Good evening everyone. We are the cinema.
Sit down. My name is Daniel.
I want to touch on that book, but actually.
Oh yes, let's talk about it. My name's Portia.
We'll be inside of order. This is the news Corner.
I'm Jerry Joseph. You said that so like.
I'm Detective Jude, what did you want to say about books?
I finished my first book of 2026.
What book was it? What'd you read?
It's called I Am the Messenger, and it's by a guy that wrote The
Book Thief and I can't remember his name.
All right. Nice, did you like the book?
I did a lot, yeah. I thought it was great.
I'd recommend it to everyone. What kind of book was it?
Thriller. Crime.
Crime, Sure. Crime.
Crimey. Novel No.
I know you're into those erotic novels.
You can be honest with us. I own 50 Shades.
I do like a little bit of 50 Shades.
I have painted my cellar red. Totally exposing my sister, but
I'll call her my sister instead of her name.
You know who you are. I remember like back when like
50 Shades was like all in the news and stuff and like she saw
that I, it was on my shelf and so she like picked it up and
she's like, what is all this hype about?
And then she was gone for like 15.
Minutes. Yeah, She was like, I'm just,
I'm just going to borrow this. I was like, I get it.
I'm going to go take a shit. Ha ha ha ha, Oh my.
God weddings, ha. Ha ha ha, weddings.
Should we play the the fun? Let's play it.
I never get sick and tired of hearing that.
You know. Only that one time when we said
play the fanfare and then I listened to it back when I was
on a when I was doing errands and Jerry didn't play the
fanfare. Oh, that was like 2-3 episodes
ago. Something like that, Yeah.
I mean, I'm not counting how. Rude, yeah, but I still do.
I do it now. Did.
You guys watch Full House? No, yeah, a little bit.
Fuller House. I loved Full House.
No, I didn't watch Fuller House. See, we watched the first
episode and we were. Like the show?
We watched the first couple episodes and we're like, what?
Yeah, I'm like, this is it for us.
We're not this DJ. We're not the.
I don't know who the demographic is, but it wasn't.
Us. It wasn't us, no.
Interesting. And that's fine.
Jodie Sweetin came back and her name was DJ Tanner now instead
of her. Oh yeah, 'cause she was a DJ
now. DJ so she and her last name was
Tanner, so she went him as DJ Tanner but her sister's name is
DJ. Oh my gosh.
What was DJ short for does anyone know?
Donald. Dakota Johnson.
Dion. Dion.
DeAndre Jordan. Johnson That would be a weird
first. Deanna James I don't know, her
name was DJ, so I'm like, her name wasn't DJ.
What was her name? Actor.
Diana. Danielle Jameson.
Danielle James. DD Jabour.
Yeah, we'll never know. Do we have an intern that we
could ask? Do we have what?
Do we have an intern? We you know what I've been OK
honestly, it's my fault. No terrace.
It's actually my fault. I've been going through resumes.
I think I've fat don't throw it. I think I found I love it when I
do that just completely fuck up you guys.
I I I just haven't found the right 1.
I feel like we went through a lot in 2025.
It's true. And further that way.
Jerry and Little to the left. I'm good.
I've got 1. Thank you.
You keep interrupting me. Silently interrupting me.
I don't know. I just, look.
I just haven't found the right one.
You know, I feel like I could call Shanice because I feel like
we let her go over some, you know, hokey, pokey bullshit.
But if Jerry's still holding a grudge, Jerry's still holding a
grudge. I mean, what can I do about it?
I mean. They just don't get along.
Who? You and Shanice, well.
I mean, we see the grudge, we see the eyes.
I mean it's. Not here right now.
Then you can speak pretty. Yeah.
Yeah, I just haven't found the right one.
But I mean, I also to be fair, Jerry sits in front of a
computer. Like we could just ask Jerry the
questions. I mean true, I could just do it
for now on. But we're not paying you, You
realize that, right? Yeah.
I know that's the problem. I need you to know that I I took
it upon myself to type it into Google 'cause I was like, I need
an answer fucking now. And DJ Tanner's real name is DJ
Tanner, so that didn't fucking tell me anything.
And how more irritated than. I was before OK, but you said
her sister's name was DJ. Oh.
It's Donna Joe. See, I was close.
I would go by DJ also. I was close.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, like, fair enough.
I would also go by DJ. Donna Joe.
Donna Joe, What is? She Carly Rae Jepsen's sister.
I don't know, Carly Rae. She's the Call Me Maybe girl.
Oh, there. Come on, you.
Use the reference and you didn't know who she was.
I knew she was a singer, I just forgot what song.
She did. Fake ass fan.
Oh, my tattoo. Oh, my tattoo doesn't mean
anything that. Sounds like my trans fan.
It's from a different decade. Yes, he.
Yes, he as Maj. As Maj.
You sound like. A carnival Barker.
No someone else, but yes, but. A.
Carnival A. Guy from fucking storage wars.
Storage Wars. Is it really yap?
Yep, there's a guy that does. That on the on the like bang on
the gavels. Storage wars where they walk
around storage units and you could bid on the storage unit
and you don't. Know is he the compare doing it
or is he? Just one yeah, he's someone
buying him and he just has hats that say WP on it and he and
then they'll that's his that's. So that's his, that's his thing.
That's his catch phrase, yeah. This is how I know that we are
millennials who was watching Storage Wars.
Why were we doing this? The other one that that Miami
tow. No, that was like Florida.
Was it Florida like Gator tow or something?
Towed fucking cars. I don't know, I didn't have ATV
or something and they would like put boots on him but you could
tell it was fake. People would like, chase him and
like. Jerry's trying to act like he
wasn't out here, he was watching.
OK, so I watched some dumb reality shows, but Jerry was out
here watching the dumbest of reality shows.
Amish Mafia. What?
Yeah, Amish Mafia I. Remember that real thing and
what what was what was the other one where they were making
alcohol? Moonshiners Moon.
No, Stop it, Jerry. Yeah, that was on TLC.
Dude, I had friends that were like, they would come up to me
and they're like, they're like, does Jerry know that stuff is?
Fake I. Don't know Jerry's keeping TLC
alive with that one subscriber. Amish.
We got one vote the. Amish Mafia.
The Amish mafia was the one where I was like Jerry come.
No. Sort yourself out, Jerry, you
need. Help.
No this is so fake like. Come on.
Amish ma get be so for real with me right now.
What are we doing? They did.
No, you need to go to TLC addiction bro TLC.
I did watch what was the other? What's the?
I did watch Breaking Amish to be fair, so I think I might have
accidentally gotten him in. Yeah, you got the.
Amish Mafia. Yeah, because breaking Breaking
Amish was hilarious. So.
Is that the ones that like? They like go on Ramsh Springer
and then like decide if they want to be Amish or not.
Sorry that was a joke from has anyone seen the movie Sex Drive?
Nine years. They like, drive through some
place and it's a bunch of Amish kids and they're like, it's like
a thing anyway. Oh my God.
Breaking homage. Did you watch any dumb reality
shows? Could you get on our level?
Yeah, for sure. I mean I saw the other episode
like Fear Factor back in the day.
Oh, fear factor was. Wrong with something else?
Well. You seem like the type of dude
that would have like back in the day been like, dude, I'm doing
that. I could do all of this shit on
this show. Fear Factor grossed me out.
Oh, did it? Some of it did.
I loved it though, Jack. Jerry, were you the the guy
being like, I could do that? Yeah, for sure.
Oh goody, your testicle. Like maybe not the food part,
that was the hard part. Well, that really.
Eat the food part was the hard part.
I'd be like, I would definitely jump off a helicopter.
No, see, I've got for your heights.
I can do that. Oh, so, so the stunts freaked
you out, but it was the food that some of you, yeah, I just
wouldn't do any of it. But I like to watch it and it
was interesting to me. But.
That being in a tank full of mealworms, that's like nothing.
Yeah, I think that'd be fine. See, I couldn't do that.
It was like the people like had. The spider wires the spider.
They had to eat a spider and I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing any
of. That well, you see, but but
that's that's a cultural thing, like people do do that.
If you put me in a tank full of spiders there would have to be a
mind over matter and just close my eyes and hope they don't go
anywhere that I you. Know but that's why I wanted to
go on the challenge as like a young adult because I was like
the the challenges weren't as hard as fear factor fear factor
was on a whole another level. But MTV is like the Challenge,
like that was more like. They're not eating a bunch of
shit, they're chugging random sludges sometimes.
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes they had to do or it would be like it
was like spicy, like they would have like spicy sauces and they
like put them and you can't have milk for however many.
Like it was kind of tame. Yeah, it was like way more tame.
Fear factor was fucking. Fucking making you eat a
testicle. Is it fear factor?
Back again with Johnny Knoxville.
Is it really? Yeah, isn't he that?
Oh, that's right, I've seen it. It's not like Pulu or not.
Like who just posted? They just posted.
The Hulu. Jackass did.
They're doing a new Jackass. Really.
Yes. Speaking of that, it's literally
them in fucking walkers. What for?
Real speaking about that. So I watched that.
That was big in the UK, yeah. Oh OK, And then we was there auk
version. There was.
We had our own one. So you didn't see Joe Rogan, You
saw some other bitch? Oh no, no, I'm talking about
Jackass. Oh, OK, OK.
I think we got the American fear factor, actually, there might
have been AUK one, but I'm not sure.
You have to Fact Check me on that one, Jerry.
Fair enough. There was a British Jackass
called Dirty Sanchez, and then there was also those like.
Was that a thing? Yeah, was there auk fear factor?
There was a bunch of Welsh dudes called Dirty Sanchez that took
Jackass and like made it worse. Have you heard of that babe?
What Dirty Sanchez? Like a British version of
Jackass. No, the three Welsh dudes.
You never seen it? Oh, are you talking about the?
No, that's the Dudesins, and I was getting to that, yeah.
Dudesins. Those are, fuck they are.
Fuck that, I remember that name. I remember.
The Dudesins got mixed in with Viva La Bam.
That's right. Got it.
They were. That's what it was.
They did a Viva la bam. It was a big Viva La Bam girl.
Never watched it. Where the fuck is Santa Claus?
It was a movie they did and it was bam and all them went to
Finland to find Santa Claus. Amazing.
Did they? Yeah, they went to the real new
North Pole like, but it was just a guy.
Well, he can be disguised. It's just the.
What was the name of it again? What?
What was the name of it again? Dirty Sanchez.
Dirty. OK.
That's the one with. Sex term.
Or the one with the yes which? One you talking about?
The one. Bam.
The one. No, that one the Welsh, it's 3
Welsh dudes. It's.
Not a sex term, it's a gross term.
Oh, and I just remember they were they, I remember, you know,
you'd be an overnight at someone's house or friend's
house, whatever. You'd watch Jackass.
Then you'd watch Day Sanchez and it would always be like, oh,
because it was so much worse. Gotcha.
They, you know, Jackass would do a Manila envelope paper cut in
between the finger. Yeah.
And like the dudes, the the day Sanchez boys would be dragged on
grip tape, like, butt naked on grip tape.
Like, it just feels like it. They're trying.
To yeah, like it's they upped the ante.
I do remember by the skit, yeah. Was that a real skip?
The guy's ass was like bleeding. It was like just yeah, because
they dragged. Him.
Yeah, they dragged him. You.
Know they get like a 50 foot piece of grip.
Tape and they drag his butt on it.
And just, yeah, and obviously, like 5 seconds, no, 5 seconds,
1/5 of a second drag in. He's already like, no, no, no.
And they just keep going like, it's bad.
I remember that. One it was Auk Fear Factor that
aired in 2002 to 20 22,004 on a Sky One if you know.
Who hosted it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably an American. Or was it a or was it a Brit?
I assume it would be a Brit. I remember like Survivor.
I remember like. Watches like hosted by Graham
Norton. Yeah, that would be.
I love Graham Norton so much. My mom loved Graham Norton so I
watched his interviews growing up a lot.
I haven't watched them recently but I his.
Stuff pops up on YouTube a lot for me and I always will.
It won't be something I'd like scroll past.
I will watch those interviews because I Friday night 4P like
channel 4:10 PM. It would always be I could be
getting the time wrong and the channel, but it always.
I always used to watch the Graham Norton Show.
It was such a good chat show. There's a book I read, it's
called One Day, and I think it's written by someone who's British
because it all takes place in like London.
But the guy in the lead role is like a Graham Norton type thing.
And so I watched a lot of Graham Norton when I was reading that
book. So I was like, I'm trying to
understand the humor better. He was popular.
Still is, still is. Yeah, isn't.
He still going? Yeah, no, he's still on.
He's still. He's got a nice white bushy
beard now. He's he's one of those like
silver fox kind of dudes. He's presented by a guy named Ed
Sanders. No idea.
And I don't think he does anything.
I think he's a he builds houses now.
Cool one hit. One like Vanilla Ice.
Ice Oh, he was Amish for a bit. Do you guys remember that he had
a reality show where he was building, flipping houses
building. Houses.
Yeah, he did well, Didn't he Think so.
Am I making this up? Didn't he do a Didn't he do well
selling houses and flipping them?
Who thinks so? Vanilla Ice.
Rob Van Winkle. Yeah, he did those Vanilla Ice
house flips. He he's MAGA now.
Right, I believe he's he performs at all their.
We're going to switch topics with that note.
That's what I thought. News Corner.
News Corner Should we shuffle? Should we shuffle?
Papers. Do it do.
We drink coffee. That was the news corner, right?
It wasn't like, still going. Oh.
That wasn't the news corner. No, that was the fanfare.
Strong. Now we're in the.
News Corners Corner so far. So for this week's News Corner,
we actually are going to play a little game.
Well, like games. What is it?
But if they want another game we're doing, we are doing the
movie. But do we do it after this?
Yes, OK. Do you want me to introduce the
game? Shall I?
It's Jerry's game, Porsche, Yeah.
You can introduce it. Are you sure?
Yeah. All right, so tonight we are
playing the alphabet game. So Jerry will present us with a
genre and we have to go in alphabetical order, naming
movies pertaining to the genre. You may remember this from last
episode where we fucking nailed it word and we just went A-Z and
named movies. Now we're going to make it
harder. That's what she said.
Jerry or easier, whatever. We're going to do a genre,
though. Yes.
Do win a genre didn't. We do that last time.
No, I think we just named movies.
We just went off because we freestyled and just was like,
let's try and see if we can do it and we did it.
So I'm probably going to do the same thing we did in my head
that I was practicing. That's cheating, but.
I honestly didn't go into this thinking I forgot.
So can we do the genre of comedy?
That we can do. Slash.
Oh, wait for it, there's a slash that helps me out.
Slash slasher What? I'm just kidding, ROM.
ROM coms. Oh OK, I was about to say it was
like what? So we're doing ROM coms?
Yes. ROM coms.
Comedy ROMs. Comedy is ROM coms we're.
Doing comedy slash ROM romance. So we're doing com ROMs God.
But no romance dramedies. Not yet, baby.
OK. Who's kicking it off?
Yeah. Who?
Who starts Jerry you just got? IMDb out let.
Me get my type it in comedy movies cheetah that start with
all my letters. ChatGPT, can you give me a list?
Yeah. Give me who's?
Starting Jerry, if he gets who I am, Porsche is all right.
Start off with A. A is for.
Apple. American Pie.
Oh, good one. B.
Good 1B is for. Are you going?
Oh, is it you? Oh.
No sure what order is it in? Oh.
Fuck me, going clockwise, then I guess anticlockwise.
We are going clockwise. We've been over this.
The one with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, baby.
You got to name the movie. Baby something baby bottle, baby
drive, baby house, baby is baby. Oh let's make one.
Fuck, I'll just pick a different.
Movie. Baby bubble will be booby bubble
you. The answer was baby Mama, FYI.
Why aren't you helping me? What is this that like?
No, you don't get. I don't.
Get help. No, that's no.
Help. OK, fine.
Bring it on. Good job.
Thanks. See.
Whatever. See.
Fuck help you guys. Casino that's not a.
Comedy or a romance? Did you really?
That's not a comedy. Got what you just figured out?
Damn I got 2 hours into this 4 hour movie and I realized there
ain't a comedy shit. I was watching Titanic.
I had no idea everybody died. I thought it was a fucking
comedy. I'm going to have to say for CI.
Wish you'd hurry up. It's going to be something
really good. You guys, Oh my God.
It's going to be like candy, man.
Oh man, he definitely thought it for a second.
He did. He was like.
Hang on, can I actually? Wait, they laugh.
I'm really blanking. They laughing.
I'm looking up there. I know.
I see you trying to look around. It can't be that difficult.
Pick a movie, Jerry. I am I am thinking.
See. See.
Yeah. See my movie in your Brain.
Have you got one for C? I'm literally thinking, yeah,
really Already I I would have said Cruel Intentions, but
that's not a comedy. No, it's not a.
ROM, but it's a. ROM No, that counts.
No, it's not. That's a drive.
That's a comedy. That's a romance.
Drama dramedy. Dramedy.
Can we count it because it's romance?
First, Yeah, yeah, let's let's count it.
We'll give it to you because. It's pretty funny because.
It's been 20 minutes. Yeah, right.
When we pass, I'm going to think of AC when it gets back.
Well then, blood it out. Why not when it gets back to me?
Did you guys want to hear what mine was?
Because I don't think you would. Confessions of IT Shopaholic.
Caddyshack. Caddyshack.
I hate those movies.
Like Jerry wouldn't have said that.
Like he doesn't like this movie. I've never seen it, to be fair.
I just know it's a. No, but you know it exists and
you know it's a comedy. DD for fun.
I was going to say Django Unchained.
That's not a comedy. For a start of the D silent.
True. Oh my God, why am I blinking on
this? Oh fuck, this is harder than I
thought. Oh my God, we're not very good.
At this dude, where's my car? Oh good 1E comedy and C No man.
Oh F. Do it.
You could have just said Friday. That would have worked.
Well, word. You say Friday 2, it's called
next Friday. Next Friday we're doing, oh, I
can't do that one Friday. Friday after next.
Friday G Oh Groundhog's Day H. Happy Gilmore.
Oh, we're on a fucking roll. Go.
I oh shit, The Incredibles. Oh, good one J Yeah, it's a
comedy. Pass.
It's a comedy. I'm going to let it pass, OK?
Wait, does the action though? No, obviously not OK.
No, that's. A model?
Just friends. Good 1K.
What the fuck? I know I was like.
Kaleidoscope. No, that's not a movie, is it?
It's something that's an object. They are awesome though.
It's ATV show on that they are awesome.
I'll give you one point for awesomeness.
Thank you Jerry. It's ATV show on Netflix
actually. OK, I had this one last time.
OK. Oh, you had K last time?
Kicking and screaming. Good job keeping the faith.
That was. Good LL I'm going to say losers.
00. That's a good movie.
The nerds, yeah. That's a good movie.
MI gave this one to Jerry last time, so I'm not going to say
Mean Girls. Let me give me a second, but
that is a. Great.
Monster in law there. Was no one.
In. I could say next Friday, but I
don't want to, so I'm going to say norbit.
Naughty professor. Naughty professor.
Better. Norbit's better.
No naughty professor all day long, bro.
Too many poop jokes. Eddie Murphy.
Prime. I'm going to say Oppenheimer.
He said Oppenheimer. I'm going to say with a straight
face. Oppenheimer LMNO.
Good job. Yeah, Othello, there's a.
Romance, romance. Come on.
We did. He did say slash romance so.
That's more. There's drama.
In are we trying to be like? Because you could say Romeo and
Juliet. Yeah, true.
Because that. We're doing comedy slash romance
slash ROM com. There's three.
OK, 3 technicals. 3 technicals you can pick from.
P so. I got, I got a good.
One the preacher's wife. Oh, Penelope with Christina
Ricci. Q Oh, that was a good one.
Thanks. QQ.
Well, I feel like I've gotten fucked tonight on the letters.
Yeah, you got the the short. End the thick.
Definitely QQ. We might have to help.
I don't. I'm the only thing I ever think
of is a quiet place. Oh, not funny.
Not. Romantic.
Yeah. It's ATV show.
Yeah, I know, but it's. But there was ATV movie.
But at least I'm getting into fanatic, you know?
I had a queue last time. Yeah.
What did you? What did we have?
I think I said quince que, yeah. Quigley, the mighty Quigley
queue. Can we, can we just, can we just
slightly skip and just. Let me Yeah, I think we're going
to have to show. From this one, I'm going to call
Shanice real quick. I really got I have absolutely
I'm pulling nothing for Q quiet places.
The closest I get you got anything?
I'm thinking right now, Q Bert, you.
Just. That really made-up.
No, it's a video game that turned movie, isn't it?
I think if you're the only one that's heard of it, maybe not.
Oh, there's a movie that came out in 2023 called Quiz Lady.
I had to cheat the word. Yeah, but Cubert, I'm.
Not even going to Google that, no.
I will ask them to Google it for me then.
R. What R Well, I'm doing Cubert
first. OK, how do you spell Cubert?
Q Space Burt, It's Q Bert QERT. Space.
Yes, Sir. Thank.
You if you gave me if we if we if if I was better at my job and
I did romance I could have done queer with Daniel Craig that
came out in 2024. Great movie The quiet American
2002 Michael Michael kind. My name is Michael kind and
Brendan Fraser. I love Brendan Fraser.
Oh he's such a good guy. He's down for was tragedy and
then you can also do Queen and Slim, which was 2019 for
romance. So if I was back on my job, I
could have done this. I also think I might do the rest
of the podcast. S Michael Caine.
And now I'm just thinking, I'm like, why didn't I think of any
movie that starts with like the Queen?
Something I'm sure that exists out there somewhere.
Whatever. RR.
Romeo and Michelle. Romeo, Nice job S Oh, super bad
T. Team America.
Oh, good one. Thanks you.
Good luck, Uncle Buck. Sorry.
Oh, that was a good. One that was a good one.
That's a really good one, I love that.
Movie. Sorry, I didn't mean that this.
No, that was a great. I'm sorry, bro.
Yeah, that's that. Was a really good one.
That's my Tourette's kicking in. That's a good one.
Now Uncle Buck is a great movie V you.
You want to go V Uncle Bucks? Great.
Yeah, we. Can do that.
I'm stealing that from you. V.
I've got one, I've got 1. It's a romance though, not
comedy. That's why I'm leaning on it.
Hold on. Oh fuck.
What is the name of that movie? It's a romance movie.
Oh. Is it?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh, the vow. Oh, good one, Vicki.
Cristina Barcelona, I was thinking.
That's what I was trying to think of and I.
Killed him over the. Name of the movie?
I was like Vicki Barcelona. Something.
Yeah, I would. I would.
I would have given it to you because you just missed out
Christina. Because she's well, she's part
of it. What am I on?
WWW. Bobby Boucher, baby.
What boy? Hell yeah.
X-Men. What?
Yeah, no, I'm vetoing that one. No, I pick a different one.
Seriously. That's not a romance comedy or a
com ROM. It's kind.
Of both, is it not? That's a comic book adaptation
then. In 1999, it's a feel good ROM.
It's a romantic drama. Six teenagers come together at
an electric dance studio festival.
Dang, you know all of that just off the top of your head, not
looking at the screen. Nice.
I. Can't know back of my fucking
head baby. I love that.
Anyway. That's my pick.
Why? Why you, me and Dupree?
Oh, that's a good one. Z Zombieland.
Nice job, good job. Round of applause for everyone.
Double tap. That was.
Harder than the last one. That was hard.
OK, next genre I feel like we should try and do animation.
I think that's a good idea. Just animation.
Jerry and I, I don't know how up on your animation are you?
I know I'm behind. Should.
Be any animation, so yeah. It's kind of wide open.
Yeah, all right. I might need to brush up this
week. Nope.
So we're talking TV shows also. I'm I'm going to need to brush
up this week because I think that.
So happy about that. Only thing I've seen recently is
Frozen and that came out in like what, 2016?
I was just listening to an episode where you were like, we
waited five years and then we watched Frozen and it was
fucking great. And that made me laugh.
I think I've seen that scene of the beginning with the ice
things like a fill 1000 times. Do you want to build a snowman?
No, them breaking ice, the hey ho beginning part, you know what
I'm talking about. That part got rewound like 10
times the last. Time Have you seen Frozen 2?
I have. Is it good?
It is you know that you know why they made the movie Frozen the
conspiracy theory about. That, Oh my God, here we.
Go The conspiracy theory is they made the movie Frozen.
It's so that when people search it to try to find Disney's head,
Disney's body, frozen, you get that.
You get the movie to just to cloud the everything.
So now, now it's hard. To thin, I think.
That's what. That's what the conspiracy thin.
Get your tinfoil hats on, baby. It's time to take this ride
you've reached. The tinfoil hour.
This is the tinfoil hour. With Jerry and Daniel put it on,
baby. Oh my God, should we have a
conspiracy hour? No, I think that's just an hour.
I don't. Want a whole fucking?
Hour just Jerry and I. No, yeah, it's just they're not
podcast we're. Just conspiracy segment.
Jerry, Jerry. Jerry.
Because you guys get segment. What's my segment you guys my?
Segment. You're British segment.
I have a segment. Yeah, you're British.
It's always a segment. No, it's you 2 just fuckers just
chiming in with like, oh, you got a chimney?
Porsche has, you know, Porsche. So.
Good when you do it. I just immediately wanted to ask
how things are doing at Hogwarts.
Well, today we. Got we were there, yeah.
Today Gryffindor got 50 points in the the Quidditch match.
Nice. Some Slytherin guy shit his
pants in the lunch hall. Some, probably Hufflepuff, took
the pollywog potion. Visine.
As we do, yeah. Fuck you guys.
And someone stole me broom. Oh.
Shit, should we put up pliers? I just got the Nimbus you got
to. Ask Marnie if she can help him
out. With her Nimbus 6000.
Alex Mac, while you're at it. Well, why her?
I said. Marnie from Halloween Town.
Because she has berms. But like, I like Alex Mac
because she was gangster. Gangster they tried to shoot at
her, she just puddle it up dude and then.
FYI, when we went to yeah, see, when we went to Universal, I
really wanted to get a wand, but we walked in that wand store and
I got so fucking overwhelmed. No, I was like, just Get Me Out
of here. There's too many to.
Choose from I. Need to get out of.
Here, that's what I'm saying. There's a lot of wands.
There were too many. They were like, they were all
stacked up hella crazy. It looks like the movie a lot,
and I know that's what they were going for, but I was like, yeah,
I'm feeling a lot of anxiety. I need to get out.
You needed to have your wand make.
Can you make your like? Can you have your wand made for
you? I don't know how it works.
They ask you some questions and. Then so is it like the
lightsaber thing? Similar but not the same, but
you can walk around with the wand once you get it.
And activation. And activate stuff in the park
in the. Fucking put together.
That's why I wanted to get it. So I think next time we'll do
it. Like next time I'll know what
I'm in for. So I think next time we
definitely will have to get wands.
But wands have nothing to do with tonight's pig.
Hey, it's time to start for 20 months.
Pitted. Everyone's pitted.
There's so much haze of smoke in this room right now.
I can't see you guys. Honestly, I'm wearing glasses
but I can't see. I can only tell where my
microphone is because it's got different colours.
And it tonight is Daniel's pick. Daniel, what are we like talking
about? We're talking about next Friday,
1997. 2000 what this? Movie came five years after the
original. That it did.
They should have left it there. Oh damn.
Shots fired. What are you saying you didn't
like this movie? You know what I've been thinking
about us a lot while we were like, while I was watching it,
yes. And I've been thinking about it
since we did the original. I do have a lot of feelings
about this one. And like, do you want me to just
jump in? I think would you all like a
little synopsis first? Oh yeah, do that.
Do that. Yeah, that's important.
That's totally sick, dog. Says sick dude.
Synopsis I was while I rolled his Blizz on right quick.
You. You the biggest I wink I have
ever seen. Next Friday tells the same story
as last Friday and it's going to take about 30 to 45 minutes for
me to watch this from my memory bit.
Next Friday came out January 12th, 2000.
It's rated R. It's one hour and 38 minutes
long. It stars Ice Cube as Craig
Jones, Mike Epps as Day Day and Justin Pierce as Roach.
Directed by Steve Carr, Written by Ice Cube and DJ Pooh,
Produced by New Line Cinema. OK, let's just let's just dive
in. This was a movie and we
collectively watched it. When Portia says that the rain's
low, I already know. No, yeah, I mean, as a huge
Friday fan, this was definitely a movie that I'm not like
running to the streets to yellow.
Let's rewatch this as a. And this is such, I'm sorry,
this is such a shame because. It has so much potential for a
great sequel. 1st 1 was great. First one had I think everything
you needed from an independent movie.
It had heart, it had memorable lines, it had characters that
you know you may have known if you lived in that area.
Grandmama's chain. Right.
Yeah, Believable characters. Storyline was what you might
deal with every day. And it just happened to take
place in one day, I think when I was introduced to Friday, next
Friday, Friday after next, things like that.
Cheech and Chong Katt Williams There was, it was a different
point in my life and I'd moved to America and I had a lot of
friends that we were doing a lot of different things and I was
smoking a lot of weed. And I don't think you have to be
high to enjoy Cheech and Chong Friday Katt Williams comedy.
I think you can enjoy it, you know, outside of smoking a blunt
with your friends. Right.
But I think in watching next Friday with a rotation and a 40
in a brown paper bag, because that's literally how I watched
it. You can Fact Check me on that
one that there was some kind of enjoyment to it and I just.
Back then. Back then and I watched this the
other day and I found myself laughing in some bits that I
knew that I would laugh at, like the Pinkies record and some
Uncle L. Things are expecting there.
Are some classical lines in this movie?
But it's not enough. Repeat, but it's not enough.
It's not enough to justify it. Yeah, it just there was a lot of
heart missing from the first one, I think.
I think that this just didn't retain enough authentic material
to make it last in your memory. So I'm like, yeah, it's a, it's
an installment. And I get that there's
characters here that I that I recognize, but I'm not connected
to this story. It's messy at all.
Story's messy. It starts off with them with
him, like right after him knocking out Debo the next
morning, which is like where did Debo go?
He went to jail. So then he flees to Rancho
Cucamonga or whatever, California, to live with his
cousin it and it's kind of like a we get it.
I think, I think, man. Ago.
That was a good start. I think it was a good I I agree
Jerry. I think it was a good start.
I think it sets up a good premise for a sequel.
Agreed. Debo out for revenge on Craig.
Great. It's about as minimal as like
Friday was where it was his day off because he got fired and
he's hanging out and like shit happens.
Yeah, I'm not saying it's thin or I'm not saying it's lacking
in plot. I'm just saying Debo out for
revenge would have been enough. The plot doesn't necessarily
have to be big for it to be tripping, yeah.
No, we didn't need a whole nother villain.
There's like 556 plots in this movie.
Yeah, we didn't also need another set of another villain
across the street right from Dade's house, right?
Yeah, So with this movie, we not only have, like, Hebo eventually
coming back for revenge, but we also have this, like, cultural
stereotype happening with their Hispanic neighbors.
And I hated this. You hated watch.
I hated watching this. The stereotypical, Yeah.
Because it's like. No 'cause like the accent is
just so over the top that I'm like this does.
And then they had the Asian neighbor also.
Yeah, everything is just placed so on the nose of that time.
And like, I don't know, I feel like it shows that like, wow, no
one else was in that writers room but some people that
weren't of that ethnic race. We do.
It was written by a Cuban DJ Pooh, right?
Correct. OK.
Were there any other interest in there that could have been?
Just going to throw it out there, Just I'm bringing it up
so that we can discuss it. Were there any people in the
room writing it that were white? Or was it a black writers group?
Or was there any Hispanic involvement?
We only know whoever was credited for the movie and it
was just like the actual writers room could have been larger than
we know to be fair. Because I almost want to say
that where Ice Cube grew up and like Friday, that the stereotype
from next Friday could be wrong, but it just sounds like a white
guy wrote it. Yeah.
The over the top, the beanie, the sagging.
That might have something to do with the director, whom I'm
pretty sure. Oh, he's white.
He's. Actually white.
Yeah, it could have come from the.
Director. It is.
Yeah. It was a different director.
Yeah, Steve or something. Steve Carr.
There you go. I knew I was on the ball.
Yeah, he's. Maybe the director does have
more of an involvement. He's known for he's done Daddy
daycare. Paul Blart Melcott.
Great. Movie.
Of course he did. So a lot of different of.
Course he did. Paul Blart.
Fucking movie. Different kind of movies.
That movie actually makes me laugh at some points.
Just why they make it? He also did.
Are we done? Yet how in the fuck does
something like that get green lit?
No, I get it right? Kevin James, Adam Sandler.
I think it's probably happy. Madison.
Paul Bloch Oh, I. Hated that movie.
But like and then you. Told me to watch it when we
first were dating. That was your favorite movie on
repeat? I've never said.
That no, I said that. I was talking to Daniel, yeah.
Porsche, obviously. When?
We first were dating. I wasn't talking to you.
Yeah. You weren't in the picture yet,
Porsche. You worry.
I'm sorry that that kind of stuff gets me really like
annoyed. You know when there's hundreds
of, well, thousands of projects that are sitting on the, you
know, not getting made, but you can get something like Paul
Block Green that made and then a fucking sequel.
Oh yeah, that's right. It got a sequel.
It got a sequel and I remember I saw a clip of it.
He was like doing Donuts around a guy.
As like a as like a dance off. With the thing.
But he's on a Segway and the other guy isn't.
On this note, I also would like to say I saw observe and report
also because remember when Paul Blart and.
It was the same time. They were like the same, Yeah,
they were both mall cops. And.
Observe Paul Blart is better than that movie.
Observe and report had Seth Rogen.
That movie sucked. Awful.
They're both bad. They're both bad, awful.
No, Paul Blart's way better. At least there's a plot point,
and it has. And it has the the kid who
paints. He's like, yeah, is that what
you want to paint? Homo things in Wedding Crashers?
He's the main villain in Paul Blart.
Is he really the one with the tattoos that's trying to be the
security guard with him? And turns out he's just trying
to rob all the the the credit card machines.
Fucking I see, I don't know the plot of the movie because I
forgot. It and he gets stuck in the mall
and then he saves it from all the pro BMX Rs and shit that are
riding on the mall, stealing all the credit cards from each
store, all the machines. Which one had Anna Ferris as the
love interest? Isn't it that one or is that or
is that observing report this? Is it's not Paul Blart?
OK, then it must be observer report.
See the. Stupid thing.
I'm wasting time. Why is he always on the fucking?
He's always on the fucking Segway and he never fucking gets
off of it. It's like he's, it's like he's
RoboCop. I feel like that dates the movie
so much. Segway.
Segway Cop. The fact that he's on a Segway
dates the movie like that alone. I'm like, we didn't.
Segways never took off. It's not still.
Have them though. Do they?
Some of them do. I've seen them driving around in
them. When was the last time you saw a
Segway in the wild? When was the last time you went
to the mall? I.
Was at the mall when we were at. Where were we?
It was a big mall it. Was like Portland OR something?
Made of it, but they were riding around in a Segway that had like
a booth in it and they were like.
Slow down. Yeah, no running.
Yeah. Keep walking.
Is that how that sound? Anyway, back to next Friday.
Sauce thing in Paul Blart. I feel like.
Don't. No, Jerry, I don't remember.
I don't want to remember. There's a hot sauce on his belt
flings, a drop in the guy's eye, and that that ends the Oh my
God. I feel like Next Friday just
relies so much on its audience being like, hey, hey, hey,
remember in the last movie when we did this?
Hey, hey, remember in the last movie?
Yeah, you said we did. This and I'm like, I fucking get
it, like you got. Knock the fuck.
Out. Knock the fuck out.
No, or it's about to be 3045 minutes before you could shut
the fuck up. I don't want to hear these lines
again. How many times did they say the
30 to 45 minutes? Ohh, at least three, at least
three time. Minute and a half of the movie
was with Ice Cube. Which is funny.
Yeah, he's wanting a joint. Sure, fine.
And he looks at the camera and he breaks the 4th wall.
Great I like it. I don't know why I just do it
just kind of like oh that's funny fuck.
But then don't do it another like 15 times like it ruins the
gag. He breaks the 4th wall four
times or so. Does he keep looking at the
camera? He does it again at the end.
He. Definitely does it.
Oh, he definitely does it at the end.
He definitely does it when he hugs.
The girl. The girl, you could call her the
girl. I don't think it's
disrespectful. We didn't need a love story.
We didn't. We didn't need a love interest.
We didn't. Need doesn't go anywhere.
This is my this is my point. This is one of the like 6-7
subplots that that don't carry any weight and don't really do
anything and don't really matter at the end of the movie.
No, so the whole thing. OK, so look for the people
listening who have not seen Next Friday, or if you're just
following along and want to have a debate with us, here's what we
think. We'll ask me, I guess, Debo,
Debo, Debo, Debo's. The main part is Debo's getting
out of jail to beat Craig up. Right.
Fine, I can. Kill him, actually.
To kill him. OK, fine, I can deal with that,
right? He moves to Rancho Cucamonga to
stay in his uncle's house, to get away from Debo.
While he is there, he comes across the Joker boys.
He comes across Day Day because he has day, day, Day, Day Day
has his own storyline. Uncle, Uncle Elroy and Sugar.
If you're keeping along, that's three.
Yeah, The dad going back for him is 4.
The property tax is 5. Oh yeah, shit.
That's five. I think I'm at 5.
Yeah, 5 plot points. Five plot points in a movie that
is an hour and 38 minutes long, including credits.
Yes, did. You include the love interest.
Oh no, I didn't. 66 OK, there's six plot points.
Did you did you include the dad? Travelling.
Yes. Yes.
Pinkies. What about pinkies?
No, there's no problem. Kind of.
They spent they spend a majority day.
Day Roach and Cube spend a significant amount of time to
twice at Pinkies and have an altercation with day Days X.
They have an altercation with Pinky.
Yeah, that was the other one day Days X.
That's why he said that's. Another plot, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, fair. Enough.
And then The funny thing about Pinkies is Michael Blackson,
because he was there for like half a day and he really wanted
to be in the movie and his bit is just fucking hilarious.
And the whole thing about Pinky telling him to shut the fuck up,
why he's trying to rob me shut the that is funny.
Yes, I that is, that is there are some.
Case for the CD. That part was funny.
Have you been biting this shit? Yeah, shut the shooting.
No, I have no damn receipt. Kiss my ass.
So what? I have pink motor fork.
Sorry. All of that I find funny.
I find that great writing. I think.
The acting is great. I think that might might see
like I'm struggling because I think that might be about it.
Well, no, I. Also like the other part where
he's like she know she know about all the new bootleg snacks
coming out. Day days when after he gets
pepper sprayed is some great acting.
She knows about all them cupcakes coming out.
She got she got his new cupcake, got cream filled frosting.
It's all good. That is all.
The bootleg, the bootleg, the word bootleg.
Snacks is hilarious. I don't know how many times
after that when you're in the convenience store picking
something up, you'd shout across the, you know, you shout across
the aisle. You'd be like, hey, Roma, pick
me up some of them bootleg snacks, and they would know what
you meant. Anyone in the store would turn
around at that point and be like you knew.
Because it was. And I'm talking about, I'm
talking about a specific liquor store in Pasadena.
I'd say Dayday had the best lines of the movie.
Mike Epps did well with what he had, and I think it's a shame
that he isn't called the kind of like the replacement Chris
Tucker or the replacement psychic.
I think that's unfair. Yeah.
No, I think he's a he's his own character in his own right.
Chris Tucker had his reasons for not coming back.
He was written into the story. So yeah, I don't want to degrade
any of the actors. I actually thought like the
acting itself was fine. It was more the story lacked
interest and so therefore I wasn't really interested in
watching it. But you're right, Chris Tucker.
Chris Tucker didn't come back to reprise his role.
And this is because he had recently become, I don't know if
this is a crude terminology, but a born again Christian or he
found faith. However you would like to look
at that. And he didn't want to promote
weed, right? Drugs.
Right, but what did he do after that?
What did he do instead? Rush hour.
So honestly, I do think he made the comparably better choice.
OK, great. Yeah, he went on.
To a franchise. I mean, that's retrospect saying
like comparably better choice for him overall, but like, he
couldn't have known that at the time.
So lucky luck of the draw. I'm just wondering what the
story would have been if Smokey would have done it.
I believe there was an idea that was floated around in an
interview that I watched with either Tucker or Cube that had
an idea for what Next Friday would have been had Chris Tucker
stayed in the movie and it was something to do with what almost
Friday after Next turned into. So basically if you, I think it
was almost like could have been, yeah, like almost.
You take Day Day, but you replace day day with Smokey and
I think that's where they would have gone.
Honestly that would make a lot of sense because I have seen
Friday after next and I I don't know if I like it more but it
feels different but I like the setup better.
I liked Friday after next one because it was a Christmas
movie. That's right.
That counts as a Christmas movie?
Yep. So does that.
Keep that on the roster. So allegedly we've talked about
this times, but last Friday is apparently in the works their
pre production. Apparently I heard it was like
even in 2025 I, Cube and Tucker were spotted together so it was
fueling rumors. But then then I saw online of
the video of the street shut down and they were.
Filming out, yeah, and. That's the whole thing about it.
He has. He's come back.
He the story was going to be that Smokey had been reformed
and not done drugs like they they worked it out that they
could include the character Smokey in a way that worked for
Tucker, for Cube, for the story like it it would if they could
do it Well, I think you could do it.
We can cut this if it's inappropriate to bring it up,
but we're talking about Chris Tucker.
He was mentioned in the Epstein files.
Like fucking everyone else. Do you think that would change
whether or not he ends up being involved in this project?
I no. I don't think so.
He's going to get paid for rush hour when they do the next rush
hour anyway. Oh fuck the guy that was.
In the. Creating those?
Oh, Brett Raner, the guy. Was in.
The I would say it depends on his involvement in the files and
why he was there. Does that make sense?
I just heard I've heard his name tossed around.
Yeah, but Whoopi Goldberg's name was tossed around and.
Then she. And I saw the.
And I haven't read them all, and I'm not making judgements.
I know that not everyone could be involved because that's too
big of a secret to keep between, you know, everyone in Hollywood.
But I am mentioning like it's kind of important that he was
mentioned. In it.
So what's her show that she does the chat show?
The the view. So there was a clip that popped
up on my Instagrams of her discussing it because they had
the list like projected on their kind of like monitor.
And she was like, yeah, my name's on there.
I'll happily tell you what happened.
I like flew through something that like connected his with a
plane or something that he was on and somehow like my name ends
up on the list. But I, I didn't say like, I shit
you not. But she said that kind of like
enthusiastically like I've never been to the island and I don't
know who he is and I don't do that.
And like. He said he didn't know anyone on
the plane. Chris Tucker.
Oh, you're talking about Tucker now?
Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no.
Whoopi was like, I have no involvement with the island.
I don't know who he is. This is what happened.
And this is how I'm on the list. And I'm like, I was like, OK, I
guess I can believe that. But like, some of them would
depict all evidence. Like you can't really deny that
you were there. I think there's a difference
between being on a log list for a flight, yeah, which is why
versus a photo evidence. I do want to bring up the the
photo evidence of the log flight that Chris Tucker was on had
other names on that flight and it just makes it sound a little
more weird. Kevin Spacey was on that flight.
It's the same flight, right? Isn't there's a picture of
Tucker on a plane? All on the same flight, but.
There's a picture of that. There's a picture of that
occurrence. On the flight, not on the
island, Right. So he said he was going to.
Where were they going? Stop.
They were dropping people off and didn't go into a
humanitarian thing. Yeah, OK.
That's what he said. I don't know if I but Kevin
Spacey was on there and he's. He was on and we know that
there's there's some stuff about that.
Oh, Lloyd, just. See, I mean, he could have been
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I don't know, I'm just saying his.
Name. The other guests on that list
make it look weirder. Yeah, I'm like, there are other
people that are pointed out doing nefarious things and I'm
like, those are the people I want to talk to more so than the
people on the log line. But I do wonder if it's going to
affect anyone's career moving forward.
When is rush hour supposed to come out?
Anyone know? No idea, I haven't heard.
I never looked up that one. I honestly, I wonder if all of
that's been put on hold. Yeah, could be, could be while
they navigate this. Jackie's old man like I like
Jackie's a proper original gangster, but Jackie's getting.
Old, he's really. Old How old is Jackie Chan?
He's got to be in his 70s. Wow, really gotta.
Be no. I mean, that makes sense.
He's just been an action star like my entire life.
Like the way I feel about or I felt about.
Yeah, but I mean, shit, how old's Jackie?
How's Jackie? Jackie's got to be 70s.
Yeah. I mean, I'd probably even guess
he might be 80. 8071. 71. Yeah, I think of him the same
way they could like Betty White, just like old my whole.
Life if you think about it. Fuck was he like in his 40s
fifties when he was doing rush hour?
Must have been right? Fuck, you know I literally have
grown up with Jackie Chan like I've seen.
I've seen all this. Shit, I've seen Drunken Masters,
Yeah, Snake and Crane all the way up to like the.
Foreigner. The foreigner was great.
The he also was in he was in Bruce Lee doing stunts.
Yeah, in Bruce Lee movies. That was in the 60s.
Yeah, so this guy's been. That he's got a that is a
fucking anthology of. A all the way from from where?
From there to here it's like. Yeah, he's still going.
Also, shame plug, we've talked about Rush Hour, so go check out
that episode. Yeah, that's.
Would you mind IMD being Jackie on his last movie when his last
movie was? When he did his last movie.
Yeah, and if he's got anything upcoming?
I'm actually already there because I was curious, yeah.
He does a lot upcoming for real Once Upon a Zodiac new police
story to Jackie Chan, down to earth home operation.
Oh my gosh. But he's not acting in those.
Oh, oh, no. I mean, if he's directing and
producing, that's that's great. That's good for him.
I'm looking. Damn, Jackie's really old, huh,
71? Yeah, he's getting up there.
Is Karate Kid legends the one that you watched recently?
I did. Is he in that?
Yeah, Fuck yeah. But Jaden Smith isn't in it.
No. And no Hilary Swank, no Mr. Boat
though. I'm telling you, they're dead.
Caught Hilary Swank from that. No, I know he was in the
trailer. I wish they wouldn't have put
him in the trailer. That's why I keep telling you
guys not to watch trailers. Yeah, but he's not in it like,
but it's he's in it right. But like they're.
Is that cameo? No, they're not.
Not a cameo, they're in it, but it's like, I really didn't like
the movie You. Didn't like it?
That's a shame. It felt rushed and I'm a huge
Karate Kid fan. Yeah, we know.
You know, I'm the Jaden Smith one was, I think.
I like that movie, that was good.
Movie. I think it was better.
It had heart. That's when I'm it felt more
real, yeah. More emotional connection.
Yeah. Yeah.
See, this is what? And this takes me back to, like,
next Friday. Yeah.
You know now when I watched it, I was just like.
It doesn't feel. Well, I found myself drifting,
you know, like I got up and like got war and I didn't pause it
and came back. And I mean, I know it well, I
know it well enough. I can pretty much recite it, but
there was just a lot missing and I think I'll just, I'll stand by
the fact that it just wasn't as fun as the original.
No, that's I 100% agree with both.
It's definitely the weakest of the three I think.
I didn't walk away feeling like I had any new like fun catch
phrases or any scenes that I was like, oh man, I can't wait to
talk about that scene. See, I have those.
I mean, I use them a lot. They it has its memorable
moments. It's.
Just I mean, I like that scene at Pinkies when he's like, don't
why are you here? Don't you say another word like
that shit was cracking me up. That was something that was
probably the best part of the whole.
He's been doing voice over work for a couple of years.
OK. This year, 2026, unexpected
family and a panda plan to the magical tribe.
Cute. I mean, he doesn't doesn't need
to act. As his answer to I.
Mean he's in it. I think he actually is in the
movie. Like this is the last movie he
did do. You remember he had an animated
TV show, did he? Jackie Chan Adventures.
Cute. Panda Plan.
Oh yeah, has he played the panda?
No, he's in it. He's playing himself.
Oh, for real? Yeah, 2026 this came out OK
Panda Plan 2, by the way. So this came out this year,
which means he filmed it last year.
So he was 70 when this was filmed.
Shout out Jackie. Shout out to Jackie.
Jackie Original. Game or or 69 What or?
He was 69 when this was filmed. You want him to be 69?
Yeah, but George Carlin said it best.
You're when you're 70, it's still like 69, just with one
finger up your ass. George Carlin recipes another
legend. You know, you know how I
remember George Carlin? Damn.
What movie is it? What movie is it?
Is it Dumb and Dummy where he plays that hitchhiker?
No, it was obviously Rufus. Is he?
Is he the hitchhiker in J Jane Silent Bob?
He is the hitchhiker, yeah. And he's like, I don't know why
I remember this. He's on the side of the road
with Jane, Silent Bob. They're trying to get a ride.
And George is like, you just have to give.
What does he say? Like you have to just give him
something or something and he just gives.
Yeah. Oh yeah, that's it, yes.
Like you just have to give him that.
That's what I remember from George Carlin.
Yeah, that and Rufus. You should watch his his stand
ups. OK, I guess I will.
They're like way more intellectually.
In fact, I'll I'll send. Him.
I've heard him. Yeah.
Send me some sound. I'll send you.
I've heard these actually. I'll send you the whole stand
up, just listen to it. He is good, yeah.
OK, good kind of test. Do it.
Bacardi and Coke, I'll do it.
Bacardi, go do it. Do it well, I think judging by
the amount of tangents we have gone on that.
We are. Pretty much done with this.
Yeah, I'm, I mean next. Friday.
Hey, I just, I said, I think I said what I said.
I mean it abandons a lot of what Friday was made great for.
That was a poorly structured sentence.
It's OK. I knew it was clearly.
I saw that you were going for something.
I don't I. Don't.
I don't want to believe it, but I have to kind of believe it,
kind of have. To believe that and the third
one, I feel like was you guys make a better one and then they
did because I feel like the third one is better, is a better
try. See, now I want to watch it
again because I it's definitely the one I've seen the least.
It was a better try because I think Katt Williams brings a
whole new season to it. You get Terry Crews, right?
Yep. Yeah, Damon.
Yeah, the. New D bar.
You know you still get John Witherspoon.
Obviously I do. I do think maybe the third one's
a little better. Yeah, what?
I do think the third one is maybe a little better.
Than the second what's? Katt Williams name in the movie
because I want to say he's a pimp named Slip Back, but that's
from the Boondocks. He just says I'm a pimp the
whole movie so. He's got a name.
It's like, yeah, he does have a name, We all know that.
His stand ups. I got to say now that Jerry's
looking that out, but you know. His your baby is supposed to
like Skittles. That's my favorite.
His, his, his stand ups. Money, Mike.
Money, Mike.
I am money, Mike. He's good in there and now I got
to watch it. Now see, now I'm on this like
Kat Williams kick. See, The funny thing about a
Chrysler 300 is it do look like a phantom.
Unless. You pull up next to a phantom
and. Then you just in that
motherfucker. Yeah, I could do Katt Williams
all day. American Muscle Great Stand up
Pimp Chronicles, Part 1. Pimp Chronicles part one, baby.
That's a great one. Shit that is almost as good as
vicious. Circle.
I said Sir, I said Sir, turn that off.
That's mush. Almost as good as Vicious Circle
though. What's that?
Thank Cook. Fuck.
Just kidding. The part where he's how?
Did I know you were talking about?
Thank. Cook almost as good as Amy
Schumer. The part where Katt Williams is
talking about the different kinds of weed, he's like this
shit right here, but this shit right here.
That. This shit will make you.
It's called deaf. You take one token, this, you
can't hear shit. I'm sorry.
And his hair is just. Like, yeah, the poem.
Oh, no, not no. It's not even a poem, is it?
It's. Like flat ironed, Yeah, I'm like
that's he got a silk press. Oh, Silk Press.
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I don't know if you know this at
all, but the last. Movie.
I'll say it, Sir. Another another surprise for
you, but zero from holes. Remember him?
Sorry, the Kid 0. No, but just the way you said
holes and look straight at me. Zero from holes he he's in
Friday after next as one random bad boy #1.
Cute. Yeah, so surprise.
And also your girl, Trina McGee. We already know that.
Ah, yes. Trina McGee.
She comes up speaking. About it earlier Boy Meets
World. I'm sorry, what we?
Were speaking about it earlier, Boy Meets World.
That's right, Angela Sean's girlfriend, Trina McGee, the
actress. She is in Friday After Next
also, which was a surprise to me when we watched it during
Christmas, I was like, Oh my God, it's Angela.
Yeah, he was like, Oh my God, it's Angela.
Does Sean know he's she's here? Yeah.
And she, yeah, this is a different side of Angela.
Yeah. It's like it's the same with the
when I saw the girl from Smart Smart Guy and she was in how
high? Doesn't it always shock you when
like someone comes out and does something like that, like.
A Well, only when it's they were from like a children's Disney
show and then all of a sudden they're like she's a Euphoria or
like a. Vet from smart guy is the girl
that he hits on and how high with Redman and Method Man the
main girl. The one that's like, like
presidential. She's like, yeah, girl like that
girl that's like that he falls for.
Redman or meth? One of them, pretty sure it's
red. OK, I think I know who you're
talking about because I don't know the.
Show man. Actually, Redman's kind of the
other dude that's like, doesn't. They both have one, don't they?
I just, I think I know who you're.
Talking about yeah, it's the main girl anyway.
Would you like to tell me your final thoughts, opinions and
most importantly, your ratings? Yes.
I can go first. I, I, I don't, I don't remember
this. I know what her rating's gonna
be. There's not a single thing in it
that I'm like dying to watch again, except for the Pinkies
part when he's like don't you don't you say nothing.
And the way he just, the way he dances, the way he dances
around. Yeah, open your mouth one more
time. I'm going to give this.
Oh oh please, don't want to attack me.
We're out of five, right I'm. Going to give this a. 1.51.5
What's the .54? Because I feel bad because it's
a black movie and I am a fellow black human and I feel like I'm
supposed to support it but I didn't like it at all.
Yeah, you're fucking. You're fucking out right now.
And I'm going to give it a 1.5. Don't you say nothing.
You know about the bootleg snacks?
I'm a bootleg snacks. I'm 3.5 because of and I'm going
to quote my my buddy Jerry. I'm I'm 3.5 because of the way
this hits me nostalgically. 1.53.53.5.
Nostalgia is a big hit. It's a big point hitter.
So yeah, no, I get that to get a .5.
Do you have a quote or anything you would like to say about the
movie? I'm Uncle Elroy.
I'm your uncle Elroy. I could do whatever the hell I
want. Yeah.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, basically, yeah.
Don't let me catch your hands in my sugar it'd.
Be about 3045 minutes before we get to the next rating.
He's like we be humping in this hot tub all night long or
whatever, he says. Nasty, nasty.
Oh my God, that's one thing we didn't talk about.
Why is his aunt so fucking horny 'cause it's not.
A step aunt. And I don't give a fuck.
Like why is she so horty? Why are they fucking in front of
the kids? I have a lot of questions.
To them, you know what I'm saying?
No, I don't. I do find I don't.
Know either? I do find sugar funny.
I think it was a lot of improvisation in a way.
I hope so. She.
Helped me hack it so. What are you talking about?
I honestly I like those bits and I think I want to say there was
a lot of takes 1. .5. That had to be done because I
think there was a lot of comedic breaking and I wish, I wish
there was AB roll. I think there's deleted scenes
on the DVD. But I like, I just wish there
was more because you know, with Mike Ebson, like Witherspoon,
Witherspoon can go on. Oh, I know, she mentioned.
And like Pinky, I know there were some deleted scenes of
pinkies. She mentioned during their like
crazy like BDSM like sex scene or whatever that she couldn't
look at him in that match. She like couldn't handle it.
She kept fucking laughing so she had to let me look away.
I didn't think that was funny. Jerry, what's your writing?
I'm going to give this A4. Really.
Flat. Fair. 4 flat.
Always, always high on the rings.
I respect that, Jerry. Just just for like nostalgia is
like 2 and then like. Some of the funny bits.
Some of the funny bits is 1 and then the extra 1 is kind of like
you did your best. You did your best.
You. You gave it a good try, you.
Gave it the college. Damn that felt like a headpad.
Didn't. It.
Yeah, yeah. That's good job buddy it.
Was. A noogie, A for effort.
A for effort. A noogie.
Yes, I know what a noogie is. OK, sorry.
But that was fun to talk about. I am really glad that we watched
the movie and at least I can check market office saying like
I've I watched it. I they got it out of the way
before we get out of here just 'cause I didn't mention it
earlier, but I would like to mention that Justin Pierce, who
plays Roche, was a former pro skateboarder.
Did you all know that? No, but it does make the scenes
in the movie funny that he completely fucks up all his
skateboarding. Tricks and why he's so upset
about the fact that his board gets broken.
His board. Gets broken.
You owe me a new board. He talks about his skateboard a
lot. But unfortunately, he would pass
away from suicide later on in the same year that this movie
came out. Before, I think it was before
the movie dropped. Yeah, so poor guy.
We just want to say a quick rest in peace to him.
Also, the character who played Izal in the very first Friday
movement, he was supposed to come back for the second.
There was a a rift that happened between him and Ice Cube and
they ended up not speaking. And so he didn't return for the
second movie. But unfortunately, he too passed
away. So just want to say I rest in
peace to those people. And as always, John Witherspoon
and Debo. We don't know where the hell Big
Worm is. Playing with my monies, I'm
playing with my emotion Smoker Where?
The hell is Big Worm? At where is big worm?
Big worm. Are they going to bring him
back? If he's like big perm but.
We look for big. Worm.
See. Look, now I'm quoting Friday
like I should just watch Friday again.
Jerry, do you have a pick for for next week for more Stunner
Movie month? Pineapple Express.
Well. I don't know why I'm doing all
of this. We're not even on camera.
Well, I can't see you so. I don't want to be rushed, so no
I don't. All right, so you're just going
to have to tune back in and see what we pick for the rest of the
movie. Man, thank you for joining us.
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Yes, big worm. Big worm.
He's actually the general
manager manager at the Gimbals place in ELF.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I didn't know he's the one who's like, who did all of that?
He's the one with the name tag I.
Just don't know what else he's done since then, but if they
don't bring him back for last Friday.
They need to. I said sorry.
I said turn it off. We appreciate you being here.
Please get in those comments. Let us know if there's any
specific movies or anything that you'd like us to talk about in
our next podcast. And.
Until then, we are getting deemed the gift basket ready
guys for showgirls so. Yes, we are almost at how many
plays, baby? 200 plus almost 200.
I thought we were. Almost at no different marker.
Talking about, I was talking about.
Ohh for showgirls. That's what I said.
Oh, oh, so. I was told my.
Bad, my bad. We're almost at 200 for
showgirls and you know at the 200 mark we're giving away a
free basket of showgirls Shit, Yes.
Not not including dildos. Yes.
No, but we are going to include Showgirls on Blu-ray.
Show Girls too on DVD because we're not buying it on Blu-ray.
And I think a feather boa. We're calling it We're a gift
card to a local establishment of your choosing.
Word and a feather boa. Feather boa it.
Has to be in there. I'm also going to put in a gift
card to get some French fries because I think putting actual
French fries would be gross. And you can eat them in
different places. And I think we could even find
like a little, you know, like French fry boat, like a of
course I'm in that one. Yeah.
You like an in and out tray? Does Versace make baskets?
Oh, that's what we no, but you know what we should do?
Hear me out. You got this.
Hear me out. Get a tray from like right,
right. And get one of those like
transfers and we could just put Versace on it.
Perfect, we have figured it. Out.
Do you know what I mean? Yes, I think that's great.
Put a pin in that. Shanice.
Where you at?
Where you at, girl? Text her.
But make sure you tune back in from we're still in your movie
month and we'll catch you. Catch you guys next time.
Thank you. Bye.
And it's funny, we've you just put that on, you feel like you
can conquer anything.