1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,880 Glozell is doing $1500 a cameo. Holy shit dude. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:09,840 If it all crumbles, if if the empire falls, I have a back up 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,080 plan. I can do cameos. 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,760 You were saying earlier that I need to expand my horizons. 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:21,240 Boom. Nick Icato Avocado $500 a video. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,880 I'll do cameos and they have an impersonator section. 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,400 I can do a lot of good impressions. 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:32,960 Hit hit us in one, let it RIP. Merge merge hey. 9 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,160 Guys, how you doing? It's kind of a nighttime 10 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,680 episode. Doing a little bit of a 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,320 nighttime episode. Feeling like a night owl today 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:56,440 and. It's February 1st, 2026, and we 13 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,120 are recording a nighttime episode just so it can be out 14 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,880 extra early. Yeah. 15 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,080 So I can't wait till the 2nd. Can't do it during the day, 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,720 during the second. We wanted to get one out early 17 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,440 for you guys, so if it's only later than that, probably got 18 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,960 hung up at the editors or something, maybe as a good 19 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,160 excuse. Little nervous about the Super 20 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,080 Bowl coming up. Yeah, that's coming up in like a 21 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:24,360 week or something. I predict the Seahawks will win. 22 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,720 Wait, let me see, guys. I bet you guys money. 23 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:35,080 I bet the Seahawks win 2913 Patriots. 24 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,320 They beat the Patriots. OK. 25 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,680 It's pretty, it's pretty specific scoring you're you're 26 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,960 betting on. They're like. 27 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:49,040 A on Kenneth Walker doing a lot, yeah. 28 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,360 Have have you ever used that? What's it called? 29 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,840 Polymark, the name of it, the crazy, like the bedding. 30 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,640 There's like a a bedding. App no, I've got a pretty every 31 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,000 vice I've ever tried I've like really enjoyed and gambling. 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,640 I intentionally try to kind of stave. 33 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:12,560 Off Polly market I believe. Yeah, free advertisement for you 34 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,440 fuckers. Yeah, now I've I've Lord knows 35 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,560 I've been tempted when my friends say, oh, I just won. 36 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,320 I just doubled my money on the easiest bets ever. 37 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,080 Yeah, well, no. It's like the cool thing about 38 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,840 Polymark is it's not about like, does the one team beat the other 39 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,480 team? It's like, what colour is the 40 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,880 Gatorade going to be? What like. 41 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,920 It seems even more dangerous because it's more exciting. 42 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,640 Yeah, yeah. Like will this guy cough during 43 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,600 the speech? I'll bet on that. 44 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,240 That's that's a more because I feel like once you get into 45 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:47,240 sports betting, there's a lot of facets, a lot of information, a 46 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:53,640 lot of things you need to know. But like a drink color, God, I'd 47 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,640 I'd bet on that shit. I'd bet on. 48 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,960 Is there going to be a streaker? Yeah, I'd bet on that. 49 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,320 But then people do that and then they streak. 50 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,400 They make sure it happens. Yeah, it's called Manifest 51 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,520 Destiny or something like that. Guy's a badass, that guy that. 52 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,000 Will this guy cough, boom, throat chop? 53 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,400 Yeah. You know, you ensure that you 54 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,760 get your winnings. Am I going to kill this guy? 55 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,800 Bet now and then you don't. OK, well, insider trading. 56 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:30,520 Am I going to jerk off tonight? My 5050. 57 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,520 Right. You never really know, so why 58 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,120 don't you bet on it? If I was a betting man, I'd say 59 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:42,320 yes, though like I said, I'm not a betting man, but I would say 60 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,560 100% yes. Yeah. 61 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:50,040 Am I in a full body cast? It's actually like the day 62 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:54,080 before Valentine's. So I think I'm probably I'm 63 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,400 going to bet against the jerking off tonight thing. 64 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,120 I'm going to oh wait, never mind. 65 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,920 This is the first I'm sorry. This is being recorded the 1st 66 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,760 of. February I think. 67 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 You've got your Valentine's dates mixed up again. 68 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,920 It's so far away. I have so much time to get a 69 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,560 good gift. I have just so much time with 70 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,680 shipping and everything. Do do a thoughtful bespoke gift. 71 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,680 What what are your what are your plans? 72 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,480 Do you have like Abby's so fucking easy to buy for? 73 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:30,200 She's like, is she such like a normal like mom type lady? 74 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,840 I I got her some damn Lululemon and some bath bombs and she's 75 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:38,040 like Yippie, yay, this is totally excited. 76 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,920 I I feel like it would be it. Might be with an earshot of. 77 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,880 But let's just. Say I've got some really good 78 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:51,520 planned, it's going to be it's absolutely going to blow their 79 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,320 tits off you've. Got nothing. 80 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,360 Like nothing. I've made a, I've made a card. 81 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,120 Yeah, that's always a good fall back. 82 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,520 If you're honestly, I appreciate that more than anything is is a 83 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,040 good handmade handmade gift. I think that. 84 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,960 Flowers when I got my haircut because the haircut places right 85 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:15,520 by the flower store and also apparently that night in dreams 86 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,880 I was pretty brutal to her. So it's a little bit of an 87 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,280 apology. Yeah. 88 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,360 Does that be to do that? Yeah. 89 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:25,200 Is that like a all women thing? Like you, they wake up and 90 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,280 they're like, you were really fucking mean to me in my dreams 91 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,400 last night. And then it's just. 92 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,040 Now Abby has more like fearful dreams where she's like I, I 93 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,640 like you were. Really scary last. 94 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:35,920 Night. No. 95 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,840 She's like, you found somebody else and we're leaving me and 96 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,440 I'm like, no. That's like the same, you know, 97 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,280 it's in the same realm. Yeah. 98 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,760 No, but then she's you. And Margot Robbie, we're running 99 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,080 back together. And really? 100 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,760 What? What was I doing to deserve 101 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,040 what? How did I do that? 102 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,840 Yeah, right. Do me a play by play on this 103 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,560 nightmare you. I'm going to kill. 104 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,200 You're going to keep a dream journal. 105 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,360 Write down every detail you can remember. 106 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,560 And was she she? Was fawning Asia spawning over 107 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:14,280 me OK? Wait, what were the breasts? 108 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:24,240 Were they huge? No, I wouldn't do that, No. 109 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,680 But. Evie doesn't, like, wake up mad 110 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,920 at me because of a dream. She usually wakes up like 111 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,120 scared. Like, has he gone somewhere? 112 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,160 Like I'm leaving and I'm always just like downstairs playing a 113 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,400 RAM, Just like, yeah, I'm not you're. 114 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,960 Playing with your E girls, aren't you? 115 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,480 I didn't get like she wasn't mad at me, but it was definitely 116 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,640 some like distraught. It was funny because in real 117 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,200 life, I heard the dream happening. 118 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,520 I heard her. She was like, oh, no. 119 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,720 And I was like, it's OK, Everything's OK. 120 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,160 Apparently in the dream, I brought her whole family and all 121 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,120 of our friends to a place and was like, I'm not really feeling 122 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 it. Snapped my fingers, got new 123 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,440 chicks on me. I just walked out of there. 124 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,400 In real life, I'm like, it's OK, sweetie. 125 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,560 It's fine. Well, a dream version of me, 126 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,640 He's kind of a bad boy. He sounds kind of bad ass. 127 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,640 Yeah. And probably just got on a 128 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,480 motorcycle with like 5 side cars. 129 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:22,280 Me and my angels rode off the sunset. 130 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,280 Big ass fucking wallet full of money. 131 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,760 And how did I get that much money and what was how wide 132 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:38,880 would a motorcycle be that God I wish I could go into those. 133 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,760 I didn't feel like I haven't dreamed and like, oh, you know 134 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,240 what? That's I had a dream last night 135 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,000 that a guy came to my door with a gun. 136 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,240 I was. Like I'm going to fucking. 137 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,160 Kill you. And I tried to shoot him. 138 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,040 My gun didn't work. And that's cool. 139 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,640 That's just dude dreams versus girl dreams. 140 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,720 Dude dreams are like, I've got to protect the house and 141 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,640 somebody's going to kill me. Girl dreams are he ran off. 142 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,040 I feel so fucking I feel so lame. 143 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,960 My brain sucks. I never, I never have dreams. 144 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,440 I just go to sleep and then I wake up in the exact same 145 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,880 position I lay down in and I my my brain shuts off completely 146 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:19,000 when I go to sleep. I've been, I've had less the 147 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,880 last year. I feel like I've had, yeah, I 148 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,760 haven't had any, you know, but I also haven't had like sleep 149 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,560 paralysis in a in a while. So yeah. 150 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,880 So it's like a double edged sword, you know, I've not had 151 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,240 sleep paralysis either. Very scary. 152 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,840 Is it very, very scary? Just move talked about it on 153 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,159 here. You ever thought of moving? 154 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,320 Yeah, I've every time I've had it, I'm like, it's when I'd 155 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,160 sleep on my back and I still do now and I don't have it, but 156 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,840 yeah, you just see a little gooly at the foot of your bed or 157 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,720 something. Or the worst is like I'd feel I 158 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,840 couldn't move and I'd feel something like crawling up over 159 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:59,880 the blankets towards me. And then and when you're like 160 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,280 slowly coming to in real life, you're like, and you're trying 161 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,760 to yell and I'm. Like. 162 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,480 Oh me. And that's really sad. 163 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,720 That sounds horrifying. Yeah, I think, I think I don't 164 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:19,240 have like my wake up every morning isn't natural. 165 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,560 Like it's unnatural where I just like come to on my own. 166 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,000 It's always Abby going like, get the fuck out of bed. 167 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,720 And then she goes here's your latte and she brings me a latte. 168 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,280 But I I don't have time to just like naturally on my own, like 169 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,080 get up. And so I I've never had like a 170 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,560 sleep paralysis and, you know, I've been with her since like 171 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,120 the dawn of time. So I don't think I got I haven't 172 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:46,200 woken up on my own accord for how old am I? 173 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,600 I mean, we've been living together since I was like 18. 174 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,480 So that's crazy. Yeah. 175 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,400 So I don't think, I don't think I've woken up on my own in 176 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,280 decades. You've. 177 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,920 Never lived alone. No, never lived alone. 178 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,680 I'd be scared too. I hope I don't at this point now 179 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,880 it's like if it were to happen, it'd be freaking. 180 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,040 Something bad happened, but there's being a. 181 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,240 Bachelor is cool. And then after a while it's not 182 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,120 cool. You know, I, I start to think of 183 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,000 like have, you know, like True Detective where they show like 184 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,400 Woody Harrelson just sitting there eating like microwave 185 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,600 meals in front of his TV and he's like 55. 186 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,080 Oh, like he's modern day? Yeah. 187 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,600 He's just by himself. After a while, it gets kind of, 188 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,400 it gets lonely. It gets sad to be a bachelor 189 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,840 once you've gotten into the routine of life. 190 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,480 I feel like you could be alone by yourself in your 20s and 191 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,360 probably be like, oh, let's try out some new shit. 192 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,560 But once you get people that. Do it. 193 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,080 Yeah. They see it's like an important, 194 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,000 like step in life to try it out for a little bit, you know? 195 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,920 Yeah. I don't like the idea of it 196 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,000 because I need backup. If somebody in a home invader is 197 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,240 going to come or something, I need somebody to grab the phone 198 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,040 and call the cops while I take care of it. 199 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:03,480 And if I live alone, what, Pip? Pip's little fat ass isn't going 200 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,880 to stop nothing. Yeah. 201 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,680 Oh. Speaking of Pip's little fat ass 202 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:12,520 not stopping anything or helping me or oh, there he goes, Yeah. 203 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,440 Tonka. Tonka useless ass walking in the 204 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,080 background. See. 205 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,680 The fucking camera shake. Yeah. 206 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,280 Stupid little fucker almost got me killed. 207 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:26,280 He almost let me die. Oh, it's kind of, you know, it's 208 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,880 twofolding to. The. 209 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:34,560 The Chronicles of that guy that came and I ended up paying him 210 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,960 to let me clear my own driveway. Well. 211 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,760 This guy's a personal hero of mine. 212 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,720 He's like a, he's like grown up Eddie from Eddie and. 213 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,560 He's pretty bad ass and well, let's just say that day it's 214 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,440 snowed a shit ton. So I think I talked about that 215 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,880 on the last podcast. I'm like, oh fuck, now I'm going 216 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,280 to have to go out there and shovel. 217 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,320 Well. That day I went out there and 218 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,440 shoveled and I was fully bundled up and then I'm listening to 219 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,800 some show tunes, the end of the road, you know I'm doing. 220 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,920 I'm spinning around on my snow shovel and like, oh, I'm singing 221 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:10,280 in the snow, kicking my feet up and two big ass pit bulls show 222 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,520 up. I think I texted you that day 223 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,560 like I almost just got mauled by two pit bulls. 224 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:18,000 No reply. Nobody cared in the world. 225 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,520 I didn't. Reply There's no way you texted 226 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,880 me. There's no way DRY. 227 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,280 As hell. My phone stayed dry as hell. 228 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,240 Dude, I had a traumatic experience. 229 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,840 They roll up on me. Two bad omens right away. 230 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,200 One of them's got cropped. Ears looked very cool. 231 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,320 Yeah. And they both had balls. 232 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,360 And this was the day that it was like -10 outside, you said. 233 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,840 It was a Pitbull. Pitbull with nuts is scary dude. 234 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,920 Dude, it felt like in the one that had the cropped ears, it 235 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,560 looked mixed with one of those other dog breeds that just kills 236 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,880 you real quick. It was very tall for a pit bull. 237 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,400 The other one, you know, is muscular, but it's a little 238 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,560 shorter. This one was like it looked bred 239 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:05,520 to destroy. And I looked around, no owner 240 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,360 and I, you know, I've been attacked by a dog. 241 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,560 I've been mauled by a dog before, but I, you know, I'm not 242 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:13,560 a pussy and I had my shovel. I made the mistake, you know, 243 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,520 that moment. It's like, do you do I go, oh, 244 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,720 hey, buddies, you know, start petting them. 245 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,120 Go like sit, sit, get them some help. 246 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,360 Maybe. You know, it's very cold. 247 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,120 They don't seem like cold weather dogs. 248 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,720 But my instinct was to hold up my shovel. 249 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,560 Not like not like a bash move, but like kind of an A prod of 250 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,760 like, oh, you stay over there, I'll stay over here. 251 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,320 And they took that as the first sign of like, I think I set them 252 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:43,720 off a little, you know? And what can they smell? 253 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,080 Fear. Because I'm like, I'm not 254 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,800 shaking in my boots, but my voice is getting quiver, you 255 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,560 know? I'm like, oh. 256 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,600 My God, good heavens and. You're getting a a slight a 257 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,920 wetness of urine around your pant area I. 258 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,440 Said, like I bragged last time, driveway is long, you know, it's 259 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,200 not crazy long, but it's long. And I'm looking back at the door 260 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,920 and I'm like, uh oh, you know, like, and. 261 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,040 It's doing that Dolly zoom from Jaws where it looks like it's a 262 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:15,200 fucking mile away, Yeah. And yeah, it felt like it felt 263 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,440 like a Herculean has to get home. 264 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,240 And I start backing up, holding up the shovel and dogs, they 265 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,160 don't like the shovel and they're they start barking and 266 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,120 growling. And at that point I'm like, holy 267 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,000 shit, you know, I'm just thinking of every time I've 268 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,440 heard like Pitbull rips man's throat out, Pitbull eats 269 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:39,080 manhole. And just one with my experience 270 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,200 handling dogs, sure, I think I could, you know, it's not a 271 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,000 great shovel, but I think I could, I think I could hold my 272 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,560 own 2. 2 That's dangerous with. Not with with two sets of balls 273 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,800 total with. Ice, you said. 274 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,120 There's snow around. There's three balls. 275 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,880 Total, I had balls. OK, there was ice, there was 276 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,880 snow. That messes up your snow. 277 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,440 If. If you fall. 278 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,280 It's over, they. Their. 279 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:08,640 Dogs ground game is insane. And of course, I thought of all 280 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,160 the stories on the. Podcast where? 281 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,320 We've said before you put your finger in their asshole. 282 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,520 Well, it's so God damn cold. I've got these gloves, you know, 283 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,440 the my fingers are this God damn big. 284 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,120 I couldn't shove that in a whale's asshole. 285 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,760 Like they're huge. So I'm backing up. 286 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,640 I'm horrified. I start not screaming, but kind 287 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,160 of like, what is that? A call to arms? 288 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,080 I'm like, to me, I'm like, help somebody help. 289 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,760 Like, please God, somebody help me. 290 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,040 And a car stopped and they rolled down their window and 291 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,920 they're like, are you OK? I'm like, no help. 292 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,120 But like, they're not going to be a hero. 293 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,720 You know, these dogs are scary as shit. 294 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,040 I'm hoping my girlfriend, I don't know what she could do, 295 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,320 honestly. In my head, I'm thinking I love 296 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,320 you, Pip. I love you to death. 297 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,040 Crack the door and let him run out there. 298 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah. He's going to buy me a crucial 299 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,120 moment. Yeah. 300 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,200 A crucial. Egans run through the snow. 301 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,240 They can chase Mom. You should. 302 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,320 Have told the guy in the car said come out here and finger 303 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,800 this dog with me. Do you free dogs? 304 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,800 Free dogs for sale? Baby shoots never worn. 305 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,320 And I'm backing up. The guy's like kind of trying to 306 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,840 help, but he's just more in his car like holy shit. 307 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,880 And I'm like, I'm going to die. Out of here and I'm. 308 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,000 Screaming. At this point I am screaming for 309 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,920 help. I'm like somebody. 310 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,040 Help me. Help. 311 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,600 And the dogs, thank God, you know, there's, there's like 312 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,240 tracks in our yard. I think a deer walked through it 313 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,200 or something and pissed on a tree or shit. 314 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,520 And they, you know, I smell the tree a little bit and they turn 315 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,960 away from me for like one second. 316 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,800 I just Sprint into the house and then they were immediately at 317 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,080 the door going crazy. When I walk in the house, all 318 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,000 three dogs and my girlfriend sitting on the couch watching 319 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,600 TV. These dogs, you hear them every 320 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,760 time. They bark at nothing all the 321 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,560 time. None of them heard me screaming 322 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,160 10 feet away and two dogs barking at me. 323 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,599 They just like they looked like I intruded on them and I was 324 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,880 like, holy shit, somebody help me and they're like, what's 325 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,160 going on? Well, I. 326 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:17,079 Point out that I'm like, look, look at the dogs and I don't 327 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,880 know what they could have done, but it was scary as fuck. 328 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:23,400 You had numbers on them, they could have all been outside 3. 329 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,359 Dogs and me versus 2 pit bulls. I'm thinking I've got a chance 330 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,200 to make it out. Yeah, I'm not thinking everyone 331 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:29,680 does by the. Way. 332 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,280 I just want to contrast your experience with those two dogs. 333 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,640 My mom regularly would get drunk as shit in the garage and then I 334 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,360 would catch her. There was like a roaming pack of 335 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,520 dogs that would come through the neighborhood that was led by 336 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,680 like this one mangy dog that was like obviously the bad ass one 337 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,840 of the group. Then there was like a pit bull 338 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,200 and then there was like a weird like little dog that kind of 339 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,920 looked like Pip. I loved a little dog, and that's 340 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,720 a trouble. All together there was a pack of 341 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,200 five dogs that would roam through the neighborhood and my 342 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,280 mom, I have caught her multiple times just throwing beer cans at 343 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,120 him going get the. Fuck out of here. 344 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,040 Get. The fuck out of here. 345 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,640 Like she was a dog. Yeah, my turf. 346 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,840 Don't you step foot. She was, she was pissed because 347 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,880 they would shit in the yard and I'm like, mom, these dogs, if 348 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,360 they wanted to, they would tear you limb from limb. 349 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,840 It's a whole gang of them. But she's showing dominance, 350 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,960 yeah. It's a it's a certain level of 351 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,040 dominance. Yeah. 352 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:33,440 And I'm sorry, but you quaking with your little shovel and and 353 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,720 going I broke so. Early, it's new to the shock of 354 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,480 them just I looked up and they're like a foot away from me 355 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,640 and. You're dancing to show tunes, 356 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,160 Yeah. I didn't have time to be like, 357 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,480 go on, go on the alpha. It was more like you. 358 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,240 Didn't have any of that. You didn't have 20 beers in you. 359 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,040 No building up liquid. If I had liquid courage, I would 360 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,440 have fucking and broke in a bottle and taped them around my 361 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,800 fingers and I would have been like the end of the grey or 362 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,240 whatever. But no, I was very scared and I 363 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,840 thought I was going to be a statistic. 364 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,680 And you know, it's all that guy's fucking fault because he 365 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,040 didn't shovel the driveway. Well, I wouldn't have to be out 366 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,840 there. And then he calls me the next 367 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,800 day and he's like, can I come finish the job or whatever? 368 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,040 I'm like, no, I'm sorry, man. No, you didn't do a great. 369 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,080 I wasn't, you know, I was, I'm trying to be better be be about 370 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,360 being stern, OK, because I was a little emasculated by the dogs. 371 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:34,880 So I told him, listen, listen man, I'm sorry. 372 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,280 But it kept snowing and I had to re shovel the driveway and he's 373 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,720 like, you didn't call me and I'm like, oh shit, I'm sorry. 374 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,960 And he says. You. 375 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,280 Got to help me feed my kids. I'm like oh man, I didn't expect 376 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,840 that. And I'm like, yeah, woof, dude. 377 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,880 I mean, I don't know. Like. 378 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,240 What? Well. 379 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,800 He learned it from me. I call you, I call you 3 * a 380 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,360 month and I go. You go, Madeleine, say this 381 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,720 blind. Angry. 382 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,520 I'm so hungry I need. To I need you to do another 383 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,760 podcast firsty. Oh, God. 384 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,920 Oh, here we go again. And I'm a very easily, I break 385 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,640 very easily to those kinds of pressures. 386 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,800 And I told the guy, he said, you know, I really held my ground. 387 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,480 I said maybe later, but right now there's not much snow. 388 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,640 And he gave. Up the illusion of hope. 389 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,280 Well, he said. Maybe later do. 390 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,760 You want to buy a computer? And then I go, well, OK, now 391 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,320 we're talking. What kind of computer? 392 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:39,360 He says Windows 1016 gigabytes. OK, well, that's that gives me 393 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,560 almost no information. And I told him, you know, once 394 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,480 again, the illusion of hope. I'm like, I'll ask around. 395 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,680 I'll ask my friends if anyone needs a computer. 396 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,800 And he's like, thanks, man. Which was a lie, by the way, 397 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,760 because you didn't ask me I. Asked a couple of my local 398 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,440 friends and they said what the fuck is windows 1016 gigabytes 399 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,240 like? What is that like? 400 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,480 Obviously you don't know computers like me and my 401 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,480 driveway shove it like. I just buy the computer and I 402 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,760 just like put it somewhere, you know, and it's been it's been 403 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,640 like it's like the the cats I feed outside, you know, like he 404 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,280 I'm outside two weeks after that. 405 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,440 This is the just the other day. I'm I got a ladder out. 406 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,280 I'm on the you know, I'm being a man. 407 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,480 I'm I'm grabbing ice off the roof or something. 408 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,840 I'm bundled up and I or. Something is so reassuring. 409 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,320 I. Feel like you're doing like the 410 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,120 the motions of being a man of the house, but you're like, I 411 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,920 don't know, I see other men of the house have ladders up on the 412 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,120 roof. So I of course followed suit. 413 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,920 Well, and. Like a true man, when I went 414 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,800 outside, just in case those goddamn dogs were back, I 415 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,680 brought my new knife, my Mora knife. 416 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,120 Check this out. So I brought my dog Killer. 417 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,960 It's a pretty good knife. You know, it could not hurt a 418 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,640 family. And I got that in my pocket. 419 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,560 So I'm feeling a little better out there. 420 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,240 I'm reclaiming my land. And that fucking guy just pulls 421 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,280 into my driveway and is like, he gets out of his car and I'm 422 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,520 like, oh God, like, hey, he's like you. 423 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,600 He's like angry at me. He's like, you never called me 424 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,400 about the computer. Like Oh my God, I put out 425 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,280 feelers, man. I did like you got to believe I 426 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,760 put out feelers. Nobody wants it. 427 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,520 And he's like, what are you doing? 428 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,640 Like like, man, shit, dude. I'm like cleaning gutters. 429 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,800 I'm like getting ice off the roof. 430 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,600 And he's like, why didn't you pay me to do that? 431 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,400 I'm like, Oh my God. Like. 432 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,840 What's going on here? What's our relationship right 433 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,280 now? And I, I had to, I really had 434 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,080 to, I had to say it how it was. So, you know, I really, I 435 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,920 climbed down the ladder very scared because I was pretty high 436 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,640 up. I was in my pajamas and I told 437 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,560 him how it was. I said, look, dude, I've got a 438 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,400 car that doesn't work. I'm house poor. 439 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,800 I don't think I'm the guy you think I am. 440 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,360 I don't have it like that. Like I can't just pay a guy to 441 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,600 do everything. And he's like, your car's broke. 442 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,720 My dad fixes cars from real cheap. 443 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,800 You bring that in, He's like, you buy the parts, bring it to 444 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,960 my dad's house. I'm like, like, yeah, I I know I 445 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,720 just need to be like be gone from me, like leave. 446 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,200 But it's so awkward. And he's also he's pretty God 447 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,880 damn big. He's a big ass dude. 448 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,560 And the knife is not, you know, easy salt. 449 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,840 Like it can't go that deep. Yeah. 450 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,960 And. It's it's more for cosmetic 451 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,280 maiming more than actual defense. 452 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,760 And it's, you see, it's got this nice little like Ridge to it or 453 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,360 something. That's for like carving. 454 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,240 Yeah, it's more for carving them out. 455 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,360 Start at the somewhere. Got it off and down. 456 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,040 But yeah, I'm just waiting. I'm sure my next podcast He's 457 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:58,120 killed me because I can't get nobody will buy this fucking 458 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,200 computer and he's getting for grappling. 459 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,600 Sell that fucking thing, guys. Dude. 460 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,680 You need to put out official feelers guys. 461 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,080 Anybody in the audience? Windows 1016 Gigs. 462 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,160 I did not get confirmation if that's 16 gigabytes of RAM I'm 463 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,680 assuming, but it could have a hard drive of 16 gigs 16. 464 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,680 Gig hard drive. That's huge. 465 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,400 You could be a. Computer this big, I don't 466 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,360 really know. No pictures or anything. 467 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,440 And it's funny because he doesn't text me about like those 468 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,560 feelers come out. He just comes to my house and 469 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,520 he's like, does. He have your phone number told. 470 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:37,320 Me yeah, that's it's just before I got the weird vibes and it was 471 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,640 more pity doesn't. That suck when you meet someone 472 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,520 and you think they're chill and then and then all of a sudden 473 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,160 the relationship turns weird and they already have your number. 474 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,680 Something flips. Yeah, Well, it's because I gave 475 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,920 him that extra money the first time. 476 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,600 He goes, Here's a guy I can suck dry. 477 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,520 Yeah, Now if he were doing that, I'd give him $150.00. 478 00:24:54,840 --> 00:25:00,280 But but the problem is, is that I literally just gave him the 479 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,760 cash I had from Christmas. And it's like, I'm just, I don't 480 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,160 just have cash, you know, nobody's got cash anymore. 481 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,200 And now he's got it that I'm going to like be the guy to feed 482 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,280 his kids. And I don't know how to do that. 483 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,240 Would he would. He would he be more angry if I 484 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,760 was like, I got some like cans, like cans of peas or something. 485 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,720 Yeah, of course. Have you ever tried giving a 486 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,320 homeless person like food? He's not. 487 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,280 Homeless, he has a nice car, he's a nicer car than me and 488 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,920 he's pulling up my Rd. by my broadcast car and going give me 489 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,600 money. This guy's, this guy's like a 490 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,840 fucking hero of mine. We'll do it, Yeah. 491 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,160 And. Like, sure, if he found out 492 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,720 about the podcast, he'd be like, I know you do have some money in 493 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,280 there, you fucker, I'm going to come kill you. 494 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,920 It's. Going to be rocks showing up in 495 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,800 a nicer ground. You haven't going hey give me 496 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,680 some money to do some shit. Let me. 497 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,160 Get on your roof. I I'm like what? 498 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,200 I don't even know what happens. Like if he goes to my roof and 499 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,280 falls, is he then he can sue me or something. 500 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,680 That's exactly. How that? 501 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,680 Works. I'm going to get on that roof 502 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,560 whether I like it or not. I. 503 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,280 Have a family member that she. That aunt, Yeah. 504 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:10,160 She goes and she goes and busts her ass in stores and sues the 505 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,920 place. Quite often when I'm in a place 506 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,200 and I see wet floor or something, or like the other day 507 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,760 I was in a restaurant and the water was coming out so hot it 508 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,080 was steaming. And I was like, how long would I 509 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,280 have to hold my hands under this for a lawsuit? 510 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:28,480 Yeah, couple minutes to. Your hands once again, you went 511 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,480 over this earlier. Hands. 512 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,040 That's that's our lifeblood in this industry. 513 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,880 Yeah, you. Guys, if you're a lawyer, lure 514 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,960 lawyer. If some, if someone hurts our 515 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,600 hands, do we get even more money because we use them so much? 516 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,160 Yeah. Like, I'm a professional gamer, 517 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,080 OK? My reflexes, my ability with my 518 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:55,400 hands in games. If I can't perform my my job's 519 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,720 gone. I. 520 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,920 Came here, need more fingers than a regular person, if I 521 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:04,400 would even hurt one. My audience expects the, the, 522 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,480 the snaps to the headshot, you know, like they're, they're 523 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,320 expecting the quick reaction. And if I get my hand injured, 524 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,240 surely that's more than just like a regular guy getting his 525 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,720 hand injured, you know, like, because they're, they're 526 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,920 stealing future profits from my business. 527 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,120 Yeah, I I would I would assume if I get my pinky burned by an 528 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,840 extra hot hot water heater in a restaurant I know where. 529 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,120 That fucking place is dude. We should go there and both burn 530 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,040 our. Pinkies. 531 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,840 Burn the shit out of them where it's like bone like melt off 532 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,920 part of your pinky and be like and live stream it How? 533 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,680 Am I supposed? How am I supposed to play? 534 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,160 How am I supposed to Sprint in a game without my pinky? 535 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,720 I think I need $15 million. And I know you're using 536 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,320 shortcuts on Adobe Premiere, so like, you're not, you don't need 537 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,200 just clicks, you need the pull. Installed. 538 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,920 Edit this out I I actually have I have everything mapped out 539 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,120 just to be my mouse so I can sit here just like lean back. 540 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,720 And. Then I just use one hand to edit 541 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,320 the entire video. Yeah. 542 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,080 Cut that out because we're going to be burning the shift all. 543 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,520 Right now, so cut back in it's I have everything mapped to just 544 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,080 the shift and control and windows and alt button which are 545 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,800 pinky reliant. And so if I lose my pinky, my 546 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,200 business goes down the drain. You know I. 547 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,960 Think an issue too is that it kind of needs you need witnesses 548 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,360 or cameras and in a bathroom. I'll be like yo. 549 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,760 But yeah, you come in there with. 550 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,320 Me show me that method you were talking about about how you get 551 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,400 a really clean pinky. And then, well. 552 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,280 I'm thinking about being a doctor. 553 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,760 So I'm going to do the doctor hand wash method that takes a 554 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,000 little extra longer and I've got to do it like that and I got to 555 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,440 do it like this. And you count the to 100. 556 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,320 And then at the end of it, I'll look down and go, Jesus Christ. 557 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,920 Oh. My God, I'm down under the phone 558 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,400 because. That happened at I remember that 559 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,200 happened at a McDonald's. Somebody got like way too hot a 560 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,320 coffee and it spilled and burned them and they made a shit ton of 561 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:01,560 money. They. 562 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,720 Did they made a lot? And you know what's funny is as 563 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,000 soon as it happened, people made fun of that Lady because it's 564 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,440 like, oh, what, you expected coffee to be hot? 565 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,040 Of. Course you didn't expect the 566 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,680 coffee to be yeah, Oh my coffee was hot. 567 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:23,280 Duh, but and then now the the the script is flipped where 568 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,600 people are like it was too hot. It was an obscene level of hot. 569 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,840 They had had multiple problems with this coffee being too hot. 570 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,920 You know what? I I think I'm still on the side 571 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,000 of McDonald's here. I'm just going to I'm going to 572 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,800 back up the corpose and I'm going to say I haven't had a hot 573 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,040 coffee at McDonald's. I don't even think I've there 574 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,240 was an era where like before they came out with MC Cafe. 575 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,280 That's how fucking old I am. Before MC Cafe was even a thing 576 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,080 there. I don't think I even ordered a 577 00:29:55,080 --> 00:30:00,000 coffee from McDonald's cause in in like as a response to that 578 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000 lawsuit, coffee from McDonald's was lukewarm at best. 579 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,440 They were like, oh, you, you don't like getting burned from 580 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,800 our coffee? You're getting pissed coffee 581 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,680 from here on out and pissed coffee will not do in this 582 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,640 mouth. OK? 583 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,560 It has to be piping hot. It has to be hot enough to burn 584 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,640 a woman's thighs if it spills on her. 585 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:25,800 Yeah, it should be like one of those little molten balls of 586 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,080 metal and they drop it in water and then throw some beans in it. 587 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,320 It should it you should be able to lean over it and the steam 588 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:39,920 blast all your hair off. That'll, that'll fucking wake me 589 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,920 up in the morning. OK, lukewarm coffee. 590 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,200 No way. I'm up. 591 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:50,760 Oh yeah, flash fries. My eyes off, my eyelids are 592 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:55,680 gone, and I still prefer this over a lukewarm cup. 593 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,320 I'm Team McDonald's. Now, I think the reason why I'm 594 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,480 so against that Lady having that lawsuit is that it wasn't me. 595 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,760 Like it seems like the easiest way to make millions, you know? 596 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,200 It's, it's really guy, you know, it's like. 597 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,760 Every time you see like a guy win the lottery and you're just 598 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,040 like fuck you. That could could have been you 599 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,840 see him squander his lottery. I go. 600 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,640 I could have squandered that way better. 601 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,280 Twice as fast, yeah. With with. 602 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:26,000 Twice as much pizzazz I. Like a 50. $1,000,000 car please 603 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,520 because my car isn't working too well. 604 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,120 Have you seen that guy in England that won the lottery and 605 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,520 then like within six months he had blown all the money and then 606 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,120 it just shows a picture of him? He was a he was a garbage guy 607 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,040 and he won the lottery, spent it all in like jewelry and women 608 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,200 and fucking garbage. Boobs. 609 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,120 And shit and he just partied like just drugs and women. 610 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,560 And then he had to return to being a garbage man. 611 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,520 And it shows his picture being a garbage man. 612 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,840 He's still the fucking flyest garbage man of all time. 613 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,680 He still has the he's got the necklaces, he's got the jewelry. 614 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,600 He's a garbage man with a fucking big ass gold chain. 615 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,480 That guy rocks. That guy's a hero. 616 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,440 I don't care if he squandered it all or not, he did it the right 617 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:09,760 way. You. 618 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,280 Can't take it with him. It's all like. 619 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,960 Garbage or something like full circle and like poignant. 620 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,880 It's like the money's like the trash and like the person's 621 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,680 what's important. But I've never thought about 622 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,960 suing a company for a lot of money. 623 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,640 But you do see those stories and you go that that might be like 624 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,800 one of the best ways to make generational wealth is not 625 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,320 honestly the best way for it to happen is like I love my 626 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,800 parents. I'd never wish anything I'll 627 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,640 upon them. But like your parent or 628 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:46,360 grandparent as something like really bad happen where it's 629 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,520 like medical malpractice or they actually inject them with like 630 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,640 poison or sign and it kills them. 631 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,880 They get a ton of money you. Know I think I've told this 632 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,840 story in the podcast, but Abby's grandma went in for surgery 633 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,760 completely unrelated to her kidney. 634 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,360 They. Left the thing in her no. 635 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,920 They just, no, that was my grandma. 636 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,000 They left a, they left calipers in my grandma, which was kind of 637 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,920 funny, but no, Abby's grandma. They they just took her kidney. 638 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,240 They accidentally cut it and yanked it out while they were 639 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,720 doing a surgery completely unrelated to her kidney. 640 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,240 And and then when she tried to sue them, they were like, yeah, 641 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,400 we lost the paperwork on that. They just burned it. 642 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:29,240 They like that's worst case. Scenario you don't even get 643 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,440 anything out yeah, they. Fucked up and they were like, 644 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,600 yeah, you know what, we're just going to get rid of that even 645 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,440 existing and what's. A kidney? 646 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,840 Are you talking about Lady I'm. Like I feel like in the the 647 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,400 lawyer's like, well, we have no evidence. 648 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,800 I'm like, I you don't have a kidney now what are you talking 649 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,640 about? Do an X-ray, do. 650 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,160 An X-ray bitch. I had a kidney and now I don't. 651 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,680 OK, it went somewhere. He'd do an X-ray. 652 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,920 I've got no organs because doesn't even show organs in him. 653 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,480 Oh, it's got 2, right? Yeah. 654 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,680 I don't know. When I think of an X-ray, I 655 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,480 think a skeleton. Oh. 656 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,680 Just bone. But I'm sure there's like, 657 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,880 different. I'm sure. 658 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,639 Listen, I'm not a doctor. I'm assuming that you can make 659 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:12,199 it because sometimes they show penises and that's not a bone 660 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:15,280 so. Doctors don't do podcasts. 661 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,719 OK, let me tell you. Like, you can tell you're not a 662 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,600 doctor because you're on this podcast. 663 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,679 Doctors already make enough money. 664 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,600 They don't do podcasts. Anybody that has a podcast that 665 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,560 says they're a doctor, they're lying. 666 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,199 Doctor Phil's not even a fucking doctor. 667 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,080 He just lies about it because it sounds good. 668 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,760 I heard, yeah. I mean, I told you earlier, I 669 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,520 was just at dinner. Some of our friends and their 670 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:42,280 friends and our friend's a doctor and all their friends are 671 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,679 doctors. They're just different types of 672 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,600 doctors. And I even heard some a little 673 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,040 bit of cattiness where they're going talking about a guy. 674 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,159 I have no idea who he is, but they're like, you know, his 675 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:54,239 doctorates and philosophy. It's not even like he's not even 676 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,760 a real doctor. I'm like, oh, that guy sounds 677 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,920 like a piece of shit, dude. He sounds like the dumbest guy 678 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,600 ever. Dude, that's like. 679 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,120 Philosophy that sounds like medicine pills like OK yeah and 680 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,600 then they're like you know I told him I'm like I got to leave 681 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,120 early I got to work and they're like damn that sucks you have to 682 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,360 work this late and I'm like that's it's pretty gruelling 683 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,840 yeah pretty tough we're all on equal grounds here and. 684 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,000 Yeah, gonna go burn the midnight oil they. 685 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,760 Make me feel like stupidest fucking piece of shit in the 686 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,560 world. Maybe they never. 687 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,760 They really are incredibly nice and they never. 688 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,560 It's just like when I hear them talking to each other and 689 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,920 they're using all these terms and stuff and talking about 690 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,280 their work and they go. It's just when you help somebody 691 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,560 you know and you cure them. OK, dude, sometimes people are 692 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,800 suffering from the Downs and we are not Down syndrome, but like, 693 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,480 you know, like. We cure that too. 694 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,600 We can. We. 695 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,320 Well, that's what I always tell them. 696 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,960 I say, well, you know, reminded. What is the best medicine again? 697 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,680 Yeah. No, you tell me, doctor, what's 698 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,880 the best medicine? Yeah. 699 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,760 You went to all that schooling. Why? 700 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,960 Are they always sending clowns into their rooms? 701 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,120 Yeah. If they aren't if. 702 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,960 You're fucking wizardry with your pills and what have yous 703 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:17,320 ain't working who they send in. Yeah, X-ray this, How many bones 704 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,000 are in this fucking A and they're, some of them are like 705 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,640 mind doctors or whatever. They're like psychiatrists and 706 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,440 they sometimes I feel them prodding into my mind like fuck. 707 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:30,960 It. Out. 708 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,480 It freaked me out. I. 709 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,560 Would have the. Hardest time, even if I wanted 710 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,040 to go to a psychiatrist, I'd have the hardest time telling 711 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,240 them the truth because it would be so fun to fuck with them to 712 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,400 just lie to them about. Like how do people that go to 713 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:48,240 therapy not just weave a story just to get a reaction? 714 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,720 I. Bet I I mean I guarantee some 715 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:54,040 do, but ultimately it's like you're paying a lot of the 716 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,320 times. What are you paying to go to 717 00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:00,840 therapy for? Like tense trauma or like 718 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,280 suicidal tendencies and stuff, you know, like people that need, 719 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,680 I mean, if you're going, if you're paying to go to therapy 720 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,080 too, joke around and lie, Yeah, you probably, you know, it's 721 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,440 like ridiculous. I mean, I mean like. 722 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,120 Could I do that? Like would they kick me out of 723 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,120 practice or out of there? No, I don't think. 724 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,360 I mean, they get. Paid either way, I can't just go 725 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,080 there and lie. That's that's not what I'm 726 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,680 saying. I'm saying, I think it just 727 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,760 would kind of be like. It. 728 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,720 Would be what you get. Yeah, out of it. 729 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,880 And you would get the satisfaction of lying to 730 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,360 someone. OK, but you'd also be spending a 731 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,640 shit ton of money so well. What if like insurance covers 732 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,520 it? You know, like if I if I 733 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,840 accidentally kill somebody in the line of duty being a 734 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,440 podcaster, if we, if we kill someone with laughter. 735 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,760 Like if I had like I walked in there and I've got like a 736 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,040 necklace made out of dog teeth and I've got like blood all over 737 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,240 my face and I'm like, I should not have shovel my driveway 738 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,680 today. And then I lie to them and say 739 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,160 it's not dog eat or something. I trick them. 740 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,160 No, I I mean I don't. I actually don't know how it 741 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,920 works by them. I mean I don't think they can. 742 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,440 I don't know if they'd kick you out. 743 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,200 Maybe it depends how good a lying you are. 744 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,560 I think they'd. I. 745 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,640 I mean, I could ask some people, but I guarantee that at a point 746 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,040 they'd just be like, why are you? 747 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,000 Why? Are you fucking? 748 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Dress we should address why you're just lying in here 749 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,960 constantly and. That would be like, OK, that's 750 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,560 why I'm really here. I'm here. 751 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,240 I'm here for you to figure out why am I lying to you? 752 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,880 Because. I'm testing you, yeah. 753 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,200 Ultimately, yeah, it'd be like, you know, like the the secret 754 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,360 shoppers or whatever that make sure that people aren't 755 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,720 shoplifting. Like I'm there to, I'm there to 756 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,000 make sure. Undercover Boss, Yeah. 757 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,040 I'm there to make sure that they're a good therapist. 758 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,120 Why? That's a good question. 759 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,240 Why am I lying to you? Figure that out. 760 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,160 You. Tell me. 761 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,080 Yeah. If you're so fucking good at 762 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,880 your job. It's it's basically the episode 763 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,240 Sunny in Philadelphia where they get a therapist and they're all 764 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,040 like either lying or confrontational with the 765 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,520 therapist or yeah, I mean, you could go in there and just be an 766 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,680 asshole. I mean, it's just. 767 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,040 I I mean they get paid either way. 768 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,120 Yeah, they're not like people. They're they're like a machine 769 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,520 you talk to. They're like, no, they. 770 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,200 Are people but I mean they do get paid either way like. 771 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,240 Who? Cares if if they're really 772 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,080 helping someone or not. Like at the end of like if you 773 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,840 said, if you said, look, I've had 30 patients that have been 774 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,360 that I've actually helped and then I have this one guy that's 775 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,880 just obviously fucking with me. Wouldn't you kind of look 776 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,960 forward to the guy that's kind of fucking with you? 777 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,320 Probably. Be like a nice break. 778 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,280 I mean, it's like. I feel like I'm doing them a 779 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,800 favor just going in there and spinning a yarn. 780 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,600 That's why I like at restaurants. 781 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,720 You always like when you're done with your food, just wipe it on 782 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,680 the ground, you know? Well, I'm paying them to clean 783 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,960 it up too. Well, you're getting. 784 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,480 Paid, so I don't see what the big fucking deal is. 785 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,520 No, OK, it's shifting through someone's mind and actually 786 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,440 fixing them versus versus attempting to fix a fake issue. 787 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,960 I mean, it's the same thing. Swiping your food on the floor 788 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,920 is making a complete ass out of yourself and is making their job 789 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,840 harder. But fucking with a therapist is 790 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,240 not making their job harder. It's just kind of gone. 791 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,480 It's it's giving them a a, a like a. 792 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,320 You know, it's making them to go like, whoa, this guy's not the 793 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,000 normal. This isn't the normal thing 794 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,480 that's happening. You know it. 795 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,400 It might hone their edge as a therapist even more. 796 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,080 You know what I mean? It'd probably. 797 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,320 Be like, this guy's got like some weird personality disorder 798 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,600 or something. They'd probably give you pills. 799 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,280 Like you need to start taking these pills. 800 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,960 OK, so there's an incentive. OK. 801 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,840 I was doing this for the love of the game. 802 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,560 I didn't realize I was going to get pills at the end of it. 803 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:47,720 OK, OK. I'm fucking crazy and I need a 804 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,680 bunch of pills. That. 805 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,600 Would be my opening statement. Hey man, nice to meet you. 806 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,880 I'm absolutely bad shit. I'm so crazy and if I don't get 807 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,920 some pills then I have something bad I don't. 808 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,040 Even give a fuck what's on the label Yeah, I just need some 809 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,640 pills. I. 810 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,400 I take dog medicine, I take people medicine and I just, I 811 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,120 want a bottle. You know that guy on TikTok that 812 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,760 puts dog medicine on his hands? Yeah, that's developed 813 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,560 superpowers, Yeah. I I was this close to getting 814 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,240 Steve to get that dog medicine and put it on his balls to see 815 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,320 what it did. I was like, come on, man, You 816 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,000 could have your balls could be like a fucking like the surface 817 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,600 of a walnut if you fucking kept the it's an. 818 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,800 Ultrasound and it's got dog ears or something it's going to do 819 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800 something bad I. Told him I'd pay for his his 820 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,480 propane bill every month if he if you fucking put dog medicine 821 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,640 so. Excited. 822 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,840 I thought you were going to say I was this close to getting him 823 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,640 on the podcast. Oh my God I have so many 824 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,040 questions I'd love to get. Through that guy would be an 825 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,160 awesome guest. No, we actually, we did have a 826 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,960 guest lined up guys for today. Oh yeah. 827 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,480 And then he flaked out on us because of his Internet. 828 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,440 But it was that that Rusty Cage guy, if you guys know him, he's 829 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,360 kind of like a old, the old guard of YouTube. 830 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,400 He's been around for a long time and he had that controversy a 831 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,000 while ago where he was doing a live stream and he had built a 832 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,040 giant guillotine in his backyard. 833 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,720 And then he like turned the camera away from it. 834 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,600 And then you heard the guillotine go off. 835 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,280 And then the live stream just went off for like 30 minutes and 836 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,840 then it turned off eventually and I didn't. 837 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,120 Know how That's cool, I. Was kind of wondering if he'd 838 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,200 actually built like a. Like a splatter of blood on the 839 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:32,840 wall. Yeah. 840 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,840 But. Did he get banned for that? 841 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,440 No, there was just a lot of people going like, did he kill 842 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,360 himself? I'm like, would the video be 843 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,360 even uploaded? What are you guys stupid? 844 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,240 Oh, wait, no, I guess it was a live stream. 845 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,280 So I guess it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 846 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,120 That was the whole. Are you stupid? 847 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,000 Might. Be dude. 848 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,120 Why? Would he even upload it to 849 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,920 twitch? He killed himself. 850 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000 I would even do. That I win. 851 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,480 I am, yeah, OK. Well, I didn't think about that. 852 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,480 I, you know, live streaming isn't my realm. 853 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,040 OK, I need to. I didn't realize I could fake my 854 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,360 death on live streams. You can. 855 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,840 Yeah, that's the guy. I was going to say endless 856 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,200 possibilities, but it's definitely probably more limited 857 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,400 than not. Live stream, Yeah, but yeah, you 858 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,280 can pretend you killed yourself. You can accidentally jerk off on 859 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,960 stream accidentally. You can eat a worm. 860 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,360 How? Many times can you accidentally 861 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,480 jerk off on live stream though before they ban you permanently? 862 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,520 Like how? How many times? 863 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,200 Once they probably ban you, no. No, no Dark side Phil did it 864 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,400 more than once. Or he he's done it once. 865 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,320 He's still there. He didn't. 866 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,200 Get banned. Oh. 867 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,720 He's still there, so I wonder I. Don't again. 868 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,040 Yeah, at what point do they go? This is getting. 869 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,200 Thanks for the 50 bits. I mean what wait? 870 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,400 How many, clearly? Reading chat. 871 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,080 Oh, you guys. Like that faster? 872 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,280 OK, get that sub train going. Good one, man. 873 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,560 Good one. Hey, mods, Mods kick that guy. 874 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,120 Doing. I'm doing what? 875 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,440 On where? Yeah. 876 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,920 There should be a Poly market on whether or not Dark Side Phil 877 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,120 jacks off again on stream. I'd bet on that. 878 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,840 Lifetime bet for his whole life. Is it going to happen again? 879 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,280 I honestly I get I feel like at that point that probably scared 880 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,440 him to his very soul. He probably won't ever make that 881 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,280 mistake again if I. If that happened to me, I'd. 882 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,280 Which means. I. 883 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,000 Feel like most people would have that same logic, which means the 884 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,240 ratio has to be insane on that bet. 885 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,400 When I privately contact them and say do you want to make a 886 00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:02,120 fucking $1,000,000? You got to do one last job, then 887 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,960 you're done. You You might think it's the 888 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,360 most embarrassing thing you've ever done, but you've already 889 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,600 done it once, so doing it a second time can't be that bad. 890 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:16,200 If I did that, I would, I would never even jerk off with my 891 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,880 phone again. I don't think I would use 892 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,880 magazines and I'd go in a dark closet. 893 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,600 Yeah. You do. 894 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,880 You do a 1990s way where you go out to the woods and Jack off in 895 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,960 the woods with your dirty masks. I'd be scared of even there 896 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,840 'cause I'd want to be in a totally enclosed, no nobody 897 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,520 could see door that locks from the inside. 898 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,480 Yeah, I'm having, I don't even jerk off there right now and 899 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,440 it's not even happening. I, I, I've never, I'd say the 900 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,040 closest I've ever been there was a stint or when I was in College 901 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,800 in my freshman dorm, like kind of when I started streaming that 902 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,520 for some reason my OBS would just start on its own 903 00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,080 occasionally. And I had it happen like while I 904 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:05,680 was asleep, I'd already got off for the night and somebody would 905 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,360 text me be like dude, you've been live for like 4 hours. 906 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,560 And it happened a couple times and one time I was just walking 907 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,440 around my room like I can't believe I didn't get changed or 908 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,200 anything. Or a couple times where you raid 909 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,480 somebody. This one actually will get me 910 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,040 one day not from jerking off 'cause I don't do that on my 911 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,720 computer do anything too bad. But I still everyone. 912 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,480 So I'll raid somebody and forget to hit stop streaming and I'll 913 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,080 just be watching their stream like I was just. 914 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,840 Like. Oh. 915 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,440 Are they going to say like thanks for the stream, thanks 916 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,800 for the race please. Please, please, please, please, 917 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,360 please. And then somebody in child be 918 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,480 like, you're still alive. And it's like, like, luckily 919 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,200 I've never like pulled up like reels or something, you know, I 920 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,240 don't even know what the worst thing I could do is, I guess 921 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,600 just like, like start crying or something. 922 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,120 What? That's a. 923 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,480 It's the. Normal post stream ritual 924 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,080 ritual. You see it finished and you 925 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,640 start sobbing. I think it may. 926 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,000 Be worse, I was just making whiny noises. 927 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,640 Man. You said you don't jerk off at 928 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,080 your computer. Does that mean you use your 929 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,680 phone? That's I'll never tell. 930 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,720 That's crazy. I I feel like I would rather 931 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:21,680 jerk off on my PC, which I do OK, but I'm an old soul. 932 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,600 OK, I jerk off at the. You got. 933 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,880 Three giant monitors here, dude. It's like a yeah. 934 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,440 What's next, living room TV? You animal dude, I'm not going 935 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,760 any The screen should be small. You should feel kind of 936 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,040 disconnected. From it no like if I jerked off 937 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,720 on my phone I would like be afraid to ever give someone my. 938 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,160 Phone, yeah. I'd be like, no, like Abby, 939 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,000 don't ever touch my phone. I happened like twice to my 940 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,680 friends and when we're in high school where I'd be like, can I 941 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:55,120 search something on Google and I open it up and be like, and 942 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,720 yeah, we, I mean, we still bring that up sometimes. 943 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,440 Where have you ever? Seen you ever seen one of your 944 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,280 friend's like porn preferences and you go like come on dude 945 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,440 what's wrong with that? I. 946 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,480 Didn't say come on dude, I I said. 947 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280 Nice. Come on, dudes. 948 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:17,280 OK, No, I no, I was just more like interesting. 949 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,800 I wasn't judge mental or anything. 950 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:26,640 I was just kind of like, OK, I didn't expect that. 951 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,600 I get. Judge mental if it's too if it's 952 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,480 too normal, you know what I mean? 953 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,560 Like. Not really, not really like if 954 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:43,520 if someone's just like like the IT just like the top video on 955 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:48,200 Pornhub, just like regular like you don't have like a niche or 956 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,600 anything that you're into. You just had to. 957 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,640 Scroll for hours. Some of us just look up boobs. 958 00:48:55,120 --> 00:49:01,640 Boobs and bots and I. Had my I had my neighbor tell me 959 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,040 she was like, I found out my my son, we had found on his tablet 960 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,640 that he had googled boobs and and then I had to act like I was 961 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,000 aghast. I was like, no. 962 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,560 He. Did not. 963 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,320 And she was like he did, greedy. Fuckers looking plural. 964 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,560 Start easy, yeah? Whoa, ease into it one boob at a 965 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,160 time. Google Boob left or. 966 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:30,720 Right, take your poison. This is a super religious family 967 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,440 that was talking to me and I mean. 968 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,760 You got to be careful in this data. 969 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,760 I just looked over at myself, I with this black thing and then 970 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,120 the jacket on my thing. I kind of look like a like a 971 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,720 goon or like Fisk or something from the spider verse. 972 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,240 Looks like I have huge like like hunched up big ass shoulders. 973 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,280 That's sweet. Have you seen have? 974 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,080 You seen the? Into the spider verse or yeah I 975 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,760 look. Like Wilson Fisk from that OH. 976 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,440 My God, yeah. He looks so fucking badass. 977 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,200 He's giant refrigerator of a male. 978 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,480 That's the ideal male body, Dude, if I could look like that. 979 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,200 And people go like, oh guys, they want hair. 980 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:15,240 If I could be bald and be 6 foot 8 and look like a fucking giant 981 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,000 crazy motherfucker like that. He. 982 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,960 Kills spider man with one hit, he goes boom. 983 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,080 Two hands like that crazy. He's strong. 984 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,480 He's strong man. He's very strong. 985 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,680 Refrigerator of a guy. If he had hair. 986 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,560 Oh dude, if he had a get. Web in it. 987 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,200 He should have a pompadour. If he had a pompadour, you'd be 988 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,800 unstoppable. Suit. 989 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,880 Suit that makes him look even bigger. 990 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,680 He could look bigger. He could because he's wearing a 991 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,560 suit, like a kind of fitted. Suit he's wearing kind of like a 992 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,160 Tom Ford like super skin tight suit if he wore. 993 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,200 Like parachute pants and like a suit. 994 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,080 Suit. He could look even larger. 995 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,920 Yeah, if he. Had some drape if he had some 996 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,600 drape through his garments. Like a conehead prosthetic. 997 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,200 Make his bald head even bigger. He could definitely be more 998 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,800 imposing, but whatever. I'm not the character designer. 999 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,600 Their loss. I applied. 1000 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,160 I'm thinking five times bigger. I know he's already the biggest 1001 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:23,000 looking guy ever. I'm just supposing. 1002 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,680 What if he was even larger? Oh, by the way, guys, I think we 1003 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:33,040 need to issue an apology because we kind of like, I, I just want 1004 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,200 to get ahead of this one, you know, 'cause there's been some 1005 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:43,680 instances in the past where we made fun of somebody and then we 1006 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,080 got some backlash and then we had to do a public apology. 1007 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,600 So this time I'm just going to go ahead. 1008 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,920 That one was. Totally fair, that. 1009 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,640 One was fair. This time I'm going to go ahead 1010 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,800 and just we're going to apologize up front. 1011 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,280 We did a lot of looks, Maxer Clavicular. 1012 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,840 We made fun of them for a little bit couple episodes ago and 1013 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,640 since then I've been looking at a lot of looks Max or content 1014 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,000 and I've realized that these guys are so fucking on the 1015 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,080 spectrum that it has to be, it has to be punching down, dude. 1016 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,960 It has to be these guys. Like I saw him meandering his 1017 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,120 way through a club talking to people and talking to women and 1018 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,480 he's like this guy had he's so fucking on the spectrum it's not 1019 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,680 even funny and so. Yeah, we're sorry. 1020 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,400 We're. Really sorry about that, dude. 1021 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,640 We're sorry. I didn't realize your brain was 1022 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,360 wired like that. I thought you were beating 1023 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,720 yourself in the face with a hammer because you were cool, 1024 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:43,400 and it turns out you might. Lost a little respect for you 1025 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,520 man your. Brain might be fucking spaghetti 1026 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,160 up there. It might be completely cooked. 1027 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:52,200 And for that I'm sorry and I take and I'm not making fun of 1028 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,000 you now he. Does math right. 1029 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,920 He he's also an addict. He's also kind of a method, 1030 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,040 which makes him a little bit cooler. 1031 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,880 Addiction. 'S addiction's tricky. 1032 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,960 OK, so we're not making fun of your addiction. 1033 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:09,680 I just want to emphasize, Yeah, sorry, we didn't realize you 1034 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,200 were an autistic mad. OK, so I'm going to get ahead of 1035 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,640 that and just bottom of the heart our bad. 1036 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,320 We just thought you were a cool dude before. 1037 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,840 We thought you were just. Like a cool guy that beats his 1038 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,960 head with a hammer. My bad. 1039 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,640 Now you're doing a handsome squidward type shit but turns 1040 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,080 out a little off pace so I. Saw the funniest video of him, 1041 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:37,400 like he had just gotten like a tan done or something and he was 1042 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,760 he was doing a live stream where his face was really close to the 1043 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,520 camera and the people were like what the fuck's going on with 1044 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,640 you dude? And like there's a freeze frame 1045 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,080 that I have of him. He looks like he's doing 1046 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,280 blackface, like he's, he just looks like a piece of chocolate. 1047 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,720 And then he has like this beautiful red lipstick on for 1048 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,960 some reason. He's got like some sort of 1049 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,120 cherry lipstick on He's. Doing like the bodybuilder tan? 1050 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,320 Yeah. He's about to go up on stage and 1051 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,440 it was that moment where I was like this guy, he's got a mental 1052 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:12,160 illness of some sort and it's not it's not cool anymore to be 1053 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,080 shitting on him. I. 1054 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,800 Feel bad for him. Did you see he got frame mogged 1055 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:21,200 by an ASU frat leader? Yeah, I saw that that was. 1056 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,680 Brutal. He got frame mogged really hard 1057 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:29,320 and got embarrassed and became beta and I'm so fucking sorry 1058 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,840 man. And I'm not going to say like if 1059 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,040 these are my real shoulders or not, but you get frame mogged 1060 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,600 here too. You get frame mogged, right Now 1061 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:43,200 look how high my shoulders go. So get Fisk Fisk mogged. 1062 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,160 That's the ideal that's that should be looks maxing. 1063 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,000 It's trying to look like Fisk. I'll. 1064 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,640 Fisk you Fisk you fucker. If you. 1065 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,480 Can look like. Fisk that would be insane. 1066 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,520 That would you will. Never get frame mogged another 1067 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,720 day in your life by any fat. Leader if you're fucking 7 feet 1068 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,600 tall. That and the giant ball. 1069 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:09,200 Guy, he's getting close to Fisk. If he could maintain that shape 1070 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:16,080 and put on 400 pounds, 500 lbs, yeah, yeah, he's getting close, 1071 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,240 yeah. It. 1072 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,720 Looks really uncomfortable when they get built. 1073 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:24,040 Like I know he's doing something with his arms and shoulders to. 1074 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,240 Like make it. Even. 1075 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,800 He's doing even. When it seems like he's relaxed, 1076 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,440 it just seems like your body, your body's being pulled wide 1077 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,880 ways or something. I don't know. 1078 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:39,200 There's, I don't know. I mean, granted, it's like 1079 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,360 there's the other side of it where it's like I'm so out of 1080 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,800 shape. But when I sit in this chair for 1081 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,600 long enough, my back starts really hurting. 1082 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,920 Yeah. When I play too many video 1083 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,520 games, my back starts killing me. 1084 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,760 I, I honestly, I got to that point too, where I was playing 1085 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,800 so much nuclear sunset. I was which by the way, guys, I 1086 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,560 talked about last episode, the whole installation process. 1087 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:07,160 It is it's worth it. OK, if you can, if you can 1088 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:12,240 handle going through a like 4 hour installation process, if 1089 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,840 you can hack it, it's incredible. 1090 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,600 It's an incredible journey. What's so? 1091 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,840 Good about it. It's. 1092 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,680 God, it's, you know how you, you get to Megaton in normal Fallout 1093 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,400 3 and you're like, they're like, hey, there's the common house. 1094 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,920 You can stay there if you don't have a place to sleep. 1095 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,720 And there's the water filtration, the water sanitation 1096 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,760 plant or whatever. We need help fixing it and 1097 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,080 stuff. And you look at that in the base 1098 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,400 game and you go, what the fuck ever like get out of my face. 1099 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,080 I'm walking down to Rivet City in the 1st 10 minutes. 1100 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,520 This is like stepping outside a megaton. 1101 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,920 You instantly just get swarmed by stuff, killed by stuff, and 1102 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,320 so. I've. 1103 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,920 Spent many a night sleeping in the bunkhouse in the common 1104 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,000 house. I've spent a lot of time going 1105 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,760 into the men's bathroom drinking out of the sink trying to get 1106 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,840 some non irradiated water. Oh, it's burning. 1107 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,360 Yeah, you. Get a little bit of radiation 1108 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,720 there. I will. 1109 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,280 I'll go out. I'll I'll kill Raiders and stuff 1110 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,800 and collect all their gear. Come back, I have so much 1111 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,840 medical damage done to me. It costs 100 caps to fix me up. 1112 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,760 Then I sell all the stuff that I got from the Raiders and make 97 1113 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,400 caps off off of it. I'm just like constantly in the 1114 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,240 negative. It's like such a tough survival 1115 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:39,000 situation and it's, it's, I don't know, it's, it's, it 1116 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,120 changed it a lot for me, like the experience. 1117 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,640 Can be quite enticing. It is. 1118 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,680 Yeah, it can be. It is very rewarding it. 1119 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,280 Is yeah. I think it's incredible. 1120 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,120 I love it. Is it? 1121 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,080 So. To add some lunch to the game 1122 00:57:55,160 --> 00:58:00,120 and like. 1600. Months New Vegas with it or I 1123 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,320 haven't. Gone to that part yet? 1124 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,080 OK, yeah, I do get to the part where I betrayed everybody at 10 1125 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,680 Penny Tower so I could get the ghoul mask so I just didn't have 1126 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,880 to fight ghouls anymore. So wait, when you betray them, 1127 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,480 are you betraying the ghouls or the people? 1128 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,000 No, I'm. Siding, I'm siding with the 1129 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,640 ghouls and then the ghouls go in and do like a a ethnic genocide 1130 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,880 to all the regular people and kill all the regular people. 1131 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,080 I can't. Remember what I did when I was a 1132 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,640 little kid? I think I was like, get those 1133 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,640 fucking creeps out of here. I. 1134 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,400 Sided with the creeps, baby. I always sided with the creeps 1135 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,840 because here's the thing you don't you don't understand is 1136 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,840 those maybe. I did side with the creeps and I 1137 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,400 just never went back. I'm like, well I hope they're 1138 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,280 all happy. What? 1139 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,920 No, dude, you, you got to lit the creeps into 10 Penny Tower 1140 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,840 and then they go in there and they massacre all the people and 1141 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,560 then you sit there and pick through all their shit and you 1142 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,640 take it all. It was like, that was the 1143 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:58,680 biggest economic expansion I've had on my character since I 1144 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,360 started playing. Was just liquidating everything 1145 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:06,600 that 10 Penny Tower had. That something Roy something, I 1146 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,240 forget his name Roy something the ghoul that wants to take 1147 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,520 over Tenpenny Tower. I think he doesn't care about 1148 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,680 the assets in Tenpenny Tower, he just wants to live in there. 1149 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,720 He. Was like, so real estate, Yeah. 1150 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,440 And so I I took every bit of Dandy Boy, apples and Cram and 1151 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:28,440 Sugar Bombs in my pockets, walked out with £400 worth of 1152 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,400 shit and then had to shuffle my way all the way back to Megaton. 1153 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,040 Yeah. I waddled my way back to Megaton 1154 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,200 badly. Walking, yeah. 1155 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,680 No, I've been having absolute blast playing that. 1156 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,560 Absolute blast. I. 1157 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,240 I kept want to play that. I also kind of like waiting to 1158 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:50,760 see if they actually do remaster them for another playthrough 1159 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,400 'cause I mean, it's been so goddamn long since I played 1160 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:57,680 three. Yeah, I think I tried playing 1161 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:02,480 New Vegas not that long ago, but it was really buggy on PC and I 1162 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,560 think my game kept crashing. There's. 1163 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,440 I didn't even. I'm sure there's 1000 mods that 1164 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,240 fix that. The. 1165 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,320 Amount of the amount of legwork that some of the modding 1166 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,520 community has done to just make sure they're playable is, I 1167 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:21,520 don't know if that's honestly it's, it makes Bethesda look 1168 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,920 like the shittiest company in the world, but it's at the same 1169 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,400 time, it's like the community rocks. 1170 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,360 The community really fucking rocks. 1171 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,920 Off to you. Yeah, I'm not going to take my 1172 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,960 hat off to you, but it's a it's a good job, well done. 1173 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,120 You have the winter Blues. How about a warm meal with 1174 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,360 factor? Okay, you got no time to cook. 1175 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,480 How about you factor something new into your food equation? 1176 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,120 It's human grade food for people. 1177 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,800 It's designed by chefs, designed by dietitians. 1178 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,680 It's it's filled with quality, functional ingredients. 1179 01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,680 OK, I'm talking lean proteins, healthy fats, right? 1180 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,560 Those are good vegetables. No artificial sweeteners, no 1181 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,040 seed oils. No are, you know, no refined 1182 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,240 sugars. With 100 meals rotating weekly, 1183 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,200 That's variety. And variety's the spice of life. 1184 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:20,800 It's the spice of factor. Always fresh, never frozen, 1185 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,360 ready to eat in 2 minutes. I hear Pip he's going crazy. 1186 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,920 I I say factor he's thinks dinner time. 1187 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,840 Not that I would feed it to a dog. 1188 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,440 It's for people. I when I eat factor I like the 1189 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,320 chicken meal. It's delicious and so why don't 1190 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,240 we all head to factormeals.com/forehead 50 off 1191 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:45,560 and use code FOREHEAD 50 OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast 1192 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,800 for a year? Eat like a pro this month with 1193 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,920 factor New subscribers only varies by plan. 1194 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,760 One free breakfast item per box for one year while 1195 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,960 subscription's active. Factor that in. 1196 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,400 I was having kind of a health scare a couple days ago. 1197 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:07,400 I was like, you ever go to pee and your your P ain't coming out 1198 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,720 as quick as it should? And then I look it up and 1199 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,160 they're like, oh, it's your prostate. 1200 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,400 Your prostate's gone. It's has to be all like prostate 1201 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,600 cancer or something like that. That's why. 1202 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,800 You sent me that picture of your asshole the other day. 1203 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,440 Something wrong? With this? 1204 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,240 Is this something you can fix with this? 1205 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,040 How big is your finger it? Turns out the way to fix that 1206 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,720 issue is 5 or 6 beers. That'll clear that issue right 1207 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,680 up. Dude, I went in there. 1208 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,840 Yeah. I was going to say I've never 1209 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,600 had that issue. Pissed like crazy dude. 1210 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,840 I almost knocked the porcelain off that toilet. 1211 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,960 I pissed so frequently and it fills up. 1212 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,520 So most of the time when I, you know, I drive people crazy 1213 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,880 because I'm like, well, I got to go pee again. 1214 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,800 That's not just like I got the inkling. 1215 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,800 I got a full tank and it blasts out. 1216 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,080 That's good man, That's I'm so happy for you. 1217 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,120 It's a curse. It's one of the worst, worst 1218 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,000 curses that a man can have you. Can go to, no peas come out. 1219 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:11,760 I, you know, I'm I'm not going to take it for granted because 1220 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,800 one day I'm going to go to pee and no pee's going to come out 1221 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:18,040 and I'm going to be really fucking scared or like a, a 1222 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,920 kidney stone's going to come blasting out too and RIP my Dick 1223 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,320 in 1/2 or something. I'm so scared of kidney stone. 1224 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:24,840 I. Know. 1225 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,560 So much sweet tea. And that's what I've always 1226 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,320 heard, like sweet sugary drinks. I'm like, I don't drink that 1227 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,120 sugary stuff. And they're like sweet tea 1228 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,680 counts. Oh shit. 1229 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,080 But it's healthy. It's tea. 1230 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:44,880 It's what the British drink. No, man, I was I was having like 1231 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:49,280 a problem for a while where I was like I can't it like you 1232 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,520 know when you go to pee, like the release to when you start 1233 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,280 peeing, it's very constant from person to person. 1234 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,480 All of a sudden it was you're. Like pushed to blast time. 1235 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,240 It was it I've. Noticed that more I'm getting to 1236 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,720 the age where sometimes I do have to give it a little like 1237 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,720 yeah and also I've noticed this is tell me if this is just 1238 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,040 common manhood stuff, but the older I've gotten and when I 1239 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,120 have to throw in sometimes the occasional. 1240 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,520 I I. Shoot out a little, fart a lot 1241 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,000 when I pee now not. Me dude, the fart. 1242 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,960 That's scary. I fart a lot of times when I 1243 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,960 start peeing and it makes going in a urinal in a public place 1244 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,040 pretty bad because So you gotta throw in a little push. 1245 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,440 Well, I'm gonna you're gonna hear a little squeak too. 1246 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,400 It's not a big fight. I don't. 1247 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,040 I don't do a push. I'm scared to do a push because 1248 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,440 Stalt told me a story one time where he was pushing to try to 1249 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,520 get a pee finished. Oh. 1250 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:50,680 I think I'm not gonna like this. I think he got a kidney stone 1251 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:53,760 like that, like dislodged it and the pain was so severe it 1252 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,680 buckled his knee and then he fucking banged his knee on the 1253 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,160 toilet. Yeah. 1254 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,680 And then he accidentally, the motion sensor went off and he 1255 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,240 got sucked down it. Yeah, Yeah. 1256 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,960 That's like my number one biggest fear. 1257 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,720 Yeah. And and so since then, I don't 1258 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,000 push. I don't push a pee. 1259 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,880 I let the pee come to me and then I set it free, you know? 1260 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,240 Yeah, no wonder no pees coming out. 1261 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,400 I'm just going to stand here. You come out when you're ready, 1262 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:18,600 dude. I. 1263 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,800 Don't want to. I don't. 1264 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,960 I want to just open the gate, you know what I mean? 1265 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,360 And if the pee wants to come out to pasture then I will let it. 1266 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,920 But I'm not going to. I'm not going to get behind the 1267 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,440 pee giving. It a little cattle. 1268 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,880 Product into going out, You know what I mean? 1269 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,440 I'm not going to push the pee out. 1270 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,840 I want to overthink the fuck out of the next time I piss because 1271 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,280 now I'm like I don't even know what you mean. 1272 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,520 I'm opening the gate. It's not like a cork you take 1273 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,080 out. You just release. 1274 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,120 Yeah. But you you're doing by 1275 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,880 releasing, you're kind of also no. 1276 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,520 There's a difference between a release and a push. 1277 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:55,080 This guy has almost no mind to penis connection dude I swear. 1278 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,560 I could lift it a little right now if I thought hard enough. 1279 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,280 I. I it doesn't, yeah, It doesn't 1280 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,400 feel like it's really there. I have like phantom penis. 1281 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:12,760 It's got no sensation. My my. 1282 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,200 Grandma's only got one leg and sometimes a karate chop where 1283 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,000 her leg was and I go, you feel that. 1284 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,120 Hit it with a hammer. The chair. 1285 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,600 Does she what? She has she has phantom pain, 1286 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:33,360 but she doesn't feel it when I crotch when I crotch. 1287 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:39,280 Put her in VR. What is that? 1288 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,400 What is that what they call it in VR? 1289 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,360 That's what they call it. That's stolen valor shit when 1290 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,160 they go like I mean. That's from like when you lose 1291 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,520 an arm or something and you're like there it was. 1292 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,760 Or like I still feel my foreskin like stuff like that but. 1293 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,480 I thought. They no, I guess there's. 1294 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,640 No way that people have phantom foreskin that's. 1295 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:03,800 A lie. It's I feel where it should be. 1296 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,600 You think that's what I tell the ladies? 1297 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,480 I say it's actually 4 inches if you account for the phantom. 1298 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,360 Oh, you think it feels small? You should feel what I'm 1299 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:17,120 feeling, Lady I. Had 7 inches of phantom foreskin 1300 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,240 on that. So for me you might want to 1301 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:25,440 stand back. I'm doing tantric banging right 1302 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,600 now and like phantom foreskin. Is that what you want to hear? 1303 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,960 It's disgusting. Oh my parents don't listen to 1304 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,080 this. I forgot they know it. 1305 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,280 I wish I hadn't said a lot of the things I said. 1306 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,240 I just remembered something. I just remembered that my 1307 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,800 siblings found to add some stuff. 1308 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,000 I. It's. 1309 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,520 So it's so freeing in a way when your whole family dies off like 1310 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:54,600 mine has, because you can fucking say really, whatever. 1311 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:59,520 I really focus on me. You can really focus on not 1312 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,560 giving a shit if like everybody's fucking dead, but I 1313 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,480 don't. See, it works. 1314 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,200 Sometimes I just forget, Sometimes I get tired and I just 1315 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,480 forget. My my dad's still around, but my 1316 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,680 dad's like he doesn't give a shit. 1317 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,439 He's like whatever dude, you make more money than I ever made 1318 01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,359 doing fucking dorky ass IT work go for it. 1319 01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:25,560 The. Biggest bad thing that could 1320 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:30,520 happen is not them. Well I guess it'd probably be 1321 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,040 them looking at me different being like Jesus Christ. 1322 01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:38,760 Second would be I never even really said this, but they kind 1323 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,120 of just were under the impression and I never corrected 1324 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:44,880 them that for a lot of my life as a streamer and podcaster, 1325 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:50,120 they they seem to think that I'm like the hardest working man in 1326 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,160 America. And you know, they'll call me at 1327 01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,439 8:00 PM be like, God, I hope you're still not doing it. 1328 01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,960 I didn't call you this morning because I knew you'd be doing it 1329 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,840 like 10 AM. And you know, they just get a 1330 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,680 lot of time. So like they'll be like, well, I 1331 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,000 know you can't come to this event you don't want to go to 1332 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,399 because I'm sure you're working. And sometimes I just say, well, 1333 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,720 you know, I'll just be like, good on you. 1334 01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:15,680 You know, I don't confirm it or don't deny it, but if they ever 1335 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,279 like really queue it in and we're like, the fuck does this 1336 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,760 guy even do all day? There would be a lot of I've had 1337 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,319 some stolen valor where I'm like, Oh, you think I don't know 1338 01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:27,080 what it's like the work till your hands bleed. 1339 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,880 And you know, sometimes in an argument I'll throw out a like, 1340 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,080 Oh, that's why I'm working 180 hours a week, so. 1341 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,680 That so that I get. To come down to your house for 1342 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,200 Thanksgiving. OK, awesome. 1343 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,920 And if they really dialed in and we're like, I just did the math 1344 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:49,279 3 * 3. And then how often is he 1345 01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:51,520 streaming? But they don't account for a lot 1346 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,160 of the prep. Yeah, well, they don't for. 1347 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,720 Every hour they don't know. Yet but. 1348 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,960 There's at least four times that that is prep work. 1349 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,920 We, we, we do writing. We met earlier today. 1350 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:04,960 We do our own writing. Yeah, we. 1351 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,920 Did we met earlier in the day to prepare for it? 1352 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,640 Dude, this is the first. Time we ain't fibbing on here. 1353 01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:13,560 We actually met earlier today and we started doing deep dives 1354 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,000 dude. We were doing deep dives on our 1355 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,720 guest and and what's so funny is we were sitting there reading 1356 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,200 like all this stuff into his his deep history and we're getting 1357 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,960 some great stuff going on things. 1358 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,040 That flips through newspaper articles. 1359 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,960 I bring microficias. Yeah, we're. 1360 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,600 Yeah. We're doing all that. 1361 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,080 We're going through microficias down at the Public Library, and 1362 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,480 then I read my Twitter messages and he's like, Nah, my 1363 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,600 internet's not working too good, I'm not going to do it. 1364 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,400 I was, aw, fuck, I wish I would have read that before we started 1365 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,680 doing all that. We could have spent all that 1366 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,880 time playing ARAM Mayhem. Yeah, so then we said, well, 1367 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:52,440 should we? Should we prep for just us and 1368 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:56,800 never have any fun? You know it all work and no play 1369 01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:02,080 DoH, I say. Hell no, and I went outside and 1370 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:06,440 played T-ball with my daughters. And I went to a dinner where I 1371 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:10,720 got mentally emasculated by. Successful people. 1372 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,640 By people with grander ideas for the world and minds of power. 1373 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,760 I don't want to shit on your friends or anything in case they 1374 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,600 ever watch this but like. Actually, they're actually super 1375 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,240 cool. Around academics like they they 1376 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:29,520 value the world of academia so well, like let me vouch for. 1377 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:33,400 Them in a way of like, I am a little, you know, exaggerated. 1378 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:37,400 They talk in medical terms a lot, but they're also like very 1379 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,040 goofy. They're not like I feel like 1380 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,640 described poorly. You could get the idea of like 1381 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:48,360 guy from Goodwill hunting with ponytail when in reality they're 1382 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:52,480 just very normal people that are just happened to be and more 1383 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:59,520 important than the. The I I know some people that 1384 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:06,040 are they're not even their field is in construction, which is 1385 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,560 odd. People that have slain to prove 1386 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,200 more often act like that like the guy for Goodwill Hunting, 1387 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,000 whereas Will hunting's just like oh. 1388 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,480 What's he talking about? Apples? 1389 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,360 And he's the. Smartest fucking guy there. 1390 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:23,240 And the other guy, whatever. My son, yeah, yeah. 1391 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,600 He's just like, oh bloody hell. I don't this matched my theories 1392 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,960 and he's an asshole but. He's going to Aspen. 1393 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,840 He says that in the scene. I forgot about that. 1394 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,160 Yeah, it's pretty bad ass. Goodwill, on the other hand, 1395 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,640 gets cigarettes put out on him by his foster parents. 1396 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,240 Not so cool of a vacation if you think about it. 1397 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,280 Surgery all the time or some? Something. 1398 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,400 Yeah, I've. Got surgery, Scott. 1399 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,880 I don't remember a lot of that movie, but. 1400 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,200 I. Just Robin Williams, yeah. 1401 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,920 Robin Williams. Pretty cool. 1402 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,320 Ding Ding. Ding, there's another point for 1403 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,120 me. I'm smarter than you guys that 1404 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,600 read books. It's actually the stupid ones 1405 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,360 that are the smartest and the smartest are the dumb. 1406 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:11,720 This is essentially what I'm boiling, but the point I'm 1407 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:19,080 trying to make here is that you. Understand like. 9 times out of 1408 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:25,200 10 the complete uneducated dumbass people, they make 1409 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,800 fucking nothing compared to the fucking academics out there. 1410 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:34,080 And we are in the 1% of the situation where we. 1411 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,720 We represent you, the uneducated and meek. 1412 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,440 We will be your champions. Next time. 1413 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,720 If I go to dinner with these fuckers, they'll say OK, all 1414 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,040 right, all right, you fuckers. Oh. 1415 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,880 Yeah, you don't like. All the words or whatever, 1416 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,920 right? Well, fuck you. 1417 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:51,560 I don't know. Nothing. 1418 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,720 OK, I know. Every word to I'm a Bee by the 1419 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,320 Black Eyed Peas. What do you how many songs do 1420 01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,680 you know? Your songs you listen to don't 1421 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,440 even have words in them. How smart is that? 1422 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,800 Yeah, what are you saying? You know a construction worker 1423 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,600 that's a real Einstein or something. 1424 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,440 I remember he like, asked like, what college I went to. 1425 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,400 I was like, dude, I didn't even graduate high school. 1426 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,440 He immediately fucking dropped me from the conversation. 1427 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,840 He was like very much like silence. 1428 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:28,720 Yeah, silence present. And yeah, it just it it. 1429 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,800 And then I saw him judge somebody else based off of who 1430 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,120 their alma mater was. And I was like, dude, this is. 1431 01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:37,520 It's. Such, I feel like it's a very 1432 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,800 antiquated view viewpoint because I, there's a lot of 1433 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:44,960 people out there that especially not even in, in my generation, 1434 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,000 but even like older millennials, they realize like going to 1435 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,360 college older. Millennial. 1436 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,040 Older. Millennials do, and they realize 1437 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:53,600 going to college isn't all it's shaked out to be. 1438 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,360 Yeah. Dude it's actually like the 1439 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,880 dumbasses go to college and us more smarters don't even go to 1440 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:02,480 high school. Hey big people, people in the 1441 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,440 audience, how many you mother fuckers got a shit load of 1442 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,120 college debt and then your job don't pay no good for it. 1443 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,600 OK, I. Bet Mark Zuckerberg didn't even 1444 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,800 go to elementary or something. I remember seeing it. 1445 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,600 He fucking. Dropped. 1446 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,760 I think he dropped out of college to do his actual 1447 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,560 entrepreneurial work. I don't even think he needed to 1448 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,200 go to college. Which. 1449 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,800 Is what you did with high school? 1450 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,440 Darn, Tooton said. I've got. 1451 01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,160 I. Said hold up, I don't need no, I 1452 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,040 don't need no college diploma to play no video games. 1453 01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,640 OBS is free. You could have gone to like Full 1454 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:34,360 Sail and been even better at playing video games, but. 1455 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,520 Away, Jose. No way. 1456 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,960 You could have gone to video game high school. 1457 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,240 Now you've learned a. Thing or two you're Ryan D in 1458 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:46,400 the law video game high school rules. 1459 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:50,480 That's where I want to go. I learned everything I need to 1460 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,000 know from TV. Hey. 1461 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,600 Dude, Christopher Nolan, go to film school, he's doing fine. 1462 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:59,840 But once you get into like the arts, I feel like the school, 1463 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,320 the school doesn't matter you. Just have to pick out one guy 1464 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,280 that made it through with extreme odds against him and 1465 01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,880 then pick him as your champion. No. 1466 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,080 Sam is saying that he can be your podcasting champion. 1467 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,360 You don't have to go to ice school. 1468 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,560 I. Am saying I can be the 1469 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,160 podcasting champion for the uneducated. 1470 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,080 For the. Uneducated and dumb, I am your 1471 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,440 superhero, but I am I am also saying. 1472 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,040 Champion I. Am also saying that if you're 1473 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:28,120 going into like a creative field. 1474 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,240 You should. View something like film school 1475 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,840 is more of a networking opportunity, not as a place to 1476 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:37,000 get any sort of skills. Because I don't, I don't think. 1477 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:41,240 I think creative industry only cares about what you can make. 1478 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:44,360 They don't care about what your little piece of paper says, you 1479 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,920 know? Yeah. 1480 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:49,520 And to play devil's advocate, I'm you probably also can, if 1481 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,920 you take the right courses, learn some pretty important 1482 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,160 things in those classes. Yeah, but you could also learn 1483 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,320 that off of an Indian guy on YouTube. 1484 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,120 Sure, sure, sure. But let's not discredit the 1485 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,920 networking the. Networking is very important and 1486 01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,440 remember I only hired you because of your academic 1487 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,800 background. Because we're in the same frat. 1488 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:13,360 Yeah, because we were in the Revenge of the Nerds frat 1489 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:17,160 together and we were trying to get it back to its heyday. 1490 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,320 I remember that. Let's do a panty raid. 1491 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,200 We got kicked out pretty quick, but. 1492 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,720 And the jocks beat the shit out of us. 1493 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,520 But that's what that's what bound us together was our. 1494 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:35,240 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when we were chained to 1495 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:40,560 that frat basement wall and being tortured and our tears 1496 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:44,440 filled out our arms and linked. We said we used to make a 1497 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:49,440 podcast together. Wow, torture's horrible. 1498 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:54,840 You want to do video games? I am not good at finance. 1499 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,840 We've got to get out of here. Academic shit ain't worth it 1500 01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,000 dude. No, I actually. 1501 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,840 Did go to college and had really good grades, but like I still 1502 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:07,920 ended up in the same spot. So all pass lead right to 1503 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,960 podcasting is what we're trying to get at. 1504 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,160 You're gonna you mean it doesn't matter if you're a doctor today 1505 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,000 or whatever, You're a trucker today. 1506 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,720 One day you will be talking No if you're a. 1507 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,480 Trucker, the industry is going nowhere OK there's always going 1508 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:26,520 to be products that need to be moved from manufacturer to place 1509 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:30,120 that sells them OK store they. Meant nowhere in a bad way, like 1510 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,520 you're going no. You're that job ain't going 1511 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,400 nowhere. Moving. 1512 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,760 Your job is secured if you're a doctor. 1513 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:38,560 But you think Jim and I can't figure out what's wrong with me? 1514 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,040 Fuck you. You better start figuring out 1515 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,440 how to talk good for two hours at a time, OK? 1516 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,720 Because your only way forward is podcasting. 1517 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:50,760 I think you got to You got to figure out how to be the next 1518 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:54,600 Andrew Huberman. I know who that is, but that's a 1519 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:55,200 good point. He's one. 1520 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,640 Of those fucking like lifestyle guru guys that does like 1521 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,600 podcasts for ladies. Doctor Oz, he used to be a 1522 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,840 wizard or something, then he was a doctor, then he was a 1523 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,400 podcaster, it's like, and then. He was a politician, I think, 1524 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,640 for a brief period, yeah. And. 1525 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:11,560 Then he was like a shill. I don't know. 1526 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,280 He sells like vitamins. At the beginning of the year, I. 1527 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:18,720 Swore off like stopping politics and stuff and then I heard we 1528 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:22,640 like took over Venezuela and then like Epstein files released 1529 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,240 and I'm not. Listening, I'm taking up a 1530 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:29,560 pretty mature policy of just putting my fingers in my ear 1531 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,200 like. They're all raping kids and 1532 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,600 we're taking over other countries. 1533 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,320 Whatever dude. I'm playing Fallout Nuclear 1534 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,200 Sunset with a smile on my face. OK. 1535 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,920 And. When you're in even Fallout 1536 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,160 you're like La La la, I don't care, NCR, I don't care Legion, 1537 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,840 whatever gets the most money in my pockets dude. 1538 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,520 I'm with the outwork, OK? I'm with the Brotherhood outcast 1539 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:58,560 because I gave them, I gave them a plasma pistol and they gave me 1540 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:03,320 9556 rounds. That's big 90. 1541 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,160 Are you kidding me? I've been used to just running 1542 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,880 through 1 mag and then having to beat somebody to death with like 1543 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,440 a a pool cue. All right, So 9556 rounds that 1544 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,440 that bought my loyalty for a long time. 1545 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,240 Yeah. And also, if anybody out there 1546 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:20,000 wants to buy our loyalty, e-mail us. 1547 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:26,080 I'll do it for I don't know what my price is. 1548 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,480 Throw me a number. You'd be surprised. 1549 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,720 You'd be shocked what a deal you can get. 1550 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,520 It doesn't even have to be regarding really anything 1551 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,200 important, just to maybe an argument. 1552 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,560 You need argument with your parents. 1553 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,120 That would that would be a good a good cameo premise. 1554 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:47,600 Do you need a guy on your side? God, I just teared up. 1555 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,000 I just think about how much money I can make off that but. 1556 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,160 Yeah. Cameo, yeah. 1557 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,600 You need a guy in your corner. I'll be on your side for 1558 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,280 whatever argument. Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 1559 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,280 No, well, any. Argument dude you want to make 1560 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:04,480 your you're only tier? One an argument I actually agree 1561 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:09,720 with Tier 2 any argument. If someone, if someone having is 1562 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,960 having to resort to your cameo to win an argument, it's not 1563 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,600 going to be a good argument dude. 1564 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,120 Well, you know, it's going to be you can be persuasive. 1565 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,360 It's going. To be it's going to be something 1566 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,400 horrific. A cameo can be very persuasive. 1567 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,840 Hey, I'm Steve. Are you in the argument? 1568 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:31,120 I don't even know. I I was talking about cameos 1569 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:35,600 earlier today. I haven't seen cameo in so long 1570 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:39,920 like is that a dying? Are they they still doing those? 1571 01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:43,480 Like who's on it now? And I can't Google it. 1572 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,320 I mean I can't. I'd rather just. 1573 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,800 I don't know, you know. Just like like guess. 1574 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,320 I don't know who's, if they're even still around. 1575 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:56,520 I got one from Norm MacDonald. Oh, I forgot about that. 1576 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,840 Right right before he passed I got one from him. 1577 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,720 Oh, Oh my God. Is Steve Zahn on there? 1578 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:09,240 Steve Zahn's on on Cammy. OK, I'm looking there's. 1579 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,960 Didn't see if Doctor Manhattan's on there. 1580 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,640 Some of them are. Didn't see if morphine's on 1581 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,400 there I'm. Looking at the reality TV 1582 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,120 section, I just got a good idea for a gift. 1583 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,480 But oh, they. Got they? 1584 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,880 Got the. Jokers on here they have 1585 01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:27,880 specifically the jokers that were cancelled on here. 1586 01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,600 What do you mean jokers that were cancelled? 1587 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:38,160 Like Joe and James, I'm pretty sure they one of them was like a 1588 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:44,360 pervert and one of them like did was like a pedophile or 1589 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:47,640 something supposedly I don't want to get libeled or whatever. 1590 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,560 I actually. Joe and James it's. 1591 01:22:52,840 --> 01:23:00,560 Funny seeing James Murr the Bald 1, the best one. 1592 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,960 I don't know dude, all I know, or maybe it was Qi. 1593 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,880 Don't know. I think Sal's on the clear, but 1594 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,640 they got Tony Hawk on air. They've got him under the 1595 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,200 reality TV section. That's pretty fucked up, but 1596 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:16,080 let's see under actors. That's actually interesting. 1597 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,360 They've got the guy from The Inbetweeners as the top one on 1598 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,520 actors. They got Billy Boyd from Lord of 1599 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,000 the Rings. They got Pippin from Lord of the 1600 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,080 Rings on air. That's. 1601 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,840 Pretty badass. That's for Mark. 1602 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:28,360 Damn. Some of these are $300 hold. 1603 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,360 On I'm going to. I'm going to look this up. 1604 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,280 What's like a? What's like a they've got. 1605 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:38,000 Dean Norris from Breaking Bad. I I know he's on there because 1606 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,160 you see him do say insane shit. He doesn't give a fuck. 1607 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:41,840 Yeah. He's the 1. 1608 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,680 I feel like I have actually seen him on Twitter. 1609 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:46,920 There's comedians who's acting He's drama. 1610 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,640 From Entourage, OH. Business dude, you can get Mr. 1611 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:52,160 Fantastic on here. The guy from Shark Tank. 1612 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,920 Oh my God, Oh my God. When we when we make a merch 1613 01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:00,000 story, yeah, we invest a trillion dollars. 1614 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,920 What an. Incredible value. 1615 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:08,920 What an incredible value to. Call you Mr. Fantasticks my. 1616 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:13,120 God 100%. Cotton, they say. 1617 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,480 You've got Tom Walling. From Smallville, Clark came from 1618 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:19,120 Small. I'm going to pay for a private 1619 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,320 cameo or he's just like You are doing such a good job watching 1620 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,480 Smallville. I'm so proud. 1621 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:27,160 Toby from the office, we can get him. 1622 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,000 That would be so awesome. Oh. 1623 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:34,120 John Heater from Napoleon. Joel McHale. 1624 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,680 Hello. Yeah, there's like a million 1625 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,600 people on here. OK, OK, I'm God. 1626 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,480 Damn, the prices really vary I feel. 1627 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:45,640 I honestly feel bad for some of them where they're like I'm only 1628 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,800 worth them measly $40 and then some of them have got a little 1629 01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,400 too big of a head where oh. Like Kevin O'Leary. 1630 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,200 What? Do you say is $500? 1631 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:57,680 $6500 for a cami are you? Serious. 1632 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:02,680 You this you better. Be sucking my cock for $6500 1633 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,800 dude. I wonder if I could get him to 1634 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:07,160 do that. 6500 bucks him just do make like Gluck Gluck noises. 1635 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,160 Video of him I I want you going to request I want a joy I. 1636 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,000 Want you're going down your cheek you're. 1637 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:18,360 Going to have to make me a joy for $6500. 1638 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:20,640 Dude. They've. 1639 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:24,640 I mean, honestly. Well, they they got the the. 1640 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,480 Guy from I think you should leave It's like steering wheel 1641 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:31,240 to fly out your car $100 that's on sale right now. 1642 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:34,360 They have the dude from A Clockwork Orange. 1643 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:40,400 How old would he mean? Who the the one that's like like 1644 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,840 the cover guy? Malcolm McDowell. 1645 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:46,200 Malcolm McDowell, they have him. Yeah, that's awesome. 1646 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,240 They got. Everyone on here. 1647 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:50,080 I. Was so wrong about thinking this 1648 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,880 website could be dead. Dude, they they look like 1649 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:54,920 they're doing better than ever. God, we could. 1650 01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,280 We could use so many of these, yeah. 1651 01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,040 We get iced tea. They've. 1652 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,440 Got people from Lost. I honestly just want to people 1653 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,600 from shows I watch we could get. The Rizzler I'm. 1654 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,960 Going to start spending thousands of dollars 20. $1000 1655 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:14,240 we could get a Rizzler 1/20/20 thousand Cedric the Entertainer, 1656 01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:18,080 Isn't he dead? Isn't. 1657 01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:20,080 I don't. I thought Cedric the Entertainer 1658 01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,160 was dead. AI. 1659 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:29,080 Yeah, Cedric the entertainer. What the hell Santa Claus as 1660 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,480 seen on the Today show, starting price 300. 1661 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:35,640 DJ Qualls DJ Qualls $60.00. Hey. 1662 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,160 Sam, thank you for. Loving the movie, the new guy. 1663 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:42,520 You're my biggest fan. Yes, Would it? 1664 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,800 Would it, you know? It'd be really weird to use this 1665 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,640 as a platform for like you pay $60.00. 1666 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,280 Just so you know, they see your message and just be like, I 1667 01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:53,080 don't even want a video man. I just want to say, if you did a 1668 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,840 sensational job, hey man, here's a tip. 1669 01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:04,520 Ricky Berwick $280 starting video price OK, dude, Ricky. 1670 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,120 Ricky, come on, man. You. 1671 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:10,800 Think you're worth $280? You. 1672 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,920 Catch more flies with honey tase. 1673 01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:19,640 On day $500 video price. OK dude the 20 tens are long 1674 01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:23,400 over OK? Like nobody's paying $500.00 for 1675 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:28,640 chocolate rain cameos. That's since he's asking for 10 1676 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:31,840 times the amount that the the brother from Hannah Montana's 1677 01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,560 asking for. You think you're 10 times better 1678 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:36,160 than them? Tom Arnold? 1679 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:40,760 Wow, it is what incredible. You know, these prices are are 1680 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:46,000 self applied and so it's really. Like they get to pick, yeah. 1681 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,360 They get to pick so it is funny because it gives some insight on 1682 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,280 what they think their own value is. 1683 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:55,520 Like Antoine Dodson, the they raping everybody out of here. 1684 01:27:55,520 --> 01:28:00,160 That guy $1000 a video. Well, I think also maybe it 1685 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:04,840 could come to a point where it's like desperation of like, if I 1686 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:10,560 can just get one, yeah. Damn dude, they've. 1687 01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:15,280 They've got this is like not this OK guys, next podcast, we 1688 01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:20,800 promise to have at least one cameo of a of a mega fan guys. 1689 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,800 We've got a we call them micro guests. 1690 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,080 We have a micro guest for the next episode that you're going 1691 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,720 to know from probably film or music or reality I. 1692 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,760 Want to spend $3000 on Mike O'hearn the Bodybuilder? 1693 01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,880 Or we could get like 1520 dollars. 1694 01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,280 That's true. What? 1695 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:42,440 We need to find some people that have face recognition, but they 1696 01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,160 have their egos have been crushed. 1697 01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:45,480 OK. Like Riff Raff. 1698 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:50,480 I love Riff Raff, $500 a cameo. I love Riff Raff. 1699 01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:56,480 Dude, that guy rocks. Yeah, dude, go listen to Larry 1700 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,800 Bird by Riff Raff. That's just a good song. 1701 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,320 It's just a good song about. $500 Good. 1702 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,280 Are you kidding? Me. 1703 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,480 This. One dude, yeah. $500 is good. 1704 01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,280 OK, maybe this website has gone downhill. 1705 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:17,240 This one's Donald Trump AI. It's got 31 reviews and it's 40 1706 01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:21,160 bucks. You're spending $40.00 for AI 1707 01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:23,920 video, dude. And like a decent amount of 1708 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:29,400 people have done it, Jon. Lovitz, Jon Lovitz. 1709 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:34,880 His price is $50,000 for a fucking video. 1710 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,960 I feel like if you have that kind of money, you probably know 1711 01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,600 John Lovitz, right? Like you probably just call him. 1712 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:45,520 The city slickers is that was out fucking 30 years ago. 1713 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,480 Jon Lovitz, Who the fuck do you think you are? 1714 01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:50,040 You're pissing me off. You're. 1715 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,360 Pissing me off, you stupid, You lost. 1716 01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,600 A fan, a super this. Guy he looks exactly like my 1717 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:59,240 dad. He's pissing me off $50,000 for 1718 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,000 a a video. Who? 1719 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:04,680 The fuck do you think you are? Also on the other side of it is 1720 01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:07,360 like, he could also just be like, I'm Jon Lovitz, I'm 1721 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:10,360 already set for life. I don't want to do a cameo 1722 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,480 unless it's an absurd price. And so you just put like a like 1723 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,160 a fuck you price on there. Yeah. 1724 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,800 Just see, yeah. Just to hope that like maybe 1725 01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:22,680 once a year somebody would, you know, pay your mortgage a couple 1726 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,640 times with a shitty cameo that you have to do 2 seconds of work 1727 01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,400 for. So on that and that, you know, 1728 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,400 in that respect I kind of I get it. 1729 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:36,240 It's sad it's how much you said the Rizler was like $10,000 for 1730 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:40,440 160 you can get AJ and Big Justice. 1731 01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:42,920 This really shows you the difference. 1732 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,360 They have a YouTube section dude. 1733 01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,440 I wonder if any of our previous guests are on there? 1734 01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,120 Let's. We got to look them up. 1735 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,720 Hold up. Get a cameo from one of our 1736 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:54,400 guests. Hold. 1737 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:58,040 Up browse talent, How do you like? 1738 01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:02,320 How do you go filter by? There's a moist critical 1739 01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,600 impersonator. Creators. 1740 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,720 Yeah, here we go, 30. Dollars. 1741 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:11,200 I can't think of anyone else that's been on the podcast. 1742 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:17,000 She owe me live. I. 1743 01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:21,800 Just found Devin on here shirtless. 1744 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:28,320 Devin making sending videos. Glozell is doing $1500 a cameo. 1745 01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:31,840 Holy shit dude. If it all crumbles, if if the 1746 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:35,160 empire falls, I have a back up plan. 1747 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:37,040 I can do cameos. You were. 1748 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:40,480 Saying earlier that I need to expand my horizons. 1749 01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:45,960 Boom, Nick Icato Avocado $500 a video. 1750 01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:49,640 I'll do cameos and they have an impersonator section. 1751 01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,040 I can do a lot of good impressions. 1752 01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:54,480 Damn. Hit hit us in one, Let it RIP. 1753 01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:00,960 Yeah, I did an insane Homer Simpson earlier, and then I 1754 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:06,680 couldn't replicate it again. Merge, merge. 1755 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,280 That's Homer Simpson. From that Simpsons Go to 1756 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:12,880 Undertale video. It's a very specific impression. 1757 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:19,960 Comer homie undertale me. Yeah, I could do well, you, you 1758 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:23,480 know, it's like if you pay me $1000, I'm going to learn to do 1759 01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:26,040 that impression. Yeah, OK, I'm going to. 1760 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:30,080 I'm going to dedicate my life learning how to sound like 1761 01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:35,000 Homer. Oh dude, there's some I've. 1762 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,240 Never bought one of these but I'm very tempted. 1763 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:43,760 Ronnie Coleman's $2500. They. 1764 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,200 Have podcast section. Oh. 1765 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:48,040 We should be on there dude. I don't. 1766 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:51,520 Know any of these yo? Lisa Ann, She's only $500 a 1767 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:55,520 video. Who's that I? 1768 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,840 Thought it was the porn star, it says fantasy sports radio host. 1769 01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:00,840 I assume it's still the porn star. 1770 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,960 She's expanding her horizons, yeah. 1771 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:08,400 It's definitely her. Yeah, I know. 1772 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,440 You anywhere? Yeah. 1773 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,400 Hold on. Yep, that's her audience 1774 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:18,600 demographic, 25 to 34, much younger than she is as a lady. 1775 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:22,240 Oh my God dude, Tays on days are great. 1776 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:25,360 He wears the same hat for every single cameo. 1777 01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:31,200 Yeah, I mean, I mean, if you're making a shit ton of money, I'm 1778 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:34,280 sure it's great, but I could imagine like you're an actor 1779 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:36,680 that you see in a bunch of movies and you have to film 1000 1780 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:39,280 just like, hey, what's up guys? I'm the guy from Breaking Bad. 1781 01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:45,880 OK, Like it can get. I could see why Jon Lovitz is 1782 01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:50,960 like, you know what dude, it's either $50,000 or I'm going to 1783 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,280 want to kill myself after doing one of these. 1784 01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,840 What if you just got 10,000 requests? 1785 01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:04,600 Can you say no? Probably. 1786 01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:07,160 Is that one of the benefits? You can have them say anything. 1787 01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:12,800 I bet you if you if you ask for something specific, they'll 1788 01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:14,840 probably just fuck off. They'll, they'll be like, fuck 1789 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,840 you, dude. It's not worth it. 1790 01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:18,800 I, I don't think it would be worth it to sit there and do a 1791 01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:21,080 bunch of like birthday wishes and stuff. 1792 01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,200 Like, do you think Kevin O'Leary wants to be like, happy 1793 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,760 birthday, Sing happy birthday to my friend. 1794 01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:32,480 It's me, Mr. Fantastic. Happy birthday to you. 1795 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:35,800 You should take your birthday money and invest it. 1796 01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:40,120 The. NASDAQ just hit highest ever. 1797 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:46,000 Invest that shit watch. Marty Supreme, now he's in that 1798 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:46,880 right? Yeah. 1799 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,400 I haven't seen it yet. That's. 1800 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,600 Why I wanted to see it was just because he was in it. 1801 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:55,040 'Cause I'm trying to decide if I'm I'm doing research for my 1802 01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:57,960 cameo prospects. I want to know if he's got what 1803 01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,080 it takes to do a really good happy birthday. 1804 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:07,360 Brett Favre $2800 a video. You know he doesn't need the 1805 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:08,560 money. Like why is he fucking? 1806 01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:09,760 Why is he even doing those? I. 1807 01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:12,880 Don't know. Yeah, there are a couple people 1808 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,640 on here where I'm like, really? Yeah. 1809 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:17,840 Really are. You greedy or do you just like 1810 01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:21,000 your fans that much? Yeah, 'cause I don't think you 1811 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:22,760 just like your fans that much. And. 1812 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:27,360 Like Kevin O'Leary for example, $6500 for a video thing. 1813 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:28,200 Like I'm rich. I'm. 1814 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:33,360 Rich as fuck, yeah. But also my spare time. 1815 01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:37,680 I like recording happy birthdays maybe. 1816 01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,560 Maybe that's what makes him a shark is that he can't give up. 1817 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:43,680 He's like $6500 for fucking 2 seconds of work. 1818 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,160 Honestly, yeah, that's probably that grind step in action. 1819 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:51,920 Whereas we're like I. Would I would start every video 1820 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:58,640 which is like I I got you hook, line and sinker bitch, $6500. 1821 01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:01,720 Watch this. You got me for 30 seconds. 1822 01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:03,480 Yeah. You. 1823 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:05,160 Pay. You just paid to fill up my 1824 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:12,800 fucking jet, bitch. I hate you, I used you and I 1825 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:16,280 win. I'm the most rich guy in the 1826 01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:20,240 world times 2. Just have some. 1827 01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,720 Lady's head like bouncing in the foreground of the. 1828 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,560 Video I'm. Motherfucking Kevin O'Leary 1829 01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:29,600 bitch. I'm a shark. 1830 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:32,560 I'm a shark and you're a sheep, OK? 1831 01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:35,520 And you paid for? This 1010 second cameo or 1832 01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,160 someone starts blowing me and I come. 1833 01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:40,760 And it's just it's they paid for. 1834 01:36:42,760 --> 01:36:44,640 They paid for. A happy birthday wish for their 1835 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,840 like their 10 year old daughter or something. 1836 01:36:47,440 --> 01:36:49,840 Sing happy birthday. Sing happy. 1837 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,520 Birthday to my daughter, please, I'm fucking Kevin. 1838 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,640 O'Leary dude, I don't give a fuck. 1839 01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:01,800 I don't know if I'd say that to a kid, but Kevin O'Leary might. 1840 01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:06,240 You know, those rich fucking freaks are. 1841 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,760 I'm Kevin O'Leary. I approve. 1842 01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:12,800 Approve this message. That's good. 1843 01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:15,520 You can save that for when we have to be impersonators on 1844 01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:18,360 Cameo. Oh yeah, I'm Kevin O'Leary. 1845 01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:28,160 I'm getting a blowjob right now. Oh, I've got $1,000,000. 1846 01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:35,680 Dude if I was. Like a multi multi millionaire. 1847 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:40,120 That would be my if I was like at that level where I was a 1848 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:44,200 shark on Shark Tank. I would that. 1849 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,680 Would be my catch phrase. It's just like I. 1850 01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:48,080 Have like a million. Dollars. 1851 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:55,560 It's like means so much less than it did 50 years ago. 1852 01:37:58,280 --> 01:38:01,120 In the last 10 years I earned $1,000,000. 1853 01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:16,440 Here's $1,000,000 idea. I make $100 a day. 1854 01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:23,320 I'm Kevin O'Leary. Genie asked me if I wanted a 1855 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:32,880 billion or a hundred a day. Yeah, fuck Larry and John 1856 01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:34,240 Lovett, you know. That guy that I was talking 1857 01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:36,480 about earlier that won the lottery and then he was just a 1858 01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:38,600 garbage man now. That. 1859 01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:43,560 Fucking guy should be on cameo. Dude, I would pay, I'd pay $500 1860 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:47,720 to get him saying just like. I look in your garbage, I see 1861 01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:51,400 what you're doing away just I once had $1,000,000. 1862 01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:56,480 There's. Just a cameo of him hanging on 1863 01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:59,560 the bag of the garbage truck with this big fucking gold 1864 01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:03,800 chain. What's up bro how you saying Oh 1865 01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:07,080 God. I want to be a millionaire so 1866 01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:09,640 bad so I can just keep telling people like, you know, I have a 1867 01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:13,560 fucking $1,000,000. It sounds so. 1868 01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:14,880 I mean, it's, it's like a number. 1869 01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:17,280 I'll probably never. It's a huge number, but it is. 1870 01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:18,800 It's not. Like when there's. 1871 01:39:18,840 --> 01:39:22,200 People that are, there's people that are like now there's so 1872 01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,920 many billionaires and to just be like, I've got a fucking 1873 01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:32,840 million, I've got $1 million. I just created generational 1874 01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:36,080 wealth for the next 50 of my fucking my lineage. 1875 01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:40,760 It's one day, dude, I'm going to hit $100,000. 1876 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:42,520 I'm going to change up on everything, buddy. 1877 01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:51,520 I've got $100,000. That's awesome. 1878 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:55,000 I want to be a millionaire so freaking bad. 1879 01:39:55,920 --> 01:39:57,560 I'm going to buy a cameo later tonight. 1880 01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,520 I think I'm going to scout around. 1881 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:02,040 I'm just going to pay somebody to say, oh. 1882 01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,360 Fuck, I got a million. Dollars. 1883 01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:11,120 And pretend like you're getting top in my Yeah I. 1884 01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:13,120 Wonder who on here you can get there, I bet. 1885 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:15,760 You Malcolm McDowell would. Dude, that guy fucking rules. 1886 01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:20,440 I the guy from Clockwork Orange that. 1887 01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:22,560 Guy, that guy. Doesn't give a shit dude. 1888 01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:27,600 That guy rocks. Round the clockwork top buddy 1889 01:40:27,640 --> 01:40:30,400 right now. I like how they they have the 1890 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,560 picture of him from A Clockwork Orange. 1891 01:40:32,840 --> 01:40:36,200 He's been in plenty other like John Carpenter movies. 1892 01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:38,880 See what he looks like. I feel like I you've. 1893 01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:41,520 Seen him in, If you see him now, you've seen him in other movies 1894 01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:44,080 like he's been in like Halloween and stuff like that. 1895 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:49,680 Why did they use a picture of him when he's like 20 years old? 1896 01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:53,800 Oh that's I didn't even know old him and young him were the same 1897 01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:56,200 person. You've seen him in movies. 1898 01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:01,320 That guy rocks. He would be an awesome guy you. 1899 01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:05,000 Get to do that. He's got like such an intense 1900 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:09,640 brow line and stare. Dude when I get older I want 1901 01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:11,720 those white eyebrows that just go like. 1902 01:41:12,280 --> 01:41:14,320 Like. Little, little brushes. 1903 01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:17,360 Brush them up. Wax them. 1904 01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:21,520 Yeah, I want. I want it to look like an evil 1905 01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,880 like visor. Or. 1906 01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:27,520 I'm going to. I want to grow a goatee that 1907 01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:30,600 points down. Kevin Sorbo's on here. 1908 01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:36,600 The Island Boys are on here. Harlan Williams $8000 a cameo. 1909 01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:41,000 That's crazy. Frank the Tank. 1910 01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:43,800 Wait, where the fuck do I do Frank the Tank from? 1911 01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:50,240 Let me see. This guy sounds like a like a I 1912 01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:51,920 know this. Like a League of Legends, 1913 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:55,600 somebody that plays support. Frank. 1914 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:01,720 That's dude, I could I could go for a fucking evil a ram right 1915 01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:05,800 now, an evil a ram Mayhem. I don't know if you guys play 1916 01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:09,520 any League of Legends or even if you're someone that's like I 1917 01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:10,680 played this year a long time ago. 1918 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:13,640 I swore it off. Hop on there and play a RAM 1919 01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:17,400 Mayhem that. Was me like 1 podcast to go, one 1920 01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:19,520 or two podcasts to go. I'm like, I'm so glad all my 1921 01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:21,800 stupid fucking friends still play that game. 1922 01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:28,400 I got out. I got a little real back. 1923 01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:30,400 Go play an A RAM Mayhem. Tell me. 1924 01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:33,280 Tell me what you think. And poor timing. 1925 01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:35,840 Last podcast I said that I would never play Minecraft 'cause 1926 01:42:35,840 --> 01:42:40,360 they're all rumors. And just coincidentally, I did 1927 01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:42,840 re download Minecraft. I've been having a lot of fun 1928 01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:46,240 making a home, but I'm not playing multiplayer and I'm not 1929 01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:48,640 making content about it. So I think I'm in the clear. 1930 01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,280 But I've been working on a beautiful garden. 1931 01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:54,160 That's good. You know what? 1932 01:42:55,320 --> 01:43:00,120 Tony Hawk big ups to Tony $1000 a video. 1933 01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:02,440 That's very. I feel like that's reasonable 1934 01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:06,160 for someone of Tony Hawk's name recognition. 1935 01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:09,600 It's I feel. Like reasonable on here is like 1936 01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:13,760 buck fit. There's some fuckers on here. 1937 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:18,040 They're like $8000. Who the hell is Tim Dekay? 1938 01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:21,920 Tim Dekay 13,500 per video. Who the fuck? 1939 01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:25,000 That's no Tony Hawk. Tim Dekay, Tim. 1940 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,440 Dekay, I don't even know this guy. 1941 01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:28,040 I don't even know this guy's face. 1942 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:31,760 He starred in the series White Collar. 1943 01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:34,480 He's. Bizarro Jerry on Seinfeld. 1944 01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:38,920 Fuck off 13,500 Tony Hawk's doing it for 1000. 1945 01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:43,520 That guy did 900 spins in the air in the exit not. 1946 01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:47,680 Even the main guy from White Collar and he's asking for that 1947 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,320 much, Tony. Hawk was the main guy when he. 1948 01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:54,800 Now, Matt Bomer or Boomer or whatever, I could see pain that 1949 01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:56,440 much because he was really good in the show. 1950 01:43:56,440 --> 01:44:00,680 Chuck, Yeah. Oh God, didn't even think about 1951 01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:02,720 seeing if anybody from Chuck was. 1952 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:08,400 By the way, there's a guy that his name is not Tom Cruise. 1953 01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:12,680 He looks almost nothing like Tom Cruise. 1954 01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:14,720 And so I'll. Even put it in the name He He. 1955 01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:20,200 He compensates by having really big sunglasses 'cause I think he 1956 01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,960 knows he looks nothing like Tom Cruise. 1957 01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:29,920 He's somehow he's getting, what was it, $3500 per video? 1958 01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:40,640 And he has 643 to 43 reviews. That's that's incredible. 1959 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,240 There's something here too, about. 1960 01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:48,040 Kenny G Kenny G $50,000 per video. 1961 01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:53,600 What hold? On You better tell me the 1962 01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:55,720 secrets of the saxophone. Holy. 1963 01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:56,760 Shit. Sex. 1964 01:44:57,160 --> 01:45:00,000 It's a oboe. What is that or something? 1965 01:45:01,080 --> 01:45:04,680 What? Who am I thinking is Kenny G not 1966 01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:06,640 the oh. Yeah, he might be an Alto sax or 1967 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:09,000 something. Yeah, he's a he's a sax 1968 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:12,800 Serenade. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 854 1969 01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:16,640 reviews at $50,000 a cameo. You're a bobo, dude. 1970 01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:18,520 I don't even know what the hell that is. 1971 01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:22,440 That. Is dude, this guy has probably 1972 01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:25,960 made more from Cameo than he ever made doing his actual music 1973 01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:29,240 career. Guys, you want the Forehead 1974 01:45:29,240 --> 01:45:31,360 Fable crew to give you a happy birthday? 1975 01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:33,720 You want us to give you a happy birthday? 1976 01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:35,600 We do. We do. 1977 01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:41,920 Starting. Price down below. $75 OK, we'll 1978 01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:46,040 shoot real low and then we'll Jack it up to 50,000 real quick. 1979 01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:49,720 You've seen a less I mean, is it because other people have the 1980 01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:53,360 same idea that I do, that the Lex Luthor really shines in the 1981 01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:57,360 show or not? But Tom Welling Superman, he's 1982 01:45:57,360 --> 01:46:03,440 priced at $300 and he only has 150 reviews, whereas whereas Lex 1983 01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:07,520 Luthor's priced at 175 and he has 600. 1984 01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:12,360 So if you set your price lower, you can end up making more 1985 01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:15,080 money. So if we did Cameo for a dollar 1986 01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:22,000 and then we got a million cameos, people are buying like 1987 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:22,920 10 at a time. We. 1988 01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:27,040 Don't even get 1,000,000 views. That's why I'm saying they're 1989 01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:30,320 buying 10 at a time. People are they can't get enough 1990 01:46:30,440 --> 01:46:31,800 of them. Oh my God. 1991 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,280 Oh, would people only have one birthday a year? 1992 01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:36,600 Well, they do. But do other people. 1993 01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:39,640 Well, they do also. But collectively, with all the 1994 01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:42,240 people you know, there's not just one birthday a year. 1995 01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:44,760 It'd. Be funny to get your parents to 1996 01:46:44,760 --> 01:46:47,880 be like, who are these guys? There were just two guys going, 1997 01:46:51,480 --> 01:46:57,920 it's your birthday. It is technically your birthday. 1998 01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:02,560 I just made $1,000,000. I have to fly you out every 1999 01:47:02,560 --> 01:47:05,640 every weekend, God. 'S killing us. 2000 01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,880 It's financially ruining us. We're. 2001 01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,760 Losing so much money on the plane tickets. 2002 01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:16,080 Fuck. I think your girlfriend would be 2003 01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,840 OK. With you living with me for six 2004 01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:22,360 months so we can do our cameos. If I'm making if I could make 2005 01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:25,600 1000 fucking dollars in those six months, yeah. 2006 01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:31,760 I'm 1000 there bitch. I just hit 4 diggies, I think. 2007 01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:33,720 Yeah, I think things would change around here. 2008 01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:37,680 Dude, we can get Sarah. Palin for $5000. 2009 01:47:38,680 --> 01:47:41,240 That's a good endorsement for the podcast, I think. 2010 01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:43,280 Yeah. Oh, I love that. 2011 01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,600 It's a good impression. I could do her impression for 2012 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:50,200 1000 Governor. Of Alaska, that rocks. 2013 01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:54,840 She has one cameo. It looks like that she's done. 2014 01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,040 I'm not totally surprised but I mean a little shocked. 2015 01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:03,920 I do fear for the cameo artist though with the rise of AI 2016 01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:07,560 videos just making people say like I love the minions movie 2017 01:48:08,120 --> 01:48:11,440 and then these people are like they better start lowering their 2018 01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:14,160 prices I. Hadn't even considered that we 2019 01:48:14,160 --> 01:48:18,600 could we could do what this entire fuck dude, I I could I 2020 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:23,520 could get you Frankie Munez giving us an endorsement in 20 2021 01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:26,880 minutes with AII don't need to pay him $8000 from. 2022 01:48:26,880 --> 01:48:28,960 The show, Yeah. Hey, it's me, Malcolm in the 2023 01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:30,920 Middle from the real I'm really Malcolm. 2024 01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:35,360 You. Got this Cam you 20 years ago 2025 01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:41,240 Can you search by price? Can you be like what's the cheap 2026 01:48:41,320 --> 01:48:44,320 oh price low to high? What's the cheapest person? 2027 01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:50,160 You can do 0 to $1.00. What's the cheapest fucking 2028 01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:52,120 person on the entire site? You. 2029 01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:56,360 Can do under 25 and then I can do the price of $6. 2030 01:48:56,360 --> 01:49:01,120 Let's see. OK, it's a it's a Ronaldo 2031 01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:05,560 impressionist is doing $6. It's much better than the Not 2032 01:49:05,560 --> 01:49:09,920 Tom Cruise impressionist. Shoe nice who's doing it for 10 2033 01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,920 hell. Yeah, OK. 2034 01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:13,720 Almost. Andy Reid, 10. 2035 01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:15,920 There's some $10 guys. There's the guy, if you ever see 2036 01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:19,760 him on TikTok, he puts a speaker on his head and spins it a lot, 2037 01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:24,440 $10 there's a pig or just an actual pig that will sing you a 2038 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:27,440 birthday song. I don't see if we're recognizing 2039 01:49:27,440 --> 01:49:29,680 anyone else here. There's a pig that's more 2040 01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:31,840 expensive than like a real person. 2041 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:36,200 Yeah, that's sad. There's a dog. 2042 01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:39,960 It's also that. Damn Pig done stole my cameo. 2043 01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,600 I'm. Trying to feed my kids with that 2044 01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:45,320 fucking pig. Price me out. 2045 01:49:45,720 --> 01:49:47,920 He can't be making more money than me. 2046 01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:50,840 He cannot be making more money. I would. 2047 01:49:50,960 --> 01:49:52,400 Honey, I would have been able to pay. 2048 01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:54,720 The heating bill this month for that fucking pig. 2049 01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:56,240 Done. Took all my. 2050 01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:59,920 My customers. People are going crazy. 2051 01:49:59,920 --> 01:50:01,800 They're going to hog crazy for that pig. 2052 01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:08,440 There's a guy that played a character in Call of Duty $20. 2053 01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:14,080 That rocks, dude, that like I love it when people just have a 2054 01:50:15,440 --> 01:50:20,160 like some minor thing that they did in in a show or like a game, 2055 01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:24,120 and then they just stick to it and they try to they they'll 2056 01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:27,480 like make it their entire personality. 2057 01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:33,760 Yeah, I mean, it's Oh my God, I recognize this guy from TikTok, 2058 01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:37,800 $15 and I say so much is it is OK. 2059 01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:40,800 Almost. Yeah, we. 2060 01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:43,880 Laugh now, yeah? This is going to be US1. 2061 01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:47,800 Day it's going to say Forehead Fables Brief Cameo 24 hour tech 2062 01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:54,320 $5000 please will do anything. I will fly to you. 2063 01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:58,200 You can take a video of me with your goddamn iPhone. 2064 01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:04,600 I don't care. I'll do whatever you want. 2065 01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:05,920 I'm going to turn into the fucking guy. 2066 01:51:05,920 --> 01:51:07,840 I'm like, why? You should keep coming to my 2067 01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:09,680 house asking for money. I'll be showing off to your 2068 01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,920 house. A little shovel. 2069 01:51:11,840 --> 01:51:13,520 Hey man, got any work? I. 2070 01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:17,560 Would love to be like that guy that's filmed 20 years from now 2071 01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:19,640 where they're like, are you General Sam? 2072 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:22,240 And I'm just in a gutter. Like can I have a little 2073 01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:26,480 cardboard house? And I'm I'm. 2074 01:51:26,480 --> 01:51:29,320 Crawling out of it can. You give me something. 2075 01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:32,200 Oh, dude, I remember watching you on YouTube. 2076 01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:37,840 Oh, I had to sell the computer, man. 2077 01:51:37,840 --> 01:51:40,600 I had to sell. It you gotta use your computer 2078 01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:45,640 to play a RAM please. Dude please let me use the 2079 01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:47,800 computer to play a RAM mayhem just. 2080 01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:51,160 One. I just need one, she took. 2081 01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:53,640 Everything she. Took everything. 2082 01:51:54,720 --> 01:51:56,600 Daddy. 'S in the box with me man. 2083 01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:01,560 She's going give it up. Get a real holy. 2084 01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:06,320 Grown daddy, what's your computer? 2085 01:52:09,480 --> 01:52:14,960 And something we used to have. And then I pull up in my fucking 2086 01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:19,400 20 piece suit, flick you a quarter scrub. 2087 01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:22,760 Oh, you figure it's a. Hologram quarter. 2088 01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:30,680 Those cost $1,000,000. I go to grab it, it's just like 2089 01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,960 it's a hologram like Star Wars. I can't grab, shoot, fart. 2090 01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:39,520 Spray in your box. Pull yourself up by your 2091 01:52:39,520 --> 01:52:44,680 bootstraps like me. I charged my cameos at a dollar 2092 01:52:45,520 --> 01:52:50,040 whereas you were charging 5000. I'm also in this scenario. 2093 01:52:50,040 --> 01:52:53,800 I've lost everything but then my cameos were better priced. 2094 01:52:55,200 --> 01:53:00,360 I can afford all the grams. We got a suit with like 20 2095 01:53:00,360 --> 01:53:08,680 fucking buttons around it. We need to get. 2096 01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:11,280 Zoot suits, OK, if we're going to, if we're going to squander 2097 01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:14,480 money, that's the thing we should squander it on is just 2098 01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:17,000 zoot suits. Absolutely, absolutely. 2099 01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:21,440 I've I'm just squandering on the wrong thing You. 2100 01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:23,520 Keep trying to buy what? Like this stupid shit? 2101 01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:26,040 Like a car? What do you need that for? 2102 01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:27,920 What? You need to go fast? 2103 01:53:27,920 --> 01:53:29,840 You have legs dumbass. I don't. 2104 01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:31,360 Even people. Die in those? 2105 01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:31,680 Yeah. What? 2106 01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:32,880 Am I you? Know that, right? 2107 01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:35,000 Like they drive them fat. You ever heard of someone dying 2108 01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:39,120 in a zoot suit? No. 2109 01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:42,080 Elvis. You might be invincible in those 2110 01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:43,440 things. You have no idea. 2111 01:53:43,480 --> 01:53:45,680 You know, I could be the key. I'm scared. 2112 01:53:45,680 --> 01:53:48,680 That if I don't get a car soon, I'm going to like one day just 2113 01:53:48,680 --> 01:53:51,640 realize I'm like agoraphobic or something and I'm going to be 2114 01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:54,520 like outside. Oh hell. 2115 01:53:55,200 --> 01:53:57,760 Dude, have you ever? Have you been like this job does 2116 01:53:57,760 --> 01:54:00,200 have it's dangerous guys. OK, You think we take it easy 2117 01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:02,200 all the time? Sometimes I'm inside my house 2118 01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:05,440 for so long, I go out to, like do something and I just clam up 2119 01:54:05,440 --> 01:54:07,280 with the first person I go to talk to. 2120 01:54:07,640 --> 01:54:10,280 I go like. I. 2121 01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:14,200 Haven't spoken to a human outside of my family circle in 2122 01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:14,960 weeks. Happy. 2123 01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:17,760 Birthday too. Oh sorry, all I do is sing 2124 01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:21,120 birthday cameos now. I forgot what it was like. 2125 01:54:21,920 --> 01:54:23,280 I'm. Not going to talk to you until 2126 01:54:23,280 --> 01:54:27,840 you Venmo me $5. That's usually how this works. 2127 01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:32,640 Spare. Holograms, dude. 2128 01:54:32,640 --> 01:54:36,760 If I don't get a car soon, and if I have like even one more 2129 01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:39,440 encounter with a bunch of dogs trying to kill me, I might never 2130 01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:41,640 leave again. I got to get out. 2131 01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:45,440 I got to get out of this house. Not like like not. 2132 01:54:45,960 --> 01:54:49,840 I just need to get out there. Yeah, I have all the capability. 2133 01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:51,720 I just don't have the want Abby's. 2134 01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:54,000 Like, you realize that you bought that fucking van, You've 2135 01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:57,880 driven it like maybe 10 times. Like. 2136 01:54:57,960 --> 01:55:02,720 Maybe once, I think like once a week, I probably drive it. 2137 01:55:03,920 --> 01:55:06,240 I put the girls bikes in the back and we'll go out to the 2138 01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:08,320 park or something. But for the most part, Abby 2139 01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:10,080 drives me around like a little Princess. 2140 01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,040 Yeah, I love being trimming around. 2141 01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:15,640 It's the best. It's the best that's it's 2142 01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:19,120 problems there because like next weekend I got invited to a 2143 01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:23,680 birthday, but she's busy and I'm like, I have to rent a car to go 2144 01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:25,240 to this birthday because it's in Louisville. 2145 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:30,040 Think I might just pull the old. Well, I don't have a car. 2146 01:55:31,160 --> 01:55:37,240 It's actually a great excuse and technically it does run like I 2147 01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:43,200 in an emergency I could drive it, but it's like a death trap. 2148 01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:46,720 What's, what's going on with it? I don't know anything about it. 2149 01:55:46,720 --> 01:55:49,280 You turn. It on it goes OK. 2150 01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:53,440 Wait, do it one more time and. Good timing. 2151 01:55:53,440 --> 01:55:59,840 Imagine this this steam. And if I don't, if I don't keep 2152 01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:05,320 chucking coal in the back. Yeah, no, it's just, like, 2153 01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,720 really scary to drive. It pulls pretty hard left and 2154 01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:15,120 the brakes are not worn out. But apparently the whole brake 2155 01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:19,080 system's failing and the it's got something wrong with the 2156 01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:22,680 engine. I'm trying to hear your plight, 2157 01:56:22,680 --> 01:56:25,040 your vehicle plight. And then I found this lady on 2158 01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:29,600 Cameo that you basically ask her to do like birthday wishes and 2159 01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:32,480 she's like jiggles her giant boobs in the camera and goes 2160 01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:36,360 like happy birthday. You know, my birthday's coming. 2161 01:56:38,280 --> 01:56:39,040 My birthday. Well, I. 2162 01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:43,840 Might be able to get Annabelle Rogers to give you a a booby 2163 01:56:43,840 --> 01:56:48,000 sloshing for your birthday. Babe, I swear I don't know her. 2164 01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:51,840 I swear to God. It's so much cheaper than the 2165 01:56:51,840 --> 01:56:55,720 $50,000 Kenny G. Like what? 2166 01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:59,360 If if I spend $50,000 and I'm like, hey man, I really need a 2167 01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:05,040 car, do you think you'd send me one like a $6000 car at least? 2168 01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:10,680 Spending. 50. $1000 like. Kidding, like I my car. 2169 01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:13,840 Broke down I need some music because I can't afford to get a 2170 01:57:13,840 --> 01:57:16,600 new car, can you I? Spend money to make money can. 2171 01:57:16,920 --> 01:57:18,960 You at least serenade me with some music. 2172 01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:20,600 Can. You please give me a mystery 2173 01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:22,640 car. Could be worth a million, could 2174 01:57:22,640 --> 01:57:24,880 be worth nothing. What? 2175 01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:26,560 What do you think you would do? You think you would take your 2176 01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,240 money if you were obviously like a homeless guy going like, I 2177 01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:32,000 spent everything to get this, Kenny, can you just get me some 2178 01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:33,960 music, please? I'm always. 2179 01:57:33,960 --> 01:57:35,360 Under the impression I owe to you. 2180 01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:39,960 Now I'm very confused and I'm very I'm very psychotic. 2181 01:57:42,880 --> 01:57:44,840 Wait, I. Only get some music for like a 2182 01:57:44,840 --> 01:57:47,520 minute. Do my bidding. 2183 01:57:48,720 --> 01:57:50,360 There's a man I need you to kill. 2184 01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:56,120 You have to infiltrate this party undercover. 2185 01:57:56,120 --> 01:57:59,080 Kenny Cheek. Kenny, do your shrillest note 2186 01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:02,520 that'll blow up his head. Your mission, should you choose 2187 01:58:02,520 --> 01:58:05,480 to accept it, need you to play a chord. 2188 01:58:05,480 --> 01:58:10,000 So annoying I. Know you can do it, Kenny. 2189 01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:15,600 I've seen that instrument. OK go to this address and tik. 2190 01:58:15,600 --> 01:58:17,200 T.O.K prank. I need you. 2191 01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:19,520 It's the only way the prank will work. 2192 01:58:22,320 --> 01:58:28,360 You've got to fly to Indiana. I don't think Kenny G's ever 2193 01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:32,920 stepped foot in fucking Indiana. Oh I bet he's played here in his 2194 01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:34,400 heyday, dude. In. 2195 01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:36,600 His heyday. His heyday's right fucking out 2196 01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:38,760 dude. He's $50,000 a cameo. 2197 01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:41,640 I bet if I looked him up right now, he's playing here next 2198 01:58:41,640 --> 01:58:43,520 week. I bet you $1,000,000. 2199 01:58:43,720 --> 01:58:44,560 Wait. Oh. 2200 01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:47,160 Wait, Chicago's in? Wait, no, it's in Illinois. 2201 01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:49,960 Never mind. What's in Indiana? 2202 01:58:49,960 --> 01:58:54,120 Name one city in Indiana. Indianapolis. 2203 01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:57,880 That's. Nothing. 2204 01:58:57,880 --> 01:59:03,920 Dude, he wouldn't play there. Hold on, let me look in the 2205 01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:06,000 Indiana. I've even been here. 2206 01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:08,400 Gary. Yo, Gary. 2207 01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:10,720 Now that's a God damn French Lick. 2208 01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:14,040 Now that's a nice place. French Lick is nice. 2209 01:59:14,040 --> 01:59:20,800 Yeah, that is a cool place. God, even the the shape of 2210 01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:23,360 Indiana just makes you kind of sad looking at it. 2211 01:59:23,360 --> 01:59:26,960 You ever look at that thing square on top like? 2212 01:59:26,960 --> 01:59:30,120 An like an elegant boot raggled. On the bottom. 2213 01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:34,680 It's not raggled. It's where it's it's really gets 2214 01:59:34,680 --> 01:59:36,560 beautiful down there. It's raggled. 2215 01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:38,440 No offense. Region rats. 2216 01:59:38,760 --> 01:59:40,080 Anyone from Indiana and the region? 2217 01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:41,360 That's what they call them region. 2218 01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:43,680 Rats. It is what they call them here. 2219 01:59:43,680 --> 01:59:48,360 It's quite cruel. What's like the county of 2220 01:59:48,360 --> 01:59:53,240 Indiana where you're like, oh, you're from there, You know, 2221 01:59:53,240 --> 01:59:54,400 like there, there's like, I feel. 2222 01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:57,000 Like it could. I feel like if you live in like 2223 01:59:57,000 --> 01:59:59,280 Carmel, it's anywhere but Carmel. 2224 01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:04,240 And then for everyone else, it's just like, yeah, man, we're all 2225 02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:06,320 in this together. I mean, I don't know, There's 2226 02:00:06,320 --> 02:00:08,360 not really. You can like, you have your 2227 02:00:08,360 --> 02:00:11,280 local people where you're like, oh, you're from that town. 2228 02:00:11,280 --> 02:00:14,000 I'm not going to dox myself. But it's the end of the day. 2229 02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:15,280 They're saying the same shit over there. 2230 02:00:15,280 --> 02:00:16,360 And you're both right. Yeah. 2231 02:00:17,400 --> 02:00:20,360 It's there's some good, there's some good places. 2232 02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:28,280 There's not like a lot of there's not like a lot of 2233 02:00:28,280 --> 02:00:32,760 exceptional stuff. I just saw that in Lebanon, I 2234 02:00:34,200 --> 02:00:38,960 think AI is making a processing plant some company and they just 2235 02:00:38,960 --> 02:00:42,680 bought like 16,000 acres or something or 1600 acres. 2236 02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:47,040 And there goes our energy bills, Hoosiers guys. 2237 02:00:47,040 --> 02:00:49,640 So we're going to go to bed and they're going to pump it all 2238 02:00:49,640 --> 02:00:52,880 into the water. You're going to pump the. 2239 02:00:52,920 --> 02:00:55,480 AI into the water. Yeah, the. 2240 02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:58,120 Lebanese, you said? Yeah. 2241 02:00:58,360 --> 02:01:01,760 So if you guys see me making any cameos, that is not me. 2242 02:01:01,760 --> 02:01:04,600 See me? Making any anti Lebanese 2243 02:01:04,640 --> 02:01:05,680 content? Yeah. 2244 02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:10,520 That's the Lebanon it's in. Indiana, I'd like to be 2245 02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:18,080 specific. Yeah, but no Indiana. 2246 02:01:18,200 --> 02:01:20,680 This is real. Yeah, this is real. 2247 02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:24,840 Oh, it's meta. They're building a 1500 acre 2248 02:01:24,920 --> 02:01:27,240 data center. That's what we needed did. 2249 02:01:28,120 --> 02:01:30,680 You just did. You just dump that on Lebanon 2250 02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:34,000 and he turned around and you're like, it's actually meta like 2251 02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:35,920 the. Biggest no the the town is 2252 02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:37,720 Lebanon. I thought you were, I thought 2253 02:01:37,720 --> 02:01:41,480 you were saying like Lebanese businessmen, we're we're buying 2254 02:01:41,480 --> 02:01:44,280 up a big and you're like, oh, never mind. 2255 02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:46,800 It's just meta like the biggest U.S. company. 2256 02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:51,640 OK, that makes more sense. Yeah. 2257 02:01:51,840 --> 02:01:55,320 It's not, it's not, no, it's not like Middle Eastern. 2258 02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:58,280 It's not like a Middle Eastern country was like we're going to 2259 02:01:58,280 --> 02:02:01,240 build a big AI farm in in Indiana. 2260 02:02:01,320 --> 02:02:04,440 For some reason, there's a city in Indiana called that, and 2261 02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:08,600 it's, yeah, it's, I don't know, but the trick is, dude. 2262 02:02:08,720 --> 02:02:11,040 You guys have a Lebanon over there, but what you need to do 2263 02:02:11,040 --> 02:02:14,560 is, is call it like Lebanon or something because we have a, a 2264 02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:20,640 Cairo here, but we call it Cairo and it's Cairo. 2265 02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:24,160 And then they're like Cairo's where the pyramids are. 2266 02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:28,800 Cairo is in Georgia. I'm from Lebanon, yeah. 2267 02:02:28,800 --> 02:02:31,320 You got to come up with a different a different way of 2268 02:02:31,320 --> 02:02:33,600 saying it. That way people don't 2269 02:02:34,120 --> 02:02:36,320 misconstrue what you're saying like I just did. 2270 02:02:36,360 --> 02:02:38,600 I look like a fool. You just made me look like egg 2271 02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:40,160 on your face because of that. There's. 2272 02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:48,960 There's egg on your face. Can we buy a cameo like tomorrow 2273 02:02:48,960 --> 02:02:51,120 for the end of this episode? Yeah. 2274 02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:57,600 Kevin O'Leary what? An incredible episode, seriously 2275 02:02:57,600 --> 02:03:00,400 awesome. Let's see if we can get some 2276 02:03:00,400 --> 02:03:04,520 Just C Lister to be like. And that was another classic for 2277 02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:07,800 Head Fables experience. Thank God I'm a patron. 2278 02:03:08,360 --> 02:03:11,680 What's the cheapest fucking person on the entire site? 2279 02:03:15,880 --> 02:03:18,880 What's up? It's me, John Cusack. 2280 02:03:20,200 --> 02:03:22,880 Just wanted to say some really great episode. 2281 02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:29,160 You guys really one of the best that I've seen, you know, in a 2282 02:03:29,160 --> 02:03:35,080 while. Some of the ones with that Aqua 2283 02:03:35,080 --> 02:03:37,560 fellow we're really good too. Just saying. 2284 02:03:37,560 --> 02:03:39,920 But that one was also really good, you know? 2285 02:03:39,920 --> 02:03:43,880 I hope you guys are well, Sam and poop, you guys, you're the 2286 02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:49,080 best. Thank you for buying my Cameo.