You laughed. You ruined it.
We've been practicing that for days, Jerry.
Welcome to the Twilight Park. I've lost them already.
Hello everyone. My name is Daniel.
Welcome back. Oh.
God, we'll get that right by the end of the episode, I promise
you guys. You know what I am, Jerry, You
know. What?
And I'm Portia, welcome back. You know what?
That's the first time we've never done an intro.
Yeah, I mean, that was our intro if you guys couldn't pick up on
what it was. We are doing a.
Movie. No, technically it's the second
time because one time we started a podcast with Rufio Rufi.
Yeah. You're right, and that was hook.
And if you haven't listen to Hook, go ahead and check out.
Yeah, we do that A. Lot please.
Sorry, was it bad that I did it while you were talking?
Not at all. Yeah, I want to hear that voice.
I want that. I want that reverb.
Exactly. You're right.
That's the second time we've done it.
So it's the second time. I like that.
I think I'm going to start. Doing that I'm.
Going to start playing on more of the intros.
We're going to we're going to be in fun.
You guys want us to do something fun for the intro?
We'll do it, but this whole. Oh no, we're not asking anymore.
Intro HANA, HANA, HANA HANA is what I'm calling it.
Won't we do Hana, Hana, Hana, Hana?
We're going to do it again. By the end of the episode.
We're going to be. It's going to be perfect.
You know why? But you know, Oh my God, you.
Know what I was going to say before?
You start put a sentence together.
We we could do that. For when we get to yeah, a
certain. Movie.
I was going to say by the end. Of Interstellar.
By the end of Breaking Dawn 2 we will have this intro down.
We will have it perfectly pitched too, because that was
probably not perfectly pitched. No.
Oh, but you can edit it. Yeah, I can auto tune it.
We could be there. Can you really?
Can you sound like Travis Scott Strong?
How about I? Record it.
All of us doing it at the end. Just that, over and over and
over. And then I take the best cut and
then try to make it. Sound.
Yeah, you've got two or three maybe takes from me.
That's it. I'll lose my voice.
I have no voice to speak of, so there's that.
Jerry's the only professional musician.
We could be the new as Club 7. S Club 3.
S. Club 3 the predecessor it could
be us S. Club Trace Club.
No pain like an S Club party. Did anybody else watch that
reality show or is it just is just me?
OK, I listened to the band though, you know, I was cool,
cool, cool. I had like 3 of their albums.
Wow. I was really into that band.
I'm upset that you weren't as into that band.
That was that was, that was not my genre of music at the time.
I knew of them though. What do you need, Jerry?
Use your words. Oh.
It's not streaming. Oh we know bro.
We've already set it up. This is a professional podcast.
Yes, I know that I wasn't here. Shanice.
Or Shanice Sharice. Or telegram.
No, let her go. Yeah.
Oh shit. I caught her stealing.
From the fucking community fridge.
Yeah, the cookies. Not the community fridge.
Cookie jar not your hand the cookie from the cookie jar
cheese. Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
Not me. Couldn't be.
I remember it was Shanice. Definitely.
Yeah. Wait, really?
Yeah. Every time I went in there,
there were only fucking white macadamia nut was never
anything. So do I, but when you only have
that every day and there's no oatmeal Raisin, now I know why.
Preach. From raisins around her desk.
I love an oatmeal Raisin, but not when it's in the presence of
a chocolate chip cookie. Oh no, Raisin, oatmeal,
chocolate chip are perfect. Yeah, I'm kind of with Jerry on
that one. Yeah.
All three are. Real, but I don't want to pick
up a a cookie and think it's a chocolate chip and then I bite
into a Raisin. Oh, that's a pleasant surprise
for me though. No, I get it.
If I was thinking, oh, I'm in the mood for chocolate.
Yeah. And I get, I mean Raisin.
Raisinet. Raisinet.
They're chocolate cupboard. Boom.
Raisinet. Do that.
You're a chef, Jerry. Fucking chef up.
I'm off tomorrow Raisin that cookies.
Do it. I'll come, I'll come by.
I'll make some Raisin that cookies and perfectly cook them.
They are, but be. Careful on your doorstep.
Thank you. Be careful, raisinets are sweet
so you have to balance the sugars and stuff.
Absolutely. A little salt on the top might
go along. Oh my God.
And with that salt we bring you. Not putting fucking powdered.
Powdered table salt. Yeah, to the fanfare.
Is that the fact I like that it's this?
Week, Yeah. This is in horns.
Violins and horns and. I don't think we have any
announcements, but I do have a news corner.
Oh, you have an? Announcement I do real quick.
Do it. Do it.
Did you see the Oscars?
Wait, do you have any predictions?
And wait before you say anything I fucking told you Sinners is
going to win some shit. So one, I I have to bow down
because I told you that I didn't think he would win and he did
and he fucking did. I.
Even said it on there. So I want my props because.
My boy Michael B Jordan. Seriously, Congrats online.
On what he where he would go after.
Oh my gosh, I should have said in and out you should have.
Said in and out, man. Yeah, $5000 richer for baby.
Disneyland. Oh yeah, baby no, it's.
Fine. Honestly though, if I if I did
win at the Oscars, I'm for sure going to Disneyland afterwards.
I'm already in LA. Oh really?
Oh I'm I'm for sure going to Disneyland.
I'm going where no one expects me to go.
Denny's. I'm not saying.
It Denny's. Denny's.
It's got to be somewhere where like where would you actually?
Go. You know what?
You know, You know what? On three, you just won I.
Just won the Oscar for. Stanley Cup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the next day, you're
going to travel to go somewhere. Where are you?
Where are you going? But it's got to be somewhere
would be stupid. Oh no, I'm not going to tell
you. Oh, Miami party.
I guess that's pretty stupid in that clear like.
This and there's alligators. No one can touch me, the
alligators. Yes.
Alligator. Imagine beep dancing like that
and alligator pops out of the fucking club.
Ground out of the way, bro. Yeah, just fucking out of the
way. Don't.
Sorry, where? The club ground where the ground
of the club where underneath the club.
Is he saying you know the difference?
Yeah, Club. Do you know the?
Difference. Thank you Christ.
Alligator Clerb. Oh, that's a good name for a
band. Do you guys the alligator Clerb?
Do you guys know the difference between a crocodile and an
alligator? Yes, there's something different
with their heads and their teeth and they are different colors,
Yeah. And one.
There's somewhere. And one there's you in a while,
but alligators, we'll see you. Oh fuck.
After a while, after a while, Oh my God, you know.
Mama said crocodiles are mad because they have all them teeth
and no. Toothbrush and.
No tooth. Jesus Christ, it's the.
So what movie are we doing? Forrest Gump Tooth.
It's there, I forget that, never fucking mind.
Oh come on. Just.
Cut that. Is there oblongata?
Yeah, they're medulla oblongata. You're wrong, Colonel Sanders.
He does. Why is he dressed like Colonel?
Sanders, it's just. Also, are they in Florida in the
waterboy? Did I miss that part of the
movie? Are they in Florida?
They gotta be there, I. Think 'cause like crocodiles,
alligators. Alligators and the accents.
It's gotta be or or New Orleans. I don't know if people do people
from Florida sound like my Mama said, Like I don't know if.
People from Florida sound like. That sounds like Alabama.
Yeah, that sounds like Alabama. Bama.
Bama what? Kelly will be so proud.
We just did that at the same time.
Yeah, we've, we've been doing that ever since we've known each
other. Yeah, dude.
So weird. Y'all want a little Porsche?
It's. Like we would, it's like we
would finish each other's, you know, sandwiches.
Oh. Fuck.
We would finish each other sandwiches also though.
That's true. In the news corners.
Corner go. It really does.
So in the in the vein of talking about yet another franchise, yet
another installment into a a saga, if you will, this.
Doesn't Saga? A cigar?
No, no, it's a saga. Shut up, shut up.
I'd like to know what are your favorite sagas, franchises,
trilogies? What's your favorite?
What's your favorite sequels? Terminator 2.
Oh shit, sequel. No no, not favorite sequel like
sequels. Like as a group as a whole?
Terminators. Terminators.
No. For real.
No. OK, Terminator 2 is as a sequel.
Star Wars. Star Wars is up there *.
Wars you like 123? Lord of the Rings?
You mean 4-5 and six? Yeah, Lord of the Rings.
I'm obviously a big Twilight fan.
I'm also a big Hunger Games fan. I feel like they're very
similar, but not similar at all. They're young adult dystopian in
a little bit. No young adult.
Kind of young adult, Yeah, it's all in the same vein.
But yeah, huge Hunger Games fan. I'm also a big Star Wars fan.
What about? The baby.
Honestly. Oh.
You think about it, it gets a lot of hate, gets a lot of shit.
Yeah, billions of dollars and they are entertaining as fuck.
You cannot disagree. What did you say?
The Boondock Saints. Boondock Saints, have you seen
the sequels? Yes.
Sequel do you like Oh, it's. Just one.
They never made the third. One OK, that still counts.
They're still talking about it. Though OK, I do like it.
They're still in talks of doing such.
A shame. I wish.
This is right now in the in the middle of doing a lot of things,
including, like, ride. Yeah.
And also, he's still doing Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead.
Yeah, the Dick Show. So still stuck in France in that
show so. Am I missing something?
I am definitely. Jerry's missing one.
I'm surprised he hasn't said it yet.
What do you need me to tell you? Yes.
Franchise franchises, sagas, anything with many, many, many
sequels, whatever they may be, that can be TV shows.
Also like the. Matrix.
I like the kick ass sequels. Can I tell you what I want you
to say? Yes, I like the.
I want him to say karate. Kid.
Yeah, I. Like that one?
Too, He loves a karate. Because you want Cobra Kai.
That's part of the franchise. It's a huge, it's a big one, you
know what I'm saying? I like.
That one, I guess an acquaintance of mine directed
those, yeah. Oh.
Cool met her in it though. Nice.
Really cool she did the office. Too.
It's over. Is it?
Is it over? Now.
Yeah, it's over now. Oh, sand and.
I'm hoping do you like how it ended?
Not really. Batman.
It was OK. Batman.
All of them, right? The ending was OK.
I I feel like they could have done more to get Hilary Swank.
I know that she might. She was pregnant at the time, I
believed. Her, they were trying to get the
cameo. Yeah, all the fans.
The third. Installment.
We don't know anyone else that we don't know any.
They never mentioned her or said they were going to ask her or
anything that I heard of. Yeah.
But I really wish that they had asked her or paid her enough
because she was the last living student of Miyagi.
She was the last one that got trained by Miyagi.
No one else got trained by him and they never put her into the
TV saga. And it makes me upset because
I'm like, if you're going to have all of these sequels, you
have to. Show them every.
Cannon they brought back like that's not fair.
They brought. They brought back the the
villain from the second movie that tried to kill him and he
and he becomes friends with Macchio and like staying in the
Dojo at his house in LA. Like if they become friends they
bring back the old priests in everyone.
It's a shame when there's a like a massive missed opportunity to,
to bring someone back, you know, put him into the fold somehow.
It would have been so easy. I'm not really sure why they
didn't. They could have done a flashback
and had everyone at Miogi's funeral that he taught.
It would have been so easy. Yeah, even if she didn't do
anything else other than that, that would have been such a nice
end off. I agree.
Whatever, Trevor. Trevor.
Yeah, whatever, Trevor. Oh.
Yeah, whatever's clever, Trevor. What else do I like?
Oh my gosh, let me think. Geez I'll I had so many ideas.
Let me look up some popular ones in the middle series.
Oh, is anyone a big fan of The Lord of the Rings?
Yeah, said that. No.
Yeah. Do you like The Hobbit series as
well I. Don't mind it, I didn't think it
would have to be. Shout out to my friend Kelly
who's a big fan of both. I don't know if it needed to be
3 movies, but I understand it. I've fallen asleep during all of
The Lord of the Rings, so I'm not giving any more a try.
I I tried three. I think that's that's I.
Tried 1 1/2. What about the ultimate series?
Guys, 'cause honestly, this movie franchise spans so many
decades that it really needs to be celebrated.
More. James Bond.
Yeah, Oh my gosh. Let's.
Talk about like one that goes. Or Mission Impossible, Yeah.
Mission Impossible, too. And they All Star.
They All Star. Our, our.
I don't know if he's our boy, but Tom Cruise, Scientology's
boy. Yeah.
I. Have said.
Multiple times how much I respect his passion for the
craft. You might not like him as a
person and he does some crazy antics, but.
Can I tell you a secret? I've never seen any.
Of Kenny Holmes, any of what? Mission Impossible.
Are you serious? Not a single one.
None of them. Have you seen?
Oh no, I know you've seen one because you.
Bought one on our comcaster. TV went blank and I kept
clicking buttons. I ended up buying I think it was
#3 3I. Don't mind that we just.
Owned it $30. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, on Comcast, we don't even have that shit anymore.
Yeah. It's on their platform, so they
just own it. You don't ever get to keep it.
It's not really yours. Anyway, go on James Bond or
Mission Impossible. It's.
An impossible that's why out there.
Yeah, I've never seen any of them.
Do you guys like any of them? Do you have favorites?
Yes, sorry, I was. I was.
I don't even know what it's about.
I don't know. I really.
Didn't watch him either. What?
I just don't remember. It just didn't care enough.
Oh. My God.
Yeah, it's a hard crowd out here it.
Is impossible. Let me you can leave whenever
you want bro. You don't like?
I honestly, I just, I'd rather watch them.
I'd rather watch like the Pierce Broslin double.
O7 Broslin, yeah. Whatever.
Broslin, Broslin. OK, it's still wrong.
Sorry English mate, I'm. Not even going to correct you.
I'm a. Normal mate.
Just correct me mate. Nope, you're going to have to
figure it out. I'm very surprised you guys
haven't seen them. They're so entertaining.
The only Tom Cruise, I've only seen two Tom Cruise movies.
I've seen Risky Business and I've seen Jerry Maguire.
I like both of those movies by the way.
He's good in both. You ever seen?
Magnolia. No, you.
Need to watch Magnolia? Is that a good one?
Yes, what about vanilla sky? I remember that came out
chocolate when Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon came out and I
just remember that because I saw Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon
and not Vanilla sky. I was younger and I didn't like
it because I thought the trees bending were stupid and they
would have snapped. It was the sickest.
Movie of it. I was like 9 when that movie.
Came you were watching. It now so when that movie.
Came out, huh? I said.
Why don't you try and watch it now?
You asked. Yeah, I should try to watch it
now. It's amazing.
No. Oh.
God. What do you guys think about
Spider Man? Any of the versions of the
franchise. I was gonna, I was just gonna
put superhero movie. Yeah, I was going to say if
anyone wants to bring up Marble. Yeah, the first series of
spiders. 'Cause you could say, obviously
that's your lawyer. Come on, you like the Andrew
Garfield one? Stop denying it.
First one was OK 'cause I like Emma Stone or whatever.
Maybe. Or whatever.
Or whenever. And I got in trouble.
For what are you doing even? The government emailed me and.
Said hey don't downloading, don't put.
That out there? Don't put that.
Dude this was like a century ago when I went by a different name.
Wait, you really didn't like the amazing spot?
If you subscribe to our Patreon. If.
You subscribe to our Patreon and send us $15.
I'll tell you what Jerry's secret username was.
Link in the bio. Link in bio right next to the
video. We could do that of someone
running. AND and only dance.com/get your
pan on. Yes, we could do that.
Maybe a time? Maybe a time?
But no, no one the amazing Spiderman all around.
Am I the only fan? No, I like him.
OK, not the new. I like the Tom Holland ones too.
I don't. Like that one?
I don't mind homecoming. What have you got against
British people, dude? It's not about being Britain.
Kind of seems like it. It's about having that young
Ant. It's about a hot.
Ant that doesn't make any sense. Yes, it does.
It's a different. Frigid and this man.
Loves Marissa Tomei with every fiber of his being.
I love her and he hates her in this one franchise.
No, I love. One franchise she's like AI love
her so much. We just we just did My Cousin
Vinny. If you haven't heard that one,
go check it out. And this episode?
Is amazing. Oh, that was fun, yeah.
I'm not saying it. Don't.
Don't get me to say it because. Did you guys ever seen that at
the museum? No, I no, I want to.
Oh, enough. About the I only watched the
first one, the. Dinosaur bones came to life.
The dinosaur bones came to life. Well, great, now I haven't.
The third one was Robin Williams, his last movie ever.
Oh fuck I. Got and the way he signed off on
the movie, yeah. Wow.
Yeah, should watch it. Sad.
Saw. Yeah, I said that earlier, yeah.
Big fan, big fans. I like that series, some of it.
Everyone's different. They're all fuck in.
The final destination. Yeah, actually.
A huge fan of fighting the last. Nation, Oh my God, like.
I need to catch up on the last. Friday the 13th from Freddy.
Like you could bundle those all. Together, yeah.
I'm like, there's so many in the horror franchise or the horror
genre. Fuck right off with that one.
Which one? High School Musical.
Fuck off. I told you, I told you.
Yeah, that's not a horror. We were talking about horror.
But if we're talking about in general, yes, No Greece. 2.
No, OK. Wouldn't.
No, no, no. Greece is not a franchise.
No, we refuse. No, we do not acknowledge
Greece. Two, I think when there's two,
you can't have two. It's not, it's not a series, a
saga or a franchise. You got to be a.
You have three at least three all.
Right. No.
Greece 2. Unbelievable.
Greece 3 the fuck out of here. Which one?
What do you mean they're they're not.
It's not motorcycles or cars. It's it's spaceships.
No, they're skateboarding. Sex and the City has two movies
and two TV shows, so does that count as a franchise?
Sure. Yeah, I would say.
OK, Sex and the City. And we don't know how we feel
about. That except we don't talk about
Season 2 or not Season 2. We don't talk about the sequel.
What's it called? Sex and the City 2.
Oh, the movie. No, yeah, we don't talk about
that. One What about home alone?
Home Alone, definitely a franchise.
Definitely a franchise because they changed.
I think when you change like the general cast, that's when you're
really like, you're really in it.
You're like, we love this idea. We're going to fucking run it
into the ground. But we're talking about, we're
not just naming them. You got to be like, you know,
your favorites. I'm just naming them.
Yeah, don't start just you can name any fucking thing.
Godfather, this, that. So I do love the Godfather.
Dune. I haven't seen Dune yet.
I haven't seen that one either. I know, we're so bad.
When it came out, it was too hot.
It was like the summer and I was like, oh, what's up about sand?
Oh my God, such a strange validation for.
It all right. Well, with that, I think that's
a wrap on Porsche's News corner. Thank you for contributing.
We appreciate your. For the comment.
Contributions. Whatever.
Out. Sign out.
Peace. Peace.
Brap. Shots at your faded.
And now what you've all been waiting for on a bended knee,
I'm sure. Yes, Oh my God.
Yes, tonight's pick movie. Bro.
It's my pick. It's my favorite installment of
the Twilight series. Have you picked all of them?
No, I picked the moon. No, I yeah, I refuse to pick New
Moon because I don't like that movie.
Vehemently. And now we're here to my
favorite Preach Eclipse. Thanks for the fucking sound
effects. Initial thoughts.
Yeah, I do. I'm getting so sick of this
series. Oh.
Man, I I if. I wore you down.
You were so pumped with the 1st 2:00 and then I feel like we got
to the like you. Know what I'd like to have see
you loca? And then you were like, I'm out.
You know, You know, I think it is the more time that goes by
and like, we watch them and like I'll see snippets and shit on
YouTube and Instagram, whatnot. They're just boring and they
kind of drag. And Bella is an indecisive ass.
Jacob's an asshole. Edward's an asshole.
Word. The dad's nice.
Alice is fucking annoying. I don't care what you say, she's
all fucking bumbling. Around no slander against her.
No, she's all like. Oh, Jasper I.
Just thought you're. Coming that bad like.
Fuck off. Oh no.
If you see everything fucking coming, why don't you tell me
the end of the fucking movie? Shit.
Kellen Lance, you should. Ask her.
Carlisle's. Carlisle's fucking wigs get me.
His. Wigs the contact lenses slap.
Jacob needs a shirt. Where the fuck do they leave
their clothes? They've always got fucking
clothes on after they wolf out. I feel as though we have a,
we're, we have a lot to talk about, Jerry.
I'm actually. Getting you have anything to
add? It's on my pulse, dude.
I'm actually getting worked up, yeah.
No, he's about. He's bleeding out the eyes now.
I'm like, there's a lot and they did come on, do you not look, I
know you're a fan, right? I read the books.
They're trash. Saw the movies once.
Now I'm watching them again because I have to.
And it's not even a long movie. It's two hours, which is fair.
But like there's there's a lot that is just like drags and it's
always the same shit. 4 fucking movies, 5 whatever, right?
She's like, oh, take it. I love.
You so much, but I'm in love with that guy over here and he's
cold. And then she's like.
Oh, but I love Jacob because he's all warm and you're cold
and I want to be a vampire, Edward, I want to be a vampire.
And. Then he's always like, I don't
want that for you, Bella. I never wanted that for you.
Well then let her go. Go away.
I'm leaving. With that rant rant.
Rant. Rant.
That was Daniel's rant. Oh, we should have a Daniels
rant corner. We definitely should.
I like that. OK, now that I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done. Jerry, did you have a I'll?
Just talk for 15 minutes. I'm done.
I I got to go and pick up some. Snack packs.
Do you have any initial thoughts?
I I mean I I like the the teamwork between.
I've made everyone nervous. I.
I, I, I, I, I, I. The teamwork between the wolves
and The Vamps. Yeah.
Fucking do another one. Word.
Also like you know what? I can get.
I like this movie. You know what's good the last
half an hour? I shouldn't have led with this
one's my favorite. No, you should have.
This is the whole point. The best thing about this movie
is the last 30 minutes. Yeah, no, I I like the series.
Actually. I think it's kind because I like
the idea of. What you're working?
Out, you know, shout out to the Lost Boys.
Well, you know what in the movie rehash, we shall defend our
points. Yes, Sound good?
Yes. And don't worry, it won't take
two hours. We won't go scene by scene even
though I know that this outlet. Oh my God.
Heavy. That's just because I have
thoughts. Hit me.
Let's go. Let's.
Discuss. But before we get into thoughts,
would you all like to hear a little synopsis?
Yes, please. I'm just going to get a Jelly.
A gummy bear. It it might help our favorite
emo Princess Bella returns with her love triangle close in tack.
Bella makes her final decision about her.
No she doesn't. Victoria returns with an army
and Jacob is still annoying as fuck.
The Twilight Saga came out June 30th, 2010.
It is rated PG13 as two hours and 4 minutes long.
It stars Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, Bella Pattinson as
Edward Cutler, and Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black.
Directed by David Slade, written by Melissa Rosenberg and
Stephanie Meyer, produced by Summit Entertainment.
I have a couple just quick fun facts and I wanted to mention
them in case someone else felt like a need to be mentioned.
But it's funny that you were talking about Carlisle's wigs
because Kristen Stewart is wearing the fucking worst wig
I've ever goddamn seen throughout this entire movie.
And that is because she did the Runaways right before this where
she cut her hair into a mullet or like a shag to resemble Joan
Jett in the Runaways, which I highly suggest.
And at some point, I will be picking for the podcast, but I
will do it when we've had a little bit of a, a layover of
Kristen Stewart. I was watching the movie knowing
that trivia, and I think there's a scene when Jacob's like
walking with her. Oh, before they get to, I don't
know where they're walking, fuck knows they're walking.
And I was looking at her hair. Yeah, her hairline looks real.
You. Think I was.
Like it's alien. Like pay attention to it because
we always like watch it in the background.
Like watch her wig because her wig looks crazy.
I'll pay more. Attention her wig looks crazy
also oh what was the other I had another fun fact Oh yes they've
replaced Victoria so this is the infamous switch from our
original actress. I will look her up in just a
second I need to figure out what her name was but this is when
she was exchanged for Bryce Dallas Howard.
How do you guys feel about the Victoria change because I have a
lot of opinions and none of them were positive I.
Don't care about it I. Don't like it?
That doesn't bother. Me, I don't like it.
I don't like I like the original 1 was actually the original
Victoria was more scary. She played it with a different
kind of cadence. Like, you know, when you change
the actor, they they bring their own.
I don't know. You would think they would, but
it seems like she's just trying to pretend to be the other Vic.
I don't even think she's doing that to be honest.
I think she's literally doing her own take on it because she's
not scary. She doesn't have that kind of
like bite that the Victoria had. The original Victoria was played
by Rochelle Lef Lefherve. Apologize if I'm pronouncing
that running saying that pronouncing that wrong, but I
just wanted to fill that in. I also agree I don't think she
was as menacing. She didn't bring the fire that I
thought the original Vic. I guess I don't feel like a
threat from her. Yeah.
No, not. She's not in it that much.
Oh, and this is no disrespect on Bryce Dallas Howard.
I've watched her many other things that I've liked her.
I like her in the hell I wouldn't have picked up.
I don't mind her in Jurassic Park World and she's good in her
episode of the of Black Mirror. So a ton of other things I've
seen her in totally fine. She's the one running in heels
in Jurassic World. Yes.
I guess I just wouldn't have picked her for it.
But I mean, who else would you have gotten?
I don't know. It was the mayor.
January Jones. I don't know, I'm just naming
redheads fucking Emma Stone. No.
No, Emma Stone would've looked crazy.
This Yeah, I. Wouldn't.
I can't actually. Can't.
I actually can't picture Emma Stone play Victoria.
That's actually so funny that. 'D be really weird.
Yeah. She'd be like more friends.
I'm like more frazzled Sex in the City.
And then she'd. Have like a dance break for no
reason. Yeah, Miranda from Sex in the
City. No.
Bro Cynthia Nixon just like out here I guess.
Can I get carrots up while you're at it?
All right, well, without further ado, let's just jump on right
in. So first of all, I do want to
mention right off the top, our opening sequence is we're not
with our normal peeps. We're at with this rando person
in the middle of Seattle. This is a college kid leaving a
bar, or so it seems, and he's attacked by something.
More on that later. More on that at 10, you know.
Reported 10. We're back in Porsche's News
Corner. Thought.
So. So if you'll remember, on the
last movie at the tail end of New Moon, Edward leaves us with
a question he asked Bella. Will you marry me?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So we are left on a cliffhanger
and we don't pick up exactly where we start.
So we assume that they've been having this conversation for a
time. However, however much time
passes between New Moon and Eclipse since they graduate.
Yeah. And like, since they graduate,
I'm gonna assume it's like a year or like 6 months or
something. So she just didn't.
Answer until she just said nothing.
At the end of this. Movie.
I think it's a little more clear in the books because I think
that they clearly go through the school year.
So we like leave them during the summer, but then we connect back
in the fall 'cause we're always following the school year.
OK. So I, I think that's how it
works. And just in a movie, it feels a
little bit faster. So they have to move though,
right? I don't know.
Let's, let's, can we just like talk about?
That. Well, eventually, yeah.
So like he. Can.
Oh yeah. If he didn't, if he didn't meet
Bella, what would be their normal routine?
They move. Somewhere else and do the.
Same thing for the next 4 years right?
Like another. City.
Town. Well, hang on.
They come to Eugene next. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang
on. Which would be a town close to
Seattle, which we've never been to.
True that. There's something in the first
movie that Carlisle says that now is making me.
Paul Isle. Making me question it a.
Bit well, I know they say they matriculate a lot, which is why
I'm like, they got to start over, right?
And they just have to constantly be to.
Names someone, Carlisle says something like, oh, our Pat says
to Bella. People are starting.
People are starting to notice that Carlisle isn't aging so
obviously. I think.
He's been there longer than the
kids because they can't be in high school for, you know, they
can't repeat high school. No.
I guess they could, but so I'm guessing Carla was probably
there for a while before like. Like scouting or something.
Adopted all of them. No, I just think they were some.
No, I think they were somewhere else.
Yeah, they were just somewhere. Else I think he probably like
goes ahead. They're.
Finishing they finished high school for four years.
He works in a place for four years but doesn't like seem to
age or whatever, you know? It's got to start at a place
where he can get a job as a doctor.
Avi that yeah, that can support all of them, right?
Well they don't need the money if you're fuck if you're a
vampire. This has been said no.
If you're a vampire and you're not rich.
Fault multi fucking billionaire. Yeah, you're doing it wrong.
You should walk into the sun. Like what do you mean just go
rob a bank? No, like, you've been around
that long. Don't you think by 100 years
we'd be like, I figured out finances, Yeah.
I. Figured out how to make.
I have. I have figured out the stock
market at this point. Seriously, you know what I mean?
I'm stopping. A savings thing out and never
shut it. Yes.
And it's just in the family's. Name.
That's the laziest thing you could do, Yeah.
But yes, I am also thinking about criminal activity because
you're a fucking vampire. Yeah, why not?
True. You're already a vampire.
What are you going to do to me? Can't kill me.
What are you going to do to me? Vamp out.
Yeah, what are you? Going to do bro I've got fucking
teeth and I. Can run about 1,000,000 miles an
hour. Exactly, I'm a vampire bro.
So we leave this conversation in the Meadow, which, by the way, I
love. I love this Meadow.
I'm I'm debating Daniel okay, like scale of 1 to 10 be so for
real with me be so for real with me.
I will hands scout Lana. Would it be ridiculous for Jerry
and I to recreate a Meadow photo?
No, not at all. Because we already, we're in the
right state, you know what I mean?
We might as well do it. We're here.
Feels like right up your alley for what you would do for like a
it. Feels like, come on, like
engagement. Wedding thing.
Yeah, like a wedding. Come.
On, come on. The other thing I will say is
you could be a little different because it feels like everyone
does do that, yes, but hear me out.
I have lots of ideas, too many ideas and I need to narrow them
down. I do think you should do it if
you use it. Well, no, Even if you don't use
it, I think you should have that picture.
That's what I'm going to try. That's what I'm trying to.
Say I'm into that. Thank you.
If you don't send it because that seems to be what everyone
does. I think you guys should do that.
Go to the Tulip festival or something.
Take a picture in. There, he's giving me too much
free rein. He's just like, I'll do whatever
you want to do, just tell me where to be.
Try and be helpful. I did.
I tell you, I want to dress. You can dress up as the
Predator, you know, I'll dress up as like something else from
the Predator. We've clearly seen the predator.
Can't you tell? Weaver and you be the predator.
It's kind of like alien Predator.
It's like Courtney Weaver, you be the predator.
And her name's Lieutenant Ripley.
Ellen Ripley. Oh shit.
Ripley. Ellen Ripley.
Yeah, Can you believe it or not? Surprise to absolutely no 1C is
still mad at Edward because, you know, for the second time in a
row, his daughter just fucking she disappeared.
She just fucking took a plane and dipped a bit.
Like Sue you dad, I got more important things to do like my
boyfriend. There's.
Bongo, there's so much like. CC gets the shit kicked out of
him this whole series and I feel bad for Charlie.
I want to make Charlie feel better.
Also Charlie so fucking hot. Holy shit I wasn't paying
attention when I was 17. Let's get it, Charlie.
Like, she said. Every time I'd be like he'd take
his shirt off. The girls would scream by the
way, to Jacob. All focused on fucking every
time, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Or even, like Edward, like, looked at the cameras
seductively and he would be like, the one that you're like,
shut up, like. The one in the truck with Jerry
and I just made fun of when he's like this, like Porsche already.
Yeah, when he's in the car. He's James Deaning it.
Yeah, it's not hot. Yeah, he looks like Quasimodo,
that hunch on his back. Yeah, yeah.
That was harsh. Charlie's still mad at Edward,
but he agrees to lift Bella's once again punishment in the
effort that she tries to hang out with Jacob.
More on that later. So Edward.
But Edward thinks it's too dangerous.
We can't break the Tata you. Don't wanna get on the four of
five, Stuart. Also important to note, Edward
later drops off Bella with Charlie and he mentions how his
parents bought her a flight to Florida so that she could go and
visit her mom. OK.
I want to touch on that because it's so fucking obvious.
The very like it might be the last time you can see her before
graduation. Yeah, I was like, if I was
Charlie, I'd be like, why isn't your detective Adam?
You're a police officer. You're the sheriff, Sir.
Hello. Sir.
You should know that that that was.
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am.
And be like, what do you mean is gonna be the last time?
Yeah, what is? She's fucking.
She's fucking 18. Yeah, Why are you saying it in
such an ominous way the last time before graduation?
What does that mean, Edward? Huh.
What does that? Mean what's happening after
graduation. You pale skin motherfucker.
You gonna murderer? You're gonna rape her.
You're gonna murderer. What are you doing?
Yeah, where are you dumping her bro are.
You a sex trafficker? What the fuck are you doing?
I listen to a lot of true crimes.
I know you really should stop because you're combining them
and yeah, yeah, Gorno I. Got to chill.
Gorno, yeah. I just it, it's, I get it in a
way, but to me it's like poor lazy writing or or like acting,
whatever. Where however you describe that
scene, it happens a lot and I just feel it's so stupidly
obvious that it it bombs me out and stuff like that in this
movie. Hasn't it, in that movie with
four Christmases, kind of the similar thing where they're like
getting their tickets and then the flights are big and then the
people come in with cameras and catch you?
Yeah, it's. Kind of like similar to that.
It's just so forced. Yeah, forced.
OK, Obviously this is going to out them and their chaos, and
their family just happens to be watching that news channel at
that time and saw that broadcast.
Like shut up. But also, yeah, it feels very
forced. I also want to add on that the
fact that she adds on that Edward there, there's a
companion pass indicating that Edward is also gonna go along on
this vacation. And like, looking back, OK, as a
kid, I was like romantic as fuck.
We're taking a vacation. I don't care if we're going to
my mom's house, like we're taking a vacation together.
But like as an adult, I'm like this is that's that's are you?
What's the word? Like you're codependent on this
boy, Like this kid, their relationship, as far as I know,
is a fellow teenager and y'all are a little you're a little too
codependent with each other. You have to spend time apart
your kids. Their relationship has always
been. Strange.
But now I feel like I feel like someone's grandma, like OK, it's
time to go back to the nursing home, Portia.
Like I feel like a grandma saying that but it is weird
right? And like it is outside looking
in. And that's why it's, that's why
it's frustrating. That's why it's frustrating.
It's why it's aggravating to me to watch, because it it does, it
doesn't make sense. As as like looking if you were
the adult in the situation. Yeah, but I have like, why are
you so dense? I think it's also because we
have the benefit of seeing everything that's on the other
side. So it's like, yeah, she goes
home from these dates and it looks like she's not with
Edward, but he's in her house every night.
Yeah. He's always.
He lives. He basically lives and sleeps
with Bella. And for this movie, I.
Get it? Because a lot.
That's like a lot, right? And he's a lot.
But I mean, for this movie, you understand it because of the
threat from Victoria and the Volturi.
Kind of like being like in like blinds eye.
Yeah, but normally. She has to be protected.
Yeah, but like. But also.
Come on, my got me. It's a little.
Weird. I, I just wanted, I just want
people to know, like, regardless of how much I love this movie,
like I can't take a step out and be like, yeah, it's weird, but
it's also fiction, so it's fine. Yeah, I'm just allowed to say
that it's, it's like aggravating.
It's a lot of I don't aspire to this like your boyfriend
shouldn't be acting like this. I would be like red flag like
he's too. He's too on on top of you.
You need your own space. He's clean.
So while Bella shares some quality time with her mom, we
see the Cullens have a full on chase with Victoria.
So Victoria is back in the picture, but it's actually not
going to be until Bella reveals her secret plan later that
everyone figures it out. And these vampires are hundreds
of thousands of years old. Are you kidding?
Why is Bella the one that figures out that?
At some, like they eventually get to the point where they,
yeah, like they figure out Victor or like Bella wakes up
and she's like, it's Victoria's army and she's hiding behind
Riley. Why does it take her?
Why? Can't.
I'm 30, I figured that shit out. You're 100 and you didn't figure
that shit? Out it's it's it's again
frustrating that Alice of all people can't figure it out.
And I know yeah, yeah, yeah. He's they're like hiding behind
the she knows how to blah, blah, blah get around Victoria, Alice.
But I just feel it's thin. They would have figured like you
don't just have a newborn army for no reason.
They obviously know Victoria's still out there.
They never got rid of her. You have to kind of put two and
two together and just think that it's always going to be Victoria
or the Volturi. But they don't really have a
reason because they came up with a deal so you has to so ago.
And the Volturi wouldn't do anything this public.
They're being real public in Seattle.
Secret Society of vampires. Yeah.
Like they wouldn't, they would be far more strategic if it was
the Volturi like. You're you're.
Covert. They would be covert.
Exactly. This is not covert you.
Wouldn't even know it was happening until they were on
your doorstep. This is until you felt them
coming near you. You know it would have been.
But then Alice would have. But Alice would have seen that
plan. But Alice would have seen that
at some point. But that's also why they keep
Arrow in a separate place, like he stays back in Italy, because
they know that she's watching him.
Yeah. So they were kind of thinking
around Alice. Yeah.
True, because she couldn't, she can't watch.
I think she can only watch so many people at a time.
At least that's the impression that I get.
I forgot how her. Power.
Because, like, think about it. Like I always thought it was
like when there's a. So, so Alice sees the future or
she can see your next decision. But if you change your mind,
you're you change your mind because free will is free will,
which is actually a good caveat to seeing the future.
I actually really like that future.
But because of that, I assume that Alice can't see the future
for everyone all the time. She's got to pick a focus and
then focus on it. So I assume from that from the
moment Bella's life was threatened in the last movie,
she is focused on Auro and following him and seeing what
the Volturi is up to I would say but she can't necessarily follow
the entire. I would say she wouldn't, she
would follow more Bella and that anything that would threaten
Bella would be what she would see.
True. Which is probably why she can't
see. Victoria.
Yeah, maybe that's why she comes to the house a lot.
And then it gets to know Bella. I guess I'm as dad.
I guess I'm giving her the benefit of.
The doubt. I like Alice.
Yeah, that is a thing that's more common in the books because
there's I think there's more instances between Alice and
Charlie in the books. And so they really develop like
a friendship. It's not weird or anything that
he just he's like, I like her. She's she's good.
Yeah. Like she.
Kind of remember that. Yeah, she's just good.
And so it would make sense if he was, if she was kind of doing
that in order to watch Bella more closely or learn more Bella
about Bella. Because that's The thing is
Bella is still the shield. Like Alice can see kind of what
she's doing, but I don't think she sees as full of a picture
because she's got this natural shield thing.
Like if you it's, it's been a lot of years.
I think we can reveal that like eventually Bella's gonna have a
power and it has to do with shielding.
So I imagine that works. The clues were there from the
beginning. Yeah, I'm like, if it works with
Edward, now it has to work with Alice too, yeah.
Yeah, that's why she can't read what's going to happen with
Bella. Yeah, just about what people are
going to do to Bella. But it doesn't, it does bring up
a lot of questions of like, why everyone isn't smarter than
Bella? Like everyone asks like acts
like it's their first day being a vampire.
And I'm like, aren't you? Shouldn't you know better?
You've been around. You know, that's all I'm saying.
So we finally see Jake shows up. So I'm calling him Jake from
Bella's perspective, 'cause I realized she only calls him
Jake. Everyone else calls him Jacob.
So I half wrote this in Jake and half wrote it in Jacob.
So I'm going to go back and forth.
So Jake finally shows up. He wasn't returning any of
Bella's calls, but eventually he does.
She shows back up and the whole his whole werewolves, like they,
they, they show him what's up. They're like, Oh my God, will
Bella call? Oh my God, Should I call Bella?
Should I call Bella anything? I wish Bella would call.
All the boys are now part of the
wolf clan, including two more new ones that we didn't know
before. That would be Leah and Seth, who
are brothers. They were the Clearwater, Harry
Clearwater who died in the last movie.
They were his kids. So both of his kids.
Yes, and Leah is the first official girl werewolf.
And where is her back story? Where are her books?
Yeah. Give me that.
I was thinking about that all day long today.
I was like, wait a minute. Yeah.
I'm like, where is Leah perspective.
I want Leah been through a lot. So first of all, she's part of I
I just have to. I have to make this very known.
So Leah's part of Sam's Wolf Pack.
Sam is her ex-boyfriend and they broke up because he imprinted on
some other bitch. I need her lore.
I need lore. Leah's lore.
Stephanie Meyer, are you listening?
I need it. Write it.
Give it to me. I think that.
I think I thought there was more in the book actually, but.
I need the. I don't need it.
We will explain more about imprinting later.
Yes. Or maybe not.
Or not. Or not, you know, whatever you
decide. But yeah, Jacob is back.
We see that there's more werewolves added to the pack,
even a girl, which is the first time ever.
They do not make as big a deal about this in the movies as it
is in the book. It's a really big deal and no
one knows why. She is the only girl that's
changed. So that means there's other
girls on the reservation, just she's the only one that has.
And again, that's why I need the lure.
Let's see. So the reason Bella ends up
hanging out with Jacob is that Jacob actually showed up at
their school in Forks and he was like, oh, did you know that
while you were in Florida, your little boyfriend and his family
were fighting off Victoria and Emmett and Paul got in a super
big fight and she's like, what the fuck, Edward?
We'll talk about this later. So anyway, during the scene
Jacob just reveals that what imprinting is.
So imprinting is the act where a werewolf mates with a with
someone. And apparently what happens in
this imprinting process is they just become completely tied and
infatuated with this other soul. They will go to the ends of the
earth to keep them protected and.
Which makes the ending so much more creepy.
Yeah, it's like a it's once you feel it, you can't, you can't,
you can't do anything you. Can't love anyone you're.
Bound. You're bound.
Yeah, you're a slave. To this.
Other. Different what?
Being not a slave, a love, slave love.
Tide. Love Tide?
Yeah, this person's like basically a personal bodyguard
forever. If nothing else.
Well, not by choice. It's your partner forever.
They don't explain what the other person feels, just how the
werewolf feels so like. Ducks have partners like life
partners. Is it?
Like Penguins, bro. Penguins.
Oh, ducks do too. OK, I'm not a fucking duck
expert, right? Well, yeah, I got my duck ology
degree. Technology.
As a duckology mate, the. Ducks College.
But my problem is like they don't explain like what what
about the other person? What if they don't?
What if they what if I don't imprint?
Like I'm not the werewolf, but like, what if I'm like no.
Isn't it one way? I think it's like once he does
it like they get a like a tingle in their body and they're like
me too. Like spider sense?
I assume, yeah. I think the movie wants you to
think that both partners are going to feel the exact same
way, whether what is a werewolf and what is.
AI think it's more like an arranged marriage.
It's an. Arranged marriage that you're
just like, hey, you got chosen and you're like, fuck.
Damn it. Damn it.
Yeah. So he describes, he describes
this feeling. And Bella, of course asked, have
you ever, have you imprinted on anyone?
And he's like, you would know if I have more on that later,
unfortunately. Stop it, Jerry.
Oh, and also, Bella and Jacob do leave on better terms because
she's like, yeah, so I'm like, basically gonna be a vampire
after graduation and. He's like.
What, You're gonna be dead? And she's like, yeah, you
already knew this. The accent is killing me.
And so he's like a real piss off drop.
Dead guard guys. We catch up with Riley.
That's the college kid from the beginning.
We also saw Charlie talking to his parents again.
Charlie, to reinforce, is the Sheriff of Forks.
Right. Yes.
He's the sheriff. He's a sheriff of Forks.
So his parents came by just to say like, hey, can you put up
these wanted, you know these? Oh, he's.
Been missing for a year. But these missing sides.
I didn't. Even realize that until I said
that. Yeah, so Victoria has been
building this army for a year, and why isn't it bigger?
For real? Well, because they keep fucking
each other up. Oh, that makes sense.
Because there's no one's controlling.
Them. No, that's fair.
And no, never mind. OK, that's someone else.
So Riley is back and he's scoping things out at Bella's
house, and when Bella gets home, Edward also shortly thereafter
arrives at her house and he sniffs out that there has been
another vampire in the midst. Someone's been here.
So now the Collins have to realize that they have to work
together with the werewolves in order to keep Charlie and Bella
safe. I'll tell.
You what I did like. I have to pee so.
Bad she has to pee. Peeing.
Peeing on the flow, peeing on
the phone. Sorry.
I should just get us all bed pans.
Apparently this guy's fucking Banksy.
This is the real Banksy, apparently.
I mean, that's what people are saying.
Fuck, I believe it. But he was.
Caught. Maybe I do.
Was he? Caught years ago and they
thought it was him before. He's all.
He's always been in the news. Admitted that he has learning
disabilities, dyslexia. Oh, did you hear him talk about
this? Which one is this?
Oh yeah? But then he looked at the.
Audience said said smarter than. You or something he doesn't
have. People that are stupid to be
president the. President of the United States.
Gammon. Newscom.
He doesn't on purpose.
Oh my God, he's such a fucking. I have it right here.
Listen. He's such a moron.
This one, that's what he's talking about.
I think Cuba or something. I like her.
A lot. But isn't this you though?
Yeah, isn't that funny? Yeah, learning disability.
You can't say shit like that. Oh.
This one, look, Oh yeah, it's not the one.
It's the one where he's like, I'm going to take Cuba, he said.
I can do whatever I want or something.
I just. Got excited all over again
because I realized it's very nice to talk about everybody's
backstreet. That's literally actually, I
don't know if you want to, I don't know if you want to kind
of, that's what I was just about to talk about.
So I like the flashbacks. I like the flashbacks because
you get to know more about the characters finally after three
movies, right? Which is fine.
The only thing I didn't like is each one of their stories is so
sad that you makes you feel like Bella's a bit of an asshole for
asking them about it and then telling the story.
Yeah. And that's the only bit where I
was like, like, you kind of ruined it.
Yeah, if we'd have found out organically somehow.
That would have been better. It would have felt like OK to
watch, but because we're watching it as a viewer, we're
like, fuck Bella, Bella, you're a bit of a Dick like Jasper I
was. All these people, all these
people were. Saved.
What's her name? Rebecca.
Rosalie. Rosalie was raped.
Yeah. The only one we don't see is
Alice Carlisle Edwards. Alice.
'S is where she was in an asylum.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Well, there you go. But.
That's why I think that's why they didn't show it, because it
was like too. Dark are we starting right now?
No, we got to clap it. Do you want me to pick up from
there? Let me pick up where I left off
because we might have to. We got to work up together.
I saw I, I said I like, you know, I, I will say what I do
like and so I don't know if we want to clap.
I I need something. What's next, Jerry?
The next thing is going to be the lore behind the werewolves.
That's what we're going to talk about.
Should I just say like should I just say I do like this?
What? You're talking about.
Shall I just say like I did like this bit.
Yeah, OK. 1. 2/3 As I said, I like this bit of the movie.
Yeah. I do.
I like lore, I like historic, I like kind of like those
flashbacks. I think that's why I adore this
particular entry into the saga, because I feel like it.
It plugs a few of the holes, like not all of them, but
there's a little bit more context for people's behavior.
Well, you just get more about the Quillites and I think
that's, I think it's good. Yeah.
I think it adds kind of a depth to them.
It's kind of weird. It brings a whole new thing to
like the finding the new land. Like when?
Oh, when people came over, came over.
And found the new land. Some of these were wolves.
And they were trying to protect their land and some of them are
vampires coming over. Yeah, I like that idea as well.
So on this next part, we see that Jacob takes during his
shift. So all the vampires and
werewolves are going to be taking shifts watching over
Charlie and Bella wherever they may be and like watching over
their house. So on Jacob's shift, he takes
Bella to Bella. Bella.
He takes Bella to a tribe meeting which like why does this
white? Council meeting, which isn't,
you know you don't white girls. Gifts gets to go to the council
meeting, but I guess that's 'cause she's the vampire girl,
so like. She's the outsider that is
infatuated with the culture. I don't really like that, but.
Yeah, she's part of it without being part of it.
So I think they wanna show her both sides to show her there's
another thought process. You.
Jacob's babysitting her. Yes, yes, it's his shift.
And so and so at the tribal meeting, they, they understand
the lore of the Quilute tribe. So we went over this in the last
podcast. So I would suggest, you know, if
you haven't already listened, go check out New Moon.
But I go a lot more in depth into it in that movie just
'cause I wanted to make it more. And there's less in that one.
Yeah, and there's less. It's weird 'cause we're
introduced to werewolves, but not fully.
This movie gives the rest of that same story but basically
like vampires started to show up and they took on.
Magic takes over. Their magic takes over and they
became these werewolves and they're.
Called shape shifters or. Shape shifters, yes, correct.
They called them shape shifters. Werewolves came.
That name came along later on, I think by white people
technically. Well, I also think the
Quillites, well, however we do pronounce it, sorry if I am
butchering it, but they can change into.
I was under, I understood it that they could be whatever they
wanted to. Be yes it was their animal like
animal. Spiritual animal.
Yeah, of choice. And it just so happens to be a
big fuck off. Well.
Yes. Which is huge.
Why can't it just be a dinosaur? I'd.
Be AT Rex if I could. Choose.
They are fucking massive. You'd be AT Rex?
Yeah. What?
About you little. 1. Or or what are the ones with the
with the things, with the things on the outside and they attack?
Dilophosaurus. Triceratops.
The Dilophosaurus. The ones that spit.
Yeah, yeah, those ones, they're hella scary when they attack the
guy with the shaving cream. Like sorry, that isn't the right
password. You know what I'm talking.
About Jurassic. World or Jurassic Park?
Thank you. Is it Jurassic?
Park. Yeah, it's Jurassic Park.
The first one. He was like, sorry, that isn't
the right. Password.
Yes, the computer with the with the.
Yes, that dude. And he ends up in the car and
they spit on, yeah, like, no, that shit was scary as fuck.
I want to be one of those guys. Terrified.
Are you what was that? I'm sorry.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's how it starts off. You didn't say the magic word.
Yeah. Oh my God, me and my friends
when we were children, the that's that's what we would just
do on repeat. You didn't say that word.
Anyway, so they reveal why werewolves are way cooler than
vampires. The important thing to notice is
that at one point there's a battle between a vampire and the
werewolf, and the werewolf is the chief and the chief's wife
cuts herself, stabs herself, stabs herself in the stomach,
which was like, you could. Have the sacrifice could.
Have cut her hand. There were other choices for
bleeding, but whatever, you know, you do what you do, and
she sacrificed herself for the greater good of the tribe.
Keep that in your back pocket, because we might see a white
girl attempt to do this later. Oh.
Fuck off. So the colons of figure in army
is figure out an army is being created.
They don't quite know that Victoria is in on it yet.
I thought they did no that it's Bella that reveals that.
But they know of an army is being created, so they create a
correct team to take them. We've got the detectives, the
best ones on the squad, seriously.
Also, Edward and Bella spend more time talking about
transitioning from human to vampire.
That's a big yeah. About an hour of this fucking
movie. And OK, in the book it it's
better. I'm just going to be so blunt.
It's better. In the book, you're just dealing
with the thoughts and opinions of everyone combined with hers,
it feels. So tedious.
It feels more on the edge of like, Oh my God, what is she
gonna do? And that didn't translate on on
film. Like, I get it.
I get it. It's boring.
Yeah. It's tedious.
Is it, is it the editing, is it the story?
Is it the sorry, the writing, or is it the acting?
It's one of the three, or a combination of because somehow
I'm watching it and I'm just fucking bored.
Yeah. The like I said at the.
Beginning. I get it.
There's a lot of. About this movie which is 2
hours and 9 minutes long, is the last 30 minutes true?
The first chase is exciting, but it's over real quick.
Then you have this like fluff for about an hour and 20
minutes. Fill in.
Raise my hand so far. We could have cut Bella seeing
her mom in Florida. Did we need that scene?
No, because again, like I said earlier, like that is that
obvious kind of tedious storyline that is like I'm going
to be a vampire in about 5 days and I have to say goodbye to
everyone because I can't go in the fucking daylight anymore.
Also, I can see them at night. All of the set up, All of the
set up with Victoria and Riley. Do we need every single one of
those scenes? Do we need the Victoria chase
with the Cullens and the werewolves?
OK. The only thing about that one is
it kind of establishes that she's back in.
Town off Victoria, I think we needed that.
It she's back in town and she's creating a ruckus.
Yeah, but again. But again, she's new in town and
she ain't leaving. I don't know, There there's
something about it. Like she does that, but she only
does it once. Like if she wanted to kind of
catch them off guard and like draw out Bella or catch Bella
alone with Riley in town. Or catch her outside.
Or catch Me Outside, though she could have done it more than
once. But she does it for what?
To like test them to kind of see where they're at strategically.
We're at the middle point of the movie.
We've had three check insurance with Riley and Victoria.
That's what I'm saying. We've had three check insurance
with them. Do we need all three?
You know what I'm saying? No like.
Some of them. That's editing.
That's. Editing Why don't you leave the
Riley and Victoria thing till the back end of.
The IT also might have been more of a shock if right at the end
you find out that Victoria's done it or something.
Yeah, because we obviously know. Like the setup at the beginning.
Yeah, we know they don't, and it's a shock to them, but it's
not a shock to the audience. So who are you writing that for?
For the movie's sake. Like not for the, not for the
book, but for the movie's sake. The opening with Riley being
killed is great. Great.
Great, because you don't know who.
That storyline, you don't know who don't come back to it till
the second-half of the movie. Or even right at the end and
then both show up like Victoria and Riley both show up and be
like Bam. Have all.
This shit going on, have the Cullens getting prepared for
something because Alice can see something.
Not know anything like don't check back in, don't have anyone
on Vic. I would have preferred that.
In a more strategic way, because you don't know if you could have
cut 1/3 of the movie just from that, even if.
It in my theory, if it was an hour and a half, but it cut out
that and it had that surprise, I would have liked it more.
I think the way they did it is you're appealing to people and
you don't comprehend that they could understand the plot
thicker than what you wrote, right?
Right. Yes.
So it's late. So so in that regard, I'm
watching it and I'm bored. And because they've already
spelled out what's going on, I don't need to watch.
Kind of fun for the audience. If you kept me in suspense and
on the edge of my seat. That's why I love movies.
If you've given me the plot in the 1st 20 minutes with a great
opening as of as we just said, I get it.
Then I'm like why am I watching this?
I'm watching this for for a battle that I know is coming.
Now we know it's a countdown to the the action.
Right, because and the whole fucking boring storyline about
will she fucking won't she who she's going to pick Switzerland.
Nonsense like that it it's dragged out.
Yeah, and then they dragged it out with the T-shirts, too.
We'll put up that. Yeah, they made they made this.
We'll do that tonight because I think I kind of want to know
where everyone is at. Yeah, me.
Too. And maybe I'll do it for a few
days to kind of get some like. Traction.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, it's could have been half an hour short and I think it
could have been better. It could have been a good movie,
Yeah. I'll put it there.
I think I I can understand like I can definitely look at some
points and be like, we could have cut this.
I feel like they kept it in for the book lovers because so much
of the book really does end up on screen.
Which is which is a. Shame because it is a big book.
There's a lot to tell, but I think it could have been like
narrowed down. Yeah, I'm like, but also for a
movie, I'm like, you could cut some of this.
It's OK. Like why did I mean I do without
I almost I almost understand why they did Breaking Dawn in two in
2 movies. They should have just done the
whole thing in like a whole. If I, if I'm being so honest, I
really, yeah, I don't like. All an hour apiece.
I didn't like I didn't like this movie getting broken into two.
I didn't like Mockingjay from from Hunger Games getting broken
into two. And I've heard a lot of people
don't like deathly hollows broken into two.
So I to me it feels. Like the book is, if the book is
well, obviously right, it has to be, you have to put that up
there as what that is. But if the material is so vast
and you have to. With Harry Potter, it makes a
little bit more sense those those books were were were
massive. Right.
And you could look at Lord of the Rings and say like a three
hour movie is a lot anyway, and then you do an extended one
which is 5 because the book is so you know, whatever.
No matter, it was a two-part series.
That's a big book, though. That's a big book.
It's a big book. I can give a little leeway when
the book has so much in it. You.
Know which I would have taken. Basically what I would have said
is if they'd have taken what'd you say?
Girth, girth. Yeah.
Why'd you say it like that? That's also going to be so close
to the headphone. Yeah.
Girth alert. No headphone alert not girth
alert. Warm girth incoming.
Sounds like Garth. Yeah, like I said, take half an
hour off of this one, but leave. I don't know.
Leave. We need to I need to redo
Breaking Dawns and see why and if but.
You know, I mean, we are eventually going to watch them
and I'm kind of not looking forward to it because I don't
remember enjoying them. It was more like, remember, I
have to. You were asleep in the theater.
No, that was hungry. Oh.
Dude. Hungry.
No, I fell a. Straight Buster.
I had I had endless mimosas and then I remember this endless
sleep during Marking J Part 1. I didn't see that movie at all.
I loved it. I completely missed it.
Everyone said it was good though, so I'll take their word
for it. All right, we got to move
forward because we we are stuck here.
But we can always come back to this at a later time.
So the next thing we get to is Jacob professes his love, his
love for Bella. And of course, this is the scene
where he forces a kiss on her and so she punches him in the
face for it, but unfortunately she breaks her hand in the
process of punching his face. She.
Broke she keep these things they broke his hand she.
Sprained her. Hand she's he broke her hand.
I do love it, honestly, honestly as like a true, like I'm I'm
team Edward all day. I've said that from the get go.
But I love when they get back home to her house and Edward
shows up and he pulls up behind them and then he's like in a
second in front of Jacob. Like you put your hands on her
one more time. And I was like, yeah, baby.
See, I just. Tell how it is, I don't.
Like it I don't like. It and then Dad came to save the
day. Yeah, and he was like breaking.
Up you too. Charlie.
Again, Charlie. Charlie bit me.
Again with his like dimwit you guys.
I didn't know you guys were fighting.
Like that's. Did you take the 405 the?
40. Five like come on dude, you're
not that dense like. Come on, he.
Knows it because he's. You know your daughter's a hot
commodity. He's egging it on the entire
movie that he doesn't like Edward and he loves Jacob.
Ovi I mean true. I just, I don't know, come.
On he's like Jacob doesn't look dead.
He's got a point. He has a point, but also.
Is really pale. But also you.
Both did a touch. Your boy Jacob kissed her
without her consent. Yeah.
Oh, don't get me punched him. Don't get me wrong.
So sorry, but he no. No, don't get me wrong, I
applaud. I applaud the punch, which is
why I'm also not Team Jacob anymore.
I applaud the punch. I just, I don't like Edward like
kind of pulling up in his Volvo and like being all cross eyed
and being like. Yeah, pull up, pull up, pull up.
I don't like, I don't like it. I don't like Jacob going to her.
Like she's like, I'm not in love with you.
And he's like, yes, you. Are yeah, the brainwashing.
Fuck. You just don't know it yet.
Yeah, you're just not admitting. Just haven't admitted it to
yourself. But I know in my heart that you
love me, Bella. No, I don't, Jacob.
No, I don't. You love me, Bella.
No, I don't, Jacob. No.
No, you do, Bella. You will be with me.
No, I don't, Jacob. I love Edward.
I'm going to marry him. No, you don't, Bella.
Come on bro, how many times do you have to fucking say it?
Tell her. You're not listening.
I know. Hello, No means no bitch.
It's just tedious. He's this is OK.
I am sorry. I know this is your favorite
one. I also know this is the whole
point of our show. No, but I hate Jacob so like
unload it's. Tedious and boring I.
Get it? I know you don't like New Moon,
but you got to admit it's more exciting than this one.
OK, New Moon is more exciting than this.
This is heavy dialogue. This is the third in the city.
This is so heavy dialogue and that's why I like.
It yes, but that's fair that and that's your reasoning.
I won't take that. I'm just saying third book in
the series. Give me something bro.
Give me some Return of the Jedi shit or something bro.
Give me, let me. Tell you how much of a
disappointment. What is hump day?
You have to get over this one to get to the good ones.
Yeah, it shouldn't be the third one though.
Just remember that Breaking Dawn, that entire.
Book fucking flashback. You know the part where they
have the big fight scene in Part 2 that doesn't happen in the
book, so. You just.
Read that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the.
Entire movie and take that part out.
Two movies push them together. Is it as interesting?
No, Breaking Dawn is far more boring than this movie is.
Yes, yes. I like, let's be real.
Yeah, that didn't happen in the book.
So the book is just fucking boring.
She has a baby and then there's a resolution.
I don't even remember the second one.
I don't remember. I don't really love the last
two. I don't know if I read it I I'm
I remember Renes. I got it if you want it.
No, I'm good. I remember Renesme, but I don't.
It must have been. It's must not be as exciting,
you know, could. No, I mean like as a read.
No, it's. As a very dialogue.
Everyone. I don't remember.
It's way more boring. And you thought it was going to
be steamy because they got married so that means they were
going to have sex and stuff. It's not.
Do they know in the book? Yeah.
They I mean. It's campy, steamy.
He's. It's not steamy, it's for teens.
But the movies, I don't know. The movie has a sex scene that
is. Yeah, the movie.
The movie's sex scene is way more interesting than anything
you read. In the book and in the book.
OK, OK, OK. Yeah, the book is, I don't know,
Breaking Dawn is not my favorite and actually I think it's my
least favorite. They could have ended on Eclipse
and I would have been like, cool with that.
Anyway, let's move on. So Bella confronts Rosalie
because Rosalie has another like little tantrum things where
she's like more protection for Bella.
Again, tedious. You must know what's going on by
now, Rosalie. I know you're annoyed by it.
But but now we get Rosalie's back.
Story get with the program and. Shall we talk?
Rosalie's back story is. Horrible.
All of their back stories are terrible if you think about.
It yeah, they all are. They're all really.
Rosalie's is extra sad. I'm sorry yes I felt bad for
when I read this part. I was like oh shit I have
feelings for Rosalie now I. Don't know.
Because Rosalie's sucked up until this point.
Jasper doesn't get right, but he has a pretty shitty time.
That too. No.
Alice is a shitty for another reason.
Jasper was a Confederate soldier.
Yes, but he was born in a time. He was still a Confederate
soldier. He's been a vampire for a
fucking long time if you think. About it, yeah, obviously, but
it's not that in the world so it.
Was the time he was born in true?
That's why he was in a as a confederate I I bet.
Like if you could transport some of those people to without them
having a heart attack after they see what's going on right now.
Just so we can skip over it, let's talk about all the back
stories. So we do get Rosalie and
Jasper's back story. They both.
What are your thoughts, opinions.
I like these scenes. I thought they were No, no, no.
Back story. The back story for Rosalie and
Jasper. I think it's about fucking time
we got a back story. I like Jasper's back story for
sure. They both said the ones in we're
doing the movie, we're not doing book correct.
I think it's great that we got them.
I think a flashback was needed because like I said before, and
this movie doesn't have a lot of kind of like substance, but you.
Really know who they are now. Exactly.
And we've already been with them for two movies and we didn't
know anything about them. We just knew that they were
living with. You could put the back story in
the first one and Rosalie would have been a different character
to everyone. That's absolutely.
True 3 movies in everyone's like oh God, Rosalie's such a bee.
You know, and now we. Know why?
Now we know why. Why did it take so long?
If I'd have felt bad from her movie one, I'd be fine.
Yeah, I'd be. I'd be more aware of what I was
saying if I was her friend, you know?
Or if I just knew her back story, you might understand why
she doesn't fucking like you. I love the part in her back
story. So basically she was taken
advantage of by a man and his friends.
And so she comes back and gets revenge after Carlisle had saved
her. And I love in the final one when
she goes to get the guy that she was supposed to marry and she's
done like the the full bridal gear, veil intact.
I was like, yeah, bitch. And then I, I was telling Jerry
as we were watching this, I was like, where is my rated R
version of Twilight? Not because I want to see steamy
scenes. I want to see the violence.
I want to see some huge. Give me her full story, no?
Rated R. No, they're not.
You won them to. Jerry yeah, I'm like, that would
be cool. But like, they're not going to
do that. They're going to make it blood
and honey. Why?
Did I? Just hear they remake it and I
was. They made that one money.
The Pooh blood and honey. That's.
Because it's public property now have.
You heard of it? Yeah.
Have you seen it? No.
Heard it. It's gonna go win an Oscar.
There's something I was reading and I was like, they're remaking
it already and I couldn't believe they're remaking it.
Scary Movie 56. No, I'm happy that they got
their property back, but. I think the trailer actually
dropped for that. It did.
I wouldn't. I watched it and I wished I
hadn't. No, because I I, I want to be
surprised. Oh, gotcha.
It's a great trailer. It's exactly what you imagine
it's be. I don't know if I want to see
it. Yeah, I'm kind of.
I'm OK with waiting. I love a trailer, but I don't
love a trailer at the same time. It depends on how long it is.
Trailers nowadays. Yeah, I'm like, don't show me
the whole movie if you're going to show me like, just enough
like. I used to be an avid trailer
watcher. I would love it when the trailer
dropped, I thought it was so exciting.
But now whether it was a teaser or a teaser to a teaser, I know
people find that silly and stupid.
Like I find it great. I I'm a fan of movie.
I love watching them, but I have stayed away from trailers for
the past many, many years because I watched 1 and it just
happened to just. I'll figure out what it is
eventually. But I watched it and I was like,
well fuck me, that just gave away literally everything and
they showed some of the best scenes.
What the fuck? Yeah.
And then when you're in theatre, you have no choice.
And then I'm like, they obviously put this together for
a reason. They did this for a reason.
Either they thought no one was going to watch it, so they had
to give you a titillating scene to draw you in, or they just
don't fucking care. And so they'll be like, it might
have been like Deadpool, Wolverine.
I think it was something I was super, I was super excited to
see it. Because you saw the scene.
No, I was super excited for the movie and I was like, I want to
watch the trailer, but I don't want to watch the trailer.
I want to watch the trailer. And I watched the trailer and I
was like fuck, I wished I watched it and.
Then you watched the movie. I wished I had just gone into
the theater, watch the movie completely not knowing any of
the scenes. Ever.
Just sort of. We watch it gives away the whole
entire. Movie it sucks nowadays.
I don't know when it switched but.
Annoying and flubber Robin Williams the trailer.
This is the opposite of that. They had a scene where it was
like shake your little flubber booty and that was like a little
part where he in the flubber thing was like dancing.
That was never in the movie and he never says that in the movie.
So I'm like, this is so they lied now.
We didn't we talk about it forever.
They never say shake a little flubber booty at all.
Was it a promotion for the movie?
Could have been like for like on Disney or or or on the trailer
or something. I think it's in the trailer.
Because now if you think about it like Marvel putting out fake
scenes in trailers to throw off people that leak details about
the movie and stuff online. Yeah, Marvel purposely create
fake trailers. Yep.
No, this was just like a ad or a trailer for the movie.
But it was the scene that was never in there that.
Was never in the movie. Yeah, they do that.
It's annoying. Yeah, true.
It is frustrating. Definitely haven't seen as many
trailers as I wanted to. So I'm going to compact a few
scenes just to flow us through a little bit faster.
But the gang end up graduating from high school and gang.
Gang, gang, gang. Anna Kendrick sends us off with
a very good cup and a high school awards.
I gave my ticket to the Long. Way round.
Did you see Oh my God there's a viral video of her?
She went off to the Pitch Perfect College.
The viral video of the girl doing the IT was like during a
high school talent show, but it was like when the movie came out
pretty good. And so there's an after party
over at Alice or at the Cullen's house that Alice throws.
And during this Alice gets a vision where she sees that Riley
is passing around Bella sent to everyone in this army.
So again the army and the were like the vampires and the
werewolves got a team up in order to defeat the bad guys.
We get a montage of our expert Jasper taking them through how
to fight a newborn army. This is where we get Jasper's
back story as well. And the reason he knows how to
fight newborns is because he was breeding a newborn army
basically under the. Ruse of Maria.
Of Maria. So he was the general.
So he was a confederate. So he was a confederate.
And then he found Maria. Maria.
So actually, yeah, yeah, whatever you want to make.
About that's a fucking bad back story too.
Yeah, I'm like questionable, questionable, that evil like
Latina, Like, what are we doing? Well, there's three.
There's three of them. One of them is Latina.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't know, I don't know, weird things be
happening. But anyway, that's.
Jasper trains the werewolves and the vampires on how to find the
newborn army. 'Cause he's also this is okay,
hear me out. Sorry, I just interrupted you.
You good? Jasper is the newest members of
the family, correct? He's also the newest.
Yeah, he's also the oldest. Yeah, he's the newest
vegetarian. I think I just figured out my my
lore. The newest vague.
That's right, he's the newest vegan, right?
But he's older than. I don't think we'd call him a
vegan, but OK. Does it?
Well, he's deer, not people, so he's a.
Vegan. Yeah.
I'm like he's a. Deegan Hollow Rat A.
Deacon A. Deacon Omnivore.
From Karate Kid too. Yeah, but that would include
human, wouldn't it? I mean because you eat
everything omnivore. Oh yeah.
My sweet baby Louis. Yeah, we got to figure out my
sweet. Baby Louis is an omnivore.
Everything. Yeah, my little trash kit to
eat. Anything like bits of ham and
shit? Yeah, you got any?
Why? Do Is your thing hungry?
She's always hungry. Shit.
I just got a roasted chicken yesterday.
I got a rotisserie chicken yesterday.
Does. She eat fruit.
She's picky, but she does like bananas.
She loves bananas. OK, sometimes we have cases of.
Sorry, so random. So random so.
Random bananas at work that they give me.
Yeah, give me something. Oh, they're going bad.
And then? I buy so many bananas, broccoli.
Apple, I heard. Yeah, and then you can make
banana bread with it too. Oh.
Fuck yeah, I like it. Makes a banana bread.
Fuck. Dude.
We have a banana bread on a Wednesday.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, let's focus.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're.
Good. So Bella has a dream and she's
the one that's like Riley is the leader because none of these
vampires fucking thought of it first so.
They, but they should have. It I kind of love that.
It's better that figures it out because if I was Bella, I would
do Bella. I would do one of these.
I would be like. I figured out you dumb vampire
bitches. Like I'm going to kick all your
asses when I'm a Vampire 2 bitch.
When I'm a newborn, you better watch out.
I'm going to have red eyes. I'm going to fuck you up, Emmet.
I'm coming for your ass. That's what I would be like if I
was Bella in that scene. Don't they have to like chain
her down or something? Easy now.
No, because she's a newborn, right?
Oh yeah. She's going to go eat
everything. Yeah, they think she's going to
go ballistic. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. So Bella and Edward stay decide
to stay out of the battle together.
They think, oh, I'm gonna be too worried and then you're gonna be
too worried and then. Oh my God too.
Worried so we'll just stay out together.
Why don't we go camping? And Alice is a real one because
she arranges shit with Charlie so that Bella and Edward have
the house to themselves. This.
Weekend. But you know they don't 'cause
he's the vampire. Fapping out.
But just want to say Alice is a real one.
This is This is a somewhat important sleepover for the 2.
Bella tries to get in dumb pants, but Edward's old.
School. He's like, so.
I don't know why I keep doing this but he's like girl we need
to be married. So the.
Way you didn't. Say the magic.
Word. She's got a metal chastity belt,
right? Is that the?
One from the most scary movie. But instead of all of this,
Edward does in fact propose to Bella.
And I'm not gonna lie, it's. So unromantic.
It's not romantic. The ring is ugly.
I wouldn't. Have said yeah I was fucking
spooning yeah I was telling Jerry I was like I'm swooning
the. Ring is ugly.
I like it. I don't mind the ring.
No, everything he says to her, like I want to spend the life
forever with you or some shit. I don't fucking know what he
said. I don't even know what Jerry
said, what he proposed to be. But I was like.
You know what's so funny about that?
The video is so amazing. It looks like you were going to
be like, I'm like, what did you say?
Stuart, you. Blacked out.
No, I literally blacked. I don't know what he said to do.
He turned to me and said he had some other question.
And then there was just like the peanuts, like the parents.
And I have no idea what happened and.
Then Jerry's like Portia. What?
Do you say bro? He was on a knee.
He was looking up at me with those lovey eyes.
There was a ring and I was like, I put 2, you 2 together, I got
you. To be fair, you did it quick.
Not quick enough, but you did it quick.
You did it. I was like and this is happening
and also I'm on 2424 hours of no.
Sleep. What's happening?
Where am. I you did good, both of you,
good job. Thank you.
The rest of that trip?
Yeah, I remember you telling me. About it, No.
I was quiet the whole time. I was just staring at it.
I was like, Oh my God, is this a thing?
I remember asking him. I was like I said, do I have to
take it off? No.
Like I was so excited. I was like, I'm never taking it
off. Strong just in case.
Yeah, I think that's why she did that.
Yeah, I'm using a a spacer because it's a little big.
So like, thank God that was such a good decision on her because I
would have been fucking gripping it with a are.
You going to do bands? Have you figured out wedding
wings? I've been looking at bands, but
I don't really know. I don't really know what I want.
And I don't think he knows what he wants either.
Cuz everything I show him, he's like, yeah, that's good, Jerry.
Jerry's my boy. Jerry's my boy.
If he's anything like me, he wants some gaudy diamond piece
of shit. Right.
Yeah, he does diamond ring. I know he does.
That's why I'm like, tell me what you fucking want.
Yeah, yeah. Wedding rings, bro.
We get to pick. Yeah, I'm like, you get to pick
and I get to pay, so fucking tell me what you want.
Oh, I. Don't know diamond ban bra
diamond ban. But he did tell me what he wants
as his husband gift and that's a Rolex so I guess I'm saving now.
Rolex Ring. They do make those because Rolex
used. To make shut the fuck up.
Sorry, there's a guy, there's a guy on Etsy that makes the
matter of Rolex spoons back in the day, like 1913 spoons.
So cool. I really.
Want see? I have a United Metal Spoon
United metal fork that I got from work.
From the airline. From the airlines, but it means
they're predates. Don't do it out of that.
Predates 9/11. Oh, because, Because.
They don't give them out anymore.
Oh you should put them on eBay then you can buy yourself.
A. We'll show them.
We'll show them to you after. Oh.
My Yeah movie. That's really cool. 1111 Make a
wish. Oh, so yeah, this is where
Edward totally proposes to Bella, and it's terrible.
Oh, really? Cute.
No, it's not. That ring though, That ring is
low key kind of ugly. Also can someone confirm or
deny? She puts it on the wrong finger.
Taylor Swift's engagement ring looks very similar to Bella's.
Yeah, but it's a. Correct me if I'm wrong. 8 carat
diamond isn't it? What?
What isn't it in like an 8
carat? Diamond Oh, probably, I'm just
saying the design Design. Oh, I need to look very similar.
I need someone to Fact Check me on this, but I think they look
similar. Queen Victoria.
We haven't hired anyone so I can't shout at the moment, but
we'll get something in. We'll get it.
Word. I have a few resumes on my desk.
As long as they pass the tests. One from Ginger, one from Dave,
and one from. Humperdinck, which is kind of
weird. And one from Humperdinck.
I'm kind of leaning toward him. Would this kind of ring would
would this even exist in like the time frame that he would get
it from his mom? Because like he when was.
He vampired. Like around the Titanic.
So it's like around 1918 or. Something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was all.
From the Titanic, Yeah. No, no it's not.
The the heart of the ocean. It's not the heart of the ocean.
Can't they shut the fuck? Up Can't they swim?
Yeah, they. Can't.
Well, they don't have. To swim, Yeah, They just, I
mean, they don't breathe. They can.
Just so they can just go as far as one they went down there and
stayed live. Oh.
We could use them to search the ocean.
Yeah. Why aren't we doing that?
They're not real. Put chains on.
Them as far as we know and. Make them work, you said.
Make them like they're slaves. No this.
Is why they don't want to come out.
You just put that in my mouth. I didn't say.
That I did say. No, no, no.
You just, you just proved it, you know, you just proved it.
They'd be X-Men where they'd be mutants.
We'd treat them like pieces of shit.
No. That's not what I said I.
Know you confirmed it. You just confirmed it.
That's exactly. What you would do and that one
back? You're like, put that, put that
motherfucker in the ocean. Make him.
Do this that. Twisted.
My words. What is that to work?
What is that to? Work or her put their ass to
work. Nobody wants to break.
Oh my God, get up off your ass. Get up your ass and work.
OK, Khloe Kardashian isn't. That Kim.
Whatever never done a day's work in their life.
There are. People dying, Kim.
That, that one's funny, yeah. So meanwhile, Victoria is hyping
up Riley for battle. She's like, yeah, baby, it's
just you and me to the end. And I'm like, why?
Why is damn? Why are you doing that to my
boy? She is.
Totally glazing him. Yeah.
Who is this kid he looks like you should be like, doesn't
isn't he giving? Dave Frank.
No, no, no. He's giving me.
Look at me in the eyes. Isn't he giving?
I don't want another penny face. I don't want just anyone hold.
Yes, thank you. He's giving Jesse McCartney,
right? Yeah, totally.
Giving big Jesse McCartney. And supernatural vibes he looks.
Like, oh. Fuck yeah, he does Look.
Like he looks like knock off Jensen.
Echol what are you doing fucker? What are you doing, fucker?
Little bit. Oh man, so Victoria's hypen
Riley up, Edward and Bella meet Jacob so he can carry her to the
campsite because. Hold.
This whole thing hold Jacob keeps showing up without a shirt
to carry Bella around. Please.
For the scent. I just asked Jerry this.
I asked Jerry why is he carrying her.
For the scent. To block her scent with his big
musky. Dog.
Smell, smell. Oh my God.
He smells like a dog. That's the other thing.
That's probably why I'm sorry. Be with him.
He stinks. Also they describes.
He smells. They describe a lot how the how
the wolves smell like wet dogs, which understandable actually
that makes perfect. They're always hard.
What do the vampires smell like? They never tell me.
Is it death? I think it's dark is.
It a freezer. Like a freezer.
Freezer burn, you know. Like I thought they smell.
Or in the cold and it goes up your nose and.
You know what if they smell like a dead body?
Well, to the wolves they probably do.
Yeah. Like dirt decay, Yeah.
Wouldn't that? Isn't that what they would smell
like? I think that's what the dogs
smell. They smell musty.
Musty and cold? Yeah.
How do you smell cold? You know how freezer burn tastes
when you get those ice cubes. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. Smell cold.
I smell cold. I just described it that that's
what they taste like. Smell like.
Sorry. Oh.
Interesting. OK.
I carry that. Glittering.
I'll take back what I said to Jerry about Jacob carrying her.
I think I understood what they were doing.
I didn't understand why she can just fucking walk though.
Yeah, no, yeah, No, there was. There is a point to it and it
does. It does actually make sense that
they would have to work together in this factor.
This is the part that of the movie that I do think is
interesting. I love the vampires and the
werewolves. Like I said, it's the last half
this. Is cool.
Yeah. The last half an hour is where
it, like, it heats up and like, genuinely, you can't say the
last half hour isn't good. Like it's action-packed.
As fun, it heats up, literally. Real steamy, yeah.
In the in the book that was much like there was way more innuendo
I think. Like something?
Happened, they did. It was an OK scene.
There was a lot of flirting. It's an OK scene in the movie,
like I, I, I think the banter that Edward and Jacob have.
Oh, when they're in the campsite later.
Yeah, it's kind of cool. Like I I like their banter.
Also, again, like this was my favorite book and my favorite
movie for a reason. Once Jacob gets Bella up to
camp, there's a few hours for Edward and Bella to like, hang
out, but unfortunately there's a huge.
Hangout. There's a huge snowstorm that
night and so Bella is fucking freezing.
Edward is as far away from her as he can be because he's cold,
he's cold, he can't warm her up. So at some point Jacob does have
to come into the tent and he has to fucking cuddle with Edward's
soon to be wife. They didn't think to bring.
Those hand warmers or like thermos is full of hot water.
Yeah, I was thinking that too. I was like, why wouldn't they?
Come prepared. Also.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Jacob's there.
Blanket. Jacob's there, right?
Yeah. Edward's quick as fuck, right?
Yeah. Just go down and whip me a
fucking hot water bottle, you plank?
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you know, you standing in the corner while I'm like,
you're doing that face, this face, right?
Yeah, I'm so sorry. About like I can't do anything.
I'm so sorry I can't do anything.
Well you fucking can bro. Don't give me a fucking space
heater. Run that extension cord.
Yeah. Figure it out.
What are? You doing?
Or bring a generator. You're fucking.
Rich and you're strong. You don't have anything.
You're fucking rich. You don't have, Yeah.
I see your house, motherfucker, You're fucking.
Rich, you're telling me? You're telling me he doesn't
have a generator lying? Around 40 Volvos in the fucking
garage. Yeah, go get a fucking space
here. Get 2.
If you haven't got 2, just go and steal one.
You're quick as fuck mate, what are you doing?
There were options. You are on to something there.
Were options like couldn't. They just bring like a.
You got a two person tent? You get a.
Fucking ten person tent and put a stove in there.
A pop up igloo thing. I was also thinking during this
time we see that the army so annoying travelled via water to
get to Bella. Couldn't they have just hopped
on a plane? Such a good idea.
Or just like Ran? Yeah.
Couldn't they just run across the water?
Not that far? Do they have to walk through the
water? There's a lot of things that I'm
like, you know, if I could get anywhere fast, I fucking would.
You know what I'm saying? It's I, I know it's like
dramatic effect for them, like coming out of the water and.
Being all scary but. Like.
Jason But how long did that take?
You can't walk through water that quickly, you know?
Why not just run across it? Yeah, let me get over this
fucking rock, this fucking piece of log.
No, hang on, I lost my foot and now I've fallen back 5 feet.
Yeah, you fucking float backwards.
Yeah, come on. Yeah, I'm like their super speed
doesn't take place underwater. Holes.
Yeah, no, I realized I was like, there's a, there's a few,
there's a few problems, there's a few problems here.
They don't quite. This ain't lining up y'all.
This ain't adding up. So yeah, Jake and Bella have a
little cuddle while Jake and Edward talk shop about Bella.
They're just going back and forth about who's better for
Bella. And Edward is just taking the
High Road of being like, you know, like, obviously whatever
she chooses is whatever's Bella's choice.
So like, if she chooses you, that's fine.
And Jacob's like, no, that's. Not good.
Enough. And I'm like, I, I just don't
fucking care. Just like sit down.
And even Edward at the end is like, you know, if you weren't
trying to take away my reason for existence, I might like you.
And Jacob's like can't return the favor.
Exactly. He's such a Dick up.
He's such a Dick. I hate you.
I hate this man. You know that's not.
True Shark boy would be a little nicer.
Where's lava go when you need to just fucking set fire to
everything? I thought.
You ever? See shark boy and lava girl.
Dude I need someone to tell me what this movie is about.
I've never seen it. Spy, Spy Kids, isn't it?
Oh no, it's a shark. Is it a spinner?
Is it a spin off? Shut the.
Fuck up, you're just saying. Yeah, it's like you spin off
saying. Words.
No. It's like way before Spy Kids.
No. It's just like the same animated
spray. Is it part of the Spy Kids
franchise? Because if it did, I, I don't
know. I stopped after three, three.
The third Spy Kids was my last entry into the Spy Kids
franchise. Spy Kids came out in 2001.
Yeah, I was 11. That was a.
Oh, you know why? Look from the director of Spy
Kids. That's where I got it from.
That yeah, I was like, I think it's the director.
I don't. Think you cover though.
Yeah, it's basically. Yeah, it is.
I guess so. It's basically Spy Kids.
Look at it.
Look, I think, I don't know, I've never actually seen it.
So they end the night and Edward and Jacob are still not best
friends, but they're like. They're almost.
Mine. They're not besties yet.
They're definitely not besties. So Jake leaves to go check on
like how things are preparing for battle, because why?
Why is there a time like we're all showing up at a whatever?
That was all. That's not the point.
The. Time was there because of Alice,
who could predict when it was going to happen.
Right, because they walked through the water instead of
running. Because of the time of day, she
knew when the when the fight battle was going to happen,
remember. And they knew that they would
slowly approach. Yes, yes.
I guess marching I'm. Just saying yes to everything.
No, I like it. I'm.
Just agreeing with you. Portrait.
I'm disagreeing with you. I don't fucking know.
So Edward mentions loudly. Basically the moment they get
out of the tent. Like, you gotta get ready for
your wedding day. Come on bro.
They kiss and Jacob's like. You're kidding.
You're married. Engaged.
You dumb fucking. Almost.
That's exactly what he wanted to say, 100%.
Still still waiting for that RV. So Jacob gets super upset and he
rushes away and Bella goes after him and Edward's like no.
And she's like shut up. So she rushes off after Jake and
she's like, Jake, I want you to kiss me.
Yeah. Tedious.
What for what? Why are you doing that to?
Why? Why are we?
Doing this, I don't. Know why are you torturing?
She wanted to see. If yeah, she wants to test her
feelings to see how she may or may not feel, which is a popular
trope in teenage girl media. True, but they don't.
It doesn't come across that way. Which like, you can't just, you
can't just be out here playing with boys emotions.
They have emotions too. But you know, that's neither
here nor there, I guess. And so Bella kisses Jacob.
And honestly, I like the way this is played out because she
like, kisses him and the way she pulls away, I was like, she
didn't like that kiss. It's like there's no way she'd
like that kiss. And so he's like, Oh my God, I'm
so glad we kissed. I'm so.
Excited to see. You later I'm going to go to the
battle. I love you.
And then he like jumps away and she's like.
Won't be seeing him again deleting his songs.
She's. Kind of like.
Unmatched. She like literally turns back to
Edward and. She's quite right.
She's like, so. I kind of kissed Jacob and he's
like, I know. I can bloody read minds.
And he's like, and she's like, I don't, I love him, but like not
as much as you and she. He's like, I know.
Yeah, but how? He doesn't.
He doesn't know because he can't read our.
Minds no I think that's the sweet part is like he just knows
because he's like I just trust you and like whatever you want
to do is fine with me but like I also think that like you're not
lying when you say you love me so I'm like it's fine come on
and so the. Vamp.
Anyway, it's time for battle. Switch gears.
So it's time for battle. We hear everything through
Edwards, who is getting his information from Seth, who is
the youngest of the werewolves, and so they're keeping him out
of the battle. He's 15.
Where is everyone else? I'm assuming he's 16 or older.
He's just he was a translator in between the wolves so they can
all communicate. But I think he's right.
I think he, the others are older, 'cause he yeah, yeah.
He's young. Can't be older.
He is the youngest to transition and then his sister is the first
girl to transition. So I think both of those things
are important. Also, like Stephanie Meyer,
please make a Make a Werewolf series.
No, don't stay away from writing.
Dude. Lost in Oregon.
Jesus damn. Wow, he came out of the gate.
No lost in Seattle. She she hasn't read anything
since this. Exactly.
It's just. This laziness write something.
And the paper baby. Penny, you know you'll get it
published. Wolves.
I'm just saying. Leah.
She's, you know, she deserves.
A whole ass story isn't there. Leah deserves a whole ass story.
I'm just. Saying, didn't she come out with
a twilight from Edward's point of view?
Yeah, there's Midnight Sun. OK, but there isn't one.
There isn't one from Jacob, and there isn't one about the queer
lights in the werewolves. No, the other one that she has
is about the girl that ends up dying at the end of this movie
by Jane. We'll talk about her in a
minute. Oh, that's right, that's why
they pay so. Much attention.
Yeah. She made a she made a
subdivision of that, which they use for this movie, and that's
it. And The Midnight Sun, which I
haven't read. Sounds like a fun.
I don't know either. Yeah.
I'm like, I don't, I don't really need to read the first
book again. That's all it is.
It's just the first book. But from Edward's perspective, I
don't care. Might be, but who?
Maybe. Maybe we can get more back story
from him. Maybe, I don't know, I feel like
I don't care. Maybe that's just me, I don't
know. I loved I loved Edward but like
I don't, I don't want to reread the same story.
Team Edwards. But I don't think, I don't think
it is. I think that's the thing.
It will be different. It won't.
Be I think it's just going to be the same story, but just in his
perspective, because that's the thing.
I'm giving her more credit than I think it than maybe.
Do maybe I'll check it out and I'll get back to you guys.
If it is the same and there's just like a few different scenes
of Edward being like, she came in and I couldn't smell her, but
I mean I couldn't hear her, but she's sounds so funny.
And then they're like, they just.
Do the same scene as the. Lunch canteen like.
That's what I'm worried it's going to be, is just like he
watches in the lunchroom and I'm like, I've already read this
scene. I'm watching her while I sleep.
Yeah, I'm just like, I know this already, but maybe you don't.
May I expect? She's really boring.
But I'm in love with her.
Maybe I should get back together with Rosalie.
And then there's a love triangle that we.
Didn't even know about. Yeah, and he has like a whole
family on the other side of the world, so he runs there every
night. Oh yeah, one of those people
like in Florida. Runs all the way to Australia
underwater too anyway. So the battle begins.
The important part is obviously we're not going to go through
all the violence or whatever. I.
Want to go step by step on each battle part?
But the important part is each part that ultimately Edward and
Bella realize that they've been found and Victoria figured out
that they weren't in that vicinity or whatever, so she
went to go find them and she brings Riley along with them.
There's this battle off where where Edward and Bella are being
like Riley. She's using you and he's not
listening. She found them because of
Edward's trail. Yes, and she followed.
Edward's scent should have carried.
Both of us. OK, but again, it's lazy because
it's like. Honestly, subjective, Jacob.
Yeah. It's lazy because you, like, you
give off a scent. OK, they're looking for Bella,
but motherfucker, you don't think she can smell you too?
Yeah. Come on, my guy.
Werewolves. Get them up the hill so that
won't. Matter exactly they're because
they're going to think dog you know they're not going.
To Jacob's strong enough, Bella. Edward Gun show.
Yeah, or get Zeth right on the back of that dog.
Turn them to a dog and then they can both sit on his back.
Exactly. Lazy.
Come on, we just wrote a better storyline.
Yeah. Dude put a saddle on that bitch.
Put. A.
Saddle on that bitch. Put that on a T-shirt.
So when they try to reason with Riley, he's not listening.
Ultimately, Riley gets taken out by one of the werewolves, so
it's fine. I think it's Seth that kills
him. I think it's Seth that.
Yeah, I think that's Seth's first kill.
So, like, good on you, Seth. He.
Rips his whole body, like his body apart, yeah.
Yeah, and. Glass jaw.
Edward keeps like going at Victoria until she's ready to
like take him on. She he eggs her on.
She tries to leave. Over with yeah.
She's like, oh, I'm just going to leave again.
And just like. He's like you'll never get,
you'll never get enough. You'll never get me.
See you in the next movie. It would have.
I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you
meddling kids. Meddling human, that's.
Exactly. She she was going to run away.
And get her on your. Right.
I do get it though. So Victoria and Edward have a
face off, but ultimately she he decapitates her and then sets
her ablaze. I was really mad because he
threw the whole Zippo lighter, the whole Zippo lighter right at
her to set her on fire. I was like, dude, that's like a
$40 lighter. Just light her foot on fire.
Oh, go. Also, I'm going to bring this up
one more time please. Please just imagine it for a
second. What if we did Twilight again
but we made it ATV series and it was gory as fuck.
I'm talking Walking Dead levels of gory.
Twilight could be done again and it could be really good if we
got it rated our version. Terrified.
Because think about it, they have to be ripped to pieces and
burned alive. That's all.
Fucking dark ass vampire tale if I've ever heard.
When we could expand on that? They do a good job in a PG13
movie to make it violent enough. Right, that's why I'm saying
like I'm. The way he kills her if he bites
her necks and RIP rips it off and her head falls off.
Yeah, it's pretty violent. And vampires are supposed to
have crazy sex, which is why Edward refuses to fuck.
Which is also why true. Marriage.
Yeah. True Blood.
So like, yeah. And like you could give us True
Blood, but with the Twilight. Like the way they move so
quickly. Some of those sex scenes in True
Blood is so funny because they do that I.
Haven't watched George, I've never.
Seen truth, Blood. True.
It's just True Blood, Jerry. Yeah.
OK, so you know they move quick, right?
Yeah, it's like that. There's a sex, there's multiple
sex scenes, but it's very funny because it's vampires, but
they're moving so quick. Oh, so silly.
OK, that's kind of fun. I was telling Jerry earlier, I
want to watch. I want to watch True Blood
because I want to see their. I like comparing vampire lore.
Boners as a vampire. First, exactly where is it?
There's no that's it's a good point.
I don't know. Where you pumping it from?
Buffy also also they they fuck vampires and I don't know why or
how. That's why they that's why Rene
Esme makes me so uncomfortable. Uncomfortable.
I can't wait to do Breaking Dawn.
I'm going to tear it apart. I'm not ready to talk about
imprinting like that. I'm not ready to talk about
zombie fucking dead babies. She's cute.
Nope, she's CGI monster. She's terrified.
No, she's terrified until she's casted as a real.
Actress. Fuck you.
Look at the year of that movie and look at the movies that
came. About it.
Look at the. Refocus.
We're going to refocus I. Have the.
Timeline We're going to refocus. Transformers came out in 2007.
So just as the oh, and in case you were wondering, Edward does
in fact take Victoria downtown pieces set her on fire.
I think you mentioned that he no longer has a Zippo.
So just as the battle wraps up the Volturi are about to arrive.
So Alice sends away the wolves, but not before Leah and Jacob
take out one stray. But unfortunately, Jacob gets
hurt in the process and he shatters all the bones on the
right side of his body. Yeah, and no one cares.
No one cares. No one cares.
His bones turn to dust. Yeah, he shattered his bones,
Yeah. Yeah, he'll be fine.
For real. Oh, are we playing that when
they die now? Honestly, it I don't know.
It's inconsequential. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
So he gets taken away. And don't worry, Carlisle's like
I'll be there in like 20 minutes.
Like just wait for. Me.
Wake me up. He's he's got.
Advanced healing. Why do we care it?
Doesn't. It doesn't matter.
So the Volturi show up, they
check on Bella and they're like, you're still human and remind
them about their agreement. They're like the data set it's
gonna be very soon and they're. Like, OK, bye.
And so Jane picks out a child, kills them and then they leave
the Volturi in one sentence. Also, I love that I, I, I didn't
realize this until I was like re watching it, but I was like, oh
shit. Like this is a reunion for
Kristen and Dakota Fanning because they just runaways.
Runaways in between. These two.
It's really weird that she was in this too.
And then pick a friend. Apparently they're really good
friends outside of yeah. So.
Happy movies, yeah. They actually became good
friends, which makes sense because they kind of play lovers
in The Runaway. She should Have gone.
Makes sense. She should have been Padme.
Kristen Stewart. She wouldn't have been the right
age. She would have been 9.
She. Would be like a kid.
Me and Kristen Me and Kristen Stewart are the same age so.
1999, which means they filmed in like 97.
Yeah, she could have been in Beethoven then.
So we end in the Meadow. This is where Bella tells Edward
why she wants to ultimately transition into a vampire.
This was part of the reason that I really love this book because
when you get Bellas perspective finally.
Because even though we follow her as a reader, she never
actually tells us what the fuck she's thinking.
So we. Don't.
Know no. So Bella finally reveals that
she wants to be. She wants to be a part of this
world. This is where she feels the most
like herself. She feels the strongest when
she's surrounded by them like she's supposed to be part of
their family. It's kind of like she's
describing invisible string theory without saying it.
Like she's supposed to be part. She's supposed to be here.
She was supposed to meet them. This is supposed to happen, and
it feels, it feels right to her, not just the relationship that
she's in. So that's why she wants to
ultimately change. And I think this is what changes
Edward's perspective on it. And so she decides to throw on
that engagement ring. And now the final battle has
become telling Charlie when they're going to get married,
and that's Twilight. Twilight.
Eclipse. It eclipsed.
The heart, feelings, opinions, and most importantly, we all
right. No, shouldn't have.
It's too much. Do you want me to go first?
No. OK, do you want to?
Go first. No, please.
Pusha should go last because it's upsetting.
I like the series, this one is a little slower.
Fair and and please tell me like be honest.
I what happened? I feel like I have been.
I can have my, I can have a separate opinion.
It's OK. Exactly.
Yeah, We don't have to opinion. Honest.
Are you saying honest?
Honest. Can I have some holidays?
Yes, humane. I'm going to give it a solid
real high. I know what he's going to say.
Oh wow, I thought he was going to give it a six.
OK. I I was thinking 6 and a.
Half. Do you want to give it 5?
Anything in particular? Yeah, I want to give it 5.
Bella, it was. That one last time, wasn't it?
Yeah, we use that one. We.
We've all used the fuck out of Boa Loca.
Five different bones shattered on the right side of my body.
I'm a dog. I think I've made myself pretty
clear. 1 1/2 and I'm not even going to title my rating.
I'm that disappointed. So it's a total eclipse of your
rating. Basically.
Oh, good one. Thanks.
You're going to give it a 1.5? Yeah.
Total eclipse. Not even going to quote the
movie on this one. Come on, it could have been an
hour and 45. Is it?
Is it solely just how boring it was?
Yeah, I think I'm over it. I think I, I don't know.
There's something about like the Twilight and the saga and
everything. I think I'm very much over it.
Yeah, Slow. Think I made all my points
pretty clear. Yeah, throughout the whole time
I heard you. Thanks.
I appreciate that even if no one else was listening.
I think you know Jerry heard me. Yes, I don't.
Know there's just, there's a lot about it like that's fair.
The first one is OK, The second one is like, entertaining.
I feel like this one should have been a combination of the two,
and it's not. And it drags.
It's boring, The writing's bad, acting isn't great.
You're right about the fighting scenes.
There could have been more. Yeah, like the like I said, the
last half an hour is like where I was kind of like, oh, this is
good. And then it ends and I'm like
fuck. That's fair.
I think it's fair. I'm going to give this.
I know I I'm going to give it a ridiculous rating in comparison,
but I feel like that's right because like, I really like this
movie. I'm going to give it a seven.
I know that's higher than it should be.
It's. It's whatever you want it to be.
It's. Whatever you want it to be, it
doesn't matter. It could be 7, it could be 11.
Porsche, you could have this as a 10 because you like this in
the series. I don't care.
It doesn't matter. 0 on your own movie.
I'm literally giving it A7 and if you guys look at this.
Edward proposes. I'm sorry, that was the
important part, he proposes. Like it was.
And he has to tell her to like, hey, calm your horny ass.
For real. I want to wait until you're
mine. And I'm like, oh.
My God. He should have a chastity belt
on. Honestly, kill me now.
One thing I do like about each movie is it ends in a
cliffhanger. You what?
I like the fact that they put a cliffhanger on each movie.
Yeah, I do like that too. You never.
Know that is the that is the smartest thing they've done.
No, you know where it's going to go.
It keeps you in suspense, but it's good.
Yeah, like the last one he did say, like, will you marry me?
And now it's like, oh fuck, we have to tell, tell everybody.
We have to tell. Yeah, it's a cliffhanger.
It's fine. It's.
Good. And also she's not a vampire by
the end of this movie because, like, they did graduate high
school and you thought it was going to happen right after
that. So it does keep you on the edge
of your seat of being like, wait, she's not turned yet.
Yeah. So it keeps you it.
Makes you want to keep watching it until.
Which is probably why Breaking Dog Part 1 ends with her
becoming one, but we don't get to see her being one.
Exactly. 'Cause now you're like fuck, now
I have to see her being one just.
Slightly more suspense. Yeah, Well, thank you, Portia.
Yes. Well, thanks for watching this
with me guys. I know that this wasn't
necessarily Oscar worthy pig, but I appreciate you guys
watching it with me. I had a lot of fun.
How many do we have another week before we start a 3rd 20
minutes? Yes, we start.
It now. So we can start it whenever
though. I think we should start it.
Should we start it next? Well, because we still have to
put a couple episodes out before this one comes out.
Yeah, I think the next one should.
Be would have already dropped after this one, yes.
There you go. So for 20 months should
potentially start with our next pick, OK, which would be by the
one and only Daniel. I might have to do next Friday.
We also. Have triple X in the Jingle.
Oh, that's a good one to release.
OK, excellent. We can use that as a filler if
needed. But I think, yeah, we start
let's let's start Stoner month. Stoner Month.
Sure. Pineapple Express.
You got a plethora to choose from.
I know I put you on the spot, so I don't expect you to have one.
Sequels I had Next Friday in mind just because I have been
meaning to watch it again and I think it's hilarious.
Also, Michael Blackson in that movie is just hilarious.
I'm here for. It where you are.
You wanna come in? Guantanamo Bay.
What happened? Oh yeah.
Do you want to commit? Sure, OK, sure, sure.
Next Friday we're doing next Friday.
Not that this is Friday, but it could be Friday.
Could. Be on a Friday.
Could be Friday we're. Going to be fried that day
though. We're going to definitely be
fried that day. Yeah.
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