
By the way, the time this is not
like hyperbole, like he's not 

842
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:37,760
making up the two hour like it 
was it was I left and I got a 

843
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,240
text that like Mead's making a 
bracelet and then I was like, 

844
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:43,160
hey, what are you guys up to? 
After I went home, showered, 

845
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,360
changed, was relaxing, got a 
text from poop. 

846
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,800
Oh, Mead's still making a 
bracelet it. 

847
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,760
Was probably more realistically 
like an hour 50 but we're going 

848
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,360
to round up. 
And it was when completed. 

849
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,640
The ugliest bracelet I've ever 
seen in my life where at one 

850
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:07,760
point he tried to to dangle an 
element off and then he was like

851
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,000
he was it's like why is he 
reinventing the bead bracelet? 

852
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,640
He got two key chain clasps and 
was like instead of tying it, 

853
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,160
I'm going to do 2 of these. 
Honestly, it was like kind of a 

854
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,320
neat idea I guess. 
So bulky. 

855
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,640
It looked like it didn't look 
like a brace. 

856
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,240
I don't even know how to 
describe it. 

857
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,680
It had a part that how do you 
saw it? 

858
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:39,000
Like it looped into the same. 
Guys, I've if you conjure up in 

859
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,600
your mind the idea of a 
bracelet, right? 

860
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,000
It's. 
Very simple. 

861
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:49,040
It's a circle with vehicle. 
Somehow OMID had two sets of 

862
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,040
clasps where this thing not only
clasped to itself but then had a

863
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:59,920
second security clasp that then 
so if the first one broke it had

864
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,800
a follow up. 
I was like that's ingenious. 

865
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,840
This thing will never come off 
right. 

866
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:08,600
It's this is you know, you've, 
you've gone a full step above 

867
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,520
you have like a harness of beads
on your hand. 

868
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,480
Nobody could ever take this this
bracelet off of you. 

869
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,160
It's probably never going to go 
anywhere. 

870
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,840
And then what happens? 
And then we walk to our event 

871
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,800
and he looks down. 
It's like, oh shit, I lost it. 

872
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,880
Yeah, we're at a bar and he just
holds up his hand. 

873
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,920
He's like, where did my bracelet
go? 

874
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:37,200
Not only did the first class 
break, but the second somehow 

875
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,840
also broke. 
Gone. 

876
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,200
You're wondering why I bickered 
with Amid so much. 

877
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,920
I think that might have been the
turning point when I stood by 

878
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,920
his side for two hours as he 
made it. 

879
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,120
I didn't. 
I didn't even rush him. 

880
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,720
I just watched and was like holy
shit, no chairs or nothing. 

881
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,360
I just stood there for two 
hours. 

882
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,800
Then 15 minutes later he's like,
oop, it's gone. 

883
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:04,800
Like he didn't. 
Even make it one night it was. 

884
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,040
It was just there for fucking. 
Didn't even seem that upset 

885
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,440
either. 
He was just like, oh shit, like 

886
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,760
you should be crying. 
I want to cry. 

887
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,320
It was, it made it like 4 hours 
and then it was fucking gone. 

888
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,080
That's insane. 
You know, somebody picked it up 

889
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:26,240
and was like, by the way, it's 
not me. 

890
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,880
It's even wearing it a four 
year. 

891
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,680
Old girl made this one. 
A four year old made this one 

892
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,360
for me on my birthday two months
ago. 

893
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,800
Three months ago. 
It's made out of elastic. 

894
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,400
It's still working. 
How many clasps? 

895
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,200
Zero. 
She fucking tied it in a knot 

896
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,360
and that's it. 
And it's still, it's still here 

897
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,800
that's embarrassed. 
At one point, he tried. 

898
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,960
He was watching tip talks on 
bracelet making because. 

899
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,920
Trying to figure. 
Out there was like a needle and 

900
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,760
it's trying to get the string 
through a charm that had like 

901
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,280
the smallest hole ever on it. 
And he's like, I think the 

902
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,960
needle you smell he at one point
because he watched the TikTok. 

903
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,080
Trying to figure out a circle. 
He said tie it onto my wrist 

904
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,520
before I put any beads on it. 
Then there's a way to get the 

905
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,000
beads on it. 
I tied it around his wrist and 

906
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,360
he watched videos like I don't 
get it and cut it off. 

907
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,560
Tried to get. 
I mean he went through 8 

908
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,680
strings. 
I don't I didn't like, I don't 

909
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,320
get a circle told. 
Him when he when he tied it to 

910
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,000
him first and was like, now I 
get the beads on. 

911
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,760
I was just like how like how 
does that even like what are you

912
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,520
fucking talking about? 
That doesn't make any that's. 

913
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,360
Impossible. 
Now I know why Zito has to do 

914
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,200
all this work that he's probably
putting padded walls in his 

915
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,200
basement. 
I'm gonna have this mentally 

916
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,080
deranged guy in my basement. 
Covers for his outlets. 

917
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,640
Padded corners on the tables, 
yeah. 

918
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,840
Yeah, a lot of pool noodles 
being cut in half, put on 

919
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,160
things. 
Yeah. 

920
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,800
I mean, it was just, it blew my 
mind. 

921
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,000
Like the employees would were 
like, I think they were starting

922
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,240
to be like, holy shit, guys. 
Like seriously, wrap it up. 

923
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:21,040
Because so many, we met so many 
people that came and went. 

924
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,400
They'd come in, make a bracelet,
leave like a normal fucking 

925
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,560
person. 
Yeah. 

926
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,280
Hey, buddy, are your parents 
here? 

927
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,720
And like one of the one of the 
guys was super nice tailor. 

928
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,880
He was a super nice dude. 
I could see by the end of it 

929
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:45,720
even he was like, I got nothing.
Like he tried helping amid, he 

930
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,080
tried helping him for 30 minutes
make a bracelet. 

931
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,320
And I'm, I mean, he, that guy at
first was like, yeah, look at 

932
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,800
your buddy like he's he's ready 
to go or whatever. 

933
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,920
And then an hour later he's 
like, holy shit, man, I'm sorry,

934
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,720
I'm sorry. 
You have to watch this guy 

935
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,560
fucking do it. 
It's such AI mean and I'm 

936
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,480
getting more angry the more I 
talk about because it really is 

937
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,760
one of these simplest crafts. 
Yeah. 

938
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:19,520
It is ace. 
One string with about 20 beads 

939
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:25,600
and then you tie a knot and it 
took that long and then he lost 

940
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,360
it. 
If he had it forever, sure. 

941
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,440
If he had it for the rest of his
life and he gave it to like his 

942
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,760
kids. 
Might be worth it. 

943
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,400
I'd be like I'm a little less 
pissed. 

944
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,880
Yeah, but gone. 
Gone in four hours, Yeah. 

945
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,920
The fact that it disappeared and
he didn't even look like he was 

946
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,680
like I'm. 
He almost, he almost made it for

947
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,240
longer than he wore it, you 
know? 

948
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,560
I, I bet, I bet he fucking did. 
And the next day he's like, 

949
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,880
we'll try to make another one. 
I'm like, dude, I swear to God, 

950
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,720
like I'm not going to. 
You can do that. 

951
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,760
I will not wait by your side 
this time. 

952
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,160
I can't. 
This might be a solo adventure, 

953
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,640
yeah. 
He sold the employee the next 

954
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,000
day too and was like lost it and
the guy was like, Jesus fucking 

955
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,440
Christ, dude. 
Oh, he should, man, But that's 

956
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:23,440
that's probably the most angry. 
It was, but it kind of taught me

957
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,480
a little bit about patience It 
Yeah. 

958
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:31,960
It taught me a little bit about 
he just like shows too, I always

959
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,760
say. 
Like Hamid is an incredibly 

960
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,960
tenacious person. 
Like what he can do on streams 

961
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,520
for just plain Tarkov for like 
days straight. 

962
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:47,960
He has that in all aspects of 
his life, I guess because he was

963
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,520
never even angry making the he 
was never even like that angry, 

964
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,800
I think it was. 
Three, all the beads fall. 

965
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,200
Yeah, he did that. 
Multiple times he'd be like, 

966
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,240
Dang it. 
It's like dying in Tarkov. 

967
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:04,200
Now to fucking re. 
He's just got like an incredible

968
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:10,000
ability to just like, and did 
not care about everything else 

969
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,840
in the world or his friends 
waiting for him to finish his 

970
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,840
bracelet, 'cause I wanted to go 
see some stuff. 

971
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,080
We wait up there till the 
goddamn convention closed and, 

972
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,600
you know, and it was fine. 
But he, yeah, he's, he's like 

973
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:26,280
the perfect Sabathon. 
He was like made in a lab to do 

974
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,360
sabathons. 
Yeah, well, you know, I was 

975
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,040
talking with him about it. 
I was like, I've always told him

976
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,400
this since he did his his first 
Sabathon where it was like 30 

977
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,240
days. 
I was like, you have like like a

978
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:43,280
tenacity that I don't think is 
it's perfect for live streaming.

979
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:49,440
It's I can be on for a live 
stream, but then I need days to 

980
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,080
recharge. 
That's why I don't that's why I 

981
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,440
don't stream a lot. 
Is it? 

982
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,480
It takes it out of me. 
But then after the bracelet 

983
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,480
thing, maybe a bracelet? 
Incident. 

984
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,920
Yeah. 
Is it a tenacity or is it just 

985
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,080
like AI? 
Don't. 

986
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,240
Know is it like he's missing 
something? 

987
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,720
Yeah, is. 
It like a part of his brain 

988
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:19,520
never showed up. 
Or is it like an incredible like

989
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:24,640
Stoicism and like? 
Yeah, it's, it's like it's 

990
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,960
somewhere. 
I don't know which side it is. 

991
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:32,000
It's either he's something way 
beyond what I have, or he's 

992
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,280
yeah, he's missing something. 
Is he like, is he Sisyphus 

993
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,520
pushing the boulder uphill and 
going like, I love this course, 

994
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:46,440
you know, I don't, I don't know.
I don't, I'm not, I'm not 

995
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,200
totally sure even I he there's 
also a side to him. 

996
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,880
He could have been doing it just
to piss me off because he also 

997
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,560
loves rage baiting and stuff. 
So, you know, there might have 

998
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,040
been a time where he had that 
bracelet fully ready and went, 

999
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,640
I'm going to fucking drop it. 
I'm going to shoot the beads all

1000
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,160
over the ground, spend 5 minutes
picking them up instead of just 

1001
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,240
getting new beads. 
I'm going to hunt for them. 

1002
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,640
Wait, those were that was that 
was like that was his bead 

1003
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,680
selection was like thawed out 
like because it was just an 

1004
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,640
absolutely insane collection of 
beads too and like. 

1005
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,720
Yeah, thought out. 
And so it could be like, oh, 

1006
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,280
this turtle's kind of cool. 
I think I'll do the turtle. 

1007
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,520
Maybe like, oh, this dog bowl. 
Yeah, it's kind of nice. 

1008
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,160
All right. 
And then it it, I think it, it 

1009
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,640
was, it was silver, purple, 
white and black. 

1010
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:46,760
Yeah, it was Twitch. 
Colors and silver and I think 

1011
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,080
maybe the TikTok told him like a
good tip about spacing charm to 

1012
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:55,720
bead ratio or something. 
So I mean it had like all the 

1013
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,200
cohesion goes out the window and
you see the double clasp. 

1014
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,520
I mean it just doesn't. 
And he was so I mean a long time

1015
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,640
of the waiting was that one 
turtle charm that. 

1016
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,560
The whole on it was like. 
A needle hole. 

1017
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,360
Yeah. 
And he would. 

1018
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:14,680
He would get a new string, fray 
it trying to push it in, cut it,

1019
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:19,360
make it too short, get a new 
string, pray like it was it was 

1020
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,240
that. 
I mean, that's where the tailor 

1021
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,760
guy came in and helped and was 
like, I'm going to try to get 

1022
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,040
this turtle on here for you. 
Omid finally got it on on a 

1023
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,880
string. 
That's why the extra things 

1024
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,160
there. 
He got it on a string this big. 

1025
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,520
You know, it's like, why didn't 
you put it on the bracelet 

1026
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,440
string? 
And he's like, I just wanted to 

1027
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:45,000
make sure it worked first 40 
minutes and you finally get it 

1028
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,960
and you put. 
It once to make sure a bead 

1029
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,960
works. 
Guess you want to make sure he 

1030
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,560
could actually do it. 
And I'm like, it took you that 

1031
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,160
long to do it. 
So then instead of restarting, 

1032
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,840
which I guess I'm grateful for, 
he just attached that dangling 

1033
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,520
string to his bracelet string 
and then that part. 

1034
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:07,680
That's where the OK, that's 
where the double clasping came 

1035
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,640
in. 
Yes, it's so it could include. 

1036
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,360
That guys, we might have to, we 
might have to get like a 

1037
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,520
schematic drawn or something so 
you guys can get a visual of 

1038
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,880
what this bracelet, I don't even
know if I could draw it. 

1039
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,640
It would be like trying to draw 
one of those like MC Escher 

1040
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,080
staircases that have no end. 
Like how would you even begin to

1041
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,720
draw this bracelet? 
Biblical Angel I. 

1042
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,920
Yeah. 
I God I doubt he even took a 

1043
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,400
picture. 
I could ask him if he has a 

1044
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,320
picture that we could I I hope 
he took a fucking picture but. 

1045
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,120
That was one of the most 
incredible things I've ever seen

1046
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,560
made, I think. 
You should have brought him to 

1047
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,800
the fucking forge, you know what
I mean? 

1048
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,840
Sort of abstract like beauty of.
Just like that was honestly 

1049
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,040
until we hammered out the plans,
which I don't want to leak now, 

1050
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,440
but we do have plans in the 
future to do something. 

1051
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,600
One of the plans I was thinking 
of was like, I I think Amid 

1052
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,160
would be a good person to to 
bring to the forge and make 

1053
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,000
something boy. 
Clean your stable. 

1054
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,520
Yeah, OK, after this whole 
bracelet conversation, no 

1055
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,360
crafting or manufacturing for 
Amid. 

1056
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,760
Yeah, I, I mean, I can't imagine
how long he would be hammering 

1057
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,080
shit. 
Yeah, that'd be insane. 

1058
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,480
It's like completely 2 
dimensional by the time he's 

1059
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,080
done with it. 
Yeah, you can't see it straight 

1060
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,040
on. 
It just disappear when he holds 

1061
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,400
out the blade because he's 
hammered for 20 hours straight. 

1062
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,920
Yeah, my God. 
He's a funny, he's a funny 

1063
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,440
fucking guy. 
Just with us. 

1064
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,320
Yeah. 
It's just like a really sis. 

1065
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,160
I don't think I've ever seen him
mad. 

1066
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,400
I've seen you mad at him and 
I've seen him. 

1067
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,160
I've seen him viciously 
defending himself, but I've 

1068
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,800
never seen him like mad about 
something unless you get like a 

1069
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,880
lot of lot of tequila and I'm 
it. 

1070
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,600
But that's not Yeah. 
I was gonna say. 

1071
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,480
That's not that's not a Mead. 
That's Jekyll and Hyde. 

1072
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,400
Yeah, I've seen his, the monster
within him come out with enough 

1073
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,040
tequila. 
That's a different person. 

1074
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,280
Fight Devin. 
Yeah, that's different person. 

1075
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,920
That's not a Mead. 
His eyes, monster. 

1076
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,520
Within him. 
He's like that guy from 

1077
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,320
Nightmare Before Christmas where
his head turns completely around

1078
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,040
and it's a face on the back of 
his head. 

1079
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,320
That's a different guy you're 
talking to. 

1080
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,120
I was really glad that this 
entire weekend I never saw the 

1081
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,520
light leave his eyes. 
Yeah, 'cause you don't get him 

1082
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,200
back. 
You know. 

1083
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,240
There's no breaking back through
to him for until he wakes up the

1084
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,880
next day and the sun comes back 
off it banishes it. 

1085
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,000
But yeah, he, I've seen him. 
Did you see? 

1086
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,120
Just be like, I've seen him 
scary. 

1087
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,200
I've seen did. 
You see it at the bar, like I 

1088
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,280
ordered something I forgot to 
tell him, like I just wanted to 

1089
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,240
keep my tab open. 
And the lady was like, oh, I 

1090
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,240
already like closed it out. 
You could just order something 

1091
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,560
really quick and keep it open. 
She's like, what about a shot of

1092
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,040
tequila? 
I was like, sure, fuck it. 

1093
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,480
And I got the shot and I was 
like, hey, oh me, do you like 

1094
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,680
tequila? 
You want this shot? 

1095
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,400
And like the way he like, he 
like grabbed it and he like. 

1096
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,240
Looked down into it like it was 
like the fucking green goblin 

1097
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,280
mask. 
Look at the voice. 

1098
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:15,880
Yeah, yeah, Started hearing the 
like, release me, wouldn't it 

1099
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,520
be? 
Fun. 

1100
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:22,160
Just 10 more of these. 
That's all you need to lit me 

1101
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,920
out. 
He threw that one back. 

1102
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,000
I didn't see him go back for 
another one though, and I was 

1103
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,360
like OK good. 
That the arguing with the brick 

1104
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,200
walls never been worse than when
we were in Florida. 

1105
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,800
And he was asking Devin and I 
and our friends, like, who wants

1106
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,000
tequila shots? 
Every single person's like, no, 

1107
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,760
no, man, Not really. 
And he ordered them all and was 

1108
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,880
like, here, we, I, I surprised. 
And we're like, yeah, dude, 

1109
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,480
like, we're not going to drink 
those. 

1110
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:53,240
And he's like, like, yeah, He's 
like, but I bought them and 

1111
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,680
we're like, we said we didn't 
want them. 

1112
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,600
Like we don't, we're not going 
to drink them, you know, like 

1113
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:02,080
putting our foot down. 
And then so he went like, he 

1114
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,120
drank all of them. 
It was like, you guys made me do

1115
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,400
this and turned into a complete 
monster. 

1116
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,160
And he? 
Started look what he made me do.

1117
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,480
That's why I need Devin too, 
because so me and I on the Uber 

1118
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,280
ride got into an argument 
because I was like, I just want 

1119
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,680
Coronas for tonight. 
And he's like, you want to be in

1120
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,240
Florida drinking a Corona with a
lime? 

1121
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,840
I was like, yeah, it's not that 
weird of it. 

1122
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,200
And he's like, this isn't Corona
country. 

1123
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,920
Like this isn't where you drink 
those. 

1124
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,960
And I'm like, yeah, like what 
are you? 

1125
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,120
Talking like we can see Mexico, 
it's like we're sharing a 

1126
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,160
border. 
Like, I feel like Corona's like 

1127
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,680
a. 
Corona's just like a summertime 

1128
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:46,440
Yeah drink. 
And he was like, Devin, tell 

1129
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,800
this guy like, you guys don't 
drink Coronas here. 

1130
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,680
And Devin's like, dude, that's 
like all we've drank this 

1131
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,480
weekend. 
Like, yeah. 

1132
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,120
Oh, I thought you were talking 
about in San Diego. 

1133
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,880
I'm like it's valid anywhere in 
the South. 

1134
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:01,240
I feel like in the summer like. 
And he was like, no, it's for 

1135
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,960
tequila. 
He's like, it's for both, dude. 

1136
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,840
Like you can drink whatever you 
want here. 

1137
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,240
And he when he sobered out the 
next day, we're like, you know, 

1138
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,240
you're trying to argue with 
Devin and I that people don't 

1139
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,600
drink coronas in Florida. 
He's like, no, I don't remember 

1140
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,840
that. 
That was the monster. 

1141
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,960
Oh, that was a different guy, 
Yeah. 

1142
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,840
That's, that was the same night 
he tried to go piss in a swamp. 

1143
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,480
And Devin's like, don't do that,
man. 

1144
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,840
Like there's there's there are 
alligators here. 

1145
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:34,200
Like there's snakes. 
And I mean, it's like, I'm not 

1146
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,800
fucking scared of a snake or an 
alligator. 

1147
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,400
He's like, yeah, but if you get 
bit, it's like a huge problem 

1148
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,080
for all of us. 
They were 15 feet from Devin's 

1149
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,960
house and he's like, no, I want 
to pee out there and just came 

1150
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,920
back wet feet and was like, oh, 
fucking socks. 

1151
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,080
And he, I don't know if I can 
tell this story on the podcast 

1152
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,360
'cause I don't know if, but 
we've talked about it, I think 

1153
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:04,120
on stream. 
But he maybe I'll text him after

1154
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,560
this and be like, is it OK? 
Maybe we've even talked about it

1155
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,600
on here before. 
But he stayed in Devin's brand 

1156
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:14,040
new bedroom that I don't even 
know if Devin had slept in yet. 

1157
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,840
And he slept. 
He he woke up and went into the 

1158
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:23,760
corner of the room and pissed on
on Devin's ghillie suit that he 

1159
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:27,280
had been wearing on the stream 
all the time and just filled it 

1160
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,000
up with like city. 
Like he had like headphones in 

1161
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,520
there where the ear cups had 
pissed sitting in them. 

1162
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,680
And the next day Devin was like,
what the fuck? 

1163
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,440
It's it smells like piss in 
here. 

1164
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:44,560
You got piss all over my room. 
And he went down and told Hameed

1165
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,400
Namid's like, I didn't do that. 
Like no idea. 

1166
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,720
He just was arguing. 
He was like, no, I would not do 

1167
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,000
that. 
And he's like, come up, come up 

1168
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,560
and look at like a dog. 
He like put his nose in it. 

1169
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,160
He was like, there's still 
sitting piss in there. 

1170
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:03,560
Like, you slept here and and I 
think even that night, Amit had 

1171
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,760
told somebody who'd been like, 
dude, like, guess what? 

1172
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,640
I just, you know, I can't 
remember the whole situation, 

1173
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,400
but he was, he was like fully 
adamant. 

1174
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,880
Like, yeah, dude, I would never,
like, I'm not the kind of person

1175
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,160
that would ever do that. 
But it was, it wasn't him. 

1176
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,640
Yeah. 
It was the little monster that 

1177
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,000
specifically comes out with 
tequila. 

1178
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:28,080
Yeah, well, no, like, well, not 
a monster, but like he does have

1179
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:32,640
a hard headedness to that. 
I don't know if this could be 

1180
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:38,880
like a dog piling or me thing, 
but we did have like got it. 

1181
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:43,200
You guys know, like the, the 
streamer backpacks where they, 

1182
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,600
they can just go live stream 
anywhere walking around. 

1183
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,720
We like he, I was talking with 
him. 

1184
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,560
He's like, I really want to do 
like a hiking trip where we live

1185
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,800
stream it. 
And I'm like, that's an 

1186
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,360
excellent idea. 
He's like, but the problem is 

1187
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,120
those live streaming backpacks, 
they're like $30,000 and I'm 

1188
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:04,800
like there's no way I just saw 
like 15 fucking people walking 

1189
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,680
around with 0 viewers live 
streaming this event. 

1190
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:11,280
There's no way they went out and
got like a business loan for and

1191
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,560
they always have those shitty 
little cameras on their shoulder

1192
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,720
and they point them at 
themselves like a Sony live Cam 

1193
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,120
or something. 
There's no way it's a good it's 

1194
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:26,880
not a $30,000.30. $1000 yeah. 
And, and so I'm like, you know, 

1195
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,840
this is something where I think 
that's a great idea. 

1196
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:34,000
I don't think that the backpack 
should be our barrier of entry. 

1197
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,880
And lo and behold, I find a 
booth that has, it's the people 

1198
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,080
that manufacture all that stuff.
And so I go up to him and I'm 

1199
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,560
like talking to the, what's the 
name of the company? 

1200
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,760
It's like IRL everywhere, like 
unlimited IRL or something. 

1201
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:52,560
Yeah, something like that. 
And I had the guy that he's one 

1202
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,320
of the like engineers for the 
company. 

1203
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:59,000
He's not a salesman. 
He's like deep in there and he's

1204
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:03,520
breaking down every like nodule 
of the backpack. 

1205
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:08,000
You can get them custom made and
like the real heart of it is 

1206
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:13,120
they're like broadcasting brick 
thing that like uses a bunch of 

1207
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:18,080
different Verizon or whatever, 
like whatever, like cellular 

1208
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,880
service they can find to get it 
and then encode it and send it 

1209
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:25,000
out to their, their servers or 
whatever. 

1210
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,120
But then everything else you can
put your own camera on there. 

1211
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,000
You can have your own mic 
equipment and stuff. 

1212
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,080
You got to have a battery, but 
you can like custom make them. 

1213
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,760
And, and I was like, so like top
of the line. 

1214
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,720
What like if you get one that's 
macked out, he's like, it's like

1215
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:45,360
$4000 for like a completely 
pimped out one. 

1216
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:50,280
But if you start adding your own
like crazy cameras and mics and 

1217
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:56,280
stuff, you still use our like, I
guess encoder and stuff and our 

1218
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,760
service. 
But then that's of course like 

1219
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,120
you have to buy your own cameras
and your lenses and your mics 

1220
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,280
and everything. 
But like you can just use like a

1221
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,920
crappy camera or whatever. 
So but like backpack that has a 

1222
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,600
everything on it, It's like, 
yeah, 2000 to 4500 bucks. 

1223
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,000
Maybe if you get like a super 
Cadillac version. 

1224
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:18,200
Then there's the I'm live 
streaming multiple angles, like 

1225
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,640
multiple people's cameras. 
Like there are insane ones you 

1226
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:27,000
can get for like truly TV 
broadcast level that maybe 

1227
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,120
someone like ishow speed would 
use. 

1228
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:34,760
Those can be 30,000. 
And then I'm talking with Amid 

1229
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,560
later and I'm like amid, I have 
the guy's card. 

1230
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,080
I just spoke to him for 20 
minutes. 

1231
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:44,120
He broke down every aspect of 
the backpack, what's in it, how 

1232
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,520
it's used. 
I have a good handle on it. 

1233
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,880
This is not some financial 
barrier of entry that you think 

1234
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,320
it is. 
It's only like we could get an 

1235
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,560
insane one for like 4000 bucks. 
I already have the camera 

1236
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:57,680
equipment. 
I have the mics. 

1237
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:01,920
And he's like, no, no, it's 
actually it's like 30,000. 

1238
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:06,280
I remember and I'm like no dude,
like I'm not even like using my 

1239
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,840
memory. 
I wrote this down on this 

1240
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,200
business card. 
Here it is. 

1241
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:14,720
He looked at it and goes like, 
no, it's like $30,000 and I'm 

1242
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:21,800
like peanuts there. 
Peanut is like he does a lot of 

1243
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,359
he he knows a lot of stuff. 
He's been talking with a bunch 

1244
01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:27,520
of people that use that 
equipment and peanuts. 

1245
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,200
Like no, no, Sam's right. 
It's actually like he has two 

1246
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,800
people that have pretty intimate
knowledge. 

1247
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:38,640
And Omid even says, look, guys, 
I'm going to I'm telling you, 

1248
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,680
I've had this conversation with 
somebody else. 

1249
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,680
I don't remember any of the 
details, but I remember the take

1250
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:51,920
away being that it it it's 
$30,000 and I just know it and 

1251
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,560
this information like I really 
can't refute any of it, but I 

1252
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,200
know the answer is $30,000. 
I'm like, I'm telling you right 

1253
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,520
now I could drag. 
I'm looking at the guy that's 

1254
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,520
telling me otherwise. 
That works for the guy. 

1255
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,520
He designed the shit and he's 
just like, Nah. 

1256
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,800
Fake news, man. 
This is fake news. 

1257
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:15,279
And I feel really bad because me
and poop did get into kind of a 

1258
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:17,720
like a like a minor. 
It was a misunderstanding more 

1259
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:21,479
than anything. 
Yeah, I I kind of like, I was 

1260
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,760
like, dude, you need to stop 
like, like bickering with Omeed.

1261
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,399
And it was before this whole 
backpack situation happened. 

1262
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,680
OK, I'm, I'm, I apologize to you
at the time. 

1263
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,920
I apologize to you like once we 
got home and everything, I'm 

1264
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,840
going to extend a, a public 
apology to you right now. 

1265
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:40,840
I in the future. 
Completely unnecessary in the 

1266
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,520
future. 
Omeed could be sitting there 

1267
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,960
minding his own business and you
could come hit him in the back 

1268
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:48,840
with an axe and I would be like 
what did Omeed do to Boob to 

1269
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:53,040
make him do that? 
I will 100% be on your side here

1270
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,720
on out, okay? 
I fucking love of me, like just 

1271
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,600
yeah, just being like, no, I'm 
not like, I mean like, alright, 

1272
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,480
I'll. 
I'll take you over to the guy so

1273
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:06,760
you can ask him. 
No, guys, I remember. 

1274
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:10,640
Not really, but I know. 
That was most funny as he was 

1275
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:15,760
just like, I don't remember but 
in here I know $30,000. 

1276
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:18,800
It's so funny. 
I mean, it's so funny too, like 

1277
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,640
Amid is so this is turned into a
Amid episode. 

1278
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,080
He's so good at like getting 
under people's skin. 

1279
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,240
He's. 
Like a professional. 

1280
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:30,880
Rage Baker and like a very 
talented way of like you've 

1281
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,960
never seen him truly angry. 
It's so hard to see Devin get 

1282
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,480
like angry and he's got him a 
couple times where I'm just 

1283
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:42,720
like, that was genius. 
You just like, basically we're 

1284
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:48,760
like, no. 
And it's like people just hit a 

1285
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,160
point where they're like, I 
can't take it. 

1286
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,000
I don't know. 
I don't know, like what that's 

1287
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,680
either because there's nothing 
you can say. 

1288
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,960
Yeah. 
It's just so fucking funny. 

1289
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,280
It's almost like he's like the 
opposite of Swift. 

1290
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,520
You know, Swift is like a 
conspiracy theory. 

1291
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,440
He wants to he wants to believe,
you know, like any for. 

1292
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,040
Me. 
It's like I don't want to 

1293
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:11,360
believe. 
I don't want to believe shit 

1294
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,240
dude. 
I know right here already know. 

1295
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,720
He follows his heart. 
That's very, yeah. 

1296
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,760
It's like, not many people can 
just tune out their brain and 

1297
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:25,200
listen to their heart. 
It's awesome. 

1298
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,720
And like, Oh my God, it's 
Sabathon. 

1299
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,800
I mean, he's just going to do 
such a great job of it. 

1300
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,120
See James going to fucking be 
like Oh my. 

1301
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,040
God, I've never met Zechum. 
I'm really, I think that's like 

1302
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,480
one of the biggest takeaways as 
I'm sad he didn't come. 

1303
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:44,600
But I you've met him, does he? 
Is he able to handle Omid's 

1304
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:48,680
stubbornness? 
I yeah, I mean pretty, I think 

1305
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,480
pretty well. 
But when I met him in real life,

1306
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:56,320
it was at his own wedding. 
So I don't think Omid was really

1307
01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,280
trying to get under his skin to 
watch it and like mess with 

1308
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,280
them. 
But like, I don't know, it is 

1309
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,600
fun. 
Like when it's probably like 

1310
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,200
almost every time I've played a 
video game with them, it's a 

1311
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:14,600
group like somebody's getting 
pissed, like me or Zee chum or 

1312
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,240
Ahmed or Devin. 
Like there's it's like if things

1313
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,440
are too calm and going too well,
somebody's just got to say 

1314
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:26,320
something to like there's got to
be a big, you know. 

1315
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:30,080
Mead claims. 
It's my fault that he he said 

1316
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:34,560
he's now his timeline is said. 
I actually used to be a really 

1317
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,520
good person. 
I used to be like really good 

1318
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,360
teammate in video games. 
Then I played hunt showdown with

1319
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:46,040
him and trolled him so much by 
like shooting lanterns and 

1320
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:49,720
throwing things at him and team 
killing him that it like a woke.

1321
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,880
He didn't realize how fun it 
could be to fuck with your 

1322
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:58,680
friends and like grief them. 
And I did it to him so hard that

1323
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,840
then that's all he did for about
two years. 

1324
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:06,920
But now that he's been doing a 
lot of videos with C Chum, he's 

1325
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:11,800
like had to to tamper it way 
down so that they can actually. 

1326
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:18,160
Get the videos man has very. 
C Chum runs a A clean tight. 

1327
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,520
He's got like. 
Such a hard thing to accomplish 

1328
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:26,280
when he goes out that it's like 
if Omeed starts doing that kind 

1329
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,840
of stuff, I'm sure Z jump pulls 
him aside and and just goes, 

1330
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,760
you're getting 30 seconds of 
this. 

1331
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,640
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, he's very particular. 

1332
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:42,480
Imagine trying to like do the 
the blood club thing with Omeed 

1333
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,240
doing Omeed shit. 
I would fucking pull my hair 

1334
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,360
out. 
It's it's awesome. 

1335
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,560
It's fucking awesome. 
But yeah, I mean, I'm interested

1336
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,640
to see there. 
I mean, but you but it's like 

1337
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:00,880
you say that, but they they have
a really good dynamic because 

1338
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,160
they can be in locked in a room 
for 30 days together and then 

1339
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:08,520
want to do it again. 
I think that's beautiful. 

1340
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:12,000
I don't know, like many people 
were 30 days straight. 

1341
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,920
I wouldn't be like, I don't want
to see you for fucking years. 

1342
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,920
Except for my girlfriend. 
Yeah, and. 

1343
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,080
You know, you know, you know who
else I haven't seen in a while, 

1344
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:27,200
but you know Sturdecki, Yeah, I 
was talking about amid about his

1345
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,640
his tenacity and he's like, you 
want to hear somebody with 

1346
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:33,400
tenacity is Sturdecki just did a
sabathon that was like 100 and 

1347
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:40,480
something days what live for 
basically half a year. 

1348
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,640
He was like live. 
That's insane. 

1349
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:46,720
That's one of the scariest 
things I've ever I can't imagine

1350
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:51,320
I have trouble going 7 hours and
not being like what's happening 

1351
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,080
outside. 
If like I he would sleep 

1352
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,160
laughter. 
I'm like what? 

1353
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,800
What's going on in the? 
Live he would and he has a like 

1354
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:01,800
a live in girlfriend like. 
How does she do that? 

1355
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,440
I mean, that's just great. 
I mean, well, I'm sure you know 

1356
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,080
they get that paycheck at the 
end of it. 

1357
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:11,440
And be like that helps. 
Let's let's shoot for 200, you 

1358
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,520
know, maybe some early 
retirement with that kind of 

1359
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:18,320
stuff. 
But no, it's like, I mean, how 

1360
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:23,240
do you It's also impressive just
to have like the viewers willing

1361
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:27,320
to keep sobbing for. 
I feel like if I did a subathon 

1362
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:31,080
it'd last like 12 hours because 
people would be like everyone 

1363
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,960
that's already watching is 
already subbed. 

1364
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,440
Eventually you would have to run
out of things to do right. 

1365
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,840
At hour 3, but I'm saying I've 
run out of sobs at hour 12. 

1366
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,400
Like I would I would definitely 
run out of shit to do I feel 

1367
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,880
like. 
You'd have to do a really good 

1368
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,360
pre planning like I like. 
I do think O meat and Siegem are

1369
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:53,760
really good at like here's this 
day, this day, this day, this 

1370
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:57,000
day, this versus people that 
just kind of wing it, which is 

1371
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,600
what I do. 
So it would start sucking to 

1372
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,000
watch. 
Very quickly. 

1373
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:06,920
Yeah, very quickly, but they're 
really good at dude scheduling 

1374
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:08,240
it out. 
A little ambitious though, 

1375
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,400
because they schedule it out and
they're like, we know it's 

1376
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,680
getting to day 30. 
OK, a little cocky. 

1377
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,720
What if it lasted one day and 
all your plans fell through? 

1378
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:18,640
Because that's what I'd be 
scared of. 

1379
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:23,000
Like I got two weeks of awesome 
plans and then 10 hours later 

1380
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,320
the timer comes out and you're 
like. 

1381
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,440
Oh fuck. 
Whoa, You guys really missed 

1382
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:33,560
out, OK. 
Yeah, but that was that was a 

1383
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:37,920
good time at at Twitchcon. 
That being said, might be my 

1384
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,240
last one. 
That might be my last one. 

1385
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,160
I'm going to. 
I'll go again if Devin goes. 

1386
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,280
I don't, I, you know what, at 
this point I don't think even if

1387
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:50,400
he said 100%, I'm going, would 
I, you know? 

1388
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:51,960
I don't. 
I wouldn't believe him. 

1389
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,080
Yeah, hate my fucking friends. 
They're all liars. 

1390
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,400
Yeah. 
Zechum, Devin lied. 

1391
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,360
Aqua FPS. 
He never told me he was going or

1392
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,880
anything, but he looked. 
He looked like a lie. 

1393
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,080
He looked. 
At it and honestly, if he would 

1394
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:12,840
have gone, I think he would have
been pissed because he was like,

1395
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,720
oh, that's a great lineup, 
Zechum. 

1396
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:18,080
Oh me, Devin did. 
You see anyone else? 

1397
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:23,440
See you and and then and then he
just was like, yeah, I don't 

1398
01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:26,360
think I can make it. 
But imagine if he had like, you 

1399
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:30,960
know, squeezed and like tried 
and convinced his wife and 

1400
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,120
everything to come out there and
then two people didn't show up. 

1401
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,600
I'd be pissed. 
Half of his world I I feel like 

1402
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,360
this year I actually didn't meet
more people than the last. 

1403
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,960
Maybe because Devin wasn't 
there. 

1404
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800
We couldn't just stand in the 
corner and talk to each other. 

1405
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:49,240
Like like I met a good amount of
creators, so that was cool. 

1406
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,520
Like not really net. 
I didn't really network much, 

1407
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,480
but. 
Dude, I feel like everywhere we 

1408
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:59,360
went we saw that Remy guy. 
Oh yeah, him and his friend Sam 

1409
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,960
were. 
They were at every single event.

1410
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:06,280
Yeah, same with toast Rack. 
Yeah, Toast rack is that every 

1411
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,480
you even showed up to a dinner I
was at. 

1412
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,520
I didn't even know he was 
coming. 

1413
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:13,280
He just came over and was like, 
I know said that guy rocked. 

1414
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,280
Yeah, Toast Rack's awesome. 
He's really funny and he kept 

1415
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,280
asking. 
Where my life was. 

1416
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,840
Really good at small talk. 
Yeah. 

1417
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,600
He kept asking me where your 
wife was. 

1418
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,200
Yeah. 
Or if, like, she was staying 

1419
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,080
with anyone back home. 
Damn. 

1420
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,880
Look at the time. 
What is he, a British St. 

1421
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,080
Urgent? 
Oh yeah, he. 

1422
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,840
Got really drunk on like the 
rooftop place and I was like 

1423
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,720
come on it's it's time for you 
to go old man. 

1424
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,360
He's like I don't know how to 
use a bloody case. 

1425
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,480
Started to put my arm under his 
to help him down the stairs. 

1426
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,480
That's funny, yeah. 
He's a cool guy. 

1427
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:54,360
He just yeah, he's he's really 
it's funny like that. 

1428
01:18:54,360 --> 01:19:01,120
He also not to make fun of him 
for being old, because he's I 

1429
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:05,160
had more energy at every event 
that I saw Matt than I did, and 

1430
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:09,720
it I was honestly pretty jealous
of just like how are you here 

1431
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:13,320
right now and how are you like 
he he's mingling so well and 

1432
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:18,560
he's charming people. 
I know he got drunk like I, 

1433
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,320
don't I? 
Don't know, man. 

1434
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:23,960
I was, I was completely fatigued
and I had thought like, yeah, 

1435
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,880
maybe, yeah, maybe he's totally 
worn out even more than me. 

1436
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,240
Maybe he'll make me look younger
by comparison. 

1437
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,320
And then he he did. 
I remember he walked in the 

1438
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:36,160
place with a cane. 
Willy Wonka rolled right up to 

1439
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:36,760
the. 
Bar. 

1440
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:41,440
And said I'll take 100. 
Dry martini, yeah. 

1441
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:49,240
Dry martini, shaken and stirred.
He actually drinks martinis 

1442
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,000
which is so fucking awesome. 
Dude, I. 

1443
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:58,360
Do That is so fucking classy and
I now just saying it. 

1444
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,920
I really want to learn how to do
the Willy Wonka roll. 

1445
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:05,160
I think that'd be a really funny
bit for like a lot of occasions 

1446
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,480
twit walking into Twitch. 
I feel like if I tried doing it 

1447
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,960
without practicing I would just 
go to do it and just hit my head

1448
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:13,280
on the concrete initially and 
just slump. 

1449
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:18,320
Flash look like I I hobbled up 
and then fell into the ground 

1450
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,840
and died. 
But I think it'd be cool, like 

1451
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:26,040
even convincing people that you 
had an injury for months and 

1452
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:31,960
then showing up to something be 
like, it's just a cool move. 

1453
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,800
I don't know. 
It's just like acrobatic, I 

1454
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:37,920
guess, and classic. 
And I don't really see it 

1455
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,040
replicate. 
It's not referenced a lot. 

1456
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:43,600
No. 
I'm sure some, but for as cool 

1457
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,120
as it is guys, let's get that 
out there more. 

1458
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:52,320
If you can do that Willy Wonka 
roll, take a video, take a video

1459
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,320
of you doing that send, send it 
into the e-mail. 

1460
01:20:55,960 --> 01:21:00,960
It's, it's cool. 
I'll very briefly say that 

1461
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,200
'cause I know you guys are 
waiting and you're curious at a 

1462
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:11,880
great time in France and made we
we didn't record a episode right

1463
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,720
after I got back. 
And I'm going to be frank, I 

1464
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,120
don't really remember it. 
I don't really remember it too 

1465
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,320
much. 
Once in a lifetime opportunity. 

1466
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:23,600
I not my big take away is 
traveling with my girlfriend's 

1467
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,080
dad is awesome. 
And then when I had to leave 

1468
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:30,800
early, separate from her and her
family and travel alone. 

1469
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,600
It's horrible. 
The the difference between 

1470
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:38,760
having a rich old man that's not
afraid to be, you know, put his 

1471
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:42,440
foot down versus me being meek 
and poor. 

1472
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,200
It changed the quality of 
everything. 

1473
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:48,080
Having a good IGL that that 
changes everything. 

1474
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,920
Oh my, you know it's supposed to
be our IGL at San Diego this 

1475
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,960
year. 
Sorry, last time Devin didn't 

1476
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:54,680
even show up. 
Fucker. 

1477
01:21:55,480 --> 01:22:01,720
But her dad is an IGL, and he 
used to be like an ER doctor. 

1478
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:07,040
So, you know, he's been a real 
IGL before at times, you know, 

1479
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,720
it can kind of, I feel like he 
doesn't mean to be rude, but I 

1480
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,960
think he's used to having 
control in his life. 

1481
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:18,360
And sometimes he could talk to 
waiters or something like, you 

1482
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,720
know, he could stand to be a 
little kinder the way. 

1483
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:25,040
Demanding. 
Yes, he's a demanding person, 

1484
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:32,240
but he got me and I've never 
been in a airport lounge before.

1485
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:35,320
He got me into that Delta Sky 
Club. 

1486
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:41,200
It's like stars in my eyes. 
It felt like I was peeking into 

1487
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:45,760
a world that I want to live in. 
I want to, I want to be in those

1488
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,880
sky lounges. 
It was awesome. 

1489
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:51,120
I didn't even because I'm like, 
Oh my God, we have to be at the 

1490
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,600
airport 3 hours early, 4 hours 
early. 

1491
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:59,520
I could have gone 7 hours early,
full buffet, free drinks. 

1492
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,840
An actual buffet, not just like 
olives and fucking cottage 

1493
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:08,000
cheese or something. 
Like genuinely really good food 

1494
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:13,240
and places to sit, TV. 
It was blown away how big it was

1495
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,880
and showers. 
And so I mean, I wouldn't use 

1496
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,440
those. 
You could get a massage in there

1497
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,400
if you wanted. 
Like what? 

1498
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:22,160
What are we talking about? 
Economy, premium seating, 

1499
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,440
Awesome. 
On the way there a little 

1500
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:31,200
blanket foot rest. 
We got to the airport and he had

1501
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:35,200
somehow paid for a service where
a a little woman met us as soon 

1502
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:39,560
as we got off the plane and was 
like come quick took us through 

1503
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:44,520
like back rooms of the airport. 
So we skipped everything and at 

1504
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:48,640
customs, she just like moved us 
to a front of a line. 

1505
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:55,040
And it was fucking awesome 
coming back. 

1506
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,640
One of the most harrowing and 
horrible experiences in my life.

1507
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,600
I get to the airport, I'm like, 
I don't know what's happening. 

1508
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,640
You know, I don't have this 
little woman to guide me 

1509
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:07,320
anywhere. 
I go to the Delta lounge. 

1510
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,040
I walk in, I'm like, Remember 
Me? 

1511
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,720
Like, hey, they're like, are you
up? 

1512
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,880
Do you have the fancy purple 
card? 

1513
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:19,680
I'm like, no, but I heard you 
guys sell passes. 

1514
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:22,600
They do one of these, we're 
full. 

1515
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:28,320
OK, well, you want to check 
again? 

1516
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,200
You want to check your computer 
or something? 

1517
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,360
Nothing. 
I I go down. 

1518
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,720
I go down. 
I sit in my fucking terminal for

1519
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:44,040
three hours crying and the gate 
agent shows up and I'm like, I'm

1520
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,640
supposed to be an economy 
premium. 

1521
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,360
I live an economy premium 
lifestyle now, ma'am. 

1522
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:52,280
And you cancelled my flight for 
airplane damage and now you've 

1523
01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:54,400
put me in the very back of the 
plane. 

1524
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:59,280
Like it's basically just like, 
you know, I'm paying for economy

1525
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,560
premium. 
Can you, can you help me out 

1526
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:05,480
here? 
They say the French are rude. 

1527
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:08,440
I didn't experience that. 
I will say airport workers 

1528
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,000
everywhere, you know, I'm like, 
they don't have a government 

1529
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:12,400
shutdown. 
What's their excuse? 

1530
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:18,000
She was so hostile and she was 
just like, go to the front of 

1531
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,160
the airport, go back through and
then come back through, go to 

1532
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:25,040
the ticketing booth. 
I'm like, my app told me to come

1533
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,040
to you. 
She's like, are you on my plane?

1534
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,040
Yeah, that's what yes, that's 
why I'm talking to you. 

1535
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:34,960
She's like nothing. 
We have nothing like anything, 

1536
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,280
nothing. 
I'm like on the app, there's 

1537
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:40,240
open seats everywhere on this 
plane. 

1538
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,840
And she's like, you can't you, 
you want an upgrade? 

1539
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:45,400
You want to be upgraded for 
free. 

1540
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,440
And I'm like, well, technically 
I'm paying for economy free. 

1541
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:55,400
It was she was very scary to me.
So then I haggled down to still 

1542
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,760
in the back of the plane, but in
an exit seat. 

1543
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,520
The only thing I asked her, I 
said, listen, lady, I can tell 

1544
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,960
you you, you're about to call 
security on me if I ask any more

1545
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,640
regular questions. 
I was like, does it have a 

1546
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,320
little screen? 
Like does it have ATV and and 

1547
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:16,080
does it have under seat storage?
Because I've got all my goodies 

1548
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,480
in my bag. 
I don't want to put it up. 

1549
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:24,120
She's like, yeah, OK, OK, sure. 
Neither. 

1550
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:28,040
And you know what it you know 
what it had Instead of a screen,

1551
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:31,840
it's one of those seats where a 
stewardess reverse faces you and

1552
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:35,520
is staring. 
She's right here looking at me. 

1553
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:40,920
9 hours, no under seat storage 
in the family next to me. 

1554
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:47,720
It's like, dude going flying 
there, violin music, angels 

1555
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,400
lifting me through. 
The stewardesses were like, I'll

1556
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,920
do anything, I'll do anything 
for you in the back of that 

1557
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,000
plane. 
I was on a plane filled with 

1558
01:26:56,000 --> 01:27:01,480
people that were just born that 
day and they had no idea how the

1559
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:06,920
world around them functioned. 
They had their toddlers loose 

1560
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:10,720
crawling around. 
They kept grabbing my legs and 

1561
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,080
at one point I was trying to 
sleep and that little kid 

1562
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,600
grabbed my leg and I went. 
I looked like I was going to hit

1563
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:17,960
the kid. 
And I look over and they're 

1564
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:20,120
like, we don't give a shit if 
you do. 

1565
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,320
I have a picture. 
I don't know if I want to post 

1566
01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:27,200
any. 
They UN like undid it. 

1567
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:31,360
They put a full stroller in the 
hallway and the stewardesses 

1568
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:34,040
were like, what do you do? 
Like you can't do this. 

1569
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,520
They had just bags on the ground
everywhere. 

1570
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,320
All four of them were sitting on
the ground the whole flight. 

1571
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,080
The stewardesses were like, you 
can't do it. 

1572
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:46,480
You can't have a you're blocking
the aisle. 

1573
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,080
And they somehow successfully 
argued to the point where the 

1574
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:53,120
stewardesses just never came 
back. 

1575
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,440
In our section, they just gave 
up and left. 

1576
01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:58,800
No, never. 
No pretzels or anything. 

1577
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:00,760
She. 
Left her little seat in front of

1578
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,040
me. 
She just disappeared up, 

1579
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,720
probably to economy premium 
where, you know, it's beautiful.

1580
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:09,640
She closed the curtain and just 
closed you guys off from the 

1581
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,800
rest of like. 
Listen, lady, you know, I'm 

1582
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,680
supposed to be an economy 
premium. 

1583
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:15,680
And she was like human 
resources. 

1584
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,840
Oh, creep. 
Because I, you know, it's like I

1585
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:23,120
didn't have my entourage with me
of fancy people. 

1586
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:29,200
And the these like German guys, 
I don't even know what they 

1587
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,680
were. 
They're definitely European. 

1588
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:35,040
Europeans already have like no 
sense of personal space for some

1589
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:38,840
reason. 
And because I was in an exit 

1590
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:41,560
row, I had a little more room 
than everyone else. 

1591
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:45,200
They treated this fucking my 
little area in front of me like 

1592
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,800
their personal lounge. 
They just kept standing directly

1593
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,760
in front of me and staring at 
me. 

1594
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,400
And I'd be like, hello? 
They wouldn't say anything in 

1595
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:59,240
this old woman and her husband. 
They'd stand in front of me and 

1596
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,480
point at me. 
They would just like point at 

1597
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,960
me. 
And I'm like, what the fuck? 

1598
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,400
He what, what? 
You know, what do you want? 

1599
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:09,800
And they, they just get, they go
get a drink, come stand directly

1600
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,080
in front of me, get their 
friends. 

1601
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:13,240
They had like 8 people total in 
their group. 

1602
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:15,160
They'd just hang out in front of
me. 

1603
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:19,720
It was really fucking like, I 
don't know why it made me so 

1604
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:21,000
angry. 
I mean, just 'cause they're in 

1605
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,800
my I, I had enough room, like I 
could spare the room for them to

1606
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:27,560
stand there. 
But the gall of them, they were 

1607
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:31,920
coming from further in the plane
back down to my area, then 

1608
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:35,640
invading my area. 
And at one point, I woke up from

1609
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:39,640
a little nap and the German guy 
was sitting in the reverse 

1610
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:42,080
stewardess seat. 
You're not allowed to sit there.

1611
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,280
He was sitting there looking at 
me. 

1612
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,600
I didn't sleep a wink. 
Morn. 

1613
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:49,360
I was like, I think this guy's 
gonna like, get me. 

1614
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:51,360
Like, I don't know. 
I don't know if he's like trying

1615
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:53,760
to fight me or kill me. 
Airport etiquette is kind of 

1616
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:56,080
like you stay to your section. 
It's like Snowpiercer. 

1617
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,960
You don't. 
You don't come from a Ford car 

1618
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,640
to come take a shit in the. 
Back and then to go up there. 

1619
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:04,920
Yeah, you don't come back here. 
To come back here, yeah, into 

1620
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:09,280
Indians, It's like I get so few 
privileges back there in a 

1621
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:12,560
little area to put my feet. 
It's like a big one. 

1622
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:17,000
And I just wanted to kill him. 
And we get off the plane. 

1623
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:21,320
It's like these people, I'm not.
I'm not. 

1624
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:25,520
I would never kill somebody. 
This little family is like 

1625
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:29,440
Europeans. 
I was, yeah, I could see myself.

1626
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:30,760
Yeah. 
What do we, what do we say in 

1627
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,840
the past? 
It's not like, really. 

1628
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:36,880
It's like I'm at a crossroads 
where I can see down that Ave. 

1629
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,080
and down that avenue. 
I am killing this person in a. 

1630
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:43,200
Peril universe. 
I could see myself getting to 

1631
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:47,800
the point of exasperation where 
I I at least try to kill. 

1632
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:51,720
If we were in Minority Report, 
Tom Cruise would be landing on 

1633
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,600
this. 
Plane balls would be rolling 

1634
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,560
down. 
Cogs are dreaming about me 

1635
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,320
killing these people. 
I haven't done it. 

1636
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,480
I'm saying it that the 
possibility is there. 

1637
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:03,880
I'm in. 
I'm at the point where it might 

1638
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,640
happen. 
It's a logical choice, yeah. 

1639
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:10,720
It's the right thing to do 
because you know, I are, you 

1640
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,600
know I don't like it when the 
plane lands, everyone gets up 

1641
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,400
and blocks you and shit. 
But the people that immediately 

1642
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:19,360
bolt out of their seat is used. 
The plan going way up. 

1643
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:22,520
They pissed off these. 
People did the complete reverse 

1644
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:27,000
where they let the entire plane 
de board in front of them before

1645
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,960
they got up to open up the 
things. 

1646
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:33,480
So they took like there's people
behind me with connections that 

1647
01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:35,520
are like, what the fuck's going 
on? 

1648
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:39,800
And they're just standing in the
aisle blocking it, nobody in 

1649
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:42,320
front of them. 
They get off the plane, start 

1650
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:46,240
going through their suitcase in 
the skyway, blocking it. 

1651
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:50,120
And I, I wasn't saying anything.
I was thinking a lot of things. 

1652
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:52,800
But there's like people behind 
me, there's some Americans on 

1653
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,520
that flight that are like, what 
the fuck? 

1654
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:57,960
And they, it's like, I don't 
think they could understand them

1655
01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:01,880
because they're just like smug 
smugly. 

1656
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,120
It's like they knew what they 
were doing. 

1657
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:06,640
I mean, I really wanted to get 
them. 

1658
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:08,760
I wanted to fucking get them, 
dude. 

1659
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,920
I hated those. 
People, by the way, the your 

1660
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:17,800
entire the the the whiplash and 
quality between you travelling 

1661
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,040
with you know. 
Well, really it was like more 

1662
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,920
like being put back into where I
belong. 

1663
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:28,040
Yeah, but it that that entire 
whiplash of lifestyle is exactly

1664
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:31,680
why I never get any nice seats 
on airplanes because I'm, I'm 

1665
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:38,320
afraid to experience it knowing 
that I, you know, like, yeah, in

1666
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:41,560
five years, 10 years, this job 
probably won't be around. 

1667
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:43,560
I'm not going to be first class 
living. 

1668
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:45,080
So I've never gotten a nice 
seat. 

1669
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:52,400
I've always, I I still try to be
content with just being in the 

1670
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,200
back of the airplane and just 
flying across the United States.

1671
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:58,040
I try to just be happy with 
that. 

1672
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:00,680
Can you still hear me by the 
way? 

1673
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:07,240
Hello. 
Hey, the stream, The stream yard

1674
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,000
thing kind of closed down for a 
second. 

1675
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:12,080
You still there? 
Yeah, I couldn't hear you. 

1676
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:16,320
You were saying in 5-10 years 
you know when you're going to 

1677
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:18,280
say when this all. 
Yeah, when this all? 

1678
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:20,760
Dissolves like. 
I'm not going to be like first 

1679
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:25,120
class living, you know? 
And so I just still try to stay 

1680
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:29,720
content with the fact that I can
get on an airplane and then sit 

1681
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:32,560
there, can go to the other side 
of the country. 

1682
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:37,280
I try not to get caught up in 
like, you know, what first class

1683
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:40,920
and like how nice it is up there
or them giving you food or 

1684
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:44,000
whatever. 
I just go, hey, I'm sitting here

1685
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:46,480
in an airplane and they're 
flying me across the United 

1686
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:49,400
States. 
I don't even want to see what 

1687
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:53,000
the the 1% get because. 
That's why it's. 

1688
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:58,840
Just unattainable. 
It's soiled before that trip. 

1689
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:02,520
I get an exit row in the back. 
I'm like, holy fuck, extra leg 

1690
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:06,680
room, let's go. 
Then her dad takes me to this. 

1691
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:11,560
Some sort of sky lounge gets me 
up into economy premium. 

1692
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:16,640
And now on the way back, I've 
got a new mentality where I'm 

1693
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:18,840
like, these fuckers even know 
who I am. 

1694
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:23,920
Like I'm an economy premium guy 
and I'm a sky lounge guy. 

1695
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:28,560
And it was very humbling and 
honestly just very sad. 

1696
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:32,280
And it's like maybe one day I 
can get back there, but I 

1697
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,240
probably won't. 
And her dad was really, I think 

1698
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:39,920
it was a good bonding, you know,
where I he was grooming me to 

1699
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:45,400
be, you know, one day a guy that
sits up in economy premium 

1700
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,840
regularly. 
He taught me a lot too. 

1701
01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:51,440
He gave me a talk about the 
birds and the bees and how to 

1702
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:55,920
please his. 
It was very odd but it was came 

1703
01:34:55,920 --> 01:35:01,720
from a really good place. 
On the flight to Twitchcon I 

1704
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:04,160
find out Indianapolis has a 
Delta lounge. 

1705
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:07,400
This is where your mindset wins.
Yeah. 

1706
01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:11,720
I had the gall to go. 
I belong. 

1707
01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:16,000
I belong in that sky lounge. 
They had a big fucking billboard

1708
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,280
said sign up for that purple 
card. 

1709
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,320
Instant access to the sky 
lounge. 

1710
01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:23,440
I'm like, well, this and then 
we're going to Vegas and then I 

1711
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:26,560
have a destination wedding. 
Like it's actually worth it. 

1712
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:28,640
I can use this as a business 
card. 

1713
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:34,800
I signed up and went into that 
room and they pretty womaned me 

1714
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:39,400
again and I didn't technically 
have the physical card 'cause I 

1715
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:44,040
had just signed up. 
And I was like, look, I'm like 

1716
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:46,640
you guys now. 
I'm a member, I'm a card 

1717
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:50,080
carrying member. 
You must let me in. 

1718
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:55,720
You have to be on a Delta 
flight, which in hindsight makes

1719
01:35:55,720 --> 01:35:58,440
sense but they didn't put that 
on the Billboard. 

1720
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:00,480
Said sign up for the card, get 
access. 

1721
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:04,000
I have 3 American Airlines 
flights in the next month. 

1722
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:06,840
So now I've got this. 
I signed up for this credit card

1723
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:11,880
for fucking nothing and they 
wouldn't let me in and I'm ready

1724
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:18,360
to go back to being not into the
high life. 

1725
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:22,600
That's it's sad, dude. 
It's sad. 

1726
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:27,760
I think, I think you need to 
just tamper your expectations of

1727
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,720
flying. 
It's stop shooting for the 

1728
01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,240
stars, man. 
Just try to be content with what

1729
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:37,360
you got. 
So that's why I raw dogged my 

1730
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:38,960
flight. 
I just sat there and read a 

1731
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:45,520
book, no headphones or anything.
And I finished the book and the 

1732
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:50,640
entire flight and, and when I, 
you know, I, I read my book and 

1733
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,920
I got off the plane, I said, 
holy shit, I'm all the way here 

1734
01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:54,240
in San Diego. 
Look at that. 

1735
01:36:54,840 --> 01:36:59,320
That's a miracle by itself. 
And, and I don't want, of course

1736
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:01,880
I can look down the aisle and I 
saw they were getting delivered 

1737
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:03,240
drinks. 
You know, what's actually kind 

1738
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:06,280
of funny is I sat down and the, 
the people were like, Hey, we're

1739
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,960
going to start bringing by the 
pretzels and the, the drinks or 

1740
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:10,840
whatever in just a second. 
I said, cool. 

1741
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:16,560
And then like then they came by 
like 5 minutes later it felt 

1742
01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:18,960
like with just a bag and they 
started picking up everybody's 

1743
01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:21,560
cups and shit. 
And I go, I look at the guy next

1744
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,560
to me and I'm like what the 
fuck? 

1745
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:24,000
They never even gave us our 
drinks. 

1746
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,880
He's like dude you fell asleep 
and they walked by and I said no

1747
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:31,240
he doesn't want any. 
And then I went and I like woke 

1748
01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:34,600
myself up and look around and 
see that they're coming by with 

1749
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:39,160
the bag and I go what the fuck? 
You never gave me my pretzels. 

1750
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,280
That was the only like super 
negative experience I had 

1751
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,240
flying. 
But oh wait, never mind, I got 

1752
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:45,800
on my plane. 
They. 

1753
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,280
Should just put them on your 
pocket. 

1754
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,480
I think so. 
Yeah, they should reach in your 

1755
01:37:50,480 --> 01:37:52,800
pocket and put your little snack
in there because that did happen

1756
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,760
to me too and I pretty sad. 
It was like no pretzels, no 

1757
01:37:56,760 --> 01:38:00,800
little cookie. 
I I've never seen this happen. 

1758
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:05,560
We got in the plane. 
They actually like, like we, we 

1759
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:08,400
were ready to go. 
They had the fucking engines on 

1760
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,600
lady in the back of the plane. 
They like reconnected the 

1761
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:16,720
skywalk thing to let a lady off.
She comes from the back of the 

1762
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,120
bus. 
She looks like she looks like 

1763
01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:20,480
Rosa Parks. 
To be honest. 

1764
01:38:20,480 --> 01:38:23,360
She looked exactly like her. 
No, she looked like the Oracle 

1765
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:26,320
from the Matrix and she, she's 
like walking towards the front 

1766
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:29,560
and she's she's going. 
You guys brave as hell. 

1767
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:31,640
I can't be on this shit. 
It's scary as hell. 

1768
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:35,000
I'm getting off this airplane 
and she they reconnected. 

1769
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,280
She's walked off. 
They just let her off. 

1770
01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:42,400
Yeah, sure, it's going to 
happen, but it was. 

1771
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,560
She was just like, my bad. 
I thought I could do it. 

1772
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:45,800
I was wrong. 
I was wrong. 

1773
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,520
This shit's scary as hell. 
I'm getting off. 

1774
01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:51,640
Awesome on my flight back from 
France. 

1775
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:53,480
Do you have people that clap 
ever? 

1776
01:38:53,880 --> 01:39:01,200
I had my full section of animals
that are born today, two full 

1777
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:05,640
rounds of applause, one when we 
landed, which it's like, sure, 

1778
01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:07,960
you know, if that's when you 
want to clap, you're. 

1779
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:11,000
Yeah, I love life. 
They clapped again when we 

1780
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,320
taxied. 
I'm like, come on. 

1781
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,560
Like that's the easy part, 
right? 

1782
01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:17,800
Wait, win. 
Like, were were these you going 

1783
01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:20,360
to France? 
When we came back, when I came 

1784
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:23,080
back in the very back of the 
plane, they don't clap up there 

1785
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:25,640
in the fancy sections. 
They expect to live. 

1786
01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:29,520
This is old shit for them. 
Everybody in the back of the 

1787
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:32,880
plane is like whoa. 
Yeah, dude, it's like. 

1788
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,680
Honestly, we're off the ground 
A. 

1789
01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:38,080
Little like shanty town back 
then, I was shocked by just how 

1790
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,880
much. 
It's like being in the below 

1791
01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:42,320
deck in the Titanic. 
You know where they're doing 

1792
01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:48,120
dancing on the tables and. 
I've never seen so many people 

1793
01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:52,360
just standing up and mingling 
and then like full bags of food 

1794
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:54,240
and like people sitting on the 
ground. 

1795
01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:58,200
Like I think one person had like
a little stand where they were 

1796
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:01,480
frying up like meat on a stick. 
Treat me. 

1797
01:40:01,480 --> 01:40:05,760
Yeah, I. 
Was like, dude, Get Me Out of 

1798
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:08,840
here and get me back up to the 
front like it was. 

1799
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:11,240
Just I like it back there. 
I like it there, I mean. 

1800
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:15,240
It was a mix of like, there was 
a lot of music and like, 

1801
01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:19,200
laughter and joy and clapping. 
You know what you get in the 

1802
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:22,360
back of the plane that you don't
get at the front is fuckers that

1803
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:25,240
take their shoes off because 
they're like, oh, it's time to 

1804
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:28,360
be fucking stretch. 
And and I'm like the back always

1805
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,880
smells like a Chuck E Cheese. 
Like it starts smelling like 

1806
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:34,080
feet because there's always at 
least one person that's like, 

1807
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,600
let's get my dogs are killing 
me. 

1808
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,600
Let's get these shoes off. 
Like come on, I swear to God 

1809
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,400
they say it's the same 
recirculated air everywhere. 

1810
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:42,640
It's different. 
It's somehow. 

1811
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:43,560
Different. 
They've got to. 

1812
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:45,280
Like they've got different 
canisters. 

1813
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:49,280
Stink shield at the front yeah 
where it's you blocked off you 

1814
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:54,280
get better air They it's just 
it's it is I want to live the 

1815
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:57,960
highlight they're so bad, but 
you dude. 

1816
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,680
Can I? 
Can I do something horrible? 

1817
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,840
Can I? 
Can I mean it depends on how the

1818
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:06,600
level? 
Can I, can we call it here? 

1819
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:13,040
Oh, it's been, I know it's been 
an hour 40, but it's 523 my and 

1820
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:15,360
I haven't actually seen my kids 
since I've gotten back. 

1821
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:19,160
I just kissed him on the 
forehead last night and they're,

1822
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:22,440
I see them like their feet under
the door over there and they're 

1823
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:25,240
like Daddy and Abby's like he's 
working right now. 

1824
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:29,440
I want to go see my kids, man. 
Dude haven't you seen Click or 

1825
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,120
step brothers or any of those 
movies? 

1826
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:34,920
The harder you work the more 
money you make and the better 

1827
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:38,840
and you belong in the back of 
the plane with that. 

1828
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,200
I love my kids ass mentality 
dude. 

1829
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:43,560
I'm sorry man, I want to go see 
him. 

1830
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:46,520
I didn't get through like 
anything that I had written. 

1831
01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:50,280
So don't like we can shoot 
another episode. 

1832
01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:51,840
We had to shoot another one 
anyways. 

1833
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:55,520
Yeah, like pretty soon we can do
a follow up. 

1834
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:58,880
This one's been funny. 
We spent the entire time like 

1835
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,240
questioning whether or not Omeed
has. 

1836
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:04,600
Like I hope if he sees it he 
gets that. 

1837
01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:07,040
It's like, especially funny 
anything, no. 

1838
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:11,760
Omeed if you watch this we we do
love it is like 100% from our 

1839
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:15,240
heart. 
But that bracelet saga was 

1840
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,800
insane. 
That's actually might be up 

1841
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:19,160
there for me with like the 
Steve's hat. 

1842
01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:22,960
Like it's fucking microbial hat 
from that what? 

1843
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:29,680
Real people are capable of yeah,
it's like really cool and like 

1844
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:31,840
human study way. 
Yeah. 

1845
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:35,080
People are willing to not. 
Only that, but my Internet 

1846
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:37,800
connection keeps dropping and I 
just didn't want to be in like 

1847
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:40,400
the middle of a thing and then 
it drops again. 

1848
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:44,600
I've I saw that on the way back 
there was something to do with 

1849
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:48,480
like multiple servers across the
US are down. 

1850
01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:50,200
So like a lot of services are 
down. 

1851
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,320
Check your e-mail. 
I guarantee you one of the 

1852
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:55,200
things you've signed up for, 
you'll get an e-mail about like,

1853
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:57,720
oh, we're experiencing bad 
service right now. 

1854
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:02,360
Like Amazon was having an issue,
Twitch was having an issue, like

1855
01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:03,440
a bunch of craps. 
It's. 

1856
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:06,480
The Chinese or something? 
Oh my God, it's. 

1857
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:07,800
Happening. 
Yeah. 

1858
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,280
Anyways, guys, thank you for 
watching. 

1859
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:12,560
I'm sorry we had to cut this one
kind of short, but we're going 

1860
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:16,080
to do another one pretty soon. 
And then we have a special thing

1861
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:18,600
we're going to do at the 
beginning of next month. 

1862
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:20,040
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1863
01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:23,320
So anyways, we'll see you on the
next one. 

1864
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:24,720
Bye.
