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You called me and you were like,
hey, do you want to play that 

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Subnautica 2 game? 
Well, tell the story, right? 

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First I text you and you left me
unread. 

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Then I called you. 
Well, it's funny 'cause that 

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whole day I'd invited probably 
five people to play Subnautica 2

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with me, and it's only four 
player, but I was like, maybe 

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one of them won't show up. 
I played for 6 1/2 hours by 

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myself. 
And once I get to that point. 

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Hello, welcome. 
Welcome another for Ed Fables 

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podcast episode. 
Experience, experience. 

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Yeah. 
And fresh off the heels of doing

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our prospecting up in up in 
Dahlonega, you know, the, I 

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think something that I've failed
to mention in the video that I 

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made or in the podcast that we 
did since we recorded that in 

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the middle of it. 
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Was as soon as we got home, you 
know, we were all stinky and 

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stuff. 
And you guys had your plane 

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leaving the next morning. 
And and so I was like, hey, do 

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you guys want to wash some 
clothes? 

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And so we, you know, you both 
gave me dirty clothes to throw 

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in the washing machine and like 
the one vial of gold that we 

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each had gotten from, you know, 
our our gold school, our gold 

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school amid had left that in his
clothes. 

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And so his gold is just fucking 
gone forever. 

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Which is so in character. 
It is because he bragged about 

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how he got the most gold flakes 
of gold school and that the 

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professor prospector was so 
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And then he washed them down the
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And I can't help but be reminded
of when I watched him and you 

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saw how slow he was. 
He took easily twice as long to 

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pan the same amount of gold. 
Granted it was, we were still 

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learning at that point. 
I can't help but remember when I

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watched him make that bracelet 
for hours and then he. 

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Lost it the same time it that 
yeah, but I keep. 

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Fucking with me. 
I found the plastic vial in the 

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washer machine and it were in 
the dryer and it was just like 

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it, it had busted open. 
Every flake was gone. 

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And when you mention that I, I 
do go back to like when he was 

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doing the gold panning, I 
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like trying to rush him a couple
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He's completely unswayable. 
He he's so comfortable being 

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that slow and that like, what's 
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Like how do you say? 
Forrest Gumpy I don't know, I. 

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Mean I'm trying to think of a 
way. 

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Admirable. 
Like he's just like everyone. 

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'S in the room. 
Waiting for him and he's just 

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like, I'm going to do it my way.
And then you tell him you're 

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doing it wrong and he's like, I 
don't care. 

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You were like, dude, you're 
somehow putting more sand back 

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in your thing every time you 
dunk it. 

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And he's like, whatever. 
He's like, he's like, it's, is 

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it, Is he stoic? 
I don't know, 'cause it's almost

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like that quote where it's like,
don't you know how long this 

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will take? 
Well, the time will pass anyway.

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Yeah, it's like a Mead is some 
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Unbothered by yeah, by how you. 
Realized. 

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Yeah, I, I hate how Stoicism's 
making a big comeback. 

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I actually, I'm a huge Stoicism 
hater myself. 

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I it's. 
Panic. 

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Panicking. 
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think 

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magazine is way is way cooler. 
Yeah, Stoicism it's it's made a 

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huge comeback with looks maxing 
'cause people are like, oh, 

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Stoics like you have to look 
like you're self assured, 

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assertive, calm. 
You know that only works if 

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you're handsome, right? 
Nobody gives a fuck about a 

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brooding ugly person. 
Nobody cares about a brooding 

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ugly person. 
They just, they just look at 

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them and go look at that weird 
little autistic ugly man over 

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there. 
Good thing he's keeping to 

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himself. 
Is probably what they think, but

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all the looks matchers they do, 
they downplay and they denigrate

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the gesture. 
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being funny is a coping 
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And it's. 
Definitely a coping mechanism. 

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I think it would be for a lot of
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stupid. 
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Are we? 
Anything not. 

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Good at sports? 
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Not good with women. 
Anything to ingratiate yourself 

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to the group, you know? 
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But being the guy, it's like, 
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that guy over there. 
Get the heat off you. 

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Being a goon that way the guys 
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on the guy that maybe just is a 
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cooler. 
Now it's honestly, it's like 

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it's awesome. 
It's one of the best. 

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Schools I just don't want like 
any really ugly people out there

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that listen to looks maxers to 
go like oh, to get more women 

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attention, like more attention 
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I'm going to become stoic and 
it's like not a good play I feel

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like. 
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like would a would that in 
practice just be kind of be like

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being like Strider from Lord of 
the Rings in the bar where he's 

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just sitting in the corner 
'cause specifically. 

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Specifically Tavern scene in 
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But he I see you're saying he's 
very hot also so. 

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Yeah, maybe if you look like if 
Gollum. 

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Were in the corner. 
If Gollum was in the corner 

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doing that. 
Then he called it Gollumene. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, people would fill him with

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75 arrows, everybody would get 
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shoot the fuck out of him. 
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works if like people even give a
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you know? 
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And then you better have 
something cool to back it up if 

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they're like, what are you doing
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And then like, what? 
What's the, you know, I just 

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feel like, I don't know, just 
sitting like, what are you 

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thinking about something? 
I'll be like, not really. 

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Well, yeah, that's a People also
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getting out of having a 
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They're like, it's really cool 
when you got nothing going on. 

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Nothing. 
Is it stoic when I sit on the 

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couch? 
Or is it stoic when I can't hold

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a conversation with anybody? 
That's why I don't make eye 

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contact. 
It's a little stoic. 

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I know. 
I'm like, I've got so many other

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things going on. 
I've got so many plans in the 

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background that I'm not going to
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the face. 
I'm not even going to be able to

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look at you above the shoulders.
And if you ask me if I have any 

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plans, I don't. 
But that's because I've got a 

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secret plan. 
Because you're mysterious, man. 

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I'll never tell you my plans. 
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God, I wish I had. 
I have. 

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Plans, they just, they're just 
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you've never met out of your and
you will never, yeah, you will 

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never meet. 
That's a cool thing to say. 

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It's above your pay grade. 
That's stoic, I think. 

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Yeah, I don't totally understand
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Yeah, but I think of whatever 
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maybe. 
Yeah, and it's above our pay 

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grade. 
We don't understand it. 

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And he did get the most gold. 
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He's on to something. 
It was part of his plan the 

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whole time. 
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And he's got so many little 
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him that he pocketed the real 
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Oh, what as a as a further ruse 
to make us. 

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Yeah, make us forget about that.
He got like double. 

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Oh, I thought like to so that he
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perpetuates this idea that he's 
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the clothes the wise. 
Man plays the fool. 

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Yeah, dude, Omeed must be the 
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lived on this planet. 
That gold move I made was so 

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wise and stoic of you to lose 
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It was funny when we saw that 
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and he just reached in there and
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Yeah, yeah, I did. 
We had some troubling 

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conversations on the phone where
like, I do feel like I was 

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misrepresenting my frustrations 
with that video. 

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By the way, the guy guys the 
prospecting video. 

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I if you haven't seen it, it's 
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did a prospecting podcast 
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There's also an accompanying 
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I'm assuming there are some 
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podcast, don't watch the YouTube
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There's a video that goes along 
with it after the the thing like

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you called me and and you were 
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I'm like, I hate it. 
I hate it and I just want to 

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prep. 
It says nothing to do with you 

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guys and has everything to do 
with the The editing for that 

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was such a fucking pain in the 
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I fucked up so bad. 
I didn't bring the right 

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equipment and I should have 
brought different equipment and.

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Yeah, we blew it. 
Yeah, we blew it a little bit. 

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It just could have been better. 
I thought it was good. 

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A lot of people liked it. 
I've got nothing but fanfare. 

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But that edit that you did with 
the car, it made all that 360 

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Cam footage very worth it. 
Yeah, thank you. 

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Very cool. 
But there was there was some 

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audio problems where I I mean, 
Aqua watched it and he was like,

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I didn't see a problem with it. 
I'm like, but there was there 

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was just so much more. 
You were there. 

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There was so much more that was,
yeah, that was funny that just 

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didn't make it in because of 
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Believe us, yeah. 
There was just like so many, 

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like knockout jokes that they're
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you couldn't really hear it. 
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And there was also, there was 
some bits that like were half 

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baked. 
And I, I wish we could have done

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more prep work, our prep work. 
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essentially the night before we 
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Yeah. 
Staying up late and going like 

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it's actually it's exactly how 
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with slightly less drugs. 
But it's like, wouldn't it be 

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funny if all the sudden we were 
like scrambling around for gold?

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Or what if we coughed into a 
bandana and then it's like it 

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had nothing to do with the rest 
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So the game came. 
Through with that though. 

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Yeah, but it would have been so 
much better if it, one, if the 

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video was longer. 
And two, I think we had come to 

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the idea that you you do your 
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You're like, OK, I'm going to go
have some moment where you pull 

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out your your rag and cough into
it and there's blood. 

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And then you do that iconic 
movie trope where you go like, 

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I'm not going to tell nobody and
like, tuck it in your shirt and 

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bit by a zombie. 
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Amid there's APOV of amid, like 
panning for gold. 

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And then all of a sudden his 
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And then like the camera pans 
down and you see he's got an 

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infected like zombie bite on his
hand and he looks left and 

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right. 
Nobody sees. 

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He pulls his sleeve down. 
And then for me, I was going to 

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be like panning or something 
like that and like talking. 

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And then the camera's going to 
pan down and you're going to see

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like under my overalls, there's 
like a bullet hole with like 

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blood soaking my, and I'm just 
going to like calmly, like move 

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my overalls over it and be like,
I'm not telling nobody. 

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And so we each have three 
independent, lethal like mortal 

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wounds that there's never 
addressed again, that we're 

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hiding from each other. 
Yeah, it's so funny. 

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They're real. 
We're so good at making funny 

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ideas. 
Oh yeah. 

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That would have that would have 
been a good ending screen. 

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It's just like a Mead shambling 
around the camp like a zombie 

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and then me like bleeding out 
and you're just like, yeah, 

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you're dead from tuberculosis. 
I wanted to look like the guy 

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from Tombstone by the end. 
Yeah, very pale unless sweaty 

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bags on your own. 
I'll be Uncle Mary. 

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Yeah, but we ran out of budget. 
Yeah, we ran out of makeup 

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department. 
Yeah, Mega dude, we need to 

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really start. 
Like we had talked so much about

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squibbing and getting us a 
squib, but like it would. 

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Literally make every single 
thing better. 

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I have, I have like this 
briefcase thing that my grandma 

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kept all of her oil painting 
supplies in. 

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And I feel like very quickly I 
could tear all that shit out and

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replace it with just basic like 
makeup department shit, like 

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stuff to do, like fake cuts and 
bruises and just, you know, 

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action dust, like just like a 
quick like on the go movie. 

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Touch up stuff. 
Yeah, touch up stuff 'cause I 

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think like slipping in just 
like, you know, I have a black 

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eye for the rest of this video 
because of a minor disagreement 

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at the beginning. 
You. 

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Remember when I had that black 
eye, that makeup? 

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Those movie magic, and I didn't 
know what I was doing. 

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I went in there and I just found
some eyeshadow, rubbed it on. 

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But I think it gave me an eye 
stye, too. 

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It got really infected. 
But yeah, we should just get 

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really good at doing makeup. 
OK Amid, we got you ready. 

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You look like a zombie. 
And he's got a full, full glam 

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on smart clean. 
Just like. 

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Yeah, like drag queen. 
I know. 

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I got my bag of props. 
Huge eyelashes. 

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We've overdone his lips so his 
lips are so big and succulent. 

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Put on the zombie wig. 
Beautiful curls, these zombie 

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boobs. 
All right, now pan for gold with

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your elbows together. 
This one's the thumbnail of me. 

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Why don't you just go to sleep 
in the tent like that? 

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Because that way we don't have 
to do your makeup. 

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Yeah. 
He's the middle guy. 

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Oh dude, I I'll send it to I'll 
send it to stall for this. 

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Did I ever on here show the 
audio of Ahmed? 

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Wait, hold on, tell me if this 
comes through. 

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Oh often it's a little quiet. 
I have like probably 8 videos of

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both of you sleeping. 
You know me just going. 

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Well, mine was was and if you 
were undiagnosed sleep apnea and

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so you were doing recordings of 
me sleeping for medical 

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purposes, you know, it's very 
important that you don't want me

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to have a hard. 
Sleep apnea? 

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Yeah, because you survived. 
Yeah. 

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It did sound like your heart was
being kick started every like 

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every like couple minutes when 
the the air would stop getting 

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to your brain or something. 
You'd shoot up like, and it was 

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really scary because if you died
out there, I would have to, 

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well, we'd have to snow meat and
I get that campsite in the van 

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and then drive 6 hours. 
I you know, there's, there's 

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definitely a chance I have sleep
apnea. 

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I I I fix it by sleeping on my 
side but I refuse to get the the

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C pap machine. 
It is a. 

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I'm 34, I'm not that fucking 
old, OK? 

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I'm not going to like put on a 
Bane mask to go to sleep. 

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I just, I'm not going there. 
I'm not going. 

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Comfortable. 
There's no way. 

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And everybody that has sleep 
apnea, they go like, oh, but 

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with the mask, it's the best 
sleep of my life. 

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I don't give a shit, I don't 
care. 

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I'm not. 
I'm not putting on the mask when

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I get older. 
Nobody cared. 

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Well, it's like, I guess luckily
you've kind of got Abby in the 

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bag, right? 
Like you guys been married for a

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long time, you got two kids. 
So you, you know, I don't think 

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it would make your marriage any 
worse to wear one. 

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But I don't know. 
I can't, I can't imagine it'd be

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good for somebody like going on 
dates. 

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Yeah, that's what does your. 
Brother, wear one. 

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I'm sure he does. 
Yeah, I'm sure he has one every 

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every. 
Jean snow underwear big sleep 

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apnea machine on. 
Every fat person in the South 

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has a sleep apnea machine for 
sure, but. 

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I'm going to get there. 
One of these days, but that that

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doesn't explain this is a point 
is, is that this is a medical 

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condition. 
O Mead on the other hand, 

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whatever he was doing, I, I 
wanted what was in there. 

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OK, 'cause that guy was moaning 
and groaning, getting what I 

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perceived to be like the best 
sloppy toppy of all time, 'cause

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he was just in between two guys 
just going in. 

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His dream? 
Paradise. 

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Oh yeah. 
He said to me he's like I get 

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nightmares every night about 
being murdered or like I have a 

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sex dream. 
Yeah, I was. 

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Thinking it was and worst. 
One was that and he's like. 

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I don't know. 
Think I was getting murdered. 

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Nobody gets murdered and they're
like stop Freddy Krueger. 

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Stop that dude was getting dream
head and I'm jealous. 

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Yeah, because I don't know if 
you've ever gone 5 days without 

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jacking off, but you can start 
to get sick. 

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You can start to get coughing up
blood and other symptoms. 

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You know, meaves over here 
getting some sort of at least 

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mental relief every night. 
And I never checked. 

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I never checked for any pocket 
clams, but I I imagine he wasn't

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coming. 
I hope not, because you know you

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had your fucking bundling board,
but I was right up there with 

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him, OK? 
Yeah, I wonder why he kept 

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having these dreams and I got to
sleep right on top of me last 

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night. 
I had to grind up into him all 

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night long while he's sitting 
there moaning him, while he's 

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moaning in my ear, biting on my 
earlobe and you have all the 

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room in the world. 
Yeah, I did love with with that 

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whole like bed sleeping 
situation being argued about 

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randomly in the middle of it. 
He was just like I I gave him to

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realize he didn't understand the
argument that we were having. 

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About. 
Distance. 

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Yeah, I'm like what? 
How do you not? 

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He offered a solution that was 
like, you don't know. 

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I'm like, dude, this guy, you 
think he's on your side of the 

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argument? 
He doesn't even know what the 

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argument is. 
What we're arguing about. 

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He just likes to stir the pot. 
So like, if he saw me getting 

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more angry, he'd be like, yeah, 
Sam's right. 

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And then when you would get too 
comfortable, he'd throw in some 

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like, I don't even get what's 
happening. 

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And I thought that was awesome. 
Yeah. 

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Because it's funny having the 
one guy on your side. 

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Just so you realize you're on 
the side with the guy that takes

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40 fucking minutes to pan for 
gold and three hours to make a 

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bracelet. 
I thought he did an incredible 

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job though for his first time 
camping. 

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Yeah. 
You know, you really no words of

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complaint. 
You really to to go camping and 

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to fuck up for me, the only way 
you can fuck up while camping is

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if you track sand into the tent.
If they if you bring sand into 

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the tent, you're an evil bad guy
that I'll never go camping with.

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Yeah. 
And nobody did that. 

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So you guys, top marks. 
Top marks. 

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Andy fell in the Creek, which 
was. 

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That was awesome. 
That needed to happen at some 

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point to somebody. 
Yeah. 

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And it was great that it was 
him. 

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And then he floundered around a 
little bit in the water. 

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It also looks so scripted 
because nobody in their right 

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mind would walk up to a Creek 
with their hand in their pocket 

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and just. 
He looked like he was crossing. 

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Like, he's like, I'm about to 
cross a crosswalk. 

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It was like the stoic. 
Yeah, that confident, just that 

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little heel down stride he made 
with his hand in his pocket. 

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I'm like, what, you're about to 
cross a fucking Creek with water

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rushing down it. 
It was crazy. 

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It was absolute. 
Yeah. 

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I never would have done that. 
And I was about to remark about 

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it. 
And then he just ate shit down 

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the Creek, which was yeah, I 
thought it was 100% in the. 

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Perfect way where he didn't 
actually get injured. 

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Oh yeah it was ruined. 
I was re watching the footage. 

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If it was me, I would have 
slipped and then hit my head on 

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that rock behind him, and then 
my lifeless body would have 

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floated down the Creek never to 
be seen again. 

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And we would have been like, 
well, he's playing it up for the

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cameras. 
Yeah, well, let's get a good 

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shot of him floating, but if. 
You, like, rewatch it? 

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He'd like, does the slip and 
then he sticks his arm out and 

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like, grabs the rock. 
Keeps himself from from pocket. 

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Yeah, from pocket to rock and 
like. 

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Because he was confident even if
something went wrong, his body 

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would react the right way. 
It's a stoicism I would have. 

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Fallen on my arm, crumpled, 
broke it right behind me. 

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And then not stoically, I would 
have been like, Oh my God, you 

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got to get me to a hospital 
right now. 

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We got to get the fuck out of 
here. 

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And you'd be like, well, can we 
get one more shot? 

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And I'd be like, I'm talking 
somebody fucking hell, run over 

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to the neighbors tents. 
Help me, help me. 

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They're trying to kill me. 
I've always wanted to cut my way

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into someone's tent, I always 
thought. 

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It would be so awesome. 
It would be so fun with those 

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more knives. 
One knife in my mouth, 2 in my 

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hands. 
Maybe. 

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Just let you guys know we're 
heading out soon, so if you want

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our campsite too, you can have 
it. 

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Hey, reaping too loud over there
at night during during the big 

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thunderstorm. 
Are you guys staying dry in 

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here? 
I'm just taking it on everybody.

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I. 
Thought I heard a scream. 

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There was a tree that fell near 
here. 

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Just wanted to make sure you 
guys were were doing OK. 

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Yeah, and your tent was 
undamaged. 

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OK, you're covered. 
In in mud and gold. 

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It would be. 
It would be. 

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I feel like it would cut like 
butter. 

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It would You'd just be able to 
slide right into their whole 

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world. 
That's the great that's the 

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scariest part about a tent. 
It's like it's not, it's not 

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safe. 
If you want in there. 

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And even if you don't want in 
there, I feel like you could 

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just go up to a guy in a tent 
and just start kicking the shit 

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out of it and they would have 
nothing. 

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They could do nothing. 
Well, they have to do such like 

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a rigmarole to get out. 
They have to like unzip and then

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put their head really low and 
come out. 

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You could do all sorts of shit 
just like, yeah, kick the hell 

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out of them. 
This I I mean just grabbing the 

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top and shaking it would 
probably scare them pretty good 

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too. 
Oh me just sits in front of 

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their door flap like Snorlax and
then we just grab it and shake 

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it. 
I wish we could do shit like 

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that and it wouldn't. 
I don't what What would the 

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crime even be? 
Arson. 

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Arson around. 
Listen, Gromit. 

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I have no idea. 
I'm not like. 

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A Tim scare. 
Yeah. 

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Scare so bad. 
Probably, Yeah, probably. 

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I guess it's well, what if we 
didn't? 

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If you just grabbed it and shook
it and we're like even just 

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stood outside and we're like. 
Well, I think if you grab it and

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shake it and as long as you 
don't make like a threatening, 

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like I'm going to kill you. 
But if you go like, is anybody 

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in there like, you know, act 
like you're trying to help out. 

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You guys still asleep? 
Yeah, they, you know, then it's 

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not implied violence. 
I'm sure you could get away with

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a lot. 
You probably get away with 

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kicking it, running it over and 
stuff. 

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As long as you're going like, 
hello, is anybody in there? 

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I'm trying to help. 
As long as you say I'm trying to

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help as you're cutting your way 
in and and running it over and 

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stuff, I think you'll be you'll 
be all right. 

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Worst thing would probably be 
that they would just shoot you. 

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Yeah, we need, we really need to
move to a country where people 

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don't have guns so you can fuck 
with them more. 

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And I've thought about with this
type of job, if I knew like, oh,

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I'm not going to need to explain
a light crime in the future to 

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an employer, I think it'd be fun
to just get like lightly 

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arrested. 
Yeah. 

444
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Oh, I guess there's probably 
like fees on fines, but. 

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Just I want to mug like. 
Not like a bad crime. 

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I don't think I want to be in 
and out of that jail. 

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But like in my hometown, like, I
don't know, I just want to do 

448
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,920
something where I scare somebody
really bad. 

449
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,760
And they and they call the cops 
on here. 

450
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,760
And they call the cops and then 
when they get there, I'm just 

451
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,240
sitting on the ground with my 
hands. 

452
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,520
Take me away. 
I did it. 

453
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,120
You want your Derek Vineyard 
moment where they're they're 

454
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:20,120
picking you up, dragging. 
You back lecture mask on me? 

455
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,640
Yeah. 
Put you on the put you on the 

456
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,560
furniture Dolly and they put 
straps every fucking foot across

457
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,840
your body. 
What's he doing? 

458
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:36,640
Public pranking, nuisance 
loitering. 

459
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,880
And they take me in, They carry 
me in a helicopter like a cow. 

460
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,880
Yeah, that would be, that would 
be awesome. 

461
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,400
Just 'cause I would want. 
I just want to make AT shirt 

462
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,800
with my mug shot on it. 
You get one shot though. 

463
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,440
Yeah, you, you have. 
To get the mug shot picture 

464
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,320
right 'cause I have never been 
arrested, but I assume if you 

465
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,520
were like I don't look very cute
in that one, could you redo it 

466
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,480
They. 
No, I I would want like I know. 

467
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,920
You'd want to look like 
deranged, yes, yes, but what if 

468
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,320
you're like, I look kind of 
normal, like I just kind of look

469
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,680
like an actual, like I'm a 
criminal, Like, could you do it 

470
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,560
so I look psychotic? 
Have you ever seen Nick Nolte's 

471
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,320
mug shot? 
It's a famous mug shot picture. 

472
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,720
You can keep in mind you've 
probably seen it, but Nick Nolte

473
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,000
at one point was like one of the
one of the biggest actors in 

474
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,720
Hollywood. 
His mug shot is perfect. 

475
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,000
It is as perfect as a deranged 
mug shot can get. 

476
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,920
Let. 
Me, look at this. 

477
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,000
And I think that's the kind of 
energy, that's the kind of 

478
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,600
energy I want, especially if 
it's something really minor, 

479
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,640
like a little minor crime. 
But if I could ever go from 

480
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,640
looking like, you know, looking 
like he does in in Cape Fear to 

481
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,240
looking like he does in his mug 
shot there. 

482
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,880
Hawaiian shirt too. 
I didn't. 

483
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,920
Even think about that. 
You got to get the shirt right 

484
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,880
while you're arrested too. 
The man, the legend. 

485
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,520
I like to get a mug shot and we 
like Crouch down pretty low, so 

486
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,680
it's like it's 38. 
Like you see the lines. 

487
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,560
I tricked every I don't think. 
The whole world. 

488
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,560
I don't think I'll let you. 
Hey, can I Crouch down for this 

489
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,960
one? 
Can I stand on some books? 

490
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,920
Yeah, I for some reason don't 
think they'd let you do that, 

491
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,720
but I think it'd be, I think 
it'd be worth. 

492
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:44,560
But you called me and you were 
like, hey, Derek, do you want to

493
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,520
play that Subnautica 2 game? 
Did you end up playing it? 

494
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,080
Is it any good? 
Well, tell the story, right? 

495
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,400
First I text you and you left me
unread. 

496
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,200
Then I called you. 
Well, it's funny because that 

497
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,840
whole day I'd invited probably 
five people to play Subnautica 2

498
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,960
with me, and it's only four 
player. 

499
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,560
But I was like, maybe one of 
them won't show up. 

500
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:11,200
I played for 6 1/2 hours by 
myself because nobody showed up,

501
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,120
even the people that said yes 
and. 

502
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,720
I didn't say yes, by the way, 
guys, I don't get mad. 

503
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,240
Well, you were the 5th that I'm 
like, well, you might not show 

504
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:25,840
up, but I know my other boys 
will show up and here's what I 

505
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,560
think about. 
I think it's really fun. 

506
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,560
It's basically Subnautica one 
but you can play with your 

507
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,360
friends and once I. 
Get to that. 

508
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,480
Point Once I get to that point 
where I can do multiplayer, I've

509
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,320
been hearing it's actually 
really fun so but I mean it's 

510
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,200
cool. 
I know you've been playing here.

511
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,720
Let's get it started. 
Let's talk about Skyrim RP. 

512
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,240
You just asked me about 
Subnautica so you can talk about

513
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,960
Skyrim. 
RPI know it's just go ahead and 

514
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,560
get over it. 
No, I don't want to talk about 

515
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,200
it anymore. 
Oh hey, sorry about that. 

516
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,320
Hey guys, Sam ranted about 
Skyrim for an entire hour after 

517
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,040
this. 
Now normally I would just leave 

518
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:15,000
that in, but he personally asked
me to cut it down, but in 

519
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,040
exchange he gave me a bunch of 
clips of Skyrim gameplay. 

520
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,360
So if you hear some music 
suddenly pop out in the 

521
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,000
background, then you're not 
listening to Sam and Poob, 

522
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,480
you're listening to Sam and the 
people of Keizall Online where 

523
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,880
they just stand around and talk 
about salt prices all day or 

524
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,120
some dumb shit. 
All right, Hey, what's up? 

525
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,560
Oh, sorry about that. 
You there? 

526
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,600
Damn, all right. 
Yeah, and I, that woke me up. 

527
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,360
Just the only thing I've been 
interested in since I got back 

528
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,440
from panning. 
Somebody say Skyrim RPII? 

529
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,400
Didn't expect to like it as much
as I did. 

530
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,000
It fucking rules. 
It is so good. 

531
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:10,320
I've been basically, I've been 
getting on there and these 

532
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,280
people, dude, the people of 
Skyrim RP actually hold on 

533
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,080
before, before you even get into
it. 

534
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,480
There's 600 people on each 
server. 

535
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,320
Like that's a lot of fucking 
people. 

536
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,120
Yeah, yeah. 
When I, when we did Skyrim 

537
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,640
multiplayer, it was like we had 
like 11 and the game ran like 

538
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,920
shit and everything. 
This is completely different. 

539
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,880
They have 600 people on there 
and it runs smooth, very smooth 

540
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,120
that. 
Is insane. 

541
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:46,160
But the, the entire economy of 
Skyrim has been turned into, I 

542
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,160
don't even know how to explain 
it 'cause I'm not like an 

543
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,840
economic guy. 
But they you can't like, you 

544
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,800
can't like pick up any items off
the ground. 

545
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,840
Like if you go into a cave and 
you see like a sword on the 

546
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,120
ground, you can't pick it up. 
You can't pick up, you can't go 

547
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,560
to like a farm and just get the 
food out of the ground because 

548
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,360
those have been sold to farmers 
who have to pay tax to the yarl 

549
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:13,760
and then they are whitelisted to
do farming and the. 

550
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,360
Person the yarl. 
Yeah, they're everybody. 

551
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,560
How do you get that? 
Position. 

552
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,120
Oh boy, apparently it just seems
like administrators and like the

553
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,000
higher ups there get those jobs 
'cause they actually have the 

554
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,240
ability to like rally troops and
then go do like an election, I 

555
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,840
think Yeah, Mark Hearth at some 
point, like a couple days ago, 

556
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,680
Mark Hearth had a yarl that 
declared himself king in the 

557
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,680
West and they marched on his 
place and slaughtered everybody 

558
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,880
in Mark Hearth. 
So Mark Hearth is a was a 

559
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,560
complete wasteland. 
And now I'm currently in the 

560
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,160
works for becoming the chef of 
Mark Hearth. 

561
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,240
I'm the court chef appointed 
right now, but that's that's 

562
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,920
beside the point. 
I'll get to that in a second. 

563
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:02,000
But so the everything in the 
game economy wise is, is done by

564
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,440
players. 
So if you like the, you have a 

565
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,560
mastery that you can do. 
If you want to be a Smith, 

566
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,120
that's fine. 
If you want to be a tailor, make

567
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,040
clothing, you can do that. 
If you want to be a cook, which 

568
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,400
is what I am, you can be a 
hunter. 

569
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,920
And so each of these, like 
there's a bunch more of them, 

570
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,480
but each of these things rely on
other masteries to like move 

571
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,440
money around. 
And so as a cook, I need raw 

572
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,600
meat bad. 
And so I go find a hunter and I 

573
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,920
go get me around me and and then
there's no set prices for 

574
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,080
anything. 
So you just haggle? 

575
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,120
And barter. 
I love that. 

576
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,920
Where in America do we get to 
barter? 

577
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,000
Dude, I feel like we're missing.
Out. 

578
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,040
Yeah, flea markets and buying a 
car, but even cars like there's,

579
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,880
they have so much in their side 
of the court that they they fuck

580
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,560
you over every time because they
can sit there and move numbers 

581
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,680
around. 
But like just doing raw 

582
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,000
bartering where you're like, you
have 25 salt, I need the salt to

583
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,520
make my food. 
I'll give you this much money 

584
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,840
for the And then I always slip 
in something. 

585
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,120
I go, how about instead of gold 
I give you also I'll give you 

586
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,920
like 4 apples. 
And then I pull back some of my 

587
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,239
gold and you, you can fuck with 
them by adding in extra stuff 

588
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,639
besides gold because people 
aren't so good at arithmetic, 

589
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,440
you know? 
And so I've really swindled some

590
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:26,719
people out of shit and it feels 
incredible to just bring someone

591
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:31,520
in and then kind of run away. 
Yeah, trick them a little bit 

592
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:38,440
and get away with some stuff. 
But the, the public 2 server has

593
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,159
basically 600 people in it at 
all times. 

594
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,000
And I got really tired of 
sitting in a queue that goes on 

595
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,239
for like 100 people. 
Like the queue times are 

596
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,159
ridiculous. 
So I got into the the streamer 

597
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,960
server. 
The streamer fucking server 

598
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,360
sucks. 
Dude, it's so. 

599
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,719
Bad. 
Yeah, the elites. 

600
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,320
They 600 yarls. 
Basically, yeah. 

601
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:07,680
And everybody's character is my 
guy's super Mick, super bad ass,

602
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,840
and he kicks everybody's ass and
he's a vigilant of Stindar and 

603
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:17,120
he vanquishes the weak and the 
and then there's like there's 

604
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,000
like necromancers and stuff. 
And of course they're like, I'm 

605
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,080
giant evil bad guy and, and 
nobody's like really playing 

606
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,000
just like little scoundrels, you
know? 

607
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,480
But. 
If you like, because it's all 

608
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,520
player driven. 
If you want a sword or something

609
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,520
like that, you have to 
physically go down to the 

610
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,080
blacksmith. 
Hope he's on. 

611
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,080
I got if he's not on, you have 
to go to the next town over. 

612
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,360
And then most people are there 
trying to buy armor and stuff or

613
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,600
get like upgrades or repairs. 
And so the sometimes the line is

614
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,120
just like down the road where 
you're just standing in line 

615
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,400
like an asshole waiting for this
guy to get finished. 

616
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,480
And I can sit there and you can 
hear the guy that's talking to 

617
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,480
the blacksmith currently. 
And every time it's, it's 

618
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,560
because they're fucking 
streamers or something. 

619
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,360
They think they're the center of
the fucking world. 

620
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,560
Or I don't know if it's just 
because it's Skyrim role play. 

621
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,840
I don't know what it is, but 
they walk up to the guy and they

622
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,600
go. 
And it's always a fucking 

623
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Khajiit too. 
The people that play Khajiit, I 

624
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,120
think we if, if Skyrim was real,
I'd round them up and I'd kill 

625
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,080
them all. 
Swear to God, I'd round them up,

626
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,840
I'd put them in a burlap sack 
and I'd throw them in the water.

627
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,520
Because every single person 
that's a Khajiit comes in does 

628
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,240
their shitty little Khajiit 
accent. 

629
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,600
OK, 5 bucks for a salmon steak. 
Three things. 

630
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:43,600
How about I give you a piece of 
salt instead for the salmon 

631
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,080
steak? 
It took a piece of salt to make 

632
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,880
the steak. 
Two pieces of salt with these 

633
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,400
salmon steak. 
I am a salt. 

634
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,480
If you're paying with just salt,
it's going to be 3. 

635
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,680
But that's enough to make 3 
salmon steaks. 

636
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,400
It's not like you're missing the
crucial ingredient. 

637
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,960
The salmon. 
The salmon. 

638
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,240
Yeah. 
The salmon added ingredient. 

639
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,320
This one would actually have. 
We met before Blacksmith. 

640
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,080
This one's name is Giovanni and 
I. 

641
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,040
Am a little voice. 
And I don't have a funny little 

642
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,000
voice. 
OK. 

643
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,320
Yeah, I have put on funny little
voices because I made a lady so 

644
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,440
mad that her little fucking 
white Knights attacked me and 

645
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,960
then I really need to buy salt 
from her. 

646
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,240
So I came back with different 
robes on and I was like. 

647
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,000
Hey, can I buy some salt? 
And then once she sold me the 

648
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,240
salt, I was like, yeah thanks, I
dropped it and walked out. 

649
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,800
And but now for the most part I 
don't do a funny voice but 

650
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,400
people just walk up to the 
blacksmith and do a full fucking

651
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,960
lore dump on them. 
Kind of fail RP. 

652
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,080
You don't tell. 
You tell. 

653
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,720
Everybody, your own story. 
I've actually dragged someone 

654
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,320
aside after they did that out of
place. 

655
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,920
And I was like, hey, dude, I 
just want to let you know that 

656
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,720
like, I get it, you want to 
share with everybody your back 

657
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,280
story. 
But imagine for a second, like 

658
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,480
OOC out of character real quick.
If you were in the gas station 

659
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,760
and you walked up to the cashier
with people behind you and you 

660
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,680
were just like, hey, my name's 
Sam. 

661
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,240
I'm a YouTube. 
I live in Tallahassee. 

662
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,280
This is my family. 
This is my. 

663
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,560
Backstone. 
Kind of a revenge quest right 

664
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,560
now. 
Like you can't just start 

665
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,760
monologuing while you're doing 
business and Darkonian say it 

666
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,280
might be one of the highest. 
That is why I go there. 

667
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:34,040
Oh, do some investigations and 
see what you can find. 

668
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,240
One of the hits. 
I will try to talk. 

669
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,360
Oh my God, dude, this guy, this 
guy's doing like an Argonian 

670
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,640
lore dump about his life while 
I'm fucking standing in line 

671
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,040
behind him trying to buy milk. 
I might be perished by the time.

672
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,480
No, don't tell me this. 
I have faith that you will come 

673
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:56,880
through this unscathed. 
And I I've actually stopped 

674
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,240
people too. 
They'll be lore dumping on me. 

675
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:01,400
I'm like, did I even ask? 
Did I even fucking ask? 

676
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,640
Like what your stupid back story
is? 

677
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,920
Yeah, I was trying to buy some 
salt, man. 

678
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Just put the salt in the bag. 
Dude, I'm no longer interested 

679
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,600
in your salt. 
Your stupid back story pisses me

680
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,320
off so much I don't even want to
do business with you. 

681
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,800
Me and Bizzle were actually so 
frustrated with that one trade 

682
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,120
authority lady that had the 
standardized pricing. 

683
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,480
We left her place and then I'm 
talking like I, we had a full on

684
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,040
like argument with each other in
front of her about being so 

685
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,560
frustrated about her and her 
adherence to the regulations and

686
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,280
how they regulated the market. 
We went outside and we were 

687
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,680
talking about it and we're like,
we should just go back in there 

688
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,760
and fucking kill her. 
We just need to beat this woman 

689
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,720
to death just because of like 
what she's done to the economy. 

690
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:48,880
She's she's an act of cog 
ruining this entire thing. 

691
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,800
And we went to go back in there 
and I think we made her so upset

692
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800
arguing in front of her. 
She had gotten off for the 

693
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,440
night. 
We walked out of her store. 30 

694
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,920
seconds later, she had locked 
the door and logged off. 

695
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,880
She was gone. 
So yeah, we're, we're in there. 

696
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,280
We're definitely causing 
trouble. 

697
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,080
But also the encyclopedic 
knowledge that everybody has 

698
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,040
about the goings ONS of Skyrim 
is hilarious to me 'cause my 

699
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,680
guy's supposed to just be like, 
I'm a poor guy that grew up in 

700
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:21,760
Rorkstead and I know what's 
happening in Rorkstead. 

701
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,840
I know how to make some food. 
I know that I can get my food 

702
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,280
and sell it to Mark hearth 
because they have more people 

703
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,720
and I know I can sell more stuff
to Whiterun because there's more

704
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,640
people there. 
But like, you'll talk to some 

705
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,200
people and they'll be like, Oh 
yes, the old married Dominion. 

706
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,040
Yes, like this happened and that
happened. 

707
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,120
I'm like, did you go to college 
or something? 

708
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,120
He's like, no, I'm like, why the
fuck do you know all this? 

709
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,120
Like how do you, how does, how 
does your character know all 

710
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,560
this? 
You can tell they have that 

711
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,280
fucking wiki open on their other
monitor and. 

712
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,080
They're talking to a guy that's 
not going to be impressed. 

713
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,080
Yeah, that kind of thing. 
Yeah. 

714
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,760
No, I think that should slip. 
Because it's fail RP almost. 

715
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,280
It it it's bordering fail RP but
they think it's RP. 

716
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,560
Yeah, but oh, look at look at 
Mr. Smart over here. 

717
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,840
Yeah. 
How does a fisherman from a 

718
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,280
small town? 
Yeah, you should barely know how

719
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,720
to fucking read. 
I'm actually. 

720
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,440
Sure, men should know about 
fish. 

721
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:20,040
Fish fucking breathing. 
Yep, that's it. 

722
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,000
Bingo. 
They shouldn't have any other 

723
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,920
hobbies or interests. 
Yeah, very one-dimensional 

724
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,400
characters. 
Perfect RP server. 

725
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,440
All I'm saying is when I see an 
Argonian, I, I go like, what's 

726
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,240
going on down there? 
You. 

727
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,880
Stare at them. 
Yeah, I've I like there's very 

728
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,200
strict like no ERP and I'm like 
look dude, I'm not trying to. 

729
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,560
Get What's ERP? 
Erotic role-playing. 

730
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,240
None. 
Well, that I, I do back people 

731
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,880
up into a corner and I go, look,
I'm not trying to, I'm not 

732
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,360
trying to get with you or 
anything. 

733
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,440
Penis wise, what are we talking 
about? 

734
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:02,160
I, I went to a wedding between 
two Argonians and I was like, so

735
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,080
how do you guys consummate this 
thing? 

736
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,880
Like, do you have a cloaca? 
Like what's going on down there?

737
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,200
And they wouldn't, they wouldn't
elaborate. 

738
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,000
They wouldn't tell me. 
Which means it's crazy, you 

739
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,840
know? 
It's crazy on there. 

740
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,720
Yeah. 
Fail RP would not answer my 

741
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,040
questions. 
No, that's probably the best RP 

742
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,080
is them getting uncomfortable 
and walking away. 

743
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,640
I said this is just like real 
life. 

744
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,920
This is incredible. 
This is every. 

745
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,640
Time I ask these questions I met
with this Stonewall. 

746
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,400
Can you do they have like so 
that there's no ERP so you can 

747
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,720
you, is there like a big emote 
wheel? 

748
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,960
Yeah, yeah, like GTAR. 
P Yeah, yeah. 

749
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:50,320
OK, can you make them like KISS?
No, there's no, there's no like 

750
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,040
any sort of romantic. 
There's no two person ones. 

751
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,840
Yeah, on the GTARP, me and Dugo 
used to do a lot of like, like 

752
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,040
flirting emotes together, 
especially if like he had been 

753
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,440
off doing some reporting and 
then I was doing some reporting.

754
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,960
We hadn't seen each other in a 
couple days. 

755
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,160
We'd meet up and be like, hey, 
dude, good to do business. 

756
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,240
All right, let's go. 
And we'd walk around a corner. 

757
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,120
And then when we were in 
private, we had this emote where

758
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,360
we'd be sipping wine and like 
pushing on each other and like 

759
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,960
doing like Caddy little like 
flirting emotes they. 

760
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,560
Don't have anything like that. 
They don't have stuff like that 

761
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:30,120
on the Skyrim one, but I think 
the point is of what I was 

762
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,960
trying to get here was that 
naturally when a person plays 

763
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,000
these things, they see the 
whitelist server and they go, 

764
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,320
God, I got to get in there. 
Because it's harder to get into.

765
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,320
It's hard to get into it's. 
You always want to get into 

766
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,600
something. 
Yeah, Exclusive. 

767
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,440
It is a complete downgrade in 
every conceivable way. 

768
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,000
That's disappointing. 
A complete downgrade and there's

769
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,400
less wheelings and dealings and 
it's less economy driven. 

770
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,080
In fact, it seems like they want
to get rid of the economy just 

771
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,400
so they can make way for their 
stupid little storylines. 

772
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,760
Stupid little fucking lobbyists 
in there. 

773
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,440
Yeah, it's it's Oh my God, the 
amount of time I've had to sit 

774
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,480
there waiting for the Yarl to 
see me so I can fucking plead 

775
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,680
with him. 
Oh, fuck, I can't wait till I 

776
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,360
can push. 
You got a. 

777
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,080
Line of 50 guys in front of you 
just telling the yarl like. 

778
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,480
Yeah. 
Hello I am from this. 

779
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,360
Welcome. 
This one's name is and I am from

780
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:38,280
elsewhere and I've come here and
fuck dude and all the all the 

781
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,640
dark. 
Actually, the dark elves are 

782
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,360
usually pretty cool because they
have their slang that they use. 

783
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,320
They call each other in Wah. 
It's like a in. 

784
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,760
Yeah, I get it in world slang 
term. 

785
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,080
Yeah. 
They won't let me say it, but 

786
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,920
I'm hoping one day they'll let 
they'll let me. 

787
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,440
What's up? 
You guys hungry? 

788
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,920
We're just a couple end wars 
minding our own business, OK? 

789
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,520
Couple what? 
He said in something couple 

790
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:11,000
couple end wars. 
Is that like a word that I can 

791
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,800
use too or is that like your 
your own word that only you can 

792
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,720
use? 
No, you cannot choose. 

793
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,240
OK, OK. 
Hey, wait, hold up Marco, can I 

794
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,040
talk to you for a second over 
here? 

795
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,000
Yes, yes, yeah. 
They just use that word and I 

796
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,120
want nothing more than to be 
able to use it. 

797
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,760
I want to use it so fucking bad.
I wonder if we start dressing 

798
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,480
like them and listening to their
music if they would let us use 

799
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,320
the word. 
That guy right there, we heard 

800
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,680
him say it as we left the end. 
Yeah, he said it. 

801
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,360
Yeah, this guy, this guy right 
here, he kept saying it. 

802
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,840
He kept saying, he kept saying 
those guys right there, the the 

803
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,680
word, he said those. 
He said that word that you said 

804
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:54,040
earlier, that you said nobody 
can say he which what you know, 

805
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,840
which one? 
The one you love so much that 

806
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,560
you keep saying all the time. 
No, I do not. 

807
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,080
Maybe we should see. 
Where he lives Mavaria, so he is

808
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,320
headed towards the Grey Quart. 
If you shoot him with a bow, you

809
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,640
should turn the bow sideways 
because it looks cooler. 

810
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:15,280
I think so far of everybody I've
met, I think dark elves are like

811
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,680
the most like they stick 
together and they seem like 

812
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:22,840
they're the coolest to to hang 
out with of the groups. 

813
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,600
They got thrown at a Windhelm. 
The Gray quarter is no longer 

814
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,000
the Gray quarter. 
It's just like some cracker 

815
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,760
corner now. 
I don't, I don't know, but 

816
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,520
they've set up in Markarth, so 
I'm surrounded by them and all 

817
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,000
my friends on there are little 
dark elves, but I'm one of them 

818
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,720
now. 
They say they're going. 

819
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,600
To look at some dark elf 
friends. 

820
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,560
So it's pretty cool. 
Well. 

821
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,680
Yeah, you haven't met them 
because they live in a different

822
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,440
hold, but they let me say Enwa 
swear. 

823
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,360
To God, they're their friend or.
Well, they buy food from me 

824
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,400
'cause they have to 'cause I 
supply the food there and it's 

825
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,560
really hard to get salt over 
there in Mark Hearth. 

826
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:03,280
Is the combat like super janky 
or how like if you're just out 

827
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,040
in the wilderness are there do 
people try to kill you or? 

828
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,600
No. 
Is it like you sound like? 

829
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:16,440
Super fail or like yeah. 
Yeah, like just attacking 

830
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,800
someone if they're out and about
is it? 

831
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,520
That's a no go. 
But I was in, I was in white run

832
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,880
and I was looking for a job as a
cook and I and there was another

833
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,560
guy there that was also just 
selling some fucking food on my 

834
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,240
turf in the biggest city in 
Skyrim, believe it or not, which

835
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,440
pissed me off. 
This guy was not my friend right

836
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,160
off the bat and I was talking. 
To Khajiit. 

837
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,600
Actually, yes, he was. 
I don't want. 

838
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,200
For some reason I just did not 
like. 

839
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,480
I did not like this guy. 
I was talking to the the Tavern 

840
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,120
owner, the in the Bannard mayor.
And I was like, hey, I need like

841
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,640
a job selling food. 
Do you know of any places? 

842
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,560
And she was like, actually, 
yeah. 

843
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,360
The the Candle Hearth Hall in 
Windhelm is open right now. 

844
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,560
They're looking for a new, a new
chef, a new like, person to run 

845
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,600
the Tavern. 
I said whoa that's awesome, 

846
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,800
fucking Khajiit next to me. 
Oh that's interesting. 

847
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:16,000
This one might go and submit an.
Application too big cat legs. 

848
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,320
Yeah, and, and I was like, she's
fucking talking to me, dude. 

849
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Like, keep the fuck out of this.
Were you eavesdropping over 

850
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,840
there? 
You standing right next to me 

851
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,640
acting like he's part of the 
conversation too? 

852
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,920
And so he starts running for the
gate. 

853
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,320
I'm like, I had to beat this guy
here. 

854
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,120
So, you know, fail RPI kind of 
immediately. 

855
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,760
Get on Discord and I'm like 
Bizzle you. 

856
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,320
There's a fucking cat we need to
kill in between here and 

857
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,360
Windhelm. 
I'm on foot, let's go. 

858
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,720
And we're beelining it to 
Windhelm and yeah, you know, I 

859
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:49,280
arrive at Candle Hearth Hall. 
That guy doesn't. 

860
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,160
His body is laying out there in 
between White Run and Candle 

861
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,000
Hearth Hall. 200 gold slid into 
Bizzle's inventory. 

862
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,520
No, Bizzle actually couldn't 
figure out where the hell we 

863
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,000
were. 
I had to beat him to death by 

864
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,440
myself. 
But did he just did he cry out? 

865
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,320
Yeah, and here's actually where 
I fucked up is that when you're,

866
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,840
when you're just walking up to 
someone, they don't have a name 

867
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,840
above their head. 
You do have to like introduce 

868
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,000
yourself to. 
Other random kasheeds on the 

869
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,520
way. 
No, this guy had a chef's head 

870
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:21,920
on. 
I knew. 

871
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,480
And he was arguing with me the 
whole time. 

872
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,680
He's like, I'm going to get 
there first. 

873
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,840
Like the better chef will win. 
I'm like, no, I'm not even. 

874
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,480
You're probably a better chef 
than me. 

875
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,200
I'm not leaving it up to that. 
I'm just going to beat your ass 

876
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,440
and then the only chef that 
shows up is going to win. 

877
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,200
So I I beat the hell out of him,
but then I made the mistake of 

878
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,960
introducing myself to him. 
While. 

879
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,280
His body was on the ground. 
It just said, introduce 

880
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,880
yourself. 
I was like, hey, I'm introducing

881
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,360
my body to yours while you're on
the ground, you little bitch. 

882
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,200
And when you introduce yourself 
to them, then they can see your 

883
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,720
name above your head. 
And that's, that's another 

884
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:59,000
little trick I do is people go 
like, oh, like my name is blank.

885
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,480
And they introduce themselves to
me. 

886
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,960
And then they go, what's your 
name? 

887
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,760
And I go, my name's Zebulon. 
And then I just walk away and 

888
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,440
they're like, you haven't 
introduced yourself to me. 

889
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,600
I'm like, yeah, yeah, I just 
told you I'm Zebulon. 

890
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,840
I don't want them to be able to 
see my name again. 

891
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,600
I want to be able to put on my 
little dibella robes and them 

892
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:19,760
have no idea who this guy is. 
But anyways, yeah, I showed up 

893
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,480
in Kendall Hearth Hall and then 
him and his friends showed up 

894
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,520
later, which I think is fail RP 
to show up after you get your 

895
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,040
ass kicked to the place you 
yeah, with a friend. 

896
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,520
And of course, his friend was 
like, I saw this man kill my 

897
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,640
friend and I'm like, who did I 
kill? 

898
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,560
He's like my friend. 
I'm like this guy. 

899
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,800
And he's like, ma'am, he looks 
fine to me. 

900
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,360
What do you mean I killed him? 
He looks fine. 

901
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,480
But I didn't end up getting the 
job anyways. 

902
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,560
But I did piss that guy off. 
And that guy ended up getting 

903
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,480
the job. 
No, he didn't get the job. 

904
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,280
He ended up getting a job at 
fucking Bannard Mayor at the 

905
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,920
place we. 
At the place where you got the 

906
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,200
tip. 
Yeah, I got the tip. 

907
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,320
He got an awesome job there. 
Next time I saw him, he was 

908
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,880
like, I'm rolling in cast, dude,
it's actually all water under 

909
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,680
the bridge. 
I'm like fuck you you little 

910
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,400
bitch. 
I'm assuming there's not like a 

911
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,920
thieves Guild or anything or you
probably can't steal. 

912
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,680
Can you steal from other people?
I've done a lot of stealing OK, 

913
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:18,000
but you can't No, there's not a 
legal way to steal. 

914
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,080
Like if I if they caught me 
doing it, I. 

915
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,920
Liked it to be legal. 
I would get kicked out of the 

916
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,920
server types like. 
It's not like. 

917
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:28,280
End up doing voyeurism stuff 
just watching and hanging out. 

918
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,280
There is a guy that I've met 
that plays an orc that is 

919
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,600
probably the coolest like bad 
ass character that I've come 

920
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,680
across. 
And he, I mean, he was a funny 

921
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,680
guy and I talked to him for like
a couple hours, like we kept 

922
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,720
bumping into each other and he 
was always just like hanging 

923
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,040
around in Mark Hearth. 
And I was like, hey, dude, 

924
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,840
what's your name by the way? 
And he pulled my thing on me. 

925
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,600
He's like, I'm not giving you my
name. 

926
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,960
And I was like, what do you 
mean? 

927
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,480
He's like, Nah, the only people 
that get my name are people that

928
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,240
beat me in combat and like 
anybody that would come by with 

929
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,400
armor and like a weapon. 
He's like, hey dude, you want 

930
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,480
to, you want to fight right 
here, right now? 

931
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,480
I saw him murder a fucking Mark 
Hearth guard in front of the ARL

932
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,920
and get away with it 'cause he 
was just like he. 

933
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,560
He said he was game to fight. 
I'm sorry you had such a pussy 

934
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,760
on your on your payroll dude. 
We fought in battle together. 

935
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,680
OK. 
We all. 

936
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,920
I didn't see you do any 
fighting, did I? 

937
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,280
I did. 
I killed 3. 

938
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,640
Really. 
You killed 3 nodes. 

939
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,880
I killed 7. 
I didn't see you there. 

940
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,320
Look at my. 
Eye it can. 

941
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,560
It's conditional. 
It can be you as. 

942
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,840
The IT seems that the guards 
here crumpled quite easily. 

943
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,320
He's going to be taken to the 
temple. 

944
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:45,440
Is that his body over there? 
This guy has murdered so many 

945
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,480
people just in town and gotten 
away with it. 

946
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,440
And if if they put up a good 
fight, he shares their name. 

947
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,200
So there's like maybe 10 people 
in the server that know his 

948
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:59,160
name, but they but they all are 
like they know him when they see

949
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,000
him. 
They know him, but there's not a

950
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,560
usually other people are very 
tell not show with their 

951
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,360
badassery. 
Yeah, yeah. 

952
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,200
That is cool. 
I respect that guy sounds stoic.

953
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,480
I also like coming across like 
every now and then you'll find 

954
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,600
like 4 guys that you can tell 
have nothing and they'll just 

955
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,920
wait in the middle of the road 
in between cities and you know 

956
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,920
you're about to get robbed. 
The second you see them, they're

957
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,440
just lined up. 
They're like look dude, just 

958
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,360
give me something. 
And I'm like you know what, I 

959
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,080
respect it. 
I'll give you guys some food. 

960
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,440
Are there still Dragons? 
No, there's no Dragons. 

961
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,360
It's supposed to be 20 years 
after the events of Skyrim. 

962
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,320
Be cool if a dragon attacked the
town. 

963
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,520
That's what I, yeah, that's what
I was thinking. 

964
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,920
Well, the, it is funny, like 
just focusing so much on like 

965
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,200
small scale stuff like just 
Wheeling and dealing potatoes 

966
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,440
and like making beef Stew and 
mud crab legs like I'm doing 

967
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,520
because like every person I talk
to, they're like, have you heard

968
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,880
a wild pack of werewolves has 
attacked Falkreath and the, the 

969
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,160
these people have made a band of
nights to go down there and 

970
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,240
reprieve the city and help them 
out. 

971
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:14,120
And I'm like, do you want to buy
some fucking salmon steak or 

972
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,040
not, dude? 
Because I got a screaming deal 

973
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,680
right now. 
If you buy 20 of them, you get 

974
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,160
each one for three gold and 
they're like whatever, OK, I 

975
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,880
guess. 
That's awesome. 

976
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,040
You're really good at. 
Yeah, being the the just a cog 

977
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,600
machine. 
Yeah, I want to be small time, 

978
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,480
very small time, yeah. 
But can you become a werewolf? 

979
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,000
I guess, yeah, I guess I could. 
Werewolf chef. 

980
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,560
That's interesting. 
Werewolf in a big chef's hat. 

981
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,640
Now we're starting to get 
somewhere. 

982
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,120
Yeah. 
Vampire chef, No garlic please. 

983
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,920
Yeah, I I did come across a 
giant group of people that were 

984
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,080
like, now let's go back to 
Fortress Dawnguard. 

985
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,120
And they were like running down 
the road. 

986
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,960
And I was like, hey, do you guys
need any food? 

987
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,960
There was they were like, we're 
part of a secret organization. 

988
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,000
So secret we can't even tell 
you. 

989
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,640
But yes, we could use food. 
And I was like, are you part of 

990
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,880
the Dawnguard? 
And they're like, how'd you 

991
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,080
know? 
I'm like, 'cause you all just 

992
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,880
screamed, like, to Fort 
Dawnguard. 

993
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,400
I'm assuming it's probably the 
Dawnguard. 

994
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:21,320
And I was like, I haven't even 
seen a single vampire or, like, 

995
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,760
evil, evil creature. 
And they're like, they're 

996
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,200
around. 
They're around. 

997
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,640
I can be sure. 
Yeah, yeah. 

998
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,800
That'd be awesome if they were 
just the Dawnguard and there's 

999
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,960
no vampires and they're just 
like, yeah, we did our fucking 

1000
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,200
job. 
Now we're resting on our 

1001
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,240
laurels. 
OK, We're chilling now, but I 

1002
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,720
don't know how to join any of 
those things. 

1003
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,200
They seem like they're more 
higher up. 

1004
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,480
Like if you're going to be an 
evil guy, you have to be like a 

1005
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,280
like a game master or something 
or like in there for a long 

1006
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,480
time. 
Because I think you could become

1007
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,640
a secret organizations cook at 
some point, you know they all 

1008
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,320
need to cook. 
Dawnguard Chef. 

1009
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,520
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, just garlic food. 

1010
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,040
Yeah, heavy garlic. 
Garlic. 

1011
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,280
Awesome. 
I'm just making sure I'm just 

1012
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,120
making. 
Sure, that would be fun too, to 

1013
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,280
be. 
If you can become a vampire, try

1014
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,560
to become their chef. 
But you're a vampire, yeah? 

1015
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,760
Right guys, I do not like 
putting garlic in them. 

1016
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,640
Slight problem, garlic prices 
are outrageous. 

1017
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,200
Yeah, they are actually insane. 
Garlic prices are pretty high 

1018
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,520
right now because everybody 
likes making beef Stew so much. 

1019
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,240
And I've been and it's been hard
to find garlic. 

1020
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,760
The one thing that you can grab 
in the world is like, have you 

1021
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:47,800
ever been to like a campsite or 
something or like someone's 

1022
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,040
house and like above the hearth,
they'll have like herbs drying 

1023
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,480
in Skyrim or they'll have like 
fish hanging from a thing. 

1024
00:56:55,720 --> 00:57:00,200
You can like you can grab those 
and like if you're out and about

1025
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,720
and you see like a Bush that has
like alchemy ingredients, you 

1026
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:06,040
can grab those. 
But you can't like pick up a 

1027
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,800
sword or pick or like loot a 
chest unless it up. 

1028
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,840
To you in the point of like 
doing the caves. 

1029
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,200
You do you. 
When you kill stuff, you can 

1030
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,280
loot it. 
Oh, OK. 

1031
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,800
And then at the end of the end 
of it, they'll there will be a 

1032
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:25,520
chest that has like a glowing 
green aura around it as if it's 

1033
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,320
done like an alteration spell. 
And that's a chest that you can 

1034
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,840
actually loot. 
Cool. 

1035
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,720
Yeah, I got to play this shit. 
I got to get out there. 

1036
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,080
It's honestly very fun and it is
funny too. 

1037
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:41,920
Like I had Aqua on there and 
it's funny how like it's he's he

1038
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,320
almost plays it like it's AG mod
like role plays a very like very

1039
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,680
different vibe. 
He was just like a little 

1040
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,480
homeless man like crawling 
around going like and people are

1041
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,040
like, what are you doing? 
And he's. 

1042
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,360
Lore hungry. 
They're like, what the fuck are 

1043
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,760
you doing? 
Get out of my shop before I call

1044
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,240
the guard on you. 
And he's like, he's just like 

1045
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,240
crawling around making noises. 
And they're like, they, they're,

1046
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,960
they're just so like serious. 
And, and, and I even had to be 

1047
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,200
that serious guy for a second 
'cause I was like starting to 

1048
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,280
get a job from someone. 
And he kept like, going over 

1049
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,880
there and going like, and I was 
just like, hey, dude, you're 

1050
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,200
like really fucking this up for 
me right now, like. 

1051
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,320
You're embarrassing me. 
Yeah, you're, you're 

1052
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,040
embarrassing me and I need this 
garlic and salt hookup, OK? 

1053
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,240
And you're over there screaming 
right now and they keep asking 

1054
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,040
questions about you. 
And it's it's keeping me from 

1055
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,440
the swindle, OK? 
Sounds like it's going to turn 

1056
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,560
into Red Dead RP. 
No fun allowed. 

1057
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,320
Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 
I I I smell that with the with 

1058
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,280
the whitelist specifically, very
no fun. 

1059
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,400
No fun. 
No high jinx. 

1060
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,120
No, not a lot of high jinx and 
there's certain people that have

1061
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,120
a particular amount of sway 
within the server. 

1062
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Yarls. 
Ladies. 

1063
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,320
If. 
You're if you're a lady and 

1064
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,960
you're on those that whitelist 
server you have. 

1065
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,400
An RP as a lady. 
Hello. 

1066
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,720
Hello dear. 
Yeah, no, no. 

1067
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,560
You know, if you're doing that, 
if you're putting on a lady's 

1068
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,680
voice. 
This is doubtfire style. 

1069
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:22,720
We can tell we call you a a 
novice illusionist is what we 

1070
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,760
call you. 
Yeah, we go wow, that was a an 

1071
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,560
illusionist, I think a novice 
one at that. 

1072
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:27,840
Lovely. 
I'm. 

1073
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:37,000
Just getting a little garlic. 
But it's basically 

1074
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,760
all-encompassing. 
I'm living in Skyrim now and. 

1075
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,920
It's taking all your time. 
It's. 

1076
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,440
Taking all my time, it's taking,
it's taking everything from me. 

1077
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,080
And the current, the current 
shitty little scheme that I'm 

1078
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:53,080
doing is Bizzle's actually mad 
at me because we've been going 

1079
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,640
around just taking advantage of 
people and like we'll bust into 

1080
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,000
like someone's shop and just 
start sweeping in the shop. 

1081
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,880
And then the people will be 
like, what are you doing? 

1082
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,440
And we'll be like, we there was 
a guy here yesterday that told 

1083
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,000
us he'd pay US 25 gold if we 
sweep the place. 

1084
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,480
And then they'll be like, I'm 
not paying you. 

1085
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,920
And then we go, well, we've 
already done the work. 

1086
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,360
So I could take this up with the
guards or he could pay me. 

1087
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,560
And they they give you 
something. 

1088
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,520
They give you something. 
All right, everybody grab a 

1089
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,880
carpet and start sweeping. 
Hello. 

1090
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,800
Is there anything I could catch?
Hello. 

1091
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,200
Why are they sweeping? 
Oh, you speak? 

1092
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:34,560
Are you here for a job 
application to my partner? 

1093
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,920
No, we're, we're the cleaning 
company you hired. 

1094
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,360
Oh, I do not remember hiring any
cleaning company. 

1095
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:47,520
Yeah, yeah, we spoke yesterday. 
Oh that would be very hard as I 

1096
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,440
slept most of yesterday. 
Oh no, I I talked to the person 

1097
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,680
behind the counter yesterday and
they said if we came in and 

1098
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,440
swept all the rugs, we'd get 20 
gold. 

1099
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,000
Did you by chance catch their 
name? 

1100
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:04,040
No, I have no idea. 
Of course, of course. 

1101
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,760
Well, I do appreciate people 
keeping to their word. 

1102
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,640
And even though I don't know 
which of my employees did that, 

1103
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,560
surely they had the reason to 
assume that we needed help 

1104
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,720
cleaning. 
So I appreciate the help. 

1105
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,800
But yeah, that 20 gold hub, I'm 
ready when you are. 

1106
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,360
Sure thing. 
Here, here you. 

1107
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,280
There you go, Sir. 
Thank you so much for showing up

1108
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,520
and cleaning when needed. 
I appreciate that. 

1109
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,560
That's the stuff that Bizzle 
likes doing. 

1110
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,560
And I have now dedicated myself 
to being the court chef in Mark 

1111
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:39,360
Hearth and he keeps cornering me
and I keep introducing him as my

1112
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,040
sous chef and he keeps cornering
me going like what happened to 

1113
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,640
you, man? 
I thought we were doing. 

1114
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,480
What about the sweeping? 
What about being a bum? 

1115
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,920
What about being a fucking bum 
and just going around and and 

1116
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,880
swindling people? 
You're going to change up once 

1117
01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:01,280
you get that big, big raise. 
No, it's a long con. 

1118
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:05,360
It's a long con because sure, 
being the court chef and Mark 

1119
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,920
Hearth right now, they've given 
me access to the the kitchens so

1120
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,320
I have a place to sleep and I 
have a little barrel I can lock 

1121
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,440
up my goods in for the first 
time ever. 

1122
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,520
And but now I'm like, I keep 
going like, hey, guys, I keep 

1123
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,280
talking to the steward. 
I'm like, am I supposed to get 

1124
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:26,240
stuff to cook? 
I need to have produce and you 

1125
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:29,800
guys aren't giving me a stipend 
to pay for produce to then sell 

1126
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,920
back to you. 
I mean this isn't like there's 

1127
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,440
no point to the job, There's no 
point. 

1128
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,840
And I found a little plot of 
land that has about 5 cabbages. 

1129
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,360
If you play the game, Enter 
Markarth, take a left, go all 

1130
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,160
the way up. 
It's next to the waterfall, 

1131
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,440
there's like 5 cabbages sitting 
on like a a pile of dirt. 

1132
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,360
It's the most worthless piece of
farming property in the entire 

1133
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,120
game. 
But nobody owns it 'cause it's 

1134
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,400
not an official building, it's 
just a plot. 

1135
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,240
And if you walk up to it, it 
says you're not whitelisted for 

1136
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:02,080
for farming. 
And what I'm trying to do is 

1137
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,960
just go like, I just need access
to farm this so I can make 

1138
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,400
cabbage soup for the yarl. 
He loves cabbage soup. 

1139
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,200
He loves it. 
He can't go. 

1140
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,080
He can't. 
Go to bed without his cabbage 

1141
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,320
soup. 
He needs it. 

1142
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,080
It makes them happy. 
And who am I to stand in the way

1143
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,880
of the yarl, you know? 
And the steward's like, 

1144
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,920
steward's a fucking Khajiit. 
Of course. 

1145
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,640
He's like, methinks this, it 
could actually be something that

1146
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,360
maybe I could do if I told you 
about elsewhere. 

1147
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,760
Where I am from, the jungles are
so thick. 

1148
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,280
Like I put up with him for one 
second. 

1149
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,840
Why don't we send your ass back 
to elsewhere? 

1150
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:41,840
And anyway, so they, he told me 
I need to go to the plot of land

1151
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,400
and pray to the gods, which 
means basically send a, a 

1152
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,200
message to the administrators 
because it's above his pay 

1153
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,000
grade. 
And so now for two days I've 

1154
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,160
been sitting there above this 
plot of land, submitting support

1155
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,000
tickets, going like, and I have 
my arms up emoting like I'm 

1156
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,080
praying to the heavens. 
I'm like, please, the I'm the 

1157
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,600
new court chef of Mark Hearth, 
and I need the ability to pull 

1158
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,280
these cabbages out of the soil 
so that I can provide for the 

1159
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,600
oral. 
Now, I can see immediately why 

1160
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,400
Bissell's pissed about this, 
because it's lame. 

1161
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,640
It's lame. 
But here's where it's important.

1162
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,120
If they give me the ability to 
farm that plot of land, they 

1163
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:28,240
don't have the ability to break 
up what where I can farm. 

1164
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,560
Once I'm whitelisted for farming
that one patch, I'm whitelisted 

1165
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,560
for farming any plot of land in 
the entirety of Skyrim. 

1166
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:39,080
And that's where the big produce
heist begins. 

1167
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:43,240
I March my ass back to white run
and all those fucking stupid 

1168
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:48,680
farmers that have bought the 
farm not been online, refuse to 

1169
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,000
sell me vegetables because they 
don't like me and they might 

1170
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,720
have their little boyfriends 
beat me up in the front yard. 

1171
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,920
All those places that are like 
the carrots are actually 4 gold 

1172
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,440
per carrot. 4 gold for a fucking
carrot. 

1173
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,240
I need 75 of them. 
I'm not going to bankrupt myself

1174
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:06,680
making carrots too, OK? 
So I can do is free 99, yeah. 

1175
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,840
Now I'm going to go over there 
and I'm going to do a snatch and

1176
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,080
grab on every single fucking 
carrot. 

1177
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,680
In there nobody that's going to 
be. 

1178
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,920
Them right in there. 
Yeah, I hope nobody do a snatch 

1179
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,200
and grab on my cabbage and 
carrots. 

1180
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,640
So you're just going to steal 
everything? 

1181
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,720
I'm going to fucking Grinch. 
Everything that's in the ground 

1182
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,080
is mine, OK? 
I'm going to take their wheat. 

1183
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,560
I'm going to take their fucking 
their eggs. 

1184
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,680
Out of their cheese in the soil,
Maggots. 

1185
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,440
I'm going to take everything, 
dude. 

1186
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,200
I'm going to take their dead 
ancestors and the the grave 

1187
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,320
plots behind their house. 
I'm going to take everything. 

1188
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,640
Put it. 
All in your barrel. 

1189
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,360
I haven't gotten that far. 
I just want to, I just want to 

1190
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,560
impact their business. 
Yeah, just. 

1191
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,840
Fuck up the economy a little bit
too. 

1192
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,800
Fuck up their economy. 
I'm not going to shit in 

1193
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,440
Markarth, I'm not going to take 
their economy. 

1194
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,520
They'll bite the hand. 
Yeah, but they're, I think 

1195
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,320
Markarth is, I think the rest of
the world's going to be very 

1196
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,440
appalled when Markarth has a 
huge surplus of produce that 

1197
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,080
it's selling above the 
standardized pricing that the 

1198
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,440
Skyrim Trade Authority has set 
because I'm outside the Skyrim 

1199
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,320
trade. 
Authority. 

1200
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,360
I'm the shadow leader of 
Markarth. 

1201
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:20,080
Working from the kitchen? 
Yeah, the Yarl's eating cabbage 

1202
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:24,200
soup out of your hand. 
Yeah, he's not the Yarl. 

1203
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,760
He's actually the Regent. 
Yeah, he's just the Regent. 

1204
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,840
There hasn't been a nobody's 
voted him in yet. 

1205
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:35,280
Yeah, they're still, they're 
still going through the some 

1206
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,160
people still got PTSD in there 
'cause they, they just came 

1207
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,720
through and killed everybody in 
Markarth. 

1208
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,560
So these are fresh people. 
Imagine if you're the guy that 

1209
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:49,720
brings the food to the people. 
How many votes you could buy to 

1210
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,200
be Chef Yarl? 
Chef. 

1211
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,920
Yarl Bizzle will be so mad. 
He would be, yeah. 

1212
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,760
All right, Bizzle, once I become
the yarl then we can then. 

1213
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,000
We can do the reals. 
Could really go into any store 

1214
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,560
and be like, I just cleaned up 
in here. 

1215
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,080
Yeah, I'm the yarl. 
He'll be my steward and he'll be

1216
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,560
like, don't you just want to get
back to the gutter? 

1217
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,240
Don't you just want to get back 
to the schemes? 

1218
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,160
Yeah, like midnight Walk down 
Crime Alley, please. 

1219
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,880
But Bizzle, we're about to 
swindle the entirety of Solitude

1220
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,760
with this trade agreement that 
we're doing. 

1221
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,600
It's the large scale schemes 
he's not a fan of. 

1222
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,360
He wants more of the just the 
little, the simple things like 

1223
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,040
breaking into someone's house or
yeah, and sneaking in. 

1224
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:38,520
We did steal a, a, a horse, a 
player's horse, and we ran away 

1225
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,840
with it and we're like, oh shit.
Like we took the horse. 

1226
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:45,120
They cost 1000 gold to buy, 
which is an insane amount of 

1227
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,640
money. 
I've seen two people on horses. 

1228
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,960
They we took the horse, we rode 
it all the way to white run and 

1229
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,920
right before we got to white 
run, it kept like turning back 

1230
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,360
because I think the person that 
owned the horse was like, 

1231
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,960
where's my horse? 
Bring it to me and was like 

1232
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,920
hitting a button to summon it or
something. 

1233
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,360
And it ended up just like 
breaking our game to the point 

1234
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,880
where we couldn't even log in 
for over a day. 

1235
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:12,960
I think that's fail RPI think if
you if your horse walks away 

1236
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,520
from you, even if it's got 
somebody on its back and it's 

1237
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:20,600
bolting over to white run to be 
sold to the stables for I think 

1238
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,080
probably 750 gold. 
I was thinking that was going to

1239
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,760
be our payday. 
A fair price. 

1240
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,920
Yeah, I think if you start 
hitting the summon horse button 

1241
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,920
when your horse got stolen, 
that's fail RP. 

1242
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,720
If it's if I was girl, I would 
kill you. 

1243
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,319
Range horse can't hear a 
whistle. 

1244
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,479
Yeah, I think, I think at most 
you should. 

1245
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:42,080
You should sit there and just go
like Horsey. 

1246
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,160
Where'd you go, Horsey? 
And then if you can't find it, 

1247
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,479
you're out of luck. 
Out of luck. 

1248
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,399
If you're rich enough to get one
horse, you can probably buy 

1249
01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:54,319
another. 
Yeah, I'm sure they they're, it 

1250
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:56,080
was probably some noble, I don't
know. 

1251
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,640
And they, they probably didn't 
even care that it went missing. 

1252
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,359
They were just upset that it 
walked away without them seeing 

1253
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:03,279
it. 
They were like, something's not 

1254
01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:05,760
under my control. 
And so they got mad. 

1255
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,479
Nobles, yes, even probably a 
Khajiit. 

1256
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:15,840
Probably, yeah, but that so 
that's that's why I didn't play 

1257
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:18,840
any Subnautica 2 with you. 
I hope you understand. 

1258
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:25,439
Well, thanks, I was very 
succinct explanation, but yeah, 

1259
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:27,520
that's probably what all my 
other friends are doing too, 

1260
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,279
Yeah. 
I think holy shit that's 

1261
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:33,000
literally like a 40 minute 
explanation of like why I wasn't

1262
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,920
playing so. 
It's like your whole life these 

1263
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,640
last couple weeks. 
It's, you know, why I wasn't 

1264
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,880
like, prepared at all for this 
podcast. 

1265
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,640
Today. 
You call. 

1266
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:48,040
Give me 20 guesses. 
I'm trying to export my 

1267
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:53,520
character as a, as a mesh so 
that I can rig it so that I can 

1268
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,760
do like face like motion 
capture, like I'm doing AV 

1269
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,560
tuber. 
But for my character, it's what 

1270
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,720
I'm trying to do. 
And I'm and I was like in the 

1271
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,640
middle of it. 
And then I saw your call and I 

1272
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,080
was like, oh, fuck no, I'm in 
the middle. 

1273
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,840
I'm in the middle of it. 
You're going to text me this 

1274
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,280
morning? 
Yeah, but then I got 

1275
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,280
sidetracked. 
I got so sidetracked doing all 

1276
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,240
this and I can't figure it out. 
I'm too stupid. 

1277
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,880
So I think I'm just. 
An off selling your house so you

1278
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,280
can play more Skyrim. 
Yeah, got the perfect setup for 

1279
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,960
it right here. 
I can't be as. 

1280
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,120
Good at the other house. 
I did. 

1281
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:34,120
I did find out the the other 
place has Gigabit Internet. 

1282
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:40,120
Whoo I have been struggling with
the worst fucking Internet for a

1283
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,200
long time and now it's I'm 
finally going to get Gigabit. 

1284
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,280
It's going to be crazy. 
Changed my life when I got it. 

1285
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,280
Yeah, Has it made you a better 
streamer? 

1286
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:57,840
It's made me go. 
I guess I could try that video 

1287
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,760
game out. 
It's only 80 gigabytes. 

1288
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:04,040
It'll be done in a GIF. 
But no, it doesn't really change

1289
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,600
much else. 
I can upload things really 

1290
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,440
quickly. 
That's cool. 

1291
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,960
It's just nice to have. 
It's just a dream of somebody. 

1292
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:20,200
I, I mean, I remember dial up. 
I remember shitty Internet in 

1293
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,560
the woods where like it would 
take literally days to download 

1294
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:29,200
a video game. 
So having it 5 minutes for like 

1295
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,680
any game, it's truly, it's truly
remarkable. 

1296
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,800
I remember my fucking grandma 
would call while I was in the 

1297
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:41,440
middle of doing like a bail run,
shut off grandma and my mom 

1298
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,840
would be like, hey, it's your 
grandma. 

1299
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:48,120
I got to answer this. 
I mean, no, no, mom, no, she 

1300
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,240
didn't get it, dude. 
She didn't fucking get it. 

1301
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,240
These aren't mephisto runs. 
OK, I can't just do these again 

1302
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:56,480
in in in 2 minutes. 
OK, I was doing these are bail 

1303
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,720
runs. 
Is it takes a long time to get 

1304
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,080
there? 
Dude I remember goddamn Destiny 

1305
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,880
one doing the vaults. 
On. 

1306
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,400
Dialogue, no, it was on 
dialogue, but I was on like 4 

1307
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:13,840
megabit Internet and I kept 
getting disconnected from them 

1308
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,360
and then I would lose out on the
loot at the end like a three 

1309
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:24,720
hour affair and my friends would
get mad at me and I'm like you 

1310
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,360
don't think I'm angry you don't 
think I'm upset about what's 

1311
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,360
happening right now and now 
you're going to be mad at me 

1312
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,520
you're. 
Victim blaming right now, Yeah, 

1313
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,000
They should have had a they 
should have had a little bit of 

1314
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,040
sympathy for you, I feel like. 
I would love some pity. 

1315
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:42,440
Yeah, no, I I've been there. 
I've been there. 

1316
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:45,280
Dude, I I feel for you. 
But now. 

1317
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,800
Hey Stole, go ahead and edit 
this so it's like I'm putting my

1318
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:56,640
hand on his shoulder in my. 
Yeah. 

1319
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,720
What is that? 
Something on the tip. 

1320
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,200
Interesting smell paste. 
Hey, I got a weird mouth peel. 

1321
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:09,160
I watched the Punisher special 
right before this podcast. 

1322
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,960
Do yourselves a favor, don't. 
It was. 

1323
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,040
It was OK. 
I. 

1324
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:21,880
It wasn't great. 
I I'm not that big on Jon 

1325
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:27,040
Bernthal. 
You know, I was at a time in 

1326
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:33,360
Daredevil season 2, but the 
yelling and him just going like,

1327
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,720
and he's always like shaking and
he's always, he's got like all 

1328
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,680
this PTSD. 
I'm like, if you're going to 

1329
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,400
punish him, just punish him. 
I'm OK. 

1330
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,320
Like you don't have to make such
a big, you have to be so loud 

1331
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:46,720
about it. 
Yeah, I. 

1332
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,120
Always thought that. 
Punisher was supposed to be 

1333
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,840
cool, calm and collected as he 
just dealt out punishments. 

1334
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,560
We need a more stoic punisher. 
Yeah. 

1335
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,320
This punisher is like. 
Yeah, he's a little bit too 

1336
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,880
guttural. 
Dude, I wanted to be moving 

1337
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,920
through those streets like a nun
with like a little ruler ready 

1338
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,840
to spank the naughties. 
I almost kind of like it at a 

1339
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:09,520
point because they had one scene
in it where this woman's 

1340
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,720
describing how he killed her 
son. 

1341
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,440
And she's like, it was like a 
wild animal. 

1342
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,840
And you just hear he's like 
dragging the guy out of the car.

1343
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,640
And he's like, I'm like, yeah, 
he does sound like a wild boar 

1344
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,560
or something like that would be 
kind of scary because he's like,

1345
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,400
completely feral. 
Yeah. 

1346
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:31,160
But he's also got all this PTSD 
where he's just constantly like,

1347
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,960
oh, my dead wife. 
I'm haunted by my dead wife and 

1348
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:37,120
kids. 
And they do exactly what we did 

1349
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,440
on the prospecting trip where 
it's like, oh, sweetheart, you 

1350
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,160
know, like, stop it. 
They did like 15 minutes of his 

1351
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,000
wife and kids being like 
flashbacks where they're just 

1352
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,280
like. 
Dad. 

1353
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:53,360
Stop and the wife like rolling 
over in bed like are you going 

1354
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,600
to come back to bed sweet like? 
Oh, I love you. 

1355
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,960
Talked about this guy's wife and
kids dying every single time 

1356
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,280
he's shown up. 
Yeah. 

1357
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:06,520
I don't need to keep being 
reminded and also I think he 

1358
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:12,880
should wear the thin blue line. 
As his as his Punisher logo. 

1359
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,600
Well, with the Punisher logo 
with the Punisher skull on it. 

1360
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:19,280
Well, I yeah, I think the the 
Punisher skull, thin blue line 

1361
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,240
and then the Trump hair I think 
should be. 

1362
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,040
Where did we saw that didn't? 
We yeah, we saw that while we 

1363
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,600
were in in Georgia. 
Yeah, someone unironically and I

1364
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:31,280
thought that was like a like a 
fake one that but you. 

1365
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,440
Can do a lot of accessories on a
Punisher skull. 

1366
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:37,680
You can do a lot of. 
You can have a. 

1367
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:42,840
Lot of the gay ear pierced. 
Chuck nuts on his chin. 

1368
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,720
You can do a lot. 
Yeah. 

1369
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,080
Couple of guns. 
It's just cool flames. 

1370
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:51,760
I just don't like how how 
minimalist the Punisher is with 

1371
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,920
his own logo. 
He really tries to keep it too 

1372
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:55,960
simple. 
You know? 

1373
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:56,680
He should. 
He should. 

1374
01:15:56,680 --> 01:16:02,360
Be a full skeleton. 
But like the shitty like trick 

1375
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,160
or treat outfit is the pajamas 
he's got the. 

1376
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:05,920
Arms. 
Yeah. 

1377
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,280
I think you should dress up like
a skeleton. 

1378
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:12,720
I think it would be cool. 
Green bones. 

1379
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,600
Yeah. 
Shitty Halloween costume. 

1380
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,400
I think it'd be scarier. 
Yeah, hearing that noise and 

1381
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,280
then just like the the glow in 
the dark green skeleton running 

1382
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:29,920
towards you. 
Yeah. 

1383
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:33,320
But I the only thing I like 
about Jon Bernthal is him on 

1384
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,200
like this podcast clips talking 
about how much he hates naps. 

1385
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,600
That was about the only thing I 
really know about him. 

1386
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:43,040
That and and The Walking Dead. 
Yeah, You know, I think I did 

1387
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,680
like him back in the day on The 
Walking day. 

1388
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,560
He wasn't in it like a ton. 
Yeah, right. 

1389
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,120
No, he, he got out. 
He was lucky he got out while 

1390
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,640
the show was still good. 
I think like Season 2, I think 

1391
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:56,720
he got out and then something 
like that quickly goes downhill 

1392
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,200
very quickly. 
Dude, every. 

1393
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,040
I'm assuming you don't watch The
Boys either. 

1394
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,720
This. 
It feels like it's been a while 

1395
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,040
since the show's wrapped up 
nicely. 

1396
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,040
Yeah, yeah, just like a good 
clean ending where they're like.

1397
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:18,520
Very popular shows they've been 
having a lot of trouble wrapping

1398
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:23,480
up when they should. 
Yeah, and people, you know what 

1399
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:25,600
people should on. 
Succession did a really good job

1400
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,600
of that. 
They got out good, ending great.

1401
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,120
Ending. 
I never saw that, though. 

1402
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,600
Yeah, it's really good. 
I should see it. 

1403
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:36,320
I think HBO gets a lot of Flack 
for cancelling shows early, but 

1404
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,800
I think they just go like, pump,
pump the brakes on that. 

1405
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,560
Like if you're not going to 
write an exit to it, I'm just 

1406
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,800
going to cancel that shit 
because it's I don't, I can't 

1407
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:50,040
bear to watch it go downhill. 
You're dragging and then someone

1408
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:53,480
like Netflix will cancel a show 
like The Dark Crystal Age of 

1409
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:57,320
Resistance without even a little
bit of fanfare, not even a 

1410
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:01,360
little bit of wrap up, you know,
just an incredible show like 

1411
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:08,680
that, and it pisses me off. 
You know what, as long as Bluey 

1412
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,240
still keeps getting new seasons,
I'm going to be happy. 

1413
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,600
Peppa Pig. 
Yeah, no, Peppa Pig's been done 

1414
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,120
with. 
Dude, I don't keep up too much. 

1415
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,640
I don't like Peppa Pig because 
they're so mean to the dad and 

1416
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:24,440
they keep calling him fat. 
That's not cool. 

1417
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:28,760
The dad, You better fucking 
respect his authority. 

1418
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,280
Respect Dad's authority. 
Should be scared of them. 

1419
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,160
Yeah, I should be a. 
Bore. 

1420
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:37,160
He should fucking flinch. 
Check Pepper, make her cower. 

1421
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,000
Yeah, he should sound like the 
Punisher. 

1422
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:43,360
He should wear a thin blue line 
shirt. 

1423
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:50,360
Yeah, they should go check in on
like, where's Dad? 

1424
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,200
They go out to the garage. 
He's got a weight set. 

1425
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:58,320
He's fucking bounding weights 
and he's fucking listening to 

1426
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,240
bad ass shit. 
He's listening to Def Leppard. 

1427
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,960
Yeah, Def Leppard. 
Real bad ass. 

1428
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:09,320
Like hardcore shit. 
Like some real Hard Rock. 

1429
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,600
Def Leppard. 
Let's see. 

1430
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:20,040
OK, so we talked about the trip.
We're going to skip porn for 

1431
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,800
this episode because I made a 
promise. 

1432
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:31,240
To who yourself? 
Number one, yeah, I just. 

1433
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,680
You got to keep. 
You got to keep yourself. 

1434
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,280
You got to keep yourself happy, 
OK? 

1435
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,880
You don't want to fail. 
It's like, no, not November, but

1436
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:42,320
instead of not jerking off I 
just don't talk about it because

1437
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:44,920
something pretty pretty scary 
happened. 

1438
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:50,840
The other day I went on my poop 
Instagram and my grandmother had

1439
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,800
liked one of my pictures. 
Didn't even know she had an 

1440
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,760
Instagram. 
That's scary. 

1441
01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:04,240
And. 
The caption was like, I'm pretty

1442
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:06,360
sure I talked about jerking off 
in the caption. 

1443
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,480
The picture, I don't even know 
if she read it. 

1444
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,160
I don't know. 
I feel like it's worse if she 

1445
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,280
did and then was like oh and 
liked it. 

1446
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,960
But I saw her this weekend. 
I was trying to get a vibe off 

1447
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,400
of her. 
Not like a vibe like like. 

1448
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,640
You into this? 
Interesting Grandma, I never 

1449
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:32,240
really saw you like that before.
It's gross, but I was trying to 

1450
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:38,920
see if she would, I don't know, 
have a tell she's like even if 

1451
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,760
she asked me like so like how's 
work? 

1452
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,880
But there was nothing. 
Stone cold, unreadable. 

1453
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,520
I just had to try to she was 
like somebody hacked my 

1454
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,720
Facebook, I think. 
And I clicked an e-mail that 

1455
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,520
said like, is this you? 
And I said no. 

1456
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:01,680
And now my my internet's blocked
Facebook in my house, the 

1457
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,760
grandma 911 she's I can't get on
Facebook. 

1458
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:09,560
And she brought me her iPad and 
I was like, can you fix this? 

1459
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,440
I'm like, I don't know why, I 
don't know. 

1460
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,720
I don't know what I'm doing. 
I looked it up. 

1461
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:18,680
I think I have to go to like her
house and fix it but. 

1462
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,120
Wait, she called you for a tech 
problem? 

1463
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,320
And she met me at my dad's house
and brought her iPad and was 

1464
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:29,920
like, doesn't have Facebook. 
I was like fuck. 

1465
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,920
Yeah. 
'Cause they just, when you're 

1466
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:36,800
vague about what you do for a 
job and they just know computers

1467
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,840
are involved, they do think I'm 
maybe like a a. 

1468
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,040
Wiz kid guy. 
Yeah, yeah, well, I'm kind of a 

1469
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,600
Wiz kid. 
I plugged in that damn thing. 

1470
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,600
You got me, didn't I? 
Whoa, it's not there. 

1471
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:49,480
I plugged it in because it is 
storming incredibly hard 

1472
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:50,680
outside. 
Yeah. 

1473
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,200
And I'm saying, you know, it's 
like I got some, I can do some 

1474
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,960
Wiz kid stuff. 
Here and there, here and there. 

1475
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,760
Here and there. 
Oh, it's, I think there's levels

1476
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:05,400
to it because if, you know, you 
compare yourself, yeah, if you 

1477
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,720
compare yourself to her, yeah, 
you're like Nikola Tesla. 

1478
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:12,440
But if we compare ourselves to 
like someone that actually knows

1479
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,280
what they're doing, it's like, 
I'm like a caveman. 

1480
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:22,240
I do a lot of fumbling and like 
getting guidance from Indian 

1481
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,480
guys on YouTube. 
That's that's how I I, I don't 

1482
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:29,000
even, I can't even navigate my 
computer without looking up a 

1483
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:32,040
tutorial from an Indian guy. 
I do a lot of lying. 

1484
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,160
About how good you are on the 
computer just. 

1485
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:39,720
Exaggerating, you know, or you 
know, I'm talking to a guy and 

1486
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,800
he's like a doctor or something.
I'm like, yeah, I'm basically a 

1487
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,320
software engineer. 
And they're like, oh, you know, 

1488
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,040
And then if they know anything 
about it, it's like foot and 

1489
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,800
mouth, like, oh, what coding 
languages do you like? 

1490
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,240
I'm like, God, there's so many 
good ones. 

1491
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,360
God, there's just so many I 
enjoy. 

1492
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,440
And they all have different. 
You can tell that's a hell of a 

1493
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,320
bluff if you you don't even have
one you're confident in 

1494
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:02,160
answering with. 
Probably English. 

1495
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:08,800
I mainly code in English. 
I would say 1. 

1496
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,960
Time I was like. 
Java. 

1497
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,800
And he's like, really? 
I would have thought from what 

1498
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,600
you described to be more of a 
JavaScript guy. 

1499
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:20,600
And I'm like, son of a bitch. 
He's right. 

1500
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,040
He's one fucker. 
He's actually a cool guy. 

1501
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:28,160
He might even listen to this. 
But one of my friends introduced

1502
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:33,360
me to his friend and he's like a
whiz kid and God, he pissed me 

1503
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:37,520
off 'cause he was talking about 
he's a doctor and he has a 

1504
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:40,640
photographic memory, which is 
like the coolest thing to have. 

1505
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:45,120
And so I'd met him like 6 months
ago and they told me at a 

1506
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,360
photographic memory. 
So I was like, I'm going to give

1507
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:49,280
you a little test 'cause I don't
believe you. 

1508
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:53,000
I want you to remember this 
picture I'm going to show you. 

1509
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,280
And I showed him a picture on my
phone. 

1510
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,160
I'm like, now I'm going to ask 
you again next time I see you. 

1511
01:23:57,320 --> 01:24:00,160
And he was like, do you remember
that picture? 

1512
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,040
I'm like, fuck, no, I don't 
remember which one it was. 

1513
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,840
I didn't write it down. 
They'll remember. 

1514
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,800
So I couldn't even test him. 
And then at one point he was 

1515
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:13,240
talking to me about something 
and I'm like, like, are you 

1516
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:14,960
inferring that blah, blah, blah,
blah. 

1517
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,360
And he's like, that's not how 
you use the word infer. 

1518
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:23,200
And I was, I almost hit him 
because I was so absolutely 

1519
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,720
destroyed because I was like, 
yeah, it is. 

1520
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:29,000
And he was like, think about it.
I thought about it like, OK, 

1521
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,120
what do you want me to say? 
Imply? 

1522
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,480
And he's like, that would be the
correct word. 

1523
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:34,800
I'm like, oh dude, I'm like one 
second away from killing you. 

1524
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:38,400
Yeah, I think like my arch 
nemesis in the world would be a 

1525
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,480
guy that has that much control 
over his memory and. 

1526
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:43,440
He's a good arch nemesis to 
have. 

1527
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:47,760
Someone that can control their 
mind, that will and remembers 

1528
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,240
things. 
Oh my God, it's like a. 

1529
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:52,640
Dude, and he's so much smarter. 
And so I just had to basically 

1530
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:56,120
get down to schoolyard tricks. 
Yeah, because at one point he 

1531
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,040
was telling somebody he was 
like, I went to this college, 

1532
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:01,520
it's like the Harvard of Canada.
I'm like, so it's like nothing. 

1533
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,640
So it's. 
Not Harvard. 

1534
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:05,200
Like, you couldn't get into 
Harvard. 

1535
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,840
And he's like, well, I'm from 
Canada. 

1536
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,800
I'm like, it sounds like it 
fucking sucks. 

1537
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,240
So you're not even American. 
He's like, all right, dude. 

1538
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:16,240
Like, OK, now I'm gonna now I'm 
gonna now I'm gonna ramp up. 

1539
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,040
Yeah, I'm going to kick your ass
some beer pong. 

1540
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,320
I don't care. 
You got this cool memory, you 

1541
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:26,560
know, whatever. 
And oh cool dude though. 

1542
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:31,040
I've heard that like 
photographic memory, it's, it's 

1543
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:34,680
not so much like a gift that 
you're given, but a skill that 

1544
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:37,480
you own. 
And I wonder if I could start 

1545
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:43,200
like going down that pathway and
making was it a memory warehouse

1546
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,080
or whatever and just like. 
In your mind palace. 

1547
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:49,040
Mind, mine's a memory warehouse.
OK. 

1548
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,840
OK, that's a little bit. 
Mine's Mine's kind of like a 

1549
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,960
pyramid. 
I think like palace that's a 

1550
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:59,160
little bit ego OK mine's more 
like a just a warehouse, no AC. 

1551
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:02,360
Hot funny, hot in there. 
Mine doesn't need to be in a 

1552
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:05,920
warehouse because I have a 
little mind USB drive that I can

1553
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:10,920
plug all my memories into. 
I have a mind directory and it's

1554
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:15,080
laid out exactly like a Linux. 
That's how much of A coding 

1555
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,600
genius I am. 
I actually have a. 

1556
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,120
I've actually coded my mind to 
be very efficient. 

1557
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:25,120
I just have a search bar. 
I can look it up real quick. 

1558
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:30,440
OK, big tits. 
OK, I'm remembering I should 

1559
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,280
have showed that guy like a 
picture of some gore or 

1560
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,680
something. 
But like, yeah, think about this

1561
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:37,480
all the time. 
Have you ever seen blue waffle? 

1562
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,000
You Canadian bitch? 
Look at this. 

1563
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:45,760
But yeah, if I could have that 
and then I would probably be 

1564
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:48,720
able to train myself so that I 
just have like a regular memory 

1565
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,560
I think would be awesome, just 
like like. 

1566
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:54,960
Hundreds of hours in your 
warehouse I. 

1567
01:26:55,000 --> 01:27:00,160
Remember yesterday's and Yeah. 
What did I eat for dinner? 

1568
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:03,240
What's like the, the process is 
that you're supposed to put 

1569
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:06,160
memories next to each other that
have relevant themes or 

1570
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,320
something. 
And then that way you can help. 

1571
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,160
But I feel like they would all 
just blend together. 

1572
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:13,880
And then I'd, I'd just remember,
I'd be like, remember that time 

1573
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:18,280
we went prospecting up in Idaho 
with my dad when I was a boy and

1574
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,120
I was in the Boy Scouts? 
Like they would all blend 

1575
01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,720
together like every camping. 
Trip When I was a little boy, 

1576
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,480
when I was camping, there was a 
tent, there was a river, there 

1577
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:28,480
was woods. 
Yeah, it's like everything would

1578
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,880
blend together into one memory. 
I feel like because it I have 

1579
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:34,400
like such a it's. 
Because your warehouse is just 

1580
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:36,920
leaking. 
Just have camping and video 

1581
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,120
games. 
Yeah, I think. 

1582
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,800
Do I need a more varied life? 
Is that my problem? 

1583
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:46,560
It's Skyrim RP file cabinet 
that's a separate warehouse ARP.

1584
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:51,920
That's a Zebulon has a separate 
warehouse that is next door to 

1585
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:55,000
this Imagine my Mind warehouse, 
my memory warehouse. 

1586
01:27:55,200 --> 01:28:00,440
It looks like, I don't know, it 
almost looks like a like Burbank

1587
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:03,400
Studios or something like that. 
Like it'll just be studio 

1588
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:06,320
buildings where they each have 
labels based off the different 

1589
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,840
personas. 
And right now it's two 

1590
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:11,680
buildings. 
It's Zebulon and then Sam. 

1591
01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:17,080
OK, yeah, and but. 
Mine's like a old western movie 

1592
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:21,880
set where it's just the fronts 
of buildings and it's like. 

1593
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:26,480
Yeah. 
Software engineering, my 

1594
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,960
family's birthdays and stuff. 
I'm like, I know they have 

1595
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,480
birthdays and then I I walk in 
through the door. 

1596
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:36,840
And you walk out to the back, 
you're like the Museum of 

1597
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:40,320
History from Fallout, where it's
like the the days of tomorrow. 

1598
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,920
And you open up the door. 
It's just rubble. 

1599
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,640
There's. 
Some rubble and the ceilings 

1600
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:50,640
caved in, Yeah. 
My favorite anecdotes got about 

1601
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:55,800
four. 
Oh dude, some guy invited us to 

1602
01:28:55,800 --> 01:29:00,120
do something, remember? 
Quick, remember what was? 

1603
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:01,000
Hold on. 
Let me go to. 

1604
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,600
Let me go to my memory 
warehouse. 

1605
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:06,000
OK, OK, let me go to. 
It's in the Sam area, not this, 

1606
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:07,720
yeah. 
Oh, I'm in the wrong warehouse. 

1607
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:08,480
Hold on. 
Sorry. 

1608
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,840
I was getting really upset about
the standardization of of salt 

1609
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:12,280
prices. 
He. 

1610
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:17,000
Wants us to go to white run. 
OK, OK, I'm going into my 

1611
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,480
warehouse. 
OK, I'm taking a left to 

1612
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,840
conversations that happened 
yesterday. 

1613
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:26,920
OK, OK, I'm in here. 
The guy invited us to go to in 

1614
01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:31,160
Good Springs, Nevada. 
There is a fallout like 

1615
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:36,120
unofficial fan meet up that 
happens in Good Springs every 

1616
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:42,560
year and it's in November and. 
Like a New Vegas specific meet 

1617
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,920
up. 
I think it's just like fall out.

1618
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,520
I think it's just like fall out.
Like if they start getting 

1619
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,640
really specific, nobody's going 
to show up. 

1620
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,040
So there's like, do you want 
please come? 

1621
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:53,320
Like if if you're a human being,
please come. 

1622
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,720
But they said last year that 
Walton Goggins showed up in 

1623
01:29:57,720 --> 01:30:01,000
character. 
And I was like, I can't make it 

1624
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,520
this year, but next year that's 
a possibility. 

1625
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:06,520
So if you want to go to good 
Springs. 

1626
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:10,520
You think Goggins is going to be
there three years in a row, or 

1627
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,640
you're thinking he'll take a 
year? 

1628
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,920
Off. 
I think he'll take a year off 

1629
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:16,120
and show up the next year. 
Yeah, I hope they bring the dog 

1630
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:18,840
that plays dog meat. 
Because I'm thinking, I'm 

1631
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:23,520
thinking the, I'm thinking 
there's not another season 

1632
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,000
coming out this year, right? 
I'm thinking the season will 

1633
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,720
come out next year and then that
next, the next meet up will be 

1634
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,960
the big, a really big one. 
Yeah. 

1635
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:38,920
But that gives us an entire over
a year to sit there and think of

1636
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:42,360
what what do we want to go as? 
What Fallout guy do we want to 

1637
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:45,960
go as? 
Dog meat in a furry costume. 

1638
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:50,520
In a furry costume in Nevada, 
that's gonna be so hot. 

1639
01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:54,720
That's gonna be so hot. 
I just kind of wanted to be like

1640
01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:57,680
a Kim salesman where I can have 
a trench coat that I can hold 

1641
01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:00,680
open and have, yeah, Kim's and 
stuff. 

1642
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:03,000
And then that's something that's
easy to fucking take off. 

1643
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:05,240
Cool. 
Be cool. 

1644
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:10,440
Yeah, Stuff like that. 
The guy in the Fallout show that

1645
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,320
wears a little hat. 
He's the salesman, the Kim. 

1646
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:14,520
Salesman. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1647
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,320
That guy rules. 
Yeah, that guy's good. 

1648
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:19,760
I hope he's there. 
Yeah, the actor. 

1649
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:21,920
The actor himself. 
Yeah, that would be cool. 

1650
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:26,880
But that's just something that 
we can plan for in the future. 

1651
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,040
If you want to go, I've always 
wanted to. 

1652
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:32,040
Putting that in my palace. 
Future plans? 

1653
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:36,040
I want to go out to Nevada 
without having to go to Vegas 

1654
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:39,840
because I'm not a huge Vegas guy
myself. 

1655
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:45,080
Yeah, I think I've been. 
I've been twice now, or three 

1656
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:46,520
times. 
I think that's why I'm like 

1657
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,640
pretty good for probably the 
next decade or two. 

1658
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:53,360
Yeah, I'm, I think I'm all Vegas
down unless there's something 

1659
01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:57,480
that doesn't involve casinos to 
do, I'm there. 

1660
01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:03,600
But like a heist. 
Yeah, yeah, like the Bellagio, 

1661
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:07,360
The MGM Grand and the other one 
like Ocean's 11, how they all 

1662
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,280
have their their vaults 
together. 

1663
01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:11,400
Like that kind of heist. 
Yeah, I'll show up, but. 

1664
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:17,600
If I'm beckon to be a part of a 
team, then I'll, yeah, I'll show

1665
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:21,960
up. 
Yeah, but just some plans for 

1666
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:24,720
the. 
Future I'm the wisecracker. 

1667
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:29,160
I can I can code like nobody 
else in the world. 

1668
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:37,440
Like the Wisecracker. 
Oh shit there's so many 

1669
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:39,960
different codes that I could use
to crack this. 

1670
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:46,120
Well I mainly did front end so I
can make like a website or to 

1671
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:49,960
put the code into fuck. 
Yeah, I forgot that like every 

1672
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,920
heist movie has like Hacker Man,
but I feel like Hacker Man's not

1673
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:56,640
really that important compared 
to Explosives Expert. 

1674
01:32:57,400 --> 01:33:00,000
It just blows on. 
What you're, you know, you can't

1675
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:04,000
blow up the cloud. 
Well, I don't know. 

1676
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:06,440
You know the cloud works. 
I could throw a fucking hand 

1677
01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:10,640
grenade at the server every 
every CCTV camera you could blow

1678
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,920
up, guaranteed. 
I feel like a. 

1679
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:14,640
Hacker with a little grenade in 
it. 

1680
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:18,240
A good a good hacker can be 
replaced by an exceptional 

1681
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:22,400
explosives guy very easy. 
I have a full team of 

1682
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:27,320
demolitions experts. 
That's what I'm saying. 

1683
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,160
You're preaching to the choir, 
dude, because I think in order 

1684
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:33,160
to have an effective heist, you 
need to make sure that you're 

1685
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,480
not cutting your, your pie 
slices. 

1686
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:38,400
Each person that you bring into 
the thing, that's an extra 

1687
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:43,160
share, you know, each person's 
thing goes down and. 

1688
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,640
Just me with a suicide bomb 
vest. 

1689
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:51,240
There will be 0 shares running 
and blow up the bank. 

1690
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:56,280
What you have to do, you just 
have to split your costume up 

1691
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:58,880
into your left arm. 
Is Hacker man you got your? 

1692
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,320
Fucking. 
Your screen on this side right 

1693
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:04,240
arm has explosives and shit all 
over it. 

1694
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:10,880
My legs are acrobats legs. 
And then you have the face of a,

1695
01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:14,600
a confidence man. 
Yeah, you're the confidence man.

1696
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:20,160
And and I think with that a one 
man heist, that's great. 

1697
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:21,840
That's awesome. 
Or you can do it the way that 

1698
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:24,720
Iron Man. 
Chest piece where I can shoot 

1699
01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:32,120
out a beam, a laser, and I'll 
blow them off and I'll hack them

1700
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:34,880
and then I'll charm them, do a 
backflip. 

1701
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:38,000
That would be a cool Skyrim RP 
character. 

1702
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:43,800
We whack and blow them up and 
charm them, talking to them, 

1703
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,000
putting grenades in their 
pockets. 

1704
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,480
Blow. 
Them up and then you charm their

1705
01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:51,040
family at the funeral and then 
you swipe their credit cards or 

1706
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:53,600
something. 
Out of their open casket. 

1707
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:57,160
Yeah, yeah, use my acrobatic 
legs to run on a wall. 

1708
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:07,000
Yeah, I think I did see a video 
where a guy did a A1 man heist 

1709
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,360
and he went into a bank. 
This is a true story. 

1710
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,440
He went into the bank with like,
have you ever seen the Saw 

1711
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,840
movies? 
He had one of those like 

1712
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,720
contraptions on him where it was
just like a collar, a big metal 

1713
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:21,360
collar that was like going to 
blow his head off if he didn't 

1714
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:23,840
go in there and rob the bank. 
And he went in there and was 

1715
01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:26,800
like, they're going to blow my 
fucking head smooth off if you 

1716
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:31,600
don't give me some cash and wait
if. 

1717
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:34,960
He looked like Brad Pitt. 
If I remember correctly he got 

1718
01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:37,640
his head blown off but. 
I think he blew his own head. 

1719
01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:43,200
Off No, I'm pretty sure he 
successfully got the money and 

1720
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:46,360
then they still blew his head 
off the people that set it up 

1721
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:47,720
because they were like there. 
Was. 

1722
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:48,280
Some. 
There was. 

1723
01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:51,160
Yeah, there was. 
You meant he did a one man job 

1724
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:54,240
where he was lying? 
He was one guy that went in, but

1725
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:57,440
other people put it on his head,
but he was in cahoots like they 

1726
01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:59,280
they're like, we're going to put
this on you to blow your head 

1727
01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:01,920
off and then but it's fake or 
something. 

1728
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:06,520
And and he went in and then they
were like, but in reality, once 

1729
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,760
he gives us the cash, we're 
going to blow his head off. 

1730
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:12,200
With the money in the van, now 
go out there. 

1731
01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:17,520
And I think he ended up getting 
the money and then his head got 

1732
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,400
blown off anyways. 
Was he OK or? 

1733
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:23,320
No, his head got blown off. 
I think he died. 

1734
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,960
What part of it like the? 
Like above the neck. 

1735
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:29,400
Like just his hair. 
Yeah, they blew his eyebrows off

1736
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:34,680
and everything. 
Wait, guy exploding head bank 

1737
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:35,960
heist? 
Let's see if this. 

1738
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:38,040
Works can be like from a movie 
or something. 

1739
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,880
He's called the pizza Bomber. 
Oh, this guy. 

1740
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:46,240
By the way, when you see this 
guy's picture, it's like just 

1741
01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:49,640
the kind of guy you expect would
get his head blown off in a in a

1742
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:56,800
freak accident for a bank. 
Oh yeah, I don't know. 

1743
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,680
You don't know. 
I was expecting a guy with like 

1744
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:05,240
crazy wacky hair. 
This guy looks like he's he's he

1745
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:08,680
just looks like a just a real 
special guy that looks like. 

1746
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:12,560
He looks like the guy that would
put a bomb on was on another 

1747
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:17,040
guy. 
Yeah, yeah, but he robbed APNC 

1748
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:22,080
Bank near his hometown in Erie, 
PA, and upon being apprehended 

1749
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,920
by the police, he died when an 
explosive collar locked to his 

1750
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:28,680
neck detonated. 
It was one of the most 

1751
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:31,920
complicated and bizarre crimes 
in the annals of the FBI. 

1752
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,680
The investigation led to 
Marjorie Deal Armstrong and 

1753
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,760
Kenneth Barnes being charged 
with the crime in 2007. 

1754
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:44,080
It happened in 2003, by the way.
So I guess four years for them 

1755
01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:47,680
to figure out. 
I don't know, But the mastermind

1756
01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:51,400
behind the plot was behind the 
Deal, Armstrong. 

1757
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:54,960
So it was masterminded by Deel 
Armstrong to receive an 

1758
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:58,120
inheritance by hiring Barnes 
with the money from the RAW bank

1759
01:37:58,120 --> 01:38:00,720
robbery to kill her father. 
What the hell is going on? 

1760
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:02,640
William Rothstein. 
So convoluted. 

1761
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:07,560
Yeah, it's crazy. 
Rothstein died before he could 

1762
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:09,520
be charged. 
Stockton was granted immunity in

1763
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:11,880
exchange for testifying against 
Deel Armstrong. 

1764
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:15,000
Deel Armstrong was sentenced to 
life imprisonment without the 

1765
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:17,960
possibility of parole, and 
Barnes received a reduced 

1766
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:20,720
sentence of 22 1/2 years in 
exchange for testifying. 

1767
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:26,200
Both died in prison. 
Then Wells, the guy who got his 

1768
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,080
head blown off. 
His involvement in the plot is a

1769
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:31,120
matter of controversy. 
Investigators concluded Wells 

1770
01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:34,480
was a willing participant in the
robbery but was told the bomb 

1771
01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:36,720
was fake. 
Wells family said he was not 

1772
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:38,800
forced to rob the bank by the 
conspirators. 

1773
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,920
Known as the collar bomb case or
the pizza bomber case. 

1774
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:47,200
Oh it has a Netflix movie around
it called Evil Genius. 

1775
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:53,560
Weird. 
Wait, so they were going to get 

1776
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:56,040
the, they were going to rob the 
bank to get the money to pay to 

1777
01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:58,320
kill somebody? 
It's she. 

1778
01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:01,160
Why not just put the collar bomb
on that guy? 

1779
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:04,600
Yeah, just come up behind him, 
put the collar bomb on him and 

1780
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:07,000
then go like I'm not the person 
you think I am. 

1781
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:12,200
I'm actually, I'm Brian Wells. 
That's what they said. 

1782
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:15,000
I'm Brian Wells and I'm putting 
explosive collar on your head 

1783
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:16,360
right now. 
And then run away. 

1784
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:18,960
I'm the president. 
Nice to meet you. 

1785
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:20,960
OK, Have. 
They not seen saw. 

1786
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:23,560
They should have just locked him
in a room and put the exploding 

1787
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:28,760
head collar on him and said if 
you don't kill yourself or 

1788
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:30,800
something this it's going to 
blow your head off. 

1789
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:33,920
Well, you should have been 
wearing one, then put one over 

1790
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:35,880
that guy really quick. 
And then they both look around 

1791
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:39,040
and he's like, what the hell, 
Somebody just put these on both 

1792
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:40,120
of us. 
Yeah. 

1793
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:43,280
Now kill yourself so I can have 
your money. 

1794
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:46,800
OK, wait. 
Don't blow up yet. 

1795
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:48,280
Holy shit. 
Oh my God. 

1796
01:39:48,320 --> 01:39:50,080
Oh my God. 
I didn't think this through, 

1797
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:54,080
fuck. 
Go check for clues over there, 

1798
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:58,640
there, over there. 
Did you ever watch the first Saw

1799
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:02,680
movie? 
It's one of those movies where I

1800
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:06,040
don't know if I've actually seen
it or if I just saw a scary 

1801
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:09,800
movie and then clips of it. 
It the first one was actually 

1802
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,400
really good I've. 
Seen one. 

1803
01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:15,120
I know when I was a kid I've 
watched at least one or two of 

1804
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:17,280
them. 
Yeah, there's like, I don't know

1805
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:19,640
which ones the. 
The first ones just like 

1806
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:21,760
basically in a bathroom the 
entire time. 

1807
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:24,720
It's like a stinky little gross.
Bathroom in the twist is he's 

1808
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:26,040
there. 
Yeah, he's in. 

1809
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:28,440
He's in there. 
He's just laying really still. 

1810
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:32,760
Pissing and farting. 
It's like an old man dude, I've 

1811
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:35,960
laid down on the tile floor like
doing some like work in a 

1812
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:39,440
bathroom and I was like, Oh, my 
ribs hurt from laying. 

1813
01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:42,720
And that fucking old guy is like
70 years old and he's like 

1814
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:47,200
sprawled like this, like Family 
Guy posing on the floor, Oh, my 

1815
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:48,840
ribs. 
And everything would hurt so bad

1816
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:50,080
after laying like that. 
But. 

1817
01:40:50,520 --> 01:40:52,840
So hungry. 
I'm not a deranged killer, so I 

1818
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:56,960
guess I just don't have the 
wherewithal to lay face down and

1819
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:59,520
listen to my why. 
Why couldn't you just be behind 

1820
01:40:59,520 --> 01:41:02,400
a mirror like a a one way mirror
or something and just watch 

1821
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:05,680
eating popcorn? 
The awesome twist. 

1822
01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:09,800
Oh, you wanted to get up? 
I mean, it's cooler. 

1823
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:12,480
Yeah. 
Hey, I was behind this mirror 

1824
01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:13,840
the whole time. 
I'd be like, that's what I 

1825
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:17,800
figured. 
Yeah, in that room back there. 

1826
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:20,560
You had a light on. 
I saw your outline the entire 

1827
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:23,200
time. 
You're the guy sending me these 

1828
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,840
little creepy videos. 
Yes I will. 

1829
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:27,280
I get that. 
You're the guy where every time 

1830
01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:29,480
I would fail doing something I 
could hear you laughing on the 

1831
01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:37,440
the mirror. 
Nice try, but the guy, the guy 

1832
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:42,440
laying down, it'd be like that 
old man. 

1833
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:48,520
That would be funny if, like if,
you know, if one of them did a 

1834
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:51,200
really funny one liner and then 
you're the old man. 

1835
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:55,360
Sorry not to laugh. 
Sorry not to laugh. 

1836
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:57,840
Face down in a bottle of fake 
blood. 

1837
01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:02,000
Yeah, but I used to think that 
movie was. 

1838
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:05,560
Actually hilarious. 
Hey I'm going to let this guy 

1839
01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:09,400
go. 
Dude. 

1840
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:11,560
He's lucky I wasn't in that 
room. 

1841
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:16,800
Old man laying face down started
eating his ears and his hair. 

1842
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:20,360
Yeah, they like move around him 
the entire thing. 

1843
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:23,760
I think like both of them end up
dying and he just like gets up 

1844
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:26,960
and walks out. 
I would at least flipped him 

1845
01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:29,280
over or something. 
I would have flipped him over. 

1846
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:32,240
I just started. 
I would have just put my hands 

1847
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:34,600
into his back and tried to RIP 
him apart. 

1848
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,840
There might be a clue. 
In them, yeah. 

1849
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:41,440
Yeah. 
It's like, well, don't they? 

1850
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:44,200
They have them like they're like
the key is in your leg or 

1851
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:46,520
whatever. 
I'd be like, I bet in the future

1852
01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:48,000
this whole guy's going to come 
into play. 

1853
01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:50,040
Yeah, let's go ahead and cut his
head off. 

1854
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:59,880
First thing I'm doing. 
Take that guy's clothes off. 

1855
01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:04,840
OK, Hold on. 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 

1856
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:08,800
You just, you wake up one day 
like in in the drunk tank at the

1857
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:13,800
local jail and you just fully 
just kill some guy on the floor.

1858
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:16,320
Oh, I thought I was in like the 
Saw movie or something. 

1859
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:19,600
This guy, oh, I've seen that 
movie. 

1860
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:22,640
He's the sheriff. 
Yeah, there's a guy faced out. 

1861
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:24,960
He did it all. 
He's the reason we're in this 

1862
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:30,760
cage. 
We just found you drunk in 

1863
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:32,280
public. 
We just threw you in here for 

1864
01:43:32,280 --> 01:43:34,520
like a couple hours. 
Get this over with. 

1865
01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:38,720
I know you've never been in a 
drunk tank. 

1866
01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,840
I don't know, I was about to ask
if those are like. 

1867
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:44,120
No, I've never. 
No, you. 

1868
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:46,200
You're a criminal. 
You drink a lot. 

1869
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:49,520
After a couple of Shirley 
Temples, you never woke up in a 

1870
01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:51,080
drunk tank. 
No. 

1871
01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:56,640
And you know what's crazy is I 
feel like in my, in my mind, I 

1872
01:43:56,640 --> 01:44:00,520
go like, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm 
still going to drink a lot. 

1873
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:06,600
Like I yesterday I was at my, I 
was at my father in law's pool 

1874
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:08,960
and I was like, I brought a big 
ass cooler and I was like, I'm 

1875
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:11,040
bringing all sorts of beer. 
I'm going to be tearing some 

1876
01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:11,640
beer up. 
I'm. 

1877
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:13,320
Going to wake up in the drunk 
tank. 

1878
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:17,680
I'll drink like 2 beers and be 
like I'm good and go back to 

1879
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:21,120
Doctor Pepper and eat eat some 
chips and stuff. 

1880
01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:24,480
But I don't know, I just, I just
don't have it in me anymore to 

1881
01:44:24,480 --> 01:44:27,920
get super fucked up drunk. 
And I, I didn't even have like I

1882
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:32,040
didn't even drink until I was 
probably 27 I think. 

1883
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,280
Did you? 
Ever. 

1884
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:37,960
Yeah, so it hasn't even been 10 
years and I started, I started 

1885
01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:40,160
drinking a little bit here and 
there and then like I never 

1886
01:44:40,160 --> 01:44:42,400
even, I don't even think I've 
ever been like blackout drunk. 

1887
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:47,800
Like seriously drunk drunk. 
I'll probably drink like at most

1888
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:51,960
like 6 or 7 beers and just be 
like I'm normal drunk. 

1889
01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:58,760
Yeah, Oh my God. 
And then and but I don't feel 

1890
01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:00,720
good the next day so I've just 
stopped doing it. 

1891
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:04,440
I think genetically you should 
count that as a blessing if you 

1892
01:45:04,440 --> 01:45:07,080
don't find yourself inclined to 
drink 20 beers. 

1893
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:11,000
Yeah, you're doing well. 
And sometimes I just go like, 

1894
01:45:11,960 --> 01:45:14,880
you know, you ever hear, like, 
myths of, like, the myths of 

1895
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:18,080
man, like the heroes back in the
day, they were so strong. 

1896
01:45:18,080 --> 01:45:22,200
Like, how did you know, like, 
Achilles sleigh, like 300 men. 

1897
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,960
Like, that's how I feel about my
mom. 

1898
01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:25,920
Like, how did she drink 24 
beers? 

1899
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:28,480
Yeah, That's like her. 
That's like something Hercules 

1900
01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:29,880
would do. 
You know it. 

1901
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,400
Was one of his tasks. 
Yeah, that's like something like

1902
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:34,400
Andre the Giant would like fail 
to do. 

1903
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:37,440
And my mom would stand on top of
his passed out body, you know, 

1904
01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:40,840
and like crushing a fucking. 
Beard I still got 2 less. 

1905
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:43,680
Yeah, he's still got some in his
pile. 

1906
01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:47,800
I'm taking him and I, I don't. 
Even it's the guy from Saw. 

1907
01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:52,360
I don't even know how she did 
it. 

1908
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:56,440
I'm curious. 
I would like to see a video of 

1909
01:45:56,440 --> 01:46:00,360
it personally. 
It's not as cool as you would 

1910
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:03,400
imagine. 
Yeah, like King of the Hill 

1911
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:07,240
intro. 
It's a lot of her, like she, she

1912
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:12,280
would have a chair in her garage
and it was way nicer than her 

1913
01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:14,920
living room chair. 
Like her chair in her garage was

1914
01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:16,840
her favorite chair because 
that's where she did all of her 

1915
01:46:16,840 --> 01:46:20,080
drinking. 
So she'd sit in there and, and 

1916
01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:21,560
I'll go out there and hang out 
with her. 

1917
01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:24,280
I'll talk to her about stuff. 
And she'd be like, oh, my 

1918
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,360
fucking day at work fucking 
sucked. 

1919
01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:29,920
And she would get herself a 
beer, smoke some cigarettes, 

1920
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:33,880
beer, beer, beer, more beer. 
And then then it would get to 

1921
01:46:33,880 --> 01:46:36,120
the point where I'd be talking 
to her or something like that. 

1922
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:39,240
She'd be like, don't want to say
get me a beer I don't want, I 

1923
01:46:39,240 --> 01:46:40,760
don't want to get up and go in 
there and get it. 

1924
01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:44,240
So she had the pet. 
She'd go and get a beer, but I 

1925
01:46:44,240 --> 01:46:47,920
guess you would call me like an 
enabler if you'd be like, please

1926
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:50,440
give me a beer. 
And I'd be like, fine, fuck, 

1927
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:52,920
I'll go get you a beer. 
I'd go grab her a beer. 

1928
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,600
I'd be like, see how fast you 
can drink this one so I don't 

1929
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:58,120
have to sit back down before I 
have to get to another one. 

1930
01:46:58,520 --> 01:47:01,280
Yeah, I feel like you'd be more 
of an enabler if you're like, I 

1931
01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:03,120
got you 4. 
That way you don't have to. 

1932
01:47:03,480 --> 01:47:06,160
Keep I got you a beer hat with 
little straws that come down. 

1933
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,560
And so even when your arms don't
work, you can still you. 

1934
01:47:10,160 --> 01:47:11,800
Can still. 
You beat your record. 

1935
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:15,400
Come on. 
But yeah, it it wasn't. 

1936
01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:18,200
As it wasn't as cool as you 
would imagine. 

1937
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:22,360
And The thing is, I'm not 
imagining it being that cool. 

1938
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:27,960
So if it's even less cool than 
that, I'm kind of imagining sad.

1939
01:47:28,840 --> 01:47:31,240
Sadly, sad is a good word for 
it. 

1940
01:47:31,240 --> 01:47:35,360
Yeah, anybody that drinks that 
much in a day hates what's going

1941
01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:37,080
on during the day when they're 
not drinking. 

1942
01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:41,520
You know what I mean? 
Yeah, because they're getting 

1943
01:47:41,520 --> 01:47:43,760
home from work going. 
Holy shit that was so fucking 

1944
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:47,680
horrible that I got to start 
drinking to get rid of it. 

1945
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:51,880
Get rid of the memory of today. 
Me after this podcast. 

1946
01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:56,440
Oh my, I just took it all out of
me. 

1947
01:47:57,280 --> 01:47:59,040
I just need to. 
I just need to get away. 

1948
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:05,160
Yeah, You know what's crazy is 
her job wasn't even bad. 

1949
01:48:05,160 --> 01:48:06,760
She was. 
She worked in insurance. 

1950
01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:08,680
Oh. 
Yeah, I thought you said before 

1951
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:11,440
she loved her job or something. 
She was good at it. 

1952
01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:12,600
Yeah, she's good at her job. 
It's. 

1953
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,160
Like the second she'd see you, 
yeah. 

1954
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:18,800
Yeah, that's what it was. 
Oh my God, shut up you little 

1955
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:22,400
gay boy and give me a beer. 
I wish I could work more. 

1956
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:33,480
God, I wish I had two jobs. 
It'd probably keep her busy that

1957
01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:36,320
she wouldn't be. 
Yeah, I wouldn't have a whole 

1958
01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:40,560
lot of time to drink. 
I think that's a lot of like 

1959
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:42,720
substance abuse people. 
They have too much free time on 

1960
01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:44,280
their hands. 
They need to start toiling, 

1961
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:49,480
toiling and making stuff. 
So, so my mom always says she's 

1962
01:48:49,480 --> 01:48:52,520
like, if you feel depressed, you
just, you got too much time. 

1963
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:55,400
I hate some moving Target. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1964
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:57,200
Stop. 
But what do you think happens 

1965
01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:59,440
when I stop doing stuff and I 
start thinking and 

1966
01:48:59,440 --> 01:49:03,400
introspecting? 
Taking a dive inside your own. 

1967
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:05,520
Yeah. 
And walking around a memory 

1968
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:06,800
warehouse. 
Oh, my God. 

1969
01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:09,280
Those files start coming off the
shelves and attacking me. 

1970
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:13,360
I I don't like going in there. 
It's a memory trauma. 

1971
01:49:13,640 --> 01:49:16,040
Trauma file. 
Yeah, I'll spend a little time 

1972
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:18,880
in here. 
Yeah. 

1973
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:23,560
So I I try not to, I try not to 
think a whole lot, just keep 

1974
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:26,040
toiling around a little bit. 
Darkness looks back. 

1975
01:49:27,040 --> 01:49:29,880
God, I keep looking over and 
seeing that that guy that 

1976
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:33,440
freaked, that got his head blown
off during that heist, that 

1977
01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:36,480
guy's creepy man. 
That's probably, I think the 

1978
01:49:36,480 --> 01:49:38,680
police had plenty of time to 
pull that thing off his head and

1979
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:42,560
they were like. 
I'm going to try to shoot it 

1980
01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:45,200
off. 
Old, old still. 

1981
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:47,520
Well, on the SWAT team, they 
probably blow that thing off 

1982
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:50,360
with four hand grenades. 
Hey, guys. 

1983
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:52,360
I'm going to. 
I'm going to use my coding 

1984
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:57,080
ability to crack the. 
Make the timer go from 4 hours 

1985
01:49:57,160 --> 01:50:00,360
to 30 seconds. 
I'm going to just cut all the 

1986
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:05,200
wires I'm going. 
To I'm going to cut all the 

1987
01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:06,320
wires. 
You go up there and you start 

1988
01:50:06,320 --> 01:50:10,440
lighting a fuse manually. 
It's taking too long. 

1989
01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:12,280
This guy's freaking me the fuck 
out. 

1990
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,560
Is he a pizza delivery man or 
something? 

1991
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:20,680
Why is it called the Pizza Bomb 
I? 

1992
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:22,920
Have no idea I'm I'm off the 
wiki. 

1993
01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:24,800
Page for it, we don't need to 
it. 

1994
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:28,640
Was too convoluted for me to 
even to for it to make sense for

1995
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:31,080
me. 
I can show you a picture of the 

1996
01:50:31,080 --> 01:50:32,960
device. 
I would like. 

1997
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:35,120
That yeah, the device is cool 
itself. 

1998
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:37,400
It looks like something from 
the. 

1999
01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:39,280
Movie computer, so I can't look 
it up. 

2000
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:44,120
Oh, it does, yeah. 
It it consisted of a hinged 

2001
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:47,040
collar that worked like a a 
large handcuff to go around the 

2002
01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:51,160
neck, and then four key holes 
that went under the chin in a 

2003
01:50:51,160 --> 01:50:54,680
rectangular housing containing 2
pipe bombs and two kitchen 

2004
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:57,840
timers. 
One electronic timer hung down 

2005
01:50:57,840 --> 01:51:00,560
over the chest. 
The device had several decoys 

2006
01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:05,240
such as unconnected wires, a toy
cell phone and deceptive warning

2007
01:51:05,240 --> 01:51:07,800
stickers. 
So in case somebody was trying 

2008
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:12,280
to yeah oh. 
The reason why it's called pizza

2009
01:51:12,280 --> 01:51:15,400
delivery is they they work. 
He worked as a pizza delivery 

2010
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:20,840
driver at Mamma Mia's Pizzeria. 
He the pizzeria received a call 

2011
01:51:20,840 --> 01:51:22,960
from a pay phone at a nearby gas
station. 

2012
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:25,480
Owner could not understand the 
customer and pass the phone to 

2013
01:51:25,480 --> 01:51:30,320
Wells who received a call to 
deliver 2 pizzas to 8631 Peach 

2014
01:51:30,320 --> 01:51:32,560
St. in address a few miles from 
the pizzeria. 

2015
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:36,200
The address was the location of 
the transmitting tower at the 

2016
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:39,600
end of the Dirt Rd. 
According to law enforcement, 

2017
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:43,800
upon arrival at the television 
tower, Wells found the plot had 

2018
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,960
changed and learned that the 
bomb was real. 

2019
01:51:46,480 --> 01:51:49,080
Wells family disputes his 
account of the events at the 

2020
01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:51,200
television tower. 
According to them, Wells was 

2021
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:54,120
accosted at gunpoint by 
strangers and forced to 

2022
01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:57,000
participate. 
The details of events at the 

2023
01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:59,960
tower that led to the bomb being
attached to Wells Neck have 

2024
01:51:59,960 --> 01:52:03,240
never been firmly established. 
Evidence suggests that there was

2025
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:06,240
a struggle and that Barnes, 
Deal, Armstrong, Rothstein and 

2026
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:07,880
Stockton were all present at the
time. 

2027
01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:12,080
They put the thing on his head. 
Yeah. 

2028
01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:15,280
Barnes said that a pistol was 
fired in order to force Wells 

2029
01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:18,040
compliance and witness confirmed
to hearing a gunshot. 

2030
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:21,360
And after the bomb was applied, 
Wells was given a sophisticated 

2031
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:24,680
homemade shotgun, which had the 
appearance of an unusually 

2032
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:27,960
shaped cane. 
Dude, what they they went 

2033
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:31,160
through the process of doing 
like gunsmithery. 

2034
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:35,200
They made a cane shotgun. 
It just seems like too much 

2035
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:37,840
work. 
Yeah, it seems like a lot to get

2036
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:42,360
money to then hire a hit man to 
then kill another person. 

2037
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:45,280
To get more money. 
If you can manufacture a cane 

2038
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:47,040
shotgun, you can blow somebody's
head off. 

2039
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:52,720
I think that you want killed. 
Yeah, I what do they get? 

2040
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:54,040
It doesn't even. 
Matter. 

2041
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:55,680
It doesn't. 
It really doesn't matter. 

2042
01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:58,400
These people are just. 
It's I don't know if they're too

2043
01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:03,200
smart or too stupid. 
There's a weird mixture of both 

2044
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:06,880
because I remember watching and 
I've once again years ago, I 

2045
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:10,520
talked about this on this very 
podcast, but there was a does 

2046
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:13,920
sound familiar? 
There was. 

2047
01:53:15,720 --> 01:53:20,080
Oh my God it was episode 48. 
I remember watching this video 

2048
01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:25,960
of this guy that did the perfect
crime and he he was like a 

2049
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:31,400
chemist and he, he had planned 
out like the perfect way of 

2050
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:34,280
murdering people. 
And he broke into his neighbor's

2051
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:37,680
house and they had a six pack of
Coca-Cola and he brought it over

2052
01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:44,000
to his house and he uncapped 
them, put in like cyanide or 

2053
01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:48,280
something or some untraceable 
chemical in there and then recap

2054
01:53:48,280 --> 01:53:51,760
them with a machine that he had 
and then put them back in their 

2055
01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:54,160
fridge. 
And like 4 people died in the 

2056
01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:59,040
family and the police were like,
we have no idea what the Hell's 

2057
01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:00,640
going on. 
Like they couldn't find any 

2058
01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:02,320
reason. 
They went through everything in 

2059
01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:06,600
that house. 
And they, I think like in the 

2060
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:09,200
thing I was watching, the 
detective was even like we 

2061
01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:12,120
literally had nothing, We had 
nothing going on. 

2062
01:54:12,800 --> 01:54:16,440
And then we just saw there was 
this guy standing in the street 

2063
01:54:16,440 --> 01:54:19,480
looking at all the cops. 
And we went and talked to him 

2064
01:54:19,480 --> 01:54:24,080
and he was just like oh oh, oh, 
oh oh oh, they died. 

2065
01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:28,200
And then just like ran into his 
house and the detective was 

2066
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:31,040
like, that's literally the only 
weird thing that's happened this

2067
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,760
entire case. 
Dad, what do you mean died? 

2068
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:35,840
Oh gosh. 
Died from poisoning from the 

2069
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:38,560
coke they drank. 
Oh shit I said too much and he 

2070
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:42,480
ran into his house and and they 
were like the detective was like

2071
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:44,720
the guy was so fucking weird 
like the only thing we had to go

2072
01:54:44,720 --> 01:54:46,880
on was him. 
So I just got like a warrant to 

2073
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:52,200
search his place and he in his 
basement. 

2074
01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:54,000
It was like a Tom and Jerry 
sketch or something. 

2075
01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:57,880
He literally had like the the 
blueprints on the wall where he 

2076
01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:01,040
was like break into their house,
steal the. 6 pack Coca-Cola. 

2077
01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:04,720
Yeah, he had the machine there 
in the basement with the caps. 

2078
01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:07,680
He had the poison laid out. 
It was just a full chemist set 

2079
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:10,200
of like, break in, put the 
poison in. 

2080
01:55:10,560 --> 01:55:12,440
We would sneak back in, put it 
in. 

2081
01:55:12,440 --> 01:55:13,720
Like he had it just sitting 
there, right. 

2082
01:55:13,880 --> 01:55:16,320
And they were like, we never 
would have solved it if this guy

2083
01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,000
just wasn't so. 
If you were more stoic. 

2084
01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:22,760
Yeah, if he was just a little 
bit more stoic and a little bit 

2085
01:55:22,760 --> 01:55:28,160
less gesture, you know, And I 
think I've come around to maybe 

2086
01:55:28,160 --> 01:55:32,160
Stoicism's a good thing, maybe. 
Dead. 

2087
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:36,760
Whatever what they drink, I 
don't give a shit. 

2088
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:41,760
There's a room like poison, who 
cares? 

2089
01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:47,320
Whatever. 
That guy's standing such in such

2090
01:55:47,360 --> 01:55:51,320
a badass way on his porch 
smoking a pipe with his hood 

2091
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:56,400
off. 
I've seen a lot of people die. 

2092
01:55:57,400 --> 01:56:01,160
Yeah, on his like broad 
daylight, but somehow his front 

2093
01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:08,200
porch is so dim and in shadow. 
Yeah, that would be awesome. 

2094
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:11,160
But I'll. 
Probably go up to him and be 

2095
01:56:11,160 --> 01:56:12,600
like can you help us solve this 
case? 

2096
01:56:13,840 --> 01:56:16,880
Yeah, I got up. 
I got a lot of cases on my 

2097
01:56:16,880 --> 01:56:19,640
plate. 
Case case of Coca-Cola poison 

2098
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:21,040
case. 
There you go. 

2099
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:28,520
Oh my God, what was like? 
Did he have like a motive like? 

2100
01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:33,120
He hosted a group with his 
friends that nobody knew about 

2101
01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:35,480
where all they would do is is 
plan. 

2102
01:56:36,120 --> 01:56:39,400
They had games where they would,
it was like a, it was like a 

2103
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:42,080
role-playing game where they 
would come up with like the 

2104
01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:44,480
perfect murder. 
And then the other people had to

2105
01:56:44,480 --> 01:56:47,160
go through the scene of the 
crime and try to figure out what

2106
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:50,160
the murder was. 
And that was like his, his Peace

2107
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:53,920
Day resistance, that was like 
his his like greatest magnum 

2108
01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:57,440
opus that nobody. 
Him and Jigsaw on a yeah little 

2109
01:56:57,440 --> 01:57:00,760
club. 
And apparently nobody knew about

2110
01:57:00,760 --> 01:57:06,160
the club and he went through 
with his award-winning murder 

2111
01:57:06,320 --> 01:57:10,360
thing. 
My award-winning murder. 

2112
01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:14,800
His unsolvable murder. 
My secret club murder. 

2113
01:57:15,200 --> 01:57:18,440
I think what it was is like, he 
did it for the club and nobody 

2114
01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:21,760
could figure it out. 
And so he was like, well, if 

2115
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:23,880
nobody can figure it out here 
and that's what these guys do 

2116
01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:25,960
for a living, maybe real cops 
can't figure it out. 

2117
01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:32,480
He's right. 
Well, he forgot 1 little added 

2118
01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:35,520
element and that's you look 
creepy. 

2119
01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:38,280
You look like a guy that would 
murder a family next door just 

2120
01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:40,720
to prove that your little murder
plan was really good. 

2121
01:57:41,240 --> 01:57:45,040
It worked, Yes. 
Yeah, He's celebrating in the 

2122
01:57:45,040 --> 01:57:46,440
street. 
My award. 

2123
01:57:46,480 --> 01:57:49,600
Winner. 
I have no idea that I've done 

2124
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:52,480
it. 
I am a mastermind. 

2125
01:57:53,320 --> 01:57:55,600
Did I just say that outside of 
my mind warehouse? 

2126
01:57:59,320 --> 01:58:02,280
But that's funny to get, Like 
the probable cause for a search 

2127
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:06,040
warrant is like, no. 
This guy is too fucking weird. 

2128
01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:09,920
So that'll hold up in court. 
Like, it's just like kind of 

2129
01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:10,720
creepy. 
I don't know. 

2130
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:13,600
That's the weirdest fucking guy 
I've ever met in my life. 

2131
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,320
We initially got the warrant so 
that we could plant evidence 

2132
01:58:17,320 --> 01:58:19,880
against him because we just 
didn't like him that much. 

2133
01:58:20,560 --> 01:58:25,840
And then he just did it. 
Yeah, we didn't need a win. 

2134
01:58:25,840 --> 01:58:28,600
That guy needed a loss. 
That's how fucking weird he was.

2135
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:30,440
We needed to take him down a 
peg. 

2136
01:58:31,000 --> 01:58:33,680
Clearly no loved ones, nothing 
going on. 

2137
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:39,600
Now I think they, they did like 
look into his, they looked into 

2138
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:44,280
his background after he made him
like really uncomfortable and he

2139
01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:48,800
and he was like a chemist or 
something like he, he had like A

2140
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,640
and it they knew it was a 
poisoning. 

2141
01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:54,160
Of serious background, yeah. 
He went to fucking poisoning 

2142
01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:55,520
school. 
Necromancer. 

2143
01:58:56,120 --> 01:59:01,120
OK I don't know if this is fail 
RP but I'm pretty sure that guy 

2144
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:05,880
fucking did it. 
You want to talk about fail RP 

2145
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:08,000
I've got, I think I pissed off 
on necromancer. 

2146
01:59:08,000 --> 01:59:10,040
There's a guy that was like, I'm
going to, you're going to be my 

2147
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:13,120
thrall and he's like doing all 
this necromancer shit. 

2148
01:59:13,120 --> 01:59:14,840
And I was like, look, dude, I'm 
just trying to sell you some 

2149
01:59:14,840 --> 01:59:16,560
stuff like are you buying or 
not? 

2150
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:20,320
And I walked away from him. 
I'm like, I'm not going to play 

2151
01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:23,640
into your. 
I guess so you want to buy own 

2152
01:59:23,640 --> 01:59:27,120
meal? 
I I feel like if it's against 

2153
01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:30,600
the rules to erotic role play 
with someone against their will,

2154
01:59:31,440 --> 01:59:34,880
it should be against the rules 
for you to necromance me against

2155
01:59:34,880 --> 01:59:36,960
my will. 
I'm, I'm trying to make some 

2156
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:41,200
wheels and deals out here, OK. 
Did he want you to just be like?

2157
01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:45,280
I don't fucking know, dude. 
He he was just like, you're 

2158
01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:49,200
going to be my, my thrall and 
I'm going to And then like I 

2159
01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:51,200
made enough of a fuss at some 
guy who went over there and 

2160
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:54,040
kicked his ass. 
I bet everyone on that server 

2161
01:59:54,040 --> 01:59:54,800
fucking hates. 
You. 

2162
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:55,880
I bet you they do. 
They're. 

2163
01:59:56,480 --> 01:59:59,800
Like that, that little fucking. 
He's not even doing a voice. 

2164
02:00:00,120 --> 02:00:01,000
He's not doing a voice. 
He. 

2165
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:04,040
Won't do any RP with us. 
Yeah, he's not doing a voice. 

2166
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:06,400
He doesn't care where I'm from. 
He hasn't asked me about my home

2167
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:08,320
life at all. 
He just keeps asking the 

2168
02:00:08,320 --> 02:00:12,360
Argonians what's going on down 
there and do they have cloacas? 

2169
02:00:13,120 --> 02:00:17,360
Creepy creepy guy over there. 
Or if there's no murderers in 

2170
02:00:17,360 --> 02:00:19,400
your area. 
I am. 

2171
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:20,760
Pretty sure it's that creepy 
cook. 

2172
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:24,480
I I do need to look up. 
Hold on. 

2173
02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:26,760
Now that we've been on the topic
of poisoning, I'm writing that 

2174
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:28,120
down. 
How to poison food? 

2175
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:32,680
That's going on my on my list of
things to do on there. 

2176
02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:38,960
Poison, food poison. 
You have to RP so hard where 

2177
02:00:38,960 --> 02:00:41,760
you're like, yes you are, do you
like your poison food? 

2178
02:00:42,240 --> 02:00:44,000
And then he just has to play 
dead. 

2179
02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:49,800
That's a great question. 
I'm that would be, I'm hoping I 

2180
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:53,680
I can give him something so 
powerful that it just, he drinks

2181
02:00:53,680 --> 02:00:56,920
it and he immediately starts 
geysering blood out of his 

2182
02:00:56,920 --> 02:00:59,160
asshole. 
Yeah, and screaming. 

2183
02:00:59,400 --> 02:01:02,040
It's very you guys. 
It's like 1 big improv class. 

2184
02:01:02,400 --> 02:01:05,320
It is, yeah. 
It's been like a 600 person 

2185
02:01:05,320 --> 02:01:08,600
improv. 
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

2186
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:12,760
And Speaking of which, it's 5:00
and I really need to get back to

2187
02:01:12,760 --> 02:01:13,560
it. 
I have. 

2188
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:16,000
Speaking of which, these dogs 
are going fucking crazy and I 

2189
02:01:16,000 --> 02:01:17,840
don't know why. 
Look dude, we just need to wrap 

2190
02:01:17,840 --> 02:01:19,440
this up. 
I have court obligations. 

2191
02:01:19,440 --> 02:01:21,600
I have to feed them a certain 
amount of times in the day or 

2192
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:23,440
else they get upset and they 
might replace me. 

2193
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:28,320
The girl somebody sent me the. 
Girl needs his cabbage soup or 

2194
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:32,680
else he gets cranky. 
Somebody sent me a crazy man. 

2195
02:01:32,720 --> 02:01:36,920
I got a about you being 
replaced. 

2196
02:01:37,760 --> 02:01:41,680
I got a I get a notification 
when somebody buys something 

2197
02:01:42,280 --> 02:01:46,400
from the merch store and it goes
to my Twitch activity feed. 

2198
02:01:47,160 --> 02:01:51,800
I can't, it's not there. 
It was just like, hey, man, like

2199
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:56,080
you should try to use your 
position in the podcast to like 

2200
02:01:56,080 --> 02:01:58,240
take over Sam's life and marry 
his wife. 

2201
02:01:58,240 --> 02:02:01,600
Like, thank you so much for all 
the awesome memories or 

2202
02:02:01,600 --> 02:02:03,840
something. 
But like it was just like such a

2203
02:02:04,400 --> 02:02:07,080
double sided message where half 
of it was really sweet and the 

2204
02:02:07,080 --> 02:02:08,600
other was like. 
I would. 

2205
02:02:08,840 --> 02:02:12,880
Really like to see you like kill
him and take over and then I. 

2206
02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:16,000
I had to, really. 
I love when I just get a message

2207
02:02:16,000 --> 02:02:18,240
like that. 
Somebody just made a tweet the 

2208
02:02:18,240 --> 02:02:20,440
other day and they just tagged 
me and just said, hey, man, just

2209
02:02:20,440 --> 02:02:26,280
let you know you got fat. 
I'll I'll drop a quick like on 

2210
02:02:26,280 --> 02:02:28,720
that, but it's just like not 
even Adm. 

2211
02:02:29,120 --> 02:02:32,320
It's just like it does always 
make me laugh though when people

2212
02:02:32,320 --> 02:02:34,920
go out of their way. 
I did see the merch. 

2213
02:02:34,960 --> 02:02:38,520
Store Jimmy. 
Jimmy sent us a message where he

2214
02:02:38,840 --> 02:02:42,520
highlighted somebody's comment 
on the on the Prospector video. 

2215
02:02:42,520 --> 02:02:46,320
He said boobs turning in to see 
him and I said it's great. 

2216
02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:48,480
It's. 
Literally like such a compliment

2217
02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:52,560
I. 
I love having a little Hey 

2218
02:02:52,600 --> 02:02:55,560
little buddy. 
That's not my personal 

2219
02:02:55,560 --> 02:02:57,760
nightmare. 
This guy pays my bills, so I'll 

2220
02:02:57,760 --> 02:03:01,480
say that's actually awesome. 
That's always what I wanted and 

2221
02:03:01,480 --> 02:03:02,680
I'm really excited we're going 
to. 

2222
02:03:02,680 --> 02:03:10,560
Look so cool together, I would 
love to actually be able to. 

2223
02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:12,800
Just like dinner, I'm going to 
throw it on the ground. 

2224
02:03:12,840 --> 02:03:16,640
Get the shit out of here. 
I want GAIL I. 

2225
02:03:17,480 --> 02:03:20,600
Want GAIL and seaweed bricks? 
Show her a picture of you. 

2226
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:23,440
Celery. 
Why don't you marry him if you 

2227
02:03:23,440 --> 02:03:29,360
want me to look like him so bad?
Yeah, I think I'm going to kill 

2228
02:03:29,360 --> 02:03:32,600
myself Bradley today. 
But I hope you enjoy your 

2229
02:03:32,600 --> 02:03:34,320
dinner. 
Yeah. 

2230
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:36,160
I'm going I'm I'm eating 
nothing. 

2231
02:03:36,800 --> 02:03:38,440
Eating nothing. 
Come on, dude. 

2232
02:03:38,840 --> 02:03:40,080
No, we got to meet in the 
middle. 

2233
02:03:40,080 --> 02:03:42,280
I've been losing weight, and now
I'm. 

2234
02:03:42,480 --> 02:03:46,240
I'm going to get on minoxidil, 
OK? 

2235
02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:49,800
Get my hair back. 
But it also makes your facial 

2236
02:03:49,800 --> 02:03:51,440
hair. 
Your facial hair grows back. 

2237
02:03:51,480 --> 02:03:53,920
Yeah, I'll grow. 
I'll grow a mustache. 

2238
02:03:54,920 --> 02:03:57,520
Hopefully I will get enough to 
be able to grow your exact 

2239
02:03:57,520 --> 02:04:01,400
mustache. 
I'm going to start wearing 

2240
02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:04,000
trucker hats. 
I'm going to start working on a 

2241
02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:07,680
time machine, go back and warn 
my past self. 

2242
02:04:10,200 --> 02:04:14,280
Don't, don't, don't, don't go on
that podcast as a guest. 

2243
02:04:15,720 --> 02:04:19,720
Learn how to learn Java. 
Don't should. 

2244
02:04:19,760 --> 02:04:26,520
I meant JavaScript. 
That's funny. 

2245
02:04:26,720 --> 02:04:30,480
Well, enjoy your dinner and guys
will be back soon for the Patron

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02:04:30,480 --> 02:04:32,960
exclusive all. 
Righty.