So I reiterate here, the bill is dead.
The story of this great city is about the years before this
night. We are free.
Hey everyone, It's a new episode of Hong Kong.
I'm starting the new year. We are starting late.
Yeah, we're doing. Yeah, a full day late.
That's right, we're doing a night recording.
Night recording, obviously on purpose to test the equipment at
night, that's how we're. Yeah, 'cause like I knew that it
works during the daytime and when the Sun's still out.
Yes, but now that you know the polar coordinates of the
magnetic fortitude of Jupiter has changed into the southern
world where it used to be N therefore the polar opposite of
the equipment and the USB cable plugged into 2200 and volts and
compared to 110 in the US. You know, the sad part is that I
don't know if you're actually what you're saying makes sense
or not. Exactly.
Like it sounds like big words but my, my brain is too dumb.
Yeah, know if you're joking or you're just making shit up.
It's like this is the key to life, I believe.
Is that when you don't know what you're talking about?
Yes, if you can cut out all the URS and URS.
Yes, that's true. Yeah, Yeah.
Then you sound like. It makes people go like, I think
he's like, he's not hesitating. Yes, OK.
To the point that people kind of tune up because, let's be
honest, even if they knew what you're talking about, when you
get into a sense with so many words without a comma, yeah,
they're like, sure, just. Yeah, whatever.
Just make it. Yeah, just stop talking about
that. Exactly.
Yeah. So exactly.
You're the snake. The year of the snake.
For those of you have received lycee, I hope you receive a lot.
Yes, if you get any lycee, you're not married.
I'm not married, yeah. So technically, obviously
girlfriend's parents give me that.
OK. How much you get?
For me, yes, 500 bucks. What it's common, man.
It's like, yeah, usually when it's like really close, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
You 500 bucks. I didn't get anything.
I gave some lycee to, like, people at the show.
OK. OK.
We gave like, like, free tickets basically for our Chinese New
Year show. Nice.
Yeah. Which is cool.
So they can come anytime during the Year of the Snake?
Yeah. Did I receive any?
No. Just like, you know, no.
I I tell you this though, the funny story has happened is way
back. Way, way, way, way way back when
I did like my Cantonese one man show.
Yeah, a solo show, whatever. I was working on RTHK on a show
at that time. Yeah.
And they were like, oh, this would be great.
You having a show? Let's fill some, fill some
footage. There's also his Chinese New
Year time, right? So be perfect overlap of, you
know, hey, this guy doing a show.
Yeah, Cantonese comedy, that thing.
And they gave me a bunch of Lysi packets.
Sure. With my little face on it.
Oh yeah. Very cool.
I have some in storage,
whatever. Yeah.
And then I was like, oh, you know, I can't just give empty
LYSI packets. I'm not clearly back.
Back then I was like, I'm not giving money away, of course.
So here I am. I was like, ah, let me, let me
print out some nice Chinese sayings that you do during the
lunar. Year I can't already see how
this ends when people are receiving lysine Yeah yeah, yeah
I'm. Inspecting money sheet of paper,
that's not the kicker, right? OK, so here I am.
I taking time. I printed out, I've put it, I've
measured the squares, forward characters, cut it up and put in
the everybody gets it. And then people don't open them
easily during the show. Whatever they did, I didn't.
I had no idea people saw it. They were kind of laughing.
They were. Oh, I guess they're surprised.
I don't know, right. So it turns out afterwards my
friends told me that in Chinese culture, or at least those
culture that they know of because I'm still in denial
about it, is that you do not put white sheets of paper with
Chinese words printed in black. Oh no.
That's usually like a signal signal that you would do for,
let's say, someone's death. Yes, yes, right.
There's so many superstitions, it's impossible to catch up with
all of that. Yeah, like you just can't so.
Apparently I and I Yo, you're giving them I.
See, just like I hope you're dying the.
Equivalent like the words don't say that, but they're like this
paper and that tells my brain is like, yes, he's trying to tell
to die. Oh my God, yeah.
This is like last week when I was saying like when we.
I was giving that Lady. Yeah.
At the aftermath. Yeah.
And. She's not getting touched.
Oh yeah, the superstition is the superstition.
Is strong here. Now let me ask you this, are you
a pro or anti haircut after trying to do for the few a few
days? I went right before to our
friend that they would do their time more.
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure because they're so
cheap that doesn't. Really matter.
Yeah. I don't feel like you.
Charge. I don't believe they charge more
to be honest. I think it's like a haircut and
a beard term like I do. Yeah, and it was 140, but maybe
they added like 10 on each item. Yeah, it could be maybe because
like The thing is that before holiday search on thing before
the lunar thing is that it's a common thing that they'll charge
you extra because everyone has got the haircut and stuff like
that. That's another reason you can
make a big quick buff, right? And obviously the saying is, you
know, don't cut the hair on the first few days because you lose
all the bad, all the good luck, of course.
Now, first of all, for a person who's lacking hair anyway, it's
not really an option. Yes, but I, I, I I've come to
the point now that I will have no problem cleaning my house on
the first day of the. Really.
Wow, even I don't do that. You don't do that and you're
more Chinese than me. Yeah, right.
Yeah, I know. So I, I, I love the whole the
things that lean. Yeah, as in like the last day or
the day before kind of thing. You city to clean up the house.
And I love that 'cause that's the day everybody leaves work
early. So by 5:00 PM you're like,
everyone shut the fuck up, it's great.
I'll do my stuff. Yes, and I love it.
Now, however, my house was in need of deep cleaning.
Yeah. I mean you are a different
situation because you just moved.
In I moved in, I was still like. Shit on the floor.
Shit on the floor and everything, right?
And and it's it needed like it's been a while since I vacuumed or
whatever, right? OK, so I remember it was Tuesday
night, I believe. Yeah.
Tuesday night. OK All right, so here we are.
Tuesday daytime. I'm like, you know, half day is
done. I'm like, get on with my life.
And, you know stuff. I was like, you know what?
The vacuum cleaner that we have right now, yes, is a rainbow
vacuum cleaner for anybody who knows that that's one of those
vacuum cleaners that do not get sold in stores.
Is it? Is it only for homosexuals?
Yeah, exactly. It's only the ones that they
have all colors that you can use it.
Yes, hence why it's supposed to clean the house immensely.
Exactly. It's like we make sure the house
is as clay as possible. In other words, replace Gables
clean. Correct, Right.
All right. So we've had that for 20 years
now. Wow.
OK, It's like never. Even heard of the brand?
The point of the brand? Rainbow is the brand.
Is the brand. OK, so.
Rainbow apparently is one of these things that they only do
direct sales, as in like, the salesperson comes knocking on
your door. Yeah.
And they sell to like one of those old school, old school.
Damn. OK, so I remember. 20 something
years ago, this lady comes to the house.
You know, friend referred us, you know, we have to show you
the next, and there comes the house in the vacuum a bit, you
know, show some examples. And my grandma is the worst
person ever. She's like, how does he do rugs?
Yeah, they start doing half the rug.
They're like, what about the other half?
Yeah, she made the in. The oldest got there to clean
the. Rug everything, right?
So mean, OK, so they've done all that stuff.
The ladies like, OK, you can't believe, right?
Yes. However, my mom was very
impressed by this because there's also one of these water
things that it puts all the dust into water.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
So my mom was impressed by it, she loved it, everything.
So you know what, maybe that's invested.
It was quite expensive. I forget how much, but it was it
was significant amount where you're like, OK, this is not a
thing you just buy because you don't need a vacuum cleaner.
And we got it and my mom has used it for 20 something years.
She's loved it ever since. It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
And the one thing with this vacuum cleaner is that it's
because it's got the water and everything gets filled water,
put the cover. Not very practical.
And remember, like how you,
let's say you have a car that you have to like hit the door a
certain way. That's what's happened to this
thing, right? Of course, you got to you got to
put the tube a certain way, Jingle it this way. 20 years, 20
years, right? So that actually I'm like, you
know what, I want to vacuum my house.
But if every time I have to go and get pick up the vacuum
cleaner from my mom's apartment, Oh my God, I'm not doing it
right. OK, no, even though, OK, yes, I
know we're in the same building. Just take a fucking lift.
There is a lift. Yeah, exactly.
Not even like you're going down the stairs.
Yeah, it's just. But sure.
Go ahead, Vivek. Yeah, yeah.
But you know, but going and setting all up.
Also, So what you're saying is that did you set off to buy a
new vacuum cleaner? Yes, the day before Chinese New.
Year yes here I am I go online. I'm like talking to my mom in
the group that we have. Maybe she get vacuum cleaner
yes, I'm thinking about vacuum cleaner OK, and so my brain
immediately is like I need the best vacuum cleaner ever.
That might be buy. I need the one that can do every
little goddamn thing. This is where our sponsor comes.
In yeah, exactly. Sponsor as in who's I paid?
You get the item, right? So Dyson came to my brain.
Wow, OK, that is the top of the. Line top of the line yes now the
reason I have this because I think back in version 10 I
emceed one of their launch events yeah all right and they
did give me a Dyson back in cleaner for free.
However, back then I was in no capacity to be all like, hey
man, Dyson is done. Yeah, I'm just like, I just
going to sell this, going to sell this, right.
I eventually gave to my sister, whatever.
Yeah. But the point I was like, OK,
wow, Dyson. Oh, look at me.
So I just want to say marketing works even after like 5-7 years.
I'm like Dyson. Yes, it stayed in your head.
It stayed in my head, yeah. So I go online, I start
researching a bit like the V-15. I go on YouTube.
Yes dude, they're like gadgets, yes, where you have like a shit
ton of reviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This doesn't have reviews, man. They only have people say I have
the version 13. It does this.
I'm like. Wait, but they're like YouTube
videos and they are They are. But not like what I'm used to.
I'm used to like let's say buying a camera.
Remember there's like 20,000. People reviewing it, yeah.
This is like, hey, this this sucks powder.
I'm like, yeah. And and it's yes, Isis, I can
get back with that. Yeah.
Like how well does it do it? Yeah.
Anyway, So I do a bit of research.
Then Gloria comes back, she does a bit of research and we're
like, all right, the latest, the best one is the Dyson Gen. 5
Absolute. That's is that what Wi-Fi
operated? And Bluetooth and stuff, I have
no idea. It tells you how much it sucks
at the what it. Actually fucking does.
It tells. You it's so not necessary.
Is it? So I saw it at the store, the
IFC. Issue, yeah, you're like.
They have they have a light as well.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
OK, we're jumping way ahead. Yes.
OK, OK. So nice and saga everyone.
Go to the desert website, see how unnecessary half of these
tools are. Yes OK, ask you another.
We can tell you how many dust particles you got jumped in and
the the machine will know if there is a lot of particles.
It's going to make the motor go stronger.
Automatically adjust, Yes. Wow.
I'm like, first of all, I don't need that salt.
No, for the machine to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, somebody hasn't
cleaned this patch. I don't need that.
I'm like, I'm working now, just shut up and do your job.
You know, I don't need judgment. Yeah, especially if it's not
gonna vacuum, but like you still have to hold it.
And I said, yeah, operate it. Yeah, it doesn't do so.
If it's like AI operating, I'll be like, OK, you can go ahead
and judge. Yeah.
But yeah, that one is like. Right.
It's just like basic. I'm like, dude, I'm the one
holding you. OK?
Yes, exactly. You can't even put a sand on
your own 2 feet. You're judging me as a person,
right? Well, for that they give you the
holder too. You can stand there.
It's 2 feet. That's another thing.
We'll get to that in a second. So, Dyson, to be sure, right now
I really would. Love to sponsor an ad by the?
Way I use my own money? Yes, just like all those YouTube
videos that do reviews, I use my own money.
No money was exchanged. No one.
Yeah, exactly. Nobody.
They had no. Fair objective Review all.
Right, so here I am I I basically I research all the
stuff, right? I'm like, you know what I think
this is the one it's engineered properly, it's nice, it's
stylish. It also fits properly.
It is what it is right? I go online price.com dot HK
anybody who doesn't buy stuff and go check that website out
for prices. You're like, you're missing out
man. Really Press it on the HK dude.
Yeah, go check it out. They have like.
Is it price, price reference or can you also buy on it?
You know, we buy, you basically put an order and they hold the
product for you for one day and you go to the shop and buy it.
OK, so you do HK. Throughprice.com dot HK and then
the Dyson itself holds the older for.
You so the the shops, the smaller shops like the ones that
you would never visit, you have to lift to like the 12.
Four days. Oh, I see.
Those ones, they're all listed over there.
Yeah, that's good one. But is it like for example like
proper Dyson warranty? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. OK.
Right. So it's basically just another
reseller. Yes, yes.
OK. So Dyson, just like you can buy
from Fortress and Broadway, you can buy from all these small
stores. Buy from Dyson directly too.
But yeah, but it's like 6000 bucks for Dyson directly.
Wow. Yeah, first of all, hell no.
Absolutely not. Yeah, I'm like, not for 6000
bucks, buddy. Like my house is dirty, but not
$6000 dirty. OK, let's be clear about.
That that's also the price of a house in many countries.
Absolutely. Like do I want?
Do I want to suck my house house clean?
Yeah. Do you want to have another
house? That could be.
Clean. Yeah, exactly.
You want to buy a house in Namibia?
Hey for $6000. I'll take it, yes.
At least the dust might be more controllable over there.
I don't think so. A lot of sand, no.
Very, very sandy Namibia. So I go online, tell the guy
leave, hold this thing. The guy says I'm closing at 6:00
PM today, come pick it up like no problem time is good.
I get there. 5:00 PM. Where is he?
Cause with me OK, right this place called a a digital zone
again doesn't matter who it is yes.
Just go on theprice.com the HK see who have the cheapest tell
them to leave it leave it. They cannot check if they have
stock. Yeah, they hold it for you for a
day. And you.
Pick it up. What's the price difference
between the main No but on your? Website it came to I think 6000
bucks yeah this was 3800 and. $50 No, dude, Yeah, I'm telling.
You what? It's probably even cheaper than
fortunes and stuff that. Is crazy.
I mean, Fortress is not that great.
It's not like the markup is quite high.
It is high, yeah, But the point is that you're like, yeah, go to
Fortress, try it out and go to these guys and buy.
Yes. Wow.
Yeah. So I was like when I went on
like, wait fourth. Wait, just fourth out.
What? Yeah, I'm used to dice to me
like, OK, that's stupid. Now, yes, of course, yeah.
I was like, OK, let's go get it. I go there now.
First of all, I forget that there's no free delivery
service. Yeah, I am the delivery service.
So I go to the store, I'm hanging together the days in
here. I go pay with FPS because they
can't take the credit card because the percent is charged.
And all I said right. Pay them, they whip out the
boss. I'm like, holy shit, this is
like as tall as me, right? And I'm like, I am not buying a
discount product. So I can take a cab home.
Yeah, I'm like I'm not. I need.
This to go in the MTR. I'm not yeah.
So I go and I'm like, OK, let me go check out the bus timing on
the on the app and everything. I just missed the bus. 20 minute
wait. I'm like, Oh yeah, of course.
This guy just This is the time everyone, in case you are not
fully caught up that Vivek is the owner of two houses in
Central Hong Kong and he spent the last two minutes talking
about how he cannot take care from Causeway Bay back to
Central Hong Kong because he bought a Dyson Yes, and he would
rather wait for the bus that just that for 20.
Minutes. Absolutely, man.
That's. This is just Rebecca, not chill.
Yeah, so I'm here I am outside so go with this huge box and you
think I'm like OK, I can't bang into people because you know
people are in a rush and go home yes and then I missed the bus 20
minute wait. I'm like my brains like no, I
will not do that. I go decide.
Let me take the MTR yes because 20 minute wait I could be get
essential by SO. You can take you want to take
the MTR with a Dyson, Yeah. And walk all the way uphill.
Yeah, with a Dyson to Kane Rd. Yeah, instead of just taking a
cab that will probably. But also the MTR.
I mean, if you really want to get into it, the MTR is like
10-12 dollars, right? It's like, I think it's because
9% yeah, 7-8 bucks cheap. Yeah, for this 8-9 bucks.
All right, 9 bucks. All right now let me tell you
something. When you take a big box into the
MTR. Turns out, yeah, people actually
will notice what type of a box it is.
Yes, if you just held some bullshit torn sticky tape box.
We were like, dude. Yeah, yeah, when you're walking
around with a Dyson brand new box, you yeah, of course, dude.
But do they respect you enough? Or if I was on that town like
this guy, just steal this thing because clearly he can't afford
the gas if you bought a probably five $6000 machine vacuum
cleaner. Yeah.
Why are you on? I would, if you're a foreigner,
I would probably walk up to you and be like, why are you on the
empty? Yeah, like tell me your story.
Let me say this is the time when stereotypes come to save you
day. Obviously everyone's looking at
this guy holding a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
New, brand new. Yes, they're like this poor guy
is delivering. Yes.
Right, he's trying to make his last quick living yes before the
holidays becoming. Probably also, like had the
theory of like or like people thought that like, oh, just
people are like last minute cleaning.
Yeah, the holidays start. This guy's trying to make sure
that they get to yes, yes, lady, this guy doesn't want to be
doing this, but he's like, I kind of got stuck over here.
I'm trying to feed my family. Every dollar counts.
Did they give you? They didn't give me they don't
that respectful. Be very clear on that.
Yes, Dyson is not that problem. It was a Rolls Royce vacuum
cleaner. They might be like OK, first of
all, the fact that you're taking the MTR, buddy sit down, buddy
sit down, right. So I'm on the MTR, everything's
good. I get out of there and I have
this whole thing lugging it up. I believe I took the escalators.
I think so I can't remember now, right.
Either way, I get back home, open it up.
I'm like, you know, getting it together.
Let's try this out right, Do it. It's pretty good.
I'm like I'm liking this. I'm like this right?
Then on the first day, it's morning time.
My house I'm not. Supposed to vacuum first day
I'm. Supposed to vacuum.
Yes, however. I was still looking back at the
history of me cleaning my house on the first day as well.
And it's supposed to take away your fortune.
Yes, let me remind everybody once again, as Mohammed once
said, I'd like to quote Vivek is the owner of two apartments
essential? Yes, I believe me, vacuuming on
the first day of the loony here doesn't seem to have the same
impact that superstition. Right, yes, all right, but
you're also messing with the. The it's one of the things where
you know it, so you can't. Like if you did not, ignorance
is bliss. Yes, where I did not know,
therefore I did it. It's like, hey, this doesn't
have you had no idea. Yeah, now I know.
And I'm like, I'm going to do it nonetheless.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, right.
All right. Vivek.
Vivek versus the Evil the the power to be.
Confucius, what do you? Confuse.
Yeah, exactly. So, OK, so you decided on the
first of first day when you woke up, yes, that you just want to
play with your new toy? I'm going to play with the new
toy. Yes, OK, right.
I I I this is a rare occasion when I don't really read the
manual yes, because I was like this is a Dyson yes, it should
be engineered in a way that I should not have to study it
right to be able to use it yes all right, okay.
And it's also a vacuum, like yeah, did you get?
I saw at the showroom they have a full extension where you can
put water in it. Really.
And you can mop. I wanted to avoid that one only
because I was like, I don't I worry like the mic insert gaps
and everything as a gap that I'm not going all.
The way. OK.
All right. So for anybody, go to the Dyson
showroom, go try. Out yeah, you can play with all
of them at IFC. Again, swear to God, not
sponsored. We would tell you if it's really
sponsored. If we're sponsored by Dyson, we
we will now. We will make it a point.
Exactly. But yes, the IFC showroom.
Yeah, because I've been as well, actually, because the IFC ground
floor is dog friendly. Yeah.
You can't stop you because it's like a public pathway.
Yeah. And my dog is well behaved.
So she's there off leash. And I walked into the Dyson,
like looking at vacuums or whatever, and the dog was there
and I was like, as she was like shaking and like, you know, some
hair is going on the floor. I'm just chasing her around with
the vacuum. Was so fun.
Yeah. And the staff couldn't care
less. Yeah, it.
Was great. They're like, buddy, you think
the first person we've seen doing this, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like every day for them, yeah.
It was great. Like you can go.
And I saw them also do like a demo of the hair.
I don't know what we can do. The hair thing, yeah.
The hair, the hair straightener thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can just go and then
like they can do it on you, Yeah.
Yeah, it's before a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I, I have obviously I can't really use that, but I'm
like, yeah, I can imagine why you go to that stuff because
like that stuff like properly engineering and everything.
All right, OK, so go to this, go to the showroom, go try out the
quote UN quote. This is one of the dumbest
names, the fluffy optical. Is that what it's called?
Yeah, Amazing. Right.
So it's basically this, the normal floor sucker whatever
flat rectangle thing. But they have a quote UN quote
laser light so you can see all the dust particles.
Which is just like. Light.
Yeah, it's just light. It's just literally like if you
put your phone with the little LED thing on the floor, you'll
see it. It's the same thing, but fine.
It's green colour, all that shit.
Very cool. However, the joy, yeah, of
seeing that dust, pushing a vacuum cleaner forward and
pulling it back. Yes, yes, like it's gone.
Why the light is? There, I'm like, that is worth
the money right there. Now let me clarify.
Every vacuum cleaner pretty much does the same fucking thing.
This one just tells you it did it.
You get my point. Yes.
Yes, the other one is clean. Yes, my house is clean.
This is like, motherfucker, look at this shit.
Yes. OK, Did you see that just now?
I'm like, yes, I saw those particles.
It doesn't thing as it comes out.
Like, do you see it again? Like I don't see him like magic.
I'm like wow. So because of that, do you still
vacuumed on the first day of I can't believe.
You did this, I did it. I vacuumed.
I was doing everything. I was even doing like.
How is your Chinese girlfriend like?
Is she? How is she not having a
meltdown? She she was kind of quiet at the
time, yeah. I can't imagine.
She does admit that she didn't like the idea.
Yes, but I did also remind her of like.
So you're the president who believes in the stuff.
Yes. Let's compare and contrast our
lives right now. Yeah.
Where we are in our fortune and short well-being and everything.
And I belong this. I was like comparing and
contrasting. I believe you have no Lexus down
on comparatively. Well, I can also make an
argument that maybe not because she's just hanging out and you
are doing all the work, so maybe.
Yeah, hey, if my house is clean, I don't give a shit who's doing
it right. I have no problem.
But. Maybe she thinks her fortune is
also great because she's not doing much.
True. That could be as well.
Yeah, that could be. And I could just change that any
moment. Well, she doesn't know that.
Well, I have reminded her many, many times and be like, just to
remind you. Yeah.
Just to get comfortable here, people.
I I'm very nice until I'm not nice anymore.
OK. It's as simple as that.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Don't worry about she she knows
that we've had this conversation, all that.
But yeah, so she has mentioned to me.
Yeah. She didn't really like the idea
and hence why I brought up the let's compare and contrast
conversation. And then she realized, yes, you
have your point. She backed off, right?
And she said, yes, OK, I like the vacuum here too.
All right, so on the first day I'm vacuuming, my house is
getting clean. I'm like, this is the best thing
ever because the I'm people, the joy and satisfaction of dust.
And now no dust is money. Yeah, when they have, they also
have, I mean any vacuum cleaner, a lot of the new ones, it's not
the Dyson. Dyson is better, but if they
have the extension and we can clean like, a desk.
Oh, yeah. Like a window sill or something.
Yeah. Yeah.
The thin 1. And that's so fun when you go
into the corner. Yeah.
This is the most adult conversation in here on this
podcast. You remember, like, you know how
like, guys, I was like, oh, yeah, this woman is the hottest
chick I know. We're like, we spent the last 22
minutes singing phrases. A machine you're not supposed to
do on the. On the Chinese here.
Yeah. And then here you are.
Like, it was worth it. Yeah.
No, bad again. That's what you know.
You matured. Yes, you matured.
For sure. Yeah.
So Speaking of maturity, I over the Chinese New Year, there is a
bunch of like, fun, like Hong Kong stories.
Yeah, the biggest one. And a bunch of people send that
to me going like you have to talk about this is the Hong Kong
lottery. And I have to first start with,
I knew nothing about it until people started sending it to me.
Yeah, first of all, I, I did some research because I was
fascinated by it. So our Hong Kong lottery,
obviously Hong Kong Jockey Club as the only legal gambling in
Hong Kong, it's has been running the mark 6/1 has been running
since the 80s long time. Yeah.
So I also have, because I didn't grow up with gambling or any
sort of like it's just Haram. The I didn't know what the
snowball is and the jackpot and all of these things.
I just don't know any of these terms and they set so there is a
like a bunch of snowballs every year including the regular
Chinese New Year and then the regular New Year and then the
Chinese New Year. This one was the biggest to date
ever. And then I actually downloaded
the app just to see how it works.
Yeah, I heard. Yeah, they've never had it this
high, right? Never had it this high, but
actually downloaded the app just to also see how it works.
Yeah. So it's really interesting how
it like I would show you like just how.
The so you have the Maxix app. Yeah, it's just the general Hong
Kong, Hong Kong jockey. Club.
Yeah, as you can see here, next draw, last draw.
So the last draw is the mark 6/1, the one that just happened.
So you can see here the total turnovers means people how much
people bought in is 380. Million. 380,697,000 and change.
So this is the this is the Hong Kong Jockey Club turnover.
Yeah, that's what they made. That's what they made, yeah,
right. And the 1st result is actually
the winning unit, which was on the news today is only one, only
one guessed all six letters, right?
Not all six numbers, right. So something else I didn't
understand until I looked into this, a lot of people gamble,
I'm sure know this last number. So there is actually.
You're supposed to guess 6 numbers only they give you a
bonus number. Yeah, in case you.
Get that number you. Get that number.
Any of these 7 numbers, you get 6 of them, Yes.
Wow. So you're actually that's even
like theoretically it's easier so you can get 5, but then you
also got the one, then you're. Like you know what?
Yeah, we have to. So good.
Yeah, So good. Yes, man, that's power.
Dude, so so first prize, that's what is on the news today that
obviously there is no name unless they name themselves the
ticket winner won drum roll 193,762,620 Hong Kong dollar.
Imagine if you didn't have that and then the next day. 24 hours
later. It's actually not 24 hours.
I did a deep dive on it when it arrives to your account after
less than 20 minutes from when they stopped the so because
yesterday I actually even looked went on the live thing.
Yeah, they did a little live stream thing of it and it's a
machine that like the automated machine that like sucks the air
and. Stuff Yeah, yeah and the ball,
yeah and the. Ball gets sucked in and so they
stopped the sale at 9:15. They did that thing like maybe
10-15 minutes after stopping the sales, the sales as a people can
bet combine or at the shops. And then they announced the the
the winning numbers. And then I kept an eye on the
app, like maybe 10-15 minutes later, those winning numbers
showed up and at the same time everyone got deposited their
money. Wow.
So which means in that moment someone was looking at their app
or maybe they had a ticket like an old person or whatever, and
then over in that second they realize they are 193,000,000
Hong Kong dollar richer. Oh my God.
Which is I just. I still can't wrap my head
around. It can I just say whoever won
this, I really feel you should just do something over the top.
Yeah, like subscribe to our Patreon for maybe 5,000,000
years. Yeah, it's still going to be
nothing. You're not going to notice.
Nothing. You can, it's $5.00 a month,
which is $60.00 a year with a discount, by the way, on the on
the Patreon and it's $60.00 a year.
Sixty U.S. dollar a year for you're going to live for
another, let's say 70 years. Yeah, that's 60.
Be fine. You'll be completely fine.
You have more than 20, 54,000,000 U.S. dollar.
Yeah, that's the how much money he made.
I. I just I, I just can't.
We need, we need to take a moment and just imagine and
let's see what would your reaction be?
You're on the phone. Be like, I wonder if I got the
thing and you're like, oh. Shit, I honestly, I thought
about it and I don't think it's just like so out of the realm.
Yeah, yeah. It's like one of these things of
like, I don't have an imagination.
It's not like. It's weird.
I'll I'll say this though, like part of me, this weird part of
me would. Obviously, I'm sure whoever won
it doesn't want the world to know.
Of course not, obviously. No, no, no, no.
Somebody's going to kill me for. Sure, someone is going to kill
him, you know that his. Family's going to whatever his.
Family's going to everyone like the random uncles, like yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
But you know what they really should do?
Just just for kickers, yes, just like for one day.
You know like how remember when the mirror guy gun told he had
his birthday as fan club? We were sponsor tram dude, this
guy disagree with that, right? Take 30 million and just say
what I'm going to do now. I'm putting money down $30
million until it runs out. This motor transportation is
free. Yes, your point, Yes, yes.
It's not like a full day thing. You don't know what it.
Is you should definitely do something that is like, yeah,
even without his name, just. Like, yeah, yeah, just say I'm
the, you could say, like whoever it is, I'm the little winner.
I just want to say thank you, everybody.
You know, I, I, I understand. I made 193,000,000.
Yeah. What's $30 million?
I've decided that, you know, let's say from Tuesday the 7th
onwards at 12:00 PM onwards, Yeah, until the $30 million runs
out. Yeah.
This particular bus, Yeah. Or whatever is going to be free.
Yes. Right, dude, first of all, you
know, like how, especially in the solar era, you know how the
escalator changes directions before it does.
He was sitting around waiting. Just imagine it says, let's say
the number 23 bus. Yes.
From 12:00 PM, you know, Yeah, yeah, Dude, even the driver's
going to be like, I'm not starting the bus.
No. Yeah.
Or like, you know what, they purposely start the bus at 11:00
AM Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just run through the bus
stop and then I would have a bus till 2:00 PM.
I'd be like which is it buddy? Do you want to save $7.00 or do
you want to save 3 hours? You know what?
I mean, so the other thing that also like shows you how
ginormous the Hong Kong Jockey Club is.
So if you do the math on this and it will be on the screen
here at some point. Yeah, it's the turnovers, as we
said, the 380 million, OK, and change, whatever.
Yeah, they give this guy 193 million.
So let's say 200 million, $280 million left, yes. $180 million,
yes, you give the second one, yeah, a million to 100,000.
So that's but divided over 12 feet.
Divided over 12, not. Yes, No, it's winning unit.
OK. So $100,000 per person. 100,000.
Dollars per person, that's $12 million.
That's a $1 million. $1 million only.
That's still good. And then the last one is 72,000
/ 500. No way.
No, no, it should be per. No winning unit is.
No, no, no. It's correct.
It's it's divided by all of these people.
I looked into it. Really.
Yes. Oh shit.
So actually if two people have one have guessed all the the six
mark, this would have been divided by this guy would have
gotten only sad or you would have only gotten like about 80
million. Dollars.
I'm sorry, 909095. Or whatever it is.
He would have been so sad. Yeah.
You can only buy one house on the page.
Has to win Central. Yes, I am.
Yeah. So and also the other thing is
like that means the Jockey Club is netting from this well over
$180 million dude from people betting on the mark six man
this. Is why there are so many Jockey
Club funded buildings. Of course it's just, it's just
money out of literal. Thin air.
I have to say though. Also, people don't even have to
go to the shops anymore. Yeah.
The entire thing with the app. And as I said, I did a deep
dive. You get your money back on the
app connected to your bank. They make it so easy for you, of
course. To give the money obviously to.
Give the money because once you connected to your bank account,
it's there is actually no authorization anymore.
Once you give the bank the permission through the app, you
can just like put like 100. So if you're topping up your
app, your Octopus card on the Octopus app, it's actually more
complicated than giving Jockey Club money, of course.
So Octopus card, when you're topping it up through the NFC on
the app, it actually takes you to the banking.
It's like a regular purchase. You have to approve it, go back
to Octopus and all of that. This one, once you connect it to
your bank account, it's you're buying as if you're buying
directly from the Hong Kong junction.
You just put 100 and just 100 gets deducted, no more
permissions and it's like, wow. Yeah, I can say this is
official. The banks are like Jack clubs
like OK, I'll make you a deal. You let me cut your money
immediately. When they get their money, they
go straight into the account. The banks like, you mean we just
take a $10 million like that? Yeah.
Whoa, yes, let's do it of. Course the other thing is like
for this guy, again, like I did, I did.
I was fascinated by it for this guy, not him particularly, but
anyone who wins those like big jackpot prize.
How come Jockey Club does not allow you to withdraw more than
$2,000,000 a day? So you're too many dollars each?
Day, each day. Oh my God, so.
That means they're holding onto his money for like, pretty much
the whole. Year interest Jacob gets to keep
because of that. Yeah, that's exactly my point.
Yeah. They're keeping their like, even
that guy, they're like, Oh no, you can't take it all at once.
Yeah. And then they're just making
interest on it. They're keeping over 180,
whatever 150 goes down and just the interest on that.
Can you imagine for the next 100 days?
Yes, this guy's getting $2,000,000 in.
Every day. Imagine.
Who was that soccer player that you said made a lot of money?
I mean, they all do you. Know that the one, the one that
you were like he makes like every minute or something.
Remember. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was Eric Holland or Mosala. Mosala.
Yeah, it was some stupid number.
Yes, yes, yes. It was a ridiculous number.
Did he make the salad you offer? And all of that, yeah.
Did he make 2 million $100 a day?
Actually, he would be making less.
Yes, I rest my case. Yes, he would be making go.
Kick a little ball, boy. Oh, you kicking the ball, You
kicking the ball. I I just bought your hookah or.
You can guess 6 balls. Yeah, yeah, right over there.
Another fascinating thing and I'll leave this alone.
So the next draw. So apparently as I said, there
is a lot of turn, like Mark 6, like mini ones.
Yeah. So the next one is actually
tomorrow is the day of this recording.
Yeah, the day this comes out, which is the 4th of February.
So there's little mini ones and they have no jackpot, which
means that if you don't guess all the numbers, they just keep
the money. Oh wow, they if you don't get
all of them, you don't get the accumulation.
Of it. Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right. But the interesting thing is,
well, it's still showing you the turnover in real time.
Real time, Yes. So you're saying the estimated
First Division price fund is $8 million.
That's basically if you probably get it, right.
Yeah, but the turnover already, because of the the the news that
the other guy got 193 million, people are just throwing their
money at them. Yeah.
And it's $18 million now, the turnover now.
And they're like, yeah, we'll give you 8.
And people will be like just putting can.
You imagine like, let's say you, you, you bought your ticket now,
yes. And you do win it.
You're like. Fuck yeah and also the the the
the ticket is as little as 10/10.
Dollars. 10 bucks, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So you do a single bet again, it's crazy.
Single. So they have single, multiple
and banker. Do you know the difference?
I don't know what banker is now. Yeah.
So single is just basically just one line.
One line. Yeah, I think it's going to be
13512 and whatever. Yeah, multiple you can do
obviously. Obviously up to six, that's a
single. Once you do, add another one
that's a multiple. Oh yeah, I know like $20 gives
you like the the computer ticket or whatever, whether it helps
you guess the number, it gives you random set of numbers.
You can, no, you can do that on any of the settings, but it
doesn't matter. Like this is just the computer
generated one. But the multiple means that like
you, let's say you pick 8 numbers, yeah, now the price is
higher because you're saying that the the winning draw is
going to be any six out of these.
Yeah, any combination. So each combination is
considered $1.00. Yeah, so automatically,
actually, let's do it quickly. You wanna?
I'm not connected to the bank. Thank God.
Yeah, but we can like very quickly try like run.
Yeah. Here you go.
We're not gonna. I don't have the money.
Like it's not connected. So here we just press our own
numbers, right? Yes.
Yeah, you. Can do it.
Press your own numbers. Right, let's just go random but
but but but but. Yeah.
So right now you already had seven chances.
Yes, because you are doing 1234561234567. 134 yeah, yeah,
yeah. Seven.
Yeah, Yeah. Yes, you have 7, which means
seven chances because the combinations.
Oh, OK, Got it. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. So once you add just one, the
chances are now 28, you see. So they're now for that last
one. You here, you have to pay
$70.00. Yes, now you have to pay 280.
Yeah, yeah. And then you do this.
And the fun part is that you can do full, which is all of it.
It goes back to a total you can actually bet on every. 139
million. Yes, 139 million.
So people have, yeah, discussed that where like, can we outdo
the system? And yes, of course, yeah.
So they actually make it easier for you by having an F button,
which is fuck you, you don't have the money.
Yeah. But hold on a second.
Yeah, then the previous thing, yes.
Oh, but you might have to divide this with someone, of course.
Yes. So you can actually bet this guy
can maybe bet 139 and thinking he'll make more.
But if someone gets it. Which is the F button is for is
like 5. Fuck the banker means that you
actually choose which numbers you you have to include there.
So let's say I you have to do 2, yes, those are your two like
numbers. And you go on selection and then
you choose the other 4, right? So 2 and 8 have to be there.
Yeah. And then after that you can add
more and then again you multiply.
Clearly, yeah, clearly a bunch of people in suits of.
Course. They sat there like, aye, aye,
let's take budget off the table. Yeah.
What do you want? Like literally the jacket up.
Definitely. They had a meeting that I, I
it's not a matter how much will it cost.
Yes. What do we want to do?
Yeah. And they were like, let's ask
all the relatives if they could have any way to bet how they
like it. And they they definitely serve
it. Every uncle in Vic.
The banker thing I think is very, very Chinese because
everyone, you're right, every uncle, every auntie will have
like a lucky, lucky number. It's never 4 or 14.
Or whatever, it's 17 or some shit.
Yeah, yeah. And I this is what I go into the
conspiracy because of course I have to.
There is I also looked at the drawing like the the draw
results and prizes. Oh.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
So for a lot of them actually from the last like, you know,
you can see here it's 25 means this year and how many draws.
It's already a lot this year alone.
But you know, it's interesting, there is so many numbers with
four, which actually, yeah, which really goes into my like,
feed into conspiracy like, like people avoid fours here because
obviously it's bad luck. Yeah.
Do you look how many 4 numbers are there?
I rest my case with the fucking vacuuming on the first day.
OK, yes, I am a forerunner. I'm doing the things because I
knew that there was something behind.
It Yeah, yeah. So of this like up to now there
has been 11 draws and almost every time the drawing results
has had 4/14/24 multiple 4340 something.
Literally every single one except for 1/2.
No, even this one. Day.
Oh my God. Except for one.
Drop one draw. Except for the one draw all of
them, and I'm sure with no information whatsoever that the
programming algorithm put more force because people are
avoiding. It so fewer chance of winning
fewer. Chances of winning Oh.
Man. Sponsor us and I would change
the wine well. First of all, there's, as we've
established on this episode, yeah, there are multiple ways to
get your money sucked away. Absolutely is through an app.
The other is through equipment. And the other one is clearly
just not listening to whatever your grandparents told.
You. No no, whatever your grandma is
telling you to do to win big or whatever.
The exact opposite. Ironically, the the same people
who truly believe about not vacuum on the first day, the
same people would probably go to bet on the mass 6 every week.
Of course, and then I'm not going to lose more money.
You're literally you are losing the money.
Yeah, you literally. Yeah, you do the equivalent.
Not just that like I am someone who new 0 about anything
gambling yeah downloaded the app looked at like just the the
basic introduction yeah they make it so easy they make it so
easy I'm like do I now know all of.
I can just start now. Yeah, I tell you this.
I remember last time that they had some sort of snowball thing.
I went and lined up in down the street.
There's a long line. And they kept telling us, oh, by
the way, you don't have to line up if you just get the app.
Yes. And this guy in front of me was
like, yeah, I want to make it difficult for myself.
Wow. And I.
Was like, yes, yes, that's smart.
Exactly my thought as well. I'm like, no, if it's easy, I'm
like, ah, what's 10 bucks, you know?
No, no. Dude, it's so.
It's so easy. Yeah.
And one last thing, like whoever won that I don't know.
There is no information. It could be an uncle who would
never, but it goes to be a foreigner.
Anyone can anyone with a Hong Kong ID can register and and buy
tickets. You can actually buy the horse
racing even if you're not a Hong Kong ID.
But for the mark 6 ones, you have to be a resident.
But if you are listening to this, please come on the
podcast. If you don't come, at least go
on the Patreon, patreon.com slash Yeah, subscribe to the
Patreon. Come on, man.
Come on man. Yeah, man, you have the money
you can afford. Yes.
And oh, OK, question for you. Yes, what would you do with 193
million? Dollars honestly man, like at
$2,000,000 a day I, I would feel, I would feel honestly not
to be all like oh look at this nice guy.
I will literally take the 1st 2 whatever the first big chunk.
I would literally be like no I know I'm getting more money
coming in. Yes, I'm going to use that money
to help someone who I believe deserves it, and they have this
dream they're trying to work on, but just, you know, the system.
Doesn't allow them. You're just going to give them
directly to me? Yeah, right.
OK, here, take this money. Yes.
Fucking buy a place and make it comedy club.
Make it the best goddamn club. OK, You know what I mean?
All right. Oh, for sure.
OK, I know. And once I get that out of my
conscience, I'm like, the rest of my money I can burn, OK?
I can fucking fling around. And they can be like, Oh my God,
look at this guy with his greed. I'm like, agreed.
Fuck you man. You see this comedy club with my
face on. Here, you motherfucker.
Yeah, I mean, like talk to my and I think it's literally me,
you know, like how you let's say before someone's gonna let's say
I don't want his mom movies. Yes.
Before they go and kill someone. Yes, they go to church and
they're like, you know, my father, just forgive my sins and
everything. Here's me donating to 10
minutes, right? Yeah.
And we're like, hey, man, you know, go chase that dream money.
You know, they just just just think of it this way.
Someone help me when I grew up, it's my turn to give back all
that shit. And then after 10 minutes out
the next 90 days, yes or sorry, 95 days of $2,000,000 a day.
Fucking stupid shit walk into actually be like, I want that
one. They're like, Sir, I can't see
which part are you pointing at? Whichever whichever you think I
pointed at, it's. Mine, I understand that please
come into the store to buy the item.
I'm like, no, I want that one that you're outside the store
store. I'm like, I don't understand
what I'm talking about. I want that one that like the
the the store. Yes, yes, yes, motherfucker,
yes, exactly whole shop. Now I'm buying this whole space.
Yes. And you, you stay here.
Yeah. You work for me now.
Yeah, you like? Sir, this is a.
License too. Exactly.
I'm like, I'm going to give you $1 million.
Yes. Tell every other client for the
rest of the month this is decent.
Yeah, OK, Decent. Yes.
Exactly. It's going to random stores.
Yes it is not Pret. Yes, it is prate.
It's actually not Pret that just.
Yeah, whatever. But I want you to tell me like,
welcome to prate. Yes, just as that.
And like everything, it's not long jeans.
It's lungeons. It's not Shake Shack.
Shack Shake Yeah. It's not Mont Blanc.
It's Mont Blanc. Every store nice you walk over
there you. Can totally do that with
$2,000,000 a day by the way. Like this easy go to every store
1 by 1 like 1 by 1. Like, you just go tell them
still it's not Lane Crawford, it's Rd.
Crawford, right? Yeah, like.
What? Yeah.
OK, so just like anyone who's like hasn't come to IFC for a
week and then arrive back, I think this just worked.
Alternative universe. My Shenzhen why is there?
Why is there? Baseball be great, yeah.
If you change like the main brands like to like the Chinese
knockoff, Yeah, like, so adieu, boss.
Yeah. Cure Fitness.
That's exactly star hugs. Boomer Boomer.
Lala Lemon. Lala Lemon.
This is actually the merger between Luna Lemon, Lala Move.
It became Lala Lemon. Zach yeah, right over there.
You get all these stupid figured out.
Nick. Yeah, Nick, TWC is now TAG, tag.
Team yes, yeah, it's basically a Shenzhen outlet, a regular
Shenzhen outlet. More.
Day, yes, yeah, yeah. So good.
Like Godiva. He's like Godesva.
What is? That the apples the other side.
Log ONS, Log off city sucker. What city, sucker?
That would be so fun. Yeah, you have the money to do
it for a day. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, IFB Mall, like even like UBS bank log in there, right.
Then again, I think too many UBS will like fuck off, yeah.
Yeah, we let me make that point quite easy.
Go in there be like I just just for 193 million, $100 just for
one day call yourself BUS. BUS, you're like, all right,
we'll do it. All right, we'll do it.
But that kind of money, fine. Anyway, welcome to BUS.
BUS Yeah, I mean, if I if I had the money to burn, yeah, that's
just like, oh, you mean like if I win that.
Yeah, I thought of it because of course everyone thinks of this
topic. What we do, if you're like, oh,
what would you do? I thought I would just give like
my, because it's like about 2425 million USD USD.
It's easier to think, I guess in USD you just give like every
family member of mine 1,000,000. I'll be like, just quit your
job. Just you have $1,000,000, just
quit your job, do whatever you want.
Not every family member extended, just my mom and with
two brothers. Yeah, that's, yeah, obviously.
So that's three million. My mom obviously is already
retired. I'm like just buy half.
Yeah, whatever. Just walk up, be like this one.
Yes, exactly. And also, you know, you got to
understand 1,000,000 USD in Egypt, it's just way too much
money. You finally buy the chickpea
farm. Exactly.
You can buy multiple. You can buy, actually probably a
whole province, Yeah, and call it chickpea.
Farm there man, right? My two brothers.
Yeah, just like both of them. Let's quit your job.
Just just do whatever you want. I'm not.
I don't have any further instructions.
Here's money. What I want you to do is to quit
your job. After that, do whatever you
want. Yes, after that, definitely our
comedy club project. I would just pour some money
into it and then the rest definitely some something goofy
as what I thought as far as something goofy is to sponsor
the MTR but with the worst colours ever.
Oh, make them paint like a train.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh wow, make it like a
Batmobile. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just like, because you can actually make the MTR like as
anything you want. And I don't believe it's
probably it's expensive for normal person not expect to when
I have $180 million, it's probably maybe half a million a
day or some shit. I'm just going to sponsor a
couple of lines and have them, like, bright fluorescent, like
yellow. Yeah.
It's just just upsetting when people are arriving.
But it's also going to be inside, just like the Disney
one. Yeah.
So inside every time. Oh, my God.
Oh my God. Who did this?
Yeah. And it's just, like the worst
designs. It's like the.
What is her name? The Japanese old.
Lady with the dots. The Kusama lady.
They're just going to like that. I love how.
I know, but it's going to be like it's going.
To be over the top, what is going on?
Yeah, yeah. You can't get out of.
Here anymore, yeah, yeah, yes, just like Kusama like patterns
inside the MTR and and and start also having like props like
start having stuff that looks like it could be part of the MTR
like it's a new thing, but it's actually just like something
stupid. Like do you think maybe you have
one that's like, oh, they're going to go go retro.
It just has like an old radio that doesn't work and it was
strange it doesn't. Work.
It doesn't work. Emergency use this like it
doesn't work. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So yeah, that's as far as I thought so far.
Do something. Also, I don't believe it's
actually taxed Even so because it's like capital.
AI don't know the. I don't know how it works, but I
don't believe it is. Even if it's 50% tax, dude,
yeah. Yeah, well, I only have 12
million U.S. dollar. Yeah.
It's so sad. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, I didn't know. Like I know Hong Kong is rich,
but I didn't know Doctor Kong could just give this kind of.
Money to someone. Stupid money.
Man, it's that's, I mean, I can see now the basically mid double
of it. So it's like, yeah, OK, if we're
going to give 200 and keep 180, sure, yeah, whatever.
Whatever. Yeah, Yeah.
It's just like can. I can I can I give 2 suggestions
of if the winner is listening to this?
Yes. Just for fun, just for kicks.
OK, if you want, go sponsor the MTR, train the interior and put
a whole bunch of ads that says quit gambling.
You know why it's great? Because he doesn't want people.
And he can get that. Again, no.
No. No, yeah, because that way they
will never have a bigger draw. Yes, so the person has the
biggest. Ever job the biggest?
Job like that was the draw and this is the person.
Who would do an anti gambler and also he can put like 5 million
aside, Yeah. And then just keep putting it
back into the Jockey Club. No big deal.
And because people are now quitting gambling.
Yeah, he's has a bigger chance. Everybody with anybody.
Yep. That's genius.
Is that one? That's that's number one.
Number two, if this person is in fact, let's say unfortunately
divorced or whatever, yes, male, female, whatever, right, yes,
put your divorced partner or whatever, Yeah.
And you know those big ass they have in Hong Kong station, Yeah,
put his or her photo and say I won.
Come get me bitch. Yes.
Exactly one mic drop. Yeah, exactly, has to be that
person photo. So was like that motherfucker
yeah, that's mother. Oh shit.
Yeah oh man. Be so good, dude.
Yeah, yeah, there's. So many petty things.
You can do this. When you have this kind of money
and this kind of access, you just like so many petty things,
just. Purposely make get like a
dripping air conditioner and let it drip.
Yes, get fined. Well, also like our buddy Tim
Toe when he was on here like long time ago, he said that you
can hire like mob people, like the the Shiat people for not
much at all. So imagine he's like, I think he
said like, you know, just to fuck with people, not to even
necessarily do like something super illegal or, you know, beat
up somebody, but you know, just annoy, harass, whatever.
And he think I think he said something along the lines of
5000 Hong Kong dollar. You just get a bunch much of
guys who just like bother you, harass you, whatever.
Imagine giving these guys just like, you know, a little bit
more. Giving them like 50. 1000 and
they're like, we'll have a little more fun now.
Go have a little more. Fun, dude, You know what, I have
another idea on top of that, getting that get the mob, hire
them, give them money and tell them to fill up all
entertainment in Hong Kong. Yes, Other than the comedy club.
That way people have the comedy club, yes, come watch the show.
And they're like, this is pretty good.
It's actually good. Now they're hooked.
Yes. I mean, yeah.
Because you people hire the businesses legitimately hire
them to stand outside the line. Yeah, So we can also hire them
to just stand outside the comedy club and then never get in.
It just always looks like a Broadway show.
Yeah, and people like. What is going on with this?
Thing and they're like, oh, I forgot in France guy and they
come to you like oh, what's going on?
I'll come the two of you. Yes, I can fit you in.
If you want to buy ticket like we bet, we better go.
Or yeah, of course. We're about to sell out.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Like our guys start fighting with us.
Yeah. No, we're here 1st.
And I'm like, no. Excuse me, Sir.
Excuse me. These people are here now,
please excuse me, it's my business.
I'm going to serve these people, okay?
Just be polite, be polite, and then like, okay, okay, Thank you
so much. Thanks.
Come back next week, yeah? Come back next week.
Nice. That's actually that's where you
get your money. Back, man.
Right there, dude, OK, You should have won this money, man.
We we could use it well. OK, yeah, we can definitely use
it. Well, also every like when the
SNP posted like that, how many, how much money that guy posted
every comments like why is it not me?
Everyone thinks of course, like it should be me, of course.
And everyone has ideas. Louis CK has this bit about how
all no one, every rich, every poor person has a perfect word
when they get rich because they think about it every day.
No rich person ever thinks one time about if they get poor.
That's true. That's true.
He's like, oh, yeah, I fantasize about taking the train every
day. No one does that.
But every rich, every poor person has a stupid fantasy as
soon as they win the lottery, which is like, I'm going to have
a house made of chocolate. Yeah, it's always dumb.
Something good. Oh.
Lord. One good thing you can do with
your current money without winning the the lottery is
patreonpatreon.com/your Pod. We do have something a little
bit spicy for this. I will tease it and say deep
seek, deep seek. I probably heard of it.
We will talk a little bit about it on the Patreon.
For reasons I don't need to explain further.
You should join us when we do a deep dive.
Deep seek, deep dive on deep seek.
I can't talk anymore. We, I did do some little fun
tests. People on the on the podcast
group on the WhatsApp also know about this a little bit.
So we're going to talk about that, but again, only on the
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Other than that, the live shows are back.
You're heading to Australia soon.
That's why I'm doing my Australia Cantonese show from
the 8th onwards in Melbourne until the 20th and after that
going to Sydney chat, Chatswood, Brisbane, Auckland, Perth and
Gold Coast as. Well, amazing.
Yeah. Here in Hong Kong, Backstage
Comedy is running a bunch of shows.
We have starting this weekend. Our showcases are back.
I believe you are on. 8th of February of February, 1 of the
people performing. Yes.
And then next week we have 15th of February Valentine show
special featuring Jordan Long, Kali Gunners and a bunch of
other guys. And then after that we have Anir
Bandas Gupta coming from India on the 1st of March, 8th of
March we have Resolvan Ghazal and we just keep adding shows.
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