1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,440 If one of these psycho patrons shows up at the house, you know 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,800 I'm going to be the one fighting him. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:09,040 When he gets really scared he like shoots anal gland juice 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,960 like a skunk. Which I don't want to do. 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:16,720 Well, I guess if I can be, you know, the vessel to release your 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,880 rage. I honestly don't want to fight 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,960 anybody right now. Just let it go. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,000 Hey, what's up guys? Welcome to another Forehead 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,360 Fables podcast. It has been quite some time 10 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,560 since our last one. We are. 11 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,480 We do have a good excuse though, slightly. 12 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,760 Now we know there is no excuse, no. 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,680 I was kind of. Please forgive me. 14 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,360 Please. I was. 15 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,040 Trying to give you like an out if you didn't I there was some 16 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,200 definitely some tearful phone calls that were had it's. 17 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,360 Not tearful. I was, you know, I handled it 18 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,240 like a champ. And a biblical flood happened in 19 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,040 my basement and I felt like the third monkey on the ramp to 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,840 Noah's Ark. Brother, it's still raining. 21 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,720 There's Stillwater coming into my house. 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,440 I feel a bit of the fool, but I also learned a good life lesson 23 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:18,560 and that's to not trust anyone, even the former hero owner of 24 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,960 this home. Wait, you mean the guy that had 25 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,880 a vested interest in you buying the home? 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,280 He you're saying he would lie to you about whether or not the 27 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,880 basement would flood. I'm not saying it, you know, 28 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,200 allegedly I got my lawyers involved. 29 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,320 I'm just you know what the fucked up thing is too is he's 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:41,640 text me recently and offered me furniture and when the basement 31 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,360 was flooding and filling with water I just wanted to text him 32 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,080 and be like I'm going to kill. You. 33 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,520 Girl like, yeah, meet me, meet me here, meet me here, right? 34 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,840 Now I'll drown you in the basement. 35 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,400 I'll drown you in an inch of water. 36 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,880 Yeah. Can you, can you help me bring 37 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,240 it down to the dry ass basement wires hanging? 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:05,360 Yeah, basically, like when I got the house, I knew flooding could 39 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:12,280 be an issue, but I'm a stupid fucking idiot. 40 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:17,440 And when the seller and the, you know, the listing agent, 41 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,840 everyone was like, they've lived here for 15 years and never had 42 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,480 an issue and they completely waterproofed everything. 43 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,760 So if there is an issue, like everything will be fine. 44 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,840 They've sealed in the basement. They've, you know, done drains 45 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,920 and what not. First heavy rain of the year. 46 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,320 As the homeowner of this beautiful property, a complete 47 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:42,160 devastation in the basement right after I spent weeks 48 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,080 because my girlfriend wanted the garage clean, taking everything 49 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,600 from the garage and putting it in the basement. 50 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,160 Did she want to park in the garage? 51 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,080 I don't know if there's room for the trees and the swings, but 52 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,200 no, we just wanted the garage to be a little better. 53 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,840 So we had a nice spot to put the dogs when we have guests over, 54 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,560 minus Pip. Pip's good with people. 55 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:11,800 But the other dogs, they're terrors. 56 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,840 They're terrors. They're they're they're 57 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,160 actually, I mean, I could show them on camera. 58 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,240 They're like sweet. One of them has what I'd 59 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,960 describe as Pennywise eyes, and they look like this. 60 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,440 And sometimes he makes me incredibly uncomfortable because 61 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,840 I'll just be sitting on the couch and he'll be sitting 62 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:38,680 directly next to me just like completely, like staring. 63 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,240 And he like kind of likes to keep to his own. 64 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,360 And when he gets that close to me, like he's not going to 65 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,160 attack me. But like when I used to smoke 66 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,680 weed, you smoke some weed and you look at this dog, you're 67 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,000 going to get freaked out. And I don't want that to happen 68 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,800 to my guests. So we keep them caged in the 69 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,360 garage. And you know, I should include 70 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,080 some images here. I know I can do that now. 71 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:08,400 Maybe I'll upload them in. But I had spent a while making 72 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,120 one of the rooms in the basement for that bachelor party. 73 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,240 Like a real man cave. You know I'm talking speakers, 74 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,920 TV, mini fridge, like 15 foot rug keep. 75 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,840 In mind, this is after somebody had told you. 76 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:29,440 Zeechum who I thought too fearful because I know he has 77 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,720 like 5 sump pumps and constant flooding. 78 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,600 He told me don't put anything in that basement and I said it's 79 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,040 not that big of a house. Like I got to put stuff in the 80 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:44,520 basement and when I called him during the flood he took a good 81 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,720 20 seconds of I told you so as before offering aid. 82 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:53,920 Also, the idiot asshole, honestly pretty nice guy, but 83 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,480 the asshole idiot that owned the house before me, he has his sump 84 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,920 pump, so don't get up in arms. Where's your sump pump? 85 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,320 It the basement's not graded in a way where anything flows into 86 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,400 it, It's uphill. The drain is higher than the 87 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,560 rest of the basement. Yeah, famously where drains go 88 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:17,120 is way higher than the rest. And he left what I thought was 89 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:23,600 an epic boon when he moved out, he left about 50 boxes of thin 90 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,040 brick, which is like brick veneer. 91 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,880 It's made of brick, but they're like little thin slabs. 92 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,000 You put them around a fucking fireplace or whatever. 93 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,680 He left like 50 boxes. And I looked up, they're like 94 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,800 $80 a box. So I was like, I can, you know, 95 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:42,040 I can get a couple $1000 if I can sell these off overtime, you 96 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,600 know, maybe I sell them for like 50 bucks. 97 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:48,520 I gave some to my friends when the flood happened. 98 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:54,720 It got high enough that all three layers high of boxes were 99 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,520 completely drenched in cardboard. 100 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,760 I'd just spend like a day just fucking pulling brick. 101 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,640 I mean, I it's 2500 pieces of thin brick total that I had to 102 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,840 put on shelves down there. I've just got loose brick 103 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,600 everywhere in the basement. I can't sell that my loose 104 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,360 brick. And every. 105 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,680 This is just on me too. This is a learning thing. 106 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,440 Everything I had down there was in a cardboard box basically. 107 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,400 And so every, you know, I had to, I had to get all the fucking 108 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:32,200 cardboard out before it molded. And my chill room that I'd made 109 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,640 is just devastated. So I had to take all that shit 110 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,840 out, put it all back in the garage. 111 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,560 Now the garage is disgusting again. 112 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:45,360 And this was last weekend. I finally got it all good and 113 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:51,400 dry and today it is raining again and there's already water 114 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:56,080 back there and I think I know the culprit because really, you 115 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,280 know when you got these kinds of issues, it's about getting the 116 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:02,840 water away from the house. His gutters are all fucked up 117 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,280 and the ones that go underground are completely destroyed with 118 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,760 roots and clogged and for some reason filled with light bulbs 119 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,560 which I'm not quite sure. I think they just came off the 120 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,080 roof from Christmas. But they're not like little tiny 121 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,680 Christmas lights. You just get these fucking 3 122 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,520 inch Christmas lights. That's the long ones. 123 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,120 Yeah, and the back porch has like an overhang and it's just 124 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:34,280 pulling underneath that. So yeah, I think I'm going to, I 125 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,440 guess I'm going to get like a trencher. 126 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,960 Oh, man. And like probably put in a 127 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,600 French drain or something. I've been told that would be a 128 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:50,400 good idea and get all the water away from the house. 129 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,000 I'm honestly this this makes me like that much more appreciative 130 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,880 of how my house was handled because it's really rare to have 131 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,440 a house with a basement in Florida. 132 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:04,000 You must never see it. Yeah, and my house has a 133 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,040 basement and there's hurricanes all the time. 134 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,080 Giant thunderstorms were like, I see a river of water going 135 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,480 around my house. It just goes into the front 136 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,400 yard. And. 137 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,400 Then diverts. I did have to put like a small 138 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:23,960 retaining wall to just make sure that the water kept going before 139 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,840 kind of flattening out into my backyard. 140 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,280 But my basement is dry. It is crisp and dry down here. 141 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,880 It don't even stink. This is good. 142 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,400 My basement stinks like mold and my head hurts and I'm tired 143 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:44,520 because of spores and also my backyard is a downwards facing 144 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:51,560 hell towards my house. It's all bad and I don't know, I 145 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,760 just, I know like I'll get nothing out of texting that guy, 146 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,760 but I just almost want to text him and be like, you lied to me, 147 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,280 you lied to me. Just be like, don't, don't 148 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,120 threaten anything. Just be like, I just want you to 149 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,480 know that you said that this doesn't flood and it's flooded 150 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,560 repeatedly and you've hurt my feelings. 151 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,000 My feelings are hurt. I. 152 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,000 I trust man. Humanity less other people in 153 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,240 the future, their relationships are going to be diminished 154 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:22,600 because of how you treated me. You tricked A homely metrosexual 155 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,320 into purchasing a property that he was not equipped to deal 156 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,400 with. Yeah, now the problem is, as 157 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,200 I've mentioned before, he's like the hero of the neighborhood, 158 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,360 and everyone around here fucking loves him. 159 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,720 So I don't even know if I'm going to text him that, because 160 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,160 then what? All the neighbors, they all like 161 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,280 hang out. They're going to all hate me. 162 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,960 The mailman's his good friend. You don't want to. 163 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,480 Tell the mailman what he did, man. 164 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,200 The mailman wanted to buy this house. 165 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,240 Do you think he would have told him? 166 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:54,080 You tell him I saved you, I saved you, Mr. Mailman. 167 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,640 Did you know this guy gave me a fucking just a leaky A leaky 168 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,720 ship? Because you know what mail men 169 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,240 love? Cardboard boxes. 170 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,080 They fucking love. You probably. 171 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,360 Would have had stationary down there, all sorts of paper stuff. 172 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,880 Got all my letters on the ground in my basement where I keep them 173 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,080 safe. All the mail for the week I'll 174 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,520 put down here. Yeah, it's been a, it's been a 175 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,320 nightmare, but, but there's been good to come from it too, 176 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,480 because now I know how to deal with it if it happens again in 177 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,000 the future. I spent, I spent like 3 days 178 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,160 straight, like 15 hours down there just sump pumping. 179 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,080 I also found out, I'm pretty sure that the thin brick boxes 180 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:45,960 were strategic because I felt like there's something all the 181 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,240 there's so much water coming from underneath them that I felt 182 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,520 like they were hiding something And there's just holes drilled 183 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:58,520 into the ground right through the foundation that were pouring 184 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,280 water out. I know that must have some 185 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:08,760 reason or rhyme, but now I know I have the tenacity to sump pump 186 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:14,640 or not sump pump to shop vac. And there were points where it 187 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:19,520 was actually, I got in such a rhythm, you know, suck it up, 188 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:25,680 unplug it, grab it up, dump it in the pit where everything else 189 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,880 in the world disappeared. All my other taxes, bills, you 190 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,960 know, car, everything disappeared. 191 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,000 And it was just deal with this water. 192 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,720 And in a way, it was a very simple and almost nice time 193 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,960 where all my family left me alone. 194 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,840 Nobody called me. I said, listen, it's flooding. 195 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,880 Don't call me. I don't listen. 196 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,040 Nothing was expected of me. I had meals made for me, for my 197 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,720 sacrifice and. It almost makes you want to get 198 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,320 like cancer or something, doesn't it? 199 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,160 Give you like a person over be so nice to me. 200 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,640 That's why my arms in this cast today. 201 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:08,320 But yeah I was I got I started listening to a new audio book. 202 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,920 You know there there was there was beauty in it. 203 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,120 Now that being said it raining so hard outside. 204 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,280 I don't want to go back down there and I think this time I'm 205 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,840 just, I got everything off the ground. 206 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,080 I'm just going to let it flood. I don't care anymore. 207 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,600 Eventually if it gets high enough, some of it will go in 208 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,040 the sump pit. So. 209 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,200 Do you think that guy had all that that brick in there because 210 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,600 he was going to put some like self leveller down and then just 211 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:46,520 lay a a brick floor so that it was sloped towards the sump? 212 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,080 Pit. I'll tell you right now because 213 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:55,160 I I used two boxes of it. I got $150.00 a brick to try to 214 00:12:55,160 --> 00:13:00,360 make a dam at one point and the water goes right through it and 215 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,760 even if it touches the bottom, it soaks all the way through. 216 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,440 It's not. Oh, it's like a sponge. 217 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,560 It's a sponge brick. It's not like hydrophobic. 218 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:11,440 It's it's incredibly absorbent. OK, So I don't know what he was 219 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:15,960 going to do with all that brick. It almost feels like both He hid 220 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:23,360 the problem with it and was like you can have this, I'm sorry. 221 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,680 Yeah. I'm sorry I tricked you. 222 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,560 Here's 50 boxes of brick. That will immediately get 223 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,400 damaged the first time it gets wet. 224 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,560 Well, I should have sold it a lot quicker because now I should 225 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,640 send the picture. I just have a metal shelf with 226 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,240 1000 bricks on it and it's it's like bending it's. 227 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:46,600 Blowing and every shelf because. It's so incredibly heavy. 228 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,160 It's each one of those boxes as heavy as fuck. 229 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,280 So yeah, it's kind of, I mean, it's a little funny of a 230 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,160 situation. You can't help but laugh at 231 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,880 points of it because, I mean, what are you going to do? 232 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,680 Like, I knew I'd be down there for a while. 233 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:07,560 So the first day, sorry, my eyes were so dry. 234 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,880 I fret a lot. I fretted and then I accepted. 235 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,320 I. Remember, you called me like 236 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,200 last week at some point and you were like, hey, it's all over. 237 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,800 Everything's flooding. And then I called you on like 238 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,360 Sunday. I was like, how's it going, bro? 239 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,200 You want to do a podcast on Monday? 240 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,480 And you're like, I'm still down here. 241 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,400 I'm squeegeeing. I got my family here. 242 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,840 Could hear the fucking slapping of wet feet on the. 243 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,000 Shut up. My mom and stepdad, they came up 244 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,280 with their truck to to take away a bunch of the boxes. 245 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,240 So that was a pretty clutch because the first night I 246 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,400 remember just looking at it all I'm just like. 247 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,440 Overwhelmed. Yeah, I'm pretty like, what do 248 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,040 you even do? I've been down there for like 12 249 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,920 hours and I'm like there's nowhere to put the brake, like 250 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,760 there's nowhere to. I was taking it to the garage 251 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,760 and then the boxes would get wet and then I'd drag water to the 252 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,080 house. But they helped a lot, so. 253 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,120 That's awesome. It's like a community it. 254 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:06,720 Is yeah, there is always like a a It is awesome having a family 255 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,000 when they help you. But my family was always it was 256 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,080 it was like a one way St. like I never got much assistance. 257 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,600 It was always like, Sam, go mow, go mow my grass. 258 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,840 If you would come on, I get you a Christmas present every year. 259 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,800 Mow my grass and I'd go mow the grass or I'd go, Oh my God, 260 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,000 dude. One of the worst mistakes a 261 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,880 young man can have before you have your own life. 262 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:34,400 Having any technical skill that. I I acted like I had no idea 263 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,600 what the fuck a tape measure was for my entire teenage years. 264 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,360 My uncles like you don't know how to use a tape measure. 265 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,480 I was like no, I can't figure it. 266 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,160 Out I know what 4 inches on the tape measure means. 267 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,800 But like, you know, breaking it down to like sixteenths of 268 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,560 inches, like the little lines and stuff. 269 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,320 And he he was like, you can't figure that out. 270 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,280 I'm like, no, because I knew the second I knew. 271 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,320 Damn boy, stupid dude. That wasn't called weaponized 272 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,480 incompetence. Yeah, I did that shit. 273 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,360 That was my they. Thought I was lame. 274 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,200 That was my bread and butter because my brother was like, of 275 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,120 course I knew how to read a fucking tape measure. 276 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,280 Well, guess where that asshole was every weekend? 277 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,000 Helping my uncle out. But no, owning a pickup truck 278 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:17,480 when you're a teen or in your early 20s, your family will run 279 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,520 your ass. Ragging, moving shit, pulling 280 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,920 shit, getting rid of stuff. Dude, I didn't buy this truck to 281 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,040 fucking do work for you, you know? 282 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,320 Not having a car at all. They can't. 283 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,200 They can't have me. You guys, I keep bringing up 284 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,160 this car because they know about the podcast. 285 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,000 Cars are dope until you don't have one and then you very 286 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,240 quickly. How comfortable is this? 287 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,840 Who had to pick up the bread for the cafe every week? 288 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,480 Guess who doesn't have to anymore? 289 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,160 This guy. For my family business of people 290 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,680 that support me and love me, get fucked. 291 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,200 Dude my my uncle like had a moment where he sat me down and 292 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,320 he was like dude, you don't have a car and I. 293 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,040 You're a bum. My phone like I just one time, 294 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,040 like I, I was like, I don't have enough money to pay for my phone 295 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,760 bill. So I just stopped and he was 296 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,000 like, you don't have a phone. I might not just call like my 297 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,680 mom or whatever. She might be able to get a hold 298 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,280 of me or like call Abby. He was like, dude, you, you 299 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,680 can't just not have a way to get around no phone. 300 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,680 I'm like, that's how you spent most of your life. 301 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,160 Was just, he was a guy that always talked about how great 302 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,960 the 70s and 80s were. Yeah, you had a bicycle and you 303 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,920 had no phone. It was the most freeing part of 304 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,240 my life because I knew I wasn't just like 1 phone call away. 305 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,640 People had to go track me down. It's incredible. 306 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,360 To default my bread crumbs. They led astray. 307 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:43,200 Yeah, I I got accused a lot as a child of using weaponized 308 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,280 incontinence. That's what I call it. 309 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,560 Where I would just be in the bathroom a lot at key moments, 310 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,440 having to poop. Oh. 311 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,280 Yeah, dude, I'd love to help you out with this. 312 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,720 I just got to go take a shit real quick. 313 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,640 Well dude, like. He's been 40 minutes. 314 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,840 I am. Really appreciative that they 315 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:03,400 came up and helped me this time. But like, I, I was so sick of it 316 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,960 as a kid because of the damn well, the family business and 317 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,320 the cottages, they're like they, I was constantly just doing 318 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,000 shit. So I try to sneak away, you 319 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,800 know, after like sports and then homework. 320 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,120 It's like, I want to play some Xbox. 321 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,160 And they'd, they'd always talk about their like it was the 322 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,960 greatest crime in the world. They'd be like, sometimes when 323 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,600 we needed you, you'd, we'd turn around, you'd be in your room. 324 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:32,760 Like, yeah, I loved my room. I wanted to play Xbox and you 325 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,200 know, sometimes you're in the toilet. 326 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:42,440 Well, sometimes I do have to poop and it's but I I do after 327 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,200 they came in clutch with that, I'm going to be a better son. 328 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,480 No more. No more strategic poops in times 329 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,600 of need. There was a, there was an era 330 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:57,000 when my, my brother moved in with my grandparents and in 331 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,080 exchange for free room and board, he was, he was to do 332 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,760 chores around the house and they had a laundry list and they're 333 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,160 like, we need this cleaned out. We need vines removed from the 334 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,200 trees. We need new flower beds built. 335 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,720 We need they had a bunch of crap and my grandfather had nothing 336 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,520 to do all day except for to just Lord over him and make sure he 337 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,000 was doing it. My brother would, he would go 338 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,200 into the bathroom to poop and be in there for like an hour and a 339 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,880 half. Like he would just like hide in 340 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,840 the bathroom on his phone. That's where you got to go 341 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,000 sometimes and my because they can only be so mad at you for if 342 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,600 you're like, it's not coming. Well, they ended up slipping 343 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,960 laxatives into his food because they were like, he's he asked to 344 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,520 be constipated. That's why he's in there. 345 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,480 So, so they started like doping his medicine, like putting, they 346 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,240 put laxatives in his food to clear him out and he finally had 347 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,880 to like come come clean with him. 348 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,440 He was like, dude, it's I'm not actually pooping. 349 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,720 I'm just on the phone in there and I mean, I'm jerking off. 350 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,960 Yeah, I'm. Probably fucking jerking off 351 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,360 too. Yeah, living with your 352 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,840 grandparents is a special sentence in hell. 353 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,960 That it it sucks. In a way too. 354 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,720 It does make you weird. Any kid that grew up with their 355 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,160 grandparents is always a little. You can tell, yeah, they they 356 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,760 were like, they're a middle ground between homeschooled kid 357 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,160 and public school kids. Yeah, yes, absolutely. 358 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,480 Like they can still do some things. 359 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,880 Yeah. Normal. 360 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,800 They're like an Amish. Kid at the end of Rums. 361 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,320 Yeah. You know, they're, they're like, 362 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,720 they kind of know how the world works, but not quite. 363 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,560 Yeah. And they're like just fucking 364 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,040 weirdos, dude. Like what? 365 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:45,040 Your parents aren't around. Yeah, I've said this before, but 366 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,720 I I definitely learned the wrong lessons too, which sucks for me 367 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,600 for my parents like working me all the time is that I'm more 368 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,360 just I think it made me like the laziest guy ever because of how 369 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,080 often I just try to get out of it. 370 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,840 It just gave me an aversion to like. 371 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,640 Labor, yeah. All that shit, yeah. 372 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,680 I was more like, OK, I'm free when I got to college. 373 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,520 God, college was so awesome for that. 374 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,440 Except for I did have to work at the restaurant during college at 375 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,680 a point and that sucked. I missed out on the college 376 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,640 years. I kind of wished a. 377 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,360 Listed. I got drafted. 378 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,560 Basically. I told my mom I'm like, I can't, 379 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,440 I'm at college, I've got a job here. 380 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,240 She's like, I don't give a fuck. This is a family business. 381 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,160 You're going to drive home every day and I'm like, fuck, if I 382 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,360 only didn't have a car then I could have been even more 383 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,960 afraid. Dude, you didn't just tell her 384 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,840 no. I don't think you. 385 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,200 I don't think you've. I've met. 386 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,880 Her she clearly I feel like telling her no would be. 387 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,520 It would be scary. It's not something you do. 388 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,560 Yeah, it's something I've tried to do many times. 389 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,560 And then she's got this incredible way of. 390 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,000 Guilting you. Guilting you and I'm very 391 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,920 susceptible to a guilt trip and both my parents know it. 392 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,880 And they they've molded your mind to be susceptible to guilt 393 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,360 trips. Yeah. 394 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,840 They've, they use, I mean, it's like they have a little bell 395 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,960 that they can ring. They've like Pavlov me. 396 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,720 And to them they just have to say a couple key phrases and 397 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,680 then I'll go above and beyond and they know it. 398 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,440 And that's how I, I've even lost a lot of my, I lost my fucking, 399 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,000 my little ski, my little ski thing. 400 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,200 I've talked about this. My, I had my beautiful, 401 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:32,000 beautiful Christmas village and the Peace Day resistance was a 402 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,240 ski, ski slope where they you plug it in and they go down and 403 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,480 then they go up and then they go down. 404 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,680 I love that thing. And I knew my mom loved it too. 405 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:46,680 And after a big fight where it seemed like I had basically 406 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,960 like, you know, killed her. So the way she talked about it, 407 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,120 it was like the worst thing ever. 408 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,480 And not just like Moody guy snaps, you know, a little. 409 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,400 I gave it to her, yeah. And she said I have a wound. 410 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,000 That's what she wanted the whole time. 411 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,680 A wound that can only be bandaged by miniatures. 412 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,080 Every time I go over there around Christmas, she's like, 413 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:13,960 have you noticed where I put it? No, I I do love my mom, though. 414 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,600 She's just a little scary, but I think she's had to be. 415 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,960 She was raised scary by scary people and she's tough. 416 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,320 She's a bad ass. I mean, I'm just she's a 417 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,520 matriarch. I submit, I submit and one day 418 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,080 she will listen to one of these podcasts and I will be probably 419 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,640 giving her something even grant her. 420 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,160 Yeah. A grandchild or something? 421 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,160 NAFTA. Well, I was. 422 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,600 I was going to say that. Oh, not her. 423 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,360 I was going to say that one of the most powerful things that I 424 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,400 learned as an adult was how to tell my family no. 425 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,160 And then I realized that your mom will eventually listen to 426 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,480 this and I don't want her thinking that I'm on your. 427 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:02,560 Side, yeah, so I think. You're, you know, your mom's not 428 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,960 always going to be around. Sometimes they end up in a 429 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,280 little jar on your shelf. And so I think it's important 430 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,840 that you do for your mom as long as she's alive. 431 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,200 Dude, she's already got her afterlife cleared up too, she 432 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:15,880 said. I'm not. 433 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,120 If I'm taking you with me, yeah. She said I'm not going anywhere 434 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,960 when I die and if you fuck up the furniture in my house or put 435 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,880 up like ugly decor, I will haunt you. 436 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,000 Now she's going to go out like a pharaoh, and she's going to want 437 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,040 all of her family and her little manservants and everything 438 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,200 buried with her alive. My stepdad will be buried with 439 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:45,760 her, a chain around his neck. But no, I mean, she is I. 440 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,480 She is awesome. But yeah, she's definitely the 441 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,160 scariest woman I've ever met. Also at times. 442 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,880 When I met her, like I felt like at first like almost like an 443 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:01,120 interrogation in a way. And and there was a moment. 444 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,840 She's just like a tiny woman, like she has the aura of a much 445 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,720 larger force felt. Like I was meeting like a 446 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:14,680 godfather or something came and set me in a room and it kind of. 447 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,360 She's also made very clear over my life she's I'll be like, 448 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,240 like, what? That's mean or something. 449 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,400 She's like, do you think I'm here to be your friend? 450 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:32,040 I'm here to be your mother, OK? And I'm like, oh, God, manners 451 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,080 maketh man. She hits me. 452 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,520 She it's funny too, because like most of the time, she's actually 453 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,080 very chill. Yeah. 454 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,160 Very sweet woman, but she's got a look that my all my siblings 455 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,760 and I, even my my like 35 year old brother, he'll just shut the 456 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,880 hell up. Really, he'll just. 457 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:54,080 Yeah. I, I don't know like how the 458 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,240 family dynamics evolve, but that my family's always been like a, 459 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,680 like an invite me to thing and please, please, Sam, will you 460 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,200 come and I go, well, if I have time. 461 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,720 And then they're like, hey, that thing's happening this weekend. 462 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:14,000 I go, I can't make it. And it's, it's very much like, 463 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,200 and I feel bad, but it's like the last thing I want to do is 464 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,560 whatever they're asking. So. 465 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,760 It's true. Yeah, well, they. 466 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,240 It does feel nice though like the older I get more I'm like I 467 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,920 actually just go to more stuff family stuff. 468 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,240 My step family are like, every time I go in town, I visit like 469 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,120 my grandma and it's like, you know, get that time back, you 470 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,560 know? Yeah. 471 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,160 Wait. That's makes it sound like I 472 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,360 regret it. You won't get another 473 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,440 opportunity. Another opportunity. 474 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,320 You never know when it will be the last time. 475 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,360 I don't know. They could die. 476 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,360 I could die. But it's not like I'm like 477 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,640 sitting in front of my TV jacking off every weekend 478 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,000 instead of I'm hanging out with my see that my cell of a family, 479 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,600 my my little bit of a. Different situation. 480 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,680 Yeah, I'm in VR porn for 12 hours. 481 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,920 Dude, my weekends rock. I have a beautiful back porch. 482 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,480 I'll just hang out on the back porch with the kids, like play 483 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,680 on the swings and stuff. And I know that, yeah, going to 484 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,920 do a family event, It's like taking them outside of our 485 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,440 little environment is just such a pain in the ass. 486 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,760 They're constantly just running around and I don't actually get 487 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,520 to like spend any time socializing with anybody or 488 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,760 having any sort of meaningful connection. 489 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720 So I mean I. Don't. 490 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,520 I don't have a ton of family left that's not on like the 491 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,680 family grudge log, so it's not as bad as when I was a kid. 492 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,360 It's like we all got along so you'd go visit everyone. 493 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:41,120 No, you were too stupid to realize there was beef, but 494 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,840 everybody just hung out anyways. Like I, I remember like as a kid 495 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,760 I was like, I love the whole family. 496 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,440 They're great. And then as I got older, I was 497 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:53,400 like, some of these people are like sex pests and stuff and 498 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,000 like people just sweep it under the rug and just invite them. 499 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,640 That's not how. That's not how my mom's family 500 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,400 works. That's how my step family works. 501 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,760 Obviously with the touchler and things my mom's family is like 502 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:11,280 they do more like shunning slash banishment or there's people 503 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,200 from what my childhood where I'm like, what happened to that 504 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,000 aunt? They're like she doesn't matter 505 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,600 anymore, she's gone. It's like a community of 506 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,280 Quakers. Yeah, yeah, you've they've been 507 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,080 exiled. There's a lot of yeah, there's a 508 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,040 lot of that where it's like we don't talk about them anymore, 509 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,560 they don't exist, OK, I don't care. 510 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:35,520 I God, I do miss at this one. She was my great aunt and she 511 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,600 made really, I've talked about this really, really, really good 512 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,600 sweet potato casserole. And it caused a huge family 513 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,600 thing when I told her that I liked it, which I don't know why 514 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,320 that would be a deal, but I ate her food and not my grandma's 515 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,680 food at a family reunion. And it caused a big, big rift. 516 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,800 And that lady's just kind of crazy. 517 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,840 I I found out. But it does suck because I've 518 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:07,880 also found out she's like the rich one, and she's just been 519 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,760 shunned to her own devices somewhere in North Carolina. 520 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,720 Yeah. I'll never see her. 521 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,840 Greatest crime? Having too delicious of, you 522 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,560 know, sweet potato casserole. Too sweet of a pie. 523 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:25,360 Such delicious cookie. Yeah, well, she did. 524 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,800 No, but it sounds like she deserves to be just sectioned 525 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,840 off. I no. 526 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,360 I think she was actually just like a bad person too and. 527 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,280 But brought good food. There's a lot of great people in 528 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,920 my family that bring shitty food. 529 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,040 I, I feel like you should have a little bit of both. 530 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,000 That way you have good eats and you have good people to talk to. 531 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,320 Just don't really talk to them when they're at the family 532 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,960 events. My favorite sub sex would always 533 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,640 bring KFC buckets and it's like, that was good. 534 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,640 But then the evil ones are bringing like these delicious 535 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,640 family heirloom recipes and I'm going to go sit with the evil 536 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,680 people for a little bit. I'm going to go chat it up with 537 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,960 the devil. Was it always like a family 538 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,280 thing for you? Like when everybody would bring 539 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,160 their stuff, would you have like the buffet line where you'd go 540 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,520 through and make your plate? It was always such a thing where 541 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,040 you had to take some from each thing because you would hurt the 542 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,120 person's feelings if you didn't have some of their food. 543 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,840 And I felt like saying. Until it's too late. 544 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:36,040 You know, don't bring a fucking Brussel gelatin mold or 545 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,400 something Like don't bring this dog shit to a a family event and 546 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,920 then get your feelings hurt if I don't eat any of it. 547 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,880 You brought the food that I wouldn't feed a dog. 548 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,880 I wouldn't. We don't even have family or 549 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,720 Indians anymore. I wouldn't even feed this. 550 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,160 I wouldn't even chum water with this food and you and you 551 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,600 brought it in our upset that I didn't have any of it. 552 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,080 That's crazy. Like a block of head cheese or 553 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,040 something like that. I'm not going to have any of it. 554 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,000 It's not going to happen. The the old women would watch. 555 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,480 It is a very it's a woman run family. 556 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,880 Yeah, it's a matriarchy for I don't know what happened to all 557 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,480 the men. They're all they. 558 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,680 Killed themselves. They yeah, all the all men out 559 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,880 and they killed they. Took sweet release poison 560 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,920 chicken down they. Said if I can systematically 561 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:24,400 spike my cortisol every day for a 10 year period, I'll die at 45 562 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,920 from heart attack. Yeah, please God. 563 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,400 I don't know if they'd let their husbands die like that though. 564 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400 I don't know if it'd be allowed, but. 565 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:39,600 You can't spike your cortisol. Even as I mean, yeah, the men, 566 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,200 they just, they just die off. I don't know, even my uncle died 567 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,240 when I was a kid. And then it was just three 568 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,320 aunts. And then my grandpa, he was dead 569 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,480 before I was born. And then she married a new man 570 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,480 who was like my new grandpa, dead. 571 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,400 It's women. I mean, women do live longer 572 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,240 than men, but do. You ever feel like some older 573 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,640 women kill off their husbands in like non not like poisoning them 574 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,920 or murdering them, but I mean. In my I've said this before, a 575 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,040 woman did murder her husband in my family. 576 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,480 I'm well, no, she tried to. She shot him and that's pretty 577 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,400 direct. Divorced him. 578 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,240 And then divorced him, shot him, didn't work. 579 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,400 And then she goes, you know what? 580 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,640 This ain't working out. I didn't care. 581 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,880 They've told me this story before. 582 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,040 Like she tried to leave him or something and then he like I 583 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,320 don't know if he attacked her or something and then she shot him 584 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,960 and then went to the hospital like with the gun and was like 585 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,520 I'm out of here, I'm going to kill you and seemed to work. 586 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,280 Yeah, that's. What were you saying though? 587 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,320 Sorry my there's a lot of violence. 588 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,680 I have, yeah. I have a family member that had 589 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:59,920 that is a widower that is then remarried and pushes like a lot 590 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:06,320 of like instead of milk, she gives her husband half and half 591 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,440 to drink and he and he has heart problems. 592 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,880 And I'm like, yeah. And like the amount of like lard 593 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,400 and stuff. She just like crams onto this 594 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:22,000 guy that has had a quintuple bypass and I'm like, she's 595 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,640 trying to, she's trying to kill this guy. 596 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,400 I wonder if that's how she goes through them. 597 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,800 It's just by feeding them to death. 598 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,000 She's a feeder, you know. Awesome. 599 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,080 That it's pretty. It's pretty cool way to go about 600 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,200 it, I think, but. Half and half instead. 601 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,560 Of yeah, like if someone suggested that to me, I'd tell 602 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,200 them to fuck off. But it apparently worked. 603 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,360 I went over there and and I think we were having like a 604 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,840 s'more or something, which is already super unhealthy, but I 605 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,240 was like, you got like a little cup of milk. 606 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,680 Brings me half and half and she goes, this is all we drink. 607 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,080 I go drinks Abby milk brings you half and 1/2. 608 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,320 I'm like, this is all you drink? And she's like, yeah, it tastes 609 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,240 way better than than whole milk. I'm like, first of all, I drink 610 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,080 like 2% now. Drinking whole milk feels like 611 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,320 cream, you know, And then going from. 612 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,600 I love whole milk going dude. Super cold. 613 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,120 Have you ever like, frosted a mug? 614 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,679 What's the other 98% if it's only 2% milk and then. 615 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,639 Put whole milk in a frosted mug. It is insane. 616 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:26,040 It's it's so good, so good. But going from that to half and 617 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,159 half is it's it's too far. It's too far. 618 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,760 It's gluttonous. I would say it's. 619 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,480 It's gluttonous. I really hope all the women in 620 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,800 my family aren't intentionally killing the men. 621 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,080 I mean, that's why as a defense mechanism, I've had to be very 622 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,400 feminine. Yeah, yeah. 623 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,520 Show up in a dress to me reunion. 624 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,360 They'd be like, you may have milk. 625 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,040 Pass that boy the skin. He's one of us. 626 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,280 Another. Another 10 years to your health. 627 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,200 Yeah, they are kind of like old witches too. 628 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,200 A bunch of old hags. I love them though. 629 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,440 I love them. Most of them are pretty awesome. 630 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,000 I love my aunts. They're cool, just there's a 631 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,840 very strong call. I am realizing that now too. 632 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,800 My mom and all of her sisters just kind of have like 633 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,800 subservient husbands where they like they all show up. 634 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,800 My uncle, my one uncle. I mean, I love the guy. 635 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,360 I probably talked to him like 20 times in my life where the 636 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,560 conversation is just like, hey, how are you? 637 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,960 And he's like, good. And he just sits there. 638 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,440 It's like they're like robots. They're like sex bots or 639 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,080 something. And. 640 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:46,640 It's like a Stepford Wise. But yeah, she works them to the 641 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,800 bone and they just all like, they'll get together and I'll 642 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,200 just see like all the men just kind of sit there and like, shut 643 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,080 off all the women. Talk they they get in a corner 644 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,800 like I am legend and they they huddle in a corner and breathe. 645 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,880 They've turned off dude when? Recuperate. 646 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:09,760 When I met your mom for the first time, yeah, your stepdad 647 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,320 came in and the first thing she said was, did you finish blank? 648 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,400 And he was like, I, I'm working on it. 649 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,800 I'm. Yeah, it's getting close. 650 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,440 And she's like. Yes, dear. 651 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,800 This dude came in a full fucking the back of his shirt was he 652 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,280 looked like he had done the Rocky workout, like his back was 653 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:31,080 completely stunning. Yeah, I know. 654 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,160 I did. I mean, honestly, I feel bad for 655 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,000 him a lot. I used to get in arguments with 656 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,520 her because I'd be like, give him a break. 657 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,360 And she's like, you think he deserves Han? 658 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,320 I've never heard a kid sympathizing with the stepdad. 659 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,240 I know I, I'd like defend him in arguments like, well, he worked 660 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,600 really hard already to be like, you want to do it? 661 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:55,360 No, he's a bitch. I think he's still got a little, 662 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,360 little mana left, you know, and send him back out there. 663 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,280 It's keeping him young, though. It is funny too. 664 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,360 I've said this before, but she's the only person I've ever known 665 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:10,640 that intentionally. We had really awesome couches 666 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,800 for like a month. Yeah. 667 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,320 And then she noticed that people were enjoying sitting on them 668 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,600 too much, so she replaced them with like horribly uncomfortable 669 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,960 couches so that people wouldn't be hanging out in the living 670 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:29,240 room relaxing. Hey dude, sounds insane. 671 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:34,560 I I wish because this is like such a one sided like I can't 672 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,280 emphasize enough that she is also pretty awesome. 673 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,880 Yeah, but she's got like the hardest work ethic I've. 674 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,360 Ever. Every family needs a stern hand 675 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,000 lest it fall apart. It's true. 676 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,560 Yeah, it's true. Yeah. 677 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,520 My Hey, dude, my family's got Abby. 678 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,440 She's she's very similar in her own way. 679 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,160 And eventually I'm going to, I'm going to be like browbeaten. 680 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,920 And I'll be one of those guys that just joins the huddle where 681 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,880 we just see, yeah, we just turn off. 682 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,880 Yeah, you. Know what the craziest thing is? 683 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,280 They all seem to enjoy it. They all love their wives. 684 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,840 Yeah, 'cause they they're afraid to say otherwise. 685 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,760 They'll get Yeah, yeah, your step dad. 686 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,840 Will be just wife guys. It's like he works for the Le 687 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,800 Quint Dickey Mining Company. When his back gives out, she's 688 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,200 just going to hit him in the head with a hammer and. 689 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,840 I feel I'm kind of advocate a lot. 690 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,400 They, they started, she started building him an art studio like 691 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,160 10 years ago. And he was like a place to do my 692 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,800 art and to relax. And it has been pushed to the 693 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,280 wayside for like 10 years for other projects that have all 694 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,240 been started off and completed. And every time I'm like, how's 695 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,880 that art studio coming along? She's like, maybe in another 10 696 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,000 years, you ready? And I asked him like recently, 697 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,880 like, are you excited to like get back into painting and 698 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,720 stuff? And he's like. 699 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,120 He holds up his hands, broken and warped from labor. 700 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,440 I don't know if I even can anymore. 701 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:12,480 He was like paintings a young man's like a lot of old people 702 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,680 paint. He's just like. 703 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,600 You you lose. You lose your your lust for it. 704 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,520 Like he's a really good artist. I haven't seen him make it the 705 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,520 last time he had some time to do. 706 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,000 Any art? But it's kind of funny. 707 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,480 It's awesome. Because it's not me. 708 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,880 It's funny hell. Is funny. 709 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,880 It's super. Funny, I see why my dad and mom 710 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,600 didn't work out that the older I get. 711 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,960 Why? Because he just wanted to chill 712 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,440 and watch TV. Yeah. 713 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,800 Because my because when I go to my dad's house, he'd be like, I 714 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,720 got the plushies couch in the world so we can watch TV and 715 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,040 play. No more standers. 716 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,760 No more fucking standing for us. We're only relaxing. 717 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,960 I bought an electric wheelchair to get around the house. 718 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,520 Yeah, yeah, it's the two different mindsets, dude. 719 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,680 Yeah, and they're they're constantly going to be at each 720 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,560 other's throats. So I guess a person like that 721 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,080 probably just needs like a subservient little do boy. 722 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,120 Which he's really he's, he's just a very hard, hard worker 723 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,960 too. My step dad and his parents, his 724 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,840 dad was Amish till he was like 12. 725 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,920 And they're old as fuck. And sometimes they'll still come 726 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,680 over and all they do is just they're like, well, I'm going to 727 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,280 go out to the yard and work. Yeah. 728 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,520 It's just all, they just, I don't know, I mean, some people 729 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,600 get a real joy out of, I mean, there's something to be said 730 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,880 about a hard day's work, the way your body feels when it's over. 731 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,840 I've been told it can be quite incredible. 732 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,960 I read it in a book recently. I feel like after a big day of 733 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:54,800 manual labor, I crave beer, and so in order to not follow in my 734 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,680 mom's footsteps, I do everything in my power to avoid. 735 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,400 Something so awesome about drinking a beer when you get 736 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,920 home from work. Yeah, I mean like working out in 737 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:09,040 the yard or something or doing, you know, I'm working at my old 738 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,160 place right now trying to fix it up and. 739 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,040 Do a four hour stream. I'm gonna need a 12 pack. 740 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,200 Move from here to 12 feet that way. 741 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,760 I think I've earned it. I think I've earned your time. 742 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,240 No, it's not nearly as satisfying these days. 743 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:37,040 It's like when I'd leave to go work somewhere and then come 744 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,920 home. Yeah, then go to your fridge and 745 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,680 get a beer. Yeah. 746 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,560 But. Yeah, oh dude, you shouldn't 747 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,920 follow in your mom's fits. This is, I don't know if like 748 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,000 stalled, if you can verify this, but guys, I think I'm going to 749 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,680 get fixed, right? I'm in the process of going to a 750 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,440 psychiatrist. Oh, I thought you meant. 751 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,880 Vasectomy. No, not a vasectomy. 752 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,160 Abby wants me to get one of those. 753 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,400 I definitely should. Yeah, I should. 754 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,360 I don't want any more kids, but I've been going to a 755 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,480 psychiatrist so I can get. I'm getting diagnosed. 756 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,520 The guy's like, you're like 99% chance you have like severe ADD. 757 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,440 And I had no idea because Abby is she's always been diagnosed 758 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,120 as actually, I think AD DS, the antiquated term ADHD. 759 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,040 She's always been diagnosed ADHD. 760 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,240 And then I was like, well, I'm so different from her. 761 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:32,280 We're like polar opposites. Surely I'm not like there's no 762 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:37,000 way I'm I'm ADHD. Apparently it's not as one sided 763 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,480 as that and I have. If you went to a Carpenter, he'd 764 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,320 probably give you wood or something, you know? 765 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,160 I Yeah. These pill pushers are trying to 766 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,720 get you well. That's what I'm I'm about that 767 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:54,960 dude about an hour into this podcast, I always have this 768 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,640 moment where you can probably see my little waveform, like 769 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,800 stop talking. Yeah. 770 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,920 And it's like I get, I get so like disengaged and it feels 771 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,400 like someone's pulled on the back of my eyeballs and just 772 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,400 like unfocused them. And I kind of get into like 1000 773 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400 yard stare. What's that called? 774 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,680 The D Do something I forget, like defocusing or whatever. 775 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,200 Internalizing. I just go escape into the back 776 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,920 of my head. Disassociating. 777 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,160 Yeah, a big disassociating problem. 778 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,200 And your boy's about to be on something. 779 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,440 Your boy's about to be on some pills. 780 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,920 Your things are phone calls, right? 781 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,480 They're just like you still there. 782 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,200 Yeah. So anyway. 783 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,280 Yeah, I, I'm going to, I'm going to be on something. 784 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,040 I'm going to be on some. Crazy shit, I hope they try a 785 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,080 bunch of different stuff on you and each one you have a crazy 786 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,400 different reaction. Like 10 podcasts here. 787 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,280 It's a different. Person each time. 788 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,160 Each time. Yeah, Yeah. 789 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,880 But. I have to give you one that 790 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,800 gives you like a cockney accent. Or something I thought, I 791 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,520 thought there's no way I have ADHD because I'm able to focus 792 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,160 so well and Abby's like you focus on one thing. 793 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,400 You'll sit here and not eat lunch at your desk because 794 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,320 you're just like so hyper focused on editing something and 795 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,320 that's all you think about. And I'll get like around me this 796 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,520 right here. Like my little camera setup 797 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,120 looks so clean and crisp on either side. 798 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,840 There would just be like piles of cans and food and plates and 799 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,840 shit from where I'm like, I'll take care of that later. 800 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,760 And I don't have a good time like separating or like blocking 801 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,440 off my day to do other things. But once I get this diagnosis, 802 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,800 God, I'm going to be like Superman. 803 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,160 And I'm going to Florida with my family soon, and I'm going to 804 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,520 come by your house and get a duffel bag full of pills and I'm 805 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,040 going to eat them. Yeah, well, and. 806 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,920 Muncha muncha muncha. A lot of people are like, why? 807 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,200 Why wouldn't you just go to your doctor and see if he'll start 808 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,880 you on something? Well, because I asked him so 809 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,800 many questions about other drugs, he he's labeled me on my 810 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,520 chart as drug seeking behavior. So he won't. 811 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,160 He's like, you have to get a professional diagnosis. 812 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,560 You were looking for something to get. 813 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,720 You were trying everything or he said I was. 814 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,920 Like, can you give me quaaludes? And he's like, they don't even 815 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,080 make those anymore. So he he won't. 816 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,160 He literally, he told me straight up he's like, I like 817 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,800 you as a patient, but I'm not giving you anything unless you 818 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,440 go to someone else, get a diagnosis, then you come back to 819 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,760 me. That way if I give it to you, 820 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,680 it's not on my neck for giving you medication. 821 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,360 So but this is legit. This isn't drug seeking. 822 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,520 Well, I'm seeking it to help me, but I think it's a legitimate 823 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,880 'cause I think it's a legitimate thing. 824 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,360 Well, I hope it. I hope it fixes you. 825 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,160 Maybe if it works, if it fixes my brain, I can go back and 826 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,520 finish high school. What do you think? 827 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,800 Nah. I feel like high school would be 828 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,200 so fucking easy, right? Like now, if you went right, 829 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,640 Well, I guess it you think that. And then they'd be like, what's 830 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,800 this one math equation everyone knows? 831 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:09,800 Yeah, you have no idea. Yeah, yeah, I dude, like once 832 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,400 that math is my, that's my weakest subject, hands down. 833 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,720 Math I once it I wasn't able to solve things by counting these. 834 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,760 It was over algebra. No way. 835 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,560 Wow. Yeah, so right after 8. 836 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,440 Yeah, basically, but the difference is. 837 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,640 I didn't even get tall of the fingers is the joke. 838 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:32,760 There some people that they're good at math and then they can't 839 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,040 do like, critical reading, you know? 840 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,280 Yeah. And I can't do math. 841 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,840 I can do critical reading, but they they make fucking 842 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,120 calculators. What the hell do you really use 843 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,480 math for? A whole lot in real life. 844 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,960 They save for a lot I have yet. To yeah, but like anytime that I 845 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,280 need. Too many cases. 846 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,560 Every time I need it I just, I always double check with a 847 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:02,520 calculator, you know? But there's people out there 848 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,680 that are good with numbers. There's no calculator for a 849 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,440 book, OK? There's no grok. 850 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:14,160 Yeah, Grok, summarize, summarize this book for me, it's it it 851 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,520 doesn't, it doesn't hit the same. 852 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,840 I feel like that's a bigger disability to be like one of 853 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,200 those super autistic kids that just know numbers. 854 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,640 Good. I wish I was good at math. 855 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,320 Yeah, I was not. You do. 856 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,160 I mean I was like OK, but not really. 857 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,760 It's I'm so bad. But I never understood it. 858 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,240 Like I could memorize certain parts, like the shit I need to 859 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,920 do, but I they'd be like and now why I'm like. 860 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,720 I never really saw a whole lot of value in it. 861 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,320 Like I see the value in it but there's so many it's just. 862 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,080 Boring. Yeah, it is boring too when 863 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,040 you're a kid and it's like, well, you can learn history and 864 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,440 they're like, here's people at Knights armor or here's like a 865 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,800 here's math. Yeah, like what do you think I'm 866 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,760 going to be into of? Course of course even like 867 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,720 chemistry or science school art because it's like. 868 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,480 This is all. From the art that was. 869 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:05,360 That was the only thing that got me upset was I, I hated math. 870 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,520 I understood the application of it. 871 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,960 But you know, once again, there's all sorts of tools that 872 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,040 make it so you don't have to know math in order to still get 873 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,160 the answer. When you're a high school 874 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,320 dropout, so. But science, really cool. 875 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,280 A lot of cool science shit, but science is so like intertwined 876 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,080 with math. They're like very sister 877 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,480 together. Yeah, 'cause like math is all a 878 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,000 lot of it's also from like the world and shit, stupid fucking 879 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,400 stuff I don't even understand. And so you in order to be good 880 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,920 at science, you ought to be good at math. 881 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,560 That sucks. An apple fell on my head while I 882 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,720 was reading under a tree. I go free lunch. 883 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,080 I'd find I'd chop that tree down. 884 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,120 I'd burn it. I'd burn it to its fucking 885 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,400 roots. A witch must have cursed this 886 00:48:52,400 --> 00:49:01,640 apple equals MC squared. Nah, my big fat ass top pie was 887 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,360 a yeah, I would. Yeah, I was. 888 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,280 I was never cut. I mean, that's when I was a kid. 889 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,800 I wanted to be an architect. And then one time somebody's 890 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,080 like that requires a lot of math. 891 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:13,880 I'm out. I'm out. 892 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,520 Yeah, I, I think a lot of people that view architecture is like a 893 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,760 cool pursuit. They think they're going to be 894 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,720 doing some like Frank Lloyd Wright shit. 895 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,960 I know an architect and he's just like, I just design giant 896 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,920 commercial like freight distribution buildings and he's 897 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,080 like, it's I had to design 140,000 square foot warehouse 898 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,240 that has a bunch of loading docks and it's the most boring 899 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,720 thing in the world. He showed me what he was working 900 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,440 on. It was just a square, just a 901 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,920 square with a bunch of loading bays on each side. 902 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,560 And I'm like, that's so sad. That's sad. 903 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,640 Yeah, I just like their big tables from big papers, 904 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,600 blueprints and stuff. Yeah, that is cool. 905 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,520 And my, my like mom kind of designed her house, but it was 906 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:08,320 from completely a just like the the construction workers fucked 907 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,160 it all up. I remember at one point the 908 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,280 house almost fell apart. They had to have after it was 909 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,800 built. They're like there's, there's 910 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,760 just not nearly enough support. So they had to put like a 911 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,640 massive metal support beam in it after the fact. 912 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,320 But yeah, I thought you could just do that. 913 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,840 I thought you could just be like in like a big window there. 914 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,640 Yeah. OK big double door here, airlock 915 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,080 if I could Rust Belt. Rust Belt. 916 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,320 Yeah, shop front. That's that's a very. 917 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,600 Much like a mom that watches the HGTV viewing of How to Build. 918 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,320 That a lot of HGTV. I, I love how they always go 919 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,080 like, yeah, you know, I'm thinking like open this place 920 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,600 up. Really take down that wall, open 921 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,000 this place up and then like next scene it's always like one guy, 922 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,080 just like painting where that wall used to be, like touching 923 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,200 it up. They cut out all the like the 20 924 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,520 Mexican guys that came in there and cut down the wall and put 925 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,680 the beam up and everything that went into that. 926 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Yeah, it seems. It seems simple before you 927 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,120 understand and it all kind of like everything. 928 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,320 Yeah. And you know what's funny is my 929 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,800 mom, we had additions done to the house growing up. 930 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,960 And my mom still had that viewpoint of like, oh, it's just 931 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,600 so easy because she would leave for work and tell my grandfather 932 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,760 what she wanted. And then he was retired, so he 933 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,920 had nothing going on. And so he like did the amount of 934 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,040 times I would get off the bus and I would come home and I'd be 935 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,760 like, I'm going to go play Call of Duty 2 on Xbox Live. 936 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,440 And then I would like, I would run home. 937 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,840 And as I would come up to the driveway, I'd see his car in the 938 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,040 driveway. I'd be like, no. 939 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,080 And then there would just be a big fucking pile of dirt with 940 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,800 two shovels sticking out of the top of it. 941 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,120 And he'd be like, Hey, you need to start loading this dirt in 942 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,760 here because we're back filling a foundation we're building onto 943 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,080 your house. I'm like, dude, just fucking 944 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,680 kill me. Just hit me with the shovel. 945 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,560 Like this is worse. This is worse than anything. 946 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:04,280 You like getting that dumped on you with no, no, 24 hour 947 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,760 advance, nothing. He didn't tell me I was going to 948 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,840 be doing that after school. That was like the biggest crime 949 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,680 I think I'd ever experienced as a kid was just waking up. 950 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,880 Oh, dude, sometimes I would wake up and my mom would, would, she 951 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,640 would make me eggs and toast and bacon and big old, like, big cup 952 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,240 of milk. And as I was eating, yeah, as I 953 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:30,040 was eating, I'd be like, like, I felt like a prisoner getting his 954 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,840 last meal. I was like, what's happening? 955 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,160 Oh, fuck. What? 956 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,360 What? What am I doing? 957 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,800 Too big? We're going over to your uncle's 958 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,280 house. We're going to have to do this. 959 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,720 It's Saturday, dude. I just wanted to chill. 960 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,760 I remember crying as a kid a couple of times because my mom 961 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,680 would just not like a cook or anything. 962 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,600 And she'd make like weird concoctions and be like, it's 963 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,560 healthy. Drink it. 964 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,360 Just a bunch of shit in the smoothie you're saying. 965 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,720 And she'd be like, you have to drink it all before you go to 966 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,240 school. And I just hold my nose and 967 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:02,320 like, yeah, I can't cry. Or she'd make, she'd make meat 968 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,400 stuff and be like, it's really good. 969 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:05,920 And I'm like, you don't know that. 970 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,560 Like you don't eat meat. And she'd just be like, well, 971 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,280 I'm pretty sure it'll be good. And it'd be like the worst 972 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,960 chicken you've ever had in your life. 973 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,680 Meat. Stuff I made, meat stuff. 974 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,160 These those goddamn Schwan's chicken patties. 975 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,400 Just give me one with like honey, no bun be like, OK I 976 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,160 guess those are actually kind of good. 977 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,000 Dude. Remember Schwan's cookies being 978 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,600 really good? Schwan man ruled. 979 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:34,280 Schwan man was like the modern day milkman bang my mom and he 980 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,080 gave me. But he had, he had way better 981 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:36,560 stuff. He had. 982 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,480 He had those Flintstones push up pops he had. 983 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,560 I got really fed on these breakfast trays that I could 984 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,400 microwave and they had like a stack of pancakes in them with 985 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,800 butter on top. Oh fuck dude dude. 986 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,600 I'm yeah, Schwan's. Schwan's was insane. 987 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,640 Are they gone now? You know what happened to me? 988 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,760 I don't know if the company's gone, but I remember one time 989 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,680 during his delivery, instead of pulling up at the street, he 990 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,000 pulled into my grandfather's driveway and he cracked his 991 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,400 driveway with his big heavy refrigeration truck. 992 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,200 And my grandfather went out there and screamed at him and 993 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,160 was like, you never come here again. 994 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,000 You never come. And I was like, hasty, hasty 995 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,720 reaction. Dude. 996 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,040 If I don't get my Flintstones push pops, then I'm going to 997 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,560 have nothing at my pancake trains, my push pops. 998 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,000 He took everything from me. That Schwan man should have 999 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,640 fucking known his place and not gotten on that driveway because 1000 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,840 he he, he fucked up. He overstepped. 1001 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,160 He overstepped. OK, we love you Schwan man, but 1002 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,840 you cracked the driveway and. It's your big, beautiful truck, 1003 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,680 big, beautiful yellow truck. If if you asked. 1004 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,560 Me with delicious treats if. You asked me at 10 what kind of 1005 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,440 heist would I do? It would be not an armored truck 1006 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,840 heist like in HEAT. It'd be very similar to HEAT 1007 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,800 where I would be running down the street with an M16 blasting 1008 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,800 cops. But I would be, I would be 1009 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,880 stealing from the Schwann man's refrigeration truck because I 1010 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,640 see like when he would pull out the box of Flintstones push 1011 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,400 pops, there would be like 6 boxes in there and I was only 1012 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,400 getting one. The Shawn man would come to my 1013 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,720 house and there'd be a a fallen tree laying over the road and 1014 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,240 he'd be like what the hell? And then he'd turn around and 1015 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:22,320 I'd slit his throat and grab grab as much chicken Patty and 1016 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,440 cookie as I could. Dude. 1017 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,480 That guy had it's. Actually very affordable. 1018 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,840 That guy had, I remember them actually at the time complaining 1019 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,880 about how expensive it was and stuff and like I. 1020 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,760 Have no idea how much. And and I was like, but please, 1021 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,480 because they had the little book almost like a Sears on Roebuck 1022 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,080 catalog. And they would be like, Sam, do 1023 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,800 you want anything? I'd be like, I want that and I 1024 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,200 want that and I want that. Yeah. 1025 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,040 I love that shit. That was. 1026 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,640 If you're a Oh my God, if you're Schwan's driver, still out 1027 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,440 there. There's tears to our audience. 1028 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,560 Carry the plane. There's tears to our audience. 1029 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,080 The truck drivers, they think they're up here. 1030 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,000 They think they're at the top of the food chain. 1031 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,840 But the Schwan's truck driver? For a trucker, one above 1032 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,280 Schwan's driver pinnacle. That is. 1033 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,920 That's the top of the pyramid, guys. 1034 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,960 Armored truck driver right below regular truck driver. 1035 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,000 Unless you have like a little gun port that you're able to 1036 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,720 stick your pistol out of. Those are. 1037 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:22,080 That's pretty cool. Apparently an armored truck 1038 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,760 driver the other day told my stepdad to eat a bag of Dicks 1039 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,280 and my mom was like cracking up because she had never heard that 1040 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,400 phrase before. And they were both like it was 1041 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,720 fucking insane. Like they just asked him to move 1042 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,840 out of an alleyway because they had already done their stuff and 1043 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,960 were just sitting in it. And the guy was like, fuck, you 1044 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,520 eat a bag of Dicks. And they're they were like, I 1045 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,120 couldn't believe it. Like I thought those guys were 1046 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,480 supposed to be like, upstanding. Yeah, they're in a big fucking 1047 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,720 armor talking about. What's he going to do? 1048 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,280 That's awesome. I know she was like, I'm going 1049 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,200 to start using that phrase. Wait, was that recently? 1050 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,960 You've never? Yeah. 1051 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,400 Dude, it's Abby has Abby's come back from she leaves to go out 1052 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,840 into the the outside world and she comes and brings me tails. 1053 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,640 He was driving an armored truck recently in Indiana. 1054 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,320 She. Brings me tails from the outside 1055 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,280 world and she's like people are going crazy out there. 1056 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:20,800 She went to go drop our kids off at school and there was another 1057 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:27,080 lady that was dropping her kid off at the same time and the 1058 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,080 lady stopped at A at a stop sign or no. 1059 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,440 Abby stopped at a stop sign. The lady didn't have a stop 1060 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,080 sign. The lady was just supposed to go 1061 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,800 and the lady kept going like come on go Abby, go and Abby's 1062 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,880 like don't you're fucking with the rules of the road. 1063 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,240 You just go. I will pull out after you. 1064 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:47,040 Like that's how people get into Rex is by just like free balling 1065 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,440 and trying to be courteous and going like come on out. 1066 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,840 Just fucking go dude. You don't have a stop sign. 1067 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,720 Just fucking go. I'll pull out after you. 1068 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:58,000 And the lady like double fingered her just fuck you like 1069 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,920 out the window and she pulled by and Abby's like and then she 1070 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,080 pulled right into the school. Abby saw her daughter like in 1071 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:08,320 the back seat still. It was like, Lily's a mom, She 1072 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,680 should be above that. And then the exact similar 1073 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,680 scenario, I was in the car this time, this person pulled in 1074 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:20,040 front of us to, like, turn in, had no 'cause to do this. 1075 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,800 The guy in the passenger seat, just like had his window down, 1076 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,800 stuck his whole head out of the window and just went. 1077 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,120 He stuck his tongue out. Yeah. 1078 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,240 It did like that and Evie was like blown away like what the 1079 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,840 fuck? That's like more effective than 1080 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,800 a middle finger. I don't even know to be mad at 1081 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,920 that like I was. I thought it was hilarious. 1082 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,920 I thought that was the funniest shit I'd seen all day. 1083 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,000 There's this silly man in that car. 1084 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,280 Seeing a grown ass man just go stick his tongue out at me. 1085 00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:02,760 Dude, I yeah, I hate that shit. I never and act in any sort of 1086 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:08,040 thing that could be perceived as me being Rd. ragey or like well 1087 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,360 you know, to myself I'd be like you fucking idiot. 1088 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,760 Fool. But I'd never honk. 1089 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,080 Well, also because I had to take my horn. 1090 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,880 Doesn't work. I'm like, but I was told before 1091 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:24,560 I moved to Indianapolis by, I don't know, like a criminal 1092 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,040 prosecutor or something. It was like the dad of a girl I 1093 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,760 was talking to. He was like, when you move up 1094 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,280 there, just let it go. Don't honk. 1095 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,160 If people don't do any of these, like you have no idea how many 1096 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,760 road rage cases I see of like something as simple as honking 1097 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,040 and somebody it turns into like them getting shot. 1098 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,280 So and that's stuck with me for you. 1099 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,680 I'm like, OK, man, I'll just be the biggest pushover on the 1100 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,480 road. And I've told my girlfriend that 1101 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,560 like 20 times, like just don't even honk at him, OK, Like we 1102 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,800 don't live in the best area. Just let it go. 1103 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:58,760 And we got cut off, cut off the other day and she honked and I 1104 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,800 was like, I'm dead. I'm sitting here. 1105 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,000 I, they're going to shoot me first. 1106 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,760 And it was like 5 people in the car and you can see them all 1107 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,760 like, like getting all mad. And they pulled into the gas 1108 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,280 station. We were going to them like, Get 1109 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,040 Me Out of like, go to somewhere else. 1110 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,400 You got to go somewhere else. And she was like, wow. 1111 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,800 They did get like very angry. I'm like, like a car, you know, 1112 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,840 honking somebody like what are you doing? 1113 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,920 And it's going to get, you know, The thing is that I hate is one 1114 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,920 day it's going to turn into like they get out of their car. 1115 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:28,960 Who's going to have to get out of our car? 1116 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,600 Me. Yeah. 1117 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,280 And then I'm going to get killed. 1118 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,280 Women have you? Couldn't help yourself from 1119 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,280 honking. They have a remarkable ability 1120 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:41,680 to realize that, like the shit that they do, we have to fucking 1121 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,960 deal with the fallout of it. If one of these psycho patrons 1122 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,000 shows up at the house, you know I'm going to be the one fighting 1123 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,040 them. I'm your biggest fan. 1124 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:55,200 Yeah, and just like, why? Like why would you even? 1125 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,360 Why would you? But why would you do that? 1126 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,600 Yeah, same thing with she'll like honk at people. 1127 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,640 And I'm like, if if this guy gets out of his car to beat your 1128 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,360 ass, either one, I'm the biggest pussy in the world and I let it 1129 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,120 happen, or two, I have to get out and defend you, which I 1130 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,480 don't want to do. I honestly don't want to fight 1131 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,480 anybody right now. You're going to get the ick 1132 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,200 because I'm going to get my ass kicked and curb stuff. 1133 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,400 I I don't want to die in a street fight over a fucking 1134 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,600 honk. I really don't. 1135 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,040 And I I know this show has been on for however many goddamn 1136 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,240 decades now. And I remember very early in the 1137 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,400 show I had so many stories of like I used to intentionally 1138 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,280 piss people off in traffic because I thought it was so 1139 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,280 funny. And then there was like very 1140 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,240 famous cases in town of people getting blown away and road rage 1141 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,160 accidents. Even like a couple months ago. 1142 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,120 You guys probably remember an episode we were on the back 1143 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,280 porch. I just heard someone fully mag 1144 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,080 dump somebody else in on the Interstate. 1145 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,440 We were just chilling in the in the on the back porch. 1146 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:59,120 Somebody cut off somebody else on, on I-10 and then they got on 1147 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,920 the exit ramp. They were at the red light. 1148 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,840 Guy hopped out of the car and just mag dumped his car and 1149 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,240 killed somebody. And I heard that. 1150 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,560 Yeah, it was like 8 shots. And I'm like, dude, that could 1151 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,440 have been me. There was a time where I saw a 1152 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:16,160 guy going to work or he was, he was going somewhere and he was 1153 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,720 trying to get on the Interstate and I was in front of him and he 1154 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,680 was already like get out of my way because I drive really slow. 1155 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,040 And he went to go get over in the other lane. 1156 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,120 He put on his blinker and I like put on my blinker and got in 1157 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,440 front of him again. And then he freaked out. 1158 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,720 And at the last moment before he had to stop at the red light, he 1159 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,720 like got over in the right hand lane because he wanted to pass 1160 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,680 me. And I just gently rolled over 1161 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,720 into the right hand lane and stopped and and I could see him 1162 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:44,280 just blowing up in his car. This guy was just losing his 1163 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,000 mind and it was so funny to me at the time. 1164 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,560 And that was before I realized like that guy, they, I mean. 1165 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,760 Some people are so crazy and they get so fucking cortisol 1166 01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,960 spiked. Yeah, it's not good. 1167 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,280 For you, like, how mad do you have to be? 1168 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,000 I see people around here, they get out of their car while it's 1169 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,200 still a green light and they're yelling at the car behind them. 1170 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,640 Like you're putting yourself in incredible danger, like by a car 1171 01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,240 just blasting into the back of your car and killing you. 1172 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,240 Like how? Like what are you even getting 1173 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,520 out of going up to the car and being like, I fucking hate you. 1174 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,440 I hate you. I think I think it has nothing 1175 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,560 to do with the traffic and their life sucks and that it's just an 1176 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,760 outlet. They can scream and mag dump a 1177 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,120 random stranger and it makes them feel better for a second. 1178 01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:32,600 Well, I guess if I can be, you know, the vessel to release your 1179 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,480 rage. Yeah. 1180 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,920 Be a good way to go if a Schwan's driver if I 1181 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,760 accidentally cut him off and he wants to kill me. 1182 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,520 At least put a push pop in my mouth before it choked me to 1183 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,520 death of the push pop. Put two mint chocolate chip 1184 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,800 cookies over my eyes. And send me over the river 1185 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,720 sticks. Yeah, let me go easy into the 1186 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,520 long night. Being choked to death with a Oh 1187 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,880 my God Flintstones push pop That could be huge. 1188 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,360 Not a bad way. My mom's calling me. 1189 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,000 Oh my God, she's listening to this. 1190 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,440 Is this live? I did just a minute ago get a 1191 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,480 lot of dread that her or my stepdad will listen to this. 1192 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,160 Yeah, go into that. I'm going to go get a new diet, 1193 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,840 doctor. Oh, you got to go. 1194 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,720 She's mad. No, it's. 1195 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,640 Oh, damn it. I left my phone in there. 1196 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:29,120 That's fine. My brother and his kind of 1197 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,160 serious girlfriend, I think, just broke up. 1198 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:31,760 So. Oh. 1199 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:33,560 That sucks. He's. 1200 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,760 Just called hold on arms to check in on him and stuff. 1201 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:43,720 Now he's back in the the cabin, my mom's property that divorced 1202 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:49,600 dads go to their child. My dad and I lived there once. 1203 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,840 My brother and his kid lived there once and he's living there 1204 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,480 again. My friend and her dad lived 1205 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,520 there after he broke up with his wife. 1206 01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,360 It's it's like a 200 square foot cabin where people go to just 1207 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:06,520 go. It'd be under your mom's thumb. 1208 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,040 It's where she puts unruly men. It's far away from the house. 1209 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,760 Yeah. It's where they go after they 1210 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,120 been set free. No. 1211 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,960 Yeah. It is sad, though. 1212 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,560 It's always sad when there's like, kids involved and stuff. 1213 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:24,480 They don't have a kid together. Their kids were friends with 1214 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:29,600 each other. And apparently now her oldest is 1215 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,080 being mean to my little sister at school. 1216 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,200 Yeah, I'll fucking kill her. Yeah, I'll kill a kid. 1217 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,200 That's not nice. With that, with that writing. 1218 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,240 But yeah, that's so. I'm not in trouble though. 1219 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,160 No. OK, that's good. 1220 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:44,760 That's good. No. 1221 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,280 She can't get me in trouble anymore. 1222 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,920 I'm an adult. I'm a big boy, she she said. 1223 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,200 So. I actually am probably like the 1224 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,800 only one in the family that I know I said I can't say no to 1225 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:58,160 her, but I have over the last couple years. 1226 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,280 I'll just, I know, I know exactly what weapons she has 1227 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,600 now. And sometimes I'll just laugh at 1228 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,080 her when she's like tries to do a guilt trip or something. 1229 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:14,600 I'm like you, you're lying. I know you're lying, but it's 1230 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,680 funny. You're not my brother. 1231 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,280 Tactics won't work on me. Yeah, I can't remember if I 1232 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,080 talked about this on here, but when it was not that long ago, 1233 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,920 she was like, do you even know what today is? 1234 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,200 I'm like, I don't know, like Saturday, she's like, it's your 1235 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,000 brother's birthday and you're not going to come home to see 1236 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,160 him. And I was like, how long ago did 1237 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,080 you find out? How long ago did you remember is 1238 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,920 his birthday? And she's like, what are you 1239 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,200 talking about? Of course I know my, I'm like, 1240 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,600 how long? She's like an hour. 1241 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,760 So we're scrambling now to to get everyone down there and 1242 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,720 she's like. That's horrible. 1243 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,320 Just. Lead with that. 1244 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,840 And now he's been sectioned off to his little cabin. 1245 01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,600 Yeah, I probably should check. And it's weird is she didn't 1246 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:04,560 even ask me to check on him. She asked me to text my dad to 1247 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:09,360 check on him, who's not his dad. But they're like, have a very 1248 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,600 good relationship. So. 1249 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,920 Well, nobody, nobody comes to me for advice. 1250 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,440 Probably would be pretty lame to get relationship advice from 1251 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:23,080 your little brother. Yeah, well, man, we've all been 1252 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,320 there before. I know when my kids, when me and 1253 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:30,560 my kid lived in the cabin. I'm, I'm very slowly adding some 1254 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,560 stuff I wanted to show you. Yeah. 1255 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,640 It's pretty badass. So hold on. 1256 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:43,960 OK, so I I went to my daughter's school for something. 1257 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,280 I hang out there sometimes. So what? 1258 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:50,880 Creepy. So what, I hang out and while I 1259 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:55,280 was there, I, you know, I, I've always been astounded by the, 1260 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,440 the playgrounds that they have now, like compared to when I was 1261 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,240 a kid or playground set in my elementary school was just a 1262 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,920 tire. They, they took a bunch of old 1263 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,240 tires and like nailed them into a big pyramid. 1264 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,240 And then they had tires that they had cut and turned them 1265 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,800 into like a dragon. And I remember like under the 1266 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,800 rubber, these are tires that have been used. 1267 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,520 They were they were junk tires and under the rubber was just 1268 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:28,160 like lots of wire strands and kids would get fucked up on 1269 01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:29,479 those tires, man, They would get. 1270 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,359 Dude yeah I'll never trust a fucking rubber tire mat again in 1271 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:33,560 my life. Oh, is that what that's for? 1272 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,800 I thought you were like pointing at me. 1273 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,120 That's why I like, paused for a second. 1274 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,359 I was like, do I have some trips? 1275 01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:40,399 On one of those mats and hit my head on the corner metal slides 1276 01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:41,160 his. Christ. 1277 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,920 Well they have like just weird playgrounds. 1278 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,160 This school has probably 5 different playgrounds for the 1279 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,640 different grades. And they're, they're each like, 1280 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,760 that's tailored, tailored to each grade in like a way that, 1281 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:03,479 and the way that you like play with them is sometimes it, it's 1282 01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:07,200 so like nebulous in form that the kids just kind of have to 1283 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,840 come up with their own way of playing. 1284 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:14,640 And there's one particular playground, which I will show 1285 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,120 here at the stage. This is, can you see this thing? 1286 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:22,960 It's it's some sort of like Alex handled like sideways rock 1287 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:28,080 climbing wall and it's made out of it's made out of metal and 1288 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,000 that. Looks incredibly dangerous, I. 1289 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,640 Know yeah, off to the on the backside of it though, I've 1290 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,080 noticed it's like a shield wall almost where the kids can hide 1291 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:41,359 behind it and they take this opportunity not to do drugs but 1292 01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:45,560 to do vape. My favorite method of of 1293 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:50,160 rebellion, which is graffiti. But these are little kids, so 1294 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,520 their graffiti is, you know, it's not like fuck the police 1295 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,760 like a cab or anything like that. 1296 01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,200 It's funny stuff like like this. It just says Stinky and it says 1297 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,200 Sigma, Sigma. Yeah, someone got like a Sharpie 1298 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,440 at some point and just went to town on this thing. 1299 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,880 Some real rebels. Yeah, there's some rebels. 1300 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,760 This one just he's a fucking chicken with his butt out, which 1301 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,440 rocks. And this one I. 1302 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,400 Like Connor. This one's a little bit more. 1303 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:20,280 This one feels like against the system, this kids raging against 1304 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,320 the machine. It says. 1305 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:23,320 Timmy, stop playing and do your homework. 1306 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,880 Whoa. You could tell someone told him 1307 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,680 that in life. It's like, yeah, that, that, 1308 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,560 that one's kind of crazy. Yeah, there's also cute. 1309 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,920 Yeah, there's some ladies, Some ladies doing some art. 1310 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,360 Hold on a second. I need to. 1311 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,640 I didn't get a chance to get the other ones here. 1312 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:40,840 Hold on. What was that? 1313 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,840 The last one's the Kitty. One of the kids figured out how 1314 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:47,840 to do stink lines so they did a lot of poops and then it says 1315 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,240 stinky and then has little stink lines above. 1316 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,120 They like saying stinky a lot. Stinky rocks I. 1317 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,000 Think it's one person writing stinky all over it? 1318 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:59,640 No, I actually did it. It looks like it might be 1319 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,000 different because this marker, this one says hold on, it's 1320 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,600 uploading, give us Triangle pizza. 1321 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,960 That one's also kind of like a Rage Against the Machine type 1322 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,560 statement. Yeah, I'm tired of the square 1323 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,840 shit, you know? And that one's done with a 1324 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,520 different marker. You can tell. 1325 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:23,440 Yeah, smaller tip. Yeah, and a lot of among us, 1326 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,120 those are very common among us with butt cheeks and stink 1327 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,240 lines. The stink lines, that's a 1328 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:35,640 returning motif among these. But, and once again, another 1329 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,560 among us, hold on, 1 + 1 equals among us. 1330 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,080 It's kind of an awesome little piece of. 1331 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:44,440 I think my playground had a lot. I mean, there's some things 1332 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,760 scratched in. Yeah. 1333 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:47,600 Well, yeah, our playground sucked. 1334 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,880 Did I have one of those? I don't even know what the game 1335 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,480 is called. It was like a pole with a ball 1336 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:57,360 hole on top where it's shot out in four different directions. 1337 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,120 It says poop. Poop your fart. 1338 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,680 Poop your pants. A pants? 1339 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,800 Maybe that one's done with a pencil. 1340 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,680 That kid was like whoa. Fuck where? 1341 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,240 Fuck you. Look, it's scratch you. 1342 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:12,400 Jayden Oh man, that's that's actually like the one piece of. 1343 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,800 Jackson maybe. I don't know, Jay. 1344 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,320 That's crazy. Yeah, that one's a little bit. 1345 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,440 Yeah, that one's harsh. And then the final, the finale 1346 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:27,800 is once again more. Is it going to upload? 1347 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,680 Is it not working? No. 1348 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,560 Not the bad kids stood at my playground. 1349 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,720 What? There's some of those like what 1350 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,920 are they called? Like a variety with those trees 1351 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,560 that are like very thick, tall, skinny trees. 1352 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,640 There was like 10 of those against the back wall and if you 1353 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,640 just went through them, you were just free and they didn't have 1354 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,920 like a fence back there. So some kids would just leave 1355 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,680 the playground. You can kind of kind of like get 1356 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,720 to the high school and stuff. That's awesome. 1357 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,560 Yeah, I would never go past history so scared. 1358 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,400 The repercussions. It was nice that we had like a 1359 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:12,320 little green spot too. I think they've totally changed 1360 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:17,240 it since then, but I remember the biggest stink was right 1361 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,400 after we graduated from 6th grade. 1362 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:23,720 They redid the slide and had a way cooler one. 1363 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:30,840 And I'd mainly just do swings, like swinging and there was a 1364 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:37,680 bench under a tree and I'd sit there and doodle and yeah, 1365 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,320 recess got pretty boring at a point. 1366 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,840 I mean, it's nice 'cause you're out. 1367 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:45,680 Just more for chit chatting but I wasn't very good at basketball 1368 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,440 and. I was a menace on Foursquare. 1369 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,640 You play Foursquare with me. You're stepping into the lion. 1370 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,160 And is that the thing with the pole in the balls or? 1371 01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:00,880 That's tetherball. No, it it was a pole with like a 1372 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,720 ball receptacle up top with different offshoots. 1373 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,320 So it's like you throw the ball and you don't know which way 1374 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,920 it's going to shoot out. No, no, Foursquare. 1375 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:13,200 Foursquare was, it was usually on like a paved area They had, 1376 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,840 you know, just like a square that's been divided into 4 1377 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:21,040 sections and then each kid stands in a corner and then you 1378 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,320 like pass the ball to each other for some sort of, I forget how 1379 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:28,240 it's played. Incorporated the ball receptacle 1380 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,040 pole for that, but I'm not nobody played it. 1381 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:35,920 Yeah, we, I remember like we, we had, there was like the standard 1382 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,240 rules and then we had like dirty trick rules. 1383 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,480 And like me and my friends were always like, are we playing 1384 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:45,280 dirty? And they would go, yeah, dirty. 1385 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,080 We're playing as dirty as it gets. 1386 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,160 And so we had all these like extra plays and tricks that you 1387 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,880 could do. And I got pretty good at it. 1388 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,680 And then randomly I think like a certain grade hit where it was 1389 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,720 like, don't fucking play that anymore. 1390 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,360 Kind of like when you know, like that age when you realize I 1391 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:08,120 don't want to ever be seen in rollerblades ever again. 24. 1392 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:14,400 Yeah, about 24. Yeah, there was definitely a 1393 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:17,240 moment, maybe like fifth grade, where I was like, no more 4 1394 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,840 square. That's a kids game. 1395 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:24,280 The fuck are you doing? Oh, is that like an old wives 1396 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,920 tale on how to get rid of hiccups? 1397 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,760 Yeah, it's an effective method, unless you want to do the I'll 1398 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,720 give you $100 if you know a hiccup again, but you don't have 1399 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,440 to believe it, and I would too. Yeah, I do. 1400 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,240 I do. The fill your lungs up to 1401 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:44,040 maximum capacity and to the point where it hurts, and then 1402 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:47,800 hold your breath for longer than it would take for you normally 1403 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,880 to hiccup and it. I hope I drink enough water. 1404 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,640 I do. Hold your nose and drink as much 1405 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,520 water as possible. It seems to have worked. 1406 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,120 Yeah, it's a great trick. Do any like we were talking 1407 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,800 about how uneducated we are earlier. 1408 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:09,640 I'm not uneducated, I have my PhD pretty huge Dick but no so 1409 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:12,280 anybody know what? The fuck a hiccup is is that? 1410 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,440 Is that like a like? What is it? 1411 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:19,160 It's. That like a body, it's leftover. 1412 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,720 Thing from when we breathe underwater is my theory. 1413 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,680 When we had multiple stomachs or something like what is the the 1414 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:31,080 point of it? I don't know if there's maybe 1415 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:33,960 to, I mean, shit, you want me to Google? 1416 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,440 Yeah, Google it, dude. Jamie, pull that shit up. 1417 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,920 I want to know. OK, why we? 1418 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:41,720 Hiccup, get AI to answer that Grokit. 1419 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:47,320 Oh, hiccups are believed to be an evolutionary vestige 1420 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:51,320 vestigial. Well, it just doesn't have an 1421 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:55,080 eel at the end from ancient amphibian ancestors. 1422 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,200 I was right back with the rooms in water. 1423 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:01,600 That's. Crazy, but I think that's just 1424 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:06,200 like, maybe a theory. And in cultural folklore, 1425 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:12,880 folklore hiccups were believed to be caused by elves, which. 1426 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,800 One, which one do you think is more probable, that we were 1427 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,800 salamanders or that elves did this to us? 1428 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,680 I'm just going to say now I've seen my baby picture and I 1429 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,000 wasn't a damn fish. Yeah. 1430 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,280 So elves. Riddle me that. 1431 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,720 Elves. Elves. 1432 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,280 Yeah. Yeah, Elves were God's first 1433 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,240 children, I believe. And. 1434 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,280 We we took their land from them. We conquered it. 1435 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:38,200 Well, he made us to. Yeah. 1436 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,360 They grew unruly. They started playing God 1437 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,800 themselves. We were sent. 1438 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:51,080 Yeah, the flood. God sent me a flood in my 1439 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,720 basement that I had to build a little little arc for to get 1440 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,760 around, and I learned some stuff. 1441 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,560 Have you tried skimboarding down there yet? 1442 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:03,600 No, I am just working on my arc I made out of thin brick. 1443 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,600 I brought two dogs, 2 bugs, 22 dead mice. 1444 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:11,480 Made out of incredibly porous non floating brick. 1445 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:16,360 Down there for 30 minutes, I'm going insane. 1446 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,520 It's the mold. It's the mold crazy. 1447 01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:28,240 And yeah, so why did he send the flood? 1448 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:32,120 Should I ask Winder Goon that? Was it to punish us or 1449 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,800 something? I think it was to punish them. 1450 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,800 Them, the animals. Not the animals. 1451 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:42,520 The animals were saved every we in in the in the good book are 1452 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,040 descendants of Noah. OK, we're cool guys. 1453 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:53,040 Everybody else that got buried underwater, they were all evile. 1454 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,480 They made Atlantis. They're evil. 1455 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,520 They were all killed off with the water. 1456 01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,680 So we're the good guys that are leftover. 1457 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,640 Noah's just like us. And all. 1458 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,400 So Pip is also the descendant of the dog in there the. 1459 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:11,680 Two dogs that they brought, brought in on the, on the Noah's 1460 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,840 Ark. There's a famous wood carving of 1461 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,960 Noah and then his wife is bringing a little Pomeranian in 1462 01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,680 a purse. That's Pip's descendant. 1463 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:25,960 It's pretty awesome. But there's multiple stories, I 1464 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,280 think in the Bible where it's like Adam and Eve had to have 1465 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,880 like banged their kids or something at some point in order 1466 01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:34,280 to populate the, the planet. And then Noah, I mean, he just 1467 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,680 had him and like his wife and kids like they would have to be. 1468 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,320 Banging and you need a. You need a pretty large 1469 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:46,240 population to ensure no inbreeding, so I don't know. 1470 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,320 Maybe we're all just inbred a little bit. 1471 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,240 Just. God's playing. 1472 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,480 God's playing. I mean, it can't be that bad. 1473 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,680 Yeah, You know, I've always thought about it like humans. 1474 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,400 There's so many of us and we have a tendency to group up 1475 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:06,360 together. It's a lot easier for us to find 1476 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,920 mates. And then like, when springtime 1477 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,200 comes around, I've been watching these Hawks in the backyard, 1478 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,680 like they're just banging all the time on this branch. 1479 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,320 How hard is it for like apex predators? 1480 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,160 Like imagine something that's just a lone, like a tiger. 1481 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:26,440 How hard is it for them to to go on the prowl, find somebody? 1482 01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:29,200 Yeah, I do wonder, Yeah, if a tiger gets to a point where 1483 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:33,160 they're like, I don't care, my cousin, I got it. 1484 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:38,200 I got to get mine. Like non social animals like I'm 1485 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,560 sure it's so fucking annoying to like. 1486 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,200 Probably why they're all going extinct because they're so 1487 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,640 piggy. So damn piggy and they don't 1488 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,440 know how to survive in a big fucking parking lot that we made 1489 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:50,920 her. Her cat tits aren't big enough. 1490 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:53,200 I think I'll go another 100 miles. 1491 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:57,880 Polar bears seeing the only other polar bear for like a 50 1492 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,640 mile radius. Man, looks a little main sheet. 1493 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:05,320 Man, she's got pointy elbows. I'm good, I'm good on that shit. 1494 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:11,640 Voice a little shrill. Coming off as desperate. 1495 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:16,440 Yeah, bitch. Eating trash out of the ocean, 1496 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:21,160 kind of giving me the egg. I love that. 1497 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,640 Yeah. But anyways I went. 1498 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,560 Do you want? To to. 1499 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,280 You sound like you were about to start talking about something 1500 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,360 else. What? 1501 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,400 I went to an Art Museum the other day that you'd really love 1502 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:42,920 because they have a full section on mid century furniture with 1503 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:48,800 examples of many famous chairs and yeah they just, they know 1504 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,600 touching and some of them just beg to be touched, just dying in 1505 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,960 that room to touch. Same with they have some samurai 1506 01:21:55,960 --> 01:22:01,320 armor and what are they called like tatami mats or whatever and 1507 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,040 they're right there dude, you can't touch them. 1508 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:06,040 I think I've, I've come to terms with a lot of mid century stuff 1509 01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:13,240 where I just go like it's very appealing to me as an aesthetic, 1510 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,920 but I need to just come to terms with the fact that a lot of that 1511 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:20,560 stuff is form over function and it's dead ass uncomfortable. 1512 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:23,360 A horrific decision. Horrific. 1513 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:27,920 Some of the showroom where I've sat on, like all the iconic 1514 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:32,240 chairs that people talk about, Barcelona chairs, the womb 1515 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,800 chair, egg chair. I'm trying to think of other 1516 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,320 chairs. It's cool and they're not very 1517 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:40,640 comfy. Not very comfy. 1518 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:44,000 This. Room, it goes like through a lot 1519 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,720 of eras and yeah, they've got some. 1520 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,800 I don't know if it's from the 70s or what, but it's just like, 1521 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:50,560 here's a chair. It's just a Bigfoot. 1522 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,600 That's not a chair. There's nowhere to sit on it. 1523 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,640 And there's one that's just made of rags that are zip tied 1524 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,200 together. That one actually looks kind of 1525 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:02,040 comfortable. But some of them where I'm like, 1526 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:06,640 I know that's a $10,000 chair. It just doesn't look, yeah, it 1527 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,920 doesn't look like I don't want to, you know, I don't want to 1528 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,840 sit in it too long. But God is so beautiful. 1529 01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,760 God is so gorgeous. You know what they all said 1530 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:17,760 there? Shout out New Fields Museum. 1531 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:22,160 They're doing that orchid thing. I don't think I like orchids 1532 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:23,400 that much. They're just putting them 1533 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,520 randomly in every room. Not an appealing flower to me 1534 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:27,760 with a flower. Sorry. 1535 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:32,320 Yeah, They're like, look at these beautiful orchids. 1536 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:33,880 They look kind of gross. They look like. 1537 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,720 They look like the the monster from Stranger Things. 1538 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:41,480 I don't know, they're just, they're kind of like, they look 1539 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:43,200 like they have their tongue out or something. 1540 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:46,080 Orchid. I don't. 1541 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:49,880 Like it? And I feel like my opinion 1542 01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,560 should be shared on that. Yeah, those are. 1543 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,040 Yeah, they're not. They're not great. 1544 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,360 They're a mid plant and I think they're overhyped. 1545 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:58,880 Yeah, if you like orchids, you know. 1546 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:03,080 Ever heard of a Snapdragon? OK, that's what an orchid wishes 1547 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,800 it could be. Might be a sub CPCS of orchids 1548 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,440 or something. The rest of the orchids need to 1549 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:12,240 catch the fuck up OK, because snapdragons rock and they look 1550 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:16,480 better than orchids ever could. I don't like roses, not much 1551 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:18,000 either. I don't know what flower I do 1552 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,960 like. I think some of them when I see 1553 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,600 them. I don't know the names of them, 1554 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:24,400 but I know I do not love orchids. 1555 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:27,280 Not enough to put them in a fucking museum, that's for sure. 1556 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:31,200 Oh my God. And you know, I felt a little 1557 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,520 like they just slapped orchids around. 1558 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:36,320 It's like, here's some beautiful mid century furniture. 1559 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,440 How about a vase full of orchids in between them? 1560 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:41,760 Fuck you. And I can't touch them. 1561 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:48,000 I don't know, they just guys. If you have an orchid, fuck you 1562 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,000 you. Know what it was? 1563 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,360 It was probably a guy that was a florist and he was like, I have 1564 01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,880 way too many orchids. Let me see if I can dupe this 1565 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,720 museum and. Somebody's got to help me. 1566 01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:00,240 Well, they have a beautiful. Greenhouse stuff there too, but 1567 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,080 I made the mistake of playing Rust the night before so we made 1568 01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:05,680 it there with like an hour and a half. 1569 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:09,800 Not enough time for a museum. But you know what? 1570 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,080 Quick praise for a new game guys. 1571 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:18,480 Slay the Spire 2 rules. That game rules. 1572 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:20,800 Just the first one, but better. I've not played it. 1573 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,560 Have you played the first one? No, but since we're getting into 1574 01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,280 this start, go ahead top of the screen game, recommend it, new 1575 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:32,160 game hype or something. Give us a little segment title 1576 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,920 for this, because since we're talking about games, I got a 1577 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:38,760 fucking line up of some games. Yeah, Bob, Bob, thanks. 1578 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:42,640 I got a line up of click. On that and change it. 1579 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,920 OK so you said Slay the Spire 2. I never even played the first 1580 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:47,480 one. What is? 1581 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:53,560 What type of game is it? It's rogue like, but it's really 1582 01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,880 it's like a card one where you have like attacks and defend is 1583 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,480 like the basic, you know, get your shield up, do your attacks. 1584 01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:04,440 Very addicting, pretty simple. But you know, there's like a lot 1585 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,680 of different, you unlock new cards and stuff. 1586 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:11,000 And the second one has multiplayer so you can play with 1587 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:15,480 your friend up to 4 and it's super fucking fun. 1588 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,080 I mean, it's like 1. Just look at the reviews on the 1589 01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:19,280 first one. You'll be like Oh my God. 1590 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:21,760 Yeah, that's just like one of those games I've never even seen 1591 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,600 before, but I've heard people talk about it. 1592 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,800 Super. I mean, it's the second one's 1593 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:30,000 just new characters and. MO better. 1594 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,240 Smoother animations and multiplayer. 1595 01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:36,360 It's really good. I've also been playing Rust 1596 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:43,120 again, which is what, 2026? Playing Rust and Lee and I 1597 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:46,400 played a real Rust wipe with Sichom where I actually like 1598 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,960 woke up. Classic Rust. 1599 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:52,760 Didn't shower, got on. My biggest is still here. 1600 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:56,360 You have to treat it like a job. It's it is a job. 1601 01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:59,600 It's insane. Sichom had a fucking app on his 1602 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,760 phone where he could open up doors and check if we died. 1603 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:06,920 That like I think Bizzle said it best, but he, he's always said 1604 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:12,640 like if that was around when I was like 15, that would be the 1605 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,680 only game I played. Being able to just like check 1606 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:19,360 your base on your phone, have your your CCTV cameras. 1607 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:23,240 Hooked up cameras? Yeah, he would like to. 1608 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,600 They just did a new painting update. 1609 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,880 Oh, really? New canvases. 1610 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,160 You can do stained glass. Stained glass. 1611 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,440 Do neon signs. They finally made it where you 1612 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:37,520 can move the access so you can zoom in on different parts. 1613 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:38,400 Oh. That's sick. 1614 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,280 Pretty good. That's sick. 1615 01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:42,680 I've been. What's your big recommendation? 1616 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,200 I got a couple of them. We've been kind of on like a 1617 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:51,200 gaming hot streak recently. Half Sword if you've seen that 1618 01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,360 game. I haven't played the, I've 1619 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,120 played the demo, I haven't played the release well. 1620 01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,640 I saw the the full release of the game, it had horrific 1621 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,040 reviews and so I was like what the fuck? 1622 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,320 It's probably probably evened out now, but. 1623 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,000 Well. I started to play it and I 1624 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,760 didn't get it. I was like, it's kind of lame. 1625 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,480 You know, you just play as a guy. 1626 01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:12,400 It's like a little physics like hack and slash game. 1627 01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:18,400 And then when my character died, he was just gone. 1628 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:20,920 Like I had to make a new character start over from 1629 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:24,520 scratch. And and I was like, hold up a 1630 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,880 second. Whoa. 1631 01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:28,840 And like, as you play your guy in the very beginning, you're 1632 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:31,640 given like, you're basically like, lower than a peasant. 1633 01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,080 You're just a guy with a like a, a rag tunic. 1634 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,920 You look like Dobby from Harry Potter. 1635 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:38,640 Yeah. And you're given like maybe a 1636 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,720 knife, maybe like a mallet or something. 1637 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:43,560 In between Smeagol and Gause, yeah. 1638 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:50,160 And as you like work your way through and win more and more 1639 01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:53,840 fights, your guy like puts on muscle and so by the time. 1640 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,920 That's cool. Like you, you'll go through some 1641 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:58,480 fights and every once in a while you'll give, you'll, you'll be 1642 01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:00,600 given like a tourney that you can go through. 1643 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:04,160 And the tourney will be like seven rounds where you're 1644 01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:05,920 fighting progressively harder people. 1645 01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:09,600 And if you make your way through the tourney, you like rank up. 1646 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:14,120 And so by the time you're a knight or like a Lord, you're 1647 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:18,600 dude, your guys got traps and fucking lats that hang off of 1648 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,960 them like sides of beef. Dude, your guy gets real 1649 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:25,480 muscular and so if he if he does die like you legitimately, you 1650 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:28,080 lose all that damn muscle mass, man, you got to start over at 1651 01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:31,280 little skeleton guy. It's sad, it's sad. 1652 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,120 It's like. Rust. 1653 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,240 If you die, you lose it all. Yeah. 1654 01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:37,600 And once I realized that mechanic, I was kind of, it made 1655 01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,160 me sit up a little bit more. Yeah, that having steaks like 1656 01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:43,720 that kind of makes me a little bit more engaged. 1657 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,760 You should do that. Anime glasses lift up more. 1658 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,560 That or the yeah when. You're getting serious. 1659 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:58,280 Yeah, that game rocks me. Stalt Bizzle and Dugo and I 1660 01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:01,000 think Willard a little bit played this game called Klekka 1661 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,840 where you're in like an elevator that's alive. 1662 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:09,000 It's like a monster elevator and it brings you to different like 1663 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,560 floors. And then you go out to the floor 1664 01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:14,080 and you have to collect shit to feed the elevator or else it it 1665 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:17,920 will eat you. And as it goes down floors, it 1666 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,480 expends energy. That's a pretty fun game. 1667 01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:25,800 It's like a friend slop game. But it's like really, it's like 1668 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:32,000 like very Russian, you know? So if you're into that, also 1669 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:38,320 over the top, it's like a World War One game that is. 1670 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:42,160 Have you played Hell Let Loose? No. 1671 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:43,880 No. Have you played? 1672 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:47,800 But I know what it is. Civil war game called like hey 1673 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:50,520 fuck. I haven't played, but I know 1674 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:52,960 what genre you're talking about. It's very much like a. 1675 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:58,600 Ton of people. Like 200 people voiping and it's 1676 01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,760 the First World War one game where you can build your own 1677 01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:05,000 trenches so if you see an enemy trench ahead you can kind of 1678 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,360 just like Burrow your way to them. 1679 01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:09,440 That sounds. Fun it can be. 1680 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:12,480 It can be pretty good. And just to make like I think 1681 01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:16,240 the the Horror Story of every World War One interview I've 1682 01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:19,920 seen is the guys going like you'd stick your head up for one 1683 01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:24,080 inch above the trench and it would get blown smooth off the 1684 01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:26,960 that game. They they don't let you aim down 1685 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,000 your sights. The most you can do is just kind 1686 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:33,560 of like aim your gun up and that way I I guess you're no man's 1687 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:36,960 land isn't as brutal as it traditionally would be. 1688 01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:39,360 Real war. Yeah, and so there's. 1689 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,960 The game isn't as brutal as real. 1690 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:45,440 War, yeah, believe it or not, like gamifying World War One 1691 01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:48,360 was. I think the more accurate you 1692 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:50,600 get it, the less fun it is 'cause I feel like a lot of 1693 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:54,680 dudes just either died of dysentery in the trenches or if 1694 01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:57,640 they tried to do anything heroic, they just got blown 1695 01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:02,080 apart in like one second. But they tried to get a fraction 1696 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:05,120 of realism in there, which means your screen gets shaken for like 1697 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:08,920 just minutes on installed, put in a clip of some screen 1698 01:32:08,920 --> 01:32:10,640 shaking. There was a moment where we were 1699 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:14,040 sitting there like trying to make a a trench underneath a a 1700 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:19,840 tank and they were bombarding us with mortars. 1701 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:21,920 And I'm like, this is getting to the point where I'm getting 1702 01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:23,680 motion sick. Your screens just going like 1703 01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:27,160 it's just shaking everywhere I was. 1704 01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:30,400 I was getting, I was getting what they call it back in shell 1705 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,120 shocked. I was getting shell shocked 1706 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:35,360 Yeah. And let's see what else is there 1707 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,320 over the top. Kletka half sword. 1708 01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:43,000 Oh, Skate. I got back on skate because I 1709 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:46,840 saw there was an update. They've done something to it. 1710 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,000 It's gotten a little bit better and I. 1711 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:54,640 Think I'm listening cautiously. And they've, they've filled in 1712 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,240 the map. The map. 1713 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,480 Isn't so like cartoonishly sanitized? 1714 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:01,600 They've they've put garbage around. 1715 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,400 Yeah, they put garbage around. They put graffiti on the walls. 1716 01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:08,440 They added like they've added a bunch of stuff. 1717 01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:11,440 There's more like alleys with like little St. spots. 1718 01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:15,840 I think it's I've been spending probably from like I go to bed 1719 01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:19,560 at 12 about 11:00. I go, all right guys, I'm 1720 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,160 getting on a. Couple quick rounds. 1721 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:23,560 I just get on there and fiddle around and smoke. 1722 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:26,920 OK. It's it's a much better after 1723 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,720 dinner meant than it was on release. 1724 01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:34,720 OK, I like the sound of that. Yeah, but know what I just found 1725 01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:38,840 out, guys? That made the flood even worse 1726 01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:43,600 is because the day of the flood, I had set up to play Viva Pinata 1727 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:48,360 Trouble in Paradise on stream 'cause it's on Xbox Cloud 1728 01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:51,760 streaming. And I mean, I fucking love that 1729 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:56,320 game when I was a kid and I played a little bit before and 1730 01:33:56,320 --> 01:34:00,720 the magic is still there. The it's exactly as I left it. 1731 01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:06,600 Beautiful soundtrack, incredible pinata animals, the the joy of a 1732 01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:10,880 new one coming to your garden. My God it is electric. 1733 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,120 And I'd never actually played Trouble in Paradise, which is 1734 01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:18,960 like a sequel, more like ADLC to the first one. 1735 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:22,320 I'd never even seen the sand or snow biomes. 1736 01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:28,800 So pretty exciting and I'm I'm going to stream that soon. 1737 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,040 I might do that today. I don't know. 1738 01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:32,680 I'm going to have to check how bad the basement flooded. 1739 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:37,560 It'll never let me play Viva Pinata when I want, but I don't 1740 01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:39,120 know if you ever played that when you were a kid. 1741 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,400 No, I didn't. Those games fucking rule. 1742 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:44,880 No. I fucking love Viva pinata. 1743 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:52,800 What kind of game even is it? Kind of like I know they just 1744 01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:54,960 made a Pokémon game that's kind of similar. 1745 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:58,440 It's like a creature capture cozy. 1746 01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:03,880 You make a garden and then it's like you plant a sunflower. 1747 01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:09,680 Now a bee is near your garden. Then you meet another condition. 1748 01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:11,400 Now the bee's living in your garden. 1749 01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:16,040 You have another condition. That bee's banging another bee 1750 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:17,840 in a home. You made it and they're making 1751 01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:21,120 more and it's. Like The Sims? 1752 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:25,760 But it's not just insects. The thrill really comes when you 1753 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:29,400 get to high tier pinatas. Like you see a horse pinata or a 1754 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,640 deer. I remember the doughnut from 1755 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:33,600 when I was a kid. I'm like, Oh my God. 1756 01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:37,400 And in this one I saw a camel huge. 1757 01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:40,640 But it's like you have to kind of pick like, do you want a 1758 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,560 bunch of water in your garden? You're going to get a lot of 1759 01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:45,360 aquatic pinatas, but then you're not going to meet the conditions 1760 01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:49,200 to have these tall grass pinatas, you know, and it's, 1761 01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:55,520 it's really just about building a garden and shoveling and 1762 01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:59,120 watering plants. But the thrill comes from a job 1763 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:02,160 well done of like look at all these beautiful pinatas. 1764 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:06,160 And really the goal is you make pinatas happy so you can shoot 1765 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:09,280 them out of a big cannon to parties that way they've got a 1766 01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:13,080 pinata. But I just let them all coexist. 1767 01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:15,760 I don't let any predators in my garden. 1768 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:23,640 I had a bit of a problem with some foxes, but it's I there was 1769 01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:27,840 a show back in the day too. I saw Fox in real life recently 1770 01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:29,880 and. They're cool. 1771 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,280 Really rare, I think in these parts. 1772 01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:36,680 And I saw it and at first I was like, that's majestic. 1773 01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,880 And then I realized it was just hanging out in a strip mall 1774 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:43,680 parking lot and was just looking around like kind of scared and 1775 01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:45,400 alone. It was like, where's the woods? 1776 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,720 How did I get? Here in the nature beautiful. 1777 01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:50,440 Yeah, he. He was just kind of like 1778 01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:53,360 standing next to a Sherwin-Williams in a in a pizza 1779 01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:57,840 place and he was just kind of looking around and, and then he 1780 01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:00,960 scurried away and. I'd drive a really big guy 1781 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:05,520 around here, see like coyotes and be like cool coyote and I'm 1782 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,320 like things going to kill a bunch of cats and then just kind 1783 01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:15,760 of live in this concrete jungle. That's sad, that one Chupacabra 1784 01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:18,920 in the backyard, getting a little scared that with a 1785 01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:22,160 getting warmer, I don't know if that thing's alive in there or 1786 01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:24,720 not in that big hole in the ground. 1787 01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:30,200 And I will soon find out or it's going to start stinking like 1788 01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:33,040 that chupacabra in a big hole in my backyard. 1789 01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:36,120 But I heard it scream one night. I. 1790 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:41,440 It was alive for a point. I'm worried it's going to try to 1791 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:45,000 kill Pep because come here, come here. 1792 01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:49,120 He's gotten, he's a fat little idiot and I don't think, I don't 1793 01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:54,480 think he could fight. It Yeah, he. 1794 01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:57,640 Imagine this versus Chupacabra. It's over for him. 1795 01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:01,160 Hi, Pip. Pip, Hi. 1796 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:02,840 Hi. Say hi. 1797 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:05,560 Hi, he's not looking sweetheart. Scared of me? 1798 01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:09,560 Making noise He doesn't really like being picked up, he does. 1799 01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:11,360 He doesn't seem that happy right now is. 1800 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:16,640 This tail wagging check. He doesn't have a tail. 1801 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,480 What the fuck? You take it from him, he 1802 01:38:19,480 --> 01:38:21,200 doesn't. He seems awkward. 1803 01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,800 He seems. Yeah, Gwen actually likes being 1804 01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:26,760 picked up. I've noticed that get away from 1805 01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:29,840 me, like after we put the girls to bed. 1806 01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:34,120 Abby's like I, I like having Gwen in the bed when you go 1807 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:36,840 downstairs 'cause like, I just don't like being alone in the in 1808 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:40,360 the bedroom. I'm like, OK, so sometimes Gwen 1809 01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:43,040 will fall asleep on the couch and Abby will be like in the 1810 01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:45,520 bedroom going like Gwen, please come here, please. 1811 01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:48,120 And I'll like walk by and Gwen will look at me and just be 1812 01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:51,640 like, like, I'm not moving. Your turn. 1813 01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:55,520 And so Abby eventually will be like, hey, like carry her in 1814 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:58,080 here. And I pick her up and I think 1815 01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:01,040 she fucking likes it. I think she doesn't want to go 1816 01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:04,400 so that she can just be carried. She's like, if I just sit here 1817 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:08,120 non compliant enough, he's going to pick me up and carry me like 1818 01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:11,960 a little baby. He makes, I mean, he makes 1819 01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:16,760 noises like when he's happy and when he's angry. 1820 01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:20,200 And it's hard to tell sometimes because when he's playing, he's 1821 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:25,040 just constantly like, and then if he's you pick him up and he 1822 01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:30,000 doesn't like it, He's like, and my favorite times are like now, 1823 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:35,160 well before the flooding when it would storm because he's scared 1824 01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:37,520 of storms. I guess it's kind of cruel, but 1825 01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:40,880 it's like the only time he'll come and sleep underneath the 1826 01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:44,640 covers and or like if I'm on the couch, he'll go underneath a 1827 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:47,200 blanket. And he's perfectly fine with the 1828 01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,400 other dogs 'cause he's so scared of the Thunder. 1829 01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,640 And it's when he's the most cuddly. 1830 01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:54,400 He's not very cuddly most of the time. 1831 01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:55,960 Like you pick him up and grab him and he's just. 1832 01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:01,720 Like I have AI don't know I I've always like. 1833 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:03,840 He's. Cute though I I like a dog that 1834 01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:06,960 you can sit there and scratch and annoy. 1835 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:10,240 He likes to be a pet and stuff but like if I lay on the couch 1836 01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:14,760 and I'm like come here, he'll lay next to me but not like she 1837 01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:19,200 has a dog that is it'll just wrap around you. 1838 01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:22,840 It just wants to be like laying on you at all times. 1839 01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:27,440 Make me kind of annoying, but it is like I'm up late at night. 1840 01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,680 It's a total betrayal to Pip. But sometimes he'll come out on 1841 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,720 the couch and just wrap around me and I'm like, this is 1842 01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:36,960 awesome, This is so awesome. And then creepy Pennywise dog 1843 01:40:36,960 --> 01:40:39,560 will just be sitting like 4 feet away staring at me. 1844 01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,840 Yeah. You just see his eyes down the 1845 01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,880 hallway. It's just simplest times at 1846 01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:47,400 night when all three of them are just laying at different points 1847 01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:49,880 on the couch. Feels feels awesome. 1848 01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:53,560 Makes my girlfriend really jealous because she, I mean she 1849 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:57,960 likes dogs probably like 5 times more than I do and she's like 1850 01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:00,520 you know, I should go to real work and go to bed early and 1851 01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:01,800 stuff. And sometimes I'll just send a 1852 01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:04,200 picture of all the dogs on the couch and it just pisses her 1853 01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,800 off. Like that's my dream Why? 1854 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:10,040 I'm like they're they all stink and they're ugly. 1855 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,200 I don't even like them here. Take them with you. 1856 01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:17,120 Take them with you to work. Yeah, they're grown on me. 1857 01:41:17,120 --> 01:41:19,720 They're grown. There's just so many dogs, dude. 1858 01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:20,920 Three dogs. Nobody shoves. 1859 01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:25,040 No, it's way too many. It's too, and they're all, 1860 01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:27,520 they're all kind of creepy in their own ways and it's just, 1861 01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:28,600 they creep me out. Yeah. 1862 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,080 Stink. The what the. 1863 01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:35,160 The Pennywise dog. One of the grossest things I've 1864 01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:38,720 ever smelled my life is that when he gets really scared, he 1865 01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:41,720 like shoots anal gland juice like a skunk. 1866 01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:43,600 Fuck. It's only happened a couple 1867 01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:49,040 times, but it's a very weird. I don't know if it's a thing a 1868 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:51,560 vet can fix or what, but. Yeah, they go, they milk them, 1869 01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:54,160 dude. I, I get, I get Gwen brought to 1870 01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:57,680 the vet and they, they go in there, they fucking, they Lube 1871 01:41:57,680 --> 01:41:59,240 up their finger and they blast her ass. 1872 01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:01,960 And what's crazy is like she knows what the vet is. 1873 01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:03,400 And we go, hey, we're going to the vet. 1874 01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:06,240 And she's like, wow, yeah, she loves it. 1875 01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:07,840 So I know they're not aggressive. 1876 01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:10,200 They're not too mean to her, then. 1877 01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:12,520 Well, this dog doesn't like other people, so I'm like, I'm 1878 01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:14,800 not going to bring it to a vet. You don't want to get your dog 1879 01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:15,880 and. It's an asshole. 1880 01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:19,120 Bad owner. Bad owner. 1881 01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:21,400 That's not my job. That's not my job. 1882 01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:25,960 No, it's not your job, but I think every owner is obligated 1883 01:42:25,960 --> 01:42:27,080 to. Get to their dogs. 1884 01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,840 Yeah, they owe it. You got to get your dog 1885 01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:31,640 fingered. It's part of owning a dog. 1886 01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:34,600 Pippa's never made a cent like that in this life. 1887 01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:36,560 He he doesn't need to get fingered. 1888 01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:40,920 He doesn't when they start doing that thing where they like scoot 1889 01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:43,720 their ass on the ground or if they lick their own asshole a 1890 01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:46,720 lot, they got anal gland problems. 1891 01:42:47,440 --> 01:42:51,200 Hey, he doesn't do that. He just he stores up a little 1892 01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:53,400 secret. Amount and he squirts it like a 1893 01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:55,480 like a squid. It's like. 1894 01:42:56,120 --> 01:42:57,880 That's crazy. Oh, does it actually like 1895 01:42:57,960 --> 01:42:59,280 liquid? Like you don't. 1896 01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,560 See it, but like I've smelled it before on the couch and I'm 1897 01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,600 like, Jesus Christ, what is that? 1898 01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:07,200 And it's him. It's him. 1899 01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:10,880 Like if somebody like bum bum bum on the door or something, or 1900 01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:14,000 I don't know, if he's dead asleep and then he's startled 1901 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:17,000 awake every once in a blue moon, he'll just shoot the most foul 1902 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:19,720 smelling. If someone's knocking on my door 1903 01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:23,000 and he does that, then you're letting them into your like, 1904 01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:27,080 must covered home. Oh, dude, that's why they, I 1905 01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:29,480 don't let them into if somebody's knock, knocking on my 1906 01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:30,880 door, they're not coming in the house. 1907 01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:32,760 It's not one of my friends or something, you know? 1908 01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:36,120 I don't live in like a fucking sitcom where my friends are just 1909 01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:38,920 stopping by. Sorry, my home in the 1910 01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:40,240 neighborhood when? You were in the driveway. 1911 01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:44,640 My dog released his his his scared pheromones all throughout 1912 01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,840 the living. Room and I want to be honest, if 1913 01:43:46,840 --> 01:43:49,240 you walk in here, he's going to freak you out by the way he 1914 01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:50,960 looks. He's just standing in a stink 1915 01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:53,800 cloud. A full green stink cloud. 1916 01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:57,480 He's just very. Awkward, his own eyes watering. 1917 01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:00,000 And he's the biggest one out on any of them. 1918 01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:04,800 And he's like the we took him to a trainer once and they're like, 1919 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:08,120 he's very. Like he's a fucking dog. 1920 01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:11,080 Out. Yeah, he very needs to get away 1921 01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:14,640 from me. This dog's like a skinwalker. 1922 01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:16,200 Get this dog out of here, dude. He. 1923 01:44:16,240 --> 01:44:19,480 Said he he has like incredibly low self-confidence or 1924 01:44:19,480 --> 01:44:20,920 something. I'm like, is that even a thing a 1925 01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:24,800 dog gonna have? I didn't know dogs could be like 1926 01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:26,680 insecure. I don't know. 1927 01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:28,480 I think she was just like, get the. 1928 01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:31,120 Fucking this fuck out of here. Dude. 1929 01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:35,840 Maybe started to miss. Her maybe she meant like this 1930 01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:38,640 dog makes me have low self-confidence in my ability to 1931 01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:41,040 train dogs. This dog is so fucking odd. 1932 01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:43,680 It's not a dog. I don't know what the fuck you 1933 01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:45,440 brought me, but get this out of here. 1934 01:44:46,480 --> 01:44:50,720 He genuinely like freaked me out the first couple times I went to 1935 01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:52,840 her apartment 'cause I can't emphasize. 1936 01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:58,960 Like he's nice, but for the most part he just will sit there and 1937 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:04,120 like, like blank face, eyes pointing completely differently, 1938 01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:06,760 stare at you. And he's like a big dog. 1939 01:45:06,760 --> 01:45:10,280 And it's just like, hey, man, like you can't read him. 1940 01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:13,520 I'd be like, is he going to bite me or something? 1941 01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:14,720 And she'd be like, no, he likes you. 1942 01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:16,840 I'm like really? Like does he? 1943 01:45:17,160 --> 01:45:18,520 She's like, that's why he's near you. 1944 01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,760 Like, I don't know, dogs. Can be born with like mental 1945 01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:24,240 problems like have you ever considered that? 1946 01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:28,840 Just self. He's just not self assured. 1947 01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:32,880 No, he's not. He doesn't have like a good 1948 01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:36,000 sense of self. Like he has no idea he exists. 1949 01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:41,040 Like, he's a smart dog in that he can, you know, like. 1950 01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:43,040 Stare. Stare Like basic. 1951 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:46,200 Algebra. Yeah, no, like he's not. 1952 01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:49,320 I've seen dumbass. My mom has a dumbass dog right 1953 01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:57,000 now and like this dog's not like bulldog dumb but he's just 1954 01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:01,120 weird. Maybe there's a pill we can give 1955 01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:03,120 him something. Straighten up. 1956 01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:06,920 Yeah, the limitless pill. Dog lobotomy or something that 1957 01:46:07,360 --> 01:46:08,720 can. Strange his eyes out if. 1958 01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:13,160 He could like be a little more like even if his eyes pointed 1959 01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:16,040 right, Get him some glasses or something. 1960 01:46:16,920 --> 01:46:19,440 Yeah. I don't know. 1961 01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:23,840 He's just like him. Oh, my God. 1962 01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:27,720 I'm just kidding. He's actually probably my a lot 1963 01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:29,280 of times. He's my favorite of the dogs 1964 01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:31,840 because he doesn't do anything really wrong. 1965 01:46:33,080 --> 01:46:34,920 He's just a chill dude. He's just creepy. 1966 01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:37,880 He's just like your friend. That's a little creepy. 1967 01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:42,240 Everyone knows one. Everyone's got one. 1968 01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:46,200 Yeah. Well, it is about that time, 1969 01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:49,400 guys. Please don't name this episode 1970 01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:51,440 something Mother related because she'll see that. 1971 01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:59,880 Name it something, call it non family related and we'll see. 1972 01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:04,520 Not family, Yeah. We don't talk about like mom. 1973 01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:08,120 At all. Yeah, don't don't even do that, 1974 01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:09,200 please. I make you. 1975 01:47:09,200 --> 01:47:10,800 I thank you. I thank you. 1976 01:47:12,480 --> 01:47:14,880 Yeah. Any should we give any 1977 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:18,880 indication of the video you recorded last week or I don't 1978 01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:20,680 know? When it's going to be finished, 1979 01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:26,440 our editor seems to have taken a particular autistic focus on it. 1980 01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:30,440 Interesting. Yeah, we have a, we recorded a 1981 01:47:30,440 --> 01:47:33,960 video and we got, we got our best on it. 1982 01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,800 We got Swift editing it right now. 1983 01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:39,080 And he was talking to me yesterday and he's like, look, 1984 01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:42,480 he's like check this out. He's made a Pinterest mood board 1985 01:47:42,480 --> 01:47:45,480 for what he thinks the visual vibe of the video should be. 1986 01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:50,960 And I'm like, I think you are overthinking this 100%. 1987 01:47:51,360 --> 01:47:53,280 He's like what? What are you thinking for like 1988 01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:56,680 this like vibe I've. Got a bunch of chicken bones 1989 01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:59,280 that I'm sorting. Through I'm like, I don't think 1990 01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:02,600 I've ever made a mood board for anything in my fucking life, let 1991 01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:04,520 alone a video. I don't even do a mood board for 1992 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:07,320 my wedding, I don't think. I don't know if I would do it 1993 01:48:07,320 --> 01:48:12,240 for a for a patron exclusive gameplay video. 1994 01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:16,160 But you know, maybe I'll maybe that would be awesome. 1995 01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:21,560 I hope it includes a picture of the mood board this video was 1996 01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:26,720 inspired by. Would that even consist of two 1997 01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:29,880 guys? Guys kissing mood board. 1998 01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:33,240 Guys sitting on a couch playing a game. 1999 01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:37,320 I'm kind of thinking like 2 guys playing a video game type guy. 2000 01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:39,680 Drinking a beer with the controller out. 2001 01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:45,160 No is because of the subject matter of it. 2002 01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:49,960 I don't want to say what game guys the he's going for. 2003 01:48:49,960 --> 01:48:57,080 Like he was looking for like 19, seventies, 1960s office vibe in 2004 01:48:57,080 --> 01:49:02,720 terms of assets he could make for the video. 2005 01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:06,920 And I was like I said, dude, you're overthinking it. 2006 01:49:06,920 --> 01:49:10,760 But while you're in this weird little state of visuals, I was 2007 01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:14,320 like, look up the 1960s IBM headquarters with their giant 2008 01:49:14,320 --> 01:49:16,800 magnetic reel to reel supercomputers. 2009 01:49:17,560 --> 01:49:20,720 And he was like, this is exactly what I'm looking for, OK. 2010 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:27,880 Final touch for my mood board. Now to add flair, a little puff 2011 01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:32,160 of glitter. Yeah, it is funny though. 2012 01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:37,880 Like intuitively I think he he's, he's trying to nail down 2013 01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:42,760 the visual so much. Whereas for for me, more than 2014 01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:47,040 anything, when I'm editing, I try to get down like a like a 2015 01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:52,480 pacing like AI, like I try to view and go like I'm, I swear to 2016 01:49:52,480 --> 01:49:55,360 God, I hope there's no like lull in this. 2017 01:49:55,720 --> 01:49:59,880 And I constantly try to go like, what if I just click ahead to 2018 01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:03,120 like 14 minutes into this video? Is it going to be good right 2019 01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:06,640 here, you know? And so I try to keep like at 2020 01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:11,280 least a consistency of like timeliness throughout it, even 2021 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:15,240 if it's a long video. And and then after I get like a 2022 01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:19,800 good, I guess pacing down and I feel like everything's landing 2023 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,840 and it's like funny throughout. Then I I start getting into like 2024 01:50:22,840 --> 01:50:26,720 the visuals, but he's very much starting with the visuals. 2025 01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:29,400 I. Think it will bear interest in 2026 01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:30,760 fruit? I think so too. 2027 01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:35,000 I think so too. I I love looking at people's 2028 01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:42,080 editing workflow because of all the colleagues that I've talked 2029 01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:44,880 to about it. Everybody does it differently. 2030 01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:47,920 Every single person does it differently. 2031 01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:51,400 What what's really cool is if you're into, you know, let's say 2032 01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:54,840 Premiere Resolve or like whatever software you use, just 2033 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:58,360 look at somebody else's setup. Like the way that you can set up 2034 01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:03,040 the workflow, you can customize your, your entire like how you 2035 01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:05,720 work on it. Everybody's got a different 2036 01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:06,960 setup. What key? 2037 01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:09,880 Binds, yeah. What windows to have on there? 2038 01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:11,280 What windows not to have on there? 2039 01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:14,720 Some people do the the dual program monitor and then what? 2040 01:51:14,720 --> 01:51:20,640 The other one is source monitor. It's it's fascinating watching 2041 01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:23,360 people try to figure out how to edit because I don't think any 2042 01:51:23,360 --> 01:51:26,720 of us have, I don't know a single YouTube that went to like 2043 01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:30,120 film school and got taught. Everybody I know is self-taught. 2044 01:51:31,160 --> 01:51:34,200 And by self-taught, I mean taught by Indian tutorial man on 2045 01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:37,000 YouTube. Yeah, that's what I really mean 2046 01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:38,640 by that. The real film school. 2047 01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:44,360 God dude every this entire empire was built by Indian 2048 01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:47,720 tutorial man instructions. They they make 92nd videos 2049 01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:50,960 straight to the point. That's if you were to ask me 2050 01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:52,920 who's your. They've saved me more than once 2051 01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:54,640 on various. Types and they don't say like 2052 01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:57,680 hey dude, like like and subscribe if this none of that 2053 01:51:57,680 --> 01:51:59,440 shit. They straight point fucking 2054 01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:00,960 point. You turn it on, they go oh, 2055 01:52:00,960 --> 01:52:01,840 you're having a problem with this. 2056 01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:04,880 This is how you fix it. Boo, Sometimes you might even 2057 01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:07,880 need a little more. It's like I don't even know 2058 01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,480 what's really happening. I don't know what software it 2059 01:52:10,480 --> 01:52:12,040 is, but it. Has the little yellow 2060 01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:15,800 highlighter over their cursor. I don't know what that is. 2061 01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:19,240 That was the greatest tutorial invention of all time. 2062 01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:20,680 Like. I'm about to show an. 2063 01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:21,960 Idiot. How to use software. 2064 01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,200 Let's put a giant highlighter on my cursor. 2065 01:52:25,240 --> 01:52:27,360 Yeah, they rock. They rock. 2066 01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:30,320 They've helped me with my audio issues a million times. 2067 01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:35,120 Yeah, with setting up OPS. Hey, I learned how to do motion. 2068 01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:38,400 Tracking on resolve. By an Indian guy. 2069 01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:42,880 It just, they're like the world's IT department or 2070 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:47,200 something. Yeah, those videos deserved. 2071 01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:51,000 They deserve their own YouTube. In a way, a lot of compensation. 2072 01:52:52,480 --> 01:52:55,520 Yeah. I feel like if if if I'm like 2073 01:52:55,520 --> 01:52:56,400 just. Wanting to be. 2074 01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:59,240 Entertained, I feel like I should have regular YouTube, but 2075 01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:02,160 I'm I am sick and tired of trying to learn something new 2076 01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:07,240 and then I I find a video that's not by Indian guy and it's like, 2077 01:53:07,760 --> 01:53:10,360 hey guys, welcome to my channel. If you like this video, go ahead 2078 01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:11,640 and give it a like and subscribe. 2079 01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:14,840 If you're looking to do this here's my 12 step process. 2080 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:19,040 It's a fucking 40 minute long video of how to do when I was 2081 01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:22,440 learning motion tracking. The two videos I had one was 2082 01:53:22,520 --> 01:53:27,360 American guy, 25 minutes long. The second one was the one that 2083 01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:31,480 I actually used Indian guy 90 seconds 90 seconds. 2084 01:53:31,480 --> 01:53:34,920 He filled me in on everything and the other guy didn't cover 2085 01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:38,760 anything new. When I motion track I work up an 2086 01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:40,920 appetite. That's why I use factor meals to 2087 01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:42,680 power meals. Come on, get to the. 2088 01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:45,960 Fucking point. What? 2089 01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:49,520 What button do I click? What setting is it? 2090 01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:53,240 No dude, I actually. This is a public episode. 2091 01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,040 I love Factor meals. OK. 2092 01:53:55,160 --> 01:53:57,120 Factor Meals is paying for my mortgage. 2093 01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:59,200 I love factor meals. Factor them into my food 2094 01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:03,840 equation. I like the chicken, it's human 2095 01:54:03,840 --> 01:54:06,200 grade. Food for people, human beings. 2096 01:54:06,960 --> 01:54:08,560 And it's delivered right to your doorstep. 2097 01:54:08,560 --> 01:54:10,760 It's. Great, it's not made from. 2098 01:54:10,760 --> 01:54:12,520 People. It's for people. 2099 01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:15,560 Common. Misconception. 2100 01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:18,400 Actually I have a friend on here's. 2101 01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:20,480 A tip, throw it in for 10 extra. Seconds. 2102 01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:24,080 See if you like the crisp. I have a friend on discord that. 2103 01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:27,440 I don't know if he's joking, but we found out on Twitter he's. 2104 01:54:27,480 --> 01:54:33,520 He's I think, I think we think that he actually thinks the big 2105 01:54:33,520 --> 01:54:35,480 arch. The McDonald's burger is made. 2106 01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:39,320 With people, like it's like some Soylent, some sort of like made 2107 01:54:39,320 --> 01:54:45,840 by people burger, made with human, made by people, made for 2108 01:54:45,920 --> 01:54:49,800 people, by people. Some some sort of like lab grown 2109 01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:51,640 lab? Grown burger or something. 2110 01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:53,680 I think Bizzle was talking about this. 2111 01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:57,360 He's like, you know, they can do lab grown like human meat. 2112 01:54:57,360 --> 01:54:59,520 I wonder when the first time they're going to open up like a 2113 01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:01,760 cannibal restaurant where it's ethically. 2114 01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:05,080 I would love to just taste. I I just need to taste it. 2115 01:55:05,080 --> 01:55:07,600 I'm so curious and to drink of the blood. 2116 01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:09,480 If they had lab grown human meat. 2117 01:55:09,480 --> 01:55:13,400 I'd take a bite. Shit, I would. 2118 01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:17,920 I think I would, realistically. Not but I want. 2119 01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:19,880 I want the object be a guy that he. 2120 01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:23,920 I want to be a guy that wants to eat people but not. 2121 01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:27,800 Actually do it. No, I think it just adds. 2122 01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:30,040 Something to me. Like a layer? 2123 01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:33,640 I'd like a layer. So I want to be a guy that eats 2124 01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:36,440 people. I want to be a guy that wants to 2125 01:55:36,440 --> 01:55:42,720 eat and I just I get so close and I and I smell the. 2126 01:55:43,160 --> 01:55:46,720 Blood. Like a vampire, kind of, I 2127 01:55:46,720 --> 01:55:50,920 guess. Edward Collin in Twilight. 2128 01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:54,760 I just want to be. This one I got. 2129 01:55:54,960 --> 01:55:58,440 This one a glitter so bad. Yeah, this one a glitter I want. 2130 01:55:58,440 --> 01:56:02,240 To move fast like Riddick. Be in high school forever, 2131 01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:05,640 Riddick. I want. 2132 01:56:05,640 --> 01:56:07,760 To be like Riddick, I like. Yeah, like. 2133 01:56:08,000 --> 01:56:12,360 I feel like Edward Bowman is. Very capable of not. 2134 01:56:12,720 --> 01:56:15,600 Going to high school and just being like, yeah, I'm like 19, I 2135 01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:18,440 graduated. But no, he's like, he's a creep. 2136 01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:24,520 I'm going to high school forever. 1000 years. 1000 years 2137 01:56:24,840 --> 01:56:27,240 of. Going knowledge is power. 2138 01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:29,680 There's no way I pass. For a 19 year. 2139 01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:33,160 Old he better be smart as. Fuck after all that time. 2140 01:56:33,160 --> 01:56:35,600 Dude, I've I've never seen the movies. 2141 01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:37,240 I feel like he. Doesn't do a lot of like 2142 01:56:37,560 --> 01:56:41,240 equations. That'd be funny if that was like 2143 01:56:41,240 --> 01:56:43,640 one of the plot points. Is he really struggles? 2144 01:56:46,680 --> 01:56:48,800 I just learned the Abacus, now they're. 2145 01:56:48,880 --> 01:56:55,120 On the calculator. No, you don't get it, Bella. 2146 01:56:55,120 --> 01:56:58,040 Fuck, you don't get it. Relax. 2147 01:56:58,040 --> 01:57:02,040 Ed, where did you relax you're you've only been doing it for a 2148 01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:04,480 couple months? No, no, no, no, no. 2149 01:57:06,680 --> 01:57:10,160 I was there when I was invented and I never could wrap my head 2150 01:57:10,160 --> 01:57:12,440 around. It Yeah. 2151 01:57:12,920 --> 01:57:14,040 I don't know how old he's supposed. 2152 01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:15,680 To be in the in the I don't know. 2153 01:57:15,920 --> 01:57:23,800 I have no idea but. Probably like. 5. 105. 100 Do 2154 01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:26,160 you think I have no I. Have no idea. 2155 01:57:27,520 --> 01:57:28,680 I have. Absolutely. 2156 01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:30,400 Sure. I mean, he could be like, he 2157 01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:33,920 could be 19, but I don't think he is. 2158 01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:35,880 It turned like last week. Yeah. 2159 01:57:36,440 --> 01:57:44,280 How old is Edward Cullen? He's 140A. 104 and. 2160 01:57:44,280 --> 01:57:47,200 He's not fucking world. Weary like what the hell, but 2161 01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:48,680 he's. Frozen physically. 2162 01:57:48,680 --> 01:57:52,680 At 17 years old. Not passable for a graduated 18 2163 01:57:52,680 --> 01:57:55,360 year. Old he has stay going they 2164 01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,760 would. Be on to me if I went to a 2165 01:57:56,760 --> 01:58:00,840 college or. Just fucking chill at home or 2166 01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:03,240 just like, you know, just be like AI do. 2167 01:58:03,480 --> 01:58:05,360 Trains. And he's, he tries to be an 2168 01:58:05,360 --> 01:58:07,280 ethical vampire. He's like, I'm not going to like 2169 01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:09,960 eat people or whatever. Drink from people, but I will. 2170 01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:13,440 Bang a high and I will hang out around people all the time so I 2171 01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:15,520 have to fight my urges constantly. 2172 01:58:18,360 --> 01:58:20,840 Wow, I'm a good guy. I just like to hang out at the 2173 01:58:20,840 --> 01:58:22,160 high school because I like to. Learn. 2174 01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:25,800 Yeah, right. He's born in. 1901 he's seen 2175 01:58:25,800 --> 01:58:33,880 some real shit. Racist old bitch city. 2176 01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:39,600 First Reddit post. Bella and Edward age difference. 2177 01:58:40,040 --> 01:58:44,600 Hey guys, I. Don't notice he's a. 100 and G17 2178 01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:48,800 top comment He looks and behaves like a teenager. 2179 01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:50,480 He's just been a teenager for a long. 2180 01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:52,520 Time I. Don't think that's how it works, 2181 01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:58,920 but what do I know. Anyways, we got. 5 minutes left. 2182 01:58:59,160 --> 01:59:00,920 I'm going to, I'm going to hang it up here because. 2183 01:59:00,920 --> 01:59:04,480 We still have things to discuss. Oh, great. 2184 01:59:04,480 --> 01:59:06,880 We got to fucking chew out somebody anyways. 2185 01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:08,680 Poop. After we leave, you have got to 2186 01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:11,400 talk. Yeah, here comes an earful. 2187 01:59:13,360 --> 01:59:15,920 Yeah, I've been on it this week. Dude, I've been screaming at 2188 01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:18,800 everybody. It's your turn. 2189 01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:21,320 Tell. Me how mean of a boss I am? 2190 01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:24,880 Have I not suffered enough? Nope, I've got water to shop 2191 01:59:24,880 --> 01:59:28,360 back after this. Yeah, from your cheeks. 2192 01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:31,640 Yeah, you have to dry them off with this shop back. 2193 01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:34,120 Thank God I know how to. Deal with them now. 2194 01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:37,440 Yeah. Anyways guys, we'll see you on 2195 01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:39,000 the. Flippy later. 2196 01:59:39,880 --> 01:59:41,680 Oh wait, I almost left. Studio instead of ending. 2197 01:59:41,680 --> 01:59:43,080 Recording. Wait, can you do it now? 2198 01:59:43,160 --> 01:59:46,360 Now that you're a a guy, end it. Be your first. 2199 01:59:46,360 --> 01:59:49,200 This is going to be his first ending of of a episode. 2200 01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,920 Go on. It's in the top right corner, 2201 01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:56,240 the big red button. I can't. 2202 01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:58,160 That's right, I. Can't. 2203 01:59:58,160 --> 01:59:59,560 I can't. It won't let me. 2204 02:00:00,120 --> 02:00:01,880 I can't do. It I can't hear you in the back. 2205 02:00:02,640 --> 02:00:04,600 Wait, wait, wait. I think I found the button. 2206 02:00:04,960 --> 02:00:13,600 Oh shit, you can't do it. It's close into the Ford Fables. 2207 02:00:16,560 --> 02:00:19,080 This guy's had access. To sound effects for years and 2208 02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:20,200 it's never. Done this. 2209 02:00:24,880 --> 02:00:26,480 We were saying we should add those for when the. 2210 02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:29,840 Ghost guys on air. It's the constant heartbeat we 2211 02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:34,080 should. Have a Horror Story be told and 2212 02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:38,760 the slime dripped off the walls. And there was the drums of hell. 2213 02:00:38,760 --> 02:00:43,040 There's. Only 5 sound effects. 2214 02:00:43,440 --> 02:00:44,800 Yeah, we can make our own though. 2215 02:00:44,800 --> 02:00:49,120 We should make our own. Yes, a bunch of Tim. 2216 02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:53,320 Allen cutaway sounds. Would be awesome. 2217 02:00:54,560 --> 02:00:56,080 OK. Anyway, guys, have a good one.