1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,400 But it's like a dread hunger pirate chest. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,000 You open it, it's like a code. Yeah, code. 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,920 Vibes. Yeah. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,120 And inside a little piece of paper, it says, Dad, you're the 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,800 you're the best in the world. Looks like she read it all 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,880 backwards. Idiot. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,800 Is it? But that's me. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,480 That's the important part. You can see me see how thin I 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,600 am. She got that hat right. 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:35,240 Fuck off dude. Make sure you spell my name 11 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,760 right. It's got a TV at the end. 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,560 Toast. Drag TV. 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,280 OK, now. We got. 14 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,600 Name right and the rest is lower. 15 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,520 I just found out that talents actually supposed to be treated 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,080 well. What? 17 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,840 He kept saying that in the call yesterday. 18 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,000 He kept going, listen dude, you're the talent. 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,560 So anything you want, I'm like, that's not really. 20 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,320 How it's supposed to work? I'm going to message him and say 21 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,160 pump the brakes on that. Okay, you're supposed to scream 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,160 at the talent. Okay, you're supposed to scream. 23 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,920 Up the talent you are the. Yeah. 24 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,480 Well, that's I was like, OK, can I have Diet Cokes waiting for 25 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,280 me? And he's like, you know, nobody 26 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,800 else has asked for a single thing. 27 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,560 I'm like, oh, the millionaires don't need you to get them 28 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,040 anything. I'm sorry. 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,480 OK. That the common man needs a Diet 30 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,840 Coke when he lands, he's like, yeah. 31 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,800 He's like, Will Neff hasn't asked for anything. 32 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,320 I'm like, he probably doesn't need you to buy him anything. 33 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,760 Dude, I want a new pair of shoes. 34 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,960 I did tell him I wanted some walking around money and he was. 35 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,040 Like not going to. Happen. 36 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,440 Well, you got me going. In a day early, yeah. 37 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,600 I just kind of want some like pocket money. 38 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,040 Yeah, some some loose bills. 50 bucks. 39 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,280 He said there's no. Prize. 40 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,560 I'm the talent. I don't care. 41 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,080 Wait, there's no prize? There's no prize money, there's 42 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,800 nothing. And there's they have sponsors, 43 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,240 but there's no prize money. And there's no walking around 44 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,000 money. OK, dude, that if there's any 45 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,120 bit that you would do, that's what I would keep bringing up. 46 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,760 It's just like whenever something bad happens to you and 47 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,920 they put a camera on your face, be like, by the way, guys, 48 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,800 there's literally nothing waiting for me if I win. 49 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,880 No incentive for me to do well. What's keeping me going? 50 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,480 They're not. Even I can see the doors. 51 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,800 I can. Walk out sensory deprivation. 52 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,040 I wasn't told. No catering budget. 53 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,680 Yeah, I didn't even think about that. 54 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,960 It's sponsored and he's going to probably make a shit ton of 55 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,840 money off of it. You're making. 56 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,320 Nothing. The talent gets nothing, not 57 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,960 even walking around money. So the rain get richer, Yeah. 58 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,360 Yeah, I guess. You want to go make your 59 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,560 martini? I'm going to. 60 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,720 I'm going to make mine as well. Wait, Actually, could you walk 61 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,760 me through the process of like, what? 62 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,400 What do you put in yours? Wait, wait, wait. 63 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,080 You just what did you just say? I unplugged my headphones. 64 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,480 Oh, I said. Like what do you put in your 65 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,440 martinis? I just looked up because it's 66 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,960 day drinking. I I looked up a a breakfast 67 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:04,120 martini so I'm going to make one has got orange marmalade in it. 68 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,200 Oh, I've never tried it before. That sounds way better. 69 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:14,280 In mine I got I got olives and I'm doing like a with vermouth. 70 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,120 And yeah, I'm not going to lie to you. 71 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,720 I've never had a martini before. This tastes like feet. 72 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,480 It's pretty bad. It's a pretty I'll. 73 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,920 Have the same thing I'll I'll have my usual martini which is 74 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:28,480 gin, vermouth and olives. Oh, I did vodka. 75 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,680 Should I have done gin? It's more classy, but it's fine. 76 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:39,440 See, James Bond was written as a hooligan who was out of place in 77 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,840 a dinner jacket in the books, and that's why he drinks a vodka 78 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,120 martini and he gets it shaken, not stirred, because that's 79 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,960 uncouth. Oh. 80 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,440 OK, well I'm but the movie. Kind of an uncouth around, so 81 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,160 yeah. OK. 82 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,640 Yeah, right. I'll make my regular Martini, 83 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,280 which is gene vermouth and olives. 84 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,720 I'll do that right now, but I won't be able to hear you until 85 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,160 I'm. OK, we'll just give you an 86 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,640 awesome introduction. Yeah. 87 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,880 Poor mine right now. I pre made my shaker. 88 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,960 Hey guys, welcome to Forehead Fables. 89 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:17,000 Today we have Toastrak TV and he's kind of a diva about that. 90 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,760 Make sure you get the blind TV right. 91 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,240 He didn't say that. Yeah. 92 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:27,880 And he's, as you can see currently day drinking because 93 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,680 it's morning over there. We're doing a classy nighttime 94 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,320 drinking pretty different. More more appropriate. 95 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,280 I think, yeah. Yeah, I think he has a problem. 96 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:41,120 Yeah, I think. I think olives saying if you're 97 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:47,680 a fucking drum yard 33. Olives shit dude I only got the 98 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:54,160 one damn but Toastrak is. Honestly he's my favorite Tarka 99 00:04:54,280 --> 00:05:00,280 streamer and he does a lot of meticulous note keeping in the 100 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:03,640 game that I've never seen any other person do. 101 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,960 And a real man went to go play Tarkov. 102 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,840 Yeah, he, he has like spreadsheets and all sorts of 103 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,680 stuff that he he goes through. He's. 104 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,680 One of the classiest streamers too. 105 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,040 I mean, if you couldn't tell by the martini bar he's putting 106 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:20,040 together, but he's just he's a very charming man. 107 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,760 I would never say this because you can't hear us right now, but 108 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,400 he's just like, it's like really nice to talk to a Twitch con 109 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,320 very charming. What if he can hear us? 110 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,960 I don't think he can. He'd be smiling. 111 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,480 Oh, it's unplugged. I see it draping behind him. 112 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,400 Yeah. Look at that martini. 113 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,000 Yeah. Cheers. 114 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,080 Cheers. But yeah, he's also had a very 115 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,400 interesting early career that I'm. 116 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,680 Did he just materialize in his chair? 117 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,160 That was crazy. Oh, the camera swapped. 118 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,640 I'm an idiot. Yeah, wow. 119 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,480 He. Just came in out of nowhere. 120 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,920 By the way, yours What do you have 3 olives in there? 121 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,880 3 olives, gin and vermouth and I rinsed the glass with Cointreau 122 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,720 and that it's all been in the freezer so see how it gets all 123 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,560 frosty. Damn it, yours looks way cooler 124 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,800 than mine. Yeah, going. 125 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,760 On my way. Oh yeah, at least mine doesn't 126 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,400 look like Poobs. Poobs is like a little bit of 127 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,160 piss and a it's. A martini and it's a, it's a 128 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,760 little bit of a spin. I got this martini glass out of 129 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,000 the garage from the giveaway pile. 130 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,520 Did not rinse it in whatever you said. 131 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:38,040 I gave it a little finger DAP down and I don't know, kind of 132 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,000 regret that. Now, but. 133 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,160 Garage dust. Yeah, it's a fireball. 134 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,520 Oh yes, fireball. Fireball. 135 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,560 Gin, yeah, and vermouth. That is serious stuff. 136 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,400 That I don't think that's the first time that that drink has 137 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,280 ever been made. I don't think anybody's ever 138 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,720 made a fireball. Martini. 139 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,640 Or someone's gonna. Have made it. 140 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,360 Someone's gonna. Have made it and they would have 141 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,120 given it some fancy hooker name as well. 142 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,360 Yeah, I think so. Fire. 143 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,680 Flaming I got nothing it's. Really flaming. 144 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:16,720 Gooch. Yeah. 145 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,880 Flaming Gooch? No, it's yeah. 146 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,680 It's really good, though. It's really classy. 147 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,080 Well, it's a. Classic podcast. 148 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,120 I thought, yeah, I thought I'd bring have to step up my game. 149 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,920 It is we're. Trying to get there. 150 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,040 Yeah, we're trying to kind of bring it up a little bit because 151 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,720 our our last episodes were like we went shooting, rooting, 152 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:40,280 Tooting, shooting out there, blasting guns out in Vegas. 153 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,280 A little uncouth. Yeah, a little uncouth for me. 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,360 So I decided lowbrow. Yeah, I decided let's classy it 155 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,440 up. And then the first thing you 156 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:52,200 tell me is I'm having possibly the most uncouth martini that 157 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,480 you can have. So what do I fucking know? 158 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:59,840 Look, if James Bond can't go wrong, you know you can. 159 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:04,160 You can shake it. You you never shake a gin 160 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,800 martini because it bruises the gin. 161 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,080 I don't know what that means, but I know it's a rule. 162 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,600 But if it's a vodka martini, you can do whatever you want to it. 163 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,920 I'm I'm so curious about what that means. 164 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,600 I almost feel like getting a a glass of gin and then a glass of 165 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,320 of gin and then really bruise the fuck out of it and taste 166 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,440 what the difference is. Just science the shit out of it. 167 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,400 Yeah, I really do want to because like, right when the 168 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,840 Impossible Whopper came out, I went out and bought a regular 169 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,159 Whopper and an Impossible Whopper, and there's that 170 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:39,159 classic video of that guy eating them where he's just like, am I 171 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:42,360 getting a more seared bite from the Impossible Whopper? 172 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,120 I tried them side by side. The Impossible Whopper had a 173 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,800 more seared bite. That guy was not lying. 174 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,840 That was not marketing. It was actually more of a seared 175 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,160 bite. I don't know how they did it. 176 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,240 But a burger at Chili's recently in the airport? 177 00:08:55,240 --> 00:09:01,560 That was just exceptional. I always I hear about these 178 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,560 trashy places to eat in the US and I'm in Australia. 179 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,640 I can't do it. Tread lightly, always with 180 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,200 whatever you're saying. Tread fucking lightly. 181 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,520 Trashy places. Burger King is that feeds half 182 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:19,200 this country every day. Okay, Burger King's a workhorse 183 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,320 in the. US pronounced as being trashy, 184 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,400 right. So I, I asked my cousin to take 185 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,920 me to a Taco Bell in San Francisco. 186 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,680 She took me to this fancy place on the beach, which had where 187 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,480 you could buy margaritas in a plastic cup and eat your Taco 188 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,800 Bell. It's like the a licensed Taco 189 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,480 Bell and it was on the beach. It was beautiful. 190 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:43,280 It had a nice decor and I had a great experience and I don't I I 191 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,120 didn't shoot for days afterwards or anything. 192 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,240 Yeah, it's not like the regular experience. 193 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,480 Yeah, that's, that's off. You should have. 194 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,200 You should would have you should have gone to like a Del Taco 195 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,640 that's inland somewhere. I would just keep that image, 196 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,000 that golden image that you have at Taco Bell that nobody else 197 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,880 has in their. Head when they think every time 198 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,960 someone complaints about it I say what are you talking about? 199 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,760 It's fancy as hell. I had AI love this. 200 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:12,080 Sea breeze at every Taco. Bell and the Margaritas. 201 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,000 Are the ones here in Indianapolis? 202 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,680 Yeah. Breeze Washington. 203 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,440 The galls pair nicely. Yeah, I went to a McDonald's 204 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,560 recently for the first time and there was ever wasn't even a 205 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,640 like first time in like years because my kids wanted the 206 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,360 Zootopia toys. I went in there and there 207 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,920 there's no not even a fucking cashier anymore. 208 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,760 There's just like a kiosk that you like. 209 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,080 Hit the. Buttons and. 210 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,920 Then I can see the people in the back. 211 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,080 There's just a line like I, I was in there with my daughter 212 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,240 for like 40 minutes waiting on our order. 213 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,520 And there was just like, angry construction workers in like, 214 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,360 the waiting area that they've turned, like the place where you 215 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,200 normally eat into just a lobby. And they took away all the 216 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,840 enrichment. Yeah, they took away all the 217 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:02,960 little fun stuff like I guess maybe not a Did your McDonald's 218 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,160 ever have a train that went around the ceiling? 219 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,160 No. No train. 220 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,960 That's not the. One McDonald's in America that 221 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,720 had a lot of trains in it, and that was really cool. 222 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,920 In Australia we call McDonald's Maccas, so much so that the 223 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,440 downtown store is actually has a signage as a big M and it just 224 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,960 says Maccas MACCAS. Awesome. 225 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,680 There are, and there McDonald's Cafe is where you can get a cafe 226 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,360 latte from an espresso machine like they had to. 227 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,320 They have to pander to the Australian audience down here. 228 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,960 When I went to that wedding in Puerto Rico, right next to us, 229 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:45,640 there was a Casa de del Whopper. It was just a Burger King, but 230 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,120 they were calling it the Casa del Whopper and people kept 231 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,600 saying that. I'm like, I thought Whopper was 232 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,560 like just for burger it. Well, it was, but I thought it 233 00:11:53,560 --> 00:12:00,000 was like some kind of fancy an upscale burglary eatery. 234 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,960 But Hungry Jack's? Well we call Burger King Hungry 235 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,680 Jack's because the guy who bought the franchise out to 236 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,960 Australia like 20-30 years ago talk them into letting him name 237 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,080 it after himself. So it's actually called Hungry 238 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,800 Jack's. You buy a Whopper at Hungry 239 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,720 Jack's. That's what the TV ads say. 240 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,760 That's such a good, such a good business decision. 241 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,760 I would love to just like invite a company to franchise in in a 242 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,160 country and go like, yeah, but you're getting changed the name 243 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,240 to my name for no reason, even though. 244 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,600 I remember when McDonald's arrived in Australia in the in 245 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,080 the early 80s, late 70s, early 80s, we used to have this chain 246 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,800 of Hardee's. You know Hardee's is in the 247 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,320 South still, right? Yeah. 248 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,640 So we used to have Hardee's and they all changed to McDonald's 249 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,120 like overnight. I was a little kid but all the 250 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,160 Hardee's changed to McDonald's and silent. 251 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,080 Spring. What the hell? 252 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,000 It was weird. I was like, what? 253 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,200 What? What kind of world is this? 254 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:03,040 Yeah, when you've travelled to the US, do you, do you feel that 255 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,640 our food is like fattier and grosser? 256 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:12,280 I I come to the US trying, expecting a greasy take away 257 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,120 experience, because that's what that's what the US is known for 258 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,320 as burgers and hot dogs. And that's what I. 259 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:23,320 Want geography I. Saw I saw Harold and Kumar go to 260 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,760 White Castle long before I ever went to a White Castle. 261 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,960 So now I travel to America to see White Castle. 262 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,400 What is this place? And they've leaned into it. 263 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,240 It's like the food you crave, like this is food for for 264 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,040 stoners, like they've leaned into it as their branding. 265 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:42,240 And that's, that's what I come to the US for And and I'm I 266 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,240 always leave satisfied. When I was a kid my dad used to 267 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,960 go to White Castle and he'd call it white asshole and he would 268 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,680 shit so much after eating it and we had one bathroom. 269 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:57,280 It was disgusting and like. I just for a reason, yeah. 270 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,240 He'd be so happy when he'd get it and be like, I just got some 271 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:05,000 white asshole. It's gonna stink all night. 272 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,840 Dude, my equivalent for it was I would make Abby go to 273 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,560 Whataburger with me and I would get a triple meat, triple 274 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,560 cheese, and it was just like a burger. 275 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,520 Like this stall, It's huge. They're fucking huge there. 276 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,360 And I would just eat that and then sit on the couch with my 277 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,240 fucking belly poked out like oh fuck. 278 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,000 It's such like an awesome dude thing to do is just like eat the 279 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,720 grossest shit ever and then just. 280 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,240 Like eat. Basically comatose, yeah. 281 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,560 It's full contentment dude. That's like the modern man 282 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,800 equivalent of like if you're a caveman, like killing a mammoth 283 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,560 and eating it. Like you like sitting back and 284 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,200 just so being like dude, I just got like 3 days worth of 285 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,720 calories in me. I get to sit around do. 286 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,720 Nothing. Fish and chips was the fast 287 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,840 food. There was no burgers anywhere 288 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,920 except Hardee's. There was. 289 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,880 Yes. Fish and chips is English style. 290 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,160 That's deep fried fish. Deep fried chips is like fat 291 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,040 burger and then you get breakfast cake as well, which is 292 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,800 like a hash brown that hasn't been mashed or I don't know. 293 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,440 So you're just like deep fried potatoes and fish? 294 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,880 1880s Eighteen 90s. Boom, exactly. 295 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,480 This is the 70s. It's first, the Earth. 296 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,720 Cooled. And then we had fish and chips. 297 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,560 Sam got some fish and chips they talked about like 3 times on the 298 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,240 podcast recently. I'm in the right place at. 299 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,400 Twitchcon and they were some of the groceries and it was in. 300 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,760 Vegas. Oh yeah. 301 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:36,480 Yeah, that was Twitchcon Vegas. No, we went to a we did a gun 302 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,600 day. What was the name of Range Day? 303 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:44,840 Range day with the operator and Brandon Herrera, and I got fish 304 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,560 and chips out there and like, as I was bringing the fish to my 305 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,760 mouth, I was like, I'm in the middle of the fucking desert. 306 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,600 Like where did this fish even come from? 307 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,120 And I didn't even take a bite of it. 308 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,280 It would just sicken me the thought of this fish. 309 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,680 Like the journey? Riot. 310 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,520 You know the the journey it took? 311 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,360 Well, I was going to try it and then very quickly your drunk ass 312 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,240 started just demolishing all the food on my plate. 313 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,000 Invited to a range day in Vegas at Twitchcon 2 years ago. 314 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000 BSG took everybody. Yeah, but we've been out 315 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,760 drinking. I was doing shot, I had 316 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,920 margaritas with Nikita, which is fucking amazing, and then we're 317 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,480 doing tequila shots and then I'll get invited to range day. 318 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,480 I just thought I don't want to go to a range with machine guns 319 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,000 and a bunch of drunk guys. This does not. 320 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,480 Sound where? Where was it? 321 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,840 Do you remember? I don't know. 322 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,640 Somewhere outside Vegas, I don't know. 323 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,920 They took a bus. I don't know. 324 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,040 Yeah, it was probably staccato. Is is the place that we went to. 325 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,960 Tank over a car. I don't know what else they did. 326 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,560 But maybe not staccato. We didn't get that. 327 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,080 Treatment that. Fanfare, Yeah, that's the 328 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,320 premium baggage. Yeah, they didn't give us no 329 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,080 tanks for some reason. Well, they were launching 330 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,640 arenas, so they were throwing money at the wall right then. 331 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,280 Oh yeah, yeah. They were prepping for version 332 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,960 1.0. They knew it was going to be a 333 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,400 smash hit, yeah. They were pressing prepping for 334 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,599 the unheard edition. I think. 335 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,720 Yeah. Do you think this Tarkov 1.0? 336 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,400 Do you think this is the peak of Tarkov? 337 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,640 I think this is the peak, definitely peak Tarkov. 338 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:19,240 I've long thought that we've, we've been waiting so many years 339 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,800 for 1.0. We've built it up so much in our 340 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,319 minds. Everyone's just hanging on and 341 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:29,240 hanging on for 1.0 many years after everybody's sick of the 342 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,520 game and everyone's going to play 1.01 time and then no one 343 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,760 will ever play tag of again. That's my expectation. 344 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,280 They say they've got years of content planned. 345 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,280 There's four different ways to extract. 346 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,360 I think people will escape from tag of once and then they will 347 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,000 literally escape from tag of. That's my prediction. 348 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:53,680 I need a new job. I, I kind of had the same like 349 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,120 thought process where I was like, this is it's, if it's 350 00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:01,040 coming to steam, this is going to be the first injection of 351 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:06,200 like new blood into the, into the, the game in like years much 352 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,480 needed. And so I was playing it going 353 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,720 like, oh, surely there's going to be people talking. 354 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,800 There's going to be people that have no idea what the fuck 355 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,480 they're doing. There's going to be people just 356 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,720 kind of roaming around going like what's going on? 357 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,080 And I'm like, this is going to be the heyday. 358 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,760 This is going to be the peak. And then I got on there and the 359 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:26,040 first person I see is just like, but leaning corners. 360 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,760 Yeah, beating my ass, knowing everything based off sound. 361 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:34,040 I'm like I I went through a week of playing and I don't think I 362 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,880 saw a single new person. It was just. 363 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,720 People, I had exactly. Had 1000 hours and. 364 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,880 I was expecting to see steam newbies everywhere. 365 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,280 It's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. 366 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,560 And it was going to be all these people coming from Arc Raiders 367 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,880 and going, hey, this is the OG extraction shooter, let's play 368 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,440 that one. It'll be like Arc Raiders, only 369 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,800 you know, harder. And everyone be going around 370 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,160 saying don't shoot team up, Lee. Well, let's team up, let's team 371 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,400 up. And everyone would cooperate and 372 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,560 be like, it'd be amazing. But I think what happened to all 373 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:09,400 those Steam bunnies is they they sat through 1012 hours of not 374 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,160 being able to play the game and getting error messages and just 375 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,240 got their Steam refunds and got out of there. 376 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,160 And all we got left was the hardcore who know to grimly 377 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,200 stick it out through the 12 hours of server error messages 378 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,240 till you get into your first raid. 379 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,960 And they're that flea bitten hardcore. 380 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:33,640 Not just that, but like like imagine for a second, like wipe 381 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,720 your mind of all information you have on that game and then 382 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:42,160 imagine for a second you go to play and then you go, God, the 383 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,040 the look of bliss on your face when you wiped all the all the 384 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,920 knowledge of Tarkov. That was crazy. 385 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,840 Yeah, Oh my God, ten years just went away. 386 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,480 You look so young now. This like think about playing it 387 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,440 for the first time with like having the maps all locked up. 388 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,680 How the fuck would you even start to figure out how to 389 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:08,320 extract and unlock future maps? Like the only reason I had any 390 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,320 inkling of ideas because I went in knowing you know it's like 391 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,480 you need to extract like and do this and that. 392 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:20,080 If I had just raw dog this game and never had any information 393 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:24,120 about it, was playing it for the first time I would be so fucking 394 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,960 confused and lit down at the same time. 395 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,880 But it was supposed to have a tutorial, but the tutorial 396 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,840 didn't even teach you about heavy bleeds like it didn't. 397 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,440 Teach you I actually. I liked the tutorial quite a 398 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,880 bit, but yeah, like As for teaching you about the game, it 399 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,720 didn't. Really teach you. 400 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,120 If you were coming from Arc Raiders you'd be fucked after 401 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,120 that tutorial. It was good intro and we saw our 402 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,600 one cut scene. I thought the game was supposed 403 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,720 to have cut scenes everywhere. All I saw was that one at the 404 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,000 beginning. Maybe there's one at terminal. 405 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,880 I think that's it. I think there's two cut scenes 406 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:00,080 in the whole game and I thought we were going to be meeting each 407 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,560 trader in raid like we meet light keeper. 408 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,600 I didn't expect to treat with them in raid, but I expected to 409 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,360 meet them in raid. No, we just clicked this 410 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:14,640 impossible to find interact visit button on the. 411 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,120 I thought. I was the only one that 412 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,040 struggled to find that button. My friend was like, you need to 413 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,000 like hit the visit button to to progress the mission. 414 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,360 I'm like the what? Yeah, there's like this little 415 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,520 tiny button at the top says visit, and you go like into a 416 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,480 cutscene to go meet them. It's kind of strange you. 417 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,000 Can tell poop is like flabbergasted because he. 418 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,400 I don't think. He'd touch a year or two he. 419 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:42,680 Escaped that he's people have been like loving that tigs guy 420 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,680 for being the first to escape from Tarkov. 421 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,760 Poob was the first to escape. OK. 422 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:51,760 He stopped playing years ago. Yeah, it's been AI played like a 423 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,800 couple raids in the last two or I don't know, maybe even 3, I 424 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,520 don't know. I played a lot, you know, 425 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,880 obviously like when everyone, but it was like still fresh to 426 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,480 me and fun. And then I played a lot after it 427 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:09,400 wasn't fresh or fun, but there's just like a couple games like 428 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,920 that. Rust and League of Legends. 429 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,640 I I had to leave people that I loved behind and I just can't 430 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,760 play games with them really anymore 'cause I mean, my OGIRL 431 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,920 best friends, we all started playing League in high school. 432 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,760 They, they're probably playing right now. 433 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,760 They play every night for about. I play every night. 434 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,000 Yeah. I mean, it's, it's been like 12 435 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,320 years or something and like they'll never escape that game. 436 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,760 And I was the first one that was like, I'm going to try what 437 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,720 about I try another game? And then I tried Rust. 438 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,160 And then that grabbed me for like. 439 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,800 A long. Time the road less travelled. 440 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,840 Then I, well, I'm choosing the very popular road and then I get 441 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,680 locked in for like 5 years and then I'm like, I can't, I simply 442 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,520 can't. I don't have the tenacity to. 443 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,200 It's like the craziest thing about Tarkov for me was like, I 444 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,760 guess, and well, I guess you could say it about every game 445 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,880 I've played a lot of I never felt like I got that much better 446 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,680 for playing so much. Like I still don't know where a 447 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,320 lot of the X tracks are on Tarkov. 448 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,440 Even in like when I was playing it the most, I'd be like I go on 449 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,760 customs and be like I have no fucking idea like where these I 450 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,040 don't know what any locked room. I knew D2 tunnels like the back 451 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,640 of my hand. The rest of the map I'm like. 452 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,480 D2 that was right when reserve came out, that was the peak of 453 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,560 that game. For me, my personal peak. 454 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,440 Yeah, when that map first came out and I started going 455 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,520 underground and figuring out all those tunnels, that was. 456 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,400 Hiding in the darkness. The darkness, yeah. 457 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,280 The thrill. That was correct and when when 458 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,160 you discovered exfil camper and brought him to the. 459 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,240 World and and all of that. That was pig tug of absolutely, 460 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,920 absolutely. You know what? 461 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:03,000 What agitates me so much is Devin is Exfil camper. 462 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,680 Sorry for the audience. Yeah, Exfil camper is such like 463 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,280 they. Handsome. 464 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,920 They he, he's so like innovative in his ways of exit camping and 465 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,840 they have they come after him update after update, taking 466 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,240 strats away from him. He's up in the trees. 467 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,080 They take the fucking trees away from him. 468 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,600 He's they've made the extracts bigger now so that it's not so 469 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:32,200 easy to to camp Emerkom anymore. They I've seen like he's had 470 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,960 places where you can camp and then they, they put the shit up 471 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,120 in front of him so he can't see from his positions anymore. 472 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,840 And I feel like that would be. True, I heard a story that exfil 473 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,160 camper started exfil camp because he was studying for a 474 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,840 university degree while playing Tarkov. 475 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,640 So he's actually getting shit done in his life while exfield 476 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,560 camping and that's how he played Darkov and entertain himself. 477 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,480 And he's just sit there for half hour, get some math done or 478 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,720 engineering done and some study done and then kill some dudes at 479 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,320 the. Extract. 480 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,200 He treats it like fishing. He's like the most normal 481 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,840 streamer I've ever met. Like he's a normal person. 482 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,920 And then he's just like, yeah, it just like streamed it because 483 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,600 it was like, it was like fishing for me. 484 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,080 I'm pretty sure though, like that's how he started on Tarkov 485 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,360 exit camping, but I think, I mean he'll correct me if I'm 486 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,840 wrong. I think he's always played games 487 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,240 like that though to maximize like pissing people off. 488 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,480 Like I don't think that I think he'd been doing that for years. 489 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,520 Like maybe not, I think he's been exit camping in certain 490 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,960 games but you know, before the extraction shooter genre. 491 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,960 Like he'd just find the cheesiest way to kill people and 492 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,800 piss him off. A man after my own heart because 493 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,640 I was always the guy that like on Modern Warfare 2, like 494 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,720 claymore, one man army, get another claymore claymore and 495 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,720 then sit there and noob to people and pick my nose because 496 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,960 I'm not actually playing really. I'm getting kills by just like 497 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,000 not paying attention. Nivea walling your teammates out 498 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,520 of back, you know, just like he'll find those. 499 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,840 And I feel bad, you know, I feel like he got shit for being like 500 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:14,720 kind of the big exit camper for years and always respected. 501 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,960 Like people have just been in his chat talking about how the 502 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,160 insane ways they were going to kill him and he'd just be like, 503 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,040 fuck you, whatever. And then now I feel like there's 504 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,800 a new breed of like the last couple of years of like exit 505 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,280 camper, you know, rat type people where they get so much 506 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,440 praise. Huge he's made a career out of 507 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,800 it and and and taking it to the next level. 508 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,240 He's fantastic. Yeah, you. 509 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:44,160 Have a level of like masochism because the amount of like, like 510 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:48,040 the amount of hate that these people get, I never really have 511 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,720 gotten many hate comments besides that I'm fat or 512 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,760 something. Like they don't like attack me 513 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,280 in the like the way that they attack Devin is just, they come 514 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,720 in there and they're like, I'm going to fucking murder you. 515 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,480 It's going to happen. I'm going to find you one day. 516 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,760 Everyone gets hated. I feel like I get hate for 517 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,400 playing. It's playing strategically and 518 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,800 not being not being not being a shift W gamer. 519 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,320 Plus I get ageism. I get dude, how old are you? 520 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,320 What are you? Get out of this game? 521 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,000 What are you doing here? I feel like those are worse 522 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,840 maybe actually in a way than like, I'm going to kill you 523 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,040 because I'm going to kill you. No, probably not. 524 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,040 But like. But you are. 525 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,160 You're a fat guy with a big head. 526 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,160 It's like, well, OK, shit, yeah, OK, it's. 527 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,880 Like maybe you have to look. At that, yeah, you have a big 528 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,480 fat forehead. Then you have to look in the 529 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,000 mirror and be like, Ouch. But when they're like, I'm going 530 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,400 to RIP you piece by piece, you can just kind of be like, yeah, 531 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,600 right. You might have a little fear if 532 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,280 they like send you a picture of your house. 533 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,280 But oh wait, actually Speaking of that, whichever one of you 534 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,760 motherfuckers in the audience found Abbys phone number and 535 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,360 called her at 1:30 in the morning. 536 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,120 That's the worst part. That's crazy. 537 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,360 Because this woman is so like she guards her sleep and her 538 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,200 sleep quality like it's the most important thing in her life. 539 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:16,560 Okay, not calling you got me in trouble, OK, Because you called 540 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,800 her, then you texted her and be like, hey, you might be 541 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,600 wondering how I found this number. 542 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,920 Actually, I got it. And they did like a whole doxing 543 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,720 thing, acting like they were doing us a fucking favor, OK? 544 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,720 Do me a favor. I don't know, do me a favor and 545 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,960 fucking kill yourself because I got a lecture for an hour and a 546 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,360 half from Abby about like, she pulled out her whoop, her little 547 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,720 fucking, her little biometric scanner, and she's like, look at 548 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,840 my sleep quality and how much it went down after the stress we 549 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,040 live in at 1:30 in the morning where someone called me and 550 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,000 yeah, whoever that was. If anyone comes to Abby, they 551 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,160 have to come through me because I'm a big fan of Abby. 552 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,120 She's a great person. You gotta get through toes 553 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,560 first. She blushed a little bit when I 554 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,480 said I was having Toast track on the podcast. 555 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,400 OK. I was like. 556 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,280 Great conversation show. Her a picture I heard martini. 557 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,680 Yeah, versus my martini. 3 olive wide stick. 558 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,880 And what did you do to it again? You did. 559 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,080 You washed your glass in what again? 560 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,240 In, in, in Cointreau, I rinsed the glass in Cointreau and I 561 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,680 used. I wouldn't have even thought of 562 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,960 that. It's called a 1951 and you can 563 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:31,680 Google the 1951 Martini. It won a martini recipe contest 564 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,520 in Chicago in 1951. Wow, and when were you born? 565 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:45,320 66 But thank you for thinking. I won an award with this 566 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,320 martini, Yeah. Your personal. 567 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,960 I came up with this in elementary school. 568 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,920 Now how? How old are you actually? 569 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,320 I'm 59. I'm going to be 60 next year. 570 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,200 I don't know what to do for it. It's going to be nuts. 571 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,240 But 59, yeah, This is my 4th career. 572 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,360 You know, I never thought I'd be doing this kind of shit. 573 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,680 I know I've fucked up to death. Twitch streamer when I'm 59. 574 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,280 I mean, I know, yeah. You'll be over it by then. 575 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,600 No, you might not be around. Also, there won't be a twitch. 576 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,280 Yeah, and we'll be all robots. God I hope I'm a kick streamer 577 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,760 by then. Yeah, evolved. 578 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,160 You've gone to the next. I hope I'm like half robot. 579 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,840 Yeah, could if you could just for the audience. 580 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,120 I know I've grilled you to death about this because I'm so 581 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:39,840 fascinated by it, but could you, for the audience, tell them what 582 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,000 your previous like career arcs were? 583 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,880 It's it's pretty cool how it comes together. 584 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,080 I started off, I was very nerdy in school, very shy in school, 585 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,800 but I was into computers. My dad's a scientist and he 586 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,160 brought home computers and programmable calculators and 587 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:03,120 shit, and he was into war games. He would play like he worked for 588 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,920 the worked for the Air Force and would play air war games or 589 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,080 games on that hex grid like with figurines and she like that, 590 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,520 like reenacting Napoleonic Wars and she like that. 591 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,960 And then computer. Then Dungeons and Dragons 1.0 592 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,480 came out. He had that. 593 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:23,360 We used to play DND 1.0 in the late 70s, I think early 80s, and 594 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:29,480 then home computers came out and I the first computer game I ever 595 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,080 played was a text adventure called Colossal Cave. 596 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,320 So a friend of my dad's worked at a place that had a mainframe. 597 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,400 He had a terminal with a dial, A dial up terminal. 598 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,040 They would go over for dinner parties and fuck knows what they 599 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,520 were doing. They're playing folk music and 600 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,440 my dad would wear a kaftan, my mum would wear a moo moo. 601 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,880 It was it was the 70s and I don't know what they were doing, 602 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,480 but we were on the computer dialed into the mainframe 603 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,200 playing text adventure, which is command line. 604 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,080 This is before video games were invented. 605 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,120 I was playing text adventure in that. 606 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,760 So we made our own game when I was in high school on the home 607 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,320 computer and, and I studied computer science. 608 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,040 My summer job was working on the first video game version of The 609 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,160 Hobbit, which is the first role-playing game where you can 610 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,720 play 4 different characters and that that there's a nice sound. 611 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,480 I like that sound. And I did computer science. 612 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,680 So then I was a programmer and, but I did corporate programming. 613 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,920 I was like, I worked on the first CD-ROM made in Australia. 614 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,400 I worked for the CD-ROM pressing plant doing software for them. 615 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,360 We wrote search engines before search engines were invented. 616 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,440 This before the Internet so that you could search shit on 617 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,480 cd-roms. So as a programmer for a while 618 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,960 then I loved user interfaces and I became a UX consultant in the 619 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,880 90s. So I designed websites and shit 620 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,760 like that. I was flying around the world 621 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,840 doing corporate shit. I was earning 6 figures out of 622 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,880 quite a young age. Had a lot of money, learned that 623 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,320 money doesn't make you happy. Because I was miserable in that 624 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,600 job because I hated office work and I wanted something that was 625 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,080 more creative. So I quit that, took a 90% pay 626 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:10,000 cut and retrained as ATV editor and got a job on Mythbusters. 627 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,440 Boom, and that's the cool 1. He was the editor for 628 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,040 Mythbusters. I mean the first two are pretty 629 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,360 cool. Yeah, the I hadn't heard the 630 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,960 previous lore that was that was new to me the whole life. 631 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,920 Basically, I mean, if you think about it, it's kind of like you 632 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:31,000 just took a longer time to get to what I'm doing. 633 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,480 I did an internship as a software engineer and I had a a 634 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:41,160 penchant for UX design. So kind of equally successful is 635 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,520 you in both those ventures. And yeah, I just had the wisdom 636 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,120 to be like, I think I'm not going to like the corporate 637 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,040 environment. So I denied it and just went 638 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,360 straight to Twitch streaming, whereas you clearly needed to 639 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,800 work on it a little bit and. Yeah, I don't think the people's 640 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,720 skills like I thought. I thought it was going to be a 641 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,400 meritocracy. I thought the best design was 642 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,760 going to win the argument where it wasn't. 643 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,000 It was the one who was the best friends with the boss or the 644 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,040 boss's wife or, or who was in with the ad agency or whatever. 645 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,760 They won and I wasn't good at that. 646 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,400 That's those skills. I didn't have any of those 647 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,760 skills in high school. I. 648 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,840 That's how the world works, man. It's a schmoozing contest, so 649 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,800 you get for. Having a nerd for a dad. 650 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,600 Yeah, not like a. Little mayor or something? 651 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:30,760 My mom was a librarian, my dad is a scientist. 652 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,920 What this is what happens. Yeah. 653 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,560 It's pretty. Awesome, they get together. 654 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:39,560 That's yeah, like so wildly ahead of its time to be into 655 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,080 computers. Yeah. 656 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,199 Well, yeah, that's right. Like young people come into my 657 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:48,199 stream and think their techno in their their digital natives. 658 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,920 Like we built the computers that you're using. 659 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,840 I can build a computer with my hands. 660 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,400 You're not a digital native. You're a late Johnny. 661 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,720 Come lately. You know your favorite game? 662 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,880 The first Hobbit game, the first four player RPG. 663 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,320 Yeah, yeah, that puts a lot of. Respect. 664 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,520 That's in the music. Yeah, yeah. 665 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,800 You know the first CD-ROM in Australia? 666 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,080 This guy. Yeah, exactly. 667 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,440 Exactly. So you did editing like for the 668 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,200 show Mythbusters? For how long? 669 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,840 Editing. It's IT. 670 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,720 It seems like a big leap, but like UX, I feel like UX has the 671 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,760 job of explaining the technology to the user. 672 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,160 It's like they've got to come from the audience's perspective 673 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,480 and explain the technology and make the technology look like 674 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,760 something you want. And then a editor is kind of the 675 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,760 same thing for film. It's the editor is the one who 676 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,680 explains the director's vision to the audience. 677 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,760 It's the one who's on the audience's side saying, OK, this 678 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,680 is this is the story we want to tell, but putting it together in 679 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,080 a way that the that the audience will understand. 680 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,040 So it's kind of the same thing in a different field. 681 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,400 And streaming's a bit like that as well. 682 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,600 Do you miss editing at all or are you done with that? 683 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,240 I do not miss editing at all to to the extent that I should be 684 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:11,360 spending 50% of my day cutting up my vods into killer YouTube 685 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,320 videos and making money that way. 686 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,000 But I'm I'm on holiday from editing. 687 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:20,680 I, I, I burnt out, I, I, I, I don't don't love it. 688 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,920 It's very time consuming it. It's fun when you get in the 689 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,960 groove of it. But I'm on holiday, I'm doing my 690 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,280 I'm doing my hobby for a living. This is this is. 691 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,280 I'm on my on my. Yeah, but did did you ever have 692 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,200 like a crazy editing idea that then the TV executives were 693 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,040 like, you can't fucking do that. This is network TV. 694 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,560 This this YouTube is, I mean, it's not the Wild West anymore. 695 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,600 OK, It's pretty leashed. But you are open to to editing 696 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,000 whatever you want. Now you know. 697 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,480 That is true. That is true. 698 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,120 I I wasn't that wildly creative as an editor. 699 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,600 I was all about what's the audience feeling? 700 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,840 And I was on their side and I'd the arguments I had with 701 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,320 producers and directors were, no, they won't understand this 702 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:15,040 unless we do this or we need to, we need to spend time here so 703 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,640 that they'll feel the impact of this scene over here. 704 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,040 So there. Needs to be more. 705 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,440 Shots of Carrie Byron There needs to be more Carrie Byron in 706 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,880 this audience. I was going to. 707 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,440 That's it. Unless of that guy with the 708 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,440 fucking beret. Let's just. 709 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,160 Super cut. I did a super cut of Carrie for 710 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,760 the office Christmas party, then the management cancelled the 711 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,280 office Christmas party and nobody ever got to see it, but I 712 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,600 still have it. You can be on that subscribe 713 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,640 over. Yeah, you give it to us. 714 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,440 We'd love to see that. I also have a cut of a story 715 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:55,720 that never went to air where they, they were testing the myth 716 00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:00,760 that you know when your mum doesn't let you buy the sugary 717 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,800 cereal you want when you're a kid and says you know the box is 718 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,200 more nutritious than the cereal inside. 719 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,640 They decided to test that myth and so they, they got some Lab 720 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,880 Rats and made food pellets out of cardboard from cereal boxes 721 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,680 and food pellets out of sugary cereal and fed it to both sets 722 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,240 of rats. Then they they left it for the 723 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,040 weekend and they came back in the morning and they shot this 724 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,280 scene where they checked on the rats and where there were three 725 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,840 rats in a cage. There was only one rat and it 726 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,640 was a. Very fat. 727 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,800 Oh, that was a super rat and he ate all the other story. 728 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,000 Never will the. Cardboard. 729 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,480 On it he ate all the cardboard, but there were other ones. 730 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,720 Editor at the time. So I edited that story, but 731 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:47,560 nobody. 'S ever seen? 732 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,760 I remember that episode. On my hard drive. 733 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,880 I. Remember that on there because 734 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,200 they. Part of it. 735 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,800 Yeah, they used part of it because they they actually 736 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,640 answered a very interesting question. 737 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:03,080 And it's how do you figure out the caloric value of something 738 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,440 like of a single Cheerio or single fruit loop? 739 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,240 And I remember they had this crazy method where they were 740 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,840 like the amount of heat that can be. 741 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,400 Like when you. Burned when you burn it, yeah. 742 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,760 Is the amount. Like you can literally translate 743 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,560 that to the caloric value. So they sat there and burned a 744 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,320 Froot loop and then gathered the amount of energy I guess 745 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:32,120 combusted or whatever and we're like 1 Froot loop is 2 calories 746 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,000 or something that's like. That's it's actually really 747 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,720 interesting. Yeah. 748 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,240 All the people that watch. That show get. 749 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,480 Out of stuff on that show, they. Learned a lot. 750 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:44,960 I was more of a fear factor guy though, so Joe Rogan, I didn't 751 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,200 really fuck with all that science they're preaching on 752 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,760 there, but. Still your main guy? 753 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,040 Yeah, eat. A worm? 754 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,520 Yeah. I'm like, OK, I'm listening. 755 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,520 What a role model he turned out to be. 756 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,000 I'm sure you've never heard this, but you know the audience 757 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,800 is going to. Well, another repeated story. 758 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,920 But that reminds me, I mean kind of in a Myth Busters level. 759 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,680 When I was in elementary school, we did a class experiment with 760 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:16,120 rats where we saw basically what would happen if you gave one rat 761 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,800 milk in one rat soda and which one will be healthier. 762 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,320 It was like, honestly pretty cruel. 763 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,840 Clearly, you know, the milk rat did a lot better and then they 764 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,040 raffled him off and I won the milk rat and I got to take it 765 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,120 home with me. And the soda rat, I'm pretty 766 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,320 sure like got cancer and died, didn't make it too much longer. 767 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,520 I don't know if water was ever involved in either of their you 768 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,040 know you. Never explained this to me that 769 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:51,040 before that they raffled off the rat to come home. 770 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,440 You kept them forever. It's. 771 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,880 A prize that's not a. Prize as a parent to a kid that 772 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,080 goes to school if they raffled off and then I had to take care 773 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,160 of a fucking milk rat. You know what, it's because 774 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,360 Minnie Mae was her name. I felt like I had a good bond 775 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,440 with this rat and it was one of the only bad boy things I ever 776 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:17,200 did as a kid where I mean, I just, I just forged her 777 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,920 signature and lied and didn't even ask the rats. 778 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,680 You could say that my mom's and the teacher ended up I think 779 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,200 later telling my mom that she did she they do a raffle, but 780 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,200 really they just picked the kids that they thought would be the 781 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,800 most responsible to take the rats home. 782 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,680 And man, she got a bad read on me, 'cause that rat made it 783 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,120 maybe 15 minutes, minutes to my house before it was basically 784 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,200 rat soup. But yeah, we had it for like, 785 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:58,200 you know, you know, really got like stuck with the problem. 786 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,080 There was my older brother, because he lived in the 787 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,680 basement, we just kind of put all our problems down there. 788 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,320 So the rat, the rat cage stunk. So eventually we moved it down 789 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,440 by his bedroom and he was like, well, what the fuck? 790 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,680 I don't want to take care of this rat. 791 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,480 And you know, the novelty of the milk rat wore off after like a 792 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,400 month, 'cause I think it bit me one time and I was like, I just 793 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,920 don't really know. Like I don't now that I look. 794 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,400 At we had a bond, yeah. And I started to bite me. 795 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,240 Get a crush on a girl in class and I started thinking my 796 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,400 question. Is when you kissed the milk rat, 797 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,520 did it taste of milk? Had a kind of a frothy milk, 798 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,320 milk, yeah, milk stash that went in a full circle. 799 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,960 Yeah, When it was done, it was asking the same question about 800 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,000 me. OK, we both brought a little bit 801 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,200 of milk to the equation, but my mom told me she gave it to a 802 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,480 like a rat lady that just had. Rats living on a farm in the 803 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,000 country now, yeah, but. Honestly, I think she'd just 804 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,960 tell me like she wouldn't just kill it and I don't think she'd 805 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,200 just let it go. So I mean, I hope it wasn't like 806 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,320 a lady that had snakes or something, but. 807 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,040 I did have this conversation with friends once where we were 808 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,000 talking about like when the goldfish would die and you'd 809 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,880 have to, you'd have them replaced over and over again. 810 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,360 Then one person at the table said our goldfish never died. 811 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,400 They would, they would, they would live to for years. 812 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:28,560 And everyone just went OK, yeah. Dude, come on, like is this an 813 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,360 adult you're talking to? Like at. 814 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,800 Some point at some point. People need to realize that life 815 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,640 is is. They had not thought that 816 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,480 through, yeah. Sometimes you don't think about 817 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,480 that stuff until you're an adult though. 818 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,640 Yeah, that's true. You just believe the shit your 819 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,840 parents tell you. Yeah, like we during Halloween, 820 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,040 our family went for a walk through a graveyard and we 821 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,400 stumbled upon that area of the graveyard where all the kids 822 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,120 are. They like sequester them into 823 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,080 like. The baby. 824 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,720 The baby graveyard and my kids were like, what the hell is this 825 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,680 place? And I'm like, this is actually 826 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:09,400 an important lesson. You can die if you fuck around. 827 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,560 Like when I'm telling you to hold my hand in the parking lot, 828 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,800 it's so you don't end up in this fucking place, dude. 829 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,760 It's a sad place, OK? You don't want to be here, so 830 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,920 listen to me sometimes. Strategy you're taking with your 831 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,320 kids. It's not a strategy, OK, that we 832 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,680 happen to wander into the graveyard. 833 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,520 They were doing trunk or treat. At the graveyard, I found out 834 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,560 that children could die was in a cemetery in a cemetery. 835 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,840 God, that's scary. Yeah. 836 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,160 Is this therapy series? I. 837 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,040 Still don't really know, like is it illegal to turn on a light in 838 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,520 your car at night time or is it just hard to see? 839 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,800 You know, it's like some of these things I'm like, I'll buy 840 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,760 it and it makes me excited. Like the lies I'll tell when I 841 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,000 have kids. Like, yeah, just the crazy, 842 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,960 crazy shit. I'm going to lie and tell them. 843 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,520 My favorites. Are the best things. 844 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,200 I think like the the greatest lie that humanity ever did was 845 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:12,360 the Santa Claus lie. I love that we collectively came 846 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,000 together and we're just like, there's a guy that comes and 847 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,240 gives presents to all the kids. Lie. 848 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,800 What? Santa Claus what now? 849 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,520 Cuz here's a picture of me with him very recently I. 850 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,360 Am the biggest Santa Claus lover out there. 851 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,680 I fuck. I think Missus Claus, whatever 852 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,280 word. No dude, if Missus Claus needs a 853 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:41,560 break, OK I'll step in cuz I love me some Santa and I'm a 854 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,880 little. Angry about Santa? 855 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,920 I'm still angry like you're. Don't be angry. 856 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,240 Christmas is so amazing anyway, why add bullshit that's not true 857 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,400 to it? I I don't understand that at 858 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:52,680 all. Look at. 859 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,600 Colon vented Santa Claus Cole polar bear for. 860 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,320 Fucking ice cream is magic. You don't need to add lies to 861 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,120 make the world. Magic. 862 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,840 You're just a curmudgeonly old man. 863 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,560 Fucking let the let the youth have something before the brutal 864 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,720 reality of of the world crushes them. 865 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,680 Reindeers and one of them's got a big Red Nose. 866 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,840 Reality that it's going to crush them, surely. 867 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,680 It's. Dude, my me and my kids tonight 868 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,120 we sat there and wrote letters to Santa about what they wanted. 869 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,640 Put them in the mailbox. Have you seen the technology of 870 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,760 Santa writing? How far it's gone? 871 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,920 I went to my girlfriend's parents. 872 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,840 They had a Santa phone where you call Santa and it's an AI Santa 873 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,800 that like you talk to it and it's like, hello, Sam, I'm I'm 874 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,280 very full of milk and cookies. What would you like today? 875 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,880 And it like replies to your answers. 876 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,520 So I was trying to see like, what can you make it say? 877 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,560 So I was like, help Santa. I'm like really hungry. 878 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,560 Like they're not feeding me. It's like, oh boy, Sam, sounds 879 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,000 like you're just hungry. What do you want for your wish? 880 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,920 I'm like, oh, I'm so hungry and. It started and they shot me. 881 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,240 Yeah, it started like glitching out and just like. 882 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,560 Well, and it just. Hung up on me like OK, you don't 883 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,760 want to do. Traffic please. 884 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,920 I was asking it like. Like, would you like to taste 885 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,400 like some milk and cookies? Like I was trying to flirt with 886 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,000 it. And then after I did like a 887 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,080 couple phone calls trying to push it. 888 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,480 She's like, by the way, my mom can listen to all these. 889 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,320 It's for like the kids so she can hear what they want for 890 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,240 Christmas. Oh. 891 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,680 Santa. It's like, well, OK, well, you 892 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,760 could have fucking, you know, LED with that. 893 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,720 I'm over here like trying to hit on him and be like, I'm so 894 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:45,440 starving, hungry. But I was like, that's insane. 895 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,040 Like that's a crazy kids toy. Yeah. 896 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,120 It's been everything. It's been everything. 897 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,520 That's technology that I don't think I'm going to, you know, 898 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,720 subscribe to. It's pretty funny. 899 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,160 I I. Think also the the the idea of a 900 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,240 mall Santa where you go and sit on Santa's lap. 901 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,560 That's that is I feel like the weakest. 902 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,840 Line. That's the. 903 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,320 Weakest link. That's the weakest link right 904 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,000 there. And breaking the illusion 905 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,120 because the mall Santa is very even from a young age I was like 906 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,600 that's not the real fucking Santa. 907 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,040 You can tell it's a fake beard and why the hell would Santa be 908 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,560 chilling out at fucking outdoor world in Tallahassee FL like 909 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,680 very quick. Then again, I believed in Santa 910 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,560 until I was like fucking 11. OK, I was dumb as shit. 911 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,320 But you're right though. Yeah, it's how. 912 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:40,040 I stopped believing because my mom, her like guy that lived on 913 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,840 our Rd. that'd come over for like Christmas parties was just 914 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,000 an alcoholic. His name was like Rut or 915 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,080 something or rug. And he was the Santa. 916 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,360 You. Know it was bad Santa. 917 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,960 It was kind of like Bad Santa, but like more gross. 918 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,080 They always are. They're never just regular guys. 919 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,120 He didn't put any effort into it and I was like, why is he? 920 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,800 Why am I sitting on the neighbour's lap? 921 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,960 The creepy. Neighbor. 922 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,640 My sister has that covered. I think my sister says the mall 923 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,640 Santas are Santa's representatives or something. 924 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,840 That's what I did. That's what I did. 925 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,480 You can lie and lie and lie. Yeah, because I said, I said 926 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,920 like I because they were like, is that the real Santa? 927 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,760 Which if they're questioning it, that means they know something's 928 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,720 up and I go I don't I. Don't these actors playing 929 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,360 Santa, the real Santa's in the He's very busy in the North 930 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,040 Pole. I'm a nicest clause here. 931 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:37,160 I, I always very preoccupant. I always like as a parent, too, 932 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:42,240 I never have all the answers because I I do love the the 933 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,840 mystery, the mystery of the world, yeah. 934 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,800 You know, just. Being and so whenever they ask 935 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,800 me, I go, I go I I don't know. We should figure it out though. 936 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,400 And then we go like look it up. God, you know I used. 937 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,240 To tell you that. I think it's better that way. 938 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,840 I remember I was once in the car with my dad and my girlfriend 939 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,000 and she said what an amazing sunset it is tonight. 940 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,800 And my dad said the scientist said, well, that's because of 941 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,520 the diffraction of the fine particulate matter in the upper 942 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,320 atmosphere deflects red more than blue. 943 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,200 And she just said you just ruined a really good sunset. 944 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,360 She dried up instantly. That is so sad that your dad did 945 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:21,880 that. Do you? 946 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,760 Good thing it was like 80 years ago and you've had plenty of. 947 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,440 Time you look. Better though. 948 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,720 Yeah, probably. That's back then, yeah. 949 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,160 Probably made you look cool as shit 'cause you were like shut 950 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,480 up dad nerd. She was leaning dad for a minute 951 00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,120 and then there's like. Nah, I'm gonna. 952 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,880 You should have given him a fucking wedgie from behind him. 953 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,600 Pulled his fucking underwear up. Go play on your clown, pewter or 954 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,960 whatever. Nerd. 955 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,640 It's the lie, though. Like my, my grandma would always 956 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,400 see that where I'd be like, is Santa Claus real? 957 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,240 And she'd be like, well, I don't know. 958 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:57,240 I believe that there was a man named Saint Nicholas. 959 00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:00,000 I'm like, OK, come on. I remember I asked her like, is 960 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,880 like, is God real? And she's like, oh, there was a 961 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,160 man named Jesus. I believe I'm like, OK, like, 962 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,600 you know what I'm asking though, like. 963 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,280 That's a no then. Yeah. 964 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,440 Like what? What are we talking about here? 965 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,800 Because you're kind of making it feel like it's like I can read 966 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:20,160 between the lines a little. It's also, I've noticed too, 967 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,440 there was a sort of willful ignorance that I had because I 968 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:29,240 knew that once you stop believing the you got a lot less 969 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,600 presents on Christmas. Well. 970 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,880 Exactly. You don't want to burst the 971 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,160 bubble. Yeah. 972 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,840 So I was like, I thought, dude, there was there was a couple 973 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,080 years stretch where. Here he comes. 974 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,680 There's a couple years stretch where my parents had gotten 975 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,880 divorced and I believed in Santa and they were. 976 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,640 My parents were fighting for my love so they would get me way 977 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,400 more trying to battle with each other and Santa was giving me 978 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,960 presents. Oh my God. 979 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,920 With Santa. Yeah, they were battling with 980 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,920 Santa for my love who loves Sam more Santa, Mom, dad and and my. 981 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,600 Grandma. Was giving me presents. 982 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,400 I'm in Australia, it's the heat of summer at Christmas. 983 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,800 We're getting Christmas cards with snow on them and Santa's 984 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,440 wearing a big red suit. Like my mom is basting a Turkey 985 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,840 on Christmas Day in her Christmas skirt and just bra 986 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:24,680 because it's 35°C. Like it's 100° outside. 987 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,480 And we're having Christmas dinner and all and we're 988 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,800 supposed to have and we got snow decorations and icicles on the 989 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,160 tree like. But we're all just going through 990 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,040 the motions because we get presents. 991 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,440 Don't. Don't poke the bear. 992 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,240 You know, don't. Question this this is. 993 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,000 Weird as fuck and we're all just going along with it. 994 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,000 No, it's because you're on the wrong side of the planet. 995 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,360 We're not supposed to be down there. 996 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,600 Yeah. Well, people have Christmas in 997 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,040 July down here. That's like the sensible time to 998 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,320 have it. Yeah, but July is when it's 999 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,760 hottest. Everywhere. 1000 00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:00,880 I'm confused. Yeah, no, I just completely 1001 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,840 forgot what I was going to say. Probably about Santa. 1002 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,920 Divorce. Yeah. 1003 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:10,000 Divorce yeah my parents I think when I like I kids I I would 1004 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,480 love to make Santa special and everything, but also maybe the 1005 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,520 the really good gifts are for me not Santa like Santa got you 1006 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,480 this like matchbox car. I got you like a PS6. 1007 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,280 Okay, like let's get one thing straight. 1008 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,080 I'd be a little jealous if they're like, Oh my God, Santa 1009 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,880 got me this like you sucked that. 1010 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,640 Well okay Santa, it's not real. I understand that sentiment but 1011 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:40,720 there's a fucking kid that's in Madelines class that has told 1012 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,840 her multiple times Santa doesn't exist. 1013 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,240 It's just mom and dad getting the presents because her parents 1014 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,800 are going. Oh Santa's not getting credit 1015 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,360 for all the good shit that I worked my ass off buying and 1016 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,920 then that little shit is coming and it's spoiling my kids 1017 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,160 Christmas. I'm going to beat up this little 1018 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,440 kid. Dude, I have a, a preoccupying 1019 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,880 hatred for a 7 year old at school. 1020 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,640 I'm gonna find him. I'm gonna find out who it is and 1021 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,240 be like, why are you spreading his poison? 1022 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,880 And you're like a little worm tongue, a 7 year old worm 1023 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,920 tongue, Anna. 'S real and he's gonna come kill 1024 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,320 you if you don't shut up. I'm one of his elves, Santa. 1025 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,600 'S reindeer are gonna stomp you to death if you don't watch the 1026 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,400 fuck out. That's who you're talking to 1027 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,480 the. Craziest things was to find out 1028 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,600 reindeer were a real animal to like when I was a little kid 1029 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,920 that actually kind of confused the whole thing. 1030 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,520 It should make it more believable. 1031 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,200 But I was like what? What the hell are we talking 1032 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,960 about? Like I thought they were all 1033 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,040 mythical. I thought they're all mystical, 1034 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,080 and now you're telling me that is there a real creature? 1035 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,320 The real is shit didn't. Now I just believe one has a big 1036 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,480 right bright Red Nose that can shine through, you know, the 1037 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,800 Christmas storm. And they can fly, yeah. 1038 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,480 It's getting more believable once you realize that the 1039 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,080 reindeer are real. I don't know. 1040 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,320 For me, for some reason, that kind of. 1041 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,640 Started like that is everything. You got to check everything now. 1042 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:11,640 Yeah, like they're OK, I guess. I thought they were real, but I 1043 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,640 thought they were only real in the North Pole and like some 1044 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,840 people in Canada are seeing them or something. 1045 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,560 Like what or where are they, like Sweden or something? 1046 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,320 I don't. Know Finland? 1047 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,040 Finland. What's very odd is there's 1048 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,720 actually a very beautiful couple that's in my discord and they're 1049 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,280 it's an. Interesting way to describe 1050 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,360 them. Yeah, it's it's so it's 1051 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,880 honestly, it warms. It warms my heart to see these 1052 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,680 little Internet needs on my Discord meet up with each other 1053 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,400 and they start having a relationship. 1054 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:45,600 And now he it's fungal toe, you know, fungal toe and audience. 1055 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,960 He's been in my videos a couple times. 1056 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,360 Fungal toe. He's going up to Finland to see 1057 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,640 his girlfriend that he met through the Discord and they're 1058 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,400 going up to a reindeer reserve to go see reindeers. 1059 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,320 Oh my God. That is fucking awesome. 1060 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,080 Reindeers. Yeah, that, that is awesome. 1061 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:05,520 The Internet, it's done wonders. They got it. 1062 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:10,840 Fungal toe off GCRP. It got fungal the most on the 1063 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,560 spectrum motherfucker I've ever met. 1064 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,840 It got him a girlfriend. He has a job now. 1065 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,880 It's got Brian a girlfriend. OK, Discord. 1066 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,560 The Internet's a beautiful place. 1067 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,880 I met my girlfriend at a bar like a regular person. 1068 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,000 But you know, sometimes I went. As. 1069 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,920 Happy. As these people I know I know. 1070 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,440 I wish it had been like they lived like 8 hours away. 1071 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,880 I met him through a video. She doesn't know how to play a 1072 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:38,800 video game, I mean. My last three partners I've met 1073 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,760 on apps. This is very old school. 1074 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,080 Yeah. I'm kind of an old school guy. 1075 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,880 I didn't. Mean to ask you do you, do you 1076 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,480 have kids or anything? I don't have any kids. 1077 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,640 I adopted Pestily when he was 35. 1078 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,120 Oh damn no, my brother and sister both had kids. 1079 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,000 I, I, I've never done any adulting. 1080 00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,360 I've never bought a house, never got had kids. 1081 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:05,160 You have a beautiful credenza. That's incredible. 1082 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,840 Credenza. Actually, yes, I. 1083 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,680 That's that's generational. That's awesome dude. 1084 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,760 You know the make on that. I know it's made of teak or 1085 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,840 something, but I made it had a matching diamond that did not 1086 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,280 age well. It had like orange velvet seats 1087 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,520 on on wood that color and it looks very dated. 1088 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,520 But the credenza is is a winner. Yeah, that thing, that thing 1089 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,240 rocks very nice. I also noticed you got one of. 1090 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,440 These. So the Pelican case from battle 1091 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,560 state. Yeah, like I always thought 1092 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:48,000 being a a streamer, you'd get free shit and it took about five 1093 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,600 years to happen, but I got free shit and I got free the the free 1094 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,240 shit from Arc Raiders was fucking great. 1095 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:53,880 Have you? Got this. 1096 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,320 Oh fuck you, I'm so jealous of everyone that you. 1097 00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,400 Know that I. Didn't get that I not big enough 1098 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,520 for it. I had a Walkman like pretty much 1099 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:09,760 this size in about 8382. I bought one in Times Square in 1100 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,080 New York because they had electronics. 1101 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,320 And we couldn't. Didn't even have an Australia. 1102 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,160 It was not orange but it was this fucking size. 1103 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,120 It was a recording Sony Walkman. I sold it to buy a programmable 1104 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,200 calculator a few years later. I wish I still had it. 1105 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,320 And headphones. Always had these foam covers on 1106 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,760 them and and chords and they were shit and they all fell 1107 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,880 apart. But like they've now made a 1108 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,960 Bluetooth recreation of it that came back. 1109 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,440 I think that. Was a really cool press pack. 1110 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:41,040 I you know, and it's I'm just praying for the goddamn day that 1111 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,640 some a company sends me a little free box. 1112 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,080 Still mad. I'm I'm mad forever. 1113 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,240 Your day will come. Like, I'm not a big streamer. 1114 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,560 I'm not. A big said that they were going 1115 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:57,720 to send me a pair of fingerless gloves and I sent my address and 1116 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,160 I never. Received. 1117 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:06,200 My glove size small and I never received a pair of fingerless 1118 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,520 gloves and they that company came into my chat when I was 1119 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,920 playing the new Stein light and I'm like, what the fuck do you 1120 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,320 have to say to me like. What? 1121 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,280 Why? Are you acting all chummy in my 1122 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,720 chat? When my. 1123 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,960 In Croatia, you got to rock up to the office. 1124 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,080 My palms are freezing and my. Fingertips are, yeah, so. 1125 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:33,600 Hot I just need something to like equalize these hands and I 1126 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,240 that was one of the most excited I've been streaming was like, Oh 1127 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,120 my God, I'm getting 'cause you know, you can get a free game or 1128 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,800 something. That's one thing getting a 1129 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,280 physical, I love trinkets, obviously, I love bobbles. 1130 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,800 I love stuff of that nature and getting like a physical thing I 1131 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,440 feel like will be my first big step of like I've made it, you 1132 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,600 know, like I've it's like when you used to go to GameStop and 1133 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,680 get you know, you'd see those editions of games where you get 1134 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,400 a statue and they're like $200. I always wanted the only one I 1135 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,280 ever bought Destiny one biggest disappointment of my life and 1136 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,520 other time scorned but. I know. 1137 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,040 I mean, what's that studio, that fucking studio, These fucking 1138 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,960 whatever they're. You're losing the audience, Boo. 1139 01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,760 I'm glad that they're still making Dying Light games. 1140 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,680 I'll tell you what the first I got the goody bag from Marathon, 1141 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,400 so that was my first big junket. That was cool too. 1142 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,640 Goody got shit from anybody man. What the hell? 1143 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,880 How do you keep getting stuff? You got the Taco box, what do 1144 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,440 you do? You know the Russian Dick I had 1145 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,400 to suck to get this. You got these? 1146 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,080 They're the bad guys. I had to suck Dick to get this 1147 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,480 box. I know you've got a figure. 1148 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,400 Don't know disappointment until you've got the goody bag you've 1149 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,480 always dreamed of for a game that sucks. 1150 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,120 Oh, wait, no. Marathon isn't a game anymore. 1151 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,840 They're they're reinventing it, it, it could come good again. 1152 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,520 We love. We love Marathon. 1153 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,360 We love Bungie. Yeah, I did get a box from Dread 1154 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,400 Hunger. Remember that? 1155 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,320 Like. Oh, the boat game. 1156 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,920 The. Boat game where you're like in 1157 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,960 the. Pool actually. 1158 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,720 When you're in the Arctic, except for. 1159 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,840 Every game like that you learned way too much and ruined it for 1160 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,720 everyone. You were such a try hard. 1161 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:24,280 What? Are you talking about, dude, if 1162 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:28,040 it's a social deduction game, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get 1163 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,720 on it and I'm gonna play a little bit. 1164 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,840 But yeah, I love Dread Hunger. That game was incredible. 1165 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,560 It was a cool game. And they sent me a little pirate 1166 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,480 chest. The Chinese takeover, Yeah. 1167 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,520 And the game died immediately and then and then the Chinese 1168 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,480 found it and man they min maxed the hell out of it. 1169 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,000 They turned into like League of Legends. 1170 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,720 Competition. You finally got some competition 1171 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,840 on it. Well, they kicked my ass, OK? 1172 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,120 They were. They were really quick, but they 1173 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,920 sent me a pretty cool thing where it's like it's, it's like 1174 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,000 a cryptograph or something where you like, you have to put in the 1175 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,960 right like letter sequence and then you can open it. 1176 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,720 It's like a. Oh so cool. 1177 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,840 Like. That's great. 1178 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,120 I. Don't even know how to describe. 1179 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,720 Mummy. Yeah, that or, or that Dan Brown 1180 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,600 novel. Oh, what the? 1181 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,640 The movie code with the Pope in it and the figure code. 1182 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,680 Yes, yes, it's a. Da Vinci Code. 1183 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,200 Yeah, my kids love it, but it's like a Dread Hunger pirate 1184 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:31,040 chest. You open it, it's like a code. 1185 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,920 Yeah, code. Vibes, yeah. 1186 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:38,400 Yes, and then if you put in the right sequence, it. 1187 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,600 Orgy. No, not wordy. 1188 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,720 It's hunger. Hunger. 1189 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,680 It opens up and inside is actually a beautiful letter 1190 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,880 written by my daughter. That is awesome. 1191 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,440 Yeah, because they, but they come in here and grab. 1192 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,960 It all there. What in dread hunger? 1193 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,080 She was at the studio. Yeah, that would be really. 1194 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,400 How scary would that be if when you open it off, it was a 1195 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,640 handwritten note from your daughter? 1196 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,120 Yeah, and inside a little piece of paper. 1197 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,880 Wow. Yeah, and it says I What does it 1198 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,560 say? It says Dad, you're the you're 1199 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,880 the best in the world. It's so white you can't even 1200 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,920 fucking read it. Dad, you're the best in the 1201 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:22,280 world. I. 1202 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,200 Think she wrote it all backwards, idiot. 1203 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,360 Yeah, maybe. Did you have your camera 1204 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,720 mirrored like an amateur? I don't think so, yeah. 1205 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,480 That's that's the joke, Yeah. It's completely mirrored on our 1206 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,080 end. But that's me, that's the 1207 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,280 important part. You can see me see how thin I 1208 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,440 am. It's got that right. 1209 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:44,240 Fuck off dude, this is art by my fucking daughter, OK? 1210 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,800 She means the world to me. They. 1211 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,000 Are art. I'm in. 1212 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,040 Fridge. I've got AI, still have some of 1213 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,800 the art that they made when I went over. 1214 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,720 Yeah. I remember the. 1215 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,200 Tea on your fridge? In your eyes when? 1216 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:02,280 When I said, oh, I'm talking to Mr. Poob and they said who said 1217 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:05,960 Bizzle? No, not this little different 1218 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,000 guy. Strong guy? 1219 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,760 No, no, no different. The meek one. 1220 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:17,240 It kind of reminds me the one. The best thing I actually ever 1221 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,080 got was Takov. Remember when Takov would do 1222 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:24,280 events with the code machine and they'd send letters to places in 1223 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,960 the world and you'd have to go find them? 1224 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,080 Did you ever see one of those tacos? 1225 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,120 Playing it during that time. Yeah, it was during the low 1226 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,760 times, but they would they would do a. 1227 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,960 Geocache what? Do you mean the low times? 1228 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,560 They did a geocache, Yeah, they did like 4 of them around the 1229 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,560 world and one of them was in Melbourne, Australia. 1230 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,360 And like I found it. Like some. 1231 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,920 There's there's one of the what do they call them? 1232 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,800 The Takov, the purple names, the. 1233 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,920 Sherpas. The Sherpas, Yeah, there's a 1234 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,640 Sherpa in Melbourne. And like, they did up this code 1235 01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,440 book and it was part of a puzzle. 1236 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,840 There was part of an event in the game one wipe like a year 1237 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,920 ago or two, and there were clues about where it was and we could 1238 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,360 work out it was in Australia and Melbourne. 1239 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,880 And I'd like woke up to this news and thought I'm just going 1240 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,320 to go downtown and have a look and live streamed it on my phone 1241 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,720 and found this thing. It was awesome. 1242 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,680 I've still got this book of hand drawn pictures of killer and 1243 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,520 some. Code. 1244 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:30,400 Scratchings and it all went into some puzzle solving team that 1245 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,720 was working around the clock to crack some code. 1246 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,400 It was great. What? 1247 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,000 Do you mean you just went downtown to see if you could 1248 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,640 find it was there? Like there was a little map, but 1249 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,520 it was very indistinct, but it looked like it was the main 1250 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,960 train station downtown. So I, I got on a tram. 1251 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,400 I, I went downtown and, and looked around and then they put 1252 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,880 up a, they put up a picture that was fuzzy, that, that's right. 1253 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,040 They put up a photo of a Bank of lockers. 1254 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,040 And I thought, well, that's probably the lockers at the 1255 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,880 train station. And I went down, they had a 1256 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,160 number and they had a code you could put in. 1257 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,760 And I opened a locker and there was this notebook inside full of 1258 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,760 Tarkov drawings. In real life, I've, I've got it 1259 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,360 in my other room. It's it's amazing. 1260 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,280 That's pretty badass. They did like 4 of them around 1261 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,800 the world. One was in Japan, one was in 1262 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,840 Europe and one was in the US and. 1263 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:23,400 One time I reached into a tree and found a geocache completely 1264 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,920 by accident, and then my. Mom wouldn't let me. 1265 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:27,320 What? Yeah. 1266 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,400 She but she wouldn't let me take anything out of it because she's 1267 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,000 like, that's not for you that people do these. 1268 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,120 And it was like had toys and shit in it. 1269 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,800 She was like, you have to put something, you have nothing to 1270 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,800 give them. And I just put it back in the 1271 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,800 tree trunk. I gave them something. 1272 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,960 You made love a little. Fart in there. 1273 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,280 You were like, is that porn? Like, I loved that before the 1274 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,920 Internet, it was a very common thing for people to just find 1275 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,600 pornography out in the woods because people would keep. 1276 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,680 I've only heard about this recently, but yes, yeah, so. 1277 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,960 Keep nudie mags out in the woods and go out there and jerk off 1278 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,800 and then go back to home. Dude, before that, it was very 1279 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,760 hard to come by. It was trading on the black 1280 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,200 market at school like it was drugs. 1281 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:16,920 Yeah. Was it was that you said 1282 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,080 somebody was telling me about like what was that? 1283 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,280 No, no, no, never mind. I was going to say, I thought 1284 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:26,560 somebody, my friends did the like black market trading where 1285 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,120 they bring in a page and just be. 1286 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,680 Like a page they would cut up, a couple they'd. 1287 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,320 Bring out a page and be like look at. 1288 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:39,480 This on a 75% of those magazines are just ads and weird dog shit 1289 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:43,640 that isn't even porn. OK, there's very few pages of a 1290 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,760 porn magazine that are worth beating off to. 1291 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:52,120 I true, I don't even have much going on up here and I still 1292 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:56,040 remember the first time I found like my dad or older brothers 1293 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,120 like a magazine that they had like that. 1294 01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:03,760 It wasn't even full nudity, but there was a, I'm not alone in 1295 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:07,960 the home, but there was a woman with some giganto breasts and 1296 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,520 she had like 2 Dobermans or something and she was in like 1297 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,520 lingerie and I was like this is so hardcore or hot. 1298 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:17,720 And I just kind of watched it and my I had my friend. 1299 01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:21,319 Over once and I'm like, yeah. I'm like these two dogs. 1300 01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:28,279 Oh my God, that's what, 12 nipples And like my, my, my 1301 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:29,920 friend over and we just like went in my room. 1302 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,600 We're like, yeah, I was like probably 10 years from being 1303 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:39,160 able to jerk off, but I was just fascinated by it and I tried to 1304 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,760 hide it pretty well. I, I took one of my notebooks 1305 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:47,520 from school and taped the cover in back of the notebook over the 1306 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,920 porn mag, but it was like probably 3/4 of size. 1307 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,479 So the rest of it just stuck out. 1308 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,200 And then I realized like, OK, that looks ridiculous. 1309 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,920 And I just used like electrical tape. 1310 01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:01,240 I'm like, this doesn't work. I've talked about this before, 1311 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,359 but it was one of the worst moments of my life because when 1312 01:09:04,359 --> 01:09:05,920 I was a kid, I'm like, I got to hide this. 1313 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:10,520 Well there was a like an Internet cable coming through 1314 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:15,439 the rug in my room by my TV, like a coaxle for the TV. 1315 01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,920 And I took a knife and I cut that and I cut the foam 1316 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,040 underneath the rug and slid it in there and then put my TV back 1317 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,240 on top. And like 4 years later, my dad 1318 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:29,279 sold the house and I'd completely kind of forgotten 1319 01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:32,680 about it and they found it and thought I had just done it. 1320 01:09:33,319 --> 01:09:37,840 So they made me talk with my dad and my step mom about like, we 1321 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,600 found this in your room. And I was like, you got to 1322 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:43,640 believe me. Like I was like 9 years old when 1323 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,040 I did that. Like I did not, you know, that 1324 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,960 that wasn't me. And they were like, we're very 1325 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,960 disappointed. Like why would you cut the 1326 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,680 carpet? Like we have to replace the 1327 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,800 carpet in that room. And I'm like, I was like a, like 1328 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,840 a child. Like I, I had no idea what I was 1329 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:00,360 doing. I swear I didn't even jerk off 1330 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:04,160 to it. It was just really awkward and I 1331 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,120 still don't think they believe me to this day, but like I had 1332 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,000 done it probably four or five years prior. 1333 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,800 I. Had thumbs up every Christmas. 1334 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:18,560 I had such an insane collection that I'd stolen from my brother 1335 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,040 and my dad that I would then mound them underneath my 1336 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:27,200 mattress. But I wouldn't place them like 1337 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:31,120 around like evenly distributed because my mom would make my bed 1338 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,520 and she would put on my like fitted sheet. 1339 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:36,040 And so she would find if they're near the edge, so they would 1340 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,720 just be mounted up in the middle. 1341 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:42,320 And so my mattress had a very obvious like hump in the middle 1342 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:46,280 where I had fucking shaped. Hump. 15 like porn mags. 15 1343 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:51,320 hustlers that I had stolen and I wonder I didn't have like back 1344 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:54,000 problems or anything as a kid because I would just lay like 1345 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,040 snoopy like on the on the roof. Of you hidden your mattress, you 1346 01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,560 know what? I hidden my mattress. 1347 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:03,000 Not even in my mattress in the stats like of my framing 1348 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,240 underneath my bed. I hit a bunch of beanie babies 1349 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:09,320 because my mom was making me throw them away and I. 1350 01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:12,200 Dude, those were worth. Those were worth a lot. 1351 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,560 I. Took like my 6 favorites and I 1352 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:18,360 hid them like up in the wood of my my fucking bed. 1353 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,440 Frames. OK. 1354 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:22,600 Mine was for lust. Yours was a That was an economic 1355 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,320 decision. Mine was like. 1356 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:29,000 Some, like she cannot take away my big cats, but. 1357 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:31,760 My Panther, my That's your future. 1358 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:36,920 That's your retirement. I didn't even know money, OK? 1359 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:37,880 I was just. Like I. 1360 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,320 Love the. I was a big stuffed animal guy. 1361 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,040 Yeah, and she fucking. Found. 1362 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,200 Him. Did you still have the tags on 1363 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,480 him? No. 1364 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:50,000 That's still in the boxes. I had I still had my Ty beanie 1365 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,920 baby tags on each one. My never these were. 1366 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,240 Well loved. They're it's. 1367 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,160 I had it all, man. I had all my paperwork. 1368 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,080 I had. Such a hookup because my grandma 1369 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:04,120 worked at a store that sold them and I'd just go in there and be 1370 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,240 like please can I ask? Like 1. 1371 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,480 Baby. And. 1372 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:14,360 Not this one, that one. Yeah, I had quite a collection 1373 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,760 for a while. Now I've got nothing to show for 1374 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,000 it. You. 1375 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,240 Have to spoil beanie babies. Beanie Babies. 1376 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,960 I didn't have, you know, Princess Diana or anything. 1377 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,480 Yeah, I wasn't into collector pieces. 1378 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,240 I was mainly animals that I enjoyed. 1379 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,360 What? What did you guys have as kids? 1380 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,840 You. Didn't have Princess Diana. 1381 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,640 What were you told me? Wasn't there like a Princess 1382 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,600 Diana, a Beanie Baby or something dude? 1383 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,560 There's no way there's a beanie. Lot of money a Princess Diana 1384 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,560 one. Am I crazy? 1385 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,360 Maybe it was like there. 'D be a Bobby Princess. 1386 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,600 Diana, Beanie Baby. Yes. 1387 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:51,920 It's worth $350.00. OK, well, this, this one's 1388 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,120 selling. This is confusing. 1389 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,000 This one's selling for 30. This one's selling for 19,000. 1390 01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:00,800 It's the commemorative purple bear, released in 1997. 1391 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:06,400 Wait, is that after all? Yeah, there's rare 1st edition 1392 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,240 versions that can be worth thousands. 1393 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:15,240 That's kind of sad to release a Beanie Baby it doesn't look 1394 01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,920 like. It's just a purple bear. 1395 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,720 It's like in memoriam. Yeah. 1396 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,240 If it doesn't have a swoop over one side. 1397 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:26,760 No. I guess Sloan Ranger maybe so 1398 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:30,240 much we had Cabbage Patch Kids were huge I think. 1399 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,360 You guys have the pet rock or whatever? 1400 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:33,840 Did you? I guess so. 1401 01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,080 And we'd have yo-yo crazes and stuff. 1402 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,360 But yeah, Chloe. Had. 1403 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,760 Rules. We had football cards like you 1404 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,680 had baseball cards. We had football cards for 1405 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:45,000 Australian football. I only chose a team in football 1406 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,200 because of football cards. I didn't actually care about the 1407 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,560 game, but I needed a set of football cards. 1408 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:56,520 My, my, my grandparents in Ohio had a neighbor that was super 1409 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,280 into like American football cards. 1410 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,640 He had like a huge collection of Philadelphia Eagles cards. 1411 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,680 And he was like a massive alcoholic. 1412 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:09,760 And one time he got really drunk and was like gave my cousins and 1413 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,240 I, he was like, yeah, I want you kids to have these. 1414 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,080 And he gave us this, this collection of like signed 1415 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:17,960 football cards and we just divvied them up, you know, like 1416 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:19,840 one for me, one for the one for me. 1417 01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:22,680 I mean, I took him back to Indiana and apparently for like 1418 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,760 years after he'd go over to my grandma's and be like, I really 1419 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,080 need my football cards back. And she had like no idea what he 1420 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,200 was talking about. And I mean, I still have them to 1421 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,680 this day. Never checked if they're worth. 1422 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:36,680 I honestly, that does, I feel kind of bad. 1423 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,080 I feel like they're not even worth anything. 1424 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,120 They're probably just sentimental. 1425 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:44,120 But the guy was kind of an asshole and he would just be 1426 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,000 over a lot. And one time we did a fantasy 1427 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,280 football draft and he just came over to watch. 1428 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,120 And my uncle was like, all right, Sam, you're up. 1429 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,960 And he was drunk as hell. And he's like, who the fuck is 1430 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,760 Sam? And they're like our like the 1431 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:04,680 little kid right there that's always here and lives here. 1432 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,120 And he had to be like escorted out of fantasy. 1433 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,440 He got so drunk at a fantasy football draft at like 10:00 AM 1434 01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,800 so I don't feel too bad about the football cards. 1435 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,680 Sounds like an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 1436 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:21,120 Is he Johnny DeVito? He was remembering. 1437 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:25,240 This. He wasn't that tiny he was or 1438 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,800 that old, but he was funny guy. He ended up, I think he died of 1439 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,480 consumption. What is this? 1440 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:35,040 The fucking 1800s? What that what? 1441 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,040 What is consumption? What exactly is that? 1442 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,520 I'm pretty sure it's tuberculosis, isn't? 1443 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,720 It I think so when you consume too much alcohol. 1444 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,880 You drink and die. Yeah, my mom died of. 1445 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:52,080 Consumption actually. It's like a nice way to say it. 1446 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:57,120 It's like a classy way. I'm an over consumer. 1447 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,800 Yeah. It's like more broad, like you 1448 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,280 could eat so many hamburgers that you died consumption. 1449 01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,840 Well, if that's the case, I think my uncle also died of 1450 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,640 consumption. See the one that choked? 1451 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,680 Damn. Near whatever. 1452 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,120 Yeah. Damn near everybody in my family 1453 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,120 has died of consumption of some sort. 1454 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:17,080 OK. Yeah, over consuming of stuff 1455 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,080 you're talking? About drugs. 1456 01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:19,640 Ripple. Alcohol. 1457 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:24,360 Yeah, triple melt beef fatty. Yeah, Triple meat, triple cheese 1458 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,520 from whatever. Careful, yeah. 1459 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:31,600 Consumption runs in my family. Yeah, a big. 1460 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,920 Dude, I'm an American. We're consumers, OK? 1461 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,240 We love consuming. I can. 1462 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:40,200 Die of like consumption of just like yeah, things I buy on 1463 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,920 Amazon or something. Consumption of memes. 1464 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:51,560 Yeah, TikTok consumption. Well, I was a big Eagles fan. 1465 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:55,240 I'm an Eagles fan. I've been half of my grade 12 in 1466 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,120 the states in in Bucks. Street. 1467 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,040 Yeah. Who? 1468 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,440 You were talking to somebody at Twitchcon where you guys were 1469 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,880 like, oh, the guy, the arc Raiders guy. 1470 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:06,800 Yeah, he was from, he was from right nearby. 1471 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,040 That's right. He was, He was from right nearby 1472 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:13,520 because my dad is a scientist. He worked for the Air Force for 1473 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:19,200 a while, gluing he he kept Australia's fighter planes in 1474 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:23,320 the air way after their use by date because they would develop 1475 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:26,160 stress cracks. We couldn't afford new planes 1476 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,520 and we kept the old ones going by using a glue that he 1477 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,840 developed to, to patch the planes back together when they 1478 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,520 got stress fractures in their leading edge on their wings. 1479 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,840 And then we finally bought some new planes. 1480 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,200 We bought F eighteens from the states, from Bucks County, 1481 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,320 Pennsylvania, and he got a trip over there to teach them how to 1482 01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,960 fix them. And we all went over there for 1483 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,840 six months. I was in high school and it was 1484 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,960 a wild experience because high school in Australia was very 1485 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,280 serious. Like it's all about your whole 1486 01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:00,440 future. Depends on your grades in grade 1487 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:04,360 12. Whereas I came to high school in 1488 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:07,200 the US and it's like everything just depends on your SAT 1489 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,880 results. It's like an IQ test. 1490 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:11,840 Nobody studied for the SAT back then. 1491 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,160 It's just like general knowledge and puzzles and stuff. 1492 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,880 So everyone just had a breezy timing grade to. 1493 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,720 I was like, what are they gonna do, throw us out? 1494 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,320 And it's school finished at 2:30. 1495 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,600 Everyone had a job, everyone had a car, everyone was driving and 1496 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,520 working as like I'm in high school. 1497 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,840 I can't drive till I'm 18. I can't drink till I'm 18. 1498 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,280 I can't do anything till I'm 18. I'm just studying all day long. 1499 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,800 And this is a whole different life. 1500 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:41,280 Yeah, yeah, we rock over here and our and our fighter planes 1501 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:45,520 are fucking brand new. We never get stress fractures on 1502 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,440 our planes, dude. The second they get one crack in 1503 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,880 them, we Chuck them and we buy new ones. 1504 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,440 So we're consumers over here. That was the saddest thing in 1505 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:57,080 the world when you said old ass fighter planes I got. 1506 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,840 So that makes me feel sad for your country. 1507 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:03,040 I love French though. F1 Elevens from France and. 1508 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,440 French military equipment. Not on my fucking watch, not 1509 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:10,600 with my taxpayer dollars. We get we get American made 1510 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:15,120 Lockheed Martin or something. Maybe like a wooden boat, but 1511 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:19,080 yeah, not a jet, not. A fucking jet. 1512 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,080 Not from the French. I would be wary of any military 1513 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,400 equipment coming from the French. 1514 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,720 I'm not gonna. I would never. 1515 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,320 Never with my taxpayer dollars would I pay for that. 1516 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,520 But it was amazing. It was 1983. 1517 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:33,680 It was the year Men At Work Land Down Under was the number one 1518 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:36,040 song in the country. Oh, you guys were top of the 1519 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,840 world. Ask what is a Vegemite sandwich? 1520 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,200 And then they just say, Oh my God, say something. 1521 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,160 I love your accent. Like they'd never seen an 1522 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,360 Australian before. And I was like instant 1523 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,560 celebrity. And I was the shyest kid in 1524 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,880 school. I had to learn how to become 1525 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:54,320 outgoing in a real hurry. And it it made it made a big. 1526 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,440 They taught you by going say something, then you just have to 1527 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:02,840 say you learn I. Have a Vegemite sandwich and the 1528 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,960 ad on TV was like throw shrimp on the Barbie. 1529 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:09,160 There was always Australian. That was that year that they all 1530 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,320 started. That was huge. 1531 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,840 Great year to be Australian in Philadelphia. 1532 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,120 Yeah. Perfect storm. 1533 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:19,560 It's like, I think, like, Bizzle went to Japan when he was in 1534 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:23,560 high school as like, a foreign exchange student, and he was 1535 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,400 like, yeah, I like, killed over there just by being normal. 1536 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,680 Just like. Just being like an American kid 1537 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:33,080 in Japan was huge. But I'm sure being like us, 1538 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:39,320 yeah, being Australian was US was like, I'm sure probably easy 1539 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,920 mode in high school. It was easy mode. 1540 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,360 I would tell people. People would ask if we had 1541 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:49,240 electricity and I'd say no. And we and and I, I would tell 1542 01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:51,480 people we rode Kangaroos to school. 1543 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:54,880 Wait, what year was? This, by the way, 8383, dude. 1544 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,800 What hadn't Crocodile Dundee come out in like 82 years like? 1545 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,280 Around then. Around then, yeah, yeah, it's. 1546 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:04,160 Just Australia was big peak Australian. 1547 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,720 All people know is that there's a big desert and there's some 1548 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,720 bugs and there's some insects and there's some spiders and 1549 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:13,360 some snakes. Wait, I think Mel Gibson was 1550 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,560 huge at this point, Yeah. Mel Gibson was huge. 1551 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,280 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. 1552 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:22,640 The first man in kangaroo. Jack hadn't come out yet, so 1553 01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:24,960 people weren't really ready. To. 1554 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,680 Know about more than just the stereotypes? 1555 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,480 Yeah. That's right. 1556 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,600 That's right. You're Jack Peak. 1557 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,520 Australia. Peak Australia right now. 1558 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:38,720 Isn't that movie like a huge disappointment because they did? 1559 01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:42,800 Like I thought it was about a talking kangaroo or something. 1560 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,840 That's really not at. All the marketing. 1561 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,920 For that movie. The marketing was such one. 1562 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,160 Hallucination scene or something? 1563 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,480 Was the entire advertisement for the movie? 1564 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,400 Was that one hallucination scene? 1565 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,000 It was very similar. To. 1566 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,560 I think there was like a that snow, snow dogs or something 1567 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,280 like snow with Kuba Gooding Junior. 1568 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,040 There was like a movie with him that where he had like snow dogs 1569 01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:09,200 and there was like the advertisements were very similar 1570 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,600 where they're like, oh, the dogs talk and everything and then you 1571 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,840 go see the movie and they don't. It's kind of a or. 1572 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:20,520 Is it cats versus dogs? The The Revenge of Kitty galore, 1573 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:23,400 And it's like they're actually talking too much. 1574 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,640 I thought it'd be a little more sophisticated. 1575 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,800 You went in hoping it was a hallucination. 1576 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,920 Nuanced. Yeah. 1577 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,600 I know. I was like, well, I'd seen the 1578 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:36,480 first cats versus Dogs and I got the idea, but I thought the 1579 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:39,080 revenge and Kitty galore, I thought it'd be like a little 1580 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:42,360 more subversive. You're expecting Who Framed 1581 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,960 Roger Rabbit, and you didn't get that. 1582 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,600 I'm getting straight up cats versus dogs. 1583 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:53,280 They're all talking. What do you guys think about OG 1584 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,360 Alvin the Chipmunks versus New School? 1585 01:22:55,600 --> 01:23:01,280 Let's get real 2008 versus OG, animated versus live action 1586 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,360 'cause I listen to both their. Music for today's albums there 1587 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,360 and. I honestly liked it. 1588 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,400 I think the originals got a certain charm. 1589 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,920 I can't imagine back then being like, I'm going to just put on 1590 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:17,840 this record of really squeaky voices singing. 1591 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,920 I'm not. Going to lie to you guys, this 1592 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:21,320 might rock the boat a little bit. 1593 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:24,000 Alvin and the Chipmunks can fucking die in a fire. 1594 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:24,760 OK? I would. 1595 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:28,760 I would never watch that fucking movie that show anything. 1596 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,640 Squeaky little fuckers dude. If I have to hear them one more 1597 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:35,560 time. Dude my grandma went to one of 1598 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:39,440 the original concerts back when the the OG star touring. 1599 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:40,960 She blew her away. She. 1600 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,880 She saw them live. It was her Elvis. 1601 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,400 She was very. She fainted. 1602 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,920 She was fainted with wet panties front row. 1603 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,520 They're Alvin and the Nipmunks Live and I've. 1604 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,960 Seen that? Because it's like they're 1605 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:56,960 singing. They're naked. 1606 01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,000 They're not people, but they're kind of are. 1607 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:01,640 It was very confusing. They can dance. 1608 01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,880 They can sing. The reboot movie. 1609 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,400 Anything in 3D sucks like peanuts. 1610 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:09,120 Like I grew up with Charlie Brown and all that. 1611 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:11,440 The the hand drawn Christmas you'd probably. 1612 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,040 See a lot of penis in three DI mean. 1613 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:17,320 Anything in 3D you can see way too much Garfield. 1614 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:20,960 No way any of. Those two kitties, yeah. 1615 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,480 Terrible stuff. What happened to 3D? 1616 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,320 It. Doesn't sell tickets anymore. 1617 01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,680 The 3D. 3RS. Going the goal was in 3D and 1618 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:34,520 then that was it. There was the year Avatar came 1619 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,640 out, wasn't it? And then it that just died in 1620 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:41,840 the fire. 3D movies for so big augmented reality had a little. 1621 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:46,240 I feel like that will come back in a bigger way, but AR was like 1622 01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:49,360 pretty big for a while. Realities the future, dude. 1623 01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,520 It just has to. It just has to get there. 1624 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,160 It just has to catch up to the like 3DS. 1625 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:57,440 It just has to catch. It has to catch up to that scene 1626 01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:02,880 in Blade Runner 2049 where Joy. I know it's see. 1627 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:06,320 You're talking. Reskins that girl yeah, because 1628 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,680 there's a lot of dudes out there with absolute dogs for 1629 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:11,200 girlfriends that are just gonna be like hold on babe, there's a 1630 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:15,520 lot of and they're gonna put on their fucking their glasses and 1631 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:19,080 be like I'm fucking actually horny as shit right now for some 1632 01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:21,200 reason yeah they're. Gonna luckily the girlfriend is 1633 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,400 doing the same thing. I was gonna say they're gonna 1634 01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:25,040 put those on my girlfriend. 'S like hold on, let me put on 1635 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,560 my glasses too. The girlfriends gonna put hers 1636 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:29,880 on, the guys gonna be like, no you. 1637 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,080 Can't. Yeah, it looks huge, but it 1638 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,640 feels like it's very small. Some reason? 1639 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:41,480 Phantom penis. I can feel it. 1640 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,200 I can feel where it should be on my Yeah, I would just do it. 1641 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,560 How destructive would that be for yourself if you AR Ed 1642 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:51,080 yourself from your own perspective when you look in the 1643 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:54,040 mirror? I've been actually incredibly 1644 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:57,960 handsome, yeah. AR some 6 pack just to see like 1645 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:01,040 what you could look like I. Duck through the doorway when I 1646 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,200 walk in. But everyone else? 1647 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:09,040 Sees me like. 2 feet under it, That would be awesome. 1648 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,000 Yeah, augmented reality is going to be big. 1649 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,040 Augment reality the gym weights that. 1650 01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:18,240 I'm lifting, add a plate, add a plate. 1651 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:26,120 Add another more. Yeah, it'll be great for my 1652 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:29,760 delusions. Have you have you tried VR Toast 1653 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:32,240 track? Yeah, I had the early version. 1654 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:37,360 I had the first Vive headset. I ordered it from the States 1655 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,000 when it first came. We're talking about like in the 1656 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,920 last 20 years, like, have you tried? 1657 01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,720 You tried that? I was 10 years ago, I guess so 1658 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:49,040 the first of this Gen. I just ordered the the AI 1659 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:52,720 glasses, the Ray ban, the meta Ray ban display. 1660 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:55,840 We've got a pair of those just arrived in San Francisco. 1661 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,960 Are those? The ones where you can just 1662 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,720 like, record like, yeah. While you're talking the. 1663 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,720 Twitch app is gonna be able to live stream from it, so we're 1664 01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,120 gonna. Have to watch out what we say. 1665 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,600 Do them next. Time we see them. 1666 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,800 Oh my God, yeah, I'm gonna become an IRL streamer. 1667 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:13,040 That's my new career. Start doing a. 1668 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:14,280 Trash. Yeah. 1669 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:17,960 I feel like that's already been played at the last Twitchcon. 1670 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:23,000 I borrowed the IRL streaming backpack at Twitchcon and went 1671 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,600 around the show floor and I just remember thinking, Gee, there's 1672 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,160 everybody else's IRL streaming as well. 1673 01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,320 I'm like, they're all IRL streaming. 1674 01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,720 Me IRL streaming, everyone's IRL streaming. 1675 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:34,880 This is weird. There's. 1676 01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:39,040 So much of it at Twitchcon now. I mean, it's so popular, but 1677 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,680 like it was weird just even walking up and down the street, 1678 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:45,760 like you'd be behind people and it's like who the fuck is 1679 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:49,480 watching this 'cause I remember Amit and I walked behind a guy 1680 01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:52,600 for like 4 blocks and then saw him later that day. 1681 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:56,640 Both times we saw him, he had his own cameraman following him 1682 01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:00,680 and he just didn't talk. One time, like he was just 1683 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:03,800 walking down the street and we saw him waiter in it. 1684 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,440 Yeah, like he was just kind of like, I don't know if he was 1685 01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:10,120 aura farming or what, or mogging, whatever the kids are 1686 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:13,640 doing these days, but he was just kind of like handsomely 1687 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,480 walking. And then he did it again later. 1688 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:19,440 I'm like, what do you do you think they talk about in that 1689 01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:22,760 chat or something? Because he's not really, I mean, 1690 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:25,200 people in glass houses, you know, it's not like I got a 1691 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:28,560 fucking like light show going on over where what I'm doing. 1692 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:32,600 But yeah, I'm speaking out loud and it feels like the bare 1693 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,240 minimum if. You're speaking out. 1694 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:37,520 Loud you're there were people. IRL streaming on the show floor 1695 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:40,080 and they're all having arguments and scenes and. 1696 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:41,760 Doing some more. Comments. 1697 01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,400 And. Yeah, that was that was all. 1698 01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,880 They're all overacting and they're really badly overacting. 1699 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:52,480 It's it seemed like ATV show but not very well produced. 1700 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:57,440 Kind of very unnatural, the idea of even doing like streaming. 1701 01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:01,400 I think I'd have a hard time just holding up the camera and 1702 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:05,240 being like, OK, so here's what's which is funny because I'm going 1703 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:08,480 to that event like tomorrow where I basically have to be 1704 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:11,840 thrown into like, oh, what would you do if there's 50 cameras on 1705 01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,880 you? So by the time this comes out, 1706 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,560 that will have happened. I could have could have been 1707 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,040 really bad. Yeah, we're good. 1708 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:20,640 You're just going to be the subject. 1709 01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,920 You got to be like, oh, everyone's taking photos. 1710 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:24,360 Someone's got to be in the photo. 1711 01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:29,240 That might as well be me, yeah. Yeah, sometimes. 1712 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,720 I know what you mean though about the overacting. 1713 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:36,040 There's such a like, it's like cartoonish the way sometimes 1714 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:38,920 they they emote because it's like you got a cat. 1715 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,960 Yeah, what plays well on on a small screen is different from 1716 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,560 what plays in real life. Wow. 1717 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:48,160 Yeah, You know, sometimes it's funny. 1718 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,960 Sam and I were talking about this actually earlier. 1719 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:52,320 I find sometimes just like clownery. 1720 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:56,360 Yeah, funny like spit takes and stuff. 1721 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,000 Like old like. Like something Milton Borough 1722 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,920 would do back in the days. Vaudeville. 1723 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,120 This is vaudeville, Yes, Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to do 1724 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:04,720 references that you might understand. 1725 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:07,280 Buster Keaton, Yeah. Yeah, old Buster Keaton jokes. 1726 01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,640 Yeah. See, that's nothing. 1727 01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:17,400 See him live. He's fantastic when that house 1728 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:19,400 falls on him and he doesn't bat an eyelid. 1729 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,760 Yeah. Brings the house down how? 1730 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,640 Funny he. Jumps through the suitcase. 1731 01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,400 Doing the spit take. Dude, we need to bring those 1732 01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:27,360 back. Bedtime. 1733 01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:32,800 In in Australia where back in the day, you know, Little 1734 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:35,840 Rascals and Three Stooges big over there is that. 1735 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:38,560 Oh man, all that stuff was on TV. 1736 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:42,640 Yeah, 3 Stooges was on TVI was never into it, but it was big. 1737 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,040 It was it was on a lot. I'm. 1738 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:46,120 Assuming the. Scientists like the busy 1739 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:51,040 watching the Thunderbirds or Space 1999 like I was into my 1740 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:53,360 marionettes. That's the future. 1741 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:58,520 I mean a Patriz rules. A patriz is a lot to go. 1742 01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:01,920 Yeah, a lot. Lost in Space. 1743 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:04,240 That was my jam. I wasn't so much of A Brady 1744 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:06,600 Bunch kid as a lost in space kid. 1745 01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:11,400 Wait, Lost in Space has had so many iterations over the years? 1746 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:12,400 True. What? 1747 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,360 Like so you watch the original TV version? 1748 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:19,600 OJS was still being rerun every day, an episode every day on 1749 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,880 really Kids kids time. Yeah, yeah. 1750 01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:27,840 I remember when the Lost in Space movie came out that had 1751 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:32,000 like Joey from friends in it. I I think that was something 1752 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,400 like early 2000s or something. Yeah. 1753 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:38,160 Because there was a love interest guy like there was. 1754 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,800 The oldest daughter had a thing for the youngest pilot. 1755 01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:46,200 Yeah. In the OG show but it was never 1756 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,960 nothing ever played out so they were leaning into that in the 1757 01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:52,240 movie. Yeah, I remember being really 1758 01:31:52,240 --> 01:31:56,560 into the teenage girl when I was a teenager in the movie. 1759 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,520 Good specification. Yeah, yeah. 1760 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:02,760 Me and Boop were talking about this like yesterday. 1761 01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:06,800 I was like when I was a kid I was really into Misty from 1762 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:11,440 Pokémon and then as and then as I got older I was like, this is 1763 01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:15,280 an OK like when you're 15 and you're into like 11 year old 1764 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,600 Misty. No, you have to drop it as a 1765 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,160 love interest. He needs to be careful when he's 1766 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:23,760 always talking about like, God, that Wendy Peppercorn's so hot. 1767 01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:27,800 Like you mean? When I was young, Wendy 1768 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,200 Peppercorn was. Your memory. 1769 01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:32,440 I am a grown ass man now, I think Misty. 1770 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:36,320 Misty needs to put on some longer fucking pants is what I 1771 01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:37,160 think now. Yeah. 1772 01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:40,640 Yeah. Needs to dress more modestly. 1773 01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:44,520 That's right, That's right. That's right. 1774 01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:47,480 Older expressions. I was pretty young when I 1775 01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:50,960 thought Marsha from the Brady Bunch was hot, but oh. 1776 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:57,320 My God, you're old Marsha from the Brady fun. 1777 01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:02,320 She was hot like oh dude the two singers from ABBA were hot in 1778 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,560 the 70s and now you look at pictures of them from the 70s. 1779 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,320 Are they even alive? They're. 1780 01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:10,280 Alive. Yeah, they're dude. 1781 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,640 ABBA rocks. ABBA fucking rule. 1782 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:16,120 That's true. I am a huge ABBA fan. 1783 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:20,760 Elementary school, every girl in Grade 6 had the ABBA album. 1784 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,880 The ABBA broke in Australia before they broke in the States. 1785 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:25,720 They did a tour here. And really? 1786 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,120 Yeah, and aren't. They from like. 1787 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:32,280 Sweden or something? Yeah, yeah, they won Eurovision 1788 01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:37,360 and then nothing and then they broke in Australia and then the 1789 01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:39,840 rest of the world. It was, I don't know why, but 1790 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:44,200 they were, they were huge in Australia first and everywhere 1791 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:48,080 else. And yeah, but in Grade 6 you 1792 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:49,960 couldn't hear anything else. I hated them. 1793 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:52,760 I thought they were terrible. I was into ACDC in Grade 6. 1794 01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:55,520 Okay, you're kind of badass. I didn't realize you were that 1795 01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,280 badass. That's right. 1796 01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:02,280 My first album was grades, was ACDC Bond Scott era. 1797 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,320 Yeah, I don't like the new guy. The guy, he's about 80. 1798 01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:09,200 The new guy, he's. The new guy. 1799 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:14,080 It's been fucking 40 years, dude. 1800 01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:17,320 I'm a Bon Scott guy. That new guy's a fucking poser. 1801 01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:19,360 He's just trying to sound like Bon Scott. 1802 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:23,360 That's right. He's crazy. 1803 01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:25,120 You're in like the Brady Bunch girls, huh? 1804 01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:27,360 But then it's like the perspective, you know, it's like 1805 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:31,480 if I told a my little brother, like boy that Jessica Simpson, 1806 01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:32,680 right, He'd be like. What? 1807 01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:36,600 What are you talking about? Jessica Simpson? 1808 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:38,480 Duke's a Hazzard employee of the month. 1809 01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:40,200 He'd be like what the fuck are? You. 1810 01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:41,760 I know. Google or he'd be like. 1811 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:46,840 And when I was a kid, I was like super into like Limp Bizkit and 1812 01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:51,640 like, I'm sure Limp Bizkit for Utah strike is like these kids. 1813 01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:53,440 Let's. Start. 1814 01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:56,200 Yeah, but it's still got some cred at least. 1815 01:34:56,200 --> 01:35:03,320 Like I I The first album I wanted to buy was the Bay City 1816 01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:05,400 Rollers and they have not aged well. 1817 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:09,400 They're 70's rock and never went anywhere. 1818 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:15,120 They all wore tartan and played sort of pop, a bit like Justin 1819 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:19,080 Bieber type pop. And my parents forbade me from 1820 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:20,720 buying that album and I think they saved me. 1821 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:23,120 And then I bought Fleetwood Mac Rumours instead. 1822 01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,600 Oh. Best choices here. 1823 01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,880 That's a pretty good choice. They saved you a little bit. 1824 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:29,640 I think they saved. Me right? 1825 01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:32,640 I mean, I don't think there's much you could I I haven't heard 1826 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,440 the other guys before, but it's a pretty good. 1827 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,640 Album I can't imagine. It's better than rumours. 1828 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,520 Yeah, it's like an early boy band from the 70s. 1829 01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:43,320 It's not good. Oh, really? 1830 01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,480 Yeah. Did you have any like musical 1831 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,680 interests that you were like, I might be on to something here 1832 01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:55,520 and you think should have gotten a little bit more fanfare than 1833 01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:59,040 they ended up getting Like any little post rack gyms that you 1834 01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:03,600 think you've you're the only person that that likes. 1835 01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:07,600 Not musically, not musically. I thought of a couple of movies 1836 01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:10,720 from then that you you might like that you might not have 1837 01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:11,960 heard of. Let me hear. 1838 01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:16,520 You know that after Sean Connery did the James Bond films, nobody 1839 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:19,280 would hire him because he was too well known for James Bond. 1840 01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:23,560 So he did a low budget sci-fi called Zardos. 1841 01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:31,400 Dude, I know Zardoz, my editor. My editor Dugo dressed up as 1842 01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:35,560 Zardoz for Halloween this year. No way. 1843 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,640 This year, have a picture? Of it. 1844 01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,320 I'll get a picture of it stalled. 1845 01:36:40,320 --> 01:36:43,520 I'll send it to you. He's got, he's got the red 1846 01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:45,680 bandoliers and everything. He didn't get. 1847 01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:48,080 Unfortunately he didn't get the thigh high boots. 1848 01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:50,200 He was like I can't. Where do you find thigh high 1849 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,840 boots from? A store you have to. 1850 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:55,560 Go to a drag store to get them in men's sizes. 1851 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,920 The thigh high boot store dude, like come on. 1852 01:36:57,920 --> 01:36:59,600 It's easy. That isn't a. 1853 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:02,400 Fucking that's the. Pandolier like onesie. 1854 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:05,880 Thing is it is it a good movie, Zardoz, is it like you? 1855 01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:08,160 Haven't seen it. I've never I've seen clips of 1856 01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:11,480 it. It's, it's really out there. 1857 01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:16,120 It's very strange, yeah. But I loved it at the time. 1858 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:18,520 I I saw it when I was in college. 1859 01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:21,280 So I didn't see it when it came out in the 70s, but I did see it 1860 01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:25,240 in the 80s in college and I thought it was the best thing. 1861 01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:29,040 Honestly. Just seen like him in that 1862 01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:30,680 outfit. Zardoz. 1863 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:34,080 I'm assuming that's his name, Maybe Sean Connery's character? 1864 01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:37,680 It's crazy that he accepted. Oh yeah. 1865 01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,640 Host Bond. Nobody would hire. 1866 01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:43,440 I had the DVD of Zardoz and the director's commentary explained 1867 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,920 that nobody would hire him. He agreed to do it for so they. 1868 01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:50,720 Knew that they could get him into anything. 1869 01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:56,000 They were like fuck it dude. Flash Gordon or like, what the 1870 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:57,880 hell. Is kind of Flash Gordon vibes. 1871 01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:59,680 Yeah, definitely Flash Gordon vibes. 1872 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:04,280 That's awesome. It's a unique picture, that and 1873 01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:08,680 space 1999, which was the people who you know, the Thunderbirds, 1874 01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:11,080 the marionette space show from the 60s. 1875 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:13,920 You're not seeing that. It's a little bit. 1876 01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:16,000 More marrying dude. Oh man, it. 1877 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,760 Might take all you look at all I. 1878 01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:19,880 Like. Marionettes, they did a. 1879 01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:23,160 Live action space show called Space 1999. 1880 01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:29,080 Oh my God that was 70s era just 70s era sci-fi is just like 1881 01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,360 nothing else because it's so dated. 1882 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:34,800 Like you think Star Wars is 70s era sci-fi you wait till you see 1883 01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,400 Space 1999. Thunderbirds, the TV series The 1884 01:38:38,400 --> 01:38:42,800 Marionettes are exactly what they used in like Team America. 1885 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:45,960 World Police, Yes. So America is a spoof of the 1886 01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:48,720 Thunderbirds. OK, that makes a lot of sense. 1887 01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:51,720 Yeah, Sam, just Google them and look at the Thunderbirds. 1888 01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:56,440 They you can see immediately. Like there's. 1889 01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:59,680 It's amazing. I wish I was older because then 1890 01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:04,280 I would get more references, you know, like think like vampires 1891 01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:06,240 have to get every fucking reference there is because 1892 01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:07,480 they've been around forever. Oh. 1893 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:11,560 It sucks to be a vampire. Yeah, they're normally like kind 1894 01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:13,440 of secluded, yeah. That's true. 1895 01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:16,720 They're not usually like on the bleeding edge of culture. 1896 01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:20,720 You know, vampires famously like at the technological. 1897 01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,640 Dude there was a vampire in the 80s with Tom Cruise and Brad 1898 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:28,480 Pitt and it was just next level. Interview with the Vampire. 1899 01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:31,000 Interview with the Vampire. I'm not sure if Brad Pitt's are. 1900 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,920 I know Tom Cruise is in it. Yeah, Brad Pitt's in. 1901 01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:37,600 That yeah, that that does not hold up well either. 1902 01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:39,640 I heard they made a new one that's pretty good. 1903 01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:42,480 What it's like ATV they. Made a new Interview with a 1904 01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:44,280 Vampire. Yeah, it's a good TV show. 1905 01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:49,080 I've heard it's good. They made a new Thunderbirds. 1906 01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:51,280 No way really. They. 1907 01:39:51,280 --> 01:39:54,800 Made of Thunderbirds from 2015 to 2020, where they're animated. 1908 01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:58,400 It was on. It was on Prime. 1909 01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:02,400 Yeah, that does suck. You know, You know why I like 1910 01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:05,880 marionettes and why I wish this shit would keep being popular? 1911 01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,560 Because I love the Dark Crystal. And they're going. 1912 01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:12,000 To say being John Malkovich. Well, I do love being John 1913 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:13,520 Malkovich and I. Like him as a. 1914 01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:17,040 Yeah, as a puppeteer in it, as marionette or whatever, I think 1915 01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,240 that movie is so funny. I love that movie. 1916 01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:24,240 But anyway, Dark Crystal in my room of trinkets, I have like a 1917 01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:27,680 replica Dark Crystal with the base and everything, you know, 1918 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:31,560 lights up purple. The TV show they made on 1919 01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:36,040 Netflix, Age of Resistance, they got a big budget and we're doing 1920 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:39,920 like modern day marionette shit on Netflix with a big budget 1921 01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:42,800 where it's like the stakes are big, there's this big war 1922 01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:44,560 brewing and the characters still like. 1923 01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:46,880 Yeah, like run. Away. 1924 01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:51,800 Yeah, and it was incredible and it won a bunch of awards and 1925 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:57,360 then Netflix fucking cancelled it before one of my one of my 1926 01:40:57,360 --> 01:41:01,720 big things I wanted because you see the the marionettes, I'm 1927 01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:04,520 just going to call them puppets. I know that's like different, 1928 01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:07,880 but you see them and they're so funny when they run around and 1929 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:09,240 like when they have an action scene. 1930 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:13,440 And it was all leading up to a huge war. 1931 01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:18,440 And I was so excited to see. Like that never happened A. 100 1932 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:21,760 marionettes in a big battle. Yeah, and. 1933 01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:26,000 All the puppet masters. I've got the Making of the Dark 1934 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:29,160 Crystal Age Resistance book and I'm like, I'll peer through. 1935 01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:32,200 It's just like, you know, this war is going to be really epic. 1936 01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:35,520 Never happened. I mean, it's just like one of 1937 01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:38,520 there's a couple shows that hit you when they get cancelled. 1938 01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:40,440 That was like. Mine Hunter for me. 1939 01:41:41,120 --> 01:41:43,760 Oh, have you seen that? Firefly, but yeah, mine. 1940 01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:46,080 Hunter No, I actually haven't. I've heard it's really good. 1941 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:50,400 Dude, mine Hunter was at the beginning of every episode they 1942 01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:55,800 would show you the BTK killer if you know who he is. 1943 01:41:56,520 --> 01:41:58,800 And the entire thing is a procedural about like the 1944 01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:03,600 invention of how they started recognizing that serial killers 1945 01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:08,040 were a thing and and how to properly like track them down. 1946 01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:11,640 And at the beginning of every episode before they did like the 1947 01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:16,160 title sequence and stuff, they would show what the BTK killer 1948 01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:20,240 was up to. And so you naturally assumed 1949 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:24,720 that the information that these guys are gathering in the FBI 1950 01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:27,760 will be used to capture the BTK killer. 1951 01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:31,800 And the show went on for like 2 seasons and then they just 1952 01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:34,760 dropped it. And so you never like it was 1953 01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:37,920 just all these cold opens of just like the BTK killer, like 1954 01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:41,000 fucking choking himself and jacking off in his bathroom and 1955 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:44,720 his wife catching him and, and him like buying duct tape and 1956 01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:46,760 stuff and like tracking women down. 1957 01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:50,120 And and you're like, oh man, our heroes are going to catch this 1958 01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,440 guy eventually. It should. 1959 01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:56,320 Be like illegal for a show to end like when My Name is Earl 1960 01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:58,680 ended with a cliffhanger. I'm like this isn't. 1961 01:42:58,680 --> 01:42:59,480 Right. You know. 1962 01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,120 You shouldn't be allowed to do it. 1963 01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:05,840 And I'm so glad for like there's a couple shows out there that I 1964 01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,360 watch where I'm like, this can't be that popular. 1965 01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:14,480 But I've just heard like the company likes like slow horses 1966 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:17,000 on Apple. I I like that show. 1967 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:19,280 I think it's good. I can't believe it's on like 1968 01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:21,400 season 5. But apparently the people at 1969 01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:24,240 Apple, they're just like, we like this show, you know, it's 1970 01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,920 popular enough. But if that was on Netflix, it 1971 01:43:26,920 --> 01:43:29,080 would have been cancelled Season 2, you know? 1972 01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:30,960 Before you. Learn shit. 1973 01:43:31,360 --> 01:43:35,240 I'm shows run too long, though. I mean, like, you could say Game 1974 01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:38,360 of Thrones ran too long, or you could say Lost ran too long, 1975 01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:40,600 Yeah. The directors lost their 1976 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:42,680 fucking. Mind each perspective over here, 1977 01:43:43,320 --> 01:43:45,920 the wise and old man. Actually, I think some shows go 1978 01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:48,800 on too long. I think cheers kind of overstate 1979 01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:51,920 its welcome. Hey dude, we want perfect shows 1980 01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:54,120 with perfect endings the whole way through. 1981 01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,880 OK. That's a happy medium. 1982 01:43:56,160 --> 01:43:59,800 Yeah, so I, I see like some shows they get too popular. 1983 01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:02,960 Like I could also see like Stranger Things being a show 1984 01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:06,040 where it's like. That show fucking stunk after 1985 01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:07,120 the first season. Right. 1986 01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:09,160 Yeah. And then it's like, yeah, they 1987 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:11,400 just kind of start to Game of Thrones. 1988 01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:14,360 What a God damn. I mean, they ran out of books. 1989 01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:19,640 I don't know if it was ambitious, like if even if he 1990 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,960 wrote at a normal pace, if he would have finished by the time 1991 01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:24,760 the show caught up. But they picked, they picked the 1992 01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:27,000 guy that can't write a fucking book in 20 years. 1993 01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:30,800 And then wasn't it something like they wanted, they got an 1994 01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:34,080 offer to direct a Star Wars movie or something? 1995 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:36,080 It was with Disney. They got that Disney money. 1996 01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:39,240 Dang, so then they. Like tried to just like Sprint 1997 01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:45,000 to the ending and ruined what was like a really good show. 1998 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:47,160 I mean, not even like you can argue it's not even like the 1999 01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:50,040 most faithful adaptation, but like it's a good show. 2000 01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:53,800 Yeah, and God. Was itself ruined itself, didn't 2001 01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:55,680 it? Oh my God, Yeah, not even. 2002 01:44:55,680 --> 01:45:00,120 Ran out of ideas at movie 1 or? 3. 2003 01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:01,320 The Game of. Thrones thing. 2004 01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:04,520 I'd argue three. Maybe you get the indoor, maybe 2005 01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:07,920 you're sorry, but. The Game of Thrones thing, like 2006 01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:12,640 I feel like they had George RR Martin hadn't written his books 2007 01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:17,640 yet and they very quickly in the beginning omitted a very. 2008 01:45:17,880 --> 01:45:20,480 He hadn't written his book. Yeah, he like he hadn't finished 2009 01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:23,720 writing the entire series. They omitted a pretty important 2010 01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:29,000 character that I think is going to be the reason why Danny burns 2011 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,680 down. The guy with the Golden Company? 2012 01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:33,800 Yeah. What's his name? 2013 01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:36,600 Eamon Targaryen. There's another Targaryen. 2014 01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:40,600 Colum in it though. They call him Little. 2015 01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:41,440 Young. Griff. 2016 01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:42,960 Yeah. Young Griff or something? 2017 01:45:42,960 --> 01:45:47,440 Yeah, yeah, good books. They, they kept them out of the 2018 01:45:47,440 --> 01:45:49,880 show. And I'm pretty sure he's the 2019 01:45:49,880 --> 01:45:53,080 reason why Danny burns King's Landing down at the end. 2020 01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:55,200 And so they it just makes Danny look like. 2021 01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:58,760 A fucking asshole in the books. I mean, we'll never know. 2022 01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:03,200 I can't believe I sat my ass down and read those like a year 2023 01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:06,840 or two ago because I thought I got somehow caught up in the 2024 01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:10,800 idea of like. I think I saw some fucking click 2025 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,480 bait that was like the progress being made on wins winter. 2026 01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:17,440 So it's like that post. That same post gets made every 2027 01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:20,440 week, by the way, right around the corner. 2028 01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:23,680 And I was like, well, when that, if that does, even if it 2029 01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:26,480 doesn't, but if it does, I want to be able to go to the 2030 01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:30,320 bookstore that week it drops and be there with everyone else 2031 01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:33,200 finding it out. So I read the whole series and I 2032 01:46:33,200 --> 01:46:36,040 started going on Reddit and it'd be like 10 years ago. 2033 01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:40,320 I think it's this summer. And then I just became another 2034 01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:44,400 one of those fucking people that was like deluded that like we're 2035 01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:47,200 getting closer and now that was like 2 years ago. 2036 01:46:48,280 --> 01:46:49,880 And for some of these people, it's so sad. 2037 01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:54,160 You know, it's like early Internet fucking threads where 2038 01:46:54,160 --> 01:46:57,120 they're like, I've heard he's halfway done. 2039 01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:01,360 Yeah. I mean, is he just badly sitting 2040 01:47:01,360 --> 01:47:04,600 on his ass or what? If you if you were a novelist 2041 01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:07,680 that made no money your entire career and then all of a sudden 2042 01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:10,320 your show gets like an HBO adaptation and you become a 2043 01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:14,360 millionaire, I wouldn't be writing shit for the rest of my 2044 01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:17,800 life. OK, I am in his camp 100% is 2045 01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:19,640 much. I'm a I'm an enjoyer. 2046 01:47:19,640 --> 01:47:21,240 I've read all the books. I love them. 2047 01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:25,720 If I was him, I would be having bitches bounce on it. 2048 01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:28,600 I'd be having triple meat, triple cheese from Whataburger 2049 01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:31,560 every night for dinner. I would be living it up. 2050 01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:35,880 All you would hear all day, every day is So when's the next 2051 01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:37,480 one? Yeah, I'd say I'm not writing 2052 01:47:37,480 --> 01:47:39,480 shit, dude. Fuck yeah. 2053 01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:42,280 I got my money. I got my money from HBO. 2054 01:47:43,320 --> 01:47:46,360 I'm not writing shit anymore. No, I honestly. 2055 01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:50,240 An Elden Ring Lord I. Did hear a very interesting 2056 01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:55,320 thing from him where he was like when like a huge push for him to 2057 01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:59,040 write was that he didn't like the mystery of where the 2058 01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:02,520 characters were going. Was an incentive for him to 2059 01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:04,520 write. And then now that he's gotten to 2060 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:08,600 the end of the series, he hasn't figured out how they're going 2061 01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:09,720 to. End even at the end of the 2062 01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:10,720 series. No, no. 2063 01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:12,960 Yeah. But he's like in order to get to 2064 01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:14,840 the end like. Three more bucks. 2065 01:48:14,880 --> 01:48:18,920 He's like wrapping up the stories and so he knows how they 2066 01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:21,240 end. And so all he, all he's doing is 2067 01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:25,920 really like placating us by writing it down to paper like he 2068 01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:29,480 knows where, how. About it's like a like a like a 2069 01:48:29,480 --> 01:48:31,920 sweet, then that a tweet that's like, all right, here's what 2070 01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:35,080 happens. Like a little Google doc where 2071 01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:36,680 he's like here's some plot points. 2072 01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:38,040 It's a tweet. Longer for. 2073 01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:39,760 Consumption. It's a bit longer. 2074 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,920 Lady Stoneheart, here's what happens. 2075 01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:44,360 Like just give me some wrap up a little bit about like what's 2076 01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:47,360 going on, Yeah. Well I think that's what the 2077 01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:49,480 show did. And then people screamed about 2078 01:48:49,480 --> 01:48:50,680 it. So he was like fuck this, I'm 2079 01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:54,560 taking my millions and running I'm Ryan Eldon DLC and stuff. 2080 01:48:54,800 --> 01:48:57,800 His idea, like he told the showrunners, like here's how 2081 01:48:57,800 --> 01:49:00,480 it's all going to end, then maybe he shouldn't finish the 2082 01:49:00,480 --> 01:49:03,120 book, but I doubt. I think that's what he did. 2083 01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:07,280 Nah. No man come. 2084 01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:10,720 On what do you guys do next after after content creation? 2085 01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:13,560 Like I'm at the end of my career, I can just like ride 2086 01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:15,920 this boat out. What do you guys do? 2087 01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:18,320 What are you talking? About This Gravy Tree is gonna 2088 01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:21,880 ride forever. We don't. 2089 01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:24,560 Like when you. Replaced by AI and so. 2090 01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:26,000 You're saying? Get a job. 2091 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:30,040 Like when our other things, I mean the podcast will still be 2092 01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:33,240 going, but you're saying like Twitch streaming for me or 2093 01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:36,800 YouTube for Sam when we stop those things, but the podcast. 2094 01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:39,400 But the podcast. Lives the podcast is on. 2095 01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:42,040 Yeah, you're talking. About when the podcast is on 2096 01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:46,120 network television, right? Yeah, that's what I'm imagine we 2097 01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:48,080 did. Tonight Show with guests and a 2098 01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:52,280 band, Yeah. And Andy Richter is gonna be on 2099 01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:54,120 it. I would say we'd probably get 2100 01:49:54,120 --> 01:49:56,280 married at that point, yeah. Yeah, I. 2101 01:49:56,320 --> 01:49:58,880 Would like to think we would Albright I mean. 2102 01:49:58,880 --> 01:50:04,280 Always wanted step kids so I think that I will find a way to 2103 01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,080 get them. I've always found my girlfriend 2104 01:50:06,080 --> 01:50:09,520 that can have. My life gay so and there's a way 2105 01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:12,920 that we can somehow make our our dreams come true, I think. 2106 01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:16,720 Thinking about what's next is like one of the scariest things 2107 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:19,400 you can ask someone in this job. And it's actually kind of rude 2108 01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:22,440 to ask it at 11:11 PM right before bed. 2109 01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:26,960 Making a wish, it never ends because it's like. 2110 01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:32,520 It's like 3 times stories. Why would you make me ponder 2111 01:50:32,520 --> 01:50:35,000 this right before bed? Kind of addictive like. 2112 01:50:36,080 --> 01:50:38,440 I don't remember how to be a software engineer. 2113 01:50:38,440 --> 01:50:41,360 Like I can't use my my degree anymore. 2114 01:50:41,480 --> 01:50:43,480 I don't remember how to be a UX. Designer. 2115 01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:46,680 I've said enough horrible things. 2116 01:50:46,720 --> 01:50:49,360 I could never get a career doing anything even if I had. 2117 01:50:49,360 --> 01:50:54,320 Skills I would. I would become, I think I'd like 2118 01:50:54,320 --> 01:50:58,960 in a trinket store where people walk in and they say how much 2119 01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:01,480 and I go. I don't really think I can part 2120 01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:03,960 with that yet. And I'd just kind of be more 2121 01:51:03,960 --> 01:51:06,560 like showing people. But it wouldn't be a gallery. 2122 01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:11,440 I think like a little store in a in a quiet town. 2123 01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:13,840 Because I'm. Thinking about because like 2124 01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,160 Takov took had a really bad wipe. 2125 01:51:16,160 --> 01:51:19,640 The numbers were really down the twitch fighting all the bots 2126 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:23,080 halved everybody's viewers and Subs had never been lower. 2127 01:51:23,080 --> 01:51:26,600 Like a month ago I was thinking this game could be washed, my 2128 01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:29,840 career could be washed. Do I do I go back to to editing 2129 01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:33,320 TVI look at what's on TV. It's like it's all just game 2130 01:51:33,320 --> 01:51:35,040 shows and reality shows. It's like new. 2131 01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:39,840 Games, Games, yeah, yeah, you can edit for Beast Games Season 2132 01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:41,840 3. More successful streamer? 2133 01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:44,480 Maybe, yeah. You could do. 2134 01:51:44,560 --> 01:51:48,800 Dude, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, marketing yourself as guy 2135 01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:52,080 that edited for Mythbusters and then sticking. 2136 01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:56,320 To it. Instantly puts you above 99% of. 2137 01:51:56,320 --> 01:51:58,960 That's insane. To put that under your belt is 2138 01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:00,040 insane. But you said you. 2139 01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:03,000 Don't want to be doing that, and you know that you want to do 2140 01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:06,280 something that you enjoy, so I'd imagine you'd find something, 2141 01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:09,520 you know, cool. I know about one, yeah. 2142 01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:11,480 What's? That's like a bit $1,000,000 2143 01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:13,880 question like. I think it's also important to 2144 01:52:13,880 --> 01:52:22,560 not kind of isolate yourself to one game, you know, like you can 2145 01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:25,360 be a variety. You could still do the entire 2146 01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:27,920 the same thing but just play multiple games. 2147 01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:31,400 So what I've been doing for five years is a mistake. 2148 01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:35,000 Dude look like people. Break up I've. 2149 01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:39,960 Been doing this as a like a job job for since like 2012. 2150 01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:46,840 OK, yeah, I learned early don't base yourself on one game. 2151 01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:48,880 True, true. Yeah. 2152 01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:51,600 I I started off going. Like one game and it. 2153 01:52:52,040 --> 01:52:53,480 Skyrim's the best thing in the world. 2154 01:52:53,480 --> 01:52:55,480 It's going to live forever. And I would make nothing but 2155 01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:59,200 Skyrim videos and then and then that game died. 2156 01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:03,080 Well also it's like you probably get pretty bored of Skyrim after 2157 01:53:03,080 --> 01:53:04,360 like. A couple of hours where you 2158 01:53:04,360 --> 01:53:06,360 don't have a boss. Why would I sit there and play 2159 01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,920 one game the entire fucking career? 2160 01:53:09,560 --> 01:53:12,120 You know what I mean? Like no offense toast track, but 2161 01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:13,720 like you'd have. To be in. 2162 01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:17,200 I wish. You had to be like Down syndrome 2163 01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:20,800 or something to fucking play one game for your entire career. 2164 01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:24,120 No, but like, there's a million games out there. 2165 01:53:24,120 --> 01:53:26,960 Like, why not? You know, why not diversify a 2166 01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:28,400 little? Bit but I do get there, like 2167 01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:31,520 people get caught into it because like when I stopped 2168 01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:33,320 streaming Tarkov, my viewers dropped. 2169 01:53:34,120 --> 01:53:37,240 And if that's like your sole income, like you kind of just 2170 01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:41,000 have to do what the, you know, you are technically kind of 2171 01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:44,360 working for the viewer, you're working for the people that pay 2172 01:53:44,440 --> 01:53:46,360 your shit. Like you never want them to know 2173 01:53:46,360 --> 01:53:49,920 that and just don't cut that. That doesn't apply to 2174 01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:54,320 podcasting. But you know, it's like some 2175 01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:56,800 people, it's like you just have to play what the people want to 2176 01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:59,280 watch. You know, it's you're kind of 2177 01:53:59,280 --> 01:54:04,400 just stuck on your ship of like, luckily Tarkov's been popular 2178 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:07,840 for a goddamn. Quite a while it's still 2179 01:54:07,840 --> 01:54:08,840 popular. You know what? 2180 01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:12,160 You could make the argument I'll go variety yeah, that'll that'll 2181 01:54:12,160 --> 01:54:13,880 happen. I mean, I've I've played some 2182 01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:16,400 arc Raiders, I've played some Battlefield, I've played some 2183 01:54:16,480 --> 01:54:19,360 this and that. It's good blueprints, great guy 2184 01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:21,960 I. Don't want to like ruin any sort 2185 01:54:21,960 --> 01:54:25,840 of rapport you have with Tarkov, but how fucking good is arc 2186 01:54:25,840 --> 01:54:29,520 Raiders? Dude rocks, I've been playing 2187 01:54:29,520 --> 01:54:31,960 that every night. It's a game I could hitch my 2188 01:54:31,960 --> 01:54:34,760 horse to, yeah. I might be like an R traders 2189 01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:37,000 main after this. Yeah, I've been playing nothing 2190 01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:39,000 but R graders. All I've streamed for the past 2191 01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:41,640 month and you know what? I like it. 2192 01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:42,840 I like. Having a lot of fun. 2193 01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,720 You know what? When you get your ass kicked you 2194 01:54:44,720 --> 01:54:48,520 can hit freeload out and be in again in 90 seconds. 2195 01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:51,520 I got the snap hook blueprint and it changed my life. 2196 01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:53,800 I can just bring them out now. Where do you? 2197 01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:57,280 Find the blueprints like where? Night. 2198 01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:00,520 Night time specifically if you want. 2199 01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:03,160 Gravelry outside it. I mean, I'm not going out night 2200 01:55:03,160 --> 01:55:05,760 time. You do like residential 2201 01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:07,880 buildings, like damn battlegrounds, night time, like 2202 01:55:07,880 --> 01:55:10,640 those apartments. Yeah, good place to find like 2203 01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:14,240 that's where I got Wolfpack Silencer I got. 2204 01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:16,760 I find everyone's busy doing their weeklies. 2205 01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:20,560 They'll leave you alone to loot. I got my snap hook blueprint 2206 01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:26,400 blue gate electromagnetic storm in a random ass little Hut, 2207 01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:31,040 freeload out and went to like 3 different extracts that people 2208 01:55:31,040 --> 01:55:33,440 tried to kill me. I that was the first time that 2209 01:55:33,440 --> 01:55:35,840 game gave me like Tarkov level. Fear. 2210 01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:40,880 Because they, I mean they, they figure I've got something on me. 2211 01:55:40,880 --> 01:55:43,320 They don't know. I got $1,000,000 in my pocket 2212 01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:49,080 and it finished with an epic roll into a closing extract and 2213 01:55:49,080 --> 01:55:51,200 it felt so good. The Movie. 2214 01:55:51,200 --> 01:55:54,000 Exits on that game, Yeah, was. Not live. 2215 01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:57,960 Oh yeah. Whereas you know what? 2216 01:55:57,960 --> 01:55:59,560 Without footage, it's fiction dude. 2217 01:55:59,960 --> 01:56:01,480 I know. Well, my friend Matt was 2218 01:56:01,480 --> 01:56:02,960 watching. Lied to his toast track. 2219 01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:05,720 Can you believe that? Why doesn't he record all his 2220 01:56:05,720 --> 01:56:06,440 games? I mean you. 2221 01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:08,640 Should have said Xbox clipped it. 2222 01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:09,800 You should have clipped. It I. 2223 01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:12,120 Told Z Show about it. He's like, you don't have OBS 2224 01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,840 going like just to I don't play it or whatever. 2225 01:56:14,840 --> 01:56:16,160 I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck. 2226 01:56:16,160 --> 01:56:17,520 That is, you know what I respect? 2227 01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:20,680 I respect you just for you're. You're just playing it for the 2228 01:56:20,680 --> 01:56:23,240 love of the game. It's not all content for you. 2229 01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:26,040 I started a new banner Lord campaign yesterday. 2230 01:56:26,040 --> 01:56:29,320 I mean I'm about 12 hours in. OK this. 2231 01:56:29,360 --> 01:56:31,200 Guy's gamer first stream or second? 2232 01:56:31,480 --> 01:56:32,640 Yeah. You know what? 2233 01:56:32,960 --> 01:56:33,960 Well. Podcast somewhere. 2234 01:56:34,720 --> 01:56:37,600 I salute. I tell people like you do your 2235 01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:39,680 hobby for a living, it stops being your hobby. 2236 01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:42,640 Like I don't. I don't play games for fun 2237 01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:45,560 anymore. Yeah, that's the dangerous path. 2238 01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:47,880 Yeah, yeah. That's what happens. 2239 01:56:48,400 --> 01:56:49,160 That's what I'm. It's. 2240 01:56:50,080 --> 01:56:54,640 Not my blowing off steam fun. Yeah, I can still do both. 2241 01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:57,560 Like I'll start up a stream and be like, sometimes, you know, 2242 01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:01,360 I'm like, it'd be a lot more fun if I was in my underwear and 2243 01:57:01,360 --> 01:57:04,960 nobody was watching me and I was open mouth drooling and just 2244 01:57:04,960 --> 01:57:07,240 like blaring, you know, my music. 2245 01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:10,800 True. Yeah, I still make time because 2246 01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:15,160 I'm, I'm the loser, you know, So I spend a lot of time. 2247 01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:18,560 I'm a professional. So I still have time when the 2248 01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:20,560 girlfriends at work or something, you know, I don't 2249 01:57:20,560 --> 01:57:22,480 have kids yet. So it's like, well, it might pop 2250 01:57:22,480 --> 01:57:26,240 up a little banner Lord and then, you know, I'll stream the 2251 01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:27,840 next time and people will be like, why? 2252 01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:31,280 Why haven't you been streaming? Well, I have technically been 2253 01:57:31,280 --> 01:57:34,280 gaming. Just off stream, yeah. 2254 01:57:34,600 --> 01:57:37,080 Just not for the betterment of my career or anything. 2255 01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:38,880 Toast track you don't game off stream. 2256 01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:42,560 I don't really game off no. I I sort of I. 2257 01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:45,480 Get this guy up on a podcast. This guy's a poser. 2258 01:57:45,840 --> 01:57:49,400 And I watch films and and and beam series. 2259 01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:52,520 Yeah, yeah, I. Like doing this it's. 2260 01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:55,920 Quite hard to keep up with. I just I just like I'm keeping 2261 01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:57,640 up. I'm watching Land Man right now. 2262 01:57:57,960 --> 01:58:00,720 That's amazing with. Billy Bob Thornton. 2263 01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:02,320 Uh huh, Uh huh. That's right. 2264 01:58:02,440 --> 01:58:05,200 Wing, that's right wing propaganda, dude, you're gonna, 2265 01:58:05,200 --> 01:58:07,400 you're gonna. Just tell you what you you watch 2266 01:58:07,400 --> 01:58:11,200 an episode of that and you think, yeah, we do need more oil 2267 01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:14,160 and gas. We we are reliant on this. 2268 01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:17,560 Yeah, he really sells it to you. He. 2269 01:58:17,560 --> 01:58:19,160 Does. Dude that shit rocks. 2270 01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:20,960 I watch clips of that shit and I salute. 2271 01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:23,960 Yeah, I see it on TikTok and it's always like God damn. 2272 01:58:24,640 --> 01:58:26,480 Fuck yeah we do. Hell yeah it. 2273 01:58:26,520 --> 01:58:29,800 Seems to be a show about him. His daughter in oil. 2274 01:58:29,840 --> 01:58:31,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And his old. 2275 01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:34,400 Friends being. Like it's it also shows the 2276 01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:37,280 brutality of the industry. Like somebody dies in a horrible 2277 01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:39,240 industrial accident every episode. 2278 01:58:39,480 --> 01:58:40,560 It is. It's. 2279 01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:42,880 That's a small price to pay for more gas. 2280 01:58:42,880 --> 01:58:44,240 More, more. Oil. 2281 01:58:44,240 --> 01:58:46,880 Yeah, that makes me want to drive on the Interstate going 2282 01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:51,240 80. Makes me wanna move to Texas 2283 01:58:51,240 --> 01:58:54,880 like half the streamers I mean. Yeah, dude, move to Austin. 2284 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:58,240 Have you been to Austin before? No, I've never been. 2285 01:58:58,360 --> 01:59:02,440 It sucks dude. Let me tell you straight up, I 2286 01:59:02,440 --> 01:59:06,040 live in a shitty state. That state fucking reeks. 2287 01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:09,240 I don't know why they all move there, but you could. 2288 01:59:09,280 --> 01:59:11,560 They could move anywhere. They could go anywhere. 2289 01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:14,640 And. They they chose Austin for some 2290 01:59:14,640 --> 01:59:16,200 reason. It's. 2291 01:59:16,200 --> 01:59:18,040 Cheap. It's probably not even cheap 2292 01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:18,960 anymore, right? I mean. 2293 01:59:19,120 --> 01:59:21,200 No income tax, no state income. Tax. 2294 01:59:21,200 --> 01:59:23,840 OK, well that's why I've been. And then apparently fast 2295 01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:26,960 Internet or something. I think COVID happened. 2296 01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:29,280 And oil. Yeah, and there's oil or 2297 01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:32,240 something and. And it's near the United States. 2298 01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:37,360 It's there's a lot of, there's a lot of factors that bring people 2299 01:59:37,360 --> 01:59:40,320 there, but it's a very ugly environment is what I don't like 2300 01:59:40,320 --> 01:59:42,720 about it. Can I go pee pee real quick? 2301 01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:44,760 No dude, this is a this is a broad. 2302 01:59:44,760 --> 01:59:47,440 You haven't even finished your fire water yet. 2303 01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:50,800 This is a professional show you're going to. 2304 01:59:50,800 --> 01:59:53,840 Go pieces of my water. You tip that out. 2305 01:59:54,720 --> 01:59:57,520 A little bit less. I don't know how salt's going to 2306 01:59:57,520 --> 02:00:00,800 cut around this, but I guess if salt can manage some sort of 2307 02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:02,120 cut. I can go. 2308 02:00:02,240 --> 02:00:04,920 Pee as well if you can manage the top for two minutes. 2309 02:00:04,920 --> 02:00:07,600 No, I also had to pee. I don't know if post track you. 2310 02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:09,640 Need to pee it. I peed. 2311 02:00:09,720 --> 02:00:11,600 I just I, just I. Don't know how you're going to 2312 02:00:11,600 --> 02:00:13,280 work around this. Egregious. 2313 02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:14,840 Factor. We post track can give you some 2314 02:00:14,840 --> 02:00:17,600 tips on how to edit around this, but we're going to have to go 2315 02:00:18,480 --> 02:00:20,080 pee. Really sorry dude, I'll be. 2316 02:00:20,120 --> 02:00:24,840 I'm going to solo this Guinness time. 2317 02:00:33,080 --> 02:00:41,640 Oh my God, we. Got us all back at the same 2318 02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:47,040 time. That's insane to me that you've 2319 02:00:47,040 --> 02:00:49,200 put in the eye drop solution like that. 2320 02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:55,240 That's crazy. What the way you like just like 2321 02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:58,160 spray the the solution in your eyes. 2322 02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:00,320 Right. An optometrist told me I 2323 02:01:00,320 --> 02:01:02,880 shouldn't do that, but I forgot until right then again. 2324 02:01:02,960 --> 02:01:06,000 The only time I've ever done that is when that guy gave me 2325 02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:10,600 at, I think it was at. It was at a party. 2326 02:01:10,600 --> 02:01:13,880 You were at Toastrak, It was in at Twitchcon. 2327 02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:18,360 I I told the story like not even 3 episodes or 4 episodes ago. 2328 02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:22,160 So I'll briefly go over it, but. I don't listen to any episodes 2329 02:01:22,160 --> 02:01:24,440 that I'm not in. This is for the audience's 2330 02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:26,320 behalf. I don't want to regurgitate 2331 02:01:26,440 --> 02:01:27,680 usually. We never do that. 2332 02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:29,720 We never do that. It's a strict rule. 2333 02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:33,440 You think? They like less the regurgitating 2334 02:01:33,440 --> 02:01:36,920 or every then now we've started being like I'm sorry, I've told 2335 02:01:37,280 --> 02:01:39,480 and then we probably say that multiple times. 2336 02:01:39,480 --> 02:01:42,000 I probably, and I think I've said this before. 2337 02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:44,080 I don't. Get it? 2338 02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:46,840 We're apologizing. For where they agonize over 2339 02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:48,240 whether they've told a story or not. 2340 02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:49,920 Like I've got the memory of a goldfish. 2341 02:01:49,920 --> 02:01:52,560 Especially for a podcast. Yeah, I don't care if. 2342 02:01:52,680 --> 02:01:54,320 You've not had. It before and I've got. 2343 02:01:54,320 --> 02:01:56,360 I know more about us than we know. 2344 02:01:56,440 --> 02:02:00,000 Yeah, I've had people approach me and go like, remember when 2345 02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:02,040 you said this? It's like, dude, I don't. 2346 02:02:02,880 --> 02:02:05,200 No. I don't remember fucking a week 2347 02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:10,080 ago, OK, I I don't remember something I said in episode 48, 2348 02:02:10,560 --> 02:02:11,880 you know, I don't remember anything. 2349 02:02:11,880 --> 02:02:15,200 I'm worried like the way test drag was able to be like in 82 I 2350 02:02:15,200 --> 02:02:17,520 got this Walkman like I don't think I remember. 2351 02:02:17,520 --> 02:02:21,040 Like I wouldn't be able to confidently say anything that 2352 02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:26,160 happened in like 2020. 2021 because it becomes a sport like 2353 02:02:26,200 --> 02:02:29,800 I I've I've like I grew up with people saying I remember when we 2354 02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:33,280 had to walk a mile to school and get ride a horse. 2355 02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:38,040 This is cruel. Yeah, I, I, I've drank too much. 2356 02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:40,000 Still in there. Olive's still in there. 2357 02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:42,680 I'm having a diet Doctor Pepper in my martini glass. 2358 02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:45,680 I cannot understand Doctor Pepper at all. 2359 02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:49,720 The arrowroot, the sarsaparilla, That just tastes like poison to 2360 02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:51,080 me. It tastes like mouthwash. 2361 02:02:51,400 --> 02:02:53,360 OK, this is you have. And I like. 2362 02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:55,360 Cilantro. I like a lot of things. 2363 02:02:55,360 --> 02:02:58,400 Of our friendship right there. That's the hard break. 2364 02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:02,760 OK, you you start talking shit about sarsaparilla, root beer, 2365 02:03:02,800 --> 02:03:07,000 esca drinks, you've reached enemy territory, OK? 2366 02:03:07,360 --> 02:03:10,440 I'm fine with a little bit of Doctor Pepper slander, but if 2367 02:03:10,440 --> 02:03:12,960 you start talking about bark. 'S root beer, Bark's root beer. 2368 02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:15,360 Anything sarsaparilla based. Any. 2369 02:03:15,360 --> 02:03:19,240 It is anything derived from the root, the godly root, that makes 2370 02:03:19,240 --> 02:03:22,040 root beer sarsaparilla. I think Doctor. 2371 02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:24,640 Pepper from heaven. Yeah, I think that has to be. 2372 02:03:24,640 --> 02:03:28,320 Nectar of the Gods. Is it related to cinnamon? 2373 02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:30,600 Because you have a lot of cinnamon candy in the in the 2374 02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:32,040 States. We don't have that at all. 2375 02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:35,040 Like there's some flavours that I'm not used to that you guys 2376 02:03:35,040 --> 02:03:35,840 are really into. Oh man, what? 2377 02:03:37,800 --> 02:03:40,000 Kind of candy. Do you guys have like dots on 2378 02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:43,720 paper like? That was space age. 2379 02:03:43,800 --> 02:03:45,720 When he was a kid like we have, well, they. 2380 02:03:45,760 --> 02:03:47,160 Put the sugar right on the paper. 2381 02:03:48,120 --> 02:03:53,040 Yeah, we just boil some sugar and we just eat honeycomb 2382 02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:55,680 straight from the heart. Yeah, what bees make. 2383 02:03:55,680 --> 02:04:01,520 That's candy. We're eating Vegemite down here. 2384 02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:06,800 We don't have time for candy. I've had I've had Vegemite 2385 02:04:06,800 --> 02:04:08,840 before and I think it actually kind of rocks. 2386 02:04:09,440 --> 02:04:12,960 Yeah, what if you do it right? It's just Australians all say to 2387 02:04:12,960 --> 02:04:15,640 people, hey, try a spoonful, you're going to love it. 2388 02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:18,440 And of course, it's like having a spoonful of soy sauce. 2389 02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:20,160 It's not going to be good. Yeah, yeah. 2390 02:04:20,680 --> 02:04:22,360 But if you have it on some toast with some butter. 2391 02:04:22,360 --> 02:04:25,160 Yeah, but on toast with butter, it's going to be fine, but it's 2392 02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:27,360 not sweet. So that's the big surprise. 2393 02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:30,200 It looks like Nutella and it's You're in for a rude shock if 2394 02:04:30,200 --> 02:04:31,880 you're thinking Nutella. Yeah. 2395 02:04:32,400 --> 02:04:35,840 That's the you've. Ever had it but I but I but I 2396 02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:38,480 feel like I have a dislike for it but I don't know if that's 2397 02:04:38,480 --> 02:04:41,240 just because of what I've heard or if I've smelled it once. 2398 02:04:41,520 --> 02:04:44,080 If you smell it, it smells like poison. 2399 02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:46,800 It's like smelling soy sauce. If you took some soy sauce and 2400 02:04:46,800 --> 02:04:48,120 smelled it and said oh, you're not. 2401 02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:50,520 Gonna have to tasting the soy sauce. 2402 02:04:50,960 --> 02:04:53,160 Similar. Yeah, yeah, salty and savoury. 2403 02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:56,720 The smell of soy sauce is divine. 2404 02:04:56,960 --> 02:04:59,360 My God, I love it. I love the smell of it. 2405 02:04:59,560 --> 02:05:02,880 But you associate it with sprinkled on something, you 2406 02:05:02,880 --> 02:05:05,080 know, beautiful. Yeah, real nice. 2407 02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:07,160 Sushi and drinking a. Shot of it. 2408 02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:09,440 I don't know dude. I got some bad hypertension 2409 02:05:09,440 --> 02:05:11,560 problems. I thought, I love soy sauce. 2410 02:05:11,920 --> 02:05:15,320 I'm not supposed to. I'll put enough soy sauce in my 2411 02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:18,320 food to make my my pulse. I can hear it in my ears. 2412 02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:20,560 I got high. Can we talk medical now? 2413 02:05:21,200 --> 02:05:24,840 I got high blood pressure diagnosed and they said go lower 2414 02:05:24,840 --> 02:05:26,320 your salt. I went no salt. 2415 02:05:26,680 --> 02:05:29,400 Yeah, I went no salt for a year, no Vegemite. 2416 02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:34,560 I had no take away, no bread. No bread from a packet because 2417 02:05:34,560 --> 02:05:36,280 that has too much salt in it. Might as well kill. 2418 02:05:36,320 --> 02:05:37,800 Yourself. This is a horrible list. 2419 02:05:38,520 --> 02:05:41,520 I did that, yet for a year nothing changed. 2420 02:05:41,520 --> 02:05:44,680 I was still 150 / 100. Every time I measured they said, 2421 02:05:44,680 --> 02:05:46,920 oh you have essential hypertension. 2422 02:05:46,920 --> 02:05:49,320 That's the kind of hypertension that doesn't respond to salt. 2423 02:05:49,640 --> 02:05:53,560 Here, take this pill. It it took them a year to give 2424 02:05:53,560 --> 02:05:55,680 you that. I was fucked. 2425 02:05:55,680 --> 02:05:56,960 It was fucked. Yeah. 2426 02:05:56,960 --> 02:05:59,640 Yeah, that was bullshit. Here in the US, they're just 2427 02:05:59,640 --> 02:06:04,080 like, yeah, you eat like shit, here's a pill, you can keep it. 2428 02:06:04,080 --> 02:06:07,880 Cost $1,000,000. Yeah, give us $1 million. 2429 02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:10,280 We'll give you this pill and you keep eating like shit. 2430 02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,440 And I was just. Thinking take this fentanyl, 2431 02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:13,800 you'll feel a lot better. Yeah. 2432 02:06:14,080 --> 02:06:15,760 Oh. My God, there's an Adderall? 2433 02:06:15,800 --> 02:06:19,360 Yeah, yeah. They feed us their poison so 2434 02:06:19,360 --> 02:06:23,080 they can sell us their medicine. That's why I just haven't been 2435 02:06:23,080 --> 02:06:25,400 to a doctor in a shockingly long time. 2436 02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:27,440 Yeah. Do you guys, you have guys 2437 02:06:27,440 --> 02:06:31,400 haven't hit 40 yet or I on my 40th birthday, I was like, I I'm 2438 02:06:31,400 --> 02:06:32,880 having trouble reading in the morning. 2439 02:06:32,880 --> 02:06:35,440 I went to an optometrist and he said, have you turned 40 2440 02:06:35,440 --> 02:06:37,200 recently? And I said, dude, it's my 2441 02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:39,400 birthday. He said, yeah, oh, yeah, around 2442 02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:41,840 40 your eyesight goes. That's just what happens, I 2443 02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:43,120 mean. Making sense. 2444 02:06:44,480 --> 02:06:46,000 I've already. Yeah, I'm wearing a. 2445 02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:47,280 Contact. Yeah, that's right. 2446 02:06:47,680 --> 02:06:49,720 I was reading I, I, I, I needed I. 2447 02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:51,680 Always made fun of my mom because I'd give her something 2448 02:06:51,680 --> 02:06:53,360 to read and she'd hold it way out. 2449 02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:56,040 Yes, that's right. That's what you do because 2450 02:06:56,040 --> 02:06:57,560 you're up close goes. Yeah, when? 2451 02:06:57,560 --> 02:07:00,320 You're so I'm going to have to carry a second pair of glasses 2452 02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:05,920 or get bifocals. Well, yes, bifocals or they have 2453 02:07:06,400 --> 02:07:08,920 these. These ones are reading at the 2454 02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:12,400 bottom and distance at the top and it graduates so that you 2455 02:07:12,400 --> 02:07:13,880 don't have to do bifocals anymore. 2456 02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:16,000 It's called progressive, OK. Oh, yeah. 2457 02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:17,360 It's the future, man. It's the future. 2458 02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:20,960 But don't go downstairs because they look closer than they 2459 02:07:21,000 --> 02:07:21,480 appear. Oh. 2460 02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:24,760 God, I mean the. Falling is really dangerous for 2461 02:07:24,760 --> 02:07:27,200 people like of a be on stage. Exactly. 2462 02:07:27,240 --> 02:07:29,160 That's right, you. Would shatter into a Have you 2463 02:07:29,160 --> 02:07:33,800 seen that movie? Was it Unbreakable with Samuel L 2464 02:07:33,800 --> 02:07:37,360 Jackson as Mr. Glass, where he falls down the stairs and you 2465 02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:39,240 hear his bones break as he calls? 2466 02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:40,760 It's a. Great movie, yeah. 2467 02:07:41,480 --> 02:07:43,480 Is it unbreakable? What's the name of that fucking 2468 02:07:43,480 --> 02:07:45,200 movie? They also have like. 2469 02:07:45,320 --> 02:07:48,440 Or no it. Might be that movie rocks. 2470 02:07:48,480 --> 02:07:51,320 It's like one of the few M Night Shyamalan movies that's good. 2471 02:07:52,040 --> 02:07:53,400 Yeah, it is unbreakable. Yeah. 2472 02:07:53,840 --> 02:07:55,640 Yeah. The ending always kind of sneaks 2473 02:07:55,640 --> 02:07:58,720 up on me 'cause it's he's like laughing or whatever. 2474 02:07:58,760 --> 02:08:01,080 I can't even really remember. And then it's just kind of like 2475 02:08:01,160 --> 02:08:05,280 Mr. Glass went to prison for, like, slideshow ends out of 2476 02:08:05,280 --> 02:08:07,040 nowhere. Yeah, but. 2477 02:08:07,320 --> 02:08:10,640 I always imagine that scene where Mr. Glass falls down the 2478 02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:14,720 stairs and his legs shatter and they make the sound of glass 2479 02:08:15,000 --> 02:08:17,400 breaking. So it's a prequel to Shawshank 2480 02:08:17,400 --> 02:08:20,000 Redemption? No, it's a it's a prequel. 2481 02:08:20,840 --> 02:08:23,640 To. What's that other movie split? 2482 02:08:23,640 --> 02:08:25,200 Split. Oh, wait, yeah. 2483 02:08:25,720 --> 02:08:29,320 Yeah, Mr. Glass, it. Is I could have used a couple 2484 02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:34,040 more cameos pretty good for a superhero flick you expect maybe 2485 02:08:34,040 --> 02:08:37,200 a Tobey Maguire shout out or something, but. 2486 02:08:38,160 --> 02:08:40,720 You're upset it's not in the D the MCU? 2487 02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:44,320 The M Night Shyamalan, see you, Yeah. 2488 02:08:45,200 --> 02:08:46,560 Cinematic Universe. Yeah. 2489 02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:49,600 Toastrak. I feel like we've gotten so far 2490 02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:51,080 in the episode. We're nearing the end. 2491 02:08:51,080 --> 02:08:54,400 I feel like we have done so little asking Toastrak about his 2492 02:08:54,640 --> 02:09:00,760 his expertise, his career, his because there's so much to learn 2493 02:09:00,760 --> 02:09:04,440 and then so much that my wife has been asked me to answer it. 2494 02:09:04,440 --> 02:09:06,080 Really. Helps being a streamer, that's 2495 02:09:06,080 --> 02:09:07,800 for sure. Yeah, you do. 2496 02:09:07,960 --> 02:09:13,000 You do reuse a lot of skills production values like I see. 2497 02:09:13,240 --> 02:09:18,320 I see heaps of content creators with these Rode microphones like 2498 02:09:18,320 --> 02:09:21,240 this, and then they're talking into a microphone like this. 2499 02:09:21,520 --> 02:09:23,600 It's so embarrassing. It's like it's meant to be 2500 02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:28,120 clipped on or with a lapel mic like I wear for my kitchen Cam. 2501 02:09:28,120 --> 02:09:31,280 I wear a proper lapel mic professionally and plug it into 2502 02:09:31,280 --> 02:09:34,000 one of these. Yeah, you see one of these with 2503 02:09:34,000 --> 02:09:37,080 a fuzzy on top and. You know what my gripe is with 2504 02:09:37,080 --> 02:09:43,320 the DJI ones and the road ones? Is that the 3.5mm Jack for the 2505 02:09:43,320 --> 02:09:45,600 lav? I have lav mics. 2506 02:09:45,600 --> 02:09:48,600 I've stopped using them because they don't screw in like a 2507 02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:54,280 professional receiver does, and so I've had multiple takes where 2508 02:09:54,280 --> 02:09:58,600 I think I'm fine because I got the fucking lav mic on, but I 2509 02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:03,000 found out that the 3.5mm Jack has come unplugged from the 2510 02:10:03,000 --> 02:10:05,320 receiver. Yeah, it's such. 2511 02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:07,480 A dynamic performer. You're destroying your 2512 02:10:07,480 --> 02:10:10,120 equipment, Yeah. I'm jostling around doing 2513 02:10:10,120 --> 02:10:12,080 somersaults. I'm known for my somersaults. 2514 02:10:12,120 --> 02:10:14,920 Chris Farley falling through a table gag. 2515 02:10:16,280 --> 02:10:18,960 I have no survival instinct, I'll fall face first into 2516 02:10:18,960 --> 02:10:22,760 anything and it unplugs my mic and it ruins my performance. 2517 02:10:23,080 --> 02:10:27,000 So if they would just if DJI or rode would just come out with a 2518 02:10:27,000 --> 02:10:33,840 a consumer grade lab system that had threaded 3.5mm jacks, I 2519 02:10:33,840 --> 02:10:36,320 would pay out the ass for it. Yeah. 2520 02:10:36,640 --> 02:10:41,600 Stalt clip that put it on TikTok at at road at did you? 2521 02:10:42,080 --> 02:10:44,840 Haven't you like had them sponsor you before? 2522 02:10:46,080 --> 02:10:47,920 Had my sponsor me you. Mean. 2523 02:10:49,040 --> 02:10:52,280 I found a guy from Rd. that was a fan and he happened to be in 2524 02:10:52,280 --> 02:10:56,600 the marketing department and he gave me, he gave me free stuff. 2525 02:10:56,600 --> 02:10:58,960 He didn't like sponsor me. He was like, they won't sponsor 2526 02:10:58,960 --> 02:11:01,240 you, here's some free stuff. Oh man. 2527 02:11:01,560 --> 02:11:04,000 It's all foot in the door. Yeah, basically. 2528 02:11:04,000 --> 02:11:06,760 That guy. Yeah, I got all Rd. free Rd. 2529 02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:09,320 stuff when I started out and they're amazing and but I'm 2530 02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:11,840 wearing it out now Like my labs have all worn out. 2531 02:11:11,840 --> 02:11:13,840 My clips are wearing out. My. 2532 02:11:14,480 --> 02:11:17,720 Isn't it from Australia? They're from Australia, but 2533 02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:20,600 yeah, I think I. He's the guy I. 2534 02:11:20,600 --> 02:11:23,280 Knew who has left and I haven't found the new guy yet. 2535 02:11:23,600 --> 02:11:24,840 Please. What was? 2536 02:11:24,920 --> 02:11:28,120 What was the guy's name? Oh, there were a couple of 2537 02:11:28,120 --> 02:11:30,280 different ones. I'd have to look it up, but we 2538 02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:32,520 can. I'd have to look at that guy. 2539 02:11:33,080 --> 02:11:34,440 Didn't we have a guy that emailed us? 2540 02:11:34,440 --> 02:11:36,920 He's like a big fan I worked for like this. 2541 02:11:36,920 --> 02:11:40,040 Sweetwater, Sweetwater. Yeah, my God, if you're 2542 02:11:40,040 --> 02:11:43,080 listening, give me something. Yeah, and Sweetwater, I was 2543 02:11:43,080 --> 02:11:44,880 like, dude, we could use this for anything. 2544 02:11:44,880 --> 02:11:46,680 We could get your keys, or we could get. 2545 02:11:46,720 --> 02:11:48,640 Anything like such a big. Yeah. 2546 02:11:48,840 --> 02:11:51,400 And then we couldn't think of anything we needed. 2547 02:11:51,680 --> 02:11:53,440 They had everything too. They had. 2548 02:11:53,440 --> 02:11:55,160 So they had like. A fog machine. 2549 02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:57,200 I remember being like, Oh yeah, they sell those. 2550 02:11:57,200 --> 02:12:00,560 They had like light shows and. Fog on demand. 2551 02:12:00,640 --> 02:12:01,920 That's worth. That's worth. 2552 02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:04,080 Great. That's what my that's what my 2553 02:12:04,080 --> 02:12:05,720 backdrop needs. Fog. 2554 02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:09,680 We've been talking about a Keetar for years and that guy 2555 02:12:09,680 --> 02:12:14,040 could have got they're like $1200 and yeah, now you know 2556 02:12:14,040 --> 02:12:16,920 what I want now? Being ass projector. 2557 02:12:19,120 --> 02:12:20,000 That's your thing? A big. 2558 02:12:20,000 --> 02:12:23,040 Old man. Also, I probably need a new car. 2559 02:12:23,240 --> 02:12:24,480 Yeah, but. Key Tower. 2560 02:12:25,200 --> 02:12:27,280 You need the Key Tower. More though, right? 2561 02:12:27,600 --> 02:12:29,800 How often do you drive so you don't leave the house? 2562 02:12:29,800 --> 02:12:33,080 Come on, you don't need a car. Get a projector first. 2563 02:12:33,720 --> 02:12:36,640 Yeah, I could project the road on it and pretend I'm running 2564 02:12:36,640 --> 02:12:39,800 really fast. It would be awesome 200. 2565 02:12:39,800 --> 02:12:40,480 Inches. Yeah. 2566 02:12:40,720 --> 02:12:43,280 Green screen touching grass? Yeah, definitely. 2567 02:12:46,200 --> 02:12:49,160 Honestly, like I think that could do something for like in 2568 02:12:49,160 --> 02:12:52,040 the winter when seasonal depression hits, just having 2569 02:12:52,040 --> 02:12:57,400 like a big ass 4K projector putting like a sunny like valley 2570 02:12:57,400 --> 02:13:00,120 over here. Yeah, instead of the barren 2571 02:13:00,120 --> 02:13:01,240 wasteland. Yeah, you're. 2572 02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:04,320 Totally trying to just convince yourself to buy this thing. 2573 02:13:04,320 --> 02:13:06,720 I know because I. Already missed this Cyber Monday 2574 02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:08,480 fucking deal. It's too late now. 2575 02:13:08,520 --> 02:13:09,680 I. Think. 2576 02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:12,320 This goes hand in hand. Didn't we have a a seasonal 2577 02:13:12,320 --> 02:13:15,520 depression window to go in basements where it was a fake 2578 02:13:15,520 --> 02:13:19,640 window that had alcd screen that I could sell them different 2579 02:13:19,640 --> 02:13:22,200 scenarios to put on the window? Made it worse. 2580 02:13:22,200 --> 02:13:24,520 I think it's already better just having a window where I'm like 2581 02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:28,520 sucks out there but like the sun still hits me a little. 2582 02:13:29,440 --> 02:13:32,760 But it was a couple years ago. I bought one of those happy 2583 02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:35,760 lights and there's just a bright ass light. 2584 02:13:35,760 --> 02:13:39,080 Did not do much really turn this on. 2585 02:13:39,080 --> 02:13:41,400 It feels like the sun. I'm like kind of bright. 2586 02:13:42,000 --> 02:13:44,360 I had a. Friend in northern Norway and he 2587 02:13:44,360 --> 02:13:46,640 like lives literally in the Arctic Circle. 2588 02:13:47,120 --> 02:13:50,520 Any time he turns on his camera he has that stupid sunlight on. 2589 02:13:51,040 --> 02:13:53,600 Oh yeah, and I'm like dude, if you have to buy a light to just 2590 02:13:53,600 --> 02:13:57,520 like, live without depression, you're in the wrong. 2591 02:13:57,640 --> 02:14:00,800 Area Australian friends who have like gone to live in the UK for 2592 02:14:00,800 --> 02:14:04,040 a couple of years and they get and they have to go get the UV 2593 02:14:04,320 --> 02:14:09,920 light to, to get, get some light on them and otherwise they get 2594 02:14:09,920 --> 02:14:13,000 seasonal depression or whatever. And like I think it works. 2595 02:14:13,480 --> 02:14:16,120 I really only like subtle lighting though, so it's kind of 2596 02:14:16,120 --> 02:14:18,680 hard to one of those happy lights on. 2597 02:14:18,680 --> 02:14:23,160 It starts to I just think maybe 4K projection valley. 2598 02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:26,600 It's Funny Valley. Yeah, is more your speed. 2599 02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:30,360 If I could get enough of them to have my all my walls where it's 2600 02:14:30,360 --> 02:14:33,640 like it looks like. I think your walls were all LCD 2601 02:14:33,640 --> 02:14:37,440 like those studios, yeah. That would be awesome if I could 2602 02:14:37,440 --> 02:14:40,360 get one of the. The Is it called the? 2603 02:14:41,440 --> 02:14:42,960 I used to. It's like the new instead of a 2604 02:14:42,960 --> 02:14:46,080 green screen for a lot of movies they use that system where. 2605 02:14:46,080 --> 02:14:48,680 The sphere I made. Yeah. 2606 02:14:48,680 --> 02:14:52,480 The sphere, the volume. The volume, Yeah, I made one of 2607 02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,640 those in Towers Unite. Remember that. 2608 02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:59,800 Yes, if I could get a volume in my room, Yes, to be like I'm on. 2609 02:15:00,760 --> 02:15:04,680 I'm in the rainforest, yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome. 2610 02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:06,760 That's what like. That would be so cool to put 2611 02:15:06,760 --> 02:15:09,520 yourself in the jungle and then you, like, wake up in the middle 2612 02:15:09,520 --> 02:15:11,400 of the night and there's eyes looking at you. 2613 02:15:13,160 --> 02:15:14,800 Yeah. What's really open, horrific 2614 02:15:14,800 --> 02:15:17,880 perspectives? Even buy cool shit like that or 2615 02:15:17,880 --> 02:15:20,760 do they just buy like. Rich people fucking suck dude. 2616 02:15:20,760 --> 02:15:22,240 They never buy anything cool. Yeah. 2617 02:15:23,000 --> 02:15:25,520 Hunt a man. OK, dude, why don't you back up 2618 02:15:25,520 --> 02:15:28,120 a little? And buy yourself a volume with a 2619 02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:29,960 king size mattress right in the middle. 2620 02:15:31,080 --> 02:15:32,720 That's what a fucking. That's what a cool. 2621 02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:34,760 Person is they buy the dumbest shit. 2622 02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,520 Dude, they don't even buy anything exciting. 2623 02:15:37,280 --> 02:15:39,120 Fucking stupid. Fucking it's always a yacht. 2624 02:15:39,840 --> 02:15:42,680 Boats aren't that fucking cool. I don't care how rich you are, 2625 02:15:42,760 --> 02:15:46,200 boats aren't that cool. Buy yourself half a size of a 2626 02:15:46,200 --> 02:15:48,600 yacht. Get yourself 2 volumes. 2627 02:15:49,680 --> 02:15:51,880 One for jacking off, one for sleeping in. 2628 02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:55,960 Yeah, you got a secret volume with all the the movies that you 2629 02:15:55,960 --> 02:15:58,800 produced on it. Another volume for sleeping. 2630 02:15:59,440 --> 02:16:02,920 I didn't even consider wow, that would be quite, quite 2631 02:16:03,080 --> 02:16:07,640 incredible. A volume Jack off session would 2632 02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:11,080 be incredible, yeah. It might be better than VR, I 2633 02:16:11,080 --> 02:16:15,680 don't know because it's they can see me too. 2634 02:16:18,280 --> 02:16:19,200 I. Feel. 2635 02:16:19,240 --> 02:16:22,600 Dude, if I if I was Bezos, the amount of money I'd be pumping 2636 02:16:22,600 --> 02:16:28,840 into augmented reality just to get I dreams come true, Yeah. 2637 02:16:28,840 --> 02:16:32,879 Something for my pleasures. Yeah, Yeah. 2638 02:16:32,959 --> 02:16:36,400 Except for I wouldn't be like I, I would be pretty open about it. 2639 02:16:37,559 --> 02:16:40,480 I'd be like, look, I got a lot of money and I'm a deviant. 2640 02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:44,559 We need to push a lot of money into this this industry. 2641 02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:48,520 Make it huge foundation. Yeah, please. 2642 02:16:48,520 --> 02:16:53,160 Give me even more money. Billionaires always have like so 2643 02:16:53,160 --> 02:16:54,559 much hubris. They're always like build a 2644 02:16:54,559 --> 02:16:58,000 library in my name. They buy like a not make sure. 2645 02:16:58,080 --> 02:16:59,639 That looks like a balloon animal. 2646 02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:03,240 It's like, hey man, you ever tried jerking off in a crazy 2647 02:17:03,240 --> 02:17:05,799 way? What if what if you set the 2648 02:17:05,799 --> 02:17:09,400 human race ahead 25 years with jerk off technology? 2649 02:17:09,520 --> 02:17:12,480 Yeah, I feel like you'd be greater remembered than a guy 2650 02:17:12,480 --> 02:17:16,559 that goes like I'd go for a library or I started an 2651 02:17:16,559 --> 02:17:19,920 organization to help people with like diseases or something if. 2652 02:17:19,920 --> 02:17:24,799 One man could set us 25 years in the future of jerk off 2653 02:17:24,799 --> 02:17:27,840 technology. I'd jerk off to him. 2654 02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:31,200 As a like tribute. As a tribute for. 2655 02:17:31,200 --> 02:17:35,000 What he's done, that would be a while. 2656 02:17:35,000 --> 02:17:37,879 That would be like the. Greater than any Rockefeller or 2657 02:17:37,879 --> 02:17:41,240 any Carnegie ever was. That'd be insane. 2658 02:17:42,280 --> 02:17:46,639 Be the hero of all mankind. That thing's going to space with 2659 02:17:46,639 --> 02:17:48,120 Katy Perry. Yeah, definitely. 2660 02:17:48,959 --> 02:17:51,799 Oh yeah, You're going to go to the stratosphere. 2661 02:17:51,799 --> 02:17:54,360 No, not really. No, no. 2662 02:17:55,719 --> 02:17:57,840 My dreams. My dreams are on earth. 2663 02:17:58,760 --> 02:18:01,080 My dreams are in the confines of my bedroom. 2664 02:18:01,280 --> 02:18:07,719 In fact, they're in my basement. It wouldn't. 2665 02:18:08,719 --> 02:18:10,280 What is Pesteles spending inside? 2666 02:18:10,280 --> 02:18:12,000 We just saw him on foot tracker. Yeah. 2667 02:18:12,000 --> 02:18:14,639 We were looking at foot tracker. We saw he's like the number one 2668 02:18:14,639 --> 02:18:17,440 sub guy. What's he spending that money on 2669 02:18:17,440 --> 02:18:19,600 if he's not spending that money on I? 2670 02:18:20,240 --> 02:18:22,240 Think he could call? Innovations. 2671 02:18:23,320 --> 02:18:25,320 Jack off. Innovation, Technology. 2672 02:18:25,799 --> 02:18:27,639 I'm pissed. OK, I'm pissed. 2673 02:18:27,840 --> 02:18:33,200 Off made. Made an enemy what do you buy 2674 02:18:33,200 --> 02:18:36,240 Probably like a cool car he's. Probably eyeing up a. 2675 02:18:36,240 --> 02:18:40,120 Yacht. Yeah, a jet ski, a jet ski, a 2676 02:18:40,160 --> 02:18:41,959 jet. Ski that was like. 2677 02:18:42,040 --> 02:18:43,400 Fishing streams. But it didn't. 2678 02:18:43,400 --> 02:18:44,840 I don't think it panned out. I'm not sure. 2679 02:18:44,879 --> 02:18:47,040 It's even less. Than a fishing streams. 2680 02:18:47,240 --> 02:18:50,280 Dude that's incredible. I've always wanted to do a live 2681 02:18:50,280 --> 02:18:54,040 action like fly fishing stream. That's what I've wanted. 2682 02:18:54,040 --> 02:18:57,480 No, he got a IRL streaming jet ski. 2683 02:18:57,480 --> 02:19:01,040 That's what he got a while back and gave it a go. 2684 02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:01,879 EJ. Khaled. 2685 02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:04,559 Yeah, weather was tricky, I think, I'm not sure. 2686 02:19:04,559 --> 02:19:06,040 And reception was not good. I was. 2687 02:19:06,160 --> 02:19:08,959 About to say yeah so. You we're Starkov. 2688 02:19:10,559 --> 02:19:13,639 You outrigged like a jet ski with all the tech to stream and 2689 02:19:14,000 --> 02:19:16,559 there's there's no Internet out in the water. 2690 02:19:16,559 --> 02:19:19,400 What like. It's like I'm not trying to try 2691 02:19:19,400 --> 02:19:19,879 the. Audience. 2692 02:19:20,120 --> 02:19:25,080 From tar golf to golf IRL streaming and you know the 2693 02:19:25,080 --> 02:19:27,879 reception you get on a golf course is pretty much nil. 2694 02:19:28,080 --> 02:19:29,400 Yeah. I. 2695 02:19:29,400 --> 02:19:31,799 That's not good. That's like the only IRL stream 2696 02:19:31,799 --> 02:19:35,680 I've ever considered just being like golfing I could look at 2697 02:19:35,680 --> 02:19:38,639 just cuz I want to go golf. Like, dude, yeah. 2698 02:19:38,719 --> 02:19:41,280 Honestly, the. Daily golfing stream would be 2699 02:19:41,280 --> 02:19:43,680 huge. Daily OK, what am. 2700 02:19:43,959 --> 02:19:47,200 I no no like John think of the amount of people the golfing. 2701 02:19:47,559 --> 02:19:50,880 I don't think that much think. About the amount of people that 2702 02:19:51,360 --> 02:19:54,120 I'm saying like as a career. Every time's a year. 2703 02:19:54,680 --> 02:19:57,840 OK, yeah, no, as a career, like if someone just IRL streamed 2704 02:19:57,840 --> 02:20:00,920 golfing every morning, the amount of like dudes at work, 2705 02:20:00,920 --> 02:20:03,440 that would be like, dude, I wish I was this guy and they would 2706 02:20:03,440 --> 02:20:05,640 live vicariously through you playing golf. 2707 02:20:06,200 --> 02:20:09,480 You could have not only the biggest audience of dudes that 2708 02:20:09,480 --> 02:20:12,640 have money. And would sub to you probably, 2709 02:20:12,880 --> 02:20:16,160 but they would probably be doing fan meetups. 2710 02:20:16,160 --> 02:20:18,360 Would just be like, you wanna hit a fucking bar? 2711 02:20:18,360 --> 02:20:21,520 And they'd be like, hell yeah, I'm a dude that wants to golf 2712 02:20:21,520 --> 02:20:23,040 every day. Of course I'd hit up a fucking 2713 02:20:23,040 --> 02:20:25,440 bar. It would be nothing but cool 2714 02:20:25,440 --> 02:20:26,200 people. You would. 2715 02:20:28,080 --> 02:20:30,840 I know, Abby, you don't get it. It's my job to go golfing. 2716 02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:32,920 Every. Day It's my job to go golfing 2717 02:20:32,920 --> 02:20:35,560 and hang out with my fans. You like drinking beers at 2718 02:20:35,560 --> 02:20:36,560 sports bars? What? 2719 02:20:36,640 --> 02:20:38,800 What gives? I do think we should try to 2720 02:20:38,800 --> 02:20:40,240 work. Fishing I wear now. 2721 02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:45,200 To the next trip we do. I wanted to get one of those 2722 02:20:45,200 --> 02:20:50,080 little like, what is it REI like one of those like little tiny 2723 02:20:50,080 --> 02:20:51,720 like make your own fishing pole kits. 2724 02:20:51,720 --> 02:20:55,440 And when we made it to that lake fishing, it's so bad. 2725 02:20:55,920 --> 02:21:00,840 Never even saw the lake, never even purchased the fishing kit. 2726 02:21:00,840 --> 02:21:06,160 But I think either something about it where it's like I 2727 02:21:06,160 --> 02:21:13,040 haven't gone fishing in 10-15, hell 19 years, but I think it 2728 02:21:13,040 --> 02:21:16,440 would just be really cool to catch a big ass fish in front of 2729 02:21:16,440 --> 02:21:18,840 a bunch of people online. You know what, dude? 2730 02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:21,800 We're going. We're going on a secret trip in 2731 02:21:21,800 --> 02:21:25,440 spring. We'll bring, we'll bring your 2732 02:21:25,440 --> 02:21:27,160 we'll bring you a fishing kit. I'll. 2733 02:21:27,160 --> 02:21:29,280 Take one. My dad's got a nice pole. 2734 02:21:29,280 --> 02:21:31,640 He probably wouldn't. We'll. 2735 02:21:31,640 --> 02:21:33,720 Get you a fishing kit, don't you worry. 2736 02:21:34,360 --> 02:21:37,160 Even something where it's like I just have the little string now. 2737 02:21:37,520 --> 02:21:39,640 Nice pole. Yeah, his dad's. 2738 02:21:39,640 --> 02:21:42,160 Going to my dad's got a reel. And he wants to grip it big 2739 02:21:42,200 --> 02:21:43,960 time. Yeah, OK. 2740 02:21:44,000 --> 02:21:48,560 He wants to take that big. To bring in my carry on but. 2741 02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:50,920 You might need to check. That. 2742 02:21:53,760 --> 02:21:54,960 Dude, you're going to want to check it. 2743 02:21:55,560 --> 02:21:58,520 Outlook checking luggage is not the worst thing in the world. 2744 02:21:58,640 --> 02:22:00,040 I don't know why people are so it. 2745 02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:03,280 Is though I I I haven't checked anything in years. 2746 02:22:03,680 --> 02:22:06,680 I bought one nice suitcase and it got obliterated in the 2747 02:22:06,680 --> 02:22:09,280 checking process. They stick a barcode on it. 2748 02:22:09,280 --> 02:22:11,080 You see where it is, the whole thing you put it. 2749 02:22:11,080 --> 02:22:13,280 You put a tracker in your bag, it's fine. 2750 02:22:13,720 --> 02:22:16,440 The only. Bad thing is when you get home 2751 02:22:16,440 --> 02:22:18,440 and you have to wait for the luggage. 2752 02:22:18,440 --> 02:22:22,000 But I don't hate it because it's decent time to just be like. 2753 02:22:24,040 --> 02:22:27,720 But you have to lug this big ass bag around the terminal until 2754 02:22:27,720 --> 02:22:31,040 you get on the plane. You got to find a place to put 2755 02:22:31,040 --> 02:22:33,960 it and it might get checked anyway because you run out of 2756 02:22:33,960 --> 02:22:35,480 spots. That's the only. 2757 02:22:35,520 --> 02:22:39,240 Isn't good enough. That's the only negative part is 2758 02:22:39,240 --> 02:22:44,320 trying to find overhead compartment space but I always 2759 02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:47,520 find it because I go who? Who put their fucking backpack 2760 02:22:47,520 --> 02:22:49,840 in here? You're not allowed to put your 2761 02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:51,840 backpack in the overhead compartment. 2762 02:22:52,400 --> 02:22:55,720 We're in three totally different arguments about like what we 2763 02:22:55,720 --> 02:22:59,400 each do. I both check a bag and bring a 2764 02:22:59,400 --> 02:23:01,320 carry on. That's 'cause you that I bring. 2765 02:23:02,120 --> 02:23:05,080 Damn near like a whole wardrobe with you wherever you. 2766 02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:06,240 Go. But here's the deal. 2767 02:23:06,240 --> 02:23:10,560 Also sometimes I'll bring my carry on with like two things in 2768 02:23:10,560 --> 02:23:15,360 it because my backpack fits on it nicely. 2769 02:23:15,760 --> 02:23:18,320 And it's. Actually easier to push my carry 2770 02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:21,480 on with the backpack on it then wear a backpack. 2771 02:23:21,640 --> 02:23:24,280 He does have a pretty. Buying a whole lot of merch at 2772 02:23:24,280 --> 02:23:26,640 the con. Yeah, yeah. 2773 02:23:26,640 --> 02:23:29,160 And for when I at the con, I got that. 2774 02:23:30,200 --> 02:23:32,920 You know what I did get free swag from a company. 2775 02:23:33,000 --> 02:23:37,000 It wasn't from the company, it was from a Twitchcon employee, 2776 02:23:37,600 --> 02:23:41,120 but he, Omid and I had talked to him at the bracelet stand. 2777 02:23:41,360 --> 02:23:42,720 We can talk about that all day. Not. 2778 02:23:43,080 --> 02:23:45,400 The bracelet. For hours, you remember the 2779 02:23:45,400 --> 02:23:46,800 bracelet. Did you make a bracelet? 2780 02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:48,240 Did you? Make a. 2781 02:23:48,360 --> 02:23:51,360 Bracelet he. Came up to us multiple times and 2782 02:23:51,360 --> 02:23:53,440 saw Omid working on it. Oh, really? 2783 02:23:54,360 --> 02:23:57,360 I watched Omid, yeah. Dude, let me tell you something. 2784 02:23:57,360 --> 02:24:00,960 If you want the full saga, we made an entire podcast episode. 2785 02:24:01,480 --> 02:24:05,440 It's one of our it's our lowest rated podcast episode in quite 2786 02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:09,240 some time. It's us, just it's us just 2787 02:24:09,440 --> 02:24:11,760 talking about a means fucking bracelet. 2788 02:24:12,280 --> 02:24:16,080 I didn't know the back story of how he he did one section, but 2789 02:24:16,080 --> 02:24:18,800 it was too short, so he had to put another hype. 2790 02:24:19,080 --> 02:24:22,480 The the journey I went on through that podcast it. 2791 02:24:22,480 --> 02:24:26,240 Was really innovative bracelet technology that clearly didn't 2792 02:24:26,240 --> 02:24:27,480 work somehow. Even those. 2793 02:24:27,760 --> 02:24:30,480 Double class, yeah. Somehow the. 2794 02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:35,000 Guy that ran the bead stand the next day, it was like the guy 2795 02:24:35,040 --> 02:24:37,840 didn't want a frag punk bag. Talking about Ahmed like they're 2796 02:24:37,840 --> 02:24:40,600 in the top 30 of streamers on Twitch right now. 2797 02:24:40,880 --> 02:24:43,440 There's each other. Yeah, and like everyone that's a 2798 02:24:43,440 --> 02:24:48,320 top streamer is like, super. Smart like real shrewd shrewd 2799 02:24:48,720 --> 02:24:49,640 smart. Bags. 2800 02:24:49,680 --> 02:24:51,520 I told Ahmed about that. I figured out a. 2801 02:24:51,600 --> 02:24:54,840 Funny bracelet. I was like, I hope you thought 2802 02:24:54,840 --> 02:24:56,120 it was funny. And he's like, I don't know 2803 02:24:56,120 --> 02:24:57,440 dude. People keep coming to my chat 2804 02:24:57,440 --> 02:24:59,520 and like shitting on me for this bracelet. 2805 02:24:59,600 --> 02:25:03,720 Like that was not the intention. I never even considered to ask 2806 02:25:03,720 --> 02:25:05,320 him about his reception of that, Yeah. 2807 02:25:06,680 --> 02:25:08,880 We rarely do. OK. 2808 02:25:08,880 --> 02:25:11,360 So that didn't have a positive impact on him. 2809 02:25:12,320 --> 02:25:15,200 As we just made people go in there and be like nice bracelet 2810 02:25:15,240 --> 02:25:18,480 fucking idiot. I think any publicity is good 2811 02:25:18,480 --> 02:25:19,200 publicity. Surely. 2812 02:25:19,280 --> 02:25:19,760 I mean it's. Like. 2813 02:25:20,840 --> 02:25:22,480 People. Aren't going to hire them to. 2814 02:25:22,480 --> 02:25:25,400 Make a bracelet but. That's why he's doing his 2815 02:25:25,400 --> 02:25:29,160 Sabathon for 40 days, yeah. We forced him into it. 2816 02:25:29,920 --> 02:25:30,720 Yeah, OK. I'm sorry. 2817 02:25:30,720 --> 02:25:35,400 I mean, I ruined your future bracelet salesman avenues and 2818 02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:36,560 career. I'm sorry. 2819 02:25:36,880 --> 02:25:39,560 Now he has to swim in BBQ sauce for a living. 2820 02:25:40,440 --> 02:25:45,840 Yeah, yeah. He you know what power to him, 2821 02:25:46,200 --> 02:25:47,120 yeah. Exactly. 2822 02:25:47,400 --> 02:25:49,680 Yeah, the fact that he's been live for that many days. 2823 02:25:49,680 --> 02:25:52,800 Next level, they're all like. The whole Office Space 3 2824 02:25:52,840 --> 02:25:54,800 podcast. I just, I just coming from a 2825 02:25:54,800 --> 02:25:58,760 corporate background myself in the 80s, like I remember those 2826 02:25:58,760 --> 02:26:03,040 days, my first office job, guys had ashtrays on their desks, 2827 02:26:03,920 --> 02:26:07,640 guys had secretaries, guys handwrote all their memos and 2828 02:26:07,640 --> 02:26:09,960 then gave them to their secretary who would type them 2829 02:26:10,320 --> 02:26:13,880 and put them through a spirit duplicator and put them out to 2830 02:26:13,880 --> 02:26:18,680 all all staff. Like I remember some of the 2831 02:26:18,680 --> 02:26:23,280 sales guys when my first job in the 80s wore eyeliner at work. 2832 02:26:24,080 --> 02:26:28,080 Whoa, that's how cool they were. I wasn't even alive then. 2833 02:26:28,200 --> 02:26:31,360 I think those are the good old days I was in. 2834 02:26:31,360 --> 02:26:33,360 Everyone. My mom used to tell me about 2835 02:26:33,360 --> 02:26:37,280 like going to lunch break and getting drunk. 2836 02:26:37,480 --> 02:26:39,720 She would be like, yeah, you get 3 drinks at lunch. 2837 02:26:39,720 --> 02:26:41,800 That's normal. Anything more than 3 is too 2838 02:26:41,800 --> 02:26:45,040 many. But I'd go to, I'd go to learn 2839 02:26:45,040 --> 02:26:47,720 Mom Friday with the sales guys and you wouldn't go back. 2840 02:26:47,720 --> 02:26:50,320 You'd just stay there all afternoon and it was all on the 2841 02:26:50,320 --> 02:26:51,920 company. That rocks. 2842 02:26:52,080 --> 02:26:53,840 Was it everyone or just your mom? 2843 02:26:54,040 --> 02:26:56,640 So yeah, 3 drinks at lunch everyone. 2844 02:26:56,640 --> 02:26:58,880 Yeah, she said. She said her boss looked at her 2845 02:26:58,880 --> 02:27:00,960 funny. When she'd get more than 3, she 2846 02:27:00,960 --> 02:27:04,280 wanted more than three. But God. 2847 02:27:04,440 --> 02:27:08,400 Damn company. Fucking stingy Fox won't buy me 2848 02:27:08,400 --> 02:27:12,560 another drink. It's work for Christ's sake. 2849 02:27:12,560 --> 02:27:15,240 I'm gonna need 4. Imagine going to an office job, 2850 02:27:15,600 --> 02:27:18,520 being able to drink a couple a couple drinks at lunch. 2851 02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:22,400 I mean, yeah, I'm drinking right now at my job and it's awesome. 2852 02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:26,720 So I think you do these we. Usually do these at what 2:00 PM 2853 02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:28,960 Eastern Time we. Used to do them at night all the 2854 02:27:28,960 --> 02:27:31,160 time. And this is our first one at 2855 02:27:31,160 --> 02:27:34,040 night in a long time. Yeah, great timing that we've 2856 02:27:34,040 --> 02:27:37,840 got a flight at five hours. I've drank damn near half a 2857 02:27:37,840 --> 02:27:39,840 bottle of Grey Goose. I'm feeling great. 2858 02:27:40,040 --> 02:27:42,720 OK, this shit rocks. Exactly, this is the best 2859 02:27:42,720 --> 02:27:43,640 podcast. Yeah, I'd. 2860 02:27:43,640 --> 02:27:46,560 Love to do more at night, maybe a different time when I don't 2861 02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:48,200 have a flight the next morning but. 2862 02:27:49,160 --> 02:27:52,600 Oh yeah, we should wrap it up. It's it's 2 1/2 hours into this 2863 02:27:52,600 --> 02:27:53,040 one. I was. 2864 02:27:53,120 --> 02:27:55,840 I had so many questions lined up for Toastrak and his. 2865 02:27:55,840 --> 02:27:57,960 Career and everything. What's that? 2866 02:27:58,080 --> 02:28:00,280 I was. Gonna wonder as a previous 2867 02:28:00,280 --> 02:28:05,640 editor, is there any media you watch or you think of as like 2868 02:28:05,800 --> 02:28:09,240 editing inspiration? Like something where you're 2869 02:28:09,240 --> 02:28:11,920 like, they really fucking popped off with this editing. 2870 02:28:11,960 --> 02:28:13,920 This is. Yeah, I, I watched some, like 2871 02:28:13,920 --> 02:28:17,320 even reality shows. You see what's fresh now in 2872 02:28:17,320 --> 02:28:20,440 editing and you see the you see the styles people use and you 2873 02:28:20,440 --> 02:28:22,240 go, oh man, I wish I'd thought of that. 2874 02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:25,240 And it can be the dumbest shows. It can be Real Housewives. 2875 02:28:25,480 --> 02:28:29,480 But the way they do a recap when they come back from a break is 2876 02:28:29,480 --> 02:28:34,560 just some twist and some jump cuts and some fun stuff and some 2877 02:28:34,560 --> 02:28:37,680 great effects. And you just see fresh ideas and 2878 02:28:37,680 --> 02:28:39,880 you go, oh, that, this is fun. That looks fun. 2879 02:28:39,920 --> 02:28:43,240 That would be fun to make. Is there like a, like a Twitch 2880 02:28:43,240 --> 02:28:46,720 streamer where you're like they're, they've, they're doing 2881 02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:50,040 a good job with their editing or they're, they're like live 2882 02:28:50,040 --> 02:28:54,080 production of it, so to speak? Live production is a mess. 2883 02:28:54,080 --> 02:28:57,480 Live production is a total mess like everyone has. 2884 02:28:58,400 --> 02:29:00,000 And I did this for my first couple of years. 2885 02:29:00,000 --> 02:29:02,560 I thought you're supposed to have two key lights and have 2886 02:29:02,560 --> 02:29:05,000 flat lighting. That is the worst thing. 2887 02:29:05,000 --> 02:29:08,320 You just watch one YouTube video on lighting and realize you're 2888 02:29:08,320 --> 02:29:11,400 supposed to have lighting from one side and a fill light behind 2889 02:29:11,400 --> 02:29:13,560 you and like that's just basic stuff. 2890 02:29:14,000 --> 02:29:15,960 So it's. Like a soap opera or something. 2891 02:29:16,560 --> 02:29:18,000 But I steal ideas from other streams. 2892 02:29:18,000 --> 02:29:20,680 Like I actually like what Aqua's done. 2893 02:29:20,680 --> 02:29:24,640 He's got a whole den going on. He's got the couch with the TV 2894 02:29:24,640 --> 02:29:29,040 and when he's going to chat to to chat for a while, he'll sit 2895 02:29:29,040 --> 02:29:31,800 on the couch with people and have the computer there. 2896 02:29:31,800 --> 02:29:33,000 I really like that. I'm going. 2897 02:29:33,360 --> 02:29:34,880 I'm trying to lean into that actually. 2898 02:29:35,120 --> 02:29:39,800 One of the ones who just inspired me early on was 2899 02:29:39,800 --> 02:29:43,560 actually Doctor Disrespect. I thought, yeah, he would early 2900 02:29:43,560 --> 02:29:45,320 on. He had high production values. 2901 02:29:45,600 --> 02:29:48,960 And if he was gonna talk to chat for a while, he had this green 2902 02:29:48,960 --> 02:29:54,200 screen gymnasium set where he'd be full, like you see, you see 2903 02:29:54,200 --> 02:29:58,080 all of him and he'd have a clip on mic or something like that 2904 02:29:58,320 --> 02:30:00,920 and be in the locker room and be talking to chat or something 2905 02:30:00,920 --> 02:30:02,600 like that. Like I thought having a second 2906 02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:05,320 scene like that would be great. That's where I got the idea for 2907 02:30:05,320 --> 02:30:08,120 having a camera in the kitchen and like. 2908 02:30:08,200 --> 02:30:11,120 Drive during the transition to a different. 2909 02:30:11,120 --> 02:30:14,280 Yeah, that's some stuff. All that all that stuff I think 2910 02:30:14,280 --> 02:30:15,040 is great. So. 2911 02:30:15,880 --> 02:30:20,360 So I'm thinking like now for my production, I think, OK, I'm the 2912 02:30:20,360 --> 02:30:22,240 fucking grandfather of Targov. I'm not. 2913 02:30:22,240 --> 02:30:26,840 I like the Mr. Rogers of streaming, so when you come to 2914 02:30:26,840 --> 02:30:28,800 my stream, it's like you're in my house. 2915 02:30:28,800 --> 02:30:30,440 That's why I got rid of the green screen. 2916 02:30:30,760 --> 02:30:32,640 You should get. A little Rascal. 2917 02:30:32,840 --> 02:30:36,280 To. Ride as a transition between 2918 02:30:36,280 --> 02:30:37,600 places. Like. 2919 02:30:37,600 --> 02:30:41,720 Spanky. Or I get in a big balloon like. 2920 02:30:42,240 --> 02:30:43,120 You. Should get on one of those. 2921 02:30:43,120 --> 02:30:46,240 Electric Stair. Cars or whatever those fucking 2922 02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:48,720 little chairs are that bring you up a staircase. 2923 02:30:49,160 --> 02:30:52,600 I thought I go from one screen by coming in the front door and 2924 02:30:52,600 --> 02:30:56,280 take off my work shoes and put on my slippers and my cardigan. 2925 02:30:56,280 --> 02:30:58,280 Oh. That'd be great, yeah. 2926 02:30:58,840 --> 02:31:01,240 And you, dude? Just for a bit you should do 2927 02:31:01,240 --> 02:31:03,880 like a, hey, I'm going to make a martini and then just have a 2928 02:31:03,880 --> 02:31:08,880 camera with you and a cane like slowly and try to like make it a 2929 02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:12,760 10 minute walk to the kitchen. Because it's parasocial. 2930 02:31:12,760 --> 02:31:16,800 Like streaming is para streaming is company is you have it on for 2931 02:31:16,840 --> 02:31:20,120 hours while you do other stuff. And it's company. 2932 02:31:20,480 --> 02:31:23,480 So it's, it's a sitcom. It's, it's you're visiting Pop 2933 02:31:23,480 --> 02:31:26,760 Pop's house, you know, watch him make a cup of tea. 2934 02:31:26,760 --> 02:31:29,960 Oops, it's a martini. And he's and then he's often now 2935 02:31:31,360 --> 02:31:33,760 he's now he's saying how the young people do it wrong. 2936 02:31:33,760 --> 02:31:37,880 You know, I think that that so the streams that do that. 2937 02:31:37,880 --> 02:31:40,840 So AC was actually doing that. But you know. 2938 02:31:41,800 --> 02:31:43,200 Have you seen that guy that bleed? 2939 02:31:43,200 --> 02:31:47,000 Into AI love burnt peanut. I've played with burnt peanut. 2940 02:31:47,000 --> 02:31:47,880 He's oh. You have. 2941 02:31:48,120 --> 02:31:50,960 That guy rocks, Yeah. Yeah, that guy you can keep. 2942 02:31:50,960 --> 02:31:53,120 Him up with him, he is on another level. 2943 02:31:53,360 --> 02:31:57,160 Yeah, he's amazing. He's just added 500,000 2944 02:31:57,160 --> 02:31:59,160 followers playing Arc Raider or something like that. 2945 02:31:59,520 --> 02:32:02,000 You look at him in stream charts, he's fucking killing 2946 02:32:02,000 --> 02:32:05,840 him. The main guy on TikTok, on 2947 02:32:05,840 --> 02:32:08,240 Twitter, Yeah, he saw everything. 2948 02:32:08,360 --> 02:32:10,080 He's he's. Completely blowing up. 2949 02:32:10,440 --> 02:32:13,000 Yeah, he's, he's so funny. Great character. 2950 02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:15,000 He's. And he's, he's like a doctor. 2951 02:32:15,000 --> 02:32:19,120 Disrespect, but not a pedophile, which is a huge boon to him. 2952 02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:19,960 I think it's. A great place. 2953 02:32:20,080 --> 02:32:22,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's really funny. 2954 02:32:22,920 --> 02:32:27,360 Yeah, yet you're, you're, you're in dangerous doctor disrespect. 2955 02:32:28,000 --> 02:32:30,640 If you're a minor around Youtubers or streamers, you're 2956 02:32:30,640 --> 02:32:33,120 in fucking dangerous territory. Get out. 2957 02:32:33,480 --> 02:32:37,680 I remember when Peanut was just a regular streamer of Takov. 2958 02:32:37,680 --> 02:32:40,920 I remember seeing his streams and he was just an average guy 2959 02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:43,320 and he's just come up with his character and then totally 2960 02:32:43,320 --> 02:32:46,040 leaned into it and now throwing money at it as well. 2961 02:32:46,040 --> 02:32:48,440 And it's just. Seen all the offshoots coming 2962 02:32:48,440 --> 02:32:52,440 out in the woodwork so I've seen a couple like random vegetables. 2963 02:32:52,440 --> 02:32:54,000 Fake stuff. Fake peanuts. 2964 02:32:54,560 --> 02:32:57,560 Yeah, yeah, we're, it's like I'm the banana man or something. 2965 02:32:57,600 --> 02:32:59,920 It's like they're doing the exact like kind. 2966 02:32:59,920 --> 02:33:03,640 Of and all their comments are just like, you're not him dude. 2967 02:33:04,280 --> 02:33:06,160 You're. Not you're not peanut. 2968 02:33:06,160 --> 02:33:09,080 You're a shitty peanut. I changed one thing about my 2969 02:33:09,080 --> 02:33:12,600 stream because of Peanut, because it's so when Peanut is 2970 02:33:12,600 --> 02:33:15,960 playing the game, he's looking off camera at the at the 2971 02:33:15,960 --> 02:33:19,400 computer and then when he looks at chat, he looks straight down 2972 02:33:19,400 --> 02:33:21,720 the barrel and he's looking at chat. 2973 02:33:22,000 --> 02:33:23,680 I thought, fuck, how does he do that? 2974 02:33:23,680 --> 02:33:27,320 I mean, of course he, he's, he's, I mean, he's not AV Tuber, 2975 02:33:27,320 --> 02:33:30,880 he's AP Tuber. But so I actually changed my 2976 02:33:30,880 --> 02:33:34,640 setup so that I moved my camera to be right next to my chat 2977 02:33:34,640 --> 02:33:37,400 window. So, so I used to be down the 2978 02:33:37,400 --> 02:33:41,240 barrel because I thought I should be on camera while I'm 2979 02:33:41,240 --> 02:33:44,000 playing because that's what I'm doing most of the time and look 2980 02:33:44,000 --> 02:33:48,040 and I look off camera to chat. But now, now I look at camera 2981 02:33:48,040 --> 02:33:51,520 when I look at chat. So you get that connection when 2982 02:33:51,520 --> 02:33:55,400 you you know what you need to. Get even one step further, you 2983 02:33:55,400 --> 02:33:58,840 need to get something called the Elgato Prompter. 2984 02:33:58,840 --> 02:34:00,840 It's a teleprompter. You can. 2985 02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:06,080 Put it over your lens and then you can literally have your chat 2986 02:34:07,200 --> 02:34:11,000 as a teleprompter and so you'll lock eyes with the camera when 2987 02:34:11,000 --> 02:34:12,880 you read chat. Like looking right at the. 2988 02:34:12,880 --> 02:34:14,960 Camera. Imagine anything worse. 2989 02:34:15,080 --> 02:34:17,400 If you take. If you if you take it one step 2990 02:34:17,400 --> 02:34:19,760 further, you could put technically when you get one of 2991 02:34:19,760 --> 02:34:24,360 those Elgato teleprompters, it is a another monitor hookup. 2992 02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:29,000 And so you could put the game on the teleprompter and just lock 2993 02:34:29,040 --> 02:34:33,160 your eyes with the fucking stream the entire time as you're 2994 02:34:33,160 --> 02:34:34,240 playing the game. The whole time. 2995 02:34:34,720 --> 02:34:38,880 Yeah, just imagine that just being just staring directly into 2996 02:34:38,880 --> 02:34:40,120 the camera the entire time you're. 2997 02:34:40,320 --> 02:34:42,600 Playing product from Elgato, you say? 2998 02:34:42,600 --> 02:34:43,600 Yeah. Elgato. 2999 02:34:43,720 --> 02:34:46,160 What a great brand, yeah. Yeah. 3000 02:34:47,400 --> 02:34:51,360 Now I I like the looking off camera to the game and making 3001 02:34:51,360 --> 02:34:53,000 eye contact like that's what Peanut does. 3002 02:34:53,000 --> 02:34:53,840 Yeah, it's so. You go. 3003 02:34:54,000 --> 02:34:56,360 Go yes, you connect, you connect. 3004 02:34:56,360 --> 02:35:00,000 Yeah, when I lock eyes with a peanut it ignites a firing 3005 02:35:00,360 --> 02:35:01,600 somewhere. Probably I eat it. 3006 02:35:01,600 --> 02:35:02,680 You might. Have an allergy? 3007 02:35:04,800 --> 02:35:06,800 That's funny too. You might have an allergy. 3008 02:35:06,800 --> 02:35:13,240 That's really funny. I feel I feel so sorry for poop. 3009 02:35:13,240 --> 02:35:16,160 He has to get up and like not that many hours. 3010 02:35:16,160 --> 02:35:18,960 You need to go to sleep. So I'm going to do you want to 3011 02:35:18,960 --> 02:35:21,240 call it quits here into the episode? 3012 02:35:21,440 --> 02:35:24,120 I don't want to but. I think we. 3013 02:35:24,120 --> 02:35:26,200 Have I'm totally fucked for tomorrow. 3014 02:35:26,200 --> 02:35:28,600 I it's, it's, you know, it's Hardy. 3015 02:35:29,040 --> 02:35:31,640 I just want to say I've heard that being a guest on your 3016 02:35:31,640 --> 02:35:38,560 podcast is a dispiriting, the soul destroying experience and 3017 02:35:38,560 --> 02:35:40,480 I've had just had the best time today. 3018 02:35:41,320 --> 02:35:45,920 There we fucking go. There we go. 1st guest ever 3019 02:35:46,480 --> 02:35:51,560 immediate positive reception. This is a This is one for the 3020 02:35:51,560 --> 02:35:55,760 record books. I do message us in a week if you 3021 02:35:55,760 --> 02:35:58,800 change your mind. You know, I even if you change 3022 02:35:58,800 --> 02:35:59,720 your mind, I don't want to hear it. 3023 02:36:00,160 --> 02:36:02,840 Honestly, I'm just going to keep this one little moment. 3024 02:36:03,320 --> 02:36:05,400 The take. Away I got from watching other 3025 02:36:05,400 --> 02:36:07,120 guests is they don't get a word in. 3026 02:36:07,120 --> 02:36:11,120 So I just, I just barrel through you guys and get my word in 3027 02:36:11,120 --> 02:36:12,640 whenever I have something. You did well. 3028 02:36:12,640 --> 02:36:15,040 Yeah, you did. Well, that's my tip for future 3029 02:36:15,040 --> 02:36:16,200 guests. You did. 3030 02:36:16,240 --> 02:36:18,280 Very well. I tried to even cut into you a 3031 02:36:18,280 --> 02:36:21,280 couple times just by habit and you just kept going. 3032 02:36:21,360 --> 02:36:23,720 I just have that boomer energy and. 3033 02:36:24,520 --> 02:36:26,680 Elbow your way in. You know. 3034 02:36:26,920 --> 02:36:29,280 Exactly what you need to do as a guest here. 3035 02:36:29,880 --> 02:36:32,920 You know, you know who my favorite guy that was able to 3036 02:36:33,000 --> 02:36:36,720 cut through the shit was that Rick Levine, our astrologer. 3037 02:36:36,720 --> 02:36:39,400 Oh, yeah. And he, there was 1 moment where 3038 02:36:39,400 --> 02:36:42,440 I think I interrupted him or you interrupt him and he goes, oh, 3039 02:36:42,440 --> 02:36:44,920 I'm sorry. I must have been speaking when 3040 02:36:44,920 --> 02:36:46,600 you were speaking or something. Like he made it. 3041 02:36:47,000 --> 02:36:50,280 He made it seem like it was his fault, which made you seem like 3042 02:36:50,280 --> 02:36:53,680 a complete Dick because we're obviously the ones that 3043 02:36:53,680 --> 02:36:55,800 interrupted him. I forget exactly what he said, 3044 02:36:55,800 --> 02:36:58,880 but it put us in our place immediately and. 3045 02:36:59,120 --> 02:37:00,720 Which we need. We need. 3046 02:37:00,760 --> 02:37:04,280 Our witness. Yeah, we're really bad at 3047 02:37:04,320 --> 02:37:08,000 incorporating. Kingsley, you just talk and talk 3048 02:37:08,000 --> 02:37:09,880 and I'd be like, what? And then I'd just. 3049 02:37:10,000 --> 02:37:12,920 We keep going. I'm yeah, this is like 90% of 3050 02:37:12,920 --> 02:37:14,720 what I say. It's like I hear something the 3051 02:37:14,720 --> 02:37:17,560 guest says. I'm like, what if it'd be funny 3052 02:37:17,560 --> 02:37:22,120 if I said this right now? And it's, yeah, probably not 3053 02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:23,480 great for. That it's usually true. 3054 02:37:23,480 --> 02:37:27,240 It's usually true, you know. But anyways, toast Rack, thank 3055 02:37:27,240 --> 02:37:30,360 you so much for coming on the show pleasure. 3056 02:37:30,520 --> 02:37:32,720 Do you want to plug your Twitch? What's your twitch? 3057 02:37:34,160 --> 02:37:39,360 Toast rack T I'm toast rack TV on everything Toast rack TV. 3058 02:37:39,840 --> 02:37:44,440 On everything TikTok. YouTube, Twitter, you name it. 3059 02:37:45,560 --> 02:37:47,280 That's awesome. Thank you for coming on. 3060 02:37:47,400 --> 02:37:51,520 And he just released some Christmas merch on papapoop.com 3061 02:37:51,520 --> 02:37:54,120 that he tried to get out last year and he forgot. 3062 02:37:54,680 --> 02:37:56,040 But I think he just released that. 3063 02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:57,280 So he should plug this. So he. 3064 02:37:57,400 --> 02:37:59,000 Need to do that. I need to do that. 3065 02:37:59,240 --> 02:38:03,760 Thanks guys. All right, later, guys.