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7878. 
That's a lot. 

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Fucking oath it is. 
We've done a lot of these 

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fucking oath We, we haven't got 
any better. 

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We have, but we haven't got any 
more viewers. 

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What's going on? 
Tell your mum. 

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All right, episode 78 of the 
under season BBQ show and who's 

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doing the intro today? 
I. 

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Don't know someone. 
Rad. 

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Real rad. 
Madea's here from 1415 Azado in 

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the UK. 
I'm in Argentina in one of the 

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best Azado joints of the country
with Demand Glucose, the owner 

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of this grill. 
This is the best barbecue 

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podcast. 
You are watching the Under 

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Season BBQ show. 
Come on. 

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You cheers boys. 
So that was Matthias Castotto 

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from 1415 Asado in the UK and he
is bringing Argentine BBQ to the

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United Kingdom. 
Hell yeah. 

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And taking it back again. 
So Matthias is Argentine born 

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but he's now based in the UK and
he Co founded Banquet 1415 as a 

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roaming fire powered food 
project bringing Argentine asado

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to the UK. 
He operates as a mobile street 

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kitchen doing festivals, private
events and grand collaborations,

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including appearing at events 
like the Smoke and Fire Festival

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at Ascot Park. 
And his BBQ looks damn tasty 

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too. 
So he took home first place at 

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the 2024 Open Fire meet up for 
both live fire and People's 

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Choice. 
So he knows his stuff. 

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Yeah, it was also a festival run
by a fellow Argentinian too, so 

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no biases there at all, AL. 
And the other pit master in the 

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video that Mathias said had the 
best asado in the country. 

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His name was Ruko and his place 
is called Rucos or Rucos Cave to

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Grill. 
So sick, very primal way of 

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cooking everything in it. 
And I'd be pretty happy about 

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that. 
I mean, you know, you can take 

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your tiptoe and through the 
tulips all you want. 

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I'd rather walk through that. 
So the restaurant itself is all 

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you can eat BBQ. 
He's been open for over 10 years

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and is the founder of the Rib 
festival and he has 400,000 

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followers. 
He's based just out of Buenos 

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Aires and this guy's big time 
and he did our intro. 

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Hell yeah. 
What AGC? 

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So a big thanks to both Matthias
and Ruko for doing that for us. 

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It's pretty cool to see that all
this meat just being cooked 

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outdoors. 
Yeah, that's it. 

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I mean low on slow BBQ is cool 
but when life fires done 

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properly nothing beat today. 
Yeah, well, a big thanks to them

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for doing that for us and on 
with the show. 

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What is in this episode? 
OK, So you put a call out the 

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other day and now that means 
that Dish of the Week has been 

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absolutely elevated from 
everyone sending their stuff in.

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We've got a brand new segment 
and we've got a mic drop smoker 

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on at the end of the show, so 
stay tuned. 

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Roddio, let's jump into it with 
our dishes of the week and we'll

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get started with this one. 
It was posted by Naja F Nug and 

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he says this is a pastrami and 
corn beef the sandwich. 

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Jesus, I think the bread's just 
there for decoration by this 

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stage, isn't there? 
It's a corned beef pastrami 

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sandwich. 
I love that ratio though. 

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Bro, don't stop. 
Move over Katz's deli. 

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This is more meat than we have 
ever seen on a sandwich. 

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He said he corned a 12 LB 
brisket and then turned the flat

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into corned beef by steaming it 
for several hours and the point 

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he turned into pastrami smoked 
over post oak for several hours 

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and both were cut thin with a 
deli slicer. 

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Let me know what you think, he 
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Amazing. 
Looks freaking awesome, doesn't 

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it? 
He said he only smoked it for 

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several hours. 
I'm gonna guess it might have 

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taken a bit longer than that. 
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I mean 'cause that looks 
perfectly cooked. 

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Right, Yeah, bloody oath it 
does. 

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Nice and thin slice too. 
And you know, like the 

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difference between that, you 
know, thin slices stacked on top

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of each other as opposed to one 
big chunk of meat. 

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It's just dimensions apart in 
it. 

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I like the fact that he's done 
corned beef and pastrami in the 

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one bite. 
I think that would be pretty 

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cool. 
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And the one brisket? 
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This one was sent to us by 
Cutter Cooks and his name is 

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Glenn Blackmore and he's from 
Cairns, QLD, Australia. 

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And it's an 8K crocodile cooked 
on the smoker. 

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Yeah, it's just a baby, that 
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He's probably just been running 
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the. 
Smoker. 

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So he says I picked up this 
whole crocodile from a Larish 

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Tavern in North Queensland. 
He bought it from a pub and he 

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says they also smoked the Crocs 
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Too. 
Yeah, sick repping the DFL 

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T-shirt there. 
I'm a fan. 

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He says I cooked it up in my 
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Creek Offset Smoke with a mix of
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and Lane's Magic Dust as the 
rubs and good old iron bark for 

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just under 10 hours. 
He cooked this thing for 10 

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hours. 
Jesus, that is a good long cook 

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in that. 
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loved it. 
He said some parts tasted like 

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pork loin and some parts tasted 
like chicken and then other 

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parts tasted like fish. 
Yeah, right. 

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I love when they cook it. 
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on. 
It looks like he served it up on

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tacos with a salsa, so that's 
epic work by Cutter Cooks. 

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I've never seen garlic bread as 
a side for tacos but I'm into 

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it. 
I love garlic bread. 

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Fucking oath. 
Should go with everything 

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garlic. 
With everything it actually 

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does. 
They're like garlic napkins. 

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Don't know if they will keep the
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All. 
Right Cutter Cooks, thanks for 

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sending that one in. 
And this one here was posted by 

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the smoking crew. 
And this is a Mariah Station 

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pastrami brisket flat, and it 
was probably the best brisket 

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I've ever cooked. 
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visually it looks like it. 
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The Maria Station stuff's good 
gear, and if you're gonna do 

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that and get that product, why 
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I think at one point here. 
Yes, Pros did a couple of videos

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in the studio here and Mariah 
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and it was beyond unreal. 
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All right, it was Brian for 6.5 
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then desalinated in water for 24
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with Dave Linton's pastrami rub 
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on the Manhorn BBQ smoker over 
Peach and pecan. 

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Yes, see, there's some old 
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Dave Linton and Manhorn. 
So this showed up in my feed. 

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I think it's maybe even a bit 
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photo nonetheless. 
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plum gives you a bit of colour 
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This Peach, I'm not sure. 
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Looks unreal. 
All right, moving on. 

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This next one was sent to us by 
Dan Joy. 

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He says, hey, guys, I love the 
YouTube channel. 

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These are my smoked sausage 
rolls. 

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Hell yeah, love a good bang and 
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So they are sausage mints, pork 
mints, BBQ tomato and 

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Worcestershire sauce, fennel 
seeds, crushed and whole, salt 

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and pepper, grated carrots, 
zucchini and onion. 

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He says he squeezed out all of 
the juice and then mixed it with

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an egg, and then he's obviously 
rolled it in the pastry and 

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topped it with sesame seeds and 
flaky salt on top. 

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Oh mate, that recipe just sounds
like mum's old school Rissa was 

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wrapped in pastry, doesn't it? 
He said the trick was, though, 

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that when he smoked them, he 
smoked them with a pot of 

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boiling water to generate a bit 
of steam as well. 

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OK, And that sort of regulates a
temp too, I think. 

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I don't know. 
Will it get hot enough to cross 

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them up? 
Let's find out. 

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Boom. 
Nailed. 

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Nailed it. 
So this was the outcome. 

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These are great lunch box 
fillers, hey? 

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Oh, they don't make it to lunch,
mate. 

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They don't make it past that 
airing tray. 

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But he's got them crispy. 
He's got them real crispy. 

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And did he say he put carrot in 
them too? 

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You can put whatever you want. 
Yes, some people do put carrot. 

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That's why I mentioned the 
rissoles. 

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I don't necessarily put carrot 
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it sort of fights against 
everything binding together. 

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But yeah, if it works, send it. 
It's a good way to get your 

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veggies in. 
Bloody oath it is mate. 

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Sometimes you got to hide them 
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And zucchini. 
Too. 

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Zucchini will work. 
You just got to make sure 

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zucchini will let out a lot of 
moisture, which what he said. 

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He's mentioned that he squeezed 
the moisture out, so he's done 

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well. 
Good job, well done. 

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Thanks for sending that one in 
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This next one was sent in to us 
by Pip Approved BBQ. 

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His name is Ben and he is from 
Springfield, IL boy USA and it's

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a smoked rib eye. 
Sandwich fucking give me 10. 

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So it was served with a homemade
guacamole containing avocado, 

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garlic, jalapeno, onion and 
corn, Black Eyed Peas and 

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cilantro. 
And that slight smear that you 

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see on that video there, that's 
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Jam. 
Yeah, I was going to say it 

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looks a bit jammy, but I mean, 
we had strawberry jam on our 

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brisket croissant a couple of 
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Yeah, I didn't think it would 
work, but knowing what we had on

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Ernest Cervantes's was it Blue 
October? 

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Yeah, I think it'll work. 
Bloody oath. 

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Even if you add a little bit of 
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too, maybe some sweet savoury 
going on. 

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So toasted baguette, strawberry 
jam, beautifully cooked steak, 

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and the guacamole. 
I'd give it a go. 

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Chalk it up as a win bro. 
So this guy's no slouch either. 

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He also sent us in this one. 
It's a pork belly sandwich with 

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bacon jam and homemade pickled 
vegetables, which also looks 

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great. 
And no corners were cut here 

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because he did smoke the pork at
225 Fahrenheit until tender, and

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then he finished it in the oven 
on the broil to crisp the skin. 

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And this looks sensational. 
Looks amazing. 

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It's almost like a version of a 
barn. 

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Me, isn't it? 
Yeah, and I love the pickled 

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veg. 
Yeah, sounds bloody awesome. 

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Pickled veg and pork? 
Yeah, it's the winning combo. 

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Right. 
It is because, you know, pork's 

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often quite sweet and buttery, 
so having that vinegar with the 

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acidity to cut through that is a
perfect compliment. 

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All right, moving on. 
This next one was sent to us by 

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Big Norms by barbecue. 
They are at Newcastle upon Tyne 

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in northeast England, and they 
hit us up a while ago to say 

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that they were going to get 
ready to start trading and they 

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were hoping to put Newcastle on 
the map up here. 

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They said at the time, we'll 
keep you posted on how we're 

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doing. 
And that was a few months ago. 

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And more recently, they sent us 
these. 

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Yeah, nice looking 5 meet box 
there. 

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So they said, hey fellas, 
sharing some highlights from 

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season 1, they call it, of 
running big norms out of our 

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garage here in Newcastle. 
They said we have been serving 

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up these trays every Saturday 
for seven weeks now and have had

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an amazing time and some crazy 
good feedback and you can see 

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why it looks like great BBQ. 
And bloody oath it does. 

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With the impending summer about 
to happen up there too, the 

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BBQ's only going to get better. 
So he says we are now working 

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out what the next step's going 
to be, but everything is going 

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to be documented and shared on 
how to scale BBQ from their 

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front yard to whatever size it 
might turn out to be. 

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So it looks like they're cooking
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They're making up these boxed 
trays, people can come and pick 

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them up on a Saturday, they get 
some sensational BBQ, but at 

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some point they're going to have
to scale because you can only 

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cook so much out of your front 
yard, right? 

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That's it. 
So if anyone wants to follow 

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along, jump on the socials and 
make sure you follow them. 

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They are big norms barbecue on 
Instagram and this is them. 

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And congratulations for not only
having a crack, but producing 

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exceptional barbecue and getting
to the point now where you're 

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starting to wonder how you're 
going to scale this because that

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looks like great barbecue. 
And who knows, maybe a bricks 

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and mortar is in their future. 
Yeah, that's it. 

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He's got the tray ready there at
about 3:00 PM in the afternoon, 

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north of England in the winter 
there, and it's ready to go. 

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By the way, it's pitch black 
night and it's great to see 

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other people out there having a 
go and following their dreams. 

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Hell yeah. 
All right, let's move on to some

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talking points. 
That was a lot of BBQ we went 

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through. 
Oh that's the problem mate, when

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you put a shout out on the 
Instagram story saying hey if 

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you've got anything you cooked, 
send it through. 

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Bang Avalanche at. 
About 40 DMS in the morning. 

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It's awesome though, keep it up.
It's great and if you have 

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cooked something that you're 
proud of and you want to see it 

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on the show, then just send it 
in. 

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Like we don't get to everything.
Like some people have sent us 10

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things, but eventually, I 
promise you, we'll get to it. 

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Yeah, that's it. 
All right, moving on. 

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This one was posted by Falco 
Pham TASM the God and he says 

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anyone else like pineapple on a 
burger? 

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So I ask you this pineapple yes 
or no? 

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I'm a yes. 
I'm a team pineapple. 

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Team Pineapple on burgers. 
Yes, not every burger, but you 

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know, if you've got a hankering 
for some nice crisp sweetness to

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go with your smashy, then why 
not? 

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Well I've got 2 rules. 
I'm a no unless you meet these 

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two rules and one of them it has
to be charred. 

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Oh well, insurance. 
Just put fresh slice of 

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pineapple like some burger 
joints do on their burger. 

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Yeah, but also too, you have to 
have bacon with it. 

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Yeah, bacon, pineapple and 
cheese is a classic combo. 

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You've literally just amplified 
this burger here by adding that 

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bacon. 
Yeah, but if it's got those two 

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things, it's charred and the 
bacon, I'm in. 

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But other than that, just give 
it to me as it comes. 

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Now, is that bacon? 
Is that bark all burnt? 

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I put charred bacon into AI and 
overly charred it. 

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Fuck you AI. 
All right, moving on. 

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This next one was posted by Snoo
Crickets. 

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And he says, hey gang, why does 
my brisket say pet food not 

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meant for human consumption? 
And what is this? 

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This looks like a bit of a a 
beautiful sort of middle of the 

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brisket home kill cut. 
I reckon they're just party 

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poopers. 
What do you mean by party 

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poopers? 
If you bought brisket and it 

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said pet food not for human 
consumption, would you not 

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question it? 
I'd fucking eat the shit out of 

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it. 
OK, so he got this from a 

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farmer's market. 
He said that vendor is there 

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every week. 
He showed him a photo of the 

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farm and the cows, and he also 
sold eggs and beef tallow. 

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So he's a legit operator. 
So everyone sort of started to 

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guess in the comments. 
And Angel Tea assumed that in 

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some states in the US, there's a
regulation that the cows can't 

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be raised and butchered in the 
same location. 

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Yeah, right. 
So they label it like this as a 

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loophole. 
And I think they do the same 

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thing for milk as well. 
Yeah, right. 

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They need a little winky face 
next to the bottom of that 

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warning label. 
Not for human consumption. 

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So there was a ton of other 
different reasons given in the 

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comments. 
A lot of people said that it 

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wasn't USDA inspected or they 
didn't have the appropriate 

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license, or the most important 
was it probably wasn't 

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slaughtered in a proper 
processing facility. 

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OK, so it could have just been a
home kill. 

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This ends up as a little bit of 
a rabbit hole, but the customer 

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contacted the farmer and asked 
why, and the farmer got back to 

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him and says Aloha, that's a 
dead giveaway that this is 

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actually in Hawaii. 
So the farmer said sorry, the 

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label wasn't explained. 
Yes, it's safe and normal, he 

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says. 
We use local butchers around the

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area and the loophole to sell 
the meat when using them is to 

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label it as not for sale as pet 
food. 

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But they follow all of the 
health protocols and it is 

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completely safe to eat. 
Yeah, right. 

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It always comes back to when I 
used to be right in the coffee 

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game, a lot of people would ask 
if the beans you were using were

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organic. 
And even though it didn't say on

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the label sometimes that they 
were not organic, it didn't mean

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that they weren't because a lot 
of coffee comes from poor third 

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world countries. 
The farmers only get one yield a

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year and they just can't pay for
a company like NASA or someone 

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to come along and give them 
certification. 

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So it could be 100% organic, 
they just haven't paid for the 

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certification. 
MMM, true. 

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And look, yes, I suppose you 
need to have standards. 

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Yes, it's supposed to go through
a proper facility, but if this 

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is a home kill, it's been taken 
to a butcher shop. 

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I mean, I'd eat it. 
Well, chances are it's probably 

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better for you than a Costco 
brisket. 

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Well, I would say though that if
if I did open a packet and it 

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said not for human consumption, 
I would question it. 

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Haven't you ever tried dried dog
biscuits before? 

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What do you have with a bit of 
milk? 

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It's very dry. 
Like what's this? 

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No, just years ago when I used 
to work in supermarkets, we just

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tried everything. 
Right. 

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Yeah, well, maybe this is for 
you. 

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Maybe you eat dog food. 100% 
mate. 

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I draw the line at the wet dog 
food though. 

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Yeah. 
You haven't been down that one, 

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no. 
Not yet. 

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It's not the apocalypse yet. 
World War Three might change 

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things though. 
Alright, failed or nailed. 

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I love this segment. 
You gotta make that, of course. 

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You do 'cause you don't have to 
fucking think on the fly. 

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Failed or nailed? 
Right. 

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You've gotta guess this one like
there's no context. 

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As soon as the photo comes up, 
bang. 

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You gotta give it failed or 
nailed. 

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Hit me nailed. 
Fucking love Pickles. 

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So this one was posted by Sands 
Three Pick Mima and they say 

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found these Geneva Convention 
violations today at a doughnut 

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shop. 
No, I'm into it bro. 

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So major draw in the comment 
said is that a pickle and cream 

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cheese or is it frosting? 
And the original poster seems to

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think it's frosting but I don't 
think so. 

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I think it's cream cheese on a 
doughnut with a bit of dill and 

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the Pickles. 
Well, you know you can make 

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frosting out of cream cheese, 
right? 

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You just add some sugar and 
you've got cream cheese 

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frosting, IE what you get on a 
carrot cake. 

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But you wouldn't have cream 
cheese in the normal frosting on

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a normal doughnut. 
I. 

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Don't know, I reckon you'd sort 
of sugar it down a little bit 

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because Pickles do like a little
bit of sweet. 

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You gotta remember how much 
Sugar's actually involved in in 

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the pickling brine. 
I'd be all about that. 

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I love these pickle hybrids. 
I've had pickle ice cream and 

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pickle milkshakes and stuff like
that. 

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I'm about it. 
All right, if it's frosting, I'm

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out, but if it's cream cheese 
with what looks to be the 

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sprinkling of dill there, that 
I'm in all the way. 

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There's some pretty inconsistent
dill distribution going on. 

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They're like this one at the 
front, it's gonna be very silage

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esque. 
But now this one here at the 

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back, that's pretty even. 
That'll be a really nice sort of

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12:00 bite that one. 
That piece at the bottom there 

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is the sort of piece where you 
go to bite it, but you're sort 

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of breathing just before you 
bite it and fucking. 

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Off like when you do the 
cinnamon challenge. 

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All right, next. 
Oh, looks like someone's left a 

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bread roll line around our 
studio. 

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Look, I'm going to have to say 
failed, but I am open to have my

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mind changed. 
Right. 

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00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,560
Yeah, this one was posted by 
Werewolf Conscious and they say 

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this is a doughnut my kid wanted
at a State Fair. 

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And judging from their packaging
on the back there, it's from all

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things jerky.com. 
And he says my kid actually 

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liked it too. 
There is like 30 different types

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of bugs on a doughnut. 
Yeah, there's Beetle, there's 

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roaches, there's worms. 
It looks like to be a big 

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dragonfly in the middle there. 
Or is that a scorpion with the 

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Stinger? 
That looks like a cockroach. 

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That one at the bottom, yeah, 
Nah. 

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So apparently the lady at the 
stand said that they ran out the

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day before from people ordering 
them. 

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She said they made five extra 
batches during the day. 

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These things are popular. 
Yeah, look, if it was put in 

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front of me I'd probably give it
a go, but that pitch is not 

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appealing. 
Haven't changed your mind? 

392
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,600
No. 
What sort of sauce does it come 

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with? 
Is that like a chocolate sauce 

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or something? 
Is it a cricket to Claire? 

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00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,280
Well, monkey trumpets in the 
comments said I think your kid 

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is secretly an iguana. 
He's a Babylonian lizard 

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species, all right. 
Next. 

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Ready. 
Yep. 

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00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,560
Oh, that's fire. 
Did I get 3 out of three face? 

400
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,720
No, I didn't. 
No, the first one was nailed 

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bro. 
I was trying to trick you today.

402
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,680
All right, This was posted on 
Rape My Plate and it was titled 

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Bangers and Mash by Glen L. 
Where's the banger? 

404
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,840
I can only see a poo. 
This looks like a twice eaten 

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sausage. 
Bloody over does it well. 

406
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,680
What nursing home is this 
available at? 

407
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,360
Mine there might be a dog 
kennel. 

408
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:20,960
It might be welfare dogs. 
All right, let's move on to rate

409
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my BBQ. 
This is where the most 

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experienced BBQ Raider of all 
time in the under seasons. 

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I just make this up as I go 
every single time. 

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But we've got to rate. 
This one was sent to us by David

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Anthony. 
He is a butcher from New Zealand

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and this was a platter he made 
for his wife's 40th birthday 

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party and he said all reports 
were positive. 

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Did I nail or fail it? 
You definitely fucking nailed 

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it. 
Looks good. 

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00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,600
It looks real good. 
There's we're a suck of a side 

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to you though, so that's going 
to come into account when we 

420
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drop the numbers. 
But yeah, looks like he had more

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than that on offer too. 
There's a few big oil trays up 

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the back there full of some 
smoked snags and whatever's 

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under that foil there. 
So yeah, good spread. 

424
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I mean, if this was at my 40th 
I'd be pretty bloody happy. 

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00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,360
So he said there's brisket, St. 
Louis ribs, handmade beef and 

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pork sausages and chicken 
lollipops. 

427
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,920
He said everything was gone. 
He did 2 1/2 of these platters. 

428
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,360
Jesus, that's a good effort. 
All right, we're just gonna get 

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the the expert Luxton thinking 
hat on and we gonna go 7.80 Hi 

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episode 78 seven .8 we. 
Fucking did it again mate. 

431
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,960
Doing this on purpose now. 
Probably numbers are all just 

432
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random, you know, It's just I'm 
trying to judge something purely

433
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based off a photo. 
You're not taking anything away 

434
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,800
from the cook. 
That's a bloody good effort. 

435
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280
Right. 
Well done, buddy. 

436
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,280
Let's move on to a new segment. 
What was it? 

437
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Brand new segment alert. 
Segment alert. 

438
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,840
Righty. 
What was it? 

439
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,960
I found a few photos they've 
been pongaling up at the bottom 

440
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of the episode and eventually 
I've got around to them. 

441
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,760
I'm going to pull a picture up 
and you're going to guess what 

442
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it was previously, not what it 
is what it was. 

443
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,480
OK. 
Or what maybe what it was meant 

444
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,720
to? 
Be what it fell short of 

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00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,680
becoming. 
Right. 

446
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
You ready? 
Ready. 

447
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,840
Oh, that was a frozen pepperoni 
pizza by the look of it. 

448
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,640
And now it's been turned into 
carbon. 

449
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,600
So it was posted by daddy snake 
boy and he says forgetting about

450
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,640
your pizza for 8 hours burnt so 
bad it looks like a double 

451
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,200
chocolate brownie. 
I've seen this happen in real 

452
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,360
time. 
I got home one night after 

453
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,800
working all night in New Zealand
and the whole house was full of 

454
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,640
smoke. 
Went into the kitchen and there 

455
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,320
was a pizza still burning, only 
a mini one. 

456
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,840
It looked a lot like this. 
And then I went into my 

457
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,640
roommate, his bedroom because I 
knew it was him because he got 

458
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,760
home earlier, and there he was, 
asleep on the ground with his 

459
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,480
arm stretched out and his cat 
about a foot away. 

460
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,400
So what he's done? 
He's walked in. 

461
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,440
Oh here puss. 
Puss tripped over something, 

462
00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,840
fucking passed out trying to get
to the cat, and then yeah, left 

463
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,200
his pizza in there. 
But he passed out. 

464
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:03,920
I was drunk. 
He was. 

465
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,560
Drunk. 
Yeah. 

466
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,040
Heavily steamed. 
That was the only way we used to

467
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,120
operate back in those days. 
There's nothing more 

468
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,800
disappointing than being drunk 
and falling asleep and then 

469
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,320
waking up and your Uber Eats 
delivery has come and you 

470
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,200
haven't been awake for it. 
That's bro. 

471
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,640
It's happened several times. 
There's also the old rookie era 

472
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,840
too, when you get some of these 
pizzas and you leave the 

473
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,200
cardboard underneath it 
sometimes so it doesn't crisp up

474
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,080
at all and you go to slice and 
it's just pizza soup. 

475
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,440
All right, next. 
Oh God, is that a Was that a 

476
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:38,680
blocked artery? 
So this one was posted by Maid E

477
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,920
Stone, and what's your final 
guess? 

478
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,520
What was it? 
I'm going to lock in an aorta. 

479
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,720
So it's cooked Lotus roots 
stuffed with green beans and 

480
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,520
then sliced. 
Yeah, there's a reason they're 

481
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,680
not popular. 
Well, apparently it's very 

482
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,040
common in traditional soup from 
southern China, but apparently 

483
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,920
the beans are stuffed into the 
cavities to facilitate proper 

484
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,280
cooking of the dense inner parts
of the Lotus roots, as well as 

485
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,320
to balance out the hot and the 
cool aspects of the two 

486
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,160
ingredients, Whatever the fuck 
that means. 

487
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,400
Yeah, but it's a fucking bean 
and a Lotus root. 

488
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,240
Like you're not going to fucking
improve either of those things 

489
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,240
by doing this. 
Like leave them the fuck out. 

490
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,280
All in the bin just. 
Fucking do less. 

491
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,360
Let's put it in the bin. 
That's it. 

492
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:29,040
All right, Next. 
Oh, I've seen this happen 

493
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,000
before. 
These are these are boiled 

494
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,360
snags. 
So this one was posted by Ruby 

495
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:38,280
Eldridge and they say these are 
crock pot hot dogs. 

496
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,760
No, they're not. 
But it looks like they've put 

497
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,440
about 40 hot dogs in a crock 
pot, put the lid on it, and then

498
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,080
forgotten about them. 
Yeah, and come back two weeks 

499
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,760
later. 
They've even bro, they've 

500
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,720
steamed the fucking colour out 
of them. 

501
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:56,400
So unhappy boy in the comments 
said I would call these split 

502
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,440
Dicks. 
Reminds me of that scene in 

503
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,520
RoboCop where he shoots his 
Weiner off all. 

504
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,680
Right, let's move on. 
Get out of that head out of the 

505
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,240
gutter next segment, please. 
Meet the pit masters. 

506
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,440
There's a new one. 
It's now gone. 

507
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,400
Maybe it's the last time we'll 
ever do that one, right? 

508
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,040
We'll just get some less 
innuendoic content. 

509
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,400
Let's move on to something 
positive and we've been meaning 

510
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,960
to do this one for a while. 
Meet Troy. 

511
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,400
He is from Beard St. 
Barbecue and it's Texas style 

512
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,480
Seattle inspired Melbourne based
BBQ. 

513
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,240
Seattle inspired Listen to a bit
of Nirvana while he's cooking. 

514
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,160
Well, he's a mobile barbecuer 
based out of Melbourne's SE, 

515
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,280
primarily working at markets, 
pop ups and breweries and 

516
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,920
catering wherever possible. 
And he has zero food experience 

517
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,000
before getting into BBQ, but 
fell in love with it after a 

518
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,520
trip to Wood Shop Barbecue in 
Seattle. 

519
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,600
Yeah. 
Cool, so that's the influence 

520
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,360
now. 
I like it. 

521
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,400
So he honed his craft during 
Covad and decided to try and 

522
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,080
make something of it on the 
side. 

523
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,800
And then last year he tried to 
make it a full time venture 

524
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,600
after after being made redundant
and is pushing really hard to 

525
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,320
make this impossible thing 
happen, he says. 

526
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,400
Hell yeah, as long as you got 
that passion stoked in the fire,

527
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,960
mate, you'll bloody get there. 
So he says 95% of everything we 

528
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,720
do is put together by me, with 
my partner helping when 

529
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,000
possible, and then family and 
friends volunteering their time 

530
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,360
out of love on event days to 
help them smash through service.

531
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,920
Hell yeah, I definitely 
recognise Troy from setting up 

532
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,600
the exhibitors at Meat Stock 
there. 

533
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,280
So on your brother. 
He says. 

534
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,360
I know I'm not one of the big 
players out there, but I'm proud

535
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,840
of the community we've built and
the friends that we've made and 

536
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,200
I want to keep building it as 
much as possible. 

537
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,840
Yeah, that's it mate. 
Build it and they will come. 

538
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,720
And this is his pit and he has 
one very cool looking trailer 

539
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,040
smoker. 
It's a 2 door, looks like maybe 

540
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,560
300 gallons or so. 
And it's got a big holding 

541
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,680
cabinet. 
So go give them a follow Beard 

542
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,200
St. 
Barbecue and if you're in 

543
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,000
Melbourne, get out and support 
them. 

544
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,320
Hell yeah, get down and swallow 
some queue. 

545
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,200
Good looking trailer pit though.
Bloody oath, it is like those 

546
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,400
fenders. 
Look, congratulations, because 

547
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,560
BBQ catering is probably one of 
the toughest businesses that you

548
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,920
can get into and the fact that 
you're making it work is a real 

549
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,400
credit to you. 
Like the cost of meat, the fact 

550
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,960
that you're mobile, you don't 
have a fixed premises and you're

551
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,960
trying to make it all work. 
It's a hustle, it's a grind and 

552
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,280
it can get old real quick. 
But I think if you form a 

553
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,000
community and you're passionate 
enough about it, you will find a

554
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,120
way to make it work. 
Yeah, let's not forget that 

555
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,040
fickle Melbourne and weather 
either it. 

556
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,600
Just adds to the. 
Cost adds to it. 

557
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,480
Oh yeah. 
Oh, what about the price of 

558
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,760
diesel? 
You got to tow this thing. 

559
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,880
And leave that alone. 
But honestly, it's true, right? 

560
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,520
The cost of meat through the 
roof, the cost of fuel through 

561
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,320
the roof, right? 
You're hustling. 

562
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,680
You're trying to make this all 
happen. 

563
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,160
And at the end of the day, you 
got customers that go, I could 

564
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,400
do this better at home, but they
fucking can't. 

565
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,680
Yeah. 
They're walking past with their 

566
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,040
$5 chip on a stick. 
And that's what BBQ competes 

567
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,200
against, right? 
It competes against fast food. 

568
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,040
But hopefully, I mean if if 
you're watching this show right 

569
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,520
now, you do appreciate what good
quality BBQ does cost for pit 

570
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,520
masters like that to make. 
But you would hope to think that

571
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,640
the public is becoming educated 
that good BBQ isn't cheap and 

572
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,880
it's not easy either. 
And cheap BBQ ain't good. 

573
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,040
Good call. 
All right, let's move on to our 

574
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,240
mailbox. 
And this one was sent in to us 

575
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,600
by Kian and he says, hey lads, a
bit of a long shot. 

576
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,440
I know you guys are busy. 
Could we send him the link to 

577
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,240
the pickled eggs that you did 
that tasted like potato salad? 

578
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,320
I'd love to try the recipe. 
Sick. 

579
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,600
So I really helpfully replied, 
Scroll down on the feed. 

580
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,320
You know, it's funny about those
pickled eggs. 

581
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,360
I literally only just threw them
away the other day when I was 

582
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,240
cleaning out the house before we
moved. 

583
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,760
What, you just didn't want to 
eat them again after the show? 

584
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,400
I just hadn't felt the need to 
eat another one and I was just 

585
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,840
like, I suppose they should 
probably get binned. 

586
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,160
Well, they were good on the 
show. 

587
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,640
Though they were good on the 
show, but that's what, probably 

588
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,040
12? 
Weeks ago now. 

589
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,920
Well, look, normally I've given 
like I've pound this guy off, 

590
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,280
right? 
I've like, eh, look, I'm not 

591
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,240
going to go get the link for 
you. 

592
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Go find it yourself. 
And normally that's the last 

593
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,200
we'd hear about it. 
But Kian, he didn't give up. 

594
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,840
He surprised us and he says 
thank you. 

595
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,400
He'll give you a review in a 
couple of weeks. 

596
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,600
Thanks for the recipe. 
Yes. 

597
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,880
Sick. 
So hopefully they were good and 

598
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,400
hopefully you eat all yours 
because I didn't eat all his. 

599
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,480
Yeah, that's it. 
There's a food crisis and I'm 

600
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,040
just here just fucking. 
Wasting pickled eggs. 

601
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,400
All right, this next one was 
sent in to us by Liam Chatburn 

602
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,480
and he says, hey guys, I'm a big
fan of the program. 

603
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,840
Just thought I'd send through 
some of our snags from our 

604
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,680
butcher shop here in Adelaide 
and these look great. 

605
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,480
It's a sausage rainbow, brother.
So what are we looking? 

606
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,200
At what do we got? 
I'm just slowly trying. 

607
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,480
We got 10 varieties of different
flavoured, beautifully made 

608
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,120
snags. 
They're all on the butcher. 

609
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,200
He says sausages are more than 
just a snag and these look 

610
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,920
legit. 
He said they have over 20 

611
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,320
flavours that make them all, all
by hand in store from the 

612
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,400
highest quality ingredients. 
He says our sausages are a 

613
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,240
flavour explosion in every bite.
Well, we are a massive fan of 

614
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,720
the old snag here on this show, 
and it's just so good to see how

615
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,480
far they've come from just being
a, you know, a tube that you put

616
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,360
all your waste in to being these
beautiful sort of thought about 

617
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,440
mindful flavors. 
Now he says the top selling 

618
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,520
snags are the Old English pork 
snags, and they do a lot of 

619
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,720
classic ones. 
But they also have a Ban my 

620
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,680
snag, a chunky chicken parmy 
snag and a Philly cheese steak. 

621
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,480
And of course, they have the 
ultimate brekkie sausage. 

622
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,600
Yes please, I wish we could get 
sausages in the mail here like 

623
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,440
they can in the UK. 
From Sausage. 

624
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,800
Bro I would literally order all 
of these right now. 

625
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,520
Someone needs to do this in 
Australia. 

626
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,520
Someone needs to level up the 
sausage game. 

627
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,760
Package them up, put them in a 
what? 

628
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,440
An icy bag or something like 
that. 

629
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,080
Yeah, I don't know man, the 
price of diesel now is gonna 

630
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,800
mean it's like 40 bucks to post.
But I think there is something 

631
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,920
to be said about the butcher 
shop that just minces 

632
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,840
everything, puts it in the tube 
and that's it. 

633
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,240
This is the next level, right? 
The standard sausages have been 

634
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,040
favourites and have been around 
for a long time, yeah. 

635
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,480
You've got the old classic, the 
old chicken and pine nuts always

636
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,840
being a bit of a gourmet 
flavour, hasn't it? 

637
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,880
Pork and fennel. 
That's a That's a popular bougie

638
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,040
1. 
But I like this whole sausage 

639
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,920
2.0 thing. 
Bloody all about it. 

640
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,360
Yeah. 
Chunky chicken, parmi, Philly 

641
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,920
cheese steak. 
Bend my snags. 

642
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,440
This is the future. 
And that's what I want. 

643
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,200
That's it. 
Throw these in the smoker 

644
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,040
winning. 
All right, let's move on to pit 

645
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,480
builders. 
And this one is the coolest pit 

646
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,080
I've ever seen in my life. 
Mate, this thing, there it is. 

647
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,640
This thing is fucking sick, even
before I laid my fucking hands 

648
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,120
on it. 
Tell me what this is. 

649
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,000
This here is a beautiful this is
probably one of the most recent 

650
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,680
releases from collaboration with
this is Fat Boys latest smoker 

651
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,680
up there in Walloon built by the
expert there Brendan Bosshog 

652
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,080
smokers and this thing just 
oozes cool. 

653
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,800
It's about 1400 gallons. 
The front wheels there, they're 

654
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,880
on an axle so they can actually 
turn. 

655
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,120
You can pull it with that handle
if you're are feeling nice and 

656
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,760
strong. 
But you know, it's got the big 

657
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,720
mud runners, the big off road 
tires. 

658
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,480
This thing is sick. 
And then I spent two days 

659
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,760
absolutely solid in the 
Queensland sun, graffitiing 

660
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,000
every square inch I could so. 
Just to be clear. 

661
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,200
You painted this? 
I painted this, yes. 

662
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,880
I went up to Fat Boys a couple 
of weeks ago and spent, as I 

663
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,560
said, two solid days 
back-to-back, and there's about 

664
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,680
half a wheelie bin full of empty
cans. 

665
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,080
After this, you lay that paint 
down, there's about 8 layers on 

666
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,960
the front there. 
We kept doing little things 

667
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,080
like, you know, we'd shared out 
certain pit masters like Tony 

668
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,080
from TFT I, we wrote that's 
money on there and then took a 

669
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,440
photo, then painted over it. 
And yeah, there's lots of layers

670
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,480
of paint on this thing. 
We sort of wanted it to look 

671
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,960
like he parked in an alleyway in
Melbourne and came back a couple

672
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,160
of weeks later after the tags 
had done their thing. 

673
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,200
It's really cool. 
It's it's the coolest pit I've 

674
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,600
ever seen in my life. 
Yes, sick. 

675
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,200
And a lot of people were worried
about potentially how hot the 

676
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,040
smoker would get. 
But that firebox is triple 

677
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,240
insulated. 
So there's an internal firebox, 

678
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,040
then it's got fire blanket 
around it. 

679
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,280
Yeah, then another layer of 
solid steel over the top. 

680
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,840
But that thing was sitting in 
the sun the day I was painting 

681
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,360
it, and you couldn't even touch 
the firebox then. 

682
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,240
So these things actually get 
hotter sitting in the sun. 

683
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,360
Quite often they do when they're
only rolling at 250 Fahrenheit. 

684
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,000
Crazy. 
And so just to be clear, the 

685
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,600
paint's not gonna melt off. 
The paint's not gonna melt off. 

686
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,400
It might get knocked off when it
gets banged or that sort of 

687
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,800
thing. 
And some of those bits around 

688
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,360
the back door, the door's not 
insulated itself, but you know, 

689
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,320
that's a bridge to cross when we
get there. 

690
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,560
Well it looks great. 
That is now the nicest ass in 

691
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,600
BBQ. 
It is, it's the fat ass. 

692
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,960
And also after I'd done with it,
Luke laid down a Haber coat to 

693
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,240
clear coat on there too. 
So it's on there bro. 

694
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,600
Right. 
It's cool. 

695
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,720
It's so fucking cool. 
But also too, it didn't stop 

696
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,120
there after I painted it, he's 
wrapped the handles in 

697
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,440
snakeskin. 
Wow, he's pimped the shit out of

698
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,720
it. 
So just to be clear, Luke is one

699
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,880
of the most talented pitmasters 
in Australia. 

700
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,280
He's super fucking creative. 
He's got like this crazy vision 

701
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,120
of what he wants BBQ to be. 
He built the world's biggest 

702
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,160
smoker in use today, which we've
featured on the show before. 

703
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,040
And you take Luke and you put 
Psy and together, and that's 

704
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,960
what you're going to come up 
with. 

705
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,920
That's it. 
Not forgetting Brendan from Boss

706
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,840
Hogg either. 
He's the one that executes all 

707
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,680
Luke's crazy ideas and he 
figures out the hard bit. 

708
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,000
The, you know, the will it 
fucking smoker aspect of it all.

709
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,680
Yeah, awesome craftsmanship and 
yeah, he nails it every time. 

710
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,760
Right, well done. 
Absolutely fantastic. 

711
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,000
I'm so chuffed that we could 
show this one on the show 

712
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,240
because it's been a little bit 
of a secret for a while now and 

713
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,280
we've been itching to show the 
world. 

714
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,360
Yeah, that's it. 
A few people might have caught 

715
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,880
it at Meat Stock Toowoomba, but 
yeah, it was on display there. 

716
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,880
But I do believe he's bringing 
it to Meat Stock Sydney too. 

717
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,080
So if you want to check it out 
in the Fleshlight, these photos 

718
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,560
do nothing. 
They you can't actually 

719
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,080
comprehend how bloody big and 
just in your face every part of 

720
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,040
this smoker actually is. 
Well done. 

721
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,040
Awesome work. 
Let's move on Ruddy. 

722
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,280
I'm moving on to some products 
now and we've got a bit of a 

723
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:10,600
special delivery sent in to us 
and we have a shit ton of donkey

724
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,199
long tongs. 
Do the fucking knife reveal 

725
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,719
mate. 
Your arms aren't. 

726
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,480
Logging on to fucking wipe that 
camera over. 

727
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,400
I've knocked something off. 
Oh, it's another. 

728
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,320
It's another box not pass the 
parcel. 

729
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,080
So these are donkey long tongs 
and they are to use in the Jack 

730
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,040
Daniels Fire kitchen this year 
and these things are huge and 

731
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,760
they are BBQ tongs handmade in 
South Africa. 

732
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,600
It says use both hands. 
It's long I. 

733
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,960
Don't have that problem. 
You do now. 

734
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:48,080
So they're beautifully packaged 
and really well built. 

735
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,199
And they say size. 
Really. 

736
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,760
Well, fucking packaged. 
They say size counts around the 

737
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,639
fire, so apparently after many 
scorched fingers and bent backs 

738
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:00,640
and snapped tongs, 3 friends 
reached their boiling point and 

739
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,960
donkey long tongs was the 
solution. 

740
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,800
You. 
Compensating for something? 

741
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,800
Look at me, I'm a mini human. 
Oh that's great. 

742
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,400
So they are just like novelty 
sized tongs, but you know, 

743
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,840
sometimes the fire gets hot and 
those little ones just don't cut

744
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,560
it, right? 
Oh, mate, they're definitely 

745
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,320
functional. 
Sure. 

746
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,640
Because, yeah, I mean, if you're
doing live fire, sometimes the 

747
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,120
meat is, you know, over the top 
of the fire and you can't just, 

748
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,560
you know, well, you can, but 
then you got to get your whole 

749
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,120
body in there hovering over it. 
But actually, the week I went up

750
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,280
to paint that smoker with the 
Fat Boys guys, Blake was using 

751
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,440
one of those sets of tongs, but 
not over a big fire. 

752
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,520
He's just doing it normally on 
the grill so he's didn't need 

753
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,200
the long tongs, but they're 
fucking cool. 

754
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,640
So they've got some really good 
ambassadors that we know. 

755
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,840
Alfa Gurney Mel, AKA Dark Side 
of the Grill, he's an 

756
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,320
ambassador. 
And Tony Ramirez, he's an 

757
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,000
ambassador, too. 
Hell yeah. 

758
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,520
He's out with the little ones 
though, Tony. 

759
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,760
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Mel just 
uses his to get his cigars into 

760
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,440
the mouth, right? 
All right, donkey long tongs. 

761
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,520
You can grab one for yourself at
donkeylongtong.com. 

762
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,240
Cool, are they going to be 
selling at meat stock or no? 

763
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,360
So what's going to happen is 
they're going to be given one of

764
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,440
these, each is going to be given
to the pit masters that are 

765
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,440
cooking at Fire Kitchen. 
Yes, sick. 

766
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,120
So you'll see the pit masters 
using these things. 

767
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,320
Yeah, cool. 
No doubt. 

768
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,760
They'll probably have a tongue 
off. 

769
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,480
But handmade, by the way. 
Yeah, right in South Africa. 

770
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,880
Sick. 
And they're really well built. 

771
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,600
Bloody out they are. 
They're solid. 

772
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,600
Yeah, I'm pumped mate. 
Holding that bloody thing up 

773
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,280
all. 
Right, moving on. 

774
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,360
We got these sent to us from 
Jammed Up and they're based on 

775
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,440
the Gold Coast of Queensland, 
Australia. 

776
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,520
And then no gluten, no dairy, no
nuts, no apologies. 

777
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,680
It's flavour unleashed and they 
have sent us a few flavours of 

778
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,360
their bacon jam. 
Yeah, we are. 

779
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,480
We hoed into the the pineapple 
one just before and it's damn 

780
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,280
bloody good. 
Well, this one here is called 

781
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,000
Hellfire and I reckon maybe you 
should try it. 

782
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,240
Well, I. 
Can try it, sounds real fucking 

783
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,560
good. 
Well, I talk about it here, I'll

784
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,520
just pass it over. 
So they say their bacon jam is 

785
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,440
perfect for cheese platters, 
toasted cheese sandwiches, 

786
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,360
burgers, or even on top of eggs.
It's only got Sriracha in it so 

787
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,080
we should be good. 
Why do you have such a big chunk

788
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,880
for? 
Because I love fucking bacon, I 

789
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,280
love jam, and I like hot stuff. 
It's a hot. 

790
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,080
No, it's got coffee in it 
though. 

791
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,360
It's really fucking good. 
This one's a bit more savoury 

792
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,240
than the pineapple one. 
Give that a go. 

793
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,320
Fuck. 
I got him. 

794
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,520
There's a bit going on. 
There's more than just sriracha 

795
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,160
and that though I think, but 
there's no chilies on the 

796
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,040
ingredients list. 
Did you stitch me up? 

797
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,680
Then? 
Fuck Yeah, because I thought you

798
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,560
you didn't show any sign about a
good. 

799
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,120
Poker face bro. 
I'm letting it out now though. 

800
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,240
All right, we're going to move 
on. 

801
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,400
Well it's not going to be 
fucking half arsed. 

802
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,800
It's called Hellfire. 
Is it? 

803
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,560
All right, thanks for sending 
these in. 

804
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,800
You can find them on Instagram 
at Jammed Up Bacon Jam. 

805
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,200
Hell yeah, check it out. 
I feel like a dragon I'd. 

806
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,360
Like to pop them on some smoked 
crumpets, yeah. 

807
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,920
They're good, aren't they? 
No, they're real good. 

808
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,560
Eggs on top of eggs. 
On top of eggs, maybe even 

809
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,000
smashed through some cream 
cheese for like a bacon jam 

810
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,200
cannoli. 
I like it. 

811
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,240
Well, thanks for sending these 
in. 

812
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,640
They look great and they taste 
great too. 

813
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,520
Hell yeah, nice one. 
Righty. 

814
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,120
Oh, recipe of the week. 
And you've got a bit of a treat 

815
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,840
for us this week. 
I love fish and chips. 

816
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,720
I went on a road trip with my 
wife through England and we had 

817
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,720
fish and chips every single day 
without fail. 

818
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,440
Because we can get fish and 
chips here in Australia, but I 

819
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,560
don't know, in the UK they seem 
to do it better than us. 

820
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,360
Yeah. 
You've also got to ask fish and 

821
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,120
chip feed here in Australia is a
it's a rich man's take away 

822
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,840
these days to feed a family. 
You're up around 80 bucks. 

823
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,080
I went to the local Fisher the 
other day and they had some 

824
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,960
locally caught ton Curry foster 
shark and I grabbed hold of that

825
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,880
because I mean, growing up in 
Tassie shark slash flake, that's

826
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,360
all we get at the fish and chip 
shop. 

827
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,760
We touched on a few weeks ago 
about Deb the instant Mashed 

828
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,120
potato and I mentioned how back 
in the day we used to use it as 

829
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,280
a fish coating. 
So that's what we're doing today

830
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,960
and it's basically fish and 
chips in one bite, mate, because

831
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,520
you've got the fish and and the 
potato and it's bloody. 

832
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,960
Excellent. 
Say that again. 

833
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,160
This is gonna be fish and chips,
but in one bite. 

834
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,200
Yeah, mate, you're gonna get the
flavour of the Deb nice and deep

835
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,760
fried crusty coating there, and 
you got the flavour of the 

836
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,680
potato in the first bite and 
then that beautifully steamed 

837
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,000
fish inside. 
Radio run us through what you 

838
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,800
did here. 
Right. 

839
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,920
So we've got our beautiful fish 
fillets there. 

840
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,640
I've just got the knife through 
them. 

841
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,040
They're already cut like that. 
So that was very helpful. 

842
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,040
I just sliced them into little 
gougeons just so that they were 

843
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,680
bite sized more so hit it with 
some stiff Tamali aquadisiac, 

844
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,960
which goes awesome on all 
seafood. 

845
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,520
Then I've got my flour dip, my 
egg and my Deb. 

846
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,600
I've also put some aquadisiac in
the flour just because you know,

847
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,360
why not basically the egg and 
breadcrumb technique, but 

848
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,120
instead of bread crumbs, you use
the Deb. 

849
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,680
So we've got on the flour first 
egg wash Deb, egg wash Deb. 

850
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,000
So they've got a double dip. 
Then we've got our our deep 

851
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,120
fryer Crankin. 
We've got that full of beef 

852
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,800
tallow that's up around the 170 
Celsius. 

853
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,760
We've deep fried it for a. 
Couple of minutes and then Bob's

854
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,880
your bloody uncle mate. 
So just to confirm, Deb is 

855
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,320
powdered potato? 
Deb is powdered Mashed potato 

856
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,680
and it comes in like this 
crystal form. 

857
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,880
So yeah, you're getting that 
beautiful potato flavour. 

858
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,160
Rightyo, bring it out. 
Fashion chops, bro. 

859
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,760
They look good. 
They're like big fish Nuggets. 

860
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,160
Yeah, bro, the old Goujon. 
But now what we got, we're going

861
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,200
to do the old classic English 
chipper style sauce there. 

862
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,080
We've got our Browns, 
all-purpose surf and turf. 

863
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,320
Love a good bit of our brown 
stuff. 

864
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,720
We can get some salt. 
This is just the classic English

865
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:05,800
chip away. 
So that's our brown sauce. 

866
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,520
Our brown surf and turf surf 
salt and a little bit of 

867
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,960
vinegar. 
Yeah, my. 

868
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,600
Lips are like. 
Right eye. 

869
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,200
Right, let's go for the the fish
snap. 

870
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,280
Fish snap. 
Fish snaps are in. 

871
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,120
Apparently. 
All right, looks good. 

872
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,560
Hell yeah, let's go a bit of a 
dippy dip sauce. 

873
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,080
Already. 
Cheers. 

874
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:40,960
Fish and chips in one bite. 
Hell yeah, Sauce is insane bro. 

875
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,680
But that fish, that flakiness, 
and that beautiful fucking 

876
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:50,560
steamed fish inside. 
So this is not a BBQ dish, but 

877
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,080
you did put BBQ rub in it? 
Yep, and we did hold them in the

878
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,320
Traeger. 
The Traeger. 

879
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Cape Warm function is the 
greatest thing ever invented 

880
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,520
because we do everything 
ourselves here on the show. 

881
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
We cook it before we film and 
then we sit it in there. 

882
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:09,680
You know, the 165 Fahrenheit or 
about 70°C to keep it above food

883
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,160
safe. 
Just holds it beautifully, keeps

884
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,240
it ready. 
Well, a lot of what we do in 

885
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,920
Australia is beer battered fish.
I'd rather this this tastes 

886
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,680
better. 
Well, I think the science behind

887
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,480
batter back in the day was cook 
it in the batter and take the 

888
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,160
batter off because it's 
essentially steaming inside. 

889
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,720
And then they were just like, 
Nah, wait a minute, we can make 

890
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,680
this batter something that you 
eat. 

891
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,920
That's bloody good though. 
They're very good. 

892
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,360
They're fucking excellent. 
I'll tell them I'll be in a 

893
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,400
minute. 
What? 

894
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,840
Come up with my pleasure. 
Good times. 

895
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,960
Support local too. 
Go to your local Fisher, they're

896
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,160
great. 
They're so good I might even do 

897
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,320
a fish this one day after we 
catch our own. 

898
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,840
We'd have to go fishing first. 
Yeah, what's that? 

899
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,960
Righty. 
Hey, let's move on. 

900
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,200
Let's get this show wrapped up 
our fuck up of the week. 

901
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,040
It's not really a fuck up. 
It was posted by I want to 

902
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,120
leave. 
OK, there's no caption. 

903
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,080
What is this? 
Well, the label says a Texas 

904
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,400
turtle burger, but I don't think
you can actually eat turtles 

905
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,960
like that. 
But no, it's a couple of 

906
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,520
sausages wrapped in a burger 
Patty, topped with cheese, then 

907
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,480
wrapped in bacon. 
It's got all the things it's. 

908
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,960
Got all the best things. 
I mean, I would smash. 

909
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,440
I would too. 
It's not really a fuck up, but 

910
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,920
it does look a little bit 
unusual and we're gonna wrap the

911
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,320
show up there. 
Hell yeah. 

912
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,120
Bloody oath we are. 
And if you made it this way. 

913
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,720
Well, you wrap things up. 
I'm gonna keep eating these. 

914
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,280
Righty oh so fish and chips, bro
oh have some fashion shops bro 

915
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,240
you got some meat Oh yeah. 
You know fucking if you made it 

916
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,720
this far, we appreciate you 
Thank you for everything jump in

917
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,720
the DM sending your cooks. 
Let us know what you loved about

918
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,120
meat stock, what you love about 
meat stock coming up. 

919
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,600
And that's still got Sydney to 
go. 

920
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,520
So yeah, jump on, grab your 
tickets, come and check us out 

921
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,040
at Fire Kitchen and like, 
subscribe, do the things and 

922
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,680
we'll see you next Tuesday.
