1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,440 Guys, we think taxes, we're taking a libertarian arc all of 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,400 a sudden. I think taxes are actually kind 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,400 of like theft. The roads here are so fucking 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,080 bad that they blow up my car and I need, I need the money more 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,920 than them because I need to buy more stuff. 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,320 Guys I just took an Adderall. These are 12 tips to avoid 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,360 taxes. I'm telling you all business 8 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,920 owners are taking risk. Got to have a plan. 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,880 Get a minute to help decide which way you going. 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,080 Sorry dude, we started. We started talking before we hit 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,040 the record button. Guys, that was really 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:36,960 unprofessional. Hold on. 13 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,280 Before we start, we got a nice little message from this guy 14 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,960 Flubase. He sent me this right before we 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,600 started. His recent podcast was kind of 16 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,080 just OK. Do better, nerd. 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,080 That's Booster Gold. Yeah. 18 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,760 He hates us. So that's that's something that 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,880 we can think about before we start this to put us in good 20 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,800 spirits. I was literally about to hit 21 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,120 such an intro. Or I was posed off. 22 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,040 Let's go. And then? 23 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,600 I'm the forehead. Fables and that sucked it out of 24 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,680 you. Now I have no energy. 25 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,400 Let me do a new one. Hey, guys. 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,760 Yeah, whatever. I'm the forehead fables. 27 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,680 Just another episode I guess. This is going to be a quality 28 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,240 episode. We were just talking about how 29 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,760 we never do quantity, just quality over at Forehead Fables 30 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,880 just OK, OK, yeah, that's going to that's going to really tick 31 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,960 me off for a while. It's going to take me a minute 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,960 to. I read that mind on that and you 33 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,240 know the crazy part is when I responded to it, which of course 34 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,280 I responded with give me your fucking address right now, I'll 35 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:37,600 find you and kill you. He was like, tell Poob I said hi 36 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,360 and can I have moderator on the discord? 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,160 I was like, I'm not, but I I incidentally told you hi but 38 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,600 you're not getting moderator and I wouldn't have told Poob 39 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,360 anything if I wasn't so pissed off by what you said. 40 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,560 Of your scathing review or you were actually probably pretty 41 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,120 realistic. I'm not even going to say hello 42 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,440 back to you, bitch. Yeah. 43 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,800 What do you say about that? Yeah, I instead we're going to 44 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,160 talk about something awesome like Michael Jordan pinching 45 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,160 that kids ass like 25 times. Wait, wait, wait. 46 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,880 That is important. But let me first say that I also 47 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:20,520 got ATM about how last episode we really in particular bashed 48 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,920 some. You know, I thought there was a 49 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,600 lot of fresh stuff in it, but apparently we rehashed some old 50 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,000 stories. And I question you, dear viewer, 51 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:33,000 what do you fear more? The man that practices 1000 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:38,000 moves one time or the man that practices one move 1000 times? 53 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:45,160 And so do you fear the man that tells 1000 stories once, or one 54 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,840 story 1000 times? That's what makes Bert Kreischer 55 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,880 so funny, is he has that one story they tell him, yeah, 1000 56 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,920 times and it knocks him dead every time. 57 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,080 And he's like, at the peak of his career, Yeah, right now. 58 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,520 See, like when he first took off his shirt and just walked on 59 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:09,200 stage, I was like, not hitting. Maybe, maybe 10 years from now, 60 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,840 when he takes off his shirt and walks on stage, it's going to 61 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,640 hit. And I'm like, oh, I finally 62 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,040 they're rushing. Yeah. 63 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,560 So there was a misunderstanding. Like it took me a couple listens 64 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,680 and I was like, so he's like a total party animal. 65 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,680 Yeah, what story did we rehash last time? 66 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,960 There's no way. There's no way, we told her the 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,360 second time. Yeah, I think something about 68 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,960 your dude, I don't remember. I think it was about dogs or 69 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:43,400 something. Honestly, it's just us refining 70 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,240 our craft every time we tell the story. 71 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,320 It probably actually gets worse now that I think about it, 72 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,240 because it's getting further from when it happened and the 73 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,920 details are getting a little grainier. 74 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,320 The details and the emotions have dwindled. 75 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,240 Yeah, it's like you don't really feel it. 76 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,280 You. Don't even you don't even care 77 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,640 about your own story anymore. I'm kind of running out of, I 78 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:08,560 mean, I'm not that old, I'm old, but I haven't experienced enough 79 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,800 to what we're on episode 500 now or something. 80 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,360 I just need to get some more stories out there. 81 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,959 So I think I'm going to start supplementing one true story, 82 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,640 one fake story. But The thing is, you guys will 83 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,520 never be able to tell which one's which. 84 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,520 So yesterday I was banging Sidney Sweeney and Margot 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,440 Robbie, right? And that could be a real one or 86 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,160 a fake one. I'm not really good at lying. 87 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,360 One of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth type 88 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,600 of thing is what we're going to start doing now. 89 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:48,640 You make up a story. Michael Jordan was very, very 90 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:53,400 cordial, Very cordial around a child today, this week. 91 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,480 I don't really. I saw that on Twitter for like 5 92 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,640 seconds and just just kept scrolling. 93 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,200 I couldn't really get into. I think I was, I think I just 94 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,080 woke up. I was like, I don't even know 95 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,600 what the hell I'm looking at here. 96 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:10,360 I you know what there I think 1 is, It's so it's so weird. 97 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:14,640 It was kind of like when Biden has like a, a thing of sniffing 98 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:20,320 people, sniffing children. It was it's not that it you 99 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,160 know, the police shouldn't come and arrest someone for sniffing 100 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,920 a child, but it is something that if it happens more than 101 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,320 once, when. You're touching, yeah. 102 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,320 If it happens more than once, you go like this is odd and I 103 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,560 feel like Michael Jordan, he does like a butt pinch to this 104 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:39,120 kid and then he does it again. Probably somebody counted it was 105 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,880 like 25 butt pinches or something like he that kid's got 106 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,600 bruises. That kid's his butt cheeks. 107 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,600 He's going to be limping tomorrow because of how 108 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,480 aggressive this man he was palming his ass like it was a 109 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,160 basketball and it's. Hard to think of an argument for 110 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,000 one butt pinch. Now 25. 111 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,160 Now you're getting into Bert Kreischer territory where it's 112 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,960 like, OK, you've won me. You've won me because you've 113 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,640 done it so many times. I watched it so many times over. 114 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,560 The last ones he did were so much better than the first ones 115 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,240 he did. What were people were saying? 116 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,480 Like the kid had ice in his pants or something? 117 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,160 Like what are you? What are we talking about? 118 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,000 Imagine that's your goat, dude. OK, That's why Kyle Lowry. 119 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,440 Wait that was their excuse was the kid had ice in his pants? 120 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,160 I saw, I don't know, I just saw, like I said, I didn't really 121 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,360 look into it too long, but I saw a TikTok that was like, guys, he 122 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,800 had ice fall down in the back of his shirt and he was trying to 123 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,560 catch it down his body or something. 124 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,960 But I don't know, that's like I'm going to need to see a 125 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,160 puddle or something. Dude, if there's cameras nearby 126 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,280 I would, I would be like I I don't care if the kids got 127 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,600 fucking spiders crawling all over my I'm not touching. 128 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,760 Handle that shit yourself dude. Invisible fire I'm trying to pat 129 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,960 out. It's not captured on camera. 130 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,440 It's a kerosene fire or whatever. 131 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,920 Yeah, I don't know. I I'm glad on that day that I'm 132 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,520 not like a big basketball Michael Jordan. 133 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,760 You know, I don't have a Michael Jordan poster in my room or 134 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,960 anything. I've got to walk by. 135 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:19,200 And you know what? He was also kind of just, he was 136 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,760 so big in the 90s, but he wasn't, he didn't have a strong 137 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,480 enough personality for me to really gravitate towards him. 138 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,880 Who's that guy? Was it Larry Bird that would 139 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,000 just talk shit on everybody? No Larry Legend. 140 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,520 Larry Bird. That's that's more my style. 141 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,800 I know why you like Larry Bird more, but I like him more 142 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,880 because he went to my, the the hotel my aunt worked at once. 143 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,280 Yeah, I told this story and I'm sharpening it. 144 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,440 I'm sharpening my blade and gave her a signed jersey and signed 145 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,040 picture and then I got the signed picture. 146 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,640 That's awesome. He's cool. 147 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,000 Yeah, he's a cool dude. He's a shit talker and. 148 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,640 That's why I like him, by the way, is that he's he's a shit 149 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,480 talker. Not whatever you were going to 150 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,640 say. Good hair. 151 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:09,960 Yeah. Good mustache. 152 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,560 Doesn't molest kids at the Daytona 500 with cameras all 153 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,120 around. This ain't. 154 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,760 The 90s anymore, Michael Jordan. You're not. 155 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,240 You're not indestructible. You could have gotten away with 156 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,560 that 25 years ago, but not now. Not now. 157 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,040 It's just not a good time to be pinching butts I feel like. 158 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 No. And it, you know, it reminds me, 159 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,880 I've definitely talked about my creepy step family member who 160 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,200 he's, he's one of those guys that's like going to grab your 161 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,200 shoulders, like give you little rubs and squeezes and stuff. 162 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,960 And I can't stand that fucking guy. 163 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:49,080 Yeah, and he sucks at basketball, so it's like almost 164 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,800 worse. Those family members, they're 165 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,200 always so handsy when you're young and want to give you a 166 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,040 shoulder massage when I'm like 9. 167 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,920 My shoulders don't ache when I'm nine. 168 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,480 Where the fuck are those people trying to you? 169 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,600 Love this guy. He's still like it. 170 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,280 He's. Still like it? 171 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,360 I want someone like that now. My Yeah, my back hurts, dude. 172 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,120 Where'd my where's my shoulder rub at? 173 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,240 Oh, you only want to touch? Yeah. 174 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,480 You don't want to touch me when I'm young, OK? 175 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,480 I saw him the other day at a birthday party. 176 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,760 No, I avoided him at Holocaust because he. 177 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,760 Probably would have given you. He's the creepiest fucking guy 178 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:28,040 ever and I don't know why he's allowed in there, but you know, 179 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,280 whatever he's maybe he gives good shoulder rubs. 180 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,880 I don't know. He's just, he's just a little. 181 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,360 He's one of those guys you shake his hand, you're stuck. 182 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,240 You got he's got like glue on. It my grandfather was like that 183 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,600 dude, that's a power move. She doesn't do it in a powerful 184 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,960 way. He doesn't know. 185 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,520 Like, now I'm going to rub your, the, your palm with my thumb. 186 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,080 It's not. Like your arm, like a rope, it 187 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,200 works as well. Like grip? 188 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,440 Strength like macho thing. It's more like now I got. 189 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,840 You, my grandfather was more like an LBJ type. 190 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:03,080 He'd like shake your hand and lean in and he'd he'd grab your 191 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,400 palm and like pull you and you were just like. 192 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,840 LeBron James? No, not like a Michael Jordan. 193 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,480 Lyndon B Johnson and you were you were like pulled, pulled by 194 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,240 your hand. You couldn't go anywhere. 195 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,960 I hate that shit dude. I don't know, it's kind of 196 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,120 empowerment if I think it's because he's my grandfather and 197 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,840 I was going like, hey, I'm leaving. 198 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,920 And you'd be like, come here. Like it was good seeing you. 199 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,240 And then he gets another 10 minutes because he knows if he 200 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,520 let's go with that hand, you're going to you're going to run. 201 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,800 My grandpa had ALS and he could barely even squeeze my hand. 202 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,640 So, you know, it's cool that your grandpa could crush yours. 203 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,680 Yeah, some people would die for that, but the. 204 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,600 Collective groaning. That would happen when we would 205 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:47,120 all get in the car and then and then you would see him going 206 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,840 down the stairs and he would start making the roll down your 207 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,880 window motion. Yeah. 208 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,080 Because once once you had the window rolled down, he would put 209 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,840 his he'd put his hand on the inside of the door and he would 210 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,640 lean in and my mom would be like, you can't fucking get him 211 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,760 out Once he's like, he like crawls into the car almost to 212 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,920 talk to everybody. And I worry that. 213 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:11,720 That people think of me like that sometimes because I'm like, 214 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,080 you know, it's like you're honor bound when you leave an event. 215 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:20,160 I go to each person, I give them a big hug and a goodbye and 216 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,960 notice they're not really, they don't, they're not the hugging 217 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,200 type. And it's like you, no matter how 218 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,760 many times they do it over the years, they still, they always 219 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,520 go for a handshake. And I'm like, put that away and 220 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,920 they're always just kind of like I'm hugging like a brick wall. 221 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,720 And I'm a little worried that they think I'm like creepy 222 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,640 nephew or something because once I got you my hug, I'm going to 223 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,760 keep you there for a minute. Yeah, that's. 224 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,080 That's where sniffing is allowed a little. 225 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:55,680 If you can be subtle you can get a couple whiffs when you got 226 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,120 them tight, especially if they have big hair. 227 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,600 You. Can get a couple whiffs and very 228 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,680 discreetly. Yeah, at, at Twitchcon, meeting 229 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,160 Internet friends, you very quickly realize which ones are 230 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,080 huggable and which ones aren't. There's some people that are 231 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,520 like purely professional. We, we just act cordial. 232 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,160 And then there's some people that I want to hug and they 233 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,360 don't, they don't want it necessarily. 234 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,920 Hugging Brian is like trying to hug a cat. 235 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,280 Yeah, we, yeah, he. He definitely, he fights you, he 236 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,040 struggles. I was. 237 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,200 Thinking with it the other day, in like the corporate world, are 238 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,640 you allowed to like hug your boss? 239 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,320 Guys, if you're in the corporate world, do you ever like before a 240 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,280 big pitch or meeting? Like when you meet the another 241 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,520 company you're trying to acquire something like do you hug them? 242 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,520 I think that'd be cool. I think it would be too. 243 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:50,920 I I really think I watched my mom's corporate environment like 244 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,800 it was like a hometown business. I watched it turn corporate over 245 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,680 the course of like a decade. I remember you saying like they 246 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:03,560 weren't like harassing people as much or drinking on the job and 247 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,920 like. And my mom loved it. 248 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,280 She loved. Not hugging as much, yeah. 249 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:13,880 She was like, she she liked the Mad Men era of like, oh, it was, 250 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,680 you know, you get your butt pinched in the hallway. 251 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:21,480 So what we used to drink on the during lunch and then she's like 252 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,280 I'll trade a a butt pincher too for for being able to drink at 253 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,440 lunchtime. Then she's now she was just so 254 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,800 pissed about it because she would talk shit to someone and 255 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,680 then they would report it to HR. She's like, what the fuck is 256 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,240 even HR? Who are these dorks that would 257 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,800 immediately she had like a very Toby and Michael relationship 258 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,440 with HR. She's like, wait, you people 259 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,520 here to watch what I say? She should have been a 260 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,960 podcaster. Honestly, I should have. 261 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,440 I should have brought her on. She should have been a 262 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,200 basketball player. I love butt pinches. 263 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,000 Butt pinch isn't talking shit dude. 264 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,760 That needs to come back to the corporate. 265 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,960 Basketball does butt pinch. Baseball does butt slap. 266 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,600 Good game. I never liked that in little 267 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,680 leagues. I never understood that. 268 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,280 Your coach slaps your ass, gives you a little circle rub or 269 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,640 something, and it's like I didn't even hit the ball. 270 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960 Yeah. I didn't. 271 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,320 I didn't. I did not play well. 272 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,520 It used to be reserved for star athletes. 273 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,280 Did you play like during when they would like pitch to you or 274 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,960 were you like T-ball? What age did you play? 275 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,960 I played as T-ball and I had a really sick, wicked bat. 276 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:34,960 And then I did like a year of now real people are pitching at 277 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:39,240 you and it was, it was too much. It's scary 'cause they're like 278 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,600 now a real person's pitching to you, but it's another little kid 279 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,360 and they can't pitch for shit. And like most of the time the 280 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,360 ball is coming right at you or yeah, yeah, it just wasn't. 281 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,200 I just, I tried to get into the baseball culture. 282 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,560 I used to get sunflower seeds. I'd chew them up, swallow them. 283 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:00,440 My poop would hurt. I got Big League Chew and stuff, 284 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,200 but it just wasn't for me. The culture. 285 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,720 I, I, I have a lot of questions about baseball and I feel like 286 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,280 if you question it, the people that love it get really 287 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,920 defensive. They get angry. 288 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,880 There's a guy that was in Devon's discord that's like 289 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,920 really big into baseball. He's asked him some questions. 290 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,520 He got, he got mad a little bit. I could tell he got mad. 291 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,040 And I'm I'm assuming your questions weren't like super 292 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,840 tactful. Yeah, probably not. 293 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,760 I was like, how come if this is such a great, like, athletic 294 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,760 sport, how come they're chewing tobacco out there? 295 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,080 Like you wouldn't see a soccer player with a big fucking cheek 296 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,240 full of of chewing. Why? 297 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,760 Are some of them kind of fat? If they're top of the line 298 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,000 athletes, why are they like, you know, just like dudes? 299 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,600 Why they all just look like regular dudes and not actually 300 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,160 like big athletes. But not only that, but they, I 301 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,360 remember Sammy Sosa being he, he had his like Hall of Fame bats 302 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,120 broken and they found cork in the middle and it was such a big 303 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,880 hoopla. But now it's standard for guys 304 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,960 to go out there with like bats made of pure adamantium filled 305 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:07,240 with argon gases in it, like perfect rebounding jet engine. 306 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,920 Like, it's like a crazy futurist bat. 307 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,920 And I'm like, what? What? 308 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,920 You can use that, but you can't use a wooden bat with some cork 309 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,840 in it. Like where's the line drawn? 310 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,240 I honestly know so little about baseball. 311 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,360 Some of those bats, if you go to, if you go to the store, the 312 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,800 bat store, I don't know where they sell baseball equipment. 313 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,120 There is Louisville Slugger for like no money. 314 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,080 And then there's like $650 bats where they're like this is 315 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,760 filled with cadmium something and it has like this gas in it 316 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,920 that's lighter than air. And I'm like, how is that not 317 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,360 cheating but putting cork in the middle of your wooden bat is? 318 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:53,800 Maybe it's because, like, home runs are the exciting part of 319 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:58,440 baseball, so they want more, You know, they want grand slams and 320 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,920 they want big hits. Yeah. 321 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,480 And. But when Sosa does it with a 322 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,760 wooden bad bad, you know I. Don't know. 323 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,400 It's like in the NBA once, weren't you like, not supposed 324 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,960 to dunk? And then they're like, well, 325 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,640 actually, Duncan's like the coolest thing. 326 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,400 They had one guy break the glass and the glass came raining down 327 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,400 and they saw the picture afterwards and they were like, 328 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,599 that was really hard. It was so fucking awesome. 329 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,079 We got a way. Cooler than what we were doing. 330 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:30,040 Before the fundamentals are lame, we should definitely stick 331 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,600 to dunking, but I just feel like if there's obviously there's an 332 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,960 advantage to using the expensive bats or else they wouldn't sell 333 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,400 and they wouldn't try to use them I. 334 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,360 Also don't know like there might be regulations OK guys in the 335 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,200 pro leagues or something. I'm sure there's like a 336 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,080 standardized pro league bat. There isn't dude. 337 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,280 You see them swapping bats right there on the field. 338 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,240 Dude, I don't know. I don't watch baseball. 339 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,000 I think they should just have the Louisville Slugger, just 340 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,920 that Maple bat, That's it. Yeah, classic. 341 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,000 That's it. And if you like, you can't, you 342 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,760 can't bring your own fucking ball and go like use this 343 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,920 baseball. You know if if they have a 344 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,000 standardized baseball, they should have a standardized bat I 345 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,600 would assume. Yeah, I'm pretty passionate 346 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,600 about baseball, so I'd like to see that get changed. 347 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400 Yeah, I'm not really passionate about it at all. 348 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,600 I just feel like they there is a lot of like if I was Sammy. 349 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,920 So so I'd be pretty pissed off is all I'm saying. 350 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,240 Because I I'm sure if he had the option between using wood bat 351 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,360 with cork in it or using like crazy super light weird metal 352 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:40,280 bat with like crazy gases in it, you'd probably use the gas, the 353 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,200 gas engine 1. The best thing about baseball is 354 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,720 just throwing it around the yard. 355 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,480 Yeah, the fact that they made a perfect little ball for throwing 356 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,800 around in the yard, that's the best part. 357 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,680 Best part about football to me, too. 358 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,680 Just go into a parking lot or something and tossing the ball 359 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,360 around. Yeah, we got, my eldest is in 360 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,920 T-ball and we bought all the equipment to like help her. 361 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,000 We got like the T with a shit load of softballs that she can 362 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,440 practice batting on. I think me and Abby have spent 363 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,160 more time just in the backyard throwing the ball between us. 364 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,520 It's really fun. You can buy so much time just 365 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,720 tossing a ball back and forth. That's our bonding time and 366 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,000 we're like, we should really be practicing with her. 367 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,480 She's the one that's in the sport. 368 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,800 Hey, Dad. I mean, Abby, we go inside now. 369 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,440 Yeah. I mean, it's fun. 370 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,600 It's fun to do. It's American pastime. 371 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,560 Same as football. Same as you know, soccer ball 372 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,320 can be pretty fun, I guess, to kick around. 373 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,560 But what happened to tetherball? Am I right? 374 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,240 Tetherball's gone. Tetherballs. 375 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,760 I used to have a tetherball post in my backyard. 376 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,240 I got that for Christmas. Got my mom to install 1. 377 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,120 See what happened to it? They're dying. 378 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,760 Yeah, well, I think it's because I was after I got it, I was 379 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,480 like, somebody want to play tetherball with me? 380 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,200 And like nobody in my family, they're like, what are we dorks? 381 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,440 We're not going to play tetherball with you. 382 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,200 I'm like, see, you got dangerous. 383 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,120 You got it installed. In the backyard and I'm just 384 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,880 supposed to play by myself. So I was just out there like I 385 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,960 was like the fucking girl from Napoleon Dynamite just by myself 386 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,480 out there in the backyard playing tetherball. 387 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,840 And and then I remember my my mom chewed me out for not 388 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:26,400 playing with it enough. I once played with a group of 389 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,920 people with tetherball and it flew around and smacked me in 390 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,320 the face and like cracked my glasses and it hurt really bad 391 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,920 and I cried a little bit and there were girls there. 392 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,680 So I've never really played tetherball since, but I'd like 393 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,160 to see it come back. Same with one time I ran through 394 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,800 the football drills in like elementary and one of them swung 395 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,080 back and broke my glasses. It made me cry a little bit. 396 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,600 Dude, there's. Something this is such a debuff 397 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,160 having glasses by the way, because like if you get into a 398 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,720 fight, even if the it's not a good hit and somebody swings at 399 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,560 you, if they just knock off your glasses, you look like you lost 400 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,200 the fight immediately. It's hard and it's like getting 401 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,680 your shoes hit off it's. Like that guy lost. 402 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,840 And then even if they do land a solid punch, these things 403 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,240 fucking hurt dude. If you get like a nice side hit, 404 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,560 it feels like it's breaking the stem of your nose. 405 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,600 Glass shatters into your eyes. Yeah, they're not. 406 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,040 That almost never happens, but when it does, that's. 407 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,000 Really, guys with glasses are not yeah, the winning these 408 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,200 fights that's. Propaganda, too. 409 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,680 OK, There's a lot of women out there. 410 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,120 They're like, why don't guys cry? 411 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,680 Why are guys so guarded with their emotions? 412 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,400 What you just described is a Horror Story that every guy has 413 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,840 gone through. They've gotten hit in the nose 414 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,360 and then they've cried. And then they look up and they 415 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,000 see girls going like he's crying like a little pussy. 416 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,320 And so we go, OK, crying is not cool. 417 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,480 Crying even when hurt, crying is not cool. 418 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,600 So that's why guys like even in even in war, they get their arm 419 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,040 blown off and they go like, give me a fucking medic. 420 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,400 We do yells, but we don't cry anymore. 421 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:05,080 I cried 3 times during Return of the King and I watched that 422 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,280 recently. Castaway that that'll get me 423 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,360 going. I'm not talking about fucking 424 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,840 Castaway. Right now we're. 425 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,440 Talking about a real movie. I feel like that's a real movie 426 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,880 Castaway. That's. 427 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,680 Much more that's that's going to happen more often than you being 428 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:27,600 a guy in The Lord of the Rings. And saying goodbye to friends, 429 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,800 or having a king tell you that you bow to no one. 430 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,080 That can happen. When am I going to get castaway? 431 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,680 That could happen dude. You get on flights and stuff. 432 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,640 Yeah, I get on flights from Indiana to fucking somewhere 433 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,400 else in America. Yeah, Oh dude, we did have a. 434 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,160 Fuck and a great lake. We mentioned Castaway on the 435 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,840 phone. I don't think we ever repeated 436 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,280 the bit on here, but I thought it was very funny. 437 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,120 And we were talking about the end of Castaway where he, he, he 438 00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:00,840 gets his package and he's at that little, the, the crossroads 439 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,840 and he, he's like sees the lady, she gives him directions. 440 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,360 And then as she's driving away, he sees that the logo on the 441 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,320 package that he had the entire time he was on the, on the 442 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,760 island matches the one that's on the back of her truck. 443 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,640 And he, and he's like, you know, I kind of hit it off with her. 444 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,120 I should go and deliver that package to her. 445 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:24,440 And so he follows her. And what was the the bit was he 446 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,080 knocks on her door. It was a post credit, post 447 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,080 credit sequence where initially, I guess you watch the movie and 448 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,600 you go, oh, he's going to he's that's as happily ever after is 449 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,080 he's going to go have a relationship with that woman. 450 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,080 And I think the post credit sequence was he knocks on her 451 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,560 door and then her boyfriend opens the door and goes oh sweet 452 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,720 that's that big box of condoms I ordered and rips it open and 453 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,640 starts banging her right there in front of them. 454 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,840 Or he opens it up and it's a Gatorade and he's like, Oh yeah, 455 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,840 fuck fuel. And he drinks it. 456 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,560 And then he I'm. So dehydrated from walking. 457 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,560 Yeah, that would be awesome. They should do that. 458 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,320 They should make a parody of that. 459 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,280 Yeah. Classic is like, he opens it up. 460 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,960 It's like Survival kit or something. 461 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,560 But I think it's better. Yeah, it's pure fuel. 462 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:25,000 Some just jacked ass dude opens the door naked and we see 463 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:33,440 everything and it's huge. Yeah, the very rarely is there 464 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,640 like a post credit sequence that just undoes the optimism of the 465 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,480 end of the movie. I think like Dawn of the Dead 466 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,320 has that where they're like, we're going to sail away. 467 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,520 Yeah. And then, like, the credits 468 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,080 happen and then there's like a camcorder found footage of them, 469 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,280 like maybe this island's safe and they land on the island and 470 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,320 immediately zombies just rush the boat. 471 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,000 And that's the final moment. You haven't seen that one? 472 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,520 The 2004 one. I think I I watched part of it 473 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,960 when I was a kid, but I I don't remember like a post credit 474 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,800 scene or. That's an awesome movie. 475 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,640 That is. That's like Prime. 476 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,240 Just dude slop. That's a dude slop movie, dude. 477 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,240 Slop. Yeah, that's a, that's a good 478 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:20,720 movie. I I just downloaded the other 479 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,760 day, Barry Linda and I was going to watch that. 480 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,880 Was that like a cool movie? That's not dude slot, but it's 481 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,920 apparently really good I think. You've never seen it. 482 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,400 I've never seen it, but I do have the Blu-ray for it and it's 483 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,000 one of those Blu rays that I bought. 484 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,800 Performative Blu-ray. Wow. 485 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,600 I bought it in the EU codec and it doesn't run on my Blu-ray 486 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:46,160 player along with trimmers. I when when Bizzle was here, I 487 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,360 was like, let's watch Old boy. I go to put it on, doesn't work. 488 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,000 I'm like, OK, let's watch Barry Lyndon. 489 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,600 Doesn't work. Let's watch trimmers. 490 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,400 That you bought from the same place that it take for you to 491 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,240 realize. I, I think I, I, I think it's 492 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,440 those three that don't work. And it was, it was really sad 493 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,080 because I really do love trimmers. 494 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,840 That's like one of my guilty pleasure movies. 495 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:15,480 God, I just sent Bizzle that game the other day that I was 496 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,760 talking to you about. Guys, you got to check out 497 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,160 Judeiro. Spelled. 498 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:27,520 Steam JUDERO, it's a Scottish stop motion. 499 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,680 They're like folk tale single player game. 500 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,520 It's awesome because no games are really in stop motion and 501 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,800 you see the behind the scenes of them making it. 502 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,920 A lot of really good puppetry, some light nudity. 503 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,720 I was, I was just being polite and acting like I was listening. 504 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,120 But now I'm engaged. Yeah. 505 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,720 And is this male or female nudity? 506 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,640 Both. It's got a little for everyone. 507 00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:02,600 How shapely? We're talking boobs of various 508 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,840 sizes, and we're talking penis of decent size. 509 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,560 I'm there. It's a really good game. 510 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,560 Jude Arrow. OK. 511 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,120 It's awesome. It's like one of the, you know, 512 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,000 it's almost we were talking about those games the other day, 513 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,600 kind of what was that one that that indie game like I don't 514 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:26,920 like a lot of the like hyper, like visual fucking chaos games. 515 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,640 Yeah, stuff like that or. I love that. 516 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,320 Golden one, I'm not like a huge into that aesthetic, but you 517 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,360 make those creatures out of puppets and clay. 518 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,520 You're there. All of a sudden. 519 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,480 I'm a little I'm a little perked up. 520 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,640 Yeah, it was really cool. Yeah. 521 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,840 I won't spoil anything but incredible soundtrack too. 522 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,080 The a. Little bit there was parts of it 523 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,640 that made me feel like like this game might be the worst game 524 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,240 ever. But then it brings right back 525 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,880 in. There's some, there's some long 526 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,920 winded parts where I'm like, Oh my God, this is tedious, but 527 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,600 it's and then it'll cut to a puppet and I'm like, OK. 528 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,160 You brought me right back. Yeah, OK, I'm back. 529 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,440 They bring the nude puppet out just enough to keep your. 530 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,360 Those are like hand drawn elements. 531 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,600 You go into certain houses and they didn't even make them out 532 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,760 of puppets. They're just like hand drawn 533 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,760 pictures. Even some of those are naked. 534 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,280 That's pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah. 535 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,760 Voice acting. Incredible there was. 536 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,880 A I think there was an episode of Black Mirror called 537 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,160 Bandersnatch that had like it was like a choose your own 538 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,360 adventure type show. I remember that on Netflix. 539 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,640 I don't really remember the plot of it. 540 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,760 It sucked, but I like the I like the interactive concept of it. 541 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:51,280 And there was, there was a while I think Freddie Wong had a, he 542 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,520 had a YouTube video that was like a choose your own adventure 543 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,400 type thing where he had filmed like a break in at a grocery 544 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,640 store. And you could like any time a, a 545 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,840 conflict would happen, you could like select the annotation on 546 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,240 screen to go to a video that would complete that route. 547 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,760 That's cool. Which is fucking awesome. 548 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,880 Those books like that were so popular for a while too. 549 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,040 Yeah, I don't even know if they I'm sure they still make some 550 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,200 like that. But flip to page 53. 551 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,400 But did I make a mistake? And you see it's bad and you go 552 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,720 back. Like actually I want to take a 553 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,560 different route so you get the golden path right to the perfect 554 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,960 ending. Yeah, yeah, it is funny how 555 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,400 those those books like that is a medium came around as a book 1st 556 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,200 and now that I mean, that's just like how most games are played. 557 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,240 I mean, how often do I, I'm playing through Fallout right 558 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,760 now. How often do I go to talk to 559 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,120 someone and I go, I'm going to save before this because I'm 560 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,560 going to, I'm going to make some gambles here or before I blow 561 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,920 someone's head off and then I go, you know, they got something 562 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,960 good in their pockets. I think my biggest gripe with 563 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,880 video games is when someone is wearing awesome armor and they 564 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,560 have a huge badass gun on their hip and then. 565 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,720 It's a game with loot, yeah. And like different items. 566 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,480 And so, you know, I get on like a single player game where 567 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,520 there's no, you know, like God of Wars, that's like looting 568 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,760 that, I don't know, Splinter Cell, it's like, I'm not going 569 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,200 to kill that guy and take his mask. 570 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,040 Yeah. But on a game like like Fallout, 571 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,160 a Bethesda game? If I blow their head off, I 572 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,760 should be able to get everything off of them and they're. 573 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,600 Pretty good at that I'd say, but. 574 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,920 Some people I kill and I can't get, I can't get some certain 575 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,840 stuff off of them and it's pissing me off. 576 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,320 I get, I get it. It's exciting. 577 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,160 You want it. Have you seen that Black Desert 578 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,960 game? Black Desert game that's just. 579 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,480 Now there's a new one that's coming out in a month and it's 580 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:52,880 like it's got, it's so divisive online right now of if it's 581 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,120 going to, it's kind of like a the chance to be the greatest 582 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,520 game ever or complete slop because it's just a single 583 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,040 player RPG where it OK, and this is not going to entice you, but 584 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,160 you know, like Highgard kind of took like every element from a 585 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,520 lot of FPS games. Put them all in one game. 586 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,880 Game's already shutting down. It was like actually kind of 587 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,240 fun. But now they're doing that with 588 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,360 single player RPG where like every element it's like wait 589 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,360 wait wait, fishing, hunting, town building high guard. 590 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,200 Weapon high guard's already going down. 591 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,080 I think so. That is so awesome. 592 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,520 They're just laid off like massive amount of the studio. 593 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,560 That is so cool. I love I love it when big 594 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,640 production houses like that come out with massive games and then 595 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,160 they. Is it a big production or I? 596 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,560 Think so? It was made by some. 597 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,600 I feel a little bad for him. I mean, the game was, I get why 598 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,720 it's completely dying, but I'm not going to. 599 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,960 Did you ever play it? Nope. 600 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:01,240 I played it a couple times and I was left with the sensation of 601 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,320 that was like very close to being fun. 602 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,760 Like I didn't play more. I played like 2 sessions. 603 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,320 Can I, can I break something to you without I don't want to? 604 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,120 This might be kind of a stab directly at your your 605 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,040 personality, your psyche, and I don't want it to come across as 606 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,800 me shitting on you. But I've seen the way you watch 607 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,760 TV. You'll just like like they can 608 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,720 almost hold up a sign that says like laugh now and you'd be like 609 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520 like you. I feel like you can play almost 610 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,640 anything and be like that was pretty good. 611 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,720 That's also not true. OK. 612 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,120 I will lock into anything I'm watching. 613 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,000 I saw a lot of things where I watch. 614 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,000 You know, I finished the episode. 615 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,840 I'm like, I'm not not continuing dog shit in video games. 616 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,680 You know, I I have a lot. I I barely ever finish a game, 617 00:32:53,320 --> 00:33:01,000 but you know, like sometimes you can just I really respect people 618 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,480 that can like my friend cash can play like any shitty single 619 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,480 player game from when we were kids today, beat the entire 620 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,360 thing and be like, that was fun. And I'm like, I don't know, I 621 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,960 can't do it with a lot of games except like Assassin's. 622 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,080 Creed One, Yeah. Exactly shit like that. 623 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,960 I watched him play like all of Crackdown. 624 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,560 I'm like, really? Really. 625 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,440 That was fun. Like, yeah. 626 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,360 I'm jealous because I'm like, I want to, I want to play all 627 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,040 these like I could probably play like Viva Pinata or something 628 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,680 like that was awesome. But OK, I do lock it. 629 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,560 The thing with TV is you can put any show in front of me. 630 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,960 I'll give it a chance. I'll give it an honest shot. 631 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,160 I won't get on my phone. I'll pay attention. 632 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,080 If it wants me to cry, I'll probably cry. 633 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:50,040 It wants me to laugh. They might get a chuckle, but 634 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:57,120 high guard it had I think it it had potential to be fun. 635 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,080 OK, I don't want to. I know it's like a hot it's like 636 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,560 an unpopular opinion to give it any sort of support, but it was 637 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,720 really close to being OK. It really was. 638 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:15,000 And if I just am of the opinion, like if I had the option between 639 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,800 like 1000 of those little Judeiro games, like weird little 640 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:27,560 games that don't have a lot of breath, so to speak, but they're 641 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:33,639 just kind of like a little niche game that is very shallow and 642 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:38,040 made by a tiny little company. I would take a bunch of those 643 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,159 over a game like Highgard that is made by 1000 people. 644 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,199 And then that's how I feel about Valorant. 645 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:49,880 Like every friend I had played Valorant was like, yeah, this is 646 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,520 the best thing in the world. And I was like this you. 647 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,639 Play League of Legends every day. 648 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:58,600 I and that's that's my guilty pleasure of like this is just 649 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920 slop. This is this is slop. 650 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,760 I've also been giving that, you know, that game deadlock. 651 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,640 Yeah, equal slop. That game has an ARAM mode where 652 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,680 you don't have to try. You don't have to even pay any 653 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,240 fun. It's one of those where it's 654 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:20,880 like after you finish, you go. I think there is a a world where 655 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,720 fun might have been had. Yeah, but there's a version of 656 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,640 me out there that was maybe in a little happier mood or something 657 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,240 where I had just a really good time and. 658 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,680 It has augments and everything just like ARAM mayhem. 659 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,000 Oh, that's hot. I've been thinking about re 660 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,320 downloading that because it had a huge update and I mean people 661 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,400 say it's really good. You ever you know, he's like the 662 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,040 most consistent fan of that game is sensei fruit. 663 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,320 I swear he's been playing that since it came out like you. 664 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,000 Come on. Every once in a while and it's 665 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,160 like, want to play Deadlock? Yeah, I'm like, you really fuck 666 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,040 with Deadlock heavily. He's probably, like incredibly 667 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,880 good at it. But I was on there, I was just 668 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,960 like playing it for one afternoon just to see if I if I 669 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,600 liked it. And as soon as I got on, he was 670 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,800 like, we got we, is there a new deadlock homie? 671 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,600 Somebody get on. Shown scene for some people to 672 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,640 get back on deadlock. Remember that game Sub Rosa? 673 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,920 There was, there was these fucking two or three little guys 674 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,960 that would always, they just had Jewish accents and they would 675 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:25,240 come in and like any public lobby that was being played on 676 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,480 Sub Rosa. Dying for somebody to play. 677 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,720 They would just sit there at the main menu and just wait for the 678 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,240 player count to go up and then invade their lobby. 679 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,120 And you do have to appreciate those people at some point. 680 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,720 Like they. It's like you find a game that 681 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,040 really speaks to you and nobody else really likes it. 682 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,800 I mean, it's horrible when you're, like, begging your 683 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,160 friends to play. Yeah, by the way, when that 684 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,600 shuts down, I'm going to think about it. 685 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,000 First class 1st class trouble. Just got a Unreal Engine update 686 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,080 and they're going to start adding some stuff. 687 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,040 Just saying new. New trinkets. 688 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,880 Yeah, new new gadgets, new new stuff. 689 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,920 Apparently new maps are going to have an update. 690 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,400 Man, it's pretty exciting times they did. 691 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,320 You have a lot of games where you're that guy sitting in the 692 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,680 public in the lobby waiting for a game to go public. 693 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,720 And it sucks too, because like, I thought for a while that I had 694 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,880 a lot of pool like with my friend group on on Discord. 695 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,320 And it turns out that I'm almost like just like a little side 696 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,840 character in there that I come in and I go please, please can 697 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,360 we all play this? And they go fuck, I guess. 698 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,160 And like, sometimes I can convince them and sometimes they 699 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,320 just tell me to fuck off and they won't play anything with 700 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,960 me. But I think there's enough 701 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,520 people in there that like first class trouble that when the 702 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,480 update comes out. It's a silly fun. 703 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,200 It's a game, it's a game. I actually do. 704 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,560 I have a lot of the games you made me play where you clearly 705 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,840 were try Harding that. Was what are you talking about? 706 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,120 Try Harding. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 707 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,640 Am I thinking of Oh my God, I am thinking of the wrong game, 708 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,120 aren't I? This is the little fucking one 709 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,040 in space. God. 710 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,400 Damn it, that is the that's exactly the game that you're a 711 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,800 try hard on. I was thinking you were talking 712 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,320 about God damn. I'm an Angel on that game. 713 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,640 What's the one where you're like a little, you have like a little 714 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,760 spy Cam and. Intruder. 715 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,000 Intruder, I thought you were talking about intruder. 716 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,240 I'm like, that's actually a pretty fun game at all the games 717 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,440 you've showed me first class trouble is the game where you 718 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,840 are, you're like a God walking amongst men and you're you're 719 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,680 like when among us got people knew too much. 720 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,400 You're like you weren't doing wires. 721 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,000 Tell me the wire color combination. 722 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,280 No, no, no, that's not me at all. 723 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,400 I mean, well, I know some things, OK? 724 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,000 I know most. I played with you like a couple 725 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,760 months ago and you were like, I was like, how does this work? 726 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,040 You're like. That means you're in you're. 727 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,560 Well, I wasn't wrong. OK, You shouldn't have touched 728 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,040 that if you were the if you. Were the guy. 729 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,720 It just takes like a certain amount of play. 730 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,880 Those are the games where it's best to play with people that 731 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,880 are all brand new. Yeah, well, now me and my 732 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,840 friends have become very, very astute. 733 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,080 I create a full lobby try hards. I mean that's OK. 734 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,320 If you play with other try hards then it's like you're 735 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,080 competitive. Yeah, it's honestly it's, it's 736 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,960 people like Devin that are just able to like he has a good 737 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,960 bewildered sound to his voice where he's. 738 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,520 Yeah. He's like, what's going on? 739 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,800 Like, what are you doing as he's strangling you? 740 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,720 Like just being able to do that if you don't know what's going 741 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,240 on, What's going on? Yeah, what's happening? 742 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,640 Like, why? Why would you attack me as you 743 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,400 it? Sounds exactly like that. 744 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,080 I know what is happening right now. 745 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,760 I feel like he's just said such a even keel always that it's, 746 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,720 yeah, no matter what role he's playing, he's believable. 747 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,280 It's just like guy just figuring out what's going on. 748 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,920 Yeah, I get a little antsy when I'm the intruder. 749 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,960 I get a little bit more pep in my step. 750 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,880 That's weird. I get the opposite. 751 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,320 I get so quiet. Yeah. 752 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,640 Well then the people will be like, why are you so goddamn 753 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,960 quiet? You were just talking. 754 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,520 It's because I'm doing 4D chess in my head. 755 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,400 I'm trying to put you under that chandelier so I can drop it A. 756 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,640 Depressing text. What was it? 757 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,920 It's got a really bad text. That's what I say. 758 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,200 Why are you so quiet all of a sudden? 759 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,560 I want to talk about it's real life. 760 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,720 Stuff. I'm not even heads, not even in 761 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:21,400 the game. Yeah, but I also love this is 762 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:26,240 something that I've done a bunch and it pisses off everybody. 763 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:30,480 But if I know I'm playing with new people and I get the key 764 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,920 that lets you take the little teleporter that only the bad 765 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,520 guys can take. I never mentioned that I have 766 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,400 the key. And then I take the teleporter 767 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,960 in front of people and they go, he's the bad guy who took the 768 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,800 teleporter. And then they kill me. 769 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,160 And then and mentally they go, we've taken care of one of the 770 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,080 intruders. We've we've gotten them. 771 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,440 And little do they know, there's still two more. 772 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,480 Like, I'm not playing, I'm just just. 773 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,480 Like an agent of K. Just knowing that they think 774 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,600 that they've handled them all is so funny to me. 775 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,760 And I won't ever come to my own defense because I'm like, come 776 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,160 on. Like I want to, I want to. 777 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,480 I want to see you make that fatal mistake. 778 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:15,200 Yeah, yeah, that. I don't know if you'd be like 779 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,400 pretty good or horrible at Survivor or something like a. 780 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,200 Reality TV. Show where you had to trick 781 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,920 people. I'd probably be horrible. 782 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,480 Are you kidding me? They'd vote me off the instant, 783 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,400 instant first first vote out, I think. 784 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,080 You could turn it on. I think you could do. 785 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,320 You think there's a show? Right now, I haven't watched it, 786 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:36,320 but it's called Traitors. And it's kind of like, I think 787 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,760 it's like among U.S. TV show, like there's like 788 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,560 traitors that kill people and tricksters and stuff. 789 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,880 And I saw a clip of somebody that'd be like, you were like, 790 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,440 they, they were an innocent person. 791 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,720 Like, they weren't the intruder, but they kept slipping up insane 792 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,880 things. Exactly. 793 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,640 Like they, like, they, they seemingly were like helping the 794 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,840 villains. Yeah, because they'd be like, 795 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,880 well, we know there's three villains and everyone would be 796 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,120 like, how do you know that? And they're like, well, we 797 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,000 don't, well, actually, we don't know, blah, blah, blah. 798 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,000 And I wonder it would be fun to go on one of those shows. 799 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,360 I didn't even realize they have social deduction shows. 800 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,800 That's a great idea. Yeah. 801 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,840 But yeah, I saw it in passing in the living room. 802 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,200 That's awesome. That's awesome. 803 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,320 Yeah. I feel like you could make 804 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,720 almost like a a real life set of first class trouble. 805 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,520 OK, like this. The ship isn't that. 806 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,880 When are they going to make a movie? 807 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,840 Oh my God, hold up. It's like the thing and like, 808 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,000 like you don't know who's. The yeah, the entertainment 809 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,800 potential is huge. Make a a full set. 810 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,400 Make it look really shitty, really cheap, like a old Star 811 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,160 Trek new. Dream movie instead of the one 812 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,120 where all The Avengers and Morpheus and everyone meet up. 813 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,360 Got a new idea? First Class Trouble the movie? 814 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,440 Yeah, I'm assuming you'll. Be no, not, not a movie. 815 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,880 I don't want to be a movie. I want to be. 816 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,760 It would be just like a show. Like a reality? 817 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,720 Yeah, like a. Reality TV show. 818 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,120 Like to actually die? And yeah, you actually push 819 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:09,800 people into giant, giant plants that eat them and do all that 820 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,840 stuff, but 'cause you could use like the little tasks that they 821 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,600 have to do. I mean, that could just be like 822 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,680 Survivor where you have different things that you have 823 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,280 to do and then the intruder or the like Personoid or whatever 824 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,560 could thwart them in some way. There's a lot of entertainment 825 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,800 potential there. We need to, we need to ride out 826 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,320 to first. Yeah. e-mail first class Trouble 827 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,000 and be like, scrap that, that game that you made that fucking 828 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,440 was dead in the water. Get back to first Class Trouble. 829 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,720 I'll executive produce a show to go along with it. 830 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,920 And this is going to be like edge runners, OK? 831 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,760 We're going to bring this thing to the forefront. 832 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,280 It's going to be huge. Did you see they they made 833 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:53,200 another game that was like a neighborhood like arena shooter 834 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,960 called like neighbors suburban warfare. 835 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,200 Yeah, so I remember you bringing that game up it. 836 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,480 Looks awesome on the trailer. It looks incredible. 837 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,520 You can like have a ladder and like climb up buildings and like 838 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,240 go down through ladders, chimneys and there's like 839 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,400 shoots, yeah, shoots ladders. It's got all the complexities of 840 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,200 a modern game, all the. Classics. 841 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,440 Yeah, and it, I got on there to, they sent me a key. 842 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,720 They were like, dude, check it out. 843 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,360 I was like, I was so excited I got on there. 844 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,720 There's zero people playing it, absolutely zero player count. 845 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,280 I couldn't even start a match. That's sad. 846 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,800 So sad, yeah. So have custom games you can get 847 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,160 your little army. And then I got buy it all for 848 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,080 them. They're not going to play that. 849 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,200 They're going to look at the Steam charts and go there's zero 850 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,600 people playing this, fuck off. I'm an artist barrier cheap ass 851 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,520 friends. Also I've scorned a lot of my 852 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,440 friends so I get it. I've we'll say goddamn New 853 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,800 World. I've had a couple where I'm 854 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,760 like, guys, we're going to put 100 fucking hours into this 855 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,040 game. You just got to buy it. 856 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,040 Like you just have to spend $50 one time and you get 100 hours 857 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,960 of fun. And then we'll play it just past 858 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,640 the refund limit and I'm like, I'm good, yeah. 859 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,680 Yeah, there's there's plenty of games like that for me, but 860 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,120 where I I think it's going to be a long term game and then I get 861 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,800 it and I realize it's a stinky one. 862 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,880 There's Icarus. Yeah, I remember that. 863 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:21,520 Icarus was stinky. God that game sucked I think. 864 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,560 You kind of liked that game. I was thinking something. 865 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,560 Else Nah, didn't. You play that with like Bizzle? 866 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,040 Yeah, Brian or something? And I was, I was trying, I was 867 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,040 trying really hard to like it. And then it just just was so 868 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,680 poopy. This is really bad. 869 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,000 But for the most part, I get into games knowing this is going 870 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,160 to be 10 hours or less and I'm perfectly content with that. 871 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,840 Yeah, I, I buy a lot of stinkers and I try it out one time on the 872 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,360 stream and I go, OK guys, get ready for Part 2 and I 873 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,480 uninstall. Yep, that was OK. 874 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:56,400 That was just OK. I, yeah, I'm not, I'm not very 875 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,560 consistent with the game. I mean, it's a beauty of Steam 876 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,440 though. There's a fucking trillion game. 877 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,800 So you can just say, well, that was kind of shit, so I'll try 878 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,320 again. Try again tomorrow. 879 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,040 Dude. I didn't think I bought 2 the 880 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,760 other day that I played for like 2 hours each. 881 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,800 They were the first ones in a while besides like Jidero where 882 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,160 I was like I could play them more. 883 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,200 Like Cairn I thought was actually pretty cool. 884 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,000 It's that new like rock climbing game. 885 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,440 That's on my list. Climbing game. 886 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,720 It was actually pretty cool. And then no rest for the Wicked 887 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,240 is the the newest game that I'm telling my friends like you just 888 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:36,200 got to spend like $20 and we're going to have 50 hours of fun. 889 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,880 And I don't know if it if it will, but I played. 890 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,880 I think you would like it because it's kind of like souls 891 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:48,720 like EI played about 3 hour. Now I play, I just checked. 892 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,680 I played about one hour 1 hours and I thought this got a lot of 893 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,080 potential. One hour, 1 hour, I'm going to, 894 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,880 yeah, I'm going to go buy a game based off a one hour play time. 895 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,840 Well, don't, don't listen to me, listen to the reviews, OK? 896 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,520 It's got a good reviews. Steam reviews are the biggest 897 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,640 fucking lie. There's so many mid games. 898 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,920 That people are like this is fucking incredible. 899 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,360 This is the greatest game that's ever fucking existed. 900 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,200 I think people secretly do like slop games that just kind of 901 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,320 suck. They love them. 902 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:23,120 Well then there's like, yeah, there's not. 903 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,600 Everyone's got the same taste. It's us. 904 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,280 I have a friend, all he plays are like the most autistic 905 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,520 factory games and shit. And I'm like they all have like 906 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,840 99% reviews. I think all the all those people 907 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,320 should be on a list. The people that play Factorio 908 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,160 and Satisfactory and all those games. 909 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,960 What kind of list? Yeah. 910 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,480 A list. OK, I don't know what I'm doing 911 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,800 with them yet, but I want them catalogued and I want them 912 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,280 separated. I want those. 913 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,680 Are the guys I want on my side OK if I ever have to figure out 914 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,560 how wires work? If there's another demographic I 915 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,880 want to get rid of, those are the people that I want on my 916 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,080 side to help efficiently sort them out and dispose of them 917 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,080 properly. Kingdom Come players. 918 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,000 Yeah, there's a there's a couple games out there where I'm like, 919 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,360 the reviews are so God damn incredible. 920 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,320 And then like I'm just on the cusp of reaching the level of 921 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,880 autistic to play it and I just can't pass it over. 922 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,480 I just can't cross it. It's not built for my mind. 923 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,160 That's I feel like that is the great it like I'm I'm that way 924 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,760 with games like Kenshi or like games where you just have to 925 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,680 brute force your way into stuff and try over and over again. 926 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,080 Like I really do like all those weird mod packs for stalker, 927 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:47,400 like gamma. I'm really enjoying this nuclear 928 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,520 sunset thing where I sit there and enter. 929 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:55,040 I enter a room with five Raiders in it and I go in and it just 930 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,000 turns into a game of like super hot almost, where I walk in 931 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,800 super hot. I walk in and I go throw a mine 932 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,160 down, shoot this guy once, Stimpak myself, run out the 933 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,760 door, wait for the stimpak to heal me up, run back in, shoot 934 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,640 the guy to the left, and I get my head blown off. 935 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,560 I reload and I go, OK, that didn't work, put the mine down, 936 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,480 then shoot this guy, then shoot that guy, then stimpak. 937 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,120 And it's. I end up doing that for like 12 938 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,160 minutes. And it's yeah, in order to clear 939 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:26,080 out like 3 people in one room. I do really enjoy that too. 940 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,240 Like I like being tenacious with a game where it's just kicking 941 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:33,080 my ass over and over. That's why some of my favorite 942 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,720 streams are just getting drunk on like a souls like game, like 943 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:40,520 the Star Wars games and like I'm just dying to the boss. 944 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,960 You get to the point where people in your chat are just 945 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,000 like you're never going to beat it and you're getting more 946 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,440 drunk. And so they think like you're 947 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,520 getting further and further, but it's like you can brute force 948 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,240 any game if you give it a thousand tries, you know like 949 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,280 eventually something's going to happen, right? 950 00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,360 I might spend 4 hours on one boss, but it is like it's an 951 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,600 incredibly satisfying Elden Ring. 952 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,640 I did a lot of that where it's just like, I'm not good at the 953 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,040 game and I'm almost intentionally not using 954 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,320 mechanics I should be because I just want to prove you. 955 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,600 You did that to me. I think like I, I think I was on 956 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:23,000 Elden Ring playing the DLC and Renala's sister, I was fighting 957 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000 her, the lady with like the magic, giant magic great sword. 958 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,880 I was fighting her and I got down to like, she had like one 959 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,640 scrap of health left first try and I saw you were in chat and 960 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,200 you threw my mojo off and I died. 961 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,440 And then I was there fighting her for, for like. 962 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,600 Hours, hours after another way where like you inspired me to. 963 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,040 No, you did not inspire me. You threw me off my shit. 964 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,600 I never even got even close to where I was. 965 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,440 I thought that was going to be like a heartfelt. 966 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,040 No, it wasn't positive it was. And then I heard your voice in 967 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,680 my head. Go one more try. 968 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,480 You can do it. No, I I got my ass kicked and it 969 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,440 was all downhill from there. Yeah. 970 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,680 I was I was actually know me does drunk souls and it's so 971 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,960 funny. I came in like 4 hours in. 972 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:12,040 Or he just does a shot on death. Yeah, and I watched him for like 973 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,840 40 minutes die like 15 times just trying to do the run to get 974 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:20,200 to a boss because he was so drunk and was just like, OK, so 975 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,400 like serious. Oh, hey, what's up, chat? 976 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,040 And he wouldn't look. And then somebody would just hit 977 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,920 him off a ledge and he'd fall and they'd be like, oh, OK, all 978 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,440 right, one more try. And I don't think he could have 979 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,800 brute forced at that point because he he was, it was 980 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,520 really. Funny though, I mean stuff like 981 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:40,280 that on Twitch. You he, he's very specific, like 982 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,520 in chat. You can't be like, I guess I'll 983 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,000 somebody say like, are you OK? Like you're, I'm concerned for 984 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,240 you. Instant ban. 985 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,200 Yeah, like I think you have to be very like he was constantly 986 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,760 sane. Like I'm safe. 987 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,640 I'm not driving. I'm like, I am not too drunk. 988 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,720 But then you look at him and he's like, but I I don't really 989 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,000 know the rules. Like I think if you don't drink 990 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,720 to the point where you're and I've definitely I've toed the 991 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:15,480 line before blacked out on stream, which is just like. 992 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,680 That's scary, yeah. If you don't have like. 993 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,920 You know, smaller streamers, it's like I don't I'm not too 994 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,160 worried about Twitch mod going in there. 995 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,520 Yeah, I think, I don't know if it was like part of he had a 996 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,200 breathalyzer too, so I don't know if he was like, look, I'm 997 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,880 not like. I'm not going to die. 998 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,240 I got a breathalyzer as well. It's different. 999 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,240 Why do you have a? Breathalyzer. 1000 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,000 I was. I had a stream planned where I 1001 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,200 was going to go. I think I was going to get 1002 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,320 really drunk 1st and then I was going to play some sort of like 1003 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,640 it was either like farm SIM or like truck driving simulator. 1004 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,080 And then I found out J Schlatt had already done that where he 1005 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,280 got drunk, did a yeah, did a breathalyzer and then was and 1006 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,120 then was driving. I was like, what's the point? 1007 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,320 I'll use it for something else. So I've had this for years. 1008 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,080 I'm literally just had it sitting here. 1009 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,920 It's also incredibly hard to work like you have to. 1010 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,200 I'll sit there and blow on it and you have to do a very 1011 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:16,240 constant stream of breath like and you can't change the. 1012 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,600 Your weed lungs can't even probably blow out that long. 1013 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,520 The intensity, you can't change the intensity of breath and I 1014 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,600 feel like if I got really drunk I wouldn't be able to do it. 1015 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,880 Like I have a hard time doing it sober and I'm assuming drunk I 1016 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,360 wouldn't be able to like. Like a really tiny I guess I've 1017 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,760 never really seen that many of them but seems very small. 1018 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,320 It Yeah, it is. Key chain breathalyzer that's 1019 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,120 like you look like an alcoholic put that in your car keys and 1020 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:50,120 you're like well let's see technically just a little over 1021 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,840 all right I'm good that's. Good. 1022 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,880 Yeah, I love those those cars that have like the breathalyzer, 1023 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,400 like wired up to the starter, the car that's. 1024 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,600 That's I've ever gotten in someone's car and they had one 1025 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,600 of those and be like, I think I'm good. 1026 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,320 Uber driver has to be like, hold on, just give me a. 1027 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,160 Second Uber driver goes breathe in. 1028 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,840 It's not like you, as the passenger, had to do. 1029 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:19,640 It Hey, man, have you been drinking breathe into this? 1030 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,400 I didn't. Yeah. 1031 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,840 How many times do you have to get a DUI to get one of those 1032 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,160 cars? Is it like once or is it like a 1033 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,080 you're not trusted. You must breathe. 1034 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,080 My mom did a lot of drunk driving and I don't think she 1035 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,520 never got a DUII. Have no idea how. 1036 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,120 Inspiring. Yeah, it honestly is very 1037 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,600 inspiring. Yeah. 1038 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,280 She used to just say, just put your thumbs up on the steering 1039 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,800 wheel and keep the road in between them. 1040 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,640 I'm like, that's awesome. Going 1000 miles an. 1041 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,760 Hour the roads in between them thumbs. 1042 00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:01,200 You're good, but that's she. She would talk about like, yeah, 1043 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,920 it was so great. Like going down the beach, you 1044 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,360 buy like a 24 pack. And this was like when she was 1045 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,680 younger. She's like buy a 24 pack and you 1046 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,680 just. Going to have a beach by 1047 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,560 yourself down a 24 pack and drive home. 1048 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,000 Holy shit, she. Was like. 1049 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,720 She should have been a podcaster. 1050 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,760 She could have been a drunk soul streamer. 1051 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,160 She could have done anything online. 1052 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,520 People are like, oh, are you doing AJ Schlat bit where you're 1053 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,280 playing Truck Simulator and drunk? 1054 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,480 She's like, what? Now I'm going to the fucking 1055 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,720 beach. Yeah. 1056 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,760 Go on the fucking beach, hang out. 1057 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,120 This is a real stream. This is IRL. 1058 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,040 Now I can see like in a, in a, not in like metropolitan area, 1059 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,120 just like driving out to the countryside, going out of the 1060 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,440 beach and then yeah, drinking some beers on the way. 1061 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,800 It seems very relaxing for a weekend I. 1062 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,320 Am I'm very stringent? I I, I'm, I'm like a little hall 1063 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,040 monitor. Yeah, I hate I if I even have 1064 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,240 like 1 beer I'm like I don't want to drive all over. 1065 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:01,400 No, no, I, I I don't think it's. And if I get in someone's car, 1066 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,240 I'm like, I got to start bringing a little key chain 1067 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,200 breath. I'm a little narc. 1068 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,160 Like, you're not driving or Ubering right now. 1069 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,200 Yeah, my grandma told me when I was a kid that no matter where I 1070 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,480 was, somebody was drinking. She would come pick me up. 1071 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,080 If someone was even drinking. No like and they were going to 1072 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,000 drive. OK so I'm thinking next to which 1073 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,280 account I'm going to test her. Call her just like drunk as 1074 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:26,800 shit. It's. 1075 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,320 Either you come right now and get me, or I'm getting in this 1076 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:35,280 car and this guy's blacked out. You have 10 seconds to decide. 1077 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:42,200 Wow, what time is it? If you can live with the choice 1078 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:46,720 of saying no, that's on you. Our lives are in your hands, 1079 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,560 please. There's like 15 of us. 1080 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:56,920 You have to do a couple stops, yeah. 1081 00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,120 Yeah, that's awesome. You know, my my mom was always 1082 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,200 that person that went and picked up my brother's drunk friends 1083 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,280 and like, and she was like, I don't want you guys drunk 1084 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,040 driving. I'm pretty. 1085 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,840 She probably was drunk herself driving them home. 1086 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,120 You guys don't know how to do it as good as me. 1087 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,920 I've been doing this for years. I'll drive you home. 1088 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:17,560 Yeah. That's great. 1089 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,640 Yeah. Yeah. 1090 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,120 But it was just, they were just built different back then. 1091 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:27,600 Also, I feel like you see people get into, like, horrific wrecks, 1092 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,840 like drunk driving wrecks. Now. 1093 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,960 Drunk drivers in the past, they didn't go so damn fast. 1094 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,320 I feel like when I was growing up, you'd see drunk drivers and 1095 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,280 they would just be people just like slowly, like taking out 1096 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,640 mailboxes on the side of the road going 12 mph. 1097 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,640 And like, if you see a drunk driver accident now, it's like 1098 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,520 this guy was going 88 mph through a residential 1099 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,960 neighborhood and goes barreling through a house. 1100 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:59,280 Oh, and normally too, the drunk drivers, the one that survives 1101 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:04,320 because their body's so loose, just so carefree and tense up 1102 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,600 and, you know, break their neck or what? 1103 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,400 I don't. Really know find them lounging 1104 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,880 like. So like in a way, is it a safer 1105 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,320 way to drive? Yes. 1106 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,320 Statistically, yes. But it's very selfish. 1107 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,400 It is because not everybody's drunk in their cars. 1108 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,800 Some people are just pedestrians and you're going to hit them. 1109 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,480 But if somebody else is driving you, you should be drunk in the 1110 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,560 car. Because somebody else getting 1111 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,920 drunk in their car. You need to get drunk before you 1112 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,000 get in your car. Even the playing field. 1113 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,920 That way, if he hits you, you're both going to walk away. 1114 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,760 That's what's important. That's completely relaxed. 1115 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,200 Yeah. So I get drunk on planes because 1116 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,160 you don't know I'm not in control. 1117 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:48,480 If we crash, I want to be totally cool, totally loose. 1118 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:55,880 When our plane explodes, I'll be catapulted down to a little nest 1119 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,520 in the ground. It. 1120 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,200 Went to like the canopy of some trees. 1121 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,720 Yeah, Corona in hand and a little tree hammock. 1122 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,680 You're in the back of the plane, you crash, you fly all the way 1123 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,320 down the centre aisle, out the windshield. 1124 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:20,480 But I wouldn't be screaming. I'd just be like, is this a 1125 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:25,640 layover? I thought my layover was in damn 1126 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,840 Denver. What the hell? 1127 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,040 Yeah, yeah. That's. 1128 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,200 I say the only thing that would help this corona. 1129 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:39,480 I'm a little hungry. Do you ever drink on planes? 1130 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,120 Do you order drinks on on planes? 1131 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,800 You know, it's yeah, sometimes I don't really like I don't like 1132 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:51,120 being drunk on planes because, well, already I you as many 1133 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,960 times I would say this, you know, I've got a very I piss a 1134 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,520 lot. Yeah, OK, I piss a lot. 1135 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,800 When you drink, you piss more. I normally like getting a window 1136 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,880 seat because I like staring at the window. 1137 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,560 But then I don't like, you know, nobody likes a window seat guy 1138 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,640 that's pissing all the time, so I got to be careful. 1139 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,080 Yeah. Also really scared of like 1140 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,800 pissing my pants on. I don't like the because you're 1141 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,680 so confined in your little area on a plane. 1142 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,080 I don't even like getting a drink like a a soda. 1143 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,400 Or I'm going to get a ginger ale or a night coke at the least. 1144 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,400 I don't like them when they give you something. 1145 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,160 It's like, great, now I have to, I have to fucking, I have to 1146 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,040 take care of this stupid drink and make sure it doesn't spill 1147 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,240 on this little table you gave me that my knees are bumping into 1148 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,800 the bottom of it and I have the napkin. 1149 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,640 They just gave me a mess that I didn't have to put in their bag 1150 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,000 when they come by. And it's the whole thing is just 1151 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,160 a lot of like, I didn't ask for this and you gave me 1152 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,560 responsibility and I kind of want to just sit here and and 1153 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,600 turn my brain off. The selfish window pisser. 1154 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,680 Just biggest fear is that the person in the aisle is just 1155 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,960 sipping on that drink and they've got their tray down for 1156 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,600 so long that do you never because it's like, it's one 1157 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,520 thing to ask somebody to like scoot out so you can go piss. 1158 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,600 It's another thing to ask them to like put their tray up, hold 1159 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,000 their drink. I'd like two more things. 1160 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,200 What the fuck's wrong? I don't think I've ever used the 1161 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,960 bathroom on a plane. I've pissed on every plane I've 1162 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,880 ever been on, I think. It's. 1163 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,120 Insane. And the bathrooms are awesome. 1164 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,720 I was going to say, right. I think I've been in a airplane 1165 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,320 bathroom once. Huge and spacious and really 1166 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,560 clean. No, I don't. 1167 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,520 I don't. Yeah, I I've been maybe like 1168 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,320 once, but I think, I know I don't want to use the bathroom 1169 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,440 on the plane, so I just don't drink any water that day. 1170 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,960 Yeah, I've talked on here before about how I've pitched so much 1171 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:50,360 on a plane before that I drew suspicion from the the Hostess 1172 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,920 or whatever the air. Yeah, she was like, what, are 1173 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,160 you vaping in there or something? 1174 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,560 Yeah, 'cause and then they started checking the bathroom 1175 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,920 after I go in there and they had like an Air Marshall or 1176 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,000 something going in there and looking it all out and they're 1177 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,880 glaring at me. I'm like, I'm sorry, I got an 1178 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,080 aisle seat that time. I'm like, if I'm, if I'm in the 1179 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,800 aisle, I'm going to piss every single time. 1180 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,560 Yeah, if I'm in the window I'll piss once. 1181 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,000 You should tell them it's a medical issue and that they need 1182 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,760 to butt out. You're being kind of a. 1183 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,560 Bitch, yeah, it's a medical issue. 1184 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:23,640 I'm I'm addicted to nicotine. It's it's medically an issue. 1185 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,920 I have a micro penis and the pee cannot be stored that long. 1186 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:33,120 Yeah, yeah, my pee chamber is that long and I need to go empty 1187 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,840 it out now. I'm already embarrassed, don't 1188 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,120 make it worse by having a guy go check the bathroom after me with 1189 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,680 a little flashlight. That's what that's what I would 1190 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,400 say. Be like you. 1191 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,800 You think you're catching me right now doing something bad. 1192 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,680 Do you know how embarrassing it is for me to piss and then have 1193 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,480 two people go in there with flashlights after you're done 1194 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,800 pissing and. Like sometimes I fart when I 1195 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,200 piss, so it's going to stink a little and now you're going in 1196 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,240 there. And now you're going in this 1197 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,880 sniping. You must want Yeah, they're 1198 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,120 vape. That's what you should have 1199 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,360 said. It smells kind of skunky in 1200 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,160 there, like he's smoking a weed bin. 1201 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,920 No, it's actually just gas from my asshole. 1202 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,480 Dude, I'm sorry. I should have just got in there 1203 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,280 and farted that place up and shut the door really quickly 1204 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:20,520 behind me to trap it not flush to suck the farts down, but walk 1205 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:28,880 out and be like it reeks in there of of what though? 1206 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:35,680 What could it be? Dude, I, I think a lot of 1207 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,160 people, myself included, I watch like catch Me if you Can. 1208 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,040 And so I had like a very romanticized view of like air 1209 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,600 hostesses and like pilots and everything. 1210 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,760 Like, Oh yeah, they're globetrotting. 1211 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:51,480 They're having a great time. They're just awesome hot dudes 1212 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,680 and ladies going about their life and their awesome career 1213 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,840 with no strings attached. Little hats and scarves. 1214 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:04,360 And then I got on to like air airline worker, like airline 1215 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,560 worker TikTok and they have these shitty fucking shared 1216 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:13,960 apartments that they just live communally where like it's like 1217 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,880 a like stewardesses and pilots and everybody just come together 1218 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:22,240 and they'll each rent out like a section of an apartment, I 1219 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,560 guess. And they'll have bunk beds and 1220 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:29,120 they just go in there and stay a night for a couple nights and 1221 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,440 then leave. I'm like, what? 1222 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,120 You don't even get your own hotel room. 1223 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,760 You guys have to shack up like you're in the the Army like it's 1224 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,280 a barracks. You think they're hooking up 1225 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:41,320 like crazy. Like, you know, every time the 1226 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,840 Olympics happened, they're like, we ran out of condoms, like 1227 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,360 they're just going crazy in there. 1228 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,520 Do you think? Or is that like an old? 1229 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,640 Is that also like a thing of the past? 1230 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,600 I feel like there's a lot of Dicks that are in the Olympics 1231 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,440 that are just having posh wanks and acting like they're getting 1232 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,920 some. I think it's a lot of young, 1233 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:03,840 attractive people that are like athletic as shit going in there 1234 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,080 and banging like crazy. You, don't you? 1235 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,240 Don't think they're posh wanking. 1236 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,040 I don't know what that means, but no, I think they're banging 1237 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,160 like crazy. Posh wanking is when you Jack 1238 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,240 off into a condom. It's the most luxurious way to 1239 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,640 masturbate you. It's no mess. 1240 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,760 And then you I. Don't think that's what's 1241 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,560 happening, but I'm not. I'm close, but I'm not an 1242 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:25,520 Olympian so I was a collegiate fencer I think. 1243 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,360 I think there's a lot of stigma where it's like, oh, I'm going 1244 01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,400 to the Olympic Village, I'm in the Olympics. 1245 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,720 Everybody's going to assume that I'm getting a lot of action. 1246 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,320 So I have to burn through these condoms. 1247 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,880 And then they just, they have to, they're just jacking off 1248 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,160 into their condoms. The stores of condoms that they 1249 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,120 have. Here for us, yeah. 1250 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,440 I mean nobody wants to be like I got 0 pussy and I'm an Olympian. 1251 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,920 Well, that's true. Yeah, I got gold medal. 1252 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,600 Well, how much pussy you get, you know it's. 1253 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,800 Like I use 0 condoms. I would fill that trash can up 1254 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,240 every day. I would fill it up, yeah. 1255 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:03,360 Mess up my hair before I walk. Out of the room. 1256 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,640 Oh, it's musky in there because all the sex and stuff. 1257 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:11,840 Putting lipstick on my hand and then kissing all over my face. 1258 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,720 Bad hair because you can win a medal and still lose at the 1259 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,280 Olympics. OK, By just everybody being 1260 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:24,040 like, don't bang that guy. I feel like athletic people just 1261 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,120 have sex more. I don't know if that's true. 1262 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:31,040 I feel like it's like something with the like the like the 1263 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,680 chemicals or something. Guys, if you're really athletic 1264 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,400 in Chad, how often do you get laid? 1265 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,520 Riddle us do. You think the Olympics is posh 1266 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,280 wanking or they're actually going crazy? 1267 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,120 I think they're posh wanking. I think they're going crazy. 1268 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:51,080 Vote down below, would you? I think if you're an Olympian, 1269 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:56,440 well, actually I was about to say like the Olympics, how much 1270 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,400 time do they actually spend just at the thing not doing their 1271 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,080 sport? Do they fly them out for the 1272 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,360 entire thing and they're just in there twiddling their thumbs 1273 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,080 until. They're not twiddling their 1274 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,200 thumbs, dude. They're banging. 1275 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,760 Yeah, they're banging. Yeah. 1276 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,000 Yeah, I think they're there for. Because if there's a lot of 1277 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,920 downtime, then yeah, I could see it. 1278 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,920 But if there's if they're just there to be flown in to do their 1279 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,200 event and then leave like if I was, let's say if I was on 1280 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,720 those. If they're flying in just to do 1281 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:26,560 their event, leave that many people are posh wanking that 1282 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:31,440 they're running out of condoms. Yeah, yeah. 1283 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,880 Everyone's like, all right, let's all go to our separate 1284 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,520 rooms. And Jack off, Yeah. 1285 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,680 Lower some tension before the big event. 1286 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:45,000 OK, for example, like do you think you know the, let's say 1287 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,520 like the Canadian curling team, do you think they got flown in 1288 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,600 like 5 days before they had planned out their their big 1289 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,840 cheating that they were going to do? 1290 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,840 Did you see that they cheated during curling? 1291 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,400 Fucking scumbags. And you think you can put a 1292 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,280 finger on that rock and we not see it? 1293 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,720 There's cameras all around, dude. 1294 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,280 You're not playing. Finger smell though. 1295 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,560 You're not playing up there in Canada where nobody's around. 1296 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,080 OK, You were there at the Olympics. 1297 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,240 It's. Disrespectful. 1298 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:17,319 Yeah, you brought it, you death. You brought down the prestigious 1299 01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:19,120 sport of curling. Yeah. 1300 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:22,279 Yeah, that was really shameful. I didn't. 1301 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,479 Yeah, I did. Yeah. 1302 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:27,240 Well, you touched it. You can't do that I guess. 1303 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:32,680 I think Iran, Iran, Iran. I think Iran like their 1304 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:37,160 Olympians in like the early 2000s, late 90s, like if they 1305 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,760 did poorly, they would like torture them when they got back. 1306 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,600 I think they should. I think Canada should do that. 1307 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:46,760 How many condoms did you use? Were these posh wings or? 1308 01:08:47,399 --> 01:08:49,720 I think Canada should do that to their curling team. 1309 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,240 That was really fucked up they cheated like that. 1310 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,960 Yeah, I think they should, unless they got like a ton of 1311 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,160 action. Unless they were banging a lot, 1312 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,960 yeah. What was your? 1313 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,800 How many? Condoms you burned through. 1314 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,040 You do what's proud out there. Where are the Olympics this 1315 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,960 year? How much Canadian seed have you 1316 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,880 spread? I don't know. 1317 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:12,720 I haven't been watching. Them. 1318 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,160 Yeah, I haven't watched them. Yet I was so grossed out by the 1319 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,200 cheating that I I. Saw that and it made it made my 1320 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,680 stomach sick. You know, I can figure it out. 1321 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:24,080 There's a. Couple sports out there that I I 1322 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:28,760 feel like should just be cut from the roster bobsledding. 1323 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,960 Do you understand, like the amount of money? 1324 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,680 Like if you want to save money at the Olympics, if you're 1325 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,960 looking to kind of like trim costs, take that shit out. 1326 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:43,560 They have to dude. Bobsledding's sweet, right? 1327 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,800 Because they're like getting in the little thing and they're 1328 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,960 going all the how much? Do you think it cost to make 1329 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:53,800 that crazy like slide, ice slide, doing all those loop de 1330 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:58,000 loos and stuff and ice slide, are you crazy that has to be 1331 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,840 millions to just make that? Well, it can't be frivolous 1332 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,400 every It's not a. Sport. 1333 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,440 Who can go faster down a slide? That's not a sport. 1334 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,880 Then why are some of them better than others? 1335 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:15,160 Dude, I that's actually a great question, but I feel like it's 1336 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,160 not. Tell me that. 1337 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,560 I feel like it's not a whole lot of athleticism going into it. 1338 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:23,400 It's just like same thing with was, there's bobsledding, 1339 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,920 there's the luge and then there's the skeleton where you 1340 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:29,440 like run down and I think you're like face first down that one. 1341 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,800 It's like 3 different sports that are all in there for some 1342 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,960 reason. They're very similar. 1343 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,280 I feel like curling can stay as long as you take the Canadians 1344 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,400 out of it, but that sport's cool and unique enough it can stay. 1345 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,280 Too many different types of ice skating. 1346 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,880 I don't. I want to see who goes the 1347 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,320 fastest. I want to see who goes the the 1348 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,880 with the most like the prettiest. 1349 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,840 Most like you. Can spin, yeah, yeah, I guess 1350 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,120 that. So we can keep those two, but 1351 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,440 then I think there's even more. Yeah, there's a lot out there. 1352 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:07,080 I think Fastest, prettiest. Then you're done with ice 1353 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,720 skating. Take the whole slow big ice 1354 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:14,040 slide, take that out. Snowboarding can stay 'cause 1355 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,480 it's bad ass. OK? 1356 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:19,240 The big ski jump is cool. I heard there was also. 1357 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,880 Did you hear that? They were. 1358 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,920 Those guys were inflating their penises with saline so that they 1359 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,000 could go. My huge penis is so big I need a 1360 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,720 bigger suit and so they'd give them a larger suit which has 1361 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,680 more fabric so that they could fly further. 1362 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,280 That he's genius. Yeah. 1363 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,800 No, I did not. Hear that and they and they and 1364 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,760 they said they said I'm injecting my they. 1365 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:46,600 Get their wingsuit when? They if if that was the case, I 1366 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,320 would just put on a shit load of weight before the event and then 1367 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,000 trim down a lot. Yeah. 1368 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,080 Yeah, and then in one day I'd lose 50 lbs. 1369 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,360 Just go get lipo done like the day before. 1370 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,960 Just a skeleton in a wing suit. It would not hold the slides, 1371 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,120 the sides. Of it, I weigh 50 lbs. 1372 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,800 Yeah, fly just way past the balance of it. 1373 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,880 I wonder if there's any of those guys that just pretend to even 1374 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:17,960 get into skiing and long jumping so that they can have an excuse 1375 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,360 to inject their penis and make it huge and then go to the 1376 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:25,080 Olympic Village and wear out all them condoms doing posh winks. 1377 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,560 Of course not actually Yeah, actually using it. 1378 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,680 I'm going to need a bigger condom for my saline penis so 1379 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:36,240 that I can posh wink. Now that that's so. 1380 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,240 If you put saline in your penis it makes it bigger. 1381 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,800 Hold on, what's what's up with that? 1382 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,280 That's the thing. Interesting, like saline contact 1383 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,560 solution if I just like held open my penis hole? 1384 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,760 Yeah, just dock the end of your your contact solution with it 1385 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,640 and squeeze really hard. OK. 1386 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,680 So like how much bigger? Apparently bigger enough you can 1387 01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:00,640 get a new leotard with more room in it. 1388 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,440 Yeah, like a a whole size up. Whole size up. 1389 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,920 That's great. Like I'd have to buy new 1390 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,160 underwear. Maybe, yeah, could be. 1391 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:11,960 It could be. It could be a direction. 1392 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:12,840 That's interesting. It could. 1393 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,200 Be a direction to go. In no, that was the thing people 1394 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,360 were doing. Nobody told me about that. 1395 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:22,640 Well, you're not into professional ski jumping. 1396 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:27,960 And how long does it last? I don't think, I don't think 1397 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,400 it'll last a long time. I'm not going to lie. 1398 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,360 You just piss it all out. I think you do end up pissing 1399 01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,760 out all your penis. Yeah, that would that. 1400 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,120 I think that's how a penis should work. 1401 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,400 As you pee, it gets smaller, you know, I feel like. 1402 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,640 And the longer you hold it, the bigger it gets. 1403 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,480 Yeah. That would be. 1404 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:45,680 Awesome. That guy's got a piss. 1405 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,680 Look at him. He's bulging. 1406 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:54,560 He's bulging over there. Use my pants yeah, it'd be great 1407 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,560 for me because I'm almost always holding piss Yeah, awesome, 1408 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,280 except for then I do piss a lot also, so it'd. 1409 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,120 Be I never, I never drink liquids at all. 1410 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,520 So mine would look like a Raisin. 1411 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:08,000 I would just have a withered A withered fucking. 1412 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,760 Yeah, wrinkly little like vanilla bean pod of a penis. 1413 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:20,320 Yeah, little mummy penis. Yeah, what's new? 1414 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:26,640 Right, Right, guys. Speaking of, I wish more animals 1415 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,600 were in wars. Like horses, of course. 1416 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:34,000 Sure, for the glory. No, I don't want to see them get 1417 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,800 blown to smithereens. For the good of the animal. 1418 01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,800 Yeah, but I think a lot. Of. 1419 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:41,680 A lot of animals, if you give them a job, you know, like 1420 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,840 Magpies and Ravens and stuff, they'll go collect coins and 1421 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,680 money for you and they, they like having kind of a job. 1422 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:52,040 So I'm assuming if you train like, you know, we'll give you 1423 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:56,960 seeds if you bring us eyeballs from those people over there, 1424 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,240 they'd probably do it. They'd probably. 1425 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,800 Do like instead of a crow's nest on a pirate ship, a giraffe? 1426 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,760 That's like I can see that high. You don't even need to put me up 1427 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:12,480 there Land you just look. You don't need a mast or 1428 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,920 anything. No. 1429 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,080 No. You don't even need sails, you 1430 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,960 just get a bunch of birds. Just put a fucking jet just jet 1431 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,280 motor on that bitch and a giraffe. 1432 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,560 That's all you need, a. Couple of swordfish tied to the 1433 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:27,920 bottom couple £1000. Marlins A Flintstones A 1434 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:31,560 Flintstones ship. I love Flintstones technology. 1435 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,560 They integrated animals well with stone. 1436 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:41,120 Yeah, and now we have even more than just stone, so we could do 1437 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:44,760 even more metal armor for a rhino. 1438 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:48,560 And it's my car. That's isn't that the fucking 1439 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,800 guy from he man? Doesn't he have a rhino that 1440 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:54,360 like can shoot like balls out of its horn? 1441 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,200 And he has armor I. Don't recall, but they were 1442 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,600 cooking they. Were halfway there. 1443 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,840 They were cooking. A bunch of cats are my car, a 1444 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,400 bunch of dogs are my car. Like stuff like that. 1445 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,960 I don't want to engine. I want to open it up and there's 1446 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,600 a big hamster wheel with a dog running on it or something. 1447 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,880 I just think they could do more. They don't do a lot. 1448 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:20,200 Yeah, and we don't have that many super exciting animals in 1449 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,240 America, but you could grizzly bear for your car. 1450 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,360 Grizzlies are gone. Lions. 1451 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,880 I don't think there are there are Grizzlies anymore, except 1452 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,680 for up in Alaska. Still America. 1453 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,080 Yeah. I haven't counted Alaska out 1454 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,440 yet. Yeah. 1455 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:41,840 Do you ever think we're going to expand east of Alaska, maybe 1456 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:47,760 north of like mainland America, more like Canada? 1457 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:49,440 You think we're ever going to take over Canada? 1458 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,880 South. Of Alaska east, east of Alaska 1459 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:57,040 South. I would be interested to know 1460 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,360 what kind of animals they have because I know they have like a 1461 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,440 lot more moose and stuff. They got oil. 1462 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,360 They do have oil. I'm more interested in animal 1463 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,920 technology, yeah. No, I'm. 1464 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:06,640 I'm just. I'm. 1465 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,520 Anything we don't. I'm just saying, like in order 1466 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,720 to entice the federal government into thinking it's a good idea, 1467 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,560 you might want to say, like for you, you say, yeah, they're they 1468 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,040 have cool animals up there. But for the government to get on 1469 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,600 board? They don't have enough cool 1470 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,920 animals for us to fully take over. 1471 01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:26,240 Now be interested polar bears if you go all the way up really far 1472 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,840 north, right? They don't have polar bears in 1473 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,520 Canada. I guess they don't, do they? 1474 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,840 Do they? There's no fucking way. 1475 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:37,120 You you have no idea how much of Canada is just like chunks of 1476 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,400 ice floating around up in the the Arctic. 1477 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,160 They did. They can be at the very top of 1478 01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,080 Canada. OK, well, now we're cooking a 1479 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,400 little bit because that's a little golden, compassy. 1480 01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:49,960 And OK, I could do it for polar bears. 1481 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:55,560 I'd be interested on going below America too, for chupacabras, 1482 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:59,000 for big snakes. I think there's some monkeys 1483 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:05,480 down there, South America. Did you know there's an entire 1484 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,640 There's a place in Florida with monkeys? 1485 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,520 Is it that little island? No, it's. 1486 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,200 Where you're not allowed to go. No, they have, I think they had 1487 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:17,360 them for like medical experiments and then they were 1488 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,280 like, that's not ethical. And so they just released them 1489 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,360 into the wild and it turns out, I think it's near Silver 1490 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:28,720 Springs, FL and it's, they just have like macaques, Reese's 1491 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:31,760 macaques hanging out in the trees. 1492 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,760 That's that's pretty awesome. I'm thinking more I want howlers 1493 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:39,320 and stuff like that. My alarm clock's a howler 1494 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:42,040 monkey. My car's a big dog. 1495 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:48,040 My my toaster's like AI don't know like with certain animals 1496 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,600 that can do electricity like a Pikachu or. 1497 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,680 Something electric eel or something? 1498 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,920 Yeah. Electric eel's my toaster, my 1499 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,800 dishwasher's an octopus, stuff like that. 1500 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,440 I just think the world could be a little bit a little bit more 1501 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:05,040 magic because we have we have the tools. 1502 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,840 It's they're animals. It's unfortunate we've spent so 1503 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:12,000 much of our time making all these advancements and we're 1504 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,320 just killing off all these animals and if we could enslave. 1505 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:18,440 That the advancements are right there. 1506 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,760 We should have left all the forests. 1507 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:25,200 Why sit there and and have all these hot water heaters being 1508 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,800 manufactured when you can have a tank of water and a couple of 1509 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:31,880 electric eels in it and they get pissed at each other and they'd 1510 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:35,000 heat it right up? You have a little stick that you 1511 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,440 like tap the water with and it's like. 1512 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,880 Go beat the hot water heater. Go beat the hot water heater. 1513 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:42,240 They ain't pissed off enough. And they like it too, because 1514 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,320 they like having a little job. Yeah, right now they're. 1515 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:53,000 For fish is my balloon. For my birthday party I can go 1516 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,920 on. Fraps polar bear is my car that 1517 01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,280 might cover cars. Semi truck could be an elephant. 1518 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:05,000 I don't know, there's a lot. Of options there I like the push 1519 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,080 is the dishwasher, I certainly did that. 1520 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,080 Angler fish is my lamp or something. 1521 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:12,840 I don't even know if they light up that right. 1522 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,600 But no, I don't like big lights. Yeah, Yeah. 1523 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:21,240 That's your mood light? Yeah, yeah, angler fish hat and 1524 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,760 put it on and now I'm a miner. Now I can go do my job down in 1525 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:26,560 the mines. And I go to work and I've got a 1526 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:34,960 bunch of mole Co workers. Fish are like for my jet ski. 1527 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,360 You could do it. An animal could be anything but 1528 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:42,080 whale. Yeah. 1529 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:48,640 Jet ski dolphin snake is like geared plumbing youtubes. 1530 01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,880 My computer's a hamster. There's just a lot. 1531 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:56,480 I feel like snakes are getting. They're getting the shit into 1532 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:59,520 the stick, dude. Yeah, I'm gonna plug your mouth 1533 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,600 around the bottom of my toilet and then I'm going to shit and 1534 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,080 your body is going to move all of my. 1535 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,680 Mice or something to help them out. 1536 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:09,320 I'll throw them a bone every once in a while instead of just 1537 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,520 throwing a mouse down the toilet. 1538 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,800 I'll eat 1. Add it to the poop, add a little 1539 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,880 flavour. Hey yo dawg, this one's about to 1540 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,240 be spicy. I'm throwing an antacid down 1541 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:23,560 toilet first, then I'll poop. Orangutangs are my teachers and 1542 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:27,760 octopus all the intelligent animals are like they got a 1543 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:30,160 higher positions. You know the Dumber animals they 1544 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,720 do more the. Principal has to be like an owl. 1545 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,160 It's just like a of course figure of authority. 1546 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,360 There's no way it's not. Yeah. 1547 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:44,720 And if we had been, I'm just going to be honest, if we had 1548 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:48,200 grown that, imagine for thousands of years we were 1549 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:53,480 focused on animal technologies and not like men need to come 1550 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:56,040 harder, like men need to stop being bald. 1551 01:21:56,440 --> 01:22:01,480 We'd have a way to talk to animals and mind control over 1552 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:04,360 animals. I think we have them pretty 1553 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,800 controlled right now honestly, but. 1554 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,080 I'm not thinking about controlling their. 1555 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,960 I want no population. Yeah, I would have been looking 1556 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,040 at my front yard and say, Jesus Christ, that's a lot of animals. 1557 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,680 Animals everywhere. They're just running around. 1558 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:20,400 They're doing their jobs. Sheep don't concern themselves 1559 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:25,800 with the opinions of lions. Your guy's hog is about to hang 1560 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,520 out. Dude, look at the picture behind 1561 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,160 you. That thing is so close. 1562 01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,160 Well, I'm teasing it. You're teasing it big. 1563 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200 I never. Should that much I need to be 1564 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,960 careful? Stray wind get this whole thing 1565 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,440 cancelled? That could be bad. 1566 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:48,120 Dude, I I found found it, but I can't find the actual book. 1567 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:56,000 But Tashin the company that the big book company, they had the 1568 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,520 Tama Finland coffee table book. God, I feel like buying it. 1569 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:05,200 And when I ordered this, I got a big Frank Frazetta book and that 1570 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,400 was the box for it and it came with I think cuz I ordered two 1571 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,040 books. They sent me like a little 1572 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:14,680 catalog of these are the our other books that we have. 1573 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,320 Dude, they have they have so many Tama Finland books. 1574 01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:22,280 There's like three of them and. I was sitting there, someone 1575 01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:24,720 saying out of that. Well, they're all different 1576 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,360 sizes. They have one that's obscenely 1577 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:28,600 large that I think is just so funny to have. 1578 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:33,040 But I'm pretty sure that where I'm going to get in trouble 1579 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,480 today because I'm, I think Madeline took it to school. 1580 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:39,600 I we can't find it anywhere. I think she took the catalog 1581 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,040 book. That could be real bad. 1582 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:45,080 To school and it and it has pictures from Tom of Finland and 1583 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,720 there's also like an advertisement in there for like 1584 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:52,040 it's called like the big book of breasts or something the big 1585 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,760 book of big breasts and then there's also like what's. 1586 01:23:55,760 --> 01:24:02,120 This company called. Tashen TASCHENI think, and they 1587 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,680 have. It's also like the big book of 1588 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:07,840 like hunks or something. And there's like muscly guys. 1589 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,400 Yeah, there's just how. Do you spell that again for the 1590 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:17,400 audience? TASCHEN, yeah. 1591 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:21,520 OK, got it. They got a lot of good stuff on 1592 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:23,240 there and there. There's a big sale happening. 1593 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:26,880 Also, I got a little toy here that I kind of, I've taken up 1594 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:30,080 some anger with. This is a fidget spinner that my 1595 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:35,280 daughter got in school. And it is fully articulating, 1596 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:39,280 right. But each way only goes like one 1597 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:39,640 way. Oh. 1598 01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:45,280 I see it. Instantly what's yeah the issue 1599 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:47,800 is natively. It makes a swastika. 1600 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:52,480 Natively like this too. It's too like the diameter's too 1601 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:56,840 long for my kids fingers to be able to make that space and it's 1602 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,920 still spin. You can make it look like a 1603 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:04,560 hourglass. Then it's lopsided because you 1604 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,960 have hold on. I see exactly what you're 1605 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,680 talking about. Yeah, if you do it like this, 1606 01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:12,840 the weight is off. It just. 1607 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,480 Looks at the berserk symbol. Almost. 1608 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:15,560 Yeah. It feels weird. 1609 01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:19,800 So instantly I looked over and my kid was spinning. 1610 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,960 Making a swastika. Spinning a swastika And I was 1611 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:26,480 just like, I when your kid curses or when your kid, you 1612 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:29,920 know, is going around spinning a swastika, you have kind of that 1613 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:33,120 internal moment where you go like, do I make a big deal out 1614 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:36,240 of this? Because then it imprints in 1615 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,400 their mind. Like what I just did was like 1616 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,360 bad or something. Like they, they instantly go 1617 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:45,040 like when your kids 3 and they say like shit or something, 1618 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:48,600 don't go like don't ever say that again because then they 1619 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,040 just get caught on it and they'll say shit for like the 1620 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,640 next three weeks. So I very quickly I saw my 1621 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:57,840 daughter walking around casually spinning a swastika and then I 1622 01:25:57,840 --> 01:25:59,680 had to steal this from her. I had to steal her fidget 1623 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,520 spinner. This is the only way she she can 1624 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:05,920 spin it and it not take up an insane amount of room on her 1625 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,680 fingers. Got to be another configuration. 1626 01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:10,200 Do they articulate that way? Yes. 1627 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,640 They do this way but how are you supposed to spin that? 1628 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:15,720 Like you can barely and then your fingers have to be even? 1629 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,560 It's a poor design dude. They made a swastika fidget 1630 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,680 spinner and it it angers. Who gave her that? 1631 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:27,480 Some secret club. Yeah, it's a youth organization 1632 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:30,360 at her daycare, but you can honestly you. 1633 01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:33,800 Hitler Youth organization. You can make a crazy beyblade 1634 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,080 looking swastika. Ultimately at the end of the 1635 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:40,080 day, there's some pretty cool designs that you can do, but 1636 01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:44,240 they ultimately always end up very swastika adjacent. 1637 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,760 Yeah, it's and I don't, it's just I don't think they did a 1638 01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:49,680 whole lot of drawing board on this one. 1639 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,320 You know, it probably cost about $0.05 to make or sign and 1640 01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,080 they're just going what, we don't give a shit. 1641 01:26:56,480 --> 01:27:00,280 Whatever. Yeah, but I've been having a 1642 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,200 blast with it. They just don't know I've stolen 1643 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,720 it yet and then I'm going to have to throw it away. 1644 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:04,920 They're. Going to be pissed, yeah. 1645 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:11,120 Yeah, but. I I mean, I bet there's a lot of 1646 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:14,800 those points in parenthood. Yeah, like my when my mom found 1647 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:19,080 out I was putting my penis in the little floating aquarium 1648 01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,560 slinky thing, whatever those are called. 1649 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:23,120 You ever don't even know what you do? 1650 01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:25,280 No, I've never put my penis in one of those. 1651 01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,760 How to pop in. OK, I'd have got the goo 1652 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:32,840 everywhere. I think every every kid growing 1653 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:36,400 up was just like they saw that and they're like, wow, I mom, I 1654 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,120 want that for some reason. And when we get home, I'm going 1655 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,840 to close my door. My parents wouldn't let me have 1656 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:45,040 one. If they knew it, they knew 1657 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,040 exactly what you were doing with that. 1658 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:49,040 I need that thing. No you don't. 1659 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,080 Please dude, I. Please, please, now that I'm a 1660 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:57,640 parent, I realized my parents were a lot cooler than I'm ever 1661 01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:01,360 going to because like they lit my brother like they put us in 1662 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,640 band. I'm like, no, my kids are not 1663 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:07,360 going into band just because I don't want to hear him fucking 1664 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,280 gateway. I don't want to. 1665 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:09,440 It's a. Gateway to theatre. 1666 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:12,360 Not that I'm fine with that dude, he'll be a theatre kid. 1667 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:15,040 I just don't want them playing that shit and practicing their 1668 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:19,480 crappy music. Blowing up my God damn silent 1669 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:24,440 paradise I have over here. The amount of like instruments I 1670 01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:28,240 had growing up, Like I was in guitar lessons as trumpet 1671 01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,760 lessons. I played baritone, I played 1672 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,000 tuba. My brother had a drum set in his 1673 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,240 room. He used to have his friends over 1674 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:36,280 and they would bring amps and like actually just have a band 1675 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:40,360 in his room. We had a pretty small house. 1676 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,040 Like what the fuck was my mom thinking? 1677 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:45,280 I would never do that. I would never fucking do that. 1678 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:49,680 If if my kids friends show up with an amp I'd be like you 1679 01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:52,280 better. 24 pack. Keep that fucker in the trunk of 1680 01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,200 your mom's car. You are not coming over here 1681 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,720 with that. You drink a 24 pack, it's going 1682 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,320 to sound like Metallica's in your house. 1683 01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,160 It's like the Philharmonic blessing my ears. 1684 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,600 Oh wait, I was trying to make a non racist configure. 1685 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:12,280 I think this is also like a isn't that like a Nordic rune? 1686 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,160 I think that's yeah. It looks. 1687 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:18,800 That's like semi, I think that's some sort of Nazi rude. 1688 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,520 So you're an expert on these, you know them all. 1689 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:27,080 Is that one that one racist? There's something about Nordic 1690 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:31,120 roots, like if you just get too into them, yeah, you can pretty 1691 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:34,240 much be like, yeah, that guy's, yeah, that guy's doing something 1692 01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:36,520 weird. Yeah, if you go where are you 1693 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:40,800 from and they don't say anywhere in Scandinavia, you go, OK, OK, 1694 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:44,640 buddy, I know what's going on. Indiana, but I'm just like 1695 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,200 Viking blooded. I just really like God of War 1696 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:51,200 Ragnarok dude. Oh, I finally. 1697 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,600 Finland Bookends. I did not see those. 1698 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,080 Please tell me it's a guy like thrusting his crotch forward 1699 01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:01,600 holding the books you. Will be disappointed in the 1700 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,360 first one, but I think you'll like the second one. 1701 01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:07,120 That's awesome. They're they're like get two of 1702 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:09,120 these hold up your library. That one's got to. 1703 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,720 That one's awesome. OK, these rock. 1704 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,560 How many of these can I get before someone accuses me of 1705 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:16,800 being a? Limited edition. 1706 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,120 They're limited Edish. You better get on it. 1707 01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:27,080 They're $500. I want, I want $500. 1708 01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:28,840 No, that's not worth it. I'm going to be moving soon. 1709 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,320 I'm downsizing. Look at this though. 1710 01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:33,000 That's so awesome. Dude, look at having it like. 1711 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:41,320 That, yeah, that's awesome. My God. 500 each, so $1000. 1712 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,560 Then you can have that picture plus the price of the books. 1713 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,840 That's pretty sick. I like how this guy has. 1714 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,840 He's got his Tama Finland bookends holding up his 1715 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:56,520 Caravaggio Complete words. Yeah. 1716 01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:57,960 It's cool, though. It's cool. 1717 01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:02,920 I feel like those two have never been combined except for in that 1718 01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,640 one promotional image trying to sell them. 1719 01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:07,840 Yeah. He's seen that picture to stall 1720 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:12,600 too, so you can see it. I'll put it in the podcast chat. 1721 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:17,000 That's awesome. What were you saying before I 1722 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:17,760 cut you off? Sorry. 1723 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:20,320 I have no idea dude. I have no fucking clue. 1724 01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,200 What's it about animals? It's technology. 1725 01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:26,280 It wasn't. It wasn't animal tech. 1726 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:30,120 Your kite's a bird. Your plane's a big bird. 1727 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,360 You know what's crazy is while I was at that Natural History 1728 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:38,200 Museum, in your mind, you think a pterodactyl has to be huge. 1729 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:43,080 I saw the skeleton there and sad. 1730 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:45,200 It's sad how small they are. Actually it's. 1731 01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:47,720 Probably like the wing skin or something makes them look. 1732 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,640 Big well, I had always imagined. Isn't there like a different one 1733 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:53,040 that's not a pterodactyl? That was huge. 1734 01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:56,960 That a huge ass head I. Don't know, maybe that's what I 1735 01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:59,880 was looking at or maybe I was looking at the wrong thing, but 1736 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:04,080 I had always imagined in my mind like God, it would suck to be 1737 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:08,800 like a a six year old kid and then a A pterodactyl come scoop 1738 01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:13,720 you up and bring you to its big nest and then pluck your head 1739 01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:18,520 out with its big beak and. I think you're thinking of and 1740 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:25,120 now I don't know if this image is totally accurate, but big on 1741 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:27,280 this. And wait, there's somebody at my 1742 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,960 front door. Let me pull up my ring. 1743 01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,320 Oh, God, it's about to get barky in here. 1744 01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:36,280 Look at this. OK. 1745 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,000 There's no way that is that real. 1746 01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:42,960 Quetzalcoatalis northropy is considered the largest known 1747 01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:46,160 flying creature of all time, with an estimated wingspan of 33 1748 01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:49,040 feet. You've completely changed my 1749 01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,560 mind. A height comparable to a giraffe 1750 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:53,200 in a way, if that. Thing roughly 450. 1751 01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,480 That thing doesn't even have to land and attack you if it just 1752 01:32:55,720 --> 01:33:00,000 it just comes in a low glide while you're just like walking. 1753 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:04,320 It could just put its beak through your back and spear you 1754 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:08,400 like an olive on onto a little toothpick and then fly away and 1755 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:12,120 you'd just be. It's fucked up we don't have 1756 01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:15,560 animals that big because that would be really bad. 1757 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,960 Like, even just even the excitement of like, I got to 1758 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:20,560 take my trash out and you, a shadow passes over you. 1759 01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:24,800 Yeah. And you're like, you have to run 1760 01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,640 into your house really quick and grab your spear. 1761 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,600 That'd be awesome. All right, so now we have to 1762 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:34,280 find a job for this thing in our in our modern world, this thing 1763 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,640 would be a gynecologist that it would it would be as the 1764 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:41,400 speculum or whatever that thing is that holds open vaginas would 1765 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:43,800 be. It's a giant 20 foot beak. 1766 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,280 Yeah. No, I think it'd be my Uber 1767 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:48,920 driver. That thing rocks. 1768 01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:55,240 Anything that has like arms that are also wings or they can use 1769 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:57,640 them to like walk. That's pretty bad ass. 1770 01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,840 It's like a Drake or something. Yeah, it's the difference 1771 01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:03,040 between a dragon and a Wyvern or something. 1772 01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:06,760 One of them has forearms. I think it's a Wyvern. 1773 01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:09,920 Is your her? Is it a dragon? 1774 01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:12,520 That is the the least amount of barking I've ever heard from 1775 01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,080 your dogs. That's incredible. 1776 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,480 It's going to get worse. The door is locked. 1777 01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:19,480 OK, I'll be right. Go go do your thing dude. 1778 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:26,040 I'm I'm so stuck on like where to what do I even go to now? 1779 01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:31,040 Like TikTok fucking stinks. I I was on, I was on TikTok. 1780 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,080 I was like, I was full diving from Twitter to TikTok. 1781 01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,760 And then now I think it sucks. I've just taken that plunge. 1782 01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:38,440 You can still have fun if you get your. 1783 01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:42,320 For your, for your. My algorithm's fucked right now. 1784 01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:44,720 All it is is just vague posting. That is all. 1785 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:48,760 My TikTok is where it's like if you know, you know when blank 1786 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:52,280 isn't like it should be. If you know, you know. 1787 01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,160 You got to get out. You got to click not interested. 1788 01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:57,160 You got to have. I'll send you a bunch of freaks. 1789 01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:58,560 Thank you. I'll repopulate your. 1790 01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:02,760 Page Because I used to be God. My algorithm was strong back 1791 01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:05,120 then. God, it was strong and I was 1792 01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:06,920 getting nothing but crazy people. 1793 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:11,720 I'm getting a lot of Game of Thrones theories. 1794 01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:13,960 Oh yeah. Because of a night of his Seven 1795 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,680 Kingdoms, I'd liked a couple of those. 1796 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:18,520 I interacted, which I don't know if we've talked about, but that 1797 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:21,640 show rules. Have you been? 1798 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,640 I have not watched him read the book. 1799 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:27,000 Yeah. Wow, so good. 1800 01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:30,680 It's I, I do have this, my current fixation on Twitter or 1801 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:35,600 on TikTok is this old guy that sounds like Biden and he just 1802 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:38,760 turns on his, he turns on his camera for just one second and 1803 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:42,320 just spits out the biggest like marketing mumbo jumbo. 1804 01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:45,720 We're just like affiliate, affiliate links and then bring 1805 01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:48,320 in customers from using marketing and affiliate links. 1806 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,760 And that's a good way to start a business. 1807 01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:53,320 And then he he, he reaches for, he sees finger go and stop it 1808 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:55,840 and he makes like 50 of them a fucking day. 1809 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,200 That's the way to make money online, of course, is affiliate 1810 01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:00,320 marketing. Choose which course you want to 1811 01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:02,960 go to. And every time he starts his 1812 01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:07,360 video, his glasses are like, there's 100% skewed like this. 1813 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:10,320 And he's probably 90, and he's just like. 1814 01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:15,280 Got done having Austin Powers. Tax dude, he's maybe like a 1815 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:17,360 marketing and then like affiliate links and that's how 1816 01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:19,360 you make it. That's a good business and 1817 01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:21,800 that's the end. And I've been sending them to my 1818 01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:23,520 my friend that is unemployed right now. 1819 01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:25,720 And I'm like, dude, this guy's got the fucking. 1820 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,640 Up. Listen up, Listen up, dude. 1821 01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:29,520 This guy looks like he's been around a while. 1822 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:33,600 He knows what he's talking. About here an old man in a 1823 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:36,280 profession where young men die or something. 1824 01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:39,000 This guy, he's 19, he knows what affiliate links are. 1825 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,520 He's on. He's on to something. 1826 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,760 Yeah. He's got more grind than most of 1827 01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:47,560 us. 50 videos a day, that's. I'm not doing that. 1828 01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:53,200 I don't know anybody doing that. I I didn't find this guy on 1829 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:56,240 TikTok that he just like humps his chair like 50 times a day, 1830 01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:59,000 does a lot of that. He bangs random items in his 1831 01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:00,600 house. That's sick. 1832 01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:05,080 Yeah, it's pretty cool. He pumps those videos out like 1833 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:07,120 crazy. He's doing a lot of. 1834 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,800 Them Oh, he's got I went on his page and just kept scrolling and 1835 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:14,040 scrolling and it was like 50 in a row of him just like banging 1836 01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:17,760 his chair and then like 50 of like the bathroom, like toilet 1837 01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:19,920 and then. Getting more action than me 1838 01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:21,040 dude. I can't hate on him. 1839 01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:23,880 He's getting more action than an Olympian. 1840 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:28,000 That's what they're doing. There's God damn rooms. 1841 01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:31,360 Dude, check out that TikTok I just sent you. 1842 01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:34,680 Check it out. I'm telling you, this guy, this 1843 01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:37,320 guy, he's he's going to expand your horizons. 1844 01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:39,400 OK? If you're ever stuck, I'm like, 1845 01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:40,960 what? What should I get up and work on 1846 01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:43,560 today? That's what you need to work on. 1847 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,320 Small business owners taking risk. 1848 01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:49,680 Got to have a plan. Get a minute to help decide 1849 01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:54,520 which way you going. And he's clearly just eating 1850 01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:57,600 like pasta. He has orange all around his 1851 01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:01,240 mouth. Dude, I can't wait to turn into 1852 01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:03,680 that guy where you're just everything that comes out of 1853 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:06,880 your mouth is just like mumbled out. 1854 01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:11,920 That guy rules. He does sound like Biden. 1855 01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,440 His glasses are tilted in every video. 1856 01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:20,120 And dude, he. It's like he's having like 1857 01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:24,320 schizophrenia but with business. That's the best kind of 1858 01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,840 schizophrenia. Yeah, he's not like there's a 1859 01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,680 man in the mirror, like behind me. 1860 01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:31,080 He's running 12 different corporations. 1861 01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:37,160 That's the S&P 500 and get. US down short Dow Jones get 1862 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:41,800 NASDAQ get NASDAQ Dividends are running for Microsoft this week. 1863 01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:43,440 I wish my grandpa had been like that. 1864 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:47,800 Dude, that's awesome. And most of them are, most of 1865 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:53,160 them are just like the zoomer version of like, go get a lawn 1866 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,000 mower and mow some lawns to make money. 1867 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:58,320 He's just like invest money in the stocks and then the stocks 1868 01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,920 are worth more later. And I'm like it brings some tick 1869 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,800 tock. Like wow, thanks dude. 1870 01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:06,440 It's like the ramblings from a madman, but like if you really 1871 01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:08,880 listen, you like find the secret to well. 1872 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:13,480 Like somebody actually just very, very generalized like 1873 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:17,680 Confucius, like things where Confucius was like there there 1874 01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:21,280 was once 2 armies and they fought in one one and people are 1875 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:23,280 like, wow, he must be talking about the Georgian war or 1876 01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:27,400 something. This old guy's just get a job 1877 01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:29,400 and then take some of the money and put it away and you have 1878 01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:32,800 savings and be more like whoa, fuck. 1879 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:35,520 Money is dollars. Dollars is worth for money. 1880 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:41,360 There's $1.00 mailed, 2 dollar 5-10. 1881 01:39:41,360 --> 01:39:45,160 Oh dude I need to sit my ass down and listen a little bit. 1882 01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:47,120 You think you can help with taxes? 1883 01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:51,880 What if he had one on taxes and he's just like don't pay that 1884 01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:54,280 shit. Don't even only fucking pussies 1885 01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:55,880 made that shit. Don't pay that. 1886 01:39:55,960 --> 01:40:00,600 OK, seriously, this time listen. Yeah. 1887 01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:02,320 You've got enough messing around. 1888 01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:07,320 He straightens his glasses, wipes his mouth off. 1889 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,360 I'm not fucking around. Seriously, taxes are a big deal. 1890 01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:16,600 You didn't figure out ways to avoid pain as much as you are. 1891 01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:22,960 Yeah, if he just absolutely locks in the one time sits up 1892 01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:26,720 straight as a booming voice. Guys, I just took an Adderall. 1893 01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,800 These are 12 tips to avoid taxes, I'm telling you. 1894 01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:35,080 You need to be paying throughout the year if you're if you're 1895 01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:37,640 this kind of guy. I don't even have taxes for man 1896 01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:41,160 they fucking suck. I hate taxes. 1897 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:46,120 Hot take. Hey, you know, I think they just 1898 01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:50,520 like got rid of a bunch of people within the IRSI think now 1899 01:40:50,520 --> 01:40:52,120 would be the best time. This is the year. 1900 01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:54,960 This is the year to avoid paying that shit. 1901 01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:58,120 Tempted, Tempted a little bit. Just buy it. 1902 01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:02,280 My person's already sent me a message like, are you going to? 1903 01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:04,640 You need to start sending in some information about your 1904 01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:07,440 taxes. Fuck you, I don't fuck you dude. 1905 01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:10,480 If we all stop paying them, what are they going to investigate? 1906 01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:12,080 All of us. Yeah. 1907 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:16,480 All right, viewers, you guys have to, you have to back up 1908 01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:18,800 here. They'll catch us if we stop, but 1909 01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:21,480 will they catch all of us if we all stop? 1910 01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:29,160 They can't stop 100 of us. Yeah, this is a genuine plan. 1911 01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:32,120 We should probably open with this bit of we need to stop, 1912 01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:34,120 guys. We think taxes, we're taking a 1913 01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:38,640 libertarian arc all of a sudden. I think taxes are actually kind 1914 01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:41,680 of like theft. The roads here are so fucking 1915 01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:45,400 bad that they blow up my car and I need, I need the money more 1916 01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:47,200 than them because I need to buy more stuff. 1917 01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:52,560 I need to I'm I'm investing pretty heavily in animal 1918 01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,880 technologies. Hey dude, you've been paying 1919 01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:58,200 your taxes, the roads still aren't fixed so like what are 1920 01:41:58,200 --> 01:42:01,160 they putting it towards? They didn't fix my damn driveway 1921 01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:05,120 and the water went out recently twice. 1922 01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:08,440 I don't know if that's what I pay for, but they didn't. 1923 01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,360 Well, they didn't fix it, but it took a while. 1924 01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:12,320 It took longer, Well, then it's going to take. 1925 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:13,560 You're still going to pay your taxes. 1926 01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:15,760 It's going to take you a while. It's going to take you longer 1927 01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:17,280 than they would probably be happy with. 1928 01:42:18,080 --> 01:42:20,000 And my Social Security or something. 1929 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:25,840 Yeah, that's it. And I just, I'm not very liquid 1930 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:31,560 right now and I would like just a little bit more breathing 1931 01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:35,360 time. Imagine though if I could go off 1932 01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:37,480 grid. Electric eel in the water 1933 01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,480 heater. I'm talking hamsters are my 1934 01:42:39,480 --> 01:42:41,840 plumbers. I'm talking snakes are the 1935 01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:44,680 plumbing. I'm talking octopus. 1936 01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:47,880 Dishwasher. Dog is car, cat is car. 1937 01:42:47,880 --> 01:42:52,280 Motorcycle is like a a smaller dog I guess. 1938 01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:55,440 Like pips my motorcycle. It could, yeah. 1939 01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:58,040 You I. Think it'd be really funny to 1940 01:42:59,480 --> 01:43:01,680 make a serious pitch about that, where it's all just bad. 1941 01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:04,280 Like, because there's a better animal for recycling. 1942 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:07,400 Yeah, yeah, there's a better animal for each of them, but 1943 01:43:07,880 --> 01:43:09,440 just to die on the hill. I found. 1944 01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:11,680 By the way, this is the only other iteration you can do. 1945 01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:14,640 It's completely not even usable at this point. 1946 01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,720 It's interesting it. Is interesting, but I can't 1947 01:43:17,720 --> 01:43:21,080 fidget with. It it's just like a fence link. 1948 01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:24,560 Yeah, like a little chain link. I can't really fidget with it at 1949 01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:27,320 all and it's making me angry. You could put your pinkies in 1950 01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:28,640 it. Make a little pinky trap. 1951 01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:33,400 That's true. It kind of works. 1952 01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:38,360 It's not as carefree as that other design that I had going on 1953 01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:40,960 that's spin so well. It's like a like a windmill 1954 01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:43,040 design. It's like an awesome 1. 1955 01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:47,920 Pelicans your mailbox. That's actually a. 1956 01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:50,240 Good one, that is. Yeah, that is a good one. 1957 01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,400 Birds. My doorbell bucket makes 1958 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:58,600 screams. Birds your doorbell. 1959 01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,400 There's got me a better one out there, but Pelican is mailbox, 1960 01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:05,120 so he's actually cooking there because the mouth is like a 1961 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:07,680 mailbox. They eat like anything. 1962 01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:13,160 I'm trying to think, what's something that you can poke like 1963 01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:16,760 a doorbell and it makes, Oh yeah, those, you know, those big 1964 01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:19,440 tree frogs where they get their throat all big and then they go 1965 01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:22,920 like that. Yeah, one of those is doorbell 1966 01:44:23,320 --> 01:44:25,440 and they like to stick on stuff. Anyway, yeah, yeah, he'd 1967 01:44:25,440 --> 01:44:27,000 probably just give them a little water bowl. 1968 01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:28,280 He'd probably just hang out there. 1969 01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:31,760 That's cheaper than wiring up an entire doorbell, I think. 1970 01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,800 Yeah. Have you ever seen people like 1971 01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:39,360 try to stop smoking and they take those like anti addiction 1972 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:41,560 medications that give them crazy dreams? 1973 01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:46,680 No, they're there's a interest in that. 1974 01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:49,200 Yeah, like if they're trying to stop smoking or if they're 1975 01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:51,080 trying to stop, usually it's smoking. 1976 01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:53,720 But as most people don't go like I'm addicted to heroin, give me 1977 01:44:53,720 --> 01:45:01,160 this meds. But my I had an old stepfather 1978 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,000 that was on that stuff. Stepfather. 1979 01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:07,360 That's crazy. I forget the name. 1980 01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:10,280 Keep in touch. No, I have a restraining order 1981 01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:13,680 against them. It's my only court related thing 1982 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:20,240 that I have actually. But he, him and my mom were on 1983 01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:23,440 this this medication where it just gave them crazy like 1984 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:27,200 nightmares and like crazy dreams and as. 1985 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,160 My animal house is turning on me. 1986 01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:31,840 As a kid, I didn't realize that like the thing in the hallway 1987 01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:35,480 that like does the chime, he's like part of the doorbell, like 1988 01:45:35,480 --> 01:45:37,080 when you press the button, like the wire comes. 1989 01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:39,480 But I remember coming home and it was like they had already 1990 01:45:39,480 --> 01:45:44,080 fallen asleep and I'd walked from Abby's place and I went, I 1991 01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:48,000 was like ringing the doorbell. And he got up in like some sort 1992 01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:51,240 of schizophrenic rage on that medicine. 1993 01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:54,680 And I just remember like through the blinds in the door, I see 1994 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:58,120 him just like reach into the doorbell thing, tear the cover 1995 01:45:58,120 --> 01:45:59,920 off and just like pull wires out. 1996 01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:00,840 I. Think. 1997 01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:06,640 It was bronze, the frog family. Yeah. 1998 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:09,760 I've never seen someone just, like, reach their hands into 1999 01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:13,360 electrical work and just go like, like, you just tore it all 2000 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:15,400 out and then went right back to bed. 2001 01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:17,360 And I was like, I was so dumbfounded. 2002 01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:18,920 I hit the doorbell. No noise. 2003 01:46:19,520 --> 01:46:21,200 The light on the doorbell went off. 2004 01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:24,080 And you didn't realize that that's what connected? 2005 01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:25,800 I did. Then I was like that guy, just. 2006 01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:29,640 Allergy breaking. I I did then and then I knocked. 2007 01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:32,160 Store out the heart of the home. All the electrics are off. 2008 01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:34,480 And then I knocked on their bedroom window and then I was 2009 01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:38,040 like, I'm if he, if he, if he did that to the doorbell, he'd 2010 01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:40,520 probably just blind fire out the window and kill me. 2011 01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,280 So I I. Sleep on the. 2012 01:46:43,280 --> 01:46:44,040 Porch. No, I went. 2013 01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:46,280 I went back to Abby's place. That was the first time I slept 2014 01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:49,440 over at her place. Oh, thanks for the assistance. 2015 01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:52,800 Yeah. Except for her stepfather, her 2016 01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:55,360 stepdad was like, you get anywhere on that side of the 2017 01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:57,520 house next to her, you're fucking done kid. 2018 01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:59,960 So I had to like sleep in their closed and garage. 2019 01:47:00,480 --> 01:47:02,280 He's also having addiction. Dreams. 2020 01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:07,320 What are you, the mailman? A Pelican here. 2021 01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:12,400 A Pelican? That's crazy. 2022 01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:15,760 Yeah, no, it honestly, I kind of, I never even have dreams. 2023 01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:17,800 So I kind of feel like getting on that medication. 2024 01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:21,920 What do you think would happen if you had a good relationship 2025 01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:24,440 with that stepfather and then they got divorced? 2026 01:47:24,440 --> 01:47:26,760 Like that's I've always wondered that 'cause I have step parents, 2027 01:47:26,760 --> 01:47:31,560 Like if they got divorced after like 20 years of growing up with 2028 01:47:31,560 --> 01:47:36,040 that person, like then do you just hang out? 2029 01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:39,520 I saw a comedian do a thing on this too, 'cause he's talking 2030 01:47:39,520 --> 01:47:45,360 about how like his stepmom, I don't think they got divorced. 2031 01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:49,160 His dad died and then it was like an awkward, like he'd go to 2032 01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:52,320 his stepmom's house for Thanksgiving and then she got a 2033 01:47:52,320 --> 01:47:55,680 boyfriend and then she had to meet her stepmom's boyfriend. 2034 01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:58,520 Then they got married and it was like my stepmom's husband, 2035 01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:01,200 that's not my dad. And then like it's. 2036 01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:03,040 Just like a completely separate family. 2037 01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:04,160 And then, yeah. And then he died. 2038 01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:08,640 Like his stepmom died and then it's like I have no relation to 2039 01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:12,120 this guy but I still like keep in touch sometimes. 2040 01:48:12,840 --> 01:48:17,760 Then he gets a new girlfriend. Yeah, I I just never always 2041 01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:20,440 thought it'd be super awkward. Glad they haven't got divorced. 2042 01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:24,400 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. 2043 01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,560 That's a, that's a good question. 2044 01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:28,440 I've, you know, at this point I've decided good. 2045 01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:30,680 I hear that story and I go, good for you, dude. 2046 01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:35,240 That's awesome because sometimes some of your family's not even 2047 01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:38,080 worth hanging out with and keeping in touch with, even if 2048 01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:42,520 they are blood related. That's that little piece of of 2049 01:48:42,520 --> 01:48:45,560 my musing. It is in no way related to 2050 01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:49,560 anything I'm currently going through with any of my asshole 2051 01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:52,040 family members. Right. 2052 01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:55,080 Right. But I'm not going through Zach, 2053 01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:59,280 if you're listening to this, you bitch. 2054 01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:03,400 I love my family except for the grappler and the step family. 2055 01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:06,680 He creeps me out but well, you just avoid them like it's a 2056 01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:07,760 video. Game yeah I was about to say 2057 01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:10,680 adds like what do you want to go to your your your parents house 2058 01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:13,680 or your family's house and what just have like complete safety 2059 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:15,840 like there's no. It almost adds that element I 2060 01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:17,960 was talking about with like the pterodactyl flights over you. 2061 01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:22,400 It's like I go there and I'm like, Oh my God, he's here 2062 01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,280 somewhere. And then he's like, you keep 2063 01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:26,680 your back to a wall, you know, we're your exit. 2064 01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,760 Sorry, dad. It's a little flavour. 2065 01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:32,720 You ever have like a family member when if you're in a room 2066 01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,320 and you're all hanging out and then everybody goes like, oh, 2067 01:49:34,320 --> 01:49:35,920 I'm going to go get a drink, I'm going to use the bathroom, 2068 01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:37,280 whatever. And then you're just left with 2069 01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:39,240 that one person that you. Yeah. 2070 01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:42,840 And you're like, oh shit, I'm alone with this person. 2071 01:49:42,840 --> 01:49:45,680 And then you don't want to make up an excuse to leave the room. 2072 01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:51,520 And so then you, you try to, because nobody wants to address 2073 01:49:51,520 --> 01:49:56,080 that, that you know, that unspoken uncomfortableness 2074 01:49:57,000 --> 01:50:01,880 because the person I'm thinking of isn't like handsy. 2075 01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:05,600 Yeah, no, it doesn't have to be like they're a bad person. 2076 01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:08,000 They can be a great person, but it's like you don't have a lot 2077 01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:11,240 of yeah overlap. If they were just handsy, I'd be 2078 01:50:11,240 --> 01:50:12,960 like if your buffer. Friend leaves. 2079 01:50:13,160 --> 01:50:16,240 Yeah, yeah. I was left. 2080 01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:18,840 Buffer family member. I was left in a room alone with 2081 01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:21,280 the family molester. I'd just tell them straight up, 2082 01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:24,080 you're a little bit too molesty for me, dude, I'm out. 2083 01:50:24,840 --> 01:50:25,960 If you touch me, I'm going to kill you. 2084 01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:31,200 I'm going to freak out. My gun is a tiger or something. 2085 01:50:31,440 --> 01:50:36,480 My, my gun is a wombat, yeah. I've got a honey badger. 2086 01:50:36,480 --> 01:50:39,800 My fuck yeah, dude. My gun is just a small macaque 2087 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:43,240 that has a very tiny derringer, and he's got a fucking awesome 2088 01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:46,600 western hat on too. It's awful to, I mean, that 2089 01:50:46,680 --> 01:50:51,280 exact experience, like, you know, those friends growing up 2090 01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:53,400 where it's like this isn't an invite over to your house 2091 01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:55,000 friend. This is like a friend of a 2092 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,880 friend or something. And sometimes you get left. 2093 01:50:57,560 --> 01:50:59,720 I've talked about this before, but actually one of my best 2094 01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:02,040 friends now I'm going to his wedding soon. 2095 01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:06,160 But when we were kids, sometimes we'd be the only two on Modern 2096 01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:08,400 Warfare 2. And it's like you see them on 2097 01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:10,840 Xbox Live and it's like, you know, maybe not. 2098 01:51:11,080 --> 01:51:13,600 Maybe I just play solo. And then you get into everyone's 2099 01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:16,240 like, I'm going to bed and it's just you 2 left in the party. 2100 01:51:16,240 --> 01:51:18,960 It's like, I'm not going to leave the party, but it's just 2101 01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:21,600 you're left with like. You very quickly go, hey guys, I 2102 01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:24,000 got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. 2103 01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:27,400 You run for the exit, yeah. I'm going to bed, too. 2104 01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:29,880 But, you know, if you push through it, sometimes you can 2105 01:51:29,880 --> 01:51:32,960 make a beautiful friendship. But sometimes I still get left 2106 01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:37,760 in a situation where, Yeah, it's like, I don't know, like when 2107 01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:39,600 it's just us and Stalt's not here. 2108 01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:41,840 Yeah, like, and he's not watching. 2109 01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:44,680 Yeah. Where Brian left and he was like 2110 01:51:44,680 --> 01:51:47,440 the link in between me and you, and then we had to like tough it 2111 01:51:47,440 --> 01:51:50,280 out for a while. Hey, man, you're not going to 2112 01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:54,440 touch me or anything, right? Just because my protectors in 2113 01:51:54,440 --> 01:51:56,040 here, you're not going to like touch on me. 2114 01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:59,040 Well, now you keep just. Because you were touching on him 2115 01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:01,160 doesn't mean you're going to not be touching on me, right? 2116 01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:04,560 You were pretty adamant about staying in Indiana. 2117 01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:08,000 I was like, come on down. Come on. 2118 01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:12,720 No, I got, I got family up here. You said. 2119 01:52:13,480 --> 01:52:16,280 Hey. I've got the touchler, I've got 2120 01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:19,480 all these people I got to keep an eye on, got to make sure the 2121 01:52:19,480 --> 01:52:22,480 family's safe. I'm the protector. 2122 01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:25,800 What if you came? But what if you went to a family 2123 01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:29,040 function and not only was I there, but I was best friends 2124 01:52:29,040 --> 01:52:31,640 with the touchler and I, and I was also. 2125 01:52:31,720 --> 01:52:33,080 You guys probably wouldn't get along. 2126 01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:36,080 It's also just like just kind of gotten attacked. 2127 01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,840 I'm hanging with the touchler and you can see us over there 2128 01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:43,160 like practicing our touchler moves. 2129 01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:47,040 Dude, some of the even just the old people are just kind of 2130 01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:50,280 morphing into the touchler. Like in a way, some of them my 2131 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:53,600 step grandpa has always kind of been an asshole in a way of 2132 01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:57,880 like, you know, he's just he just he he knows what buttons to 2133 01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:02,200 press and like he can make it very uncomfortable and he's even 2134 01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:04,760 getting a little not touchler esque. 2135 01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:07,760 But anytime I bring my girlfriend somewhere, I'm like, 2136 01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:11,640 I don't really want to have you 2 interact 'cause they're like, 2137 01:53:11,840 --> 01:53:13,320 where's your beautiful girlfriend? 2138 01:53:13,600 --> 01:53:16,920 Like, oh, that creeping me out, man, I don't know. 2139 01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:20,440 You should make tik toks like that old the old business guy 2140 01:53:20,440 --> 01:53:22,640 but it's just on ways to freak out women. 2141 01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:29,240 Avoid the touch like no, Oh, he. Yeah, comment about what they're 2142 01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:30,520 wearing, how they should wear less. 2143 01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:34,600 Yeah, yeah, he and it's like. With his glasses is serious 2144 01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:37,440 still. There's a point where an old man 2145 01:53:37,440 --> 01:53:43,280 like that, their charm can keep them in a like I've talked to I 2146 01:53:43,280 --> 01:53:45,640 think Cash's uncle, perfect example. 2147 01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:50,320 He's an old timey pervert, but he's disarming looking and he's 2148 01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:53,400 very charming. So it's like, you know, he's 2149 01:53:53,400 --> 01:53:55,560 like can say something to a waitress. 2150 01:53:55,560 --> 01:53:59,200 Reverend's like, holy shit. And they're like, oh, you know, 2151 01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:04,360 he's just a little good ball. But then you get so old or you 2152 01:54:04,360 --> 01:54:07,280 lose a little bit of that charm and you're not as witty. 2153 01:54:07,560 --> 01:54:09,840 And now he's, it's just coming off more creepy. 2154 01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:14,360 I hope he doesn't ever see this song because then he's going to 2155 01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:17,400 get me. You think I'm creepy, huh? 2156 01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:19,560 Yeah, I'll. Tell you creepy. 2157 01:54:21,440 --> 01:54:24,240 I think the tutchler might be his like brother or something 2158 01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:25,520 too. Or cousin. 2159 01:54:25,880 --> 01:54:28,560 I've never really understood where the graveler tutchler like 2160 01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:32,760 where he falls in. I don't know if he's got kids, I 2161 01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:34,640 don't know if he's just some old guy that's a family. 2162 01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:37,840 Everybody's got that one dude that's at family functions where 2163 01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:41,880 you kind of go like, who the fuck is this? 2164 01:54:41,880 --> 01:54:44,040 Like who is this guy? Any of them are related. 2165 01:54:44,400 --> 01:54:47,080 Where did he show up? Who invited him? 2166 01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:49,240 Why is he here? I want. 2167 01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:52,200 Why am I not left being a room alone with me? 2168 01:54:52,360 --> 01:54:54,560 Yeah, they're thinking the same thing. 2169 01:54:55,640 --> 01:54:57,280 They see us walk into the function. 2170 01:54:57,280 --> 01:55:01,840 But I've never really said families are so goddamn big that 2171 01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:04,320 I've never really taken the time. 2172 01:55:04,320 --> 01:55:05,840 And now, you know, they all have kids. 2173 01:55:05,840 --> 01:55:08,080 And then it's like there's like 20 kids running around where I'm 2174 01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:10,800 like, I don't, I don't know any of your names. 2175 01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:15,040 And it's feels too late to ask because they're like getting 2176 01:55:15,040 --> 01:55:16,640 older. Like they can talk and stuff. 2177 01:55:16,640 --> 01:55:20,000 And occasionally one of them like, will know my name and I'm 2178 01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:23,040 like. I don't know. 2179 01:55:23,600 --> 01:55:25,000 Yeah, I don't know what your deal is. 2180 01:55:25,080 --> 01:55:28,360 I I wish my family had younger people in it. 2181 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:30,920 I never, well, besides my own kids, you know. 2182 01:55:30,920 --> 01:55:34,000 There's no one in my age range that's the worst. 2183 01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:35,880 Part. I'm the youngest, hands down, 2184 01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:38,440 besides my kids. Yeah. 2185 01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:40,840 And I'm like, I'm damn near middle age now. 2186 01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:42,280 Everybody else is just old as shit. 2187 01:55:42,280 --> 01:55:43,880 It's what? Everybody stop having kids. 2188 01:55:43,880 --> 01:55:48,040 What happened? Dude, it's we got to start 2189 01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:51,360 making more kids. We got to solve the population 2190 01:55:51,360 --> 01:55:54,320 crisis. Guys audience. 2191 01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:58,440 I'm not worried about that. Getting to work. 2192 01:55:59,720 --> 01:56:03,560 We've talked about why we need our audience to have kids so 2193 01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:05,800 that their kids can start watching foreign tables. 2194 01:56:06,880 --> 01:56:09,960 I'm still got a pretty big I still feel like 2027 is going to 2195 01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:13,960 be our Y2K and a lot of auto subscribes are going to be wiped 2196 01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:15,720 away when those credit cards expire. 2197 01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:19,240 I think about that weekly. And we need a new breed. 2198 01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:24,800 I'm talking kids. I'm talking solve 2 problems, 1 2199 01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:28,280 stone. Your kids a chimpanzee, You can 2200 01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:30,120 have kid. The dog's a kid. 2201 01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:33,280 Do you think, do you think having a population they you 2202 01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:36,400 think that's even going to matter less people? 2203 01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:38,520 I, I don't know, I'm not concerned about really any of 2204 01:56:38,520 --> 01:56:41,120 that kind of shit, dude. I'm concerned about what kind of 2205 01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:45,960 animals do what jobs, what movies to download, what video 2206 01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:48,280 games are worth playing. Well, there might. 2207 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:51,080 Population issue like I feel I don't know, I go everywhere 2208 01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:52,200 there's. Such people. 2209 01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:55,320 All I see is people. I'm sick of the traffic. 2210 01:56:55,320 --> 01:56:56,200 I'm sick of the crowd. It's. 2211 01:56:56,200 --> 01:56:59,120 Funny, 20 years ago we were, everybody was just like, there's 2212 01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:01,640 way too many people. We just passed 6 billion. 2213 01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:03,840 There's it's too many people. And now they're like, there's a 2214 01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:06,160 population decline. Everybody's dying off. 2215 01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:09,320 Which one do you want? Which one do you want? 2216 01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:11,840 You want too many people or you want people to die off. 2217 01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:15,360 There's there's no way to make these people happy and I've. 2218 01:57:15,560 --> 01:57:17,520 Used to be like Zootopia. It's like you go to the city, 2219 01:57:17,520 --> 01:57:19,280 you see a lot of people. You go to the country, you don't 2220 01:57:19,280 --> 01:57:21,640 see a lot of people. Isn't it still like that? 2221 01:57:21,640 --> 01:57:24,000 Like what's going on? I don't know how many people Are 2222 01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:28,560 there a million in the world? I don't know. 2223 01:57:29,160 --> 01:57:30,840 Nobody knows like how many there are. 2224 01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:34,720 I think they did just come out and say that they, we, they have 2225 01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:38,600 grossly underestimated how many people there are. 2226 01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:41,280 I think there's like, I think they've already passed like 8 2227 01:57:41,280 --> 01:57:45,000 billion. Did you tell me that when I when 2228 01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:48,320 I try to drive at 5:00 that we don't have enough people? 2229 01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:52,400 OK, you hit gridlock, you'd be OK with kind of hack? 2230 01:57:53,080 --> 01:57:55,720 Thanos snapped. Gone. 2231 01:57:57,120 --> 01:58:01,080 Yeah, dude, I don't like traffic or taxes. 2232 01:58:01,120 --> 01:58:02,720 I'm I'm getting into a little bit of a. 2233 01:58:02,760 --> 01:58:06,200 Yeah, I'm telling you, it's it's not even a hot take era. 2234 01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:08,320 It's you're getting to be middle-aged. 2235 01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:12,680 You have a house now all of a sudden you're going to have a 2236 01:58:12,680 --> 01:58:15,560 fucking Trump Vance bumper sticker on whatever new car you 2237 01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:18,240 get and you're going to be like. I think actually. 2238 01:58:18,240 --> 01:58:20,240 Taxis are fucking bullshit. It's good clear. 2239 01:58:20,240 --> 01:58:25,520 I'm going to be having a Vance DeSantis bumper sticker, Marco 2240 01:58:25,520 --> 01:58:28,800 Rubio, Vance, whatever, you know, just throw any of them 2241 01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:31,160 together. I'll put on a bumper sticker. 2242 01:58:32,640 --> 01:58:35,240 Probably going to get a truck. Yeah, big truck dude. 2243 01:58:35,240 --> 01:58:38,320 Huge. And my truck will be a 2244 01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:41,960 silverback gorilla. Oh, he's doing the stance, he's 2245 01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:44,080 doing the stance. He's just holding the axle. 2246 01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:47,720 That would be fucking badass. That would be yeah. 2247 01:58:47,840 --> 01:58:51,040 He's just dragging the trailer behind him and running sideways. 2248 01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:53,560 He's just holding on to the axle and then wheels are. 2249 01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:58,240 Sitting on his head, getting drunk as hell so that when he 2250 01:58:58,400 --> 01:59:02,720 turns on me, I don't die. My body's completely relaxed. 2251 01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:06,640 I'm wearing gorilla glasses so I'm never looking at them 2252 01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:10,880 straight in the eyes. There'd be a lot of things I'd 2253 01:59:10,880 --> 01:59:12,720 have to worry about. I haven't thought it totally 2254 01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:15,800 through, but I'd also imagine I'd have a lot of trial and 2255 01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:18,840 error, a lot of dead animals. Yeah, yeah. 2256 01:59:18,840 --> 01:59:21,400 I think eventually, like you know, your bicycle is going to 2257 01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:26,520 eat your doorbell and then it be the whole thing falls apart. 2258 01:59:27,240 --> 01:59:35,360 My bicycle being 2 snakes with a stick bug frame, two armadillos 2259 01:59:35,360 --> 01:59:39,120 rolled up stick bug body probably I don't know birds is 2260 01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:44,560 candy bars or something. Couple frogs is the glue. 2261 01:59:45,080 --> 01:59:46,440 I haven't thought it all through yet. 2262 01:59:47,040 --> 01:59:48,880 That would be a great. I mean they made what was that 2263 01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:51,520 like in the 90s or something It was called like maybe it was 2264 01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:54,400 even earlier than that. It was that art series where 2265 01:59:54,400 --> 02:00:00,600 like it's basically elevated Flintstones, like dinosaurs are 2266 02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:07,520 in our world and work as. Tools and stuff Earth where they 2267 02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:13,120 are in our this is the worst way to look this up dinosaur art 2268 02:00:13,120 --> 02:00:15,600 where they are in our world. That's not going to find me 2269 02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:18,560 whatever I it's called, like dinosaur land or something. 2270 02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:20,760 Or you know what I'm talking about it all. 2271 02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:22,560 Like they have shirts with it on it. 2272 02:00:23,720 --> 02:00:26,560 Dinosaur. The only thing I can think of is 2273 02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:31,120 like the utopian scholastic. Wait, it might be like Dynatopia 2274 02:00:31,120 --> 02:00:33,560 or something? Dynatopia. 2275 02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:36,680 Where there's just. It is Dynatopia. 2276 02:00:36,680 --> 02:00:39,640 Dynatopia. It's a dynatopia. 2277 02:00:39,640 --> 02:00:43,520 It's a fantasy franchise based on James Kearney's illustrated 2278 02:00:43,520 --> 02:00:45,720 books about a hidden island where animals and intelligent 2279 02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:49,840 dinosaurs coexist. Harmonious utopian society. 2280 02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:52,920 Yeah. There was a show. 2281 02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,320 There was a show with the guy from Prison Break. 2282 02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:00,160 I can't imagine. That looks very good. 2283 02:01:00,320 --> 02:01:01,960 Yeah. Dinotopia style shit. 2284 02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:04,920 OK, now imagine. Dude this is like OK, it was one 2285 02:01:05,120 --> 02:01:08,000 step away in. Zootopia gonna say now imagine 2286 02:01:08,000 --> 02:01:12,960 with animals. Zootopia, but not as not, but 2287 02:01:12,960 --> 02:01:15,840 there's also yeah. This is like one step away from 2288 02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:20,600 being a Frank Frazetta painting. Like, yeah, just dude, this 2289 02:01:20,600 --> 02:01:24,320 guy's riding a a triceratops. He just needs a baby. 2290 02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:26,880 Would that be a ride? I'm just saying we switched 2291 02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:30,120 Dinotopia with regular animals and it's a little more 2292 02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:32,720 relatable. Yeah, your hang glider's a 2293 02:01:32,720 --> 02:01:34,040 stork. You're just holding on to his 2294 02:01:34,040 --> 02:01:37,200 legs. Yeah, flying squirrels. 2295 02:01:37,200 --> 02:01:39,760 Your private jet or something, I mean. 2296 02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:43,960 Paper airplane the. The scale, the scale's got to 2297 02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:47,400 get right. We need more oxygen or whatever. 2298 02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:52,160 We need more animals, bigger but because bugs are not going to be 2299 02:01:52,160 --> 02:01:54,840 super useful. Once again, just like Zootopia, 2300 02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:57,880 the bugs and dumb, Yeah. The scales got to be right. 2301 02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,440 I get why they made the lizard so big. 2302 02:02:00,440 --> 02:02:02,640 I think Zootopia would be a lot more interesting though if there 2303 02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:06,720 were people. Yeah, of course the people are 2304 02:02:07,360 --> 02:02:10,160 the mayor and the calling the shots. 2305 02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:14,160 And I'd be like, like the animals, of course need to be in 2306 02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:16,880 subservient positions. I'm not going to have my boss be 2307 02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:20,600 like a, you know, like a little pig or something. 2308 02:02:20,960 --> 02:02:22,840 There's no way. It would be kind of interesting 2309 02:02:22,840 --> 02:02:26,720 that it's I know what it's like to have my boss be a little pig. 2310 02:02:27,040 --> 02:02:32,320 So I think it would be pretty interesting to have like I go to 2311 02:02:32,320 --> 02:02:35,000 school, that's basically my gym teacher's a monkey. 2312 02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:38,240 That's ATV show already. It's basically like the high 2313 02:02:38,240 --> 02:02:42,200 guard is mixing all these games. My world is going to be mixing a 2314 02:02:42,200 --> 02:02:44,720 lot of things. Elephants, your shower. 2315 02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:50,920 Dolphin my bidet. I just hover over it and it 2316 02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:55,400 blows. Sea sponge is my loofah or 2317 02:02:55,680 --> 02:02:59,320 whatever. Wow that you jumped the shark 2318 02:02:59,320 --> 02:03:02,360 there. Fuck dude you crazy is sea 2319 02:03:02,360 --> 02:03:03,680 sponge. Being your loofah. 2320 02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:06,320 My toilet bowl's like a freaking. 2321 02:03:07,360 --> 02:03:10,560 Pelican and it's mail. You buy 2 you go. 2322 02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:12,080 Which one do you want to be mailbox? 2323 02:03:13,880 --> 02:03:15,480 Which one he wants to be in the mailbox We're. 2324 02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:17,560 Going to get a lot of use out of certain animals. 2325 02:03:17,560 --> 02:03:21,400 So they've got, I'm not going to lie, not a great job ahead of 2326 02:03:21,400 --> 02:03:24,120 them, but. Well, some of them mailbox is 2327 02:03:24,120 --> 02:03:26,320 pretty cool. Mailbox is cool. 2328 02:03:26,320 --> 02:03:28,560 You, you're outside. You're. 2329 02:03:28,560 --> 02:03:31,720 Doing it. Like sometimes you got to reach 2330 02:03:31,720 --> 02:03:33,480 your arm way down their stomach and pull out. 2331 02:03:33,480 --> 02:03:39,760 Oh red. Oh, my house is being more close 2332 02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:43,120 on and then my house rolls up. It's a big armadillo and it 2333 02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:47,920 rolls away or something. Teenagers come by beat my 2334 02:03:47,920 --> 02:03:52,080 mailbox with a baseball bat. Oh God no. 2335 02:03:53,480 --> 02:03:56,840 They ride by on their dog car and their baseball bat's a 2336 02:03:56,840 --> 02:04:01,960 snake. Ain't my Pelican box. 2337 02:04:02,720 --> 02:04:06,320 It's just like a look into, like a glimpse into my twisted world. 2338 02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:13,800 That dog is my is a cat. OK, that's crazy. 2339 02:04:14,120 --> 02:04:15,920 He went. He went too far. 2340 02:04:17,520 --> 02:04:19,520 It's going to not be a utopia for animals. 2341 02:04:19,840 --> 02:04:21,560 This is for me. Because like your gorilla, 2342 02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,360 that's your car. If you go like, I want to go to 2343 02:04:23,360 --> 02:04:26,560 a Chick-fil-A and he goes more feeling like Arby's, I'd be 2344 02:04:26,560 --> 02:04:28,560 like, fuck. These are some of the kinks I 2345 02:04:28,560 --> 02:04:30,360 got to work out. And he goes. 2346 02:04:30,360 --> 02:04:31,640 That guy over there looked at me. 2347 02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:34,720 I'm going to go kill him. I got to figure out. 2348 02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:37,320 Chill dude I'm on a date like take. 2349 02:04:37,320 --> 02:04:42,640 It to the mechanic, the mechanic's just one of those car 2350 02:04:42,640 --> 02:04:48,200 smashers turns them into cube, then you just buy a new. 2351 02:04:48,200 --> 02:04:50,040 One, you just feed that to your next car. 2352 02:04:50,600 --> 02:04:53,520 Like, unless you want to be, unless you want to be my next 2353 02:04:53,520 --> 02:04:56,720 car's first meal, you fucking go where I tell you to. 2354 02:04:56,880 --> 02:04:59,080 Got a pig pen. It's my garbage disposal. 2355 02:04:59,080 --> 02:05:01,200 I just throw all the animals that don't work out there. 2356 02:05:04,640 --> 02:05:07,720 It's it's just an idea. It is an idea. 2357 02:05:09,160 --> 02:05:12,800 So is our guest going to come on soon or is he? 2358 02:05:13,000 --> 02:05:14,560 Is he about to show? Yeah, I think so. 2359 02:05:14,960 --> 02:05:15,680 Yeah. He should be here. 2360 02:05:15,880 --> 02:05:17,560 He should be. Oh should he's been backstage 2361 02:05:17,760 --> 02:05:22,760 this whole time? Oh fuck he's Do you think we are 2362 02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:27,560 going to have a guest? Like is he that guy? 2363 02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:29,600 I don't want to say his name. I don't know if we already said 2364 02:05:29,600 --> 02:05:31,120 his name or not, but is he out I. 2365 02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:35,800 Think he might be out. I think we scared him away. 2366 02:05:37,680 --> 02:05:39,880 Probably missed out on a riveting conversation about 2367 02:05:39,880 --> 02:05:43,200 different animals doing jobs, but I think. 2368 02:05:43,320 --> 02:05:46,960 He's gone, but anyways it's 5:00 and I still have to do a factor 2369 02:05:46,960 --> 02:05:51,560 ad so. I will see not just you guys 2370 02:05:51,560 --> 02:05:54,200 factor. Factor Factor has bought and 2371 02:05:54,200 --> 02:05:59,120 paid for us to the way that we're owned by them, owned by. 2372 02:05:59,280 --> 02:06:02,480 The parrot would be the podcaster doing the factor ad 2373 02:06:02,480 --> 02:06:06,520 Hey Factor. It's as good as crackers. 2374 02:06:08,120 --> 02:06:11,680 The fact their CEO would be like a lion that is constantly 2375 02:06:11,680 --> 02:06:14,760 prowling outside of our house going you done that ad yet? 2376 02:06:15,760 --> 02:06:19,040 I smell your breath. Did you eat Factor today? 2377 02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:24,440 Are you eating your meals? Yes, I promise. 2378 02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:25,760 I promise. I'm eating them. 2379 02:06:27,160 --> 02:06:30,000 Look at my belly grow. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2380 02:06:32,080 --> 02:06:33,800 I seriously fucking love Factor, dude. 2381 02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:35,440 I'm going to eat. Actually, I'm getting a little 2382 02:06:35,440 --> 02:06:36,680 hungry right now. I think I'm going to eat the 2383 02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:38,360 chicken meal. I think I will be happy. 2384 02:06:38,400 --> 02:06:40,160 I. Love the chicken meal? 2385 02:06:40,320 --> 02:06:45,720 I love the chicken factor. I think I'll probably factor 2386 02:06:45,720 --> 02:06:52,160 that, microwave it for 2 minutes, no prep, no mess, and 2387 02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:55,800 it's got nutrients, it's got a sustenance. 2388 02:06:55,840 --> 02:06:59,360 It will keep you going and I think I'm going to probably just 2389 02:06:59,360 --> 02:07:03,560 eat that up. I'm thinking dining table. 2390 02:07:03,720 --> 02:07:07,000 This is not ATV tray meal thinking dining table. 2391 02:07:07,000 --> 02:07:11,160 Light some candles you. Can that's actually that's a 2392 02:07:11,160 --> 02:07:12,160 good bit. I'm going to do that. 2393 02:07:12,160 --> 02:07:16,280 You get a Candelabra look. At your little. 2394 02:07:18,320 --> 02:07:23,240 OK, have a napkin ring in everything, Yeah. 2395 02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:28,600 My plate's a sand dollar. My fork. 2396 02:07:28,600 --> 02:07:29,840 Is. I think that would be a funny 2397 02:07:29,840 --> 02:07:33,680 shot. Just me like, like scooping the 2398 02:07:34,080 --> 02:07:38,040 the Factor meal out of their tray and then the camera pans 2399 02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:42,040 down and it's a beautifully plated meal, you know? 2400 02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:46,600 Nice candle lighting, Abby. Dinner's on me tonight. 2401 02:07:48,720 --> 02:07:52,520 Valentine's Day is saved. Dinner is here. 2402 02:07:54,680 --> 02:07:57,800 Should go. My God, I can't even cook this 2403 02:07:57,840 --> 02:07:59,680 good. Takes one bite and goes. 2404 02:07:59,680 --> 02:08:02,040 I'm giving you a blowjob right after this. 2405 02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:08,960 Blowjob fitting next next stop. And I look straight at the 2406 02:08:08,960 --> 02:08:15,600 camera and I go, guys, forehead 50. 50% off your first box plus 2407 02:08:15,600 --> 02:08:19,760 free shipping. Use code forehead 50 plus first 2408 02:08:19,760 --> 02:08:22,600 month free breakfast included or something. 2409 02:08:24,760 --> 02:08:27,000 But yeah, she would probably just go crazy. 2410 02:08:27,160 --> 02:08:33,720 Dude, that's food and I like it. I like the chicken. 2411 02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:37,440 My favorite one, probably the chicken meal. 2412 02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:42,360 And Sam, I think you're going to be doing dinners from here on 2413 02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:50,200 out anyways, guys. Fighting her. 2414 02:08:53,160 --> 02:08:54,600 I got to beat her off with a stick. 2415 02:08:54,600 --> 02:08:56,480 She's going to the freezer like crazy. 2416 02:08:56,680 --> 02:08:59,520 I mean, fridge. It's never frozen. 2417 02:09:02,640 --> 02:09:04,600 Abby, that's your 10 factor meal today. 2418 02:09:04,600 --> 02:09:07,120 You can't, you can't keep eating them. 2419 02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:09,840 I know they're so delicious. You want to keep eating them, 2420 02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:11,800 but you can't. Silly. 2421 02:09:16,360 --> 02:09:20,680 But seriously, guys, eat factor. Eat, eat fresh. 2422 02:09:23,480 --> 02:09:24,880 I do eat them. I like the chicken. 2423 02:09:24,880 --> 02:09:27,640 I mean I just got to tell you guys, I like the chicken meal. 2424 02:09:28,280 --> 02:09:31,080 That's good fills me up. I actually gained a couple of L 2425 02:09:31,080 --> 02:09:35,080 BS from I just can't stop. I can't stop fucking eating 2426 02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:39,000 them. I can't stop and they're but 2427 02:09:39,000 --> 02:09:40,600 they don't make you gain weight. Their nutrient. 2428 02:09:41,840 --> 02:09:51,160 They've got dietitian approved. Seriously, I'm 100, so. 2429 02:09:53,120 --> 02:09:55,440 I'm actually going to go because Abby's probably cooking. 2430 02:09:55,800 --> 02:09:58,520 She's probably cooking right now, having salmon. 2431 02:09:58,520 --> 02:10:00,680 Well, that means you got to be there quick because it's 2 2432 02:10:00,680 --> 02:10:02,360 minutes, no prep, no mess. So. 2433 02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:04,400 Oh. Fuck it was it was ready 10 2434 02:10:04,400 --> 02:10:07,680 minutes ago, damn it. Well, it's OK because they last 2435 02:10:07,680 --> 02:10:11,080 a really long time. They they retain. 2436 02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:13,360 Yeah, incredibly. All right, guys. 2437 02:10:13,520 --> 02:10:15,040 Anyways, thanks for watching.