Hello everyone, welcome back to the cinema.
Sit down. Joining us live on this sunny
day. My name is Daniel.
Sunny Hello, Randy Today, but I'm having a great time.
My name is Jerry Joseph. And I'm Portia, welcome back.
Willing it we're here. Sunny again, just one last time.
We're square you. Know I'm good.
You're good. Yeah, I'm ready.
Bring on the cold weather. I got a lot of jackets.
I'm I'm, I'm over this heat. I'm ready for layers.
She wants her pumpkin spice lattes.
I do. Want my I want my.
I wanna wear my uggs. You don't wear pump, you don't
drink pumpkins. No, no, she said.
Fuck that to the pumpkin spice latte.
The. Idea.
I want the idea. Yeah, the.
Smell of it. Because everyone, yeah.
That's because I get that. Yes, Oh yeah, the smell of APSL.
Oh yeah, I want a pecan pie latte.
Let me. Try it.
A pumpkin pie latte? I don't know.
Favorite place in town? Meraki that do pumpkin pie I.
Feel like pumpkin spice is different than pumpkin pie?
Yes, ma'am. I think I know the coffee shop
you're talking about and they are bomb I sent you.
There they're also expanding, so bring it on when they're.
Delicious. What's the one I went to?
Taylor. Taylor, I went there last time.
I've been to native. No.
Where's that at? Springfield?
I'm looking for one that's in somewhere in Eugene.
This Tuesday for another meeting about the TV show.
My friend G. The secret project we're working
on guys, I have a yeah I'm working on a project if anyone
really wanted to know my friends.
Not gonna really tell anyone about it, but I'm working with a
buddy of mine and kind of excited.
Super secret. More to come at a later time.
Yeah, is Pecoria Coffee. Shop it is.
I was gonna say my you could always go to Cafe Pecoria on
Tuesday. They've got a lovely space.
And what's his name was there who?
Shout out to Chumbawamba. That's right.
Yeah, word. Word so you might see a
celebrity. Yeah, I mean, they do.
They come there and sign and do little booths and comic people.
He did a show, he did a show up before.
It was fun. One more point of news and.
Then I'll get knocked. Down oh wait before you get into
news let's play the unfair he's. Trying to turn into a club
anthem. I know it.
Clerb. Clerb Yeah, it's been that.
Long dare. But it's been that long dare.
Yeah. Yeah, we're not going back to
the Clerb in this one either. No.
No, no. There's a lot of flashing
lights. Like the airport lounge?
Oh yeah, American Express Land. Yeah, I hear they get turned up
in there, actually. At the Fat Burger line.
The last time I was at the airport, I looked at the lounge
and it's like on the second story and there's like 40 TV's
in there. And I was like, what are you?
What are you trying to what are you trying to prove?
He was a celebrity up there. I chilling in the if I get Delta
lounge like calm down. I hate air.
Apparently there's ways. Apparently there's ways I love
airports. Apparently there's ways you can
get into those without actually having it.
That's what I want to figure out.
I'm like, what do I have to do? What do I have to do?
Because I also want to. I'm making fun of you, but I
like, I want to be up there. Walk in there on your phone.
I'm. I'm like giving away free game.
Walk in there on your phone and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, well,
like where are you And like just see if they just let you in and
then. Is that how you get into places?
Just period. Sometimes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Yeah, Yeah. Thanks.
Bill Gates talk to you later. Thanks, Obama.
Yeah. The poker game on Thursday, no.
No, no, no, no. Not about the hotel breakfast
one, right? The continental breakfast, no.
OK, so hotels in the morning have breakfast, right?
Word. So.
You're the best, Mr. Mayor. Thank you One of the, one of
the. Like if I was on the phone.
You're the best, Mr. Mayor. One thing is to like, just walk
into the lobby with confidence, walk straight to it.
Like pretend that you have a room, you'd be on the phone
because that always is helpful, but just walk straight in and
get free pancakes. Honestly so smart I.
No, I. Can't say if I want to do this
or not. No, this is terrible behavior.
I. Would.
Never. Do such a thing.
I did it as a kid, dude. Chuck E Cheese walked in like I
owned that salad bar. Oh, stuff that you get.
Yeah. Are your parents there, mom?
And then run over to the salad bar and just start eating
fucking crackers and and then. And then dip out.
Yeah, dip out or go play a little bit and then dip out.
Might as well play. Yeah, I'm like, try to find me
in that ball pit. Watch the kids.
Yeah, I don't care if it smells like all kinds of cheese in
here, I'm gonna hide. Yep, Yep.
That's back when ball pits were cleaning.
They were. I'm telling you, I was.
Like the first Chuck E Cheese. Disgusting.
Whatever. Yeah, the first one ever built
was on Tully Rd. in San Jose, CA Tudat Tudat.
No, it was the Double Decker 1 and that's the one I grew up
going to so. We'll have to take you.
We'll have to take you there. We're gonna have to take you.
There it'll have to be a field trip.
I love Turkey. Yeah, growing up, I used to live
in behind it. Strong.
In the in a house. OK, last piece of news.
I was gonna say you had an. I did, yeah.
Coffee related my friend G. Still in my hand.
My friend G, she had a coffee truck that was named Kohi Time.
She's going to be opening a space near Whole Foods, like
near campus. Oh, the one right across the
right. Yeah, right there.
Yeah, so.
Wait next to it where? No, like what?
Just hear me out bro. Like the news is that she's
opening a coffee shop, so it's going to be fun.
She's got a brick and mortar kohi time.
Come and get a coffee. Hell yeah, that's.
All I have to do. When's it open?
That's dope. Hopefully soon.
Maybe this week. Next week.
Yeah, she wants to get it before those kitties go back to school.
No, that sounded wrong. Before college starts.
Collage. Yeah, that one.
Other than that, that's all like coffee related news I have to
say today. Never enough coffee shops in the
world. That's my good ones.
The human being can get fucked. Oh oh damn.
That name is awful. Those are.
Fighters. The human being.
Yeah, just it sounds horrible. Kind of a weird.
Name. Is it a franchise?
Yeah. OK, because is that the one
that's in Rick? Is that the one that's in Zach
and Mary make a porno? Is it?
No, theirs is made-up. Oh, it's made-up, but what's?
The one I. Think what's the one they're
made. Up.
It's a cart, right? It's.
Not there's one on like there's there's one on.
Wait, who's doing this? They're.
All kind of like Dutch bar looking.
Oh yeah, yeah. That's exactly what.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, W 11th is 1 and it's just a horrible name.
It might be a good coffee, but the name just throws me off.
It sounds like a. It's just I don't know what to
make of it. Allegedly they can be a little
curt in my experiences, but allegedly also I would say
touché on that comment. It kind of sounds like they're
roasting human beings, but what a human being would be so.
It's all kind of, you know, messing with me a little bit
anyway. Not like either.
With that being said, is it is it a good time to go to roll
into Porsche News Corner? Yeah, I was doing rolled out
money roll up. But but oh, is that my new song?
Yeah, kinda into it. Could we put paper shuffling in
the background? Oh, I'm down.
We might. Get approval for that one.
But yeah, let me ask, we got well, can you hit a blue light?
Last time you talked to him was, what, a year and a half ago?
He's been doing too much of the fast stuff, but hit him back.
Up in the last one. Yeah, I just need to shoot.
Him a text, he still has the same number.
This isn't part of my news corner, but side tangent.
So Allison Stoner, if you're unfamiliar with her, she is a
child. Stop our actress.
She's best known for being in the Missy Elliott video.
She's the white girl from the Missy Elliott.
Yeah, yeah, I saw something. About it so I'm reading her
biography and right now or I just finished the chapter where
she was talking about being in her first Missy Elliott video
and all of that stuff. Well because the first video was
so successful, she was invited back to do a second video with
Missy. This would be gossip folks
featuring Ludacris and her grandmother said, oh I'm I got
to meet a rapper. His name is ridiculous and I
haven't thought, I haven't stopped thinking about this.
I love that. I just so.
His next album, if he does one, should be called ridiculous,
yeah. But spelled like Ludacris just.
Yeah, ridiculous. Yes.
Anyway, it's time to get into Porsche News Corner and this
corner I thought it would be fitting if we started talking
about some of our all favorites. I'm talking I walk to remember.
Things that make you feel cuddling.
Jane with them diamonds in it. Movies and TV shows that make
you feel like home, make you feel like you're just cuddling
on the couch or sipping a warm glass.
Yourself. Coffee, tea, whatever assortment
of things that you like in the fall.
So I would like you guys to just tell me what are some of your
favorite fall TV shows, movies, anything you find yourself going
back to. I'll even accept albums, songs.
What makes you feel like fall? Well, I'm watching Dexter right
now. Does that make you feel like
fall? No, that makes me feel like.
That makes me feel like summer, like it's hot, it's Florida,
Everybody's sweating. Every every scene of that show
somebody sweating. Apple pie mother fucker.
Dawsons Creek. I, yeah, I, I'd like to start it
off my favorite fall favorite TV show would be Feel More Girls
because I'm a basic ass bitch and that shit makes me feel like
home. It feels like a warm cuddle.
I just want to hang out in Stars Hollow, go to town meetings with
weird ass people and just like chill out and like watch the
rainfall from my wrap around porch.
You feel me? What about you guys?
I don't know how to top what you've just said.
Thank you because. You really painted a picture.
Thank you. I guess I have some playlists,
music related, obviously some playlists that I just kind of
listened to all throughout the year.
But that does feel like, I don't know, driving back from work or
a Rd. trippy, you know, for like podcasts.
I get into my podcasts around now.
What are your favorite part? Podcast, podcasts, podcasts.
What are? Your favorites?
Hard casts Well. The hell is funny and hard?
I haven't finished. My dad wrote a porno so I'm
still listening to that. What?
Wait, what? Explain what?
What? Yeah, what the hell is that?
You haven't listened to this? No.
Oh, we might have to stop only because you need to listen to
it. So there is a podcast, 3 British
people. It's called My Dad Wrote a Porno
and you just have to listen to it.
I don't need to say anything else.
OK. OK.
Yeah, no, it's hilarious. All right, I'll take your work.
Anyway, they've kind of finished their like arc going on for
years. Nice.
And I'm just still listening to it, but it reminds me of Rd.
trips and it reminds me of like them.
Nice, nice. Full movies, though I don't know
if I have. I have what?
There's a spider on me. Oh shit Oh my God, please take
it outside OK bro. Calm down, it was on my neck.
How do you think I feel? Oh my God, scared all right.
I'll be back the phone the. Deck the deck.
The deck is nice. Oh shit.
Where did he? Go no way, let me sign.
The light. Should we consider setting
Daniel on fire? I'm just saying there he is on
your armpit. Is he?
Yeah, he's on your armpit. OK, report back.
We do not have to set Daniel on fire.
We did in fact fine, said Spider.
I need you to know that I am remaining extremely calm while
under these very precarious conditions.
Sorry. Buddy, take care, OK?
Man, the boys have secured the spider in a safer location and
we are now returning back to the set.
Sorry about that. Well, I'm fine, but I'm not.
Again, I'm against killing them at the moment so that's why I
had to take him out. Thank you for the interlude.
Hey, you know I do what I can. Jerry.
Yes. Fall favorites.
Yeah, I was thinking. About movies, wasn't I?
Yeah. I'll let you, I'll let you
eliminate on that. Let him cook.
I don't know about him, Cook. I don't know.
You said TV shows. Yeah.
Anything. Anything that makes you feel
like fall. I like ROM coms.
Pies and things. Oh my gosh.
Pumpkin patch. So a ROM com is going.
To get in your pumpkin. Or honest to be honest with you,
I'm a big fall. I watch a lot of Adam Sandler
ROM coms I like I. Would have said that would have
been Jerry's cup of tea. I kind of have been hankering to
watch the wedding. I'd like to watch that again.
That's a good one. Always a good.
One. I like that one.
I like just go with it. Even though it's kind of summary
and it takes place in in Hawaii, I still think it's a good.
And it's like starting over. I feel like fall can kind of be
a start over, you know, for those of us who can't manage to
do it for the new year, you know, it's kind of like
restarting, resetting for movies.
There's a few that I brought up just in a quick Google search
that I thought were kind of interesting.
Have either of you seen Election?
Has Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in it?
No, but. I remember the poster vividly.
So I watched this movie a million years ago and I haven't
watched it since. So I mean, I can't fully stand
by it, but from what I remember, really funny.
But it's a dark, it's a dark humor movie.
Basically. Reese Witherspoon plays this
overachiever that is annoying as hell to one of her teachers,
played by Matthew Broderick. And so when she decides to run
for student body president, he decides to to sabotage her, her
run, her election. And it's it's actually, it's
kind of sinister, but like fun, it's a dark comedy, so.
I still haven't seen it. Things that come to mind.
I don't know why, but like 10 things I hate about you Knives
Out. OK, I haven't seen Knives Out.
Tell me, you know, Tell me more. No, I haven't seen.
Knives, yes. It's the fucking guy.
It's one of those whodunits, OK? And I love a good whodunit, OK?
Netflix produced third one's trailer, just K dropped this
week, I think. Ensemble cast.
First one's great, The second one was OK.
OK, I didn't like it as much. But still, like a worthwhile,
like a fun watch, an entertaining watch.
Yeah. Is that really a Kate Hudson's
in that one? Right?
Well, they feel like. I mean, it is to, it is to you
the. Second one maybe?
Yeah, I have no right to judge. Yeah, it is to.
You. I mean, anything can be I guess.
I like Halloween town. That's true.
I like those movies. I also kind of like get into a
like a broken lizard. Oh I just want to watch Super
Troopers. Yeah, yeah, Beer Fest, Super
Troopers, Slam and Salmon, which you would love also.
Oh yeah, I don't know if you have seen you need to see Slam
and Salmon. I very much love.
It's like the same equal as like waiting OK, but like not as
crude. It's broken lizard so that not
humor. It's going to have some in.
It some crude but not as like. I'm also into the craft, which
feels very fall to me 'cause like, they're dressed, they're
dressed more like fall, like beginning of school.
Oh yeah, I think that that is. That's the one with young blood
in it, right? And and it doesn't deal with any
holidays, so it does feel very like the craft I also.
Think. Football movies.
Football movies are very much like American Fall.
So like Friday Night Lights. Remember the Titans?
Rudy, that's a good radio. Radio.
Rudy, Rudy. Rudy.
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy rocking.
You know the song. I do.
I love that song. Watch 1.
Rudy. Rudy.
Oh no, it's Ruby, not Rudy. Funny enough, it's Ruby.
Yeah, but he's funnier. Now that you said, it's Rudy the
reason? They keep singing it that way.
We. My my wife and I we house sit
for a dog named Rudy and I sing that to him but I say Rudy,
Rudy, Rudy. Rudy, you got to change it to
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy rocking out the.
The first concert I ever went to, the headliner was Foo
Fighters, but it was like an all day event and Foo Fighters
thank. You Foo Fighters.
And it was an all day event, so they had a bunch of bands play
and I saw the Kaiser Chiefs. So that's my familiar.
That was like during my my British my British invasion,
like them Jet did. Were you ever into a hot, hot
heat? I'm.
Paying you hot heat. They're fun, you should check
them out. They also feel like fall to me.
Also yeah we mentioned ROM coms. I haven't seen it, but have
either of you seen When Harry Met Sally?
I, you know, I when I was a lot like you've shown me.
Well, maybe I have. When you were, when I was youth,
when? You were.
Youth no. You've shown me like clips and I
don't think we've sat down. Yeah, we haven't sat down and
watched it. We should watch that.
We should watch that.
Pretty Woman love. I love pretty well anything with
Richard. Gere big mistake, big mistake.
Huge huge love that movie. Just.
No, how dare you. How dare you.
I almost sang the song for that stupid television show and then
I thought better of it. What else feels?
Folly Fall. Gossip Girl feels like fall.
BOC maybe a little. A little bit, yeah.
Yeah. West Coast fall because we
don't. We leave the wild seasons.
In like Chicago, and I think it's always cold.
Oh, word. True.
OK, you know. What I mean, I haven't seen it,
but the bear feels like it should be in the fall.
Oh yeah, cuz I sat in Chicago too.
Shy town. Yes.
Oh, what about music that feels like fall?
Any music that feels like fall? You know what music feels like
fall? Matchbox 20, have anyone on
this? Yeah, yeah.
OK, I'll take it. I know the name, but I'm not.
Oh like 3:00 AM. Unwell, if you do that, sing a
famous Matchbox 20 song. Push is a good one.
That's what I'm. Saying I mean, I owned a whole
album. That's what I'm saying I feel
like. Sing one for him so he knows
what the sing it. J Damn it, I I feel.
Like it's 3:00 AM. I must be lonely.
That sounds familiar. OK, I'm not massively.
I want to push you way round. Well, I will, yeah.
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah.
It's not like adult contemporary, Yeah, Alanis
Morissette hella feels like yeah.
All of those people, especially those kind of grunge.
Moodier. Yeah, like we're in our feelings
music. Someone is really in their
feelings over there. Yeah, someones in their
feelings. Yes.
Mac Miller to me also because Jerry can't speak at the moment,
he's incapacitated. But Mac Miller to me seems like
fall music, maybe because he was classified as backpack rap.
So I think of him as going. Back to school, so you think
like. August.
September. Yeah, old Tyler, The Creator.
OK, Yeah. Well, we can kind of wrap this
up, but if you want a rapid fire if anyone else has anything.
Else Jack Johnson, John Mayer. No, see, I think.
Jack Johnson's summer. John Mayer is a little more fall
there. You go, that's what I was going
to, but that's exactly what I was going.
To say they're they're interchange.
Jack Johnson is for people that go to Thailand on their spring
break, on their on their gap here.
With with mommy's money. Yeah.
Where do we classify Ed Sheeran? What kind of what season is he?
Is he spring? Wedding season.
Wedding season, so he's spring. I wonder if he could be an all
rounder. Actually I like all lead.
I wouldn't mind good old Ed. I wouldn't mind seeing him in
concert. I hear he puts on a good.
Show you know he takes the the train up London.
Don't do that. Oh, OK.
Just wipe your shout. It's cool there.
You go a little bit better. It's.
Beyoncé. Is Beyoncé every season?
Beyoncé She's everything and the best country album out last
year. Those are words.
Public service announcement came from Jerry.
I feel like Beyoncé. And Taylor sit down.
As a whole, I. Feel like Beyoncé and Taylor
Swift both have albums that you can listen to in any season, so
I agree. They're all seasons, bitches.
So the 9 inch nails. Mariah Carey is still defrosting
her, her. Her season's coming in a little
bit. Right.
It's not quite December. No, I had one more band, The
Temptations. The Temptations.
It feels folly. Oh yeah.
Like, you know, Motown Y. Oh OK, Doo wop Y.
Yep. Does Doo wop feel like fall?
To me it does. Yeah.
You know they're Doo wopping into the leaves.
Oh, OK. Oh.
Oh, down the hole back at school.
Yeah. Someone left the door open, so
there's leaves all over the. Floor Michael Bublé.
But he might be. Is he more of?
A holiday man. Is he more of a holiday man?
Doesn't he have a pizza crust like a like I sell the pizza a?
Winter. A winter music and a pizza
crust. What?
Michael Bublé the pizza crust
buy at the store Bublé Yes. Sure.
Anyway, that's a wrap on Porsche's News Corner.
Thank you for contributing. Thank you for letting us
contribute. A lovely thank you.
Porsche, I did like that. That was fun.
I like the resurgence of news corner back.
Me too. I'm OK when we skip.
It brings up, brings back the energy, you know?
I try, you know, every once in a while.
Well. You know you succeed.
Thank you. Well, with all of that out of
the way we are it's time to get into our our pick for this
evening. And that pic just so happens to
be mine. What a Kelsey Prize.
I did my own intro and I'm announcing my own movie.
What? Movie are you doing?
What's your movie? But tonight we are watching
Final Destination One starting yet another series on our
channel. Keeping track, That's the 400th
one that we've started. And Daniel had noticed this is.
Oh, that's right. A very special episode.
Yeah, yeah. For one special person.
That lovable guy in everyone's life.
Yes. Sean Williams, Scott, this is
your 4th movie with the cinema. Sit down.
Yes. Come up here and grab.
That yes, grab a jacket, sexy bitch.
We will. We will.
So you'll e-mail him real quick, not now, but you'll e-mail him.
We will give him the Congrats. I will.
Find his e-mail address on imdb.com/short.
My name's Scott. I thought we I thought you had
it. Did he change it?
Do I look like a you have his anyways, I will get him a
trophy. Yes.
Well, no. And the jacket.
You want to send him a jacket? The gold jacket, that's what.
You buy in this jacket? Yeah, he's.
Buying. This jacket cinema sit down
credit card. Obvious come in July from visa.
Have you noticed your guys's credit score going down?
Actually, it's both your names on the car.
Well shit, that makes a lot more sense.
So I might have cancelled some purchases you made.
Is that why I've got paramount with ads now?
Yeah, yes. But it is Sean Williams Scott,
fourth time on the show, that deserves a special.
Desert, can we do it? Just got it.
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Thank. You thank you, appreciate.
It thank you for that audience is clapping before.
I get to our synopsis. They're still clap.
They're still clapping. Any initial thoughts?
They're still climbing. I.
Was the question. They were clapping.
Initial. Thoughts.
I didn't remember this. I mean like I remembered it, but
I didn't remember. It, I feel like I've watched it
a million times, but again, there's stuff in it.
I was like, I don't remember that part.
I don't remember them saying that part I.
Almost swearing that I remember. Yeah, more swearing than I
remember. And it's every single time where
I'm waiting for the fucking log truck and I'm like, that's not.
The second one, isn't it? It's the second one, right?
Second or third, right? Yeah.
Yeah, so I waited for the log truck for a very long time
before I was like, you idiot. It's not.
That's really funny that you said that 'cause while we were
watching it at the end of the movie, I was like, where was the
log truck? I swear, like I said that and
I'll say, oh, that's the second room.
It's the truck. I look, but I didn't bring it
up. I like actually analyzed what I
said before I blurted it out. So I was just like, oh, oh, oh,
good. I'm glad I didn't ask where the
log truck was. We.
Both were doing this in our heads.
We both were watching the movie, going where's the log truck?
And then just didn't say anything 'cause we didn't want
to look stupid to the other. Person, I feel like we did this
with another movie I got. I want to say it was like New
Moon or something. We were like.
Oh, I mentioned the same thing with the bird lady and they kept
waiting for the bird lady in the first movie and I'm like, she's
in New York. Yeah, good.
Yeah. What's she gonna fly?
The pigeons carry her. Take me to Chicago.
Take me to your Lido. I.
Aren't they in Chicago? In.
Home alone, First one or second one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that house is in Dina.
Dina, Chicago. Indiana.
No, like Pasadena. Oh, Pasadena, Oh, it's in.
Oh, it's. No, the house is in Chicago.
Maybe the exterior, yeah, maybe not where they filmed like they
tried to filmed inside of. It or is it a different?
One, I don't know. I don't know, but I know what
you're talking about the. Experience was filmed there
because some lady owns it and they put a gate around it.
You are correct, the the exterior is definitely.
Oh, it's in in Illinois. My bad.
I'm thinking of a different house.
Whatever. Shout out Pasadena.
Yeah. Free shout out for.
Nowhere for no reason. Y'all ready for a little
synopsis? Yes.
Thank you, thank you. Bad luck, Alex kept.
Oh my God, I have to start over. We're we're going to run that
back one more time. All right, run it back.
Bad luck Alex kept some of his classmates from dying in a plane
crash, but the survivors pretty pissed at him because they
wouldn't listen. He and the weird girl that
doesn't dream of this provincial life Clear team up and realize
that if they figure out death's pattern, they might be able to
stop death altogether. Final Destination came out March
17th of 2000. It's rated R, it's one hour and
38 minutes long. It stars Devin Sawa as Alex
Browning, Allie Larder as Clear Rivers and Kerr Smith as Carter
Horton. Directed by James Wong, Written
by Glenn Morgan, James Wong and Jeffrey Reddick.
Produced by New Line Cinema. Sorry, real quick.
Yeah, that's synopsis. I think up there with some of
the best, The best. I'm not kidding.
I love it when you come up with them.
I think one of the best ones was out of the like it was out of
left field. I have to remember which one it
was. But you were like asshole loner.
And I was like, yeah. That's not right.
It was a. Loser on a losing stream?
No, it was like something that Jerry and I kept talking about
the entire movie is the fact that, like, this weird thing
happens to Alex, right? Which we'll, we'll go over in
more detail. And then, like, he saved some
people and like, gets off a plane, but like, he didn't
intentionally do any of this shit.
And then they're all mad at him afterwards.
Yeah. Like how dare, how, how do you,
how dare you take me? Off he was one of the things.
All of them died and now I have survivor's guilt and it's your
fault and I'm like what the fuck?
I have to move. Yeah.
No, you don't. You're being weird.
Yeah. This.
This is one of the things that annoyed me throughout the whole
movie. Annoyed me so much.
Every step of the way it. Was I just cared about it too
much? I didn't need to, but I was just
like find something else. Find another scapegoat.
Cole Smith. You and.
Jerry. Issues We're having the same
experience watching this movie. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck
is wrong with that dad? Why is he, every time he looked
around, he turned around and I instinctively loud yelled What
the fuck are you looking at out loud?
When he turned around at the funeral or whatever, What the
fuck are you looking at? That's why I like out loud
'cause if he was looking at me, I would say that What?
It's like the third time he's looked at me.
What do you want? Yeah, I don't know.
That's just my instinct. And I did it out loud and she
looked at me and I was like, it's like, why is he looking?
At it. Jerry White knocking.
Yeah, I was like funerals, getting angry.
It didn't make any more. Time, babe.
I'm gonna knock him out. Well before.
Well, the dad kept turning around.
He was my best friend, yeah. No, it was in the faces.
He kept making it, Alex. I was like, would my dude,
somebody don't calm your fucking tits?
I guess what I'll say is some of the acting is subpar.
Oh. No.
Will you please point it out to me when we get there?
This is a this is a horror movie.
So I feel like I'm distracted and I'm more thinking about
sequence of events and how things could be different and I
really wasn't analysing acting so please point it out when it
comes up. I'll I'll do my bit.
I'll try, but like as as we're starting it, what I'll just say
is it just kind of feels a bit in moments be movie ish.
And I mean that like the nicest way possible.
That's. Correct, because like it's it's
a how? Wait, what do you class this as?
You know classes as horrid are you?
Yeah. Yeah, this is horror.
No, this is. Horror.
It's a horror movie. Because there there is an
antagonist coming after that and.
People are continuously dying. OK, more so than you would in a
thriller. A thriller?
Maybe there's one or two. Yeah, OK, Fair, fair, fair.
Fair. Yeah.
So I think it classified. What is the classification for a
horror movie? There has to be an antagonist
we. Should get Bobby on that.
Is there usually antagonist right?
I don't know. I don't know what classifies as
a horror movie because blood doesn't necessarily mean horror
because you can have a kids horror movie where no one dies
but they disappear. But that might be a horror movie
right? If it's scary.
Yeah, but you see, now we're getting into territory where you
can start blending genres between like thriller, suspense,
mystery, you could, I mean, all of this this movie has.
All of them. How do you tell the difference
between all of them? Yeah, we will have to discuss
further at a later time. But with that being said, shall
we jump into the movie? Yes, we should.
Yeah, we should. I do have something to.
Put a pin in that. Heard I will.
Other topics that we need to discuss, like what makes a movie
a movie theme? Yeah, that's a good one, You
know, because that could be a really good discussion.
I agree. Let's put that on the docket.
I What about him? What do you want?
Where is he? I don't want to look up.
Anything when he's offered up Bobby.
Yesterday he sent me his resume a few weeks ago.
Oh word. Look what I got.
I got rid. Of this was a 3 minute.
Yeah, I know. It's long as fuck I was.
Just intro. Was that the longest intro?
This. Season.
I think it's the longest intro for this.
Season. But I would argue that normally
we complain about a long intro. I would say this long intro is
worth it. No, it's not if you've seen the
movie before and you get to go. Back There's a lot of hidden
stuff in the intro. There's so much foreshadowing.
Like I that was literally the first thing I wrote is opening
ominous foreshadowing. You know what I wrote?
Long intro. There's the, there's the.
Plane outline. There's like all.
Sorts of stuff. The fan, the keyboard, the
Auslane fan like. OK, that was also from the the
the the the roller coaster. One the the the the the the you
remember. One, I'll say, I'll say I said.
I said all. Cheeky.
Bastard. What were you going to say?
Actually, I was. I was genuinely.
You're not a cheeky bastard. I don't know what.
The fuck you guys are doing over there?
I don't know what else going to say.
OK, continue. All right, so we open up on,
yes, the ominous foreshadowing slash the longest.
Intro. Intro How How many minutes do we
calculate? 3 minutes exactly.
Oh, foreshadowing. Something he literally has 3
minutes exactly and then at 3 minutes and one second is when
it fades right to the mom walking into the bedroom helping
him put his shit together for a suitcase.
So yes, our main character by the way, Alex.
We meet our main character Alex and his parents are helping him
get ready for his senior trip to France.
Which I do have to ask as a as a home schooled person.
I just want to know was this a thing?
Is this a thing? Is.
What a thing, yes? Yes, going, yes, going out of
the country with your with your class to study about.
I went to France for I think it was a week.
You're. So close to France though, yeah.
Well it's not like cheating bro, it's just that we were learning
the language so we went to the country if we were learning.
No, I know. It's actually pretty cool.
Yeah, I wish we were learning Japanese.
And we see wait. Do you speak French?
No, no, no. A Betty Bois caution.
No, I. Don't.
Funny enough, it wasn't one of the languages that I really
wanted to learn, so I didn't pay attention.
Should have been Spanish, German, even something like
that. But hey, I'm trying to do it now
and do a lingo. And then the other place I went
was Barcelona for a graphic. Strip.
That's so cool. Dude, that's so dope.
That's so dope. That's so.
Cool. You went to different schools,
though, and got to do that stuff, like learn different
languages and like, yeah, here in America is not like that.
I met two friends in Paris that were from Germany, but they were
going to school in Spain but vacationing in Paris where I
was. OK.
OK so they were German yeah but spoke English, German and French
and Dutch cause Dutch is the main language usually in in
German Germany it's they speak Dutch.
Yeah, no. They speak German.
And Dutch. In Holland.
Yeah, but that's mainly Dutch, they said, they said.
Maybe in the maybe their area. Yeah, that's.
Something mainly. Like they speak.
In Dutch but they spoke like 4 languages.
That's so. Incredible.
And I'm like, that's nuts here in America.
It's like oh I could take French but it only offer at the other
school 6 miles away. See that's a shame you know what
I'm saying? Like some schools like my
brothers had French we only had Spanish.
I had to take sign language and it.
Which I think is hella useful. In with a college class like I
had to take a college class four years of it.
That's what I wanted to take. I didn't have to.
I took, I only had to took one year, but I took four years of
it. And that four years was way
easier than taking any other language I've ever taken because
I'm a visual learner. Honestly that would have been
helpful for me too if because French was fine it was
mandatory. That sounds fun though.
So you know. It was part.
Of our curriculum. Pretty useful when I was there.
But if, if, yeah, exactly. But if given the choice or if it
was changed, I mean, yeah, because I would love to have
done. Something I think we'd be
actually, if we travel with Daniel, we'd be fine in another
country. This guy has an accent.
Yeah, everyone speaks English. Anyway, or Germany and they'll
be like that guy's an idiot. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say your name again. You sound American.
So two things 1. So I wanted to mention my mom
spoke or my mom took French in high school and she said that
she couldn't remember to speak it as well, but she could read
and write it better than she could speak it.
I could you find the same. I could speak it.
Better. That's crazy.
Yeah, she could read it The opposite.
Yeah, she could read it and understand what it said, but not
necessarily be able to like translate or say anything back.
But like, yeah, she had a better understanding of it written
down. Also, I think it's interesting,
at least in American, that the languages offered really depend
on where you are because for example, here in Oregon, like I
think there's a larger Russian community because Russian is
offered and a lot of the high schools out here.
So I feel like it must depend on where you're at because I don't
remember Russian ever being offered.
Russia wasn't out at all in the San Jose Unified School District
that I knew about. I mean, I also mentioned where
you are located, the Spanish. Would have been up on the list.
Yeah, I mean they don't even have home X.
Some places have home EC. We used to have an auto shop.
No, not. Which is wild and.
Then we know we don't. There's no auto shop anymore.
I think it should be at every school.
Everyone should know how to change a tire, change your oil,
oil. And then if you want to learn
more, you know. Yeah, everyone should know the
basic. Basic, I always found that
pretty cool when I would watch, I don't know, home improvement
or something as a kid and be like, man, they have, you know,
they can work on cars in school. Like that's so cool.
They did that on Degrassi too, which I think I looked it up one
time. That is a bigger thing that was
offered in Canada at the time. But I don't know if they're
still offering that as much. But just wanted to ask if that
was, like, a thing that happens. But Alex is pretty privileged in
the fact that he gets to go on this great trip.
This is dope. But yeah, they're going out of
town for 10 days in France with his classmates to learn about,
you know, French stuff and I'm sure trying to hook up with
girls. It's it's high school.
And I'm like, this would be a dream vacation if I was 17 years
old. Fuck, yeah.
This is where I'd want to be. And so they're all showing up at
the airport and we are quickly introduced to the usual high
school stereotype subjects. We've got a fucking jock, jock
dude that's just angry all the time with like a hot blonde
girlfriend that he just makes out with.
Always angry. Yeah.
And also, none of that would have been allowed.
I mean, they're like in the airport she's on, straddling on
top of a chair. There's absolute fucking lutely
no way that would be. There's no reason for this
behavior. Also wanted to be known that the
athlete inquest question is played by Kerr Smith.
This is he is playing a character named Carter.
But I need you guys to know that Kerr Smith is a main character
on Dawson's Creek and he plays he plays Joshua Jackson,
Jackson's brother, who Joshua Jackson pacey throughout the
show. Like spoiler alert.
But whatever, the show came out like 20 years ago, so get on my
level. But he makes fun of him
throughout the series for being gay, and then he actually ends
up being a closeted gay guy and he comes out of the closet.
It was a really big thing in the late 90s, early 2000s.
And he plays the softest, sweetest character.
So to watch him be this tool bag for an hour and a half was
really rough on my. Soul, he's really annoying in
this. He's so annoying 'cause he's
just angry for the sake of being.
And I know I'm reading into it too much, but like, I don't
know, was the character meant to be read as like a like?
A douche Jack. Well.
Yeah, like worried it up. Yeah, well, I got something I
got to ask this do did you guys what was your, your, your sport
of choice at school? Like I know that like
personally, no, like here in America, right?
It's it's a American football, right?
Or basketball. The NFL or basketball or like
even like tennis or lacrosse, the bad is bad guys.
Is lacrosse big for us? I don't know.
Lacrosse. We had one school that had
lacrosse in our whole district. Yeah.
I'm like, I don't know anyone that plays lacrosse, period.
One feels like I'm watching. Something.
So what was your guys? What was your guys's main?
Your school would go and shoot, our school would go and have
rallies and all this big shit for football, right?
I played football. Well, we don't do well.
What was your big rallies? There was no sport, but it would
be, it would have been football. Wait, you guys didn't have a
homecoming? I didn't, no.
You didn't go to high school. No, I did, but I didn't get we
didn't like our school, didn't have one I already like started
after we left after my after our year.
Was your class small? Yeah, I would have said it was
on the smaller side when it compared to you guys.
Yeah, I don't. Even know how many we had, I'd
say like. 50 people. Don't you or something?
Or not. Well, not not a. 1000 in your
class, but hundreds in your class, right?
That's fucking too. Maybe.
Maybe not 100 like a almost a. Bleacher full.
That we scammed together. OK, I don't know.
Some high schools like are so much larger than I expect them
to be. And every high school
graduation. Maybe 2?
The names take so long, like they take forever.
It feels like 100 kids. I think there's like 120 maybe
for us, yeah. That's a lot of people.
That's a lot of people.
OK. But it would have been football,
like, yeah, football school was football.
We didn't offer rugby, which was a shame because my dad was a
rugby player. I've got rugby players build.
I should have played rugby. Oh.
Rugby. What about so sick?
As a kid, it was always football.
It was just that was my number. One, have you ever played rugby
in the States? Because we have.
We have rugby leagues, don't we? God.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it now. I couldn't do it now.
I'm sorry my buddy baby in this movie it's like oh God why is it
so scary looking dude is that mean to look?
That's not right. I wasn't even paying attention.
No, I know. I just a.
Couple other stereotypes that we run into.
So we also have Clear Rivers who I mentioned earlier in my
synopsis. She is our resident weird girl.
Crystal. Pretty weird girl, yeah.
You know, she reads books and like, she has headsets on and
like, no one notices that she's. Around like a.
Wallflower, but she'll bloom later in college or Daria, so
it's gonna be fine. And she's obviously like a
writer. And then we have Alex's best
friend who who really doesn't contribute anything to this
movie. You just need to know it's his
best friend. Yeah.
Todd. And Todd is like trying to help
him get girls. Yeah, also his name is spelled
with 1D, so it's kind of distracting me the whole time.
The From the moment I knew that his name was spelled with one DI
was like, that guy's gonna die. Yeah, and.
Like he's gonna die. He's gonna die.
Yeah, his name's all fucked up like though.
Not only is he gonna die, you're gonna die first.
Yeah, yeah. Oh man, his name stands for
today on death. Also like his brother's name is
George and I'm sure George is spelled totally fine.
Yeah, it's probably spelled JOR. G Yeah, yeah.
It's not GEOR, e.g, whatever that you know, George.
It's like 2 ES or. AJ yeah.
GEORJR George 100% right. 100%, but yes.
Georgie. Sean William Scott is here, but
he is the latest to get on the airplane.
But he's, I don't really know what his stereotype is.
He's just here. I think he's I, I don't know
what I could. Talk.
But I think that could just be because it's Sean Williams,
Scott. Well, he's also like riding a
bike and like Carter almost runs him off the road like twice.
So I'm like, is he cool 'cause like if he.
Seems to be by himself. If they're teammates, he's
really not nice to. Him not at all.
That's what, the whole time. So this movie, what did I say?
Why is everyone fucking pushing each other?
So many fights, so many fights, so many just pushing.
Nothing. Pushing each other constant.
No fucking reason you're. So, right, it's such a, it's
such an early 2000s fight. Because there's it.
Really is They're just like pushing each other megaphone but
no one swings. And this is even before they get
on the plane. Yes, like why would you want to
go to Paris with this guy? No, why would she want to?
Well, yeah, the way he acts. And especially that baby.
But I mean, I don't know, it just doesn't.
It seems like such a mixed bag of.
Porsche Son. Classmate.
I tried. Almost.
Almost next time. The Kung Fu is not so strong
with you today. Fucking Jerry.
I've. Tossed it on the baby because we
got to talk about it. Oh my.
God, we talked about the baby. We don't.
It's creepy. Wait, no, before you do that, I
need you to know that. Todd dies first.
Alex and Todd let the dog go to the bathroom while they're
waiting to board the plane, and they hear John Denver playing
before boarding the plane. Now this is important because.
All I think about is that John Denver's full of shit.
You know what I'm talking about. He's from Dumb and Dumber.
That's. Right.
Yeah, those are the Rockies. John Denver's full of shit.
I don't know. I love that that was.
Improvised. Was it?
I think she's got to me, dude, what were you saying?
And the lore about them hearing John Denver in the bathroom is
that John Denver died in a plane crash.
Is that correct? Man who didn't.
Word Billie Holiday. Buddy holiday wait.
No, no, buddy. Wait, wait, no, wait, wait.
Buddy Holly. Holly.
Buddy Holiday. Buddy Billy Holiday, God.
Damn it. The fucking pipe down, man.
Who's Billy Holiday? Another musician.
Oh, I thought he was a bank robber.
That's John Dillinger. Buddy Holly Anyway, John Denver
John Denver, I believe, died in a plane crash, and I think the
song is about a plane crash. All foreshadow.
Yeah, I forgot to do my research on this.
Clearly we all do 'cause I wasn't paying attention.
Yeah, and I mean I. Just know John Denver is a bad
sign. That's that's all I know is a
bad. I knew it was a bad sign when he
turns onto the airplane and you see a demon baby.
Yeah, I would have gotten straight away.
I would have been one of us is leaving and I'm bigger than you.
Yes, you know what? I I gotta take a picture of
demon baby. Yeah.
And then I'm gonna post the you know what I'm talking about
right now. This is Demon baby Guys this.
Should be Look, this should be the post for the what's coming.
Yes, you know how we do. That in three weeks, Yeah, This
is demon baby. Yeah.
OK. Portia, can we please, can you
move it along because Jerry is? Oh he was an avid pilot and died
in 53 in a single fatality crash while piloting.
Gotcha. A small plane.
But he was a pilot himself, so it's not like he was just in
like on a commercial flight. No, he was chilling.
So now I'm kind of wondering. He knew how to fly.
Whatever, that's not the point anyway.
Moving. Forward.
And so, yeah, they hear John Denver, and this is supposed to
be foreshadowing. By the way, as they're taking
dumps because the guys like do you want to not do you want to
have to get up at a 12 hour flight and take a dump and sit
next to Cindy Lou Who? So they're having battle shits.
Whatever the fuck her name. Yeah, they're literally having
battle shits. That's gross.
Oh. You sunk my back.
That's all shit. That is 1 disgusting.
Thing so oh wait, wait. Shameless plug.
Yeah, go listen to Harold and Kumar.
Oh, shit, That was a shameless plug.
Yeah, shit. A while it's been, it's been a
while. We haven't plugged a lot of
shameless things. We need to plug more shameless.
Things we need to be more shameless about our plugs.
Yes, careful, we need to use more plugs, but be shameless.
OK, you need to. Anyway, they're boarding the
plane. Yes, so after the demon baby,
they immediately show a dude with like a respirator and it
looks like he's like has like Parkinson's or something he's
like really need and he has like a nurse next to him caring for
him. This scene is like the like why
did they have to? Why did they have to be like,
because as the jock, he's being a jerk, walks by and goes, oh,
there's a baby on here. There's got to be a God that a
God wouldn't take this plane down and then sees the other guy
and he goes, OK, well, maybe a messed up God would take this
plane down. It's like, why did this that
didn't age well at all? Like why did they?
Why did they show that? And then they never show demon
baby and special needs guy again.
Well. Because they.
Because the well, I I know that. Yes, sorry, I'm not.
Helping, I know that, but I'm saying why did they like have
that right in the beginning? Yeah, I don't.
Know Smith is an angry teenager who feels like he's cheating
death and when he sees that, obviously getting on a plane is.
Nerve wracking as it is, yeah. Sure.
So in in in calming his fears by fear inducing everyone else
around him. He's like, God will never bring
this plane down because there's a baby on board and then boom,
there's a guy with special. He manifested it, yeah.
Yeah. Well, or demon baby did it
because we never see demon baby again.
Maybe demon baby is deaf, Yes. So Alex goes to sit at his seat
but 2 girls from his class ask if they will switch seats with
him so they can sit together. So he ends up moving and sitting
next to his best friend Todd with 1D.
Now, the thing about when Todd. With 1D the thing about when
bugs. Me that his name is spelled like
that. When Alex sits down, his trade
table comes out which everybody knows.
Your tree table is not allowed to be down.
To be throwed away unless they cut they're very serious for.
That whatever they say. 80,000 feet up in the.
Air. And so he tries to fix it, and
the little thingy that's supposed to keep it in place
also falls out. So Doom is a pause.
Yes, this is. So violent.
So literally we, we take off from here.
Like I was so mad. Tell me why I was so mad that I
was like, where is the security briefing?
Where are they gonna tell me how to put on?
This way, yeah. Where are my exits?
Where's my oxygen? You literally asked that during
the movie and I was like, oh, they went over it my dude.
It's just like when see it and I'm like whenever.
They took off Portia. No, I, I swear to God, it was
when people were still sitting down.
She's like, I had a seat belt right here and you're just here
in the background like right on the wing lot.
Like exits are already wing a lot like it's here in the
background. Sometimes when you're running
behind you have to do on the fly.
Oh man, it reminded me of Tommy Boy, where he's like, listen, if
you don't know how to put a seat belt on, I'll ring your call
button and I'll have Tommy come back there and hit you on the
head with a tack hammer. And so they take off into the
airplane. Someone starts that thing that I
fucking hate where they clap for the plane taken off.
Like do not clap when the plane takes off and do not, do not
clap when the plane lands. I swear to God, I swear to God.
This is my. Biggest annoyance?
I will clap along if everyone else is doing it 'cause I'm
trying not to be a tool. No.
Oh, but whoever starts it, I'm gonna fight.
You yeah, don't do it 'cause once you do it, the front wheel
breaks off. I want to see.
You know, it's like you ride your bike and like, Oh my God,
Timmy's doing it. And then his wheels, both his
wheels fall off and he cracks it, too.
Yes. And he, no, he's going down a
hill in San Francisco. Oh, he's done.
It's over. You're like don't, don't
fucking. Don't jinx it.
Fucking claps. I guess I.
Guess what I want to say to that person is I want to see you at
baggage claim, Yeah. I'll see you outside.
Yeah, I'll see you. I'll see.
I'll catch you out. I'll.
Catch you? Catch you at baggage claim?
How about that? How about that?
How? About them apples.
Oh man. I.
I it doesn't seem to be a thing of the most recent trips I've
taken, but yeah, I have been on them where we've landed it like
LAX and people were like Wooten and Gelering and Hollering and
Hooten. The last time I went to Atlanta,
I landed. I'm not even lying.
It was an overnight flight. Did anyone cry?
No, it was like an overnight flight.
So I got there. It's like 6:00 AM, but it's 3:00
AM our time. And they started motherfucking
clapping. And I was like, oh, I swear to
God. The phone.
My shoe is off of this. Plane, my shoe is going so far
up somebody's ass. Yeah, No, No way.
It's not gonna happen. No.
Unless you're like landing the plane and now.
And it was that pilot in the Hudson and he saved my life.
That's that. Maybe.
You can study. Yeah, that was a.
Good. How about we clap after we get
off in the lifeboat and we're all like, you know, on land?
Yeah, when the adrenaline kicks, you know, runs out.
Sure. Console me then.
Yeah. So Alex has the vision.
A quick rundown that's. The Big V baby.
Basically the plane starts setting like there's small
fires, explosions that go off, and then eventually all of the
pieces of the plane come off and everybody dies.
I mean, people are getting sucked out.
That's when you would have clapped.
That's dog. But that's when you would have
clapped, yes. Yes, it is.
That's that's they were literally I told you I.
Told you. The plane people were getting
sucked out of the windows, burning alive.
It was like pretty. It's violent.
It's it's yeah, it's pretty violent.
And then my man wakes up drenched in sweat.
I would have immediately been like.
I think Family Guy made fun of this, by the way.
There was a baby in the plane and Death was in the plane and
Peter had to play Death for a day and like take the plane out
and it had the cast of Dawson's Creek in it.
And I had a, a, a, a bunch of a baby with hanging out with a
bunch of little, like Girl Scouts.
And they were like, we like being alive.
We like being alive. Like we like being, oh, we like
being, oh, we like being alive. And he's like, damn it, I don't
know if I can do this, You know, it's like, it's like, that's
what it reminded me of the beginning of them walking into
the plane. Jesus.
And so, yeah, he is drenched in sweat and a question of the
hour. If you saw Alex get up, well,
this kid, if you saw this kid get up and you were seated in
this flight and he's going on and on about how the plane's
going to crash. Very calmly.
And he's drenched in. Sweat and he's drenched in
sweat. Would you get off the plane?
I'm going to go first. Yes, I would.
A million times I would get. Off I would.
I totally would. It's not even like it's it's one
of those situations you I'm like, you never ever, ever, ever
want to be in ever. Right.
Like I I still think flying is safe form of travel but this
this definitely freaked me out. When like when?
I no this is my worst nightmare. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that
on a boat, but yeah. I'm on a boat.
I would have gotten off, yeah. Personally, I would have
followed him. I don't know because I well,
actually nowadays they would have just, they would have taken
everyone off. Oh yeah, they probably would
have deported everyone. They would deported us and say
something else, yeah. Something and then I wonder and
you know what movie would have shown and that would have been
credits because there have been like, oh Yep, there's the
problem gas line. They would have inspected the
whole plane. Yeah, right.
I mean, yeah. More likely than not, a bunch of
people would have gotten up if they didn't deplane everyone.
And yeah, they probably. I think more more than just a
couple kids would have gotten off.
Carrying the Juicy Below sweat suit in the front, she would
have gone off. Oh hell yeah, she'd be like ah.
I think I think lady with baby would have gotten off too.
You'll for sure, you know, definitely like being alive.
Easy, easy. So along with Alex we get a few
of his classmates, a few other characters and they all D board
the plane. Now the reason everybody else's
D boards is fucking stupid. But basically Carter picks a
fight with Alex and like tells him to like stop screaming man.
What's what's his deal? He's just.
He's just angry. He is so angry the whole movie.
I think they're just like, wear this jacket with a letter on it
and like act like he been on roids for the last week.
He was like, done. Yeah, I got you.
He's like. Act.
I don't need. To I don't need to act like I'm
on roids. I don't know.
And then, you know, you've got Todd with 1D and George, and
George is like, oh, you better go check on addicts.
Go keep it. Keep an eye on your friend.
Yeah, unfortunately. And then, of course, Claire
River Ocean. Clear, Clear River River.
Dude, could you clear rivers? What's her name?
Clear Ocean Ocean.
What is her name? Clear rivers, Clear ocean.
Could you imagine if she was like, Clear River got
electrocutors, She's on the ground and then people are like
clear, clear. It's that that is a Jerry joke.
That was the most Jerry of Jerry jokes.
I see. This is where you have the
stereotypical character and then Frankie Ocean, she literally
gets up and she's like. Hang on a minute.
Wait, Her name is Clear Rivers? Yeah.
Sounds like a casino. It is 7 feathers, mate it.
Definitely is. Sounds like a casino.
It is 07 feathers. Well, that one Rivers, it's the
same shit. There's gotta be a casino called
Clear Rivers. All right, get Bobby on it.
Bobby. Who did I hire?
Bobby. Yeah, Bobby.
Bobby with an I. And AZ on the end.
Silent. Silent.
Yeah, she she's in that stereotypical category where she
goes, I've got the tingle. Yeah, I have to.
I have to follow which is fine to.
Be fair. I mean like.
I have a strange linking to him. We'll explain.
I'll do. I'll go more into her story
later because she kind of also aggravates me.
It's it's Carter and clear that I'm like, I don't know about
these characters. Carter, Yeah.
There's Clearwater casino not clear river.
Damn it. Or whatever, it's a body of war.
It's a body of water. It's clear.
So they get off the plane, there's all of this commotion
still going on, and they start fighting again while they're in
the airport lobby when all of a sudden.
Who shows up? The plane X bubbles.
Well, and the FBI. Death shows up, the plane
exploding. Death.
The plane exploded. The plane exploding from the
distance it was at would not knock out the windows.
I know, but I love that effect. That's been proven to be.
It was actually really fun just so yeah, that was a fun effect.
It's a cool effect. It looks badass.
Not really, not that's not how. I mean, even Alex ducked when he
saw the plane blow up. He hit the ground like he saw
the shockwave coming. That's true.
Yeah, he's clever. Yeah, not.
Alex Sean Williams Scott. No, he was just staring.
No, he's the one that dugged. He's the first one to see it.
Sean Williams. Sean was, yeah.
Alex and Carter are fighting. Oh, that's right.
That's right. They're on the floor.
No round on the floor. That's a.
That's a not subtle. Authority.
Yes. Shameless plug.
That's a not subtle, shameless plug.
Can we get a? Can we get a shameless plug?
Shameless plug. Carter.
So in a nanosecond, everyone gets like taken to a backroom,
they're doing interviews, the FBI has shown up, which like,
does the FBI normally get involved this quick?
But. Well, here's the thing.
Neither here nor there movie got a movie.
Yeah, word. Strange movie got to bring in
the FBI because of some X-Files shit because he's shouting about
actually how did they how would. They Oh yeah, he had a vision.
He's shouting about a vision about the plane blowing up, ergo
gets taken off. Boom, butter Bing.
You know, the stewards that took him off called the FBI because
they're like, my guy over here is spouting some drenched in
sweat shit. We've got to get him out of
here. We don't trust him.
Oh, and go here. This is where the memorial guys
hold. On, hold on.
We haven't gotten there. Yet when we get.
There no, when you when that's fine.
When you get, I do want to point out Agent, what's his face?
And Shrek, I'm sorry. What is that guy from?
Yeah, his. Name is Agent Shrek and I'm like
oh. Shrek is is He's the head guy,
yeah. Like they didn't even know that
movie was coming. No.
So who came up with the name Shrek?
It's great. Yeah.
I kind of love it in a. Way.
It's kind of wonderful. It's gotta be a real name.
They. Should bring back agent.
It's gotta be a Scottish name, right?
The rest of the sequel? What, because Shrek was
Scottish? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Maybe it is a Scottish name. OK, Google it.
I'm just trying to think of Barry on it.
What's? His name?
I thought you said Bernie for a second.
I was like Bernie, Bernie. Bernie.
Sanders.
Bernie Sanders, dude. I wish.
Bernie Sanders would be should we?
Offer him an internship. Who, Bernie.
I'm down. I feel like he needs to take a
break. He's been working.
Oh God. I also want his opinion on
literally anything. Oh God.
So everyone by the way, gets picked up by their parents.
It's all very emotional, except for Claire, the weird girl
she's. Queered.
Why you so queered?
Queered. What did you say?
What do you mean? Also there are no confirmed or
there are It's confirmed there are no survivors.
It's confirmed there are no confirmed survivors.
Yeah, it's confirmed. There's no confirm.
They've confirmed it several times.
On the survivor. There once confirmed all 287
people died. Yeah.
They're all confirmed. Is this the final destination
with the highest body count? No, it can't be.
It can't be because you know what?
The you know, the the one that takes place on the bridge.
I think that's the fifth one. The one that's the prequel.
There's quite a few. Earthquake one.
You're not talking about Noel, right?
It's where the bridge cable snap.
Yeah, where the bridge cable snap and all that stuff.
I think that one might have a larger body count.
All right, we can also get Barry on that, Bobby.
I think Barry. There's too many things Barry
Bobby I'm looking for. I'm trying to tell him he's
giving me stuff to do now. Yeah, I'm like, I think, I think
Barry Bunny. Well over one job.
He's got Bobby. Yeah, I like, I'm so lost.
I'm still trying to figure out what the last thing I I was he
asked me to do was. Well, it doesn't matter now
'cause we've moved on. We're way away, we moved on, but
nice sometimes. We just throw things at Bobby
and like if he does them, he does them if he doesn't.
He doesn't. Yes, for yes, Carter, God.
Dude, it sounds like a soundboard.
To does it. Really.
Yes. Doesn't it sound like a
soundboard? It really does.
He's quite good. At it's very good.
Yes, if it's shameless. Fucking plug dude.
Damn it, Bobby. Yeah.
That was. Now we are at the we're at the
memorial slash funeral. You guys have thoughts and
opinions? The memorial, yes.
The guy's face can't talk about him.
Looking back at Todd. Todd with one day his.
Dad is. It's not even one day.
It's it's, it's, it's one look. And then he looks back at the
fucking FBI, looks forward, They unveil this Hawk thing.
Kind of why they get up so. Quickly, yes, so they.
Won't even look at it. Look, did you see how quickly
that guy got up? Like fucking I'm out.
Yeah, I'm. Going to care as soon as they
unrail the thing. First of all, why did they
decide to choose something that was that was a bird like a
flying? Symbol of freedom.
Well, I want to know why they like who had a like a rising
phoenix on their back lot and they were like, oh, I could
donate it to this like funeral memory.
Oh no, that was commissioned for a high taxpayer amount of.
You think so? How fast do you get a fucking
structure like that done? I think looks like it took.
We're about to do the time jump. I do want to say, well, it's
been. It's been 40 days.
It's been. 40. Days 39 days.
Since when? Why did they tell us that?
I think. It's right now.
On Did they tell us that that much?
Time pass. Yeah.
Look, that's look, look. One of us.
Some of us weren't paying that much attention.
Apparently not. This is a time jump of 39 days.
Fuck, I didn't know there was a. This is also like you get really
strange interactions with the people on boards.
This is where this is where it starts to annoy me because they
will blame him and they look at him like he's a pre card.
And they've been doing that for a month.
Yeah. They just think that like what?
He set the plane up. Yes.
They think he got up early. The teacher has to move.
Because and then like pretended to roll in with the rest of the
students. Or, or whatever the case may be.
But yeah, like Sean Williams, Scott feels like he's been
asking Alex the same question for 39 days.
Yeah, that I could see. Why does he keep asking that?
Because he seems scared, to be fair.
Like, I don't feel like Shawn Williams, Scott's character is
like mean to Alex. He's genuinely like you're.
No, I think he's, I think he's that character in this one that
that scaredy. He's a.
Normal. Definitely gonna die, but you're
not quite sure when. Yeah, possibly toward the end,
because he'll have some kind of moment.
That's him. I mean, obviously it's him, but
you know, you're right there, bud.
Yeah, there's a fucking. Motherfucker.
Flying. Fucking flying.
Yeah, I was trying to fucking ninja it earlier.
I haven't. I know, that's why I said the
Kung Fu isn't strong seeing. You mean Mr. Miyagi?
Yep. Yes, yes.
Exactly. I'll grab the chopsticks.
But yeah, there's so much tension at this fucking
memorial, it drives me insane. Todd's speech is awful.
Yeah, it's supposed to be like, inspiring or.
Something right? It's not uplifting at all.
And then? It's not uplifting at all.
She was the second teacher. She left one teacher on the
plane, obviously the teacher who was a little bit more well
versed in French and she feels and she feels responsible for
basically she. Does, but she also won't talk to
Alec. She's like, leave me alone you
freak. Yeah.
Pushes him in a. Pocket So she's a Dick because
you're a teacher. So like, get it together, lady.
Yeah, but she's also moving because she can't handle any of
this. Like it's it's.
Really, I thought, I thought it was a little excessive.
I think it's why what happens to her happens, because she's not a
very nice person. Her death is so fuck it.
Never mind. We'll get there.
We'll we'll get there when we get.
There I do want to say something not about.
This movie or the podcast at all?
No, not about Shrek, but the other agent with the glasses.
Yeah, What's his name? Fuck.
All I know is he's he's in the Disney Channel movie called
Quince. Oh no, he is.
Totally. All I could think about the
whole. Time is he's the daddy.
He. Did look familiar to me, I'm not
gonna lie. His name is Ancient Weenie.
That's right. No.
Yeah. It's, I'm not even joking, it's
Shrek WEINE. They had fun with that.
One they had Oh my God, you. Remember accepted when I was
making fun of all of those names?
Yeah, this one's going in that pot too.
You're not with 1D and fucking Agent.
What Shrek? Weenie, Agent.
Weenie. Weenie, Weenie and Shrek.
It's it's. It's it's French.
Weenie and Shrek, that is like the funniest fucking lineup.
I want to see a spin off with those two Final destination.
Weenie. The Adventures of Weenie.
Weenie and Shrek Dude sounds like a comic book.
Buddy comedy coming. You might, you might, you might
slap yourself for this. Uh oh.
Tell me. He's a dad in a movie.
That's one of your favorite movies?
Ice Princess. The guy in the glasses, yeah.
Agent Weenie? Yeah.
Agent Weenie. Shrek.
Looks it's in 2000. I'll give you the year 2003.
Why you're thinking about me? And you're closing about it, the
quince kind of thing, yes. Why you're thinking about it?
Shrek looks familiar, I just can't put my finger on what he's
in. Agent Shrek?
Yeah. Was it an Amanda Bynes movie?
Oh, she's yeah, yes. She's the man.
Yeah, is it? She's the man.
Is it? Is it?
It's not what a girl wants 'cause she isn't.
No, it's the. It's the other one.
No, no, no, it's not. Amanda Vines isn't in this one.
Maybe. Maybe.
What is it? Just no but.
Is it the dad from? Yes, yes, yes.
Home. No, no, the other one, the other
one with the same. Just in time.
The other one Miracle lane too. No, it's one.
Thing let him finish. You own it and you like it more
than I. I've seen it like twice.
Not big fat liar, but the other one.
Fuck. It's.
In that same room, same actor. Oh, so it's oh.
Paul Giamatti. Is it my dog?
'S not Paul Giamatti the same actor I.
Don't own? Same actor from the one with
Amanda. Cody Banks, Yes.
Fuck yeah. Dude, I knew you would narrow it
down. Good job.
Thank you, I feel like. I just Agent Shrek was in.
He got game. Summer of Sam dope.
Do the right thing. Oh OK, wow.
Pretty big movies too at that. Those are pretty big, yeah.
So shortly thereafter, the memorial's funeral, we get to by
far the saddest death scene in, in my opinion, of the entire
Final Destination series. This is the.
Saddest death because one, it's a death that legitimately looks
like a self delete and that makes me very uncomfortable, but
it's also the only time where death cleans up its mess.
Cleans up after itself, yeah. There's no other time where
things just vanish so you don't know what happened.
Like people can put it together. This is the only one where like
water literally retreats and goes back to like where it was
before so that it can really make this look.
It actually goes under the toilet.
I don't. Understand why?
I don't understand why they did it for just this death and never
in another sequel. Yeah because his dad like Todd
with one DS dad is already pissed enough and like this
really does make look it makes Alex look worse.
I could understand as a parent why you could look at the
situation and be like why one son die and then I have another
son that committed suicide because the other one died and
like it feels like this kids responsible.
This is the only time where I'm like fuck that sucks because
that's not what really happened. And maybe if all the clues had
been there, it wouldn't. You wouldn't assume that.
But like the way it looks like? Yeah, that looks like a fucking
yes. That and not I'm not going to
lie, he only make it. He only makes it look worse from
here on out. I like super creeper status.
Well now Alex done he he be fucking up from.
Now on Yeah. He is, yeah.
Annoying. He's like, at this point it
feels like he's the guy that's like, hey, you can't smoke that
in here. And he's like, it's OK, it's a
vape. No, this is my house and you're
naked on my couch. Get out.
It's OK, I survived the plane. Crash.
Yeah, it's OK. I saw the future.
No, that's still crack that you're smoking.
Get get in my house. Still smoking crack.
Get out. So now we follow Alex to the
following day and he goes off to see Clear.
For perspective, why does he go to Clear's house?
There's no reason why he ended up at Clear's house.
Why did he go? Here I don't know they're
talking. About they're talking about the
fact that he can see that he had a vision.
No, that he had a vision. It's the future I can see.
Yeah, but Given said. We barely talked at school.
I just felt like I followed you for a reason, you know?
Oh my God, this is my. Favorite this art piece?
This is my favorite piece. It's about it's you.
It's how it's how you make me feel.
So like Clear shows out this art piece and she literally says
that lie. She's like this, this, this
describes how you make me feel. And I don't know what the fuck
this means. What is like a hole in my head?
Yeah, it makes no fucking sense. It looks like a giant question.
Mark Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, see.
That's what I got out of it. I was like giant question mark.
So you're confused about your feelings for Alex?
What? I don't.
Or it means like when do I die? The holes are for all the other
people that died before, Yeah. So why do these two get so hot
and heavy so fast? Because it doesn't make any
sense how they need a you. Need a relationship like that in
this movie? Do we?
I know, I know, I wasn't strictly getting there, but.
I don't know if that that this love story was needed.
Oh, do you guys want to know what the original version of
this movie was 'cause it does play more into this.
What so in the original? I want to know because what?
I'm not mad. I want to know because that it
pissed me off that like halfway through the movie, it's like,
first she mentions that she's not like that.
They never even hung out in school.
Yeah, she just like decided to get off 'cause she felt
something. But they never even talked
before. But but, but then the whole
movie she's calling him baby. Yeah, and he's.
And that makes me so mad. Yes, and they have.
This Did you notice the baby thing?
Yes. So here's the thing.
In the original draft for this movie, in the original cut, they
went back and added more. In the original cut of this
movie, there is more to their sort of love story.
They have more scenes where they get closer and eventually they
end up hooking up. And The thing is, is at the end,
Clear ends up being pregnant. And OK, this is a spoiler for
the end but obviously we'll talk about it when we get there.
But Alex dies in the last scene. In the original version, Alex
was Alex dies, Clear was pregnant, so she has the baby
and that's what keeps her alive and keeps her from being
skipped. Therefore she could just she
would be the one that would continue on in the sequels.
But people were devastated by the ending.
They didn't like it, which is why they went back and they
changed it. They should have kept it.
I think. They should have kept it because
they changed the second one anyway, don't they?
Well, in the second one, they, yeah, they explained it away
that he died. But I think they, I think they
wanted Devin Sawa to come back. And I think Devin Sawa was like,
I'm kind of A1 and done, dude, and I'm out of here.
I don't know. That's how he felt.
What it felt like was a bit like A2 Fast 2 Furious kind of thing.
Yeah, I could see that. Someone someone not coming back
for the sequel, therefore they got to change it.
Which means the first one looks a bit.
And that's why they have all of a sudden Clear is like doesn't
have a baby anymore. They took out that entire
storyline and then she's in like a padded room because she like,
didn't feel safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or. What do you think he I can't?
Remember what happened to. Her do you think he should have
died is my question. Yeah, I do, yeah.
I'll tell you after the podcast, OK, what happens to.
Her I do because it's cheating in a way, but now that I know
that there is more than one of them, Clear River is clearly the
the central character in the second one from what I can
remember. Yes, she is. 3rd 1 is a roller
coaster, yes OK. And then and we have no more.
That's when we stop having. That's when we get completely
new casts, this, that and the other 4-5 and six.
I still need to see 5. And we need to see the last one
right I. Think we haven't seen
bloodlines, so that's number six correct. 4 is.
NASCAR 5 don't know right, 05 is the bridge. 5 is the prequel.
Yes, OK 5 is a prequel. It's and then 6 is a prequel to
the prequel. And the six is the one we
haven't seen yet. I've heard things.
I I know it, I know it recons things.
I think they have to in order to keep the.
Series, they have to, in a way I do because when we talk about it
and when we get to the ending, I think it's a great ending for
the movie if it was a standalone.
This one. This one.
But it did well enough that they granted it a sequel, which main.
Is that why they left him alive though?
Yes, OK, because it's a great ending.
I feel incredibly biased. This is this is a standalone
movie before a sequel was announced.
Yes, slaps. I'm kind of glad he didn't die
to be. Honest I I am.
Spoiler. What's a funny?
I think it's ironic, but yeah. I think that this would make a
good stand alone movie and I know that like I saw that some
of the sequels before I got around to seeing the first
movie, but like I seriously cannot imagine this movie being
a one and done. That plot.
The plot to this is too good. Deaths, doesn't.
It can be. It can.
Be replicated. Very clever.
I think that's why I keep coming back for the installments.
So the fact that this could have been it is crazy.
To me it kind of feel like it's like sore, yeah, which obviously
we have started. It is kind of like it may be the
same feeling I felt. It's the same.
Thing like like there there, these are OK, here we go.
These are guilty pleasure movies for me this sore those movies
that you know that follow a very similar.
Pattern of your secret like fear because the thing about saw is
like what if you really were like what if there was a secret
group of people following you and watching you and making sure
that you're being a good person and what if some someday someone
just decided to like I know what you've been doing and I'm gonna
use it I'm going to hurt you for it I think that's a great
concept same thing as like the desk design thing I think some
of these things just naturally lean themselves into being
something that can be a series I think smile works for that too I
think that that's I think that's the new generation like if
they're. Same with bird box too I think.
If they make another smile, I'm interested in checking it out
just 'cause I I like the idea. The general like that central
idea is so good. I think it's a very it's a very
similar premise to Final Destination, just manifesting in
a different way. It's a great newer update to
like what we know is, you know, I feel like.
So you feel like. We own final destination.
I feel like the newer SpongeBob generation own smile.
Yeah, OK, yeah, I agree with that.
I had do have one thing surprise for you.
You were talking about that dialogue about her sculpture in
the garage. Ah, yes.
OK, so I actually have it and let me read with you what she
says. Do you know what this is?
Alex Cox's eyebrows probably thinking a mess, but tactfully
shakes his head. No, it's you, Claire says,
remaining dry and stone faced. Claire, not a likeness.
It's how you make me feel, Alex. Like you.
The sculpture doesn't even know what or why it is reluctant to
take form and yet creating an absolute but incomprehensible
attraction. What?
What?
OK, that was that was word salad.
Yeah, no, I mean, and she continued.
I think I kind of and it goes on for a while.
OK, so thank you. That's just the first part.
And what? Yeah, word salad, you said.
Big words that sounded like an. Artist.
Yeah, it was seriously a word salad.
That's a great way to put it. That's all I wanted to say.
The sculpture topic in the Garage I.
Feel like I could delve into that a little bit, but I don't
know if I want to that's. Fair.
'Cause I feel like I kinda know where she's coming from but it's
all because she thinks he's gifted.
I mean, kind of, to be fair. Might feel that way, yeah.
Because we saved his life or he saved her life.
To be fair, she's talking about Devin Sawa and he's pretty
fucking cute, so, you know, I get it, I get it.
Is he in 2000? I was in.
I thought he was related to JoJo.
No, it's Devin, Sawa heard. Heard heard not.
I thought it was related. Devin.
I always thought it was Sawyer. Devin Sawyer.
No sawa. Yeah, see, you learned something
every. Casper as I like.
Oh my God, every time I forget and then you remind me and I'm
like cool. He's in it for 15 seconds.
That's okay, it doesn't. Matter.
Yeah, He's Casper. It's still Casper.
Yeah. He makes her float and they'd
slow dance. It's fucking.
It's awesome that. Might be that might have been my
is that my sexual awakening? I don't think so.
I don't think I was think it was a few years off from that.
I don't know. Probably was.
I'm just saying the. Food was actually looked pretty
awesome despite the ghosts destroying it and throwing it in
their empty stomachs under the floor.
That house was badass. That's what I'm saying.
I want to throw a Halloween party there. 1994.
At that house. I think maybe 95 might be 9595
Bobby. Well, ask him.
Bobby So the most important thing about Alex and Clear
hanging out is that Alex mentions that he needs to see
Todd one more time. So we go on an adventure to the
morgue. What?
Yeah, this. Doesn't make any fucking sense.
This scene irritates me so much and I don't understand it.
Everything about the scene irritates the fuck out of me.
They go to a morgue. Well, they no they break into a.
Morgue. Oh, they break into a morgue
and. Then Candyman appears.
He went into the candy man. And.
They make no mention of the fact that he's the fucking candy man.
And I'm like guys, guys, guys, but.
He makes, we're just not. Going to say anything he
doesn't. Make any forms about them being
there. He's like.
Doesn't give a shit. And God knows what time it is.
Also, I need you to know his name in this movie.
Blood's Worth. What the fuck.
Yes yes. Oh may he rest in peace because
he has passed away in real life so unfortunately.
But he's in the 6th 1. Is he?
Did he film that? Before he passed.
Dude no. But did he film it before he
passed? That's so.
Dope. He's also in the Candyman
remake. Have you seen the Candyman
remake? No, why not?
Honestly, I'm. Scared because it scares you.
I don't really remember it from a kid, but I remember I remember
being scared as a kid. So I'm like, oh, I don't know.
I don't know if I can handle this.
I like Candyman, as a kid that was one of my favorite movies.
Hear me out. That is scary.
Yeah. OK.
The Candyman, the bees, Tony Todd, the rib cage, that I can
still see it, right? I haven't seen it in 140 years.
Yeah. The new one.
Watch it by myself. Jordan Peele.
Right, Yep, executively, like he had a hand in it, basically,
which is why I watched it. To be fair, I saw the name
attached. I am a fan of his.
I like his horror movies. I think he does great work.
And then you bull. Yeah, man, I hate, I hate
butchering people's names. The main actor.
I think he does a great job. I I think it's a great.
It's a it's it surprised me. I won't tell you OK, but I will
say it's great. I think you should watch it and
I it. It do I have to watch the
originals to watch that one or I can just stand alone watch that
one? Yeah, and you and.
That's what I need to. Tell you understand why.
OK. Yeah, I think it was good.
I I'm down to check it out. I need to get scared at least
once this this Halloween season spooky season.
I might even pick it to be honest, because.
Well, candy man reminds me of my dad.
That's fair, Candyman reminds me of my mom.
Like, that's definitely something that would have been
up her alley for. Candyman used to watch that.
Scary. That is scary.
Do you know the original year of Candyman 19?
99 I. Have to pee.
I've been trying to hold it, sorry. 1999. 89. 89 so after I
was born not. Sure.
I well, I thought you looked it up.
I don't know I it feels. Like I can, I mean.
I'll do it. But.
Candy man. Cane Candy.
Man I just watched that with my dad as a kid.
I loved that movie. 9292 the original.
OK, so how old? Yahoo aboard Mateen the Second.
909192. 6. So I was I was 5.
But I remember the poster. Shit's scary dude, I remember
that. Look, yeah, I was 6, right?
Yeah. So yeah, I've watched that movie
when I was 6. Yeah, and I definitely shouldn't
have watched it when I watched it.
Dude, I never should have watched it when I watched it
either, but I did. Yeah, I also watched it.
Yeah, I didn't see that one. So.
OK, sorry, that's exactly how I remember look 18.
That was always scary. The part in the in the bathroom
I. Don't remember that one.
The Candyman, OH. You mean that bit?
No, like where do you say it in the mirror that that whole the
whole thing? Did you ever do it?
Yeah, my mom used to say go do it, go do it and like go do.
And then that also told us to do Bloody Mary too after.
We went to like 3, I'd get to like 3 and I'd never do it.
After we went and murdered like a bunch of lightning bugs.
Oh. For real.
Yeah, like that kid, kids. We thought it was like, cool,
stupid. Shit.
Yeah, but you grab them, you RIP their butts off, and then you
put them on your finger, the butts, and they still glow.
Damn, so they're like glowing rings as a kid and we used to do
it, but it wasn't illegal because it was an infestation in
New Jersey. Like they're a nuisance.
You said that before Porsche yes, 1992, original 2021.
And I want to say his name on. I want to give you his name
because it's Yaha Abul Mateen the second, because he was in.
Yeah, he's cool. I like him a lot.
He was in. That is a crazy name, but it's
awesome, yeah. What else has he been in?
Yeah, I do want to. Watch he's a snack too.
He's a good looking dude. He was in Ackerman.
That's where I know him from. Aqua Man.
Yeah, Aquaman. Was he really?
Yeah, Aquaman. He's the Black Mantor.
I've never seen Aquaman. First one's all right, the
second one's a bit laughable, but anyway, ambulance was.
Good. Oh my God.
Jordan Peele was a writer on it. Bro Oh, there you go.
Because he's a fan of the original, you can tell.
Bro, he's in the rock with Sean Connery.
Trek. No, the candy when?
He Todd. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's and he's in the crow. Yeah, he's a bad, he was that
bad guy. Yeah, I didn't remember.
Was he was he a bad like a a bad guy army guy in the rock?
Yeah, he's, I mean, he's one of the.
Ones because so is Doctor Cox from Scrubs.
Remember that Yes, he was in the Rock.
Also, I know God does Cox. I say that that's Doctor Cox
every time I see that movie. We got to do the Rock, dude.
That's that. It's got to be a fall movie
Trouble Rock. That's all I'm going to do.
Yeah, do it. Rock, Are you ready to get Yeah.
Oh, wait, we're not recording. Damn it, are we not?
I guess we're not. Can we just?
Do all that again. Do you need a clap to get us
back? I mean, just so I know that that
other part needs to be deleted, I can keep what we were talking
about. Welcome to the Rock.
But yeah, we meet Bloodworth in, you know, just your average
friendly neighborhood mortician. He should be smoking, but he's
not. I wish he was smoking a
cigarette so badly. With one of those holders, yes,
like Corella. Deville.
Corella Deville pipe or something?
Corn called pipe would be perfect, or Gandalf pipe.
Ohh and I kind of wish he had like a fucking cane.
Yeah, Cane. Who is a mortician?
Gas cane while wearing heelies. Cane wearing.
Wearing heelies. Too much, too far.
Yeah, the Helias might be pushed.
You took it too far too. Far what if you run into the
body you know? Yeah, right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. And in heelies, but I imagine
they're hard to control. I mean, that's definitely that.
That death would just be like, flick you and it would be over
if you're wearing. He'd be like, this is too easy,
I'm gonna make it more cool. So basically the kids.
Stop by goddamn stick. And Bloodsworth just gives them
a bunch of like, cryptic information and tips about
death. Yeah, coming to.
Design and like how to beat it. And then he's like, see you
soon. Really ominous.
Really, like, hilarious. Yeah, and just a bit strange.
A bit it did, yeah. OK.
Well it's like thanks for nothing.
It really didn't help me at all. Well, the death's design thing
was important because that that literally is the pursuit of the
mission for the rest. Of this year, but what else?
That's all he really provides. He says some cryptic weird
things about death. He says hey, Death has a design
and like you could beat it for a while, but the.
Question. Is you're going to succumb to
it? Yeah.
But my question is why is he saying any of this?
Yeah, why isn't he calling the cops for them breaking in?
'Cause that's what a mortician would do 'cause like, my guy,
you're not gonna be here. And also, does he lock himself
in there 'cause they opened it with a hook?
I'd be like, you know, that kid that predicted the airline
crash? I'd be like, he's here and I
don't know why. Yeah, I would like you to come
and get him. Thank you.
Yeah, he's creeping me out. He keeps telling the mortician
houses gonna go up in flames. I don't know what the fuck's
going on get him out of. My lady, you're scaring us.
I just don't understand it. Like, I get it, right?
He's meant to be the shadowy character that's like, death is
coming for you all, yes, but like, he doesn't pop back up.
He does in every movie. Oh, he does.
Oh yeah, he does. He makes an appearance in every
movie. I think there's one that he's
not in. Whoopsie, I take it back.
Wait, if he made it done into Bloodlines, there's one movie
that he's not in, but I don't know which one it is.
It might be the 5th. Well, you know what?
I'm gonna cheat. Wait wait, wait, wait wait wait.
Everyone think real quick. About.
He was in the morgue, right? Wait, I.
Love this. Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on.
He's doing a Jerry. He's doing a Jerry.
He's this is a good Jerry. He's Jerry.
You guys are going to be impressed.
Hit me where they go. They broke into the room, right?
And then the last door they broke into was the room what
their friend was in. How?
Did they break into the room? They came in through the
skylight. No, I know, but how did they
break into the final room that they walked into where
Bloodworth was? I don't think he locked the
door. It was, but how did they open
it? I have no idea.
Oh, is this what you just told me?
They used Candy man a hook to open the door.
Stop candy, man. I don't know if that's how he
opens doors. He's a hook for Hand.
He's got a hook for a hand, but he has a hook for a hand.
So and then when he came around. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Was that just a nod to Tony
Todd? That's what I'm saying.
I think it's a nod to Tony Todd. This is a nice one.
But they keep bringing him back, so he has to play some kind of
role in this movie. Was that a nod to Brando I mean,
or am I just am I reaching? No, you're no, they did it.
I I I would bet you anything that they most.
Likely have no purpose. Yeah, this is one of the movies
I didn't look at the trivia for, but I guarantee you.
Well, Billy. Just Billy.
Just what's his name? Bill, who's also doing.
That it's Bobby. Bobby, he just rewound it for
you guys. It's playing on our screen in
the studio and the last door they opened is with a hook.
Yeah. No, that, definitely that
definitely. Is a shout out decay?
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, it is. And then when they open the
door, you could see it. He's holding it.
Look, because he's holding it. And then look, it's a hook, man.
Yeah, it's a hook. Yep.
That is crazy bro. I like that I didn't notice.
That that's a nice touch. Did I?
So. So I pulled a Jerry, but you got
it. Right, but you got it.
Yeah. All right, you.
Were going. Somewhere you pointed out some
trip. I bet you point.
I bet that's trivia. Yeah, I get a round of applause.
Woo woo. So after their little meet and
greet with Bloodsworth, they, Carter, I'm sorry, Alex and
Clear head over to their local coffee shop to reconvene and
talk about this whole death's design thing and try to try to
put the pieces of the cryptic information they just got
together. So they're sitting there and
they're just kind of going back and forth.
Alex is really tripping on this whole death design thing while
while Clear is more just being like, I think it was just an
accident and I don't think we could figure out what's gonna
happen next. So they're kind of going back
and forth when all of a sudden Carter pulls up down the street
and he's just being his normal Dick ass self.
He like almost runs. What's his face off the road?
Billy. Billy off of his bike off the
road. He's with his girlfriend,
obviously. And they pull over just so that
Carter can get out of the car and yell at Alex.
It doesn't make any sense. Tonight is a You need to get out
of that relationship, my dear. And you needed a restraining
order. That man is, you know what
definitely gonna hurt you. Not unlike the boyfriend from
Fast Three. We just did.
Shameless plug. Word.
I was also thinking, I know what you did last summer, 'cause that
boyfriend's a Dick. Too.
Oh yeah. Ryan Felipe, he sucks in that.
Movie. Isn't he killed by a hook?
Yeah, yes. Yes, Candyman.
Yeah, OK. I don't see Tony Todd for 3:00
and 4:00. OK, so maybe he missed two of
the movies. OK, so he must be in the other
ones. I know.
He's in the second. One, the second one, I remember
him being there no 'cause he's in, he is in the roller coaster
one. Yeah, he is.
Yeah. He's definitely he's.
In five. Okay, well then maybe I just
didn't scroll far. Enough.
No, no. Isn't he the voice of the roller
coaster? That's what it is, okay?
He's the voice of. The SO he's definitely in 123.
Not 4 but 5. So he missed 4.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Maybe.
Sorry, I don't know why I had to look that up.
I'm no, it is important. But I guess I forgot that he was
a reoccurring. And lastly, we see Missus Lawson
is also there. So these are all the remaining
classmates at least. It's a reunion.
This is everyone that got off the plane.
These are the both are the ones that died, yeah.
OK, so they're all standing there.
It's very strange. It feels weird.
Right before this, Alex had noticed a bus going by in the
reflection of a store. However, there was no bus at the
time when he looked over. And this is foreshadowing.
So we see Carter's. We see Carter's girlfriend,
Terry, whom I didn't realize what I had to look up her name
so I could put her name on this thing.
But Terry is irritated and she's like, I've had just enough about
everybody fighting. She literally tells Carter.
She's like, I don't know what the fuck you're so mad at, Alex.
And she's finally realizing why is everyone fucking madding him?
So mad. Yeah, she's so pissed, and she
tells Carter to drop dead. OK, I have a theory so.
This is where they got the Mean Girls idea right.
Yeah, I have a theory, right? You don't hear Alex sees the
premonition or he sees the premonition not knowing what it
is, right? So I have a feeling that no one
around them saw the bus coming. Otherwise you clearly would have
said something to Terry, right? Yes, he should have.
You would have been like my guys, the light's red and
there's a bus coming. You might want to step back from
the edge, you know. Maybe he would grab his
girlfriend. Right.
So my theory is that because death is designing it, he is
like a clouding what's around them so that he couldn't so they
couldn't hear the bus coming or it literally just appears and
that's like death design because that's.
Yeah, how do you not hear the this?
Is like me this is me movie. Movie got a movie in but no one
says anything. No.
And I think if Alex had said something like.
Don't stand in the middle of the fucking.
Street like the IT it might have made more of a presence aware to
this to the group. So.
So was it her turn or not? It was, yeah.
This is what Alex will find out this.
Evening. OK, so yeah, yeah, I was going
to say after he finds out the in the next scene by watching TV
like the order they're in, you point out a mistake in that.
Also remember you pointed out a mistake in the order.
Oh, I've noticed. Yeah, it's the wrong order.
Thing is like why would why would that person die?
Wouldn't they sitting next to each other?
Yeah, what I don't make. OK, so later on, Alex goes home
and they describe how the plane had faulty electrical and that's
what made it explode. And so Alex makes a diagram of
it and puts where everyone was sitting to try to figure out who
is next. Now The thing is, Terry just
died. Terry was sitting next to her
boyfriend, Carter. Who was in front of George?
But George gets.
George is already out 'cause he stayed on the plane.
So why is Carter not the next person?
Todd with 1D. And also, what, like Todd went
out before Alex? Yes, 'cause it skips Alex, maybe
'cause he got them off the plane.
So maybe it skipped him there, but it should be Todd and then
it's Terry. So it should be Carter next.
But it ends up being misses Lawson, right?
So how what? I don't know.
Why would Terry die for we didn't see it.
We see the premonition Terry and Carter and pretty sure go out at
the same time. They do.
They show you the explosion pattern of each gas.
Oh yeah, that's the order. Exploding and it should have
been in and there. Wouldn't he be sitting next to
his girlfriend? Yeah.
Yeah, unless he swapped seats with the teacher who was meant
to be originally in that seat. But we see them take off and
they're sitting next to each other.
Oh. Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait. The seats could have could have
changed. You're right, they could have
changed when the only teacher that went back was the French
speaking teacher. Oh yeah, I don't know.
What he said back So we don't know what seats everyone was in
with all of those off the plane I.
Do think you're right in the fact that the premonition shows
them dying in a way that isn't shown on screen?
Correct. But we don't think about it too
much. Yeah, like it.
It doesn't matter because the people who get to the end do.
No, Carter doesn't make sense. Carter doesn't be part of the
ending. But then they have that
exchange. Oh well.
And I feel like they had to keep Carter AKA Curse Smith's
character because he was one of the biggest names at the time
that this movie came out because Dawson's Creek was in the year.
OK. And what year did this come?
Out Doo Doo Doo Doo. Doo it was off to screen so it
was definitely after scream. Yes, this is after.
But they wanted to keep the big name in the so.
I feel like they had to keep him in the movie.
So then that's the only reason then?
Yeah, Yes, because if they died together, yes, they would have
had to have died on screen either together.
Or separate. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
I like how Captain Obvious has the same voice as Mr. Moviefone.
Or Jim Carrey. Or Jim Carrey honestly was the
cop cap Agent Weiner in Lizzie McGuire.
His name's Weenie. Was he and Lizzie McGuire?
I swear to God, he.
Had puppy on it, yeah. He's probably a teacher on
Lizzie. Yeah, that would make sense.
But he, he's got time. He can.
Yeah. He's.
Plenty of time. Yeah, a break.
He looks like he's asleep, right?
Now, plus he has two days off tomorrow, so do it on your day
off, Billy. There you go, get back to us.
Agent Weiner. Agent Weiner and Agent Shrek,
That's fucking insane. Oh the teacher worst death by 4.
Also, I got a lot of shit to say about.
That OK so so Terry dies by getting hit by a bus everybody
gets his spots with her blood it's.
Insane. That night, Alex figures out
Death's design and he thinks he knows who's next, and he
identifies that as Mitch's, Luton alleged.
So he goes to stalk her. Yeah, dude.
And it's honestly so fucking weird when the cops come up and
like, catch him in the very beginning.
Yeah, a little bit. He's like touching her tires and
shit. It's like.
Dude look suspicious. My God.
Looks so fucking weird dude. Don't be suspicious.
Don't be. Suspicious.
This isn't one of the times that I realized that.
You see, like the antagonist in the kettle, there's a
reflection. That goes, oh, the dark
reflection. This whole scene aggravates me
so much. Why is she doing everything like
this? OK, so this scene.
And that order. Me no.
Like, why is she kind of like? This angers me almost as much as
odd with 1D. Yeah, yeah.
When she. Yeah.
When my man was dry shaving. She's gonna have dry shaved.
This bitch is gonna have She's in her house.
She's about to have a. Hot tea 'cause.
She gets freaked out by a noise and throws her hot tea into the.
Yeah, who does that? Girl, no, it doesn't make any.
Sense I mean. Be so for real.
This is not human behavior. She threw the hot tea under the
under the death class. She.
Literally went like that. On the Death class on.
The death class? No.
Well. 'Cause it's like a.
That would have made sense, no? The mug that she picked was from
the high school she's leaving and it gave her a trauma
response. So she just threw it.
What, did you not go into the cupboard yourself and grab that
fucking mug? But then you wanted to get a
different mug and. Then but why is throwing the
water out? Why didn't she just throw the
mug on the ground? And why shatter?
It no. Why didn't she just do what
normal people just go oh she just like don't be in the scene.
Continues to use the mug anyway yeah she threw the tea because
she was a mad at the mug and then kept using said mug.
She was like, fuck it, I. Actually changed the vodka with
ice. 1. No, you know, no.
Here's my thing. Here's my concept on that,
right. OK.
Well, obviously. School death is the problem.
It's killing everyone. I got killed her.
I got. Killed her from the school.
I got two things to say. She started making a cup of tea
and she was like fuck that, I don't want that.
I want some vodka and some ice cubes.
That's why she does it. Secondly.
Second, guys. Second thing, so I couldn't
point desk design. She puts boiling hot water in
the cup. OK, OK, OK, finish him.
Throws it and then puts cold water and it cracks.
Finish him. Is that your finisher?
Yeah, and it cracks. Did you hear that?
That's. That I mean, that was great.
The amount of drippage from this mug.
It pissed Porsche off to a point where she's like, how does she
not fucking feel it on her legs? I almost text you.
I was like what is going on? What is going?
On you would have heard it dripping all over the fucking
1992. That would have driven me in.
What year did this movie come in?
What year did this movie come? In 2000.
Yeah, she has a 1992 monitor at her house.
Yeah, I'd also like to. Say Windows 95.
There is some cool, there is some cool hidden stuff.
If you look behind her, her slain stained glass is a knife.
Sword, Sword. And that's premonition.
Premonition. Yeah, so not only not only is
this bitch dripping everywhere all over her God damn house,
she. Would have gone, she put.
She put She put the mug on the top of The Who puts a mug of
water on top of the. Sheet and and explodes dude.
Yeah, she annoys me so much. Yeah, and she goes.
We don't have to describe the scene.
Computer blows up. No, But then she put Yeah, never
you. Never.
Do that. Never do that, Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, like, shit. That's that's.
Medical one-on-one. And like some Shard of glass
goes into her neck and she immediately pulls it out.
And the moment she pulled it out, I was like, girl, have we
learned nothing? Have we learned nothing from the
Crocodile hunter? Don't pull it out.
Leave it there. Yeah.
Go to the hospital. Yeah.
'Cause you, I mean, you'd be, you'd be shocked, but come.
On what about when you got a splinter as a kid?
What? Dad say come, come bring it.
Or Mom, come bring it to me. I'll pull it out.
Don't pull it out yourself. You can break it.
Yeah, and then you can't. You know, we got to soak it in
the warm water or whatever. Lemon juice, Yeah.
Where the hell that just hippie Rep thinking do they do?
Whoa, way to throw out the H white bro.
So yeah, she gets herself in the neck and then like some more
wild shit happened. She has by far.
The comical death. Yeah, yeah, fair, to be fair.
Like the comical one, but also the long winded one and then the
whole kind of just like my guy. Dude.
Yeah, Excalibur, OK. I also.
Want to say OK fucking shit, but this, this sword I shall pull
from the stone, from this body, lie here.
Why does my man do it like that? Said it he.
Pulled it out like he was fucking king.
Arthur and the Sword in the. Stone that's so annoying.
That is crazy dude, but also for.
Any of that? Oh yeah, a whole block.
A whole block of knives went into her chest.
So like lady is fucked. I saw one huge.
Kitchen knife. It's one huge.
Knife. Which made it like first of all
first try he pulled it out. That never happens.
Have you tried pulling the stones sword out of second?
You gotta. Be worthy.
Second, he was worthy. The cops say we have
fingerprints of him later in a in the movie even though the
house caught fire and would burn our way.
They said they had fingerprints because it caramelized on the
knife. Strong.
It caramelized on the wood and his.
So they have. His footprint was foot
caramelized on the linoleum floor.
And I was like, as a true crime bitch.
Since when? Since when?
Does blood. Caramelize.
She must have had a priest there on diabetes.
Like, even if it did, 'cause there's sugars in it, yeah, I'm
a, I'm AI. You know what?
I gotta test this. Jerry and I were watching this
and I was like, do I like this movie 'cause?
I. I love this movie and I was so
true. I don't.
Know yeah, after I was like caramelized blood on the knife
handle. The knife handle was wood.
The wood would have burned, so the caramelization just stayed
in the air and and gently laid on the metal part of the knife.
The caramelization of blood. Also, why are they calling it
caramelization? But it doesn't make any.
Sense they say that Who wrote this movie?
I can't think who wrote this. I know this is going to be so
gross, but I kept thinking of like blood peanut brittle, like
peanut brittle, but it's like people's.
Yes. Right like, like thin thin.
Like someone left Twizzler. Twizzlers pull and peel out all
night and it became a hard stick.
Like pasta, you know? You know, like a hard piece of
pasta that would just snap. Aggravating.
Yeah, there's no way, dude. It would, but OK.
So yeah, while everything was happening in Misses Newton's
house, like Alex comes in and he like, tries to save her and then
like, pulls the knife out of her chest.
Like he's fucking, it's Excalibur and it's fucking
stupid. And so he has to leave and like,
but he gets spotted by Billy, who Billy apparently immediately
went to the FBI. He like saw Alex leaving Mrs.
Newtons house. He watched that shit go up in
the flames. He's like, I gotta go to the.
FBI. He's on to something.
Yeah, to be fair, he like he did run past him, didn't he?
Like after he exploded he just runs past Billy.
Says nothing. Says nothing.
Billy says he does. Extra weird.
He looks extra weird for doing that.
Yeah, I mean, I'd probably be a bit like.
I mean, Billy's perspective, I'd be like.
Yeah, anyone would look weird in in nose jeans.
You could have said something. Where is this the last year of
Janko's? That's what I was saying.
It looks like he's trying to run at Janko's and I'm like dude,
it's over. Try to climb a fence in those.
I also feel like Devin Sawa could be the 5th, like the 4th
member of Hanson. Like he could be up there being
like, no, anyone. Definitely.
Thank you. Thank you.
So yeah, now Alex has to go on the run because he's going to be
wanted for murder. So this took a turn.
Murder. Murder.
Oh yeah. So OK, so yeah, yeah, he, he's
looking extra SUS. Yeah, but then you get this, you
get another reunion. Like even after all of that.
Doesn't. Oh yeah, Clear can't go to Alex,
so Clear has Carter and Billy drive her to pick up.
Alex Yes, yes. And this is stupid because it
just is it just. I looked, he got back to me.
Blood does not caramelize. Thank you.
That's a plasma liquid part. It just spreads around.
You'll never be able to find it again.
Nutrients gets burned up with the fire.
Some of the reasoning behind them all meeting up like over
and over it it like loses me. Yeah, I'm like.
Because I think one of the things I would.
Stick together at this point. Well, no.
One of the things is I'd probably want to be as far away
from them as possible if all of that seems to be happening with
them. Yeah.
But then I feel like everyone could, it could get you all at
one time. If everyone's in one room and
they're in like a foolproof room, they can like each help
each other not die. You'd think that, but they tried
that in the second movie and it don't work.
Oh yeah, yeah, I see. So they can't go.
We go to Callan. Like WAPA?
Do that but I want bamboo. And then this whole bit.
Shameless plug Grease. Check it out.
I think season 1 we did season 1-2 I is it season 2?
One of the seasons we're on Season 3, guys, woo.
Woo. So moving on, Clear, Alex, Billy
and Carter, the last surviving members, are all in a car
together. They're trying to figure out
Death's design and talking about what just happened with Miss
Newton and how Alex is now on the run.
And so they're gonna take, eventually, they're gonna take
Alex to like this cabin that Clear has so that he can stay
hidden. 'Cause they want to protect.
Him 'cause they are trying to protect him even though Carter
also still has something up his ass about Alex.
Doesn't matter. Carter is on one his his
girlfriend died. To be fair, a bunch of his
classmates have died so he is absolutely losing.
He's been drinking and he's driving right now, so I don't
know if you guys know this, but he's drinking.
And so he takes them on this wild, wild drive where he's he's
low key trying to kill them 'cause he's just like lost the
plot pretty sure. He was drinking, right?
I I think it's implied, but they don't show it.
Yeah, that's that's why. OK, I thought I saw him.
They were all. He might have like had a bottle
and then he threw it out, but it didn't look like they were
showcasing him drinking. So he's not like hammered, OK,
It's just emotional. Exactly.
And so he ends up not actually taking them out, but he parks
them on a set of train tracks. Train tracks.
So everyone's trying to get out of the car.
They all manage to get out of the car, but Carter stays in.
He's like, I've got nothing else to live for.
Like I'm out of here. Eventually, Alex helps him get
out of the car because he changes his mind at the last
minute. Probably because he's terrified.
Because that sounds fucking scary.
Yeah, and Alex is able to actually free him at the last
minute, but Oh no, because Carter's car was left on the
train tracks, there's some spare metal pieces and Billy gets
fucking decapitated. It's crazy.
Quickest his. Death.
Took me by surprise the first time I watched it and this time
I was still kind of like, Oh yeah, I forgot about.
That. Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah. It's rough.
You can tell it on. Upon watching it, you can tell
it's coming. Yeah, like you can kind of see
like it's he's hyperventilating. He's standing too close to the
tracks. And I'm like, oh dude.
And he's saying all this stuff about death.
And yeah, I'm like, you can't be saying that shit.
Stay the hell away from me. I think that's what he says.
Exactly, Yeah. So it's kind of sad because
Billy, Billy didn't do nothing. You.
Know he really. Didn't he was just existing?
He's a little throw away, but he is there for the quick, the
quick kill. Shall we say sayonara to our our
4th jacket member? We should.
We salute you, Sean Williams. Scott, thank you.
I'll play the bagpipes. Oh, I thought it was like the
Imperial March. The the bagpipes, you know?
Oh yeah. The bagpipes.
Yeah, I'll play the bagpipe song.
Or the fuble. No, the bagpipes, the.
Bagpipe one, yeah. That'd be so funny.
What is that? It sounds negative.
It's one of my favorite lines from Ted.
There's a part, sorry, side tangent, but there's a part
where Mark Wahlberg, like Ted loses his phone and he asked
Mila to call it. And so Mila calls it and it's
her voice like that's his girlfriend.
And it starts playing the Imperial March and she's like,
what is that? It sounds.
Negative. And he's like no no no it's from
like a ROM com or something. Crack me up every time.
Sounds negative. Oh yeah, I literally wrote
Carter has a temper tantrum and drives erratically.
This one. Fitting.
You know, Strong, that was for our fallen member, and I'm not
talking about my Wiener. They take Alex over.
To. Clears cabin and this is where
Alex like basically booby traps it so he makes sure that like
death can't get to him. Yeah, but how long are you going
to be there, my guy? Death.
Proof. That's what he says.
I death proofed my house. And I also, I think I'm like,
you just made, you just made your own saw trap.
Like he doesn't know that yet, but he just made his own saw
trap. It's not gonna be something that
he deals with. But that's what I was thinking
in my head. I was like this was a bad idea.
He was also eating. Padded broom, my dude.
Padded broom. Right.
Wasn't he eating Cat? Food.
I mean, he was. And it was.
There's something to be said about the amount of duct tape he
used and like putting on gloves and this that the other, like
death, will find a way. Yeah, I did think that was
funny. He was opening a can and he had
gloves on and Jerry was like, like, so he can't get killed by
the can. I was like, yeah.
Yeah, tetanus. Well, yeah, that's what.
Without the glove on, he would have opened the can slowly,
carefully, and boom, he would have got cut.
Tetanus. Boom died.
Instantly he just would have passed out.
Yeah, that's probably true. Death by death has a death.
Has a way, Oh man, tin death. So Clear is being watched by the
FBI, but she refuses to turn Alex in.
The Fibby. Eventually Alex kind of figures
out that the seats were never switched because he left the
plane, so therefore the seating arrangement was different.
And now clears next. I don't fucking know.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know. He was there the.
Two. Yeah, there's a loop somewhere
in there. Right.
I don't know. Well, he sat in the back,
remember he was on aisle 25 and he for the girls.
But they're saying that in this theory he got, he got taken off
the plane before all of that happened.
So everyone sat in wherever their original spots were.
And somehow that made now clear in front of him.
I gotta look into or behind him. Yeah.
I don't fucking. I don't know.
I don't. It doesn't make sense.
Make it Make. Sense.
No. Yeah.
Well, you can. You can make it make sense to
me. I'm trying to figure it out now,
OK. Or I'm trying to figure out
since the movie came out. Yeah, I don't know. 25 years,
damn it. Yes.
So Alex figures out about the seeds and that Claire is next,
and so it's time to go up and find her.
And apparently the cabin is literally just across a river.
Across a river and through. What's to go around this?
House we go. No Absta fucking lutely.
That was on point. So he travels across the the
lake to get to clear. Meanwhile, the cops are heavy on
his tail. We're right behind you, boys.
Sorry I've. Lost fortune.
I'm gonna speed run this last part because honestly, it's just
like a lot of action. There's not a lot to say.
So basically all mayhem is going down like there's a light
outside doing the water wiggle jig in the rain trying to fuck
an electrocute. But she clearly thinks it's the
safest thing to do is to climb the Ivy on the side of the
house, the lattice, and then scale her window into her
bedroom, where a whipping electrical wire from a power
line is slut whipping around like Jingle Unchained.
Why are we going back in the house?
You're already outside. Yeah, I know.
Why not just run? Where are you going to run into?
Did she death? Did they death proof her bedroom
too? No, she didn't.
'Cause I don't know. Yeah, I don't.
She didn't do shit. She's got a she didn't do
anything George of the jungle with that electrical wire.
She was literally just Rapunzeling up there in her
bedroom so like I don't really know what the plan was but she
eventually gets away from the light Electro electric water
wiggle thing out of shows. Right, you're right, it is a
water wiggle 'cause it's just like like the thing.
What is the? Snap and.
Shit, what's the thing they called in in that movie that you
love? Dickie Roberts?
Is it called a water wiggle? So at some point Clear jumps
into a car to like not get electrocuted in her garage and
then Alex shows up and Alex is like this is the only way to
save you is I have to electrocute myself.
No, baby. Which like.
I know the baby thing is really weird.
I'm pretty sure there were other options, but whatever, this is
what they come up with. And he electrocutes himself to
save her ass. I.
Don't know by, I don't know. Cheating death.
Literally, Yeah. Can I read you something?
Yes, please. Apparently yes.
Apparently. The the list of deaths changes
as death's order is not fixed, but is determined by the order
of the original disaster victims, with survivors dying in
the original order or out of order if they disrupt the plan.
What? What characters can alter the
sequence by changing their seating or by disrupting this
plan in other ways, I don't know.
Yeah, but it still doesn't explain the skipping of certain
people or people that. It's almost like how.
Come, it comes. Back to get yeah, like sometimes
it'll be like, oh, I skipped you, I'm coming back for you,
Sir. Like what?
Yeah, but when are you coming back?
After you go back to the beginning?
Yeah. Do I have time to run?
Circle like how long do I have? No, and no one ever really
survives these situations. No.
So like, sorry for the spoiler alert, no one ever.
Survives. If you haven't seen the first
one then you can just get out. Pretty much.
Oh so basically Alex's heart stopped right after he saved
clear and then we fade to black. This is where in the original
script. We would have had a different.
Ending. Yeah, it would have wrapped.
But instead we Fast forward and it's six months later and we see
Carter clear and Alex getting off of a plane in Paris.
Six months, six months later, they flew.
Yeah. He no.
You wouldn't catch me on a plane probably ever.
Knock, you can catch me inside sitting on the couch.
How? About that, yeah, yeah.
I'm not even going on a boat trip.
Like I'm not going anywhere. But it's such a random amount of
time 6. Months.
Yeah, well, it's just kind of random.
But it just doesn't seem like long enough.
Six months, that's. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's arbitrary. Like you could have been three
weeks, six months, nine years. Like what?
Like what's the number represent?
Yeah. And also anything.
So what happened was after this end he saves them.
The order still doesn't make sense.
No, none of this makes. So why is he next?
So they go to Paris, they have a drink together.
This is supposed to celebrate the fact that they made it
through death and saw death to the other side.
When all of a sudden Alex starts reminiscing about the design and
who truly was sitting where. And now we, we basically don't
know who was truly sitting where, what the pattern was.
They've all fucked it up at this point.
And I don't like and I. Done messed up.
So 1st Alex almost gets hit by a bus, but then just weird shit
happens. And the best, the best part,
truly the best part, is right before everyone's gonna die, we
assume, is Carter's like, well, who's next?
As a giant sign with the number 180 comes flying at him before
the film cuts. This to me favorite scene of.
George of the Jungle, I think it's swung in and took him out.
It's a good ending. Oh, it's such a good.
Oh, it's so good. So I gotta know, do you think
that if he saw it coming and jumped with the momentum and
grabbed onto it and rode it up, he could survive?
I've always wondered. I think in theory, sure.
I think if you meet, if you meet, what's coming, right?
You got to wash my hands. Because what I'm saying is it
makes sense. So it's coming down like this
and you're here, right? If it's going this far, if you
do it and then jump I, it's all terminal velocity and stuff,
right? Yeah, I'm like, I think there is
a possibility, but he could do that.
Theory. He also didn't say well if I
saved you who's next? Instead of him saying you he
could have been like lay down flat.
Yeah, like get on your. Just the fact that he did this,
I would have been like, oh shit. Yeah, no, the money, if he
looked up, I would have been like.
I would have been like that. I would have probably tried to
dive, yeah. You might.
You might have made it. Yeah, you might have made it
not. Also, I'm not buying that Carter
would continue hanging out with Alex and Clear.
Sorry, no, I don't think so. I'm not buying that at all.
That guy's got better things to do.
Also, you can tell that they filmed this scene later because
all of a sudden. Now she's got blonde hair.
Yeah, all of a sudden Clear is super blonde and I wonder if she
was about to film Legally Blonde or was filming Legally Blonde at
this moment that. Makes sense, yeah.
Just yeah, I think maybe. Anyway, that is FINAL
Destination. Tell me your thoughts, your
opinions, and most importantly, your ratings.
I will go first if everyone's cool with that.
Yeah, I'll just get it out of the way.
I still enjoy this movie. There are so many goddamn plot
holes, so I'm kind of afraid of us analyzing the rest of the
series. Yeah, there's so many different.
We might just have to like, roll the rest of them into like one
big episode. I think this might need to be
one of them. I don't.
Know, I said. We just.
Want to do 5 and. Yeah, we're doing all the Fast
and the Furious is that's true. Actually I've been thinking
about. That we're doing all the Star
Wars. We're not going to roll them up
into one. That's too long.
Rolling them up. Yeah, I don't know about that.
You know why? Oh, you could roll Star Wars.
We're already doing F&F. We have to now, yeah.
Yeah, we have. So, OK.
So we might be coming back to the final destination.
Roll up all the John Wicks. I don't want to lowball this,
but I also don't want to highball it too high because I
honestly think there are better installments to the series to
be. See, now, like, I'm kind of
hooked because oh, you haven't done your rating.
No, I haven't done my rating yet.
I think I'm going to give this. I'm going to give this oh fuck,
fuck, I'm going to give this 6 1/2 oh, so you're.
Going to say. Five.
I wanted to go 7 but it doesn't really feel like it deserves A7
so I'm going 6.5. I think I'm kind of out there
with you. I think it doesn't feel as
exciting to watch in a way, and I think it's a bit draggy in
places and maybe showing its age a little.
I bet dread, dread. Dread.
But I mean, it's, it's, it's a good film.
It's a fun watch. A good bump in Philly.
Also side note, Philly. Is that something you guys say?
Bump in Philly, Yeah. Side note with my rating all the
time, instead of doing a quote from the movie I just did the
thing that was making me the most angry so I did 6.5.
What's the seating order? Follow suit if you so choose.
OK, well ratings are 5 Todd with 1D.
Oh. That's fair.
Yeah, I think I kind of said it all like, but here's the other
thing too. So the caveat to that is that
I'm kind of interested in watching all remaining five of
them now. Yeah, that's fair.
Because look, I know what I'm getting into, but like I said
earlier, they do remind me of a certain sore franchise.
So I'm like, I kind of want to know what where this ends now
that I know that it ends. And also how they play with the
design of it. And like, they do add more lore.
There's more rules as we go on. So it does, I guess, start to
kind of come together. But I still think it's it's a
big old hot mess. Jerry, what's your thoughts and
your writing? I actually think I like the this
one's fine, but I think I like the sequel so far better than
this one. Wow, OK.
Like, you know, this one's just kind of played out.
Played out. I'm going to give it not like
play DoH out like too much. It just doesn't really it it
felt it feels rushed now that I watch it.
Yeah, like at least the storyline.
It's fun, fun premise but and you have to watch it to watch
the other ones I feel like you should watch.
Yeah, I feel like the rest of the series doesn't make sense
unless you watch the the get go and they refer to this movie in
every other movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, they refer to Flight 180 and all of those clues, those all
become really big in the. So I'm gonna give it six one
80s. Six one 80s.
I like it. Excellent.
Well thank you guys for watching my pick tonight, Final
Destination. I am excited to eventually get
through the rest of this series and break it down.
I'm glad you guys had as much fun as I did watching this.
And also equally angry. Next week is going to be
Daniel's pick. Shit.
Yep. Yep.
Yep, Yep, definitely. Yep.
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Yes. You know what we should do?
Yes, At the top of the year, when we circle back to our
anniversary. Yeah, we.
Should watch. Versary.
Again, no, no, we should watch Showgirls too.
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