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Welcome to the Under Season BBQ 
show where we talk about all 

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things. 
Everything BBQ. 

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We do, and we talk about 
everything as well. 

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So if you're new to the show and
into BBQ culture, we talk about 

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low and slow BBQ, we talk about 
live fire, we talk about 

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grilling, and then everything in
between. 

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We talk about pizza, desserts, 
hot dogs. 

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Yeah, anyway, let's fucking go. 
All right, let's see who's doing

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our intro this week. 
Howdy, this is Lu. 

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I'm also known as foodie monster
on TikTok, YouTube and Snapchat.

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I love reviewing restaurants. 
I have a special place in my 

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heart for barbecue and I'm here 
in Dallas, TX. 

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One of the greatest Mecca's for 
BBQ at the Pecan Lodge. 

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One of the iconic spots you have
to visit for barbecue in the 

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Dallas Fort Worth area and 
you're watching the Under Season

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BBQ show. 
Yeah, baby foodie monster coming

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at ya. 
Who's that? 

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That was you. 
So that was Foodie Monster and 

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you spotted it right at the end 
there. 

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I actually took that video at 
Pecan Lodge in Dallas, TX. 

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Hell yeah. 
Home of the mighty Mavericks. 

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So we actually had lunch 
together. 

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This is what foodie monster had.
Some fried chicken, some 

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brisket, some Turkey sausage, 
Mac and cheese. 

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It was good BBQ. 
Hell yeah, they've opted for 

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dinner rolls instead of napkins.
Cheating, cheating. 

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So we also got shown through the
pit yard. 

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It's very old school with some 
crazy looking pits and I haven't

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ever really seen pits like this.
Have you where the the firebox 

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is actually behind the pit? 
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I guess it's just another 
version. 

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I guess ADIY version of an 
offset. 

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Yeah, well, I've never seen the 
smokebox behind the pit before. 

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I guess it's just based off the 
the cabinet smoker mentality in 

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it. 
Yeah, so a big thanks to Foodie 

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Monster for catching up and to 
Pecan Lodge for letting us get 

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behind the scenes and have a 
look at these cool, very well 

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worn in smokers. 
Yeah, and this was on your last 

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trip to Texas where you forgot 
to take me, right? 

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Correct, but those are smokers. 
They look like they're hanging 

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on by thread. 
They look like they've put in 

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some hours, that's for sure. 
All right, let's move on. 

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What do these beautiful people 
have to look forward to in this 

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episode? 
Righto, you need to hold on 

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tight, get all the way to the 
end because we're using leftover

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brisket on the menu. 
We've also got a flight of 

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sausages failed or nailed and 
we've got a conclusion to our 

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currency debate. 
Oh, that blew up. 

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Didn't it? 
That bloody went nuts. 

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Buddy. 
All right, let's move on to our 

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dishes of the week. 
And you called it already. 

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It's a flight of 20 sausages and
it was posted by Smoke Smith 

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Barbecue and they are a craft 
BBQ restaurant, sports bar and 

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Blues joint in Bonnett County, 
Idaho. 

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Wow. 
And they say Sausage Fest Day 2 

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is happening. 
I'm Idaho. 

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What are we looking at? 
Tell me what's going on here. 

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It's a, it's a, it's a hoedown 
sausage fest, mate. 

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So basically they're just 
celebrating everything sausage. 

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That makes what we're into 
great. 

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And you've got 20 different 
variations of beautiful dishes 

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stuffed in tubes. 
So we could do a whole episode 

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on just these sausage flavours, 
but to go over a few the 

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Nashville hot chicken sausage. 
Yum. 

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It's ground chicken and direct 
fire cooked pulled chicken 

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loaded with cayenne pepper, our 
ball chillies, garlic, paprika 

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and then Nashville hot 
seasoning. 

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Once you have Kraft sausages, 
you'll life changes. 

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And the Garbage Plate Sausage is
inspired by Rochester NY's 

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legendary Garbage plate. 
It's ground beef, macaroni 

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salad, home fries, cheddar 
cheese, onions and meat sauce, 

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which is like a bolognese 
together with ketchup, mustard 

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and Frank's red hot sauce. 
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often, but I'd love to walk out 
of there full of sausage. 

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They also have a poutine 
sausage, which is Canada's 

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favorite comfort food. 
It's a beef sausage with cheese 

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curds, beef gravy, French fries,
garlic, onions and savoury 

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herbs. 
Stop it. 

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So we're looking at here a bit 
of butcher's paper and on there 

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is 20 fantastically looking, 
completely different sausages. 

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So it's Sausage Fest 2 and it's 
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For 2026. 
They served 20 different types 

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of sausages, rotating 6 flavours
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weekend. 
Amazing. 

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You would not want to wear that 
hat to a gay bar. 

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It's like mixed signals though, 
because you're into sausage, but

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you're also into America. 
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it's different country to 
country, but yeah, I was very 

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jealous when I started seeing 
all these photos pop up because 

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I was not partaking. 
So Smoke Smith BBQ is serving 

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Texas style barbecue in North 
Idaho. 

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What began with a backyard 
smoker and a love for good food 

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has grown into a local spot 
where community craft and real 

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wood fired flavour come 
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Hell yeah. 
Happy days. 

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Right go give them a follow 
Smoke Smith BBQ. 

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You. 
All right, next. 

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This video was posted by 
Muhammad Noor, and from what I 

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can tell, he's in Egypt and he's
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tandoor oven, but I think they 
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And the flavour comes from the 
fat rendering down onto the 

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colds and then steaming back up 
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Yeah, and there's a pot of 
something down the bottom there 

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too, that's probably going to 
become a side dish or something 

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like that. 
Or it could be full of 

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aromatics. 
But yeah, how good is it? 

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It's a pit. 
That's basically buried in the 

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sand, which would hold the heat 
beautifully and would love to 

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taste that chook. 
I'm going to say that pot at the

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bottom will be full of things, 
something like potatoes. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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All right, so it looks really, 
really cool, but that's not what

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I wanted to show you. 
This is what I wanted to show 

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you. 
Now, Denmark, you're gonna need 

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to blow this out because it's 
pretty brutal. 

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Talk me through what is 
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Well, you got old mate in the in
the before stages here and a 

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very quick efficient way to get 
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There's a bit of a production 
line where the guys are grabbing

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the chooks, bringing them over 
and old mate is, yeah, basically

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committing the the process that 
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It's cancelling those chickens. 
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about vegans watching this show 
anyway, do we? 

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But he's stood. 
In front of all of his friends. 

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Yeah, it's just like, oh shit. 
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of what looks to be hundreds of 
chickens, and the boys are 

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lining up one at a time with 
chicken's neck laid out and he 

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is slicing it with a knife. 
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get your fingers out of the way 
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Well, the chicken's fresh. 
It is. 

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Fresh. 
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final product looks like, this 
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It looks good and that. 
It does look good. 

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Better than the Bachelor's 
handbag you get here in 

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Australia. 
The old Coles Chuck. 

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Yeah, that's it. 
I reckon they need to put them 

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back in those foil bags though. 
I the Chuck in the plastic bag 

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just doesn't have the same, I 
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Like it used to come in that 
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rolled over. 
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Well, I'm not a fan of the 
plastic thing 'cause I just 

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can't seem to get my hands in 
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Yeah, and it's always full of 
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bottom. 
It's just like, oh, it's the 

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forbidden dip. 
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I want you to meet some. 
This is meet the pit master. 

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Meet the pit master you're. 
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video. 
You ready? 

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And it's not Turtle man, it's 
poor trash BBQ right here with 

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today. 
We're selling chicken and ribs 

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today and poor Buck y'all look 
at that chicken, look at them 

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ribs back there. 
Yes yes, y'all come and get it. 

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Come and get it today, $15 a 
plate, $15 a plate DIY till I'm 

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DOA. 
So the Pit master's name is 

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Bubba Sims. 
Bubba Sims. 

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And the video was captioned meat
on the grill. 

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Get ready for you to pull up and
grab a plate. 

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Open at noon until we run out. 
Hell yeah I would. 

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I'd pull up a plate and shout 
out for sure. 

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And Bubba Sims, he's He's 
barbecuing without his shirt on.

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Yeah, I reckon that overhang 
there's caught a few singers in 

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it's time. 
So naturally I went digging and 

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pour trash. 
BBQ. 

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They say day or night, Bubba 
Sims is on the grill. 

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They do $15 meals. 
You can pick between chicken or 

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ribs with two sides. 
They're open on Fridays and 

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Saturdays. 
Hell yeah, he's got it all 

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organised for you. 
So at first I thought that this 

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is just like a prank video, but 
it's legit. 

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They've got their own flags and 
they've got the kids helping 

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them hold up signs out the 
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And they're based in Webster, FL
in the United States. 

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You know why he's cooking from 
home? 

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Because he's got an ankle 
monitor on. 

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Does he? 
Brick and mortar coming soon, 

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just not yet. 
So I actually punched the 

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address in to Google Maps from 
the poster and this came up and 

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it hardly looks like a barbecue 
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It looks like a bit of click 
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It does. 
It looks like a backdrop from 

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The Walking Dead. 
So I punched the address into 

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realtor.com and this house 
popped up and it was last sold 

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for $140,000 in 2005. 
So it's a real location. 

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Yeah. 
But it's off the market, so 

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yeah. 
So I go back to Google Maps and 

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I go for a bit of a better look 
up the road and whammo, it's the

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same place that is poor trash 
barbecue and it doesn't look 

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like a BBQ. 
Joint, No. 

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I'm sure if he did a little bit 
better advertising he'd have a 

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few more people keen to drive 
down that driveway and actually 

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only attend I reckon. 
Well, I'm one step ahead of you,

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right? 
Instead of getting the kids to 

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go outside and hold the signs, 
he needs to crowdfund one of 

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these signs. 
You got plenty of contacts in 

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the neon game mate. 
You could hook a brother. 

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Up. 
So I've taken the liberty of 

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coming up with some signs which 
I think will really put his 

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place on the map. 
Maybe he can do like a GoFundMe.

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Bloody Earth. 
It looks good though, doesn't 

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it? 
It does look really cool, and if

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I saw that on the side of the 
road, not that I drive to 

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Florida too often, but yeah, I'd
fucking pull in. 

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So after he's done the sign, I 
think if there's any money 

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leftover from the GoFundMe, he 
can get a few aprons because 

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those flat spatters on the raw 
belly. 

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Have you ever had a fat splatter
on the raw belly? 

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I have. 
They don't. 

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They don't tickle. 
No, they don't. 

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All right, Bubba Sims. 
Poor trash BBQ. 

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He's on Facebook. 
Just Facebook. 

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Well, that's kind of where I saw
him, so yeah, go give him a 

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follow. 
Poor trash BBQ. 

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Hopefully he can crowdfund one 
of these signs and really get 

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that business humming. 
Get it absolutely cranking all. 

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Right, let's move on. 
Failed or nailed the The segment

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where Jay puts me in the hot 
seat and I have to say failed or

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nailed quick as I can. 
Ready, ready. 

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There's a lot going on. 
There is, but I reckon it's look

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it's nailed. 
I'd try it. 

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Lock it in. 
Lock it in Nailed. 

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All right, this one was posted 
by Open Fire Co and they do 

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cinematic live fire cooking 
events and they're based in New 

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Orleans but take bookings 
worldwide. 

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So being New Orleans, they are 
alligator clause. 

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Well, they look like crocodiles 
because of the colour. 

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So you're close, right? 
Because it would make sense 

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because they're based in New 
Orleans, but these are actually 

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fried crocodile arms crocodiles.
Crocodiles native to Australia. 

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Crocodiles are native to 
Australia, but there's obviously

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crocodiles in South America and 
that sort of thing too. 

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But I reckon these have probably
been farmed and now that you 

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look, they look more like 
crocodile skin than that really 

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dark black alligator that you 
usually get. 

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So they are brined in pickle 
juice and buttermilk and then 

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deep fried in a cast iron. 
Right on the fire, they say. 

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It's so cute how he leaves his 
little gloves on. 

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So instead of chicken wings, 
what about fried crocodile arms?

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They say. 
Would you partake or would you 

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look for the quickest exit? 
Well I've had crocodile meat 

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stock from Fat Boys and it was 
delicious so I would tear this 

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up. 
Well, you know how they do 

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popcorn chicken? 
I've done popcorn crocodile 

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before and it was a Jamie Oliver
recipe and it was fucking 

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amazing. 
Yeah, it sounds good. 

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All right, so those photos and 
these ones, here are some epic 

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photos of Openfy Co in action 
and credit goes to Jess Kearney 

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for these photos. 
Now she is an Australian 

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photographer living in New 
Orleans, travelling the world. 

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So go give them both a follow. 
She's an exceptional 

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photographer. 
Sounds like a terrible gig. 

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You reckon he's also Australian?
He could be. 

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He looks pretty awkward, doesn't
he? 

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He's got the right look about 
him. 

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Yeah, he's definitely got the 
Kempsey Yacoubra going on. 

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But they're based in New 
Orleans. 

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People can jump on planes. 
He's wearing blundstons too 

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mate. 
I reckon he is an expat. 

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All right, go give them both a 
follow. 

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It's really some exceptional 
cookery and photography both at 

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the same time, and they're doing
things outside of the. 

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Box that's in he looks like he's
cooking on the big fuegos there 

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on the on the left hand side 
there Pretty cool times. 

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All right, this next one was 
posted by Distu Guiding and it 

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was titled Oven Baked Brisket 
after an Amazing Trim Job. 

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Fuck, if that's amazing, you 
failed. 

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Is it a failed? 
It's fucking looks like he's 

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about to put it on some fish 
hooks and catch a bass with it 

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mate. 
It's fucking not ready for a 

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smoker, that's for sure. 
So my guess is here that maybe 

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this was before he trimmed it. 
Because I hope so. 

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This is the after. 
Yeah, it's definitely, 

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definitely a pre trim photo. 
So he says I bought a new set of

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knives for better trimming on 
the next one, but this is what 

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it looks like after he's cooked 
it and compared to what he 

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started with it looks decent. 
Looks really good, good bark. 

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So this is the final product. 
It was left uncovered for about 

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13 hours in an oven at 250F 
until it reached 172 internal. 

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Then it was wrapped in parchment
paper till 202 F which took 

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about 6 hours. 
So all up, he cooked this thing 

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for nearly 20 hours in the oven.
Jeez, he's sliced with the grain

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too, so if he had to go on the 
other way it would look better. 

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But yeah, I mean bucks still 
would smash. 

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So he says he let it rest in the
oven on a lower temp at 150 F 

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until the meat reached 150F. 
Does that make sense to you? 

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It doesn't seem like it'd be 
cooked through. 

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No. 
So what he's saying is he took 

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the brisket to 202, he then 
turned the oven right down to 

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150 and then he let the 
temperature of the brisket come 

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down until it hit the 
temperature of the oven at 1:50 

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and then he took it out. 
OK, that's a very long hold by 

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the sound of it, as we know is 
all the rage. 

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Yes, so the long holds are all 
the rage, but he only rested his

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for two hours. 
That's what it took to come down

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to 150. 
And then he sliced it, you 

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guessed it, with the grain. 
And All in all, it ended up 

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taking 21 hours. 
Jesus, might as well just round 

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it out to 24 mate. 
Fucking put it on dinner time 

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one day, I have it ready for the
next. 

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But look, compared to what he 
started with, you said it was 

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failed, but it turned out to be.
Got catfished and it was nailed.

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Well done, All right, we need to
watch this one first. 

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It was posted by Foodie Fetish, 
not their video. 

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There's no credit for it either,
but let's watch. 

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Go all. 
Right. 

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All right, don't touch that, 
buddy. 

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Can't touch. 
Where's the heat source? 

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So in the description it said 
the bottom took one for the team

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so the meat side could be 
absolutely perfect. 

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Is this perfect to you? 
Is this failed or nailed? 

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That's failed because they've 
gone too long and you can just 

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tell by how much the meat has 
pulled away from the leg bones 

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and there's a bit of top of the 
heads missing. 

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It's just so overcooked that 
it's, yeah, I don't know, man, 

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That looks like they've just 
tried to do too much. 

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You've sometimes you just got to
choose if you want really nice 

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smoky low cooked pork or 
crackling. 

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Well, they've got the crackling 
pretty good. 

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Yeah, they have got the 
crackling pretty good, but. 

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It's come at the expense of the 
bottom, yeah. 

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Exactly right. 
Crackling's a garnish in my 

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opinion. 
I'm all about that juicy pulk. 

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Well, look, I'd still eat it, 
but are you going to have 

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failed? 
Well, considering what it could 

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have been, it's got to be a 
fail. 

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Well. 
It's like a coin toss. 

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One side looks fine, the other 
side looks terrible. 

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Yeah, well, you're not going to 
sit there and enter this into a 

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competition and think you've 
nailed it, are you? 

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You know what it is, that top 
bit is burnt because the top of 

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that, when he lifts the lid off,
that's where you put the heat. 

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You watch when they lift the lid
off. 

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Yeah, it looks like it's covered
in sand, but now that you look 

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at it, it's probably that's all 
that's all spent charcoal. 

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They've had the top too hot 
anyway. 

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Could be delicious. 
Those little box things, good. 

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I can't remember what they're 
called, but they they do a good 

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job. 
Well, you wouldn't get the flare

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ups that, you know, we've all 
seen too many times where you 

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get 19 hours into a 20 hour 
whole hog cook and that flying 

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when you take the top off just 
gets that little bit too much 

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oxygen. 
All of a sudden you've got a fat

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fire and a fucked hog. 
The one thing I am scared of in 

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barbecue in general is whole 
hogs. 

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I've seen so many catch fire and
once they catch fire, you can't 

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get them out. 
I've never seen a successful 

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whole hog cook. 
I've seen plenty of fucked ones.

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All right, let's move on to 
talking points now. 

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Do you remember these? 
Our good friend from the 

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Netherlands, Marcel, he got a 
pair for us. 

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They're up on the wall in the 
studio and they're called 

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Gerkenstocks, or you call them 
Crockels, and they were created 

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by a creative agency called 
Studio VIJF890 for Kezbeki, 

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which is a big brand of Pickles 
in the Netherlands. 

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I do remember them because I 
also have a pair and they are my

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walk out to the clothesline 
shoes. 

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Oh, you don't wear them out to 
the shops. 

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I do sometimes but they're 
permanently out the back and the

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wife and I just wear them when 
we have to walk out on the wet 

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grass to do tend to the laundry.
I've got a pair of Crocs at 

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every door mate. 
But these are the the back door 

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ones. 
These are the back door ones 

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because they live in the 
undercover area where the 

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barbecues are, so they they suit
the place a bit better. 

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Do you cook BBQ with them on? 
Sometimes. 

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Yeah, they're functional 
Function over fashion, bro. 

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So they say what started as a 
silly little idea on a sour day 

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turned into a bright green 
summer hit a pickle inspired 

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sandal that got everyone talking
and walking. 

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And they're great. 
They're well made too. 

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The one thing I don't like about
them is they don't have the the 

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all terrain strap like Crocs do 
so they can slip off your feet 

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when you gotta get a bit of pace
up. 

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When you need to run. 
You gotta put your when. 

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It's raining laundry. 
It's raining. 

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Yeah, it's raining. 
Fucking, you know, mid North 

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Coast rain. 
You get 20 mil in 20 seconds up 

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here, so you gotta get that 
washing off quick. 

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Smart. 
But then these pickle inspired 

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croc esque shoes found their way
into my feed and they are by 

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Grillo's Pickles. 
Hmm, completely different take. 

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I like it. 
Hmm. 

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So what are we looking at? 
We're looking at some 3 

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dimensional pickle croc. 
They actually look like a 

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crocodile too with the fucking a
little vent there looks like the

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eye. 
Well, they haven't just printed 

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the Pickles on top of the shoes,
they've actually made the shoes 

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in the shape of the pickle. 
They certainly have. 

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All right, so Grillos Pickles, 
they're a big deal. 

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They've got 700,000 followers, 
they sponsor a NASCAR, they've 

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done major collabs with pickle 
flavoured beer, with Pabst 

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beers. 
They're a big deal. 

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They are a big deal and I'm 
ashamed to call myself a pickle 

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connoisseur cause up until today
I'd never heard of them. 

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I'm. 
Sure. 

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Don't quote me, but I would say 
they're the biggest thing in 

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Pickles in the United States. 
Yeah, it's a big cold all. 

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Right. 
They even had their own Grillos 

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pickle store located in New York
selling Pickles merch. 

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And if you look close there, 
they even have free pickle rides

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out the front. 
You can ride a pickle. 

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Be careful you say that too 
mate, especially if you say hey 

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kids come and ride my pickle. 
So back to the task at hand now.

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Who came first? 
Like who inspired who? 

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I want to know. 
I reckon that the Gherkin stocks

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came first because then these 
guys Grillos have taken the idea

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and run a little bit further. 
Alright, so the Gherkin stock 

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from Amsterdam in the 
Netherlands launched in July 

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2025 and they were 1499 in 
euros. 

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But also, you've got to remember
Netherlands, home of the clog, 

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bro. 
You know, they obviously 

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invented it. 
Alright, but the pickle slide by

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Grillos Pickles from Boston, USA
released theirs in June 2026 at 

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75 bucks a pair and they build 
it as the launch of the world's 

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first pickle slides. 
You know, it's dumb. 

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They've got the shoe size in 
small, medium, large XL and it's

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like what the fuck is that? 
Then down the bottom they've got

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a size chart. 
Just have those fucking numbers 

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there. 
Don't make me do my own research

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75. 
Bucks. 

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It's like 150 Aussie, that's 
more than real. 

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Crocs bro. 
And they said it was the world's

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first pickle slides. 
I don't don't think they were. 

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Pickle slide sounds like a dance
move. 

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So look in my research it turns 
out Kazbeki did it first and 

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they're around 5 times. 
Cheaper, but who did it better? 

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Oh yeah. 
Grillos. 

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Hit the link. 
Hit the pole. 

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This is the pole for the week. 
Grillos, send us some of these. 

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We'll replace these. 
Sorry Marcel, but we'll put the 

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the pickle. 
The other Grillos is our new 

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thing. 
APAB all Pickles are beautiful. 

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00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,360
But if you don't give us any 
Grillos, these stay. 

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00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:48,920
Yeah, JS and XL. 
Alright, stirring the pot we the

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00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,600
comments are coming in so thick 
and far I just had to ignore 

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them. 
Back on the news of Pickles, Jay

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started another argument on the 
Internet and was completely 

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overwhelmed. 
So we did a segment a couple of 

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weeks ago about naming a $100 
Australian note and it caused 

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00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,440
quite the fucking kerfuffle. 
It sure did. 

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00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,680
This was in a day, mind you, on 
three platforms. 

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Now, I clearly said I don't want
any other fucking options. 

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00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,880
Like it was pretty clear. 
Yeah. 

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So 7000 people gave us their 
impassioned, deeply ingrained, 

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everybody calls it that. 
I can't believe you don't call 

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it this in the comments. 
I was getting answers in my 

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00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,880
inbox, which is not really 
directly affiliated to the under

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00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,200
seasoned inbox because people 
like they were probably trying 

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to send you a message and it was
just like computer go Burr. 

449
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,240
Many comments. 
Yeah, that's ridiculous. 

450
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,800
All right, so we've got a 
decision to make here. 

451
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,080
What I've done is I've compiled 
all these comments, I've given 

452
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,680
it to AIAI, has compiled each of
the notes and the top choices 

453
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,120
based on the comments. 
So it's not even our opinion 

454
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,520
anymore, it's everyone else's 
combined collective opinion. 

455
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,440
It is. 
There you go. 

456
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,960
They've crunched the numbers and
come up with this. 

457
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,560
All right, so let's jump into it
here. 

458
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,320
We're going to start with the $5
note, like we opened a can of 

459
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,680
worms here. 
So the $5 note, the number one 

460
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,960
pick was the Stuart Diver. 
The Stuart Diver fiver correct? 

461
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,200
And I've just realised 
something. 

462
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,720
That note probably needs 
updating because we haven't had 

463
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,560
a queen in nearly two years. 
Well, that's the brand new note 

464
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,840
at the top. 
Really. 

465
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,640
That's the new one, no? 
Shit, so the. 

466
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,760
One at the bottom's the old one,
and the one at the top's the new

467
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,040
one. 
They're both in circulation. 

468
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,840
What about King Charles? 
How does he feel about that? 

469
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,200
It was probably already done 
before him, probably. 

470
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,280
So the number one pick after 
Stuart Diver was Prawn followed 

471
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,840
by Pink Lady. 
What do you prefer? 

472
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,400
I fucking haven't eaten many 
pink prawns mate. 

473
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,840
Well, it's similar in colour to 
the new fibre, more so than it 

474
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,280
is to the old five, I mean. 
Oh. 

475
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,440
If you squint, maybe. 
But I like the pink lady because

476
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,040
it's, it's, it's double, 
meaning, you know, it's a pink 

477
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,080
note with a lady on it. 
And then the Pink Lady Apple is 

478
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,040
one of our most popular apple 
varieties. 

479
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,720
So are we going to lock in Pink 
Lady? 

480
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,040
I reckon. 
But you know what about pink 

481
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,680
ladies? 
You fucking go to the 

482
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,600
supermarket, they're not pink 
either. 

483
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,240
What do you mean? 
They're fucking like yellow with

484
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,920
a red blemish. 
Right. 

485
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,080
So what are we going for? 
You gotta make a make an 

486
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,080
executive decision here. 
Fucking pink lady, let's do it. 

487
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,000
All right, look in pink lady. 
So fives are now known as pink 

488
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,760
ladies. 
The thing to remember is that 

489
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,600
we've got 2 notes, an old one 
and a new one, and the new ones 

490
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,640
has slightly different colours. 
So when you're picking, you need

491
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,040
to kind of take that into 
account. 

492
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,120
Now the $10 note was called the 
blue swimmer or the blueberry or

493
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,080
the blue tongue. 
The number one comment was the 

494
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,920
blue swimmer and you can eat 
them. 

495
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,200
So it kind of matches our 
theory. 

496
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,400
What do you think? 
Blue swimmer or blueberry? 

497
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,920
You can't eat a blue tongue. 
Well, I'd always refer to these 

498
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,040
as Budgie and the pineapples 
were Canaries, but I really do 

499
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,440
like the blue swimmer. 
Right. 

500
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,120
Yeah. 
So blue swimmer, $10 note. 

501
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,080
Lock it in. 
Done. 

502
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,600
All right. 
Now, this one went down like a 

503
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,640
lead balloon. 
Now the Red Back was the most 

504
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,400
popular name in the comments, 
but you can't eat them. 

505
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,160
And they're not that fucking red
either. 

506
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,400
The $20 notes, they're pretty 
fucking orange to me. 

507
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,240
Look, I'm gonna go for lobster. 
I don't think you can eat a red 

508
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,640
back. 
It needs to be a lobster. 

509
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,560
Maybe we should put a red back 
on the menu. 

510
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,400
See if you can. 
You gonna do that? 

511
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,040
Eat a red Back. 
No no, this one was a landslide.

512
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,440
It's definitely a lobster. 
Righty, I say lobster. 

513
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,120
Lock it in now. 
Next was pineapple for the $50 

514
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,680
note and it wasn't even close. 
Unanimously, pineapple won. 

515
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,640
A $50 note is a pineapple. 
There wasn't even any argument 

516
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,600
about this. 
That's it. 

517
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,520
And the way inflation's going, a
pineapple will set you back 50 

518
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,960
bucks. 
Right, so last and by far the 

519
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,360
most controversial, we had over 
20 different names in the 

520
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,760
comments for $100 notes. 
People were very impassioned by 

521
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,480
this. 
Now the number one pick was a 

522
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,960
greenback. 
No, it can't be called a fucking

523
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,840
greenback. 
The greenback is a name for 

524
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,200
American currency. 
I know as it is, even if you 

525
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,360
watch the news, if there's 
anyone out there that still does

526
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:55,320
that and they go to the currency
exchange, they'll always say the

527
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,280
dollar was down on the 
greenback, which is referring to

528
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,120
the Stock Exchange and, you 
know, American money. 

529
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,720
So it ain't a greenback. 
Right. 

530
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,840
So I think what's happened is 
Australians have gone, it's 

531
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,760
green in their head, they've 
heard the term a lot and they've

532
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,600
just called it a greenback. 
But we, we can't call it a 

533
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,520
greenback. 
It's an American term. 

534
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,960
We need an Australian term. 
Now the other ones were avocado 

535
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,920
#1 the Granny Smith apple. 
But there's already a fucking 

536
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,560
apple, so we can't double up on 
apples. 

537
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,080
The lettuce, which was one of 
Beck's ideas, and the pickle, 

538
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,400
which was my idea. 
But then we also had the 

539
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,120
watermelon and the cabbage and 
the Don Bradman, who was a 

540
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,480
cricketer, but you can't eat 
him. 

541
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:35,280
I like the Don Bradman though, 
the 100 not out, but yeah, 

542
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,080
although he was 99 not out, 
wasn't he? 

543
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,520
I'm not sure talking about who 
the fuck likes cricket anyway? 

544
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,400
Nah, don's out. 
I do like the avocado just 

545
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,800
'cause it's got sort of the 
yellow flesh in there. 

546
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,920
But yeah, I mean, pickle. 
Pickle didn't get the traction 

547
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,600
we thought it would. 
No it didn't. 

548
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,760
And if anything, the lettuce was
a real strong one because 

549
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,000
someone was saying in the 
comments that if you open your 

550
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,600
wallet and you've got a lot of 
$100 notes in there, you've got 

551
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,280
a salad. 
Wouldn't fucking know. 

552
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,160
Right. 
So look, this is where we are 

553
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,680
stuck. 
We can't make this call. 

554
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,320
This is bigger than us. 
Look, I reckon we need to call 

555
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,600
on some heavy hitters of the the
Australian social media scene 

556
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,680
and we're gonna have to palm 
this off to someone else. 

557
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,880
Yeah, I feel like we've gone as 
far as our talents can take us. 

558
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,840
That's exactly right. 
So. 

559
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,280
The Baron, The Baron, the Mayor 
of Banter Nath. 

560
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,280
This is up to. 
You. 

561
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,800
He needs to decide. 
Avocado, Granny Smith, lettuce, 

562
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,720
pickle, watermelon, cabbage. 
They're the choices. 

563
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,280
I'll tell you one thing. 
The man does not like salad. 

564
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,520
So lettuce is gone. 
Pickle's probably gone. 

565
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,880
I'm not sure if he even, like, 
likes any vegetable. 

566
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,080
He loves a cucumber born dry, 
though, by the way. 

567
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,280
But yeah, Baron, this is on you,
brother. 

568
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,600
Right. 
And if Baron's not going to do 

569
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,320
it, then Volk has to do it. 
Well, he knows a lot about 

570
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,280
having lots of money, so yeah. 
He's probably seen a few of 

571
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,000
these. 
Yeah, that's it. 

572
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,320
He's probably sitting there 
wiping his tears with them right

573
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,880
now, all. 
Right, so someone needs to end 

574
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,760
this controversy. 
We've called all the others, but

575
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,080
we need to officially lock in 
the hundreds bigger than us. 

576
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,280
That's exactly right. 
Rodeo, the Baron or Volk when 

577
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,280
you please chip in, tell us what
it is, and then we'll just lock 

578
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,680
that one into. 
Bloody ice. 

579
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,000
All right, let's move on. 
That was a lot of comments. 

580
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,280
It was. 
I just, I got to be honest, I 

581
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,840
started to freak out because as 
I was replying to people, there 

582
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,560
was 10 more comments. 
Yeah, Jay's phone didn't come 

583
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,200
off the charger all weekend and 
I. 

584
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,280
Fucked up real bad because one 
guy said a watermelon and the 

585
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,320
first time someone said a 
watermelon I was just like 

586
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,360
watermelons aren't fucking green
they're red. 

587
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,040
Like the inside's red but I 
didn't realise the outside's 

588
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,640
green. 
Yeah, well, obviously. 

589
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,240
So after that I just put the 
phone down. 

590
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,680
I was like I can't deal, I 
can't. 

591
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,120
Like I didn't even like he. 
There's probably 10,000 comments

592
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,960
on that calling me a fuck wit 
but I'm just not looking 

593
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,680
anymore. 
Good times. 

594
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,040
Anyway, Jay's been under the 
bus. 

595
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,840
He's going to throw me under the
bus now for Rate My BBQ. 

596
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,480
OK, so this BBQ platter was sent
in to us by Christian Stevenson 

597
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,600
AKA DJ BBQ. 
He is a pioneer of UK low and 

598
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,480
slow BBQ. 
He's a author, a host, a dead 

599
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,360
set legend and I do believe I've
got his cookbook up right behind

600
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,360
me. 
You sure do. 

601
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,400
He's done a few. 
He's done a couple. 

602
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,160
So he says. 
We hosted A cookout down in 

603
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Christchurch with Chris, also 
known as Big Nose from Origin 

604
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,800
Barbecue in the historic Saxon 
town of Christchurch in Dorset, 

605
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,120
England. 
Wow. 

606
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,800
So the platter was 17 hour, 
cooked low and slow pork 

607
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,000
shoulder with apricot tea jam, 
glazed pork belly bites and 

608
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,360
homemade hot links. 
Yum. 

609
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:32,000
The platter also featured 
Grandma's tomato pie, baby back 

610
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,400
ribs, chicken thighs with 
Alabama white sauce, crack Mac 

611
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,120
and cheese and Carolina gold 
dipping sauce. 

612
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,120
He says love your work, go fast 
and take chances. 

613
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,120
He wants you to rate his BBQ. 
He's got no brisket on there 

614
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,720
bro. 
Is that an automatic markdown or

615
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,160
what? 
Not really. 

616
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,520
Listen to me talk like I've got 
credentials. 

617
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,040
I think when it comes to these 
platters at the moment, 

618
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,760
brisket's a real tough one 
because people expect it to be 

619
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,840
cheap. 
It's not cheap anymore. 

620
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,240
It's very labour intensive to 
cook. 

621
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,880
It's very hard to make margin 
out of it. 

622
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,960
I if I had a barbecue joint, I'd
be pushing people away from 

623
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,440
brisket as much as I could 
because it's basically become a 

624
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,080
loss leader. 
And also, too, we're going to 

625
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,880
treat this the way you judge 
ABA, and you're only going to 

626
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,840
judge what's on the platter, not
what's off the platter. 

627
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,280
You're making your own rules up 
now. 

628
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,480
I'm talking like I know what I'm
doping about and. 

629
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,920
He needs a score. 
No, it's going to be an 8.9. 

630
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,520
Solid score. 
Solid looking tray mate. 

631
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,240
All right, he also sent us in 
these images and they cooked at 

632
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,600
Edfest featuring Iron Maiden for
the band itself and for 1000 

633
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,600
VIPs they did aged beef 
cheeseburgers, grilled bouvette 

634
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,240
with salsa Verde and grilled 
chicken thighs with Alabama 

635
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,120
white sauce and 21 hour smoked 
pulled pork that was on the menu

636
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,840
for the VIPs. 
I love how the menu is basically

637
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,840
themed around Iron Maiden songs.
It's great all. 

638
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,560
Right. 
And this is how the night ended.

639
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,720
And there's something about a 
festival, outdoors, beautiful 

640
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,640
weather, they've got a fantastic
sunset here. 

641
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,480
Your favorite bands at the time 
when you're experiencing that, 

642
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,040
you just don't really realise 
how special it is. 

643
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,600
Like anyone can go to a stadium 
with a roof and you kind of 

644
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,000
don't get that right 
environment. 

645
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,040
But a beautiful sunset with your
favorite bands, hanging out with

646
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,640
your mates, there's something 
special about that. 

647
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,760
Well you got to think though, 
this is Iron Maiden bro. 

648
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,920
There's probably 70% to probably
more. 

649
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,600
A lot of these people here are 
probably at a bucket list 

650
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,120
concert. 
You know Iron Maiden. 

651
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,840
I've seen them live here in 
Australia years ago. 

652
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,200
They bring the fucking ruckus, 
bro. 

653
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,200
They're amazing. 
Yeah, the fact that you're 

654
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,200
probably cooking for people 
there that are basically they're

655
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,000
doing something they've always 
wanted to do. 

656
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,280
They'd be so receptive and so 
appreciative and just buzzing. 

657
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,000
I reckon that'd be a sick 
experience to cook for this. 

658
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240
I agree, but here's a little 
twist to it. 

659
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,880
I said before he also had to 
cook for the band, so apparently

660
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,840
at the end they had to serve 
Iron Maiden Bacon Sammies in 

661
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,160
shitty white bread when they 
came off the stage. 

662
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Probably just say comfort food. 
Apparently it's a tradition. 

663
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,880
Oh really? 
Yeah, bacon sammies though in 

664
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,480
the UK they just hit different. 
They're so good. 

665
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,040
Well I could be completely wrong
but my guess is the first time 

666
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,280
they played in the UK they 
probably had a bacon sandwich. 

667
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,360
Thought it was fucking great and
now they always want bacon 

668
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,400
sandwiches. 
Well, they're from the UK, so. 

669
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,000
But The thing is, is the guy, 
Bruce Dickinson, the lead 

670
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,840
singer, he's got a doctorate in 
Egyptian studies and Iron Maiden

671
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,640
get around the world in their 
own 747 that he pilots. 

672
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,960
Yeah, so he likes to fly 
aeroplanes as well. 

673
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,520
Yeah, I've seen a 757 with him 
flying up with Iron Maiden on 

674
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,000
the side. 
Yeah, pretty cool. 

675
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,840
But bacon sandwiches? 
Yeah, bloody. 

676
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,360
Shitty white bread sick. 
All right, thanks to DJ BBQ for 

677
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,640
sending that one in to. 
US. 

678
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,960
Hell yeah, yeah. 
OK, so we've got a bit of news 

679
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,760
and this is also from the UK. 
Now, do you remember this photo?

680
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,520
No, what? 
I don't. 

681
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,960
I would've remembered a dog 
getting take away by some 

682
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,680
balloons. 
All right, this is a photo of 

683
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,800
Mon Horn look from Uncle Han's 
barbecue in London in the UK and

684
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,800
he is doing Asian inspired BBQ 
pop ups. 

685
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,320
Now the reason why you might not
remember is because I think I 

686
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,040
featured him on the show with 
Jess Prog. 

687
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,920
Well, that'd fucking be why. 
All right, so the food he was 

688
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,280
doing in these pop ups was 
exceptional because he was 

689
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:18,040
blending American BBQ with Asian
flavours and he did a 40, 48 

690
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,680
hour brined and then smoked duck
and he also did beef ribs with a

691
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,960
chili crisp. 
And he trained under John Bates 

692
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,520
at Interstellar. 
Well, there you go sick. 

693
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,360
So this was sent to us by 
Intranota and he is a pitmaster 

694
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,800
at the soon to be opened Hans 
Barbecue and they are getting a 

695
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,720
bricks and mortar and the name 
has been shortened to Han which 

696
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,080
is really cool. 
And this is all we know at the 

697
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,920
moment. 
So Intranota is one of Hans 

698
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,720
pitmasters going to be working 
at the restaurant and they just 

699
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,280
got the sign done. 
But that's all we know for now. 

700
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,080
Oh, there's a bit of. 
But while we wait, that sign 

701
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,200
that was hand painted was hand 
painted by Nick Morley from 

702
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,680
Morley Signs. 
And he's a freelance London sign

703
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,800
writer and it looks like from 
his Instagram and he had tons 

704
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,400
more of these that he has done 
nearly every restaurant in 

705
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,120
London. 
So go give him a follow too, 

706
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,720
because they're all hand 
painted. 

707
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,360
He's a busy boy. 
Every restaurant in London. 

708
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,120
Jeez. 
And now Hans. 

709
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,840
Now Hans, I just scrolled 
through. 

710
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,120
There was this one restaurant 
after another after another. 

711
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,000
It's almost like getting your 
restaurant name hand painted by 

712
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,600
him is kind of like a Ryder 
passage. 

713
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Fucking do it. 
I love hand painted. 

714
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,680
All right, let's move on to the 
recipe of the week. 

715
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,520
And that was a lot. 
And I'm hungry now. 

716
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,600
And you've got something special
for. 

717
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,000
Me we do, mate. 
We're using some leftover 

718
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,440
brisket and we're going to turn 
them into some little tortilla 

719
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,480
cups which you can cook a heap 
up on a Sunday over and then 

720
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,400
have them cold for lunch through
the week. 

721
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,280
So this is breakfast. 
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 

722
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,320
Baby leftover brisket. 
Breakfast. 

723
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,680
Leftover brisket breakfast. 
Baby. 

724
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,120
All right, run me through what's
happening here. 

725
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,600
Righto. 
So we've got our angry 

726
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,480
ingredients all sort of chopped 
up to the same consistency. 

727
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,800
Then I've got myself three eggs,
which once I added everything 

728
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560
in, I realized I needed more. 
So I actually put five eggs in 

729
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,240
this whole thing. 
I've seasoned them with a bit of

730
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,040
tahin and some some hot sauce. 
Then what I've done, I've mixed 

731
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,800
all that up to sort of be the 
same consistency of what you'd 

732
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,960
do with a scrambled egg or 
something like that. 

733
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,880
And I've literally just chucked 
everything else in the mix. 

734
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,480
So I've got our leftover 
brisket, our jalapeno, our 

735
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,120
cheese, and our chopped bacon. 
Then what I've done, I've got my

736
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,320
muffin tin and I've got myself 
some little flour Taco tortillas

737
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,159
and I've just put them in there,
squashed them down, got to the 

738
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:29,320
six tortilla. 
I realised that if I microwaved 

739
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,880
the tortilla first, it was heaps
easier to get into the mould 

740
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,320
without breaking it. 
Then I've just basically poured 

741
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,000
them in. 
You don't want to go too sort of

742
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,639
heavy on how much you put in 
there because it does swell up a

743
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:43,600
bit and you don't want it to 
overflow and make you smoke it 

744
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,440
even dirtier than what it 
already is. 

745
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,120
So yeah, Chuck them in the 
Traeger at about 400 Fahrenheit.

746
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,000
Yeah, about 40 minutes later, 
mate, we got these beautiful 

747
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,719
little breakfast cups. 
Tortillas, eggs, jalapenos. 

748
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,320
It's bacon. 
Cheese, brisket, Tajin, hot 

749
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,760
sauce, hot sauce. 
You can make this up as you go. 

750
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,880
Throw whatever rub you want in 
there. 

751
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,760
Yeah, just go hard with it. 
But basically you cook a heap of

752
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,360
these up, you leave them in the 
fridge, you just eat them cold 

753
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,480
the next day. 
I mean, I was cooking heaps and 

754
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,920
I was going down the Surly's and
painting the joint out and I 

755
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,400
didn't want to buy lunch 
everyday. 

756
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,920
Just smash a heap of these mate.
All killer, no filler. 

757
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,400
Righty, I bring it out. 
Let's see what you got. 

758
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:36,240
Oh, these look good. 
Going to go a bit of chooks hot 

759
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:43,800
sauce too mate for me. 
So it's like a Mexican quiche? 

760
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,160
Pretty much, man. 
But I just like to use the 

761
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,520
tortillas instead of our pastry,
which I love so much. 

762
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,240
It's just a little bit better 
for you. 

763
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,000
You know, you can get a few good
different tortillas out there 

764
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,760
now. 
They've got some keto wraps and 

765
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,480
that sort of thing if you're 
worried about your calories and 

766
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,800
all that sort of thing. 
Yeah. 

767
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,960
So you can cut down on the 
carbs. 

768
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,520
Pretty much. 
And once you get these tortillas

769
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,440
smoked and crunchy on the edges,
they're bloody fantastic. 

770
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,440
Give ourselves a cheese. 
Cheese bra. 

771
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,360
A lot lighter than pastry, which
is a good thing. 

772
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,880
Yeah, it doesn't deliver that 
beautiful butteriness as pastry 

773
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,840
does, but heaps better for you. 
And I think it sort of matches 

774
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,480
the flavor profile better of the
Taco ingredients. 

775
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,360
The briskets, great. 
The bacons, great. 

776
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,600
The jalapenos? 
Go with it. 

777
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,040
Cheese egg. 
I like the lightness. 

778
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,640
Sometimes you have a quiche and 
the pastry's just too fucking 

779
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,280
thick, whereas this is really 
thin. 

780
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,040
So it's actually more about the 
ingredients than it is about the

781
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,440
casing. 
That's it. 

782
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,000
When I cooked them earlier, I 
took one upstairs to the office 

783
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,720
and gave it to Annette. 
And you know, I talked it up a 

784
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,080
bit and she took a bite and she 
went. 

785
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,440
It's just a fucking cache. 
If my grandma had wheels, she'd 

786
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,880
be a bike. 
How's that saying go? 

787
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,080
The classic video of when the 
lady's trying to compare the 

788
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,120
Italian dish to the British 
carbonara and he just hits her 

789
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,280
with the fuck. 
If my grandma had wheels, she'd 

790
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,920
be a bike. 
It's really good. 

791
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,160
I'm into it all about those 
Sunday Arbo feeds that can carry

792
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,000
you through the week. 
All right, so if you want to 

793
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,760
make a quiche and you want to 
make it healthier and tastier. 

794
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,360
That's the goat, that's it. 
But yeah, as I said, I'm all 

795
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,120
about these lunch box fillers, 
mate. 

796
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,720
You put these in the kids lunch 
box, they're bloody good. 

797
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,480
Sorry, I'm having another one. 
Hook in smashing that hot sauce 

798
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,080
too mate. 
That's flavourful. 

799
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,760
Chooks. 
Almighty OG. 

800
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,960
I'm into it. 
Where's chooks from? 

801
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,040
We met him, well, I met him down
in Gippsland meat stock. 

802
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,720
Pretty sure it's down. 
Vico. 

803
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,640
It's good. 
It's got Vegemite in it. 

804
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,840
I really like it. 
It's right on the limit of heat 

805
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,240
for me, right? 
If you've got a couple of 

806
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,680
growing kids and you wanted to 
give them something on the way 

807
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,280
out the door and they love a bit
of flavour. 

808
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,800
Or your own lunch box. 
Yeah, that's it. 

809
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,880
See, the theory is you make 
these and you just eat them 

810
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,160
through the week. 
But the reality is you cook them

811
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,840
and you fucking just smash them 
that night. 

812
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,960
You eat them all. 
Bloody oath. 

813
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,400
All right, let's. 
Move on to the end of the show 

814
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,760
and if you've lasted this long, 
we deserve a like. 

815
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,720
A like and a subscribe. 
Fuck it, hit us with the double 

816
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,280
double like, no like and 
subscribe. 

817
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,200
You know 2 bits of generosity. 
You heard the man. 

818
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,560
All right, I'm going to play a 
video for you next for our fuck 

819
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,800
up of the week and you're going 
to narrate it. 

820
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,360
For me, I'm going to try my 
best. 

821
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,960
All right, let's go. 
Righto, we've got old mate there

822
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,720
with a bit of silver service 
coming up. 

823
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,800
Ohh geez, what's going on there?
Look at his knife, it's a sword 

824
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,960
with a fucking antler for a 
handle. 

825
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,280
Looks like he's got like a 
chicken fried steak, massive cut

826
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,560
of steak, still very pink in the
middle. 

827
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,480
It's cooked it hot because it's 
very grey at the top there too. 

828
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,160
But yeah, he's slicing it up to 
order and I can hear the 

829
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,040
comments now, mate. 
Oh, it's still mowing. 

830
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,360
A good vet can bring that thing 
back to life. 

831
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,480
But yeah, it looks like it's a 
bit of cheap, a huge big prime 

832
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,840
rib chicken fried steak style. 
And yeah, it's not cooked 

833
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,240
through. 
So she's that's not rare, that's

834
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,640
raw. 
It is raw. 

835
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,360
It definitely is, yeah. 
I mean, it comes down to when 

836
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,000
you watch Alfred Gurney's live 
fire videos, you got to be 

837
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,760
careful with cooking too hot 
because what it can do is it can

838
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,320
sear the meat and then the the 
basically the heat won't 

839
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,800
penetrate anywhere further past 
the seared section. 

840
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,640
So I reckon that's what's 
happened here. 

841
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,480
They fried it too fucking hot 
and they probably should have 

842
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,200
reversed seared it before they 
crumbed and fried it anyway. 

843
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,800
But yeah, I mean, he hasn't 
burnt the crumb, so he's. 

844
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,160
Fried it correctly? 
Do you reckon he's fried it? 

845
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,400
It's got to be deep fried bro. 
I'd say it is too. 

846
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,280
Yeah, I mean, the crumb is just 
too well, consistently cooked 

847
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,880
and well held together. 
All right, so it was posted by 

848
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,480
Tom Bowler player and they said 
for. 

849
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,720
Discussion look, the mums are 
all leaving. 

850
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,960
He's put the fucking knife in 
the board and everyone's going 

851
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,040
fuck this, we're. 
Out. 

852
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,520
So the steak itself here it, I 
don't think it's rare, I don't 

853
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,480
think it's fucking blue. 
I think it's raw. 

854
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,480
Yeah, that's it. 
And is it deep fried? 

855
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,560
It's got to be the crumb is too 
consistently cooked. 

856
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,640
Right. 
So something else you missed 

857
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:12,480
that apron, that little? 
That's unfortunate. 

858
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,840
There's a little chef's hat on 
his. 

859
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,680
Apron that has an unusual shape 
that just so happens to be 

860
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,280
poorly placed. 
Yes, the old Bishop. 

861
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,240
There, he's making an appearance
all right, but full marks for 

862
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,600
the knife. 
Yeah, that's it. 

863
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,160
You wouldn't be able to. 
Use that in Melbourne. 

864
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,320
You'd have to put that in the 
amnesty bin, all right. 

865
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,080
And this one has a antlers. 
Yeah, it's got like. 

866
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,200
A antlers handle, yeah. 
It's pretty cool. 

867
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,640
Well, look, I don't know how I 
feel about it. 

868
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,320
Maybe. 
The beef is good enough quality 

869
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,360
that you can eat it like that 
and it's completely fine. 

870
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,760
I actually like the idea of 
chicken fried steak. 

871
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,280
I actually love it. 
But that's like an inch and a 

872
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,680
half thick. 
It's almost chicken. 

873
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,800
Fried steak, beef Tatar, isn't 
it? 

874
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,920
Or beef tataki. 
OK, you know how they say. 

875
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,200
So flame the beef and it's still
sort of raw. 

876
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,560
But I don't know. 
I'm not sure a steaks that thick

877
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,120
meant to be designed like that. 
Like eaten like that, I don't 

878
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,280
know. 
I wouldn't find it. 

879
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,160
Appealing personally, but then 
again I didn't need it so I 

880
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,720
wouldn't have a fucking clue. 
Yeah, that's it. 

881
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,880
Jump in the comments. 
Let us know. 

882
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,960
All right, that wraps up this. 
Episode of the under season BBQ 

883
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,040
show Bloody Oath. 
And if you're still here? 

884
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,760
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885
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,560
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