1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,080 When we were down in Colorado Springs, you could see Pikes 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,680 Peak, no snow on the mountain at all. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:09,000 There's videos of people going up ski lifts and it's just grass 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,360 under their feet. There's no. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,240 Even scarier to fall out of, yeah. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,920 There's no snow and we did end up, we went to a place called 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:21,480 Big R, which is like a Tractor Supply Company. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:33,160 Were you the mayor of it? Hey everybody that was yours was 9 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,360 a little bit way more energetic than mine. 10 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:40,160 Happy New Year, it's 2026. First episode of the years, 11 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,200 guys, this is huge we're going to have. 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,160 I haven't done one since last year. 13 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,120 Yeah, I haven't talked to you guys since last year. 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:51,240 That hits every time. Pretty, pretty exciting year 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,760 planned for us so far. I haven't planned anything yet, 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,920 but I feel like the plans that we might make going to be pretty 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,840 exciting. Got a good feeling? 18 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,640 Got a good feeling about the potential. 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,880 Forward in the man, yeah, I'd say this will be the best year. 20 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,880 Ever. But I always like to bet 21 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,440 conservatively, so I I might bet on years. 22 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,840 Past with my bet, yeah. I might, I might spread it out 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:20,840 amongst some years, but I got some big, I got some big kind of 24 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,320 like arcs I plan on going on. I have an idealized self that I 25 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:28,320 want to kind of what's that word that people use manifest I want 26 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,920 to manifest myself into. A better man. 27 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,840 A better man and idealized self. There's like when I close my 28 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:42,120 eyes, I kind of have like, this image of Sam, almost like, you 29 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,080 know, like in the Matrix, like how Neo has like his plugged in 30 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,560 self. That's awesome. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,960 And then when he pulls the plug, he's actually like a little 32 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,200 homeless guy. Yeah, he's a bald homeless guy 33 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,120 with a tattered shirt. I would kind of. 34 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,880 I'm the tattered shirt guy. Duster. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,800 And then I think, yeah, when I close my eyes, I go, that's what 36 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,600 2026 Sam is going to be. He's going to be in there it 37 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,360 leather duster. Yep. 38 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,640 And he's going to have lots of guns under the duster and he's 39 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:15,600 planning something big. Abby's and leather, Yeah. 40 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:20,640 And you're eating a steak. Yeah, and I make a phone. 41 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,920 Call and I say something and then I put the phone in the 42 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,720 trash can when I'm done with it. That's how you know, I'm that's 43 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:31,040 how I'm conducting all business this year and I'm planning 44 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,440 something big. OK. 45 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,480 Yeah, yeah. Burner phones. 46 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,880 Secret plans. French coats with guns 47 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,520 underneath and and also there's like an. 48 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,160 Eye on the news, guys. Sam's going global. 49 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,280 There's yeah, you'll see me in the headlines. 50 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,400 You'll know you won't have to look here for updates. 51 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,760 You'll see it. But there's also some other 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,560 things like like you ever see like a like what you want 53 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,960 yourself to become and you go like, I need to get blank, you 54 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,360 know, like that thing, that thing that you think would bring 55 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,560 you to the the, the next level. I. 56 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,720 Wish I was a. Baller. 57 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,880 I think I I always want to have on me. 58 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,760 I think this year I need to find an ether plug. 59 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,200 That's the first thing I need to, I need to have an ether 60 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,000 plug. I think at any given moment if 61 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,120 the vibes are going South I got a pre moistened rag of ether I 62 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,200 think would be a pretty good milestone to that. 63 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,280 Time. That is achievable, yeah. 64 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,640 The vibes are off and then Ioffer it to whoever is fucking 65 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,760 up the vibes. I also kind of want to stream a 66 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,600 little bit more this year. Not too much, just enough to 67 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,560 leave people wanting more. Once a month. 68 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,720 Yeah, once a month would be pretty good. 69 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,440 Not too much that you start to hate me. 70 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:57,640 And I think the third thing is I want to be more politically less 71 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,320 informed. Less. 72 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,840 You just want to be less. I just want to be less informed 73 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,760 overall 'cause I realized the people that even it doesn't 74 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,400 matter right or left, the more politically involved they are, 75 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:15,720 the more that they know, the less happier they are and I 76 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,000 more. Or less knowing make me more or 77 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,560 less happy make me more happier. Make me more more smile and and 78 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,600 I've also realized that like have you ever gotten in an 79 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,240 argument with someone or like talked about politics with 80 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,280 someone where like you don't agree with them, but you go like 81 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:36,360 I know that there is information that directly rebuttals what 82 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,120 they're saying, but my brains not good enough to come up with 83 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,000 examples of it. That's when you use grok. 84 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,680 Yeah. Grok This guy said this to me. 85 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,240 Come up with a report. That is like factual. 86 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,720 I, I, I think I could read an article that says what the 87 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,600 problem is and how to fix it and then turn around and have an 88 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,080 argument with someone. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't be 89 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,520 able to recall any of that information. 90 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,400 Yeah. Yeah, well, your you maybe want 91 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,520 to work on some just. Memory I guess. 92 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,320 You're going the other way with it, so I just keep doing 93 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,760 whatever you're currently doing in your lifestyle and you're not 94 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,920 going to have to worry about that much longer because your 95 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,800 memory gets worse every year. I think it's important, guys to 96 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,800 to look in the mirror, acknowledge what you've been 97 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,360 born with and roll, roll with it. 98 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,720 Yeah. I'm not going to sit there and 99 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,040 try to get my memory better, OK? I'm not going to try to become. 100 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,400 You're not. Going to try to have a big hog 101 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,560 and, you know, yeah. Nothing. 102 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,160 Nothing crazy. OK, I'm not going to shoot for 103 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,480 the stars here. Yeah, I I'm going to play to my 104 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,360 strengths. My strengths are not 105 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,400 remembering. Your strengths are being a 106 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,080 forgetful rage, Vader. That's what I'm going to and I'm 107 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,600 going to stick to it and I'm going to get better. 108 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,760 Really grind people's gears this year. 109 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,680 But not, not in the political sphere. 110 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,360 That's not what I'm rolling towards. 111 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,160 I don't want to become more. Of the public pranking. 112 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,280 Yeah, I don't want to be like Asman Gold, you know, where he's 113 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,560 like always just bringing up political shit and it's like, 114 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,160 it's just this guy. I think the fact that you're 115 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,920 married with children already puts you out. 116 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,800 Pretty far. Leagues above Asman Gold. 117 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,760 It's not cockroaches running around your screen right now. 118 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,920 You might be a little a step or two in the right direction 119 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,280 already. I love going to live stream fail 120 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,640 and just seeing like another clip from him, like living in 121 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,400 that moldy little room talking about like immigration and 122 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,680 stuff. It's crazy. 123 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,680 Putting trash in my trash here. Putting soda in my drinks hat. 124 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,920 You know how far America's fallen? 125 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,720 It's gross here now. They do, I think. 126 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,520 I think what you're looking for ultimately is like a lobotomy. 127 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,800 Yeah. I think you're saying that you'd 128 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,760 be much happier if you had nothing. 129 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,840 No, you would have no, like, I mean, think about it, You would 130 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,720 have no anxieties, probably. You'd have. 131 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,560 No. You could stream every day and 132 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,560 just be like. La. 133 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,120 La La. Yeah, man. 134 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,120 Just have have a click start streaming for you and yeah, you 135 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,320 you can still play the games you play. 136 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,960 You can play League of Legends. You think Terry Schiavo is on 137 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:16,800 SSR is I don't think so. You think you think a house 138 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,560 plants on SSRISI don't think so. You know, if you bring your your 139 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:26,000 cognitive level down, I think it opens up a whole lot of 140 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,480 possibilities for contentment. I think whippets could be a 141 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,040 quick path too. I've seen a lot of people do too 142 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,720 many whippets and it can kind of fry them in a good way where 143 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,440 they seem very content. Yeah, my, my dad used to be very 144 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,520 neurotic and then he started doing whippets. 145 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,920 He doesn't seem to have a care in the world. 146 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,440 Now he's just chilling. Cool voice, yeah. 147 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,120 Chill vibes. Just chill over all vibes. 148 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,640 Yeah. It it can. 149 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,760 Let's say you have more weed, more whippets. 150 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,720 Yeah, putting stuff up your nose and trying to touch your brain. 151 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,880 And I need to figure out what's going on with my eyeballs. 152 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,640 Why are they? Weep. 153 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,880 You need to figure that. Out. 154 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,000 I think it's a Florida thing. The whole time I was in 155 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,520 Colorado, no eyeball weep. My eyeballs were moist and that 156 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,920 was 6000 feet higher in elevation. 157 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,000 I think you need less family time. 158 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,520 Yeah, more streaming. Yep, and your eyes will fix 159 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,480 themselves. Yeah. 160 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,520 What about you? Do you think it's probably? 161 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,560 The lights. Do you have any? 162 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,600 The big ass lights. Resolutions, yeah. 163 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,280 I have any in here's resolutions. 164 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,799 Or like or like an idealized self. 165 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:39,559 You have like somebody that you're like, that's the cool 166 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,880 poop. And I want to become him. 167 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,960 I mean, a toothpick would I feel like is something I've always 168 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,840 wanted to try. Maybe like a long piece of 169 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,840 wheat? Yeah, I'm wearing my hat 170 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,280 backwards on occasion. The other day I was doing some 171 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,920 housework and I tried it but got too nervous even I was alone and 172 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,680 it just felt not me. And also you can see I don't 173 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,080 let's just go ahead and acknowledge why it really. 174 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:09,400 You can see that I'm kind of buckling on final strap when you 175 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,160 wear it backwards, whereas front ways you can cover it with some 176 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,040 hair and people don't really look at it as much. 177 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,560 But when you have it on your forehead, they, you know, they 178 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:22,920 might say something like, hey man, are you on last, last 179 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,160 buckle? And it's kind of tugging and 180 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:29,400 making it go diagonal because of how stressed it is. 181 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:33,480 Not only that, but for me, if I put it on backwards, the you can 182 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,880 see how far back the hairline goes. 183 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,520 And at the very top of that little window, you'll just see 184 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,800 like the beginnings of my hairline, which. 185 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,200 Is what about a backwards hat with a window that's only this 186 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,200 big? Yeah, I think we've talked about 187 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,080 this, haven't we talked about putting fringe like fake hair in 188 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:55,800 that little window? New year, I want to repeat more 189 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,360 ideas, I think. Or maybe a huge window where you 190 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,760 can see it all and you're not ashamed. 191 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,200 I is sitting, you know, I think, with a hat. 192 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,520 Backwards is cool until you go to sit down and lean your head 193 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,280 back on something and then it immediately just pops your head 194 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,760 up and you look like an idiot. I you know, I think every year 195 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:20,840 around this time you get a good day or two where you're like, I 196 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,720 am going to be that man. And, you know, I want to like 197 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,240 the man in the mirror and I want to make something I'm proud of. 198 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,120 And I want to get, you know, it's like I want to do the 199 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,440 things that I used to do that made me really happy. 200 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:40,160 And then, I don't know, then I started eating cereal twice a 201 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,160 day and Chex mix for lunch and my body started failing me. 202 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:49,000 And I haven't worked out. And how long it's been 8 days 203 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,880 into the new year I I've been staying up too late playing 204 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,480 Total War. Started. 205 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,640 Watching Smallville for some reason. 206 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,640 If I could interrupt here for a second, the the workout thing, 207 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,720 there's actually a science to it, OK? 208 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,920 Because you see, right now there's droves of people that 209 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,440 start out in January and go like new year, new me, I'm going to 210 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,840 start working out January 1st, boom, I'm going to start working 211 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,880 out. And then they fail. 212 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,960 And I feel like if you do that, inevitably when you do fail, 213 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,480 you're going to feel like you're it's, it's baked in, the 214 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,040 failures baked in. You don't have to commit. 215 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,520 Quitting's a hard habit to break, and so that's from 216 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,640 Smallville. I'm a. 217 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,640 Luther said that to Lex Luther. Is I'm. 218 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,360 I'm going to start, I'm, I also want to start working out in the 219 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,840 new year, but I'm not going to start January 1st because that's 220 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,520 when the quitters start. OK. 221 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,560 I want to, I want to start working out for the long haul. 222 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:52,920 So I'm casually going to start getting into it later in the 223 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,560 year. Yeah, but it's a hard set, not a 224 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,960 hard set date that I'm going to start. 225 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,520 It's just hard set that I'm going to do it in the future. 226 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,800 And that way there's no baked in in date and I don't get made fun 227 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,840 of when I inevitably do fail. You know what I mean? 228 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,840 I. Think that's a great idea and. 229 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,080 People are just. Procrastinating, so I would love 230 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,000 to. You want to join? 231 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,280 Do you want to get on this fitness journey with me? 232 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,240 It's a marathon, not a race. Hassles. 233 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,920 Yeah, I'm starting my journey probably around some. 234 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,400 Point Summer. Yeah, some point. 235 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,200 Not January 1st. That's when the fucking quitters 236 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,880 start, OK? Yeah, I, I. 237 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,560 I'm starting this shit, I couldn't take it. 238 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,800 You start January 1st, you go to that packed gym, it's a 239 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,120 nightmare. Yeah, it's a nightmare and 240 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,760 people are just waiting. They're mocking you as you leave 241 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,440 the gym. They're going. 242 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,040 I bet you I won't see that fucker again. 243 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,360 New membership? Yeah, I'll see you next month. 244 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,040 But nobody makes fun of a new member in March. 245 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,440 No, no. Just say welcome to the winter's 246 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,120 club. You get to use the secret gym 247 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,840 underneath the regular one. Where the weights are even 248 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,640 lighter. Yeah, which is awesome. 249 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,720 Late, the weights are all made of foam and it looks like you're 250 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,200 lifting a shit ton. I I just need to like I just 251 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,000 live a stagnant lifestyle. You know, I need to, I just I 252 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,600 got to, I have a bike. I need to start doing that 253 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,360 again, But it's like I don't even really care to be super 254 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,760 strong or anything. I just, I'm getting older and I 255 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,320 want to be able to, I want to still be able to like hop around 256 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:31,560 for a while or you know, I like, not that I like skip around or 257 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,200 anything, but I like, you know, if I need to, if I'm imagining 258 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,880 the floor is lava or something that I could hop to a little 259 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,200 area or yeah, it's hard to explain, but no, no, I want to 260 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,360 stay agile. I I know exactly what you're 261 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,760 talking about. For a couple more years. 262 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,400 I was playing Dark Souls with Bizzle and I did. 263 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,680 I got the the forest ring or whatever. 264 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,440 The one that lets you do a backward somersault. 265 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,800 And I remember I was so taken aback by something Bissell said. 266 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,480 I did a backwards somersault to create conversational space. 267 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,400 Yeah. And I said, I wish I could do 268 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,000 that in real life. That would be so funny. 269 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,840 And he said, Sam, I think you're backwards. 270 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,320 Handspring days are behind you. I said I. 271 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,000 Just motivate you though. Yeah, that did that kind of put 272 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 a fire under me. I was like, who the fuck are you 273 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,960 to say I can't do a backwards handspring? 274 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,920 OK. So I'm thinking about I might 275 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,640 not January 1st, you know, but later in the year I might start 276 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,680 January. First doing mental like 277 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,040 preparation. Put my hands here. 278 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,800 What might it feel like to be upside down for a split second 279 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,800 that I start the mental could. Lean really far back in your 280 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:42,240 chair and be like OK, this is probably about 1/4 of how far 281 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,000 back. I could pull out my teeter hang 282 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,280 ups for my my inversion table for my sciatica. 283 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,040 I could pull that out and get the feel of being upside down 284 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,160 for a while. Familiarizing yourself with this 285 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:59,160 new world where up is down and down is up. 286 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:05,240 Yeah, I I think people doubting you is a great motivator. 287 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,080 So guys, if you could comment down below how fat and stupid we 288 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,520 are and maybe our content sucks, I think that would really just 289 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,120 help. I think the two things that 290 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,960 motivate me are it's not even that though 'cause that will 291 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,040 actually just destroy me. If you if you comment that, 292 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,640 it'll actually really sting. In it I've gotten calls for a 293 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,840 poop where you're just like, have you checked the Patreon 294 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:29,000 that? That could really put a but if 295 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 you but if you know me in my personal life, that can you know 296 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,840 if a friend doubts me, it might make me want to go fuck you. 297 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:44,320 Well, I can do a backhand spring or deadlines, which we don't 298 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,000 have it all. The deadlines are always my 299 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,400 biggest motivator in life 'cause I put I push off, I push off 300 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,200 boom, night before blast through it, get it done. 301 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,520 Such a thrill. So if you guys could comment 302 00:15:55,520 --> 00:16:00,640 down below deadlines, not January or you know, not 303 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,080 February or March, but like, hey, by Midsummer, maybe five 304 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,320 more giggles per episode, something like that, where it's 305 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,280 like, oh, holy shit, I got I got some time, but not all the time, 306 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,920 not all the time in the world. Yeah. 307 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,200 I'm not. Or maybe we could try positive 308 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,920 reinforcement? I mean I. 309 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,760 Don't know what I need. I think I need pills or 310 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,040 something and. Pills help. 311 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,520 Pills always help every. That should be a That should be 312 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,240 our fucking resolution. Get more pills. 313 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,760 Yeah, I if anybody has a pill hookup, don't care what it is. 314 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,440 Yeah. I just am curious to try some 315 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,520 out. I like the college 20 years. 316 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,600 It's like candy with effects. I have always wanted one of 317 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,760 those little pill, like here's a calendar, like each day takes 318 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,440 some yeah, I would like to get into that and I'd like them to 319 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,680 have different effects each day. Like it's not the same pill 320 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,600 every day. It's like on Monday I'm super, 321 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,200 super motivated. On Tuesday I'm like super out of 322 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,640 it. And then we have the psychotic. 323 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:10,119 Yeah, that turn you psychotics. And then the next day, 324 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,560 antipsychotics. To bring you back after. 325 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,520 Maybe back to psychotics? Yeah, I don't know, Just I think 326 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,760 I would like to experience something out of the normal. 327 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:26,359 I think that would be probably a good way of shaking things up, 328 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:30,600 probably keeping us nimble. I want to try crack. 329 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,520 I want to try. I want to try doctor pills. 330 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,680 I want to try St. pills. On my hunt for new substances, I 331 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:43,600 did get a new substance. It's Remember when I was talking 332 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,160 to you about snuff? Yeah, I did. 333 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,600 I found apparently the only genuine good manufacturer of 334 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,080 snuff. It's called Mcchrystals. 335 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:59,880 Mcchrystals snuff. It's a tobacco product and it's 336 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:05,920 basically like it's just ground up tobacco, Yeah. 337 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,280 It looks like coffee. Yeah, it does. 338 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,680 You know what? Remarkably similar to Schneeberg 339 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,600 in terms of it's like menthol nose feel? 340 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,160 Yeah, nose feel. It goes in there and it's it 341 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,800 might be more menthol Y than Schneeberg, which is weird 342 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,440 because that's like pure menthol. 343 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:25,920 I don't know how they did it. Have you been enjoying it? 344 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,160 No. I what's what's with me? 345 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,840 I I have like drug seeking behavior and then I don't enjoy 346 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,840 any of it. They should. 347 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,040 They should. Have a pill that times I should. 348 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,840 Get just a pill that makes you sober. 349 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,360 I'd probably enjoy the fuck out of that. 350 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,200 I should give your blood to junkies or something like help 351 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,960 them out. None of this. 352 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,760 It makes me feel better. I don't like any of these drugs 353 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,040 when at a few there's a point where you'd break. 354 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,720 Yeah, probably. If I did anything really hard, 355 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,520 I'm. I'm just trying out weird stuff. 356 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,920 I don't try out any hard stuff. Oh, my aunt's been. 357 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,440 A New Year's resolution. Yeah, when I was in Colorado, I 358 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,720 still, I stayed in a place called Golden, Golden, Co. 359 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,880 It's West of Denver. There was the course factory 360 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,760 right there. Big ass smokestacks. 361 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,480 They're making it in big barrels. 362 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,560 Course like beer. Yeah, course, the Coors beer. 363 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,080 Yeah, the brewery, it was right there in the middle of Golden. 364 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,080 And they even have a tunnel where you kind of drive under 365 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,040 the factory and under a mountain in order to go buy it because 366 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,600 it's gotten so big. But I was looking at that place 367 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,800 and I was like, I really should have brought my mom's ashes here 368 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,920 and spread them right there. Yeah, right there at the 369 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,280 factory. The tunnel and the factory. 370 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,160 Well, they have the. Giant like beer can, that's like 371 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440 a statue and I think she would have loved to fucking hang out 372 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,560 at the base of that. I bet too, like on some of those 373 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,360 tours I bet you can see like here's where we mix it all in, 374 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,520 in a big VAT you could like. Like Shawshank Redemption, like 375 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,520 I I dump her ashes out of my pants leg like I'm shaking out a 376 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,080 turd. I would. 377 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,840 Try to get it in the beer, yeah? Well, I'm assuming I'm on a 378 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,000 platform above it. Of course. 379 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,800 Yeah, of course. They're going to bring us up to 380 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,600 the top so we can look down and spit down into it and stuff. 381 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,280 Throw pennies in there. Throw dead mothers in it. 382 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,840 Yeah. Oh my God, what was in? 383 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,840 That was the best course batch we've ever made. 384 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,920 Some sort of super beer? Well, first we take a woman that 385 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,320 drank exclusively. Beer for like 40 years. 386 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,120 And we condensed her down to her very essence. 387 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,320 Dust, beer. Dust. 388 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,640 Essence. Yeah, we dart crystals after 389 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,160 essence out into a vial and then we reintroduced. 390 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:52,160 It into the. Hops beers bobbling and turning 391 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,280 green. The hops are incredible. 392 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,080 The fuck even are hops? I don't. 393 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,600 I don't. I've noticed that whenever 394 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,920 somebody. Three years. 395 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,440 I'm like, I don't even know what the hell. 396 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:06,120 Whenever a like a bartender, like a menu says like a hoppy 397 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,280 flavour, I'm like, this is going to taste like shit. 398 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:08,680 That's. What? 399 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,680 It's like a cricket. Yeah, it. 400 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,840 Tastes like, I don't know, it's just bad. 401 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,120 It's just bad vibes. Yeah, especially Doo Doo Ranger. 402 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,160 That beer fucking sucks. I do. 403 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,880 I swear to God, I don't know where Voodoo Ranger is 404 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,840 manufactured, but I think I drove by the the plant for it. 405 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,440 There's a lot of breweries up there. 406 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,040 And I was, if it was the Voodoo Ranger, like manufacturing 407 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,640 plant, I was going to get out and take a picture in front of 408 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,120 it, like doing something. That'd be like my version of 409 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,560 your video in front of Columbine. 410 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,200 Yeah, I can't keep getting away with this. 411 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,440 But no, I've got no hard feelings so. 412 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,640 By the way, that Columbine thing, I, I went out to Colorado 413 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,160 guys, cuz I'm trying to find an escape to Florida. 414 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,760 I'm trying to get out and Florida, yeah, from Florida to 415 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,280 Colorado. And so I was in Denver cuz 416 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,160 everybody's like, oh, Denver's a great mountain town. 417 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,360 It's not. It's in a big field first. 418 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,600 Of all good, I told you that before you went, I said it's. 419 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,080 Flat. It's you're right by it. 420 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,760 Yeah, you're by it. You see the mountains, but none 421 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,040 of that mountain joy is there in in Denver. 422 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,280 What you want to do if you want a mountain town, you go down to 423 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,120 Colorado Springs. That's S an hour and a half. 424 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,880 Much better. Also, Castle Rock seems pretty 425 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,360 mountainous too. I might be moving there. 426 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,800 Glenwooden Springs. I don't know if I worry. 427 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,080 Mountainous. I don't know if I went there. 428 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:35,680 I think you would have, I think it's WW Denver. 429 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,160 OK, yeah, beautiful. I did go to Evergreen. 430 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,760 Evergreen is very beautiful as well, but not enough like I want 431 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,600 a house and then also like a grocery store I can go to 432 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:50,440 because I like eating food. Call me crazy, but in Denver, 433 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,040 like we're out there looking at places, looking at 434 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,640 neighborhoods. Every fucking neighborhood is 435 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,320 the exact same. Just these rows and rows of like 436 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,120 houses that look identical, these weird like insulated 437 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:09,080 little bubble communities. And I remember just being at 438 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,880 this, we went to this park, big playground and everything, and 439 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,880 all the kids were playing there and every every direction you 440 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,800 look, it's just you're out in the middle of a field. 441 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,720 You just see like just the same house, but just duplicated 442 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,920 cookie cutter everywhere, everywhere in every direction. 443 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,400 And I was sitting there eating my ice cream and I look over and 444 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,840 I see that Columbine High School and I go, I see what's 445 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,800 different. I see why they. 446 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,880 Get it? Yeah, I. 447 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,320 I would think I'm in some sort of like Truman Show hell if I 448 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,280 grew up here. But it's the town planner's 449 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,200 fault, yeah. The civic engineers, they're the 450 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,520 reason. Mid century modern around here. 451 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,600 You know what it actually did add an extra light to that 452 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:58,560 massacre because like, have you seen the pictures of, of what 453 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,560 were their names, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold? 454 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,800 Like have you seen them with their trench coats and stuff on? 455 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,680 Yeah. They first of all, like dorks, 456 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,120 like you could tell like straight up dorks from those 457 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,360 pictures. But standing in the place where 458 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:18,240 they did that, I was like, it's it's like a beautiful field and 459 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,720 sun shining and everything. I'm like, imagine being a guy in 460 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,960 a trench coat out here. Like that's just, it's even 461 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,120 worse. Like, yeah, wrong environment 462 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,720 for it. You know, it would be like 463 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,560 wearing that outfit like in Hawaii on the beach, like you're 464 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,760 just, you're going to stand out and be kind of like. 465 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,480 Little House on the Prairie. Yeah. 466 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,080 It's old enough with the. It's just the wrong lies, dude. 467 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,120 They how did they not clock those guys from a mile away and 468 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,000 be like those guys are going to be a problem. 469 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,720 They should have known. Yeah, it's the fashion police's 470 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,560 fault, I think, for not noticing. 471 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,640 The fashionistas at school should have clocked them the 472 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,480 moment they walked in with them drenched they. 473 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,120 Probably. They probably were like. 474 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,560 A freak and. Then yeah, they were probably 475 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,760 oh. You brought something we can 476 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,840 give you a super wedgie with. Hang him by his trench coat. 477 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,640 Probably not helping, but also on the right track. 478 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,040 Give him a wedgie from a flagpole from a strange. 479 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:20,120 Out it. Is just like AI don't know it 480 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,240 like Denver. It's not my neighborhood vibe, 481 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,920 but like everybody's just like, yeah, we're in Denver. 482 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,800 Like, it's so forcibly happy. It's insane to be that that kind 483 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,360 of. Made you sick? 484 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,640 Yeah, it. Was so saccharine. 485 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,600 Yeah, it made me sick. It was too sweet. 486 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,920 Too sweet. So you're looking for a little 487 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,640 bit more of a evil vibe? Well who the fuck wants to move 488 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,400 next to the mountains and not see a tree anywhere around? 489 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,280 Like there was not a single tree in Denver as far as I could 490 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,200 tell. I've only been there like one 491 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,680 time and it was to get on a train to go further in. 492 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,160 But yeah, I remember being like, why is it so brown? 493 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,400 Yeah, it's just it's a big feel it. 494 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,600 Was not, yeah, it was not pretty. 495 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,920 Like what, when people talk about like, I, I'm moving to 496 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,480 Denver to get to the like, yeah, you kind of have an idea of what 497 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,880 Denver's going to be. And it is, it ain't, it ain't 498 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,920 what it look like. No, I don't tell you that much. 499 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,440 No, what you're imagining is Colorado Springs. 500 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,400 Yeah, Colorado Springs is awesome. 501 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,680 Very cool. Where's like Vale? 502 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,960 You always hear about Vale from movies like. 503 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,800 Northwest of Denver, but. Like way West, where the elites 504 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,520 go, Yeah. Way. 505 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,040 Way like is it just like cooler or is it just better skiing or? 506 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,160 It's. Just ritzy or? 507 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:47,240 From what I get, there's the mountains you see from Denver, 508 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,040 and then as you get further into the mountains, there's a more 509 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,680 peaks that go up further and further as you get deeper in. 510 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,160 And Vail is like deep, deep in there. 511 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,440 Thanks. Oh, hey, honey, I'm in the 512 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,040 middle of working right now. This is the first episode of the 513 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,560 year and Madeline's trying to get in here. 514 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,560 Oh. Wait shit. 515 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,080 I also just remember my girlfriend came home early 516 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,600 because she's doing a telehealth. 517 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,240 Oh. Shit. 518 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,680 Get out. Yeah. 519 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,600 Well, that's great, because I was going to scream. 520 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,320 OK, I found out I did not know how veil was spelled. 521 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,720 But when I look at it, it looks, I mean, these are probably, you 522 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,600 know, Google Images. They've shown you the best. 523 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,360 The best? Yeah. 524 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,920 It looks like a whimsical Christmas town. 525 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,280 It is, yeah. It. 526 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,360 Looks beautiful. It is. 527 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,800 It's very pretty up there. I haven't been, I've just looked 528 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,720 at images, but yeah. They're a little bit. 529 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,480 Beyond my price point, I believe. 530 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,640 Now what happens when I look up Denver Google, which is? 531 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,600 So Cruff, Yeah. There are some trees. 532 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,720 They're few and far between. Yeah, I guess you couldn't build 533 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,920 a city that big in the in the mountains so. 534 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,600 No, I I get it. But yeah, also what the fuck is 535 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,280 with the the real estate out there is insane. 536 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,760 What do you mean like price? Yeah, price point. 537 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,200 You can't get a fucking house for under a million out there. 538 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,080 That's going to be one of the last standing shades. 539 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,720 Yeah. When the water rises, when your 540 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,400 old home is wiped in the face of the Earth, Yeah. 541 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,760 Indiana and Colorado will survive Indiana. 542 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,720 I think the four people that live in the Dakotas are probably 543 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,400 going to be all right, too. Yeah, they'll be fine. 544 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,800 But. They're old missile silos and 545 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,960 shed. Yeah, yeah. 546 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:43,840 I, I don't know, I, I think I'll probably just live and die here. 547 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,640 And it's a really sad thought, but new year, new me, I think 548 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:56,320 the man I want to be, I'm going to live in a better state of 549 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,880 mind, not a better state physically. 550 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,360 You know, most people have to live with that. 551 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,600 Yeah, most people do get the pick. 552 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,640 Where you're born, Yeah. Where your family all lives in 553 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,240 the guilt that they give you for you say, I think I want to live 554 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,760 somewhere else for a little bit. And they all go, Jim, you can't 555 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,360 leave us. You can't leave us. 556 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,800 You know, I'm getting a little bit of that from Abby's family. 557 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,840 And let me tell you something after being. 558 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,040 Womp womp. After being like in Colorado 559 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,680 with the kids for a week, one of the first things we did was we 560 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,880 came back and we're like, do you want to go stay at grandma's 561 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,400 house? And like the having the freedom 562 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,840 to just go like just throw them out of the house and go send 563 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840 them to the grandparents. That's insane. 564 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,480 That's so good. And I realized in Colorado I'm 565 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,120 not going to have that. I'm going to have to find like a 566 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,960 you want. To go to the neighbour's house. 567 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,160 I'm going to have to get no, I don't trust the neighbors. 568 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,720 I'm going to have to get like a like whatever they put fry in 569 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,920 and Futurama to freeze them for 1000 years. 570 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,560 Get like a little freezer or something for them. 571 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,960 Your mother and I aren't done partying yet. 572 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,080 We're going to. 1st we want our 20s back getting the tube. 573 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:10,280 We just got into skiing and it's very expensive and we cannot 574 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,600 bring four people. Oh, dude, all the people showing 575 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,800 up at the airport were getting out with these. 576 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,280 They're a baggage claim, getting these long, like things like big 577 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,920 duffels that were like 10 feet long. 578 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,040 I'm like, what the hell are those? 579 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,400 And I realized they're all going to go skiing. 580 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,800 They're going, yeah. It didn't fucking snow at all 581 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,560 while we were there. And you can see most of like 582 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,680 when we were down in Colorado Springs, we could see Pikes 583 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,400 Peak, which is like the closest ski resort that most people go 584 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,360 to. No snow on the mountain at all. 585 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,240 Like we went up to Echo Mountain to see if we could do echo 586 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,320 tubing. And the guy was just like, we're 587 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,920 all booked up. And he was like, first of all, 588 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,560 when we walked up, he's like, before you even ask, the slopes 589 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,240 are closed. Like we don't have any lanes 590 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,440 open for skiing or snowboarding. And I'm like, oh, I'm here for, 591 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,000 for like sledding. And he's like all booked up 592 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,040 unless you have a reservation. I'm like, fuck. 593 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,760 Because we had promised the kids, hey, we're going like last 594 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,520 year we're we went up to Boone, NC and we're like, we'll show 595 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,440 you some snow. Never saw any snow. 596 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,840 And then this year we're like, we'll go to Denver. 597 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,160 Like there has to be snow up in the Rockies. 598 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,200 If you looked at like TikTok last week, it was just people 599 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,080 going like, what the fuck is I'm on a skiing vacation right now. 600 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,240 No snow. Where is it? 601 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,760 Yeah, there's videos of people going up ski lifts and it's just 602 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,520 grass under their feet. There's no. 603 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,400 Even scarier to fall out of, yeah. 604 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,080 There's no snow and we did end up, we went to a place called 605 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,640 Big R, which is like a Tractor Supply Company. 606 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:58,600 Were you the mayor of it? Yeah, In my family homeland, we 607 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,520 make our town. It's like a Tractor Supply 608 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,160 Company type place and we went in there and found like a little 609 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:11,520 sled for like 20 bucks and we found a golf course that was in 610 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,920 the shade in Evergreen, Co and it had just the slightest hill 611 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,600 that had like 1/4 inch of of snow dusting that hadn't melted 612 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,720 off yet. That's like a Florida foot. 613 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,760 Yeah, and we, I looked at it and there were signs everywhere that 614 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,120 said do not use this place for winter activities. 615 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,360 And I said I travelled across the fucking United States of 616 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,960 America to give my kids some snow. 617 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,040 I'm going to, we're going to go up there so Madeline can read. 618 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,400 And she's like the sign says we can't. 619 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,640 I was like, listen here, sometimes you just got to not be 620 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,200 a fucking pussy and not listen to the rules. 621 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,280 Bless you. So bless you, dude. 622 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,000 You got a fourth one. You look like Batman right now. 623 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:02,120 You got your. I'm sorry. 624 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,000 Gone. Yeah, you told your daughter. 625 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,960 I'm a partnered streamer and a podcaster. 626 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,440 You can do whatever the hell we want. 627 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,520 So we ignored the signs and Madeline got to ride down the 628 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,000 hill once, then Olivia got on it, rode down it once, and then 629 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,760 immediately a park Ranger shows up and goes. 630 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,480 He got out of his car. You. 631 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,800 Don't get out of here. He got out of his car. 632 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,200 And it's so funny being like mid 30s now because all the people 633 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,120 in authority positions are the same age as me, you know? 634 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,640 Yeah. And so he gets out and he's just 635 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,760 like my age, which is weird to see. 636 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,080 Somewhat like a park Ranger. And I and of, you know, I didn't 637 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,120 want to be a problem. So I walked up to him, like my 638 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,400 shoulders slumped and everything. 639 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,640 I was like, you're going to make us leave, aren't you? 640 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,640 And he was like. I can't wait. 641 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,600 He. Was like, yeah, wait, you got 642 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,720 to, you got to leave. This is a golf course. 643 00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,200 They don't want it all torn up. And I was like, do you know of 644 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,640 any other places with snow? And he's like, that's what makes 645 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:09,159 us so hard is that I haven't seen a flake of snow anywhere 646 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:12,520 else except for on this one golf course that you're not allowed 647 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:17,159 to use. And so I the last ride that my 648 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:20,800 kids got to do was get in the sled and then I pull it back to 649 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,040 the car. Yeah, that's sad. 650 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,760 So they rode for about 20 feet each. 651 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:31,159 New year, same ads, you want to eat better but you have zero 652 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:33,159 time and 0 energy to make it happen. 653 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,560 If only there was somebody that could remove the entire problem 654 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,360 factor. 2 minutes real human food done ready for eating. 655 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,239 I realized in the new year I'm probably not going to be cooking 656 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:49,960 healthy meals. It's because there's a podcaster 657 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,199 and streamer. The one thing I don't have is 658 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,000 time. You're not failing it, you know, 659 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,760 eating healthy. You're feeling it. 660 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,040 Having three extra hours every night. 661 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,880 Factory solves that, that problem. 662 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,400 Put that in your food equation. What's inside? 663 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,520 Lean proteins, colorful vegetables, whole food 664 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,240 ingredients, healthy fats, the stuff you'd make if you had. 665 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:19,080 Oh, but the thyme. It's healthy dietitian approved 666 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120 meals that they're never frozen, they're always fresh, they're 667 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,000 ready to eat in 2 minutes. No prep, no clean up, no mental 668 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,440 load. If I had needed this product, 669 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,800 it's what I'd use. And that's a fact. 670 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,360 Turd. Head to factormeals.com/forehead 671 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,680 50 OFF and use code FOREHEAD 50 OFF to get 50% off your first 672 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,560 Factor box plus free breakfast for one year. 673 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,960 Offer only valid for new factor customers with code and 674 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,080 qualifying auto renewing subscription purchase. 675 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,800 Make healthier. Eating easy with factor. 676 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,360 Dude you know I said I tweaked my neck really bad last night. 677 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,840 Those sneezes. Reacted like. 678 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,960 Well, it wasn't even. It was never that bad. 679 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,280 I didn't realize it could have got so much worse. 680 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,000 Those sneezes have basically put my neck into a stage of a 681 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,320 paralysis. I can't. 682 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,480 I can't move this. Is nothing but solidify our 683 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,080 previous thoughts of like imagine if you had started 684 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,920 working out this week. I might need that fucking neck 685 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,680 brace dude. Oh my God, I, I feel I, I can't 686 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,320 tilt it. Yeah, imagine if you had started 687 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,560 at the gym January 1st right now you would you would probably be 688 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,000 in a fucking wheelchair or something. 689 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,520 Kink in your neck plus being all body source. 690 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,160 Oh, this is. Yeah, it's the. 691 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,160 Worst one I've I hate neck kinks. 692 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,600 What, like getting them socked? No, not like that. 693 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,920 Like I don't like you know, this happens every once in a while 694 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,800 because of my stagnant lifestyle. 695 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,920 And then you just, you can't do anything. 696 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,960 Anyway, it's enough complaining about my neck. 697 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,280 I'm sure it'll get better soon. But you know, they make 698 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,560 something that you, you put it around your neck, around your 699 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,560 head, and it has a rope that goes up to the ceiling. 700 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,120 Oh my, genuinely would probably feel good. 701 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,840 And the trick is you don't kill yourself with it. 702 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,400 The trick is you just. You just do enough that it. 703 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,080 We don't jump off a. Chair, don't jump off a chair, 704 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,280 yeah. You just like slowly sit into. 705 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:23,640 It Yep, I and I have one and I use it on the bathroom door. 706 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,400 I, I hang it up over the edge of the bathroom door and while 707 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,600 you're decompressing your spine and everything you could like 708 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,200 do. If David Carradine had one of 709 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,640 these, he'd still be alive. It's it's so safe. 710 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,040 Know who that? Is that's he killed himself 711 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,240 hanging himself while he was jacking off. 712 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,040 OK, yeah, that answers everything. 713 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,160 He's the guy that plays Bill and Kill Bill that. 714 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,920 Guy killed himself jerking off. Yeah. 715 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,600 Whoa, yeah, I did not know that. Yeah. 716 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,960 You know a lot. Yeah, I remember he, like the 717 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,200 police were like trying to figure out if it was like that 718 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,920 there was foul play and his ex-wife stepped in and was just 719 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,080 like, he does that. And so I mean it. 720 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,880 Was it was an accident? Yeah, so he wait. 721 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,360 His pants were around his ankles, hanging in the closet. 722 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,080 Yep, he does that. Asphyxiation, jerk off stuff. 723 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:21,000 Yeah, that's what Ed Gein did. I from that, I watched some of 724 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,480 that Ed Gein show. I guess he did that kind of 725 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,800 stuff too. That's crazy. 726 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,280 Yeah, that guy was more. Psychopath. 727 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:33,360 He was more like, I don't know, he was like a, like a Forrest 728 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,760 Gump psycho, you know? He was like Lenny for mice and 729 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,880 men. If yeah, he like, that's scary. 730 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,400 He's also a sex. What's scarier to you? 731 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,240 Like a Hannibal Lecter, like a hyper intelligent psycho, or 732 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,800 like Forrest Gump psycho? You know it. 733 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,560 Depends completely on proximity. OK, how far away are you from 734 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,160 me? They're both. 735 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,320 Equal distance. They're both 15 feet away and 736 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,880 they're wanting to have a conversation with you, and you 737 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,480 don't know if in the course of this conversation you're going 738 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,800 to get on their bad side. It's hard because I'd have to 739 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,000 then think which side am I closer to, who can I reason with 740 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,200 more? And it's harder middle ground 741 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,720 that I would like to admit. I don't know if I'm those sort 742 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:23,200 of genius or Lenny. I think I'd prefer. 743 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,720 Oh fuck, I don't know, that's hard. 744 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,480 Maybe Lenny. Maybe Lenny type? 745 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,280 Especially if you had like a candy bar or something in your 746 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,040 pocket, you know, something you'd give them. 747 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,440 I feel like, yeah, you could just be like, well, I sold a 748 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,120 bunch of a ton of puppies back over that way where you're over 749 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,160 there and Hannibal Lecter. I'd have to just be like, OK, 750 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,920 just do your big ass monologue, man. 751 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,640 Are you going to kill me or not? What's going on here? 752 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,360 Don't. Don't do the thing where you 753 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,320 feed me my brain while I'm still alive. 754 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,800 Do the thing where you like kill me in one hit and then eat me 755 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:01,000 and serve me to a party. Unless it's Anthony Hopkins. 756 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:06,040 Exact Hannibal. Actually no, I just. 757 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,480 I just tore every muscle in my neck sneezing. 758 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,000 I was going to say I could take him, but I'm not losing 759 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,680 confidence every day. Have you seen Red Dragon with 760 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,760 Edward Norton? No. 761 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,600 No, I haven't. You need to watch that because 762 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,640 there's a lot of menace to Hannibal Lecter with his, with 763 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,720 his intelligence, with his demeanor. 764 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,960 He's kind of the way he like talks to you. 765 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,040 He's like, especially when he's talking to Clarice, he's almost 766 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,920 like a like a cat or something. He's like prowling left and 767 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,880 right. It's very odd. 768 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,440 And then in Red Dragon, they give him a little weird 769 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,560 ponytail, which takes away 90% of his menace. 770 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,520 You know, if someone's trying to be intimidating, but they're 771 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,160 bald on top and then have a little ponytail. 772 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,880 Making little loops with their fingers. 773 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,640 While he's thinking, make me pontificate while I flip my. 774 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,560 Little. My Little Ponytail, Yeah. 775 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,320 I wish you would take. I wish you would take that thing 776 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,040 out. If you took it out, you'd look 777 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,520 like Ben Franklin. Ben Franklin Psycho would be 778 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,800 fucking scary. Even geek created electricity, 779 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,360 he created lightning or something, and that's scary. 780 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,600 Imagine if Ben Franklin was a psycho. 781 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,880 He'd create electricity to shock his balls. 782 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,120 Finally, I have something to properly shock my balls. 783 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,280 If I tie the kite string around my throat and then I get 784 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,680 electrocute, I put the key in between my balls. 785 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,680 If I tape these keys to my nuts. Wear my metal chastity belt. 786 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,160 Tie the kite around my throat and then like hold on to a 787 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,320 monkey bars. To go to a blacksmith to make 788 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,120 BDSM gear like forge this cage? What are you trying to cage like 789 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,240 a little mouse? Or something. 790 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,600 I'm a fucking founding father. You don't question what you're 791 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,760 forging for me. It's like the new Liberty Bell. 792 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,720 We're making a prototype Liberty Bell that's like can fit around 793 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,840 my balls and penis. There's a Liberty Bell of leg 794 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,840 holes in it. If you put the Liberty Bell 795 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,840 upside down and put leg holes in it, that would be a great, great 796 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,400 shock belt for your Wiener stuff. 797 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,800 I wouldn't, I wouldn't stand in front of a founding father. 798 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,120 Dude, tell him now. Yeah, Well, actually I think the 799 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,800 the blacksmith would be probably out of the realm of politics. 800 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,320 So he'd be like, are you the president? 801 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,640 Ben Franklin would be like, no, are you like a senator or 802 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,480 something? No, because like what? 803 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,800 I don't think Ben Franklin ever had a position in politics, did 804 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,760 he? But. 805 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,840 He just like there, he was just like an overall vibe. 806 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,720 Didn't he? Absolutely. 807 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,200 Or am I crazy? It's crazy because I used to 808 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,720 know everything about all these people. 809 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:07,440 Ambassador to France I think was his main thing in the the the 810 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,440 Continental Congress. He was a member of the 811 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,280 Continental Congress and he was an ambassador to France or a 812 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:19,200 diplomat or something. But he was never something. 813 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,080 Wrong with me right now. Dude, I don't know what the hell 814 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,280 is going on. I just googled Billiam Franklin. 815 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,400 I think I was thinking in my head a billion dollar bill would 816 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,800 be funny. And I looked at Billiam Benjamin 817 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,320 Franklin. Let's see. 818 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,280 Yeah, he's just. I guess a diplomat was his most. 819 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,280 That rocks. Oh, he's also a polymath. 820 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,200 That's not a political. That was interesting. 821 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,600 I'm a fucking founding father. I'm a polymath dude, yeah. 822 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:55,040 I, I was, I think there's Challenger on League of Legends. 823 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,240 I think there's like some of the people, some of the founding 824 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:00,120 fathers were just like merchants, but basically 825 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,160 smugglers, which is kind of cool. 826 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,680 I think like Samuel Adams or like John Hancock, like one of 827 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,680 them was one of them was just not really a political guy, but 828 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:14,200 was more like, I'm here because I bring in a lot of money, don't 829 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,800 ask me how. And he just threw a lot of 830 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,120 weight on, which is pretty awesome. 831 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,400 Yep, John Hancock was a wealthy merchant and prominent patriot. 832 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,320 I thought he was also the third governor of the Commonwealth of 833 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,000 Massachusetts. Really. 834 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:40,000 I, I was going through when I was cleaning, I cleaned my 835 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,560 garage before my, I had, I had a New Year's party and then hosted 836 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,600 for my friend's bachelor thing I was talking about. 837 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,920 I had like 14 people stay at my house for three days, which was 838 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,360 very ambitious. 1 bathroom for 14 disgusting dudes. 839 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,680 There was like a poop cue going into it and it was a nightmare. 840 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,400 Now technically it's a 2 bathroom house. 841 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,680 But I wasn't sewer or do you have a like a? 842 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,600 Yeah, I'm a sewer. OK. 843 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:16,840 I'm a sewer, so that helped. But the smell, there's not too 844 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,800 much to be done when somebody's pooping, then the guy's going, 845 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,240 I'm on deck, and then the next guy goes and the next guy, it 846 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,680 was pretty gross. Yeah, probably smelled like an 847 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,440 airport bathroom, just like at. One point a drunk, drunk friend 848 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,320 knocked over my shelf of hot toys. 849 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:40,080 And it's hard as a grown ass man to seem like you're not 850 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,800 incredibly upset that a bunch of your action figures fell to the 851 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,920 ground and like you don't want to ruin the vibe because 852 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,480 everyone's having a good time and partying and hanging out. 853 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,120 But when I saw, I just looked at the shelf and they were all put 854 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,000 up wrong and on like different shelves and like they had the 855 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,200 wrong attachments. So I was like, what the hell 856 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,240 happened here? My friend's like, oh sorry man, 857 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,920 I knocked them all over, but I think they're fine. 858 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,480 I saw General Grievous's helmet. Part of it had broken off. 859 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:12,080 It took every ounce of my power to not like, grab them by the 860 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:12,840 lapels. Yeah. 861 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,200 I'd be like, what have you done? What have you? 862 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,000 Do you know how expensive these toys are? 863 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,320 And I was just like, oh, like eye twitching. 864 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,600 Like, it's it's fine. And he's like, oh, cool. 865 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,520 Thanks, man. No, sorry, really. 866 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,280 And then the next day he was like, hey, man, like, thanks for 867 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,640 not getting upset about that. Like, I know they're like nice 868 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,560 toys, but you know, they're just toys or whatever. 869 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,880 I almost grabbed my fucking guns. 870 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,640 I was like. I like those follow up. 871 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,080 The follow up of hey dude, I just want to say thanks for not 872 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,200 getting mad. Which means he dwelled on it and 873 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,360 knew that this meant a lot to you and then further. 874 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,440 Still no real apology. But. 875 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,160 Then further follows it up with they are just toys. 876 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,160 Yeah, yeah, I also, a lot of my friends do very actively try to 877 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,760 rage bait. So there could have been a real 878 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,600 effort in there to to see how close to exploding I was. 879 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,440 How close were you it? Was close. 880 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,600 I was very close. To you, You're edging on 881 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,760 exploding. 15 minutes after that, my friend Cash tried to 882 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:23,280 sit down on the ground and just fell into one of my end tables 883 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,880 and knocked over a picture and two more Hot Toys. 884 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,520 And I was just like, why? He's like, oh, I'm sorry, man. 885 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,240 I was just trying to sit down. I'm like going on in a chair on 886 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,120 the ground in front of this. And it was just hard to, when 887 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,040 you're playing the host, it's like, I ain't guys. 888 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,360 I'm your friend. I'm here having fun with you. 889 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,880 I'm also going in every room as soon as you leave it and picking 890 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,640 up after you and making sure you didn't fuck with any of my stuff 891 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,400 'cause this is not a, this is not a party home. 892 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,080 I thought we were adults Now, you know, I thought we were 893 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,160 going to sit around, maybe play with some toys, maybe play some 894 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,600 PlayStation. You know, these guys come in 895 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,960 with their racks and Addy light and stuff and I'm like. 896 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,520 What are you kids this? House isn't a quit for this, 897 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,000 yeah. Yeah, what are you? 898 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,840 I thought we were growing up. Grow the hell up. 899 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,920 You look at the toys, you don't touch them, OK? 900 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,560 You admire them. You can compliment. 901 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,800 Them maybe, maybe if you have a a cool pose, you might pose one, 902 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,040 but. If you wear gloves, you may you 903 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,520 may stroke them with. Your Mickey Mouse gloves on. 904 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,680 Yeah, you'll never get a full idea of the texture through the 905 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,880 glove, but you can touch them. Yeah, boy, the hand oils mess up 906 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,360 the paint. Yeah, you can't. 907 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,080 They're I've already put them in their optimal poses. 908 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,040 You're not going to pose them better than their set up right 909 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,560 now. So there's not even a point in 910 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,600 trying. And I will not listen to a 911 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,000 second opinion. But yeah, that was, I was 912 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,840 cleaning the garage. I forgot where this was going. 913 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,400 I found a bunch of just like old childhood stuff that, you know, 914 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,840 my parents have given me in boxes and I just have like from 915 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,560 all these like history day competitions and stuff like my 916 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,120 speeches and little meaningless awards and stuff. 917 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:15,080 I'm like, I used to just know so much about the founding of 918 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:20,160 America and could like in depth talk about every single 919 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,880 amendment and everything and that's like I got no goddamn 920 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,600 idea. I mean, that's kind of like most 921 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,440 of school, but this was like more important to me at a time 922 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:34,480 than like regular classes and like, you know, I thought it 923 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,240 would be like AI don't know, like historian one day or 924 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,560 something when I was going through these and then just 925 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,800 looking at them now I'm like, I don't even know what the hell 926 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,800 this little guy's talking about writing these. 927 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,760 Like I don't it's me, but I'm like, what the fuck are you 928 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,160 talking about, dude? I I don't think that's right. 929 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,920 It is, but it's just sad. Like how much you know, you 930 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,760 forget about the you know, you got to use it. 931 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,600 You got to you got to recap a lot. 932 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,240 And I think I've switched out all of my like important history 933 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:10,440 memory with like like prime poses for my toys and stuff and 934 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,080 like. Well, I think. 935 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,200 Like what it had? Passed is, you know, that's the 936 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,160 entire story arc of of Uncle Rico's. 937 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,960 You can't live in the past, you know, so forget all that 938 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,680 history. I used to. 939 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,880 Be able to throw a history buck over the mountain. 940 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,120 Yeah. And used to be able to read a 941 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,720 book. 1/4 mile I used to be able to read a. 942 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:34,040 Book a quarter mile. Dude, you don't need any of that 943 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,800 shit you need. What you need is practical stuff 944 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,440 that will help you in the future. 945 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,720 Fill those. I didn't fill it with that. 946 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,480 That was the thing, but. Posing action figures, that's 947 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,520 something that you could do for. Generation. 948 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,080 I lifted up the back of the toilet and I noticed a little 949 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,800 hose thing looked like it should have gone inside of this other 950 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,360 part and I put it in there and the toilet stopped making as 951 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,720 much noise. That's, oh, that's like posing a 952 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,160 part of your house. I felt like a little Mario. 953 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,320 It was awesome. If your if your house was an 954 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,440 action figure, you would have just posed it into the right 955 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:15,200 position. It would have been like, yeah, 956 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,280 that's actually yeah. That's actually the younger You 957 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,480 would have opened up the tank and, like, read it. 958 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,200 A story about the War of 1812. Yeah, the work, you know, but 959 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,320 you're a man now. She was just a wealthy merchant. 960 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,640 It was never anything in government, but now I'm a man. 961 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,640 And now I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to start looking at my 962 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,520 house like a big toy. The furnace is like the blaster 963 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,560 dude. Sometimes I just go in the 964 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,200 basement and look at the furnace and I'm just like, oh, like, I 965 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,680 don't know what the fuck any of this stuff is. 966 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,840 And they like, I'm going to have to replace it at some. 967 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,760 I mean, obviously I'll just have to buy a new, like I'll pay 968 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,800 somebody to do it, I guess. But I have like a sump pit 969 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,040 sometimes just gross stuff's in there. 970 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:03,520 I'm like, do I just, I've poked it with a stick before round in 971 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,320 there and dredged it up and I'm like, I don't know what the hell 972 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,160 I'm doing. I don't know what any of this 973 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,680 stuff is. Just a great opportunity to 974 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,000 learn. Maybe that'll be one of my New 975 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,600 Year's resolutions is to become a proper homeowner. 976 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,040 I. Think it's really important that 977 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:22,840 you start small and figure out how a sump pump works and figure 978 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:27,280 out because that's the first thing that you're going to have 979 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,960 that's like a panic When that stops working, it's going to 980 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,880 become a panic and you're going to go I. 981 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,040 Might be. I knew how to. 982 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,160 I knew how to work on this. I did. 983 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,240 I fixed up that whole basement room for like a week straight 984 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,760 and made it really cozy and put a bunch of cool stuff in there 985 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,640 and see chums. Like I wouldn't have done that. 986 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,960 That whole place is going to flood one day and ruin 987 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,720 everything. I was like, I'm sure it's fine 988 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,960 and you know, it's a what one 100 year flood? 989 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,440 I just have to get out of here before it's been 100 years and 990 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,800 I'm fine. And he's like, I did the same 991 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,560 thing. Like I made my basement all cozy 992 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,760 and then it flooded and destroyed everything and I would 993 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,880 have everything off the ground and I was like, I'm tired, man. 994 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,080 I can't what are you am I supposed to put my rug on a how 995 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,120 do I get my rug off the ground? How do I get the? 996 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,560 I got to put everything on like little boxes. 997 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,000 Well. I don't have the ability for. 998 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,800 That dude I got, I got all my stuff in the basement. 999 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,600 Everything I own's on wheels. So worst comes to. 1000 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,560 Worst the door right next so you can just open up and sweep. 1001 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:37,880 All the water out here, yeah. I did buy a shop vac once and 1002 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,000 it's just gone. It's just gone for good. 1003 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,960 I don't know where it is. Yeah, I just, I bought 1. 1004 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,640 I had it in my last garage and it's just. 1005 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,720 What the fuck, dude? I can't find it. 1006 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,600 It's a Craftsman, too. Yes. 1007 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:57,760 That's that actually pisses me off like more than anything is 1008 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,280 when I know I've bought something and especially like a 1009 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,200 tool and then I go looking for it and I go, where the fuck did 1010 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,600 that thing go? And then I start getting angry 1011 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,800 because like I have a ladder. I know I have a ladder. 1012 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,560 And that's a big thing. To misplace my my brother has 1013 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,360 the ladder. Oh, still. 1014 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,120 It's that ladder. It's that ladder. 1015 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,440 And he goes, no, this is my ladder. 1016 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,480 Because I remember like couple years ago I dropped some like 1017 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,320 roofing cement or something on it and it's still on the rungs. 1018 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,640 And I'm like, I think you dropped that shit on my ladder. 1019 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,880 And then you just go like, Oh yeah, this is my ladder that I 1020 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,560 borrowed last time and never. He's had it for like 5 years. 1021 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,840 I remember I broke a bunch of it and got shit all over it. 1022 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,200 But in reality, you know what's crazy is that this is this is 1023 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,360 weird because like the, the synapses are firing and my mind 1024 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,800 is opening up. I can feel it. 1025 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,680 It's not even my ladder and it's not his ladder. 1026 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,400 It was my grandfather's ladder and my grandfather's dead now, 1027 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,160 so. But I think it should go to the 1028 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,920 youngest grandson. Don't you feel like that's where 1029 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,880 the ladder should go is to the youngest grandson? 1030 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:06,280 Yeah, I didn't get anything for my grandpa. 1031 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,720 My little brother got his watch and I was like, this guy barely 1032 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,440 even knew him. He gets his cool watch and what 1033 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,760 the hell? So I think following that 1034 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,840 tradition, youngest should get, 'cause it's, you know what I 1035 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,160 have that's worth more than a watch? 1036 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,720 Memories. Yeah, and the young, the young 1037 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,840 that's. What Zach has. 1038 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,120 Zach knew him from before he had his debilitating stroke. 1039 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,760 I only knew him. He had a a horrific stroke. 1040 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,960 He. Knew him, his ladder guy. 1041 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:42,960 He had a horrible stroke in like the mid 90s and that this was 1042 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,400 during the glory days when you can go to your doctor and go 1043 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,080 like, I want speed and they would go, OK, I want opiates. 1044 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,320 You got it boss. Like they would just give you 1045 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,840 whatever you ask. I would suggest not stroking 1046 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,640 with speed, but with technique. But this? 1047 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,200 This is like jerking off. Obviously your grandpa jerked 1048 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:08,760 off in the 90s Wrong. He got, he got speed and he had 1049 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,680 a, he ended up having a stroke because of it. 1050 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,120 And they were like, are you on any medication? 1051 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,560 And he's like, yeah, I'm on this. 1052 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,640 And they were like, they still give you that. 1053 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:21,760 And he's like, my doctor does. And actually it almost took away 1054 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,960 his, his license, I think the doctor's license because he was 1055 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,400 giving him something that he shouldn't have. 1056 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:33,080 But yeah, then after that he had a, a completely different 1057 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,240 personality shift. And everybody always told me 1058 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,400 they were like, he's a lot different now than what he used 1059 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,320 to be. And I only knew him as like post 1060 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:47,760 stroke grandpa. And you know, he had that. 1061 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,520 He had post stroke. Clarity. 1062 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,520 Yeah, I thought he was actually very chill. 1063 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,600 Much. More I thought he. 1064 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,400 Was measured. I thought he was chill. 1065 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,080 No, he had a different type of post stroke clarity that was 1066 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:05,920 apparently angry stroke rage. God damn it, why did I have to 1067 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,880 jerk off? Apparently it just didn't hit 1068 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,320 the way it should have. Been retention for so long 1069 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,040 broke. Yeah. 1070 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,280 Oh my, cool and calm just shot out of my body. 1071 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,440 Apparently he was different but I only knew him as post stroke 1072 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,040 grandpa. Yeah. 1073 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,400 So I feel like I should get the ladder and because my my brother 1074 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,640 experienced both sides, he he experienced the the pain, dark 1075 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,920 serenity and then he experienced the the post stroke rage. 1076 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:44,960 Expulsion of good, All that is good in him, Yeah. 1077 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,160 Spelled from his core. Yeah. 1078 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,920 Yeah. I think you should at least get 1079 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,040 a goddamn ladder. I think so out of it. 1080 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,040 I I, I one of the saddest things that, like, when I was a kid, I 1081 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,720 thought it was funny, was I was learning how to write and like, 1082 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:02,960 remember, they would teach us what's that called cursive in 1083 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,600 school. Yeah. 1084 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,160 And so I. Still use cursive. 1085 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,200 I was, yeah, they were teaching us how to write and stuff. 1086 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,600 And I was getting better at it. And I remember I I would 1087 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,400 practice it with my grandfather, who had lost his ability to 1088 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,480 write after a stroke. And so he was practicing and I 1089 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,640 would be like you. Suck at this. 1090 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,280 Compared to me and he would just do like pages like he would be 1091 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,720 like really depressed like I lost my identity. 1092 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:32,360 I can't sign my name anymore. I can't sign checks and I'm 1093 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,880 like. I'm even more smarter than you, 1094 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:41,480 Grandpa. Yeah, my, my grandma's like he's 1095 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,280 not even the same man. It's not who I married. 1096 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:52,040 I just got a letter recently from the groom of the bachelor 1097 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,440 party thing and it was written in cursive and I was just like 1098 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,680 oh jeez like not very. You can tell he doesn't use it a 1099 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,520 lot well. I can tell neither of us use it 1100 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:05,680 a lot, OK, Because there's about a a whole half of a sentence in 1101 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,480 there where I was just like, that's really sweet. 1102 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,960 No idea. No idea what it said. 1103 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:16,120 My grandmother used to dine to write me letters and she was an 1104 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:20,400 artist is my dad's mom and she used to be really good at 1105 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,440 calligraphy. And I wrote her a letter one 1106 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,760 time in cursive and then she wrote me back a letter. 1107 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,960 The 1st letter, you know, like the the one that you do fancy 1108 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,800 fucking took up 1/4 of the page just like the like all these 1109 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,560 serifs and stuff. Yeah. 1110 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,080 And then the rest of it just looked like, it looked like 1111 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,280 Thomas Jefferson wrote it. I couldn't read that shit. 1112 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,640 I couldn't read it. Now I have, I have it somewhere 1113 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:50,520 and I'm like because I saved it, I've no idea what it says. 1114 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,680 One of these days, I'm going. To sit down to try. 1115 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,000 To yeah, I'm going to have to have somebody that's like 1116 00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:00,400 historian to figure out what the fuck she says. 1117 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,200 But I'm sure it's only like, you're doing great, honey. 1118 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,000 I'm glad you've got to the third grade or whatever. 1119 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:13,040 By the time you decipher this, I will be gone by the time 1120 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,520 historians were able to crack the code of my neat handwriting, 1121 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,680 yeah. And the family secret is you're 1122 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,200 not really Jewish. We lied to you this whole time. 1123 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,560 Your grandpa didn't know cursive before the stroke. 1124 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:36,800 He never knew cursive. He was always really bad at 1125 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,000 writing. There was like a big poster in, 1126 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,000 in my grandma's office that was like not poster. 1127 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,760 It was like a like a weird, I think like the, the government 1128 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,840 says that like you have to have like workers comp posters and 1129 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:55,560 stuff like displayed at the offices of like businesses and 1130 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,520 stuff like that so that your workers know. 1131 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,600 And like my grandparents took that very seriously even though 1132 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,280 they had a family business. And so they had like workers 1133 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:07,040 comp claim posters like it just in the house, like on the office 1134 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,560 wall. And I should get one, 1135 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:12,400 ironically, from the office that you can see. 1136 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,800 And what are my rights but. Then once they hung that up, 1137 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,720 they're like, I guess this is where we put just like health 1138 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,840 notices and stuff. And so they, they also had one 1139 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,680 that was for like my, my, like some people experience 1140 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,000 personality changes after a stroke. 1141 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,080 And I think that's kind of cool that you can live your whole 1142 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:36,240 life one way and then just have like your brain just goes, this 1143 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,120 guy's completely different now. This guy's a completely 1144 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,800 different dude. We're going to mix all this up. 1145 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,920 Hope I get a bad boy stroke. I know. 1146 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,880 Yeah, I'm just like. I'm bad, whatever. 1147 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,680 Just like, you know, I, you know, King. 1148 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,120 Who's the current king right now in England? 1149 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,880 What's his name? King Andrew. 1150 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,240 No, that's not Andrew. God damn king. 1151 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,000 What's that guy's name? Phillip. 1152 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,320 It's not Phillip, it's the other guy. 1153 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,280 It's King James or something dude. 1154 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,080 Anyways, I thought we fought a fucking war so I'd never have to 1155 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,400 remember the hell King once again. 1156 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:17,400 That guy, he had normal hands and then all of a sudden, late 1157 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,600 in life, he just got like these giant sausage hands. 1158 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,320 Jesus Christ, Charles. Yeah, King Charles. 1159 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,040 Look up King Charles hands. It's so cool. 1160 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,360 He lived his whole life with one set of hands and then boom, he 1161 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,120 hits like 70. His hands. 1162 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,440 That dude's got some different mitts. 1163 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,920 Imagine having hands and then all of a sudden you got 1164 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,320 different ones. You know, it's kind of a 1165 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,400 blessing in a way if you if you get cool. 1166 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,240 Mine would get way bigger and yeah, they'd be like, super 1167 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,160 veiny. Yeah. 1168 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,560 And like kind of like maybe there would be calluses on the 1169 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:53,320 fingers. Maybe you just have to have the 1170 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,120 right stroke. I got emasculated at The North 1171 01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,080 Face store by my girlfriend because grabbed a pair of medium 1172 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,320 gloves. They fit pretty well. 1173 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,320 If anything, they were a little a little big. 1174 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,800 She was like, well, they got larges right here and I was like 1175 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,360 down need them. And she's like, well, Are you 1176 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,440 sure? Like let's go. 1177 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,480 And she's like, oh, these are different kinds. 1178 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,960 Like the pinky bent? She's like at the counter. 1179 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,120 She was like, hey, do you have any larges back there? 1180 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,680 Like just to see? And I was like, I don't need 1181 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,080 them, trust me. And then the lady went back and 1182 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,360 got some and I was like, God damn it. 1183 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:30,200 And then I tried them on. I'm like, they're OK, but I 1184 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,320 think I'll stick with the mediums. 1185 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,800 It's fine. She was like, why? 1186 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,400 Why? And I was like, God, because OK, 1187 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,640 because I don't need the largest, OK, because I got tiny 1188 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,040 little hands. If anything, I could probably do 1189 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,440 a woman's medium. Is that why you were defending 1190 01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,080 Trump so hard when people were like, his hands are tiny and 1191 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,280 you're like, I actually think? Actually, if you have a big 1192 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:52,240 head, it can make your hands look smaller, when really 1193 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:57,560 they're completely proportional. Everything below my waist is 1194 01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:00,520 huge. Everything above is shrunken to 1195 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,520 my neck. Then it gets big again. 1196 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,920 I've got a very odd build, and I think it's OK for people out 1197 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,440 there to have, but, you know, it's like a bill for Hollywood. 1198 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,400 So they say big head, tall, tiny hands. 1199 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:17,640 It shows better on camera. Yeah, unless you're like 1200 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,120 grasping like a sword or something cool. 1201 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,480 But yeah, that's when you have a stunt, A stunt hand. 1202 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000 They'd use me for like the shots of the hobbits holding the ring. 1203 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:37,400 Aragorn's hands close over mine. Just love regular ass dude 1204 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:48,160 grabbing me, whatever they are. No, but I was somewhere with 1205 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,640 snow recently. Oh yeah, I have an anecdote. 1206 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,040 I went to Buffalo. God dude, my neck is just 1207 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,800 completely obliterated. Yeah, you look really static. 1208 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,000 I, I went to Buffalo because I was invited. 1209 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:06,200 Well, I would say I guess by Gabe again, but mainly I think 1210 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,040 he told Devin he could invite whoever. 1211 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,280 So Devin calls me and goes, hey man, come to Buffalo. 1212 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,960 It's going to be a great time. Once in a lifetime opportunity. 1213 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:19,120 Last home game at the Bills current stadium or something. 1214 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,960 I just got, you know, we've I've been going all over. 1215 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,120 I'm so sick of travelling. I'd sworn it off multiple times 1216 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,080 and I thought, you know what, what's the worst that can 1217 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,680 happen? It was a nightmare. 1218 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,400 It was a nightmare. It was actually a lot of fun, 1219 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:41,000 but it rained the entire game. And this, I got reminded of this 1220 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,600 earlier when you were saying, you know, you guys don't have 1221 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,240 snow in Florida. Yeah, Devin showed up to Buffalo 1222 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,000 because he's lived in Florida his whole life with like, Nike 1223 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:57,960 dunks and jeans. And it was 30° on a good, you 1224 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,280 know, good day and somehow not snowing. 1225 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,200 It was raining like freezing rain on us. 1226 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,960 It's an open air stadium. Walking up to the parking lot, 1227 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,880 you know, we didn't have any ponchos or anything as we're 1228 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:13,080 idiots. I got that new jacket from Wabi. 1229 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,840 I'm thinking to myself, well, it was expensive, it's got to be 1230 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,440 waterproof. Wasn't just soaked right in. 1231 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,600 Soaked right in. I thought a couple of us might 1232 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,880 die because it was so fucking cold. 1233 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,640 And we get in there, buy some ponchos. 1234 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,240 Devon's, he's got shoes with holes in the top for like 1235 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:38,320 airflow just destroyed him. Just absolutely soaking wet. 1236 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,280 Omid. You know, he had a beer or two. 1237 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,680 I tried. I bought him a poncho and he 1238 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:47,080 said I want to, I want to be in the Element zone to feel like 1239 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:51,120 the Bills fans. 99% of them are wearing ponchos. 1240 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,120 And he didn't have gloves. He had jeans. 1241 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,640 He had like a Jean jacket on with a hoodie. 1242 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,240 And by the. Halfway through the game, his 1243 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:05,440 hands were like color white, full of wrinkles, like soggy as 1244 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,080 shit. And he just had hand warmers in 1245 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,280 his pockets and he's like, it's OK, I got my hand warmers. 1246 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,200 I'm like, dude, I'm honestly scared you're going to die. 1247 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,480 And he's like I, I can take. It there was a president that 1248 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,720 died doing that where he's like, I'm not a pussy, I'm not going 1249 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:20,040 to have an umbrella. And then he just caught of the 1250 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,000 cold and died. Even I. 1251 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,400 Remember that. Yeah, he did not make it long. 1252 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,440 And yeah, I was, you know, I was worried that he was going to go 1253 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,960 that presidential route. And but it was really cool 1254 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:36,560 because like, we got to like go afterwards and look in the 1255 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,720 practice field and stuff. And it was neat. 1256 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,480 I mean, it was, it was definitely worth it. 1257 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:45,640 But that night, well, this is not even the point, but I, I 1258 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:51,080 warned amid he was, Devin shared a bunk bed and he was on top of 1259 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,440 Devin's bunk. Like, oh, I think I might 1260 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:59,200 actually be starting to not feel like a pile of tissues in a box. 1261 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,280 It was like, I don't know what's going on. 1262 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:06,600 I think I might be getting sick. And Devin was so pissed off at 1263 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:11,160 Amid that day that I think he wanted him to die because the 1264 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:15,840 night we got there, we didn't get into our hotel until like 1265 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,240 probably 3:00 or 4:00 AM. So there's a bunch of flights 1266 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,040 delayed on the way there. And we went to the casino for a 1267 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:30,080 minute and we were going to bed at like 5:00 AM and we had to 1268 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:36,920 wake up at 8:00 AM to go to Gabe's house breakfast and O 1269 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:41,359 Mead set alarms. I wish I I should try to get the 1270 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:43,800 screencap. He sent it in our group text 1271 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,760 like 50 minutes till the 1st alarm. 1272 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:50,200 And I think it's like a joke. He set an alarm every 15 minutes 1273 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:55,479 starting at 6:30 AM to wake up Devin just to piss him off. 1274 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,840 And then I don't know if he I think he either forgot to turn 1275 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,760 them off or just fully committed. 1276 01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:06,279 And he's such a heavy sleeper. He just slept through like 2 1277 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:10,520 hours of alarms and Devin was below him like kicking his bed 1278 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:15,760 like, oh, like, oh, me, please. And Will and I were in a 1279 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:19,200 different, we had a door in between our sleeping quarters. 1280 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,279 So I slept through it completely. 1281 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,880 I've I've not seen Devin that mad in a very long time when he 1282 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,680 woke up because I mean, I would be too. 1283 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:32,680 I'd be, I'd be furious, but and then Omeed just kept like making 1284 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:35,600 fun of him all day. Like why are you tired, Devin? 1285 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,880 Like I've never, I've seen him Madden video games and stuff, 1286 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,720 but he's normally like the most level headed. 1287 01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:45,000 Like he doesn't ever. And I don't know, I feel like he 1288 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,319 doesn't get rage like most people do in the games or 1289 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:53,760 anything. Like he's very cool and calm and 1290 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,960 like he I think he was actively hoping Omeed would die. 1291 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,480 You know I. And there's something. 1292 01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:06,000 About Omid where I love Omid but I. 1293 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,240 It was so. Every, every trip, it seems like 1294 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:15,040 Omid might be the reason why someone gets mad because of his 1295 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,720 living conditions. I guess they're like how he 1296 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,040 lives in in a how what it's like to spend a night with him. 1297 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,480 We have that hiking trip planned and I'm kind of scared. 1298 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,280 Yeah. That will be we. 1299 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,000 We will be. Should we get a separate little 1300 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,520 pin for him where we just keep? Him outside probably. 1301 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,280 Well, it was so funny because that next day when he was all 1302 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,160 sick in the bed, we're like, oh me, do you want a beer? 1303 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:42,240 And he's like, Oh no, I shouldn't like I don't feel very 1304 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,760 good. And Devin was trying to sleep 1305 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,120 below him. And we were like, I mean, 1306 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,000 wouldn't it be really funny if you just got hammered and fucked 1307 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,160 with Devin? Like, imagine how mad he'd be. 1308 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,960 And he was like, give me a beer. And he just immediately started 1309 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,680 pounding beers. Like he was like, when you said 1310 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,960 that to me, it felt like you said we got one more job. 1311 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,200 And he just put his side like, how tired he was, how sick he 1312 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,680 felt. And he just drank a bunch of 1313 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:10,440 beers with the sole purpose of like, Devin would be angry if I 1314 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:13,400 was really drunk sleeping on the bunk right above him. 1315 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:20,320 That's very odd. We ended up driving to Canada 1316 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:25,600 that night and well, AMIG claims he was like, I would never fuck 1317 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,800 with somebody while they're asleep. 1318 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,240 Like, that's the line I won't cross. 1319 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,320 Which made Devin even more angry when he said that. 1320 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:35,000 But we, we were going to get drunk and then go get pizza and 1321 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:39,480 Canada because it's like right there, then come back and mess 1322 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:44,040 with Devin. And something happened when we 1323 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:50,440 went to Canada that made us more, I don't know, hopeful and 1324 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:57,360 more it just made us better. Have you ever been to Niagara 1325 01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:00,280 Falls? Have you gone to the Canadian 1326 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,400 side? Canadian side, I've heard. 1327 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,800 I haven't been there, but I've heard when you step over and 1328 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:09,920 then you look back at the American Majesty and it fills 1329 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:16,880 you with hope and pride. And people had told me like go 1330 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,440 to the Canadian side, it's cooler. 1331 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,040 Might be the undersell of the goddamn sentry. 1332 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:28,200 Buffalo specifically. The area around Niagara Falls is 1333 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:32,240 like a grim hellscape and everything closed at 11:00 PM. 1334 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,000 We went into Canada 5 minutes away. 1335 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,920 I mean, they must front load their country or something, but 1336 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,080 it was like stepping into like Wonder World. 1337 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:47,560 Everything was open. The streets had some of the 1338 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,560 best, like Christmas decorations I've seen. 1339 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:54,240 And then we were just going down like random streets and it was 1340 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,800 like all of a sudden it's Disney World. 1341 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,720 Like there's a street where it's like toys, toys, toys, games, 1342 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,640 games, games, like Frankenstein's Castle, the 1343 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,840 Crystal Caverns, like it was just all out of nowhere, like 1344 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,560 experiences everywhere. And then we went down the street 1345 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,600 where it was like it was probably like 300, like 1346 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:17,960 animatronic Christmas decorations and it we were all 1347 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,200 just like, what the fuck is going? 1348 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:23,000 Why have we not been here this entire weekend? 1349 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,040 It was beautiful. You're we going? 1350 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,880 No, we were listening to, oh, Canada. 1351 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,760 You know, I was feeling, I was feeling inspired. 1352 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,000 We go into the Papa John's, you know, we're saying like, I can't 1353 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,000 wait to meet a Canadian. Never met a Canadian before, you 1354 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,600 know, in their habitat. I've never been to Canada. 1355 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,880 And, you know, you hear these stereotypes. 1356 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,480 They're nice people. I asked the guy behind the 1357 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:51,440 counter for some extra Parmesan. A guy just sitting in there was 1358 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:54,600 like, hey, man, do you want my hey, let me do a Canadian 1359 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:59,920 accent? Oh cranky Christ, he said you 1360 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:02,800 might have been American but he was like do you want my garlic 1361 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,200 sauce? I'm not going to use it. 1362 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,400 Just a random guy offered me his. 1363 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,040 We all looked at each other and we're like Oh my God, they're 1364 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,320 nice. I denied it because you know, 1365 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,200 I'm an American. I'm not going to take some 1366 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,680 Canadians fucking. He's garlic sauce. 1367 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,200 I don't know what he's done with it, but it's just really 1368 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,640 generous and we end up just driving around those streets for 1369 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:29,360 like 2 hours just in pure. Like I felt like a little kid. 1370 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,200 I was like, Oh my God, look at that, look at that. 1371 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,480 It was so exciting over there. I think you need to realize that 1372 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:42,760 there is the possibility that that guy was a paid actor from 1373 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:47,880 the state, OK? Canada is our North Korea OK, Of 1374 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,160 course they're going to put this beautiful city right on the 1375 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:51,160 other side of the fucking border. 1376 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,560 They want to look like they're better or not that. 1377 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:56,040 Was brought up if it was like a North Korean thing because. 1378 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,760 It's a North Korean thing. It was incredible there. 1379 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:03,000 And then we're like, this is your first impression of Canada 1380 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,960 as an American, The inverse. When you drive back into what 1381 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,280 are you like? I'm a Canadian. 1382 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,280 American. Where we got to prove first time 1383 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,960 I turn my ass around right away. If I were a Canadian, I went in 1384 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,800 there. It was horrifying. 1385 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,080 It was. Grim, we make sure our cities 1386 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,400 are ugly so that we don't have to send ice out to turn you 1387 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,120 away. OK, you you turn away just based 1388 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,040 off sight on our cities. There was enough like, ice on 1389 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,640 the roads and stuff. It was freezing at that point. 1390 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,920 And then, yeah, the next day, every flight in Buffalo got 1391 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,000 cancelled because of weather. I would not want to live up 1392 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,920 there. It's a it's a horrible, horrible 1393 01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:41,880 city. You know. 1394 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,880 Every flight cancelled the We had to drive 7 hours to 1395 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:50,040 Baltimore, fly to North Carolina to get out of there. 1396 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:58,120 My only experience with Buffalo is there's a a music video for a 1397 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,720 song called Map Change by Every Time I Die and it looks. 1398 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,720 And Buffalo 66 it. Looks fucking horrific. 1399 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,080 It does not look like a great city to live in. 1400 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,640 My stepdad used to live there and he was like, oh I love 1401 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,480 Buffalo. Make sure to go to this area or 1402 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,120 whatever it looks like a goddamn bomb went on. 1403 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,440 Yeah, it was. Yeah, this. 1404 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,160 It was horrid. It. 1405 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:23,480 Looks like Megaton from 5/3. Post bad in day megaton. 1406 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,320 It was just like. Post 10 Penny. 1407 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:29,080 Yeah. It was just awful. 1408 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,760 It was just horrid. I'm like, get me the fuck out of 1409 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,400 it. And when they were, when they 1410 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:36,200 were saying every flight was shut down, the next ones were 1411 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:40,360 like 5 days later. I was like I can't make it 5 1412 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,720 days here all I've eaten. Is it wasn't even for 10 days. 1413 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,760 It was just the pilots were like, I'm not going there, Yeah. 1414 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,520 You're stuck. And then there was like a bigger 1415 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:54,000 storm coming like 2 days after. I was like, I was on the verge 1416 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,680 of tears and I was going to, I was starting to get mad at Devin 1417 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,320 because he's the one that talked me into going. 1418 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:03,240 And if I got stuck there in that hell hole, and this is coming 1419 01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:06,560 from a guy that lives in Indiana, I was like wow, this 1420 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,040 place is grim. It's devoid of hope. 1421 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,000 It's a pretty good football team I guess. 1422 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,960 But. It's, it seems like a lot of 1423 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,000 upstate New York is very like bleak. 1424 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,880 It's like a very it like it's so bleak looking. 1425 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:28,120 So it's harsh, you know, it makes harsh people. 1426 01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:30,600 It does. My friend Steve is from upstate 1427 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,200 New York. He's one of like the most 1428 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,240 unwelcoming, harsh people I've ever met in my life. 1429 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:40,200 He's just a horrid individual. And so. 1430 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,200 No, you ever get people that they start drinking and then 1431 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,760 they start like having introspective moments. 1432 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,600 Steve gets really drunk. He goes like, I need to start 1433 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,160 being nicer to people, man. Like that's his like once he 1434 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,280 gets like. Mopey could be a good trait if 1435 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,320 you like remembered it the next day and really. 1436 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:59,640 And then he wakes up with a fucking fire in his belly again. 1437 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:03,560 Yeah, he's I'm screaming at the next person I meet. 1438 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,520 No, it's the. It's not him. 1439 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,000 It's not him, it's the environment. 1440 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,440 The environment made them that way. 1441 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,560 God damn. It. 1442 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:18,120 It's, it was a very beautiful drive from there to Baltimore. 1443 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,200 Like you go through a lot of small towns and the little 1444 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:25,760 mountains and stuff, but just, it just sucked it and 1445 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,600 everything. It's a big city. 1446 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:34,320 Everything closed at like 10 or 11 PMI was hungry, I was hungry. 1447 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:38,440 I was so hungry most of the time, but it was it was actually 1448 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,320 really cool, like just seeing AI haven't been to a football game 1449 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,240 in I don't know, years. I. 1450 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,360 Don't think I've. Ever. 1451 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,320 I don't think I've ever been to a football game. 1452 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:52,200 Ever. I've never felt probably more 1453 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:59,440 patriotic in my life than when it was about to start and they 1454 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:03,000 well they had to cancel the jet fly over for weather, which 1455 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,440 would have been sick. That would have made me even 1456 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:10,560 feel more but that they have such an insano like fan base 1457 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,600 that gets so active. It was so loud in there and 1458 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,840 they're shooting off fireworks and they did like. 1459 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,200 Yeah, 'cause they know Canada can see from their fake little 1460 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,840 city over. There singing about America or 1461 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,680 they had some sort of like song about America. 1462 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:25,600 It was in. I was standing there. 1463 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,400 Fucking did. You salute. 1464 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,800 OK, hand over your heart. That's that's good. 1465 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:33,720 I didn't salute. That's a. 1466 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,760 Civilian salute. Hand over your heart did. 1467 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:40,560 A civilian salute. And with the rain that feels 1468 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,920 like football, that's just like what you're watching a movie and 1469 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:44,920 that they're playing a football game. 1470 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:48,360 It's always like heavy downpour rain with the lights, with the 1471 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,520 fireworks. I was like, God Bless America, 1472 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,120 this place fucking rules. And then they lost to the 1473 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:59,440 fucking Eagles from the least patriotic city, Philadelphia. 1474 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:09,840 But it's, I don't remember where everything got done, but yeah, I 1475 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,480 asked Gabe afterwards. I was like, is it kind of cool 1476 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,600 playing in weather like that? And he was like. 1477 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:16,520 What the fuck are you talking about? 1478 01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:19,680 No, he's like, did you have fun standing there getting rained 1479 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,120 on? No, it's awful weather. 1480 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:21,920 Like no. Well. 1481 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,920 It's kind of weird, that cinematic that was your most 1482 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,400 patriotic you felt. You know what my most patriotic 1483 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,680 I felt is when? Vegas. 1484 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,640 No, no, when our country went and kidnapped the president of 1485 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,440 another country. Oh yeah, that's fucking awesome. 1486 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,000 I wish that happened while I was at the Bills game. 1487 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,160 All I'm saying they put it on the. 1488 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:42,480 Big screen on the Jumbotron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1489 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,080 I'd be like what? What the fuck? 1490 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:48,760 What the hell is coming? On dude, I've noticed all my. 1491 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,640 All. My foreign friends on Discord, 1492 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,400 all of a sudden they've been real nice because they know 1493 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:57,040 it's. Finally getting the respect I 1494 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,040 deserve. Yeah. 1495 01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,880 Oh, you start being a little bit mean. 1496 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,640 I'll send my guy over and snatch up your guy. 1497 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:08,400 Yeah, we're snatching presidents and Indiana footballs #1 in the 1498 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:12,440 country right now. If, if, if president, if the 1499 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,960 countries are snatching presidents, it's so close to 1500 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,880 being mortal Engines where cities are eating cities. 1501 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,120 We're on our way, dude. It's it's not, it's not even an 1502 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:25,280 equivalent yet, but it's like a domino on the way to. 1503 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:28,640 Please Elon Musk and make a city City car. 1504 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,800 Have you seen on on Twitter like people go like Grok put this 1505 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,640 lady in a bikini? Oh my God this year like 1506 01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,080 creepiest. Yeah. 1507 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:42,200 Or specifically like I've been seeing it's like make it make 1508 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,840 this person wearing see through tape. 1509 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,760 Now show me the back of them. Now show me a top down view. 1510 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,480 I did see a funny one where he was a guy like a group of 1511 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:53,080 friends and they're like Grok remove the guy with the tiniest 1512 01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:56,400 penis in the groove and it just removed like some random guy in 1513 01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,040 the group. Yeah, it's awesome. 1514 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,480 Grok. You're the funniest friend I 1515 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,400 have. Thank you. 1516 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:09,840 Dude in our Discord, this guy Ethan, he found just this random 1517 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:14,720 Latino guy that was following people around in like a Walmart 1518 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:16,840 or in a grocery store. And he would just like take a 1519 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,880 picture of a woman and then post it immediately on Twitter and be 1520 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,880 like Grok, make make her nude. Grok, put her in a bikini. 1521 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,560 And you were getting like live updates from this guy as he was 1522 01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:30,000 just like he would just like see someone on the side of the road, 1523 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,560 take a picture of him, be like, make him nude. 1524 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:36,760 This is we're in some sort of like, we're right there. 1525 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:42,600 We're in like a a deep cyberpunkish Black Mirror gooner 1526 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,120 hellscape. It's never been better to be a 1527 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:48,680 woman online. We're one step from Mortal 1528 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,120 Engines. If the women get in, get fed up 1529 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:54,160 enough and decide, you know what, we're leaving and we're 1530 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,680 taking our houses. Away. 1531 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,800 If they wanted to fucking fight back, they could do it too. 1532 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:01,040 They could take pictures of us, make his penis tiny and exposed, 1533 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:05,440 and then send that photo to his wife or something and say he 1534 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:09,280 sent it to me. Woman behavior Why don't you 1535 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:11,160 just. Do the same thing. 1536 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,440 Get as perverted. As we you don't. 1537 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,960 Want to get mugged? Mug us first. 1538 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,880 Fight fire with fire, dude. It's just simple. 1539 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,400 It's just simple tactics. I can't wait to Yeah. 1540 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:27,600 To see the the women you raise, all you have to do go out into 1541 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,000 dark alley, mug them first to have Grog take a picture of 1542 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,800 them. I'm going to keep you safe, OK? 1543 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,680 You just got to do anything a man can do to you. 1544 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:40,000 Worse. In this life, you're either a 1545 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:46,560 victim or a perpetrator. You're either predator or you're 1546 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,040 prey. Which one you going to be? 1547 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,360 Yeah, I'd rather be predator. OK. 1548 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,920 Yeah. Yeah, show them the Predator 1549 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,880 movies first. You're either Arnold or you're 1550 01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:59,560 this big awesome monster. What do you want to be? 1551 01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:05,480 Yeah, my, my daughter's teenage rooms, they have like the skulls 1552 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,480 on the walls, like the predators. 1553 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:08,520 They're trophies. Trophies. 1554 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:13,000 I've haunted everything in the state of Florida that poses a 1555 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,040 threat. Crocodile skin everywhere. 1556 01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:19,160 I'll never be a victim. It's like, I'm pretty sure 1557 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,120 you're the. Problem. 1558 01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,400 Hey, at least I'm not a victim, dude. 1559 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:26,920 Yeah. Colorado's got great prey. 1560 01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,800 His father take us to Colorado. I don't know why it's such a 1561 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:37,200 family thing to bring kids to like museums, but I went to the 1562 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,440 Natural History Museum of Denver because. 1563 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:43,760 It's educational or something. It's educational, but like, I 1564 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:48,480 like to read the plaques. And the kids are just like next, 1565 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,720 next. I got like there was an entire 1566 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,760 like wing of the place that was Australia's like Aboriginal 1567 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,600 stuff. And basically I got that they've 1568 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,560 made boomerangs. And then I kept walking because 1569 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:04,400 the kids were like go, go, go. And I was, I just walked up and 1570 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,280 I was like, there's various boomerangs. 1571 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:07,600 I guess they made those. OK, bye. 1572 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,080 And you're like. Like a boomerang. 1573 01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:17,800 I'd like to go back there. Nah, I'm just like been having a 1574 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:22,120 really bad year, right? You would think, by the way, 1575 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:24,920 that bringing them to like the dinosaur exhibit, they would be 1576 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:29,680 all in wonder, but they were like, next, I'm like, you 1577 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:33,400 realize what you're seeing right now, right, Is these are the 1578 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,040 bones of a dinosaur. But I guess they just don't get 1579 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,600 it. Maybe their brains are small or 1580 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:41,680 something, but. They're they're not even curious 1581 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,240 about what do they like there They. 1582 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,600 Love dinosaurs, but I think they like dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 1583 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,400 when they eat people. I don't think they like looking 1584 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,080 at the skeletons of dinosaurs. I don't think they got that 1585 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:57,040 they're, this is like literally they're skeletons and that's the 1586 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,280 first. This is their bones, This. 1587 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:02,200 Is the first time that they're seeing literally what they are? 1588 01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:03,480 They had some. Great. 1589 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,480 It's not as exciting, I guess I. Guess so. 1590 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,080 I don't know. I have a picture of them at the 1591 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,240 foot of a big T Rex skeleton. That's incredible. 1592 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,240 Seeing AT Rex Skeleton, they were like next. 1593 01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:18,680 OK, all right. Boring. 1594 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:22,040 Lame. I want Minecraft museum. 1595 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,080 Yeah, but it was kids. Fucking shocked. 1596 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,720 They don't even know what's good for him. 1597 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,840 I don't even. Know it's like some things you 1598 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:36,280 put it on like on paper that should check off all the boxes 1599 01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:38,720 of the coolest thing to ever happen to a kid. 1600 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:43,040 And then yeah, I think every parent has that moment like 1601 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:47,600 first and 2nd Christmases, you you buy them toys and then they 1602 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,320 end up playing with the boxes that the toys come in more than 1603 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:52,480 the toys. Madeline still brings up to me 1604 01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:53,800 all the time. She's like, remember when you 1605 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,480 had that big box that you turned into a a school bus? 1606 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,400 And I'm like, that wasn't even a fucking toy. 1607 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,960 I ordered a couch and it came in a big cardboard box and I just. 1608 01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:06,640 Well, boxes are cool. I cut holes in it so it was a 1609 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,200 school bus and I painted it. It looked like a school bus. 1610 01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:11,680 And she's like, that is the best time I've ever had. 1611 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,040 I'm like with a fucking cardboard box. 1612 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,880 I'm fucking I'm. I've given you jewels. 1613 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,520 Yes. And Richie? 1614 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,400 I'm returning tablets. OK, tablets are going to the 1615 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,240 garbage. I'm selling those. 1616 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:27,680 I They've got a really good children's museum and Indy that 1617 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,640 I did like when I was a. Kid slime in it or something. 1618 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:34,400 Well, it's, it's like a big ass museum, but it's it's got 1619 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:39,560 dinosaurs, but not like the bones, you know, they look like 1620 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,560 dinosaurs in the movies and stuff like they're a fake. 1621 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:47,080 And then they just have a lot of like, interactable, like science 1622 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:50,680 experiments in every room where you can, like, you actually get 1623 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:54,040 to do activities when you know, when you're a kid, you want to 1624 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,080 like, be able to touch the shit. And yeah. 1625 01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,280 Do you? Remember like going to like 1626 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,080 Halloween parties and they'd go stick your hand in the bag and 1627 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,520 it's it's, I don't know, they usually put like noodles in 1628 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:09,120 there and they're like it's entrails or worms and stuff 1629 01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:10,320 like. That nobody ever did that. 1630 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,920 They didn't do that. My my my family put. 1631 01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:16,480 Your hand in the my candy bag on my lap. 1632 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,240 It's and one creepy neighbor. Yeah. 1633 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:23,360 It's a snake you're feeling. It's a snake that gets rigid. 1634 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,560 I think they took, you know, the Pickles that are sliced like 1635 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:33,840 into like 1 long strip. They would put those in there 1636 01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,000 and be like, it's a tongue. You're feeling a tongue, stupid. 1637 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:41,160 What? Is they did that. 1638 01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:43,720 Yeah, yeah. I remember having a Halloween 1639 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,240 party where, like, I think my mom had done like all these 1640 01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:50,000 different things where you stick your hand in a box, dude style 1641 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,760 and go. I'm feeling eyeballs. 1642 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,600 They're eyeballs. And my mom would have like a big 1643 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,160 cauldron. She'd put like dry ice in there 1644 01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:59,280 and so there'd be like smoke everywhere in the room. 1645 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,960 She'd be like stick her hand in here and spide her eyes and just 1646 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,880 stuff like that. I thought that was awesome. 1647 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:08,960 I guess not. My mom was really trying to be a 1648 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:11,280 really good parent because she knew the marriage was falling 1649 01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:12,880 apart. So she was like, we're going in 1650 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,680 on Halloween. Halloween is going to be big. 1651 01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:20,240 You will feel guts. You will forget about the 1652 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,600 arguments. You will feel this. 1653 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,480 This is. It's just a a bag with 1000 beer 1654 01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:31,200 cans. Feel this. 1655 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,840 You're feeling the immortal engines. 1656 01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:36,480 Guts. Guts. 1657 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,800 Of immortal engines. This is a marriage graveyard. 1658 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:45,400 Divorce papers. Yeah, there was a completely 1659 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:48,400 separate exhibit for my dad. Yeah, but see your hand in here, 1660 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,120 motherfucker. Feel what this is? 1661 01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:55,480 It feels like a stack of paper. Now scribble your name without 1662 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:57,120 looking. Just sign your name on the 1663 01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:03,400 paper. Oh the ghost pen Pen died 1000 1664 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:07,800 years ago. My, my mom had some good 1665 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:13,400 Halloween parties, but now I see she didn't have great all 1666 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:16,960 parties because she'd get like a lightning machine, like fog 1667 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,280 machine, you know, she'd get like a bunch of kites with keys 1668 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:22,680 to make lightning and but there's never like feel in this 1669 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:28,440 bag of pig, pig balls. It was just like regular. 1670 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,480 It was just like candy and stuff. 1671 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:33,080 But I don't know why she stopped doing this. 1672 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:37,320 At a point she became more or recluse or something. 1673 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:40,680 This party stopped. Yeah. 1674 01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:44,680 Those were post divorce though so I don't know what the big 1675 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,960 deal is. I think at that point, I think 1676 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:51,400 women after divorce, they go, I'm going to celebrate life more 1677 01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,720 and because they feel like the marriage is what was holding 1678 01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:59,080 them back from enjoyment. I don't feel like they had like 1679 01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:03,280 they were not married very long and I think they had a pretty. 1680 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:07,400 Amicable split gotcha. Yeah, I don't think it was that 1681 01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:10,560 much of A like. The chains have broken, now I 1682 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:12,560 can. Now I can live my life. 1683 01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:17,360 They're still pretty chill. Yeah, I think over time people 1684 01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,880 realize that sometimes the marriage isn't the problem 1685 01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,800 sometimes. Sometimes the world is. 1686 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:25,560 What's wearing you down, child? Yeah. 1687 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:32,280 It's a child. The spawn, Yeah, sometimes 1688 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:36,440 everything was going perfect. And then a kid shows up and it's 1689 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:38,040 just like, complicates everything. 1690 01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,880 Like by complete accident, a child is brought into the world 1691 01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:43,800 and it's too late to get an abortion. 1692 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,240 And. Hello. 1693 01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:48,880 World, then he. Comes out and has a little ass, 1694 01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:52,360 a little smart ass. Were were you an accident or. 1695 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:59,280 I don't think the scientists that forged me were intending 1696 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:02,240 for it to come come alive. That's what you're asking. 1697 01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:07,160 Miraculous conception, I think is what they call that. 1698 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:13,200 Yeah, I I don't know, I would, I would assume so, but. 1699 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,760 My dad calls my brother a happy accident. 1700 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:17,680 That's what he calls them. That's sweet. 1701 01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:20,520 Yeah. I was planned, I was formulated. 1702 01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:24,240 They were. My parents were like Professor X 1703 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:27,640 putting together secret ingredients, putting me 1704 01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:31,360 together. Professor Utonian or whatever 1705 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:32,920 his name, yeah. Dad from. 1706 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:34,640 Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff Girls. 1707 01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:39,200 Yeah, he will be the funniest and the nicest. 1708 01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:41,600 And the smartest? Yes, memory. 1709 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:43,840 Don't put that in there. Yeah, yeah. 1710 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,160 Oh, psychotic. Well, I think. 1711 01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:51,760 Like dumped the whole thing. I think making a kid is often 1712 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,680 it, it's like making a zomboid character. 1713 01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:56,240 In order to have some positive traits, you got to get those 1714 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,400 negative traits, you know, so they're like. 1715 01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:02,160 I'm his parents, what do I care if he's got a micro penis? 1716 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:07,080 Honey, if we select micro penis we get 6 points for positive 1717 01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:08,120 traits. Yeah. 1718 01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:12,480 Would you do that to your child? Did you give you your son a 1719 01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:14,520 micro? Penis but you got 6 positive 1720 01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:15,680 traits. That were like well. 1721 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,600 What are the other? Negatives that I could choose 1722 01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,360 from because there's like, smoker, yeah. 1723 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:22,440 I would. Are you kidding me? 1724 01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:24,320 They say smoking is. Bad for your health? 1725 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,560 But like, they also look fucking awesome. 1726 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:30,400 OK, yeah, the small penis is for life. 1727 01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:35,600 So I would assume yeah. And and I honestly, the smoker 1728 01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:38,160 thing, I mean, he could go, he could go into snuff, he could 1729 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:43,360 do, he could do zins, there's nicotine patches you could do. 1730 01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:44,480 I mean, there's a lot of alternative. 1731 01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,120 Like a cop out. Because you're not really 1732 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:47,960 smoking if you do any of those things. 1733 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:51,960 That's true. You know what negative traits 1734 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:54,240 but but. Smoker only gives you like 2 1735 01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,440 points, micro penis would give you like 10. 1736 01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:57,200 That's. True. 1737 01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,720 Fuck, it's a difference. They're not equally bad. 1738 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,800 Is Sunday. Driver still one I can get. 1739 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:04,800 That's where you just drive slow. 1740 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,800 You can't drive. Fast. 1741 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:08,240 It's a negative trait that's kind of positive. 1742 01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:10,320 In real life. I always look at the zomboid 1743 01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:13,040 checklist and go I don't. Know why they're calling that a 1744 01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:15,640 negative? I'll take it as a negative 1745 01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:17,520 because it gives me a little safety. 1746 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,120 Yeah. What's wrong with it? 1747 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,640 Just soaking it all in. You got no rush, you. 1748 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,520 Know you're I don't want my kid. Flying down the street trying to 1749 01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:28,920 impress people, yeah. But I think if I was to, I would 1750 01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:32,160 give my kid Jumbo. Penis and then the negative 1751 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:36,000 traits to pay for the jumbo penis would be ugly 2 left tall 1752 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:42,040 yeah height this club arms no arms yeah don't need this just 1753 01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:47,080 just yeah Rocky Dennis head. You know. 1754 01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:52,840 Stuff like that, yeah. Oh my, is that or? 1755 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,720 Is it comely or what is it? Weird. 1756 01:34:55,240 --> 01:34:58,680 Comely I think is handsome. Homely is is someone you want to 1757 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,440 keep home at home. Don't. 1758 01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:04,000 Yeah, close those fucking blackout curtains. 1759 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,920 They're homely. But then. 1760 01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:10,040 Comely makes you want to come because they're so. 1761 01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:12,080 Handsome. Yeah, they're. 1762 01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:14,640 That's interesting. Comely. 1763 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:18,320 Humly. Chumly and chumly is more. 1764 01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,880 Is he more comely or homely? He's homely. 1765 01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:25,240 He's he's definitely homely. I'm going to start using that 1766 01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:27,080 word to describe. People, it's awesome. 1767 01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:29,680 He's my friend, but he's a little homely. 1768 01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:33,960 He's a little homely, yeah. Is it humbly? 1769 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:35,600 I don't know. I think homely. 1770 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:38,040 I think is it sounds funnier because it just. 1771 01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:39,480 Sounds like someone you would. Keep at home. 1772 01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:43,520 It's probably right too, but like, that's a person that 1773 01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,440 shouldn't go out in public. That's more of a. 1774 01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:49,680 That being awesome. Guys, if you're on like Hinge or 1775 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,040 something, put that in your description. 1776 01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:57,280 I'm a homely individual seeking A comely woman. 1777 01:36:00,680 --> 01:36:02,840 It's it's like romantic. It's like old timey 1778 01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:09,520 Shakespearean. Most people probably wouldn't 1779 01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:10,880 know that. You're calling yourself ugly 1780 01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:13,440 too. But yeah, they probably just 1781 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:16,160 think, oh, this guy is a home. This guy's rich as. 1782 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:19,720 Fuck, that's a benefit? OK, the hell, you're ugly as 1783 01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:21,640 fuck, but. You got a home. 1784 01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:24,280 I. I don't have a home. 1785 01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:26,840 I'm just ugly. I said it right there on my 1786 01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:28,480 profile. I'm homeless. 1787 01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:30,200 I don't know what you're smoking. 1788 01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:33,160 I'm homely and homeless very upfront. 1789 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:39,080 About what to expect. 2 truths and a lie I'm. 1790 01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:44,280 Homely, I'm homeless. I can't think of a third one. 1791 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:47,480 I was never. Great at that game, I heard. 1792 01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:54,000 Cause at some point I wanted to shout out, I ran into a viewer 1793 01:36:54,000 --> 01:37:00,680 of the podcast and a fan of us at a target in Greenwood IN and 1794 01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:04,360 I'm sorry, man. I just want to take a minute to 1795 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,840 say I'm sorry. It's just been it's just been a 1796 01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:12,160 year of let downs from from me. And but before you even start, 1797 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:15,920 don't place this on your own. This is this is 2020. 6 This is 1798 01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:19,320 a new year, OK? You have to lay some of the 1799 01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:24,400 blame because I also have a viewer interaction that I'm 1800 01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,480 laying at this guy's doorstep, OK? 1801 01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:28,400 This is 2026. He caught me. 1802 01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:31,840 Yeah, at a weird time. But you caught me in my 1803 01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:33,280 metamorphosis. Yeah. 1804 01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:35,600 And I feel like some of the blame is. 1805 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:37,640 On the viewer here, but you carry on with. 1806 01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:41,840 Yours. Sorry, Yeah, First off, guy, guy 1807 01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,920 at Target. Fuck you. 1808 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:48,320 OK, taking off. I went in there to get dog food 1809 01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:50,000 and I was. Very hungover from that. 1810 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:55,840 Bachelor party and I forgot like I guess that. 1811 01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:57,840 People know who we are. Or something. 1812 01:37:57,840 --> 01:38:01,360 And he he kind of scared me. So I was grabbing a bag of dog 1813 01:38:01,360 --> 01:38:04,360 food and he was just like, hey, big fan. 1814 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:08,240 And for a second I thought he was talking about the dog food 1815 01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:12,600 brand that I got. And instead of being like, hey, 1816 01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:13,960 thanks, thanks for watching, man. 1817 01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:17,560 I just went what? And he and then he started to 1818 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,280 doubt himself, and he was like a. 1819 01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:22,280 Big fan. For Ed Fables and I was like, 1820 01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:23,960 huh? Oh. 1821 01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:25,360 Yeah. Yeah. 1822 01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:28,000 Well, thanks. Thanks. 1823 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,560 I guess. Yeah, I'm like getting this dog 1824 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:33,480 food, you know, I'm. Going to go pick up my dog for 1825 01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:35,720 my dad's and I looked over and he was basically gone. 1826 01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,320 OK, I blew it. All right, well. 1827 01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:43,400 And I always anytime I have an interaction like that. 1828 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:46,400 I'm always like, I should have been fucking funny or why didn't 1829 01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:48,640 I say something funny? Hey, you're a clown fish. 1830 01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:50,920 Why do you say something funny? And I told you that one time at 1831 01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:53,920 the airport, I can't remember if I talked about this on here or 1832 01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:55,840 not, but a guy recognized me at the airport. 1833 01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:58,400 First interaction. I'm just like, hey, nice to meet 1834 01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,160 you. You're not cool. 1835 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:03,760 And then I go and sit down and I was like, why don't I try to 1836 01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:06,080 spice it up a little? Why don't I give them like a 1837 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:11,000 little like this guy, you know, he, he, he said he thinks the 1838 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,120 podcast is funny. Why don't I do something funny? 1839 01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:16,720 So then I went over to him while he was sitting in his chair and 1840 01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:22,000 I did a like like I crept up to him and he just took out his 1841 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,840 Airpod and was. Like, yeah. 1842 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:27,080 Did not play at all. And I was like, fuck, that was 1843 01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:30,080 so stupid. And now it's like weird because 1844 01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:33,320 I wasn't doing that a minute ago and then I came in too strong 1845 01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:35,120 with it. It's not even that funny. 1846 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,400 Yeah. And then after this Target 1847 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:39,120 incident, I just went out to the parking lot. 1848 01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:42,440 It was like, and my girlfriend's like, what's wrong? 1849 01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:44,360 What happened in there? I'm like, I just fuck it. 1850 01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:45,800 I just. Let a guy down, I feel. 1851 01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:49,000 Like I just, I didn't, I didn't even shake his hand. 1852 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:51,720 I didn't even catch his name. I told him a really boring story 1853 01:39:51,720 --> 01:39:56,760 and then he just disappeared and I thought he was like talking 1854 01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:58,880 about dog food. So I'm sorry. 1855 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,360 I'm sorry, man. I'm going to be going back to 1856 01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:03,880 that target every day and I'm going to be planning some jokes. 1857 01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:09,480 I've got a good one about a plain burger. 1858 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,520 I could do that, yeah. I could tell you about, yeah, 1859 01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:14,280 plain burger. I ate. 1860 01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:16,080 A burger. Well, I. 1861 01:40:16,480 --> 01:40:20,080 Forgot the setup. God damn it I do this to him. 1862 01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:25,840 Be like, hey dude, we got off. On a bad foot last time, could 1863 01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:28,040 you be a waiter at an airport? Yeah. 1864 01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:35,720 And seen and go. I would like a plain burger now, 1865 01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:39,480 you would say. You gave him the role of the guy 1866 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:42,640 that comes up. With the funny line. 1867 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:45,200 Oh fuck, I'm. I'm being very generous here and 1868 01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:51,760 I'm letting you have the joke. Now you say you should. 1869 01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:54,480 Wait to get up in the air? Sure, you're going to have to. 1870 01:40:54,480 --> 01:40:57,560 Wait till you're unboarded up on your aircraft. 1871 01:40:57,560 --> 01:41:03,240 To order that, it's funny every time, yeah. 1872 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,560 It's funny that would I think that would kill. 1873 01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:08,560 I think I think you need. To go back, it's hard to set up. 1874 01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:11,400 Because you have to have somebody completely going along 1875 01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:12,880 with it. That's why it didn't even 1876 01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:14,560 happen. Well, that's why you lit that 1877 01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:16,880 guy. You let him walk away. 1878 01:41:16,880 --> 01:41:21,440 You need to follow. Him I honestly did after it I 1879 01:41:21,440 --> 01:41:23,240 looked down a couple aisles and he was just gone. 1880 01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:26,440 I. Don't know where he worked there 1881 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,080 so I wonder if he just slipped into a back. 1882 01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:30,840 Door or something, but yeah. I was going to find him and be 1883 01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:35,760 like, hey you. Hey asshole, I'm not done with 1884 01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,960 you. I want to tell you more about me 1885 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:43,160 meeting my dad to get my dog. It actually comes around to 1886 01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:45,200 being very funny in the. Second-half. 1887 01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:52,320 I I also had a a. Run in with somebody and it. 1888 01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:56,240 Was under circumstances that we were talking about this earlier, 1889 01:41:56,240 --> 01:41:59,120 like when you're at home for so long. 1890 01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:01,600 I'm I'm a I'm a homely. Guy. 1891 01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:03,680 I'm a guy. That hangs out at home all day 1892 01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:08,640 and I, you know, when I leave, all of a sudden I go like I 1893 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,080 haven't. Interacted sometimes. 1894 01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:14,360 With like another human being in quite some time and I and I 1895 01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:17,960 start going like like anxious at the cash register at the 1896 01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:24,000 cashier. I was at Chipotle with Abby and 1897 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,800 before going into Chipotle, like I, I honestly, I get kind of 1898 01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:31,120 like the heebie jeebies from the urgency of it all where the 1899 01:42:31,120 --> 01:42:33,720 guy's like, what do you want? And I go like, Oh my God, they 1900 01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:35,320 don't give you any time to breathe in there. 1901 01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:39,160 And I'm a burrito and and. And he's like, and I'd already 1902 01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:41,320 planned it out. I was like, what kind of rice? 1903 01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:45,160 I was like burrito, I want the, I want the steak. 1904 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:47,960 I want. Some cheese. 1905 01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:50,000 I want some. Oh, I want that. 1906 01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:54,680 You're doing very good, sweetie. I had it all planned out and. 1907 01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:57,560 He immediately threw a. Wrench in the whole process. 1908 01:42:57,560 --> 01:43:00,200 'Cause I go burrito, he goes, OK, what kind of meat? 1909 01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:03,400 And I go steak, he goes, we're out. 1910 01:43:03,680 --> 01:43:08,360 And the second he says we're out, I, I look down and I'm like 1911 01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,160 trying to find a different meat and a guy. 1912 01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:11,880 Next to me. That isn't ordering. 1913 01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:17,960 It just goes like, Oh my fucking God, Oh my God, is that General 1914 01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:18,840 Sam? Oh my God. 1915 01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:22,360 And I'm like, what? A barbacoa? 1916 01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:24,000 I don't even know how to pronounce that barbacoa. 1917 01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,960 And the guy's like, he pulls out another like tray and he's like 1918 01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:28,040 empty. There's no barbacoa. 1919 01:43:28,040 --> 01:43:30,240 What else? And then I hear the guy going 1920 01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:32,960 like, do you know who that is? Like talking to somebody else in 1921 01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:35,920 the fucking line. You know how embarrassing that 1922 01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:38,360 is to hear somebody else describe who you are. 1923 01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:39,640 He's like, he's like. A YouTube. 1924 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:43,120 Online, he's like a homely content theater. 1925 01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:44,960 He's. Escaped his home. 1926 01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,600 He's outside. And I'm like, I, I don't fight. 1927 01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:48,520 Chicken. I don't care. 1928 01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:51,120 And the guy starts loading up chicken and then it moves down 1929 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:53,680 to the second lady, right? Or the second person in line 1930 01:43:53,800 --> 01:43:57,320 where they do the accoutrements, the toppings, the toppings. 1931 01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:02,240 Yeah, and it moves down and I'm like, I want some like Pico and 1932 01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:03,560 stuff. And no rice. 1933 01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:06,080 Don't ever put rice on a fucking burrito, you'll ruin it. 1934 01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:10,240 OK, right? Dude, all they're trying to do 1935 01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:12,440 is fill up a room in that burrito. 1936 01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:15,520 Have you noticed? If you don't order rice, and if 1937 01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:19,120 you do order rice, the burrito at the end is the same size. 1938 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,720 They use that rice as a way they've already gone past the 1939 01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:24,320 meat, right? Or no? 1940 01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:28,920 They're using that rice. To just fill up space and skimp 1941 01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:31,040 out. On the other goodies, you're 1942 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,640 getting fleece, you're missing out. 1943 01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,360 On accoutrements, you're missing. 1944 01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:36,720 All you're doing is putting a flavourless pile of. 1945 01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:39,440 Shit into your burrito and I'm. Yeah, but I try. 1946 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,880 Guys eat rice. So I'm like, I should eat rice. 1947 01:44:41,880 --> 01:44:47,000 The lady that he passes my burrito to is Muslim. 1948 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,880 Lisa. It's Lisa. 1949 01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:51,960 In every. Way of like mannerisms, how she 1950 01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:54,680 stands, how she acts, her timidness. 1951 01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:58,240 It's just it was like a little neurotic Muslim Lisa. 1952 01:44:58,240 --> 01:45:02,360 She had on the what's a hijab? The one that looks like she's 1953 01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:04,440 about to go bobsledding. What's that thing? 1954 01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:07,080 You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking 1955 01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:08,680 about. She had on the hijab but it was 1956 01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:12,120 just Lisa there and I was. Like I want Pico and I. 1957 01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:15,760 Want cheese? And she's like, OK, And then I 1958 01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:18,600 guess doesn't have a fucking off switch because this guy comes 1959 01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:19,560 over. He's like, hey, dude, can I have 1960 01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,600 a picture? And I'm like, sure. 1961 01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:24,040 And Abby's like, can I take your picture? 1962 01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:28,400 So she takes the phone and the whole time Abby's sitting there 1963 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,240 taking a picture, I see Muslim Lisa in the background. 1964 01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:34,240 Fist fooling. Cheese into my burrito. 1965 01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:38,920 More cheese than I've ever seen. I never said stop. 1966 01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:44,360 And so she's just over there just, yeah, cramming it in, 1967 01:45:44,520 --> 01:45:47,360 shoehorning this cheese. Well, it's because you left all 1968 01:45:47,360 --> 01:45:49,280 that room because you had no rice. 1969 01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:51,200 You got exactly what you want. There was. 1970 01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:53,880 More things I wanted in there besides a fucking bag of 1971 01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:57,760 shredded cheese. So this guy basically fucked it. 1972 01:45:57,760 --> 01:45:59,640 Thank you so much for showing up. 1973 01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:01,560 And like saying. Hi and everything but you fucked 1974 01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:05,680 up my entire order completely ruined probably your day it I 1975 01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:08,280 left the restaurant my hands. Were shaking yeah. 1976 01:46:09,440 --> 01:46:12,000 Ruined my day a little. Bit and the how do you look in 1977 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,360 the picture? I I smoked. 1978 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:15,320 A lot. Before I showed up that might. 1979 01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:18,600 Had something to do with it. I was I like, yeah, it's a 1980 01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:21,200 nightmare. I when when I smoked before a 1981 01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:23,200 social interaction, I plan out how the entire. 1982 01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:26,600 Thing's going to go. And even if that guy wasn't 1983 01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:31,080 there and the guy just goes, the lack of stake would have had 1984 01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:32,520 already. Had my hands. 1985 01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:35,600 Quaking OK. That already had. 1986 01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,200 Me sweating in my pits and my hands were shaking because I was 1987 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,520 like. You. 1988 01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:42,400 Threw off, no BBQ or whatever and then it just felt like a 1989 01:46:42,400 --> 01:46:43,480 gunshot in your chest. The. 1990 01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:47,760 Flow chart's off but I had a flow chart of how this entire 1991 01:46:47,760 --> 01:46:48,720 interaction. Was going to go. 1992 01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:50,240 Until I got back to my. Car. 1993 01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:52,600 Why don't you tell me what you do? 1994 01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:56,720 And that's all and. Anyway, I got back to my house. 1995 01:46:56,720 --> 01:46:59,360 I had to unwrap my burrito. And pull out you. 1996 01:46:59,360 --> 01:47:01,640 Know when you go to the grocery store and you buy like shredded 1997 01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:04,120 mozzarella? It was literally I could have 1998 01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:07,120 filled up a regular a bag of it from the grocery. 1999 01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,400 Store with the amount. Of cheese she put in there. 2000 01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:11,600 It was a criminal. She's trying to kill me. 2001 01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:12,960 A blessing, she's trying to kill me. 2002 01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:16,280 I've got a whole extra bag of cheese in. 2003 01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:17,880 My house some. People would kill for. 2004 01:47:17,920 --> 01:47:20,880 That that's true some. People that eat cereals in my 2005 01:47:20,880 --> 01:47:22,640 walls. Yeah, twice. 2006 01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:25,760 A day I'd love to have you got a burrito and shredded. 2007 01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:26,920 Cheese. Damn. 2008 01:47:27,880 --> 01:47:31,080 Yeah, dude, my car doesn't work. I can't go anywhere. 2009 01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:33,200 And all I have is cereal at the house. 2010 01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:36,720 And Chex mix. But yeah I think it is actively 2011 01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:38,560 like starting to affect me mentally. 2012 01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:41,720 I've been eating honey OS twice a day. 2013 01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:46,160 They are good. I've never had them before but 2014 01:47:46,160 --> 01:47:51,200 there's the pure amount of sugar and I don't know what else is in 2015 01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:55,360 them. Wheat, honey and milk and honey 2016 01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:57,880 and just no. None of the. 2017 01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:00,120 Essential vitamins A boy needs to grow. 2018 01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:04,760 I didn't even remember the last time I had meat or vegetable. 2019 01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:09,480 Really that's that's sad if it's not in chex mixer. 2020 01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:11,560 Honey House I. Haven't had it in about a week. 2021 01:48:11,840 --> 01:48:14,240 Fortnite. That's no, I actually did have 2022 01:48:14,240 --> 01:48:16,480 Chipotle the other day. My girlfriend picked up somebody 2023 01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:21,160 to say, dude, your girlfriend's not doing a lot of well. 2024 01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,960 You know, motherly nurturing that she needs to do She does. 2025 01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:26,960 Realize that being a podcaster. Being a Twitch streamer, you're 2026 01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:29,440 basically a child. She needs to step in. 2027 01:48:30,480 --> 01:48:34,240 You know, it's like really unfair for me that like. 2028 01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,640 Just because she got like her masters and works like a real 2029 01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:40,960 job. And it's like she thinks it's 2030 01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:45,080 like really stressful when she comes home and I'm like, all 2031 01:48:45,080 --> 01:48:47,480 I've eaten today is cereal. She doesn't even feel bad for 2032 01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:48,960 me. She's like, you're a grown ass 2033 01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,440 man. Why are you eating so much 2034 01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:52,920 cereal? And it's like, because I'm 2035 01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:57,920 podcasting lately, like hard day at work for the podcast. 2036 01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:00,560 Yeah, because I've got a podcast later. 2037 01:49:00,560 --> 01:49:01,440 This week. And. 2038 01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:07,720 And my car is not working and she's like, go out there and 2039 01:49:07,720 --> 01:49:10,280 fucking fix it. I'm like, well, I'm not like 2040 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:15,120 that kind of man. Homely, yeah, I'm not wrenchly 2041 01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,040 or whatever. I can't. 2042 01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:17,240 Fix that shit. I'm hungry. 2043 01:49:17,720 --> 01:49:21,120 There's a I've been. Making fun of her dad. 2044 01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:24,280 She called her mom on speakerphone one day. 2045 01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:28,200 Well, her mom was on speaker and the dad was like, like, where? 2046 01:49:28,320 --> 01:49:30,960 What's going on with dinner? And she's like, oh, there's just 2047 01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:32,360 leftovers in the fridge, They're saying. 2048 01:49:32,360 --> 01:49:34,800 And he was like, well, I guess I'll starve. 2049 01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:38,720 That's serious. Just like, well, I guess I'll 2050 01:49:38,720 --> 01:49:40,960 just starve then. And I've just been saying that 2051 01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:43,400 all the time. And I'm like, so you can make 2052 01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:44,560 anything. And she's like, no, I'm not 2053 01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:46,160 going to fucking make anything, OK? 2054 01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:48,560 Like I just got home from work. I'm like, well, I guess I'll 2055 01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:50,720 fucking start. It's 436. 2056 01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:52,800 Abby's probably already got the oven up there heating. 2057 01:49:53,320 --> 01:49:54,400 It's got that shit. Preheat. 2058 01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:59,280 She's a she's a trad wife. OK, you know what we should do? 2059 01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:01,920 Is we should get. Wife swab. 2060 01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:03,960 No, no. No, no, no. 2061 01:50:06,480 --> 01:50:08,880 We. Should get some. 2062 01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:10,440 Like. Maybe. 2063 01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:13,600 Like you know that? Picture of like the the guys 2064 01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:17,040 working on the skyscraper and they're eating lunch up on the 2065 01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:19,840 girder. Yeah, we should have a podcast 2066 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:23,640 where we're green screened up on a girder like that and we got 2067 01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:26,560 little finger sandwiches and and then we send her that podcast. 2068 01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:31,360 Oh, you don't think we work hard here I am above 1928 Manhattan 2069 01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:36,120 when she comes home and I've got my I can. 2070 01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:38,240 Hand in my pants. Bowl of cereal on. 2071 01:50:38,240 --> 01:50:41,560 My belly and I'm watching Smallville and I'm like well 2072 01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:44,320 what you doing? Get the oven preheated. 2073 01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:47,160 Had a hard day worth of work and I came over there ain't no 2074 01:50:47,160 --> 01:50:49,240 dinner made. I just did. 2075 01:50:49,240 --> 01:50:52,680 The worst stream of the year and I'm going to need something. 2076 01:50:52,680 --> 01:50:54,640 Delicious. Yeah. 2077 01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:58,520 Guys, don't buy Pandora, friend. Wait, that's not what it's 2078 01:50:58,520 --> 01:51:02,480 called. Avatar Frontier of Pandora, 2079 01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:06,360 something like that. You know what's the new movie 2080 01:51:06,360 --> 01:51:08,920 that came out, which I haven't? Seen ooby? 2081 01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:13,560 Slop OK, it's actually very beautiful and I am putting a lot 2082 01:51:13,560 --> 01:51:16,360 of the blame on the game because I tried to stream it yesterday 2083 01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:18,240 and it was the worst stream of the year. 2084 01:51:18,480 --> 01:51:22,640 That sucks. A big blockbuster game like that 2085 01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:24,000 is. Is so bad. 2086 01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:27,600 It's not, you know, it's like one of those games where 2087 01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:29,440 everyone says like once. You get the. 2088 01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:32,200 Dragon thing. It's actually really fun. 2089 01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:35,200 When do I fucking get it? I played for five hours. 2090 01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:37,920 Who makes a game? I know a lot of games. 2091 01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:40,040 Obviously you grind in the beginning. 2092 01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:45,160 OK, It's like not always fun. But who makes a game that 2093 01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:47,840 tedious for five hours? Like who's going to want to come 2094 01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:51,760 back and play it? They're just like they're, it's 2095 01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:54,000 like the movies. They're like they're hoping the 2096 01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:57,600 visuals distract you enough where you don't give a shit 2097 01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:00,280 about anything else. And it works in the movies. 2098 01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:01,400 For me it. Does I can sit? 2099 01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:03,160 There and suck on my thumb and watch the movie and be like, 2100 01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:05,720 this is actually beautiful in the game. 2101 01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:09,960 They're like run 4 miles through the forest and go go get a 2102 01:52:09,960 --> 01:52:13,720 little thing. Come back, go it's just fetch 2103 01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:16,680 quest, fetch quest, fetch quest like do little errands, errand 2104 01:52:16,680 --> 01:52:20,920 boy simulator. And then the world is beautiful. 2105 01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:25,960 They're they're throwing in many games that have no right. 2106 01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,960 In a game where I'm a blue monster. 2107 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:31,680 That lives on a on this beautiful planet they have like 2108 01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:35,440 you can do like hacking with the little scanner and hack into 2109 01:52:35,440 --> 01:52:38,840 computers. Those fuckers have got 4 2110 01:52:38,840 --> 01:52:40,440 fingers. They're not built for getting on 2111 01:52:40,440 --> 01:52:43,160 computers and stuff, you know, like they're I should be like 2112 01:52:43,160 --> 01:52:47,040 swinging from the trees. I should be riding a dragon and 2113 01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:50,280 they're like hack into this computer system and unlock the 2114 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:53,120 gate. They always add hacking to games 2115 01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:55,800 for some reason. That's like in every every. 2116 01:52:55,800 --> 01:53:00,000 Game it's the exact same like hacking system as dispatch. 2117 01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:01,320 I don't know if you played that, but it's like. 2118 01:53:02,040 --> 01:53:04,040 Make you go into the computer and then you make the little 2119 01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:10,240 ball like go through the system you're in you're in the only 2120 01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:15,120 you're in I'm in is I'm pissed now all right well on the flip I 2121 01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:17,720 just pulled up Avatar frontiers of. 2122 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:21,440 Pandora it's actually got great ratings. 2123 01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:24,160 I I have a a. Game that I'm. 2124 01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:28,120 Willing to. Vouch for that I picked up 2125 01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:30,840 recently called Cash Grab. Refunded. 2126 01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:37,240 It is $7.00 opposed to Avatar. Frontiers of Pandora. 2127 01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:42,120 Which is $30. Also Avatar Frontiers of 2128 01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:46,600 Pandora, mostly positive reviews, cash grab refunded, 2129 01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:51,520 very positive. OK, now it's only got 181 very 2130 01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:52,960 positive reviews, but they're there. 2131 01:53:54,560 --> 01:53:56,440 This game, it's got it all. You can. 2132 01:53:57,000 --> 01:53:59,600 You can drop kick your friends, you can come. 2133 01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:01,560 You can. Literally you literally. 2134 01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:03,480 Hit the R. Button until you you have to 2135 01:54:03,480 --> 01:54:06,560 build up a bar of jacking off and then you come and the come 2136 01:54:06,560 --> 01:54:10,480 hits the floor and skidders around everywhere and it's I 2137 01:54:10,480 --> 01:54:12,200 don't really know the purpose of the game. 2138 01:54:12,200 --> 01:54:17,560 We just kind of sat there last night and tested it out just 2139 01:54:17,560 --> 01:54:20,440 doing a lot of coming I guess, but it's the game. 2140 01:54:20,680 --> 01:54:24,760 The refunding is in the title, so I'm assuming you're probably 2141 01:54:24,760 --> 01:54:27,520 going to refund it, but I think it's like a lethal company type. 2142 01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:30,920 You can upload an image of yourself and put it on your 2143 01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:33,520 character. And I put that. 2144 01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:36,240 That's cool. Evil picture of me with my 2145 01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:38,880 eyebrows up like this. Yeah, I put that. 2146 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:41,840 On my. Character and it looks perfect, 2147 01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:43,800 absolutely perfect. Sweet. 2148 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:48,040 And guess what, $7.00. So I know there's a lot of 2149 01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:52,600 people that resent the friends slop genre of games. 2150 01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:54,840 You see a lot of people that shit on friends slap. 2151 01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:57,160 You know who shits on that? People with no friends. 2152 01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:59,200 But you ain't got no fucking friends. 2153 01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:04,080 You don't like friends slap, of course, but if you have. 2154 01:55:04,080 --> 01:55:05,520 Friends and you're not a douchebag. 2155 01:55:06,520 --> 01:55:08,960 Cash grab refunded. That's a fucking banger game. 2156 01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:13,640 And if you don't have friends, Avatar Frontiers of Pandora once 2157 01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:15,560 you get your. Ecron I've heard the game 2158 01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:18,520 really. So fetch quest in a beautiful 2159 01:55:18,520 --> 01:55:22,000 Ubisoft dog shit world. Let me look at this game. 2160 01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:26,320 The most fun you can have in it is you can punch basically 2161 01:55:26,320 --> 01:55:28,520 everything. To death, but there's only one 2162 01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:31,680 animation. Yeah, who cares? 2163 01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:34,600 I just have been. Beating everything. 2164 01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,280 To death with my hands. And that was. 2165 01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:40,560 Cash grab refunded. I've only been beaten one thing. 2166 01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:42,480 But it's also to. Death. 2167 01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:45,880 Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's cool, man. 2168 01:55:45,880 --> 01:55:47,560 Really the only game I care about for the. 2169 01:55:47,560 --> 01:55:49,720 Last three weeks is Total War and it's just. 2170 01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:52,560 Not a great you're not on your arc Raiders kid anymore. 2171 01:55:53,280 --> 01:55:57,800 No dude, I just. I'm back on Total War man arc 2172 01:55:57,800 --> 01:56:00,080 Raiders. Is still arc Raiders is was so 2173 01:56:00,080 --> 01:56:03,920 goddamn fun but I. I think I just kind of don't. 2174 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:07,680 Know I got a little tired maybe I maybe I just need to try it 2175 01:56:07,680 --> 01:56:11,920 again and see but got no friends to play it with. 2176 01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:16,160 Dude, you know my fucking. Friends still they all they play 2177 01:56:16,160 --> 01:56:17,360 is League of Legends. OK. 2178 01:56:17,640 --> 01:56:20,840 I can I have a game that never stops? 2179 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:26,240 Can I have a slight? 2026 confession. 2180 01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:30,120 Yeah, of course. I played a riff. 2181 01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:33,760 Today. And it felt good. 2182 01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,640 Oh my God, it felt. Good dude I. 2183 01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:39,720 Felt like Uncle Rico putting on a Letterman. 2184 01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:41,640 Jacket dude. I felt like I was like. 2185 01:56:42,560 --> 01:56:44,040 You don't want to be like Uncle Rico. 2186 01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:47,200 I'm back, OK. I'm. 2187 01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:49,160 Dude, I'm about. Ready just so I can play with my 2188 01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:51,640 friends to just fucking TiVo and top. 2189 01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:55,320 Lane still hits it hits destruction. 2190 01:56:55,320 --> 01:56:59,320 Man, top lane, it still hits. I did. 2191 01:56:59,320 --> 01:57:03,400 Well, I I was happy. I don't think I've lost on the 2192 01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:04,560 riff. Since I started playing, I 2193 01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:06,320 played one today, I played two yesterday. 2194 01:57:07,840 --> 01:57:09,760 It's all I've been playing since I got back. 2195 01:57:10,600 --> 01:57:14,440 I'm fully addicted. It's just not a good game for 2196 01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:16,520 productivity. I mean Total War is horrible for 2197 01:57:16,520 --> 01:57:19,000 my productivity. Yeah, now I'm start mixing in 2198 01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:20,040 League of Legends. What? 2199 01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:22,240 Then I start playing some CS GO again or something. 2200 01:57:23,240 --> 01:57:23,960 Then what? What? 2201 01:57:23,960 --> 01:57:27,120 When does it end? I start playing balloons, tower 2202 01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:29,600 defence, line rider. I regress. 2203 01:57:29,600 --> 01:57:34,280 All the way back. Snake IO making line line rider 2204 01:57:34,280 --> 01:57:38,040 maps for hours. I. 2205 01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:41,880 Genuinely think line rider. Is a better game than Avatar 2206 01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:43,800 Frontiers Pandora? No offense to anyone, that's a 2207 01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:49,840 big, I think if I was way more into the the IP, I don't think 2208 01:57:49,840 --> 01:57:52,880 anybody's into the IP of there are people. 2209 01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:56,720 That like learn. Navi, I think the avatar. 2210 01:57:56,720 --> 01:58:01,960 IP has been. Fanfare for Stuff is usually 2211 01:58:01,960 --> 01:58:03,680 such a grassroots movement. This. 2212 01:58:03,680 --> 01:58:06,960 Is like a top down. Thing the first movie came out 2213 01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:11,120 and it was a technological achievement, not a cultural like 2214 01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:12,880 7. Not a cultural achievement. 2215 01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:14,960 Nobody gave a fuck about it and then? 2216 01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,280 It's just been so ham fisted. Into us. 2217 01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:20,680 Like, of course kids are going to be into it because it's the 2218 01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:23,360 corporations have willed it to be, you know? 2219 01:58:23,360 --> 01:58:26,840 You know, I have that tattoo of the Navi tail, head, tail going 2220 01:58:26,840 --> 01:58:27,920 all the way down my back. Yeah. 2221 01:58:29,600 --> 01:58:33,200 And I got the Korich scars scarified. 2222 01:58:33,200 --> 01:58:38,400 On me RDA. I love the RDA humans. 2223 01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,600 And I got I'm going to turn. Into a Navi and get. 2224 01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:44,160 Those little sunglasses, that's all I want. 2225 01:58:44,880 --> 01:58:49,040 Yeah, that would be cool. I would become a Navi. 2226 01:58:50,360 --> 01:58:53,000 I'd become one. They're like 9 feet tall and 2227 01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:54,880 they're so agile. I think the. 2228 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:57,960 Agility is Bizzle. Would shut his fucking mouth in 2229 01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:59,840 two seconds if I. Turn into a Navi and did a 2230 01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:02,880 handspring. That would be the first thing I 2231 01:59:02,880 --> 01:59:04,120 did. I wouldn't even take a step. 2232 01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:06,720 It would say while. You're in the now that you've. 2233 01:59:06,720 --> 01:59:08,960 Brain linked with the Navi. You need to take a minute to 2234 01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:12,120 acclimate yourself. Be be careful and I would 2235 01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:14,960 instantly throw myself backwards. 2236 01:59:15,280 --> 01:59:17,240 Into. A handspring, A backflip without 2237 01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:21,160 even jumping, spinning a circle backwards incredibly fast. 2238 01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:26,840 I'm so strong, yeah. No, I really. 2239 01:59:26,840 --> 01:59:27,480 In real. Life. 2240 01:59:27,480 --> 01:59:30,000 Maybe this will be my serious New Year's resolution. 2241 01:59:30,640 --> 01:59:34,160 I would like to do the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like 2242 01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:38,400 walk into a room with a cane and then crumble roll stand. 2243 01:59:38,400 --> 01:59:41,880 Yeah, that actually does seem really. 2244 01:59:41,880 --> 01:59:43,480 I would love to be able to do that. 2245 01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:48,400 Yeah, and I feel like that's a. Feasible thing because he was 2246 01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:49,040 old. Yeah. 2247 01:59:50,240 --> 01:59:54,880 And he did it, Would you? Wear a suit too, or just. 2248 01:59:55,080 --> 01:59:58,080 Just regular. Clothes if I could confidently. 2249 01:59:58,080 --> 02:00:00,320 Do it. I'd do it in most rooms I walked 2250 02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:04,120 into, yeah. My my fear is whenever people 2251 02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:05,560 do. Have you ever seen someone? 2252 02:00:05,560 --> 02:00:08,800 Trying to do something acrobatic like a backflip and then while 2253 02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:11,400 they're flipping, their foot accidentally clips like a kid in 2254 02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:14,160 the head or something. Or like they fuck up and like 2255 02:00:14,160 --> 02:00:17,560 hit somebody or knock over something and it takes all the 2256 02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:19,440 aura away. I would be afraid I'd do the 2257 02:00:19,440 --> 02:00:23,160 roll and then my foot would grab like a table runner and yank all 2258 02:00:23,160 --> 02:00:24,920 the plates off the table or something. 2259 02:00:24,920 --> 02:00:28,080 You're scared of falling into aura debt in your in your home? 2260 02:00:29,080 --> 02:00:32,200 Yeah. That's that's like our social 2261 02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:34,600 credit score in. This house, how much negative 2262 02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:39,880 aura till you get divorced? What do you have to like kick 2263 02:00:39,880 --> 02:00:42,040 one of your kids in the. Head while doing it and then 2264 02:00:42,040 --> 02:00:44,120 fall down the stairs and break that window. 2265 02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:48,800 At the bottom, how embarrassing would it have to be for Abby to 2266 02:00:48,800 --> 02:00:54,600 be like, I'm done roll around the entire house just. 2267 02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:56,600 Breaking everything. Oh God. 2268 02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:57,960 Oh God, I can't. Stop. 2269 02:01:02,040 --> 02:01:03,760 I don't know. I don't know. 2270 02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:06,560 I, I mean, I, I like professionally, I. 2271 02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:09,520 Pride in just agitating her, but it's never in a way that makes 2272 02:01:09,520 --> 02:01:11,720 me pathetic. It's more in a like an I'm an 2273 02:01:11,720 --> 02:01:14,720 instigator. Like she like she's one of those 2274 02:01:14,720 --> 02:01:16,000 people that's like January started. 2275 02:01:16,000 --> 02:01:19,000 I'm going to start working out. So she did a huge leg workout 2276 02:01:19,840 --> 02:01:23,240 and her legs are killing her today. 2277 02:01:23,240 --> 02:01:25,440 And so, like, when she goes to like, sit down the couch, she's 2278 02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:26,880 like, it looks like she has hemorrhoids. 2279 02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:29,960 She's like grabbing the. The arm of the couch and slowly 2280 02:01:29,960 --> 02:01:33,440 lowering herself and I earlier today I was like, come on, give 2281 02:01:33,440 --> 02:01:37,080 me a piggyback ride. What gives You used to do it all 2282 02:01:37,080 --> 02:01:39,080 the time. What gives She's like seriously, 2283 02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:41,360 stop fucking with me. But it's stuff like that. 2284 02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:44,400 It's not so like directly embarrassing to me. 2285 02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:49,080 I don't know. I I think I could get pretty 2286 02:01:49,080 --> 02:01:53,680 pathetic before she leaves me. I think I think I should stage a 2287 02:01:53,680 --> 02:01:57,200 break in and you like you like throw. 2288 02:01:57,200 --> 02:01:59,240 Her, the gun and like. Crawl on the ground and start 2289 02:01:59,240 --> 02:02:02,640 like pissing and rolling. Around or something I think. 2290 02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:05,800 You could hit a limit of pathetic that she would not 2291 02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:08,040 trust you anymore. That's true. 2292 02:02:09,320 --> 02:02:13,600 I think if you were looking for an an out, yeah, I can help you. 2293 02:02:15,480 --> 02:02:18,200 We stage a break in where I walk in the front door and we start 2294 02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:20,960 making out on the cash. I think. 2295 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:25,480 Honestly I think as long as the Patreon checks keep coming in. 2296 02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:32,040 She's here to stay. Yeah, she could. 2297 02:02:32,040 --> 02:02:34,400 Catch you fingering me in the mouth and. 2298 02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:38,880 You would probably. Still stay dude, I don't know. 2299 02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:42,200 Have I ever told you on here about my friends from college 2300 02:02:42,200 --> 02:02:43,800 that talked? About how they would. 2301 02:02:44,400 --> 02:02:49,240 Like I tried to explain this on stream yesterday and like by 2302 02:02:49,240 --> 02:02:53,320 proximity, it's hard to talk about because of how insane it 2303 02:02:53,320 --> 02:02:59,520 sounds, but these two guys, they were roommates, really good 2304 02:02:59,520 --> 02:03:00,720 friends of mine. They were roommates. 2305 02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:01,960 In. College. 2306 02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:03,400 Yeah. And they were roommates. 2307 02:03:05,560 --> 02:03:08,280 They they told me once that sometimes they just get really 2308 02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:10,880 hammered and like if they tried to hit on chicks. 2309 02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:13,040 And it didn't work out. That night at the bar, they just 2310 02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:16,680 go home, like smoke weed and take turns like sucking each 2311 02:03:16,680 --> 02:03:22,200 other's fingers. And the way that they pitched it 2312 02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:25,600 to me was like this. Is the most normal thing in the 2313 02:03:25,600 --> 02:03:29,000 world, and it's actually. Like very smart to do because 2314 02:03:29,560 --> 02:03:32,040 not a bit, not a bit. They're like, doesn't it feel 2315 02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:33,400 good when you get your fingers sucked? 2316 02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:39,480 I'm like, I don't know, I guess like, like maybe like if you're 2317 02:03:39,480 --> 02:03:41,800 like doing so, you know, you throw a thumb in. 2318 02:03:41,800 --> 02:03:44,200 Their mouth or something? And they're like, yeah, 2319 02:03:44,200 --> 02:03:46,080 sometimes we just do that to each other. 2320 02:03:46,080 --> 02:03:48,480 Like I thought they were completely joking. 2321 02:03:48,480 --> 02:03:52,280 I'm pretty sure they're like dead serious and it's such a 2322 02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:54,920 I've ever just been like, that's OK. 2323 02:03:55,080 --> 02:04:00,080 Well, that might be as close as you can to being gay then, no? 2324 02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:01,920 I was, I think. I remember the time being like. 2325 02:04:02,000 --> 02:04:05,160 Yeah, it's pretty gay, man. They're like, no, it's no, it's 2326 02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:07,120 not. It's not, is the thing. 2327 02:04:07,120 --> 02:04:08,400 Yeah, they're like, but that's it's. 2328 02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:10,960 You were like riding such a razor. 2329 02:04:10,960 --> 02:04:14,000 Line. It definitely is, but it's like, 2330 02:04:15,160 --> 02:04:18,840 but it like which one's gayer? Probably the one sucking the 2331 02:04:18,840 --> 02:04:23,400 finger, but they would they would talk about and I like I 2332 02:04:23,880 --> 02:04:25,960 remember being like, listen guy, if you're trying. 2333 02:04:25,960 --> 02:04:27,760 To talk me into getting my fingers sucked. 2334 02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:31,760 In this house or something, I think I might have to pass, but 2335 02:04:31,760 --> 02:04:36,080 they were so like confident and casual about the way that they 2336 02:04:36,080 --> 02:04:38,240 brought it up that I remember leaving and being like, do you 2337 02:04:38,240 --> 02:04:41,880 think it's gayer? Am I being like, am I being 2338 02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:44,320 ridiculous for thinking that's a ridiculous thing to do? 2339 02:04:44,320 --> 02:04:48,040 With your roommate, it's pretty. Ridiculous, but is it gayer to 2340 02:04:48,040 --> 02:04:51,160 be like suck these or is it gayer to be the one? 2341 02:04:51,160 --> 02:04:55,120 Sucking, I think being the one sucking, yeah, I don't know if 2342 02:04:55,120 --> 02:04:58,080 they do too. I think they would do index and 2343 02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:02,320 just have them suck. On it, just have the you look 2344 02:05:02,320 --> 02:05:03,840 away and you have the other guys. 2345 02:05:03,840 --> 02:05:05,800 Suck on your finger for the sensation. 2346 02:05:06,440 --> 02:05:10,000 And it's hard to. Imagine that wouldn't be sexual 2347 02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:11,680 because why else would you look away? 2348 02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:16,800 Why would you get your finger sucked unless you know it's 2349 02:05:16,800 --> 02:05:19,240 like? Why not just maybe do? 2350 02:05:19,240 --> 02:05:22,120 Give each other like. I mean, a hand massage is also 2351 02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:24,320 pretty gay, but. No, a hand my. 2352 02:05:24,400 --> 02:05:28,680 Hand massage is to really feels really nice yeah yeah like 2353 02:05:28,680 --> 02:05:31,800 there's nothing there's. Nothing wrong with like like a 2354 02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:33,320 shoulder. Massage to your. 2355 02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:36,160 To your male friend. No, I've got a stiff neck right 2356 02:05:36,160 --> 02:05:37,320 now if happy. We're here. 2357 02:05:37,320 --> 02:05:39,440 I'd have. Him rub that out right now and I 2358 02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:41,120 feel like a hand massage while being more. 2359 02:05:41,120 --> 02:05:48,800 Intimate has more plausible. Deniability, but you don't get a 2360 02:05:48,800 --> 02:05:53,920 lot of deniability. Yeah, sucking finger, but no. 2361 02:05:53,920 --> 02:05:56,600 There's if you're just that comfortable in your own. 2362 02:05:56,600 --> 02:05:59,480 Skin, I guess you're. Like hey look, it feels good and 2363 02:06:00,440 --> 02:06:04,200 there better be sexual, better be some BBQ sauce or something 2364 02:06:04,200 --> 02:06:06,120 on that thing. I think dry. 2365 02:06:06,120 --> 02:06:08,400 Just dry. Just dry. 2366 02:06:08,400 --> 02:06:10,240 Clean finger. Damn. 2367 02:06:11,560 --> 02:06:13,440 Whipped cream does. That make it worse. 2368 02:06:13,440 --> 02:06:16,720 Or better, worse. Is in more gay? 2369 02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:22,840 But not as in that's not in not as in like that's bad. 2370 02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:27,040 Honestly, I. Think we need to have? 2371 02:06:27,040 --> 02:06:30,840 Was I jealous that my roommate never even thought to suck my 2372 02:06:30,840 --> 02:06:32,000 finger? Yeah. 2373 02:06:32,600 --> 02:06:35,680 And I'm very. Curious how the first time that 2374 02:06:35,680 --> 02:06:39,720 discussion came up went. Is it a casual? 2375 02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:42,280 Hey, wouldn't it be funny? It was probably right after they 2376 02:06:42,280 --> 02:06:44,960 finished sucking each other's. Penises and realized they didn't 2377 02:06:44,960 --> 02:06:48,480 like it. Is they're just like, that's 2378 02:06:48,480 --> 02:06:51,240 messy. That's messy and I fear. 2379 02:06:51,760 --> 02:06:53,800 Too gay, but the. Finger. 2380 02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:58,240 Is there one slight step below this? 2381 02:06:59,960 --> 02:07:01,040 Not all the way. Back. 2382 02:07:01,840 --> 02:07:07,000 Because I enjoyed aspects of it. Yeah, yeah. 2383 02:07:07,560 --> 02:07:09,840 Yeah, I'm. I feel like I should have. 2384 02:07:09,880 --> 02:07:12,000 Asked them one day. Like did you guys ever fuck each 2385 02:07:12,000 --> 02:07:14,240 other? No judgement, I just got to know 2386 02:07:14,240 --> 02:07:15,920 if the fingers are where. It stopped. 2387 02:07:16,120 --> 02:07:19,320 That is so like close to being gay. 2388 02:07:19,320 --> 02:07:22,000 Without it, I don't think I can find anything closer. 2389 02:07:22,880 --> 02:07:24,480 You know what I mean? Like one of them had a 2390 02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:26,840 girlfriend at a point. I'm like, do you tell her that? 2391 02:07:26,840 --> 02:07:29,320 Like, hey, my roommate and I, we used to suck each other's 2392 02:07:29,320 --> 02:07:31,080 fingers. Or do you just never bring that 2393 02:07:31,080 --> 02:07:32,720 up? But they brought it up to me 2394 02:07:32,720 --> 02:07:37,040 like unprompted is like, this is a thing we do sometimes. 2395 02:07:37,040 --> 02:07:42,520 It feels awesome. And I was like, what are you 2396 02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:44,440 talking about? That's that's great have. 2397 02:07:44,440 --> 02:07:47,720 You ever seen those videos? Of like Mallard ducks like how 2398 02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,560 they'll like go into the water, but their. 2399 02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:53,320 Their their coat of feathers is so hydrophobic that it like 2400 02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:56,440 pushes the surface of the water beneath them so they're not 2401 02:07:56,440 --> 02:08:00,160 actually getting wet if the water was gayness like these 2402 02:08:00,160 --> 02:08:04,760 guys are somehow dipping into the gay's fear perfect without 2403 02:08:04,800 --> 02:08:08,840 being quite gay like it's they're getting head from a 2404 02:08:08,840 --> 02:08:10,120 chick while. Sucking on. 2405 02:08:10,360 --> 02:08:12,920 Their boys fingers. I mean, it's a genius. 2406 02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:14,240 It's it's. Insane. 2407 02:08:14,400 --> 02:08:18,280 It's it's it's this is. This is the type of shit paste. 2408 02:08:18,680 --> 02:08:19,880 This is the. Type of shit that would have 2409 02:08:19,880 --> 02:08:22,320 kept Stephen Hawking awake for for days. 2410 02:08:22,320 --> 02:08:24,720 You would have been in there doing internal calculations. 2411 02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:31,360 Too gay or not too gay? Yeah, yeah. 2412 02:08:31,560 --> 02:08:33,200 These guys aren't gay. They're. 2413 02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:36,560 Anti straight. It's a new a new type of matter, 2414 02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:39,280 a new type. Of gay so comfortable with each 2415 02:08:39,280 --> 02:08:43,960 other's friendship and I, Stephen Hawking AM. 2416 02:08:43,960 --> 02:08:46,520 Curious that the sensation would feel. 2417 02:08:48,200 --> 02:08:49,640 Yeah. Every guy that would go in there 2418 02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:52,800 and they'd tell him, they'd be like, well see, that's not gay. 2419 02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:57,720 Because I also would like to. Get in on the finger sucking as 2420 02:08:57,720 --> 02:09:02,200 long as all 12 of us are sure that we know this is the kind of 2421 02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:03,680 the. Straightest thing you can do 2422 02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:05,760 with. A friend I would also like to 2423 02:09:05,760 --> 02:09:11,760 get my fingers sucked. Every top scientist can be gay 2424 02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:13,960 because I like. Doing it too now. 2425 02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:19,240 And then they make a book of people that are OK with it and 2426 02:09:19,240 --> 02:09:21,840 they buy an island. Where they do it together and. 2427 02:09:22,040 --> 02:09:25,520 Fly out to it. Let's let's just all suck each 2428 02:09:25,520 --> 02:09:31,720 other's fingers one after. Another index, middle ring, 2429 02:09:31,760 --> 02:09:34,760 pinky, no thumb. The thumb. 2430 02:09:34,760 --> 02:09:40,400 Isn't really no BBQ sauce? Insight is nothing nothing just 2431 02:09:40,400 --> 02:09:41,480 raw. Would it be? 2432 02:09:41,480 --> 02:09:43,680 Would it be weirder if you just ate a bag of chips and you're 2433 02:09:43,680 --> 02:09:45,840 like yo, clean? These dude. 2434 02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:47,800 There. Is are you kidding me? 2435 02:09:48,120 --> 02:09:50,760 There is so much extra plausible. 2436 02:09:50,760 --> 02:09:54,360 Deniability. Your friend could just be like, 2437 02:09:54,960 --> 02:09:56,640 are you kidding? No. 2438 02:09:56,640 --> 02:09:59,200 Then you're trying too hard to cover it up if you're like. 2439 02:09:59,360 --> 02:10:01,520 Dude, he was just sucking the dust off my fingers. 2440 02:10:02,240 --> 02:10:04,520 You're you're the person getting their fingers sucked is 2441 02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:07,480 definitely covering it up, but the guy that's doing the sucking 2442 02:10:07,480 --> 02:10:08,280 he. Could just be. 2443 02:10:08,840 --> 02:10:11,080 Really, really. He could have smoked a lot of 2444 02:10:11,080 --> 02:10:13,760 weed, no, And he could be like dust off. 2445 02:10:13,760 --> 02:10:16,440 That's the best part. That's the best part of the BBQ 2446 02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:18,040 chip bag is. Sucking. 2447 02:10:18,040 --> 02:10:19,320 The dust off your. Fingers. 2448 02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:23,760 You don't want the dust? Is this guy kidding me? 2449 02:10:24,000 --> 02:10:25,600 RIP off. Is this guy fucking with me 2450 02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:26,200 right now? You give. 2451 02:10:26,200 --> 02:10:29,360 Me the dust. That's a good friend, Bing. 2452 02:10:29,360 --> 02:10:31,760 Bottle boom, I'll suck the dust off. 2453 02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:36,480 That's a good friend, yeah. They were the best of friends. 2454 02:10:39,960 --> 02:10:42,960 I always felt. Like I was kind of just a third. 2455 02:10:42,960 --> 02:10:46,080 Party and there, you know, they say I might think it's. 2456 02:10:46,080 --> 02:10:49,160 Time to go home. I'm free to clear out. 2457 02:10:49,160 --> 02:10:51,360 Man, we got two big. Bags of chips. 2458 02:10:51,360 --> 02:10:52,360 We're going to try to blow through. 2459 02:10:52,360 --> 02:10:56,360 What do you mean, go home? You just you just put out the 2460 02:10:56,360 --> 02:10:58,800 appetizers. Yeah, you. 2461 02:10:58,800 --> 02:11:01,080 Lowered the lights and put out. The bag of chips I thought we 2462 02:11:01,080 --> 02:11:02,400 were about to. Watch a movie. 2463 02:11:02,880 --> 02:11:04,800 No. It's finger sucking time, right? 2464 02:11:09,440 --> 02:11:10,760 My. Girlfriend's cool with it, She. 2465 02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:14,600 Said it's just finger sucking. It's not gay, it's just fun to 2466 02:11:14,600 --> 02:11:17,440 do. No, that's it is, but it it does 2467 02:11:17,440 --> 02:11:20,280 pose a very interesting. So guys, comment down below. 2468 02:11:21,680 --> 02:11:23,960 And is it gay to? Suck your roommate's finger 2469 02:11:24,560 --> 02:11:26,440 also, I cannot emphasize enough that. 2470 02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:28,360 This is not. Like a. 2471 02:11:28,800 --> 02:11:31,280 Like, oh, this is something happy and I did or something, 2472 02:11:31,280 --> 02:11:33,920 you know, and I'm like testing the waters to feel like it's OK 2473 02:11:33,920 --> 02:11:37,160 to tell people about. Yeah, these are two real people 2474 02:11:37,160 --> 02:11:42,760 I know I went to college with. And you know, by all accounts, I 2475 02:11:42,760 --> 02:11:44,840 think they're they're doing great in the real world. 2476 02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:46,760 And one of them just bought a house. 2477 02:11:46,840 --> 02:11:49,640 His girlfriend lives with him, has a successful podcast. 2478 02:11:49,880 --> 02:11:51,840 They don't, I don't think they they live in the city. 2479 02:11:52,280 --> 02:11:56,000 They live in a different city. But. 2480 02:11:57,440 --> 02:12:00,640 Is it better or worse than toes? Let me know. 2481 02:12:01,440 --> 02:12:03,560 It is because it's more phallic than a toe. 2482 02:12:03,720 --> 02:12:06,400 It's way better that toes. Is a completely. 2483 02:12:06,400 --> 02:12:08,400 Different. Fucking kink level. 2484 02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:10,200 You never hear about hand fetish. 2485 02:12:10,640 --> 02:12:14,480 Yeah, toes would be. They would need to go to a. 2486 02:12:14,480 --> 02:12:18,160 Fucking psychological. Facility or something they. 2487 02:12:18,240 --> 02:12:22,520 Need to get that zapped out. Yeah, I would release Nurse 2488 02:12:22,520 --> 02:12:24,120 Ratchet on those two if they were doing. 2489 02:12:24,120 --> 02:12:26,880 If they were sucking each other's toes, I'd be like, guys, 2490 02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:28,920 it's OK. You can just say, you can just 2491 02:12:28,920 --> 02:12:30,600 tell me that you're no, you guys were banking. 2492 02:12:30,640 --> 02:12:33,800 Each other. I think most gay dudes would be 2493 02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:38,200 curling their lip up at the van. The thought of that just on the 2494 02:12:38,200 --> 02:12:40,000 couch. Sucking each other's toes. 2495 02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:42,160 That's a shame. I should bring it to next. 2496 02:12:42,880 --> 02:12:44,840 I have a gay doctor. Friend, I'm going to bring this 2497 02:12:44,840 --> 02:12:49,920 up to him because he's. Both a mind doctor and a gay 2498 02:12:49,920 --> 02:12:51,440 man. I'll be like you might be the 2499 02:12:51,440 --> 02:12:54,800 most well equipped to answer this this quandary I have 2500 02:12:54,800 --> 02:12:56,120 hypothetical. Not me. 2501 02:12:56,120 --> 02:12:58,880 I can't emphasize enough. These two guys that were 2502 02:12:58,880 --> 02:13:00,760 roommates were sucking each other's fingers. 2503 02:13:01,440 --> 02:13:02,880 What? But yeah, what do you make of 2504 02:13:02,880 --> 02:13:04,640 that? By all accounts, they've never 2505 02:13:04,640 --> 02:13:08,160 gone further. And. 2506 02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:13,200 They would they Did you ask him? Did they get hard? 2507 02:13:15,280 --> 02:13:16,800 You know, at the time I was pretty. 2508 02:13:16,800 --> 02:13:18,960 Shocked and I. Wasn't asking a lot of follow up 2509 02:13:18,960 --> 02:13:21,280 questions. I just imagined that white 2510 02:13:21,280 --> 02:13:23,400 Lotus. Scene also like incredibly high. 2511 02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:28,160 Like what? You guys are doing what here? 2512 02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:32,040 Have you seen that? White Lotus scene with Sam 2513 02:13:32,040 --> 02:13:33,840 Rockwell where? He's talking about. 2514 02:13:34,680 --> 02:13:38,680 The lady boys, lady boys, my roommates and I would go home, 2515 02:13:38,680 --> 02:13:40,440 get high and suck each other's fingers. 2516 02:13:40,680 --> 02:13:43,480 Touched the Goggin's. Face like what? 2517 02:13:45,040 --> 02:13:48,400 That is kind of how I felt that. Like and I feel like they were 2518 02:13:48,400 --> 02:13:51,000 both. Like comfortable enough that if 2519 02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:53,520 they. Were gay, they would have just, 2520 02:13:54,640 --> 02:13:59,400 you know, been openly gay. So it's like a very curious, 2521 02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:04,200 well, maybe that's the answer, curiosity, but it's a very 2522 02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:08,600 curious quandary. 1 I don't think they were curious anymore. 2523 02:14:08,600 --> 02:14:09,840 I. Think they were curious? 2524 02:14:09,840 --> 02:14:12,480 They tried it out and loved it and they kept doing it. 2525 02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:16,840 I almost want to say to point to like one of them called it off 2526 02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:19,200 or something or like and the other. 2527 02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:24,240 One was acting mean about it. Well, where are you going 2528 02:14:24,240 --> 02:14:26,920 tonight? Are you going to suck somebody 2529 02:14:26,920 --> 02:14:28,000 else's fingers? Huh. 2530 02:14:28,080 --> 02:14:29,320 How many? Fingers. 2531 02:14:29,320 --> 02:14:32,840 Do they have 10? I'm going to kill you. 2532 02:14:33,480 --> 02:14:34,680 Yeah. I mean I. 2533 02:14:34,680 --> 02:14:38,320 Only tried it one time. Look how they sucked the bone. 2534 02:14:38,360 --> 02:14:41,360 Off my finger. Yeah, and I heard the one 2535 02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:43,280 roommate lost all of his fingers. 2536 02:14:43,280 --> 02:14:47,360 I'll never tell who it was. I do. 2537 02:14:47,400 --> 02:14:49,720 I should honestly call them because I miss the. 2538 02:14:50,240 --> 02:14:52,160 I miss one of. Them he was like what ended up 2539 02:14:52,320 --> 02:14:53,520 I. Hung out with them all the time 2540 02:14:53,520 --> 02:14:56,560 in college but I wonder if it'd be weird to call them for the 2541 02:14:56,560 --> 02:15:00,120 first time in like 5 years and be like I need a couple more 2542 02:15:00,120 --> 02:15:04,840 details. You can call them what was Oh, 2543 02:15:04,880 --> 02:15:07,960 you maybe I'll I'll bring. It up to him at some point. 2544 02:15:07,960 --> 02:15:09,240 And be like. I need you to. 2545 02:15:09,240 --> 02:15:09,880 Do a. Call in. 2546 02:15:09,880 --> 02:15:12,520 Segment on the podcast to answer a couple of questions. 2547 02:15:13,600 --> 02:15:17,360 Does he know? Does he know about the podcast I 2548 02:15:18,040 --> 02:15:19,800 I saw? I saw him in. 2549 02:15:19,800 --> 02:15:21,920 Chicago a couple of years ago and I like. 2550 02:15:22,200 --> 02:15:24,200 Told him what I did and I know he like. 2551 02:15:24,200 --> 02:15:29,520 Built a gaming computer and has discord and stuff but I don't 2552 02:15:29,520 --> 02:15:31,240 think like none of my friends watch this. 2553 02:15:31,240 --> 02:15:34,240 Hopefully he's not like, I mean, he could be an active viewer and 2554 02:15:34,240 --> 02:15:40,240 he's like, hey, what the hell, I told you that in privacy. 2555 02:15:43,560 --> 02:15:46,000 No, I remember I told you. That I was gay. 2556 02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:46,360 You're. You're. 2557 02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:49,640 You're misleading the story he just grabs. 2558 02:15:49,640 --> 02:15:53,160 The reins and goes no, that was you and happy telling me. 2559 02:15:55,360 --> 02:16:01,360 Don't bend this shit on me. It's like the ending of Shutter 2560 02:16:01,440 --> 02:16:05,560 Island. I'm like I want to get to the 2561 02:16:05,600 --> 02:16:07,960 bottom of this. You 2 are sucking each other's. 2562 02:16:07,960 --> 02:16:13,000 Fingers. What's what's worse, to die a 2563 02:16:13,000 --> 02:16:16,560 straight man or live? A guy sucking on another. 2564 02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:22,600 Dude's fingers closeted finger sucker 2026. 2565 02:16:22,600 --> 02:16:24,120 You should be able to tell people about finger. 2566 02:16:24,120 --> 02:16:28,640 Sucking. I've never tried it. 2567 02:16:30,960 --> 02:16:34,600 I wake up in a strange. Where my arms are. 2568 02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:38,200 Closed. That's I wake up, I'm. 2569 02:16:38,200 --> 02:16:40,240 Still in the apartment, getting my fingers sacked that. 2570 02:16:45,120 --> 02:16:49,160 'D be a nightmare, have you? Have you seen the I it always. 2571 02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:52,559 I know your food's ready. I always have to think for a 2572 02:16:52,559 --> 02:16:55,000 while. There's ones that are like, I 2573 02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:57,480 think I would always pick modern day, sorry, I'm like getting way 2574 02:16:57,480 --> 02:17:00,360 ahead of myself. But they're like, you go back to 2575 02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:06,240 2010 with all your current memories or $5,000,000 right 2576 02:17:06,240 --> 02:17:10,639 now. It's such a tough 'cause it's 2577 02:17:10,639 --> 02:17:14,320 like you could be you. Get a lot of things for. 2578 02:17:14,799 --> 02:17:15,520 For sure. Yeah. 2579 02:17:15,520 --> 02:17:17,559 Yeah. Well, but see, here's the 2580 02:17:17,559 --> 02:17:18,959 problem. 'Cause I. 2581 02:17:18,959 --> 02:17:20,719 Would almost. On one hand. 2582 02:17:20,719 --> 02:17:25,639 It's like life extension. And you could invest in Bitcoin, 2583 02:17:25,639 --> 02:17:28,879 you could invest in NVIDIA, you know, you could make buku bucks. 2584 02:17:29,639 --> 02:17:33,320 But also like for you, I think it gets more complicated because 2585 02:17:33,320 --> 02:17:38,760 what I think about is like, well, I then have to like ensure 2586 02:17:38,760 --> 02:17:43,959 that my nephew gets born and that like certain people, you 2587 02:17:43,959 --> 02:17:45,040 know? And then on one hand I'd be 2588 02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:48,680 like, I got to make sure like some of my family members don't 2589 02:17:48,680 --> 02:17:51,360 die in blah, blah, blah. And it's like, that would be a 2590 02:17:51,360 --> 02:17:55,799 noble cause, but also like, then what if I don't be my girlfriend 2591 02:17:55,799 --> 02:17:58,559 at the same like also then you're hanging. 2592 02:17:58,600 --> 02:18:01,480 I'd be hanging out with my friends that are all 12 years 2593 02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:07,639 old, having the mind of a much more pessimistic man, and they 2594 02:18:07,639 --> 02:18:10,080 they'd annoy the fucking shit out of me. 2595 02:18:10,520 --> 02:18:13,240 Don't hang out then. Well, I still would play Star 2596 02:18:13,240 --> 02:18:15,480 Wars with them. Well, I would one of those still 2597 02:18:15,480 --> 02:18:17,760 have those friendships. So you're trying, you're trying 2598 02:18:17,760 --> 02:18:22,559 to go back in time and then just do the same as possible. 2599 02:18:22,559 --> 02:18:25,520 But with a lot more money. Oh wait, you get the money if 2600 02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,440 you go back in. Time. 2601 02:18:27,240 --> 02:18:29,440 No, no, no. I would go back in time and 2602 02:18:29,559 --> 02:18:31,760 start. Working and like buy some 2603 02:18:31,760 --> 02:18:34,799 Bitcoin or something. And I'd be telling my friends 2604 02:18:34,799 --> 02:18:37,320 like, you got to do this. And I'd go to that Rust event 2605 02:18:37,320 --> 02:18:39,760 and I'd meet you. And I'd still do the podcast, 2606 02:18:40,840 --> 02:18:45,360 but I'd just have, you know, I, I would love to start from the 2607 02:18:45,360 --> 02:18:46,400 very. Beginning a. 2608 02:18:46,400 --> 02:18:48,559 Second time. But what if your daughter you 2609 02:18:48,680 --> 02:18:50,400 like you have? This time it's so right. 2610 02:18:50,400 --> 02:18:52,040 No. Oh my God, no. 2611 02:18:52,440 --> 02:18:53,799 This is. You act like I. 2612 02:18:53,799 --> 02:18:56,639 Why would I go back in time and relive the exact same life? 2613 02:18:56,639 --> 02:18:58,480 You have the same memory that's fucking. 2614 02:18:58,480 --> 02:19:01,840 You know your daughters. I knew my past daughters from 2615 02:19:01,840 --> 02:19:03,840 when I before I went. Back in time. 2616 02:19:04,120 --> 02:19:07,840 This is a completely different shoot of possibility. 2617 02:19:08,440 --> 02:19:10,559 You'd just be like, bye, girls. What if you had two boys? 2618 02:19:10,559 --> 02:19:12,080 Yes, I would. I would have. 2619 02:19:12,120 --> 02:19:16,320 I would still have kids. And then I, yeah, super, I 2620 02:19:16,320 --> 02:19:18,200 might. If it's if the girls don't name 2621 02:19:18,200 --> 02:19:20,000 them the same but like I think that's something. 2622 02:19:20,000 --> 02:19:23,440 That. You go, I'm assuming this entire 2623 02:19:23,440 --> 02:19:26,000 timeline just gets cut, like, yeah. 2624 02:19:26,639 --> 02:19:29,840 And then you just go back and you get to relive. 2625 02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:31,719 Yeah. I mean, the people that end up 2626 02:19:31,719 --> 02:19:34,120 on their deathbed, they're like, I would, I would do it the exact 2627 02:19:34,120 --> 02:19:37,760 same. Really the exact same you'd do 2628 02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:41,680 it the exact same fuck, dude. I mean, there's a world out 2629 02:19:41,680 --> 02:19:43,840 there where you're like a, a fighter pilot. 2630 02:19:43,840 --> 02:19:46,360 You there's a, there's so. Many things to do out. 2631 02:19:46,360 --> 02:19:47,959 There I don't want to. Be a fighter pilot. 2632 02:19:47,959 --> 02:19:50,640 I want to be a podcaster. I would try to get the exact 2633 02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:52,920 same I'm Oh I would still be doing for the most. 2634 02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:56,240 Part I'd still be doing YouTube for sure but I just have a VFX 2635 02:19:56,240 --> 02:19:58,120 team because I would have made. All my Bitcoin. 2636 02:19:58,120 --> 02:19:59,120 Millions. I would definitely be. 2637 02:19:59,120 --> 02:20:01,080 Navigating it in a different way, yeah. 2638 02:20:01,160 --> 02:20:04,600 And I would not really like 500 videos that just fucking. 2639 02:20:04,600 --> 02:20:08,680 Suck in the beginning to just you'd start instant, you'd have 2640 02:20:08,680 --> 02:20:10,800 all the knowledge yeah, instantly just coming out with 2641 02:20:10,800 --> 02:20:14,520 pretty good videos that's. Yeah, in 2010. 2642 02:20:15,200 --> 02:20:17,000 Oh my God. Yeah, that'd be killer. 2643 02:20:17,560 --> 02:20:20,920 It'd be hard though, because how old would you be in 2010? 2644 02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:25,840 I would be 20 I guess. You would see you could make a 2645 02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:27,360 lot of this. I'd be a 12 year. 2646 02:20:27,360 --> 02:20:29,600 Old with this mind and I'd be like. 2647 02:20:30,560 --> 02:20:34,280 I don't know if I'd immediately tell my mom and dad like, I'm 2648 02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:38,280 not the son you had yesterday, OK, I'm going to be cussing and 2649 02:20:38,280 --> 02:20:41,800 I'm going to be drinking beer. You guys just got to be chill 2650 02:20:41,800 --> 02:20:46,040 and you got to do the I can't do these investments. 2651 02:20:46,640 --> 02:20:51,720 I need you guys to believe a 12 year old to invest in a thing 2652 02:20:51,720 --> 02:20:57,320 that you've never heard of. And also also remember that guy 2653 02:20:57,320 --> 02:21:01,280 from The Apprentice? You need to make my little 2654 02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:03,800 siblings. At the exact same time, I think 2655 02:21:03,800 --> 02:21:05,920 they would actually be like. One but I'd. 2656 02:21:06,160 --> 02:21:09,320 Be like, what do you mean the guy from The Apprentice? 2657 02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:12,160 Donald Trump, The guy from The Apprentice. 2658 02:21:13,160 --> 02:21:14,920 Yeah, you won't believe. Where he's going to be in a 2659 02:21:14,920 --> 02:21:16,320 couple of years. Trust. 2660 02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:21,720 Me, you know, Jeffrey Epstein, the financier, the financier, he 2661 02:21:21,840 --> 02:21:24,760 at this point, he had already. Been like sued or not sued, but 2662 02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:28,240 he had been like. I think investigated. 2663 02:21:28,240 --> 02:21:31,600 So I think it was kind of out in the open already, but it would 2664 02:21:31,600 --> 02:21:32,640 be like. What an epic. 2665 02:21:32,640 --> 02:21:35,280 Responsibility and people are like, I love P Diddy's new 2666 02:21:35,280 --> 02:21:36,640 music. I'd be like, well, well. 2667 02:21:36,880 --> 02:21:39,560 Your kids won't. You might love it, but your kids 2668 02:21:39,560 --> 02:21:44,040 are going to hate it. It would just be hard. 2669 02:21:44,040 --> 02:21:47,280 I'd be like when when did like was there any like big? 2670 02:21:47,280 --> 02:21:49,640 Disasters I could avoid. I'd be like, I don't remember. 2671 02:21:49,640 --> 02:21:53,160 What year they happened? Like when was like shutter 2672 02:21:53,160 --> 02:21:54,240 shades? Boston, I guess. 2673 02:21:54,880 --> 02:21:55,400 Like what? Yeah. 2674 02:21:56,440 --> 02:21:59,000 I just have to I'd. Try to help where I could. 2675 02:21:59,000 --> 02:22:01,560 But. I would, I wouldn't help 2676 02:22:01,560 --> 02:22:02,280 nothing. I would. 2677 02:22:03,040 --> 02:22:04,720 I would, I would. You know what? 2678 02:22:04,720 --> 02:22:07,160 Things are just going to happen. Regardless. 2679 02:22:08,120 --> 02:22:10,840 I might call General Soleimani and I might call him and be 2680 02:22:10,840 --> 02:22:13,880 like, there might be a Hellfire missile coming for you at some 2681 02:22:13,880 --> 02:22:15,400 point. It'd be very awkward. 2682 02:22:15,400 --> 02:22:17,080 I'd be 12. I'd be like trying to hit on 2683 02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:18,680 grown women. They'd be like, get away from 2684 02:22:18,680 --> 02:22:20,800 me, little creep kid. Like no. 2685 02:22:20,800 --> 02:22:24,120 Listen, lady, it's not. It's not. 2686 02:22:24,360 --> 02:22:25,920 You're not a pedophile. Kind of. 2687 02:22:25,920 --> 02:22:29,440 Technically, well, you are, but. OK, yeah, I hadn't. 2688 02:22:29,440 --> 02:22:33,560 Thought about that aspect of it. Yeah, well, you'd still just be 2689 02:22:33,560 --> 02:22:34,920 with Abby. Abby, 10 years. 2690 02:22:34,920 --> 02:22:36,800 Ago we started banging when we were teachers. 2691 02:22:38,960 --> 02:22:41,640 Yeah, a grown ass man banging. You'd be like, sorry. 2692 02:22:41,640 --> 02:22:45,040 Abby, I just got a. New lease on life I'm. 2693 02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:48,200 Investing. In Bitcoin and NVIDIA and I'm 2694 02:22:48,200 --> 02:22:54,160 having new kids. Listen lady, you got to scram, 2695 02:22:54,160 --> 02:22:55,520 OK? I'm making good. 2696 02:22:55,520 --> 02:23:00,520 Videos now. Trust in an alternate world you 2697 02:23:00,520 --> 02:23:02,840 you're with a fucking loser for most of your. 2698 02:23:02,840 --> 02:23:06,120 Teens in your 20s, this is. Better for both of us. 2699 02:23:06,120 --> 02:23:07,520 OK, I'm going to. I'm going to cut you. 2700 02:23:09,560 --> 02:23:11,520 You go get the. Man, that your parents always 2701 02:23:11,520 --> 02:23:13,880 wanted some baseball player, you know? 2702 02:23:14,000 --> 02:23:16,520 You you'll end up having a baby on one hit beer in the. 2703 02:23:16,560 --> 02:23:21,040 Other, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. 2704 02:23:21,840 --> 02:23:24,720 Yeah, I saw that the other day and I got tortured for like. 40 2705 02:23:24,720 --> 02:23:26,440 minutes I'm. Like wait, this isn't a real 2706 02:23:26,760 --> 02:23:28,280 thing that I can do either way I. 2707 02:23:28,640 --> 02:23:30,240 Was like, do I just take the money though? 2708 02:23:30,280 --> 02:23:34,480 I just take 5 million right now 'cause I, I would just be scared 2709 02:23:34,560 --> 02:23:36,080 or even, you know, playing with the past. 2710 02:23:36,080 --> 02:23:38,960 Like then what if one of my heads you die? 2711 02:23:39,640 --> 02:23:42,480 You have like this like reconstructorist like. 2712 02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:44,680 View of going back in time like I need to make. 2713 02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:47,000 Sure, it all plays out exactly as it is. 2714 02:23:48,160 --> 02:23:49,840 Maybe because I like the way things are. 2715 02:23:49,840 --> 02:23:52,960 Well then don't go in the past. Well, that's why the Quan 2716 02:23:52,960 --> 02:23:53,360 that's. Why? 2717 02:23:53,360 --> 02:23:55,320 It's a tough decision. It's not a tough decision for 2718 02:23:55,320 --> 02:23:56,200 most people. It's. 2719 02:23:56,200 --> 02:23:59,880 Like 5 million or like. I do when people are billions of 2720 02:24:00,160 --> 02:24:01,240 like. When they have billions of 2721 02:24:01,240 --> 02:24:03,320 dollars, what? Are what are the things that 2722 02:24:03,320 --> 02:24:06,920 they spend money on? Hunting people, private chefs, 2723 02:24:07,480 --> 02:24:10,720 people to do things that take the time. 2724 02:24:10,720 --> 02:24:13,800 Out of their. Day because time is the one 2725 02:24:13,800 --> 02:24:17,080 thing you can't buy with money. If you're giving me the 2726 02:24:17,080 --> 02:24:21,160 opportunity to go back a decade, that is something that literally 2727 02:24:21,160 --> 02:24:23,880 nobody can do. Not even Elon Musk can go back a 2728 02:24:23,880 --> 02:24:25,160 decade. He can go get. 2729 02:24:25,280 --> 02:24:27,800 Fucking hair. Plugs and shit, yeah. 2730 02:24:28,560 --> 02:24:31,920 Still can't go back in time. Yeah, I guess I'd probably go 2731 02:24:31,920 --> 02:24:33,200 back, but then I would. Be. 2732 02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:34,520 You'd be ahead of the curve dude. 2733 02:24:35,120 --> 02:24:36,960 We'd both. We'd both go. 2734 02:24:36,960 --> 02:24:39,600 Back and then I'd be fighting you to maintain the timeline. 2735 02:24:39,600 --> 02:24:41,200 And you'd turn into an evil villain. 2736 02:24:41,800 --> 02:24:43,680 And I'd have to probably kill you at some point. 2737 02:24:45,480 --> 02:24:49,280 Listen, man, I got to make sure my nephew's born and I'd be. 2738 02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:51,840 Making YouTube videos going I know idubs is cool right? 2739 02:24:51,840 --> 02:24:54,760 Now, but he's a real fucking pussy in the future. 2740 02:24:54,960 --> 02:24:59,240 Trust me on this, he guys just go out and buy at least one 2741 02:24:59,240 --> 02:25:00,840 Bitcoin, OK? I'm promise you. 2742 02:25:01,160 --> 02:25:03,920 Promise you, you. Know what I would do? 2743 02:25:03,920 --> 02:25:07,160 My one virtuous thing I would do is I would find that guy that 2744 02:25:07,160 --> 02:25:09,800 bought the. Pizzas with the Bitcoin in 2011? 2745 02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:15,760 Hold on, I'll say dude, here's the money for the pizzas, OK, 2746 02:25:15,960 --> 02:25:16,800 you save. That. 2747 02:25:16,800 --> 02:25:21,440 Bitcoin trust cause in that picture it's him and his family. 2748 02:25:21,440 --> 02:25:24,640 He has kids. Like, I think someone like 2749 02:25:25,400 --> 02:25:27,560 tallied up how much money he would have had and it was 2750 02:25:27,560 --> 02:25:29,560 millions upon millions. Like like I would. 2751 02:25:29,560 --> 02:25:31,760 Be set up for life. I would find him. 2752 02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:34,200 I wouldn't be able to take that. And I would say I would not be 2753 02:25:34,200 --> 02:25:35,680 able to be him. I would say give me a couple of 2754 02:25:35,680 --> 02:25:38,640 Bitcoin, Yeah, and I'll buy your pizzas. 2755 02:25:39,200 --> 02:25:40,880 You get those pizzas. Give me half the pizza. 2756 02:25:41,320 --> 02:25:46,960 And give me you're going to. Thank me one day, drop the pizza 2757 02:25:46,960 --> 02:25:47,680 on the. Ground. 2758 02:25:48,000 --> 02:25:53,200 Yeah, suck my finger. I've got a billion dollars. 2759 02:25:53,200 --> 02:25:54,960 Suck my finger in this guy's life. 2760 02:25:55,040 --> 02:25:57,400 Take a picture. The same picture of him with the 2761 02:25:57,400 --> 02:25:59,080 pizzas. It would be recreated but him 2762 02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:02,560 sucking my finger I'd. Go to the same college, I'd make 2763 02:26:02,560 --> 02:26:06,040 the same friends and I'd be like I have to know more the day 2764 02:26:06,040 --> 02:26:08,280 before. You go, I have a great idea. 2765 02:26:08,280 --> 02:26:11,240 You guys suck on my fingers when I don't find a date. 2766 02:26:15,040 --> 02:26:18,640 Guys, I got an idea. Then I find out through the time 2767 02:26:18,640 --> 02:26:20,360 loop that I was the one that started. 2768 02:26:20,360 --> 02:26:23,080 It the whole time they never wanted to suck fingers. 2769 02:26:24,480 --> 02:26:27,960 You would have to I remembered how I was there. 2770 02:26:27,960 --> 02:26:29,520 That might be the most evil thing you. 2771 02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:31,360 Could do is find 2. Guys that you? 2772 02:26:31,920 --> 02:26:34,040 Going back in time, finding two guys that you know. 2773 02:26:34,040 --> 02:26:37,320 Suck fingers and then just ending up in a situation where 2774 02:26:37,320 --> 02:26:42,840 you have them both sucking pin guys sucking on each. 2775 02:26:43,240 --> 02:26:44,680 Whoa, there's enough fingers for. 2776 02:26:44,680 --> 02:26:47,760 All of you don't touch. Them Hey, don't fight each 2777 02:26:47,760 --> 02:26:48,920 other. I'll take these shoes off. 2778 02:26:48,920 --> 02:26:51,520 OK, I'll give you something else to suck on. 2779 02:26:52,480 --> 02:26:54,480 I'll give. You, you fun dip and I'll give 2780 02:26:54,480 --> 02:26:58,160 you Cheeto. Let's see who has the most fun. 2781 02:27:00,920 --> 02:27:02,760 Yeah, I honestly. Probably just wouldn't go I feel 2782 02:27:02,760 --> 02:27:04,600 like. A tribal like. 2783 02:27:05,320 --> 02:27:08,840 Like a Stone Age warlord. If I had men sucking on my 2784 02:27:08,880 --> 02:27:12,920 fingers. It's one of the more classically 2785 02:27:12,920 --> 02:27:14,360 masking. No, it's so. 2786 02:27:14,480 --> 02:27:16,920 It's so emasculating. For the dudes. 2787 02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:19,680 That are sucked for them which makes it clean my. 2788 02:27:19,680 --> 02:27:23,400 Fingers off. Yeah, Put a little Purell on 2789 02:27:23,400 --> 02:27:25,400 your. Tongue and suck on these things 2790 02:27:26,040 --> 02:27:28,880 seems somebody. Misplaced single ply in my. 2791 02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:32,000 Toilet to get a little bit of grummage. 2792 02:27:34,920 --> 02:27:38,200 Clean it off for me my good friend. 2793 02:27:38,960 --> 02:27:41,520 Have a guy doing like a banana leaf cooling you down. 2794 02:27:41,880 --> 02:27:44,720 You're eating Buffalo wings. I don't want to clean my. 2795 02:27:44,720 --> 02:27:49,400 Fingers off servants. Oh, all the way back in 2010. 2796 02:27:49,400 --> 02:27:52,480 I think I'll take the Pelican today and have the banana leaf 2797 02:27:52,520 --> 02:27:56,400 and. One day they'll be air 2798 02:27:56,400 --> 02:28:01,480 conditioning, they'll be cars. For now, I will enjoy the. 2799 02:28:01,480 --> 02:28:05,520 Splendors of my men. One of these. 2800 02:28:05,520 --> 02:28:06,880 Days I'll invent. Women. 2801 02:28:09,640 --> 02:28:11,960 I forgot back in these days. They were only men. 2802 02:28:17,960 --> 02:28:19,800 I pay. You guys enough money to feed 2803 02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:22,720 this delusion. You never bring up a woman in my 2804 02:28:22,880 --> 02:28:29,520 my presence. I'd live in a big cave, big fire 2805 02:28:29,520 --> 02:28:33,400 in the middle if you have enough money. 2806 02:28:33,400 --> 02:28:35,000 You could do any experience, you could have a. 2807 02:28:35,040 --> 02:28:38,840 Your own Westworld. But instead. 2808 02:28:38,840 --> 02:28:41,520 Of Cowboys Stoney, it's a little different. 2809 02:28:42,560 --> 02:28:46,160 Requires no animatronics. Just. 2810 02:28:46,320 --> 02:28:47,320 Requires a. Cave. 2811 02:28:49,120 --> 02:28:51,640 With any amount of money you can go find a cave. 2812 02:28:53,160 --> 02:28:57,360 Only the richest can go find a fucking cave and build a fire in 2813 02:28:57,680 --> 02:28:59,800 there. Build a fire. 2814 02:28:59,800 --> 02:29:01,800 In a cave. And have a man sucking his 2815 02:29:01,800 --> 02:29:02,560 finger. In it. 2816 02:29:04,280 --> 02:29:05,760 Opulence. Can you go back in time to? 2817 02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:08,840 Make a billion dollars your opulence, yeah. 2818 02:29:09,760 --> 02:29:13,040 I'm not really 12. I have the mind. 2819 02:29:13,040 --> 02:29:16,280 It's much more mature for my age now that we've. 2820 02:29:17,120 --> 02:29:17,960 Fully. Explored. 2821 02:29:17,960 --> 02:29:19,360 This. Would you try to do the same 2822 02:29:19,360 --> 02:29:22,920 thing again or would you go to? Your make everything different 2823 02:29:23,840 --> 02:29:27,720 or would you go to everything would change Funny how a 2824 02:29:27,720 --> 02:29:29,360 conversation. Can change everything. 2825 02:29:29,360 --> 02:29:32,200 You thought you knew. I never even considered that. 2826 02:29:32,200 --> 02:29:34,720 Last night. When I when I saw that TikTok 2827 02:29:34,720 --> 02:29:39,960 that posed that question, Yeah. Anyways, yeah, it's past five. 2828 02:29:40,440 --> 02:29:42,320 I hear Abby clinging some pots and pans. 2829 02:29:42,320 --> 02:29:45,840 Around aggressively. Yeah, guys, the moral is that 2830 02:29:45,840 --> 02:29:48,280 even if we could go back in time, we'd still end up back on 2831 02:29:48,280 --> 02:29:50,640 Forehead Fables. With a better name, it would. 2832 02:29:50,640 --> 02:29:53,840 Be the same podcast, but I would definitely approach you way 2833 02:29:53,840 --> 02:29:55,200 earlier. Bigger fables, yeah. 2834 02:29:56,200 --> 02:30:00,600 And I'd go like each one of these fingers tells a story. 2835 02:30:00,600 --> 02:30:02,600 Let's call it something. Where guests will say. 2836 02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:06,760 Yes to coming on the show. And where it's just. 2837 02:30:06,760 --> 02:30:10,920 Steal the name of a Oh yeah, like a much Yeah, The Sam Rogan 2838 02:30:10,920 --> 02:30:14,480 Experience, which is called the. Joe Rogan Experience. 2839 02:30:16,840 --> 02:30:21,880 I'm Joe Rogan and I'm Elon Musk. They weren't born yet in 2010. 2840 02:30:24,320 --> 02:30:28,320 Yeah, that'd be cool. Anyways guys this. 2841 02:30:28,320 --> 02:30:30,480 Is an exciting new cereal time. Yep. 2842 02:30:30,880 --> 02:30:32,800 It's not for me. It's not cereal. 2843 02:30:32,800 --> 02:30:34,080 Time. That's for after dinner. 2844 02:30:34,080 --> 02:30:35,640 That's a little midnight sinking, honey. 2845 02:30:35,800 --> 02:30:37,800 OS with the little. Rice Krispies on top. 2846 02:30:37,800 --> 02:30:39,800 It's nice. I'm thinking I think for the pop 2847 02:30:39,800 --> 02:30:43,440 oven roasted chicken with. Carrots and I think Brussels is 2848 02:30:43,440 --> 02:30:46,240 what we're having. Or I think no, she's doing like 2849 02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:48,520 blistered tomatoes with some sort of like she makes like a 2850 02:30:48,520 --> 02:30:51,360 cream sauce. It goes on pasta and it's like a 2851 02:30:52,120 --> 02:30:55,760 it's delectable. I'd pay $1000 just to suck that 2852 02:30:55,760 --> 02:30:57,640 cream sauce off your fingers when you're done. 2853 02:30:57,680 --> 02:31:00,120 Eating it. Well. 2854 02:31:00,560 --> 02:31:02,640 Sadly, I'm not gay. That's Abby's job. 2855 02:31:03,200 --> 02:31:06,560 Abby, clean these off. Yeah, yeah. 2856 02:31:06,560 --> 02:31:08,000 Later tonight you're going to be like Abby. 2857 02:31:08,000 --> 02:31:11,160 I've got a crazy idea. I want to try something. 2858 02:31:12,720 --> 02:31:17,960 It's not heterosexual, trust me. We're just dipping in. 2859 02:31:18,200 --> 02:31:21,120 To heterosexual, would you? Mind if I went on a hiking trip 2860 02:31:21,120 --> 02:31:23,000 with my friends? And you found. 2861 02:31:23,000 --> 02:31:25,760 Out we were just sucking on each other's fingers No, you're. 2862 02:31:25,760 --> 02:31:27,800 Going to go in there and be like, Abby, can you suck my 2863 02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:31,480 fingers? It's not straight OK. 2864 02:31:33,320 --> 02:31:37,800 I it's just seeing Ruth it's it's gay to have a woman suck on 2865 02:31:37,800 --> 02:31:38,560 your. Fingers. 2866 02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:42,880 OK, you just say it's. Nothing, it's not any form. 2867 02:31:42,880 --> 02:31:45,840 Of sexual, I just think it'd be. Just be like poop. 2868 02:31:45,840 --> 02:31:48,240 Told me this funny story. So I think we should try this 2869 02:31:48,240 --> 02:31:52,360 thing out, Spice things off a little in the bedroom. 2870 02:31:52,800 --> 02:31:55,400 Can I suck your fingers? See how that turns out? 2871 02:31:55,760 --> 02:31:58,440 I feel like I would probably get my finger bit really bad. 2872 02:32:00,800 --> 02:32:04,360 Yeah, I don't think Abby would be the type that would just suck 2873 02:32:04,360 --> 02:32:05,720 your finger. Unprompted. 2874 02:32:05,720 --> 02:32:08,560 Out of the bedroom. Well, I didn't think those guys. 2875 02:32:08,560 --> 02:32:10,840 Were the type to suck each other's fingers, but you never 2876 02:32:10,840 --> 02:32:12,080 really know until you ask. Yeah. 2877 02:32:13,760 --> 02:32:16,280 It's crazy that people are just allowed to get their own homes 2878 02:32:16,280 --> 02:32:18,160 and do crazy shit in them and they don't tell. 2879 02:32:18,160 --> 02:32:19,920 US. You know what I mean? 2880 02:32:20,600 --> 02:32:22,640 There's so many secrets secrets out there. 2881 02:32:22,640 --> 02:32:25,800 If you now here's a question, would you rather go back in time 2882 02:32:25,800 --> 02:32:27,480 a decade? And know what you know now. 2883 02:32:27,480 --> 02:32:29,240 Or would. You rather know all the secrets 2884 02:32:31,040 --> 02:32:33,520 of just all this. You go, you go. 2885 02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:36,720 Here's a. No, no, you don't just get them 2886 02:32:36,720 --> 02:32:38,200 flooded. In because then your brain would 2887 02:32:38,200 --> 02:32:40,960 blow up but you go like, oh, I wonder what happened? 2888 02:32:40,960 --> 02:32:46,840 In area. 51 And then you just know that would be awesome 2889 02:32:46,840 --> 02:32:49,720 because I do often when I drive by people's houses. 2890 02:32:49,720 --> 02:32:52,080 I just always like what does it look? 2891 02:32:52,080 --> 02:32:55,120 Like in there, I want to know the layout of their house and if 2892 02:32:55,120 --> 02:32:57,880 I if that counts as a secret and I could be like it's a secret to 2893 02:32:57,880 --> 02:33:00,840 you. I know every type, every trinket 2894 02:33:00,840 --> 02:33:03,600 they have in their home. Dude, you'd be awesome. 2895 02:33:03,840 --> 02:33:06,560 You'd be an insane. Cat burglar, if you like, could 2896 02:33:06,560 --> 02:33:09,200 just have. Like a mind connection to. 2897 02:33:09,200 --> 02:33:13,920 Trinkets you. Know like yeah, they have a gold 2898 02:33:14,080 --> 02:33:15,640 bar coin. Shut up, honey. 2899 02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:18,440 I I feel a 15th century ceremonial. 2900 02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:20,680 Opium. Pipe somewhere in the vicinity. 2901 02:33:21,960 --> 02:33:24,840 And also they suck each other's fingers in there. 2902 02:33:25,520 --> 02:33:28,000 Holy shit. Behind those two guys. 2903 02:33:28,000 --> 02:33:30,520 Sucking each other's fingers. There's actually a very nice 2904 02:33:30,520 --> 02:33:32,560 opium pipe. We need to take. 2905 02:33:33,760 --> 02:33:37,400 Yeah, classic clarinet. All right, I'm out of here. 2906 02:33:38,360 --> 02:33:39,840 All right, see you. Guys, we'll see you. 2907 02:33:39,840 --> 02:33:41,320 Next year. Yeah, next. 2908 02:33:41,440 --> 02:33:41,720 Year.