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Hello, everyone. 
Welcome back to the cinema. 

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Sit down. 
You're joining us on this lovely

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day. 
My name is Daniel. 

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I'm Jerry Joseph. 
And I'm Portia, welcome back. 

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Hello everyone. 
Another Spooktacular Oktoberfest

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episode. 
Yeah, the the name keeps 

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changing. 
We can get it. 

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There is no name a spectacular a
girl has no name and. 

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It actually kind of makes sense 
because the movie that we are 

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choosing is mine and it is a mix
of a movie. 

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Yeah, 2 movies. 
It's a mix. 

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It's a mix of a movie. 
It's a mix. 

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Of a it's a mix of 2 horror 
movies. 

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It'll be fun and this is 
actually. 

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Two franchises, right? 
Yes, I'm going to say this is 

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not my pick. 
It's not really, is it? 

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Wait, no. 
This is my pick, but it's not my

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pick. 
I'm doing this on behalf of my 

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Uncle Pete. 
Gotcha. 

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Shout out to Uncle Pete. 
Stuff. 

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Uncle Pete. 
He's the one. 

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Who designed and got our 
koozies? 

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Our koozies for your drinks. 
So shout out if you want to grab

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some of those for stocking 
stuffers this Christmas. 

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It really works, folks. 
Yep. 

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Sponsored by Uncle Pete. 
Yes, sponsored by Uncle Pete. 

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Thank you Uncle Pete and this he
said one of his favourites. 

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So I grew up watching this movie
too and all the original ones 

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too. 
My my father loved these movies 

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and loved the comedy that he 
brings at a Freddy. 

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Freddy is a humorous character 
and my dad always laughed at the

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stupid shit he said in all the 
movies. 

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It made him laugh he loved it. 
Just his favorite type of 

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movies. 
So this kind of brings back some

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fun memories and I'm excited. 
Well, I was going to say, I was 

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just going to touch on it. 
Freddy is one of those bad guys 

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that just seems like a bit of a 
cool, kind of like bad guy. 

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Like you almost want to hang out
with him? 

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Almost. 
Yeah. 

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Almost. 
If he wasn't the things, he was 

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he. 
Wasn't everything that? 

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He if he wasn't, yeah, if you're
absolutely different. 

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Yeah, if he just wasn't him and 
had the jokes, he said, then 

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wouldn't he just be like. 
I think, I think the other thing

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is, if I'm not wrong, I think 
it's Robert England's. 

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He would just be improvisation 
of him doing the whole bitch 

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thing, isn't it? 
Because it goes throughout the 

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series? 
It's not just this one that he 

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does it, but. 
No, I think it was in the first 

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one too. 
We covered that movie. 

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A shameless plug Once Upon a 
time. 

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I don't know if it is, but I 
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in the series I think he gets 
more free with the character. 

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Oh. 
Absolutely. 

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Yeah, definitely. 
You know. 

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More. 
David England. 

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Yeah. 
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think it's a good time to play 
the final. 

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I got my suit of armor on. 
Can I be so honest? 

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I feel like this movie feels so 
Halloween like now I'm in the 

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mood, I'm feeling festive. 
It's I'm feeling. 

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Very Halloween. 
What are you guys? 

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Do you have any plans? 
It is getting close. 

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This is technically this is the 
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'cause our last episode was 
Carrie. 

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One before that we did was Lost 
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So this one is technically 
towards the end of October, but.

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We're feeling spooky. 
We're feeling really good and 

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we're going to carry it all the 
way to the end to have October 

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and maybe even, you know, the 
first week of November and have 

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a. 
Last. 

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A little bit of a scary movie, a
Halloween hangover, if you will.

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'Cause there's. 
There's a good. 

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One Halloween hangover. 
Shout that out if you guys want 

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us to do that on a T-shirt or 
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Halloween hangover. 
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month. 
I like that. 

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It reminds me of How I Met your 
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You know the you know what I'm 
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
When you first came to my house 

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and that's how you met my mom. 
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they talk about Halloween, I 
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the slutty pumpkin, and they 
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Halloween and you just see 
everyone doing the the the walk 

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of shame. 
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That's that's a Halloween 
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Yep, and half their costume is 
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Yes. 
State of smeared or it, you 

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know, whatever the case may be 
as a just a reminder, hey, we've

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got koozies. 
Do you want one? 

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Hit us up. 
We're on TikTok, we're on 

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Instagram. 
We don't need all of them. 

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We got the things, we got the 
stuff. 

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We cut the hook up. 
So let us know if you want some 

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koozies. 
As of reminder, you know, if you

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enjoy our podcast, we'd love if 
you shared it with other people.

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We're available on all podcasts,
streaming places, you know, 

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wherever you want to get your 
podcasts. 

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That's where we at iTunes, 
Spotify, all those good things 

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and give us a follow on 
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know, sometimes we feel like 
posting things. 

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And we and when we post it, it's
it's killer content. 

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And honestly, we just really 
want your feedback. 

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We want to know what you think 
of the show and also tell us 

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what movies you want us to 
cover. 

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Yeah, I want to know what you 
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example, Freddy versus Jason, 
Uncle Pete shout out Happy 

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Halloween that is a fan of our 
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Giving us a suggestion. 
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I never I. 
Just go ahead and send us some 

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in our Instagram. 
Just shoot us an Instagram 

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picture of the movie cover and 
tell us why I. 

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Didn't do you like? 
Yeah, we will give you a shot. 

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We're not closed off, no. 
We're like wide open, yes. 

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Oh, why? 
Don't. 

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We were trying to get a plan of 
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Greet to make it sound 
desperate. 

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I was. 
Trying to sound slutty. 

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Nothing wrong with that. 
There is no Porsche's News 

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Corner this week. 
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OK. 
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was like, we're going to save 
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But maybe next week, in lieu of 
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we will do a trivia news. 
Corner. 

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Love it. 
A brief 1. 

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I have a question I like. 
That instead of a news corner, 

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can I ask a question? 
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Do we have time? 
Yeah, we have time. 

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We have time. 
We have time, just it'll be 

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quick. 
So horror fans that we are, do 

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you prefer the Freddy series or 
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Or I'm just going to throw in 
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hasn't been like a triple team 
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Do you have a favorite? 
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'cause we're already on the 
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any of the original Friday the 
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Even though I bought you them 
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Mm Hmm. 
But you have seen to. 

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Rewatch all of them. 
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Yes, the one with Jared 
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I'm not gonna lie, I was very 
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time, and so I saw everything he
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He did a bunch of horror movies 
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That's all. 
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We're gonna finish it the series
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Yeah, me and you, we're gonna go
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I think it's a good idea. 
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But because you included 
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series. 
That that's that's the hill I'm 

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gonna die on. 
That's the best OK series. 

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Jason goes to space, so. 
Yeah, he does. 

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Jason X. 
That movie slaps. 

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My mom didn't like Jason X. 
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What? 
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shit. 
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Halloween H2O. 
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Like I know it's Halloween and 
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H2O is a terrible name because. 
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No, it's Halloween though. 
Wait, what is this Halloween? 

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Issue Halloween H2O. 
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Because he died in fire and 
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Yeah, I'm. 
Going to I'm done with him. 

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No, that was off the counter. 
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So that is that's true. 
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Jason, did you see the three new
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No. 
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No. 
Halloween. 

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Kill Halloween. 
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Kills, but we didn't watch the 
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One I watched, Halloween returns
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Oh yeah, Halloween returns, but 
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We didn't finish it. 
We can't finish a series. 

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No, we can't. 
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I love those, all three of 
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Danny McBride. 
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Big horror guy him. 
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No, those three, those three 
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Isn't it crazy how comedians are
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do it so well? 
Him, Jordan. 

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Peele. 
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And then Seth Rogen's a comedian
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I would put John Krasinski in 
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Like people I don't think maybe 
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people like a quiet place, 
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Oh yeah, no, I really. 
Good. 

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I love the first and second one,
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And then what's the one before? 
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That one was. 
Weird it was. 

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All it was all about getting 
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Like I love pizza, but the 
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girl getting pizza. 
Oh, she did. 

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She did want a specific slice of
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OK. 
So kind of a side a side quest, 

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if you will for pizza? 
Interesting. 

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Maybe I'll just stick to 1:00 
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She was dying, but she was. 
But she wanted a slice of pizza.

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Before she died, yeah. 
It's a side quest, as opposed to

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the main mission of. 
What's the main mission? 

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Getting pizza. 
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Figuring out what the fuck is 
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is kind of the main part, but 
she's but she also wants pizza 

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along the way. 
Through alien shooting. 

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We don't have time to babies. 
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And run through aliens shooting 
just to get a slice of of of. 

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OK, well now. 
I want a little slice. 

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Maybe I should watch that 
tonight. 

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Can you watch it and then report
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the pizza was? 
It was important because she was

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dying. 
I get it, it's her favorite 

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pizza place ever, but like, the 
world's ending now so it's no 

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longer your top. 
No, no, no, no. 

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It's her top priority. 
It's not the. 

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Yeah, but like to drag other 
people. 

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Like I'm going to go with you, 
but I'm not telling you why. 

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It's all because of pizza like. 
I think he's making the pizza a 

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much bigger plop. 
I feel like. 

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I feel like it annoyed Jerry, so
I feel like he's making it the 

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plot, because the plot is 
obviously the fact that fucking 

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aliens landed on Earth that can 
hear. 

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Yeah, but they I feel like we're
going to watch a bag and she 

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wanted like a. 
Hot dog the whole time or? 

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Something or Jerry wanted a 
pizza. 

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Jerry wanted a pizza. 
That's what he's like. 

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Fuck, I need a pizza. 
Where is it? 

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Fucking pizza. 
I feel like Jerry could star in 

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a movie totally about finding 
the last slice of pizza. 

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I'd watch it, Yeah. 
I don't know man. 

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I feel like you'd. 
I feel like it. 

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Could be like an action movie. 
Yeah, I could see it. 

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I guess so like a John Wick? 
Wait, did you ever? 

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Yes, John Wick, but pizza? 
Did you ever see that? 

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They fuck up your final pizza 
and you're like, this is the 

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last straw. 
Oh my God, I'm going to write 

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this movie tonight. 
I got a really strange Clive 

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Owen movie for. 
You Clive Owen? 

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Yeah. 
What do I know him from? 

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He was in closer. 
Yes, that's what I know him. 

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From children and men. 
I've seen closer. 

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That was in 2004. 
I think this one was in 2000 

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and. 
You guys remember when Jew law 

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was have? 
You seen this? 

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No that have you? 
Seen that the the. 

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Title alone makes me feel like 
no, absolutely not. 

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Have you seen that? 
No, I. 

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Haven't wildly absurd, it 
sounds. 

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Wildly absurd. 
It's called shoot em up. 

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Yeah, it's no, I have not seen 
that. 

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Watch it. 
Well, last dumb movie I saw was 

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it's pretty good. 
The one with Jacob from Twilight

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and he was like a parkour guy 
that got into sun parkour. 

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Oh yeah, abduction. 
Yeah, that was it. 

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Abduction or. 
Something Oh, I watched that 

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movie. 
It's. 

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Stupid movie. 
It was. 

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I watched it. 
I wanted it to be good for him 

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for. 
His sake, well. 

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The action scenes looked. 
Cool, cool. 

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Yeah, I'm. 
Getting a resounding silence 

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from the boys, he hasn't the 
action movie experts in the room

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he. 
Hasn't done much since then. 

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Who? 
Taylor, Arna. 

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No, he has a podcast with his 
wife. 

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Oh he does Taylor Taylor. 
And he was in a Taylor Swift 

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music video or something, or on 
stage with her Did. 

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He retire from Hollywood. 
I don't. 

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I don't think it's willingly. 
You feel me? 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You know, sometimes you just 

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can't. 
Justice for Taylor Lautner. 

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He needs someone give him 
something to do. 

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I want to see him on our reboot.
Reboot Shark. 

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He was in that TV show. 
There was. 

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A TV show star. 
Boy and lava girl. 

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Yeah, reboot. 
That. 

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Or just. 
What's he doing now, dude? 

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Wasn't he in the Ridiculous 6? 
Yes. 

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Yes, that's the last thing I 
remember seeing him in and we 

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did not, did we? 
We watched like maybe 10 minutes

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of it and we were like what? 
This is stupid, dude. 

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We couldn't do it. 
I couldn't get. 

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I don't know if I've even tried.
I couldn't get through it. 

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What's the western movie with 
the guy from family? 

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Guy that's funny in the West. 
Don't like it? 

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Yeah, we turned that one. 
Off too. 

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No, we finished it. 
Oh no, you. 

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Finished it, I finished. 
It later, no. 

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Recollection. 
I still didn't like it, you 

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find? 
It funny. 

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No, it was like all the same 
jokes. 

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Wasn't that Family Guy but in? 
Real life. 

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I thought it was funny. 
But it was a family. 

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Guy in real life. 
So like they're talking and 

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they're like. 
Yeah, maybe that time that sheep

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came into the way into the well.
And then it just flashes to a 

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sheep running into a wall. 
It's like ha ha ha. 

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Not as not quite as funny when 
it's not a cartoon. 

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No, when it's like a cartoon, 
it's way different. 

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It makes more sense that that's 
like, I don't know, but like 

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when you just do Family Guy 
jokes and in that space it's 

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different. 
I wouldn't say the same thing 

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about Ted. 
Ted had a plot. 

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It was about a teddy bear, the 
Volk. 

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They didn't also jump into 
random musicals or anything like

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it. 
Was very towards the second one 

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he had. 
Like, well, they're at a party, 

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and the karaoke makes sense 
because they're at a party. 

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The scenario. 
Has like a big performance and. 

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Number. 
Oh Oh yeah, this is on. 

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Like Top Hat? 
You're right, you're right. 

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The second, the second Ted got 
more Family Guy ish. 

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Yes, but I still liked it. 
At least I had a plot. 

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His rights were being taken away
'cause he was a bear. 

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Like that was the second one. 
Which like, I don't. 

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Know if I saw? 
That looking back, he he's an 

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animatronic bear. 
Why does he have rights? 

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Because he has a spirit. 
Because he has a soul conscious.

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But how do we how do we verify 
that he has a soul? 

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You watch it, it was verified in
the movie at the end with the 

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judge. 
Talk to the judge. 

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He made the choice. 
I'm not gonna lie, Judge. 

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Woody proceeds. 
I don't dislike Ted 2, I just 

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don't remember it as much and 
all I really remember is Amanda 

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Seyfried had a bong that was in 
the shape of a Dick and I 

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thought that was funny. 
I just also thought it was weird

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that they. 
Just and Mark Wahlberg was like,

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yeah, I'm not they. 
Just wrote off Lori, his 

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girlfriend they wrote off. 
Oh yeah, Lori, just, like, 

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disappeared. 
He's like just broke up with the

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she broke up with the marriage 
or whatever. 

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I was like Mila Kunis didn't 
want to come back for the 

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sequel. 
Got it. 

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No idea, maybe. 
Yeah, I wonder why. 

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Maybe because they made her the 
shrew. 

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I don't like when she plays the 
shrew. 

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No, she did. 
She came. 

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She was like the one that was 
getting in between them and I 

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thought that was a weird 
premise. 

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Oh, you gotta have a. 
Plug she She was trying to get 

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him out of the house anyways. 
Yeah. 

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We are so off topic. 
You asked an original question. 

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I wanted to know your answer. 
What's your favorite of the 

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three? 
Oh, Jerry, did you? 

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Answer No, that was my question.
No, I didn't. 

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What is your favorite Elms or 
I'm sorry you said Freddie, 

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Jason or Michael Myers? 
I think I'm Freddie. 

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I'm Freddie. 
Probably Mike Myers. 

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I like the soundtrack. 
Yeah, I've. 

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I've seriously I've seen every 
single movie of all of them 

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except for last of Jason 
watching. 

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Well, like I said, the last two 
Halloweens. 

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All of them you've seen the 
original, like Camp Crystal Lake

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or whatever. 
Yeah, I've seen all of those. 

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OK, wow. 
But so I like, I like Freddie 

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and and then kind of equally. 
Actually, I'm going to say 

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Michael. 
In a way, but Michael probably 

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the most. 
We're all in agreement. 

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Even with those two that Rob 
Zombie did like those two. 

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Are but I think the first one is
good, but. 

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The second one's cool. 
But but As for like first one's 

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character? 
I like the origins. 

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Like movie Michaels are good but
As for like character wise I'm 

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gonna say Freddy cause not only 
he does speak right but that's 

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not the only reason. 
It's because he has a 

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personality of like. 
He is 1 of. 

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Tells jokes and like. 
Yeah. 

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That's why I was thinking 
Freddy, because I think at least

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in that one, well, he's a 
character in himself. 

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He can he interacts with the 
other people. 

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Jason and Michael are very stoic
and they don't speak. 

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So it's really you're relying on
the other characters to actually

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be good. 
Yeah. 

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So I think in that way, like I 
do put Freddy a little bit 

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higher because he interacts with
them more. 

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Sure, I do like Mike Myers 
because of John Carpenter, but I

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even like him even more because 
Danny McBride has has literally 

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done him justice. 
So I. 

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Agree, those last three are 
good. 

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Oh, I want to watch the one the 
first one was. 

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Great, the 1 was great. 
Yeah. 

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And the bathroom stall scene, 
that one right, where he like, 

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yeah, gets the reporters, that 
was like crazy. 

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And I was like, OK, this is 
going to be good. 

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And the most recent or in this 
movie, he's the tallest Jason. 

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Yeah, we're talking about Jason 
now. 

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But in the movie we're watching 
now, Freddy versus Jason, this 

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is the tallest one they've ever 
had recorded by at 65, I 

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believe. 
The guy who? 

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Plays OK how? 
How tall? 

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Oh does he? 
I guess he does vary in height 

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depending on which version what,
what movie you're watching or 

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what, because it's not always 
what. 

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Jason, they got to play him 
because sometimes if this guy 

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was in a lot of them or a few of
them I think. 

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I realize now they don't really 
need a consistent guy to play 

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Jason so that one is more mixed 
whereas Freddy is. 

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It's just it's. 
It's always been him. 

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Yeah, it's Robert England and 
like, yes, there's the Nightmare

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remake, but I feel like. 
Yeah, with Jackie O Haley. 

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Yeah, most people write that one
off, and I honestly think Jackie

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O Halley's like, am I saying is 
did I say the? 

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Same, right? 
Jackie. 

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Jackie Earl. 
Jackie Earl Haley Haley. 

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I think his Freddy was good. 
I just think it was a different 

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Freddy and people didn't like. 
I think it was in a time when 

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people were doing stuff like 
that. 

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Like, I know that's after, like,
Rob Zombies Halloween, but it's 

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before, you know, Danny 
McBride's. 

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Yeah, and it's before, kind of 
like the reboots of Scream or 

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the continuation slash. 
I think that the reboots are 

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better of Danny McBride's than 
Rob Zombies to be honest. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
But they're in there with that 

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kind of bringing. 
New. 

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New faces to old roles, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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But in a better way, because 
it's it's been time, it's been 

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spent. 
But now they're like making, 

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they're trying to say they're 
like remake movies that are like

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came out four years ago. 
Do you like, do you like the 

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other Freddy or did you not like
that version at all? 

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The new one. 
Yeah, the one where they they 

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played more into him being a. 
Predator. 

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I did like that one. 
Yeah, I did. 

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I thought it was kind of like 
fine in. 

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Its sinister. 
I didn't care for the makeup. 

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That's what bugged me about it. 
That's fair. 

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I don't like that. 
I didn't like the makeup in 

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that. 
Way they made it to Bernie, and 

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not kind of. 
Scary. 

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Well, yeah, but like even not 
like Campy like in the kind of 

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like the original, not, not 
maybe not the original original,

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but the later on when ones when 
he's kind of changed a little 

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bit more, he's less Bernie and 
more kind of like scarred up. 

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Yeah. 
Well, we've all, we've all kind 

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of given away what the topic is.
But Jerry, would you like to 

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reveal what we're talking about 
tonight because it plays very 

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much into what we're talking 
about right now. 

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Yeah, we're talking about a 
Halloween movie. 

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No. 
Do you want to announce? 

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Which one though? 
The. 

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Movie. 
Oh, I did. 

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The video. 
Yeah, my uncle picked it. 

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Did we mention that already? 
My my uncle picked this movie 

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that we're watching. 
We're. 

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Going to have to clap. 
What are you talking about? 

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What's going on? 
I. 

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Thought I just always. 
You know how we do. 

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We talk about it. 
And tonight, we're talking about

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Freddy versus Jason. 
Yeah, I forgot Jerry's already. 

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Jerry. 
Already. 

451
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Oh, I already did. 
I thought we already talked, 

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said that we were doing the 
movie. 

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I don't know. 
I didn't know we'd do. 

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Something I thought we were just
talking about Freddy and talking

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about Jason, but not 
necessarily. 

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I never noticed that listen to. 
Any episode that we've any yeah 

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I've. 
Never noticed that we. 

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Kind of jokingly, like talk, 
talk about it and then reveal 

459
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,880
it. 
Oh, OK. 

460
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,560
If you want to do that, we. 
Can no, no, no. 

461
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,200
You've already done. 
It Joe. 

462
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,480
Yeah, we already clapped. 
Yeah, I'm just clapping so you 

463
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,760
could take this part out. 
Yeah, but you got to clap again.

464
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:53,800
Then I know ready 123. 
So tonight we are talking about 

465
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,120
a Freddy versus Jason. 
Are you guys ready for a little 

466
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,280
bit of a synopsis? 
Very ready word. 

467
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,960
Yeah, go. 
Freddy Krueger lost his powers 

468
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,840
and is losing his mind, so he 
goes to the depths of hell to 

469
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:15,520
find the only entity that can 
help him, Jason Voorhees. 

470
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,840
Freddy versus Jason came out 
August 15th, 2003. 

471
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,920
It's rated R. 
It's one hour and 37 minutes 

472
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,760
long. 
It stars Robert England as 

473
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:29,040
Freddy Krueger, Ken Kerzinger, I
so apologize if I butchered that

474
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,160
as Jason Voorhees and Monica 
Keena as Laurie. 

475
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,640
It is directed by Ronnie U, 
written by Wes Craven, Victor 

476
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,200
Miller and Damien Shannon, 
produced by New Line Cinema. 

477
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,080
And you said something earlier 
by like, because Monica is 

478
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,360
playing Laurie, is this kind of 
like a. 

479
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,760
A nod to Halloween like Laurie 
Strode. 

480
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,640
She's not Laurie Strode, but I'm
like, her name's fucking. 

481
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,280
Laurie. 
No, but she. 

482
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,840
Does and they put the kid the 
girl with the Red Hat. 

483
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,960
Thank you from Carrie, right. 
Yes, and from Halloween. 

484
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,720
That's right. 
But she also was walking down 

485
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,040
the street that is exactly looks
similar. 

486
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,840
To the hedges. 
Of the first Halloween, Yeah, 

487
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,360
yeah, yeah. 
There's lots of odes and 

488
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,280
throwbacks which I really like. 
Which was really cool and it 

489
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480
makes me wish. 
But like, it's not the best 

490
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,080
movie, right? 
I'm just going to get that out 

491
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,440
there. 
I don't think it's his favorite 

492
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,920
movie, I just think he likes the
movie. 

493
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,040
Oh OK, sorry I didn't know 
whether it was his like favorite

494
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,440
Halloween movie, which is fine. 
Well. 

495
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,920
We just talk whatever we want 
about that. 

496
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,440
I think this movie is comical. 
It certainly is that, yeah. 

497
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,160
I feel like if this movie had 
done the numbers that they were 

498
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,720
hoping it would do, we would 
have gotten a Freddy versus 

499
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,120
Jason versus Michael Myers. 
I think that. 

500
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,200
Wasn't, but because it. 
Wasn't there even talks for it? 

501
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,320
There was like ideas thrown 
around I think. 

502
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,280
They were supposed to have a 
number 2, but the budget was too

503
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,480
high. 
And this one probably didn't do 

504
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,000
as well as they wanted, yes. 
Yeah, this is considered 

505
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,480
physical flop, which is crazy 
because it it did good numbers, 

506
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,200
just not good enough. 
Well, like a couple 100 million,

507
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,880
something like that. 
Yeah. 

508
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,640
Yeah. 
See, this is one of those times 

509
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,680
where I wish that it had done 
well and stuff that had come 

510
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,120
before or after hadn't have been
made and financed. 

511
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,760
Like Sharknado. 
I'm not even gonna go there, but

512
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,880
I'm just saying like I think it 
would have been. 

513
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,760
Yeah. 
And all 15. 

514
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,600
So we got Sharknado what, 17 
before we'll ever get. 

515
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,920
I almost sent you something 
yesterday and then I thought, 

516
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,600
you know what? 
I really don't even want to send

517
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,880
it to him because. 
It's a budget was 30 million. 

518
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,800
For this. 
For this movie. 

519
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,800
How much did it make? 
Yeah, it did 36.4 million. 

520
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,680
So they made 6,000,000. 
It's a well, no, they probably 

521
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,880
didn't because of marketing, so 
they probably lost money. 

522
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,200
They probably made more more 
money back in home sales, but 

523
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,480
that's also it's 2003. 
So it's on the cusp of like, but

524
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,280
did it do well that well, you 
could just RIP it? 

525
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,080
Well, true. 
It looks like. 

526
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,120
They made gross. 
US and Canada was 82,000,000. 

527
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,800
Even though I know some people 
that ripped a lot of movies back

528
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,640
in the day, I would have said I 
still bought DVDs. 116. 

529
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,360
Overall. 116.6 million. 
Oh, still not that great when 

530
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,800
your budget's so high. 
Which? 

531
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,200
Like they could have budgets low
that. 

532
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,360
Was they could have wrapped on 
some of that fucking CGI? 

533
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,120
Yeah, just I'm just saying, did 
I need CG this much CGI blood? 

534
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,520
There's a lot, yeah. 
There's some of the CGI is not 

535
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,040
good in this movie. 
No, you very dated. 

536
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,960
No, but I still love it. 
I love the kills in this movie. 

537
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,360
I think they're fun. 
I definitely think it was made 

538
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,760
for the fans. 
I think it's a fan service. 

539
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,000
But this is what I'm saying, I 
wish they had done well or I 

540
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,160
wish they could have financed 
the sequel somehow, because I 

541
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:38,800
think a Halloween Elm St. you 
know, Camp Crystal, like I think

542
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,240
it could have been, it could 
have been so much fun. 

543
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,000
It's like Alien V Predator. 
Like when those came out, I was 

544
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,480
like, oh, of course that makes 
sense. 

545
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,400
Like of course they're in the 
same universe. 

546
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,080
Why wouldn't they be? 
In retrospect, like I didn't 

547
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,720
know as a kid that those were 
like two different things coming

548
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,560
together, but now I understand. 
I'm like, oh, that's why these 

549
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,600
fandoms were like so pumped 
because it's like defining of 

550
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,160
these two major fandoms, you 
know? 

551
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,600
Like that's. 
Huge attacks. 

552
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,040
Crazy. 
Yeah, like Independence Day or 

553
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,760
something. 
Independence Day marks. 

554
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,240
Alien and Predator on 
Independence Day. 

555
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,840
Fuck yeah, that would be a throw
down. 

556
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,800
That sounds like one of those 
parody movies. 

557
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,840
What's, what's the one that it's
like I fell over like it, you 

558
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,480
know? 
The girl on the train standing 

559
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,120
in the window by the black 
Black, but by the Black Widow. 

560
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,680
It sounded like one of those 
parody movies where it's just 

561
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,520
like all of the movies, just 
segmented. 

562
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,160
Yes, don't be a menace to South 
Central Wild drinking juice in 

563
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,240
the hood. 
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

564
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,040
You all ready to jump into the 
movie? 

565
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,360
Yeah. 
I would like to mention that 

566
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,680
upon watching like the opening 
credits of the movie, I kept 

567
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,520
asking Jerry. 
I was like, was this movie in 

568
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,600
3D? 
Why is everything jumping out at

569
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,080
me? 
No. 

570
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Oh, it's just the horror movie 
Horror movie effect Tiger. 

571
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,440
I don't know, I I guess I just 
thought it was though. 

572
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,400
It felt like they kept throwing 
things at me and I was like, 

573
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,280
what are you doing? 
Wasn't there one Jason in three 

574
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,680
DI swear I remember him throwing
the machete in the machete 

575
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,000
coming out of the screen. 
No, you know what you're 

576
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,720
thinking of. 
Why am I thinking of My Bloody 

577
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,840
Valentine? 
That shit was in 3D. 

578
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,400
That is a horrible horror movie.
I might have to wrap us on that 

579
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,640
one 'cause it's. 
So these look. 

580
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,320
So good. 
It's up there with Piranha 3D 

581
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,840
also. 
Yeah, or stepfather. 

582
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,840
You know what? 
Oh, the one with the deep Dylan.

583
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,680
Walsh I'm on the fence. 
I don't think it's terrible, but

584
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,160
I don't remember it that well, 
so I must have not liked it that

585
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,400
much. 
All right, so we open up the 

586
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,320
movie and we are in the boiler 
room with Freddie. 

587
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,120
I don't know where you want to 
be. 

588
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,280
I hated immediately saying it 
like that. 

589
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,440
Yeah, not where you want to be. 
Yeah, not a fun time. 

590
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,320
No, not a fun time for anyone. 
It's very red. 

591
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,120
It's very red and very dark. 
And Freddie is in there 

592
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,880
tormenting a doll. 
Just kidding, he's tormenting a 

593
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,200
small girl. 
Oh, he also tormented the doll 

594
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,240
He. 
Did he did. 

595
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,680
Meld the Dolly. 
Yeah, poor Barbie. 

596
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,560
Yeah, they. 
Look like a cabbage pet store, 

597
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,920
actually. 
Thankfully, they keep us from 

598
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,640
having to see what he was going 
to do from the little girl with 

599
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,560
the little girl. 
But there is a little girl in 

600
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,600
the boiler room, and this is 
where we get sort of Freddie's 

601
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,800
origin story. 
Freddie is our narrator for a 

602
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,080
portion of the beginning of the 
movie, just to kind of get us 

603
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,400
into what the main plot is going
to be. 

604
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:25,000
Is it like the original ones 
where their focus is on the cops

605
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,840
outlook? 
I don't feel like. 

606
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:33,640
Because I feel like the other 
ones, the Jason's and the Freddy

607
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,160
movies, the cops are very much 
involved. 

608
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,560
Yeah, they're not in this one at
all, are they? 

609
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,840
Well, yeah, that's not really. 
But they are involved. 

610
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,920
They're trying to keep it 
secret. 

611
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,080
I feel like they're more 
involved than most horror movies

612
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,240
because most horror movies kind 
of keep the cops at Bay. 

613
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,680
It's always like, don't tell the
cops they. 

614
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:54,720
Won't believe us so. 
But one of them is a cop, so 

615
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,240
they're kind of forced to be 
people. 

616
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,560
Know about the. 
Murder. 

617
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,280
No, I guess you're right. 
I guess you're. 

618
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,120
Right. 
You know what I'm saying? 

619
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,160
Yeah. 
I feel like do they deal with 

620
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,840
the cops a lot in the first 
Nightmare on Elm Street? 

621
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,240
That because I know we covered 
that one like last year. 

622
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,520
So I that one's fresh in my. 
Mind, I think they always do 

623
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,360
because every every. 
Well, they always make a. 

624
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,800
They always show up. 
Don't they? 

625
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:17,280
They're every, every like every 
generation of kids, they have to

626
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,880
remind to, to put away, which 
is, which is why there's so many

627
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,000
that some of them remember. 
So they start bringing it back 

628
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,160
and they have to, they have to 
put them away in this home or 

629
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,640
this hospital. 
Yeah, because then it stops the 

630
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,000
spread of it. 
Right. 

631
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,320
So they have to stay heavily 
involved in order to keep this 

632
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,360
from. 
Keep it at Bay, yeah? 

633
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,480
Which that makes sense. 
So Freddie describes how he was 

634
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:52,320
known as the Lynnwood Slasher 
and basically he gives his 

635
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:59,840
origin that he was burned by the
parents and he he was burned by 

636
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:04,160
the parents after it was 
disclosed that he was the one 

637
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,840
taking all of these little kids,
so. 

638
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,760
He was set free too, I think. 
Oh was it is that too is like 

639
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,880
they tried to get him like 
through the courts, but then. 

640
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,040
Didn't. 
It didn't like something 

641
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,640
happened. 
I think there's like a newspaper

642
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,440
article that come flashes up. 
I think it's like overturned or 

643
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,640
something. 
Or his lawyer was just good and 

644
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,200
got him off. 
Gotcha. 

645
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,040
And so they take matters into 
their own. 

646
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,120
Vigilante justice Baby woo. 
Woo, woo. 

647
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,440
And so don't be proud of that. 
And so they end up they end up 

648
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,520
burning Freddie, but he ends up 
coming back stronger as ever as 

649
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,240
like a hell demon I guess. 
And then? 

650
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,880
With razor fingers with. 
Razor fingers. 

651
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,240
I don't know why I said it like 
I was like oh fucking. 

652
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,000
Like me razor fingers, he. 
Was busy. 

653
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Yeah, he. 
Was like, oh, Sagan's gangs. 

654
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,440
Sagan, we're the only. 
With the claws. 

655
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,840
I feel like we haven't talked 
about the Seconds Gang in a 

656
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,640
while. 
We do an episode where we review

657
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,880
John Mulaney jokes. 
Would that be weird? 

658
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,400
That'd be the weirdest thing 
ever. 

659
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,080
Stand up. 
It's. 

660
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,480
Not a bad idea. 
Yeah, so this joke and this 

661
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,840
joke. 
Hey, we're just repeating these 

662
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,520
jokes for an. 
Hour. 

663
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,680
Giving you a whole, giving you 
the, Yeah. 

664
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,760
My favorite joke was this one. 
Repeats the joke. 

665
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,600
Yeah. 
It's not copyright, it's totally

666
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,880
fun. 
So we see as the screen shows, 

667
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,520
showcases some previous Freddy 
victims. 

668
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,320
So we kind of get a walk down 
memory lane, one might say. 

669
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,160
We do. 
We get a little throwback to a 

670
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,000
montage of kills of his. 
But I think at the end he kind 

671
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,600
of wraps up with saying that 
someone sent him to hell. 

672
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,240
Because they forgot about him. 
Oh, they forgot about him so he 

673
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,680
lost his powers. 
Lost his powers. 

674
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,400
Much like isn't that the isn't 
that the thing of like hocus 

675
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:57,560
pocus is any like child souls to
like continue to live? 

676
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,960
Well, they closed down Camp 
Crystal Lake, right? 

677
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,680
To answer your question, not 
sure probably. 

678
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,000
Because that's why they forgot 
about him. 

679
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,280
No, that's Jason. 
That's not. 

680
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,000
For Freddy, they forgot about. 
Him, they just and he only lived

681
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,240
in dreams. 
Well, they forgot about him 

682
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,400
because. 
Because they wiped out everyone 

683
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,640
that remembered. 
Yes. 

684
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,840
Burying the secrets, yes. 
So because of this, he had to go

685
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,760
to the depths of hell to find 
someone who could help him. 

686
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,640
And that someone would be Jason.
Jason. 

687
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,720
Obviously there's probably no 
one else there. 

688
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,880
Yes, his resurrection actually 
is pretty fucking. 

689
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,720
Cool. 
Yeah, it is cool. 

690
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,920
So. 
He goes into his dream. 

691
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:43,880
Oh yeah. 
So we make him remember and we 

692
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,160
cut to Jason and he's to. 
Say it no. 

693
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,400
Terrorizing a a skinny dipper, 
we get our first boobs of the 

694
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,720
movie. 
So actually we get like there's 

695
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,920
a lot of shebang. 
There's a lot of boob in this. 

696
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,040
Yeah, there's a lot of nudity. 
Hits galore. 

697
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,520
It's very classic horror, if you
will. 

698
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,800
In that way, I don't really have
an opinion on anyone. 

699
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,880
Well, anyone who choose who's 
having sex or shows their 

700
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,960
boobies. 
Dice, Dice. 

701
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,560
Yeah, that's it. 
Maybe we do. 

702
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,280
Stick with. 
Classic making out. 

703
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,920
Don't do it. 
Don't do it. 

704
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,560
Classic horror movie etiquette. 
Yeah, don't run upstairs. 

705
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,360
Don't even do. 
It Yeah, Don't run upstairs. 

706
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,840
Don't say I'll be right back, 
don't you? 

707
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,440
Know what you should do? 
Don't have sex? 

708
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,760
Bring your. 
Marriage Stay, say, 12 inches 

709
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,520
away from everyone. 
Don't drink, no. 

710
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,960
Touching. 
No touching. 

711
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,800
No partying, you're drinking 
water. 

712
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,120
Keep. 
Jesus in between you. 

713
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,240
Yes, leave room for. 
Jesus, leave room for Jesus. 

714
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,120
Shit. 
Water and Celsius or whatever, 

715
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,480
you know, drink. 
Oh well, if you're going to have

716
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,640
one, have a White Claw, yes. 
It was like they had Celsius in 

717
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,560
2003. 
Shit. 

718
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,720
Say nowadays like. 
Don't smell off ice. 

719
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,520
Don't drink alcohol. 
Oh my God, when was the last 

720
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,800
time you guys got iced? 
Don't have fun years. 

721
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,760
Years. 
Yes, definitely. 

722
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,520
It's been a long time. 
Don't bring it back now, it's in

723
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,960
my memory bank. 
I'm going to come home one day 

724
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,000
and I'm going to ice Jerry this 
week. 

725
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,680
I'm not going to tell him. 
Why that now? 

726
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,840
Because. 
Yeah. 

727
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,520
What the fuck did that that? 
Was a terrible image, Jerry. 

728
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,440
I got it but. 
OK. 

729
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,520
So we have Jason and he's 
terrorizing a a skinny dipper. 

730
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,440
She's helping a skinny dip with 
her boyfriend. 

731
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,560
But her boyfriend? 
'S never. 

732
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:29,040
Seen Mark, where are you? 
But it all, and he is, he 

733
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,400
ultimately ends up, you know, 
obviously taking the girl out. 

734
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,440
But it all is orchestrated by 
his mother. 

735
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,880
Quote, UN quote. 
Yeah. 

736
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Heavy winks. 
Heavy winks. 

737
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,160
Winks. 
Yeah, heavy. 

738
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,040
A heavy wink. 
It's not really his mom, but it 

739
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,720
looks like. 
No, it does look like his mom 

740
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,080
and also it's kind of fun 
because she is actually a 

741
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,320
killer. 
Word she's. 

742
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,440
She's the original. 
Spoiler alert but this movie 

743
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,680
came out 40 years ago so like 
get on my level. 

744
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,760
But the original killer of the 
1st Friday the 13th is Jason's 

745
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,600
mom. 
Correct, because it's a question

746
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,440
and scream, isn't it? 
Oh yeah. 

747
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,199
It is. 
Oh, yeah. 

748
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,159
Yeah. 
You're welcome. 

749
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,520
Welcome. 
And so Jason sees it as his mom.

750
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,800
And she's saying, hey, you know,
you've been really quiet for a 

751
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,560
long time. 
The kids need to know about who 

752
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,199
you are. 
And it's time for you to rise 

753
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,600
again and go to Elm Street, 
teach those kids a lesson. 

754
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,280
And then once Jason starts 
heading towards Elm Street, back

755
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,080
into reality. 
This is where it's revealed that

756
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:42,560
Jason's mom is actually. 
Freddy Krueger. 

757
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,199
Lo and behold, he tricked poor 
Jason. 

758
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,840
He's also Mystique. 
Yeah, he just morphs into shape 

759
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,239
shifts. 
Yeah, he's just the red 

760
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,480
mystique. 
Well, he's the. 

761
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,560
Skin Mystique. 
No, Freddy is. 

762
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,199
Wait, wait, Jerry's on to 
something, huh? 

763
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,360
He's the skin mystique. 
Skin Mystique. 

764
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,320
You can just call her Mystique. 
He's a mystique. 

765
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,680
Yeah, no, I've or shapeshifter. 
Also. 

766
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,840
He's but I love what you're 
doing. 

767
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,600
Yes, he's it. 
But a predator? 

768
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,200
True. 
But he can only. 

769
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,640
Shapeshift. 
He just he's. 

770
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,760
Just not in a drain saying hey, 
Georgie, but he might as well. 

771
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,320
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's it. 
Yeah. 

772
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,880
He's that then. 
True, but he can only, he can 

773
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,280
only shape shift and all that 
fucking shit and change stuff. 

774
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,400
Sorry, all that fucking shit. 
In shape shifting and all that 

775
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,720
fucking shit. 
In his world, he can only do it 

776
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,000
in his. 
World, yeah, He can't do it 

777
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,200
because he controls it, yes. 
Are you going to drink that 

778
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,680
white Peach nameless nameless 
drink? 

779
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,480
No, please let me slide that 
nameless drink over to you. 

780
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,320
We drink many nameless drinks on
this podcast. 

781
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,280
Your drink could be non 
nameless. 

782
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,120
And sponsored us. 
Hit us up, we got DMS. 

783
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,360
They're open. 
Anyway, moving on. 

784
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:57,680
So we're back on Elm Street and 
we're we just get right into it.

785
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,480
You know what I appreciate about
this movie? 

786
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,440
There's no fucking around, 
there's no subplot. 

787
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,440
But somebody has a crush on 
somebody. 

788
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,280
Like we're just into it. 
To be fair, you're making a 

789
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,320
great point. 
Thank you. 

790
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,680
They really do just kind of like
hunker down. 

791
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,480
Yeah, they're like we, we've got
a horror movie to to give and 

792
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,840
we've got a Hun one hour and 37 
minutes to give. 

793
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,360
So we got a. 
We can't waste time. 

794
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,720
And I guess the only thing I 
would say, and I'm going to jump

795
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,520
right ahead only because it's 
kind of prevalent right now, the

796
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,160
only thing I would say because 
they get into it, I wish the end

797
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,640
fight was longer. 
I do so. 

798
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,400
Do I? 
Just. 

799
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,200
I'm just cuts in between it and 
it was just. 

800
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,280
One long yeah, it was more like 
AWWE match. 

801
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,440
Yeah, I'm just. 
Going to throw that out there 

802
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,320
because you're right. 
Like it's, I think it's well 

803
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,160
paced. 
It's in that like 1990 minute 

804
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:49,800
mark. 
Yep. 

805
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,160
The yeah, we just jump straight 
into it and just start slashing 

806
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,240
and hacking. 
But I just wish there was like a

807
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,680
tiny bit more at the end, yeah. 
More of the two of. 

808
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,840
Them just before they, you know,
fuck each other off. 

809
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720
So we're on Elm Street and we're
hanging with the girls. 

810
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,400
It's a girl sleep overnight, or 
so we think. 

811
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,920
And we're hanging out with Lori 
Gibb. 

812
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,000
And Destinys child. 
Ohhh yeah, to the left. 

813
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,320
To the left, that's same. 
Same my name, same my name. 

814
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,520
Bitch. 
The one is around you. 

815
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,120
Can you pay my bills? 
OK, we have to. 

816
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,680
Stop my body is so booty. 
Let's. 

817
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,120
Just go girl, we'll go crazy. 
Shout out the smart guy. 

818
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,920
If there is one girl group that 
I fucking worshipped as a kid it

819
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,360
was Destinys child. 
Spice Girls. 

820
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,960
Let's be so for real right now. 
Spice Girls. 

821
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,400
Oh, the Spice Girls too. 
But everyone forced me to be 

822
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,120
Scary Spice because like Abby, 
but like I wanted to. 

823
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,040
Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
Racially profiling. 

824
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,920
Burn. 
Much the fuck you could be, boy,

825
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,480
if you want. 
You're a dancing queen. 

826
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,920
Thank you. 
That's what I'm saying anyway. 

827
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,280
So the girls are sitting around,
they're shooting the shit. 

828
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,280
We're really not talking about 
anything that matters that much.

829
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,880
We're probably just talking 
about like, whether or not Kia 

830
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,880
should get a nose job, which 
like, she's Ellie Rowland does 

831
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,800
not. 
Mean body conscious character. 

832
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,200
Very sad. 
It's 2003 my dude. 

833
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,600
I didn't remember. 
Like, you don't know what being 

834
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,240
a girl was like in 2003. 
She's hilarious, clearly. 

835
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:23,080
And so the girls are all hanging
out until they're suddenly 

836
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,760
interrupted by the boys office. 
So dumb, sorry. 

837
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,400
This is Officer Doofy, they just
added him into this. 

838
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,480
Movie. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

839
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,760
And it's the guy from Scary 
Movie. 

840
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,760
It is. 
That's why. 

841
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,560
That's why he's funny. 
So incoming, we have the boys 

842
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,080
coming in. 
We have Trey and his friend, 

843
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,080
whom I he's. 
So. 

844
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,680
What's his name? 
Blake, Blake, Blake. 

845
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,840
So we have Trey and Blake that 
suddenly just show up at the 

846
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,240
door. 
Yeah, with beer. 

847
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,880
With beer. 
So like yay but like also yay. 

848
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,040
So Trey and Gib almost 
immediately go upstairs. 

849
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:01,040
As per like Halloween movie 
lore, that's what you're 

850
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,400
supposed to do. 
But he sucks that Anything to 

851
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,600
add? 
Wait, who? 

852
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,800
Blake? 
He's an ass. 

853
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,120
The. 
Yeah, yeah. 

854
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,800
The boys, they're gonna have sex
and they're doing twice. 

855
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,240
Maybe 20 twice get back you get 
your big butt back in the. 

856
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,520
I get your big butt back inside.
Come on. 

857
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:24,200
Yes, that is vibes. 
So that water bitch, I'm gonna 

858
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,280
beat you. 
That is. 

859
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,800
Definitely his shameless 
motherfucker. 

860
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,760
Shameless club. 
Too. 

861
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,000
Yeah, am I no girl? 
Sorry, yeah, yeah. 

862
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,480
Am I wrong That is not his like?
No, it was. 

863
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,520
Give it. 
Get your big book. 

864
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,280
Is that what he says it means? 
Showgirls? 

865
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,880
I forgot. 
I know that's from our episode, 

866
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,000
right? 
Give me a beer. 

867
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,320
Check out Showgirls too. 
Show something about that where 

868
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,400
you're like the way he talks to 
her, he's like, get back in the 

869
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,360
car. 
Oh yeah? 

870
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,600
What the? 
What's his name? 

871
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,680
The, the, the boss, right? 
The strip club boss? 

872
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,040
Yes. 
That's right, get your back back

873
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,760
inside. 
He doesn't say that, but like, 

874
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,440
that's definitely him. 
He's. 

875
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,000
Anyways, so like, they're done 
making sweet, sweet, tender 

876
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,440
love. 
And it's not all about. 

877
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,440
Him, you know, don't make me 
tell you twice and. 

878
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,640
Then she go, she goes to cuddle 
with him and he's like, get off 

879
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,000
me, you know, I don't like being
touched afterwards. 

880
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,160
He's such. 
A Dick and then she like fucking

881
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,360
Dick dude and then immediately 
his fate is is within inches of 

882
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,320
him. 
Oh my God, it's so great. 

883
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,480
This is. 
We're not talking about his 

884
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,680
little chode. 
This is the first great payoff 

885
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,480
that we have of the movie. 
So we have Drake and he's 

886
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,320
chilling out drinking his beer 
while Gibb is in the shower. 

887
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,840
I might add that the the power 
went off, so she's taking a 

888
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,560
shower by candlelight and like 
10 out of 10 would never do. 

889
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,240
I don't know. 
That would creep me out. 

890
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,800
That would scare the fuck out of
me. 

891
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,120
I don't know, I've done it. 
I'll wait until the. 

892
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,520
Power comes back. 
Yeah, I just. 

893
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,840
It's too creepy. 
Dog vibes, you know? 

894
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,800
I don't like that our shower 
curtain is black and it's dark 

895
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,600
in there now and it's like, it's
a little weird. 

896
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,720
Oh, I do, Lantern, I do. 
Lantern Yeah, there's more. 

897
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,440
Yeah, because it spreads it more
appropriately anyway. 

898
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,640
So while Gibb is in the shower, 
Trey gets fucked up. 

899
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,920
Dude, he gets fucked up, dude. 
He he, this one feel, this one 

900
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,200
feels personal. 
And like he gets shish kebabbed.

901
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,520
Yeah, split in two, Yeah. 
Locked. 

902
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,320
Yes. 
Dude, yeah, this shit gets. 

903
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Locked dude. 
This guy gets folded like a lawn

904
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,760
chair. 
He really does. 

905
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,400
He gets stabbed via machete. 
Machete through his spine while 

906
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,200
he's laying on his stomach on 
the on a on a fold out bed and 

907
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,240
then the bed is a fold out couch
bed. 

908
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,080
And then just this. 
Is weird for like a king. 

909
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,960
It's like a it's then just as an
added fuck you. 

910
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,320
He just closes it on him. 
Like a Murphy bed. 

911
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,800
Stabs him a hot like four or 
five times through his back and 

912
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,840
spine while he's holding the 
beer. 

913
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,480
And this guy, I'll give him 
this. 

914
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,680
He holds the beer the whole 
time. 

915
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Never spills a drop. 
Dude doesn't rock solid bread. 

916
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,160
He was like, no dude. 
Dude, he must have been in a 

917
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,960
fraternity. 
If it's mirror this beer, this 

918
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,880
beer is going to. 
Spice Dude sponsored by that 

919
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,840
beer and his hand by. 
That and that hand. 

920
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,040
No, the hand, the big beer could
be anything, but the man man 

921
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,840
kept it steady. 
Yeah, oh, knowing this, he. 

922
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,760
Does make a pig squealing sound 
once he lifts the bed up and he 

923
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,040
slams them shut. 
He's like. 

924
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,960
It's like a fatality. 
He's. 

925
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,640
Giving yes, that's what I 
thought it was. 

926
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:19,920
It's like a They should have 
that as his fatality in Mortal 

927
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,560
Kombat 10 that we have. 
He was giving and I forgot. 

928
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,200
Texting our boy to put it into 
the game I'm doing. 

929
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200
It I'm doing it right? 
Now, Yeah, OK, we're going to 

930
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,000
text him so we could put it in 
the update for the game. 

931
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,480
You're welcome everyone. 
I remember what I was going to 

932
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,720
say. 
He's giving Natty Ice vibes and 

933
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,880
you want us on my level. 
Ohh I hate now. 

934
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:41,120
Oh my God yes he's natty ice. 
I have $8.50 can we get a 20? 

935
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,120
40 ice. 
Natural ice. 

936
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,480
What's? 
The worst liquid beer. 

937
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,680
Cheap beer you would buy in like
right out of high school or 

938
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,280
college at parties. 
The cheapest gross beer people 

939
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,200
would drink. 
That's what. 

940
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,920
That's what he is. 
That's what he's. 

941
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,640
Getting what? 
What? 

942
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,520
What would your beer be? 
Oh. 

943
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,480
Shit, I don't know, dude. 
PBRS I. 

944
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,120
Mean it doesn't have to be an 
English beer. 

945
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,320
Oh oh, like Coors layer or 
something? 

946
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,880
Like that. 
OK, yeah, but it's worse than 

947
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,720
Coors. 
No, Natty Ice is worse than 

948
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,720
that. 
It's worse. 

949
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,520
It's like it's worse than pee. 
Oh, we should try it sometime. 

950
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,720
We should get a four pack. 
Should I get a four pack just so

951
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,200
that? 
Oh no, we can just get one tall 

952
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,800
can. 
One that's fair, that's fair, 

953
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,160
'cause like no one wants to. 
I will tell you that in college,

954
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,920
like over 20. 
One beer pong. 

955
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,720
Beer. 
Yeah, it was the beer pong beer,

956
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,240
and I bought some just for the 
party that we were having. 

957
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,680
No one ever dipped into it, so 
it just sat in our fridge for a 

958
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,360
year. 
No one wanted to drink that shit

959
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,120
for a year. 
We could have it. 

960
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,520
Not a inch of alcohol. 
Yeah. 

961
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,120
And everyone was like, Not the 
natty ice though, no. 

962
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,280
Like, Nah, it's like. 
Water. 

963
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,680
So you turned it down? 
Yeah, you would be like, Nah, 

964
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,480
I'd rather like just go to sleep
than like have this. 

965
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,000
I'm I'm good. 
I'm gonna, I'm gonna catch. 

966
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,680
Yeah, like it's 7:00 PM I could 
go to bed. 

967
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,280
Like it's fine. 
Natural ice. 

968
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,920
OK, All right. 
Yeah, it sounds familiar. 

969
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,520
Natty Ice is like. 
The cool way to say it, yeah. 

970
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,720
That's what that you know. 
I mean, I drink beer, I drink a 

971
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,880
lot of, but I. 
Store off Santa Teresa that 

972
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,760
would sell you alcohol underage 
until they got caught and had a 

973
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,640
sting operation and then we 
couldn't go back. 

974
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,400
No, you just stand inside and 
then you try to bribe people as 

975
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,360
they go inside. 
Be like hey, hey, hey. 

976
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,440
Hey, how you doing? 
What if I? 

977
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,240
Slide you A50 how you feel about
that? 

978
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,480
Yeah. 
I was not one of those people, 

979
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,160
by the way, I'm making a joke. 
I really wasn't one of those 

980
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,920
people. 
But. 

981
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,800
Oh yeah. 
I did see kids standing outside.

982
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,840
No, when I turned 21 I would go 
into liquor stores and sometimes

983
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,760
kids would try to approach me 
and try to get me to buy them 

984
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,600
alcohol and I'm like, I know we 
look the same age but like get 

985
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,160
the fuck away from me. 
Yeah, I've had people who you 

986
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,200
are. 
I always say no. 

987
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,240
And I'm like, I really, I'm like
trying. 

988
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,280
To get I'm. 
Trying to get trying to get a 

989
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,080
pack of smokes, some candy and 
like a snack. 

990
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,280
And a 40. 
Oz and A and my own dream. 

991
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,960
I'm not trying to get all those 
things and a set of handcuffs. 

992
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,680
Yeah, Hell no. 
Like that doesn't come 

993
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,760
out-of-the-box. 
I'm trying real entrapment. 

994
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,800
Yeah, yeah, I don't need. 
Your I don't need your 10 bucks.

995
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,840
Get away from each. 
Andy Milanakis would stand 

996
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,760
outside when he was like over 21
on the Man Show and he would ask

997
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,600
people to buy him alcohol, but 
he was actually 21 years old. 

998
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,480
I do remember that segment. 
Or he would sit outside at a 

999
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:21,800
booth and and give sell beer. 
Like a lemonade stand, but it 

1000
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,960
was a beer stand. 
Andy Milonakis is the most 

1001
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080
millennial thing we could ever 
talk. 

1002
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,800
About yes in Shout out to Andy. 
I love Andy Milonakis. 

1003
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,120
He's so funny, he has his own 
little channel. 

1004
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,240
Did you know that? 
Wait, are you familiar with the?

1005
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,720
Lord, I don't know who this is. 
You. 

1006
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,800
Know Melanakis? 
Have you seen? 

1007
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,680
Waiting. 
You're not a real millennial. 

1008
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,960
You've seen the movie waiting 
before. 

1009
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,440
Yeah, the restaurant one. 
Yeah, so. 

1010
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,960
He's yeah, he's T dog and the 
other dude that do the whippets 

1011
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,760
from the whip cream in the OK. 
The fake J in silent. 

1012
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,200
Bob Yeah, the fake. 
J in Silent Bob. 

1013
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,160
Yes, he's also He had his own 
show called The Andy Melanakis 

1014
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,960
Show. 
OK, used to come on after 

1015
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,600
Jackass, which is the only 
reason I know about Andy 

1016
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,360
Melanakis 'cause I was like, oh,
I'm already here, I'll check the

1017
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,520
show out. 
And then I was like, what the 

1018
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,680
fuck is? 
He was on the man show and he 

1019
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,360
was already old enough to to do 
the things he was doing. 

1020
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,920
He just looked like a child. 
He. 

1021
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,840
Just looked like a child. 
Heard Yeah. 

1022
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,720
Tell us in the comments if you 
want us to do a whole review of 

1023
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,280
the. 
He's really cool dude. 

1024
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,320
He like loves sushi and shit. 
You can watch his videos. 

1025
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,120
He live streams himself eating 
and stuff. 

1026
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,760
He's really cool. 
OK, I'd love to meet Andy, like 

1027
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,800
I'd love to. 
I think he's funny. 

1028
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,520
Shout out to Andy Milnakis hit 
us. 

1029
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,480
Up, Yeah, Shout out Andy. 
So after Gib gets out of the 

1030
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,600
shower, she's a little shocked 
to to find Trey. 

1031
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,960
You know, kind of dead kind. 
Of folded pretzel. 

1032
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,360
Folded you. 
Got like a lawn chair. 

1033
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:38,760
Like a lawn. 
Chair. 

1034
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,840
You. 
Got folded like a lawn chair. 

1035
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,080
So this is where this is the 
first spot of the movie where 

1036
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,080
I'm like, oh, he's. 
Scorpioned, actually. 

1037
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,120
No, he is very. 
He's scorpioned because he was 

1038
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,960
on his stomach. 
This is where the movie is like,

1039
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,800
absolutely fucking moving. 
One more thing, sorry to 

1040
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,480
interrupt. 
Go ahead. 

1041
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,120
Could you imagine if he folded 
him up and then put the bed back

1042
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,400
into the couch and then? 
Put the couch. 

1043
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,880
Just the legs sticking out. 
Yeah. 

1044
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,240
No, no, just completely clean 
except blood. 

1045
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,000
Or just like a toe sticking. 
Out his hand with the beer. 

1046
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,720
Yeah, the hand with the. 
Beer. 

1047
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:13,720
What the fuck? 
Happened. 

1048
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,240
You want this night of the ice. 
I kept it for you. 

1049
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,280
Still cold? 
Definitely Natty Ice in his 

1050
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,080
hand. 
So they all run out of the house

1051
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,680
screaming bloody murder. 
Gib is at. 

1052
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,120
Least they run outside. 
But then they literally run out 

1053
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,520
into the street and a cop car 
just happens to be patrolling 

1054
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,880
down their block and I'm like 
shut the fuck? 

1055
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:33,880
Up. 
So what? 

1056
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,960
Daniel did a perfect impression 
of this cop. 

1057
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,080
It's not funny though. 
It is funny. 

1058
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,800
They so they come out of the 
house. 

1059
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,000
One of them is covered in blood 
with a towel, screaming, 

1060
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,400
raining, right? 
He pulls up, pulls down the 

1061
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,480
window and goes. 
You guys need help. 

1062
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,600
Yeah, like he's just like, 
clueless about what's going on. 

1063
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,240
These girls are in panic. 
I'm sorry. 

1064
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,120
Blood. 
It's just. 

1065
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,760
What do you think? 
She said. 

1066
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,160
Well, she's on the same page. 
She's also like what the fuck do

1067
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,840
you do I need? 
Help like look at me. 

1068
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,520
I just, I don't know. 
I don't know if it's from the 

1069
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,400
character that I know is in 
Scary Movie and I'm watching it 

1070
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,920
like that, which is why I find 
it funny, because he's a bit of 

1071
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,800
a, he's a bit of a Dick in Scary
Movie. 

1072
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,720
Yeah. 
Or if I'm watching it and 

1073
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,360
they're trying to play it off 
like an officer doofy kind of 

1074
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,440
thing. 
Because it's like, it's just, 

1075
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,080
it's too obvious to be. 
It wasn't like a perfect 

1076
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,960
mistake. 
That's not the deputy that we 

1077
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,040
meet later, right? 
That. 

1078
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,600
There's another one. 
Isn't it? 

1079
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,320
That's later, right? 
The blonde dude, Yes. 

1080
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,680
You know, the one who's like, I 
think I know how to help, and 

1081
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,000
he's like Mr. Hero. 
No, that's him. 

1082
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,360
No, that is him. 
That's. 

1083
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,600
The same cop. 
OK, so he's in it from the 

1084
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,800
beginning. 
Yeah, he's here. 

1085
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,280
He's the white knight. 
He is the white knight. 

1086
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,640
So Lori gets taken in for 
questioning and this is where we

1087
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,000
have our first memory of. 
Don't fall asleep, bitch of. 

1088
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,160
Freddy. 
Sorry. 

1089
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,320
So she starts to remember a 
dream. 

1090
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,240
She falls asleep. 
She doesn't know that yet. 

1091
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,160
There's gonna be a lot of that 
where we suddenly. 

1092
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,600
I love it. 
I love the cut. 

1093
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,720
I love it when it cuts to a 
dream secret. 

1094
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,560
Figure it out as an audience. 
And yeah, I love the cut. 

1095
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,920
I like that a lot too. 
I like that you don't know. 

1096
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,840
You don't know, but you know. 
You know, 'cause we, you know, 

1097
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,560
you know. 
You know you've been around the 

1098
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,160
block before it like you know 
what's up if. 

1099
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,760
You've been on Elm Street, you 
know, Yeah. 

1100
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,320
But you know, 'cause the way it 
cuts, you could just feel it. 

1101
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,400
The music too, it's just like 
it's perfectly timed. 

1102
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,640
Camera angles. 
Yeah, it just is so good. 

1103
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,800
Coloring, but she's asleep. 
So yeah, Lori's asleep. 

1104
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000
So she remembers a dream of 
Freddie and is warned that he's 

1105
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
coming back. 
This dream is filled with like 

1106
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,160
little girls doing like jump 
rope, but they have like bloody 

1107
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,200
and missing eyes. 
We get the 1-2. 

1108
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:54,400
Freddie's coming for the Freddie
song and she even goes into her 

1109
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,680
old house and like sees her mom 
again and like it's, it's a 

1110
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,680
pretty in depth dream, but it 
makes it very, very clear that 

1111
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,000
he is coming back and he wants 
to send a message. 

1112
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,480
So then we switch over and we're
with, I've called him blue 

1113
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,560
sweater kid because they did not
do a good job of telling me 

1114
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,680
people's names. 
I had to do a lot of. 

1115
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,160
What's his name? 
Nelson Figure. 

1116
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,680
It out, Blake. 
But this one's Blake. 

1117
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,440
This one's Blake. 
The other one was Drake the. 

1118
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,160
Other one was Trey. 
Trey. 

1119
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,120
See, nobody knows their names 
and none of it matters. 

1120
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:31,000
No it doesn't, and I love that. 
But blue sweater kid gets laid 

1121
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,360
in on by his dad. 
He's like, what were you at that

1122
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,800
girl's house? 
Yeah, and he's like, leave me 

1123
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,320
alone. 
That's what he sounded like. 

1124
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,400
It's literally that. 
Oh my God, this. 

1125
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,880
Is the worst acting of the 
movie. 

1126
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,600
Oh, yeah, This was really bad. 
It was, this was really bad. 

1127
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,120
And then I mean, like what, 10 
minutes later, he's in a dream 

1128
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,760
sequence that we were talking 
about. 

1129
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,400
There's a goat. 
Freddy tries to kill him and 

1130
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,000
there's a quote that he says 
there, Daniel, that you liked. 

1131
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,560
Oh, I just, it's just so cool 
that it comes from Freddy. 

1132
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,200
Yeah, he's like, can't, he goes.
Not strong enough yet. 

1133
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,840
And he goes until then, Oh no 
guys, soon I will be. 

1134
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,560
And then he's like, until then, 
I'll let, I'll let Jason have 

1135
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,800
some fun. 
Yeah. 

1136
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,240
And I was just like, chefs kiss.
Fucking great. 

1137
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:18,760
Very. 
Good. 

1138
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,440
Yeah, it's much better than I 
need. 

1139
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,040
My best friend died and I need 
some fucking spice. 

1140
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,120
Yeah, that's as he's like 
drinking a whiskey thing. 

1141
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,400
Yeah, that kid is like he was 
losing his mind. 

1142
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,240
Anyway, that kid doesn't last 
too long because just like 

1143
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:36,280
Freddie said, Jason comes in for
the kill. 

1144
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,240
So he wakes up from his little 
nightmare and he looks over at 

1145
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,960
his dad and tries to get his 
attention, but then his his 

1146
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,400
head, you know, kind of just 
falls. 

1147
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,520
Off flies off. 
Oh shit flies. 

1148
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,960
Off. 
I'd like to say like, first of 

1149
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,640
all, so. 
So you're telling me. 

1150
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:54,360
Jason walked up the stairs, 
turned, he used his right hand 

1151
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,280
to slice the neck of his dad 
that was sitting on his right 

1152
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,840
side, sliced it clean enough and
fast enough without getting it 

1153
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,400
stuck into the house and waking 
him up. 

1154
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
And the and the head still 
stayed on, sliced all the way 

1155
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,600
through for the amount of time 
for him to walk around next to 

1156
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,520
him on his left. 
Wake him up. 

1157
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,640
And then kill. 
Him and then kill him. 

1158
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,600
Yes. 
Wake him. 

1159
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,400
Wake him up then for him to look
over and see the head fall off 

1160
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,080
them. 
Kill him. 

1161
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,160
Did we not mention that Jason is
part ninja? 

1162
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:33,640
Yes, part choreographer. 
He his his blade is so sharp 

1163
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:38,680
that with the ferocity of the 
undead character that Jason is 

1164
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,680
swung at the neck of the dead 
with such force. 

1165
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,800
Yes. 
And so. 

1166
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,600
Sharpness. 
Yes, that it took it clean off 

1167
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,520
without taking. 
It. 

1168
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,960
I just don't. 
Think not Bloody. 

1169
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,880
I don't I don't I'm not don't 
discount that. 

1170
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,840
I know that he can take a head 
clean off and it's smooth word 

1171
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,800
right and then it and then and 
it will slide off like and go 

1172
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,840
ship where it gets cut in half. 
I get it, he can do that, he has

1173
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,400
the power to do that. 
But he didn't. 

1174
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,800
But he doesn't have the accuracy
and composure to not get his 

1175
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,480
shit stuck into stuff 'cause he 
slams his shit and get stuck 

1176
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,560
into stuff all the time in this 
movie. 

1177
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,240
A lot. 
A panel board, a tree, a 

1178
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:17,800
fucking, a umbrella, a bird 
flying over the sky. 

1179
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,440
No, it's so true. 
He swings with like, with anger,

1180
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,720
and no. 
Person. 

1181
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,880
Like, you know who has 
precision? 

1182
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,200
Mike Myers, to me, that guy has 
precision. 

1183
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,600
Yeah, he goes to stab, but his 
precisions are always 

1184
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,360
straightforward and like a 
straight swing, a straight knife

1185
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,480
cut, it's never a slice and dice
and. 

1186
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,160
Yeah, you need. 
A proficient. 

1187
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,840
Killer, you know he's not 
ninjing people, he's straight up

1188
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,560
dextering them. 
No, it makes sense. 

1189
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,000
It makes sense he doesn't have 
same thing with like Ghostface. 

1190
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,840
Ghostface has no accuracy 
because it is different people 

1191
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,440
all the time. 
Jason's all about power and 

1192
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,240
Freddy's all about mind 
manipulating enough to scare the

1193
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:03,000
person into believing in them so
he could just do whatever he 

1194
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,440
wants to them at that point, 
which is what he was used to 

1195
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,640
doing when he's on Earth. 
That's why he likes doing it in 

1196
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,800
dreams. 
Exactly, and he probably has way

1197
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,760
more power in dreams because a 
lot of people feel like they 

1198
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,120
just go through their dreams 
like they have no control. 

1199
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,080
So oh. 
Absolutely, yeah. 

1200
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:24,280
So now we go over to the mental 
institution, which is a staple 

1201
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,600
of so many old school horror 
movies. 

1202
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,280
I feel like this is not a trope 
that we're really utilizing 

1203
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,360
anymore, probably for good 
reason. 

1204
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,040
But we are at a mental 
institution. 

1205
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,600
This is where we meet Will. 
Will is some is a character that

1206
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,680
Lori was talking about with her 
friends at the very beginning. 

1207
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,480
That's important to know. 
And allegedly, he's her first 

1208
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,840
love. 
So like. 

1209
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,000
Keep that in the back of your 
mind, yes, so we. 

1210
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,680
Mean high school love. 
High school? 

1211
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,960
No, like junior high love. 
Oh, OK. 

1212
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,840
Like he's been gone for a while 
high school. 

1213
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,920
So we meet Will who is becomes 
extremely worried about his 

1214
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,360
friend Lori after learning about
what's just happened in their 

1215
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,800
town. 
He hears about two crazy like 

1216
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,720
murders from other high school 
students and then just like 

1217
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:14,440
immediately gets spooked by it. 
I don't really know why he's so 

1218
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:20,040
concerned because like, like 
crime and people, people dying 

1219
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,400
happens. 
Everyone. 

1220
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,800
So like, why does this have any 
specific effect on Lord? 

1221
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,120
But whatever, he freaks out 
about it and he wants to hear 

1222
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,920
the rest of the television. 
Little like thing he heard about

1223
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,040
it, but the resident ends up 
turning it off. 

1224
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,600
It's this whole big altercation.
But ultimately, we meet his 

1225
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,040
friend Mark, who comes in down 
and they go and talk about it in

1226
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,080
their room. 
Now we're going to learn a 

1227
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,440
little bit. 
Oh, we'll learn more about them 

1228
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,600
over time, but it's to be 
concluded that they're somehow 

1229
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,560
part of this whole Freddie 
mystery. 

1230
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,960
But they don't quite know why or
how yet. 

1231
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,760
But him and Mark make a plan and
they escape that night. 

1232
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,040
So like. 
This movie. 

1233
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,520
This movie has, we've got a pace
and we got to stay on it, OK? 

1234
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,800
So things might have to happen 
the way it is, 90 minutes, OK, 

1235
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,000
we got a lot to do. 
There's a lot of panicking in 

1236
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,760
this movie for like, like, just.
For not a lot. 

1237
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,680
For not for no reason, just to 
take up time. 

1238
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,760
Yeah, like a lot of panic 
talking. 

1239
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,200
Well, they, they, it's like 
dramatic for no reason. 

1240
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,560
Yes, there's nothing behind the 
panic. 

1241
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,080
Yeah, 'cause they don't even 
know what to be scared of. 

1242
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:35,000
Yeah, Anyway, so they're just 
kind of anxious about just being

1243
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
anxious. 
No, they're ain't. 

1244
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,880
They're scared because or PTS 
because someone died and they 

1245
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,080
were there. 
That's true. 

1246
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,480
That makes sense. 
The trauma's there, but they 

1247
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,000
don't know exactly what. 
You're right, You're absolutely 

1248
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,280
right. 
So Lori ends up going to school 

1249
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,880
the following day against her 
father's wishes. 

1250
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,520
This is like, again, a staple of
horror movies where like the 

1251
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,800
kids, traumatic events happen 
and kids are like, I want to go 

1252
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,840
to school today. 
I'm like, since when you don't 

1253
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,280
want to go to school ever? 
Like, why do you want to go to 

1254
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,920
school today? 
But they're like, no, I really 

1255
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,720
need to talk about it. 
Also, her dad was mixing some 

1256
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,480
kind of concoction. 
And wasn't it hypnocele juice? 

1257
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,240
To force her to sleep, but with 
no dreams. 

1258
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,840
Suppress her dreams. 
It was. 

1259
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,760
Wasn't it hypnocele? 
Hypno, RAWL or whatever. 

1260
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,880
Yeah, I was like, that's a 
whole. 

1261
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,640
That's a whole. 
Heniparol. 

1262
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,720
Heniparol. 
Stop saying. 

1263
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,520
That hypnosin is the drug that 
we'll talk about a little bit 

1264
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,320
more later. 
I think you were, I don't know 

1265
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,800
what you were saying. 
I don't know either. 

1266
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,960
It was a, it was like a mix of 
that and. 

1267
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,160
Hypnol. 
Hypnol, which is I knew that's. 

1268
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,600
Where you were from? 
Yeah. 

1269
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,240
Not. 
The same thing. 

1270
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,640
I'm like mixed both of those 
names. 

1271
00:57:55,280 --> 00:58:00,400
Oops. 
And so Lori goes to school and 

1272
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,520
hypnosil this is. 
Where I keep saying 

1273
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,680
motherfucker. 
This is where Lori finds out 

1274
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:10,120
that Blake died because. 
Like 20 minutes. 

1275
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,360
Ago. 
Oh, sorry, Bush. 

1276
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,960
How does how does everyone else 
know that Blake died but not 

1277
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:20,200
Lori? 
Wasn't Lori there? 

1278
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,040
Yeah. 
No, Lori wasn't there. 

1279
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,960
This is the one that died in on 
his porch with his dad. 

1280
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,080
How does everyone else know that
Blake died except for Lori? 

1281
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,920
I thought it was in Lori's 
house. 

1282
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,760
No, this is after they all went 
home because his dad is like 

1283
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,080
grilling him. 
Like, why were you at that 

1284
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:34,880
girl's? 
House. 

1285
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:44,560
Oh yeah, Rachel, leave me alone.
But whatever everybody knows 

1286
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,200
except for Lori shows she's the 
last. 

1287
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,960
That may be the last to know 
anyway. 

1288
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,120
Yeah, why did she know? 
Yeah, I don't know. 

1289
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,560
No one. 
How did they know? 

1290
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,400
Before that, yeah, it's a small 
town. 

1291
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,720
People talk. 
Fuck it that quick. 

1292
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,080
I guess so. 
I mean, OK, I'm thinking that 

1293
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,920
cop will roll around the town 
and he was like, you guys. 

1294
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,880
Hear what happened. 
You help. 

1295
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,680
Do you guys you know what are 
you coming in blood You need 

1296
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,880
help. 
I'll say I'll say you need help.

1297
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,560
You a danger boy? 
Reveals that she's been having 

1298
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:26,920
nightmares about this scary man 
with a burnt face and a handful 

1299
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,520
of knives. 
Shoppy shops. 

1300
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,920
Yeah, a handful of butter 
knives. 

1301
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,800
And just when she's saying this,
this is when fucking Mark walks 

1302
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,320
up and he's like, yeah, I've 
seen that guy in his dreams. 

1303
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,520
He's going to take you out. 
You don't never go to sleep 

1304
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,720
again, bitch. 
And I'm like. 

1305
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,640
What do you know? 
Did you notice as he's coming in

1306
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,440
with his swagger and he starts 
singing the song, his eye 

1307
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,120
twitches. 
He is like, I was just in a 

1308
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,000
mental health. 
I'm crazy. 

1309
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,840
I know who you've seen and he's 
never going to go away. 

1310
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,600
And I'm like, why are you? 
Why would you? 

1311
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,440
Approach. 
Who are you? 

1312
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,480
Who? 
Are you? 

1313
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,880
And why would you approach her? 
Why are you being? 

1314
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,800
It's so weird. 
The interaction is just not 

1315
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,680
necessary. 
It's just so wild. 

1316
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:14,640
But yeah, so Margaret Weller 
here, they left the mental 

1317
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,640
institution. 
To Yeah, to save Laurie. 

1318
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,280
Laurie to save. 
Laurie from well, he said 

1319
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:23,200
they're not really sure what. 
Well, he said to see if she was 

1320
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,640
OK because he, you know, she 
lives there. 

1321
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,160
Right. 
But like, you already heard 

1322
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,000
about the murders, so she was 
murdered. 

1323
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,400
You would have heard about it. 
Yeah, but they all they heard 

1324
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,360
about was a murderer. 
They don't know who. 

1325
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,680
Oh, you know what it. 
Is because it's at her house, 

1326
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,920
yes. 
So OK, it makes a little bit 

1327
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,120
more sense why he's so. 
Yeah. 

1328
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,400
That makes sense. 
Yeah, I'll leave it at that. 

1329
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,560
Mark still being fucking weird. 
Like I don't know about those 

1330
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,320
facial expressions. 
Like he was being mega weird. 

1331
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,200
Well, he was, he was, he was 
being extra. 

1332
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,520
He was being very extra. 
He was bringing something to the

1333
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,840
to the row. 
He hit too many blinkers for 

1334
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,040
this. 
So because of all of this, this 

1335
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,920
has got Lori really stressed 
out, really anxious, and she's 

1336
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,440
going to catch up with them 
later. 

1337
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,880
There is a short scene. 
It's not really super important,

1338
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,760
but I feel like it has to be 
necessary or it has to be 

1339
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,840
brought up because Kelly 
Rowland's in the scene. 

1340
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:23,360
But Kia has a brief day mare. 
She's like sitting in the 

1341
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:28,720
nurse's office waiting to see 
how Lori is, and she has this 

1342
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,360
like day mare about her nose 
getting ripped off by Freddy's 

1343
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,160
claws. 
Yes, but I want to. 

1344
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,280
But she wakes. 
Up This scene is kind of giving 

1345
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,520
me the feels of Beetlejuice's 
lobby. 

1346
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,760
Yeah, a little bit the grain. 
The grain though, you know. 

1347
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,680
Very much so. 
Oh, it's kind of like. 

1348
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,080
Feels like 7 too. 
Yeah, totally. 

1349
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,480
It's like Granny and and and the
way that the the nurse is shot 

1350
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,120
is also giving me like, are you 
afraid of the dark shots? 

1351
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,960
Yes. 
You know, like that, that old, 

1352
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,120
old school. 
Horror. 

1353
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,480
Horror type of movie. 
That way that like kind of like 

1354
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,360
that fish. 
Yeah, but it's filmed obviously 

1355
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,920
newer, but. 
So Mark and Will. 

1356
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,080
I love it when he does that. 
I think do you? 

1357
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:21,040
Have any? 
Help so Mark and Will are like 

1358
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:25,240
devising a plan that they think 
will help the town. 

1359
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,880
You need help. 
I don't, I don't know, They're 

1360
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,000
like, who are these like they're
like little researchers, like 

1361
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,160
trying to figure out like. 
Why is that? 

1362
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,920
What is that? 
What's their connection to 

1363
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,800
Freddy? 
I I forget already? 

1364
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:41,320
I I think OK, so from my 
understanding is Mark's older 

1365
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:45,120
brother died via Freddie. 
Via suicide. 

1366
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,440
The bathtub. 
But the bathtub thing. 

1367
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,320
But it was actually Freddie. 
OK. 

1368
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:54,000
So he's connected in that way. 
And I don't know Will's back 

1369
01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:00,120
story, but Oh, no, Will saw 
Laurie's dad kill her mom even 

1370
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,400
though she thinks her mom died 
in a car accident. 

1371
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,040
And more will be revealed about 
that later. 

1372
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,440
Yeah. 
So they think that the cops and 

1373
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:11,080
Lori's dad are all in on it. 
Also, Lori's dad is a doctor. 

1374
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,160
Forgot to mention that. 
I don't know if they've 

1375
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,360
mentioned that in the movie. 
They kind of say it in passage. 

1376
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,360
Yeah, he works for like he works
for. 

1377
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,640
He's like a higher up that works
for a hospital. 

1378
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,960
He's not actually like a medical
PHDI don't think he's he was. 

1379
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,960
But now he works for the higher 
ups like the. 

1380
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,640
Corporate. 
Corporate pushers, yeah. 

1381
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,600
Pen jammers no. 
The pen jammers. 

1382
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,280
Pen jammers. 
Pen jamming. 

1383
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,440
And now because it is a horror 
movie with we got to have a 

1384
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,840
party, young adults, we got to 
have a party. 

1385
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,480
And this looks like this one 
goes off. 

1386
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,960
Rave on. 
What? 

1387
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,960
A Cornhusker party? 
Well, yeah. 

1388
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:52,760
State. 
Are we in? 

1389
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,880
Are we in Nebraska? 
Ohio. 

1390
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,800
Oh, keep going. 
Where else? 

1391
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,920
I mean, there's people making 
out. 

1392
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,240
And it looks like and. 
Drinking. 

1393
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,520
In corn husk. 
It's the corn hub. 

1394
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,720
The corn. 
It's the corn hub. 

1395
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,400
Are we at a Clerb? 
Is this a clerb? 

1396
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,920
I was just going to say that is 
a good name for a Clerb. 

1397
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,480
If this is not, this is a Clerb 
scene. 

1398
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,720
The Husky Club. 
The Husky club, I'm into it. 

1399
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,920
A corn club you. 
You said that? 

1400
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,680
No, I don't know. 
Now it's. 

1401
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,200
Getting hub you. 
Said Corn Hub. 

1402
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,400
Beg your pardon, Sir? 
Corn Club. 

1403
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,840
Yeah, but this is the Corn Club.
I love it. 

1404
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,920
I like all of the iterations. 
And it only plays corn music 

1405
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,360
that is remixed. 
That's hilarious. 

1406
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,680
Like corn. 
But make a dubstep, Yes, make a 

1407
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,840
house? 
Hell yeah, Dubstep. 

1408
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,640
A house made corn. 
Oh, a House of corn a. 

1409
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,200
House of corn, if you will. 
House of 1000. 

1410
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,880
Corns who? 
Keep going. 1000. 

1411
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,080
Corns, he's a great keep. 
That's just the Halloween 

1412
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,880
special, yeah. 
Just the Halloween month special

1413
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:02,080
instead of it's just corn, 
Children of the corn. 

1414
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,360
Is so easy. 
There are actually children in 

1415
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,520
the corn, yes. 
So we're at this corn hustler 

1416
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:10,120
party. 
I forgot to mention this 

1417
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,320
character that literally doesn't
matter, but he ends up being 

1418
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,320
part of like the bottom through 
so I have to mention him. 

1419
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,040
But Linderman is at this party, 
and I know you're like, who the?

1420
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,280
Fuck. 
Oh yeah, Linderman. 

1421
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,080
And I also kept thinking that, I
don't know, they mentioned him 

1422
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,640
in passing. 
And when he shows up, I was 

1423
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,080
like, am I supposed to care 
about this kid? 

1424
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,400
Yeah, we are. 
And like, no. 

1425
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,200
It doesn't matter. 
Yeah, well, he does. 

1426
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,760
He's a side character. 
He's just here. 

1427
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,480
He has an arc. 
He is there. 

1428
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,000
Sure, for sure. 
So Linderman's here and they 

1429
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,760
forced him to do a cake stand 
type. 

1430
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:54,840
They like beer boarding. 
Also, Linderman, I guess has a 

1431
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:58,760
big crush on Lori because of 
course she's like the virgin 

1432
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,760
main character, so everybody 
loves Lori and Kia's making fun 

1433
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,960
of him, to which Linderman gives
it back to her. 

1434
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,960
Yeah, I guess. 
Well, maybe I could see her 

1435
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,960
facial expressions if your 
makeup wasn't so thick or 

1436
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,360
something stupid like that. 
You said that and I looked at 

1437
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,160
Jerry and I was like, what? 
It's like, not the fuck. 

1438
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,600
She does. 
She does not stand up for him, 

1439
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,480
for her, Lori. 
No, no, she. 

1440
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:24,680
She says. 
Nothing. 

1441
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,040
She just stands there. 
She. 

1442
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,320
Might as well should have 
whatever. 

1443
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:32,840
That's what her face. 
Said her face said all of that. 

1444
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,680
Yeah, she might as well just 
said that. 

1445
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,160
No, he didn't. 
Oh no, he didn't. 

1446
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,640
Should have said that dude. 
Oh my God. 

1447
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:46,520
So again, at this party, Will 
tries to interact with Lori and 

1448
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,400
they're trying to, like, have 
this serious conversation about,

1449
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,880
you know, kids are dying and 
shit, but they keep getting 

1450
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,800
interrupted because it's 
apartheid. 

1451
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,800
Gibb. 
Remember that character from 

1452
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,240
earlier? 
We keep mentioning her. 

1453
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,880
She was wearing a Red Hat. 
Gibb I Gibb. 

1454
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,000
Why was that the name? 
I know that's supposed to 

1455
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,880
probably be her last name, but 
like Gibb? 

1456
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,440
Love it. 
That's all you gave me. 

1457
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:17,200
So Gibb literally just wanders 
out into the husks and what we 

1458
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,680
assume is she wanders out into 
the husks and falls asleep. 

1459
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:25,960
And like, sure, maybe that would
happen, but like, why did she 

1460
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,000
wander out? 
They're just. 

1461
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,200
Oh, you. 
I mean, you've seen drunk 

1462
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,560
people. 
They just wonder. 

1463
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,040
Oh, you. 
Know they just stumble away and 

1464
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,440
you're in a cornfield. 
Yeah, they just stumble away 

1465
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,160
drunk people. 
And you're in a cornfield. 

1466
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,720
Yeah, you stumble away. 
So she starts seeing and hearing

1467
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:47,360
Trey's voice, which would be 
pretty traumatizing if that were

1468
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:52,160
really happening to you, and she
keeps following him further and 

1469
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,960
further into the woods. 
Ultimately, she does end up in 

1470
01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:03,680
Freddy's boiler room. 
I don't really love this scene 

1471
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:08,080
or what it insinuates, but we'll
go over it very quickly. 

1472
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,080
Basically, Gibb is being 
tormented by Freddie in the 

1473
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:17,200
boiler room while simultaneously
A fellow partygoer is 

1474
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:22,359
considering, I don't know, 
violating her body. 

1475
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:24,279
So. 
Yeah, and it's fucking weird. 

1476
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:26,920
I don't really like this. 
It made me feel really tense and

1477
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,399
it made a scene that was like, I
don't know, we're supposed to be

1478
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:32,720
watching something entertaining 
and like, you may be tense for 

1479
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:35,880
all the wrong reasons and I 
don't like that, but basically. 

1480
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,760
It's just, it's a, it's a 
writing choice. 

1481
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,479
And I never really. 
Yeah, I'm like. 

1482
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:42,000
Standing for that. 
Did we have to allude to that? 

1483
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,720
Do we have to have the close up 
of the guy seeing the girl and 

1484
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:48,080
being like my opportunity and. 
Then it's also like. 

1485
01:08:48,319 --> 01:08:50,319
Now, why is there always? 
Why do they always do that? 

1486
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:53,080
Well, so, yeah, thank you. 
It's like it that seems to come 

1487
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,399
up more and more and more. 
So it's either a pattern that 

1488
01:08:55,399 --> 01:08:59,080
obviously works, but like why? 
Like why does it need to be in 

1489
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,600
there? 
The funny thing about this is I 

1490
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,600
do like the you can tell that 
the stuntman's in a padded flame

1491
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,560
suit. 
Yeah, 'cause he's all massive. 

1492
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,920
After he's like totally lit up 
and. 

1493
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:14,960
So thankfully we avoid actually 
having to watch Lori or Gib get 

1494
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,720
violated. 
She is actually murdered by 

1495
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,800
Jason, which really pisses off 
Freddie. 

1496
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,120
He has her cornered. 
He's almost ready to take his 

1497
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:27,359
first victim when all of a 
sudden she is stabbed in 

1498
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:29,840
conjunction with the guy who was
trying to essay her. 

1499
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,960
Too much power. 
And so that guy gets end up 

1500
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,240
thrown across the fucking 
hustle. 

1501
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,000
Like fuck that guy. 
No, yeah, we're, I mean shit. 

1502
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:40,120
Well, he got impaled, then 
thrown. 

1503
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,880
He was tossed, isn't he? 
Yeah. 

1504
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,319
Yeah, he got stabbed. 
To you and then he like. 

1505
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,359
Took the stick and threw him 
like he was one of those chucket

1506
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:49,680
things with a, you know, the 
chuckets. 

1507
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,399
Yeah, like cornhole. 
Yeah, no, you know the the 

1508
01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:54,760
things for the dogs. 
It's a long stiff. 

1509
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,120
That's called it's called Chuck 
it. 

1510
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,920
Yeah, it makes your arm longer. 
It's like he got thrown like 

1511
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,800
that dude. 
Oh do you know what he got? 

1512
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,040
Fucking Smash broed. 
Oh yeah. 

1513
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,200
Super Smash broed with the home 
run. 

1514
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:07,960
That slinky? 
Slingshot. 

1515
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,840
Yeah, word. 
He got curvied. 

1516
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:16,520
He got curvied. 
So Jason enters the party and he

1517
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,800
is here for a good time. 
Yeah, Oh yeah, man, he's here 

1518
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,240
taking names and more kicking. 
Ass he actually takes some. 

1519
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,680
Takes some beer this one this 
time too. 

1520
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,720
So one kid approaches him and 
he's like, wow, you're really 

1521
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,840
big my man. 
And then throws what I assume is

1522
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,320
a pitcher full of alcohol. 
Everclear. 

1523
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,560
They were just talking about it 
was Everclear, Yeah. 

1524
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:41,440
And tries setting Jason on fire,
which it works but not in his 

1525
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:45,240
favor. 
So Jason is now this formidable 

1526
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,400
flaming God, and now he's on 
fire on top. 

1527
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,360
Of now he's a flaming demon. 
He's a flaming demon. 

1528
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:53,160
Just. 
What I need? 

1529
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,880
Yes, that's what we need is 
light like the cornfield on 

1530
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,040
fire. 
Yeah, I'm Jason. 

1531
01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,360
I'm. 
Jason, not quite that. 

1532
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,680
Not flaming, Not that flaming. 
No, he's on fire. 

1533
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,880
He's actually on fire. 
Not on fire. 

1534
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:10,760
Like damn, you're on fire. 
Literally on fire. 

1535
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,840
Yes, he's burning your. 
Outfit looks. 

1536
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:16,000
Yeah. 
Is that your Halloween outfit is

1537
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,040
fly? 
It's Bussin. 

1538
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:19,600
All right, I gotta get back on 
track. 

1539
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,080
It's not the first. 
I think it might be the first 

1540
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,400
time we've ever, said Bussin. 
Yeah, so we get a bussin 

1541
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,840
celebratory applause. 
I gotta never say Bussin again. 

1542
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,760
This is the only episode. 
I always thought that was 

1543
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,760
someone when they're like take I
gotta, I gotta get bussin, like 

1544
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,240
get on the bus I gotta. 
Get busting. 

1545
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,440
Yeah, like I got to go, I got to
go to home, I got to get on the 

1546
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,280
bus. 
I'm going to miss it. 

1547
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:46,120
I'm busting so. 
You I'm busting I here. 

1548
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:49,080
You serve someone a burger and 
they're like, that's busting. 

1549
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,480
Yeah. 
Like that should be on the bus. 

1550
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,040
Oh, do you want me to put in it 
to go back? 

1551
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:58,200
Like, Oh yeah, I guess it could 
be a good burger to go on the 

1552
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,080
bus, like travel, you know, it's
a, it's a good burger for to 

1553
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,280
take them travel. 
It's a busting burger, you know,

1554
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,680
I wouldn't say the eggs Benedict
is bussing because that shit 

1555
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,040
would get cold. 
And how are you going to eat 

1556
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,560
eggs Benny on a bus? 
If I ever get on a bus and 

1557
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,280
someone's eating an eggs 
Benedict. 

1558
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,920
I think of Jerry, but. 
If they're getting like a like a

1559
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,960
smoked salmon eggs Benedict on a
bus. 

1560
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,400
No, I'm a you'd have. 
To have, you'd have to have a. 

1561
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,240
I'm going to ask for my money 
back and I'm leaving. 

1562
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:29,680
Or you can sit down on an 
airplane someone's eating. 

1563
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:30,600
Eggs. 
You know what? 

1564
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,960
You know what? 
You could do it. 

1565
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,640
What if you had it in one hand 
and then you had one of those 

1566
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,160
like sporks things? 
Yeah. 

1567
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,160
So you could kind of like. 
Or what if you had it in a cone?

1568
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,960
Oh, now you're talking eggs on 
the top. 

1569
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,080
So you just eat it and it like 
drips into the cone. 

1570
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,760
OK. 
And the cone is like a fried 

1571
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,440
egg. 
I hate the visual idea of what 

1572
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,480
that would look like. 
Please don't eat an eggs. 

1573
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:56,080
But it didn't. 
And an ice cream cone. 

1574
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,920
Oh. 
My gosh, will you make me Jerry?

1575
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,240
Will you make me an egg 
Benedict? 

1576
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,080
In the hallway. 
Will you make me an egg Benedict

1577
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,760
burrito? 
It's like a dipped dipped cone. 

1578
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:09,560
Jerry, Jerry, make me an eggs 
Benedict burrito all right, with

1579
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:12,680
hollandaise dipping sauce. 
Dude hollandaise, it's you have 

1580
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,680
to eat that shit quick. 
That. 

1581
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:17,480
Sounds fire, doesn't it? 
Yeah, an egg you need. 

1582
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,760
To do that, no, no, no. 
Eggs Benedict burrito. 

1583
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,520
Wrap up, make an egg burrito. 
And then just the hollandaise on

1584
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:26,520
the side. 
Chop up the English muffin. 

1585
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,160
No. 
Well, yeah, sure. 

1586
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:32,800
I mean, work it into a burrito. 
Yeah, or make, you know, flatten

1587
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,280
out the English muffin and make 
it that into the burrito. 

1588
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:38,560
Oh, now you're talking? 
No, wrap that shit in a burrito.

1589
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,920
The English muffins. 
Yes. 

1590
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,640
Toast them so they're crispy in 
there. 

1591
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:46,200
So when you're eating a burrito,
it's crispy, yes. 

1592
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,720
You. 
Need to take this out of the 

1593
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,040
podcast so that no one steals 
this idea. 

1594
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,520
This is actually a very good 
idea. 

1595
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,240
Yes, Jerry, I need an egg 
Benedict. 

1596
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,920
Burrito I I also. 
Like ice cream cone, eggs 

1597
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:56,640
Benedict burrito. 
Oh. 

1598
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:01,200
My God, do it. 
Do that dipped ice cream cone. 

1599
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,560
Yeah. 
Can't get over Jason. 

1600
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,400
Yeah. 
Flame it. 

1601
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:09,080
It's kind of the hey. 
Camp Crystal Live. 

1602
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:21,760
So, Jason? 
That that would be Jason. 

1603
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,360
Yeah. 
From the from the SNL skit. 

1604
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,960
Oh my God. 
Do you think that's how Jason 

1605
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,960
laughs? 
If he ever did, he's flaming 

1606
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,960
like if he's on. 
Fire lost Porsche, by the way. 

1607
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,080
Yeah. 
That's. 

1608
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:40,160
She's gone. 
Doofy's back. 

1609
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,480
OK. 
I'm fine, it's fine all. 

1610
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,400
Right, we're good. 
Jason terrorizes through the 

1611
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,280
rest of the Cord party. 
Clerb. 

1612
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:49,280
Clerb. 
Clerb. 

1613
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:53,520
Corn is slow. 
It's not popping anymore. 

1614
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,840
It's so much. 
Better when we say it. 

1615
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:55,640
Clerb Corn. 
Clerb. 

1616
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:01,000
Corn Club. 
Kern, Kern, Kern. 

1617
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,920
So yeah, Jason is on fire. 
He freaks everybody out, so 

1618
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:11,000
everybody splits, but he does 
get a good few kills in before 

1619
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,080
he leaves. 
I would like to mention that I 

1620
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,920
think there's one guy who at one
point is wearing a baseball cap 

1621
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,320
and gets. 
Murdered and glasses. 

1622
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:22,320
And the yeah, and then pops up 
in a in a bucket hat and also. 

1623
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,520
Gets murdered, but. 
It's the same guy I. 

1624
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:26,680
Swear to God. 
It looks like the same guy. 

1625
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,800
Just like slightly different hat
and yeah, they. 

1626
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,840
Exchanged his accessories and 
shit. 

1627
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:36,040
But I made Jerry rewind it and 
we were, we were pretty adamant.

1628
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,440
So like, please tell me if you 
find this man. 

1629
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,360
But I swear to God, he he died 
twice. 

1630
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,480
It's when he goes on his 
swinging rampage in the middle 

1631
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,560
of everyone. 
Yeah. 

1632
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,240
Hits the guy with a beer. 
It's around that. 

1633
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,880
Part I'm going to rewatch it. 
Just that scene, not the whole 

1634
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:49,480
fucking. 
Movie. 

1635
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,040
Yeah. 
It was like you just saw it. 

1636
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,000
You don't have to. 
This movie is not that deep. 

1637
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:57,920
So Will ends up driving Kia home
and drops her off. 

1638
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:00,040
By the way, nothing happens to 
Kia. 

1639
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,320
So I'm like, is she even really 
affected by any of those? 

1640
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,000
Why is she in this movie? 
But anyway, that's neither here 

1641
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,000
nor there. 
Lori and him try to have this 

1642
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:15,000
conversation and he reveals how 
he saw her dad kill her mom even

1643
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000
though she thought she died in a
car accident. 

1644
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:21,120
And this is when Lori's dad 
comes out literally swinging. 

1645
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:25,840
He pulls Lori out of that car 
and tries to suffocate Will and 

1646
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,920
he's like, you're. 
Not going to ruin my family. 

1647
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,560
OK. 
It's not like attempted murder. 

1648
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,160
It's attempted murder and aren't
they all? 

1649
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,320
Very casual about it. 
Aren't they all kids? 

1650
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:38,400
Yeah, that's why he only, he 
only does kill kids, right? 

1651
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,320
No, no, no, I meant Lori's dad. 
When she's like suffocating 

1652
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,640
Will, I'm like, this is. 
A child like 18. 

1653
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:49,160
Well, they're going to high 
school, so like 1718. 

1654
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,200
He could be. 
It doesn't matter. 

1655
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,360
He's just why He's a minor. 
He's a high schooler. 

1656
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,560
Yeah, I don't, I don't. 
I don't think that's OK. 

1657
01:16:54,640 --> 01:17:00,640
Serious, my God. 
And so Lori ends up throwing 

1658
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,120
like a bitch pic that kind of 
ends the conflict. 

1659
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,800
She storms inside and Will is 
able to get away. 

1660
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:12,200
Once inside she asked dad. 
She asked her dad about her mom 

1661
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,880
and like he doesn't want to talk
about it and just keeps telling 

1662
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,880
her to go to fucking sleep and 
she's like I. 

1663
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:19,920
Don't want to sleep, Dad? 
I don't want to do it. 

1664
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:22,920
You can't tell me. 
Get your Dick butt upstairs. 

1665
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,280
Basically. 
And so of course they're 

1666
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,920
fighting still and she ends up, 
she basically ends up Dawson's 

1667
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:33,640
creaking out of her bedroom 
window to catch up with Will 

1668
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,840
once again. 
I don't wanna wait. 

1669
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,240
There's a lot of Dawson's 
creaking it happening in this 

1670
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:44,400
movie 'cause that's how Will saw
Laurie's dad kill her mom 

1671
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,360
because he was lurking in her 
bedroom window. 

1672
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:50,840
And I get why my parents weren't
really into two-story houses 

1673
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,640
now. 
Climbing up the terrace. 

1674
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,960
Yeah, I don't think my parents 
were like fans of that, You 

1675
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,520
know, that that line in 10 
Things I Hate About You, where 

1676
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,000
he's like all those Dawson's 
Rivers kids. 

1677
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,000
Yeah, all those. 
Sleeping in each other's 

1678
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,680
bedrooms like my parents very 
much felt like that too, so. 

1679
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:16,640
Dawson's Rivers Kids. 
Dawson's Rivers kids in in a 

1680
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,400
side tangent. 
It's very, very small. 

1681
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:24,840
Very they recently performed 
live on stage who for like a 20 

1682
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,000
year reunion the Dawson's Creek 
most. 

1683
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,320
Oh yeah, I saw something about 
that, Yeah. 

1684
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,040
And they all sang the song. 
Together were they all there? 

1685
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,000
Theme song together. 
It's not everyone, but like 

1686
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,360
Joshua Jackson was there busy 
Phillips was. 

1687
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:39,680
There OK but way? 
Holmes was there like, oh, oh, 

1688
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,080
you know what? 
It was to benefit cancer and 

1689
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:46,120
also for James Van Der Beek, who
is actively battling cancer 

1690
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:49,360
right now. 
So he was not there, but pretty 

1691
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,560
much everybody else was there. 
Like Michelle Williams was 

1692
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,640
there. 
Like he's kind of kind of a big 

1693
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,640
dude. 
But they sang the song together.

1694
01:18:56,880 --> 01:19:02,760
Oh my gosh. 
Sarah McLachlan who? 

1695
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,480
That's not stop by. 
Sarah McLachlan by. 

1696
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:11,680
The way Mariah Carey what? 
It's giving Sarah McLachlan so 

1697
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,800
after she meets back up with 
will he says that they have to 

1698
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:20,680
go speak to the expert mark and 
you know what that means it's 

1699
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,240
time for good vibrations. 
It's time for Mark today. 

1700
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,520
You've. 
Got to be. 

1701
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:29,120
I'm sorry you got you got to go.
Once again this did he. 

1702
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:32,200
Was anybody else like triggered 
by this scene and felt like oh 

1703
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,720
am I watching Final Destination 
again? 

1704
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,400
Why? 
The bathroom. 

1705
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:39,520
Yeah, the bathroom. 
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

1706
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:43,360
'cause I like the the CNN final 
destination. 

1707
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,240
Oh yeah. 
It reminded me of that a lot, 

1708
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,280
yeah. 
Same vibes bathroom give off 

1709
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:49,560
those kind of true, yeah. 
Didn't love it? 

1710
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,360
Maybe it's pretty. 
It's yeah, it's pretty like it 

1711
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,200
gets the back of the knees weak.
Yeah, it's a little weird. 

1712
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,680
I don't know Foot feet thing and
like it. 

1713
01:19:56,680 --> 01:20:04,280
Also gave me like an IT thing. 
Oh, oh, OK, I could see that. 

1714
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,600
Too, you know, they bring back 
the the dead guy that comes 

1715
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,640
under the bed and he's like his 
friend who was in like, high 

1716
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,000
school, the bully that's in the 
mental institution. 

1717
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:18,600
Yeah, because of it. 
So unfortunately, Will and Lori 

1718
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,520
get there just a little bit too 
late. 

1719
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:24,760
Mark is tormented by Freddie 
with his older brother, whom I'm

1720
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,520
assuming is someone from another
sequel. 

1721
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,560
I don't know if it's the 
original character or not. 

1722
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,680
If someone knows, please let us 
know in the comments. 

1723
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:36,720
But he ultimately does die by 
Freddie's hand, leaving the 

1724
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:40,880
message literally like, burned, 
boiled into his skin. 

1725
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,160
Skin. 
Into his skin. 

1726
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:48,240
Freddie is back. 
Well, because he decides. 

1727
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,440
You know what, fuck off. 
I'm not delivering your message.

1728
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,360
Oh yeah, which I don't think 
that would have kept him alive 

1729
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,360
anyway. 
I think it I I personally think 

1730
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,720
it would have. 
Oh, you think it would have kept

1731
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:03,160
him alive at least a little bit 
longer to get the message? 

1732
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,800
That's what I'm saying. 
I would have been, I'm like, 

1733
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,880
gosh, I'll tell him, I'll tell 
everyone about you, that you're 

1734
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,720
coming back, all that. 
At least it would have been 

1735
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:11,920
like, I'm not doing it and then 
I die. 

1736
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,320
At least he's like fine. 
And like, like let's me go, 

1737
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,920
yeah, so that I can tell 
everyone. 

1738
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,320
And he's like, if you don't, 
I'll get you and you go to 

1739
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,560
sleep. 
But then by that time, we'll 

1740
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,960
have. 
Hypnosis. 

1741
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,160
Hypnosis. 
Yeah. 

1742
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,960
You know. 
Fair, good point it. 

1743
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:29,360
Is a very valid point. 
If he lets you go, but that's 

1744
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,720
just, I mean, either way you're 
gonna die. 

1745
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,040
So why not say yeah, I'll tell 
him. 

1746
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:37,480
Back at the police station. 
Yeah, exactly. 

1747
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,240
I agree. 
So back at the police station, 

1748
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:45,440
the main sheriff threatens the 
deputy Stubbs, this is the guy 

1749
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:47,760
from earlier. 
And he's, you know, like a. 

1750
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,880
Deputy incompetent. 
Yeah, that's like looking into 

1751
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:53,080
it and stuff. 
But he's new to the Force, so 

1752
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:56,600
nobody gives a shit. 
And the sheriff threatens him 

1753
01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:00,480
and says, you know, if he he 
can't be like the hero, they 

1754
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:05,240
have to, like, be very specific 
about he who shall not be named 

1755
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,680
Voldemort. 
Yeah, They literally give him 

1756
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:11,520
that kind of reputation. 
He won't say his name in there. 

1757
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:12,880
He's like, how dare you? 
Yeah, you. 

1758
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:15,880
Don't want to bring him back. 
Deputy Stubbs is bringing up 

1759
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,680
Jason, who? 
I was like, oh, I thought they 

1760
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:20,880
were talking about Freddie and I
was like, do they also know 

1761
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,880
about Jason? 
And I'm like, this is all in the

1762
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:25,000
same fucking town. 
It's kind of like in Scream when

1763
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,880
they like don't tell no one 
talks about what happened with. 

1764
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,440
The first. 
Or no one talks about brood. 

1765
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,040
Yeah, or like, and then when 
then they started making the 

1766
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,880
movies about it. 
Yeah. 

1767
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:37,120
You know, in the movie, within 
the movie. 

1768
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,760
Yeah. 
You're the dude playing another 

1769
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,080
dude. 
This guy says another dude. 

1770
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:49,520
Step right? 
I love that role. 

1771
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,080
So Stubbs ends up leaving. 
He's upset by being turned down 

1772
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:59,520
by the sheriff and knows he's 
going to have to do things his 

1773
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:02,480
own way. 
Going out of my own boys. 

1774
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:05,120
I don't know why they gave this 
guy a fucking storyline, but 

1775
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:08,120
whatever, he has one so Stubbs 
ends up he's. 

1776
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:11,800
A character that has to die. 
Yeah, he's just he's I agree. 

1777
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,840
Here. 
Yeah, to be here. 

1778
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:14,880
Bye. 
Yeah, bye. 

1779
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:15,760
I don't care. 
He's. 

1780
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:17,720
Doesn't. 
He's not very helpful. 

1781
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,560
No, he actually kind of make 
things worse. 

1782
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,120
Yeah, a little bit. 
He ends up crashing the little 

1783
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,480
hangout. 
All the high school kids are 

1784
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:29,480
having their chat about what to 
do about the mysterious serial 

1785
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:34,120
killers allegedly in town, and 
Stubbs gives us the obligatory 

1786
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:42,000
origin story about Jason. 
So they give the back story 

1787
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,520
about Camp Crystal Lake and his 
mom and this entity. 

1788
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,680
And like how? 
He was bullied and he was 

1789
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,520
murdered by the kid. 
The lifeguards weren't paying 

1790
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,520
attention. 
Yeah. 

1791
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:55,960
So we get all of that meanwhile 
while they're having this kind 

1792
01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:01,640
of 70s Show style conversation, 
but like with No Smoke, it's 

1793
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,960
like it's really that it's that 
scene. 

1794
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,040
Oh yeah, it's totally That 70s 
Show with the spinning table. 

1795
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,280
Except it's not as interesting 
to look at. 

1796
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,960
I don't know. 
I didn't really love this scene.

1797
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,640
I just don't. 
It's too like we have to say 

1798
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:16,280
this and we have to say this and
we have to say this so that we 

1799
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,480
can go and do this and it's. 
Kind of just a setup. 

1800
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:23,880
It's a roundabout. 
Very good distinction. 

1801
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,600
Well, you would now you're from 
London. 

1802
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:27,680
Thank you. 
I would. 

1803
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,200
So while all of this is 
happening, Lori is actually 

1804
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:34,200
chilling on the sofa and she 
ends up falling asleep. 

1805
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:37,320
Now, while she's asleep, she 
ends up getting tormented by 

1806
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,960
Freddie. 
But what's interesting about 

1807
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,120
this one is that when they 
eventually wake her up, she's 

1808
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:45,120
able to pull. 
She was holding on to Freddie's 

1809
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:49,720
ear and she was able to pull it 
back into their reality. 

1810
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,360
This is where the movie got. 
Jerry, what does it mean? 

1811
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:54,880
This is what where the movie got
me again, where I was like, 

1812
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,720
wait, now I'm interested. 
OK, now it's not just all set up

1813
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:01,560
and like death set up death. 
Like, oh, we're going somewhere 

1814
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,720
with. 
This into the real. 

1815
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:07,480
World all I heard was you can 
add that soundtrack to when she 

1816
01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:12,480
comes out pulling his ear. 
I wish the real world would 

1817
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:13,040
just. 
Stop. 

1818
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:17,160
That song was like playing in my
head when I saw that scene. 

1819
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:22,600
Oh, I like it a lot. 
So from there, with this new 

1820
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:27,760
found piece of information, they
have conducted somewhat of a 

1821
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,800
plan. 
It kind of unfolds over time. 

1822
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,160
So I'll just unfold it as it 
unfolds for us. 

1823
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:36,120
But the Scooby gang get into 
their shag wagon. 

1824
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:39,440
What is this van? 
Explain this van to me. 

1825
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:42,240
Yeah, it's supposed to be like 
the Scooby the the the Scooby 

1826
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:44,600
Mystery Machine. 
Well, the 18 vents. 

1827
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:48,960
Yeah, the 18 van or the van from
Clerks? 

1828
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:51,600
But it doesn't even have like. 
Mystery features or anything 

1829
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,800
like there's nothing cool. 
About there's like a purple 

1830
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,360
ambient lighting. 
Portion he has lighting. 

1831
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:56,480
Yeah, that's about it. 
There's. 

1832
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,880
Like some. 
Neon inner inner glow. 

1833
01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:01,920
And he has seating. 
Oh, and he does have seating. 

1834
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,920
There's an engine. 
OK, I'm done. 

1835
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,680
With you, OK, but we're talking 
more like creature comfort. 

1836
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:08,760
Yeah, I don't know. 
I mean, if there's like 

1837
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,560
hydraulics or a good system. 
No, the walls are furry. 

1838
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:15,920
It's a furry wall, the whole the
whole thing's covered in carpet 

1839
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,040
that. 
Movie right now, yeah. 

1840
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,120
So he's he stuck in the 70s? 
Is that a 70s? 

1841
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:21,760
Look at that. 
The walls are carpet. 

1842
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:26,400
Look at that. 
It's like I feel like it's side 

1843
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:29,680
of the dog mobile in dumb and 
Dumber but reversed. 

1844
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:30,920
Correct. 
Word. 

1845
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,720
I feel like it's hot in there a 
bit. 

1846
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,320
Creepy too. 
Yeah, yeah, it probably stinks. 

1847
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,040
Oh well, with Jason right there,
like there's no way that man 

1848
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,000
smells good. 
Well besides him not smelling 

1849
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,720
good, I'm saying in general that
thing probably soaks up every 

1850
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:46,080
smell they have in that van. 
And you know that Van is seen 

1851
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,400
as. 
Someone who paints a van like 

1852
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:50,800
that is definitely not a not not
a weed smoker. 

1853
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,800
So they're definitely hop boxing
that van and it's soaking into 

1854
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:58,600
the carpets, into their sag 
carpets. 

1855
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:04,280
So the Scooby Gang is off to 
Weston Hills to get Hypnos in. 

1856
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:08,120
They realize that part of the 
reason they have staved off 

1857
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:11,000
seeing Freddie is the fact that 
they don't remember their 

1858
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,600
dreams, which must be within 
this special medicine. 

1859
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:19,600
So they head off towards the 
mental institution. 

1860
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,880
Like I said, mental institutions
were like a staple of horror 

1861
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,520
movies, and I'm really glad 
we're starting to get away from 

1862
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,960
that 'cause I don't, I don't 
think it's a good connotation. 

1863
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,160
It's been played out, hasn't. 
It yeah, I don't think we need 

1864
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:31,160
to do that. 
Why? 

1865
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:37,680
Because not all mental health 
issues have anything to do with 

1866
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:42,040
supernatural terrors. 
And I feel like it it less 

1867
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:45,920
legitimizes people with actual 
disorders and just makes them 

1868
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,000
seem like crazy like. 
Split. 

1869
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:50,320
Yeah, and it's like, it's not 
like that. 

1870
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:52,760
Like they're dealing with 
they're just having a mental 

1871
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:55,080
health issue. 
Has nothing to do with murderers

1872
01:27:55,160 --> 01:28:02,280
and all of this junk. 
So will Lori and Kia 

1873
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,200
investigate? 
Sorry, I wrote her name down. 

1874
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,640
So I was like, what? 
Who's that? 

1875
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:13,560
They investigate some of the 
inner workings and back rooms of

1876
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:17,240
the fucking mental institution 
where they find a bunch of 

1877
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,920
people who were overdosed on 
hypnosis and they're just 

1878
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:23,320
keeping them. 
They're in a coma, in a coma 

1879
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:26,560
vegetative state, in a backroom.
Until what? 

1880
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,240
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 
I'm like what is this? 

1881
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,960
It wears off. 
Well, they can't stop dreaming, 

1882
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:34,360
they said, so they just stay 
there until Freddy kills them. 

1883
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,840
I don't know. 
If Freddy gets there, yeah. 

1884
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,520
If he ever knows, they're 
dreaming. 

1885
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,520
And since when do coma patients 
need to have like fuzzy things 

1886
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:46,800
on their eyes? 
Also, how does he know who he 

1887
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,360
chooses that he's picking the 
dream? 

1888
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,760
Is he like, oh, someone's 
dreaming right now? 

1889
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:51,760
I'm going to go get him. 
Fear. 

1890
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,280
And also, it's all about fear. 
It's like, yeah, I'm like, 

1891
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:56,520
that's a lot of people dreaming 
simultaneously. 

1892
01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,000
And do all of them know about 
Freddie? 

1893
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:01,000
Are we? 
They all, they all were presumed

1894
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,160
that they all knew. 
They all in a coma. 

1895
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,200
I think it says they says they 
took too much. 

1896
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:09,320
I think they were forced it. 
Test subjects. 

1897
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:11,200
Test subjects. 
That too trying to get the 

1898
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:14,360
balance right. 
Meanwhile, they leave the 

1899
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,000
Stoner. 
By the way, there's been some 

1900
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,760
new characters that are 
introduced and I don't know 

1901
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:19,120
their names. 
But they were gonna die. 

1902
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:20,240
It doesn't matter, they're gonna
die. 

1903
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:24,200
So one of them is the Stoner. 
Don't know his name but they. 

1904
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,240
Leave. 
He's hitting blinkers. 

1905
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:29,120
They. 
Leave him to watch the cameras 

1906
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:34,400
and we get, OK, this is this has
got to be the worst usage of CGI

1907
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:38,120
in a movie maybe ever, maybe 
ever. 

1908
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:41,200
Maybe. 
So the stoner's in there, he's 

1909
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:46,840
watching the cameras and he 
smokes a little doobie and then 

1910
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:48,080
he gets. 
Revelant. 

1911
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,280
Revelant are. 
You OK? 

1912
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:54,840
It's time appropriate? 
What? 

1913
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,280
What's the word I'm trying to 
think of? 

1914
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,960
Relevant. 
Yes, Jesus, I'm supposed. 

1915
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:02,760
To ask, are you having a 
seizure? 

1916
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,880
Yeah, a little bit. 
No. 

1917
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,680
What was it relevant? 
It's relevant. 

1918
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,160
Relevant. 
Jesus. 

1919
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:14,640
It's of that time period. 
My gosh, just carry. 

1920
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,320
On just yeah, I'm just let, just
let it go. 

1921
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,880
It's OK, Let it. 
Go on my. 

1922
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:22,160
Way. 
So he gets distracted by his 

1923
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:28,160
chronic weed and also what is 
this Freddy the smoke bug? 

1924
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:30,000
Yes, I. 
Don't know what? 

1925
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,760
The fuck that thing. 
Is but the hookah worm the 

1926
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:34,880
hookah worm? 
It's like the trying to be the 

1927
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:37,440
worm from. 
It looks Beetlejuice. 

1928
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:40,120
Wonderland. 
Yeah, it does look a bit like 

1929
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:41,400
that dude. 
The Caterpillar. 

1930
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:47,680
He has a hookah too. 
You know the Caterpillar from 

1931
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:51,240
Alice in Wonderland? 
Far creepier than the The 

1932
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,120
Cheshire Cat is far creepier 
than whatever this worm thing 

1933
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,920
is. 
Yeah, but this, yeah, this worm 

1934
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:57,760
thing is weird. 
Yeah, but it's, I can't get 

1935
01:30:57,760 --> 01:30:59,680
behind it. 
It looks it's. 

1936
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:00,880
What? 
It's what Freddie does, though. 

1937
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,600
It's bad. 
It's bad. 

1938
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:05,440
The CGI is just oh, it's awful. 
Oh my God, it's so I. 

1939
01:31:05,440 --> 01:31:07,360
Want my money back? 
It's really bad. 

1940
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:11,440
Like the first time I saw this 
even like at 17 or whatever, I 

1941
01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:13,560
whenever I watch this for the 
first time, I was like, what 

1942
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,200
the? 
And this guy, I feel like it's 

1943
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:18,200
definitely has the same 
mannerisms as Jay from Jay 

1944
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:22,000
inside with Bob. 
Oh yeah, Linda Carbon copy Yeah.

1945
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,360
I feel like he's a carbon copy 
of that guy. 

1946
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,040
So. 
Come on, brother. 

1947
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:31,120
So unfortunately for the Stoner,
he quickly gets my finger on it.

1948
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:34,600
I would say that he's possessed 
by Freddie, or Freddie at least 

1949
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:38,680
gets control over him. 
He gets him into the room where 

1950
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:42,000
all the hypnosin is, and he ends
up dumping all the sleeping 

1951
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:45,560
pills, thus preventing them from
being able to stay awake. 

1952
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:49,480
And he continues to be 
controlled by Freddie all the 

1953
01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:56,240
way up to the point that Jason, 
Jason, yeah, arrives and he has 

1954
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,240
a little bit of a showdown with 
him. 

1955
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:01,160
But ultimately, the Stoner kid 
does die. 

1956
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:05,280
Sadly, Oh big sad. 
Yes, Stoner kid stabs him in the

1957
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,320
neck. 
And does he get slice in half 

1958
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:08,680
or? 
Something. 

1959
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:11,360
Yeah, but he But he's being 
possessed by Freddie. 

1960
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:15,040
So when he's being with us by 
Freddie, he runs up and stabs 

1961
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:19,680
him with some sleeping aid in 
his neck so that he can stop 

1962
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,120
killing the teens because 
Freddie's like, hey, they're 

1963
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,400
mine. 
He's had enough. 

1964
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,760
That's right, that's right. 
I forgot about to add that. 

1965
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:29,000
Part These kids are mine these. 
Kids are mine. 

1966
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:32,520
That's weirdly never should be 
yelling that in any kind of. 

1967
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:34,200
No, not. 
I'm just saying that's what. 

1968
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,040
Yeah, please don't take that out
of context and. 

1969
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:37,960
Clip that. 
I was like, Oh my God, do not 

1970
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:45,520
clip that. 
So Freddie and Jason are kind of

1971
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:49,440
going at it and they end up 
going into Freddie's world so he

1972
01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:53,960
can finish. 
Jason World my world now bitch. 

1973
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,880
Sorry, because he no longer 
needs him. 

1974
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:59,560
He's strong enough to kill kids 
on his own, so like, bye. 

1975
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:02,280
Yeah, he. 
Tries to mess him up. 

1976
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:06,120
Jesus, like, OK. 
Girl OK bye bitch. 

1977
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:09,040
OK bye bitch let's get some 
shifts. 

1978
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:14,720
So the crew head down to OK so 
the crew came up with another 

1979
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:17,320
plan and I don't know when they 
were thinking of this plan but 

1980
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:22,160
it just happens. 
So the crew decides to take the 

1981
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:27,760
drug Jason and head to Camp 
Crystal. 

1982
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:31,880
I know where they got the. 
Idea in in hopes that putting 

1983
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,840
Jason on his own stomping 
grounds would give him the 

1984
01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:39,120
leverage he needs to kill 
Freddie off. 

1985
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:41,720
In the real world, yes. 
In the world, yeah. 

1986
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,240
It's so simple when you say it 
like that. 

1987
01:33:43,440 --> 01:33:45,800
And yeah. 
How did we get here? 

1988
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,040
Well, they got the idea. 
Have you got a movie portion? 

1989
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:52,480
OK, when you guys need help, Cop
walked in on them and. 

1990
01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:54,520
Just instantly died. 
Yeah. 

1991
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:57,560
And they walked in and he told 
them about the story about Jason

1992
01:33:57,560 --> 01:33:59,080
Voorhees. 
Yeah, and all that. 

1993
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:03,320
That's where they got the idea, 
which in funny theory is if they

1994
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:06,440
live that close to Camp Crystal 
Lake, wouldn't they know that 

1995
01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:08,880
that's where he's from and 
that's where Jay that's that 

1996
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:09,240
could. 
Be. 

1997
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:11,920
Yeah, when they have heard about
that, Laura, also a long time 

1998
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:13,440
ago. 
Like that's why I was like, 

1999
01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:16,520
wait, Camp Crystal Lake and Elm 
Street are in the same town? 

2000
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:21,720
Yeah, like next block over. 
Is scream like a mile away like.

2001
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,280
It's not far. 
Yeah, this. 

2002
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,520
Is right after the scene. 
Don't they travel there to Camp 

2003
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:26,480
Crystal Lake? 
Yeah. 

2004
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:28,680
Yeah, so then it doesn't seem 
like they drive for more than. 

2005
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:30,560
Not very far, no. 
It's like it's a. 

2006
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:34,400
Crash right before and the sign 
says CAMP Crystal Lake, couple 

2007
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,800
miles or whatever ahead. 
So I want to say when they crash

2008
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:43,840
that van, The funny thing is, is
one of them says Camp Crystal 

2009
01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:48,240
Lake, it's a couple miles this 
way, you know, let's get them 

2010
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:51,200
there or whatever. 
Even though the van's flipped, 

2011
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:52,960
they can't get it there. 
So they run that way. 

2012
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:56,200
But when they when they start, 
when they say it's that way, 

2013
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,880
they turn and run the opposite 
direction. 

2014
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,040
Of the camp. 
If you watch it, they run the 

2015
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:03,760
opposite way of the camp. 
They were faking themselves. 

2016
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,160
Out that way and then they go to
fucking left. 

2017
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:09,000
It's like what? 
Two quick things. 

2018
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:15,080
So one is there's a point in 
when they're in the van right 

2019
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:18,720
before the accident where like 
they don't think Jason is like 

2020
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:21,600
breathing because there's water 
coming out of his mask for no 

2021
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,520
reason. 
By the way, he and Freddie are 

2022
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:27,280
having a fight in his nightmare.
So there's two things going on 

2023
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,840
simultaneously, but they all sit
around and they're like 

2024
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:32,320
someone's got to give him mouth 
to mouth and. 

2025
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,120
She. 
Gets nominated in the worst way.

2026
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:39,960
Why did they do this as like is 
this a joke? 

2027
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:42,360
Yeah, that's so. 
Weird. 

2028
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:45,240
And like my girl, my girl is 
going to take one for the team. 

2029
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:47,000
And like, bless her. 
Like I got. 

2030
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:51,320
Let me tell you, I he she lifted
that mask and I said hail never.

2031
01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:53,840
No, no, no, no. 
No, no, no, no, no, no. 

2032
01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:57,240
No, absolutely fucking not. 
Absolutely over my. 

2033
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:00,640
I would rather him kill me. 
He, he, you can Take Me Out with

2034
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:03,040
that machete right now. 
I will have this motherfucker 

2035
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:04,960
wake up. 
I'm not going anywhere near that

2036
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,120
mouth. 
He's been underwater for how 

2037
01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:08,160
long? 
Too long? 

2038
01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:12,640
No. 
Has he taken Listerine? 

2039
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:14,720
That. 
Thank you my guy. 

2040
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:17,080
When was the last time you 
brushed your chompers? 

2041
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:20,440
#2 When did the deputy die 
because I missed it? 

2042
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:23,040
I don't have it in my notes. 
I don't remember it when. 

2043
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:24,440
When did he die? 
20 minutes ago. 

2044
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:30,360
How? 
Jason like hacks him and it like

2045
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:33,600
goes into a computer and. 
They go and they electrocute 

2046
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:36,680
him, then he grabs him as he 
tries to run away. 

2047
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:40,280
That's a crappy ending or like 
crappy death for him and that's 

2048
01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:41,600
probably why I didn't remember 
it. 

2049
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:44,240
But those last words were. 
I need help. 

2050
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:47,920
Do you need help? 
Help. 

2051
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:51,320
What do you think? 
Are you sure? 

2052
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:58,000
I can't help. 
OK, so now that now that we. 

2053
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,280
Oh, right before the fucking. 
Badly. 

2054
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:03,640
Right before the big van 
accident also. 

2055
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:07,480
OK, so the plan is that Lori is 
also going to go to sleep, but 

2056
01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:10,560
only for 15 minutes, 15 minutes.
Better wake me up. 

2057
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:13,000
Yep, and she's going to set a 
timer on her real world watch 

2058
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,120
which what she will have in the 
dream world. 

2059
01:37:15,160 --> 01:37:17,040
Obviously. 
And she's she's. 

2060
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:18,800
Sending them in like Inception 
style. 

2061
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:21,040
So like, fuck Jason up. 
Yeah. 

2062
01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:22,480
She's shitting. 
Me. 

2063
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:27,760
Jay Ception. 
And then obviously she's going 

2064
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:29,640
to pull Freddie out in 15 
minutes. 

2065
01:37:29,840 --> 01:37:33,520
Jason will kill him and 
everything is going to be all OK

2066
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:34,600
and you. 
Just see Leo. 

2067
01:37:34,960 --> 01:37:36,320
DiCaprio in the background, he's
like. 

2068
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:37,760
We have to get to the dream 
within another. 

2069
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,760
Dream. 
He's just like firing in the 

2070
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:44,400
background. 
This does feel very inception. 

2071
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:46,400
There are points where I'm like,
where are we? 

2072
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:48,120
Oh yeah, I mean, what? 
Are we doing? 

2073
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:50,720
That's funny because in South 
Park episode of Inception. 

2074
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:52,080
In Sheepsen. 
In. 

2075
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,960
Sheepsheen or whatever they 
brought. 

2076
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:55,960
Freddie was in the dream 
sequence. 

2077
01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:57,880
Oh, was he? 
Yeah. 

2078
01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:00,280
They got Freddie to come. 
I remember that. 

2079
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:04,920
They got Freddie to kill Woodsy 
the owl. 

2080
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:12,360
I do remember that. 
So Lori is supposed to get woken

2081
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:15,800
up in 15 minutes, but ah shucks,
they missed. 

2082
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:20,280
They missed the 15 minute mark. 
So she's having a full on 

2083
01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:22,920
meltdown while inside of a 
nightmare being like, wake me 

2084
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:24,320
the fuck up. 
You had what? 

2085
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,600
You had one job? 
We talked about this on our 

2086
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:30,000
Nightmare on Elm Street episode.
Yes, but you had one job. 

2087
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:32,440
But she wasn't even grabbing 
onto him yet, so why was she 

2088
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:36,280
saying wake me up anyway? 
Yeah, I was thinking that too. 

2089
01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:39,280
Like he was across the hallway 
and the thing the floor was 

2090
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:40,280
doing. 
Like the. 

2091
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:42,680
Snake thing. 
And I was like, why, girl, 

2092
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:45,280
you're not prepared. 
You can't handle this. 

2093
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:46,960
What's going? 
Why, yeah, I'm like, you're not 

2094
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:49,320
even in the vicinity, girl. 
What they need to do is put her 

2095
01:38:49,320 --> 01:38:53,240
asleep and then like time it and
then like be like OK you take 

2096
01:38:53,240 --> 01:38:56,840
your timer in with your dream 
world too hopefully and then set

2097
01:38:56,840 --> 01:39:00,160
15 minutes and then and then 
right before the 15 minute timer

2098
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:02,880
goes off stab her in the heart 
with adrenaline so it wakes her 

2099
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:05,960
up. 
Because the alarm will go off 

2100
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:09,680
and then with along with the 
adrenaline you bolt upright 

2101
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:11,200
wake. 
Up like maybe 5 seconds after 

2102
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:13,320
the alarm goes off so she has 
time to grab him or whatever 

2103
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:15,720
she's doing. 
And then hopefully when you wake

2104
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,880
her up she has him. 
Yeah, by stabbing her with 

2105
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:20,760
adrenaline. 
Yeah, that's how I would do it. 

2106
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,680
Not just like slap bitch slap 
her like a slap competition. 

2107
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,480
Yeah, the the. 
Amount of slapping in this movie

2108
01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:29,880
makes me feel like Dana White 
had something to do with it. 

2109
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:32,600
It made me feel like no one knew
how to, like, properly wake 

2110
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:34,080
someone up. 
I was like, why don't you put 

2111
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:36,760
him in the shower or something? 
Or like, yeah, but you know, if 

2112
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:39,120
you really can't wake someone 
up, I'm like, there are other 

2113
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,600
measures, but you guys are just 
being like. 

2114
01:39:40,680 --> 01:39:44,600
Wake up, wake, wake up. 
Slapping them around and like 

2115
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:45,800
that. 
Hey, Lori, wake up. 

2116
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,240
Wake up, Lori. 
It's like the dad wake up Lori. 

2117
01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:50,080
No South. 
Park No. 

2118
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:51,800
It's the dad from the High 
School Musical level. 

2119
01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:53,520
Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, 
slap and. 

2120
01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:59,440
That's slap snap you again. 
I'm Jason. 

2121
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:04,880
I'm Jason. 
I'm Jason, but people call me 

2122
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:08,280
Jason. 
So they still can't get Lori 

2123
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:12,880
awake, and now Freddie is 
tormenting her, but she's able 

2124
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:17,280
to pull him out just as like 
he's about every time a girl is 

2125
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:19,800
about to get violated somehow, 
they're awoken. 

2126
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:23,320
So like, thank you for saving me
from that, yes. 

2127
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:26,840
I mean, it's a bare minimum. 
It's rough out here in these 

2128
01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:31,360
streets. 
So Elm Street, they're all at 

2129
01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:35,640
Camp Crystal Lake at some point.
They're in like a cabin. 

2130
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:38,200
Yeah, in the cabin. 
In the woods. 

2131
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:39,720
In the woods A. 
Cabon a cabon. 

2132
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:41,560
A cabon. 
A. 

2133
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:47,200
Cabon. 
So Jason finds them and then 

2134
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:50,400
like, sets fire to the cabin. 
There's a lot of things 

2135
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,080
happening. 
We're gonna this is a power 

2136
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,080
runs. 
I do want to say 1 scene in this

2137
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:56,800
movie where nerd boy gets thrown
against the wall. 

2138
01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:58,800
After whoa whoa whoa. 
His name is Lindemann. 

2139
01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:00,840
Yes, Linderberg. 
Put some respect on his name, 

2140
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:02,120
yeah, for. 
Real Linderberg. 

2141
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:08,120
Linderberg. 
Linderman, he gets hit after 

2142
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:12,160
after he charges after he 
charges Jason and gets thrown 

2143
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:15,440
into a wall. 
Man gets dusted. 

2144
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:21,600
But as he's getting thrown in 
midair, he gets slammed against 

2145
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:22,840
the wall. 
That's not him. 

2146
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:25,160
I just want you to know in this 
still. 

2147
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:28,200
That looks like bad by him. 
So he gets thrown into a wall 

2148
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,320
and on the wall has like a shelf
thing, you know, and he gets 

2149
01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:33,160
stabbed in the back and he's 
twisted what kills him and you 

2150
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:36,240
see it all bloody and stuff. 
But in the shot of his stunt 

2151
01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:38,520
double getting thrown back, 
there's absolutely nothing on 

2152
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:39,800
the wall. 
And then? 

2153
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:41,800
Movie mistake. 
Yeah, and then when he hits it, 

2154
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:43,000
it's there. 
Watch. 

2155
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:44,720
Oh yeah, there was nothing on 
the. 

2156
01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:46,040
Wall. 
There was literally nothing on 

2157
01:41:46,040 --> 01:41:49,320
the wall, and that's more CGI 
blood and I don't know why, but 

2158
01:41:49,320 --> 01:41:50,720
it pisses me off. 
Yeah, I don't. 

2159
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:51,680
Want CGI? 
Blood at. 

2160
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:53,880
All yeah, like. 
I'm an old school just. 

2161
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:57,360
Make fake blood like that looks 
more legit than whatever the 

2162
01:41:57,360 --> 01:41:58,480
fuck this is. 
Yeah. 

2163
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:03,240
Oh, that's what ultimately wakes
up Lori Is the fire the. 

2164
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:04,800
Fire does. 
Makes sense. 

2165
01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:10,080
So yeah, Kia and Linderman, Will
and Lori, they're all in the 

2166
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:12,600
cabin. 
Kia and Linderman are able to 

2167
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:16,480
escape, but like Jerry 
mentioned, Linderman is severely

2168
01:42:16,480 --> 01:42:17,960
injured. 
He's not going to make them too 

2169
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:21,960
much longer. 
Eventually, Will and Lori are 

2170
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:24,960
able to make it out as well. 
And like I just mentioned, Lori 

2171
01:42:24,960 --> 01:42:27,240
is awoken by fire getting on her
hands. 

2172
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:31,360
So that all kind of worked 
itself out during this time. 

2173
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:33,600
Freddie and Jason continue to 
fight. 

2174
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:37,240
We don't get a ton of scenes of 
them fighting, in my opinion. 

2175
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:40,320
So do you guys wanna remark 
about this one particularly? 

2176
01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:42,200
I like this like. 3 It's a good 
fight. 

2177
01:42:42,360 --> 01:42:44,680
I do, but OK, here's the scene 
where I thought there might have

2178
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:46,720
been like a Mandela Effect or 
I'm trippin. 

2179
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:49,200
Probably just trippin. 
So we're gonna start with that. 

2180
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:53,000
OK. 
I think I remember specifically 

2181
01:42:53,280 --> 01:42:58,040
the song by El Nino, If I could 
only Live or whatever, that 

2182
01:42:58,040 --> 01:42:59,880
that's the song that comes in on
the credits. 

2183
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:04,320
Not from. 
Oh, OK, and. 

2184
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:07,720
Playing during this scene. 
I remember it playing right when

2185
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:10,880
they start fighting in the cabin
for the first time. 

2186
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:14,480
I bet you it's the trailer. 
I it's no it it it. 

2187
01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:17,640
Could be you see it? 
Could be, it might be in the 

2188
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:19,360
trailer. 
That is a good point, damn it. 

2189
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:21,600
Could be. 
But I just check it later. 

2190
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:23,600
I bet, I bet. 
We'll check up on that, Bernice.

2191
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:25,960
We could check that. 
Niece. 

2192
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:27,880
My girlfriend, niece, What's up 
B? 

2193
01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:30,600
What up B Big B? 
Big B. 

2194
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:38,280
So yeah, they have a very fiery,
explosive fight in there. 

2195
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:42,880
Meanwhile, Linderman tells Kia 
to go get help while he bleeds 

2196
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:46,560
out on a tree stump. 
So justice for Linderman. 

2197
01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:50,240
I guess so, so sad. 
It is his death is kind of sad 

2198
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:53,520
because it's just like a slow. 
Painful. 

2199
01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,280
Yeah, he bled out. 
Yeah, like that sucked. 

2200
01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:58,640
And like he didn't. 
Even get the girl he didn't. 

2201
01:43:58,640 --> 01:43:59,960
Even really need to be part of 
this. 

2202
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:01,640
He didn't have. 
He wasn't having nightmares. 

2203
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:04,160
No, like you know how he. 
He volunteered for this position

2204
01:44:04,160 --> 01:44:05,440
You. 
Just want to be closer to. 

2205
01:44:05,720 --> 01:44:07,160
Work not getting severance, 
pray. 

2206
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:10,840
What did he He ran at him with a
flagpole, stabbed him a little 

2207
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:12,080
bit and then got. 
Killed. 

2208
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:15,680
Dusted. 
By a by a wall mount for a shelf

2209
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:18,240
when he could have just ran out 
the door and went home. 

2210
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:21,320
For real, never affected. 
Pretty much. 

2211
01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:24,360
You know. 
You've got to save. 

2212
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:33,480
Oh, sorry, the. 
Words can remember. 

2213
01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:36,760
You've got to save the blonde 
girl. 

2214
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,440
Yeah, anything to save the 
blonde. 

2215
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:42,200
That's what it's for. 
That's what it matters at the 

2216
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:45,680
end of the day. 
So Kia scream queen Kia. 

2217
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:49,480
Unfortunately, slash Kelly 
Rowland will also meet her 

2218
01:44:49,480 --> 01:44:52,400
demise next. 
I I don't want to. 

2219
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:55,360
I didn't want to spend the whole
movie ragging on this, but like.

2220
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:59,240
This shit's hilarious. 
Yo Kelly Rowland in this movie. 

2221
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:02,360
Brilliant acting. 
Yeah, we'll go with that. 

2222
01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:05,840
Excellent, excellent. 
The taunting of Freddy at the 

2223
01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:09,840
end. 
Week Painful to watch. 

2224
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:12,160
Who? 
Weak sauce. 

2225
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:16,480
Big time weak sauce. 
No disrespect, No disrespect. 

2226
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:18,320
She's. 
She no all the disrespect. 

2227
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:23,840
I love, I love her so much. 
I don't know if this was her 

2228
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:26,200
medium. 
But it was her first outing. 

2229
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:29,880
And last. 
No, I'm just kidding. 

2230
01:45:29,880 --> 01:45:30,920
I'm just. 
Kidding, I really like she's 

2231
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:32,800
done some Hallmark movies. 
Of course she has. 

2232
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:34,480
She's got a whole Hallmark 
series. 

2233
01:45:34,480 --> 01:45:37,680
No thanks. 
True, but her last her death 

2234
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,920
scene was pretty bad. 
We've. 

2235
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:41,400
Never fucking hilarious. 
We've never made it through any 

2236
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,800
of her Christmas movies. 
But one day we might. 

2237
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:44,960
We will. 
No, you won't. 

2238
01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:47,160
Yeah, this Christmas we're gonna
we're gonna sign up for the 

2239
01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:48,800
Hallmark thing and try to win 
the money. 

2240
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:52,280
We should try to do that. 
Oh, should we do Super Bowl? 

2241
01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:54,640
Should I do the same thing? 
I'm doing a like. 

2242
01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:58,240
Dancing with the Stars. 
Dancing with the Stars, Fantasy 

2243
01:45:58,400 --> 01:46:01,880
league with my friends and now 
I'm on a roll and I'm like, oh, 

2244
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:04,120
what else can I do this week? 
Yeah, if you want to join it. 

2245
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:07,160
I think I want to do it with 
real money though, like 5 bucks 

2246
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:10,360
a piece on whatever. 
You bet no. 

2247
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:11,840
Maybe. 
Maybe. 

2248
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:13,920
I'm kind of down, you know, like
some of you do at a Super Bowl 

2249
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:14,720
party. 
Sure. 

2250
01:46:14,720 --> 01:46:15,480
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

2251
01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:18,920
I'm just into this whole like I 
get I get fantasy leagues now. 

2252
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:21,000
Like I understand bigger board. 
This is. 

2253
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:22,040
Bigger. 
Luck. 

2254
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:24,760
I'm in one with my brother in 
the UK and some other friends 

2255
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:27,200
and we're back home. 
For, for football, for. 

2256
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:28,080
Football. 
Yeah, nice. 

2257
01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:31,360
Is that football? 
Well, it's on the, it's on the 

2258
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:34,520
phone, but. 
You said you and your brother 

2259
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,040
from where? 
The UK. 

2260
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,480
The yuck. 
Oh, oh the. 

2261
01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:41,840
Thank you, Portia. 
Oh, sorry, sorry, it's been so. 

2262
01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:43,840
Long like the Clerb, it's the 
Ek. 

2263
01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:46,120
It's been way too long. 
It's been a while. 

2264
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:50,680
It's been a while. 
Yeah. 

2265
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:54,120
This fight scene is. 
That is the most millennial song

2266
01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:56,160
of the millennial. 
Song it should have been, isn't 

2267
01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:56,600
it? 
Is it? 

2268
01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:58,600
Don't. 
Don't we all collectively know 

2269
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:00,200
that? 
I know like it might have 

2270
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:02,800
preceded some of us, but like we
all collectively know the. 

2271
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:05,240
Song. 
Somewhere, some place, sometime,

2272
01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:10,400
someone has heard that. 
I'm on the edge, yes, well, 6 

2273
01:47:10,480 --> 01:47:13,600
feet from the room. 
I'm thinking, Oh my God. 

2274
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:19,560
Maybe 6 feet. 
OK, I'm done. 

2275
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:21,160
But yes, you're right. 
Thank you. 

2276
01:47:21,320 --> 01:47:25,800
Thank you for that. 
So moving on, Kia, Kia is our 

2277
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:30,600
Kia is our next victim. 
She gets taken out by Jason by 

2278
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:33,760
just a like a swift like head 
cut honestly. 

2279
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:36,040
No, it was just a swat to the 
tree. 

2280
01:47:36,320 --> 01:47:38,400
Oh, Oh yeah, that's right. 
She just gets falling. 

2281
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:40,080
Into yeah, 'cause she was like 
talking mad. 

2282
01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:41,600
Shit, yeah. 
But she has. 

2283
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:43,920
Fuck that shit's. 
Funny, I mean, she did. 

2284
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:46,480
She did get fucking launched. 
Oh yeah, it's. 

2285
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:49,080
WWED. 
That's what Jason is. 

2286
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:51,800
It's pure power. 
And honestly, if I was only ever

2287
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:55,080
in one movie in my whole life, I
hope it would be a horror movie.

2288
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:56,280
So this. 
Isn't the worst one. 

2289
01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:58,520
There's no there's no way you 
can't film shit like this and 

2290
01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:00,320
not have a little fun. 
It seems like fun. 

2291
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:03,160
It seems like fun. 
I do want to rewind for a second

2292
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:05,080
and so take you guys back to the
scene. 

2293
01:48:05,080 --> 01:48:06,920
Do you remember when they were 
fighting in? 

2294
01:48:07,480 --> 01:48:12,200
Jason was fighting in his dream 
with Freddie, and we realized 

2295
01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:14,360
that Jason's scared of water. 
Yeah. 

2296
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:17,080
He's standing in front of the. 
Waterfall, whatever, it's really

2297
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:18,920
well done. 
It's important, it is, but it 

2298
01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:23,280
doesn't make sense because back 
in the original 1985 or 80, 

2299
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:27,280
whatever one that one, he kills 
people in the water and has no 

2300
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:30,560
problem doing it in the lake. 
Oh, so the fear of. 

2301
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:32,240
The fear of water. 
Something they introduced. 

2302
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:35,520
Very random. 
OK, only because he drowned. 

2303
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:37,680
Because he drowned. 
That's just kind of like added 

2304
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:39,040
in. 
I really don't know. 

2305
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:41,480
He kills people in water in 
several movies. 

2306
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:44,080
And also it doesn't matter 
because he's undead. 

2307
01:48:44,160 --> 01:48:46,600
Like I think it I think it goes 
without saying he's not really 

2308
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:48,560
human, just like Freddie is not 
really human. 

2309
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:51,320
They're entities. 
So like drowning is no longer an

2310
01:48:51,320 --> 01:48:52,680
issue. 
So like, why would he care? 

2311
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:55,520
Is not an issue. 
Bringing it back up as a trauma 

2312
01:48:55,520 --> 01:48:59,120
related fear for Freddie to get 
a boner. 

2313
01:48:59,120 --> 01:49:01,920
Often hides underneath the dock 
to get people. 

2314
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,480
They changed it in the movie 
specifically because Freddie got

2315
01:49:04,480 --> 01:49:07,080
into his head and made him think
that's was that was. 

2316
01:49:07,240 --> 01:49:09,320
Because that's how Freddie gets 
his power with fear. 

2317
01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:11,600
That's true. 
So there's manipulation going 

2318
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:13,280
on, and Jason is susceptible to 
that. 

2319
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,920
And he knows that he drank. 
He's not very devout. 

2320
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:17,120
But you also have to understand,
like, he's like, what? 

2321
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:21,200
He's wouldn't know if he was 
scared of it, he would be scared

2322
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:22,800
of it. 
So yeah, you would know that 

2323
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:25,280
there would be more. 
Consistency in there, I agree 

2324
01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:27,080
with you on that. 
Unless we're wrong. 

2325
01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:31,120
Well, maybe. 
I don't remember the old. 

2326
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:32,840
I don't. 
Remember the old one that he 

2327
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:34,240
does he kills people in. 
Water. 

2328
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:36,160
No, I remember that, but I don't
know if he. 

2329
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:38,720
Has a fear of water, sure. 
I haven't seen the the. 

2330
01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:42,360
Series of fears never mentioned.
So it might be new for this. 

2331
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:44,160
Yeah, that's. 
What I'm thinking? 

2332
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:49,360
So Freddie and Jason continue to
fight, and Will is trying to get

2333
01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:52,800
Lori to leave, but she says, I'm
not leaving until I see Freddie 

2334
01:49:52,800 --> 01:49:54,880
die. 
I'm not gonna know her. 

2335
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:58,080
And it was at this come from, it
was at this point that I was 

2336
01:49:58,080 --> 01:50:01,000
like, holy shit. 
I like this girl. 

2337
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:02,360
Yeah, I was on the fence about 
her. 

2338
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:05,280
I'm not gonna lie. 
She's kind of like she's she's 

2339
01:50:05,280 --> 01:50:08,440
not my favorite final girl. 
But in this moment when she gets

2340
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:11,760
fired up at the end, I was like,
oh fuck yeah, That's the fire I 

2341
01:50:11,760 --> 01:50:13,520
was looking for. 
It makes me think they shot that

2342
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:18,320
scene in a a few different ways,
but I wish I don't know. 

2343
01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:21,640
It seems like a final arc. 
A very it seems very quick for 

2344
01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:27,880
her to go from Lori the I'm the 
wet blonde with a big chest 

2345
01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:33,040
running around like to go from 
that to then very quickly. 

2346
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:38,560
I want to see him dark. 
It well yeah, get your. 

2347
01:50:38,560 --> 01:50:40,480
Freddie, get your bone back and 
saw. 

2348
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:43,600
Get your bone face somewhere. 
To me it seems very quick, but I

2349
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:46,520
mean, sure. 
I mean, it's a win and she's got

2350
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:49,440
the adrenaline pumping and she 
wants to see Freddie die. 

2351
01:50:49,640 --> 01:50:52,480
Yeah, I I understand where 
you're coming from in both 

2352
01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:54,960
parts, because it is. 
Oh yeah, that too. 

2353
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,200
Yeah. 
She, she wants revenge. 

2354
01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:57,840
Yeah, she's got, she's got, 
she's. 

2355
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:00,360
Got stakes in the game? 
There's the MO. 

2356
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:04,240
So she and will. 
Chips are on the table bars. 

2357
01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:08,440
So she will end up kind of 
putting things together to set 

2358
01:51:08,440 --> 01:51:11,920
the dock on fire while Freddie 
and Jason continued to fight 

2359
01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:14,200
down the docks. 
What you guys think about their 

2360
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:18,080
fight in like that kind of 
factory area and then along the 

2361
01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:19,200
dock? 
Thoughts. 

2362
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,200
I thought the factory area was 
pretty cool. 

2363
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:23,480
It's a good fight. 
I I might have taken back what I

2364
01:51:23,480 --> 01:51:26,680
thought about it being short. 
It's also, I forgot to mention 

2365
01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:30,960
and I, I know this happened 
quite a while ago, but it's so 

2366
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:32,280
important and that we bring it 
up. 

2367
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:36,320
But when Jason is in Freddy's 
nightmare and he's getting the 

2368
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:39,680
the ping pong, the the the. 
Bounced around by Freddy? 

2369
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:40,760
Is that called? 
Pinball. 

2370
01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:41,960
Yeah, the pinball. 
Thank you. 

2371
01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:44,480
The pinball scene, that was the 
most expensive scene of the 

2372
01:51:44,480 --> 01:51:46,840
movie. 
I'm pretty sure that's all CGI. 

2373
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:48,800
They tried to do it 
realistically, but I don't think

2374
01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:51,160
it worked so they had to do. 
That's the type of shit my dad 

2375
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:53,200
liked. 
Was that the sounds of the 

2376
01:51:53,200 --> 01:51:54,960
pinball machine when he was 
hitting it? 

2377
01:51:55,080 --> 01:51:56,520
Yeah. 
Like that's funny. 

2378
01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:58,120
It's hilarious. 
That made him laugh. 

2379
01:51:58,320 --> 01:52:00,480
But yeah, what do you guys 
overall think about the fights 

2380
01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:02,280
in the movie? 
I enjoyed them. 

2381
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:04,480
I I wish. 
That's why I wanted to have a 

2382
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:06,440
second one. 
It was kind of like watching 

2383
01:52:06,440 --> 01:52:09,960
like a nowadays, if you'd see 
it'd be like The Rock versus 

2384
01:52:09,960 --> 01:52:12,280
someone in a movie. 
In a team up, yeah. 

2385
01:52:12,280 --> 01:52:14,360
Yeah, like fighting someone in a
movie. 

2386
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:17,280
No, I might take back what I 
said earlier about the fight 

2387
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:19,680
scenes, being sure. 
I think it's good. 

2388
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:22,160
I think it's well paced. 
I mean, Freddy gets his licks 

2389
01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:25,680
in, Jason gets absolutely fucked
up at the factory. 

2390
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:28,800
So many times I think it's kind 
of fun to watch a guy that big 

2391
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:32,560
or a villain that big get 
terrorized. 

2392
01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:37,080
Yeah, and to almost seem like 
Freddie's winning and and 

2393
01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:39,120
beating him down and wearing him
down. 

2394
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,960
But, you know, lo and behold, 
it's Jason. 

2395
01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:43,920
He can't really. 
It never seemed to keep him down

2396
01:52:43,920 --> 01:52:46,480
for long. 
No, not if it if it takes him 

2397
01:52:46,480 --> 01:52:48,400
down. 
He also did it to himself. 

2398
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:52,160
Freddie brought him back so. 
Yeah, he brought. 

2399
01:52:52,160 --> 01:52:53,680
He kind of deserves the ass 
whipping. 

2400
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:55,840
Yeah, and. 
Freddie got taken out by the 

2401
01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:58,760
thing he brought back. 
Can I be so for real? 

2402
01:52:58,760 --> 01:53:01,760
The the pinball scene is the 
only scene where I'm like, I 

2403
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:03,480
don't like this. 
It makes it corny. 

2404
01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:06,240
Yeah, I think it's too a little 
too corny. 

2405
01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,840
It's very. 
Yeah, just just that scene, just

2406
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:10,560
just that one. 
I think the rest of their 

2407
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:12,240
fighting is super fun. 
I'm. 

2408
01:53:12,280 --> 01:53:14,720
Thinking it's too far for 
Freddie, but maybe, yeah. 

2409
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,720
It's 'cause he's not a dream you
got to remember. 

2410
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:18,920
And it's also the way it looks. 
Yeah, it looks. 

2411
01:53:19,200 --> 01:53:21,560
Just. 
The CGI in this movie did not 

2412
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:24,680
make it out very well. 
That first portion was like, is 

2413
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:26,720
this movie 3D ever? 
And I was like, no, you would. 

2414
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:29,120
Have said they kept. 
Asking 'cause I was like it 

2415
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:32,000
feels so 3D and weird. 
Like it should have been, but 

2416
01:53:32,040 --> 01:53:33,600
it. 
Wasn't it doesn't feel natural, 

2417
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:39,160
so Will and like I said earlier,
Lori and Will set the dock on 

2418
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:41,400
fire while they continue to have
their fight. 

2419
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:48,640
Freddie So they're able to 
explode the dock, basically. 

2420
01:53:48,680 --> 01:53:51,440
They they, I don't know where 
they got all of this. 

2421
01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:56,040
Air, they got gas and then from 
the explosives they got pro gas 

2422
01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:57,720
from the propane tank thing yes 
a. 

2423
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:00,240
Boat so you just have randomly 
on docks? 

2424
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:02,240
Yes, they're always there. 
As you always do, it's a. 

2425
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:05,280
Staple for a dock blew up, 
especially in a horror movie. 

2426
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:09,360
And it looks like they blew both
of them away. 

2427
01:54:09,360 --> 01:54:12,640
Like they literally get blown 
off the dock in like a fiery. 

2428
01:54:12,640 --> 01:54:15,720
Blaze. 
So it seems like everything is 

2429
01:54:15,720 --> 01:54:19,560
good, but then Freddie of course
comes back for one final scare, 

2430
01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:23,640
but he ends up getting stabbed 
by Jason with his own claw 

2431
01:54:23,640 --> 01:54:25,400
through his back, which is 
pretty different. 

2432
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:27,680
So like we see the claws like in
front of him. 

2433
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:29,880
That looks really dope and at 
first I think it was. 

2434
01:54:29,880 --> 01:54:31,600
Jason with the glove and I was 
like, oh. 

2435
01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:34,160
It was on his left hand. 
No, that's right. 

2436
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:36,600
The claw, Yeah, It's on his 
right hand, yeah. 

2437
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:39,040
Yeah, huh. 
So that means like his hands 

2438
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:40,160
like this? 
Yeah. 

2439
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:42,760
And like you, he could literally
just gave himself daps. 

2440
01:54:42,880 --> 01:54:44,680
Yeah, pretty much. 
Like. 

2441
01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:45,840
You. 
Right. 

2442
01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:48,040
See dude, Good one. 
Good game. 

2443
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:51,480
Good game, hit the showers. 
Daped himself up. 

2444
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:54,960
And then we get my favorite, 
favorite, favorite line of the 

2445
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:58,200
whole movie. 
Lori picks up Jason's machete 

2446
01:54:58,200 --> 01:55:01,240
and she says welcome to my 
world, bitch. 

2447
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:03,480
And then chops off his fucking 
head. 

2448
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:06,440
Yes, And I said that with her, 
'cause I was like, this is the 

2449
01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:09,560
one part I fucking remember. 
About whose world is it Jason's 

2450
01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:11,520
or hers 'cause they keep saying 
it was Jason's world when they 

2451
01:55:11,520 --> 01:55:13,120
brought back Freddie to. 
It is. 

2452
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:14,960
So is it Jason? 
'S or her? 

2453
01:55:14,960 --> 01:55:18,400
World it's Jason and Laurie's 
world cause Jason kills people 

2454
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:20,520
in real life, not in not in 
dreams. 

2455
01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:22,360
And so does so technically so 
does Laurie. 

2456
01:55:24,360 --> 01:55:25,560
She's a murderer. 
Murderer. 

2457
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:28,280
She's switched teams. 
Yeah, murderer. 

2458
01:55:29,040 --> 01:55:34,680
She she kills, she kills pedos. 
So in one final, final final 

2459
01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:38,480
scene, we see fog rolling over 
the lake. 

2460
01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:39,800
And. 
Jason. 

2461
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:41,240
Calm. 
Majestic. 

2462
01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:46,320
Majestic, one might say. 
Still, as Jason comes slowly 

2463
01:55:46,360 --> 01:55:51,080
walking out of the water with 
Freddie's head in hand. 

2464
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:55,360
And just as we get real close to
Freddie's head, he winks at us 

2465
01:55:55,600 --> 01:55:58,400
to let us know he's never really
dead. 

2466
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:00,040
The cut is really. 
Weird. 

2467
01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:02,240
That's why he needed a sequel. 
It was begging for one. 

2468
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:04,280
It ends on such a Cliff. 
Ends on like. 

2469
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:06,320
Jason wins. 
Chef's kiss. 

2470
01:56:06,360 --> 01:56:07,680
Jason wins. 
It's a good ending. 

2471
01:56:07,920 --> 01:56:09,400
It's a good ending though. 
It's a good ending. 

2472
01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:11,200
Jason wins. 
He's carrying Freddy because 

2473
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:12,960
he's like. 
But when does he ever take 

2474
01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:16,040
trophies with him? 
No, I think it's more than that.

2475
01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:17,560
I think it's like he sees 
something in Freddy. 

2476
01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:19,160
He's like we could be. 
Pals. 

2477
01:56:19,440 --> 01:56:21,920
Yeah, 'cause he. 
He's not like, you know, he's 

2478
01:56:21,920 --> 01:56:24,400
not. 
I mean, if they worked it, if 

2479
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:27,920
they worked it out, in theory 
they could work as a team. 

2480
01:56:27,920 --> 01:56:31,200
Do we walk like Donkey Kong and 
Diddy but the OR wario and? 

2481
01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:33,080
Luigi Yeah, Diddy. 
Sorry. 

2482
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:35,040
And Donkey. 
Donkey Kong. 

2483
01:56:35,080 --> 01:56:37,920
Yeah, Diddy Kong and Donkey 
Kong. 

2484
01:56:37,920 --> 01:56:39,080
Sorry. 
Word. 

2485
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:43,120
Your face was completely, 
absurdly scared when I said 

2486
01:56:43,120 --> 01:56:45,360
Donkey Kong and Diddy. 
Yeah, it's. 

2487
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:47,840
That word and. 
I'm like, you can't. 

2488
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:49,880
I knew what he was. 
I knew what you meant. 

2489
01:56:49,880 --> 01:56:51,960
I knew you meant Kong. 
No, Earlier I said touch the 

2490
01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:53,440
fuzzy wall. 
And then I was like, oh, I don't

2491
01:56:53,480 --> 01:56:54,640
want to say that. 
Yeah. 

2492
01:56:56,160 --> 01:56:59,280
I was like, don't say that. 
You don't say that. 

2493
01:56:59,320 --> 01:57:01,600
You did it to yourself. 
Exactly. 

2494
01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:07,400
But that is Freddy versus Jason.
Please give me your thoughts, 

2495
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:11,600
your opinions and most 
importantly, your ratings. 

2496
01:57:11,960 --> 01:57:13,600
You needed a sequel? 
I'm going first. 

2497
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:15,720
Fuck off. 
You needed a sequel? 

2498
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:17,360
It's my pick. 
I'm sorry. 

2499
01:57:17,880 --> 01:57:19,800
Did you want to go first? 
No, I'm going to let you go 

2500
01:57:19,800 --> 01:57:21,680
first 'cause I'm nice. 
You're going to let me go first,

2501
01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:23,600
OK? 
Welcome to my world. 

2502
01:57:23,600 --> 01:57:25,240
Welcome. 
To my world I. 

2503
01:57:25,240 --> 01:57:27,720
Got your big butt back to your 
review, sugar? 

2504
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:33,120
I like it's a popcorn movie. 
I will put it in that category. 

2505
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:36,760
I think it's time appropriate. 
I think it aged horribly. 

2506
01:57:37,160 --> 01:57:40,280
I think there are some great 
moments in it. 

2507
01:57:41,680 --> 01:57:45,920
Terrible CGI, but I kind of like
the terrible CGII think it's 

2508
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:47,440
it's. 
A product of our age. 

2509
01:57:47,520 --> 01:57:52,400
And an ode, a weird ode to me, 
as a weird ode to like the 

2510
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:56,000
original Freddie being, you 
know, kind of like corny and 

2511
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:58,600
puppetry and all the all the 
good stuff. 

2512
01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:01,520
Yeah, all the good stuff of a 
practical effect movie that we 

2513
01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:06,840
want, right? 
Would I watch it again? 

2514
01:58:06,840 --> 01:58:09,640
Probably not. 
No like. 

2515
01:58:09,640 --> 01:58:11,040
No, I just don't. 
Used to watch again. 

2516
01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:14,240
No, I mean like I watch it every
like 10 years or something. 

2517
01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:22,840
I think there are better ones. 
You're writing. 4.5 Obviously 

2518
01:58:22,840 --> 01:58:25,880
this is coming. 
Welcome to my world, bitch. 

2519
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:32,840
Freddy's got such a good voice. 
Honestly, 4.5 is higher than I 

2520
01:58:32,840 --> 01:58:33,800
thought you were going. 
To get it. 

2521
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,840
I like this going to be. 
I was going to. 

2522
01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:38,360
I was expecting you to give it a
2. 

2523
01:58:38,680 --> 01:58:40,680
Really. 
Yeah, for acting alone. 

2524
01:58:41,040 --> 01:58:43,600
I'm only giving this movie. 
Oh my God, is it too high? 

2525
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:45,080
It's too high. 
No, I. 

2526
01:58:45,080 --> 01:58:47,280
Watch this movie every night. 
I'm just going to give you ACT 

2527
01:58:47,280 --> 01:58:51,200
totally. 
So sorry, Joe Joe, please start 

2528
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:53,720
again. 
Welcome to my world. 

2529
01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:55,640
Yeah, right. 
That's totally your world. 

2530
01:58:55,640 --> 01:58:57,680
We talk all the time over you. 
Sorry that. 

2531
01:58:58,240 --> 01:59:01,880
Was a perfect timing. 
I like this movie, but I only I 

2532
01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:05,880
I watch it like every year 
'cause it's a Halloween movie, 

2533
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:07,560
is it? 
Watching it, is it in your 

2534
01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:11,040
rotation of top, you know, the 
Hollywood the Top 40 ones? 

2535
01:59:11,400 --> 01:59:15,000
I would say like top ten, yeah, 
because it's I like the fight 

2536
01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:17,280
scene. 
I like but I don't know. 

2537
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:19,360
I think it's. 
Simple, easy to follow. 

2538
01:59:19,400 --> 01:59:21,120
Kind of. 
Lethargic. 

2539
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:24,400
Yes. 
As I would say I should get that

2540
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:29,280
on AT shirt it sells nostalgic. 
I like to watch it while, like, 

2541
01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:31,160
clean. 
Yeah, that's what I wanted. 

2542
01:59:31,160 --> 01:59:32,800
Yes, that's a. 
Yeah, that's totally. 

2543
01:59:32,800 --> 01:59:34,920
I would put this movie on while 
I'm like doing the dishes or. 

2544
01:59:34,920 --> 01:59:35,480
Something. 
There you go. 

2545
01:59:35,480 --> 01:59:35,840
Oh. 
Yeah. 

2546
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:39,000
And you go quote UN quote clip 
that put that on AT shirt. 

2547
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:43,800
I need it. 
I'm gonna give it because of 

2548
01:59:43,800 --> 01:59:45,400
that factor that we watch it 
every year. 

2549
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:50,400
I'm gonna give it a an A 7.5. 
Jesus 7.5 What? 

2550
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:59,320
A 7.5. 
That's a good one, but I don't 

2551
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:03,080
know how would you spell that. 
Also, you you can make up your 

2552
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:06,600
own response to the movie. 
I did that last week. 

2553
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:09,160
I just want to give it as an 
option for other people as well.

2554
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:11,320
We don't need a direct quote. 
Yeah, you don't have to. 

2555
02:00:11,320 --> 02:00:15,760
Jesus, Dad. 
Said like that, please. 

2556
02:00:15,760 --> 02:00:16,920
Yeah. 
Capitals. 

2557
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:20,960
Exclamation points. 7.5 Jesus, 
Dad. 

2558
02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:27,520
I did in fact pre pick my my 
quote just 'cause I wanted to 

2559
02:00:27,520 --> 02:00:29,080
make sure I remembered it from 
the movie. 

2560
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:33,960
But much like Jerry said, I this
is in my top 10 of rotations of 

2561
02:00:33,960 --> 02:00:37,120
movies I watched during 
Halloween or during the month of

2562
02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:40,080
October in general. 
So I don't mind rewatching this 

2563
02:00:40,080 --> 02:00:41,640
movie. 
I know it doesn't age like 

2564
02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:45,440
perfectly, but honestly, I just 
don't watch the scenes I don't 

2565
02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:47,080
enjoy. 
Like it's that simple. 

2566
02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:49,760
I just there is that. 
And when you skip all the things

2567
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:53,520
I don't enjoy, it's a pretty fun
and like, yeah, kind of silly on

2568
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:57,120
the surface movie. 
So with all that being said, 

2569
02:00:57,120 --> 02:01:02,080
while I I don't think this is 
the best Jason or Freddie entry,

2570
02:01:02,280 --> 02:01:04,160
I'm just gonna judge it on its 
own. 

2571
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:07,200
So I'm gonna give this a solid 
6.5, OK. 

2572
02:01:07,640 --> 02:01:11,200
And I'm giving it 6.5. 
He has asthma, Kia. 

2573
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:13,960
Because that's what they say to 
her in the van to get her to 

2574
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:15,120
get. 
Love those scenes. 

2575
02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:17,160
Honestly, I have asthma. 
I've had since I was like a 

2576
02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:18,280
little kid. 
I can't do it. 

2577
02:01:18,280 --> 02:01:21,840
I don't have the lung power to 
to pull this off such a good. 

2578
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:25,040
So they both just look at her 
and Will turns around and he's 

2579
02:01:25,040 --> 02:01:26,400
like. 
Damn it, Kia. 

2580
02:01:26,400 --> 02:01:29,680
Asthma. 
Kia Asthma damn it, you have to 

2581
02:01:29,800 --> 02:01:32,880
do it. 
That was so fucking mean. 

2582
02:01:32,880 --> 02:01:35,000
It's great, dude. 
Like, Will's not. 

2583
02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:37,280
I guarantee you Will's not 
paying attention 'cause he's 

2584
02:01:37,280 --> 02:01:39,600
driving like a lunatic, right? 
How's he gonna be paying 

2585
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:41,000
attention to another? 
Car flip. 

2586
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:42,400
So. 
How do they get in that 

2587
02:01:42,480 --> 02:01:44,360
accident? 
It was so avoidable. 

2588
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:47,360
No one was on that road. 
No, what the fuck? 

2589
02:01:47,480 --> 02:01:49,160
Someone. 
A fisherman with a hook? 

2590
02:01:49,160 --> 02:01:51,440
Nothing. 
Which is exactly what that road 

2591
02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:53,560
looked like. 
That guy's coming in next. 

2592
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:55,480
Oh, it did look like that road, 
right? 

2593
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:57,440
That was that corner. 
Maybe that's why they went the 

2594
02:01:57,440 --> 02:02:00,000
other direction. 
We should catch up because what 

2595
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:02,200
they made a third, a fourth one,
fifth one. 

2596
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:03,680
Yeah. 
What's the new one? 

2597
02:02:03,680 --> 02:02:06,640
What you did 3 summer? 
I know what you did this summer.

2598
02:02:06,720 --> 02:02:07,880
20 Summer. 
No. 

2599
02:02:07,880 --> 02:02:09,640
Isn't it just called I? 
I know what you did last summer?

2600
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:11,720
Oh fuck, you know, I just know 
it's. 

2601
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:14,640
Cool 2025. 
Somewhere you did it in last. 

2602
02:02:14,680 --> 02:02:16,520
I just know there are other 
installments. 

2603
02:02:16,520 --> 02:02:18,200
Installed. 
I know what somewhere you did it

2604
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:21,280
in last. 
And there are some, there are 

2605
02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:24,560
some installments that went 
straight to DVD, so I don't know

2606
02:02:24,560 --> 02:02:26,720
how many installments there 
actually are so. 

2607
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:29,440
How many fucking summers? 
You did last known 2025. 

2608
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:31,960
Oh, they just called it the same
thing as the original. 

2609
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:34,720
OK, so you would think after 
like 20 summers he would figure 

2610
02:02:34,720 --> 02:02:37,680
it out. 
Also, they just bid after Danny 

2611
02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:39,280
McBride. 
Danny McBride was like, I'm 

2612
02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:42,440
going to just name it Halloween.
Yeah, but it worked. 

2613
02:02:42,960 --> 02:02:44,640
And they're like, well, we're 
just going to do what? 

2614
02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:47,360
He no well hang on, his is like 
Halloween, Halloween 

2615
02:02:47,360 --> 02:02:50,240
resurrection and Halloween ends 
or something Halloween. 

2616
02:02:50,240 --> 02:02:51,760
Explodes. 
Halloween. 

2617
02:02:52,480 --> 02:02:55,920
Halloween fucks. 
Yeah, Halloween slaps. 

2618
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:58,560
But thank you for joining us for
Freddy Versus. 

2619
02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:02,360
Jason that's the next Halloween 
movie, Halloween bussing, and 

2620
02:03:02,680 --> 02:03:04,440
it's just Mike taking the bus 
everywhere. 

2621
02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:07,280
This was a pretty fun you. 
And your fucking. 

2622
02:03:07,320 --> 02:03:09,560
Bussing movie to review next 
week. 

2623
02:03:09,560 --> 02:03:12,480
It'll be my pick but I'll just 
save it for next week. 

2624
02:03:12,480 --> 02:03:14,560
But it's going to be a. 
Hallows Eve movie, right? 

2625
02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:18,920
Yes, it'll be probably the one 
that'll wrap up the end of our 

2626
02:03:19,000 --> 02:03:23,640
Halloween spook spectacular, and
you're just going to have to 

2627
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:25,040
check in to figure out what it 
is. 

2628
02:03:25,040 --> 02:03:28,080
Yeah. 
So until next time, remember you

2629
02:03:28,080 --> 02:03:30,040
can follow us wherever you get 
your podcasts. 

2630
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:32,280
We're on iTunes, we're on 
Spotify, all the things. 

2631
02:03:32,440 --> 02:03:34,320
You can follow us on Instagram, 
TikTok. 

2632
02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:37,000
That's where we're going to be 
posting What's coming up next. 

2633
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:39,840
We are pretty good about that. 
Once we pick something, we tell 

2634
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:41,760
you all about it. 
So make sure to follow us on 

2635
02:03:41,760 --> 02:03:44,080
those places. 
Make sure to jump into those 

2636
02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:46,120
comments. 
There's always funny videos 

2637
02:03:46,120 --> 02:03:49,360
attached to our Spotify. 
You can follow us all 

2638
02:03:49,360 --> 02:03:51,400
individually. 
It'll all be LinkedIn, the 

2639
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:58,480
description, and final thoughts.
I mean, happy fucking Halloween 

2640
02:03:58,480 --> 02:04:00,480
to Spooktacterfest. 
This is fucking great. 

2641
02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:02,280
We had a great time. 
Spooktacterfest. 

2642
02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:06,280
Spooktacterfest and We love 
Thank You for Coming Back and 

2643
02:04:06,480 --> 02:04:10,160
Pumpkins. 
I second what Jerry said at an 

2644
02:04:10,160 --> 02:04:11,880
alarmingly speedy. 
Rate I was. 

2645
02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:17,000
In pecan pie now. 
That sounds great. 

2646
02:04:17,040 --> 02:04:18,480
Yeah, I don't want pumpkin, I 
want pecan. 

2647
02:04:18,720 --> 02:04:20,480
Yeah. 
I want pumpkin. 

2648
02:04:20,480 --> 02:04:22,960
Pie Pecans. 
I also would like some. 

2649
02:04:23,440 --> 02:04:25,680
I would like some bite sized 
Snickers actually. 

2650
02:04:25,680 --> 02:04:29,480
I like, I like pecan Sandy. 
I want some bite sized Snickers.

2651
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,880
Bite size Snickers now. 
Interesting. 

2652
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:34,080
'Cause then I can eat a ton of 
them and I don't feel like I've 

2653
02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:35,800
eaten as much, just all the 
Snickers. 

2654
02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:38,160
Ice cream. 
Snickers ice cream is good. 

2655
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:40,480
That's laps too. 
That should be busting, yeah. 

2656
02:04:40,800 --> 02:04:42,840
When you guys eat kit. 
Super Lavid. 

2657
02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:46,720
When you guys eat Kit Kats, do 
you bite into them or do you 

2658
02:04:46,720 --> 02:04:49,120
break them off? 
Depends how savage I'm feeling. 

2659
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:53,520
I break them and I and I usually
chew them and take the chocolate

2660
02:04:53,520 --> 02:04:55,560
off of the whole thing and then 
eat the wafer. 

2661
02:04:55,560 --> 02:04:56,480
No, you don't. 
Wow. 

2662
02:04:56,520 --> 02:04:58,000
But he does what? 
Do you mean No, I don't. 

2663
02:04:58,120 --> 02:04:58,680
That's too. 
Rude. 

2664
02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:00,400
Don't do the chocolate. 
Thing Yeah, I do. 

2665
02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:02,000
I take the peel the chocolate 
off. 

2666
02:05:02,800 --> 02:05:05,200
Since when? 
I do it all the time I you. 

2667
02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:07,400
Do it. 
Tell, tell me, tell me that 

2668
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:08,320
without smiling. 
I. 

2669
02:05:08,520 --> 02:05:10,320
Swear I do. 
Right. 

2670
02:05:10,320 --> 02:05:12,840
Yeah. 
When like if I'm in the car, 

2671
02:05:12,840 --> 02:05:15,680
I'll do it right, but I can like
then I'll start breaking the 

2672
02:05:15,680 --> 02:05:17,360
chocolate. 
Off is he smiling inside? 

2673
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:18,480
No, he's telling the. 
Truth. 

2674
02:05:18,480 --> 02:05:20,120
I'm just being serious. 
I do do that. 

2675
02:05:20,120 --> 02:05:22,480
I like the feeling of breaking 
the chocolate off the wafer. 

2676
02:05:22,720 --> 02:05:24,480
Damn, he really makes it a meal 
too. 

2677
02:05:24,760 --> 02:05:26,400
No, it's like. 
Just I'll believe, break it off 

2678
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:29,120
in the sides and then you eat 
the rest of the wafer. 

2679
02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:31,400
Okay, okay. 
You bite into it. 

2680
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:34,240
Yeah, if I'm feeling savage, 
fuck yeah thing fuck yeah so 

2681
02:05:34,280 --> 02:05:36,800
you're if I'm 4 cross wait, 
wait, wrong with you if there. 

2682
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:39,160
Was. 
A king size 1, would you? 

2683
02:05:39,160 --> 02:05:41,680
Do it and walk away. 
I would do it to piss someone 

2684
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:44,920
off, but not. 
I don't know why, but it hurts 

2685
02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:47,160
my feelings when people do that.
You're supposed to. 

2686
02:05:47,360 --> 02:05:48,680
Break them. 
Off. 

2687
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:50,680
Yeah, I told you it depends how 
savage I'm. 

2688
02:05:50,760 --> 02:05:54,160
Feeling. 
I'm not all the time an animal I

2689
02:05:54,480 --> 02:05:55,600
distinguish. 
Animal. 

2690
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:57,480
That's animal behaviour. 
Yeah, but I'm it. 

2691
02:05:57,480 --> 02:05:59,680
Is animal. 
It's serial killer behaviour. 

2692
02:05:59,680 --> 02:06:03,040
Yeah, but I just said I, I there
are times I will break it off 

2693
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:05,440
individually and not do the 
crazy shit that Jerry. 

2694
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:08,320
Is doing that's. 
Not shit going around it like a 

2695
02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:11,760
fucking corn on the cob bro. 
Hypocrite behaviour? 

2696
02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:13,600
What does? 
Yeah, I break them sometimes, 

2697
02:06:13,600 --> 02:06:14,960
but then sometimes I'll bite 
them. 

2698
02:06:15,520 --> 02:06:16,800
Yeah. 
What's going on, Split? 

2699
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:20,920
No, depends how savage you're 
allowed. 

2700
02:06:21,320 --> 02:06:23,640
You're allowed to eat in the 
fucked up corn on the cob way 

2701
02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:24,280
that. 
You do. 

2702
02:06:26,880 --> 02:06:28,880
That's so fun. 
The corn on the cowboy is the 

2703
02:06:28,880 --> 02:06:29,480
best. 
Way. 

2704
02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:31,800
Corn Hub. 
Corn. 

2705
02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:34,280
Clerb. 
Birch.

