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You laughed. 
You ruined it. 

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We've been practicing that for 
days, Jerry. 

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Welcome to the Twilight Park. 
I've lost them already. 

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Hello everyone. 
My name is Daniel. 

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Welcome back. 
Oh. 

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God, we'll get that right by the
end of the episode, I promise 

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you guys. 
You know what I am, Jerry, You 

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know. 
What? 

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And I'm Portia, welcome back. 
You know what? 

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That's the first time we've 
never done an intro. 

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Yeah, I mean, that was our intro
if you guys couldn't pick up on 

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what it was. 
We are doing a. 

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Movie. 
No, technically it's the second 

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time because one time we started
a podcast with Rufio Rufi. 

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Yeah. 
You're right, and that was hook.

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And if you haven't listen to 
Hook, go ahead and check out. 

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Yeah, we do that A. 
Lot please. 

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Sorry, was it bad that I did it 
while you were talking? 

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Not at all. 
Yeah, I want to hear that voice.

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I want that. 
I want that reverb. 

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Exactly. 
You're right. 

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That's the second time we've 
done it. 

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So it's the second time. 
I like that. 

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I think I'm going to start. 
Doing that I'm. 

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Going to start playing on more 
of the intros. 

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We're going to we're going to be
in fun. 

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You guys want us to do something
fun for the intro? 

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We'll do it, but this whole. 
Oh no, we're not asking anymore.

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Intro HANA, HANA, HANA HANA is 
what I'm calling it. 

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Won't we do Hana, Hana, Hana, 
Hana? 

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We're going to do it again. 
By the end of the episode. 

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We're going to be. 
It's going to be perfect. 

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You know why? 
But you know, Oh my God, you. 

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Know what I was going to say 
before? 

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You start put a sentence 
together. 

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We we could do that. 
For when we get to yeah, a 

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certain. 
Movie. 

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I was going to say by the end. 
Of Interstellar. 

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By the end of Breaking Dawn 2 we
will have this intro down. 

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We will have it perfectly 
pitched too, because that was 

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probably not perfectly pitched. 
No. 

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Oh, but you can edit it. 
Yeah, I can auto tune it. 

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We could be there. 
Can you really? 

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Can you sound like Travis Scott 
Strong? 

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How about I? 
Record it. 

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All of us doing it at the end. 
Just that, over and over and 

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over. 
And then I take the best cut and

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then try to make it. 
Sound. 

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Yeah, you've got two or three 
maybe takes from me. 

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That's it. 
I'll lose my voice. 

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I have no voice to speak of, so 
there's that. 

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Jerry's the only professional 
musician. 

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We could be the new as Club 7. 
S Club 3. 

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S. 
Club 3 the predecessor it could 

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be us S. 
Club Trace Club. 

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No pain like an S Club party. 
Did anybody else watch that 

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reality show or is it just is 
just me? 

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OK, I listened to the band 
though, you know, I was cool, 

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cool, cool. 
I had like 3 of their albums. 

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Wow. 
I was really into that band. 

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I'm upset that you weren't as 
into that band. 

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That was that was, that was not 
my genre of music at the time. 

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I knew of them though. 
What do you need, Jerry? 

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Use your words. 
Oh. 

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It's not streaming. 
Oh we know bro. 

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We've already set it up. 
This is a professional podcast. 

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Yes, I know that I wasn't here. 
Shanice. 

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Or Shanice Sharice. 
Or telegram. 

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No, let her go. 
Yeah. 

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Oh shit. 
I caught her stealing. 

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From the fucking community 
fridge. 

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Yeah, the cookies. 
Not the community fridge. 

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Cookie jar not your hand the 
cookie from the cookie jar 

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cheese. 
Oh, wait, I'm sorry. 

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Not me. 
Couldn't be. 

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I remember it was Shanice. 
Definitely. 

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Yeah. 
Wait, really? 

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Yeah. 
Every time I went in there, 

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there were only fucking white 
macadamia nut was never 

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anything. 
So do I, but when you only have 

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that every day and there's no 
oatmeal Raisin, now I know why. 

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Preach. 
From raisins around her desk. 

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I love an oatmeal Raisin, but 
not when it's in the presence of

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a chocolate chip cookie. 
Oh no, Raisin, oatmeal, 

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chocolate chip are perfect. 
Yeah, I'm kind of with Jerry on 

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that one. 
Yeah. 

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All three are. 
Real, but I don't want to pick 

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up a a cookie and think it's a 
chocolate chip and then I bite 

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into a Raisin. 
Oh, that's a pleasant surprise 

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for me though. 
No, I get it. 

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If I was thinking, oh, I'm in 
the mood for chocolate. 

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Yeah. 
And I get, I mean Raisin. 

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Raisinet. 
Raisinet. 

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They're chocolate cupboard. 
Boom. 

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Raisinet. 
Do that. 

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You're a chef, Jerry. 
Fucking chef up. 

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I'm off tomorrow Raisin that 
cookies. 

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Do it. 
I'll come, I'll come by. 

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I'll make some Raisin that 
cookies and perfectly cook them.

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They are, but be. 
Careful on your doorstep. 

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Thank you. 
Be careful, raisinets are sweet 

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so you have to balance the 
sugars and stuff. 

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Absolutely. 
A little salt on the top might 

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go along. 
Oh my God. 

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And with that salt we bring you.
Not putting fucking powdered. 

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Powdered table salt. 
Yeah, to the fanfare. 

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Is that the fact I like that 
it's this? 

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Week, Yeah. 
This is in horns. 

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Violins and horns and. 
I don't think we have any 

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announcements, but I do have a 
news corner. 

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Oh, you have an? 
Announcement I do real quick. 

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Do it. 
Do it. 

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Do it. 
Did you see the Oscars? 

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Wait, do you have any 
predictions? 

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And wait before you say anything
I fucking told you Sinners is 

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going to win some shit. 
So one, I I have to bow down 

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because I told you that I didn't
think he would win and he did 

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and he fucking did. 
I. 

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Even said it on there. 
So I want my props because. 

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My boy Michael B Jordan. 
Seriously, Congrats online. 

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On what he where he would go 
after. 

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Oh my gosh, I should have said 
in and out you should have. 

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Said in and out, man. 
Yeah, $5000 richer for baby. 

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Disneyland. 
Oh yeah, baby no, it's. 

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Fine. 
Honestly though, if I if I did 

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win at the Oscars, I'm for sure 
going to Disneyland afterwards. 

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I'm already in LA. 
Oh really? 

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Oh I'm I'm for sure going to 
Disneyland. 

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I'm going where no one expects 
me to go. 

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Denny's. 
I'm not saying. 

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It Denny's. 
Denny's. 

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It's got to be somewhere where 
like where would you actually? 

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Go. 
You know what? 

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You know, You know what? 
On three, you just won I. 

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Just won the Oscar for. 
Stanley Cup. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You're the next day, you're 

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going to travel to go somewhere.
Where are you? 

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Where are you going? 
But it's got to be somewhere 

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would be stupid. 
Oh no, I'm not going to tell 

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you. 
Oh, Miami party. 

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I guess that's pretty stupid in 
that clear like. 

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This and there's alligators. 
No one can touch me, the 

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alligators. 
Yes. 

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Alligator. 
Imagine beep dancing like that 

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and alligator pops out of the 
fucking club. 

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Ground out of the way, bro. 
Yeah, just fucking out of the 

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way. 
Don't. 

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Sorry, where? 
The club ground where the ground

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of the club where underneath the
club. 

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Is he saying you know the 
difference? 

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Yeah, Club. 
Do you know the? 

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Difference. 
Thank you Christ. 

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Alligator Clerb. 
Oh, that's a good name for a 

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band. 
Do you guys the alligator Clerb?

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Do you guys know the difference 
between a crocodile and an 

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alligator? 
Yes, there's something different

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with their heads and their teeth
and they are different colors, 

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Yeah. 
And one. 

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There's somewhere. 
And one there's you in a while, 

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but alligators, we'll see you. 
Oh fuck. 

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After a while, after a while, Oh
my God, you know. 

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Mama said crocodiles are mad 
because they have all them teeth

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and no. 
Toothbrush and. 

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No tooth. 
Jesus Christ, it's the. 

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So what movie are we doing? 
Forrest Gump Tooth. 

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It's there, I forget that, never
fucking mind. 

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Oh come on. 
Just. 

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Cut that. 
Is there oblongata? 

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Yeah, they're medulla oblongata.
You're wrong, Colonel Sanders. 

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He does. 
Why is he dressed like Colonel? 

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Sanders, it's just. 
Also, are they in Florida in the

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waterboy? 
Did I miss that part of the 

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movie? 
Are they in Florida? 

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They gotta be there, I. 
Think 'cause like crocodiles, 

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alligators. 
Alligators and the accents. 

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It's gotta be or or New Orleans.
I don't know if people do people

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from Florida sound like my Mama 
said, Like I don't know if. 

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People from Florida sound like. 
That sounds like Alabama. 

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Yeah, that sounds like Alabama. 
Bama. 

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Bama what? 
Kelly will be so proud. 

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We just did that at the same 
time. 

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Yeah, we've, we've been doing 
that ever since we've known each

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other. 
Yeah, dude. 

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So weird. 
Y'all want a little Porsche? 

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It's. 
Like we would, it's like we 

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would finish each other's, you 
know, sandwiches. 

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Oh. 
Fuck. 

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We would finish each other 
sandwiches also though. 

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That's true. 
In the news corners. 

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Corner go. 
It really does. 

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So in the in the vein of talking
about yet another franchise, yet

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another installment into a a 
saga, if you will, this. 

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Doesn't Saga? 
A cigar? 

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No, no, it's a saga. 
Shut up, shut up. 

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I'd like to know what are your 
favorite sagas, franchises, 

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trilogies? 
What's your favorite? 

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What's your favorite sequels? 
Terminator 2. 

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Oh shit, sequel. 
No no, not favorite sequel like 

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sequels. 
Like as a group as a whole? 

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Terminators. 
Terminators. 

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No. 
For real. 

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No. 
OK, Terminator 2 is as a sequel.

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Star Wars. 
Star Wars is up there *. 

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Wars you like 123? 
Lord of the Rings? 

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You mean 4-5 and six? 
Yeah, Lord of the Rings. 

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I'm obviously a big Twilight 
fan. 

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I'm also a big Hunger Games fan.
I feel like they're very 

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similar, but not similar at all.
They're young adult dystopian in

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a little bit. 
No young adult. 

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Kind of young adult, Yeah, it's 
all in the same vein. 

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But yeah, huge Hunger Games fan.
I'm also a big Star Wars fan. 

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What about? 
The baby. 

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Honestly. 
Oh. 

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You think about it, it gets a 
lot of hate, gets a lot of shit.

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Yeah, billions of dollars and 
they are entertaining as fuck. 

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You cannot disagree. 
What did you say? 

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The Boondock Saints. 
Boondock Saints, have you seen 

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the sequels? 
Yes. 

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Sequel do you like Oh, it's. 
Just one. 

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They never made the third. 
One OK, that still counts. 

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They're still talking about it. 
Though OK, I do like it. 

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They're still in talks of doing 
such. 

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A shame. 
I wish. 

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This is right now in the in the 
middle of doing a lot of things,

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including, like, ride. 
Yeah. 

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And also, he's still doing Daryl
Dixon, The Walking Dead. 

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Yeah, the Dick Show. 
So still stuck in France in that

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show so. 
Am I missing something? 

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I am definitely. 
Jerry's missing one. 

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I'm surprised he hasn't said it 
yet. 

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What do you need me to tell you?
Yes. 

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Franchise franchises, sagas, 
anything with many, many, many 

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sequels, whatever they may be, 
that can be TV shows. 

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Also like the. 
Matrix. 

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I like the kick ass sequels. 
Can I tell you what I want you 

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to say? 
Yes, I like the. 

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I want him to say karate. 
Kid. 

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Yeah, I. 
Like that one? 

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Too, He loves a karate. 
Because you want Cobra Kai. 

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That's part of the franchise. 
It's a huge, it's a big one, you

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know what I'm saying? 
I like. 

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That one, I guess an 
acquaintance of mine directed 

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those, yeah. 
Oh. 

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Cool met her in it though. 
Nice. 

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Really cool she did the office. 
Too. 

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It's over. 
Is it? 

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Is it over? 
Now. 

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Yeah, it's over now. 
Oh, sand and. 

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I'm hoping do you like how it 
ended? 

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Not really. 
Batman. 

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It was OK. 
Batman. 

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All of them, right? 
The ending was OK. 

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I I feel like they could have 
done more to get Hilary Swank. 

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I know that she might. 
She was pregnant at the time, I 

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believed. 
Her, they were trying to get the

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cameo. 
Yeah, all the fans. 

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The third. 
Installment. 

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We don't know anyone else that 
we don't know any. 

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They never mentioned her or said
they were going to ask her or 

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anything that I heard of. 
Yeah. 

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But I really wish that they had 
asked her or paid her enough 

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because she was the last living 
student of Miyagi. 

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She was the last one that got 
trained by Miyagi. 

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No one else got trained by him 
and they never put her into the 

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TV saga. 
And it makes me upset because 

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I'm like, if you're going to 
have all of these sequels, you 

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have to. 
Show them every. 

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Cannon they brought back like 
that's not fair. 

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They brought. 
They brought back the the 

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villain from the second movie 
that tried to kill him and he 

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and he becomes friends with 
Macchio and like staying in the 

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Dojo at his house in LA. 
Like if they become friends they

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bring back the old priests in 
everyone. 

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It's a shame when there's a like
a massive missed opportunity to,

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to bring someone back, you know,
put him into the fold somehow. 

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It would have been so easy. 
I'm not really sure why they 

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didn't. 
They could have done a flashback

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and had everyone at Miogi's 
funeral that he taught. 

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It would have been so easy. 
Yeah, even if she didn't do 

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anything else other than that, 
that would have been such a nice

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end off. 
I agree. 

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Whatever, Trevor. 
Trevor. 

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Yeah, whatever, Trevor. 
Oh. 

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Yeah, whatever's clever, Trevor.
What else do I like? 

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Oh my gosh, let me think. 
Geez I'll I had so many ideas. 

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Let me look up some popular ones
in the middle series. 

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Oh, is anyone a big fan of The 
Lord of the Rings? 

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Yeah, said that. 
No. 

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Yeah. 
Do you like The Hobbit series as

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well I. 
Don't mind it, I didn't think it

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would have to be. 
Shout out to my friend Kelly 

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who's a big fan of both. 
I don't know if it needed to be 

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3 movies, but I understand it. 
I've fallen asleep during all of

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The Lord of the Rings, so I'm 
not giving any more a try. 

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I I tried three. 
I think that's that's I. 

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Tried 1 1/2. 
What about the ultimate series? 

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Guys, 'cause honestly, this 
movie franchise spans so many 

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decades that it really needs to 
be celebrated. 

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More. 
James Bond. 

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Yeah, Oh my gosh. 
Let's. 

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Talk about like one that goes. 
Or Mission Impossible, Yeah. 

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Mission Impossible, too. 
And they All Star. 

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They All Star. 
Our, our. 

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I don't know if he's our boy, 
but Tom Cruise, Scientology's 

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boy. 
Yeah. 

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I. 
Have said. 

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Multiple times how much I 
respect his passion for the 

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craft. 
You might not like him as a 

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person and he does some crazy 
antics, but. 

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Can I tell you a secret? 
I've never seen any. 

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Of Kenny Holmes, any of what? 
Mission Impossible. 

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Are you serious? 
Not a single one. 

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None of them. 
Have you seen? 

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Oh no, I know you've seen one 
because you. 

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Bought one on our comcaster. 
TV went blank and I kept 

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clicking buttons. 
I ended up buying I think it was

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#3 3I. 
Don't mind that we just. 

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Owned it $30. 
Jesus Christ. 

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Yeah, on Comcast, we don't even 
have that shit anymore. 

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Yeah. 
It's on their platform, so they 

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just own it. 
You don't ever get to keep it. 

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It's not really yours. 
Anyway, go on James Bond or 

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Mission Impossible. 
It's. 

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An impossible that's why out 
there. 

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Yeah, I've never seen any of 
them. 

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Do you guys like any of them? 
Do you have favorites? 

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Yes, sorry, I was. 
I was. 

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I don't even know what it's 
about. 

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I don't know. 
I really. 

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Didn't watch him either. 
What? 

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I just don't remember. 
It just didn't care enough. 

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Oh. 
My God. 

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Yeah, it's a hard crowd out here
it. 

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Is impossible. 
Let me you can leave whenever 

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you want bro. 
You don't like? 

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I honestly, I just, I'd rather 
watch them. 

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I'd rather watch like the Pierce
Broslin double. 

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O7 Broslin, yeah. 
Whatever. 

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Broslin, Broslin. 
OK, it's still wrong. 

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Sorry English mate, I'm. 
Not even going to correct you. 

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I'm a. 
Normal mate. 

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Just correct me mate. 
Nope, you're going to have to 

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figure it out. 
I'm very surprised you guys 

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haven't seen them. 
They're so entertaining. 

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The only Tom Cruise, I've only 
seen two Tom Cruise movies. 

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I've seen Risky Business and 
I've seen Jerry Maguire. 

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I like both of those movies by 
the way. 

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He's good in both. 
You ever seen? 

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Magnolia. 
No, you. 

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Need to watch Magnolia? 
Is that a good one? 

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Yes, what about vanilla sky? 
I remember that came out 

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chocolate when Crouching Tiger 
Hidden Dragon came out and I 

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just remember that because I saw
Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon 

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and not Vanilla sky. 
I was younger and I didn't like 

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it because I thought the trees 
bending were stupid and they 

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would have snapped. 
It was the sickest. 

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Movie of it. 
I was like 9 when that movie. 

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Came you were watching. 
It now so when that movie. 

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Came out, huh? 
I said. 

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Why don't you try and watch it 
now? 

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You asked. 
Yeah, I should try to watch it 

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now. 
It's amazing. 

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No. 
Oh. 

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God. 
What do you guys think about 

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Spider Man? 
Any of the versions of the 

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franchise. 
I was gonna, I was just gonna 

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put superhero movie. 
Yeah, I was going to say if 

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anyone wants to bring up Marble.
Yeah, the first series of 

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spiders. 
'Cause you could say, obviously 

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that's your lawyer. 
Come on, you like the Andrew 

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Garfield one? 
Stop denying it. 

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First one was OK 'cause I like 
Emma Stone or whatever. 

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Maybe. 
Or whatever. 

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Or whenever. 
And I got in trouble. 

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For what are you doing even? 
The government emailed me and. 

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Said hey don't downloading, 
don't put. 

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That out there? 
Don't put that. 

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Dude this was like a century ago
when I went by a different name.

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00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,600
Wait, you really didn't like the
amazing spot? 

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If you subscribe to our Patreon.
If. 

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You subscribe to our Patreon and
send us $15. 

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I'll tell you what Jerry's 
secret username was. 

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Link in the bio. 
Link in bio right next to the 

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video. 
We could do that of someone 

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running. 
AND and only dance.com/get your 

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pan on. 
Yes, we could do that. 

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Maybe a time? 
Maybe a time? 

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But no, no one the amazing 
Spiderman all around. 

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Am I the only fan? 
No, I like him. 

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OK, not the new. 
I like the Tom Holland ones too.

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I don't. 
Like that one? 

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I don't mind homecoming. 
What have you got against 

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British people, dude? 
It's not about being Britain. 

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Kind of seems like it. 
It's about having that young 

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Ant. 
It's about a hot. 

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Ant that doesn't make any sense.
Yes, it does. 

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It's a different. 
Frigid and this man. 

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Loves Marissa Tomei with every 
fiber of his being. 

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I love her and he hates her in 
this one franchise. 

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No, I love. 
One franchise she's like AI love

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her so much. 
We just we just did My Cousin 

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Vinny. 
If you haven't heard that one, 

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go check it out. 
And this episode? 

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Is amazing. 
Oh, that was fun, yeah. 

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I'm not saying it. 
Don't. 

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Don't get me to say it because. 
Did you guys ever seen that at 

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the museum? 
No, I no, I want to. 

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Oh, enough. 
About the I only watched the 

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first one, the. 
Dinosaur bones came to life. 

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The dinosaur bones came to life.
Well, great, now I haven't. 

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The third one was Robin 
Williams, his last movie ever. 

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Oh fuck I. 
Got and the way he signed off on

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the movie, yeah. 
Wow. 

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Yeah, should watch it. 
Sad. 

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Saw. 
Yeah, I said that earlier, yeah.

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Big fan, big fans. 
I like that series, some of it. 

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Everyone's different. 
They're all fuck in. 

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The final destination. 
Yeah, actually. 

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A huge fan of fighting the last.
Nation, Oh my God, like. 

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I need to catch up on the last. 
Friday the 13th from Freddy. 

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Like you could bundle those all.
Together, yeah. 

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I'm like, there's so many in the
horror franchise or the horror 

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genre. 
Fuck right off with that one. 

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Which one? 
High School Musical. 

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Fuck off. 
I told you, I told you. 

426
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,080
Yeah, that's not a horror. 
We were talking about horror. 

427
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,800
But if we're talking about in 
general, yes, No Greece. 2. 

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No, OK. 
Wouldn't. 

429
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,120
No, no, no. 
Greece is not a franchise. 

430
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,240
No, we refuse. 
No, we do not acknowledge 

431
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Greece. 
Two, I think when there's two, 

432
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you can't have two. 
It's not, it's not a series, a 

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saga or a franchise. 
You got to be a. 

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You have three at least three 
all. 

435
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Right. 
No. 

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Greece 2. 
Unbelievable. 

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00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,480
Greece 3 the fuck out of here. 
Which one? 

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What do you mean they're they're
not. 

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It's not motorcycles or cars. 
It's it's spaceships. 

440
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No, they're skateboarding. 
Sex and the City has two movies 

441
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and two TV shows, so does that 
count as a franchise? 

442
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Sure. 
Yeah, I would say. 

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OK, Sex and the City. 
And we don't know how we feel 

444
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about. 
That except we don't talk about 

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Season 2 or not Season 2. 
We don't talk about the sequel. 

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What's it called? 
Sex and the City 2. 

447
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,240
Oh, the movie. 
No, yeah, we don't talk about 

448
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that. 
One What about home alone? 

449
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Home Alone, definitely a 
franchise. 

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Definitely a franchise because 
they changed. 

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I think when you change like the
general cast, that's when you're

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really like, you're really in 
it. 

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You're like, we love this idea. 
We're going to fucking run it 

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into the ground. 
But we're talking about, we're 

455
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not just naming them. 
You got to be like, you know, 

456
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your favorites. 
I'm just naming them. 

457
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,040
Yeah, don't start just you can 
name any fucking thing. 

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Godfather, this, that. 
So I do love the Godfather. 

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00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,040
Dune. 
I haven't seen Dune yet. 

460
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,320
I haven't seen that one either. 
I know, we're so bad. 

461
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,280
When it came out, it was too 
hot. 

462
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It was like the summer and I was
like, oh, what's up about sand? 

463
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,600
Oh my God, such a strange 
validation for. 

464
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,040
It all right. 
Well, with that, I think that's 

465
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,360
a wrap on Porsche's News corner.
Thank you for contributing. 

466
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,360
We appreciate your. 
For the comment. 

467
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,160
Contributions. 
Whatever. 

468
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,560
Out. 
Sign out. 

469
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,080
Peace. 
Peace. 

470
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,880
Brap. 
Shots at your faded. 

471
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:28,080
And now what you've all been 
waiting for on a bended knee, 

472
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,680
I'm sure. 
Yes, Oh my God. 

473
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,360
Yes, tonight's pick movie. 
Bro. 

474
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,400
It's my pick. 
It's my favorite installment of 

475
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,560
the Twilight series. 
Have you picked all of them? 

476
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,680
No, I picked the moon. 
No, I yeah, I refuse to pick New

477
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,840
Moon because I don't like that 
movie. 

478
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,960
Vehemently. 
And now we're here to my 

479
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:52,440
favorite Preach Eclipse. 
Thanks for the fucking sound 

480
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,640
effects. 
Initial thoughts. 

481
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,080
Yeah, I do. 
I'm getting so sick of this 

482
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:57,600
series. 
Oh. 

483
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,080
Man, I I if. 
I wore you down. 

484
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,800
You were so pumped with the 1st 
2:00 and then I feel like we got

485
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,840
to the like you. 
Know what I'd like to have see 

486
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,120
you loca? 
And then you were like, I'm out.

487
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,320
You know, You know, I think it 
is the more time that goes by 

488
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,120
and like, we watch them and like
I'll see snippets and shit on 

489
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:25,640
YouTube and Instagram, whatnot. 
They're just boring and they 

490
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:32,400
kind of drag. 
And Bella is an indecisive ass. 

491
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,040
Jacob's an asshole. 
Edward's an asshole. 

492
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,680
Word. 
The dad's nice. 

493
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,840
Alice is fucking annoying. 
I don't care what you say, she's

494
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,360
all fucking bumbling. 
Around no slander against her. 

495
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,840
No, she's all like. 
Oh, Jasper I. 

496
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,120
Just thought you're. 
Coming that bad like. 

497
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,200
Fuck off. 
Oh no. 

498
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,560
If you see everything fucking 
coming, why don't you tell me 

499
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,720
the end of the fucking movie? 
Shit. 

500
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,200
Kellen Lance, you should. 
Ask her. 

501
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,640
Carlisle's. 
Carlisle's fucking wigs get me. 

502
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,520
His. 
Wigs the contact lenses slap. 

503
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,000
Jacob needs a shirt. 
Where the fuck do they leave 

504
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000
their clothes? 
They've always got fucking 

505
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,960
clothes on after they wolf out. 
I feel as though we have a, 

506
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,800
we're, we have a lot to talk 
about, Jerry. 

507
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,960
I'm actually. 
Getting you have anything to 

508
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,360
add? 
It's on my pulse, dude. 

509
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360
I'm actually getting worked up, 
yeah. 

510
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,840
No, he's about. 
He's bleeding out the eyes now. 

511
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,720
I'm like, there's a lot and they
did come on, do you not look, I 

512
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,240
know you're a fan, right? 
I read the books. 

513
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,360
They're trash. 
Saw the movies once. 

514
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,040
Now I'm watching them again 
because I have to. 

515
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,440
And it's not even a long movie. 
It's two hours, which is fair. 

516
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,840
But like there's there's a lot 
that is just like drags and it's

517
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,040
always the same shit. 4 fucking 
movies, 5 whatever, right? 

518
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,240
She's like, oh, take it. 
I love. 

519
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,800
You so much, but I'm in love 
with that guy over here and he's

520
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,680
cold. 
And then she's like. 

521
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:05,320
Oh, but I love Jacob because 
he's all warm and you're cold 

522
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,040
and I want to be a vampire, 
Edward, I want to be a vampire. 

523
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,320
And. 
Then he's always like, I don't 

524
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,080
want that for you, Bella. 
I never wanted that for you. 

525
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,200
Well then let her go. 
Go away. 

526
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:23,720
I'm leaving. 
With that rant rant. 

527
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,480
Rant. 
Rant. 

528
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,560
That was Daniel's rant. 
Oh, we should have a Daniels 

529
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,040
rant corner. 
We definitely should. 

530
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,000
I like that. 
OK, now that I'm done, I'm done.

531
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,240
I'm done. 
Jerry, did you have a I'll? 

532
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,720
Just talk for 15 minutes. 
I'm done. 

533
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,840
I I got to go and pick up some. 
Snack packs. 

534
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,240
Do you have any initial 
thoughts? 

535
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,680
I I mean I I like the the 
teamwork between. 

536
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,320
I've made everyone nervous. 
I. 

537
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,280
I, I, I, I, I, I. 
The teamwork between the wolves 

538
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,040
and The Vamps. 
Yeah. 

539
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,920
Fucking do another one. 
Word. 

540
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,080
Also like you know what? 
I can get. 

541
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,960
I like this movie. 
You know what's good the last 

542
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,360
half an hour? 
I shouldn't have led with this 

543
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,120
one's my favorite. 
No, you should have. 

544
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,520
This is the whole point. 
The best thing about this movie 

545
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,960
is the last 30 minutes. 
Yeah, no, I I like the series. 

546
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,360
Actually. 
I think it's kind because I like

547
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,600
the idea of. 
What you're working? 

548
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,520
Out, you know, shout out to the 
Lost Boys. 

549
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,680
Well, you know what in the movie
rehash, we shall defend our 

550
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,440
points. 
Yes, Sound good? 

551
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,160
Yes. 
And don't worry, it won't take 

552
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,400
two hours. 
We won't go scene by scene even 

553
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,480
though I know that this outlet. 
Oh my God. 

554
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,760
Heavy. 
That's just because I have 

555
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,080
thoughts. 
Hit me. 

556
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,000
Let's go. 
Let's. 

557
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,680
Discuss. 
But before we get into thoughts,

558
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,000
would you all like to hear a 
little synopsis? 

559
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,840
Yes, please. 
I'm just going to get a Jelly. 

560
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,600
A gummy bear. 
It it might help our favorite 

561
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:53,480
emo Princess Bella returns with 
her love triangle close in tack.

562
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,280
Bella makes her final decision 
about her. 

563
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,640
No she doesn't. 
Victoria returns with an army 

564
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,520
and Jacob is still annoying as 
fuck. 

565
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,080
The Twilight Saga came out June 
30th, 2010. 

566
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,440
It is rated PG13 as two hours 
and 4 minutes long. 

567
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,920
It stars Kristen Stewart as 
Bella Swan, Bella Pattinson as 

568
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,280
Edward Cutler, and Taylor 
Lautner as Jacob Black. 

569
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:23,520
Directed by David Slade, written
by Melissa Rosenberg and 

570
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,920
Stephanie Meyer, produced by 
Summit Entertainment. 

571
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,160
I have a couple just quick fun 
facts and I wanted to mention 

572
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,760
them in case someone else felt 
like a need to be mentioned. 

573
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,040
But it's funny that you were 
talking about Carlisle's wigs 

574
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,200
because Kristen Stewart is 
wearing the fucking worst wig 

575
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,200
I've ever goddamn seen 
throughout this entire movie. 

576
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,240
And that is because she did the 
Runaways right before this where

577
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,560
she cut her hair into a mullet 
or like a shag to resemble Joan 

578
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,200
Jett in the Runaways, which I 
highly suggest. 

579
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,720
And at some point, I will be 
picking for the podcast, but I 

580
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,200
will do it when we've had a 
little bit of a, a layover of 

581
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,960
Kristen Stewart. 
I was watching the movie knowing

582
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,680
that trivia, and I think there's
a scene when Jacob's like 

583
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,160
walking with her. 
Oh, before they get to, I don't 

584
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,280
know where they're walking, fuck
knows they're walking. 

585
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,200
And I was looking at her hair. 
Yeah, her hairline looks real. 

586
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:20,800
You. 
Think I was. 

587
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,160
Like it's alien. 
Like pay attention to it because

588
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,520
we always like watch it in the 
background. 

589
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,840
Like watch her wig because her 
wig looks crazy. 

590
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,040
I'll pay more. 
Attention her wig looks crazy 

591
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,640
also oh what was the other I had
another fun fact Oh yes they've 

592
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,440
replaced Victoria so this is the
infamous switch from our 

593
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,560
original actress. 
I will look her up in just a 

594
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,880
second I need to figure out what
her name was but this is when 

595
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,560
she was exchanged for Bryce 
Dallas Howard. 

596
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,720
How do you guys feel about the 
Victoria change because I have a

597
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,280
lot of opinions and none of them
were positive I. 

598
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,880
Don't care about it I. 
Don't like it? 

599
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,280
That doesn't bother. 
Me, I don't like it. 

600
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,040
I don't like I like the original
1 was actually the original 

601
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,680
Victoria was more scary. 
She played it with a different 

602
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,520
kind of cadence. 
Like, you know, when you change 

603
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,480
the actor, they they bring their
own. 

604
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,160
I don't know. 
You would think they would, but 

605
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,880
it seems like she's just trying 
to pretend to be the other Vic. 

606
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,800
I don't even think she's doing 
that to be honest. 

607
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,120
I think she's literally doing 
her own take on it because she's

608
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,720
not scary. 
She doesn't have that kind of 

609
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,120
like bite that the Victoria had.
The original Victoria was played

610
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:35,040
by Rochelle Lef Lefherve. 
Apologize if I'm pronouncing 

611
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,360
that running saying that 
pronouncing that wrong, but I 

612
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:42,280
just wanted to fill that in. 
I also agree I don't think she 

613
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,920
was as menacing. 
She didn't bring the fire that I

614
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,000
thought the original Vic. 
I guess I don't feel like a 

615
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,400
threat from her. 
Yeah. 

616
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,600
No, not. 
She's not in it that much. 

617
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,920
Oh, and this is no disrespect on
Bryce Dallas Howard. 

618
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,840
I've watched her many other 
things that I've liked her. 

619
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,520
I like her in the hell I 
wouldn't have picked up. 

620
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,360
I don't mind her in Jurassic 
Park World and she's good in her

621
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,880
episode of the of Black Mirror. 
So a ton of other things I've 

622
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,280
seen her in totally fine. 
She's the one running in heels 

623
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,840
in Jurassic World. 
Yes. 

624
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,240
I guess I just wouldn't have 
picked her for it. 

625
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,640
But I mean, who else would you 
have gotten? 

626
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,760
I don't know. 
It was the mayor. 

627
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,440
January Jones. 
I don't know, I'm just naming 

628
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,360
redheads fucking Emma Stone. 
No. 

629
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,600
No, Emma Stone would've looked 
crazy. 

630
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,320
This Yeah, I. 
Wouldn't. 

631
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320
I can't actually. 
Can't. 

632
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,400
I actually can't picture Emma 
Stone play Victoria. 

633
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,920
That's actually so funny that. 
'D be really weird. 

634
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,280
Yeah. 
She'd be like more friends. 

635
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,880
I'm like more frazzled Sex in 
the City. 

636
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,560
And then she'd. 
Have like a dance break for no 

637
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,080
reason. 
Yeah, Miranda from Sex in the 

638
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:44,840
City. 
No. 

639
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,760
Bro Cynthia Nixon just like out 
here I guess. 

640
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,320
Can I get carrots up while 
you're at it? 

641
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:55,200
All right, well, without further
ado, let's just jump on right 

642
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,960
in. 
So first of all, I do want to 

643
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,680
mention right off the top, our 
opening sequence is we're not 

644
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,320
with our normal peeps. 
We're at with this rando person 

645
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,800
in the middle of Seattle. 
This is a college kid leaving a 

646
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,640
bar, or so it seems, and he's 
attacked by something. 

647
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,720
More on that later. 
More on that at 10, you know. 

648
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,800
Reported 10. 
We're back in Porsche's News 

649
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,440
Corner. 
Thought. 

650
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,920
So. 
So if you'll remember, on the 

651
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,720
last movie at the tail end of 
New Moon, Edward leaves us with 

652
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,760
a question he asked Bella. 
Will you marry me? 

653
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,240
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 
So we are left on a cliffhanger 

654
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,520
and we don't pick up exactly 
where we start. 

655
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:43,200
So we assume that they've been 
having this conversation for a 

656
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,640
time. 
However, however much time 

657
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,880
passes between New Moon and 
Eclipse since they graduate. 

658
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,960
Yeah. 
And like, since they graduate, 

659
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,720
I'm gonna assume it's like a 
year or like 6 months or 

660
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,800
something. 
So she just didn't. 

661
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,000
Answer until she just said 
nothing. 

662
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,840
At the end of this. 
Movie. 

663
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,640
I think it's a little more clear
in the books because I think 

664
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,840
that they clearly go through the
school year. 

665
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,240
So we like leave them during the
summer, but then we connect back

666
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,240
in the fall 'cause we're always 
following the school year. 

667
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,800
OK. 
So I, I think that's how it 

668
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,040
works. 
And just in a movie, it feels a 

669
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,560
little bit faster. 
So they have to move though, 

670
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,320
right? 
I don't know. 

671
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,840
Let's, let's, can we just like 
talk about? 

672
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,080
That. 
Well, eventually, yeah. 

673
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,760
So like he. 
Can. 

674
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,320
Oh yeah. 
If he didn't, if he didn't meet 

675
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,400
Bella, what would be their 
normal routine? 

676
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,880
They move. 
Somewhere else and do the. 

677
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,760
Same thing for the next 4 years 
right? 

678
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,720
Like another. 
City. 

679
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,000
Town. 
Well, hang on. 

680
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,480
They come to Eugene next. 
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang 

681
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,000
on. 
Which would be a town close to 

682
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,880
Seattle, which we've never been 
to. 

683
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,080
True that. 
There's something in the first 

684
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,560
movie that Carlisle says that 
now is making me. 

685
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,400
Paul Isle. 
Making me question it a. 

686
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,200
Bit well, I know they say they 
matriculate a lot, which is why 

687
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,800
I'm like, they got to start 
over, right? 

688
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,600
And they just have to constantly
be to. 

689
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,080
Names someone, Carlisle says 
something like, oh, our Pat says

690
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,760
to Bella. 
People are starting. 

691
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,520
People are starting to notice 
that Carlisle isn't aging so 

692
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,240
obviously. 
I think. 

693
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,360
I think. 
He's been there longer than the 

694
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,240
kids because they can't be in 
high school for, you know, they 

695
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,920
can't repeat high school. 
No. 

696
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,080
I guess they could, but so I'm 
guessing Carla was probably 

697
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,240
there for a while before like. 
Like scouting or something. 

698
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,080
Adopted all of them. 
No, I just think they were some.

699
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,480
No, I think they were somewhere 
else. 

700
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,840
Yeah, they were just somewhere. 
Else I think he probably like 

701
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,120
goes ahead. 
They're. 

702
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,800
Finishing they finished high 
school for four years. 

703
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,960
He works in a place for four 
years but doesn't like seem to 

704
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,880
age or whatever, you know? 
It's got to start at a place 

705
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,680
where he can get a job as a 
doctor. 

706
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,360
Avi that yeah, that can support 
all of them, right? 

707
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,800
Well they don't need the money 
if you're fuck if you're a 

708
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,120
vampire. 
This has been said no. 

709
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,240
If you're a vampire and you're 
not rich. 

710
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,160
Fault multi fucking billionaire.
Yeah, you're doing it wrong. 

711
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,080
You should walk into the sun. 
Like what do you mean just go 

712
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,880
rob a bank? 
No, like, you've been around 

713
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,440
that long. 
Don't you think by 100 years 

714
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,120
we'd be like, I figured out 
finances, Yeah. 

715
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,800
I. 
Figured out how to make. 

716
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,400
I have. 
I have figured out the stock 

717
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,760
market at this point. 
Seriously, you know what I mean?

718
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,160
I'm stopping. 
A savings thing out and never 

719
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,080
shut it. 
Yes. 

720
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,720
And it's just in the family's. 
Name. 

721
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,600
That's the laziest thing you 
could do, Yeah. 

722
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,360
But yes, I am also thinking 
about criminal activity because 

723
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,160
you're a fucking vampire. 
Yeah, why not? 

724
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,640
True. 
You're already a vampire. 

725
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,320
What are you going to do to me? 
Can't kill me. 

726
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,080
What are you going to do to me? 
Vamp out. 

727
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,480
Yeah, what are you? 
Going to do bro I've got fucking

728
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,120
teeth and I. 
Can run about 1,000,000 miles an

729
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,720
hour. 
Exactly, I'm a vampire bro. 

730
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,280
So we leave this conversation in
the Meadow, which, by the way, I

731
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,640
love. 
I love this Meadow. 

732
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,360
I'm I'm debating Daniel okay, 
like scale of 1 to 10 be so for 

733
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,480
real with me be so for real with
me. 

734
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,560
I will hands scout Lana. 
Would it be ridiculous for Jerry

735
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,600
and I to recreate a Meadow 
photo? 

736
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,320
No, not at all. 
Because we already, we're in the

737
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,120
right state, you know what I 
mean? 

738
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,240
We might as well do it. 
We're here. 

739
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,680
Feels like right up your alley 
for what you would do for like a

740
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,600
it. 
Feels like, come on, like 

741
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,880
engagement. 
Wedding thing. 

742
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,520
Yeah, like a wedding. 
Come. 

743
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,080
On, come on. 
The other thing I will say is 

744
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,040
you could be a little different 
because it feels like everyone 

745
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,400
does do that, yes, but hear me 
out. 

746
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,560
I have lots of ideas, too many 
ideas and I need to narrow them 

747
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,880
down. 
I do think you should do it if 

748
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,000
you use it. 
Well, no, Even if you don't use 

749
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,320
it, I think you should have that
picture. 

750
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,840
That's what I'm going to try. 
That's what I'm trying to. 

751
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,920
Say I'm into that. 
Thank you. 

752
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,000
If you don't send it because 
that seems to be what everyone 

753
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,440
does. 
I think you guys should do that.

754
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,080
Go to the Tulip festival or 
something. 

755
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,680
Take a picture in. 
There, he's giving me too much 

756
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,280
free rein. 
He's just like, I'll do whatever

757
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,680
you want to do, just tell me 
where to be. 

758
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,080
Try and be helpful. 
I did. 

759
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,840
I tell you, I want to dress. 
You can dress up as the 

760
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:43,440
Predator, you know, I'll dress 
up as like something else from 

761
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:49,200
the Predator. 
We've clearly seen the predator.

762
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200
Can't you tell? 
Weaver and you be the predator. 

763
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,520
It's kind of like alien 
Predator. 

764
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,120
It's like Courtney Weaver, you 
be the predator. 

765
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,280
And her name's Lieutenant 
Ripley. 

766
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,360
Ellen Ripley. 
Oh shit. 

767
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,880
Ripley. 
Ellen Ripley. 

768
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:07,440
Yeah, Can you believe it or not?
Surprise to absolutely no 1C is 

769
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,920
still mad at Edward because, you
know, for the second time in a 

770
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,120
row, his daughter just fucking 
she disappeared. 

771
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,719
She just fucking took a plane 
and dipped a bit. 

772
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,880
Like Sue you dad, I got more 
important things to do like my 

773
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,960
boyfriend. 
There's. 

774
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:27,280
Bongo, there's so much like. 
CC gets the shit kicked out of 

775
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,760
him this whole series and I feel
bad for Charlie. 

776
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,239
I want to make Charlie feel 
better. 

777
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:36,280
Also Charlie so fucking hot. 
Holy shit I wasn't paying 

778
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,920
attention when I was 17. 
Let's get it, Charlie. 

779
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,800
Like, she said. 
Every time I'd be like he'd take

780
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,639
his shirt off. 
The girls would scream by the 

781
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,159
way, to Jacob. 
All focused on fucking every 

782
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,400
time, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

783
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,840
Or even, like Edward, like, 
looked at the cameras 

784
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,239
seductively and he would be 
like, the one that you're like, 

785
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,480
shut up, like. 
The one in the truck with Jerry 

786
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,680
and I just made fun of when he's
like this, like Porsche already.

787
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,320
Yeah, when he's in the car. 
He's James Deaning it. 

788
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,400
Yeah, it's not hot. 
Yeah, he looks like Quasimodo, 

789
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,240
that hunch on his back. 
Yeah, yeah. 

790
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,160
That was harsh. 
Charlie's still mad at Edward, 

791
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:20,600
but he agrees to lift Bella's 
once again punishment in the 

792
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,640
effort that she tries to hang 
out with Jacob. 

793
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,800
More on that later. 
So Edward. 

794
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,240
But Edward thinks it's too 
dangerous. 

795
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,880
We can't break the Tata you. 
Don't wanna get on the four of 

796
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,480
five, Stuart. 
Also important to note, Edward 

797
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,040
later drops off Bella with 
Charlie and he mentions how his 

798
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:47,480
parents bought her a flight to 
Florida so that she could go and

799
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,720
visit her mom. 
OK. 

800
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,240
I want to touch on that because 
it's so fucking obvious. 

801
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:57,040
The very like it might be the 
last time you can see her before

802
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,880
graduation. 
Yeah, I was like, if I was 

803
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,480
Charlie, I'd be like, why isn't 
your detective Adam? 

804
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,640
You're a police officer. 
You're the sheriff, Sir. 

805
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880
Hello. 
Sir. 

806
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,520
You should know that that that 
was. 

807
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,960
Excuse me, ma'am. 
Ma'am. 

808
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,720
And be like, what do you mean is
gonna be the last time? 

809
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,760
Yeah, what is? 
She's fucking. 

810
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,280
She's fucking 18. 
Yeah, Why are you saying it in 

811
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,000
such an ominous way the last 
time before graduation? 

812
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
What does that mean, Edward? 
Huh. 

813
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,480
What does that? 
Mean what's happening after 

814
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,720
graduation. 
You pale skin motherfucker. 

815
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,440
You gonna murderer? 
You're gonna rape her. 

816
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,760
You're gonna murderer. 
What are you doing? 

817
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,000
Yeah, where are you dumping her 
bro are. 

818
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,480
You a sex trafficker? 
What the fuck are you doing? 

819
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,320
I listen to a lot of true 
crimes. 

820
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,520
I know you really should stop 
because you're combining them 

821
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,200
and yeah, yeah, Gorno I. 
Got to chill. 

822
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,080
Gorno, yeah. 
I just it, it's, I get it in a 

823
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:47,720
way, but to me it's like poor 
lazy writing or or like acting, 

824
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,560
whatever. 
Where however you describe that 

825
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,320
scene, it happens a lot and I 
just feel it's so stupidly 

826
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,480
obvious that it it bombs me out 
and stuff like that in this 

827
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,240
movie. 
Hasn't it, in that movie with 

828
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,480
four Christmases, kind of the 
similar thing where they're like

829
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,720
getting their tickets and then 
the flights are big and then the

830
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,840
people come in with cameras and 
catch you? 

831
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,320
Yeah, it's. 
Kind of like similar to that. 

832
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,520
It's just so forced. 
Yeah, forced. 

833
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,040
OK, Obviously this is going to 
out them and their chaos, and 

834
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,720
their family just happens to be 
watching that news channel at 

835
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,560
that time and saw that 
broadcast. 

836
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:26,480
Like shut up. 
But also, yeah, it feels very 

837
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,880
forced. 
I also want to add on that the 

838
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,600
fact that she adds on that 
Edward there, there's a 

839
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,920
companion pass indicating that 
Edward is also gonna go along on

840
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,800
this vacation. 
And like, looking back, OK, as a

841
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,880
kid, I was like romantic as 
fuck. 

842
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,000
We're taking a vacation. 
I don't care if we're going to 

843
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,480
my mom's house, like we're 
taking a vacation together. 

844
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,080
But like as an adult, I'm like 
this is that's that's are you? 

845
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,400
What's the word? 
Like you're codependent on this 

846
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,720
boy, Like this kid, their 
relationship, as far as I know, 

847
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:04,920
is a fellow teenager and y'all 
are a little you're a little too

848
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,880
codependent with each other. 
You have to spend time apart 

849
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,960
your kids. 
Their relationship has always 

850
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,440
been. 
Strange. 

851
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,200
But now I feel like I feel like 
someone's grandma, like OK, it's

852
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,880
time to go back to the nursing 
home, Portia. 

853
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,000
Like I feel like a grandma 
saying that but it is weird 

854
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,080
right? 
And like it is outside looking 

855
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,720
in. 
And that's why it's, that's why 

856
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
it's frustrating. 
That's why it's frustrating. 

857
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,440
It's why it's aggravating to me 
to watch, because it it does, it

858
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,120
doesn't make sense. 
As as like looking if you were 

859
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,200
the adult in the situation. 
Yeah, but I have like, why are 

860
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,680
you so dense? 
I think it's also because we 

861
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,040
have the benefit of seeing 
everything that's on the other 

862
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,840
side. 
So it's like, yeah, she goes 

863
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,080
home from these dates and it 
looks like she's not with 

864
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,240
Edward, but he's in her house 
every night. 

865
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,240
Yeah. 
He's always. 

866
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,000
He lives. 
He basically lives and sleeps 

867
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,480
with Bella. 
And for this movie, I. 

868
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,280
Get it? 
Because a lot. 

869
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,480
That's like a lot, right? 
And he's a lot. 

870
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,360
But I mean, for this movie, you 
understand it because of the 

871
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,120
threat from Victoria and the 
Volturi. 

872
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,040
Kind of like being like in like 
blinds eye. 

873
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,760
Yeah, but normally. 
She has to be protected. 

874
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,840
Yeah, but like. 
But also. 

875
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,080
Come on, my got me. 
It's a little. 

876
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,960
Weird. 
I, I just wanted, I just want 

877
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,560
people to know, like, regardless
of how much I love this movie, 

878
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,000
like I can't take a step out and
be like, yeah, it's weird, but 

879
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,680
it's also fiction, so it's fine.
Yeah, I'm just allowed to say 

880
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,200
that it's, it's like 
aggravating. 

881
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,360
It's a lot of I don't aspire to 
this like your boyfriend 

882
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,960
shouldn't be acting like this. 
I would be like red flag like 

883
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,320
he's too. 
He's too on on top of you. 

884
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,160
You need your own space. 
He's clean. 

885
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,480
So while Bella shares some 
quality time with her mom, we 

886
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,240
see the Cullens have a full on 
chase with Victoria. 

887
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:47,200
So Victoria is back in the 
picture, but it's actually not 

888
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,720
going to be until Bella reveals 
her secret plan later that 

889
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:54,560
everyone figures it out. 
And these vampires are hundreds 

890
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,840
of thousands of years old. 
Are you kidding? 

891
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,680
Why is Bella the one that 
figures out that? 

892
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,400
At some, like they eventually 
get to the point where they, 

893
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,560
yeah, like they figure out 
Victor or like Bella wakes up 

894
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,760
and she's like, it's Victoria's 
army and she's hiding behind 

895
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,440
Riley. 
Why does it take her? 

896
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:12,760
Why? 
Can't. 

897
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,600
I'm 30, I figured that shit out.
You're 100 and you didn't figure

898
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,680
that shit? 
Out it's it's it's again 

899
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,520
frustrating that Alice of all 
people can't figure it out. 

900
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,240
And I know yeah, yeah, yeah. 
He's they're like hiding behind 

901
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:29,480
the she knows how to blah, blah,
blah get around Victoria, Alice.

902
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:34,800
But I just feel it's thin. 
They would have figured like you

903
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,040
don't just have a newborn army 
for no reason. 

904
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,960
They obviously know Victoria's 
still out there. 

905
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,720
They never got rid of her. 
You have to kind of put two and 

906
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,520
two together and just think that
it's always going to be Victoria

907
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,080
or the Volturi. 
But they don't really have a 

908
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,920
reason because they came up with
a deal so you has to so ago. 

909
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,760
And the Volturi wouldn't do 
anything this public. 

910
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,600
They're being real public in 
Seattle. 

911
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,720
Secret Society of vampires. 
Yeah. 

912
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,280
Like they wouldn't, they would 
be far more strategic if it was 

913
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,400
the Volturi like. 
You're you're. 

914
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,080
Covert. 
They would be covert. 

915
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,880
Exactly. 
This is not covert you. 

916
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,920
Wouldn't even know it was 
happening until they were on 

917
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,280
your doorstep. 
This is until you felt them 

918
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,200
coming near you. 
You know it would have been. 

919
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,400
But then Alice would have. 
But Alice would have seen that 

920
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,960
plan. 
But Alice would have seen that 

921
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,800
at some point. 
But that's also why they keep 

922
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,320
Arrow in a separate place, like 
he stays back in Italy, because 

923
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,040
they know that she's watching 
him. 

924
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,920
Yeah. 
So they were kind of thinking 

925
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,640
around Alice. 
Yeah. 

926
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,680
True, because she couldn't, she 
can't watch. 

927
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,320
I think she can only watch so 
many people at a time. 

928
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,720
At least that's the impression 
that I get. 

929
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,760
I forgot how her. 
Power. 

930
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,640
Because, like, think about it. 
Like I always thought it was 

931
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,720
like when there's a. 
So, so Alice sees the future or 

932
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:49,200
she can see your next decision. 
But if you change your mind, 

933
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,680
you're you change your mind 
because free will is free will, 

934
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,800
which is actually a good caveat 
to seeing the future. 

935
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,240
I actually really like that 
future. 

936
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,000
But because of that, I assume 
that Alice can't see the future 

937
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,880
for everyone all the time. 
She's got to pick a focus and 

938
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,320
then focus on it. 
So I assume from that from the 

939
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,160
moment Bella's life was 
threatened in the last movie, 

940
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,360
she is focused on Auro and 
following him and seeing what 

941
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,640
the Volturi is up to I would say
but she can't necessarily follow

942
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,280
the entire. 
I would say she wouldn't, she 

943
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,840
would follow more Bella and that
anything that would threaten 

944
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,240
Bella would be what she would 
see. 

945
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,640
True. 
Which is probably why she can't 

946
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,880
see. 
Victoria. 

947
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,480
Yeah, maybe that's why she comes
to the house a lot. 

948
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,040
And then it gets to know Bella. 
I guess I'm as dad. 

949
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,640
I guess I'm giving her the 
benefit of. 

950
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,760
The doubt. 
I like Alice. 

951
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah, that is a thing that's 
more common in the books because

952
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,840
there's I think there's more 
instances between Alice and 

953
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,240
Charlie in the books. 
And so they really develop like 

954
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,200
a friendship. 
It's not weird or anything that 

955
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,760
he just he's like, I like her. 
She's she's good. 

956
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,840
Yeah. 
Like she. 

957
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Kind of remember that. 
Yeah, she's just good. 

958
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:02,000
And so it would make sense if he
was, if she was kind of doing 

959
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,880
that in order to watch Bella 
more closely or learn more Bella

960
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,160
about Bella. 
Because that's The thing is 

961
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,520
Bella is still the shield. 
Like Alice can see kind of what 

962
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,800
she's doing, but I don't think 
she sees as full of a picture 

963
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,560
because she's got this natural 
shield thing. 

964
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,920
Like if you it's, it's been a 
lot of years. 

965
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,280
I think we can reveal that like 
eventually Bella's gonna have a 

966
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,920
power and it has to do with 
shielding. 

967
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,080
So I imagine that works. 
The clues were there from the 

968
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,760
beginning. 
Yeah, I'm like, if it works with

969
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,480
Edward, now it has to work with 
Alice too, yeah. 

970
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,760
Yeah, that's why she can't read 
what's going to happen with 

971
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,200
Bella. 
Yeah, just about what people are

972
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,960
going to do to Bella. 
But it doesn't, it does bring up

973
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,800
a lot of questions of like, why 
everyone isn't smarter than 

974
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Bella? 
Like everyone asks like acts 

975
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,280
like it's their first day being 
a vampire. 

976
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,280
And I'm like, aren't you? 
Shouldn't you know better? 

977
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,040
You've been around. 
You know, that's all I'm saying.

978
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,960
So we finally see Jake shows up.
So I'm calling him Jake from 

979
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,960
Bella's perspective, 'cause I 
realized she only calls him 

980
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,240
Jake. 
Everyone else calls him Jacob. 

981
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,600
So I half wrote this in Jake and
half wrote it in Jacob. 

982
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,760
So I'm going to go back and 
forth. 

983
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,840
So Jake finally shows up. 
He wasn't returning any of 

984
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,280
Bella's calls, but eventually he
does. 

985
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,120
She shows back up and the whole 
his whole werewolves, like they,

986
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,080
they, they show him what's up. 
They're like, Oh my God, will 

987
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,400
Bella call? 
Oh my God, Should I call Bella? 

988
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,040
Should I call Bella anything? 
I wish Bella would call. 

989
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:37,920
I wish Bella would call. 
All the boys are now part of the

990
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,120
wolf clan, including two more 
new ones that we didn't know 

991
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,560
before. 
That would be Leah and Seth, who

992
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,200
are brothers. 
They were the Clearwater, Harry 

993
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,680
Clearwater who died in the last 
movie. 

994
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,320
They were his kids. 
So both of his kids. 

995
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,840
Yes, and Leah is the first 
official girl werewolf. 

996
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,920
And where is her back story? 
Where are her books? 

997
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,040
Yeah. 
Give me that. 

998
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,160
I was thinking about that all 
day long today. 

999
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,720
I was like, wait a minute. 
Yeah. 

1000
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,800
I'm like, where is Leah 
perspective. 

1001
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,240
I want Leah been through a lot. 
So first of all, she's part of I

1002
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,240
I just have to. 
I have to make this very known. 

1003
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,920
So Leah's part of Sam's Wolf 
Pack. 

1004
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:29,120
Sam is her ex-boyfriend and they
broke up because he imprinted on

1005
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,480
some other bitch. 
I need her lore. 

1006
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,720
I need lore. 
Leah's lore. 

1007
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,800
Stephanie Meyer, are you 
listening? 

1008
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,040
I need it. 
Write it. 

1009
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,880
Give it to me. 
I think that. 

1010
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,920
I think I thought there was more
in the book actually, but. 

1011
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,280
I need the. 
I don't need it. 

1012
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,920
We will explain more about 
imprinting later. 

1013
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,520
Yes. 
Or maybe not. 

1014
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,880
Or not. 
Or not, you know, whatever you 

1015
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,840
decide. 
But yeah, Jacob is back. 

1016
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:00,280
We see that there's more 
werewolves added to the pack, 

1017
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,920
even a girl, which is the first 
time ever. 

1018
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,720
They do not make as big a deal 
about this in the movies as it 

1019
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,040
is in the book. 
It's a really big deal and no 

1020
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,240
one knows why. 
She is the only girl that's 

1021
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,560
changed. 
So that means there's other 

1022
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,440
girls on the reservation, just 
she's the only one that has. 

1023
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,080
And again, that's why I need the
lure. 

1024
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,960
Let's see. 
So the reason Bella ends up 

1025
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,960
hanging out with Jacob is that 
Jacob actually showed up at 

1026
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,920
their school in Forks and he was
like, oh, did you know that 

1027
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,120
while you were in Florida, your 
little boyfriend and his family 

1028
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:44,120
were fighting off Victoria and 
Emmett and Paul got in a super 

1029
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,440
big fight and she's like, what 
the fuck, Edward? 

1030
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:53,400
We'll talk about this later. 
So anyway, during the scene 

1031
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:57,440
Jacob just reveals that what 
imprinting is. 

1032
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:03,080
So imprinting is the act where a
werewolf mates with a with 

1033
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,840
someone. 
And apparently what happens in 

1034
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:11,520
this imprinting process is they 
just become completely tied and 

1035
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,880
infatuated with this other soul.
They will go to the ends of the 

1036
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,840
earth to keep them protected 
and. 

1037
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,520
Which makes the ending so much 
more creepy. 

1038
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,480
Yeah, it's like a it's once you 
feel it, you can't, you can't, 

1039
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,200
you can't do anything you. 
Can't love anyone you're. 

1040
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,760
Bound. 
You're bound. 

1041
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,280
Yeah, you're a slave. 
To this. 

1042
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,880
Other. 
Different what? 

1043
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:40,400
Being not a slave, a love, slave
love. 

1044
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,000
Tide. 
Love Tide? 

1045
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,120
Yeah, this person's like 
basically a personal bodyguard 

1046
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,880
forever. 
If nothing else. 

1047
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,320
Well, not by choice. 
It's your partner forever. 

1048
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,720
They don't explain what the 
other person feels, just how the

1049
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,560
werewolf feels so like. 
Ducks have partners like life 

1050
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,280
partners. 
Is it? 

1051
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,520
Like Penguins, bro. 
Penguins. 

1052
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:05,600
Oh, ducks do too. 
OK, I'm not a fucking duck 

1053
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,920
expert, right? 
Well, yeah, I got my duck ology 

1054
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,280
degree. 
Technology. 

1055
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,680
As a duckology mate, the. 
Ducks College. 

1056
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,400
But my problem is like they 
don't explain like what what 

1057
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,080
about the other person? 
What if they don't? 

1058
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,280
What if they what if I don't 
imprint? 

1059
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,800
Like I'm not the werewolf, but 
like, what if I'm like no. 

1060
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,600
Isn't it one way? 
I think it's like once he does 

1061
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,360
it like they get a like a tingle
in their body and they're like 

1062
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,640
me too. 
Like spider sense? 

1063
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,360
I assume, yeah. 
I think the movie wants you to 

1064
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,800
think that both partners are 
going to feel the exact same 

1065
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,880
way, whether what is a werewolf 
and what is. 

1066
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,280
AI think it's more like an 
arranged marriage. 

1067
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,080
It's an. 
Arranged marriage that you're 

1068
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,800
just like, hey, you got chosen 
and you're like, fuck. 

1069
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,120
Damn it. 
Damn it. 

1070
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,760
Yeah. 
So he describes, he describes 

1071
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,160
this feeling. 
And Bella, of course asked, have

1072
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,400
you ever, have you imprinted on 
anyone? 

1073
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,920
And he's like, you would know if
I have more on that later, 

1074
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,600
unfortunately. 
Stop it, Jerry. 

1075
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:13,000
Oh, and also, Bella and Jacob do
leave on better terms because 

1076
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,120
she's like, yeah, so I'm like, 
basically gonna be a vampire 

1077
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,680
after graduation and. 
He's like. 

1078
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,000
What, You're gonna be dead? 
And she's like, yeah, you 

1079
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,400
already knew this. 
The accent is killing me. 

1080
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,160
And so he's like a real piss off
drop. 

1081
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:33,400
Dead guard guys. 
We catch up with Riley. 

1082
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,160
That's the college kid from the 
beginning. 

1083
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,000
We also saw Charlie talking to 
his parents again. 

1084
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,680
Charlie, to reinforce, is the 
Sheriff of Forks. 

1085
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,520
Right. 
Yes. 

1086
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,000
He's the sheriff. 
He's a sheriff of Forks. 

1087
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,040
So his parents came by just to 
say like, hey, can you put up 

1088
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,120
these wanted, you know these? 
Oh, he's. 

1089
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,080
Been missing for a year. 
But these missing sides. 

1090
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,040
I didn't. 
Even realize that until I said 

1091
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,360
that. 
Yeah, so Victoria has been 

1092
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,160
building this army for a year, 
and why isn't it bigger? 

1093
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,560
For real? 
Well, because they keep fucking 

1094
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,720
each other up. 
Oh, that makes sense. 

1095
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:05,920
Because there's no one's 
controlling. 

1096
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,000
Them. 
No, that's fair. 

1097
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,680
And no, never mind. 
OK, that's someone else. 

1098
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,680
So Riley is back and he's 
scoping things out at Bella's 

1099
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:22,080
house, and when Bella gets home,
Edward also shortly thereafter 

1100
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,280
arrives at her house and he 
sniffs out that there has been 

1101
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,400
another vampire in the midst. 
Someone's been here. 

1102
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,920
So now the Collins have to 
realize that they have to work 

1103
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:38,040
together with the werewolves in 
order to keep Charlie and Bella 

1104
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,080
safe. 
I'll tell. 

1105
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:44,640
You what I did like. 
I have to pee so. 

1106
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,080
Bad she has to pee. 
Peeing. 

1107
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,040
Peeing. 
Peeing on the flow, peeing on 

1108
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,000
the phone. 
Sorry. 

1109
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,640
I should just get us all bed 
pans. 

1110
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,720
Apparently this guy's fucking 
Banksy. 

1111
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,200
This is the real Banksy, 
apparently. 

1112
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,360
I mean, that's what people are 
saying. 

1113
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,080
Fuck, I believe it. 
But he was. 

1114
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,040
Caught. 
Maybe I do. 

1115
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,120
Was he? 
Caught years ago and they 

1116
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,400
thought it was him before. 
He's all. 

1117
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,280
He's always been in the news. 
Admitted that he has learning 

1118
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,720
disabilities, dyslexia. 
Oh, did you hear him talk about 

1119
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,520
this? 
Which one is this? 

1120
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,360
Oh yeah? 
But then he looked at the. 

1121
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,000
Audience said said smarter than.
You or something he doesn't 

1122
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,360
have. 
People that are stupid to be 

1123
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,600
president the. 
President of the United States. 

1124
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,280
Gammon. 
Newscom. 

1125
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,720
Newscom. 
He doesn't on purpose. 

1126
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,600
Oh my God, he's such a fucking. 
I have it right here. 

1127
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,600
Listen. 
He's such a moron. 

1128
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,080
This one, that's what he's 
talking about. 

1129
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,600
I think Cuba or something. 
I like her. 

1130
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,280
A lot. 
But isn't this you though? 

1131
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,920
Yeah, isn't that funny? 
Yeah, learning disability. 

1132
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,120
You can't say shit like that. 
Oh. 

1133
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:21,320
This one, look, Oh yeah, it's 
not the one. 

1134
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:28,080
It's the one where he's like, 
I'm going to take Cuba, he said.

1135
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,720
I can do whatever I want or 
something. 

1136
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,280
I just. 
Got excited all over again 

1137
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,360
because I realized it's very 
nice to talk about everybody's 

1138
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,640
backstreet. 
That's literally actually, I 

1139
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,840
don't know if you want to, I 
don't know if you want to kind 

1140
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,480
of, that's what I was just about
to talk about. 

1141
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:49,680
So I like the flashbacks. 
I like the flashbacks because 

1142
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,040
you get to know more about the 
characters finally after three 

1143
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,560
movies, right? 
Which is fine. 

1144
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,680
The only thing I didn't like is 
each one of their stories is so 

1145
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,840
sad that you makes you feel like
Bella's a bit of an asshole for 

1146
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,760
asking them about it and then 
telling the story. 

1147
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,760
Yeah. 
And that's the only bit where I 

1148
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,040
was like, like, you kind of 
ruined it. 

1149
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,000
Yeah, if we'd have found out 
organically somehow. 

1150
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,600
That would have been better. 
It would have felt like OK to 

1151
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,800
watch, but because we're 
watching it as a viewer, we're 

1152
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,800
like, fuck Bella, Bella, you're 
a bit of a Dick like Jasper I 

1153
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,760
was. 
All these people, all these 

1154
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,760
people were. 
Saved. 

1155
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,040
What's her name? 
Rebecca. 

1156
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,800
Rosalie. 
Rosalie was raped. 

1157
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,760
Yeah. 
The only one we don't see is 

1158
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,920
Alice Carlisle Edwards. 
Alice. 

1159
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,640
'S is where she was in an 
asylum. 

1160
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,360
Oh, that's right. 
Yeah. 

1161
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,320
Well, there you go. 
But. 

1162
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,120
That's why I think that's why 
they didn't show it, because it 

1163
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,920
was like too. 
Dark are we starting right now? 

1164
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,120
No, we got to clap it. 
Do you want me to pick up from 

1165
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,160
there? 
Let me pick up where I left off 

1166
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,720
because we might have to. 
We got to work up together. 

1167
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,760
I saw I, I said I like, you 
know, I, I will say what I do 

1168
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,720
like and so I don't know if we 
want to clap. 

1169
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,240
I I need something. 
What's next, Jerry? 

1170
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,120
The next thing is going to be 
the lore behind the werewolves. 

1171
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,440
That's what we're going to talk 
about. 

1172
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,120
Should I just say like should I 
just say I do like this? 

1173
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,280
What? 
You're talking about. 

1174
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,960
Shall I just say like I did like
this bit. 

1175
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:24,560
Yeah, OK. 1. 2/3 As I said, I 
like this bit of the movie. 

1176
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,960
Yeah. 
I do. 

1177
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,320
I like lore, I like historic, I 
like kind of like those 

1178
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,480
flashbacks. 
I think that's why I adore this 

1179
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,960
particular entry into the saga, 
because I feel like it. 

1180
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,000
It plugs a few of the holes, 
like not all of them, but 

1181
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,120
there's a little bit more 
context for people's behavior. 

1182
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,200
Well, you just get more about 
the Quillites and I think 

1183
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,280
that's, I think it's good. 
Yeah. 

1184
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,800
I think it adds kind of a depth 
to them. 

1185
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,240
It's kind of weird. 
It brings a whole new thing to 

1186
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:58,840
like the finding the new land. 
Like when? 

1187
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,160
Oh, when people came over, came 
over. 

1188
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,480
And found the new land. 
Some of these were wolves. 

1189
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,760
And they were trying to protect 
their land and some of them are 

1190
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:12,800
vampires coming over. 
Yeah, I like that idea as well. 

1191
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:17,280
So on this next part, we see 
that Jacob takes during his 

1192
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,560
shift. 
So all the vampires and 

1193
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,280
werewolves are going to be 
taking shifts watching over 

1194
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:26,680
Charlie and Bella wherever they 
may be and like watching over 

1195
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,960
their house. 
So on Jacob's shift, he takes 

1196
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,320
Bella to Bella. 
Bella. 

1197
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,400
He takes Bella to a tribe 
meeting which like why does this

1198
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,760
white? 
Council meeting, which isn't, 

1199
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,720
you know you don't white girls. 
Gifts gets to go to the council 

1200
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,320
meeting, but I guess that's 
'cause she's the vampire girl, 

1201
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,760
so like. 
She's the outsider that is 

1202
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:53,400
infatuated with the culture. 
I don't really like that, but. 

1203
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,960
Yeah, she's part of it without 
being part of it. 

1204
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,720
So I think they wanna show her 
both sides to show her there's 

1205
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,800
another thought process. 
You. 

1206
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,720
Jacob's babysitting her. 
Yes, yes, it's his shift. 

1207
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:13,200
And so and so at the tribal 
meeting, they, they understand 

1208
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,560
the lore of the Quilute tribe. 
So we went over this in the last

1209
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,880
podcast. 
So I would suggest, you know, if

1210
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,720
you haven't already listened, go
check out New Moon. 

1211
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,560
But I go a lot more in depth 
into it in that movie just 

1212
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,560
'cause I wanted to make it more.
And there's less in that one. 

1213
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,440
Yeah, and there's less. 
It's weird 'cause we're 

1214
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,800
introduced to werewolves, but 
not fully. 

1215
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,360
This movie gives the rest of 
that same story but basically 

1216
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:44,200
like vampires started to show up
and they took on. 

1217
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,560
Magic takes over. 
Their magic takes over and they 

1218
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,840
became these werewolves and 
they're. 

1219
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,440
Called shape shifters or. 
Shape shifters, yes, correct. 

1220
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,840
They called them shape shifters.
Werewolves came. 

1221
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,840
That name came along later on, I
think by white people 

1222
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,200
technically. 
Well, I also think the 

1223
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,320
Quillites, well, however we do 
pronounce it, sorry if I am 

1224
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,600
butchering it, but they can 
change into. 

1225
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,160
I was under, I understood it 
that they could be whatever they

1226
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,560
wanted to. 
Be yes it was their animal like 

1227
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,800
animal. 
Spiritual animal. 

1228
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,360
Yeah, of choice. 
And it just so happens to be a 

1229
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,120
big fuck off. 
Well. 

1230
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,160
Yes. 
Which is huge. 

1231
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,760
Why can't it just be a dinosaur?
I'd. 

1232
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,360
Be AT Rex if I could. 
Choose. 

1233
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,880
They are fucking massive. 
You'd be AT Rex? 

1234
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,200
Yeah. 
What? 

1235
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,400
About you little. 1. 
Or or what are the ones with the

1236
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,640
with the things, with the things
on the outside and they attack? 

1237
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,280
Dilophosaurus. 
Triceratops. 

1238
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,720
The Dilophosaurus. 
The ones that spit. 

1239
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:44,280
Yeah, yeah, those ones, they're 
hella scary when they attack the

1240
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,520
guy with the shaving cream. 
Like sorry, that isn't the right

1241
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,520
password. 
You know what I'm talking. 

1242
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,640
About Jurassic. 
World or Jurassic Park? 

1243
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,840
Thank you. 
Is it Jurassic? 

1244
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,440
Park. 
Yeah, it's Jurassic Park. 

1245
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,040
The first one. 
He was like, sorry, that isn't 

1246
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:58,840
the right. 
Password. 

1247
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,520
Yes, the computer with the with 
the. 

1248
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,560
Yes, that dude. 
And he ends up in the car and 

1249
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,720
they spit on, yeah, like, no, 
that shit was scary as fuck. 

1250
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,840
I want to be one of those guys. 
Terrified. 

1251
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,080
Are you what was that? 
I'm sorry. 

1252
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,000
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1253
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,960
That's how it starts off. 
You didn't say the magic word. 

1254
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,600
Yeah. 
Oh my God, me and my friends 

1255
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,200
when we were children, the 
that's that's what we would just

1256
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:34,080
do on repeat. 
You didn't say that word. 

1257
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:40,480
Anyway, so they reveal why 
werewolves are way cooler than 

1258
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,680
vampires. 
The important thing to notice is

1259
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,080
that at one point there's a 
battle between a vampire and the

1260
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,520
werewolf, and the werewolf is 
the chief and the chief's wife 

1261
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,120
cuts herself, stabs herself, 
stabs herself in the stomach, 

1262
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,360
which was like, you could. 
Have the sacrifice could. 

1263
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,280
Have cut her hand. 
There were other choices for 

1264
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,520
bleeding, but whatever, you 
know, you do what you do, and 

1265
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,680
she sacrificed herself for the 
greater good of the tribe. 

1266
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,880
Keep that in your back pocket, 
because we might see a white 

1267
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,720
girl attempt to do this later. 
Oh. 

1268
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:22,360
Fuck off. 
So the colons of figure in army 

1269
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,920
is figure out an army is being 
created. 

1270
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,640
They don't quite know that 
Victoria is in on it yet. 

1271
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,880
I thought they did no that it's 
Bella that reveals that. 

1272
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:38,000
But they know of an army is 
being created, so they create a 

1273
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,400
correct team to take them. 
We've got the detectives, the 

1274
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,760
best ones on the squad, 
seriously. 

1275
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,840
Also, Edward and Bella spend 
more time talking about 

1276
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,960
transitioning from human to 
vampire. 

1277
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,920
That's a big yeah. 
About an hour of this fucking 

1278
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,640
movie. 
And OK, in the book it it's 

1279
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,240
better. 
I'm just going to be so blunt. 

1280
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,040
It's better. 
In the book, you're just dealing

1281
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,920
with the thoughts and opinions 
of everyone combined with hers, 

1282
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,120
it feels. 
So tedious. 

1283
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,120
It feels more on the edge of 
like, Oh my God, what is she 

1284
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,240
gonna do? 
And that didn't translate on on 

1285
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,360
film. 
Like, I get it. 

1286
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,760
I get it. 
It's boring. 

1287
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,040
Yeah. 
It's tedious. 

1288
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,760
Is it, is it the editing, is it 
the story? 

1289
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,320
Is it the sorry, the writing, or
is it the acting? 

1290
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,000
It's one of the three, or a 
combination of because somehow 

1291
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:36,600
I'm watching it and I'm just 
fucking bored. 

1292
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,600
Yeah. 
The like I said at the. 

1293
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,360
Beginning. 
I get it. 

1294
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,600
There's a lot of. 
About this movie which is 2 

1295
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,280
hours and 9 minutes long, is the
last 30 minutes true? 

1296
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,600
The first chase is exciting, but
it's over real quick. 

1297
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,840
Then you have this like fluff 
for about an hour and 20 

1298
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,640
minutes. 
Fill in. 

1299
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,840
Raise my hand so far. 
We could have cut Bella seeing 

1300
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,200
her mom in Florida. 
Did we need that scene? 

1301
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:06,200
No, because again, like I said 
earlier, like that is that 

1302
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:11,240
obvious kind of tedious 
storyline that is like I'm going

1303
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,600
to be a vampire in about 5 days 
and I have to say goodbye to 

1304
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,240
everyone because I can't go in 
the fucking daylight anymore. 

1305
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,320
Also, I can see them at night. 
All of the set up, All of the 

1306
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:25,400
set up with Victoria and Riley. 
Do we need every single one of 

1307
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,960
those scenes? 
Do we need the Victoria chase 

1308
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,920
with the Cullens and the 
werewolves? 

1309
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,240
OK. 
The only thing about that one is

1310
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,960
it kind of establishes that 
she's back in. 

1311
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,280
Town off Victoria, I think we 
needed that. 

1312
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,920
It she's back in town and she's 
creating a ruckus. 

1313
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:45,520
Yeah, but again. 
But again, she's new in town and

1314
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,960
she ain't leaving. 
I don't know, There there's 

1315
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,920
something about it. 
Like she does that, but she only

1316
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,440
does it once. 
Like if she wanted to kind of 

1317
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,960
catch them off guard and like 
draw out Bella or catch Bella 

1318
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,880
alone with Riley in town. 
Or catch her outside. 

1319
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,760
Or catch Me Outside, though she 
could have done it more than 

1320
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,080
once. 
But she does it for what? 

1321
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,120
To like test them to kind of see
where they're at strategically. 

1322
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,760
We're at the middle point of the
movie. 

1323
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,800
We've had three check insurance 
with Riley and Victoria. 

1324
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,160
That's what I'm saying. 
We've had three check insurance 

1325
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,040
with them. 
Do we need all three? 

1326
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,200
You know what I'm saying? 
No like. 

1327
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,800
Some of them. 
That's editing. 

1328
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,040
That's. 
Editing Why don't you leave the 

1329
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,880
Riley and Victoria thing till 
the back end of. 

1330
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,680
The IT also might have been more
of a shock if right at the end 

1331
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,840
you find out that Victoria's 
done it or something. 

1332
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,520
Yeah, because we obviously know.
Like the setup at the beginning.

1333
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,120
Yeah, we know they don't, and 
it's a shock to them, but it's 

1334
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,480
not a shock to the audience. 
So who are you writing that for?

1335
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,960
For the movie's sake. 
Like not for the, not for the 

1336
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,600
book, but for the movie's sake. 
The opening with Riley being 

1337
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,080
killed is great. 
Great. 

1338
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,640
Great, because you don't know 
who. 

1339
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,200
That storyline, you don't know 
who don't come back to it till 

1340
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,640
the second-half of the movie. 
Or even right at the end and 

1341
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,440
then both show up like Victoria 
and Riley both show up and be 

1342
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,640
like Bam. 
Have all. 

1343
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,760
This shit going on, have the 
Cullens getting prepared for 

1344
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,760
something because Alice can see 
something. 

1345
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:07,400
Not know anything like don't 
check back in, don't have anyone

1346
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:12,120
on Vic. 
I would have preferred that. 

1347
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,480
In a more strategic way, because
you don't know if you could have

1348
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,720
cut 1/3 of the movie just from 
that, even if. 

1349
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,640
It in my theory, if it was an 
hour and a half, but it cut out 

1350
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,880
that and it had that surprise, I
would have liked it more. 

1351
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,320
I think the way they did it is 
you're appealing to people and 

1352
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:34,200
you don't comprehend that they 
could understand the plot 

1353
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,160
thicker than what you wrote, 
right? 

1354
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,840
Right. 
Yes. 

1355
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,720
So it's late. 
So so in that regard, I'm 

1356
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,080
watching it and I'm bored. 
And because they've already 

1357
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,160
spelled out what's going on, I 
don't need to watch. 

1358
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,480
Kind of fun for the audience. 
If you kept me in suspense and 

1359
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,560
on the edge of my seat. 
That's why I love movies. 

1360
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,120
If you've given me the plot in 
the 1st 20 minutes with a great 

1361
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,680
opening as of as we just said, I
get it. 

1362
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,280
Then I'm like why am I watching 
this? 

1363
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,840
I'm watching this for for a 
battle that I know is coming. 

1364
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,920
Now we know it's a countdown to 
the the action. 

1365
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,200
Right, because and the whole 
fucking boring storyline about 

1366
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,400
will she fucking won't she who 
she's going to pick Switzerland.

1367
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,680
Nonsense like that it it's 
dragged out. 

1368
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,800
Yeah, and then they dragged it 
out with the T-shirts, too. 

1369
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,680
We'll put up that. 
Yeah, they made they made this. 

1370
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,560
We'll do that tonight because I 
think I kind of want to know 

1371
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,640
where everyone is at. 
Yeah, me. 

1372
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,360
Too. 
And maybe I'll do it for a few 

1373
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,680
days to kind of get some like. 
Traction. 

1374
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:39,400
Traction. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1375
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:44,240
It's, it's could have been half 
an hour short and I think it 

1376
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,840
could have been better. 
It could have been a good movie,

1377
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,000
Yeah. 
I'll put it there. 

1378
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,280
I think I I can understand like 
I can definitely look at some 

1379
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,840
points and be like, we could 
have cut this. 

1380
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,600
I feel like they kept it in for 
the book lovers because so much 

1381
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,000
of the book really does end up 
on screen. 

1382
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,920
Which is which is a. 
Shame because it is a big book. 

1383
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,040
There's a lot to tell, but I 
think it could have been like 

1384
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,400
narrowed down. 
Yeah, I'm like, but also for a 

1385
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,640
movie, I'm like, you could cut 
some of this. 

1386
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,920
It's OK. 
Like why did I mean I do without

1387
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,440
I almost I almost understand why
they did Breaking Dawn in two in

1388
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,360
2 movies. 
They should have just done the 

1389
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,920
whole thing in like a whole. 
If I, if I'm being so honest, I 

1390
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,920
really, yeah, I don't like. 
All an hour apiece. 

1391
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:29,600
I didn't like I didn't like this
movie getting broken into two. 

1392
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:33,800
I didn't like Mockingjay from 
from Hunger Games getting broken

1393
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,040
into two. 
And I've heard a lot of people 

1394
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,560
don't like deathly hollows 
broken into two. 

1395
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,800
So I to me it feels. 
Like the book is, if the book is

1396
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,720
well, obviously right, it has to
be, you have to put that up 

1397
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:50,000
there as what that is. 
But if the material is so vast 

1398
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,280
and you have to. 
With Harry Potter, it makes a 

1399
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,280
little bit more sense those 
those books were were were 

1400
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,360
massive. 
Right. 

1401
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,040
And you could look at Lord of 
the Rings and say like a three 

1402
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,520
hour movie is a lot anyway, and 
then you do an extended one 

1403
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:06,080
which is 5 because the book is 
so you know, whatever. 

1404
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,280
No matter, it was a two-part 
series. 

1405
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,760
That's a big book, though. 
That's a big book. 

1406
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,640
It's a big book. 
I can give a little leeway when 

1407
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,680
the book has so much in it. 
You. 

1408
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,960
Know which I would have taken. 
Basically what I would have said

1409
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,720
is if they'd have taken what'd 
you say? 

1410
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,760
Girth, girth. 
Yeah. 

1411
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,800
Why'd you say it like that? 
That's also going to be so close

1412
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:25,920
to the headphone. 
Yeah. 

1413
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,160
Girth alert. 
No headphone alert not girth 

1414
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,440
alert. 
Warm girth incoming. 

1415
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,160
Sounds like Garth. 
Yeah, like I said, take half an 

1416
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,600
hour off of this one, but leave.
I don't know. 

1417
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,480
Leave. 
We need to I need to redo 

1418
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,480
Breaking Dawns and see why and 
if but. 

1419
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,080
You know, I mean, we are 
eventually going to watch them 

1420
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,520
and I'm kind of not looking 
forward to it because I don't 

1421
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,680
remember enjoying them. 
It was more like, remember, I 

1422
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,000
have to. 
You were asleep in the theater. 

1423
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:56,880
No, that was hungry. 
Oh. 

1424
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,600
Dude. 
Hungry. 

1425
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,640
No, I fell a. 
Straight Buster. 

1426
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:04,320
I had I had endless mimosas and 
then I remember this endless 

1427
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:08,080
sleep during Marking J Part 1. 
I didn't see that movie at all. 

1428
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,080
I loved it. 
I completely missed it. 

1429
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,800
Everyone said it was good 
though, so I'll take their word 

1430
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,600
for it. 
All right, we got to move 

1431
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,320
forward because we we are stuck 
here. 

1432
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,080
But we can always come back to 
this at a later time. 

1433
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:28,360
So the next thing we get to is 
Jacob professes his love, his 

1434
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,120
love for Bella. 
And of course, this is the scene

1435
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:37,800
where he forces a kiss on her 
and so she punches him in the 

1436
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:42,680
face for it, but unfortunately 
she breaks her hand in the 

1437
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,120
process of punching his face. 
She. 

1438
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,400
Broke she keep these things they
broke his hand she. 

1439
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,800
Sprained her. 
Hand she's he broke her hand. 

1440
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:54,960
I do love it, honestly, honestly
as like a true, like I'm I'm 

1441
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,600
team Edward all day. 
I've said that from the get go. 

1442
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,680
But I love when they get back 
home to her house and Edward 

1443
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:03,960
shows up and he pulls up behind 
them and then he's like in a 

1444
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,360
second in front of Jacob. 
Like you put your hands on her 

1445
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,560
one more time. 
And I was like, yeah, baby. 

1446
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,040
See, I just. 
Tell how it is, I don't. 

1447
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,400
Like it I don't like. 
It and then Dad came to save the

1448
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,080
day. 
Yeah, and he was like breaking. 

1449
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,279
Up you too. 
Charlie. 

1450
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,479
Again, Charlie. 
Charlie bit me. 

1451
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,920
Again with his like dimwit you 
guys. 

1452
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,399
I didn't know you guys were 
fighting. 

1453
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,640
Like that's. 
Did you take the 405 the? 

1454
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,439
40. 
Five like come on dude, you're 

1455
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,200
not that dense like. 
Come on, he. 

1456
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,240
Knows it because he's. 
You know your daughter's a hot 

1457
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,560
commodity. 
He's egging it on the entire 

1458
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,080
movie that he doesn't like 
Edward and he loves Jacob. 

1459
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,760
Ovi I mean true. 
I just, I don't know, come. 

1460
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,399
On he's like Jacob doesn't look 
dead. 

1461
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,840
He's got a point. 
He has a point, but also. 

1462
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,720
Is really pale. 
But also you. 

1463
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,640
Both did a touch. 
Your boy Jacob kissed her 

1464
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,359
without her consent. 
Yeah. 

1465
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,359
Oh, don't get me punched him. 
Don't get me wrong. 

1466
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:04,960
So sorry, but he no. 
No, don't get me wrong, I 

1467
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,080
applaud. 
I applaud the punch, which is 

1468
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,920
why I'm also not Team Jacob 
anymore. 

1469
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:15,080
I applaud the punch. 
I just, I don't like Edward like

1470
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,960
kind of pulling up in his Volvo 
and like being all cross eyed 

1471
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,800
and being like. 
Yeah, pull up, pull up, pull up.

1472
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,200
I don't like, I don't like it. 
I don't like Jacob going to her.

1473
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,800
Like she's like, I'm not in love
with you. 

1474
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,680
And he's like, yes, you. 
Are yeah, the brainwashing. 

1475
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,680
Fuck. 
You just don't know it yet. 

1476
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,240
Yeah, you're just not admitting.
Just haven't admitted it to 

1477
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,560
yourself. 
But I know in my heart that you 

1478
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,399
love me, Bella. 
No, I don't, Jacob. 

1479
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:39,800
No, I don't. 
You love me, Bella. 

1480
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,240
No, I don't, Jacob. 
No. 

1481
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,240
No, you do, Bella. 
You will be with me. 

1482
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,840
No, I don't, Jacob. 
I love Edward. 

1483
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,880
I'm going to marry him. 
No, you don't, Bella. 

1484
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,319
Come on bro, how many times do 
you have to fucking say it? 

1485
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,120
Tell her. 
You're not listening. 

1486
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:57,560
I know. 
Hello, No means no bitch. 

1487
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,080
It's just tedious. 
He's this is OK. 

1488
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,800
I am sorry. 
I know this is your favorite 

1489
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,880
one. 
I also know this is the whole 

1490
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,560
point of our show. 
No, but I hate Jacob so like 

1491
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,200
unload it's. 
Tedious and boring I. 

1492
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,520
Get it? 
I know you don't like New Moon, 

1493
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,480
but you got to admit it's more 
exciting than this one. 

1494
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,000
OK, New Moon is more exciting 
than this. 

1495
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,480
This is heavy dialogue. 
This is the third in the city. 

1496
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,640
This is so heavy dialogue and 
that's why I like. 

1497
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,160
It yes, but that's fair that and
that's your reasoning. 

1498
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,800
I won't take that. 
I'm just saying third book in 

1499
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,320
the series. 
Give me something bro. 

1500
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:33,600
Give me some Return of the Jedi 
shit or something bro. 

1501
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,520
Give me, let me. 
Tell you how much of a 

1502
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,120
disappointment. 
What is hump day? 

1503
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,000
You have to get over this one to
get to the good ones. 

1504
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,240
Yeah, it shouldn't be the third 
one though. 

1505
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:46,800
Just remember that Breaking 
Dawn, that entire. 

1506
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,200
Book fucking flashback. 
You know the part where they 

1507
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,960
have the big fight scene in Part
2 that doesn't happen in the 

1508
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,280
book, so. 
You just. 

1509
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,040
Read that. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the. 

1510
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,600
Entire movie and take that part 
out. 

1511
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:03,560
Two movies push them together. 
Is it as interesting? 

1512
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,720
No, Breaking Dawn is far more 
boring than this movie is. 

1513
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,760
Yes, yes. 
I like, let's be real. 

1514
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,200
Yeah, that didn't happen in the 
book. 

1515
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,480
So the book is just fucking 
boring. 

1516
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,640
She has a baby and then there's 
a resolution. 

1517
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,160
I don't even remember the second
one. 

1518
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:21,040
I don't remember. 
I don't really love the last 

1519
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,960
two. 
I don't know if I read it I I'm 

1520
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,760
I remember Renes. 
I got it if you want it. 

1521
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,920
No, I'm good. 
I remember Renesme, but I don't.

1522
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,320
It must have been. 
It's must not be as exciting, 

1523
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,760
you know, could. 
No, I mean like as a read. 

1524
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,920
No, it's. 
As a very dialogue. 

1525
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:37,920
Everyone. 
I don't remember. 

1526
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,640
It's way more boring. 
And you thought it was going to 

1527
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,000
be steamy because they got 
married so that means they were 

1528
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,200
going to have sex and stuff. 
It's not. 

1529
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,760
Do they know in the book? 
Yeah. 

1530
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,160
They I mean. 
It's campy, steamy. 

1531
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,240
He's. 
It's not steamy, it's for teens.

1532
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,880
But the movies, I don't know. 
The movie has a sex scene that 

1533
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:53,800
is. 
Yeah, the movie. 

1534
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,720
The movie's sex scene is way 
more interesting than anything 

1535
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,400
you read. 
In the book and in the book. 

1536
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,720
OK, OK, OK. 
Yeah, the book is, I don't know,

1537
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:05,560
Breaking Dawn is not my favorite
and actually I think it's my 

1538
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,000
least favorite. 
They could have ended on Eclipse

1539
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,480
and I would have been like, cool
with that. 

1540
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:13,640
Anyway, let's move on. 
So Bella confronts Rosalie 

1541
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,640
because Rosalie has another like
little tantrum things where 

1542
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:20,400
she's like more protection for 
Bella. 

1543
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,840
Again, tedious. 
You must know what's going on by

1544
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,720
now, Rosalie. 
I know you're annoyed by it. 

1545
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,680
But but now we get Rosalie's 
back. 

1546
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,120
Story get with the program and. 
Shall we talk? 

1547
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,120
Rosalie's back story is. 
Horrible. 

1548
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,120
All of their back stories are 
terrible if you think about. 

1549
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,720
It yeah, they all are. 
They're all really. 

1550
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:39,720
Rosalie's is extra sad. 
I'm sorry yes I felt bad for 

1551
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,120
when I read this part. 
I was like oh shit I have 

1552
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:44,880
feelings for Rosalie now I. 
Don't know. 

1553
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,360
Because Rosalie's sucked up 
until this point. 

1554
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,240
Jasper doesn't get right, but he
has a pretty shitty time. 

1555
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,080
That too. 
No. 

1556
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,800
Alice is a shitty for another 
reason. 

1557
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,640
Jasper was a Confederate 
soldier. 

1558
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,920
Yes, but he was born in a time. 
He was still a Confederate 

1559
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,400
soldier. 
He's been a vampire for a 

1560
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,440
fucking long time if you think. 
About it, yeah, obviously, but 

1561
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,800
it's not that in the world so 
it. 

1562
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,120
Was the time he was born in 
true? 

1563
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,320
That's why he was in a as a 
confederate I I bet. 

1564
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,640
Like if you could transport some
of those people to without them 

1565
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:16,000
having a heart attack after they
see what's going on right now. 

1566
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,840
Just so we can skip over it, 
let's talk about all the back 

1567
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,920
stories. 
So we do get Rosalie and 

1568
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,480
Jasper's back story. 
They both. 

1569
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,400
What are your thoughts, 
opinions. 

1570
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,720
I like these scenes. 
I thought they were No, no, no. 

1571
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,960
Back story. 
The back story for Rosalie and 

1572
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,640
Jasper. 
I think it's about fucking time 

1573
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,880
we got a back story. 
I like Jasper's back story for 

1574
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,520
sure. 
They both said the ones in we're

1575
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:39,360
doing the movie, we're not doing
book correct. 

1576
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,560
I think it's great that we got 
them. 

1577
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,360
I think a flashback was needed 
because like I said before, and 

1578
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,840
this movie doesn't have a lot of
kind of like substance, but you.

1579
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,560
Really know who they are now. 
Exactly. 

1580
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,400
And we've already been with them
for two movies and we didn't 

1581
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,240
know anything about them. 
We just knew that they were 

1582
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,000
living with. 
You could put the back story in 

1583
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,280
the first one and Rosalie would 
have been a different character 

1584
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,920
to everyone. 
That's absolutely. 

1585
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,360
True 3 movies in everyone's like
oh God, Rosalie's such a bee. 

1586
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:04,920
You know, and now we. 
Know why? 

1587
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,800
Now we know why. 
Why did it take so long? 

1588
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,520
If I'd have felt bad from her 
movie one, I'd be fine. 

1589
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,600
Yeah, I'd be. 
I'd be more aware of what I was 

1590
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,440
saying if I was her friend, you 
know? 

1591
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,760
Or if I just knew her back 
story, you might understand why 

1592
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,160
she doesn't fucking like you. 
I love the part in her back 

1593
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:24,480
story. 
So basically she was taken 

1594
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:27,280
advantage of by a man and his 
friends. 

1595
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,160
And so she comes back and gets 
revenge after Carlisle had saved

1596
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,280
her. 
And I love in the final one when

1597
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,840
she goes to get the guy that she
was supposed to marry and she's 

1598
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:40,200
done like the the full bridal 
gear, veil intact. 

1599
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:44,040
I was like, yeah, bitch. 
And then I, I was telling Jerry 

1600
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:47,560
as we were watching this, I was 
like, where is my rated R 

1601
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,480
version of Twilight? 
Not because I want to see steamy

1602
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,880
scenes. 
I want to see the violence. 

1603
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,720
I want to see some huge. 
Give me her full story, no? 

1604
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,800
Rated R. 
No, they're not. 

1605
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,680
You won them to. 
Jerry yeah, I'm like, that would

1606
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,400
be cool. 
But like, they're not going to 

1607
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,640
do that. 
They're going to make it blood 

1608
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,040
and honey. 
Why? 

1609
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,880
Did I? 
Just hear they remake it and I 

1610
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,360
was. 
They made that one money. 

1611
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,360
The Pooh blood and honey. 
That's. 

1612
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,640
Because it's public property now
have. 

1613
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,760
You heard of it? 
Yeah. 

1614
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,080
Have you seen it? 
No. 

1615
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,600
Heard it. 
It's gonna go win an Oscar. 

1616
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,640
There's something I was reading 
and I was like, they're remaking

1617
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,840
it already and I couldn't 
believe they're remaking it. 

1618
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:23,720
Scary Movie 56. 
No, I'm happy that they got 

1619
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,880
their property back, but. 
I think the trailer actually 

1620
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,480
dropped for that. 
It did. 

1621
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,560
I wouldn't. 
I watched it and I wished I 

1622
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,720
hadn't. 
No, because I I, I want to be 

1623
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,040
surprised. 
Oh, gotcha. 

1624
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,560
It's a great trailer. 
It's exactly what you imagine 

1625
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:41,760
it's be. 
I don't know if I want to see 

1626
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,400
it. 
Yeah, I'm kind of. 

1627
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:47,640
I'm OK with waiting. 
I love a trailer, but I don't 

1628
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,400
love a trailer at the same time.
It depends on how long it is. 

1629
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,560
Trailers nowadays. 
Yeah, I'm like, don't show me 

1630
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,080
the whole movie if you're going 
to show me like, just enough 

1631
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,360
like. 
I used to be an avid trailer 

1632
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:00,920
watcher. 
I would love it when the trailer

1633
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,480
dropped, I thought it was so 
exciting. 

1634
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:05,880
But now whether it was a teaser 
or a teaser to a teaser, I know 

1635
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,360
people find that silly and 
stupid. 

1636
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:10,160
Like I find it great. 
I I'm a fan of movie. 

1637
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:13,400
I love watching them, but I have
stayed away from trailers for 

1638
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:19,320
the past many, many years 
because I watched 1 and it just 

1639
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,440
happened to just. 
I'll figure out what it is 

1640
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,840
eventually. 
But I watched it and I was like,

1641
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,120
well fuck me, that just gave 
away literally everything and 

1642
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,840
they showed some of the best 
scenes. 

1643
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,600
What the fuck? 
Yeah. 

1644
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,920
And then when you're in theatre,
you have no choice. 

1645
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:37,680
And then I'm like, they 
obviously put this together for 

1646
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,360
a reason. 
They did this for a reason. 

1647
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,280
Either they thought no one was 
going to watch it, so they had 

1648
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:46,680
to give you a titillating scene 
to draw you in, or they just 

1649
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,880
don't fucking care. 
And so they'll be like, it might

1650
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,360
have been like Deadpool, 
Wolverine. 

1651
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,960
I think it was something I was 
super, I was super excited to 

1652
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,680
see it. 
Because you saw the scene. 

1653
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,400
No, I was super excited for the 
movie and I was like, I want to 

1654
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,000
watch the trailer, but I don't 
want to watch the trailer. 

1655
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,640
I want to watch the trailer. 
And I watched the trailer and I 

1656
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,120
was like fuck, I wished I 
watched it and. 

1657
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,560
Then you watched the movie. 
I wished I had just gone into 

1658
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:11,600
the theater, watch the movie 
completely not knowing any of 

1659
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,200
the scenes. 
Ever. 

1660
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,800
Just sort of. 
We watch it gives away the whole

1661
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,440
entire. 
Movie it sucks nowadays. 

1662
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,960
I don't know when it switched 
but. 

1663
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:21,160
Annoying and flubber Robin 
Williams the trailer. 

1664
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,120
This is the opposite of that. 
They had a scene where it was 

1665
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:26,680
like shake your little flubber 
booty and that was like a little

1666
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,720
part where he in the flubber 
thing was like dancing. 

1667
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,760
That was never in the movie and 
he never says that in the movie.

1668
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,720
So I'm like, this is so they 
lied now. 

1669
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,600
We didn't we talk about it 
forever. 

1670
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,760
They never say shake a little 
flubber booty at all. 

1671
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,840
Was it a promotion for the 
movie? 

1672
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:45,720
Could have been like for like on
Disney or or or on the trailer 

1673
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,400
or something. 
I think it's in the trailer. 

1674
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,520
Because now if you think about 
it like Marvel putting out fake 

1675
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:57,960
scenes in trailers to throw off 
people that leak details about 

1676
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,120
the movie and stuff online. 
Yeah, Marvel purposely create 

1677
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:03,480
fake trailers. 
Yep. 

1678
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,400
No, this was just like a ad or a
trailer for the movie. 

1679
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,960
But it was the scene that was 
never in there that. 

1680
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,120
Was never in the movie. 
Yeah, they do that. 

1681
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,440
It's annoying. 
Yeah, true. 

1682
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,160
It is frustrating. 
Definitely haven't seen as many 

1683
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:20,320
trailers as I wanted to. 
So I'm going to compact a few 

1684
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,320
scenes just to flow us through a
little bit faster. 

1685
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:29,000
But the gang end up graduating 
from high school and gang. 

1686
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:32,760
Gang, gang, gang. 
Anna Kendrick sends us off with 

1687
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:37,680
a very good cup and a high 
school awards. 

1688
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:44,560
I gave my ticket to the Long. 
Way round. 

1689
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,480
Did you see Oh my God there's a 
viral video of her? 

1690
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,400
She went off to the Pitch 
Perfect College. 

1691
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:56,120
The viral video of the girl 
doing the IT was like during a 

1692
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:58,760
high school talent show, but it 
was like when the movie came out

1693
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:06,960
pretty good. 
And so there's an after party 

1694
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,400
over at Alice or at the Cullen's
house that Alice throws. 

1695
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:18,000
And during this Alice gets a 
vision where she sees that Riley

1696
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,320
is passing around Bella sent to 
everyone in this army. 

1697
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:25,360
So again the army and the were 
like the vampires and the 

1698
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:29,000
werewolves got a team up in 
order to defeat the bad guys. 

1699
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:35,240
We get a montage of our expert 
Jasper taking them through how 

1700
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:38,440
to fight a newborn army. 
This is where we get Jasper's 

1701
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:42,200
back story as well. 
And the reason he knows how to 

1702
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,960
fight newborns is because he was
breeding a newborn army 

1703
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:50,880
basically under the. 
Ruse of Maria. 

1704
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,120
Of Maria. 
So he was the general. 

1705
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:57,440
So he was a confederate. 
So he was a confederate. 

1706
01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:00,000
And then he found Maria. 
Maria. 

1707
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:04,120
So actually, yeah, yeah, 
whatever you want to make. 

1708
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,000
About that's a fucking bad back 
story too. 

1709
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:10,800
Yeah, I'm like questionable, 
questionable, that evil like 

1710
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,440
Latina, Like, what are we doing?
Well, there's three. 

1711
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,000
There's three of them. 
One of them is Latina. 

1712
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,440
Yeah, I'm like, I don't know, I 
don't know, weird things be 

1713
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:21,160
happening. 
But anyway, that's. 

1714
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:25,440
Jasper trains the werewolves and
the vampires on how to find the 

1715
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:29,200
newborn army. 
'Cause he's also this is okay, 

1716
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,360
hear me out. 
Sorry, I just interrupted you. 

1717
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,200
You good? 
Jasper is the newest members of 

1718
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,520
the family, correct? 
He's also the newest. 

1719
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:38,400
Yeah, he's also the oldest. 
Yeah, he's the newest 

1720
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,360
vegetarian. 
I think I just figured out my my

1721
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,200
lore. 
The newest vague. 

1722
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,360
That's right, he's the newest 
vegan, right? 

1723
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,960
But he's older than. 
I don't think we'd call him a 

1724
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,680
vegan, but OK. 
Does it? 

1725
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,680
Well, he's deer, not people, so 
he's a. 

1726
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,160
Vegan. 
Yeah. 

1727
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,920
I'm like he's a. 
Deegan Hollow Rat A. 

1728
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:56,520
Deacon A. 
Deacon Omnivore. 

1729
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,560
From Karate Kid too. 
Yeah, but that would include 

1730
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,240
human, wouldn't it? 
I mean because you eat 

1731
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,120
everything omnivore. 
Oh yeah. 

1732
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,760
My sweet baby Louis. 
Yeah, we got to figure out my 

1733
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,160
sweet. 
Baby Louis is an omnivore. 

1734
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:09,400
Everything. 
Yeah, my little trash kit to 

1735
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,680
eat. 
Anything like bits of ham and 

1736
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,440
shit? 
Yeah, you got any? 

1737
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:15,680
Why? 
Do Is your thing hungry? 

1738
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,800
She's always hungry. 
Shit. 

1739
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:19,960
I just got a roasted chicken 
yesterday. 

1740
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,360
I got a rotisserie chicken 
yesterday. 

1741
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:22,280
Does. 
She eat fruit. 

1742
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,040
She's picky, but she does like 
bananas. 

1743
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,560
She loves bananas. 
OK, sometimes we have cases of. 

1744
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,160
Sorry, so random. 
So random so. 

1745
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,760
Random bananas at work that they
give me. 

1746
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,360
Yeah, give me something. 
Oh, they're going bad. 

1747
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,200
And then? 
I buy so many bananas, broccoli.

1748
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,240
Apple, I heard. 
Yeah, and then you can make 

1749
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,240
banana bread with it too. 
Oh. 

1750
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,080
Fuck yeah, I like it. 
Makes a banana bread. 

1751
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:41,360
Fuck. 
Dude. 

1752
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,920
We have a banana bread on a 
Wednesday. 

1753
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,280
Oh, sorry. 
Yeah, let's focus. 

1754
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,480
Sorry, sorry, sorry. 
You're. 

1755
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,160
Good. 
So Bella has a dream and she's 

1756
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:57,720
the one that's like Riley is the
leader because none of these 

1757
01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:00,400
vampires fucking thought of it 
first so. 

1758
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,480
They, but they should have. 
It I kind of love that. 

1759
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,960
It's better that figures it out 
because if I was Bella, I would 

1760
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,600
do Bella. 
I would do one of these. 

1761
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:10,520
I would be like. 
I figured out you dumb vampire 

1762
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:13,120
bitches. 
Like I'm going to kick all your 

1763
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,120
asses when I'm a Vampire 2 
bitch. 

1764
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,800
When I'm a newborn, you better 
watch out. 

1765
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,520
I'm going to have red eyes. 
I'm going to fuck you up, Emmet.

1766
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,680
I'm coming for your ass. 
That's what I would be like if I

1767
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,960
was Bella in that scene. 
Don't they have to like chain 

1768
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,240
her down or something? 
Easy now. 

1769
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,520
No, because she's a newborn, 
right? 

1770
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:31,880
Oh yeah. 
She's going to go eat 

1771
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,520
everything. 
Yeah, they think she's going to 

1772
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:34,400
go ballistic. 
Yeah. 

1773
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:40,400
No, no, no, no, no. 
So Bella and Edward stay decide 

1774
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,200
to stay out of the battle 
together. 

1775
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:46,000
They think, oh, I'm gonna be too
worried and then you're gonna be

1776
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,440
too worried and then. 
Oh my God too. 

1777
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,880
Worried so we'll just stay out 
together. 

1778
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:55,360
Why don't we go camping? 
And Alice is a real one because 

1779
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:59,200
she arranges shit with Charlie 
so that Bella and Edward have 

1780
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,520
the house to themselves. 
This. 

1781
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,080
Weekend. 
But you know they don't 'cause 

1782
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,920
he's the vampire. 
Fapping out. 

1783
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,320
But just want to say Alice is a 
real one. 

1784
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:15,880
This is This is a somewhat 
important sleepover for the 2. 

1785
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:20,640
Bella tries to get in dumb 
pants, but Edward's old. 

1786
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,080
School. 
He's like, so. 

1787
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:25,720
I don't know why I keep doing 
this but he's like girl we need 

1788
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:27,560
to be married. 
So the. 

1789
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,880
Way you didn't. 
Say the magic. 

1790
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,600
Word. 
She's got a metal chastity belt,

1791
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,040
right? 
Is that the? 

1792
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:41,000
One from the most scary movie. 
But instead of all of this, 

1793
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:44,760
Edward does in fact propose to 
Bella. 

1794
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,960
And I'm not gonna lie, it's. 
So unromantic. 

1795
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,680
It's not romantic. 
The ring is ugly. 

1796
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:51,400
I wouldn't. 
Have said yeah I was fucking 

1797
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,480
spooning yeah I was telling 
Jerry I was like I'm swooning 

1798
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:55,120
the. 
Ring is ugly. 

1799
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,600
I like it. 
I don't mind the ring. 

1800
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,240
No, everything he says to her, 
like I want to spend the life 

1801
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:02,120
forever with you or some shit. 
I don't fucking know what he 

1802
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,520
said. 
I don't even know what Jerry 

1803
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,520
said, what he proposed to be. 
But I was like. 

1804
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,760
You know what's so funny about 
that? 

1805
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,080
The video is so amazing. 
It looks like you were going to 

1806
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,960
be like, I'm like, what did you 
say? 

1807
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,360
Stuart, you. 
Blacked out. 

1808
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:16,680
No, I literally blacked. 
I don't know what he said to do.

1809
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:20,000
He turned to me and said he had 
some other question. 

1810
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,040
And then there was just like the
peanuts, like the parents. 

1811
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:28,360
And I have no idea what happened
and. 

1812
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,600
Then Jerry's like Portia. 
What? 

1813
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,200
Do you say bro? 
He was on a knee. 

1814
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,760
He was looking up at me with 
those lovey eyes. 

1815
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:38,280
There was a ring and I was like,
I put 2, you 2 together, I got 

1816
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,960
you. 
To be fair, you did it quick. 

1817
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,280
Not quick enough, but you did it
quick. 

1818
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,960
You did it. 
I was like and this is happening

1819
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:48,440
and also I'm on 2424 hours of 
no. 

1820
01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:50,000
Sleep. 
What's happening? 

1821
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,120
Where am. 
I you did good, both of you, 

1822
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:53,280
good job. 
Thank you. 

1823
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:54,880
Thank you. 
The rest of that trip? 

1824
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,280
Yeah, I remember you telling me.
About it, No. 

1825
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,160
I was quiet the whole time. 
I was just staring at it. 

1826
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,040
I was like, Oh my God, is this a
thing? 

1827
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,680
I remember asking him. 
I was like I said, do I have to 

1828
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,200
take it off? 
No. 

1829
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:09,360
Like I was so excited. 
I was like, I'm never taking it 

1830
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,560
off. 
Strong just in case. 

1831
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,160
Yeah, I think that's why she did
that. 

1832
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,760
Yeah, I'm using a a spacer 
because it's a little big. 

1833
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,800
So like, thank God that was such
a good decision on her because I

1834
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,480
would have been fucking gripping
it with a are. 

1835
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,760
You going to do bands? 
Have you figured out wedding 

1836
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,640
wings? 
I've been looking at bands, but 

1837
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,600
I don't really know. 
I don't really know what I want.

1838
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,440
And I don't think he knows what 
he wants either. 

1839
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,120
Cuz everything I show him, he's 
like, yeah, that's good, Jerry. 

1840
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:34,960
Jerry's my boy. 
Jerry's my boy. 

1841
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,320
If he's anything like me, he 
wants some gaudy diamond piece 

1842
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:37,840
of shit. 
Right. 

1843
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,720
Yeah, he does diamond ring. 
I know he does. 

1844
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:42,040
That's why I'm like, tell me 
what you fucking want. 

1845
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:44,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Wedding rings, bro. 

1846
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:46,680
We get to pick. 
Yeah, I'm like, you get to pick 

1847
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:49,480
and I get to pay, so fucking 
tell me what you want. 

1848
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:51,640
Oh, I. 
Don't know diamond ban bra 

1849
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,640
diamond ban. 
But he did tell me what he wants

1850
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:58,280
as his husband gift and that's a
Rolex so I guess I'm saving now.

1851
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:01,920
Rolex Ring. 
They do make those because Rolex

1852
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:03,560
used. 
To make shut the fuck up. 

1853
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,840
Sorry, there's a guy, there's a 
guy on Etsy that makes the 

1854
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:10,320
matter of Rolex spoons back in 
the day, like 1913 spoons. 

1855
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,040
So cool. 
I really. 

1856
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,440
Want see? 
I have a United Metal Spoon 

1857
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:16,760
United metal fork that I got 
from work. 

1858
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,120
From the airline. 
From the airlines, but it means 

1859
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,360
they're predates. 
Don't do it out of that. 

1860
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:22,240
Predates 9/11. 
Oh, because, Because. 

1861
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,840
They don't give them out 
anymore. 

1862
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,560
Oh you should put them on eBay 
then you can buy yourself. 

1863
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:28,960
A. 
We'll show them. 

1864
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:30,200
We'll show them to you after. 
Oh. 

1865
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,440
My Yeah movie. 
That's really cool. 1111 Make a 

1866
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:38,400
wish. 
Oh, so yeah, this is where 

1867
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:42,160
Edward totally proposes to 
Bella, and it's terrible. 

1868
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,200
Oh, really? 
Cute. 

1869
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,920
No, it's not. 
That ring though, That ring is 

1870
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,160
low key kind of ugly. 
Also can someone confirm or 

1871
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,720
deny? 
She puts it on the wrong finger.

1872
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:55,760
Taylor Swift's engagement ring 
looks very similar to Bella's. 

1873
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,000
Yeah, but it's a. 
Correct me if I'm wrong. 8 carat

1874
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,320
diamond isn't it? 
What? 

1875
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:01,320
What? 
What isn't it in like an 8 

1876
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:02,960
carat? 
Diamond Oh, probably, I'm just 

1877
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:06,400
saying the design Design. 
Oh, I need to look very similar.

1878
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:09,360
I need someone to Fact Check me 
on this, but I think they look 

1879
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:10,600
similar. 
Queen Victoria. 

1880
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,440
We haven't hired anyone so I 
can't shout at the moment, but 

1881
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,120
we'll get something in. 
We'll get it. 

1882
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,520
Word. 
I have a few resumes on my desk.

1883
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:24,320
As long as they pass the tests. 
One from Ginger, one from Dave, 

1884
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,160
and one from. 
Humperdinck, which is kind of 

1885
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:29,600
weird. 
And one from Humperdinck. 

1886
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,520
I'm kind of leaning toward him. 
Would this kind of ring would 

1887
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:36,480
would this even exist in like 
the time frame that he would get

1888
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:38,600
it from his mom? 
Because like he when was. 

1889
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:41,480
He vampired. 
Like around the Titanic. 

1890
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,000
So it's like around 1918 or. 
Something. 

1891
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:44,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I thought it was all. 

1892
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,920
From the Titanic, Yeah. 
No, no it's not. 

1893
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,160
The the heart of the ocean. 
It's not the heart of the ocean.

1894
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,600
Can't they shut the fuck? 
Up Can't they swim? 

1895
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:52,000
Yeah, they. 
Can't. 

1896
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,240
Well, they don't have. 
To swim, Yeah, They just, I 

1897
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:55,240
mean, they don't breathe. 
They can. 

1898
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,280
Just so they can just go as far 
as one they went down there and 

1899
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:57,920
stayed live. 
Oh. 

1900
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,280
We could use them to search the 
ocean. 

1901
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,520
Yeah. 
Why aren't we doing that? 

1902
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,680
They're not real. 
Put chains on. 

1903
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:10,200
Them as far as we know and. 
Make them work, you said. 

1904
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,280
Make them like they're slaves. 
No this. 

1905
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:14,680
Is why they don't want to come 
out. 

1906
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,160
You just put that in my mouth. 
I didn't say. 

1907
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,400
That I did say. 
No, no, no. 

1908
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,880
You just, you just proved it, 
you know, you just proved it. 

1909
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:24,320
They'd be X-Men where they'd be 
mutants. 

1910
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:26,400
We'd treat them like pieces of 
shit. 

1911
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:28,440
No. 
That's not what I said I. 

1912
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:31,640
Know you confirmed it. 
You just confirmed it. 

1913
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,600
That's exactly. 
What you would do and that one 

1914
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,320
back? 
You're like, put that, put that 

1915
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,080
motherfucker in the ocean. 
Make him. 

1916
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,360
Do this that. 
Twisted. 

1917
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:40,720
My words. 
What is that to work? 

1918
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,880
What is that to? 
Work or her put their ass to 

1919
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,520
work. 
Nobody wants to break. 

1920
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:53,600
Oh my God, get up off your ass. 
Get up your ass and work. 

1921
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,120
OK, Khloe Kardashian isn't. 
That Kim. 

1922
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,760
Whatever never done a day's work
in their life. 

1923
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,240
There are. 
People dying, Kim. 

1924
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:08,320
That, that one's funny, yeah. 
So meanwhile, Victoria is hyping

1925
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:11,160
up Riley for battle. 
She's like, yeah, baby, it's 

1926
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:13,800
just you and me to the end. 
And I'm like, why? 

1927
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:16,960
Why is damn? 
Why are you doing that to my 

1928
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:17,400
boy? 
She is. 

1929
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:20,720
Totally glazing him. 
Yeah. 

1930
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:24,280
Who is this kid he looks like 
you should be like, doesn't 

1931
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:25,880
isn't he giving? 
Dave Frank. 

1932
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,200
No, no, no. 
He's giving me. 

1933
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,600
Look at me in the eyes. 
Isn't he giving? 

1934
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,200
I don't want another penny face.
I don't want just anyone hold. 

1935
01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:36,520
Yes, thank you. 
He's giving Jesse McCartney, 

1936
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:37,640
right? 
Yeah, totally. 

1937
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:41,040
Giving big Jesse McCartney. 
And supernatural vibes he looks.

1938
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,960
Like, oh. 
Fuck yeah, he does Look. 

1939
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:44,920
Like he looks like knock off 
Jensen. 

1940
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:49,200
Echol what are you doing fucker?
What are you doing, fucker? 

1941
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:53,280
Little bit. 
Oh man, so Victoria's hypen 

1942
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:59,480
Riley up, Edward and Bella meet 
Jacob so he can carry her to the

1943
01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:01,160
campsite because. 
Hold. 

1944
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:04,920
This whole thing hold Jacob 
keeps showing up without a shirt

1945
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,520
to carry Bella around. 
Please. 

1946
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,160
For the scent. 
I just asked Jerry this. 

1947
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:10,120
I asked Jerry why is he carrying
her. 

1948
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:13,680
For the scent. 
To block her scent with his big 

1949
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,360
musky. 
Dog. 

1950
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:17,560
Smell, smell. 
Oh my God. 

1951
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,480
He smells like a dog. 
That's the other thing. 

1952
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:21,880
That's probably why I'm sorry. 
Be with him. 

1953
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:24,400
He stinks. 
Also they describes. 

1954
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,560
He smells. 
They describe a lot how the how 

1955
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:31,480
the wolves smell like wet dogs, 
which understandable actually 

1956
01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:32,880
that makes perfect. 
They're always hard. 

1957
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:35,920
What do the vampires smell like?
They never tell me. 

1958
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,680
Is it death? 
I think it's dark is. 

1959
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:39,640
It a freezer. 
Like a freezer. 

1960
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:41,840
Freezer burn, you know. 
Like I thought they smell. 

1961
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,160
Or in the cold and it goes up 
your nose and. 

1962
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:46,760
You know what if they smell like
a dead body? 

1963
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,640
Well, to the wolves they 
probably do. 

1964
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:51,520
Yeah. 
Like dirt decay, Yeah. 

1965
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,640
Wouldn't that? 
Isn't that what they would smell

1966
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,080
like? 
I think that's what the dogs 

1967
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,400
smell. 
They smell musty. 

1968
01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:59,640
Musty and cold? 
Yeah. 

1969
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,920
How do you smell cold? 
You know how freezer burn tastes

1970
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,000
when you get those ice cubes. 
Yeah, OK. 

1971
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:06,840
Yeah. 
Smell cold. 

1972
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:09,920
I smell cold. 
I just described it that that's 

1973
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:11,160
what they taste like. 
Smell like. 

1974
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:13,200
Sorry. 
Oh. 

1975
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:17,520
Interesting. 
OK. 

1976
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:19,000
I carry that. 
Glittering. 

1977
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:22,560
I'll take back what I said to 
Jerry about Jacob carrying her. 

1978
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:25,080
I think I understood what they 
were doing. 

1979
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:27,440
I didn't understand why she can 
just fucking walk though. 

1980
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,280
Yeah, no, yeah, No, there was. 
There is a point to it and it 

1981
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:33,160
does. 
It does actually make sense that

1982
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,400
they would have to work together
in this factor. 

1983
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:38,040
This is the part that of the 
movie that I do think is 

1984
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:39,800
interesting. 
I love the vampires and the 

1985
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,400
werewolves. 
Like I said, it's the last half 

1986
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,000
this. 
Is cool. 

1987
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:44,280
Yeah. 
The last half an hour is where 

1988
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:47,560
it, like, it heats up and like, 
genuinely, you can't say the 

1989
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,360
last half hour isn't good. 
Like it's action-packed. 

1990
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:54,120
As fun, it heats up, literally. 
Real steamy, yeah. 

1991
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:58,760
In the in the book that was much
like there was way more innuendo

1992
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,880
I think. 
Like something? 

1993
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,200
Happened, they did. 
It was an OK scene. 

1994
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,960
There was a lot of flirting. 
It's an OK scene in the movie, 

1995
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:09,200
like I, I, I think the banter 
that Edward and Jacob have. 

1996
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:11,440
Oh, when they're in the campsite
later. 

1997
01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:14,320
Yeah, it's kind of cool. 
Like I I like their banter. 

1998
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:18,320
Also, again, like this was my 
favorite book and my favorite 

1999
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:22,800
movie for a reason. 
Once Jacob gets Bella up to 

2000
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:26,600
camp, there's a few hours for 
Edward and Bella to like, hang 

2001
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,840
out, but unfortunately there's a
huge. 

2002
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:32,360
Hangout. 
There's a huge snowstorm that 

2003
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:36,240
night and so Bella is fucking 
freezing. 

2004
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:39,880
Edward is as far away from her 
as he can be because he's cold, 

2005
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:44,040
he's cold, he can't warm her up.
So at some point Jacob does have

2006
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:48,440
to come into the tent and he has
to fucking cuddle with Edward's 

2007
01:32:48,440 --> 01:32:50,760
soon to be wife. 
They didn't think to bring. 

2008
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:54,880
Those hand warmers or like 
thermos is full of hot water. 

2009
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,360
Yeah, I was thinking that too. 
I was like, why wouldn't they? 

2010
01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:58,480
Come prepared. 
Also. 

2011
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,800
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 
Jacob's there. 

2012
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:02,680
Blanket. 
Jacob's there, right? 

2013
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,120
Yeah. 
Edward's quick as fuck, right? 

2014
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:06,680
Yeah. 
Just go down and whip me a 

2015
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:08,360
fucking hot water bottle, you 
plank? 

2016
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:09,200
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

2017
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:11,160
Well, you know, you standing in 
the corner while I'm like, 

2018
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,720
you're doing that face, this 
face, right? 

2019
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:17,040
Yeah, I'm so sorry. 
About like I can't do anything. 

2020
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:19,120
I'm so sorry I can't do 
anything. 

2021
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:22,080
Well you fucking can bro. 
Don't give me a fucking space 

2022
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:24,080
heater. 
Run that extension cord. 

2023
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:26,520
Yeah. 
Figure it out. 

2024
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:27,920
What are? 
You doing? 

2025
01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:29,840
Or bring a generator. 
You're fucking. 

2026
01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:31,800
Rich and you're strong. 
You don't have anything. 

2027
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,280
You're fucking rich. 
You don't have, Yeah. 

2028
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,280
I see your house, motherfucker, 
You're fucking. 

2029
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:38,200
Rich, you're telling me? 
You're telling me he doesn't 

2030
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:41,360
have a generator lying? 
Around 40 Volvos in the fucking 

2031
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,600
garage. 
Yeah, go get a fucking space 

2032
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,080
here. 
Get 2. 

2033
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:47,520
If you haven't got 2, just go 
and steal one. 

2034
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:50,720
You're quick as fuck mate, what 
are you doing? 

2035
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,840
There were options. 
You are on to something there. 

2036
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:56,200
Were options like couldn't. 
They just bring like a. 

2037
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:58,080
You got a two person tent? 
You get a. 

2038
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:00,360
Fucking ten person tent and put 
a stove in there. 

2039
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:05,440
A pop up igloo thing. 
I was also thinking during this 

2040
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:09,760
time we see that the army so 
annoying travelled via water to 

2041
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,600
get to Bella. 
Couldn't they have just hopped 

2042
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:13,960
on a plane? 
Such a good idea. 

2043
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,000
Or just like Ran? 
Yeah. 

2044
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:18,960
Couldn't they just run across 
the water? 

2045
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,080
Not that far? 
Do they have to walk through the

2046
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,320
water? 
There's a lot of things that I'm

2047
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:27,920
like, you know, if I could get 
anywhere fast, I fucking would. 

2048
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:30,240
You know what I'm saying? 
It's I, I know it's like 

2049
01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:32,720
dramatic effect for them, like 
coming out of the water and. 

2050
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,160
Being all scary but. 
Like. 

2051
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:36,640
Jason But how long did that 
take? 

2052
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,600
You can't walk through water 
that quickly, you know? 

2053
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:41,640
Why not just run across it? 
Yeah, let me get over this 

2054
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:44,200
fucking rock, this fucking piece
of log. 

2055
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,760
No, hang on, I lost my foot and 
now I've fallen back 5 feet. 

2056
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,520
Yeah, you fucking float 
backwards. 

2057
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,240
Yeah, come on. 
Yeah, I'm like their super speed

2058
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:55,000
doesn't take place underwater. 
Holes. 

2059
01:34:56,120 --> 01:35:00,040
Yeah, no, I realized I was like,
there's a, there's a few, 

2060
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:03,000
there's a few problems, there's 
a few problems here. 

2061
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:06,640
They don't quite. 
This ain't lining up y'all. 

2062
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:11,800
This ain't adding up. 
So yeah, Jake and Bella have a 

2063
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:17,720
little cuddle while Jake and 
Edward talk shop about Bella. 

2064
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,560
They're just going back and 
forth about who's better for 

2065
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:23,000
Bella. 
And Edward is just taking the 

2066
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,640
High Road of being like, you 
know, like, obviously whatever 

2067
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:30,440
she chooses is whatever's 
Bella's choice. 

2068
01:35:30,440 --> 01:35:33,960
So like, if she chooses you, 
that's fine. 

2069
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:36,720
And Jacob's like, no, that's. 
Not good. 

2070
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:38,920
Enough. 
And I'm like, I, I just don't 

2071
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,320
fucking care. 
Just like sit down. 

2072
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:44,320
And even Edward at the end is 
like, you know, if you weren't 

2073
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:48,000
trying to take away my reason 
for existence, I might like you.

2074
01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:50,720
And Jacob's like can't return 
the favor. 

2075
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:53,200
Exactly. 
He's such a Dick up. 

2076
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:54,920
He's such a Dick. 
I hate you. 

2077
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:58,000
I hate this man. 
You know that's not. 

2078
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,600
True Shark boy would be a little
nicer. 

2079
01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:02,960
Where's lava go when you need to
just fucking set fire to 

2080
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:06,160
everything? 
I thought. 

2081
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,320
You ever? 
See shark boy and lava girl. 

2082
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:10,800
Dude I need someone to tell me 
what this movie is about. 

2083
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,840
I've never seen it. 
Spy, Spy Kids, isn't it? 

2084
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,760
Oh no, it's a shark. 
Is it a spinner? 

2085
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:15,960
Is it a spin off? 
Shut the. 

2086
01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:18,600
Fuck up, you're just saying. 
Yeah, it's like you spin off 

2087
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:19,760
saying. 
Words. 

2088
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,520
No. 
It's like way before Spy Kids. 

2089
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:26,120
No. 
It's just like the same animated

2090
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:28,600
spray. 
Is it part of the Spy Kids 

2091
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:31,120
franchise? 
Because if it did, I, I don't 

2092
01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:32,880
know. 
I stopped after three, three. 

2093
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:36,440
The third Spy Kids was my last 
entry into the Spy Kids 

2094
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:41,520
franchise. 
Spy Kids came out in 2001. 

2095
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,600
Yeah, I was 11. 
That was a. 

2096
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:45,920
Oh, you know why? 
Look from the director of Spy 

2097
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:46,920
Kids. 
That's where I got it from. 

2098
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:49,200
That yeah, I was like, I think 
it's the director. 

2099
01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:50,600
I don't. 
Think you cover though. 

2100
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,040
Yeah, it's basically. 
Yeah, it is. 

2101
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:55,280
I guess so. 
It's basically Spy Kids. 

2102
01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:57,160
It's basically Spy Kids. 
Look at it. 

2103
01:36:57,160 --> 01:36:59,920
Look, I think, I don't know, 
I've never actually seen it. 

2104
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:05,200
So they end the night and Edward
and Jacob are still not best 

2105
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,080
friends, but they're like. 
They're almost. 

2106
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:08,640
Mine. 
They're not besties yet. 

2107
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:12,320
They're definitely not besties. 
So Jake leaves to go check on 

2108
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:15,800
like how things are preparing 
for battle, because why? 

2109
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:19,120
Why is there a time like we're 
all showing up at a whatever? 

2110
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,840
That was all. 
That's not the point. 

2111
01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:22,840
The. 
Time was there because of Alice,

2112
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:24,560
who could predict when it was 
going to happen. 

2113
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,880
Right, because they walked 
through the water instead of 

2114
01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:28,720
running. 
Because of the time of day, she 

2115
01:37:28,840 --> 01:37:30,720
knew when the when the fight 
battle was going to happen, 

2116
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:31,960
remember. 
And they knew that they would 

2117
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:34,160
slowly approach. 
Yes, yes. 

2118
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:38,000
I guess marching I'm. 
Just saying yes to everything. 

2119
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:39,840
No, I like it. 
I'm. 

2120
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:41,000
Just agreeing with you. 
Portrait. 

2121
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,760
I'm disagreeing with you. 
I don't fucking know. 

2122
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:48,440
So Edward mentions loudly. 
Basically the moment they get 

2123
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:51,080
out of the tent. 
Like, you gotta get ready for 

2124
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:55,040
your wedding day. 
Come on bro. 

2125
01:37:55,480 --> 01:37:58,800
They kiss and Jacob's like. 
You're kidding. 

2126
01:37:59,000 --> 01:37:59,600
You're married. 
Engaged. 

2127
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:05,120
You dumb fucking. 
Almost. 

2128
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:08,000
That's exactly what he wanted to
say, 100%. 

2129
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:12,880
Still still waiting for that RV.
So Jacob gets super upset and he

2130
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:16,720
rushes away and Bella goes after
him and Edward's like no. 

2131
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:22,320
And she's like shut up. 
So she rushes off after Jake and

2132
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:26,400
she's like, Jake, I want you to 
kiss me. 

2133
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:27,400
Yeah. 
Tedious. 

2134
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,160
What for what? 
Why are you doing that to? 

2135
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:30,040
Why? 
Why are we? 

2136
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:33,200
Doing this, I don't. 
Know why are you torturing? 

2137
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,560
She wanted to see. 
If yeah, she wants to test her 

2138
01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:42,320
feelings to see how she may or 
may not feel, which is a popular

2139
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:45,840
trope in teenage girl media. 
True, but they don't. 

2140
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:48,520
It doesn't come across that way.
Which like, you can't just, you 

2141
01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:51,040
can't just be out here playing 
with boys emotions. 

2142
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:55,200
They have emotions too. 
But you know, that's neither 

2143
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:59,960
here nor there, I guess. 
And so Bella kisses Jacob. 

2144
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,880
And honestly, I like the way 
this is played out because she 

2145
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:05,160
like, kisses him and the way she
pulls away, I was like, she 

2146
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:09,640
didn't like that kiss. 
It's like there's no way she'd 

2147
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:11,960
like that kiss. 
And so he's like, Oh my God, I'm

2148
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,200
so glad we kissed. 
I'm so. 

2149
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,160
Excited to see. 
You later I'm going to go to the

2150
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:17,040
battle. 
I love you. 

2151
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,120
And then he like jumps away and 
she's like. 

2152
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:23,080
Won't be seeing him again 
deleting his songs. 

2153
01:39:23,680 --> 01:39:24,600
She's. 
Kind of like. 

2154
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,120
Unmatched. 
She like literally turns back to

2155
01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:29,520
Edward and. 
She's quite right. 

2156
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,240
She's like, so. 
I kind of kissed Jacob and he's 

2157
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,920
like, I know. 
I can bloody read minds. 

2158
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:41,000
And he's like, and she's like, I
don't, I love him, but like not 

2159
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:43,800
as much as you and she. 
He's like, I know. 

2160
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:45,920
Yeah, but how? 
He doesn't. 

2161
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,280
He doesn't know because he can't
read our. 

2162
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:51,040
Minds no I think that's the 
sweet part is like he just knows

2163
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,880
because he's like I just trust 
you and like whatever you want 

2164
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:57,440
to do is fine with me but like I
also think that like you're not 

2165
01:39:57,440 --> 01:40:01,600
lying when you say you love me 
so I'm like it's fine come on 

2166
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,600
and so the. 
Vamp. 

2167
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:07,400
Anyway, it's time for battle. 
Switch gears. 

2168
01:40:08,480 --> 01:40:12,760
So it's time for battle. 
We hear everything through 

2169
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:17,040
Edwards, who is getting his 
information from Seth, who is 

2170
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,960
the youngest of the werewolves, 
and so they're keeping him out 

2171
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:21,840
of the battle. 
He's 15. 

2172
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:24,720
Where is everyone else? 
I'm assuming he's 16 or older. 

2173
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:27,840
He's just he was a translator in
between the wolves so they can 

2174
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:29,360
all communicate. 
But I think he's right. 

2175
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:32,400
I think he, the others are 
older, 'cause he yeah, yeah. 

2176
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,360
He's young. 
Can't be older. 

2177
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:38,640
He is the youngest to transition
and then his sister is the first

2178
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:41,960
girl to transition. 
So I think both of those things 

2179
01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:44,680
are important. 
Also, like Stephanie Meyer, 

2180
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:47,280
please make a Make a Werewolf 
series. 

2181
01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:49,200
No, don't stay away from 
writing. 

2182
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:52,120
Dude. 
Lost in Oregon. 

2183
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:55,000
Jesus damn. 
Wow, he came out of the gate. 

2184
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:57,880
No lost in Seattle. 
She she hasn't read anything 

2185
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,240
since this. 
Exactly. 

2186
01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:02,360
It's just. 
This laziness write something. 

2187
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:05,720
And the paper baby. 
Penny, you know you'll get it 

2188
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:06,600
published. 
Wolves. 

2189
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:07,880
I'm just saying. 
Leah. 

2190
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:09,920
Leah. 
She's, you know, she deserves. 

2191
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:13,840
A whole ass story isn't there. 
Leah deserves a whole ass story.

2192
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:15,200
I'm just. 
Saying, didn't she come out with

2193
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:17,320
a twilight from Edward's point 
of view? 

2194
01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:20,000
Yeah, there's Midnight Sun. 
OK, but there isn't one. 

2195
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:23,960
There isn't one from Jacob, and 
there isn't one about the queer 

2196
01:41:23,960 --> 01:41:26,320
lights in the werewolves. 
No, the other one that she has 

2197
01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:29,880
is about the girl that ends up 
dying at the end of this movie 

2198
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:31,600
by Jane. 
We'll talk about her in a 

2199
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,040
minute. 
Oh, that's right, that's why 

2200
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:34,880
they pay so. 
Much attention. 

2201
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,760
Yeah. 
She made a she made a 

2202
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:44,000
subdivision of that, which they 
use for this movie, and that's 

2203
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,080
it. 
And The Midnight Sun, which I 

2204
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,480
haven't read. 
Sounds like a fun. 

2205
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:48,640
I don't know either. 
Yeah. 

2206
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:51,120
I'm like, I don't, I don't 
really need to read the first 

2207
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:53,320
book again. 
That's all it is. 

2208
01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:56,160
It's just the first book. 
But from Edward's perspective, I

2209
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,280
don't care. 
Might be, but who? 

2210
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:00,320
Maybe. 
Maybe we can get more back story

2211
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:03,520
from him. 
Maybe, I don't know, I feel like

2212
01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:06,160
I don't care. 
Maybe that's just me, I don't 

2213
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:08,680
know. 
I loved I loved Edward but like 

2214
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:11,160
I don't, I don't want to reread 
the same story. 

2215
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:13,240
Team Edwards. 
But I don't think, I don't think

2216
01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:14,200
it is. 
I think that's the thing. 

2217
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,880
It will be different. 
It won't. 

2218
01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:19,360
Be I think it's just going to be
the same story, but just in his 

2219
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:20,840
perspective, because that's the 
thing. 

2220
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:23,400
I'm giving her more credit than 
I think it than maybe. 

2221
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:25,400
Do maybe I'll check it out and 
I'll get back to you guys. 

2222
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:27,680
If it is the same and there's 
just like a few different scenes

2223
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,320
of Edward being like, she came 
in and I couldn't smell her, but

2224
01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:32,640
I mean I couldn't hear her, but 
she's sounds so funny. 

2225
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:34,360
And then they're like, they 
just. 

2226
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:36,560
Do the same scene as the. 
Lunch canteen like. 

2227
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:38,840
That's what I'm worried it's 
going to be, is just like he 

2228
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:41,840
watches in the lunchroom and I'm
like, I've already read this 

2229
01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:43,880
scene. 
I'm watching her while I sleep. 

2230
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:47,640
Yeah, I'm just like, I know this
already, but maybe you don't. 

2231
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:50,320
May I expect? 
She's really boring. 

2232
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:54,040
She's really boring. 
But I'm in love with her. 

2233
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:56,400
Maybe I should get back together
with Rosalie. 

2234
01:42:56,400 --> 01:42:58,000
And then there's a love triangle
that we. 

2235
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,560
Didn't even know about. 
Yeah, and he has like a whole 

2236
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:03,400
family on the other side of the 
world, so he runs there every 

2237
01:43:03,440 --> 01:43:06,680
night. 
Oh yeah, one of those people 

2238
01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:08,600
like in Florida. 
Runs all the way to Australia 

2239
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:13,080
underwater too anyway. 
So the battle begins. 

2240
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:15,800
The important part is obviously 
we're not going to go through 

2241
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,040
all the violence or whatever. 
I. 

2242
01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:18,880
Want to go step by step on each 
battle part? 

2243
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:25,000
But the important part is each 
part that ultimately Edward and 

2244
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:28,800
Bella realize that they've been 
found and Victoria figured out 

2245
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:32,800
that they weren't in that 
vicinity or whatever, so she 

2246
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:36,120
went to go find them and she 
brings Riley along with them. 

2247
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:39,720
There's this battle off where 
where Edward and Bella are being

2248
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:41,800
like Riley. 
She's using you and he's not 

2249
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,520
listening. 
She found them because of 

2250
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,560
Edward's trail. 
Yes, and she followed. 

2251
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:50,240
Edward's scent should have 
carried. 

2252
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:53,240
Both of us. 
OK, but again, it's lazy because

2253
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:55,200
it's like. 
Honestly, subjective, Jacob. 

2254
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:57,840
Yeah. 
It's lazy because you, like, you

2255
01:43:57,840 --> 01:44:00,200
give off a scent. 
OK, they're looking for Bella, 

2256
01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:02,520
but motherfucker, you don't 
think she can smell you too? 

2257
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:04,960
Yeah. 
Come on, my guy. 

2258
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:06,720
Werewolves. 
Get them up the hill so that 

2259
01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:08,680
won't. 
Matter exactly they're because 

2260
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:10,240
they're going to think dog you 
know they're not going. 

2261
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:14,240
To Jacob's strong enough, Bella.
Edward Gun show. 

2262
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:17,320
Yeah, or get Zeth right on the 
back of that dog. 

2263
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:19,600
Turn them to a dog and then they
can both sit on his back. 

2264
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:21,440
Exactly. 
Lazy. 

2265
01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:23,000
Come on, we just wrote a better 
storyline. 

2266
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,520
Yeah. 
Dude put a saddle on that bitch.

2267
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:26,080
Put. 
A. 

2268
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:28,920
Saddle on that bitch. 
Put that on a T-shirt. 

2269
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:34,480
So when they try to reason with 
Riley, he's not listening. 

2270
01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:37,280
Ultimately, Riley gets taken out
by one of the werewolves, so 

2271
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:39,160
it's fine. 
I think it's Seth that kills 

2272
01:44:39,160 --> 01:44:40,200
him. 
I think it's Seth that. 

2273
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,840
Yeah, I think that's Seth's 
first kill. 

2274
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:43,080
So, like, good on you, Seth. 
He. 

2275
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:45,720
Rips his whole body, like his 
body apart, yeah. 

2276
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,000
Yeah, and. 
Glass jaw. 

2277
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:54,920
Edward keeps like going at 
Victoria until she's ready to 

2278
01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:58,000
like take him on. 
She he eggs her on. 

2279
01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:00,720
She tries to leave. 
Over with yeah. 

2280
01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:02,240
She's like, oh, I'm just going 
to leave again. 

2281
01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:04,200
And just like. 
He's like you'll never get, 

2282
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:06,200
you'll never get enough. 
You'll never get me. 

2283
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:09,360
See you in the next movie. 
It would have. 

2284
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:12,760
I would have gotten away with it
too if it weren't for you 

2285
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:16,240
meddling kids. 
Meddling human, that's. 

2286
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,800
Exactly. 
She she was going to run away. 

2287
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:20,000
And get her on your. 
Right. 

2288
01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:23,080
I do get it though. 
So Victoria and Edward have a 

2289
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:28,000
face off, but ultimately she he 
decapitates her and then sets 

2290
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,760
her ablaze. 
I was really mad because he 

2291
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:32,560
threw the whole Zippo lighter, 
the whole Zippo lighter right at

2292
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:34,840
her to set her on fire. 
I was like, dude, that's like a 

2293
01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,960
$40 lighter. 
Just light her foot on fire. 

2294
01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:38,920
Oh, go. 
Also, I'm going to bring this up

2295
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:42,640
one more time please. 
Please just imagine it for a 

2296
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:45,440
second. 
What if we did Twilight again 

2297
01:45:45,840 --> 01:45:49,440
but we made it ATV series and it
was gory as fuck. 

2298
01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:52,600
I'm talking Walking Dead levels 
of gory. 

2299
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:57,240
Twilight could be done again and
it could be really good if we 

2300
01:45:57,240 --> 01:46:00,080
got it rated our version. 
Terrified. 

2301
01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:03,800
Because think about it, they 
have to be ripped to pieces and 

2302
01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:05,280
burned alive. 
That's all. 

2303
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:08,680
Fucking dark ass vampire tale if
I've ever heard. 

2304
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:12,480
When we could expand on that? 
They do a good job in a PG13 

2305
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:16,200
movie to make it violent enough.
Right, that's why I'm saying 

2306
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,040
like I'm. 
The way he kills her if he bites

2307
01:46:18,040 --> 01:46:20,720
her necks and RIP rips it off 
and her head falls off. 

2308
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:23,480
Yeah, it's pretty violent. 
And vampires are supposed to 

2309
01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:26,720
have crazy sex, which is why 
Edward refuses to fuck. 

2310
01:46:26,800 --> 01:46:28,480
Which is also why true. 
Marriage. 

2311
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:29,160
Yeah. 
True Blood. 

2312
01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:31,880
So like, yeah. 
And like you could give us True 

2313
01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:34,840
Blood, but with the Twilight. 
Like the way they move so 

2314
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,600
quickly. 
Some of those sex scenes in True

2315
01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,440
Blood is so funny because they 
do that I. 

2316
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:40,520
Haven't watched George, I've 
never. 

2317
01:46:40,520 --> 01:46:42,400
Seen truth, Blood. 
True. 

2318
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:44,320
It's just True Blood, Jerry. 
Yeah. 

2319
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:45,800
OK, so you know they move quick,
right? 

2320
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:48,240
Yeah, it's like that. 
There's a sex, there's multiple 

2321
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:50,400
sex scenes, but it's very funny 
because it's vampires, but 

2322
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:52,360
they're moving so quick. 
Oh, so silly. 

2323
01:46:52,480 --> 01:46:55,560
OK, that's kind of fun. 
I was telling Jerry earlier, I 

2324
01:46:55,560 --> 01:46:57,400
want to watch. 
I want to watch True Blood 

2325
01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:00,320
because I want to see their. 
I like comparing vampire lore. 

2326
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,280
Boners as a vampire. 
First, exactly where is it? 

2327
01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:05,000
There's no that's it's a good 
point. 

2328
01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:06,680
I don't know. 
Where you pumping it from? 

2329
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:11,320
Buffy also also they they fuck 
vampires and I don't know why or

2330
01:47:11,320 --> 01:47:13,280
how. 
That's why they that's why Rene 

2331
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:16,640
Esme makes me so uncomfortable. 
Uncomfortable. 

2332
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:19,680
I can't wait to do Breaking 
Dawn. 

2333
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,640
I'm going to tear it apart. 
I'm not ready to talk about 

2334
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:24,160
imprinting like that. 
I'm not ready to talk about 

2335
01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:27,040
zombie fucking dead babies. 
She's cute. 

2336
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:30,640
Nope, she's CGI monster. 
She's terrified. 

2337
01:47:31,040 --> 01:47:33,720
No, she's terrified until she's 
casted as a real. 

2338
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:34,520
Actress. 
Fuck you. 

2339
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,280
Look at the year of that movie 
and look at the movies that 

2340
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:37,960
came. 
About it. 

2341
01:47:37,960 --> 01:47:39,360
Look at the. 
Refocus. 

2342
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:41,560
We're going to refocus I. 
Have the. 

2343
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:47,080
Timeline We're going to refocus.
Transformers came out in 2007. 

2344
01:47:48,520 --> 01:47:52,160
So just as the oh, and in case 
you were wondering, Edward does 

2345
01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:56,440
in fact take Victoria downtown 
pieces set her on fire. 

2346
01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,320
I think you mentioned that he no
longer has a Zippo. 

2347
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:04,200
So just as the battle wraps up 
the Volturi are about to arrive.

2348
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:08,080
So Alice sends away the wolves, 
but not before Leah and Jacob 

2349
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:11,600
take out one stray. 
But unfortunately, Jacob gets 

2350
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:14,520
hurt in the process and he 
shatters all the bones on the 

2351
01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:17,480
right side of his body. 
Yeah, and no one cares. 

2352
01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:20,480
No one cares. 
No one cares. 

2353
01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:23,600
His bones turn to dust. 
Yeah, he shattered his bones, 

2354
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:24,640
Yeah. 
Yeah, he'll be fine. 

2355
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:27,280
For real. 
Oh, are we playing that when 

2356
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:32,960
they die now? 
Honestly, it I don't know. 

2357
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:36,160
It's inconsequential. 
Yeah, it doesn't matter. 

2358
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:39,200
So he gets taken away. 
And don't worry, Carlisle's like

2359
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:41,240
I'll be there in like 20 
minutes. 

2360
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:42,240
Like just wait for. 
Me. 

2361
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:46,200
Wake me up. 
He's he's got. 

2362
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:48,720
Advanced healing. 
Why do we care it? 

2363
01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:49,520
Doesn't. 
It doesn't matter. 

2364
01:48:49,520 --> 01:48:55,240
It doesn't matter. 
So the Volturi show up, they 

2365
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:59,520
check on Bella and they're like,
you're still human and remind 

2366
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:02,160
them about their agreement. 
They're like the data set it's 

2367
01:49:02,160 --> 01:49:05,560
gonna be very soon and they're. 
Like, OK, bye. 

2368
01:49:06,120 --> 01:49:10,640
And so Jane picks out a child, 
kills them and then they leave 

2369
01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:17,600
the Volturi in one sentence. 
Also, I love that I, I, I didn't

2370
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:21,160
realize this until I was like re
watching it, but I was like, oh 

2371
01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:25,080
shit. 
Like this is a reunion for 

2372
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:28,640
Kristen and Dakota Fanning 
because they just runaways. 

2373
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,560
Runaways in between. 
These two. 

2374
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,400
It's really weird that she was 
in this too. 

2375
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:35,640
And then pick a friend. 
Apparently they're really good 

2376
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:38,960
friends outside of yeah. 
So. 

2377
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:42,080
Happy movies, yeah. 
They actually became good 

2378
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:44,560
friends, which makes sense 
because they kind of play lovers

2379
01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:46,000
in The Runaway. 
She should Have gone. 

2380
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:47,800
Makes sense. 
She should have been Padme. 

2381
01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:51,120
Kristen Stewart. 
She wouldn't have been the right

2382
01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:52,400
age. 
She would have been 9. 

2383
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,520
She. 
Would be like a kid. 

2384
01:49:53,720 --> 01:49:56,600
Me and Kristen Me and Kristen 
Stewart are the same age so. 

2385
01:49:57,000 --> 01:50:00,120
1999, which means they filmed in
like 97. 

2386
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:02,080
Yeah, she could have been in 
Beethoven then. 

2387
01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:11,080
So we end in the Meadow. 
This is where Bella tells Edward

2388
01:50:11,080 --> 01:50:14,560
why she wants to ultimately 
transition into a vampire. 

2389
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:18,560
This was part of the reason that
I really love this book because 

2390
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:20,880
when you get Bellas perspective 
finally. 

2391
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:23,760
Because even though we follow 
her as a reader, she never 

2392
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:26,040
actually tells us what the fuck 
she's thinking. 

2393
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:27,840
So we. 
Don't. 

2394
01:50:28,040 --> 01:50:29,960
Know no. 
So Bella finally reveals that 

2395
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:32,680
she wants to be. 
She wants to be a part of this 

2396
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:34,600
world. 
This is where she feels the most

2397
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:37,600
like herself. 
She feels the strongest when 

2398
01:50:37,600 --> 01:50:40,080
she's surrounded by them like 
she's supposed to be part of 

2399
01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:42,440
their family. 
It's kind of like she's 

2400
01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:45,720
describing invisible string 
theory without saying it. 

2401
01:50:45,760 --> 01:50:48,200
Like she's supposed to be part. 
She's supposed to be here. 

2402
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:51,920
She was supposed to meet them. 
This is supposed to happen, and 

2403
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:56,760
it feels, it feels right to her,
not just the relationship that 

2404
01:50:56,760 --> 01:50:59,960
she's in. 
So that's why she wants to 

2405
01:50:59,960 --> 01:51:02,400
ultimately change. 
And I think this is what changes

2406
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:07,800
Edward's perspective on it. 
And so she decides to throw on 

2407
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:11,280
that engagement ring. 
And now the final battle has 

2408
01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:15,920
become telling Charlie when 
they're going to get married, 

2409
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:20,320
and that's Twilight. 
Twilight. 

2410
01:51:20,320 --> 01:51:22,120
Eclipse. 
It eclipsed. 

2411
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:28,080
The heart, feelings, opinions, 
and most importantly, we all 

2412
01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:29,720
right. 
No, shouldn't have. 

2413
01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:33,640
It's too much. 
Do you want me to go first? 

2414
01:51:33,640 --> 01:51:34,760
No. 
OK, do you want to? 

2415
01:51:35,120 --> 01:51:36,800
Go first. 
No, please. 

2416
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:40,200
Pusha should go last because 
it's upsetting. 

2417
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:44,120
I like the series, this one is a
little slower. 

2418
01:51:44,560 --> 01:51:48,560
Fair and and please tell me like
be honest. 

2419
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:51,080
I what happened? 
I feel like I have been. 

2420
01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:54,440
I can have my, I can have a 
separate opinion. 

2421
01:51:54,440 --> 01:51:55,520
It's OK. 
Exactly. 

2422
01:51:55,600 --> 01:51:58,160
Yeah, We don't have to opinion. 
Honest. 

2423
01:51:58,360 --> 01:51:59,440
Honest. 
Are you saying honest? 

2424
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:01,600
Honest. 
Can I have some holidays? 

2425
01:52:03,480 --> 01:52:10,440
Yes, humane. 
I'm going to give it a solid 

2426
01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:14,600
real high. 
I know what he's going to say. 

2427
01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:19,800
Oh wow, I thought he was going 
to give it a six. 

2428
01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:21,640
OK. 
I I was thinking 6 and a. 

2429
01:52:21,640 --> 01:52:23,000
Half. 
Do you want to give it 5? 

2430
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,760
Anything in particular? 
Yeah, I want to give it 5. 

2431
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:28,640
Bella, it was. 
That one last time, wasn't it? 

2432
01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:30,080
Yeah, we use that one. 
We. 

2433
01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:33,360
We've all used the fuck out of 
Boa Loca. 

2434
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:43,480
Five different bones shattered 
on the right side of my body. 

2435
01:52:43,680 --> 01:52:45,800
I'm a dog. 
I think I've made myself pretty 

2436
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:49,920
clear. 1 1/2 and I'm not even 
going to title my rating. 

2437
01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:53,200
I'm that disappointed. 
So it's a total eclipse of your 

2438
01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:54,160
rating. 
Basically. 

2439
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:55,320
Oh, good one. 
Thanks. 

2440
01:52:57,520 --> 01:52:59,560
You're going to give it a 1.5? 
Yeah. 

2441
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:02,400
Total eclipse. 
Not even going to quote the 

2442
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:06,120
movie on this one. 
Come on, it could have been an 

2443
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:08,360
hour and 45. 
Is it? 

2444
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:10,840
Is it solely just how boring it 
was? 

2445
01:53:12,320 --> 01:53:17,680
Yeah, I think I'm over it. 
I think I, I don't know. 

2446
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,760
There's something about like the
Twilight and the saga and 

2447
01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:21,440
everything. 
I think I'm very much over it. 

2448
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:25,840
Yeah, Slow. 
Think I made all my points 

2449
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:28,760
pretty clear. 
Yeah, throughout the whole time 

2450
01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:30,040
I heard you. 
Thanks. 

2451
01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:31,920
I appreciate that even if no one
else was listening. 

2452
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:34,680
I think you know Jerry heard me.
Yes, I don't. 

2453
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:37,280
Know there's just, there's a lot
about it like that's fair. 

2454
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:41,000
The first one is OK, The second 
one is like, entertaining. 

2455
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:43,800
I feel like this one should have
been a combination of the two, 

2456
01:53:43,800 --> 01:53:46,200
and it's not. 
And it drags. 

2457
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:49,400
It's boring, The writing's bad, 
acting isn't great. 

2458
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:51,800
You're right about the fighting 
scenes. 

2459
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:54,280
There could have been more. 
Yeah, like the like I said, the 

2460
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:56,560
last half an hour is like where 
I was kind of like, oh, this is 

2461
01:53:56,560 --> 01:53:57,840
good. 
And then it ends and I'm like 

2462
01:53:57,960 --> 01:53:59,760
fuck. 
That's fair. 

2463
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:03,160
I think it's fair. 
I'm going to give this. 

2464
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:07,560
I know I I'm going to give it a 
ridiculous rating in comparison,

2465
01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:11,840
but I feel like that's right 
because like, I really like this

2466
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:16,120
movie. 
I'm going to give it a seven. 

2467
01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:18,920
I know that's higher than it 
should be. 

2468
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:21,280
It's. 
It's whatever you want it to be.

2469
01:54:21,280 --> 01:54:22,320
It's. 
Whatever you want it to be, it 

2470
01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:24,000
doesn't matter. 
It could be 7, it could be 11. 

2471
01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:26,160
Porsche, you could have this as 
a 10 because you like this in 

2472
01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:27,280
the series. 
I don't care. 

2473
01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:30,120
It doesn't matter. 0 on your own
movie. 

2474
01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:33,600
I'm literally giving it A7 and 
if you guys look at this. 

2475
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:39,760
Edward proposes. 
I'm sorry, that was the 

2476
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:41,680
important part, he proposes. 
Like it was. 

2477
01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:45,880
And he has to tell her to like, 
hey, calm your horny ass. 

2478
01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:48,040
For real. 
I want to wait until you're 

2479
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:49,320
mine. 
And I'm like, oh. 

2480
01:54:49,800 --> 01:54:51,840
My God. 
He should have a chastity belt 

2481
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:53,760
on. 
Honestly, kill me now. 

2482
01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:56,080
One thing I do like about each 
movie is it ends in a 

2483
01:54:56,080 --> 01:54:57,640
cliffhanger. 
You what? 

2484
01:54:57,960 --> 01:55:00,720
I like the fact that they put a 
cliffhanger on each movie. 

2485
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:02,720
Yeah, I do like that too. 
You never. 

2486
01:55:02,760 --> 01:55:05,760
Know that is the that is the 
smartest thing they've done. 

2487
01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:08,040
No, you know where it's going to
go. 

2488
01:55:08,040 --> 01:55:09,360
It keeps you in suspense, but 
it's good. 

2489
01:55:09,360 --> 01:55:12,760
Yeah, like the last one he did 
say, like, will you marry me? 

2490
01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:15,640
And now it's like, oh fuck, we 
have to tell, tell everybody. 

2491
01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,160
We have to tell. 
Yeah, it's a cliffhanger. 

2492
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,600
It's fine. 
It's. 

2493
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:20,600
Good. 
And also she's not a vampire by 

2494
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:23,520
the end of this movie because, 
like, they did graduate high 

2495
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:25,560
school and you thought it was 
going to happen right after 

2496
01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:27,600
that. 
So it does keep you on the edge 

2497
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:30,080
of your seat of being like, 
wait, she's not turned yet. 

2498
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:31,600
Yeah. 
So it keeps you it. 

2499
01:55:31,600 --> 01:55:33,720
Makes you want to keep watching 
it until. 

2500
01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:37,600
Which is probably why Breaking 
Dog Part 1 ends with her 

2501
01:55:37,600 --> 01:55:40,280
becoming one, but we don't get 
to see her being one. 

2502
01:55:40,280 --> 01:55:42,800
Exactly. 
'Cause now you're like fuck, now

2503
01:55:42,800 --> 01:55:44,280
I have to see her being one 
just. 

2504
01:55:44,280 --> 01:55:48,440
Slightly more suspense. 
Yeah, Well, thank you, Portia. 

2505
01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:50,320
Yes. 
Well, thanks for watching this 

2506
01:55:50,320 --> 01:55:52,440
with me guys. 
I know that this wasn't 

2507
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:57,840
necessarily Oscar worthy pig, 
but I appreciate you guys 

2508
01:55:57,840 --> 01:56:00,480
watching it with me. 
I had a lot of fun. 

2509
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:07,480
How many do we have another week
before we start a 3rd 20 

2510
01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:09,360
minutes? 
Yes, we start. 

2511
01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:12,680
It now. 
So we can start it whenever 

2512
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:14,760
though. 
I think we should start it. 

2513
01:56:15,240 --> 01:56:17,280
Should we start it next? 
Well, because we still have to 

2514
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:19,440
put a couple episodes out before
this one comes out. 

2515
01:56:19,560 --> 01:56:21,480
Yeah, I think the next one 
should. 

2516
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:24,280
Be would have already dropped 
after this one, yes. 

2517
01:56:24,760 --> 01:56:26,800
There you go. 
So for 20 months should 

2518
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:30,360
potentially start with our next 
pick, OK, which would be by the 

2519
01:56:30,360 --> 01:56:33,960
one and only Daniel. 
I might have to do next Friday. 

2520
01:56:33,960 --> 01:56:36,160
We also. 
Have triple X in the Jingle. 

2521
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:38,080
Oh, that's a good one to 
release. 

2522
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:40,760
OK, excellent. 
We can use that as a filler if 

2523
01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:42,920
needed. 
But I think, yeah, we start 

2524
01:56:42,920 --> 01:56:47,680
let's let's start Stoner month. 
Stoner Month. 

2525
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:50,160
Sure. 
Pineapple Express. 

2526
01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:52,800
You got a plethora to choose 
from. 

2527
01:56:52,800 --> 01:56:55,600
I know I put you on the spot, so
I don't expect you to have one. 

2528
01:56:56,200 --> 01:56:59,680
Sequels I had Next Friday in 
mind just because I have been 

2529
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:02,600
meaning to watch it again and I 
think it's hilarious. 

2530
01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:05,720
Also, Michael Blackson in that 
movie is just hilarious. 

2531
01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:07,080
I'm here for. 
It where you are. 

2532
01:57:07,120 --> 01:57:09,400
You wanna come in? 
Guantanamo Bay. 

2533
01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:11,080
What happened? 
Oh yeah. 

2534
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:14,800
Do you want to commit? 
Sure, OK, sure, sure. 

2535
01:57:15,000 --> 01:57:17,720
Next Friday we're doing next 
Friday. 

2536
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:21,000
Not that this is Friday, but it 
could be Friday. 

2537
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:21,760
Could. 
Be on a Friday. 

2538
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:24,680
Could be Friday we're. 
Going to be fried that day 

2539
01:57:24,680 --> 01:57:26,320
though. 
We're going to definitely be 

2540
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:27,560
fried that day. 
Yeah. 

2541
01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:31,120
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2542
01:57:31,120 --> 01:57:33,760
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2543
01:57:33,760 --> 01:57:36,160
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2544
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:39,000
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2545
01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:42,280
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2546
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:46,160
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2547
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:48,400
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2548
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:49,480
Bye.