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So I reiterate here, the bill is
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The story of this great city is 
about the years before this 

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night. 
We are free. 

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Hey everyone, welcome to Ho Ho 
Hong Kong with me Vivek Malvani 

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and He. 
I am Mohammed Magdi. 

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There we go. 
That's right, we are here again.

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You're listening to our voices. 
If you feel there's something 

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different about a voice, it's 
your headphones, not us. 

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Yeah, it's not. 
Yes, our voices are very clear 

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and professional. 
We have done this for so long 

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now. 
Correct. 

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We know the mic proximity has to
hold the angles. 

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We know what the sound of the 
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Yeah, all that stuff. 
We also, yeah, every time we're 

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setting up the video, it now 
gets faster and faster A. 

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Little faster, yeah. 
So we're actually getting into 

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the producer mode as well, as 
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But it's a beautiful day here in
Hong Kong. 

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We're recording on the weekend 
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It's a little cold, but it's 
also like, not like, upsetting. 

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Yeah, it's one of these weird 
times where you're like, I like 

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this. 
I do still want to stay in bed, 

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yes, but I don't want to not 
leave my bed. 

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Yes, and it's OK if you want to 
like make a quick run for like 

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coffee or something. 
It's not like, Oh yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I'll put it this way, this is 

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how it judges whether I like the
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It's like if I want to stay in 
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leave, it's a bit too cold. 
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I mean, I should want to go for 
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and ready to rock roll and not 
be like, just just another 

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moment, Yeah, come on. 
Or even when you leave the 

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shower and it's like cold in the
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Moment over there. 

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Yeah. 
So there, that's our weather 

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take of the week. 
If you are feeling something 

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different, you probably have a 
fever. 

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You know really gives up 
Checked. 

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It's highly unlikely that you 
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you. 
No, it is just you, cream. 

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Yeah, you might actually. 
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You are the source of your own 
heat. 

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Yeah, exactly, Confucius says. 
You are the source. 

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You are. 
Heat is the source around you. 

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You are the heat of your source.
Is it? 

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What? 
So the heat of your source? 

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This is a typo. 
Yes, one of these cookies were 

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cheap. 
Yes, exactly. 

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It's from Taobao. 
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So we we had had a few gigs 
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interesting. 
We might have mentioned not long

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ago we started collaborating 
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which is pretty exciting. 
That's right, the Hong Kong 

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Grand Opera is the worst. 
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pronounce it? 
Hong Kong Grand opera don't have

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to go like Hong Kong Grand 
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They tried that and I walked out
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time I'm not having it. 
Well, I didn't think you'd go 

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like HKG. 
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also. 
Did the meeting end only when 

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the fat lady sang? 
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Every time. 
Everyone's thinking the same 

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it's pretty cool because these 
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regular opera show, but they 
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it and just like, you know, 
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Just give them 100 marks for 
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name Stand Up Opera. 
Stand up Opera. 

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Oh yeah, We we're gonna come out
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Yes. 
With some Oprah. 

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Yes, guys, I got it. 
I got it. 

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There was a grandma there who 
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She's like, oh, I thought it was

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like watching Oprah was 
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That's good to stand up. 
Why is this guy telling jokes? 

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I would love her to sit down, 
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Like this is not Oprah Winfrey. 
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Stand up Oprah anyway, yeah, 
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nice guy. 
Shout out to Joyce and and 

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Eugene. 
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So that one of the the main 
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every few months. 
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whatever over like multiple 
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much smaller scale at the Fringe
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It was like a live theme or 
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Yeah, but it's also cool because
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Aria and I've actually never 
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Have you attended? 
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Mean, yeah, it's a song. 
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It oh, they're too good for 

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song. 
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This is you say song. 
Someone will be like, yeah, 

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like. 
We don't sing songs. 

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Yes, we songs. 
Deliver ayas yes. 

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London Bridges. 
That's a fucking song. 

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Yes, London Bridges. 
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Yep, not just that, it's also it
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don't understand. 
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We did 8 Arias in the last one 
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Italian or German. 
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the Opera, which Opera, people 
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opera. 
Apparently it's such a big deal.

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Yeah. 
Everyone thinks it's an opera. 

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It's not an opera, OK. 
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the you tell them. 
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I watch opera too. 
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I saw something. 
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So, but that one was my favorite
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So I guess the equivalent would 
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of stand up and they're like, 
what did you last watch? 

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They're like Mr. Bean. 
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It is funny. 
He's very good, yes, but it's 

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not. 
OK, never. 

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All right, fine. 
Yes, exactly. 

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So, but yeah, we go in kind of 
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we introduce the next one. 
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of every segment, like the first
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But the whole thing is really 
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really encourage anyone who is 
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So the way the they described 
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attract is the bi curious 
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Bi curious? 
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yes, that's not very curious. 
Two ways. 

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Just two. 
Ways I would have thought if. 

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You're curious about more things
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Come. 
Oh wow OK yes I will never 

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attend them. 
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who are curious about opera or 
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Oh, that's what they meant by 
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. 
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It so if you are bi curious, yes
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and we will be doing the the 
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I'm not sure which who's 
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Might be, might be you, we'll 
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either way it's a lot of fun. 
Check it out. 

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What Have you seen an opera in 
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In Hong Kong, no. 
I've seen Broadway's. 

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That's not an. 
Opera I I'm let me, let me think

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Opera. 
Have you seen any opera at all? 

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I think like you know the the. 
Problem is, I have a feeling I 

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OK. 

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And I don't remember. 
I don't remember, but I'm pretty

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sure I would have seen some 
equipment because I do recall 

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seeing an imagery of this 
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long breath. 
Yes. 

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This one. 
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I cannot recall exactly which 
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They didn't happen to have an 
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Yeah, but not enough for me to 
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Yeah. 
Or like have like you know? 

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So many different words. 
The next one is called the The 

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Theme. 
It's called No, God damn it. 

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You mean the Yeah. 
Yeah, the show of the Grand 

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Opera show. 
Hold on, so the last one was 

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what? 
Love what? 

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Love vibes only. 
Love vibes only. 

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Yeah, yes, of course. 
That's so deceiving 'cause when 

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you hear love vibes only, like, 
oh dude, let's could check this,

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that it must be like a really 
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Then you come in like, no, it's 
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So on the the next one which is 
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is I'm just pulling up the 
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The Hong Kong Grand Opera. 
They have a bunch of people who 

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sing an opera. 
Oh yeah, it's called No tenors 

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Allowed. 
No tenors allowed, Yes. 

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Oh man, that's gonna be funny 
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Yes, it's like a British person 
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Allowed. 
Yeah, so I didn't know what a 

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tenor. 
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T and the R. 
Middle voice singer. 

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Right. 
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the highest one, the high 
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yeah, yeah, nothing high. 
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first of all, that would be the 
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response during Chinese New 
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No. 
Tenors allowed. 

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Like give it one, I'll give it 
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anyway. 
No tenors allowed. 

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You can't pay with $10 bills and
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Yes, all right. 
Yeah, those are all the rules 

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for your life. 
So. 

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Oh yeah, I was saying that I 
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If you did what you don't recall
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I sat through a couple of shows 
now and, you know, enjoyed my 

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work on it. 
When I'm watching what they are 

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doing, Yeah, I have no fucking 
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So you see, So even when I'm. 
So there was one about 

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Cinderella, for example, like I 
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Yeah. 
And I kind of rephrased the the 

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the part that they're going to 
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The introduction. 
Right. 

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The introduction and it was 
like, funny and, you know, got a

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laugh. 
And then the lady started 

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singing. 
Yeah, but she's also singing. 

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It's like where they do it like 
they sing and like kind of act 

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it out. 
Oh, there's also drama involved.

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Yes, well, basic drama. 
It's not like a. 

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Full How long? 
How long was the Aria? 

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Each each one is like 5 minutes.
5 minutes, Yeah. 

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So they can kness the whole 
Cinderella story. 

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Yeah, yeah, the floor. 
Look in the mirror. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Stuff like this. 

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But then even though I knew it's
a, you know, a popular story and

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I know what the story is, and I 
just read the synopsis, I'm 

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watching her. 
I'm like, there is no chance for

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me to understand that this is 
Cinderella. 

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No chance. 
She's just like holding like I 

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think the prop that she could 
use like teddy bear or 

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something. 
OK, so, so could you like 

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describe because I'm very 
curious now what it was like. 

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I mean, yeah, so so you're like,
all right guys, now believe it. 

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Well. 
Yeah, I can. 

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I can read you. 
Oh, I wouldn't have my notes. 

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Here I don't have like a. 
You would. 

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I made. 
Yeah, I reiterated in a funny 

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way. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I made fun the part of I think, 
yeah, I think one of the things 

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that they give us, the part that
she's about to do is the part 

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where like she, the Prince is 
actually from the prince's point

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of view that he wants to, he 
doesn't like any of the girls 

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that who are super aristocrats. 
So he's going, yeah, he wants 

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some basic one, right. 
So I joke about this is like the

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equivalent of modern day man 
who's like, I don't like dating 

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apps. 
I don't like, I like to meet 

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people in real life. 
I'm like, aren't these people 

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annoying? 
Just like making fun of it. 

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And then so he, apparently the 
Rossini who wrote the piece, 

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yes, that they're about to do, 
inserted himself into the story 

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like he was. 
The Prince, then. 

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No, he was the prince's servant.
He inserted himself in the story

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as a prince's servant. 
Well, good balance of humility, 

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and yeah, I wouldn't be part of 
it, but I could be the humble. 

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One, I can be the humble. 
No, but there is a there is a 

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twist here. 
He inserted himself in the 

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story. 
And then because the Prince 

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wants to find a commoner with 
real emotions, Yeah, he swapped 

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with his servant. 
So he's like, oh, I'm going to 

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pretend. 
Yes. 

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And so he made himself, 
ultimately, the Prince. 

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All right. 
First of all, from a very DEI 

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point of view, that's extremely 
wrong. 

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Yes, I want to be of a lower 
level. 

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You come here, I will be used. 
Exactly. 

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So actually my bit which I'm 
very proud of, I said this is 

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the modern day equivalent of 
swapping, swapping seats with 

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your helper for the day. 
And I said so you can go enjoy 

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karaoke, Filipino karaoke with 
your helper friends and your 

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helper can enjoy the air 
conditioner in the house for 

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the. 
First time in her life, yeah. 

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Oh, man, even though, yes, it's 
clear what's happening, you 

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know, we told the story, made 
jokes, brought out the woman and

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she's just. 
So here's. 

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Yeah. 
So I want to get an imagination.

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Yeah, yeah, I want to get the 
imagination. 

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Okay, so. 
I bring her up. 

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So the song scene is going to be
when the Prince now wants to 

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find a basic bitch. 
I think so. 

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OK, alright, well I give the 
synopsis, but that's that's I 

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know in part. 
I don't know when she start, you

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know what I mean? 
Like this is a general synopsis.

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She has 5 minutes and there is 
some singing. 

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Yeah. 
And then what is happening? 

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Otherwise I have no clue. 
Because it's in Italian or what?

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It's in Italian, Yeah, it's been
using. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So does she have a prop with her

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when she comes out? 
She had like a teddy bear. 

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She was a couple of times too, 
yeah. 

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So I don't know if what even it 
represents or is just her own 

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personal teddy bear that she 
just used for comfort. 

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OK, so it doesn't make it like 
the Prince is supposed to be in 

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the scene now and she has a 
teddy bear. 

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I'm guessing now we've just 
jumped in the scene where 

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Cinderella's sitting over there 
lost one of her shoes. 

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She's like pissed off and there.
Was no shoes and no. 

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She's no OK. 
OK, so. 

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That's why I'm like, it's 
another part of the story, I 

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think. 
Maybe it's a parallel universe. 

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Yes. 
Yeah. 

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Like, it's like, it's like 
Cinderella, you know, like how 

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on in Soho, near the escalators,
there's this redneck cellar 

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terrace. 
Yes. 

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And the story is that they wrote
the name backwards. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Alexander was written up. 

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This might be the reverse 
version. 

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This is like, not Cinderella as 
Ala Rez. 

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Ala Rez. 
Yeah, Ala Rez, Yeah. 

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So she comes out, she has a 
teddy bear, yes. 

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And she's going to mascarpone, 
Yeah, stuff like that, and then 

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start singing. 
Now at what point is there 

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change of this scenario? 
Well, the whole thing, it's at 

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the fringe club and, and one of 
the, whatever they call it, the 

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Milky Way or something. 
Oh, the dairy. 

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The dairy, yeah, with the 
whatever all. 

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Right. 
I've had too many things 

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recently. 
Yeah, it's the theater. 

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So it's like all on the same 
level. 

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There's no the stage is not 
being used at all. 

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Oh, it's on the floor. 
It's on the floor. 

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All of it is on the floor. 
We're on the floor. 

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Everyone's on the floor. 
And the stage is empty. 

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Sage is empty. 
So you're in a circle 

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surrounding this woman? 
Well, the audio no the audience 

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are like sat on the tables like.
All but closer to the door, the 

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performance, the. 
Performance is standing like in 

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the middle like so we're all 
kind of like on the. 

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Level of audience, OK. 
Which I don't mind at all. 

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That's actually fine. 
Was there any like smoke and fog

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and stuff like that? 
No effects? 

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No. 
No, it's quite no production. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
No spotlights or nothing. 

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Right there, there is a 
spotlight. 

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Oh, this one. 
But it doesn't like follow 

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anyone or anything. 
It's still pretty basic, OK. 

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But then yeah, again, she is 
moving around and she actually 

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at some point she went kind of 
like in the middle of the area, 

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went like into the door with at 
least to the bathroom and the 

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question and it came back and 
then the whole thing and then 

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like exited the scene. 
I guess that's the queue to 

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exit, which actually exits from 
the main door. 

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That's when we're like where? 
People come in from yeah, she 

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left. 
She went home, basically. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, She went home.
Yeah, but the whole time, teddy 

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bear in the hand. 
Yes, I think she left him on the

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table, on the on the chair a 
couple of times on her own chair

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and then walked out. 
And that's when we're like, 

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yeah. 
But then it's I'm give the 

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Cinderella story because it's a 
famous story. 

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Every one of them was kind of 
similar where, you know, I'm 

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like, OK, here's a story and 
then here's these people singing

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and I have no idea what's 
happening. 

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It's like the Aztec art piece 
was so. 

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Abstract. 
This is talking about the 

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portrayal of life. 
He's looking like there's a red 

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dot. 
OK. 

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What you're trying to say is 
we're just a done deal. 

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And also for the record, they 
might hear this and fire me 

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immediately. 
No, I guess, but I genuinely 

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have no idea people will be. 
Curious. 

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Yeah, I need to see how weird 
this is, right? 

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It's yeah, I mean, if you guys 
have seen Oprah and you know, 

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they're like, no, you idiot, 
when she does this, this means 

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this or whatever. 
They could be like, like little 

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little secrets. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

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So. 
Like maybe the teddy bear stands

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for something. 
Yes. 

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And if had we done any sort of 
opera research, we noticed teddy

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bear signifies the love between 
the Prince who's trying to find 

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a basic woman. 
Exactly. 

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But it's signifies. 
The bumper Who's underpaid and. 

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One of those yeah, it's like a 
whole story behind this is 

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because the teddy bear always 
has a smile while being very 

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small and cute. 
But also sometimes they squeeze 

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the squeeze the teddy bear to 
heart so it kills it. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah. 

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So here you are, 5 minutes. 
She's going like, what? 

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Blah, blah, blah. 
Yeah. 

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And then leaves from the main 
door. 

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Yes. 
Was there that moment of 

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everyone like yes, yes. 
Every time, every time, every, 

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all 8 songs. 
Never know. 

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I mean, there is one like the 
very end, the Phantom of the 

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Opera one, this last one and 
before that also. 

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That's obvious. 
The last one is always like a 

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bit grandiose and you can see 
the actors go back going over 

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the top. 
Yeah. 

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Because like, the main thing. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

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And then like, bow down and 
stuff. 

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That's when you're like, OK. 
This is easy. 

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But every song before that was 
always like, is it? 

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Is this it? 
It's always the moment. 

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OK. 
And then there's like, at least 

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like 1 1/2 seconds, Yeah. 
Before the first person starts 

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clapping. 
Oh. 

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Yeah, we got, we got. 
Luckily we as the host had the 

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cue cards with the duration of 
the IS, so we knew. 

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So a couple of times we prompted
the clap because. 

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We knew it was over. 
Yeah. 

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OK. 
Yeah, I think that's necessary 

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because a lot of people really 
don't know that at all, okay. 

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And if you as the host started 
clapping and they actually 

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didn't clap, that's even worse. 
Yeah, if they didn't finish, 

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that's even worse. 
Right. 

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Say this actually in tycoon I 
saw during Christmas time, they 

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always invite these circus acts.
Yes, when I say circus, not like

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clowns, it's like proper like 
yes, yes, more nonverbal acts, 

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right, And you actually have a 
tycoon star standing there. 

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But like the sign says, please 
sit down to watch show. 

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Stuff like that. 
Yes. 

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And they will clap at the points
where it's like, oh we should be

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clapping. 
That's like the the late night 

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shows. 
They have the applause. 

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00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. 
Yes, and I realize that that's 

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not an US thing. 
That's like everyone. 

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They're like, no, you don't know
when to clap. 

404
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,920
So let me tell you, idiot. 
Wow. 

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00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,480
OK, OK, OK, so that's one song. 
That's Cinderella. 

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Yes. 
I believe the whole night had 

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not just Cinderella right as a 
whole. 

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00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,079
No, no, there is a whole bunch 
of all love vibe I have. 

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Yes, I have the original script,
like the original synopsis, but 

410
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then our own script we wrote 
outside and then put them on cue

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cards and I don't have them 
here. 

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And then, yeah. 
So they're all like, well, 

413
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that's another thing. 
They're not all love story. 

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I guess. 
Again, it's so high level that I

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ignore. 
So the first like two or three 

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ones were actually like love 
suicides. 

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It's not even like. 
Juliet kind of model, yeah. 

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It's not even that. 
It's not like actually it's more

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suicide than love and anything 
else. 

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They're like, very. 
So the synopsis talks about how 

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this person kill themselves. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

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Yeah, I mean. 
Like synopsis I can read for 

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you, just a couple, at least the
first one because I have them 

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right here. 
So the first one is let's see if

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everyone's like, Oh yeah, of 
course we know that. 

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So, all right, opening 
deliverables. 

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So this will be the song number 
one of the night after you've 

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done your 10 minute set or 
whatever. 

429
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Yes, exactly. 
Yeah, Yeah, We just started 

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like, very, very, like mild. 
Yeah, yeah, like not much. 

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And then yeah. 
So the first one is Uzo Polong 

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Beliziazia from Piki Dam. 
Do you know Piki Dam? 

433
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,600
No. 
Do you know Tchaikovsky? 

434
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,640
You know? 
Tchaikovsky. 

435
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,360
Tchaikovsky Yes, yes, you've 
heard of that. 

436
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,400
You're already tuned out by now.
You can't even say it right. 

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I also did Philharmonic shows a 
couple of times and then his 

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name came Bob. 
Yeah, he's like a monster. 

439
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:37,120
Oh. 
Yeah, this guy. 

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Yes. 
So, OK, so this is the first 

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one. 
OK, we're opening with this. 

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All right, let's go. 
Lisa, who's apparently 

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pronounced Lisa. 
Lisa. 

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Whatever. 
Liza is betrothed to a Prince. 

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00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,240
Also it has a whole Shakespeare 
English, yes. 

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Betrothed to a Prince, but is in
love with Herman, who is, you 

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know, her station. 
Oh. 

448
00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,840
OK, OK. 
Oh, yeah. 

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Here we go. 
Now we're talking this I get 

450
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now. 
OK, yes. 

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The Prince up over there, she's 
like, oh, I want me some of 

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that, that Perez. 
Yes. 

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But then her heart's like. 
But what about Herman? 

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Herman yes. 
Herman. 

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Below her station, which could 
sound dirty and because it can 

456
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,160
be physically below her. 
Station, I can tell you now just

457
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,720
from that opening sentence, 
Yeah, It's destined that she'll 

458
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,000
be with Herman. 
Yes, because it's Herman. 

459
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,840
Actually, Herman is addicted to 
gambling. 

460
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:30,280
Oh, now we all know Herman. 
We, we, we all, we all know that

461
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,360
she's going to be attracted to 
the bad. 

462
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,160
Boy. 
Oh yeah. 

463
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:37,560
But also, I use this to to 
insert a joke about the The 

464
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,880
Jockey Club and I'm like, 
Speaking of which, did anyone? 

465
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,400
In my 6. 
Down the mark 6 or And I said 

466
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,880
try to survey the audience. 
Anyone else lose money on the 

467
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,640
Mark six? 
Yeah. 

468
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,520
And no one raised their hand. 
Yeah, OK, I guess. 

469
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,440
And they're like, let me tell 
you, there's no such thing as 

470
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,280
losing money. 
There's an opportunity I gave a 

471
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,280
shot at, like, all right, all. 
Right, all right. 

472
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,160
Lady, I got it. 
Her man is addicted to gambling,

473
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,080
Yes, Yeah. 
In trying to get the secret 

474
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,360
winning hand from Liza's grandma
at gunpoint. 

475
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,320
Whoa, So Herman has her. 
Grandma has a secret formula to 

476
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,200
win this game. 
He goes up to her. 

477
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,040
He's like, bitch, give me that. 
Give me that info. 

478
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,880
Yes, and then he accidentally 
kills her. 

479
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,880
Accidentally. 
Accidentally kills her grandma. 

480
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,880
Yes. 
OK, OK, OK, OK. 

481
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,640
Liza's chilling third act, Arya,
she sings. 

482
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,640
I am very wary, worn out with 
suffering. 

483
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,600
I'm exhausted with grief. 
Where is the joy I once knew? 

484
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,280
She then killed herself by 
jumping into the river. 

485
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,160
Oh damn. 
Wow. 

486
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,360
And then you're like, welcome to
love viability, everyone. 

487
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,320
Exactly. 
So I don't even know about like 

488
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,840
we rework this, we're doing 
something funny and we made fun 

489
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,800
of it so, but this is what we're
given. 

490
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,520
Oh man, this is. 
So good and this is the opening 

491
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,240
are. 
You like, Hey guys, I know you 

492
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,960
came for a good nap, but let me 
tell you, OK? 

493
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,720
Yes. 
How many of you have grandma's? 

494
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,960
Some of you are grandma's. 
Do you know someone? 

495
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,320
Yeah. 
Or one of your daughters or 

496
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,000
whatever. 
And Herman needs some info from 

497
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,280
you. 
You're like, where you going 

498
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,120
with this man? 
Like, because if he ever has a 

499
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,560
gun pointing at you, yes. 
Do not test. 

500
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,360
Him, yes, just give him the 
information. 

501
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,000
Because he doesn't know how to 
use that fucking thing. 

502
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,000
So I did say Annie was 
introducing this one, and I did 

503
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,200
say responding to her was, I 
know this is sounds like 

504
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,120
depressing, but I would let you 
know that this is the most 

505
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,880
uplifting song we have today. 
The next one is about starvation

506
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,960
in Africa. 
That's a joke. 

507
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And but this was the most 

508
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,040
depressing one. 
Yeah. 

509
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,840
And I think from their logics, 
like we just want to get the 

510
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,200
crazy one out of the way. 
Man, which is the gamble for 

511
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,040
sure. 
Gamble dude. 

512
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,160
I wouldn't start with that. 
People were like, what am I in 

513
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,720
for today? 
But then again, on the other 

514
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,280
hand, yeah, I think it's more 
depressing when you tell them 

515
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,360
what it is because no one 
fucking understands. 

516
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,360
Yeah, you know what I mean. 
Like I would have just thought 

517
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,200
it was a so Arya that I enjoyed.
Yes. 

518
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,000
And now you're like, wait, did I
listen to this whole thing is 

519
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,360
about this person killing 
themselves. 

520
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,360
Yes, and the grandma be. 
I don't want to be a part of 

521
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,360
that. 
Exactly. 

522
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,200
Oh, man. 
This is like, this is where they

523
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,600
should have like the abridged 
version versus the real deal. 

524
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,440
Yes. 
I mean, the abridged version of 

525
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,520
this story will be simple. 
OK. 

526
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,240
Liza likes two guys. 
Yes. 

527
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,920
One of them wasn't perfect. 
Yes. 

528
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,600
And so because he was not 
perfect, he seeks help. 

529
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,120
Yep. 
However, he was so bad at 

530
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,400
seeking help that he 
unfortunately hurt her grandma 

531
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,120
in a way that she would never be
happy about. 

532
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,440
Right, Right. 
And it was like, oh, I can see 

533
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,560
the struggle, you know? 
Yeah. 

534
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,520
You know. 
He was, you can see, everyone's.

535
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,240
Yeah, You know, he had some 
problems. 

536
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,880
He was trying to solve it. 
He couldn't figure it out. 

537
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,520
And he was so bad that he hurt 
somebody. 

538
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,160
Yeah, I made I I do that mistake
too, you know, if I don't make 

539
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:42,760
mistakes. 
Yeah. 

540
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,880
Please start singing. 
Yes, I would have been there. 

541
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,280
Yeah, yeah, you can relate. 
Yeah, you're like analyze that, 

542
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,000
eventually kill the cell you're.
Like after the grandfather died.

543
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,320
Yeah, like, well. 
And Herman is still, I don't 

544
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,920
even know. 
It's not clear whether he 

545
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,400
gambling. 
Yes, exactly. 

546
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,400
Still gambling. 
And for all you know, you bought

547
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,040
life insurance off Eliza. 
Yeah, Gets more money, gambles 

548
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,680
even more. 
You know what I mean? 

549
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,200
Like. 
Probably joins her in the river 

550
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,640
after exactly after he loses all
the money. 

551
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:13,040
Oh man, I want to read you the 
the Cinderella one and then. 

552
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,920
Oh yeah. 
No, actually there is one that I

553
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,680
also thought is interesting from
Mozart. 

554
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,320
It's the the real, the word. 
The German title is Bay Modern, 

555
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,800
and then there's a bunch of 
German I really can't trade. 

556
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,960
Ish going. 
Yeah, OK, I'll try to read B 

557
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,520
modern. 
It's workingly B full in forget.

558
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,160
It. 
Forget it from di Zuberle 

559
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,160
Flutie, which is the the 
floating. 

560
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,200
What is it called from Mozart? 
There's the flying flute or 

561
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,680
whatever. 
I have no. 

562
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,560
Idea yeah, there's something. 
Flute, where can you tell that 

563
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,520
you're just so? 
Agricultural, I cannot, yeah, 

564
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,200
I'm sure when I hear like, oh, 
that one, yeah, yeah. 

565
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,320
Yeah. 
OK. 

566
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,600
So the synopsis is Papa Gino, 
who's a Birdman, Papa Gino, Papa

567
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,720
Gino. 
Dude that is like such a cool 

568
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,960
name. 
It's a very cool. 

569
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,600
Name. 
It's like such a typical, like, 

570
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,520
let's say a rap. 
Yeah, it's Papa Gino. 

571
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,480
Papa Gino Papa Gino in the. 
House. 

572
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,880
Papa Gino in the house. 
And in the synopsis it says the 

573
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,160
Birdman between brackets, not 
the movie, so they're already 

574
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,040
being funny. 
Announces to Pamina, a Princess,

575
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,480
that her mother, Queen of the 
night, Yeah, has sent Tamino, a 

576
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,720
Prince who is a Prince, to save 
her life. 

577
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,160
Now we already have 4 
characters. 

578
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,960
We have Papa Gino, Yeah, Pamina 
who is a Princess, Yeah. 

579
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,360
And then Queen of the Night, 
which is the mother of yes. 

580
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,400
Doesn't have a name. 
No, it doesn't have a name, just

581
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,200
the the Queen. 
The Queen of the Night. 

582
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,240
This feels like Fortnite 
characters man. 

583
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,960
Yeah, I said it's like a not a 
character from Game of Thrones. 

584
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,440
Yes, we actually have Well, not 
we the Game of Thrones has the 

585
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,560
Night King. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

586
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,960
She's. 
Queen of the Night, Yeah. 

587
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,320
She's queen of the night. 
Then, then, then. 

588
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,760
Queen of the Night. 
Queen of the Night. 

589
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,560
Yeah. 
So the the Birdman sent Tamino, 

590
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,160
who is a Prince, to save her. 
OK. 

591
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,560
OK. 
Now. 

592
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,880
Birdman's like Tamino go there 
and say queen on the day, yeah. 

593
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,800
All right, so Pamina, rejoice. 
Pamina rejoices to hear that 

594
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:09,240
Tamino is in love with her after
seeing drum roll photos of her. 

595
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,400
Oh. 
Anybody see what? 

596
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,840
Yeah, exactly. 
We don't know what photos, but I

597
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,640
also didn't know they had photos
at Mozart time, I thought. 

598
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,320
Everybody can have, you know, 
it's not only you that has fans.

599
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,120
Okay, yes, it's not you that 
only has fans. 

600
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,200
I think it's yeah, okay. 
They I don't I I want to imagine

601
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,760
the photos. 
What do you think? 

602
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:34,000
I look my view because back in 
those days the photo had to have

603
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,560
a big ass machine and stuff like
that. 

604
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,680
Yeah, she definitely put her 
heart into it. 

605
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,600
She's got like with all that set
up, she's like, dude, this 

606
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,520
better be a good. 
This better? 

607
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,400
Yeah. 
This better. 

608
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,720
This better be worth it, yeah. 
And again, remember back then 

609
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,520
there was no, like, publication 
of the magazine and stuff? 

610
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,400
Yeah. 
So literally even the most 

611
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,320
boring of photos would be 
sufficient. 

612
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,240
Yep. 
To be. 

613
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,120
Oh, this is tantalizing. 
What's his name? 

614
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,360
Michael Che from SNL has this 
bit about how, yeah, people, 

615
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,760
people sending Dick pics back in
the day. 

616
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,000
And it's like like, imagine when
you're doing it on this crazy 

617
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,080
big thing, big ass thing. 
And then his motion thing is 

618
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:13,280
like, he's just like doing the 
photos, like, like we're shaking

619
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,560
his arms, like, yeah. 
And then like puts it in an 

620
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,480
envelope with a stamp is like 
wait till Tiffany see this in 

621
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:24,360
five to seven business days. 
Exactly so good so. 

622
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,480
Good. 
Exactly. 

623
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,880
Yeah, OK. 
So see. 

624
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,880
The photo. 
So I was like, oh, La, La. 

625
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,480
Yeah, Pamina is very happy that 
Pamina is in love with her based

626
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,520
on the photos. 
All right, that's a that's a big

627
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,120
jump to go from just a photo to 
love. 

628
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,640
I mean, like, I feel like, you 
know, people back in those days,

629
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,240
dude, they like I was really, 
they're really in touch with 

630
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,880
their emotion that they knew 
this is love. 

631
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Or they're very desperate. 
Really desperate. 

632
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,040
Like dude I love whatever. 
Sure, just. 

633
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,680
I think they are desperate just 
simply because the the the 

634
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,960
expected, the life I expected of
the time was like 25. 

635
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,040
Yeah, dude, yeah. 
If you're 32 in their time, 

636
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,920
you're like considered the 
oldest person in the world. 

637
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,360
That's. 
Bizarre. 

638
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,080
That's true, actually. 
You're like, dude, I have any 

639
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,280
feeling that's going to be love 
for me. 

640
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,040
Yeah, I don't care. 
I'm exactly. 

641
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,880
I'm going to die next year 
anyway. 

642
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,840
From from disease that now they 
prevent by washing your. 

643
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,240
Hands. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

644
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,440
She offers sympathy and hope to 
Papa Gino, who longs for a wife.

645
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,880
So she's got some person chasing
her yes and Papa G was like man,

646
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,200
you lucky she's like well, you 
know, you find yours too. 

647
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,720
You find yours. 
That's the worst man. 

648
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,280
That's a typical girlfriend 
like, like, you know how the the

649
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,320
pairing's always that tall, slim
girl with the little. 

650
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:32,920
Child. 
Yes. 

651
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,280
Like you'll have your. 
You'll have your one day too. 

652
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,840
Is like, yeah, exactly. 
Yeah. 

653
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,000
That that's basically a synopsis
we were given. 

654
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,120
We joked and I joked about when 
when the when we said the line 

655
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,360
of he fell in love with her with
their photos. 

656
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,440
I said that's also How I Met 
Annie. 

657
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,400
And then I said I saw her. 
I saw photos of her Papa Gino 

658
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,640
which doesn't even. 
Make sense? 

659
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,040
But it's just funny. 
Yeah, exactly that. 

660
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,120
What was that? 
It's about Papa. 

661
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,200
Gino. 
It's Papa Gino. 

662
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,200
Oh yeah. 
I think I'm in love now. 

663
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,200
Yeah, those are the kind of 
yeah, it's very good. 

664
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So yeah. 

665
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,120
Then then the second-half when 
it actually starts getting 

666
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,400
uplifting. 
So that the intermission, 

667
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,640
there's intermission, everyone. 
This was a lot to digest when 

668
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,360
you take a intermission. 
Yeah. 

669
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,680
And like, let's say the Broadway
theaters, you'd have an ice 

670
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680
cream stand on the corner, stuff
like that. 

671
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,760
Oh, wow. 
That's pretty cool. 

672
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,320
Yeah, it's pretty cool. 
So, yeah, if you if you haven't 

673
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,240
checked this out, please do. 
There is, Yeah, a bunch of them 

674
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240
again, including the the 
Cinderella one. 

675
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,640
Yeah. 
Oh, yeah. 

676
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,680
So this, the Cinderella one was 
the last one. 

677
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,040
We'll, we'll do. 
Yeah. 

678
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,960
So remember the story I told 
you. 

679
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,560
This is what the synopsis was 
and the original version. 

680
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,720
All right. 
OK, so first of all, the 

681
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:56,680
Cinderella story, the the title 
is Kume Onape Nu NI Gurini the 

682
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,240
the priel. 
Can you read the Komi unapi Is 

683
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,840
what I said and then. 
Call me Unapi and Giorni da da 

684
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:11,680
priel from la Sene rentola 
Rossini Jeremy. 6.24 minutes. 

685
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,000
There you go. 
Oh, OK, I guess that's the name,

686
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,400
right? 
They call me Unapi. 

687
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,440
Komi Unapi is the title. 
Call me unapi. 

688
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,720
Yes, Giorni da priel from LA 
Cineri Cola. 

689
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,120
I can already imagine the little
title, like the little cover 

690
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,400
photo you make of us. 
Like opera singers, Like tight, 

691
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,000
like ballet. 
All right, All right. 

692
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040
You want to read that? 
Yeah. 

693
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,320
We did the central version of 
Cinderella. 

694
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,480
There are no shoes. 
Oh, this is a censor thing? 

695
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,560
What? 
OK. 

696
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,560
Yes, that's, that was weird, 
Yeah. 

697
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,720
This is the showstopper entrance
area for the Princess Valley and

698
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:55,520
mischievous sidekick Dandini. 
Yeah, so Dandini is the is the 

699
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,720
main character here because 
Rusini the the composer or 

700
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,920
whatever was couldn't help but 
insert himself into the story. 

701
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,840
Dandini. 
Rosini. 

702
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,960
Yes, Dandini. 
Rosini Yeah, that's pretty good.

703
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,320
You know what's funny, though? 
Like this mischievous psychic, 

704
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,160
like, shows up in the scene with
a dramatic entrance. 

705
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,560
Yes. 
Yes, it's like Dantini. 

706
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,720
Yeah, that's probably what it 
is. 

707
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,920
It's not the hamster look. 
No, you know that that the 

708
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,880
hamster look. 
Yeah. 

709
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,920
Yeah. 
It could be a Dantini. 

710
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,480
Yeah. 
All right. 

711
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,360
If you don't remember Prince 
Charming having a sidekick, 

712
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,160
that's because Rossini. 
Oh, you know what? 

713
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,080
This will be so good to have, 
like, background music. 

714
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,600
OK. 
Yeah. 

715
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,600
So be like. 
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, 

716
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,280
Ding Ding Ding if. 
You don't remember Prince 

717
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,200
Charming having a sidekick? 
Great. 

718
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,360
That's because Rossini added 
himself to the story with the 

719
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:50,600
wonderful character Dan Danny. 
And then cheers of yeah, yeah. 

720
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,040
In this version, Prince Ramiro 
doesn't want to get married 

721
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,680
because all the girls in his 
Kingdom that's super visual and 

722
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,280
pretentious, like the mama's 
daughters of the unbelievably 

723
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,080
Dawn Magnifico. 
Yeah. 

724
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,240
Wow, OK, this is so. 
He exchanges identities with his

725
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,120
servant Dandini, and this Prince
plays a servant in the hopes of 

726
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,680
finding a girl who likes him 
simply for himself. 

727
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,000
I want people to like me for who
I am, not because I have so much

728
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,760
money. 
Yeah. 

729
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,680
If you don't like me, when? 
When? 

730
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,320
When I'm down, there's exactly 
you don't deserve me at my best.

731
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,120
Right. 
So not for his royal title 

732
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,480
exactly, Of course. 
Yeah. 

733
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,800
God forbid anybody likes you 
because of that. 

734
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Yes. 
Well, Dandini is having the time

735
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,480
of his life playing aristocrat. 
OK, OK. 

736
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 
So let me tell you this again, 

737
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,040
this is one of those things that
it's where life comes in full 

738
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,920
circle. 
The people like become rich and 

739
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,920
everything and they're like, I 
gotta get my Lamborghinis, my 

740
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,680
this and that. 
And they come full circle saying

741
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,920
like, oh, that doesn't give me 
happiness. 

742
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,360
Like we've been telling you that
from day one. 

743
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,320
Exactly why didn't you even 
bother? 

744
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,800
You could have just listened to 
an older person saying it does 

745
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,680
not buy you happiness doesn't. 
Dude. 

746
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,480
Sometimes it makes you a tool 
like Elon Musk. 

747
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,960
Yeah, you know, you like, and 
sometimes it may make you happy,

748
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,320
but it doesn't give you 
happiness. 

749
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,880
Yes, exactly. 
It's one of the. 

750
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,240
Yeah. 
Also like if you are him, you're

751
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,440
probably happy because you're 
already loose. 

752
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,520
In the head, Yeah, exactly. 
It's like, yeah, relax, 

753
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,560
whatever. 
OK, so there we go, the classic 

754
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,240
story of the Prince Go. 
Like I have everything, but I 

755
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,760
don't have the one thing, which 
is me. 

756
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,360
Me. 
For all we know, that's probably

757
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,640
what the singer was doing. 
And again I have no. 

758
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,160
Oh, so OK, OK, OK, now let's use
our our art gallery. 

759
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,200
What's the word with the people?
That connoisseur the art? 

760
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,440
That's the word that they say. 
The person who sets the 

761
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,000
galleries up. 
Curator. 

762
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,640
Curator. 
Yeah. 

763
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,400
Let's curate our version of this
game. 

764
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,920
So this the the whole song with 
that singer having the teddy 

765
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,720
bear, man, The teddy bear 
signifies the title. 

766
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,680
The pride, yes. 
The Prince and all the riches, 

767
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,320
yes. 
And the whole time, the struggle

768
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,320
was I just want to be me. 
But this is part of me. 

769
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,640
Yeah. 
It's attached to me. 

770
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,040
And the struggle of like, 
walking around around looking at

771
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,360
people like you don't have a 
teddy bear. 

772
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,480
Yeah. 
Why do I have this teddy? 

773
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,920
Bear right looking around, it's 
my burden. 

774
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,520
It's my burden. 
That's his name. 

775
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,240
Burden. 
Yeah. 

776
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,480
Burden. 
Yeah, man. 

777
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,880
Right. 
So things around. 

778
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,160
Looks at the whole room. 
Nobody has a teddy bear and 

779
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,960
realizes, you know what I need 
to do and to leave this universe

780
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,080
and start a new life where teddy
bears don't exist. 

781
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,480
Yes. 
Put the teddy bear down and 

782
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,760
leaves. 
Walks out on Windham Rd. 

783
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,720
Yeah. 
Windham goes to Beirut Beast. 

784
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,480
Exactly. 
Yeah. 

785
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,720
And the truth is, if you find 
yourself walking out on Windham 

786
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,280
St., Yes, pretty basic, dude. 
Like, like, don't think. 

787
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,280
Oh, I'm a Windham St. 
No, you're not, dude. 

788
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,720
You're 1 of many basic people. 
Yes, yes. 

789
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,960
If you want nothing special. 
Yeah, you like, you could 

790
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,240
literally be living on the peak 
and stuff and you're on Windham 

791
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,600
St. 
Yeah, nobody gives a shit. 

792
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,440
No one gives a. 
Shit, I think that's the signal.

793
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,320
That's the that's the 
transformation. 

794
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,200
They were like, I'm at the dairy
at French Club. 

795
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,640
I feel special people looking at
me. 

796
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,680
I'm, you know, I'm on the title,
on the poster, everything. 

797
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,760
I can't, I need to just be a 
basic part of the public. 

798
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,920
I need to be a sheep in the 
herd. 

799
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,480
I can't be the lion. 
I can't be the elephant. 

800
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,600
Walks in Wind St. like finally 
nobody cares. 

801
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,400
I'm one with the people. 
I finally if a. 

802
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,239
Guy sees me for Yeah. 
Imagine we're talking last week 

803
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,840
if you won the lottery. 
Yeah. 

804
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,480
You're like, everyone wants a 
piece of me. 

805
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,520
And then you just, like, walk on
the street and you're like, no 

806
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,320
one knows. 
Finally, I want $25 million. 

807
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,520
Yeah, I'm free. 
You know what, all the end of 

808
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,840
that, it's for a lot of people 
what they call in Chinese Jiang 

809
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,760
Fuho, which is like the 
invisible millionaire. 

810
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:26,920
Yeah, so. 
I would have been the invisible 

811
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,400
millionaire. 
Right. 

812
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,639
And I think that's the thing. 
That's where the sweet spot. 

813
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,480
Yes, yes, yes. 
When you don't want people. 

814
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,679
To know you don't be Lee 
Cashing. 

815
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,040
Yeah. 
You walk around. 

816
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,719
You can't walk around. 
Even Alan Zieman comes like 

817
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,800
people know who he is. 
Yeah. 

818
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,760
You can walk around the central 
area, yes. 

819
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,199
People probably have the same 
net worth anyway. 

820
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,600
Yes, yes, true, but. 
Anywhere else, like no, I can't 

821
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,360
go there, right? 
Yes. 

822
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,760
So I think, yeah, you have to be
well off enough, humble enough, 

823
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,600
yes, but people know, yes, over 
that caliber, but they don't 

824
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,800
feel like, Oh my God, look at 
this guy. 

825
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's cool. 

826
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,960
That's the thing. 
So I think that was the whole 

827
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,840
thing. 
So again, that was probably what

828
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,520
they were talking. 
About probably been you if I 

829
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,280
didn't blast you so many times 
on the podcast for having many 

830
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,480
apartments. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

831
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,040
It could have been you. 
Now I walk in the street like, 

832
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,680
oh, it's that guy, that guy, 
that guy. 

833
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,840
He has two hands and both hands 
hold keys. 

834
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,200
He's like, OK, then, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

835
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,840
Didn't we look up your net worth
before in the podcast? 

836
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,280
No, it was on the website right?
Weird, I'm like that's not true,

837
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,440
but if it is then I'm there's an
account I'm not looking at. 

838
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,800
Yes, exactly. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

839
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,880
Maybe like, yeah, you should ask
the people behind the website to

840
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,800
send you the account they found.
Literally just go down to HSBC 

841
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,520
like this guy how much yes and 
they're like not enough for. 

842
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,680
I encourage people, I don't even
know if that's the thing in Hong

843
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,120
Kong, but I encourage people 
you're not going to lie to, to 

844
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,000
file a Freedom of Information 
Act to try to find out this 

845
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,200
information, this information. 
The the problem is this is that 

846
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,880
like my accounts are fine now 
with like the palms and 

847
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,040
everything, but again, the the 
technically asset worth is in 

848
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,560
the apartments, yes. 
So now it's down to the property

849
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,520
price. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

850
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,720
I'm quote, quote, quote network.
You know, yes, yes. 

851
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,080
Yeah, but the way things like. 
So technically every day I'm 

852
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,800
losing money because the 
property is going down. 

853
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,200
Oh. 
No, every moment. 

854
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,280
And and and every day I'm losing
money and you're doing fine. 

855
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,520
See what I mean? 
Yes, yes, yeah. 

856
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,960
And that's the benefit of being 
poor everyone. 

857
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,360
But Speaking of the of people 
who are doing well, we have a 

858
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,200
fantastic message from our 
patron, Arash. 

859
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,400
So if you guys remember Arash 
from a couple of weeks ago, we 

860
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,880
did give him a shout out because
he signed up for the whole year 

861
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,840
with Patreon. 
It's super cool. 

862
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,600
We figured he's in Canada 
because he signed up in Canadian

863
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,800
money, which we all know is not 
real. 

864
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,920
It's just like I learned from 
South Park that everything in 

865
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,880
Canada is not. 
Real. 

866
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,240
Yeah, right over there. 
Even the people who are like, 

867
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,520
you know how they have the South
Park, the character, the main 

868
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,520
character, yeah, but in Canada 
they're worse. 

869
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,520
Yeah, the faces look different. 
They cut them up. 

870
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,080
Yeah. 
Even the cars are square wheels.

871
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:56,360
Yeah, yeah. 
I, I, I highly encourage people 

872
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,840
to find the, the South Park 
episode called the Royal 

873
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,080
Pudding, which is sovent as is a
Canadian royal wedding. 

874
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,160
It's so fucking funny. 
And I didn't even just look up 

875
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,240
South Park the royal pudding. 
It's a Canadian royal wedding 

876
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:15,880
and it's definitely worth it. 
So Arash, message us going ha 

877
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,120
ha. 
Guys, I've been so busy. 

878
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,640
So I was catching up on the 
podcast episodes and the Patreon

879
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,440
episodes. 
Patreon is patreon.com/hoopod 

880
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,320
where you can join Arash and 
many other wonderful listeners 

881
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,560
slash viewers and supporting us 
$5.00 a month. 

882
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,640
Really nice. 
And when you sign up for the 

883
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,800
whole year like Arash, you 
actually get a good discount. 

884
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,480
So OK I just heard the multiple 
shout outs. 

885
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,760
So hilarious. 
Thanks guys. 

886
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,040
I feel like a celebrity laughing
emoji. 

887
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,160
Happy to support your cause and 
justice. 

888
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,560
FYI, I do live in Vancouver, 
Canada, so we got that right. 

889
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,840
My wife's family is originally 
from Hong Kong and over the 

890
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,280
years I've spent a lot of time 
there. 

891
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,840
It's my favorite city in the 
world. 

892
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,080
I will be there next in the fall
with our family, including two 

893
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,840
my two Cantonese speaking little
kids, six and three. 

894
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,200
Hey, good for you. 
Nice. 

895
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,080
Oh and don't worry, my wife 
doesn't listen to the podcast so

896
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,520
she has no idea I wasted our 
business class seat budget or 

897
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,120
the Patreon subscription. 
Amazing. 

898
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,560
Yeah, smart move, smart move. 
And then he have one note for 

899
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,080
me. 
He's like oh and MO, I'm 

900
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,400
Persian, not Indian. 
Oh, the last line after the 

901
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,440
compliment Exactly. 
But you do it. 

902
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,720
By the way, yes, I'm Persian, 
not Indian, but something lasses

903
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,400
walks away from these. 
Yes, exactly. 

904
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,400
So I figured in my racist heart 
that Arash is definitely an 

905
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,680
Indian name. 
Yeah, and not only that, I mixed

906
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,600
him up with Rahul, who's another
actual. 

907
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Name actually who's actually, 
which I bumped into at the gym 

908
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,360
the other time. 
Yes, first of all, very cool. 

909
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,480
Came over and said hi. 
Yeah. 

910
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,920
And it was like, you do your 
thing. 

911
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,000
Yeah, that's. 
Nice. 

912
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,560
I appreciate that, actually. 
Yeah. 

913
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,400
Yeah. 
He was like, busy. 

914
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,240
I was busy. 
But we respect each other. 

915
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,680
You do a thing. 
I'm like, yeah, smart woman. 

916
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,120
We're here for a mission. 
And yes. 

917
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,920
So Arash is actually Persian, so
if you see him, tell him he's 

918
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920
Indian. 
Anyway. 

919
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,680
Yeah, yeah. 
So yeah, Patreon we do. 

920
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,040
We did the share something last 
week on the Patreon that is 

921
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,200
definitely too hot for this, so 
I'm going to leave it there. 

922
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,240
You can even figure it out from 
the title. 

923
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,960
Go to patreon.com/hopod, listen 
to it. 

924
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,320
We have like a few seconds 
preview for each episode as well

925
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,480
and join us. 
It's cool to support before we 

926
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,040
go. 
You had you had something like a

927
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,840
gig I was asking you about 
before, but I was asking. 

928
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,280
We're briefing about the opera 
stuff, yeah. 

929
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,000
My God, I, my brain is 
completely blank right now. 

930
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,760
We were talking about a gig I'm 
doing, man. 

931
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,200
What gigs do I have that I have 
to be doing? 

932
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,120
Well, I mean, I have the LCSD 
thing coming in June. 

933
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,040
That's the Chinese, big Chinese 
show that I'll be doing, my 

934
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,440
Cantonese show. 
Oh, nice. 

935
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,800
Yeah, that's talking about that.
So. 

936
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,760
June 27, 2829 I'm doing a solo 
Cantonese show, Nice part of the

937
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,080
Pop Culture Festival of Hong 
Kong. 

938
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:56,760
Nice. 
Yeah. 

939
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,280
So is that the government? 
Thing yeah. 

940
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,520
So like it's actually going to 
be the first time LCSD actually.

941
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,400
Is collaborating to do stand up 
comedy? 

942
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,480
Yeah, it's really cool. 
We take dramas and all that 

943
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:04,960
stuff. 
Yeah, yeah. 

944
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,560
Where is it? 
It's. 

945
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,960
Going to be a Shawn Civic 
Centre. 

946
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,560
Yeah, Nice. 
So that's a big deal. 

947
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,240
And I'm hoping, I'm hoping, I'm 
hoping that that will open, 

948
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,880
yeah. 
That's why that's what opening 

949
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,000
is. 
It's hoping to open. 

950
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,040
It's opening. 
Yeah, I'm hoping that that will 

951
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,080
be the beginning of a lot of 
comedy. 

952
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,320
Yes, in with the government, 
yes. 

953
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,640
When I still with the 
government, they are still 

954
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,520
thinking that comedy is not 
really a performance. 

955
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,520
Yeah. 
Are you talking? 

956
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,840
Are you singing? 
Are you, are you dancing? 

957
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,880
What's going on here? 
Right. 

958
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,880
So if that goes well, and 
obviously ticket sales is one 

959
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,800
key aspect, but also me being 
funny is another one, Yes, so 

960
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,720
is. 
It just you. 

961
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,480
It's just me. 
I every night I have one opening

962
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,960
act, one Chinese New comedian. 
I want to give them a chance as 

963
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,400
well. 
Yes. 

964
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,600
So other than that, I mean, The 
funny thing is that they're so 

965
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,640
used to having like the dramas 
and big productions. 

966
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,840
They're like, so what's your 
production? 

967
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,600
I'm like me, yeah. 
Like, what do you want? 

968
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,880
But isn't that good for them? 
They're like, Oh yeah, great. 

969
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,360
But they're confused because 
they're like, I, yeah, we need 

970
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,120
to have is this, but what is the
backdrop? 

971
00:40:59,120 --> 00:40:59,800
What's this? 
I'm like. 

972
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,480
Secondly, nothing. 
Yeah, yeah. 

973
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Just have a light of. 
Yeah, it's fine. 

974
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,200
And I was OK. 
You know what, let's try to work

975
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,080
things out. 
We'll have a little more 

976
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,720
production value to it. 
Even though I'm like this is 

977
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:10,200
unnecessary but I get what you. 
Mean, OK, I mean, if they really

978
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,680
held Bent, but like, did you try
to be like, hey, why don't you 

979
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,960
see like, you don't have to do 
this and give me the money? 

980
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like what? 
You try to do that. 

981
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,480
There is that as well, but then 
it doesn't justify government 

982
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,680
stuff. 
You have to explain why this Oh 

983
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,840
my God, I get it. 
It's fine. 

984
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,200
I mean, at the end of the day, 
the thing, the way I look at it 

985
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,160
is really just the fact that 
they even reached out because 

986
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,160
initially I told. 
Them they just reach out cold. 

987
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,160
So because I've worked with LCSD
on other events as entities, 

988
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,000
whatever they know of me, and 
when they contacted me, I said, 

989
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,160
hey, we're going to be doing the
Laugh Festival, Yes. 

990
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,440
Why don't you consider doing the
Laugh Festival? 

991
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,720
Yes, You know, something like 
that, Yes. 

992
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,480
The lineup of the best of Hong 
Kong and everything. 

993
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,120
I literally wrote them a 
proposal. 

994
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,880
Let's say Tim Chan, Jordan, love
me all stuff and all these new, 

995
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,080
new guns and everything, right? 
They're like, no, I just want 

996
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,880
you. 
Yes. 

997
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,320
OK. 
All right. 

998
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,760
I guess we're going that way. 
I guess also if they researched 

999
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,000
everyone, I think you're like 
probably the safest for like the

1000
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,560
cleanest and safest. 
Both Jordan and Tim have 

1001
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,640
material that can be considered 
correct. 

1002
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,080
You know, for the government is 
like. 

1003
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,480
Yeah, we're not going there. 
Yeah, we're not going there. 

1004
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,840
And but it's also funny because 
you don't have that, but you're 

1005
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,080
also not like going there doing 
propaganda for them. 

1006
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,480
I'm not. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 

1007
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,080
It's it's weird, but the good 
thing is, I look at it this way,

1008
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,920
is that the fact that they 
considered comedy? 

1009
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,160
Yes. 
All right, This is the 

1010
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,080
beginning. 
That's really good. 

1011
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,240
And if I can open that one door,
of course I don't need to go 

1012
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,760
back through that door again 
like my all means. 

1013
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,960
Everyone please enjoy that door.
Of course, yeah, we'll see. 

1014
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,280
But I feel like that has always 
been kind of your role anyway. 

1015
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,360
In a way, yeah. 
I've had. 

1016
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,320
I've been blessed or grateful 
that I get these opportunities. 

1017
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,800
And one thing I am proud of 
myself is that I'm able to 

1018
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,520
execute with these kinds of 
chants where I'm like, all 

1019
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,600
right, let me let me give them 
Peace of Mind that it'll work 

1020
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,280
out. 
Yes. 

1021
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,720
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1022
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,920
Yeah. 
Because a lot of times it comes 

1023
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,760
down to Peace of Mind because I 
spoke to them. 

1024
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,480
They're like, you know, working 
with a lot of artists in Hong 

1025
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,240
Kong, you always have the ones 
who are like, I'm too artsy for 

1026
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,280
this or that's how it works, or 
they're just disorganized. 

1027
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:03,000
Lucky for me, my little bit 
hectic way of working allows me 

1028
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,520
to be like, not really on top of
things, but I will not miss out.

1029
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,440
Yes. 
Yes, you get it. 

1030
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,200
Yeah, You stay on top of it like
yeah, yeah, yeah, because. 

1031
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,280
Be done. 
It will get done because you can

1032
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,800
work. 
Crazy hours or whatever. 

1033
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,680
And also like I have my things I
won't like forget it. 

1034
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,560
It's just that I haven't gotten 
to it, but it won't be 

1035
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,840
forgotten. 
Yes, you know, so therefore, 

1036
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,160
like a lot of things that last 
time ahead of time. 

1037
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,640
OK, so you need this do would 
you need this is they're like, 

1038
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,600
Oh yeah, OK, I'm like, great, 
I'll get it done for you. 

1039
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,600
I was like, I remember in the 
beginning it was actually I 

1040
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,400
think New Year's, 28th of 
December or something like that.

1041
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,240
They they called me and still 
like, hey, I'm really sorry, but

1042
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,200
is it possible for you to get 
like the poster ready by this 

1043
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,520
weekend? 
I'm like, first of all, I have a

1044
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,480
whole set of photos ready. 
Yes. 

1045
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,840
That I've taken from before. 
Yeah. 

1046
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,200
And you want me to get posted on
the weekend? 

1047
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:44,680
Sure. 
I do it. 

1048
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,400
So it doesn't matter. 
Yeah. 

1049
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So it's really bizarre because I

1050
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,560
do have a full collection of my 
own little post photos I've 

1051
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,560
taken from other stuff. 
And I have it there and I could 

1052
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,480
edit it immediately. 
Make the. 

1053
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,440
Yeah. 
So they're like, oh, my God, 

1054
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,320
you're a lifesaver, Mike. 
Yeah. 

1055
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah. 
Let's go. 

1056
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,720
But then on the other hand, and 
I think this almost feels like 

1057
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,840
I'm interviewing you for this, 
wouldn't you worry a little bit 

1058
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,160
about like a government contract
with for stand up in general in 

1059
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,800
terms of content and like so 
bringing stand up into the 

1060
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,600
spotlight of the, you know, the 
attention of the government 

1061
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,720
rather. 
Yes, there is that. 

1062
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:17,000
However, I feel that right now 
this scheme is not big enough 

1063
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,960
where government officials are 
going to be sitting there to 

1064
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,760
watch it, right? 
But it's like, this is a 

1065
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,080
festival they do every year, 
right? 

1066
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,560
They need to have stuff in it, 
get it so the government can 

1067
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,520
like, yeah, sure, whatever, you 
know, that's what we do, just 

1068
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,240
have stuff. 
So Hotmail is very vibrant and 

1069
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,160
active, Sure. 
And also I would say right now 

1070
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,640
they seem to be pretty open with
me content wise. 

1071
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,160
And not like are we see what you
gonna say. 

1072
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,720
Also, because I work with them, 
they kind of. 

1073
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,520
I have a. 
Little you're already kind of 

1074
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,280
past their whatever they are in 
the beginning. 

1075
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,000
Because I have worked like done 
MC for their Asian ethnic 

1076
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,160
cultural performances every year
and they love me because I'll go

1077
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,320
and take care of it and like I 
will like so that festival that 

1078
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,640
that performance actually every 
year around November time and 

1079
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,200
Cultural Center, they will have 
a lot of different ethnicities 

1080
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,520
doing performances right And a 
lot of embassies will support it

1081
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,840
right from Saudi, Saudi Arabia. 
I. 

1082
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,800
Remember. 
Yeah, you do. 

1083
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,920
That's here. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

1084
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,080
And like, I'm able to go there 
when the council generals are 

1085
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,920
there, I will go up and approach
them and talk to them, make me 

1086
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,840
feel comfortable. 
Sure. 

1087
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,280
Tell them, hey, what's going to 
happen later on. 

1088
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,440
And LCSD loves that. 
They're like, dude, if you can 

1089
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,640
handle them and make sure that 
they're not, yes, they're like, 

1090
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,920
all right, well, nice. 
I love you. 

1091
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,880
Yeah. 
So I'm fully aware of what 

1092
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,760
they're looking to have and 
definitely like, they're like, 

1093
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,560
you know, we trust this guy. 
We show him respect. 

1094
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,600
Like, I'm sure he knows what 
you're doing. 

1095
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,920
So I didn't have that. 
OK, yeah, I see. 

1096
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,000
I mean, it is obviously 
exciting. 

1097
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:40,160
I, you know, from from our side,
like the English side and like 

1098
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,200
hopefully, you know, looking 
ahead would love to to, you 

1099
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,760
know, do more things like this. 
It's obviously always tricky 

1100
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,400
with with the government stuff 
because, yeah, as I said, like 

1101
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,000
from a producer point of view 
here is like, OK, but so it can 

1102
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,480
feel like one of these things 
that like you step, like you 

1103
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,480
try, you became too ambitious 
and that kind of like became 

1104
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,920
your yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Because if you go into their 

1105
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,640
spotlight too much to be like, 
hey, so who are these guys 

1106
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,200
again? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1107
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,240
And then you start looking like,
oh, we don't like this or 

1108
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,520
whatever. 
I mean, so the way I see it is 

1109
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,040
like the arts festival, yes, 
Hopefully when you do something 

1110
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,680
like this, like the arts 
festival, like if they're doing 

1111
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,000
that, that means it must be of 
this level, Yes. 

1112
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,760
And hopefully, fingers crossed 
everything goes well. 

1113
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,080
Let Arts festival whatever will 
now say, OK, let's have some 

1114
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,800
comedy. 
Yes, exactly. 

1115
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,080
And boom. 
And I mean, of course, yes, they

1116
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,440
must know that the young people 
are not looking for the, you 

1117
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,840
know, the old school like Xiang 
Chiang or whatever, like they 

1118
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,720
want. 
To they want your songs, not 

1119
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,040
Arias. 
Yes, exactly. 

1120
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,280
They want to hear proper songs. 
What is this? 

1121
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,240
Yeah, yeah. 
Do come to the next. 

1122
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,920
Check it out man. 
See what this is about? 

1123
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,320
Yeah, it's also if you're a 
student, they have student rush 

1124
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,800
tickets. 
I think they're whatever, half 

1125
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,160
price or something. 
But until then, you can also 

1126
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,720
come to live show at the 
backstage comedy. 

1127
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,200
We have a bunch of stuff. 
We have a yeah, Anirban Das 

1128
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,280
Gupta. 
That's pretty much half, half 

1129
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,520
sold already. 
So it will sell out. 

1130
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,240
Yeah, Resolving Diesel is 
coming. 

1131
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,920
Simon Goodson is coming on the 
February, on the February 20th. 

1132
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,640
And then we'll just keep adding 
shows. 

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It's going to be a big year I 
think for for all of us, 

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hopefully in Hong Kong. 
Until then, support the 

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patreonpatreon.com/your Pod. 
Find tickets for Vivek's tour in

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00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,960
Australia. 
Yeah, it will be on 

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00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,320
aunz.funnyvivek.com. 
It's all Cantonese shows. 

1138
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,040
But hey, if you have a Cantonese
speaking friend over there, but 

1139
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,440
go tell them about it. 
It'll be fun. 

1140
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,040
It'll start. 
It'll happen in April. 

1141
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,000
So yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, you'll be doing some

1142
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,960
English spots around town. 
I might, I might. 

1143
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,080
I'll see. 
Because like I as you know, like

1144
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,400
once I go there, my 100% focus 
like promoting and stuff and I 

1145
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,480
will always choose any sort of 
candies community event over 

1146
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,120
like. 
Over a new spot yeah yeah for 

1147
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,040
sure I mean the Melbourne Comedy
Festival is obviously a great 

1148
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:06,240
opportunity if you I am big 
supporter of just do stand up go

1149
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:10,000
support the live stand up. 
One last thing I just did the 

1150
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,320
thanks to you you did it before 
the dear dear future grandkids 

1151
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,120
interview interview. 
So there is a podcast like a 

1152
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,160
live thing that they do called 
the dear future grandkids and 

1153
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,760
it's on YouTube now when you 
basically get interviewed for an

1154
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,120
hour and you leave messages for 
your grandkids and stuff like 

1155
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,200
this and I just did it this 
morning and it was a lot of fun 

1156
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,640
so you can just go on YouTube 
find the future grandkids and my

1157
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,520
name and your name. 
We have two different episodes 

1158
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,560
and really fun stuff, fun 
production team. 

1159
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,000
And yeah, we, we had a lot of 
fun jokes and it's not stuff 

1160
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,080
that you usually find on this 
one. 

1161
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,640
So go check that out as well. 
Other than that, we'll see you 

1162
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,640
next week. 
I'm heading to the Philippines. 

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00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,520
Come back with some more 
stories. 

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Till then, bye bye.
