1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,040 Both my kids failed an eye exam. They have to do the little like 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,360 you look in it and you see a house on the hill. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,800 You know what I'm talking about and take focus in that shoots 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,320 air in here. I swear to God I saw a little 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:12,520 head pop out doing that one time. 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,520 I. Yeah. 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,360 It was my the guy. Run up the driveway towards your 8 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,320 eyes. Yeah, what if he runs up there 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,960 and has a gun and when he pulls the trigger it shoots the the 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:28,480 air in your eye? OK, try not to blink. 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,800 Hey guys, how you doing? Welcome to another episode of 12 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,640 Four Head Fables. Podcast experience. 13 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:48,960 Your favorite show ever? I'm hoping that this will run 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,920 perfectly and smoothly because I'm in the middle of installing 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,840 possibly the biggest, most convoluted modding experience 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:01,480 for Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 3 that I've ever seen. 17 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:05,760 I got told by my German friend who's like, it's insane how much 18 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,440 they've streamlined it and made it such an easy modding 19 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,000 experience. And they sent me the website and 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,040 it's like the longest set of instructions I've ever seen for 21 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:19,880 installing like 1500 mods or something like that. 22 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:24,480 If it's like much more than click like installing Vortex, 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,080 I'm normally like. Well, have you seen the one 24 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:33,280 where it's like not just Vortex, but you go to Wobba Jack and it 25 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,880 download it? It's like an entire mod pack 26 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,240 installer. Very cool it make it makes it so 27 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,320 it's not so. Sounds like encrypted wobba 28 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,520 Jack. Well it was some program called 29 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,920 Wobba Jack and it's meant for it. 30 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,880 You're supposed to like install huge packs of mods and make it 31 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,960 idiot proof. This says you need Wobba Jack, 32 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,440 you need mod organizer, you need something. 33 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,480 Oh, and then you get another mod pack called Tale of Two 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,480 Wastelands. The whole the premise of this 35 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,360 thing is it's it's called Nuclear sunset. 36 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,400 It's supposed to take Fallout 3 and New Vegas and make them one 37 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,200 game. OK, that's Tale of Two 38 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,600 Wastelands. And then that Tale of Two 39 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,040 Wastelands huge mod pack is but a mere facet of Nuclear Sunset, 40 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,560 which then has another like 1000 mods on top of it. 41 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,920 It's like total. Overhaul. 42 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,960 Yeah, I was. I started installing at about 43 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:36,520 9:00 AM today, and I had to turn it off halfway through 'cause my 44 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,880 computer wasn't able to do this podcast and installed at the 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,120 same time. And I value this podcast so much 46 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,240 more than my Fallout experience. Thank you. 47 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,200 Well, it's like something every person does once a year where 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,760 you go. I think I could play Skyrim or 49 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,400 Fallout 3 or, you know, I can play these old games. 50 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,520 I'm just going to need a couple mods to spice it up. 51 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,320 And then what happens to me every time is I'll play, yeah, 52 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,920 I'll download like so many mods and then play for two hours and 53 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,640 be like I'm, I've just, I've just done too much. 54 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:12,480 Like I get a couple crashes in me and I go, you know what? 55 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,440 I'm walking around in Cohog and Skyrim and I'm like, that's even 56 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,240 the fucking point. Even having fun. 57 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Yeah, that guy should just just hang it up. 58 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:28,280 Do you see that they might be remastering Fallout 3 in New 59 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,240 Vegas? People think like in Oblivion 60 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:35,800 way, like a little silent drop. I feel like they, I feel like a 61 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:41,040 lot of companies have seen the success that that Cyberpunk show 62 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:45,160 had with the game and they're like, oh, the fucking the 63 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,920 fucking game sucked. But then the show came out and 64 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,360 then the game became like a success after the show was a 65 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,440 hit. And so now like the Fallout show 66 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,960 is a hit and they're like quick remaster the fucking old game. 67 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,240 That's what it takes. Yeah, remaster them right now, 68 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,720 and while the Oblivion one was good, I question how good the 69 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,120 Fallout ones are going to be. I wonder if they're more like a 70 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,040 just a, but it might be. Good. 71 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,600 I feel like they've been in talks for a while, so like 72 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,800 maybe? But to remaster. 73 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,640 I'm hoping they're good. But to remaster him? 74 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,760 Yeah. Did you did you watch the 75 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,000 Fallout show? Yeah, I mean, I am watching it. 76 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,680 Opinion. What's your opinion on it? 77 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,840 This is going to be a hot take according to what I see on 78 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,600 Twitter. I enjoy it. 79 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,200 OK, me too. I think it's fun. 80 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,680 Yeah, there's a lot of people that are like, the writing is 81 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,840 just like, shit. I'm like, have you played the 82 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:49,040 games? The writing sucks in the games 83 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,320 too. It's just supposed to be like 84 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,120 mindless, like dumb shit. It's not. 85 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,760 It's not supposed to. I don't give. 86 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,880 A fuck who I piss off. It's not supposed to be like the 87 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,840 most well. Person. 88 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,200 The lore. Thanks, dude. 89 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 It's ridiculous. It's it's the entire thing's 90 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,600 like a satire, like in the show, everybody they walk up to, it's 91 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,160 just like, please help me. But in order to help me, you 92 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,440 need to go do this. Please. 93 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,960 Like everything's a little quest. 94 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,560 That's exactly how the game is. I love the little guy with the 95 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,280 briefcase in the hat. I'm going to say the little He's 96 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,960 like a little doctor. I mean he just shows up at 97 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,640 random times. Oh, the little snake oil 98 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,160 salesman guy. Yeah, I think that guy's really 99 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,120 fun. I'm only on like episode 3 or 100 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,280 two, no episode 2 of of the new season. 101 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,560 I haven't. Like they're not fully caught up 102 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,280 yet. Little spoilers, he might show 103 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,280 up again. OK, yeah, it's just a little 104 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,400 like I thought. That was Steve Stephen Merchant 105 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,760 for a while. I don't think it is. 106 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:58,120 I have no idea who plays him. I Stephen Merchant, is he like 107 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,920 the really weird looking British guy? 108 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,240 Yeah. The comedian. 109 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,520 Yeah, Yeah. No, it's not him. 110 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,600 A lot of people describes. Yeah, well, he is is. 111 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,760 That the freak? Is that the British freak? 112 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,640 The like, all neck, all head, yeah. 113 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,960 He's kind of built like like a stick bug. 114 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,760 If it was a person, yeah, that guy. 115 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 He's built like that one American guy, but British. 116 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,080 Oh. Fuck stick bug. 117 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,440 I don't know, I don't know, describe him anymore than that 118 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,480 he's like in the office or something. 119 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:33,040 A lot of people's gripes seem to be like with the lore of, you 120 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,920 know, in the games. You kind of pick the ending and 121 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,280 they're like, well, now they've canonized this. 122 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,320 And dinners. I don't really remember 'cause I 123 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,920 was like 12 when I played them for the most part. 124 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,680 Also, I was too scared of the Fallout games as a kid to 125 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,720 really, you know, stick around and learn a lot with their, 126 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,480 like, environmental storytelling. 127 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,240 Like, I'd get in, I'd get right out. 128 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,480 I was mainly interested in just like cosmetics, you know, 129 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,080 looking cooler, killing. I've said this before, but 130 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,240 that's why Operation Anchorage was my favorite DLC 'cause it 131 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,800 was the least scary and the pit was way too scary. 132 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,200 It was. When once they started crawling 133 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:16,800 like that on all fours. So I thought I, you know, I 134 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,280 think the show is pretty good. And it's like when I compare it 135 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:24,240 to something like Rings of Power, I'm like, I couldn't even 136 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,160 really watch that show. And it's just Amazon too. 137 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,320 And I'm like, I think the Fallout 1, you know, I like all 138 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,200 the actors. I I think it's. 139 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,520 It's. Pretty fun, yeah, I'm not afraid 140 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,840 to say that, I think. It's just, it's like the perfect 141 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,880 show to just sit back and like, have a beer. 142 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,040 I never say that on Twitter, but yeah. 143 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,640 And just have some like chips on your belly. 144 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,720 It'd be like it's. A fun weekly program it the I'm 145 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,040 enjoying. Our armor looks stupid as hell 146 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,640 when they're like walking around all clumsily, but I mean, the 147 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,920 game's ridiculous so I think the show should be cool. 148 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,160 You. Know the robots look good yeah I 149 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:09,800 think I don't know I just think the goal's kind of cool I'm with 150 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:17,560 cool yeah he's yeah he's he's hot yeah he's done a. 151 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,840 Lot of positive reinforcement for balding guys out there. 152 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:26,160 That guy's a, he's a, you know, like Billy Zane is a bald icon. 153 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,760 Walton Goggins is a balding icon, you know. 154 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,760 Larry David. Yes, Larry David's like old bald 155 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,679 icon. That's like the Mount Rushmore 156 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:40,919 of balding guys with energy. You hope you progresses. 157 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,360 Jude Law, Walton Goggins, then Larry David. 158 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah. Jude Law is also up there too, 159 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,400 because he's got the Vegeta point, he's got the pointy, that 160 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,320 hairline going on. And then there's also Goldie, if 161 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,320 you know him, the musician, and he was in a relationship with 162 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,440 Bjork in the 90s, so that's huge. 163 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,320 And he's kind of got a thing going where he's balding up here 164 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,680 like Larry David, but then he cut a design into his 165 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:10,920 baldingness, which was fucking iconic, honestly. 166 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,600 He brings a little bit of swag to the balding game. 167 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,200 He looks crazy if I'm looking at the right guy. 168 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,080 Also who I'm seeing is just a bald man so maybe? 169 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,960 Look up like Goldie, like he's like a British jungle musician. 170 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,360 Yeah, or like he was in Snatch, if you've seen Snatch. 171 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,360 I have seen Snatch. Yeah, he's in there. 172 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,600 Yeah. He looks, he looks crazy. 173 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:39,320 Yeah, but yeah, if you'd. If you could hit that in between 174 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,120 Jude Law and Walton Gotkins, yeah. 175 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,240 Or post Walton, I don't know. Bald guys with swag. 176 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:50,360 It's a that's that's huge. I would, I would almost rather 177 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,760 be just because of the inspirational aspect to it. 178 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,080 I'd rather be that than just like a guy with a full head of 179 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,320 hair. That's yeah, that's handsome, 180 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,880 you know? If you could be handsome and 181 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:00,920 balding. Balding. 182 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,520 That's incredible. That's a. 183 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,160 And confident. Well, let's not go crazy. 184 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,200 No, I feel like they've got to be a little they. 185 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,560 Got to have some confidence in there. 186 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,160 You might be missing a couple of things. 187 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,920 You got to be big. Really. 188 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,840 Is that from it's from workaholics or these guys trying 189 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,040 to teach another guy the secret of sucking your own penis? 190 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040 He's like, what do you have to do? 191 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,400 And he's like, well, you got to be big. 192 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:32,920 And he's like, oh really? You know what? 193 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,680 If my options are be really flexible or be big, I think I 194 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,080 would pick the be really big part. 195 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,160 That way I don't got to bend so. Far, yeah. 196 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,320 They're like, is it special? Stretches and he's like, well, 197 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:55,320 you got to be big. I wonder if there's any guys 198 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,400 that are like microed up but can still do it because they're 199 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,240 just, they're that flexible, you know? 200 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,040 Good God I wish I had more in my mouth right now. 201 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:13,080 This is so disappointing. Like I'm sucking on a meat 202 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,320 pimple. Would you rather when you're 203 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,720 sucking your own penis it'd be huge or small? 204 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,680 Let's get out of the nitty gritty mouthful or a throat 205 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:31,160 full. I don't think I, I don't think I 206 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,320 want either to be honest. It just seems incredibly 207 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,080 uncomfortable to do to begin with. 208 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:38,800 I have to have either. I mean, I got like a wife now. 209 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,240 Like if maybe if you had asked really really desperate 14 year 210 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,240 old me, I'd be able to give you a pretty pretty good answer. 211 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,640 Anything. Anything it takes. 212 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,560 That is such a funny, like part of every man's life where you're 213 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,720 like, it'd be awesome if I could suck my own penis because no 214 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,960 women there's. Literally no woman that opened 215 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,440 her mouth I'm. Getting no play. 216 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,800 There must be a secret solution to sucking my own penis. 217 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,680 It's got to be just as gratifying, and there's no way 218 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,840 it is, no. There's no way, nothing, nothing 219 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,520 beats just fucking laying back with your hands behind your head 220 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,560 and just chilling while getting it done. 221 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,760 Yeah, I was watching the well, First off, get fucked, Florida. 222 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,000 An Indiana team beat a Florida team in the National College 223 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,840 football championships last night. 224 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,840 So I win, you lose. Yeah, I live in Florida. 225 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,960 I lose. You don't have to tell me. 226 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,680 Before you, even in Indiana, before you even mentioned 227 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,360 sports, I could have told you I lose, right? 228 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,560 Well, yeah, but it's like when it's coming from Indiana, it's 229 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:51,480 like you'd think they're they're like surprisingly good at a lot 230 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,280 of sports recently. Who Indiana or Florida? 231 00:12:54,680 --> 00:13:01,360 Indiana just as a whole, like NBA and I felt, well, they they 232 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,600 were a couple injuries away from dominating all sports this year, 233 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,280 which is cool. I mean, I'm a Bengals fan, so I 234 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,120 don't really care about the Colts too much, but I root for 235 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,640 the Hoosiers when I can. And then I guess they're really 236 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,360 good at WNBA because they have Caitlin Clark, which I'm very 237 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:21,320 into and. Can you name another WNBA 238 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:34,480 player? Clerkley, Velveeta, Hat, Petar, 239 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:40,400 Griffin. There's others out there. 240 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,760 I mean, I'm sure they're out there, I just can't remember. 241 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,320 No, Who's that Lady that got arrested for bringing weed into 242 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,040 Russia? Ohio. 243 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,720 It's like I am testing anxiety. You could ask me the name of any 244 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,560 of my family members right now and I'd probably draw a blank 245 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,280 all. Right now, name five NBA 246 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,080 players. Yeah. 247 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:10,040 Caitlin Clark I could probably name. 248 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:16,640 Yeah, I could probably name more Indy 500 drivers, but I am 249 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,560 planning on at one point going to a Fever, Indiana Fever game 250 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,280 if I'm ever in the area. And, you know, live sports are 251 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,760 cool. But anyway, I was watching that 252 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:31,640 game with a group and a couple of the women were talking about, 253 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,360 like, one of one of their friend's boyfriends. 254 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,920 And they were like, this guy's like such a piece of shit. 255 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,200 Like she asked, like she caught him watching porn a couple times 256 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,920 and everyone was like, oh, oh, horrific. 257 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,160 And I was like, it's disgusting. First and foremost. 258 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,840 That's just disgusting. That's horrific. 259 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,120 And then she was like, and then she asked him like what kind of 260 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,600 porn he watches, which is, I mean, how do you even answer 261 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,920 that question in a like, how do you win? 262 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,040 You just don't get. You just say nothing like the. 263 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,480 Business. The normal guy. 264 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,440 Right like front page. Yeah. 265 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,480 Or he's just denied and I don't know. 266 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,160 I don't know how he wins, but he said the worst answer. 267 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,520 I think you could have said to your girlfriend, he said. 268 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,280 I just watched porn of like women that don't look like you I 269 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:28,920 guess. That is that is the worst thing. 270 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,080 I think she would rather hear just gay porn like dude on dude. 271 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,400 Well, that's when, because they were all like she's got to dump 272 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,320 that fucker. I'm like, what is the right 273 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,080 answer? Like women that do look exactly 274 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,360 like you like that's weird too, but it but it's flattery. 275 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,480 I. Guess, but it's. 276 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:51,720 Definitely worse to say women that don't look like they don't 277 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:56,240 look anything like you and someone one of the guys that was 278 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,760 like what does that mean? Like different like races or 279 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,240 like like old women or like what is it? 280 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,800 Just hair color? And they didn't have the 281 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,520 details, which people never do. They never have the details you 282 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,560 want. But I had to, I was sitting 283 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:16,080 there like, like, what's the right answer? 284 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,880 Like I got to you got to have have an answer for that 285 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,200 question. You know what if they're, if 286 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,640 they're just against the entire idea of you looking at 287 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,880 pornography, you just fucking minimize the flecked and duck 288 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,520 out of there. I don't think I think. 289 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,160 I think the right answer is not no answer. 290 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,640 The right answer is yeah, you're. 291 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,800 You've gone down the wrong branch of questioning for there 292 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,520 to be a right answer. All answers lead to you're in 293 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,920 trouble. That guy chose an answer. 294 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,040 Porn multiple times you got to be. 295 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,160 That guy chose an answer that just speeded him down the 296 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:58,200 express lane into in trouble. For sure a horrific answer, but 297 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,360 also kind of a Chad answer. You know, you ever have an 298 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,400 answer that's so bad and so like horrific, you're like fuck, 299 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:10,760 dude, you got to respect it. You know that guy, Macy J, he's 300 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,960 like a rainbow 6 siege streamer. No, no, he's. 301 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,280 He was shot as maybe a WNBA player. 302 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,880 He was like having a he was like streaming and his girlfriend 303 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,839 comes in the room and goes like you need to get the fuck off a 304 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,960 stream and we need to talk about this like get off right now like 305 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,800 they were having a fight and he just goes what do you think chat 306 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,680 do I get? Off. 307 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:39,240 Like you have two options, you unstream and we discuss this or 308 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:46,400 I leave which one. What do you think, chat dude? 309 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,840 The worst answer you could have been. 310 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,200 Oh, what do you think, Jet? And I'm like, is that? 311 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,080 That's such a horrific answer. It's almost kind of funny. 312 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,040 Isn't that awesome? It's kind of an awesome answer 313 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,920 with how like pathetic it is in the in the grand scheme of the 314 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,240 relationship. That's kind of how I feel about 315 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,840 that guy's answer with of Just like porn girls that just don't 316 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,000 look like you. I feel like just saying just 317 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,600 porn would have been better. Just yeah, like naked. 318 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,320 Naked people. Yeah, just like naked. 319 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,440 People, I don't even know any porn stars. 320 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,960 Turning on, Yeah. I just, I, I know what they want 321 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,840 to hear. I listen to an audio book, a 322 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,400 romantic fantasy setting book where they're just like sliding 323 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,800 into each other all the time. Yeah. 324 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:41,240 Yeah, I had a book with like, I like the the lady books where 325 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,280 those, my mom used to read those all the time with like, you 326 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,200 know. 50 Shades of grey. No, they would always have like 327 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,400 a. Pirate. 328 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,160 Or something on the front that would have like an 8 pack and he 329 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,960 would have like Fabio. It'd be like a Fabio hair. 330 00:18:54,600 --> 00:19:00,000 You know those those are I kind of feel like God, I can't 331 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,800 believe I got rid of those in the estate sale. 332 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,360 I should have kept I. Can't imagine reading a book and 333 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:09,240 then like looking down. I'm hard, maybe I've never fully 334 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:14,120 been into a book. Reading a book, I'm just like 335 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:19,200 moist, Oh my God, it's so erotic works. 336 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,640 Differently for guys and girls. I think that might be the 337 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,360 greatest divide between guys and girls is I've never read a book 338 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,760 and be like shit that's fucking hot. 339 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:32,240 I'm going to go beat off. I don't think I can wait till 340 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,040 the next paragraph. These words are about to make me 341 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,920 shoot. As a man, I need something a 342 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,120 little more literal. I need. 343 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,520 I need visual, dude, I absolutely need visual. 344 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,920 There's no way. Yeah, I. 345 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,360 Don't know picking an answer that's so wrong that you 346 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:53,000 respected is such a you thing. And recently I was I had to 347 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:59,920 deflect to you as a a scapegoat almost because my girlfriend was 348 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,400 getting mad at me. So I was at a birthday party 349 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,480 this weekend. And it was cool. 350 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,840 It was like a murder mystery theme party. 351 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,960 But at the end of the night when everyone was done with the game, 352 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,720 you know, I thought it was really funny. 353 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:24,200 I, I told one person the like, plain burger joke and I just, 354 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,960 you know, I was trying out new ways to present it. 355 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,840 You know, it's just like one of the funniest jokes ever. 356 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,080 So I'm like, it's going to kill. It's also my only joke. 357 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:37,800 And I told it to him and he was like, I don't know, like, not 358 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,560 that funny. I'm like, yeah, but you probably 359 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,960 just don't get it. And he was like, I get it. 360 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,920 OK, well, I'm going to try like, with somebody else now. 361 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,320 And I told it to cash. And he, like, died laughing. 362 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,080 And he was like, well, that guy's going to fucking laugh at 363 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,360 anything. I'm like, OK, well, let's see. 364 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,480 So I went around to about like 15 different people and they'd 365 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,520 just be in a different room and I'd walk in and be like doing a 366 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,720 cool story. And my girlfriend heard me 367 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,600 asking at one point and she was like, Oh my God, is that 'cause 368 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,440 you know, I've said it to her a couple times trying to really, 369 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,600 like, get it perfect. And she was like getting pissed 370 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,520 off. And I'm like, I'm not going to 371 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,800 do it anymore. And I'd go into another room and 372 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,720 be like, do you? Want to? 373 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,040 And out of like 15 people I did it like back-to-back to back. 374 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:28,480 I got 2 laughs. That's pretty good. 13 like 375 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,480 either not funny or for the most part it's just people being 376 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,240 like, then what happened? Like they didn't get it, They 377 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,080 didn't get the plain burger. So I'd have to be like, you 378 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:44,880 know, like PLANEPLA. Like often makes it even funnier 379 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,040 than I've heard and. And then they'd be like, and 380 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,320 then I one girl was like, is that like, did you make that 381 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,080 joke up? And I was like, yeah, kind of. 382 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,160 She was like, are you like a comedian? 383 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,240 I'm like, no, she's like, oh, do you have other jokes? 384 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,600 I'm like, no, that's. My that's my only one. 385 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,720 She's like, well, I guess maybe just like keep working on it. 386 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,800 I'm like, I don't know how much more I can really. 387 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,520 I mean, I just said it. It's really been Seinfeld. 388 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,880 It's been trimmed down to its bare central well. 389 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,600 And like, at a point, I knew it wasn't funny. 390 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:21,040 But to me, the funny part was people being like, what? 391 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,160 And like, my girlfriend could not understand that because 392 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,920 like, at the end of the night, she's like, why'd you just keep 393 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,680 telling? Like she was like, some of them 394 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,280 had heard you just say it and didn't laugh. 395 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,960 And then you go up to them. And I'm like, that's the funny 396 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,800 part. I'm like, it's for me. 397 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,840 And she's like, what do you, like, get off to, like people 398 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,840 being uncomfortable? I'm like, no, no, like Sam gets 399 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,480 off to people being uncomfortable, OK. 400 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,160 Like, somebody like him, like a freak, he gets off on that kind 401 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,160 of stuff. I'm like, I just think it's 402 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,520 funny. It's funnier to me. 403 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,640 And she's like, so you're saying the joke for yourself? 404 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,040 And I'm like, yeah, kinda. Yeah, kinda. 405 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,400 Yeah. Like at a point, yes, I'm I'm 406 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,200 fully aware, yeah, that they're not going to enjoy it. 407 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,840 And it, and it does make me it like powers me off. 408 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,280 It gets me ready for the next person down the line. 409 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,920 And I'm like, the more that they hated it, the more I was like, 410 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,400 yeah, yes, it's the it's so stupid. 411 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,640 And like she, she just couldn't get that. 412 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,240 It's like, I just don't understand the point of being 413 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,880 like, you never will I. Some people don't like being at 414 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,240 odds with the group, you know, And some people love being at 415 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,720 odds with the group because they're on the spectrum. 416 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,600 You're like all the way down here and I'm like right around. 417 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,120 I've, I've told you this a million times, when I'm going to 418 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,560 say it for the for the folks at home, for the folks at home. 419 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,160 For the first time. Yeah, for the first time, I, I 420 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,440 kind of relish like there's nothing I love more than, you 421 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,840 know, the, for example, you're talking with like people and 422 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,080 then like people leave the room and then the door closes and 423 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,720 you're just left alone with one other person and like making eye 424 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,320 contact with them and you can just make it uncomfortable 425 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,120 instantly. And they're God, I fucking. 426 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,440 I'm talking about getting hard over scenario. 427 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,320 Holy shit. Just, oh, they're just like, 428 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,640 completely captive by my awkwardness. 429 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,000 Especially if I'm I'm in between them and the door. 430 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,840 Oh my God who? Dude you need to we need to 431 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,360 fucking boil that down to a text and put that in a book. 432 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,800 You could sell that to me as as smut in no time. 433 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:38,240 They're so scared. No, like making not like an ass 434 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,200 out of yourself, but like making someone uncomfortable or like 435 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,680 being at odds with a group who fucking can. 436 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,360 There's like 8 billion people on this planet. 437 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,720 Why? Why do you have to fucking be 438 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,040 homies with all of them? Well. 439 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,280 Like if it is people you're trying to be friends with 440 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,920 sometimes. Yeah, if. 441 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,640 Not to the. Yeah, that's true. 442 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,120 That's true. It's not beneficial, but. 443 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,280 I mean like out in public. Yeah. 444 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,760 Yeah, I mean like the those people walking around the 445 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,320 others, you know what I'm saying? 446 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,440 The Outsiders. The objects of my session. 447 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,000 Yeah, the NPCS, they're walking around, they're the, they're 448 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,600 working their simulation. Go into a restaurant and stand 449 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,400 in front of the door. Who wants to? 450 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,480 You're going to have to get through me. 451 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,040 I need to, I need to move to Europe because like in America 452 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,000 that doesn't work. I just get shot in the stomach 453 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,640 in like the first 30 seconds. Fuck. 454 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,640 Hey everybody, I got to say something. 455 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,800 I get off of being awkward, not getting shot. 456 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,880 You didn't let it get to the awkward phase. 457 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,600 You felt threatened too quickly. Yeah. 458 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,560 Yeah, so you have to be disarming, but also. 459 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,800 Yeah. You have to come off as 460 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,840 pathetic. That's a clear, that's a good. 461 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,400 That's a good area to occupy because pathetic is awkward 462 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,880 without being threatening. And some they'll use their own 463 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,720 empathy to, they'll pity you and they'll be like, I should hear 464 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,120 this guy out. And then you got him right where 465 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,160 you. Want him? 466 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:11,280 Bingo. Bingo. 467 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,640 Yeah. I'll give him the benefit of the 468 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,840 doubt. I mean, maybe it'll be a good 469 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,680 story. Mentally challenged guy at the 470 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,800 pharmacy like occupy like 10 minutes of the pharmacist time 471 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,400 because the pharmacist was was just I hate you can't just like 472 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,720 be rude to a a developmentally disabled guy. 473 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,920 And so she just heard him. Talking about taking notes was 474 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,440 taking. Notes. 475 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,440 I was like, dude, this guy has her wrapped around his finger 476 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,920 talking about his Pokémon cards or whatever. 477 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,000 This is insane. It was a master class and if I 478 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,920 could, if I could become that, that's what I aspire to be, is 479 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,240 that guy. As he walked out, he did the 480 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,720 usual. Yeah, you winked at me and 481 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,040 started walking straight, got in a Mercedes and drove out and I 482 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,520 was like, that's my fucking game right there, hero. 483 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,320 Yeah. That, that's awesome. 484 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,200 That could be you that. Could be me man. 485 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,480 You could just go up to bank tellers people. 486 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,760 They're secure behind their glass, but your words seep right 487 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,720 through with the. Crack. 488 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,320 That glass shield also protects me from them trying to remove 489 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,240 me. You know it's a two way shield. 490 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,600 You can't get rid of me. The glass is right here. 491 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,680 Got this really big check to deposit but these pens keep 492 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,320 running out of ink for some reason. 493 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,520 I'm going to need to talk to you just a little bit longer. 494 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,560 God, I fucking hate. I hate. 495 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,400 I mean, it's been on the receiving end of that's 496 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,640 horrible. Actually, you know, in that very 497 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:49,040 position, I was just at the bank like 2 days ago depositing a 498 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,040 check and there while we were there, the bank is getting 499 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,720 remodeled. There's a guy on a ladder like 500 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,200 working on the lights and then like 10 feet away from him is 501 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,080 the vault with the door closed. I was talking to the teller 502 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,760 lady. I was like, could he just crawl 503 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,640 up through the ceiling and get into the vault? 504 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:08,840 And she's like, I don't know. And I'm like, you might want to 505 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,400 check, OK, Because that's like a serious. 506 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,680 Want me to take a look? It's. 507 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:18,160 A serious breach, something you should think about, but I'm sure 508 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,880 the vault is secured from the top. 509 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,680 Unless once I move here, guys, I'm going to be leaking the 510 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,200 location of that bank and I'll let you guys figure that out 511 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,040 whether or not it's secured from the top, but it seems like a 512 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,520 pretty glaring issue. You are, you're really good at 513 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,920 doing that. And I do think it makes you like 514 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:39,840 a more free person, but also you're not immune to it because 515 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,440 of what happened to you in that Chipotle or whatever. 516 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,920 Like you can get caught captive. Yeah, I got carved captive 517 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,440 because of my weed pin. My weed pin destroyed me in that 518 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,280 scenario. That's what. 519 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,000 Yeah, that's my kryptonite. And it's it's like if Superman 520 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,400 was addicted to kryptonite, you know, and he needed to have some 521 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,800 every night in this in order to sleep or enjoy food really good 522 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,920 so. Watch Media Yeah. 523 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,880 Watch Media. Talk to family. 524 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,200 Yeah, but if I could simply throw that shit away, then God, 525 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,640 I would be impervious. But yeah, that that. 526 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,200 Having like a battle with a guy standing in front of the door, 527 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,080 both trying to make each other up feel uncomfortable. 528 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,160 And he passes me. He passes me the weed bin. 529 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,760 I know You want some. No. 530 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,240 Yeah, I forgot about that Chipotle thing. 531 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,480 I tried to block that out. I don't like being on the 532 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,600 receiving end of it. No. 533 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,320 Nobody likes being on the receiving end and it's horrible. 534 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,480 Maybe you should think about that next time you hold somebody 535 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,520 can. Now, no, because my personal 536 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,200 enjoyment outweighs their uncomfortability. 537 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,440 And also like, it's one of those things where just like the 538 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,480 Chipotle thing, uncomfortable in the moment, but then afterwards 539 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,480 you can look back and look, be like, that was funny if you 540 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,560 don't look back at your embarrassing moments or like 541 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,360 moments where you're overwhelmed and kind of giggle over how, 542 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,280 because that's such a nothing, yeah, nothing issue. 543 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,400 I was telling you a little before the podcast that the 544 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,560 previous homeowner of this house who I've said before, like I 545 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:24,800 feel like I'm in the like shadow of a giant, like he just, I 546 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,640 don't know, like he, he did a lot of DIY stuff here. 547 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,000 And then like people, I've heard people in the neighborhood 548 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,080 talking about him. Like I haven't really met any of 549 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,320 my neighbors, but like I just get the impression that he was a 550 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,160 big figure here. He had those packages that I 551 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,480 think on the podcast I said, like, should I just open these 552 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,080 fuckers? I would never have done that. 553 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,600 And I'm glad I didn't because he showed up while I was asleep. 554 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,200 What what kind of asshole shows up at like 1:00 PM Knock on my 555 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,080 door, Just leave a note. I should have fucking. 556 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:07,840 But he was actually incredibly nice, handsome, tall, and I, I 557 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,680 opened up the door in my robe, you know, like, oh God, good 558 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,360 heavens. And he waited on me for like 10 559 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,960 minutes outside. It was freezing cold and I, I 560 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,240 went out there and I was like, please, you know, come inside 561 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,040 the, the house, 'cause part of me, I'm like, I want him to see 562 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,520 it and get his approval of like, have I done a good job being 563 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,400 the, the steward of this, you know, place that you worked so 564 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,200 hard on? And it was a goddamn mess in 565 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,880 there. And I hadn't noticed until I 566 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,480 opened up the door, but one of the dogs ate an entire box of 567 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,800 Graham crackers on the couch. It was just like carnage, like 568 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,320 crumbs and paper and plastic ripped all over it. 569 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:53,400 And he, he very much did not want to come in past the front 570 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,160 step. But I was thinking like in, you 571 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,080 know, in the world of like, making someone uncomfortable for 572 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,920 your own enjoyment. I put a lot of work into the 573 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,240 basement, making it like a cozy place and I was bringing it up 574 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,040 to him and he's like, I always wanted to make like a little 575 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,120 movie room down there sign. And I wanted to invite him down 576 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,120 to the basement, but have it feel like that scene from 577 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,040 Prisoners where he goes down there and then he's like 578 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,480 horrified. Like I'm like creaking around 579 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:26,560 upstairs like, but I didn't know how to like, 'cause he could 580 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,120 definitely have just like punched me and like hurt me 581 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,520 really bad. Like I didn't know how I think 582 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,480 he would have done. I don't think he would have been 583 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,480 creepy about. I think you could have rode that 584 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480 line well. But I was scared like I'm going 585 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,840 to cross a line in my own bit. Almost like that guy at the 586 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:49,000 airport where I was like, and he was just like, what the hell is 587 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,880 this guy doing? Like I wanted to be like, would 588 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,600 you like this? Like, you know, like somehow be 589 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,160 like, do you want to go down the basement? 590 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,680 It's just us there and be like, I'm not going to hurt you. 591 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,440 You know, I'd make a joke where ideally he'd be like, you know, 592 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,360 like, that's funny. But also there's such a risk of 593 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,360 him being like, I got to get the fuck out of here right now. 594 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,600 You know, I keep the packages. He just walks out. 595 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,120 My my wife needs me to get get back to her right now, but I 596 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,800 couldn't find the path of being like come down to my basement. 597 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,640 But also, I'm going to make a joke about like kidnapping you. 598 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,240 And so I just, I let the opportunity slip by, no. 599 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,920 You didn't. You didn't invite them down. 600 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,000 No. And you know, I thought about, 601 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,240 I've talked about this before, but one time I went to my 602 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,680 neighbor's house in college to buy weed and his roommate who I 603 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,880 had like met one time, I opened up the front door and all the 604 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:52,640 lights were off and he sprinted up from the basement like, and 605 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,720 it scared the fuck out of me. But I, I'm like, that's one of 606 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,520 the funniest things somebody's ever done to me. 607 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,280 He's like, I didn't know this guy at all. 608 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,320 And like, he scared the absolute shit out of me. 609 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,800 So I'm like, I want to give this guy the gift of having. 610 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,360 An experience like that middle-aged old guy. 611 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,800 Or like he walks, he's like the basement still looks really 612 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,520 creepy from the door down into it. 613 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,480 You have to get into it to see the cozy room. 614 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,920 So like, I kind of just wanted like an awkward like longing 615 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,719 moment on the top of the stairs where he's like battling if he 616 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,000 should trust me or not. Maybe I like fake push him, you 617 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,679 know, Or maybe I like go 1st and I'm like come down here. 618 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,600 Like. I don't know, I just feel like 619 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,880 there's a lot of potential. Didn't happen. 620 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,040 I just end up getting his packages. 621 00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:44,600 Really nice dude and he even offered me some some furniture 622 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,760 and stuff. He's really cool. 623 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,159 But I he asked me if I'd met the next door neighbor yet. 624 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,120 I've talked about him many times. 625 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,800 I'm like, I thought I'd be welcomed into this community. 626 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,240 He's like, yeah, she's a super nice woman. 627 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,240 She did like all the landscaping here. 628 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,800 She's like a second mother to me. 629 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,720 And she was actually at our family Christmas because like, 630 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,960 we were such good neighbors with each other. 631 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,240 And he was like, I asked her if she had met you and she said, 632 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:16,200 no, I'm like, OK, like, what is this guy like little man? 633 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:20,600 And we, we go out, I bring the package to his car and the 634 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,000 mailman drives by and he's like, hey, And he's like, oh, hey, 635 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,880 blank. And the mailman's like, how are 636 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,040 you doing, man? I'm like this guy's friends with 637 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,760 the fucking mailman. I'm friends with my mailman. 638 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,160 OK, buddy, but it's. More because he was like, hey, 639 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,400 call me later. And the guy's like, OK, you got 640 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,280 it, man. Call me, yeah. 641 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,320 I'm like what the? Fuck, I'm on a free screen basis 642 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,160 with mine, but I. This guy. 643 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,480 Is. Remarkable at being at like a a 644 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,720 leader of the neighborhood and I'm like these people probably 645 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,760 fucking hate me that I took his house and he's like, yeah, 646 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,920 mailman wanted to buy this house, but it's like you beat 647 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,640 him to it or something. I'm like fuck the mailman 648 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,680 fucking hates me and he's like you got to get he's like you 649 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,960 should always be like friends with your mailman. 650 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,280 I'm like. Yeah, it's important. 651 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,480 When does the like he just drives by like how do I, how do 652 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,600 I do I have to wait by He's like he comes around like one or two 653 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,800 every day. I just start waiting at the end 654 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,320 of my driveway for this mailman and he's like name dropping all 655 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,920 my neighbors and talking about how good good of friends they 656 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,920 are. Fuck. 657 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:34,280 This guy, this guy, he's a little hero, Not even that old. 658 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,760 He's probably like 35. Oh, OK, Never mind. 659 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,880 OK. Yeah, and I'm like bitching 660 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,600 because he's like, how are you doing with the house? 661 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,720 Like how are I'm like, it's horrifying. 662 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,280 I'm like, I don't know, like how to do anything. 663 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,920 I'm like, what, what I don't even have to do. 664 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,440 Like if the furnace gives out, like I changed the filter and 665 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,040 he's like, you know, I could see on his face. 666 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,360 He's like. I chose the wrong man to sell 667 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,800 this too, yeah. Yeah, like, this is a woman in 668 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,720 man's clothing. And now I just, it just feels 669 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,920 like a lot of pressure because I want to be like him, you know, I 670 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,120 want to be a little mayor. But he just had a lot more 671 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,400 charisma and he was more handsome and taller and he had a 672 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,480 really cool car and. Fuck, dude. 673 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,400 I bet whatever he had in those packages was awesome because it 674 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,480 said fragile on it and they just felt cool. 675 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,280 And I kind of felt weird too because he's like, yes, these 676 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,480 packages got delivered like 2 weeks ago. 677 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,400 I'm like, I didn't open, you know, like yeah I probably 678 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,640 should have been in contact with you but I don't have your number 679 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,080 or anything. And he gave me his phone number 680 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,760 and like, I want to be friends with this guy, but I told him 681 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,600 when he gave me this number, I'm like, I'm not going to bug you 682 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:53,600 about anything, but like, I have 1000 questions for like this guy 683 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,520 sculpted this home and I want to be like, what is what is this 684 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,040 thing? Like I found a wire the other 685 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,320 day just going into the house to a little box. 686 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,480 I'm like, what is, you know, I don't even know how to Google 687 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,600 this, What is this? And I just want to ask him a 688 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,720 million questions. I kind of want him to come over 689 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,640 and just be like, well, this is how that works, you know? 690 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,880 And I didn't want to bring it up because I didn't want to make 691 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680 things awkward. But he promised to fix the ice 692 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,840 maker. And the ice maker's still 693 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,960 broken. Before we got the house and then 694 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,720 it wasn't fixed. So then he said we'll have a guy 695 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,800 come over right after closing and fix the ice maker and. 696 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,720 That didn't. Happen he. 697 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,800 Scammed you dude and completely. Scammed. 698 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,280 That's why he didn't want me to have his number at 1st until I 699 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,480 insisted the and I the other day I moved a dresser that they left 700 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,280 at this house and there was just like a hole this big in the 701 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,080 drywall that they were blocking with the dresser. 702 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,040 And I'm like son of a bitch, the inspector and nobody caught 703 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,000 this. And now it's I can't bring that 704 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,240 up now. Yeah, it's too late. 705 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,840 I mean, that's he beat me. Yeah, I'm kind of, I'm like 706 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,760 living in somebody else's house still because. 707 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440 You feel their warmth in it. He left. 708 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,360 All of his awesome artwork and it's way too cool for me to take 709 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,280 down South. And you could. 710 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,560 And it's all his stuff, like his life accomplishments. 711 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,400 You should take it with you. I'm going to when I I'm going 712 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,720 to. I'm leaving Margaret, though, 713 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,480 She's staying the lady that came with the house. 714 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,320 She's going back in her closet, but all the artworks coming with 715 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,040 me. You should spread her ashes in 716 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,840 the house. I was going to, I was going to 717 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,640 leave a note on the back of her box and put her back up in the 718 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,680 in the closet and say. Hated by all, loved by me. 719 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,840 You're the new steward of this house, whoever finds this, and 720 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,280 you must treat Margaret with utmost respect. 721 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,960 She needs to be. She likes to be dressed up. 722 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,520 She likes to be in the background a podcast. 723 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:58,200 She likes to be in videos. You got to change her hat every 724 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,480 now and then, you know, And she likes to sit next to my mom or 725 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,480 another old lady. You should. 726 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,080 That's right. Like when you sell the house, be 727 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,760 like, tell your realtor like they have to be a podcaster. 728 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,160 This is a house for podcasters. Like how hard can it be to find 729 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,040 one? It is a, it is absolutely a 730 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,560 buyer's market right now. There's no way houses are not 731 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,040 selling at all. If I narrow it down to not only 732 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,400 do I need to sell this house, but it needs to be a podcaster, 733 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,440 this shit will sit on the market for like a year, 2 years, eight 734 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:29,920 years. It would. 735 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,480 It would never sell. When I sell my house, that's 736 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,240 what I'm going to. You have to be the least partner 737 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,480 on Twitch. Did you see that the, I think 738 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,840 like the biggest like visa applications right now, like the 739 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,920 the largest percentage of them are just people that are trying, 740 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:52,440 that are influencers and they're trying to come over to the US So 741 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,520 that's scary. Pranks and malls. 742 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,840 Isn't that scary that like the the biggest surge of, of people 743 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,840 trying to get visas, they're just like, yeah, I'm like a 744 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,040 TikTok *. So people that are going to 745 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,400 change the world, those are the people we want coming in. 746 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,600 That's my job, but I don't think it's it's something. 747 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,720 To take our job. That's my job. 748 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,720 I don't think it's something to aspire to, OK? 749 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,240 I don't think it. It should be like the next big 750 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,720 thing. The world needs engineers and 751 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:24,280 people in the STEM fields, not more fucking assholes like me. 752 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,200 There's enough of us. I'm pulling that ladder up 753 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,240 behind me. I made it. 754 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,360 You guys can't. OK, Yeah. 755 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,040 New requirement to sell house. You cannot have an active 756 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,080 Instagram. Yeah, if you like getting a new 757 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,200 job, Yeah, I want to. I want to see your Facebook. 758 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,800 I want to see your Instagram. Socialblade. 759 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:50,280 OK, yeah, 15 followers. I can. 760 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,160 I'll consider it. I'm going to make them tell me a 761 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,080 joke and if it's as funny as plain burger joke, they don't 762 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,160 get the house. Dude, plain. 763 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,720 If it's worse, it's going to be a great dad one day because 764 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,320 like, plain burger joke is on par with like, my only joke, 765 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,520 which is too tired. Yeah, the too tired. 766 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,480 I mean, you must be a bicycle. My daughters hate that. 767 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,120 They're like, will you stop? Will you just fucking stop? 768 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,080 I've had my youngest. She's just like grabbed me by 769 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,120 the shirt and just be like, stop saying that. 770 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,160 And I go, oh, we're just getting started. 771 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,240 If the anger's there, that's how you know we're right where we 772 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,680 need to be with the joke like that. 773 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,520 Can't stop making jokes like that. 774 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,600 I swear since that internship, like literally changed my brain 775 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,960 because it's the only types of jokes I could think to make. 776 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:46,040 And now I just basically 90% of the day I'm just listening and 777 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,120 I'm waiting for something that sounds like something else. 778 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,640 Yeah, that and then I and then. I that's not good. 779 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,120 What you get, you got in the corporate world, and then you're 780 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,760 the thing that you've become infatuated with is maybe the 781 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,360 lowest, the lowest tier of humor out. 782 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,840 There not the not the waking up at 6:00. 783 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:09,320 Yeah, and nothing else about the internship got imprinted on you. 784 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:13,040 Just, I don't know what's worse. Those types of jokes are like 785 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,440 puns. Like, they're both. 786 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,480 They're pretty similarly bad. Some of them are puns, yeah. 787 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,640 I. I don't know. 788 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,560 Yeah. It's not a popular style of 789 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,800 humor in this house. No. 790 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,360 My one audience member does not find it funny. 791 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,680 No. Yeah, but I don't even think 792 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,600 people that make. That makes me find it. 793 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,600 I don't. Even think people that make puns 794 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,880 think they're funny, I think it's more like a do you see what 795 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,720 I did there with my mind? It's like a. 796 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,160 It's the. Most clever joke in the world. 797 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,080 And when after I say it, I'll just be like. 798 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,560 Hey, you want to see something cool? 799 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,720 I got a poop finger puppet. I think he's. 800 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,920 Supposed to be shaved this off. Today I think he's supposed to 801 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,440 be Shakespeare, but. It's exactly what I look like 802 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,960 with my hat off. And that's why it's called 803 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,280 Forehead Fables, folks. OK, he's hiding it with the hat. 804 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,160 The secret, the secret forehead. I just saw a Marionetta on 805 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,160 Facebook Marketplace that looks like that, but it's a night and 806 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,080 I really want it. Oh, it's like $250, but it's 807 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,760 like a, it's a, it's like 3 feet tall. 808 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,040 It's huge. I think I might buy it. 809 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,920 I'll see if they they'll haggle. That's an awesome little finger 810 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,480 puppet though. Yeah, you don't. 811 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,360 Want to do? Stuff. 812 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:42,680 But yeah, I could wear them on my penis. 813 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,720 Yeah, just the perfect size. What? 814 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,880 Kind of porn. Do you watch Puppet? 815 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,280 Puppet. Stuff I make my own, yeah. 816 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,720 Stop motion homemade video. If he had answered that, do you 817 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,880 think he would have been in trouble? 818 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,840 No, no, not as much trouble if you're like. 819 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,640 Yeah, he's like I make my own. He just record. 820 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,920 I record my own feet and then I then I Jack off to the 821 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,280 recordings just. Showing your girlfriend a 822 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,040 notebook filled with like, hundreds of drawings. 823 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:20,400 Smile. I draw it. 824 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,800 I, I I pause the porn video. I trace over it. 825 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,040 I jerk off to it. Yeah, that's that's also kind of 826 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,640 sad. Better than like little clay 827 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:36,440 boobs I don't have like a can't pick. 828 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,680 Did I? You know, it's like, what am I 829 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,280 supposed to jerk off? I think I, I think I've said 830 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,440 this before, but you said little clay boobs. 831 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:49,160 I, I went once with Abby to, to FSU while she was in like some, 832 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,880 she's taking like an art class and she was using a laser cutter 833 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,000 for some acrylic thing. And there was a guy there in the 834 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,680 shop that was just working. Like he was the only dude in the 835 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,600 class and he was just working on this giant wooden ass that he 836 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,880 had carved. And he was, he was sitting there 837 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,040 sanding the butt crack. And then he would step back back 838 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,040 and look at it and then go back in. 839 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,760 And he was like wiping sweat off his brow. 840 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,800 And like the women next to him were just like, Jesus Christ, 841 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,040 dude. And he's working on this giant. 842 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,240 He's a pervert. Giant wouldn't ass. 843 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,920 Never trust a man in an art class. 844 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,920 That guy rocks. That guy's one of my personal 845 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,520 heroes, just unabashedly sweating on his. 846 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,040 Also he. Made a little asshole and he 847 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,040 could just push a little piece of wood through it. 848 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,320 It's a pencil dispenser or something, yeah. 849 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,000 Looks like poop coming out. Perfect. 850 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,680 That's awesome. Yeah, I mean. 851 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:54,160 Oh dude my my both my kids failed an eye exam. 852 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,440 Actually I'm sorry it's the youngest. 853 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:01,200 No, my oldest failed an eye exam when she was my youngest age now 854 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:05,720 and then my younger one just failed an eye exam a week ago at 855 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:10,040 the doctor's office and and then we're like, you know, I don't 856 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,960 think they have eye problems because like I. 857 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,600 Well, they would have them problems, right? 858 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:23,280 Because, right, So funny. I had them stand on one end of 859 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,120 the house and I went over there like how many fingers am I 860 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,760 holding up? And they were like 2. 861 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,760 Like they were able to see things from way far away and. 862 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,280 Oh, we get it. Your house is so big. 863 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,280 Yeah, it's impressive. I I said I'll stand over in the 864 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,240 east wing, You stand on the West side. 865 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,400 I said. You stand over in The West Wing. 866 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,400 I'll stand. If your if your house has one 867 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,720 straight line, that's impressive to see numbers being held up, 868 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,600 That's awesome. Well, that's what I did. 869 00:47:52,640 --> 00:48:00,000 OK, and anyways, the fucking doctor's office, basically, we 870 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,960 went to another specialist. The specialist was like, no, 871 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,760 their eyes are fucking perfectly fine. 872 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,360 Abby showed me the eye test that they have at at our doctor's 873 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,520 office. He's the font that they chose 874 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:16,080 for the eye exam is like gothic, like calligraphy with all these 875 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,720 serifs and shit. My daughter's five years old, 876 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,520 just turned 5. She's like, I don't know what 877 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,560 those fucking letters are, dude. The ES got like serifs going all 878 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,600 crazy. And so they just guess they're 879 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,040 like I, I guess it's AG or something. 880 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,600 I don't know what what that is, but I feel like the doctor owes 881 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,200 me some money is basically that's my big evidence. 882 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,360 It should be like standardized font. 883 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,600 I think so, yeah. I I think they it should be 884 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,520 Comic Sans or something that's like. 885 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440 They have to do the little like you look in it and you see a 886 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,920 house on the hill, you know what I'm talking about, and take 887 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,520 focus in that shoots air in your. 888 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,920 I swear to God I saw a little head pop out behind that one 889 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,920 time. Yeah. 890 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,800 It was my. House the guy run up the 891 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,720 driveway towards your eyes? Yeah, what if he runs up there, 892 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,680 has a gun, and when he pulls the trigger it shoots the the air in 893 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,880 your eye? OK, try not to blink. 894 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:16,520 Boom, I'm going to blow your eye out. 895 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:23,960 Oh my God. The glaucoma test I could never 896 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,440 do and they it'd. Be cool, that's why. 897 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,960 No, they, they had the one where they have like the blue light on 898 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,120 the stick and they poke your eyeball with it. 899 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,720 It's like a pressure test for glaucoma. 900 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,280 And I'm like, I, I can't do that. 901 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,040 And they tried to do it for like 10 minutes and they were like, 902 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,040 you know what, you're too young for glaucoma. 903 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,760 You'll be fine. Dude, what are you not getting? 904 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,040 The little guy with the gun can't actually shoot you. 905 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,640 Why do you keep blinking? They gave me a context. 906 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,840 I couldn't even use those. I I have like a phobia of 907 00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:00,880 getting my eyes. Touched I'm so good at touching 908 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,960 my eyes, I. Know. 909 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,840 You see, I can put bottle right in it. 910 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:09,040 Touch, eyeball, squirt, blast. I think it will probably end up 911 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,560 with me being blind one day though 'cause sometimes I'll 912 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,480 have like a little bit of poop on my fingers. 913 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,560 I know I'm actually getting like, I woke up today and it 914 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,800 felt like I had a black eye and I looked in the mirror and 915 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,240 there's nothing wrong. But I think I'm getting like a 916 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:27,480 stye or something, which is really scary 'cause you see 917 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,080 those every once in a while and it's like a little ball or sign 918 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:36,040 in your eye. But my my eye is tender and it 919 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,040 feels like there's a little bump, is there? 920 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,920 Any relation between those and lie bumps on your tongue? 921 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,320 I don't know. Is it like an eyeball taste bud 922 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,520 I'd have? To talk to an ear, nose and eye 923 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,800 specialist. Or is it? 924 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:53,280 Oh, it's ear, nose and throat. Tongue, eye, nose specialist. 925 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,440 I just asked, I think I brought this up before. 926 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,840 I don't know why I've like now twice in real life, asked a 927 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:04,240 doctor if an ear, nose and throat doctor just for kids and 928 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,400 they're like. No. 929 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,360 And the first time I was so embarrassed. 930 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,000 And then I just met a guy in Med school. 931 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,440 Then I tried to plain burger joke with did he laugh? 932 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,880 And then he was like, I asked him like, what kind of doctor 933 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,600 you're going to try to be? Let me guess, ear, nose and 934 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,800 throat. And he's like, no, I'm like, 935 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,080 well, those are just for kids, right? 936 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,920 No, he's like, I'm going to be an oncologist. 937 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,760 I'm like, I was set for like, like your belly or something. 938 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,200 And he was like, it's for cancer. 939 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,960 And then later on, you know, I didn't think about it, but I 940 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,720 feel like a lot of people have become doctors like that. 941 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:43,800 It's because they've had a family member or something, you 942 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,480 know, and they like want to learn. 943 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,720 And I made a very unfortunate later in the night. 944 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,840 I'm like, dude, I'm really going to need you as my oncologist 945 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,680 'cause like, I feel so much cancer in my body right now. 946 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,400 And he just was like. We don't joke about it funny. 947 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,040 I guess he has a photographic memory 'cause people kept saying 948 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,120 that. Cool, that's trying to think of 949 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,120 ways to quiz him. But she. 950 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,600 Said, hey, tell me a funny joke that I might have told you 951 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,680 earlier. Yeah, that way you could get, 952 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,200 you're the only person that hasn't been tested on it. 953 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:18,680 You know, has anybody ever told you that plain joke, hearing it 954 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,200 from somebody else's perspective? 955 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,560 You might be like, oh that actually does suck. 956 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:29,360 My little tape recorder. I would love to have just a 957 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,000 little tape recorder that I could just like. 958 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,320 Now I've heard, I've heard photographic memory. 959 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,360 Is that someone with a really good memory or is it like a 960 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:41,200 learned skill it? I think it's they were 961 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,280 describing it as like the show suits. 962 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,680 Like I think he can just like, I think that's why he's in Med 963 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,880 school or something. They said he was like, you know, 964 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,640 downplaying. He's like, it's just pretty 965 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,440 good. But I think he can like 966 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,680 literally recall like texts from books and stuff and see it 967 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,560 completely clearly, which I almost, I was so envious, I 968 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,720 don't know. Because I can't. 969 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,880 I can't remember anything. No. 970 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,360 I feel like if I could. Kill that guy and take his. 971 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,760 Brain. That ability and then I'd just 972 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:19,840 walk around going recall. Me on on porn websites, 973 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,400 Photographic. What? 974 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,600 What, you've never caught me watching porn? 975 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,360 My girlfriend just teaching in the room staring at a white 976 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,720 wall. Wait, like. 977 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,080 Neo in the Matrix, where he's learning Kung Fu. 978 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,320 Yeah, Jack, me in. Pause play. 979 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,920 Yeah, I, I can't even like fathom just being able to be 980 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,200 like. Yeah, I don't watch porn. 981 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,440 I watched four days of it 20 years ago and I'm all filled up. 982 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,120 I'm all filled up. Imagine preloading yourself and 983 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,400 then it's like, oh, you're going to prison and I'd be like. 984 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,680 I don't care. I have every single frame of 985 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,320 Lord of the Rings in my brain now. 986 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,760 I'll play them back to. Back a lot of media loading. 987 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,760 I watched prison breaks and I watched Escape from Alcatraz. 988 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,400 Send me to prison, I don't give a shit. 989 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:23,280 Yeah, I I make a tattoo of a of the map for my back and I look 990 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,000 at my back in a mirror and scan it and get it lasered off. 991 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,560 That fucking show was so awesome until they it was so good. 992 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:38,440 And then they were like, they had they, they I think there was 993 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440 like lost. They were like, what? 994 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,680 What do we do now? Where do we go with this? 995 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,720 Then they go to like a South American prison or. 996 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,640 Something and then prison break out of that. 997 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:52,000 Yeah, they're like, we got to break out, but first we got to 998 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,520 break it. In we got to go deeper. 999 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,480 Deeper. Into the I think they go to a 1000 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,720 second. Yeah, I remember. 1001 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,760 I think I watched the whole thing, but it's a notice 1002 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:04,280 noticeable fall off. Yeah, that show was really good. 1003 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,560 In the first season, most the biggest suspension of of 1004 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:13,640 disbelief I had to do was kind of like accepting that the main 1005 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,200 guy was brothers with the guy with the big head. 1006 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,040 You know it can happen. You know, my siblings would tell 1007 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,880 you that it's. Possible like the disparity 1008 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,800 between those two guys is more than me and my brother, and me 1009 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,400 and my brother look nothing alike. 1010 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,920 Those guys like that guy. They're both. 1011 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,200 They both have shaved heads, yeah. 1012 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,640 Shaved heads it only it does nothing but show off just like 1013 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,760 their bone structure that other guy has like a Warhammer 40K 1014 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,840 space marine head. He would have been a perfect 1015 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,720 dude guy to play a space marine. That guy's jaw is huge. 1016 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,680 It's wider than the top of his head by a like. 1017 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,240 That's a trophy that a predator would love to have. 1018 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,520 Not like a sexual predator, but like the the space alien guy 1019 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,200 predator. Imagine this when it was a 1020 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:06,800 child, this skull was once inside the womb. 1021 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,520 Yeah, I know a predator would have would have that quagmire. 1022 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,400 Yeah, the Predator's fucking ideal trophy wall would be like 1023 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,200 Willem Dafoe Skull. That guy from prison Break in 1024 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:27,600 Quagmire, their heads on the wall of Ron Perlman. 1025 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,120 Are you kidding me? Ron Perlman would be up there, 1026 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,600 not me, Rocky Dennis. Oh my God, I would kill to have 1027 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,440 Rocky Dennis up there. People would think it would be 1028 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,880 Rocky Dennis. Neanderthals, no. 1029 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,360 Is that like an alien or something? 1030 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,280 No, he's a. Boy with a unfortunate life. 1031 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,720 But now he's fine. Scott. 1032 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:56,240 It's in my collection. Dude, imagine if Rocky Dentist 1033 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,640 just fucking owned it like like Walton Goggins and got some of 1034 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,240 those predator dreads on the very top. 1035 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,840 You know what I'm saying? If he got some dreads up there. 1036 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,560 I'm not going to get bullied. I'm wearing fake dreads. 1037 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,400 You would have bowed, Derek. Brakes and fishnets. 1038 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:20,920 Fishnets on my arms and legs. Stand back, bully. 1039 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:23,920 He got bullied because he tried to fit in. 1040 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,560 If he just looked in the mirror and was like, I look insane, I 1041 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:32,800 need to lean into it. Yeah. 1042 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,200 And he got double mandible surgery where his mouth opens 1043 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,040 up. Yeah, it would. 1044 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:42,480 Hey guys, I'm a predator. Kick his ass. 1045 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,080 You came here to meet a 15 year old girl. 1046 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:53,160 I'm 15. Did I did I tell this on the 1047 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,760 podcast? But when I was doing that video 1048 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,680 with Swagger Souls in the middle of the video. 1049 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,240 Lasagna. Yeah, at the lasagna thing in 1050 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:05,160 the middle of it, he like pulled down his mask to like eat some. 1051 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,960 And I like I look at his face and I look back at the camera. 1052 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,200 I go, I know what he looks like, guys. 1053 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,080 I go he looks just like Rocky Dennis, but you can't see 1054 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,200 because they blurted out. They cut that out of the video. 1055 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,680 And then I look at him. I go, unless you want to prove 1056 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,680 otherwise. And he's like, and it was cut 1057 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,080 out. That's unfortunate. 1058 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,680 No balls. I probably cut that out too, 1059 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,280 but. Well, he he should have just he 1060 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,160 should have just fucking put a Rocky Dennis like face like 1061 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,240 rotoscoped in there. It would have been a funny app. 1062 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,120 Yeah, that would. Have been funny. 1063 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,000 You want to know? It's crazy. 1064 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,240 I'm doing observational commentary. 1065 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,880 I bought this at Whole Foods because they didn't have Diet 1066 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,440 Coke and I was like Whole Foods soda. 1067 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,280 It's got to be probably pretty good for you. 1068 00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,880 I thought it was like one of those probiotic drinks or 1069 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:04,320 whatever. It's like 200 calories and 45 1070 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,320 grams of sugar. It's. 1071 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,200 Like more than a regular Coke. I know it's worse than a regular 1072 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:14,080 coke and it just tastes like cough syrup, but I bought like 1073 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,920 12 of them. Wait a second, hold on, hold on. 1074 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:18,960 Wait, wait, wait. Coca whole. 1075 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:25,640 So what was 12 ounce can? So 180 calories, 45 grams of 1076 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,880 sugar. Cocoa I I got to see the. 1077 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,440 OK, Oh, wait, A 12 ounce serving of Coca-Cola contains 140 1078 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,480 calories. Let me see that again. 1079 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,440 How much is it, 18180? How many grams of sugar? 1080 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:46,400 45 This one's Coca Cola's 39. What's in that? 1081 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,720 Dude, it's just water, sugar and flavor. 1082 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,160 That's it. Let me see if I. 1083 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,440 Drink like 3. I drink like three of these 1084 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,360 before I read the fucking back and I don't even think that's 1085 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,920 caffeine. It's really for you. 1086 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,960 It's caffeine free dude. It just gives you a sugar rush. 1087 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,440 I was popping. You know, like it's, you know 1088 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,080 what's killing Lacroix? It's that diet Doctor pepper. 1089 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:14,240 Diet doctor pepper. OK, look at that. 0 calories, 1090 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,920 zero those other ingredients. Who fucking gives a shit? 1091 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:24,840 Those are probably carcinogens. This is just invert cane sugar. 1092 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,040 I don't know what that means. Natural flavors, citric acid and 1093 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,600 carbonated water. Everybody needs sodium benzoate. 1094 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,240 Everybody knows that, and mine has caffeine in it. 1095 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,040 It's not that pussy shit you're drinking. 1096 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,240 Yeah well my can liners not made with BP as. 1097 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,040 I don't know what that is. Dude. 1098 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,440 That's Lib talk. OK? 1099 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,360 Real men drink diet Doctor Pepper. 1100 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,760 It's got Doctor in the title. It has to be good for you. 1101 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,600 Real men drink cherry vanilla cream Whole Foods Market you. 1102 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,800 Got scammed? You got absolutely scammed. 1103 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,360 I was like trying to do, I'm like cherry vanilla that's like 1104 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,200 cream and Crimson. Like this would be like, I'm 1105 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,560 supporting the IU football team in their championship. 1106 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:09,080 And then I got really bad sugar. I got really bad sugar belly. 1107 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,720 Yep. And I started getting all hopped 1108 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,800 up. Let's go. 1109 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,240 Something's not right. I thought I was getting sick. 1110 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,720 I just haven't had like a real sip in so long. 1111 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,920 And then I drank 3 of them. Dude, what's crazy is when you 1112 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,960 when you drink this stuff laced with aspartame, which is I 1113 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,360 think, nectar of the gods. Just makes my mouth water. 1114 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,520 I love. Aspartame dude. 1115 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,480 And kind of like an aspartame, I should I should see if aspartame 1116 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,280 has merch wearing it can? You just get pure. 1117 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,000 Aspartame. Do a do a fucking line of 1118 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,520 aspartame. That would rock. 1119 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,280 Yeah. Do you think it's a powder? 1120 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,680 I'm sure you could make it new one. 1121 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:46,560 Yeah. You want aspartame? 1122 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:50,640 Bump. I forget where I was going with 1123 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,920 this, but. When you drink aspartame, 1124 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,640 something something. I don't know. 1125 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,720 Oh no, it I after drinking this for a while, going back to like 1126 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,520 regular, like a regular full blooded. 1127 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,200 That's what my grandpa used to call him. 1128 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,320 Oh, that's a full blooded Coke 'cause he used to only drink the 1129 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,720 diet ones. Drinking a regular one it yeah, 1130 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,880 it's makes your it has weird mouth feel, makes your mouth 1131 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,320 feel like your teeth feel fuzzy. It's gross. 1132 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,240 I had a coke 0 for the first time the other day and I was 1133 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:25,560 like what's what is this? Like what's the It's just a Diet 1134 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:31,440 Coke but it doesn't taste. It tastes like regular Coke, but 1135 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,680 with no sugar and no. It's like you just made a 1136 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,600 commercial for it. Yeah, it's like. 1137 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,760 It's like the flavor of an original Coke, but with the 1138 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,120 benefit of a diet. I just couldn't tell if I liked 1139 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,760 it or not. Yeah, I 'cause diet. 1140 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,840 Coke, it's like it's its own thing, its own flavour. 1141 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,640 That's black gold. OK, I did see AT shirt someone 1142 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,600 made where it's a pack of cigarettes and instead of 1143 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:58,120 cigarettes in it, it's just Diet Coke cans sticking out of the 1144 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,480 pack, which I thought that was an awesome T-shirt. 1145 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,520 But Diet Cokes have a certain, I don't know, they, they have a 1146 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,120 certain like they're, they're addictive in a way that a 1147 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:13,960 regular Coke is not. It's they're like the Slurm of 1148 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,200 of the beverage world. Yeah, I'm getting a little bit 1149 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,280 of withdrawals because I've been out for a couple days and I got 1150 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,800 these to fill in and just not really bought. 1151 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,280 Poison. OK, you need to go back. 1152 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:29,400 Really need to come back. I had so many leftover drinks 1153 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,000 because that bachelor party. I'll tell you right now. 1154 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:37,200 Still a full 24 pack, unopened sleeve of Sprite. 1155 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,480 Nobody's touched it. Nobody touched it that entire 1156 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,000 weekend. I haven't even been tempted once 1157 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,840 really drinking since. And I don't even fucking hate 1158 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,120 Sprite. Maybe I like 7UP more when I was 1159 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,320 a kid or something, I don't know. 1160 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,880 But it's just not really. It doesn't have the call, yeah, 1161 01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,560 of the addiction that I get from a Diet Coke. 1162 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,040 You want to hear something that's just might be racist, but 1163 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,960 we put out that little refrigerator of drinks for the 1164 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,920 delivery drivers and Abby tried stocking it with all these 1165 01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,000 different drinks. Wait to see how this gets 1166 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,640 potentially racist. Abby tried drinking or stocking 1167 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,160 it with all sorts of different drinks and we put a lot of Diet 1168 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,080 Cokes in there and regular Cokes, and the delivery guys 1169 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,400 weren't drinking them. And she's like, what do they 1170 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,120 want? What could I get them? 1171 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,760 And all the delivery guys are black dudes that come up. 1172 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,320 And she went out and got Fanta. They fucking loved. 1173 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,880 Antah. They love Fanta, they tore that. 1174 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,600 Jawanda Fanta Fanta She. Stocked it up with grape and 1175 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,320 orange Fanta and that shit was gone. 1176 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,120 There was. Flying off the shelves. 1177 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,680 There's dudes that would come up and grab 2, they were like, I'm 1178 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:54,120 taking 2 with me and they would leave fantas under their arms. 1179 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,480 They loved it. And so now I know for next year, 1180 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,760 stock that shit up with Fanta. That is the drink of the season. 1181 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,960 But. You should get into the Faygo 1182 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,560 market, yeah. I was just talking with nothing, 1183 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,440 but you might have some all their different flavors. 1184 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,880 You're saying Clown Posse fans showing up there? 1185 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,120 That's when I move up to like Michigan. 1186 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,040 That's when I'll start stocking it with Faygo. 1187 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,160 Oh my God. Yeah. 1188 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,400 Cotton candy. Faygo's. 1189 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,080 That's like gold up there. It's one of the best sodas I've 1190 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,480 ever had. And my friend and I, we we used 1191 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,480 to drive to Chicago from Indiana. 1192 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,320 There's one gas station that had it on the way up and we just get 1193 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,560 a big bottle. Take the dust off of it. 1194 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,840 No, you know, nobody else is buying that shoe. 1195 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,600 And it's like. One of their big bottles, it's 1196 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,480 like 150 grams of sugar or something, which is horrible for 1197 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,440 you, but we just take like the cap off and fill the cap and 1198 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,040 just like during the drive, just like, oh, and you couldn't make 1199 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,320 a bottle last so long. Yeah, we just do. 1200 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:58,360 Like we just needed the the flavor, like the essence of it. 1201 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,240 And we were trying to push those on our friends in Chicago so 1202 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,040 hard. Being like you. 1203 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,560 You just got to try like it's going to blow your fucking mind. 1204 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,160 And every person would be like. No. 1205 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,920 Kind of gross. This is like the sugariest thing 1206 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,000 I've ever tried in my life. I'm like, that's why you just do 1207 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,280 a cap full. Just I don't want to drink a 1208 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,960 fucking. Cane, how would it still have 1209 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,320 like fizzy to it if you're constantly opening it and. 1210 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:26,120 Doesn't doesn't need it. Hey guys, if there's any like I 1211 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,280 see. When I opened it. 1212 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,800 In the audience, I have a, a a real question to ask because me 1213 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,960 and my brother had a a not like a fight over this, but it almost 1214 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,720 turned physical because we're a disagreement. 1215 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:42,640 When you take like a 2 liter and you pour some and then in order 1216 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:48,600 to retain the fizziness, if you if you cap it, does it retain 1217 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:52,280 fizziness better than if you push all the air remaining out 1218 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,680 and then cap it is Have you ever seen people do that where it's 1219 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:59,560 like a halfway filled 2 liter and you push all the air out At 1220 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,840 that point, I think you have like a negative pressure inside 1221 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,720 the the bottle. And so any gases that would 1222 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:10,520 release from the soda would then you would give it extra space to 1223 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,600 fill. You know what I mean? 1224 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,560 Whereas I feel like what you would want to do would be like 1225 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,440 pressurize the bottle and then cap it. 1226 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,640 So you are against pushing all the air? 1227 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,080 Pushing all the air out. I feel like that's counter 1228 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:27,040 intuitive to to keeping the carbonation in the soda It's. 1229 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:33,080 Like fat person. Dude, this. 1230 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,120 You're not my carbonation a fat person argument. 1231 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,800 What in the fattest country in the fucking world? 1232 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,160 Yeah, this is what this country was built on. 1233 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,720 Was arguments like this OK? How do I maintain Christmas in 1234 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,720 my? Soda, it needs to stay crisp, 1235 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,400 OK? It needs to keep the keep the 1236 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,680 crispiness, too. If I have a flat soda, I get 1237 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,800 angry. OK, And then my family's in 1238 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,160 danger. All right, I. 1239 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,920 Just I haven't even seen people get 2 liters in so long unless 1240 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:06,400 I'm like getting take out from a pizza place or something. 1241 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,200 Well. When you have like a when you 1242 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,080 have kids, you get 2 liters because they'll crack open a 1243 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:16,479 soda and then just take one sip and walk away. 1244 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:20,680 But 2 liters, it's like you can pour them just like a little bit 1245 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,880 into a cup. Like a cap. 1246 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:28,880 Yeah, like, well, like 5 caps worth and 'cause we're, we're 1247 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,920 not quite like all in moms, we're like, we're like a little 1248 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,840 bit in between that and a regular parent, you know? 1249 01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:39,160 Yeah, 5 caps worth, yeah. What I need to do is I need to 1250 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:43,000 figure out how to get, by the way, my favorite part of the the 1251 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,600 Fallout season so far is that guy that runs the the little cap 1252 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,200 factory where he has all the little kids, the slave labor. 1253 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:53,040 And then that guy like saves him and he's just like, yeah, what 1254 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,120 you been up to? I'm like middle management at 1255 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,359 the cat factory like that. That's just funny. 1256 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,279 It's like one of the stupider scenes because it makes the 1257 01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:03,399 power armor guys look like idiots, the way they're just 1258 01:09:03,399 --> 01:09:05,479 like clumsily swinging around and stuff. 1259 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,760 But it's it's just funny. I. 1260 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,840 Hate when they disrespect the brotherhood. 1261 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,920 Just wait till Liberty Prime shows up. 1262 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,200 I don't even think about that. I wonder if Liberty Prime's 1263 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:19,520 going to be there that. 'D be sweet. 1264 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,720 Yeah, he's, he's cool. He's like one of my heroes. 1265 01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,200 Oh, actually, I don't want to give any spoilers because I 1266 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,200 don't know if you're there yet, but there's another thing from 1267 01:09:28,359 --> 01:09:30,640 game that I thought looked cool. Yeah. 1268 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,720 Is it my myer alert? No. 1269 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,840 No, OK, no, it's a different thing. 1270 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,399 I'm not going to spoil it. It's just a different. 1271 01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:43,359 Are there any super mutants yes or no? 1272 01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,479 You actually want to know. Yeah. 1273 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,399 So far, disappointingly now. Oh, really? 1274 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,200 Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm. 1275 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,960 Yeah, I think I figured they would be around somewhere. 1276 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,320 They got to be around somewhere. Where the fuck are they? 1277 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,760 I want to see what they how they do them. 1278 01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:07,000 It's going to be practical. Big CGI monster. 1279 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:12,800 I think it should be a big CGI monster, just really bad CGII 1280 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:17,040 wanted to be. I want to be very poorly done. 1281 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,040 I think it should be stop motion. 1282 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,120 Having. Clay, Yeah. 1283 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:29,480 They used to be rotoscoped like old old like animated movies. 1284 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,440 I mean I would be totally cool with either of those. 1285 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:38,000 I just rewatched the first episode of Dark Crystal Age of 1286 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,400 the Resistance recently and was just completely brought back to 1287 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:47,120 how sad I am that that show got cancelled and how awesome the 1288 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,880 puppets are in that. And then there was a sale 1289 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:54,640 recently where they sold a bunch of the props from that movie. 1290 01:10:55,480 --> 01:11:02,160 And I've never wanted to be like a rich person, more maybe in my 1291 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,680 life 'cause they were selling like full scale puppets and 1292 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:09,640 stuff and they were going for like $10,000 or like $30,000. 1293 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,040 How popular is that show? What the hell? 1294 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:19,240 Show clearly wasn't popular enough, but you know, the 1295 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:22,000 originals pretty popular. I don't know, I mean, it's just 1296 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,360 like you're getting your hands on some Jim Handsome puppet 1297 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,160 stuff. You know? 1298 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,080 People want people. Want a part of that David Bowie 1299 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,160 in it? No. 1300 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,280 That's Labyrinth. What is this you said Dark 1301 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,720 Crystal? You've never seen the Dark 1302 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,840 Crystal. Maybe let me see. 1303 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:42,440 Bro with the gelflings and the skexies essence. 1304 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,720 I have seen it's actually parts of this movie. 1305 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,920 I've never seen the movie. Well, they have a show on 1306 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:52,360 Netflix. It's a prequel series called The 1307 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:56,280 Dark Crystal Age Resistance. And it is awesome because it's 1308 01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:00,520 like a big budget, like there's some CGI in it and stuff. 1309 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:05,240 But then they'll have like warrior guy and he's just 1310 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,360 running like a little puppet. And sometimes he'll show their 1311 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:13,360 feet and they're just like, and it's just, it's remarkable, like 1312 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:18,080 really fun creature design and little alien world stuff. 1313 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:21,680 I I just think it's. And Jim Henson's the guy from 1314 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:27,960 Sesame Street. Ever see The Muppets guy? 1315 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,240 Yeah, Muppets guy. I'm sorry. 1316 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:32,240 Jim Henson. Yeah, Henson. 1317 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,080 Yeah, he's Muppets. OK. 1318 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,400 Yeah, here he is holding Kermit. I'm not. 1319 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:41,680 I'm not up on my my puppetry. Well dude, you know, you know, 1320 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,680 I've listened to that goddamn Muppets Christmas album everyday 1321 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,360 for the. Best you had to justify the 1322 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,320 purchase. Dude, you, you had to. 1323 01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:51,800 I'd say it's been justified. You know what? 1324 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,120 Wait, Jim Henson. He is the guy that made Bert and 1325 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:58,920 Arnie. Yeah, but he's like just the the 1326 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,640 father of puppetry and media, I guess. 1327 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,800 I mean, I don't know. How much pussy this guy got 1328 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,160 being the father of puppetry, that is insane. 1329 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,960 I think he could make his own. Honey, what kind of what kind of 1330 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:15,080 porn do you Jack off to? And he goes. 1331 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,520 I make my own. Women that don't look like you. 1332 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,640 Miss Piggy. At a point that's better than 1333 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,760 some of the things you could actually be watching, so. 1334 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,240 It was the nicest thing I could think of. 1335 01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:37,720 I was trying to save you. Don't go into my workshop. 1336 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,280 Don't go into the Jim Henson workshop. 1337 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,240 No, this guy rocks. Dude. 1338 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:48,040 My childhood dog was named Bert because of Bert and Earner. 1339 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,480 Yeah, it's cool. I was never that into Muppets, 1340 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,800 but I fuck with the idea of them. 1341 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:59,520 I like puppetry and stuff. I think it's really funny. 1342 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,080 It is. And I like when they make 1343 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:10,280 puppets that are like, more than just like, yeah, we got some 1344 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,200 pretty fucking crazy puppets. Or I guess at what point did 1345 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,320 they become like, marionettes? Is that when they have strings? 1346 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,000 Yeah, when they when they start having strings, like there's 1347 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,680 that iconic video of the guy making the little puppet dance 1348 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:27,160 and it does the hip thrust. You know what I'm talking about. 1349 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,600 Are you talking about the beginning of Being John 1350 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,320 Malkovich? No, but that is that's. 1351 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,960 That's an awesome. Scene as well. 1352 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,360 Yeah, that's more of a hip and gyrating. 1353 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,880 Yeah, it's like a rubbing on the wall. 1354 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,840 That's crazy. No, no, it's a guy with a 1355 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,280 marionette. Dude, I should buy that one 1356 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:48,880 marionette and try to get really good at him. 1357 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,600 Yeah, I think the extent of my puppetry skill is definitely 1358 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,200 going to be manipulating this guy. 1359 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,280 That's about it. Let's see, what can you make it 1360 01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:02,520 do? Yeah, that's that's what the 1361 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:05,880 extent you'll be doing. You'll be doing our closing 1362 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:10,080 segment from this episode and thank you guys. 1363 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,040 We'll see you on the next one. Yeah, that'd be. 1364 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,160 Awesome dude, we should get into puppets. 1365 01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:18,400 That means we can charge him to the company card. 1366 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:25,520 Yeah, we bought the entire Dark Crystal line up at the auction 1367 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:30,280 with the company card. I had that Brian puppet like 1368 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,160 somewhere in this house right now. 1369 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:35,840 You still have that thing? Yeah, it's in a closet, I think 1370 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,000 did. I tell you that Brian wasn't 1371 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,600 stoked about that, he said. You told them I died. 1372 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:47,760 I said baby. Don't you have a ouija board or 1373 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:53,880 something? Yeah, there's anytime he's in 1374 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,760 one of my, anytime he's in one of my videos, there's always a 1375 01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,720 comment where it's like if I close my eyes, I can almost hear 1376 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,960 him. I can almost hear him talking. 1377 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,360 May God rest his soul. Yeah, I could get not being 1378 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,880 stoked about the idea of people saying that you're dead. 1379 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,160 I can understand that. But. 1380 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,400 But. Hopefully he's not a vengeful 1381 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,400 spirit. No, no, no. 1382 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,080 He seems to be pretty chill about it. 1383 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,320 He seems to be hanging out. My lights start flicking around. 1384 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:28,560 Oh my God. This isn't really probably going 1385 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,600 to lead to anything funny but it's just something I've done 1386 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,120 recently. I finally got my girlfriend to 1387 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,440 watch Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, First 1388 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:41,400 one down extended edition. Hard sell. 1389 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:45,400 For months I've been trying to explain because you just click 1390 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,800 on it and it's like 3 hours 15 minutes. 1391 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,680 It's like, I know what it looks like. 1392 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:55,680 I know it looks like the longest movie ever and the next two only 1393 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,240 get longer. Oh wait, how? 1394 01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:01,640 How long is it? It's like I think the extent of 1395 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:05,960 the first one's like 340 and then the second one's like 4 and 1396 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:08,200 then the third one's like 4:30 or something. 1397 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,160 Those are long. Very long. 1398 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:13,040 I'm seeing, See, I I don't think I've ever actually seen the 1399 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,120 extended edition of the first or second one. 1400 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:20,200 I think I've only seen the third one, which is crazy, but they're 1401 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,480 so fucking good. I was just immediately 1402 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,800 transported in there. And best case scenario, she 1403 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,880 actually enjoyed it. Did she? 1404 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,440 And she was confused though, because at the end she was like 1405 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:36,280 what the hell? That's the ending. 1406 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,920 Like I thought they were going to destroy the ring, like in the 1407 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,440 mountain or whatever. I'm like, that's in about 8 1408 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:45,400 hours. That's. 1409 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,120 Where does the first one end again? 1410 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,200 It ends with they get through Moria. 1411 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:55,040 Well, they get through Moria and then they go that little elf. 1412 01:17:55,280 --> 01:18:00,800 Oh, OK. It ends with the the Urakai 1413 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,360 catch up to them and Boromir tries to take the ring from 1414 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,120 Frodo. And then he like defends Mary 1415 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:12,560 and Pippin and Frodo and Sam cross the river to like the east 1416 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:16,920 bank by themselves to continue on the mission because the 1417 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,920 rings, you know, tempting people too much. 1418 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:26,960 Boromir dies and then Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are like, we 1419 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,000 got to go find Mary and Pippen. And then it just kind of ends. 1420 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:35,560 You would think they would go let's cut them for let's just 1421 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:38,360 let's just assume they're dead and let's go after the two guys 1422 01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,480 that are actually really important to the story. 1423 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:45,000 But they understand that you know who Strider does. 1424 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:49,280 They understand why Frodo's doing it unspoken. 1425 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,640 That's what he's like. He's like, no, it's a little 1426 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,840 spoken like he goes up to Frodo and can see it in his eyes. 1427 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:58,320 Like you guys are like really harshing my fucking ring vibe. 1428 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,360 I'm getting at it. He's like, I would have gone 1429 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,160 with you to the very fast amount. 1430 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:06,280 It's a really sweet moment and it's such. 1431 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,400 They're not. They're not concerned at all 1432 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,800 that Frodo. 'S just going to like, kill Sam 1433 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:17,040 and then become Gollum 2 the sequel. 1434 01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:20,720 You think they don't have a world of worries? 1435 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:22,880 OK, yeah, it's a pretty big ordeal, I think. 1436 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,840 The Fellowship of the Ring itself is more about 1437 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,480 accountability amongst your friends over the Ring. 1438 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:32,360 It's like Legolas is there to make sure that Gimli doesn't 1439 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,320 take it for himself, and Gimli's there to make sure that Frodo 1440 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,880 doesn't take it for himself. And. 1441 01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:41,440 Sometimes being a friend is trusting that your friend is 1442 01:19:41,440 --> 01:19:43,560 making the right. Choice, the right choice with 1443 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,080 the all corrupting ring that corrupts. 1444 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,200 Yeah, well, well, freaking hobbits aren't as. 1445 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,240 Corruptible. Affected by it. 1446 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,880 Because they just want to drink beer and farm and honestly, they 1447 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,760 rule their little villages rule. But what if the ring just 1448 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,400 whispered in Frodo's ear and says like. 1449 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,720 I could give you the strongest liver in the world. 1450 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,280 You could drink so much fucking beer. 1451 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,080 I didn't see a TikTok earlier today. 1452 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:13,840 I don't know how true it was, but somebody was this like Lord 1453 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:16,120 of the Rings nerd was answering a question, 'cause they're like, 1454 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:21,760 how is Sam not tempted by the ring when he's like around Frodo 1455 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,240 all this time like in Mordor and stuff. 1456 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,160 And he's like, well, actually in the books it does say that, 1457 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:32,440 like, the rings trying to tempt Sam by being like, I'll make you 1458 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:33,840 a king or whatever. And he's like, I don't want 1459 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,920 that. I just want to be a gardener. 1460 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:38,040 And it's like, look, it gave him like a vision of, like, Olive 1461 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,640 Mordor being a huge garden with, like, the most beautiful trees, 1462 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,400 vegetation. He's like, that's way too much. 1463 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,520 Like, I just want my little garden. 1464 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,400 And that's it. Yeah. 1465 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:52,120 Like holy shit, That's like such a burden. 1466 01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,960 Like I just want like a little tiny, tiny garden. 1467 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,640 Like they just don't, they don't have like the greed of men, you 1468 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:01,280 know? Just like I just want my little 1469 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,000 fucking house. That's pretty. 1470 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,440 It's pretty I. Just want a little garden? 1471 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:08,560 What does Frodo want? See, he wants it so bad. 1472 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,280 You want Sam? I don't know. 1473 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,560 Peace. You go to elf heaven. 1474 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,480 I don't know. I mean, it's been a really long 1475 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:24,040 time since I've read the books. I have the books literally right 1476 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,200 there. Remember those? 1477 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,640 I want them. I won that auction. 1478 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,640 Remember that. Oh. 1479 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,200 Yeah, stole them right out from under your nose. 1480 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,240 Haven't read them yet. Haven't even cracked them open. 1481 01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,480 I need to. I need to read them. 1482 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,200 They're really good books. They're supposed to be great, 1483 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,760 yeah. He's a great world builder. 1484 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,560 Get ready for a lot of songs. Oh, I love songs. 1485 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,720 You can skim through them if you need, that's what I did. 1486 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,360 Did I tell you about that that guy? 1487 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:54,200 I found his YouTube channel where all he does is like, he 1488 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:57,600 just talks about different aspects of Lord of the Rings, 1489 01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:01,080 but he does it in this great little room that he has where I 1490 01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:04,400 think he's just built his life to be like a Hobbit. 1491 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:07,200 It looks like a place that Bilbo would have in his house to just 1492 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,600 read books. He's like, come with me into my 1493 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,600 study and we can talk about, we can talk about Strider for a 1494 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,800 second. And he just he's like, hold on, 1495 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:18,200 let me light up my pipe. And he has like a little vest 1496 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,840 on. He lights up his long pipe. 1497 01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,760 Yeah. And then he he cracks open his, 1498 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,360 his old, like, first edition of Lord of the Rings, and he's 1499 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,400 like, talking about it. He just looks like George RR 1500 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,560 Martin, you know, but with a a more Lord of the Rings 1501 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,320 aesthetic. I have my grandpa's version of 1502 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:39,720 the books and they're really cool and old, but God damn dude, 1503 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:42,640 it's been a long time since I've watched them and I'm always 1504 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,640 like, I fucking, I love Lord of the Rings, you know, like. 1505 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:48,000 I feel like my my vision of the books would be corrupted by the 1506 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:53,720 movies, if that makes sense. Well, then you're going to be 1507 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,440 real shocked when you get to Tom Bombadil. 1508 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,400 You're like, who the fuck is this guy? 1509 01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:59,040 You know, there's a lot of things in the books that aren't 1510 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:03,360 in the movies or they're different, but yeah, I mean, 1511 01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,920 you'll. Oh, no, I might picture this 1512 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:09,720 guy's Orlando Bloom or Figo. That's a blessing. 1513 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:13,400 OK, let me tell you right now that's a blessing 'cause I cast 1514 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:17,560 it perfectly. I don't know, just on rewatch of 1515 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,840 the first one, I'm like they hold up so insanely well. 1516 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,320 Like I can't believe they're made in 2001. 1517 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,960 It's insane. Just the work that had to go 1518 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:30,080 into those movies. Hey, what's I've seen a couple 1519 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:33,800 videos explaining some of the forced perspective shots they do 1520 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,600 are just so fucking insane how they accomplish them. 1521 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,440 Like, parts of the sets moving in unison with the camera. 1522 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,920 And like, you know, the people are like 10 feet apart, but 1523 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:49,640 like, the benches they're on are moving with the camera to, like, 1524 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:54,720 maintain the like, they're just, like, technically fucking sweet. 1525 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,400 Yeah, technically they're awesome. 1526 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,000 What's the guy's, what's the guy's name? 1527 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,360 That the guy that played Scaramanga and he plays Saraman. 1528 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,400 Christopher Lee. Yeah. 1529 01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,400 Christopher Lee. Yeah. 1530 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:10,800 Like before he died, he was like, I have been a part of one 1531 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,800 of the great cinematic things that we've ever made as humans. 1532 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,320 Like, this is going to be remembered a century from now. 1533 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:23,280 This is huge. And I wonder if it would be even 1534 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,560 more so, like remembered fondly if he didn't go on to make The 1535 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,840 Hobbit movies 'cause now, like, when I look back at Lord of the 1536 01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:32,320 Rings, I kind of like, roll my eyes just knowing that he does 1537 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:35,960 make, you know, the the hobbits later on, Peter. 1538 01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:40,760 Jackson or yeah, sorry I'm on. Well, you know, with the Hobbits 1539 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,440 they did like a year and a half of pre production with Guillermo 1540 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:49,000 del Toro as the director and then they replaced them like 1541 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,720 last minute and they I've seen a whole thing about this I. 1542 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:53,760 Don't take that in consideration at all. 1543 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,960 No, it's the studio rushing the shit. 1544 01:24:55,960 --> 01:25:00,400 Like they didn't get them extra time to prepare. 1545 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,680 Like for Lord of the Rings they they were talking about how they 1546 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:07,440 had like a bunch of the outfits and stuff ready a year before 1547 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:11,520 they even started shooting and like the level of prep was just 1548 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,760 insane. And then for The Hobbit, they 1549 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:18,080 had to like build most of it while they were filming, like 1550 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,520 things would show, like the people. 1551 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:23,840 That explained to me like Stalker too sucked because blank 1552 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:26,120 blank, blank blank blank. You got to cut them some slack 1553 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,720 and I go. I'm saying I don't dislike the 1554 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,920 movies, I'm just saying there's a reason why. 1555 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,680 Like, I'm sure they I don't think they would have ever been 1556 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:36,160 as good as The Lord of the Rings 'cause they're stretching out 1557 01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:39,120 one book into three, which it's the smallest. 1558 01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:39,960 Book. I got that book too. 1559 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,320 That's a tiny little book. That's a good book. 1560 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,520 It's small. But it's not. 1561 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,200 It shouldn't have been 3 fucking movies. 3 1/2 hour movies. 1562 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,720 I don't think it ever been as good, but. 1563 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:53,880 I think it finishes the legacy of Lord of the Rings by them 1564 01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:57,200 being made the same way that like have you have you ever 1565 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,880 heard that like the. Matrix. 1566 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:04,320 Is diminished because they made the follow up movies I get. 1567 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:08,040 What you're saying? But it's like, I think in a way, 1568 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:11,760 sure, it diminishes it, but I think I I can pretty easily 1569 01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:15,080 separate, you know, I don't watch the original Star Wars and 1570 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,240 I'm like, God damn, Han Solo movie. 1571 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:21,320 Yeah, why, why did you do this? You know, I'm like, like, I 1572 01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:26,200 think it still holds like how big of a deal Lord of the Rings 1573 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:29,880 was when they came out and like how just reference they are in 1574 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,680 pop culture and shit and like, I don't know, you know. 1575 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,920 What my favorite part of The Lord of the Rings is, is that 1576 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:38,440 guy eating. When they're over. 1577 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:41,280 No, that guy eating those tomatoes like a fucking psycho 1578 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:46,440 and like his yeah, that guy fucking rules. 1579 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,840 And then he and then he gets caught on fire or something and 1580 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:53,080 just like he like finds the longest path to run down. 1581 01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,000 He's like, fuck going off the left or the right. 1582 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:58,680 I'm going all the way down the length of this thing and then 1583 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,680 jumping off because it looks awesome. 1584 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:03,480 That's the if I'm going to commit suicide, it's going to be 1585 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,400 right off the tip up there. My family's going to have to 1586 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:12,000 watch me for a while. Running for like 40 seconds down 1587 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,200 the length of that thing, yeah. Screaming arms. 1588 01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:19,040 What do you mean the whole time? No, that guy rules. 1589 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:24,080 Yeah, that's he's so fucking. It's crazy how you can just say 1590 01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,800 that and it's like, I know there's a little kid that's just 1591 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:27,920 scarred. Like boy, he's just like. 1592 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,720 Sing for me, little man. Yeah, that that guy 's awesome. 1593 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,920 Yeah, that would, that would be you, dude. 1594 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,880 I'll have this little man boy that's like 50 years old. 1595 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:45,680 You shall sing for me. Sing. 1596 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:50,200 For me, why does Why does the little guy like, you know, like 1597 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:54,400 lay himself at his feet and go like, I'll I'll serve you like 1598 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,480 why does he? I don't remember. 1599 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:58,280 I'm not like a fucking encyclopedia, man. 1600 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,080 Like when he did that, I was like, don't. 1601 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:01,560 You see this guy's like a. Psycho. 1602 01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:06,720 Like, this guy's not very cool and he just seems so insistent 1603 01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:08,960 on being his. He's like, I'll swear myself to 1604 01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,160 you. I'm like that guy, he seems 1605 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:13,280 like. Boromir saves him, and it's 1606 01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:18,640 like, Boromir's dad is it? Yeah, He's a steward of Gondor, 1607 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:20,480 dude. And then Faramir. 1608 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:24,640 Boramir is sons, but they're actually pretty different in the 1609 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,840 books. You'll see that one day. 1610 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:30,480 One day when I when I have the attention span to open up my 1611 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:35,360 books for more than 10 seconds. Or the intention span to watch 1612 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:39,200 the extended edition. 4K, yeah. So beautiful. 1613 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:44,400 It was a. It was a we had to split it up 1614 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,560 into two parts. It's a hard sell when you're 1615 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:50,440 making somebody watch a movie. And then after two hours, it was 1616 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:53,760 halfway done. And I was like, you know, we 1617 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:59,760 could take a break. And she's like, oh, thank God. 1618 01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:04,000 Oh, you mean I get to like, live my life for a minute and then 1619 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,160 the next day I'm like, well, you know what time it is? 1620 01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:09,280 Two more hours. And then maybe we can start the 1621 01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:13,600 second one right after. I think like last night Abby was 1622 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,680 like, do you want to watch another episode of Fallout? 1623 01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:18,120 And I was like, how long is it? She was like 40 something 1624 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,680 minutes. I'm like, fuck that dude. 1625 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:22,360 I I ain't got time for that. Weak. 1626 01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:23,800 Nope, you're weak. Nope. 1627 01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:27,640 I'm so good at just sitting my ass down and watching TV. 1628 01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:31,080 It's a when I'm on my deathbed, I'll be able to smile and look 1629 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:34,800 back and say I've watched media. Watch Dude. 1630 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,200 I'm like, I'm like a. Media consumer in a way that a 1631 01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:42,160 lot of people aren't. I can sit there and put slop in 1632 01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:45,800 my brain and find such comfort. I've been watching Smallville. 1633 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:50,280 It takes you that. I'm like season 5 and it's like 1634 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:54,520 20 some episodes a season, like 40-50 minute episodes. 1635 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:59,280 Same things happening basically every week and I'm just going 1636 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:04,640 next, next, next. I think I watched two seasons of 1637 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:07,360 Stranger Things and at the end of the second season I was like, 1638 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:10,120 that's exactly what happened in the first season, why would 1639 01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:13,280 anybody watch more of this? And I'd never. 1640 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:17,640 Watched it, you wouldn't get it. You couldn't you couldn't make 1641 01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:20,160 it. One day in the cage I was raised 1642 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:23,320 in, my grandpa and I used to watch Supernatural and there's 1643 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:27,240 like 15 seasons of that of them just being like Sam Dean. 1644 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,160 We got to kill a monster and then the next week like a new. 1645 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:33,520 Monster. Next week, a new monster. 1646 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:37,640 And on and on and on. I grew up watching The CW show. 1647 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:41,240 You ever seen that show? I'm not 80 years. 1648 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:46,920 Old that's the same shit too yeah, someone got kidnapped. 1649 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,840 I'm going to go save them. Be right back. 1650 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:52,040 I saved them. OK Next episode, same thing I 1651 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,200 just. Forgot like it. 1652 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:56,160 It's almost refreshed. It's like such a time capsule to 1653 01:30:56,160 --> 01:31:01,000 watch TV made for TV where like you can tell the commercial 1654 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,480 breaks coming up because I'll have like a little cliffhanger 1655 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:07,600 that gets you to keep watching the commercials and then every 1656 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:12,200 week's just like pretty similar, but it ends with just enough to 1657 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,680 keep you like I. Wonder what's going to happen? 1658 01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:18,680 Yeah, and then they like string it along for an entire season. 1659 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:20,720 Like they never really tell you what you want to know. 1660 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:26,240 And it's like that show especially, it's so 2004 that 1661 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,160 like, they'll be like, this guy's a bad boy and he's just 1662 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:32,440 listening to Linkin Park and has like a, like a leather coat on 1663 01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:35,960 and a puka shell necklace. They just look so stupid. 1664 01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:39,960 And the show's so guilty of like, I'm going to try to hack 1665 01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:42,520 into the hospital's record system, and they'll just play 1666 01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:47,760 sound effects of like, I'm in. And that just happens all the 1667 01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:49,160 time. We're like, high schoolers are 1668 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,520 on their school computer and they're like, I'm going to try 1669 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:52,760 to look into this a little bit more. 1670 01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:58,840 They just throw in the craziest fucking sound effects and then 1671 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,160 they're always in. It's just awesome. 1672 01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:06,080 Awesome hacker trope is them typing and then going I'm in, I 1673 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:08,960 got in. Or somebody will be trying to do 1674 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:11,400 it, and then the better person's like, let me take a stab at 1675 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:12,560 that. And then they go like. 1676 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:16,320 And. Then they're they're in and 1677 01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:19,960 there's been a couple of times where we'll just have like ones 1678 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:24,480 and zeros on the screen and like the HTML in it for the website 1679 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:26,160 they're looking at. Like that's so awesome. 1680 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,960 I'm even talking. About hacking, I think that 1681 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,440 hacking is for nerds. The hacking I like is when you 1682 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:35,720 call up people and go like, hey, I'm like Deborah from accounting 1683 01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:41,240 and yeah, I'm like trying to get my employee number for this. 1684 01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:44,120 And yeah, you just sit there and like, lie to people in order to 1685 01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:48,840 get information. And did you just nod and and 1686 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,960 face, face plant your microphone? 1687 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:57,120 Yeah. But there there was, I think, 1688 01:32:57,120 --> 01:33:02,240 like that guy Boogie, the big fat guy, the YouTube guy Boogie 1689 01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:04,400 2988. Yeah, I think. 1690 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,800 The big fat guy with the veneers. 1691 01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:09,880 He got his YouTube channel stolen because someone like 1692 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:14,160 called up YouTube support and we're just like I'm I'm boogie I 1693 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:15,080 need. Prove it. 1694 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:20,640 Voice activation recognized. Hungry. 1695 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:27,080 And they stole his channel. They stole his fucking channel 1696 01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,320 by doing that. And I'm like, that's so fucking 1697 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:31,680 awesome. Yeah, I mean that is cooler than 1698 01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:37,120 just going like. Yeah, dude, trust me, it's just 1699 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,400 like so. It's me. 1700 01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:41,840 Come on, I. Did give my YouTube channel. 1701 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:45,080 My account. Yeah, I'll make another angry 1702 01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:47,720 little gamer video. Come on, I'll be raging. 1703 01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:51,000 Man to boogies account, I mean my account please. 1704 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:53,680 That's real hacking. That's social hacking. 1705 01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:56,600 That's cool. They had a a sheriff in the show 1706 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:59,400 go. I even tried one of those Google 1707 01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:02,520 searches. I'm like, what year is it? 1708 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:05,840 It's so incredible. They're so fresh out of 911. 1709 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:09,280 You can just see how it affects everyone and that Clark Kent, 1710 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,680 I'll tell you what he is. Have you been? 1711 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:12,880 Yeah. I'm sure you've seen like the 1712 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:18,880 wave of what are they looks maxing and some of those 1713 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:22,360 influencers are just so insane. Like the Tik Toks are pretty 1714 01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:27,280 funny 'cause they'll just be like the least up appealing 1715 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,880 person personality wise. We'll just go up to a girl and 1716 01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:33,480 be like, hey, what's up? Like a fucking you stupid bitch. 1717 01:34:33,480 --> 01:34:36,240 And all the comments will be like they, they have like a 1718 01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:41,240 ranking system of like there's like true Adam, Adam Light like 1719 01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:44,320 these like these different ranking systems and all the 1720 01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:48,000 comments will be like Adam Light gets mugged by a true Adam right 1721 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:50,360 here. And I saw a clip and it was like 1722 01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:53,960 2000 actors and they were talking about how Tom Welling 1723 01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:56,080 from supernatural. They're like, this might be the 1724 01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:58,680 closest we've ever achieved to a true atom. 1725 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:03,120 Like he mogs all the atom lights in the show and in the show, 1726 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:07,440 like they'll bring on other early 2000s like TV show heart 1727 01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:11,880 throbs and you know, like make a love triangle with Clark. 1728 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:16,680 Just, I mean, I'm not look smacks about he mogs. 1729 01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:19,160 He mogs heavily. Because the thing they're never 1730 01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:22,440 accounting for is all these other actors are like 5-8. 1731 01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:28,560 Yeah, this dude's just huge and he's very handsome and it just 1732 01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:31,440 all pairs together. And he might be a true Adam. 1733 01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:34,920 I have I have seen the looks maxing community. 1734 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:38,600 It is funny how they like they'll just boil someone down 1735 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,680 to numbers. They're just like your eyes are 1736 01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:47,280 like a few 2mm too wide and you have like your face symmetries 1737 01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:54,240 all off and forehead too big, maxilla too small and. 1738 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:55,640 What do they say about other people? 1739 01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:00,920 They don't say. There's really not a whole lot. 1740 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:03,720 Nice, they would say. They would give us a number 1741 01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:08,120 heard of before. I've never seen a looks maxer 1742 01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:10,960 just be pleasant in a conversation at all. 1743 01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,800 Well that's the thing they seem to not be understanding cause 1744 01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:16,640 like all the comments will be like how did this bitch not want 1745 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,280 to like give him her number. I'm like. 1746 01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:19,960 Don't they see his number? Yeah. 1747 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:24,400 'Cause he's really weird, 'cause he's being really weird to that 1748 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:26,840 girl. And I'm like, that's just like 1749 01:36:26,840 --> 01:36:29,720 not really how it works. And there's just one that he's 1750 01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:33,240 like one of their like high tier atoms or whatever. 1751 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:37,720 He's just this big RIP dude. He has like the worst hair I've 1752 01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:41,360 ever seen. He has like anime. 1753 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,600 It's. Like you're talking about, yeah. 1754 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:48,360 It's like chopped up, weird looking blonde and he's just 1755 01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:50,840 like, I've seen a video of him just being like really 1756 01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:53,640 aggressive to a woman and all the people are like, what the 1757 01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:55,720 fuck's her problem? I'm like, because that guy looks 1758 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:57,920 scary. Like if you're a, if you're a 1759 01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:02,120 woman walking home from a bar and this guy's like, and he 1760 01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:06,000 looks like that. It's not, it's not just that, 1761 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,960 but there is like a moment where, yeah, I guess, like in 1762 01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:13,840 their weird fucking Patrick Bateman, like, spreadsheet of, 1763 01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:17,080 of homosexuality where they've marked off everything that makes 1764 01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:18,800 their cocks hard about another man. 1765 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:21,480 Yes, He checks off all the boxes. 1766 01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:25,400 That guy looks freakish. Yeah. 1767 01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,480 Have you ever seen, like, an actual supermodel, like in 1768 01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:30,440 person? Those people are just. 1769 01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:34,520 They're they are strikingly attractive, but like in a weird 1770 01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,560 way where it's like. Yeah, they like. 1771 01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:40,360 The blue lady from The Fifth Element where you're like, yeah, 1772 01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:45,200 you're like cool to look at, but it's, you're odd. 1773 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:47,520 It's an uncanny valley. Yeah, yeah. 1774 01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:50,400 Or, or it's just like a uniqueness or something. 1775 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,080 Yeah. And then these guys are just 1776 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:56,160 like roided up bone smashers. I don't know. 1777 01:37:56,160 --> 01:38:00,600 I. Mean I'm sure it's got to work. 1778 01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:04,720 For some women, like I'm sure some people are like this guy 1779 01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:10,040 looks good, but I think it's like a lot of also like almost 1780 01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:12,960 as simple as like the male gays versus female gays. 1781 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:15,160 What like gays and lesbians shut up. 1782 01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:20,400 But you know, like these they're like pinpointing what dudes find 1783 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:25,200 the most attractive in a dude and not like probably never once 1784 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:26,880 asked a woman. Like, do you think that's cool 1785 01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:32,080 that he can do this thing or he, you know, it's hard to explain, 1786 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,440 but. It sounds like you're. 1787 01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:37,160 Talking about winning. From the spreadsheet, because 1788 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:40,360 these are just written in stone. Dude, It's. 1789 01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:44,200 Well, that's why I'm not even close to Adam light level. 1790 01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:47,120 It's, yeah, it's 'cause our spreadsheets are all fucked up. 1791 01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:49,280 We're in the negative all across the board. 1792 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,400 Dude, I guarantee you grab one of those guys hands and smell 1793 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:55,800 their finger. Who smelled straight from an 1794 01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:56,880 asshole. Maybe you're not. 1795 01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:00,040 Hey dude, my shit's in the. Negative, but I can talk to 1796 01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:03,480 another human OK and I'm only awkward and weird because it 1797 01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,520 brings me joy. Because I want to be. 1798 01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:07,680 Because it gets me. Hard. 1799 01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:10,800 You do it. You're the weirdos. 1800 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:15,880 You're weirdo, not by choice, you're fucking weird because all 1801 01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:19,080 you do is focus on other dudes and you. 1802 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:22,760 Smoke the biggest cigars you can fit in your mouth and just suck 1803 01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:26,280 on them and puff on them. Wouldn't it be called the cigar 1804 01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:30,280 and balls on the? Yeah, yeah, The only thing 1805 01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:32,640 keeping me from choking on the cigar would be if it had balls 1806 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:33,000 on it. And. 1807 01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:37,800 I wonder if I saw a video that were. 1808 01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:42,120 So tight there was so so it. Was it was like the bet the top 1809 01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:44,360 comment on it was hilarious. It was just nightmare blonde 1810 01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:46,960 rotation. It was it was that clavicular 1811 01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:49,520 guy and a bunch of other looks like they just. 1812 01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:52,000 Had. Like and then that Myron guy 1813 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:56,160 that was at the Vegas game. Dude, Oh my, I saw, I've seen 1814 01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:58,880 some clips from that like the Tate brothers are about there 1815 01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:02,440 clavicular whatever. Yeah, Myron. 1816 01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:05,240 And they're just all like. It is funny that like Andrew 1817 01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:09,480 Tate is somehow out of out of everybody in that room. 1818 01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:14,040 That guy is insane. But somehow with the the rise of 1819 01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:18,080 these guys, I would rather talk to him out of anybody else in 1820 01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:20,960 that room. It's it has to be an insane 1821 01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:24,600 level of crazy for me to go like Andrew Tate's the most sane 1822 01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:27,800 person there. That's like one of those rooms 1823 01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:30,160 where they like you walk into with one bullet, like you kill 1824 01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:32,680 yourself, you shoot yourself. And Dad, Yeah, man, you're. 1825 01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:39,440 My mind, that's the only way. It's the only way out. 1826 01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:44,560 And then I accidentally I try to shoot my head off but I 1827 01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,600 accidentally bone smashed my jaw into better proportions. 1828 01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:49,640 And they reap for me. They clap me. 1829 01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,840 Yeah. He's fixing his ratios. 1830 01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:55,000 His ratios are. I wake up and look at a mirror. 1831 01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:58,320 My God. You've been embraced. 1832 01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:00,320 They're all around you in your hospital bed. 1833 01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:04,680 I put a cigar that's like 5 inches in girth in my mouth and 1834 01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:06,320 then break up with my girlfriend. 1835 01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:10,960 I'm going to do everything but have sex with these dudes. 1836 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:19,280 It's just such a like, I if I ever find out my like little 1837 01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:21,240 brothers watching this kind of shit, I'm going to hit them in 1838 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:23,080 the head really hard. For the hammer dude, they're 1839 01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:24,560 going to thank you. No, I'm not going to. 1840 01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:28,040 I'm right here, right? Here with it, not enough to 1841 01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:31,880 bounce back. Just a sharp hammer right on the 1842 01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:35,000 top of their head. It's just be. 1843 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,480 It would just be like too, too much to handle if I found out 1844 01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:42,400 like this is, you know, I'm sure it's maybe a lot of kids. 1845 01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:45,920 But you know. Like, you know, people. 1846 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:47,440 Watch like a song. Decent amount. 1847 01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:54,640 Like just. Like this podcast, our fan base, 1848 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:59,960 our hate base. Yeah, we have a very loyal and 1849 01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:03,920 beautiful, I'd say even more beautiful than the you see, like 1850 01:42:03,920 --> 01:42:06,600 anytime they have like their fans on to it, it's just like a 1851 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,960 goblin. Yeah. 1852 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,640 Whereas we since we don't care about that kind of stuff, 1853 01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:17,600 actually very beautiful audience 18 plus. 1854 01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:22,040 Yeah, not everyone. We don't pull out a spreadsheet 1855 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:24,240 when you guys walk up. Yeah. 1856 01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:26,840 That would, that is probably pretty funny. 1857 01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,920 When they show up, they're probably like, Oh my God. 1858 01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:31,480 Oh. They're racist. 1859 01:42:31,480 --> 01:42:35,600 Dude, you're making me look bad. It is funny seeing that like 1860 01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:40,680 neon guy with him because like neon like fills that that that 1861 01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:42,800 space but he looks like a human bug. 1862 01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:45,800 He looks like a praying mantis with like bleach blonde tips on 1863 01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:48,480 his hair. Dude, every fucking clip I've 1864 01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:52,360 ever seen against that of that dude is like against my will on 1865 01:42:52,360 --> 01:42:54,840 Twitter. And then I'm always like just 1866 01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:58,000 curious enough to be like, go watch a second of it. 1867 01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:04,560 And I just sit there. Oh my God, And it's like, I get, 1868 01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:09,920 you know, like we are in the world of content where I could 1869 01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:13,160 understand where you'd be like, how do you watch this? 1870 01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:17,080 But some of those fucking clips, I'm like, who the fuck is 1871 01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:21,920 sitting there like audibly clapping, watching this shit? 1872 01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:25,760 Like, I don't, I don't know. They just, it'll just be like 1873 01:43:25,840 --> 01:43:29,840 they, they go to this dance and grind on these models and then 1874 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:31,120 they get in an argument with them. 1875 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,640 I'm like, dude, you got to just watch Family Guy or something. 1876 01:43:33,640 --> 01:43:35,880 Like you got to, you got to watch Smallville. 1877 01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:38,400 Like, there's got to be something better out there to 1878 01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:39,520 watch. Yeah. 1879 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:45,480 I don't know, they just they, they ick me out a lot of those 1880 01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:48,080 dudes, but. I want to they ick you out. 1881 01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:51,760 I want to be one of them so bad. Is it too late for me? 1882 01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:55,640 I need a Worm magazine. I need a worm to get on their 1883 01:43:55,640 --> 01:43:56,840 bus. That's sort of this all. 1884 01:43:56,840 --> 01:43:58,440 This all comes from a point of jealousy. 1885 01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:02,960 Dude, I want to be burger. Andy to to those guys. 1886 01:44:05,320 --> 01:44:06,960 You're going to teach me how to bone smash? 1887 01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:10,880 Please give me a little filler. Please. 1888 01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:15,600 Please, please. Yeah, they all get mugged by 1889 01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:24,120 amid viewer True when they meet an amid live viewer average amid 1890 01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:27,800 viewer, she's completely mocked by true Adam. 1891 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:32,560 And Drew's actually just like like a nice guy, like a normal 1892 01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:33,640 person that can talk. To. 1893 01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:39,960 He speaks a little Chinese. He's multifaceted, he's huge. 1894 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:45,320 Yeah, just I got to get guys, if you're like incredibly, if 1895 01:44:45,320 --> 01:44:47,920 you're a Clark Kent type in the chat, hit me up. 1896 01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:52,880 I want to show you off. And if you're like a Rocky 1897 01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:57,600 Dennis type, hit me, hit me. I want I want my fucking squad 1898 01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:00,040 when they roll up, I want us to look like the Ginyu Force, OK? 1899 01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:04,120 I want us to look like a fucking squad from Kimchi, OK? 1900 01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:08,440 I want to I want it to be like a full like a freak show where 1901 01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:09,920 it's like what? Each of these guys has a 1902 01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:13,400 specialty and. I want a mixture. 1903 01:45:13,720 --> 01:45:17,080 I want like the Village People, but it's like 1 Clark Kent, one 1904 01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:20,480 hockey Dennis, one Beetlejuice if you're. 1905 01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:24,800 So off the fucking spreadsheet that Clavicular can't even give 1906 01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:26,240 you pointers. You come to me. 1907 01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,920 OK, I want the freaks. We can help. 1908 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:31,360 You I can give you predator dreads and fishnets. 1909 01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:35,120 Somewhere it's the opposite. We're going to help you embrace 1910 01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:38,320 who you're meant to be, not try to make you into something 1911 01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:41,560 you're not going to give you fishnets everywhere. 1912 01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:43,600 Because if you get into Clavicular's group, you're going 1913 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:46,360 to be, it's going to be like when Squidward finally got into 1914 01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:48,720 that gated community with nothing but Squidward's, and 1915 01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:50,960 you're going to realize how horrific it is. 1916 01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:53,520 And you're going. To miss your freak Bob and. 1917 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:55,960 You're going to you're going to wish you were there with 1918 01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:59,720 SpongeBob and Patrick again. And that's a real trio. 1919 01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,560 That's a real friend group. It's a giant fat starfish little 1920 01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:06,560 sponge, manic. Little self love camp where you 1921 01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:12,240 just like blow bubbles bunch of Rocky Dennis Dyson which is 1922 01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:14,040 we're going to learn to love you our. 1923 01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:18,920 Yeah, man, that's beautiful. And our cigars don't got balls 1924 01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:20,320 on them either. We just smoke. 1925 01:46:20,480 --> 01:46:23,240 Regular shit. Our cigars are so thin you can 1926 01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:27,680 barely see them from the. Front we smoke black and milds 1927 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:31,200 over at my camp dude. Yeah, little cigarette holders. 1928 01:46:34,080 --> 01:46:39,280 Everyone's fat and ugly. You both. 1929 01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,720 If you're too handsome you get buns smashed to look more 1930 01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:49,480 monstrous. First day you just get the worst 1931 01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:55,520 haircut for your face type. Everybody gets the Farquaad. 1932 01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:58,840 Everybody. Monkey tail, Monkey tail, Rat 1933 01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:04,560 tail Spiked Mohawk. Yeah, this is close to the 1934 01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:08,480 Farquaad, isn't it? I think dude you could do a far 1935 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:09,840 quad. We just had bangs. 1936 01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:12,160 You need to do the far quad it. Just needs. 1937 01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:16,360 I just need to cut bangs and straighten out the back. 1938 01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:20,120 That'd be awesome. Hey, guys, I'm your camp 1939 01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:25,680 counselor. That'd be awesome. 1940 01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:28,160 A place for freaks to be free. Yeah. 1941 01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:33,080 Let your freak flag flag fly free. 1942 01:47:33,240 --> 01:47:36,520 It's too many words. Four at 50. 1943 01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:43,200 Anyways guys, thanks for. Dropping first day of camp? 1944 01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:47,640 If you're a hideous monster, e-mail us. 1945 01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:51,760 And thanks for watching guys. Here's our little bow. 1946 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:56,920 You wanted to sync up a bow at the same time the two boobs 1947 01:47:56,920 --> 01:47:59,760 bowing. We both got purple on Yeah, this 1948 01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:01,400 is. This is going to be you when 1949 01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:05,160 your hair starts going. That's awesome. 1950 01:48:07,560 --> 01:48:11,560 He looks kind of angry if I do him like that. 1951 01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:13,600 He looks like he's up to something. 1952 01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:17,760 I'll, I'll try to grow out the goatee into being just a 1953 01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:21,040 triangle down like that. It's so evil, it's so awesome. 1954 01:48:22,040 --> 01:48:24,680 Should I should I mess with this frilled collar or should you 1955 01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:27,880 just get a frilled collar? If I could just get like a 1956 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:33,480 graphic tee, what's easier? I could find a miniature graphic 1957 01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:34,640 too. I could put that on them. 1958 01:48:34,720 --> 01:48:37,760 It'd be pretty cool do. Any of the alligator accessories 1959 01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:39,480 work on them. You know what? 1960 01:48:39,480 --> 01:48:40,800 I tried putting the helmet on them. 1961 01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:43,040 It didn't work. It didn't work. 1962 01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:50,320 That way, fuck. I don't know. 1963 01:48:50,320 --> 01:48:53,080 I, I do have this little pink hat that I put on my handsome 1964 01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:55,680 Squidward. And you can, you can kind of be 1965 01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:58,120 like a, you know, like a black lady going to church. 1966 01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:00,880 I feel like I'm going to the Derby. 1967 01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:04,160 Hey who needs fucking bone smashing and looks maxing when 1968 01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:06,840 they make hats with feathers and fishnets on them? 1969 01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:09,640 Accessories. Yeah. 1970 01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:13,560 Ladies. That's awesome. 1971 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:17,520 I just spit fucking cherry cream all over my monitor. 1972 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:23,280 Hell made you spit. I don't know, I just got way too 1973 01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,160 much in my mouth. It's. 1974 01:49:24,840 --> 01:49:27,520 Like that, the thing in Vegas where you spit that beer on that 1975 01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:29,640 guy. Oh my God, yeah, yeah. 1976 01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,160 Luckily I haven't done that in a while. 1977 01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:35,760 To any women, men, it just happens. 1978 01:49:35,960 --> 01:49:37,800 Did did I tell you an? Opportune. 1979 01:49:39,240 --> 01:49:44,880 Soup's story about him and him and Keith. 1980 01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:48,760 Is that his name? Keith they went to like a bar 1981 01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:50,920 like and. He's from Stream Elements, yeah. 1982 01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:57,360 No, I came from stream elements. They went to a bar and they had 1983 01:49:57,360 --> 01:50:00,080 gotten a shot of something. It was like screwball or 1984 01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:03,480 something like that. And and he wasn't like ready for 1985 01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:07,520 it and he drank it and fucking vomited all over soups like in 1986 01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:12,440 his in his like flip flop. And it just filled it went down 1987 01:50:12,440 --> 01:50:14,840 his leg and filled up his flip flop with vomit. 1988 01:50:15,160 --> 01:50:19,640 And then he he just had to like, pour a beer on his flip flop to 1989 01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:21,840 clean it out. And it was like the moment they 1990 01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:25,360 walked in, he he had he had told him he's like, I don't want to 1991 01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:26,760 go out tonight. He's like, come on, dude. 1992 01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:28,120 Let's go out of the bar. Come on. 1993 01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:30,760 They drove like 25 minutes out to the bar. 1994 01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:33,240 They walk in order that shot. He pukes. 1995 01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:35,320 Ethan. Ethan. 1996 01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:36,280 I'm sorry. Not Keith. 1997 01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:40,080 Yeah, Ethan. He he he was like, you need to 1998 01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:41,480 drink this dude. Trust me. 1999 01:50:42,000 --> 01:50:45,240 I was up in his sandal. He had to. 2000 01:50:45,240 --> 01:50:46,920 He poured a beer to, like, clean it off. 2001 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:49,760 And he's just like, you know what I'm calling it here, guys, 2002 01:50:49,960 --> 01:50:52,240 walk right back out and drive home. 2003 01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:55,040 He's like, you know what? I'm wrapping it up. 2004 01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:58,000 If if someone spits something up on you, it's like you just have 2005 01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,480 to fucking. You got to wrap it up. 2006 01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:02,520 Yeah. Or if you're the one throwing 2007 01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:05,280 up, yeah, you got to. Yeah, that's what I got to 2008 01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:06,520 learn. I got to learn to just snack 2009 01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:09,360 some of that and just be like, I got to go home because I never 2010 01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,280 do. I try to talk my way out of it 2011 01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:14,840 and it's just, it's not what out of throwing up. 2012 01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,640 No, like when I I don't throw up when I spit. 2013 01:51:18,720 --> 01:51:22,040 People on accident, there's really no like, yeah, you can't 2014 01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:23,120 really talk. Your way out of that. 2015 01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:25,400 It'd just be easier if I just turned around and left, yeah? 2016 01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:28,160 If you just like gave him like 100 bucks and said I'm really 2017 01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:31,560 sorry and then just walked away because he was, he was in his 2018 01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:32,360 mind. You could tell he was 2019 01:51:32,360 --> 01:51:34,240 calculating. He's like, how do I, how do I 2020 01:51:34,240 --> 01:51:36,600 fucking fight this guy? I really want to fight this guy. 2021 01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:40,640 He was like, holy shit, OK, true Adam versus me. 2022 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,920 How am I going to? I could definitely tell he's got 2023 01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:45,880 cauliflower ear. Hidden underneath is some 2024 01:51:46,280 --> 01:51:49,040 subdural like layer of non cauliflower ear. 2025 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:54,000 He's got like all these skills. Yeah, if I just give him 50 2026 01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:56,360 bucks, 100 bucks. Men like the words can't 2027 01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:57,760 describe. Sorry. 2028 01:51:58,160 --> 01:51:59,640 I am. Yeah. 2029 01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:05,200 Maybe that's even too many words, $50 Tuck it in his shirt. 2030 01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:09,360 Fucking flip them off, Yeah. You're welcome to say you're 2031 01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:13,320 welcome. Some people pay me for that 2032 01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:19,320 bitch hotel room card in his pocket. 2033 01:52:21,080 --> 01:52:22,880 All right, all right. Seriously though, for real. 2034 01:52:22,880 --> 01:52:25,280 OK, we're leaving. Bye, guys. 2035 01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:28,240 Bye guys, thanks for watching another episode. 2036 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:29,880 Next one will be a patron exclusive. 2037 01:52:29,880 --> 01:52:32,000 We might even do some speak pipes next time. 2038 01:52:32,480 --> 01:52:38,920 Hear in from you guys. I would leave one at the speak 2039 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:41,560 pipe if you want to be included. All right, bye.