Ten days from Play. Welcome to seven days to play
your Weekly, mobile game, review program.
I am Sam. And I'm Edwin.
Each week. We challenged, my let's play a
new mobile game and this week, it was my son and I hope I
chose. Why did I choose this Sam?
Why did you listening back to last week's episode?
I your disdain was so palpable. I didn't really pick up until
the time, but here we go. It was.
Here we go. Minions rush, Christina Milian's
is it man? Onions or just Minion Rush.
Oh, who cares. I mean, like, you know, that
bothers me, I don't care Minion Rush, right?
One, minion minion. Rush rushing Minion.
Rush is a 2019 game from Gameloft Universal.
Many Splash screens, it is a infinite Runner as them as you
predicted correctly. It is Christian our toes.
Ronaldo Rose, kick and run all over again.
What kind of the original game in this form?
Temple run, Pimple wrong, you will sort of behind it, sort of
3D ish, you're behind a runner, you move them left and right
from oncoming obstacles. Collect bonuses.
See how far you can get and it's actually it's like you have
three lanes, right? You have three in your lane Sam
and we will yell at you when you're driving in New Jersey
always, you know, I try to drift and you Jersey, but they won't
let me the New Jersey drift. You move from left and you know,
like there's you have three lanes, you have to move your
character from the left lane Middle Lane right lane by
swiping. It's just like Temple Run.
It's just like Cristiano Ronaldo.
It's just like sup Subway Surfers that he is jumping and
ducking. Is that different?
That means all in Temple. Okay.
Sold it. Nope.
All right. This is a lengthy cut screen
that you cannot skip. Every time you start a new game
was that in Temple, Run, 2 is there.
Well, in tempura. And there is like a little bit
of excitement, as you build up to the level, which is, I guess
it's kind of taking it from that as well, like you see the person
running and it does like this 360 Matrix style camera pan and
then you go, you know it's sort of fixes the camera behind the
runner as you're running running comments.
Let's see. And this is ridiculous.
You're like you know talking your gibberish speak with other
minions and then you have to like all of a sudden run and
this tunnel for no reason. Once again Sam says, where is
the story Why am I running? Why my minion?
Why am I high fiving? My minion Pals.
What is my minion motivation? Very I mean bananas really
bright is now. Is that in the movies dominions
love? Bananas.
Is that a thing that we know from the world of minions I can
write this as a complete menu Noob.
Having that is a Dandy despicable 's.
Yep minions. It's they love to say and I
think they left by the yellow because I didn't do any bananas.
Know like we have to already be too many carrots.
I'm almost sure if science is that science other thing outside
0 that is say okay this sounds much like if you eat too much
carrots you turn orange. If you too much bananas you turn
yellow well there you go. Do you also turn small and have
one eye and inability to speak and a love of God calls?
Probably let's find out Edwin. Next, seven days, you have seven
days to eat 20 Bananas a Day. Wait, didn't.
Okay. There was a, you know, what do
you know who Peter Andre is? Is he related to Andre the Giant
is not, okay? So this is a little bit of 90s
British culture for you. He was like a pop star kind of
mid 90s famous for not really wearing a shirt.
I think his first thing was called mysterious girl.
Anyway, the think there is a story of him eating too many
bananas and he had like a potassium overdose.
Now I have a gue really what's his name Peter?
Andre did the guys. He didn't die.
Peter Andre roster hospital, after collapsing with stomach
dot dot, dot with excruciating stomach.
Pains hours before starting at all.
I mean, potassium is like, it's a, it's a matter.
It's like a mineral and I would imagine, potassium poisoning is
the same as like lead poisoning. There's a tweet from 2016.
Did I dream it? Or did Peter Andre once eat too
many bananas and nearly died? It could be like a it's odd
Mandela effect. Anyway, I think this is all to
say, Don't eat bananas in excess.
Do nothing in excess right in fact, that's just only one is
what it is. Probably safe, right?
Yeah, obviously, making bump it up to a day perhaps.
Yeah, to add a would be great as well.
It's good for the, the Flowage. Yeah, but Sam, I mean, if you
want to dive back into some 90s British culture Peter Andre
mysterious girl, that's Give a listen to solid track.
Well, definitely mysterious girl, I wanna make love to you.
It's with a banana with a little boy.
Well, you can see that would rather sing for the audience
than have a discuss. This game further, let's discuss
it. We must.
Well, is there anything really? I mean please revisit our
discussion of Cristiano. Ronaldo's smiley face game where
he's smiling all the time at least, that was sort of funny.
It's just I think this game falls into the problem with like
all these for the purposes of discussing on this here, show of
ours, it's both like polished. Well enough that is not that
amusing and it's also boring enough that it's uninteresting.
Wait do you know I mean like it's neither good enough.
Interesting gameplay to talk about our and it's neither
stupid enough to make fun of it's just yeah.
Okay, let's get to the three by threes.
Let's get to the 3X3 fastest we ever got to them before.
Why don't you start Edwin? Okay, well I mean, watch out if
they have a lot of good points, you get to dress up as different
mini owns, which I guess is farmer.
That is, I guess, like the only collectible aspect of this.
Well, not the only collectible but it is.
It's the one thing that really would possibly make you like
this game over and over again. It's that the life of me.
Get these rewards. Yeah you get the bananas and
then the bananas allows you to get accoutrements for your
minion meaning different costumes but sometimes these
costumes do have like effects. I think like oh yeah there is a
side effect bonus Powers. It might attract bananas in the
next Lane over. Oh that's true.
Yes, I did collect something called a bit.
I don't like a loop, that's what it's called, but no.
Thank you essentially a lot so bad large tuba on your back,
that inhales bananas for you. I mean I was mildly amusing for
a second or two. Yeah, good point.
It's a minion, it's a minion. I mean, if you really like
minions. Yeah, if you really, really,
really into minions, this is probably the best minions game
out there. But if you're a middle-aged
adult and really into minions as well, Right.
It's also very quick pick up and play except for like that
excruciating little intro that you cannot skip.
Why? If you want a completely
mindless game, that's even more Mindless than supposed to do
stuff like tune blast. Yeah, why there's no real
strategy, there's no real strategy me sometimes.
You have to choose between collecting bananas, or doing
something else not collecting bananas.
Like you can high-fiving or like pushing yeah, pushing Dominion
out, I think. Yeah, you can do that kind of
stuff. I mean.
Yeah. If you want that kind of quick
pick up and play, go for it. Check it out, I don't recommend
it. But if you, if you're really
like minions, check it out. Okay, great.
Home to the bad points. Now Sam, I think, if we, if we
rewind to a previous show, we did take bets on how many
buttons would be on the homepage or the home screen.
I believe, I said, 23, you did. I think I went 17.
I think I did say 17, didn't I? Yeah, and I just counted them.
And then now we mentioned more numbers.
I forgot how many there were. So let me count again. 70,
really? I've got 14.
I don't think those are actual buttons.
They're just little indicators but you can go up and down
though. I mean, Right.
But you get it'll pop in from the sides to watch videos.
Yeah, you are closer. The top the top bar also has
buttons for ranks and bananas and whatever.
Yeah. Purple.
You know how? When you look at a website and
you feel like the website hasn't updated their UI element since
like the 1990s or like the 2000s.
Oh yeah. And the thing with some kind of
glossy buttons, perhaps, right? This is I feel like this game
was somehow made in the 90s or like the the knots in terms of
the button style and and they haven't been able to update it.
I mean, but yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I also get a sense that this game probably still rakes in
tons of money. Well, his minions little rakes,
very effective, his there still like a monetization thing in
here. And this game, I'm sure has like
millions of players daily, which is insane.
That is true. Yeah yeah, look at these.
You can buy more of these like million bucks for 99.
There's an option for 99 dollars.
That is true. Yep.
That'll be 99. Real Buckaroo knees.
This is, yeah, I mean it up to version 7.
They have 161,000 ratings The 4.5.
So, I mean, they're doing something, right?
They doing something for sure. It appealing to some people.
Bob's not us. Final count on the buttons, is
14. Okay.
Great too many. You are the winner.
Edwin a sir. Thank you.
Not sure if that's an honorable thing or not but yes.
Why do you need 14 buttons just to play a very simple Runner.
Hey well yeah, there it is. My bad point is that this?
I mean, if you're into Runner games and you're really into
minions, I guess like this is it, but otherwise For me,
there's really no value in this game even though I do like the
minions and I think they're cute.
Yeah, I did enjoy their full length feature animated film.
Onions in me part 1 it's just called Minions.
There's minions one and minions to which I both enjoyed.
I'm very much out of a minion sphere.
They could do much more with the minions franchise in terms of
games. That's true.
I will say, you know, just to back up and go back, not good
point. The animation is pretty cute.
Like it is pretty slick and Polished the little like a
resting animation for my Island. Minion licking a lollipop.
It's gonna be cute but yeah. Oh boy that Bring back the bad
points that lengthy. Why is there like a 10 second
run in before starting each level this pie why it's cute?
It gets you pumped up, it is taking a lot from Temple.
Run I feel mmm. Yeah, yep, that's about game
Sam. What's your final?
Seven de-rating. Let's get it over with.
It is a one-day? Yep.
Yeah. I think I got to complete sense
of what this game is all about. And that one time of playing and
it's just not for me. I think there are much better
running Sal games out there. If you want to try even Ronaldo,
Ronaldinho at least that was unintentionally hilarious.
Yeah. Smile to the beat game.
Yeah, that's I feel has much more to offer than this, yep.
Like weed. Yeah, mine was a two-day, I
tried as a yep. Still still is what it is.
Okay, that was our role Sam. I admit my culpability for that
terrible. But luckily, some now we can
move on Sam over to you anyway. I'm gonna give you a choice.
It was the first time in seven days play history.
Okay, would you like to play a game that is free?
But potentially, A good sort of style of pick up and play.
Mhm, free pickup and players. Or would you like to spend a bit
of money? to attempt a game that is a
little bit more cerebral, but potential Potentially much more
of a deeper game play. See my current mindset.
I think I would prefer pick up and play versus anything to
cerebral, okay? All right.
Edwin. You have seven days to play
Knighthood from King. Oh, King like that King.
Hmm, remind me who King is. So King, I think they made Candy
Crush. Right.
Yes. Yeah, right.
I believe they are Swedish company King King.
So they are known for their Candy Crush and Candy Crush Saga
and all their iterations of You know, very popular candy games.
But King is also a very now, a very big company because of the
success of like games, like, Candy Crush and they have
recently come out with a new game called Knighthood.
It is our latest game, I think. See when did this get released?
Like about two weeks ago or something like that or like a
week ago, okay. Yeah, very recent but let me
read you the tagline. Knighthood become the ultimate
night. Okay.
Oh, that's it. Okay.
It's so we guess we'll find out what that means.
The ultimate night. That was that the last ever
night? Right.
So it seems like what the 1.0 version of this game.
Actually came out eight months ago, so it's been around, okay,
but yeah. One, the rage night, Banda
fighting conquer. Okay.
Maybe there's also a nap night. Born to relax and snooze.
Yeah. All right.
I will play this. I will become the ultimate
night. Excellent.
Let's see. What kind of night you choose is
I think there is like this, this you can customize your night.
I feel okay. And it'd be interesting to see
how you make your night. Come on, as we can.
Find out before we go Sam, do you ever think of the week?
I do have a thing of the week. So you talking about your Rodeo
notebook. Me made me jealous and so I knew
that I had a road in Notebook somewhere.
So I scrounged around. And found my old Rodeo notebook,
which still had plenty of pages left.
Did you find some old notes that you looked at him at?
What the hell is this? I did all nonsense.
Yeah, ripped it out, threw it out.
It's a DOT. It's a DOT grid.
Know, we're gonna book as well. And, you know, I've been using
my fountain pen for a little bit and I've been using it on
Post-its and I thought it worked pretty well, but using my
fountain pen on the rodeo notebook, what a delight.
Oh you had a fountain pen? Yeah, yeah I've still not sure
I'm ready to jump into the world of fountain pens, but I'm glad
you were just it the way that the paper absorbs but also it
doesn't doesn't absorb the ink. It's very, very nice.
It's you have You have to try it to believe it.
Okay? Well, the my rodia is still on
the Shelf. I've gone for the Black Wing
notebook that I picked up last week, first, little bit larger
format, because now that I'm not having to, well, move out of
this chair for eight hours, a day at work, have a slightly
bigger notebook. That doesn't need to be too
portable. I wish I'm enjoying the extra
real estate but yes, I look forward to.
I look forward to this or Horror.
Oh dear. That's nice.
So which one do you want? Is it the web notebook?
Describe something is a web web book now web notebook.
I don't know what makes it web. Could the orange cover?
Oh I see. Orange cover.
It's just a DOT pad number 16. Let's see.
It's about like six inches by 8 inches.
Oh nice. I think it's a very nice size.
I like the spiral because you know doesn't get into my Slap.
Yo lies flat. Yeah I love the practicality of
the Spiral. I just don't like the Aesthetics
of it. Right?
That's what is why stroke? I'd also like the wobbliness of
the pages can be that my issue with a spiral.
But yes I do. Lying flat is a big deal for
some people. Yeah, I think because we're not
really carrying the notebook around as well.
Like you said, you're not an Intrepid reporter, it's not as
wobbly, and I really do hate it when the spiral gets crumpled or
like crunched up. Oh, yeah.
And you can no longer turn the pages.
Oh, I hate that so much. My boyfriend does have his own
spiralizing machine while he was PhD.
So there's many papers to be bound.
So sometimes The entire apartment gets covered in tiny.
Snowflakes of hole punches and fatty.
Yeah, instant confetti. You should just collect it up
one day and just throw it over. Just for fun.
It's tiny and gets everywhere. But it does look pretty fun.
I might just turn spiral back. Buying some things for fun.
Nice. Yeah.
Rodia, I'll check it out. I look forward to using my whole
web notebook. What is your thing of the week
Edwin? Well, as in as Eagle are
listeners, may have noticed our last week's episode was it It
leads, which is my fault because I got swept up by watching An
18-hour Vietnam, War documentary.
Wow, which is have you told me that I would want to watch An
18-hour Vietnam, War documentary?
And it all week ago, I would have laughed in your face, but
it turns out I thought, I'll just check it out because I feel
bad little bit taking you to this week because it is going
off air by Netflix, have the rights to wait until June 20th.
So by the time you hear this, it'll be too late.
But there are many other places you can find it.
It's a Ken Burns documentary. They did a PBS 2017, I think
there's a whole bunch of footage from the Vietnam war that like
has never been seen before. I am currently six episodes in
which I think clocks in about ten hours 10 to 11 hours and I'm
still captivated and I want to get through 10 of the nights.
I've got all of today and then Friday to try and finish the
season, but it's you can do it. I believe in you, it is
fascinating. Yeah, something I really didn't
know much about at all and it's just staggering really.
Another thing you can do is you can download it to your iPad and
then keep your iPad that line. That's a smart one.
Good call. Yeah, right.
Yep. And so, you're not connected to
the internet, make sure that airplane motor Wi-Fi, doesn't
turn on the next day. Again, if you set it on airplane
mode, it should just keep on airplane mode sometimes.
Like, if you just hit the Wi-Fi off button, it just turns it off
until the next morning. Yeah.
And then I'll connect again, and do you think but yeah, that is a
good tip, David to your iPad. Okay.
Great tip. Thank you, Sam.
And that's our show. We have seven days to play
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