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There is no name a spectacular a girl has no name and.
It actually kind of makes sense because the movie that we are
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Yeah, 2 movies. It's a mix.
It's a mix of a movie. It's a mix.
Of a it's a mix of 2 horror movies.
It'll be fun and this is actually.
Two franchises, right? Yes, I'm going to say this is
not my pick. It's not really, is it?
Wait, no. This is my pick, but it's not my
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So I grew up watching this movie too and all the original ones
too. My my father loved these movies
and loved the comedy that he brings at a Freddy.
Freddy is a humorous character and my dad always laughed at the
stupid shit he said in all the movies.
It made him laugh he loved it. Just his favorite type of
movies. So this kind of brings back some
fun memories and I'm excited. Well, I was going to say, I was
just going to touch on it. Freddy is one of those bad guys
that just seems like a bit of a cool, kind of like bad guy.
Like you almost want to hang out with him?
Almost. Yeah.
Almost. If he wasn't the things, he was
he. Wasn't everything that?
He if he wasn't, yeah, if you're absolutely different.
Yeah, if he just wasn't him and had the jokes, he said, then
wouldn't he just be like. I think, I think the other thing
is, if I'm not wrong, I think it's Robert England's.
He would just be improvisation of him doing the whole bitch
thing, isn't it? Because it goes throughout the
series? It's not just this one that he
does it, but. No, I think it was in the first
one too. We covered that movie.
A shameless plug Once Upon a time.
I don't know if it is, but I feel like when he gets later on
in the series I think he gets more free with the character.
Oh. Absolutely.
Yeah, definitely. You know.
More. David England.
Yeah. Before we get too far in, I
think it's a good time to play the final.
I got my suit of armor on. Can I be so honest?
I feel like this movie feels so Halloween like now I'm in the
mood, I'm feeling festive. It's I'm feeling.
Very Halloween. What are you guys?
Do you have any plans? It is getting close.
This is technically this is the end of the month, you know,
'cause our last episode was Carrie.
One before that we did was Lost Boys.
So this one is technically towards the end of October, but.
We're feeling spooky. We're feeling really good and
we're going to carry it all the way to the end to have October
and maybe even, you know, the first week of November and have
a. Last.
A little bit of a scary movie, a Halloween hangover, if you will.
'Cause there's. There's a good.
One Halloween hangover. Shout that out if you guys want
us to do that on a T-shirt or something.
Halloween hangover. Yeah, it's a Halloween hangover
month. I like that.
It reminds me of How I Met your mother.
You know the you know what I'm talking about.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you first came to my house
and that's how you met my mom. No, there's an episode where
they talk about Halloween, I think it's the first entry of
the slutty pumpkin, and they talk about the morning after
Halloween and you just see everyone doing the the the walk
of shame. Oh yes.
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Love it. A brief 1.
I have a question I like. That instead of a news corner,
can I ask a question? Yes.
Do we have time? Yeah, we have time.
We have time. We have time, just it'll be
quick. So horror fans that we are, do
you prefer the Freddy series or the Jason series?
Or I'm just going to throw in Michael Myers, even though there
hasn't been like a triple team tag team.
Wish there was. Could there be, who knows?
Do you have a favorite? I would like to reveal just
'cause we're already on the topic, I've actually not seen
any of the original Friday the 13th series.
Even though I bought you them and we own every single one.
Mm Hmm. But you have seen to.
Rewatch all of them. I've watched the remake.
Yes, the one with Jared Pedalecki.
I'm not gonna lie, I was very much into my Gilmore lore at the
time, and so I saw everything he was in.
He did a bunch of horror movies in the early 2000s, and what if
that's how he ended up on Supernatural?
That's all. Anyways, that's our off thing.
We're gonna finish it the series this, this Halloween.
Yeah, me and you, we're gonna go through the every single one.
I think it's a good idea. I haven't watched Jason, so to
be fair, I can't really include him.
But because you included Halloween, yes, that is my
series. That that's that's the hill I'm
gonna die on. That's the best OK series.
Jason goes to space, so. Yeah, he does.
Jason X. That movie slaps.
My mom didn't like Jason X. It's like he's in space.
What? How the fuck you get in space
shit. I just remember her being like
Halloween H2O. Why did they name it that?
Like I know it's Halloween and it's 20 years later, but like
H2O is a terrible name because. He died in water.
No, it's Halloween though. Wait, what is this Halloween?
Issue Halloween H2O. It's one of the.
Because he died in fire and water puts him out.
Yeah, I'm. Going to I'm done with him.
No, that was off the counter. No, he does get burned a lot.
So that is that's true. Talking about Jason.
Jason, did you see the three new ones?
No. Or was it 2?
No. Halloween.
Kill Halloween. Oh, oh, we watched Halloween
Kills, but we didn't watch the final.
One I watched, Halloween returns right?
Oh yeah, Halloween returns, but not kills.
We didn't finish it. We can't finish a series.
No, we can't. But I did.
I love those, all three of those.
Danny McBride. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
Big horror guy him. I liked Halloween returns.
No, those three, those three were really good.
Isn't it crazy how comedians are can do the horror thing also and
do it so well? Him, Jordan.
Peele. Yeah, yeah, like pretty fucking.
And then Seth Rogen's a comedian but does serious shit too.
I would put John Krasinski in that category too.
Like people I don't think maybe value, I don't know, I quiet
people like a quiet place, right?
Oh yeah, no, I really. Good.
I love the first and second one, Yeah.
And then what's the one before? Quiet Place, day one.
That one was. Weird it was.
All it was all about getting pizza, which was stupid.
Like I love pizza, but the premise of the movie was this
girl getting pizza. Oh, she did.
She did want a specific slice of pizza because she was dying.
OK. So kind of a side a side quest,
if you will for pizza? Interesting.
Maybe I'll just stick to 1:00 and 2:00.
She was dying, but she was. But she wanted a slice of pizza.
Before she died, yeah. It's a side quest, as opposed to
the main mission of. What's the main mission?
Getting pizza. And.
Figuring out what the fuck is going on and getting to safety
is kind of the main part, but she's but she also wants pizza
along the way. Through alien shooting.
We don't have time to babies. Right.
And run through aliens shooting just to get a slice of of of.
OK, well now. I want a little slice.
Maybe I should watch that tonight.
Can you watch it and then report back to us about how important
the pizza was? It was important because she was
dying. I get it, it's her favorite
pizza place ever, but like, the world's ending now so it's no
longer your top. No, no, no, no.
It's her top priority. It's not the.
Yeah, but like to drag other people.
Like I'm going to go with you, but I'm not telling you why.
It's all because of pizza like. I think he's making the pizza a
much bigger plop. I feel like.
I feel like it annoyed Jerry, so I feel like he's making it the
plot, because the plot is obviously the fact that fucking
aliens landed on Earth that can hear.
Yeah, but they I feel like we're going to watch a bag and she
wanted like a. Hot dog the whole time or?
Something or Jerry wanted a pizza.
Jerry wanted a pizza. That's what he's like.
Fuck, I need a pizza. Where is it?
Fucking pizza. I feel like Jerry could star in
a movie totally about finding the last slice of pizza.
I'd watch it, Yeah. I don't know man.
I feel like you'd. I feel like it.
Could be like an action movie. Yeah, I could see it.
I guess so like a John Wick? Wait, did you ever?
Yes, John Wick, but pizza? Did you ever see that?
They fuck up your final pizza and you're like, this is the
last straw. Oh my God, I'm going to write
this movie tonight. I got a really strange Clive
Owen movie for. You Clive Owen?
Yeah. What do I know him from?
He was in closer. Yes, that's what I know him.
From children and men. I've seen closer.
That was in 2004. I think this one was in 2000
and. You guys remember when Jew law
was have? You seen this?
No that have you? Seen that the the.
Title alone makes me feel like no, absolutely not.
Have you seen that? No, I.
Haven't wildly absurd, it sounds.
Wildly absurd. It's called shoot em up.
Yeah, it's no, I have not seen that.
Watch it. Well, last dumb movie I saw was
it's pretty good. The one with Jacob from Twilight
and he was like a parkour guy that got into sun parkour.
Oh yeah, abduction. Yeah, that was it.
Abduction or. Something Oh, I watched that
movie. It's.
Stupid movie. It was.
I watched it. I wanted it to be good for him
for. His sake, well.
The action scenes looked. Cool, cool.
Yeah, I'm. Getting a resounding silence
from the boys, he hasn't the action movie experts in the room
he. Hasn't done much since then.
Who? Taylor, Arna.
No, he has a podcast with his wife.
Oh he does Taylor Taylor. And he was in a Taylor Swift
music video or something, or on stage with her Did.
He retire from Hollywood. I don't.
I don't think it's willingly. You feel me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes you just
can't. Justice for Taylor Lautner.
He needs someone give him something to do.
I want to see him on our reboot. Reboot Shark.
He was in that TV show. There was.
A TV show star. Boy and lava girl.
Yeah, reboot. That.
Or just. What's he doing now, dude?
Wasn't he in the Ridiculous 6? Yes.
Yes, that's the last thing I remember seeing him in and we
did not, did we? We watched like maybe 10 minutes
of it and we were like what? This is stupid, dude.
We couldn't do it. I couldn't get.
I don't know if I've even tried. I couldn't get through it.
What's the western movie with the guy from family?
Guy that's funny in the West. Don't like it?
Yeah, we turned that one. Off too.
No, we finished it. Oh no, you.
Finished it, I finished. It later, no.
Recollection. I still didn't like it, you
find? It funny.
No, it was like all the same jokes.
Wasn't that Family Guy but in? Real life.
I thought it was funny. But it was a family.
Guy in real life. So like they're talking and
they're like. Yeah, maybe that time that sheep
came into the way into the well. And then it just flashes to a
sheep running into a wall. It's like ha ha ha.
Not as not quite as funny when it's not a cartoon.
No, when it's like a cartoon, it's way different.
It makes more sense that that's like, I don't know, but like
when you just do Family Guy jokes and in that space it's
different. I wouldn't say the same thing
about Ted. Ted had a plot.
It was about a teddy bear, the Volk.
They didn't also jump into random musicals or anything like
it. Was very towards the second one
he had. Like, well, they're at a party,
and the karaoke makes sense because they're at a party.
The scenario. Has like a big performance and.
Number. Oh Oh yeah, this is on.
Like Top Hat? You're right, you're right.
The second, the second Ted got more Family Guy ish.
Yes, but I still liked it. At least I had a plot.
His rights were being taken away 'cause he was a bear.
Like that was the second one. Which like, I don't.
Know if I saw? That looking back, he he's an
animatronic bear. Why does he have rights?
Because he has a spirit. Because he has a soul conscious.
But how do we how do we verify that he has a soul?
You watch it, it was verified in the movie at the end with the
judge. Talk to the judge.
He made the choice. I'm not gonna lie, Judge.
Woody proceeds. I don't dislike Ted 2, I just
don't remember it as much and all I really remember is Amanda
Seyfried had a bong that was in the shape of a Dick and I
thought that was funny. I just also thought it was weird
that they. Just and Mark Wahlberg was like,
yeah, I'm not they. Just wrote off Lori, his
girlfriend they wrote off. Oh yeah, Lori, just, like,
disappeared. He's like just broke up with the
she broke up with the marriage or whatever.
I was like Mila Kunis didn't want to come back for the
sequel. Got it.
No idea, maybe. Yeah, I wonder why.
Maybe because they made her the shrew.
I don't like when she plays the shrew.
No, she did. She came.
She was like the one that was getting in between them and I
thought that was a weird premise.
Oh, you gotta have a. Plug she She was trying to get
him out of the house anyways. Yeah.
We are so off topic. You asked an original question.
I wanted to know your answer. What's your favorite of the
three? Oh, Jerry, did you?
Answer No, that was my question. No, I didn't.
What is your favorite Elms or I'm sorry you said Freddie,
Jason or Michael Myers? I think I'm Freddie.
I'm Freddie. Probably Mike Myers.
I like the soundtrack. Yeah, I've.
I've seriously I've seen every single movie of all of them
except for last of Jason watching.
Well, like I said, the last two Halloweens.
All of them you've seen the original, like Camp Crystal Lake
or whatever. Yeah, I've seen all of those.
OK, wow. But so I like, I like Freddie
and and then kind of equally. Actually, I'm going to say
Michael. In a way, but Michael probably
the most. We're all in agreement.
Even with those two that Rob Zombie did like those two.
Are but I think the first one is good, but.
The second one's cool. But but As for like first one's
character? I like the origins.
Like movie Michaels are good but As for like character wise I'm
gonna say Freddy cause not only he does speak right but that's
not the only reason. It's because he has a
personality of like. He is 1 of.
Tells jokes and like. Yeah.
That's why I was thinking Freddy, because I think at least
in that one, well, he's a character in himself.
He can he interacts with the other people.
Jason and Michael are very stoic and they don't speak.
So it's really you're relying on the other characters to actually
be good. Yeah.
So I think in that way, like I do put Freddy a little bit
higher because he interacts with them more.
Sure, I do like Mike Myers because of John Carpenter, but I
even like him even more because Danny McBride has has literally
done him justice. So I.
Agree, those last three are good.
Oh, I want to watch the one the first one was.
Great, the 1 was great. Yeah.
And the bathroom stall scene, that one right, where he like,
yeah, gets the reporters, that was like crazy.
And I was like, OK, this is going to be good.
And the most recent or in this movie, he's the tallest Jason.
Yeah, we're talking about Jason now.
But in the movie we're watching now, Freddy versus Jason, this
is the tallest one they've ever had recorded by at 65, I
believe. The guy who?
Plays OK how? How tall?
Oh does he? I guess he does vary in height
depending on which version what, what movie you're watching or
what, because it's not always what.
Jason, they got to play him because sometimes if this guy
was in a lot of them or a few of them I think.
I realize now they don't really need a consistent guy to play
Jason so that one is more mixed whereas Freddy is.
It's just it's. It's always been him.
Yeah, it's Robert England and like, yes, there's the Nightmare
remake, but I feel like. Yeah, with Jackie O Haley.
Yeah, most people write that one off, and I honestly think Jackie
O Halley's like, am I saying is did I say the?
Same, right? Jackie.
Jackie Earl. Jackie Earl Haley Haley.
I think his Freddy was good. I just think it was a different
Freddy and people didn't like. I think it was in a time when
people were doing stuff like that.
Like, I know that's after, like, Rob Zombies Halloween, but it's
before, you know, Danny McBride's.
Yeah, and it's before, kind of like the reboots of Scream or
the continuation slash. I think that the reboots are
better of Danny McBride's than Rob Zombies to be honest.
Yeah, yeah. But they're in there with that
kind of bringing. New.
New faces to old roles, yeah. Yeah.
But in a better way, because it's it's been time, it's been
spent. But now they're like making,
they're trying to say they're like remake movies that are like
came out four years ago. Do you like, do you like the
other Freddy or did you not like that version at all?
The new one. Yeah, the one where they they
played more into him being a. Predator.
I did like that one. Yeah, I did.
I thought it was kind of like fine in.
Its sinister. I didn't care for the makeup.
That's what bugged me about it. That's fair.
I don't like that. I didn't like the makeup in
that. Way they made it to Bernie, and
not kind of. Scary.
Well, yeah, but like even not like Campy like in the kind of
like the original, not, not maybe not the original original,
but the later on when ones when he's kind of changed a little
bit more, he's less Bernie and more kind of like scarred up.
Yeah. Well, we've all, we've all kind
of given away what the topic is. But Jerry, would you like to
reveal what we're talking about tonight because it plays very
much into what we're talking about right now.
Yeah, we're talking about a Halloween movie.
No. Do you want to announce?
Which one though? The.
Movie. Oh, I did.
The video. Yeah, my uncle picked it.
Did we mention that already? My my uncle picked this movie
that we're watching. We're.
Going to have to clap. What are you talking about?
What's going on? I.
Thought I just always. You know how we do.
We talk about it. And tonight, we're talking about
Freddy versus Jason. Yeah, I forgot Jerry's already.
Jerry. Already.
Oh, I already did. I thought we already talked,
said that we were doing the movie.
I don't know. I didn't know we'd do.
Something I thought we were just talking about Freddy and talking
about Jason, but not necessarily.
I never noticed that listen to. Any episode that we've any yeah
I've. Never noticed that we.
Kind of jokingly, like talk, talk about it and then reveal
it. Oh, OK.
If you want to do that, we. Can no, no, no.
You've already done. It Joe.
Yeah, we already clapped. Yeah, I'm just clapping so you
could take this part out. Yeah, but you got to clap again.
Then I know ready 123. So tonight we are talking about
a Freddy versus Jason. Are you guys ready for a little
bit of a synopsis? Very ready word.
Yeah, go. Freddy Krueger lost his powers
and is losing his mind, so he goes to the depths of hell to
find the only entity that can help him, Jason Voorhees.
Freddy versus Jason came out August 15th, 2003.
It's rated R. It's one hour and 37 minutes
long. It stars Robert England as
Freddy Krueger, Ken Kerzinger, I so apologize if I butchered that
as Jason Voorhees and Monica Keena as Laurie.
It is directed by Ronnie U, written by Wes Craven, Victor
Miller and Damien Shannon, produced by New Line Cinema.
And you said something earlier by like, because Monica is
playing Laurie, is this kind of like a.
A nod to Halloween like Laurie Strode.
She's not Laurie Strode, but I'm like, her name's fucking.
Laurie. No, but she.
Does and they put the kid the girl with the Red Hat.
Thank you from Carrie, right. Yes, and from Halloween.
That's right. But she also was walking down
the street that is exactly looks similar.
To the hedges. Of the first Halloween, Yeah,
yeah, yeah. There's lots of odes and
throwbacks which I really like. Which was really cool and it
makes me wish. But like, it's not the best
movie, right? I'm just going to get that out
there. I don't think it's his favorite
movie, I just think he likes the movie.
Oh OK, sorry I didn't know whether it was his like favorite
Halloween movie, which is fine. Well.
We just talk whatever we want about that.
I think this movie is comical. It certainly is that, yeah.
I feel like if this movie had done the numbers that they were
hoping it would do, we would have gotten a Freddy versus
Jason versus Michael Myers. I think that.
Wasn't, but because it. Wasn't there even talks for it?
There was like ideas thrown around I think.
They were supposed to have a number 2, but the budget was too
high. And this one probably didn't do
as well as they wanted, yes. Yeah, this is considered
physical flop, which is crazy because it it did good numbers,
just not good enough. Well, like a couple 100 million,
something like that. Yeah.
See, this is one of those times
where I wish that it had done well and stuff that had come
before or after hadn't have been made and financed.
Like Sharknado. I'm not even gonna go there, but
I'm just saying like I think it would have been.
Yeah. And all 15.
So we got Sharknado what, 17 before we'll ever get.
I almost sent you something yesterday and then I thought,
you know what? I really don't even want to send
it to him because. It's a budget was 30 million.
For this. For this movie.
How much did it make? Yeah, it did 36.4 million.
So they made 6,000,000. It's a well, no, they probably
didn't because of marketing, so they probably lost money.
They probably made more more money back in home sales, but
that's also it's 2003. So it's on the cusp of like, but
did it do well that well, you could just RIP it?
Well, true. It looks like.
They made gross. US and Canada was 82,000,000.
Even though I know some people that ripped a lot of movies back
in the day, I would have said I still bought DVDs. 116.
Overall. 116.6 million. Oh, still not that great when
your budget's so high. Which?
Like they could have budgets low that.
Was they could have wrapped on some of that fucking CGI?
Yeah, just I'm just saying, did I need CG this much CGI blood?
There's a lot, yeah. There's some of the CGI is not
good in this movie. No, you very dated.
No, but I still love it. I love the kills in this movie.
I think they're fun. I definitely think it was made
for the fans. I think it's a fan service.
But this is what I'm saying, I wish they had done well or I
wish they could have financed the sequel somehow, because I
think a Halloween Elm St. you know, Camp Crystal, like I think
it could have been, it could have been so much fun.
It's like Alien V Predator. Like when those came out, I was
like, oh, of course that makes sense.
Like of course they're in the same universe.
Why wouldn't they be? In retrospect, like I didn't
know as a kid that those were like two different things coming
together, but now I understand. I'm like, oh, that's why these
fandoms were like so pumped because it's like defining of
these two major fandoms, you know?
Like that's. Huge attacks.
Crazy. Yeah, like Independence Day or
something. Independence Day marks.
Alien and Predator on Independence Day.
Fuck yeah, that would be a throw down.
That sounds like one of those parody movies.
What's, what's the one that it's like I fell over like it, you
know? The girl on the train standing
in the window by the black Black, but by the Black Widow.
It sounded like one of those parody movies where it's just
like all of the movies, just segmented.
Yes, don't be a menace to South Central Wild drinking juice in
the hood. Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
You all ready to jump into the movie?
Yeah. I would like to mention that
upon watching like the opening credits of the movie, I kept
asking Jerry. I was like, was this movie in
3D? Why is everything jumping out at
me? No.
Oh, it's just the horror movie Horror movie effect Tiger.
I don't know, I I guess I just thought it was though.
It felt like they kept throwing things at me and I was like,
what are you doing? Wasn't there one Jason in three
DI swear I remember him throwing the machete in the machete
coming out of the screen. No, you know what you're
thinking of. Why am I thinking of My Bloody
Valentine? That shit was in 3D.
That is a horrible horror movie. I might have to wrap us on that
one 'cause it's. So these look.
So good. It's up there with Piranha 3D
also. Yeah, or stepfather.
You know what? Oh, the one with the deep Dylan.
Walsh I'm on the fence. I don't think it's terrible, but
I don't remember it that well, so I must have not liked it that
much. All right, so we open up the
movie and we are in the boiler room with Freddie.
I don't know where you want to be.
I hated immediately saying it like that.
Yeah, not where you want to be. Yeah, not a fun time.
No, not a fun time for anyone. It's very red.
It's very red and very dark. And Freddie is in there
tormenting a doll. Just kidding, he's tormenting a
small girl. Oh, he also tormented the doll
He. Did he did.
Meld the Dolly. Yeah, poor Barbie.
Yeah, they. Look like a cabbage pet store,
actually. Thankfully, they keep us from
having to see what he was going to do from the little girl with
the little girl. But there is a little girl in
the boiler room, and this is where we get sort of Freddie's
origin story. Freddie is our narrator for a
portion of the beginning of the movie, just to kind of get us
into what the main plot is going to be.
Is it like the original ones where their focus is on the cops
outlook? I don't feel like.
Because I feel like the other ones, the Jason's and the Freddy
movies, the cops are very much involved.
Yeah, they're not in this one at all, are they?
Well, yeah, that's not really. But they are involved.
They're trying to keep it secret.
I feel like they're more involved than most horror movies
because most horror movies kind of keep the cops at Bay.
It's always like, don't tell the cops they.
Won't believe us so. But one of them is a cop, so
they're kind of forced to be people.
Know about the. Murder.
No, I guess you're right. I guess you're.
Right. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. I feel like do they deal with
the cops a lot in the first Nightmare on Elm Street?
That because I know we covered that one like last year.
So I that one's fresh in my. Mind, I think they always do
because every every. Well, they always make a.
They always show up. Don't they?
They're every, every like every generation of kids, they have to
remind to, to put away, which is, which is why there's so many
that some of them remember. So they start bringing it back
and they have to, they have to put them away in this home or
this hospital. Yeah, because then it stops the
spread of it. Right.
So they have to stay heavily involved in order to keep this
from. Keep it at Bay, yeah?
Which that makes sense. So Freddie describes how he was
known as the Lynnwood Slasher and basically he gives his
origin that he was burned by the parents and he he was burned by
the parents after it was disclosed that he was the one
taking all of these little kids, so.
He was set free too, I think. Oh was it is that too is like
they tried to get him like through the courts, but then.
Didn't. It didn't like something
happened. I think there's like a newspaper
article that come flashes up. I think it's like overturned or
something. Or his lawyer was just good and
got him off. Gotcha.
And so they take matters into their own.
Vigilante justice Baby woo. Woo, woo.
And so don't be proud of that. And so they end up they end up
burning Freddie, but he ends up coming back stronger as ever as
like a hell demon I guess. And then?
With razor fingers with. Razor fingers.
I don't know why I said it like I was like oh fucking.
Like me razor fingers, he. Was busy.
Yeah, he. Was like, oh, Sagan's gangs.
Sagan, we're the only. With the claws.
I feel like we haven't talked about the Seconds Gang in a
while. We do an episode where we review
John Mulaney jokes. Would that be weird?
That'd be the weirdest thing ever.
Stand up. It's.
Not a bad idea. Yeah, so this joke and this
joke. Hey, we're just repeating these
jokes for an. Hour.
Giving you a whole, giving you the, Yeah.
My favorite joke was this one. Repeats the joke.
Yeah. It's not copyright, it's totally
fun. So we see as the screen shows,
showcases some previous Freddy victims.
So we kind of get a walk down memory lane, one might say.
We do. We get a little throwback to a
montage of kills of his. But I think at the end he kind
of wraps up with saying that someone sent him to hell.
Because they forgot about him. Oh, they forgot about him so he
lost his powers. Lost his powers.
Much like isn't that the isn't that the thing of like hocus
pocus is any like child souls to like continue to live?
Well, they closed down Camp Crystal Lake, right?
To answer your question, not sure probably.
Because that's why they forgot about him.
No, that's Jason. That's not.
For Freddy, they forgot about. Him, they just and he only lived
in dreams. Well, they forgot about him
because. Because they wiped out everyone
that remembered. Yes.
Burying the secrets, yes. So because of this, he had to go
to the depths of hell to find someone who could help him.
And that someone would be Jason. Jason.
Obviously there's probably no one else there.
Yes, his resurrection actually is pretty fucking.
Cool. Yeah, it is cool.
So. He goes into his dream.
Oh yeah. So we make him remember and we
cut to Jason and he's to. Say it no.
Terrorizing a a skinny dipper, we get our first boobs of the
movie. So actually we get like there's
a lot of shebang. There's a lot of boob in this.
Yeah, there's a lot of nudity. Hits galore.
It's very classic horror, if you will.
In that way, I don't really have an opinion on anyone.
Well, anyone who choose who's having sex or shows their
boobies. Dice, Dice.
Yeah, that's it. Maybe we do.
Stick with. Classic making out.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Classic horror movie etiquette. Yeah, don't run upstairs.
Don't even do. It Yeah, Don't run upstairs.
Don't say I'll be right back, don't you?
Know what you should do? Don't have sex?
Bring your. Marriage Stay, say, 12 inches
away from everyone. Don't drink, no.
Touching. No touching.
No partying, you're drinking water.
Keep. Jesus in between you.
Yes, leave room for. Jesus, leave room for Jesus.
Shit. Water and Celsius or whatever,
you know, drink. Oh well, if you're going to have
one, have a White Claw, yes. It was like they had Celsius in
2003. Shit.
Say nowadays like. Don't smell off ice.
Don't drink alcohol. Oh my God, when was the last
time you guys got iced? Don't have fun years.
Years. Yes, definitely.
It's been a long time. Don't bring it back now, it's in
my memory bank. I'm going to come home one day
and I'm going to ice Jerry this week.
I'm not going to tell him. Why that now?
Because. Yeah.
What the fuck did that that? Was a terrible image, Jerry.
I got it but. OK.
So we have Jason and he's terrorizing a a skinny dipper.
She's helping a skinny dip with her boyfriend.
But her boyfriend? 'S never.
Seen Mark, where are you? But it all, and he is, he
ultimately ends up, you know, obviously taking the girl out.
But it all is orchestrated by his mother.
Quote, UN quote. Yeah.
Heavy winks. Heavy winks.
Winks. Yeah, heavy.
A heavy wink. It's not really his mom, but it
looks like. No, it does look like his mom
and also it's kind of fun because she is actually a
killer. Word she's.
She's the original. Spoiler alert but this movie
came out 40 years ago so like get on my level.
But the original killer of the 1st Friday the 13th is Jason's
mom. Correct, because it's a question
and scream, isn't it? Oh yeah.
It is. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. You're welcome.
Welcome. And so Jason sees it as his mom.
And she's saying, hey, you know, you've been really quiet for a
long time. The kids need to know about who
you are. And it's time for you to rise
again and go to Elm Street, teach those kids a lesson.
And then once Jason starts heading towards Elm Street, back
into reality. This is where it's revealed that
Jason's mom is actually. Freddy Krueger.
Lo and behold, he tricked poor Jason.
He's also Mystique. Yeah, he just morphs into shape
shifts. Yeah, he's just the red
mystique. Well, he's the.
Skin Mystique. No, Freddy is.
Wait, wait, Jerry's on to something, huh?
He's the skin mystique. Skin Mystique.
You can just call her Mystique. He's a mystique.
Yeah, no, I've or shapeshifter. Also.
He's but I love what you're doing.
Yes, he's it. But a predator?
True. But he can only.
Shapeshift. He just he's.
Just not in a drain saying hey, Georgie, but he might as well.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's it. Yeah.
He's that then. True, but he can only, he can
only shape shift and all that fucking shit and change stuff.
Sorry, all that fucking shit. In shape shifting and all that
fucking shit. In his world, he can only do it
in his. World, yeah, He can't do it
because he controls it, yes. Are you going to drink that
white Peach nameless nameless drink?
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And sponsored us. Hit us up, we got DMS.
They're open. Anyway, moving on.
So we're back on Elm Street and we're we just get right into it.
You know what I appreciate about this movie?
There's no fucking around, there's no subplot.
But somebody has a crush on somebody.
Like we're just into it. To be fair, you're making a
great point. Thank you.
They really do just kind of like hunker down.
Yeah, they're like we, we've got a horror movie to to give and
we've got a Hun one hour and 37 minutes to give.
So we got a. We can't waste time.
And I guess the only thing I would say, and I'm going to jump
right ahead only because it's kind of prevalent right now, the
only thing I would say because they get into it, I wish the end
fight was longer. I do so.
Do I? Just.
I'm just cuts in between it and it was just.
One long yeah, it was more like AWWE match.
Yeah, I'm just. Going to throw that out there
because you're right. Like it's, I think it's well
paced. It's in that like 1990 minute
mark. Yep.
The yeah, we just jump straight into it and just start slashing
and hacking. But I just wish there was like a
tiny bit more at the end, yeah. More of the two of.
Them just before they, you know, fuck each other off.
So we're on Elm Street and we're hanging with the girls.
It's a girl sleep overnight, or so we think.
And we're hanging out with Lori Gibb.
And Destinys child. Ohhh yeah, to the left.
To the left, that's same. Same my name, same my name.
Bitch. The one is around you.
Can you pay my bills? OK, we have to.
Stop my body is so booty. Let's.
Just go girl, we'll go crazy. Shout out the smart guy.
If there is one girl group that I fucking worshipped as a kid it
was Destinys child. Spice Girls.
Let's be so for real right now. Spice Girls.
Oh, the Spice Girls too. But everyone forced me to be
Scary Spice because like Abby, but like I wanted to.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Racially profiling.
Burn. Much the fuck you could be, boy,
if you want. You're a dancing queen.
Thank you. That's what I'm saying anyway.
So the girls are sitting around, they're shooting the shit.
We're really not talking about anything that matters that much.
We're probably just talking about like, whether or not Kia
should get a nose job, which like, she's Ellie Rowland does
not. Mean body conscious character.
Very sad. It's 2003 my dude.
I didn't remember. Like, you don't know what being
a girl was like in 2003. She's hilarious, clearly.
And so the girls are all hanging out until they're suddenly
interrupted by the boys office. So dumb, sorry.
This is Officer Doofy, they just added him into this.
Movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's the guy from Scary Movie.
It is. That's why.
That's why he's funny. So incoming, we have the boys
coming in. We have Trey and his friend,
whom I he's. So.
What's his name? Blake, Blake, Blake.
So we have Trey and Blake that suddenly just show up at the
door. Yeah, with beer.
With beer. So like yay but like also yay.
So Trey and Gib almost immediately go upstairs.
As per like Halloween movie lore, that's what you're
supposed to do. But he sucks that Anything to
add? Wait, who?
Blake? He's an ass.
The. Yeah, yeah.
The boys, they're gonna have sex and they're doing twice.
Maybe 20 twice get back you get your big butt back in the.
I get your big butt back inside. Come on.
Yes, that is vibes. So that water bitch, I'm gonna
beat you. That is.
Definitely his shameless motherfucker.
Shameless club. Too.
Yeah, am I no girl? Sorry, yeah, yeah.
Am I wrong That is not his like? No, it was.
Give it. Get your big book.
Is that what he says it means? Showgirls?
I forgot. I know that's from our episode,
right? Give me a beer.
Check out Showgirls too. Show something about that where
you're like the way he talks to her, he's like, get back in the
car. Oh yeah?
What the? What's his name?
The, the, the boss, right? The strip club boss?
Yes. That's right, get your back back
inside. He doesn't say that, but like,
that's definitely him. He's.
Anyways, so like, they're done making sweet, sweet, tender
love. And it's not all about.
Him, you know, don't make me tell you twice and.
Then she go, she goes to cuddle with him and he's like, get off
me, you know, I don't like being touched afterwards.
He's such. A Dick and then she like fucking
Dick dude and then immediately his fate is is within inches of
him. Oh my God, it's so great.
This is. We're not talking about his
little chode. This is the first great payoff
that we have of the movie. So we have Drake and he's
chilling out drinking his beer while Gibb is in the shower.
I might add that the the power went off, so she's taking a
shower by candlelight and like 10 out of 10 would never do.
I don't know. That would creep me out.
That would scare the fuck out of me.
I don't know, I've done it. I'll wait until the.
Power comes back. Yeah, I just.
It's too creepy. Dog vibes, you know?
I don't like that our shower curtain is black and it's dark
in there now and it's like, it's a little weird.
Oh, I do, Lantern, I do. Lantern Yeah, there's more.
Yeah, because it spreads it more appropriately anyway.
So while Gibb is in the shower, Trey gets fucked up.
Dude, he gets fucked up, dude. He he, this one feel, this one
feels personal. And like he gets shish kebabbed.
Yeah, split in two, Yeah. Locked.
Yes. Dude, yeah, this shit gets.
Locked dude. This guy gets folded like a lawn
chair. He really does.
He gets stabbed via machete. Machete through his spine while
he's laying on his stomach on the on a on a fold out bed and
then the bed is a fold out couch bed.
And then just this. Is weird for like a king.
It's like a it's then just as an added fuck you.
He just closes it on him. Like a Murphy bed.
Stabs him a hot like four or five times through his back and
spine while he's holding the beer.
And this guy, I'll give him this.
He holds the beer the whole time.
Never spills a drop. Dude doesn't rock solid bread.
He was like, no dude. Dude, he must have been in a
fraternity. If it's mirror this beer, this
beer is going to. Spice Dude sponsored by that
beer and his hand by. That and that hand.
No, the hand, the big beer could be anything, but the man man
kept it steady. Yeah, oh, knowing this, he.
Does make a pig squealing sound once he lifts the bed up and he
slams them shut. He's like.
It's like a fatality. He's.
Giving yes, that's what I thought it was.
It's like a They should have that as his fatality in Mortal
Kombat 10 that we have. He was giving and I forgot.
Texting our boy to put it into the game I'm doing.
It I'm doing it right? Now, Yeah, OK, we're going to
text him so we could put it in the update for the game.
You're welcome everyone. I remember what I was going to
say. He's giving Natty Ice vibes and
you want us on my level. Ohh I hate now.
Oh my God yes he's natty ice. I have $8.50 can we get a 20?
40 ice. Natural ice.
What's? The worst liquid beer.
Cheap beer you would buy in like right out of high school or
college at parties. The cheapest gross beer people
would drink. That's what.
That's what he is. That's what he's.
Getting what? What?
What would your beer be? Oh.
Shit, I don't know, dude. PBRS I.
Mean it doesn't have to be an English beer.
Oh oh, like Coors layer or something?
Like that. OK, yeah, but it's worse than
Coors. No, Natty Ice is worse than
that. It's worse.
It's like it's worse than pee. Oh, we should try it sometime.
We should get a four pack. Should I get a four pack just so
that? Oh no, we can just get one tall
can. One that's fair, that's fair,
'cause like no one wants to. I will tell you that in college,
like over 20. One beer pong.
Beer. Yeah, it was the beer pong beer,
and I bought some just for the party that we were having.
No one ever dipped into it, so it just sat in our fridge for a
year. No one wanted to drink that shit
for a year. We could have it.
Not a inch of alcohol. Yeah.
And everyone was like, Not the natty ice though, no.
Like, Nah, it's like. Water.
So you turned it down? Yeah, you would be like, Nah,
I'd rather like just go to sleep than like have this.
I'm I'm good. I'm gonna, I'm gonna catch.
Yeah, like it's 7:00 PM I could go to bed.
Like it's fine. Natural ice.
OK, All right. Yeah, it sounds familiar.
Natty Ice is like. The cool way to say it, yeah.
That's what that you know. I mean, I drink beer, I drink a
lot of, but I. Store off Santa Teresa that
would sell you alcohol underage until they got caught and had a
sting operation and then we couldn't go back.
No, you just stand inside and then you try to bribe people as
they go inside. Be like hey, hey, hey.
Hey, how you doing? What if I?
Slide you A50 how you feel about that?
Yeah. I was not one of those people,
by the way, I'm making a joke. I really wasn't one of those
people. But.
Oh yeah. I did see kids standing outside.
No, when I turned 21 I would go into liquor stores and sometimes
kids would try to approach me and try to get me to buy them
alcohol and I'm like, I know we look the same age but like get
the fuck away from me. Yeah, I've had people who you
are. I always say no.
And I'm like, I really, I'm like trying.
To get I'm. Trying to get trying to get a
pack of smokes, some candy and like a snack.
And a 40. Oz and A and my own dream.
I'm not trying to get all those things and a set of handcuffs.
Yeah, Hell no. Like that doesn't come
out-of-the-box. I'm trying real entrapment.
Yeah, yeah, I don't need. Your I don't need your 10 bucks.
Get away from each. Andy Milanakis would stand
outside when he was like over 21 on the Man Show and he would ask
people to buy him alcohol, but he was actually 21 years old.
I do remember that segment. Or he would sit outside at a
booth and and give sell beer. Like a lemonade stand, but it
was a beer stand. Andy Milonakis is the most
millennial thing we could ever talk.
About yes in Shout out to Andy. I love Andy Milonakis.
He's so funny, he has his own little channel.
Did you know that? Wait, are you familiar with the?
Lord, I don't know who this is. You.
Know Melanakis? Have you seen?
Waiting. You're not a real millennial.
You've seen the movie waiting before.
Yeah, the restaurant one. Yeah, so.
He's yeah, he's T dog and the other dude that do the whippets
from the whip cream in the OK. The fake J in silent.
Bob Yeah, the fake. J in Silent Bob.
Yes, he's also He had his own show called The Andy Melanakis
Show. OK, used to come on after
Jackass, which is the only reason I know about Andy
Melanakis 'cause I was like, oh, I'm already here, I'll check the
show out. And then I was like, what the
fuck is? He was on the man show and he
was already old enough to to do the things he was doing.
He just looked like a child. He.
Just looked like a child. Heard Yeah.
Tell us in the comments if you want us to do a whole review of
the. He's really cool dude.
He like loves sushi and shit. You can watch his videos.
He live streams himself eating and stuff.
He's really cool. OK, I'd love to meet Andy, like
I'd love to. I think he's funny.
Shout out to Andy Milnakis hit us.
Up, Yeah, Shout out Andy. So after Gib gets out of the
shower, she's a little shocked to to find Trey.
You know, kind of dead kind. Of folded pretzel.
Folded you. Got like a lawn chair.
Like a lawn. Chair.
You. Got folded like a lawn chair.
So this is where this is the first spot of the movie where
I'm like, oh, he's. Scorpioned, actually.
No, he is very. He's scorpioned because he was
on his stomach. This is where the movie is like,
absolutely fucking moving. One more thing, sorry to
interrupt. Go ahead.
Could you imagine if he folded him up and then put the bed back
into the couch and then? Put the couch.
Just the legs sticking out. Yeah.
No, no, just completely clean except blood.
Or just like a toe sticking. Out his hand with the beer.
Yeah, the hand with the. Beer.
What the fuck? Happened.
You want this night of the ice. I kept it for you.
Still cold? Definitely Natty Ice in his
hand. So they all run out of the house
screaming bloody murder. Gib is at.
Least they run outside. But then they literally run out
into the street and a cop car just happens to be patrolling
down their block and I'm like shut the fuck?
Up. So what?
Daniel did a perfect impression of this cop.
It's not funny though. It is funny.
They so they come out of the house.
One of them is covered in blood with a towel, screaming,
raining, right? He pulls up, pulls down the
window and goes. You guys need help.
Yeah, like he's just like, clueless about what's going on.
These girls are in panic. I'm sorry.
Blood. It's just.
What do you think? She said.
Well, she's on the same page. She's also like what the fuck do
you do I need? Help like look at me.
I just, I don't know. I don't know if it's from the
character that I know is in Scary Movie and I'm watching it
like that, which is why I find it funny, because he's a bit of
a, he's a bit of a Dick in Scary Movie.
Yeah. Or if I'm watching it and
they're trying to play it off like an officer doofy kind of
thing. Because it's like, it's just,
it's too obvious to be. It wasn't like a perfect
mistake. That's not the deputy that we
meet later, right? That.
There's another one. Isn't it?
That's later, right? The blonde dude, Yes.
You know, the one who's like, I think I know how to help, and
he's like Mr. Hero. No, that's him.
No, that is him. That's.
The same cop. OK, so he's in it from the
beginning. Yeah, he's here.
He's the white knight. He is the white knight.
So Lori gets taken in for questioning and this is where we
have our first memory of. Don't fall asleep, bitch of.
Freddy. Sorry.
So she starts to remember a dream.
She falls asleep. She doesn't know that yet.
There's gonna be a lot of that where we suddenly.
I love it. I love the cut.
I love it when it cuts to a dream secret.
Figure it out as an audience. And yeah, I love the cut.
I like that a lot too. I like that you don't know.
You don't know, but you know. You know, 'cause we, you know,
you know. You know you've been around the
block before it like you know what's up if.
You've been on Elm Street, you know, Yeah.
But you know, 'cause the way it cuts, you could just feel it.
The music too, it's just like it's perfectly timed.
Camera angles. Yeah, it just is so good.
Coloring, but she's asleep. So yeah, Lori's asleep.
So she remembers a dream of Freddie and is warned that he's
coming back. This dream is filled with like
little girls doing like jump rope, but they have like bloody
and missing eyes. We get the 1-2.
Freddie's coming for the Freddie song and she even goes into her
old house and like sees her mom again and like it's, it's a
pretty in depth dream, but it makes it very, very clear that
he is coming back and he wants to send a message.
So then we switch over and we're with, I've called him blue
sweater kid because they did not do a good job of telling me
people's names. I had to do a lot of.
What's his name? Nelson Figure.
It out, Blake. But this one's Blake.
This one's Blake. The other one was Drake the.
Other one was Trey. Trey.
See, nobody knows their names and none of it matters.
No it doesn't, and I love that. But blue sweater kid gets laid
in on by his dad. He's like, what were you at that
girl's house? Yeah, and he's like, leave me
alone. That's what he sounded like.
It's literally that. Oh my God, this.
Is the worst acting of the movie.
Oh, yeah, This was really bad. It was, this was really bad.
And then I mean, like what, 10 minutes later, he's in a dream
sequence that we were talking about.
There's a goat. Freddy tries to kill him and
there's a quote that he says there, Daniel, that you liked.
Oh, I just, it's just so cool that it comes from Freddy.
Yeah, he's like, can't, he goes. Not strong enough yet.
And he goes until then, Oh no guys, soon I will be.
And then he's like, until then, I'll let, I'll let Jason have
some fun. Yeah.
And I was just like, chefs kiss. Fucking great.
Very. Good.
Yeah, it's much better than I need.
My best friend died and I need some fucking spice.
Yeah, that's as he's like drinking a whiskey thing.
Yeah, that kid is like he was losing his mind.
Anyway, that kid doesn't last too long because just like
Freddie said, Jason comes in for the kill.
So he wakes up from his little nightmare and he looks over at
his dad and tries to get his attention, but then his his
head, you know, kind of just falls.
Off flies off. Oh shit flies.
Off. I'd like to say like, first of
all, so. So you're telling me.
Jason walked up the stairs, turned, he used his right hand
to slice the neck of his dad that was sitting on his right
side, sliced it clean enough and fast enough without getting it
stuck into the house and waking him up.
And the and the head still stayed on, sliced all the way
through for the amount of time for him to walk around next to
him on his left. Wake him up.
And then kill. Him and then kill him.
Yes. Wake him.
Wake him up then for him to look over and see the head fall off
them. Kill him.
Did we not mention that Jason is part ninja?
Yes, part choreographer. He his his blade is so sharp
that with the ferocity of the undead character that Jason is
swung at the neck of the dead with such force.
Yes. And so.
Sharpness. Yes, that it took it clean off
without taking. It.
I just don't. Think not Bloody.
I don't I don't I'm not don't discount that.
I know that he can take a head clean off and it's smooth word
right and then it and then and it will slide off like and go
ship where it gets cut in half. I get it, he can do that, he has
the power to do that. But he didn't.
But he doesn't have the accuracy and composure to not get his
shit stuck into stuff 'cause he slams his shit and get stuck
into stuff all the time in this movie.
A lot. A panel board, a tree, a
fucking, a umbrella, a bird flying over the sky.
No, it's so true. He swings with like, with anger,
and no. Person.
Like, you know who has precision?
Mike Myers, to me, that guy has precision.
Yeah, he goes to stab, but his precisions are always
straightforward and like a straight swing, a straight knife
cut, it's never a slice and dice and.
Yeah, you need. A proficient.
Killer, you know he's not ninjing people, he's straight up
dextering them. No, it makes sense.
It makes sense he doesn't have same thing with like Ghostface.
Ghostface has no accuracy because it is different people
all the time. Jason's all about power and
Freddy's all about mind manipulating enough to scare the
person into believing in them so he could just do whatever he
wants to them at that point, which is what he was used to
doing when he's on Earth. That's why he likes doing it in
dreams. Exactly, and he probably has way
more power in dreams because a lot of people feel like they
just go through their dreams like they have no control.
So oh. Absolutely, yeah.
So now we go over to the mental institution, which is a staple
of so many old school horror movies.
I feel like this is not a trope that we're really utilizing
anymore, probably for good reason.
But we are at a mental institution.
This is where we meet Will. Will is some is a character that
Lori was talking about with her friends at the very beginning.
That's important to know. And allegedly, he's her first
love. So like.
Keep that in the back of your mind, yes, so we.
Mean high school love. High school?
No, like junior high love. Oh, OK.
Like he's been gone for a while high school.
So we meet Will who is becomes extremely worried about his
friend Lori after learning about what's just happened in their
town. He hears about two crazy like
murders from other high school students and then just like
immediately gets spooked by it. I don't really know why he's so
concerned because like, like crime and people, people dying
happens. Everyone.
So like, why does this have any specific effect on Lord?
But whatever, he freaks out about it and he wants to hear
the rest of the television. Little like thing he heard about
it, but the resident ends up turning it off.
It's this whole big altercation. But ultimately, we meet his
friend Mark, who comes in down and they go and talk about it in
their room. Now we're going to learn a
little bit. Oh, we'll learn more about them
over time, but it's to be concluded that they're somehow
part of this whole Freddie mystery.
But they don't quite know why or how yet.
But him and Mark make a plan and they escape that night.
So like. This movie.
This movie has, we've got a pace and we got to stay on it, OK?
So things might have to happen the way it is, 90 minutes, OK,
we got a lot to do. There's a lot of panicking in
this movie for like, like, just. For not a lot.
For not for no reason, just to take up time.
Yeah, like a lot of panic talking.
Well, they, they, it's like dramatic for no reason.
Yes, there's nothing behind the panic.
Yeah, 'cause they don't even know what to be scared of.
Yeah, Anyway, so they're just kind of anxious about just being
anxious. No, they're ain't.
They're scared because or PTS because someone died and they
were there. That's true.
That makes sense. The trauma's there, but they
don't know exactly what. You're right, You're absolutely
right. So Lori ends up going to school
the following day against her father's wishes.
This is like, again, a staple of horror movies where like the
kids, traumatic events happen and kids are like, I want to go
to school today. I'm like, since when you don't
want to go to school ever? Like, why do you want to go to
school today? But they're like, no, I really
need to talk about it. Also, her dad was mixing some
kind of concoction. And wasn't it hypnocele juice?
To force her to sleep, but with no dreams.
Suppress her dreams. It was.
Wasn't it hypnocele? Hypno, RAWL or whatever.
Yeah, I was like, that's a whole.
That's a whole. Heniparol.
Stop saying.
That hypnosin is the drug that we'll talk about a little bit
more later. I think you were, I don't know
what you were saying. I don't know either.
It was a, it was like a mix of that and.
Hypnol. Hypnol, which is I knew that's.
Where you were from? Yeah.
Not. The same thing.
I'm like mixed both of those names.
Oops. And so Lori goes to school and
hypnosil this is. Where I keep saying
motherfucker. This is where Lori finds out
that Blake died because. Like 20 minutes.
Ago. Oh, sorry, Bush.
How does how does everyone else know that Blake died but not
Lori? Wasn't Lori there?
Yeah. No, Lori wasn't there.
This is the one that died in on his porch with his dad.
How does everyone else know that Blake died except for Lori?
I thought it was in Lori's house.
No, this is after they all went home because his dad is like
grilling him. Like, why were you at that
girl's? House.
Oh yeah, Rachel, leave me alone. But whatever everybody knows
except for Lori shows she's the last.
That may be the last to know anyway.
Yeah, why did she know? Yeah, I don't know.
No one. How did they know?
Before that, yeah, it's a small town.
People talk. Fuck it that quick.
I guess so. I mean, OK, I'm thinking that
cop will roll around the town and he was like, you guys.
Hear what happened. You help.
Do you guys you know what are you coming in blood You need
help. I'll say I'll say you need help.
You a danger boy? Reveals that she's been having
nightmares about this scary man with a burnt face and a handful
of knives. Shoppy shops.
Yeah, a handful of butter knives.
And just when she's saying this, this is when fucking Mark walks
up and he's like, yeah, I've seen that guy in his dreams.
He's going to take you out. You don't never go to sleep
again, bitch. And I'm like.
What do you know? Did you notice as he's coming in
with his swagger and he starts singing the song, his eye
twitches. He is like, I was just in a
mental health. I'm crazy.
I know who you've seen and he's never going to go away.
And I'm like, why are you? Why would you?
Approach. Who are you?
Who? Are you?
And why would you approach her? Why are you being?
It's so weird. The interaction is just not
necessary. It's just so wild.
But yeah, so Margaret Weller here, they left the mental
institution. To Yeah, to save Laurie.
Laurie to save. Laurie from well, he said
they're not really sure what. Well, he said to see if she was
OK because he, you know, she lives there.
Right. But like, you already heard
about the murders, so she was murdered.
You would have heard about it. Yeah, but they all they heard
about was a murderer. They don't know who.
Oh, you know what it. Is because it's at her house,
yes. So OK, it makes a little bit
more sense why he's so. Yeah.
That makes sense. Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
Mark still being fucking weird. Like I don't know about those
facial expressions. Like he was being mega weird.
Well, he was, he was, he was being extra.
He was being very extra. He was bringing something to the
to the row. He hit too many blinkers for
this. So because of all of this, this
has got Lori really stressed out, really anxious, and she's
going to catch up with them later.
There is a short scene. It's not really super important,
but I feel like it has to be necessary or it has to be
brought up because Kelly Rowland's in the scene.
But Kia has a brief day mare. She's like sitting in the
nurse's office waiting to see how Lori is, and she has this
like day mare about her nose getting ripped off by Freddy's
claws. Yes, but I want to.
But she wakes. Up This scene is kind of giving
me the feels of Beetlejuice's lobby.
Yeah, a little bit the grain. The grain though, you know.
Very much so. Oh, it's kind of like.
Feels like 7 too. Yeah, totally.
It's like Granny and and and the way that the the nurse is shot
is also giving me like, are you afraid of the dark shots?
Yes. You know, like that, that old,
old school. Horror.
Horror type of movie. That way that like kind of like
that fish. Yeah, but it's filmed obviously
newer, but. So Mark and Will.
I love it when he does that. I think do you?
Have any? Help so Mark and Will are like
devising a plan that they think will help the town.
You need help. I don't, I don't know, They're
like, who are these like they're like little researchers, like
trying to figure out like. Why is that?
What is that? What's their connection to
Freddy? I I forget already?
I I think OK, so from my understanding is Mark's older
brother died via Freddie. Via suicide.
The bathtub. But the bathtub thing.
But it was actually Freddie. OK.
So he's connected in that way. And I don't know Will's back
story, but Oh, no, Will saw Laurie's dad kill her mom even
though she thinks her mom died in a car accident.
And more will be revealed about that later.
Yeah. So they think that the cops and
Lori's dad are all in on it. Also, Lori's dad is a doctor.
Forgot to mention that. I don't know if they've
mentioned that in the movie. They kind of say it in passage.
Yeah, he works for like he works for.
He's like a higher up that works for a hospital.
He's not actually like a medical PHDI don't think he's he was.
But now he works for the higher ups like the.
Corporate. Corporate pushers, yeah.
Pen jammers no. The pen jammers.
Pen jammers. Pen jamming.
And now because it is a horror movie with we got to have a
party, young adults, we got to have a party.
And this looks like this one goes off.
Rave on. What?
A Cornhusker party? Well, yeah.
State. Are we in?
Are we in Nebraska? Ohio.
Oh, keep going. Where else?
I mean, there's people making out.
And it looks like and. Drinking.
In corn husk. It's the corn hub.
The corn. It's the corn hub.
Are we at a Clerb? Is this a clerb?
I was just going to say that is a good name for a Clerb.
If this is not, this is a Clerb scene.
The Husky Club. The Husky club, I'm into it.
A corn club you. You said that?
No, I don't know. Now it's.
Getting hub you. Said Corn Hub.
Beg your pardon, Sir? Corn Club.
Yeah, but this is the Corn Club. I love it.
I like all of the iterations. And it only plays corn music
that is remixed. That's hilarious.
Like corn. But make a dubstep, Yes, make a
house? Hell yeah, Dubstep.
A house made corn. Oh, a House of corn a.
House of corn, if you will. House of 1000.
Corns who? Keep going. 1000.
Corns, he's a great keep. That's just the Halloween
special, yeah. Just the Halloween month special
instead of it's just corn, Children of the corn.
Is so easy. There are actually children in
the corn, yes. So we're at this corn hustler
party. I forgot to mention this
character that literally doesn't matter, but he ends up being
part of like the bottom through so I have to mention him.
But Linderman is at this party, and I know you're like, who the?
Fuck. Oh yeah, Linderman.
And I also kept thinking that, I don't know, they mentioned him
in passing. And when he shows up, I was
like, am I supposed to care about this kid?
Yeah, we are. And like, no.
It doesn't matter. Yeah, well, he does.
He's a side character. He's just here.
He has an arc. He is there.
Sure, for sure. So Linderman's here and they
forced him to do a cake stand type.
They like beer boarding. Also, Linderman, I guess has a
big crush on Lori because of course she's like the virgin
main character, so everybody loves Lori and Kia's making fun
of him, to which Linderman gives it back to her.
Yeah, I guess. Well, maybe I could see her
facial expressions if your makeup wasn't so thick or
something stupid like that. You said that and I looked at
Jerry and I was like, what? It's like, not the fuck.
She does. She does not stand up for him,
for her, Lori. No, no, she.
She says. Nothing.
She just stands there. She.
Might as well should have whatever.
That's what her face. Said her face said all of that.
Yeah, she might as well just said that.
No, he didn't. Oh no, he didn't.
Should have said that dude. Oh my God.
So again, at this party, Will tries to interact with Lori and
they're trying to, like, have this serious conversation about,
you know, kids are dying and shit, but they keep getting
interrupted because it's apartheid.
Gibb. Remember that character from
earlier? We keep mentioning her.
She was wearing a Red Hat. Gibb I Gibb.
Why was that the name? I know that's supposed to
probably be her last name, but like Gibb?
Love it. That's all you gave me.
So Gibb literally just wanders out into the husks and what we
assume is she wanders out into the husks and falls asleep.
And like, sure, maybe that would happen, but like, why did she
wander out? They're just.
Oh, you. I mean, you've seen drunk
people. They just wonder.
Oh, you. Know they just stumble away and
you're in a cornfield. Yeah, they just stumble away
drunk people. And you're in a cornfield.
Yeah, you stumble away. So she starts seeing and hearing
Trey's voice, which would be pretty traumatizing if that were
really happening to you, and she keeps following him further and
further into the woods. Ultimately, she does end up in
Freddy's boiler room. I don't really love this scene
or what it insinuates, but we'll go over it very quickly.
Basically, Gibb is being tormented by Freddie in the
boiler room while simultaneously A fellow partygoer is
considering, I don't know, violating her body.
So. Yeah, and it's fucking weird.
I don't really like this. It made me feel really tense and
it made a scene that was like, I don't know, we're supposed to be
watching something entertaining and like, you may be tense for
all the wrong reasons and I don't like that, but basically.
It's just, it's a, it's a writing choice.
And I never really. Yeah, I'm like.
Standing for that. Did we have to allude to that?
Do we have to have the close up of the guy seeing the girl and
being like my opportunity and. Then it's also like.
Now, why is there always? Why do they always do that?
Well, so, yeah, thank you. It's like it that seems to come
up more and more and more. So it's either a pattern that
obviously works, but like why? Like why does it need to be in
there? The funny thing about this is I
do like the you can tell that the stuntman's in a padded flame
suit. Yeah, 'cause he's all massive.
After he's like totally lit up and.
So thankfully we avoid actually having to watch Lori or Gib get
violated. She is actually murdered by
Jason, which really pisses off Freddie.
He has her cornered. He's almost ready to take his
first victim when all of a sudden she is stabbed in
conjunction with the guy who was trying to essay her.
Too much power. And so that guy gets end up
thrown across the fucking hustle.
Like fuck that guy. No, yeah, we're, I mean shit.
Well, he got impaled, then thrown.
He was tossed, isn't he? Yeah.
Yeah, he got stabbed. To you and then he like.
Took the stick and threw him like he was one of those chucket
things with a, you know, the chuckets.
Yeah, like cornhole. Yeah, no, you know the the
things for the dogs. It's a long stiff.
That's called it's called Chuck it.
Yeah, it makes your arm longer. It's like he got thrown like
that dude. Oh do you know what he got?
Fucking Smash broed. Oh yeah.
Super Smash broed with the home run.
That slinky? Slingshot.
Yeah, word. He got curvied.
So Jason enters the party and he
is here for a good time. Yeah, Oh yeah, man, he's here
taking names and more kicking. Ass he actually takes some.
Takes some beer this one this time too.
So one kid approaches him and he's like, wow, you're really
big my man. And then throws what I assume is
a pitcher full of alcohol. Everclear.
They were just talking about it was Everclear, Yeah.
And tries setting Jason on fire, which it works but not in his
favor. So Jason is now this formidable
flaming God, and now he's on fire on top.
Of now he's a flaming demon. He's a flaming demon.
Just. What I need?
Yes, that's what we need is light like the cornfield on
fire. Yeah, I'm Jason.
I'm. Jason, not quite that.
Not flaming, Not that flaming. No, he's on fire.
He's actually on fire. Not on fire.
Like damn, you're on fire. Literally on fire.
Yes, he's burning your. Outfit looks.
Yeah. Is that your Halloween outfit is
fly? It's Bussin.
All right, I gotta get back on track.
It's not the first. I think it might be the first
time we've ever, said Bussin. Yeah, so we get a bussin
celebratory applause. I gotta never say Bussin again.
This is the only episode. I always thought that was
someone when they're like take I gotta, I gotta get bussin, like
get on the bus I gotta. Get busting.
Yeah, like I got to go, I got to go to home, I got to get on the
bus. I'm going to miss it.
I'm busting so. You I'm busting I here.
You serve someone a burger and they're like, that's busting.
Yeah. Like that should be on the bus.
Oh, do you want me to put in it to go back?
Like, Oh yeah, I guess it could be a good burger to go on the
bus, like travel, you know, it's a, it's a good burger for to
take them travel. It's a busting burger, you know,
I wouldn't say the eggs Benedict is bussing because that shit
would get cold. And how are you going to eat
eggs Benny on a bus? If I ever get on a bus and
someone's eating an eggs Benedict.
I think of Jerry, but. If they're getting like a like a
smoked salmon eggs Benedict on a bus.
No, I'm a you'd have. To have, you'd have to have a.
I'm going to ask for my money back and I'm leaving.
Or you can sit down on an airplane someone's eating.
Eggs. You know what?
You could do it.
What if you had it in one hand and then you had one of those
like sporks things? Yeah.
So you could kind of like. Or what if you had it in a cone?
Oh, now you're talking eggs on the top.
So you just eat it and it like drips into the cone.
OK. And the cone is like a fried
egg. I hate the visual idea of what
that would look like. Please don't eat an eggs.
But it didn't. And an ice cream cone.
Oh. My gosh, will you make me Jerry?
Will you make me an egg Benedict?
In the hallway. Will you make me an egg Benedict
burrito? It's like a dipped dipped cone.
Jerry, Jerry, make me an eggs Benedict burrito all right, with
hollandaise dipping sauce. Dude hollandaise, it's you have
to eat that shit quick. That.
Sounds fire, doesn't it? Yeah, an egg you need.
To do that, no, no, no. Eggs Benedict burrito.
Wrap up, make an egg burrito. And then just the hollandaise on
the side. Chop up the English muffin.
No. Well, yeah, sure.
I mean, work it into a burrito. Yeah, or make, you know, flatten
out the English muffin and make it that into the burrito.
Oh, now you're talking? No, wrap that shit in a burrito.
The English muffins. Yes.
Toast them so they're crispy in there.
So when you're eating a burrito, it's crispy, yes.
You. Need to take this out of the
podcast so that no one steals this idea.
This is actually a very good idea.
Yes, Jerry, I need an egg Benedict.
Burrito I I also. Like ice cream cone, eggs
Benedict burrito. Oh.
My God, do it. Do that dipped ice cream cone.
Yeah. Can't get over Jason.
Yeah. Flame it.
It's kind of the hey. Camp Crystal Live.
So, Jason? That that would be Jason.
Yeah. From the from the SNL skit.
Oh my God. Do you think that's how Jason
laughs? If he ever did, he's flaming
like if he's on. Fire lost Porsche, by the way.
Yeah. That's.
She's gone. Doofy's back.
OK. I'm fine, it's fine all.
Right, we're good. Jason terrorizes through the
rest of the Cord party. Clerb.
Clerb.
Corn is slow. It's not popping anymore.
It's so much. Better when we say it.
Clerb Corn. Clerb.
Corn Club. Kern, Kern, Kern.
So yeah, Jason is on fire. He freaks everybody out, so
everybody splits, but he does get a good few kills in before
he leaves. I would like to mention that I
think there's one guy who at one point is wearing a baseball cap
and gets. Murdered and glasses.
And the yeah, and then pops up in a in a bucket hat and also.
Gets murdered, but. It's the same guy I.
Swear to God. It looks like the same guy.
Just like slightly different hat and yeah, they.
Exchanged his accessories and shit.
But I made Jerry rewind it and we were, we were pretty adamant.
So like, please tell me if you find this man.
But I swear to God, he he died twice.
It's when he goes on his swinging rampage in the middle
of everyone. Yeah.
Hits the guy with a beer. It's around that.
Part I'm going to rewatch it. Just that scene, not the whole
fucking. Movie.
Yeah. It was like you just saw it.
You don't have to. This movie is not that deep.
So Will ends up driving Kia home and drops her off.
By the way, nothing happens to Kia.
So I'm like, is she even really affected by any of those?
Why is she in this movie? But anyway, that's neither here
nor there. Lori and him try to have this
conversation and he reveals how he saw her dad kill her mom even
though she thought she died in a car accident.
And this is when Lori's dad comes out literally swinging.
He pulls Lori out of that car and tries to suffocate Will and
he's like, you're. Not going to ruin my family.
OK. It's not like attempted murder.
It's attempted murder and aren't they all?
Very casual about it. Aren't they all kids?
Yeah, that's why he only, he only does kill kids, right?
No, no, no, I meant Lori's dad. When she's like suffocating
Will, I'm like, this is. A child like 18.
Well, they're going to high school, so like 1718.
He could be. It doesn't matter.
He's just why He's a minor. He's a high schooler.
Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't think that's OK.
Serious, my God. And so Lori ends up throwing
like a bitch pic that kind of ends the conflict.
She storms inside and Will is able to get away.
Once inside she asked dad. She asked her dad about her mom
and like he doesn't want to talk about it and just keeps telling
her to go to fucking sleep and she's like I.
Don't want to sleep, Dad? I don't want to do it.
You can't tell me. Get your Dick butt upstairs.
Basically. And so of course they're
fighting still and she ends up, she basically ends up Dawson's
creaking out of her bedroom window to catch up with Will
once again. I don't wanna wait.
There's a lot of Dawson's creaking it happening in this
movie 'cause that's how Will saw Laurie's dad kill her mom
because he was lurking in her bedroom window.
And I get why my parents weren't really into two-story houses
now. Climbing up the terrace.
Yeah, I don't think my parents were like fans of that, You
know, that that line in 10 Things I Hate About You, where
he's like all those Dawson's Rivers kids.
Yeah, all those. Sleeping in each other's
bedrooms like my parents very much felt like that too, so.
Dawson's Rivers Kids. Dawson's Rivers kids in in a
side tangent. It's very, very small.
Very they recently performed live on stage who for like a 20
year reunion the Dawson's Creek most.
Oh yeah, I saw something about that, Yeah.
And they all sang the song. Together were they all there?
Theme song together. It's not everyone, but like
Joshua Jackson was there busy Phillips was.
There OK but way? Holmes was there like, oh, oh,
you know what? It was to benefit cancer and
also for James Van Der Beek, who is actively battling cancer
right now. So he was not there, but pretty
much everybody else was there. Like Michelle Williams was
there. Like he's kind of kind of a big
dude. But they sang the song together.
Oh my gosh. Sarah McLachlan who?
That's not stop by. Sarah McLachlan by.
The way Mariah Carey what? It's giving Sarah McLachlan so
after she meets back up with will he says that they have to
go speak to the expert mark and you know what that means it's
time for good vibrations. It's time for Mark today.
You've. Got to be.
I'm sorry you got you got to go. Once again this did he.
Was anybody else like triggered by this scene and felt like oh
am I watching Final Destination again?
Why? The bathroom.
Yeah, the bathroom. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
'cause I like the the CNN final destination.
Oh yeah. It reminded me of that a lot,
yeah. Same vibes bathroom give off
those kind of true, yeah. Didn't love it?
Maybe it's pretty. It's yeah, it's pretty like it
gets the back of the knees weak. Yeah, it's a little weird.
I don't know Foot feet thing and like it.
Also gave me like an IT thing. Oh, oh, OK, I could see that.
Too, you know, they bring back the the dead guy that comes
under the bed and he's like his friend who was in like, high
school, the bully that's in the mental institution.
Yeah, because of it. So unfortunately, Will and Lori
get there just a little bit too late.
Mark is tormented by Freddie with his older brother, whom I'm
assuming is someone from another sequel.
I don't know if it's the original character or not.
If someone knows, please let us know in the comments.
But he ultimately does die by Freddie's hand, leaving the
message literally like, burned, boiled into his skin.
Skin. Into his skin.
Freddie is back. Well, because he decides.
You know what, fuck off. I'm not delivering your message.
Oh yeah, which I don't think that would have kept him alive
anyway. I think it I I personally think
it would have. Oh, you think it would have kept
him alive at least a little bit longer to get the message?
That's what I'm saying. I would have been, I'm like,
gosh, I'll tell him, I'll tell everyone about you, that you're
coming back, all that. At least it would have been
like, I'm not doing it and then I die.
At least he's like fine. And like, like let's me go,
yeah, so that I can tell everyone.
And he's like, if you don't, I'll get you and you go to
sleep. But then by that time, we'll
have. Hypnosis.
Yeah.
You know. Fair, good point it.
Is a very valid point. If he lets you go, but that's
just, I mean, either way you're gonna die.
So why not say yeah, I'll tell him.
Back at the police station. Yeah, exactly.
I agree. So back at the police station,
the main sheriff threatens the deputy Stubbs, this is the guy
from earlier. And he's, you know, like a.
Deputy incompetent. Yeah, that's like looking into
it and stuff. But he's new to the Force, so
nobody gives a shit. And the sheriff threatens him
and says, you know, if he he can't be like the hero, they
have to, like, be very specific about he who shall not be named
Voldemort. Yeah, They literally give him
that kind of reputation. He won't say his name in there.
He's like, how dare you? Yeah, you.
Don't want to bring him back. Deputy Stubbs is bringing up
Jason, who? I was like, oh, I thought they
were talking about Freddie and I was like, do they also know
about Jason? And I'm like, this is all in the
same fucking town. It's kind of like in Scream when
they like don't tell no one talks about what happened with.
The first. Or no one talks about brood.
Yeah, or like, and then when then they started making the
movies about it. Yeah.
You know, in the movie, within the movie.
Yeah. You're the dude playing another
dude. This guy says another dude.
Step right? I love that role.
So Stubbs ends up leaving. He's upset by being turned down
by the sheriff and knows he's going to have to do things his
own way. Going out of my own boys.
I don't know why they gave this guy a fucking storyline, but
whatever, he has one so Stubbs ends up he's.
A character that has to die. Yeah, he's just he's I agree.
Here. Yeah, to be here.
Bye. Yeah, bye.
I don't care. He's.
Doesn't. He's not very helpful.
No, he actually kind of make things worse.
Yeah, a little bit. He ends up crashing the little
hangout. All the high school kids are
having their chat about what to do about the mysterious serial
killers allegedly in town, and Stubbs gives us the obligatory
origin story about Jason. So they give the back story
about Camp Crystal Lake and his mom and this entity.
And like how? He was bullied and he was
murdered by the kid. The lifeguards weren't paying
attention. Yeah.
So we get all of that meanwhile while they're having this kind
of 70s Show style conversation, but like with No Smoke, it's
like it's really that it's that scene.
Oh yeah, it's totally That 70s Show with the spinning table.
Except it's not as interesting to look at.
I don't know. I didn't really love this scene.
I just don't. It's too like we have to say
this and we have to say this and we have to say this so that we
can go and do this and it's. Kind of just a setup.
It's a roundabout. Very good distinction.
Well, you would now you're from London.
Thank you. I would.
So while all of this is happening, Lori is actually
chilling on the sofa and she ends up falling asleep.
Now, while she's asleep, she ends up getting tormented by
Freddie. But what's interesting about
this one is that when they eventually wake her up, she's
able to pull. She was holding on to Freddie's
ear and she was able to pull it back into their reality.
This is where the movie got. Jerry, what does it mean?
This is what where the movie got me again, where I was like,
wait, now I'm interested. OK, now it's not just all set up
and like death set up death. Like, oh, we're going somewhere
with. This into the real.
World all I heard was you can add that soundtrack to when she
comes out pulling his ear. I wish the real world would
just. Stop.
That song was like playing in my head when I saw that scene.
Oh, I like it a lot. So from there, with this new
found piece of information, they have conducted somewhat of a
plan. It kind of unfolds over time.
So I'll just unfold it as it unfolds for us.
But the Scooby gang get into their shag wagon.
What is this van? Explain this van to me.
Yeah, it's supposed to be like the Scooby the the the Scooby
Mystery Machine. Well, the 18 vents.
Yeah, the 18 van or the van from Clerks?
But it doesn't even have like. Mystery features or anything
like there's nothing cool. About there's like a purple
ambient lighting. Portion he has lighting.
Yeah, that's about it. There's.
Like some. Neon inner inner glow.
And he has seating. Oh, and he does have seating.
There's an engine. OK, I'm done.
With you, OK, but we're talking more like creature comfort.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if there's like
hydraulics or a good system. No, the walls are furry.
It's a furry wall, the whole the whole thing's covered in carpet
that. Movie right now, yeah.
So he's he stuck in the 70s? Is that a 70s?
Look at that. The walls are carpet.
Look at that. It's like I feel like it's side
of the dog mobile in dumb and Dumber but reversed.
Correct. Word.
I feel like it's hot in there a bit.
Creepy too. Yeah, yeah, it probably stinks.
Oh well, with Jason right there, like there's no way that man
smells good. Well besides him not smelling
good, I'm saying in general that thing probably soaks up every
smell they have in that van. And you know that Van is seen
as. Someone who paints a van like
that is definitely not a not not a weed smoker.
So they're definitely hop boxing that van and it's soaking into
the carpets, into their sag carpets.
So the Scooby Gang is off to Weston Hills to get Hypnos in.
They realize that part of the reason they have staved off
seeing Freddie is the fact that they don't remember their
dreams, which must be within this special medicine.
So they head off towards the mental institution.
Like I said, mental institutions were like a staple of horror
movies, and I'm really glad we're starting to get away from
that 'cause I don't, I don't think it's a good connotation.
It's been played out, hasn't. It yeah, I don't think we need
to do that. Why?
Because not all mental health issues have anything to do with
supernatural terrors. And I feel like it it less
legitimizes people with actual disorders and just makes them
seem like crazy like. Split.
Yeah, and it's like, it's not like that.
Like they're dealing with they're just having a mental
health issue. Has nothing to do with murderers
and all of this junk. So will Lori and Kia
investigate? Sorry, I wrote her name down.
So I was like, what? Who's that?
They investigate some of the inner workings and back rooms of
the fucking mental institution where they find a bunch of
people who were overdosed on hypnosis and they're just
keeping them. They're in a coma, in a coma
vegetative state, in a backroom. Until what?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like what is this?
It wears off. Well, they can't stop dreaming,
they said, so they just stay there until Freddy kills them.
I don't know. If Freddy gets there, yeah.
If he ever knows, they're dreaming.
And since when do coma patients need to have like fuzzy things
on their eyes? Also, how does he know who he
chooses that he's picking the dream?
Is he like, oh, someone's dreaming right now?
I'm going to go get him. Fear.
And also, it's all about fear. It's like, yeah, I'm like,
that's a lot of people dreaming simultaneously.
And do all of them know about Freddie?
Are we? They all, they all were presumed
that they all knew. They all in a coma.
I think it says they says they took too much.
I think they were forced it. Test subjects.
That too trying to get the
balance right. Meanwhile, they leave the
Stoner. By the way, there's been some
new characters that are introduced and I don't know
their names. But they were gonna die.
It doesn't matter, they're gonna die.
So one of them is the Stoner. Don't know his name but they.
Leave. He's hitting blinkers.
They. Leave him to watch the cameras
and we get, OK, this is this has got to be the worst usage of CGI
in a movie maybe ever, maybe ever.
Maybe. So the stoner's in there, he's
watching the cameras and he smokes a little doobie and then
he gets. Revelant.
Revelant are. You OK?
It's time appropriate? What?
What's the word I'm trying to think of?
Relevant. Yes, Jesus, I'm supposed.
To ask, are you having a seizure?
Yeah, a little bit. No.
What was it relevant? It's relevant.
Relevant. Jesus.
It's of that time period. My gosh, just carry.
On just yeah, I'm just let, just let it go.
It's OK, Let it. Go on my.
Way. So he gets distracted by his
chronic weed and also what is this Freddy the smoke bug?
Yes, I. Don't know what?
The fuck that thing. Is but the hookah worm the
hookah worm? It's like the trying to be the
worm from. It looks Beetlejuice.
Wonderland. Yeah, it does look a bit like
that dude. The Caterpillar.
He has a hookah too. You know the Caterpillar from
Alice in Wonderland? Far creepier than the The
Cheshire Cat is far creepier than whatever this worm thing
is. Yeah, but this, yeah, this worm
thing is weird. Yeah, but it's, I can't get
behind it. It looks it's.
What? It's what Freddie does, though.
It's bad. It's bad.
The CGI is just oh, it's awful. Oh my God, it's so I.
Want my money back? It's really bad.
Like the first time I saw this even like at 17 or whatever, I
whenever I watch this for the first time, I was like, what
the? And this guy, I feel like it's
definitely has the same mannerisms as Jay from Jay
inside with Bob. Oh yeah, Linda Carbon copy Yeah.
I feel like he's a carbon copy of that guy.
So. Come on, brother.
So unfortunately for the Stoner, he quickly gets my finger on it.
I would say that he's possessed by Freddie, or Freddie at least
gets control over him. He gets him into the room where
all the hypnosin is, and he ends up dumping all the sleeping
pills, thus preventing them from being able to stay awake.
And he continues to be controlled by Freddie all the
way up to the point that Jason, Jason, yeah, arrives and he has
a little bit of a showdown with him.
But ultimately, the Stoner kid does die.
Sadly, Oh big sad. Yes, Stoner kid stabs him in the
neck. And does he get slice in half
or? Something.
Yeah, but he But he's being possessed by Freddie.
So when he's being with us by Freddie, he runs up and stabs
him with some sleeping aid in his neck so that he can stop
killing the teens because Freddie's like, hey, they're
mine. He's had enough.
That's right, that's right. I forgot about to add that.
Part These kids are mine these. Kids are mine.
That's weirdly never should be yelling that in any kind of.
No, not. I'm just saying that's what.
Yeah, please don't take that out of context and.
Clip that. I was like, Oh my God, do not
clip that. So Freddie and Jason are kind of
going at it and they end up going into Freddie's world so he
can finish. Jason World my world now bitch.
Sorry, because he no longer needs him.
He's strong enough to kill kids on his own, so like, bye.
Yeah, he. Tries to mess him up.
Jesus, like, OK. Girl OK bye bitch.
OK bye bitch let's get some shifts.
So the crew head down to OK so the crew came up with another
plan and I don't know when they were thinking of this plan but
it just happens. So the crew decides to take the
drug Jason and head to Camp Crystal.
I know where they got the. Idea in in hopes that putting
Jason on his own stomping grounds would give him the
leverage he needs to kill Freddie off.
In the real world, yes. In the world, yeah.
It's so simple when you say it like that.
And yeah. How did we get here?
Well, they got the idea. Have you got a movie portion?
OK, when you guys need help, Cop walked in on them and.
Just instantly died. Yeah.
And they walked in and he told them about the story about Jason
Voorhees. Yeah, and all that.
That's where they got the idea, which in funny theory is if they
live that close to Camp Crystal Lake, wouldn't they know that
that's where he's from and that's where Jay that's that
could. Be.
Yeah, when they have heard about that, Laura, also a long time
ago. Like that's why I was like,
wait, Camp Crystal Lake and Elm Street are in the same town?
Yeah, like next block over. Is scream like a mile away like.
It's not far. Yeah, this.
Is right after the scene. Don't they travel there to Camp
Crystal Lake? Yeah.
Yeah, so then it doesn't seem like they drive for more than.
Not very far, no. It's like it's a.
Crash right before and the sign says CAMP Crystal Lake, couple
miles or whatever ahead. So I want to say when they crash
that van, The funny thing is, is one of them says Camp Crystal
Lake, it's a couple miles this way, you know, let's get them
there or whatever. Even though the van's flipped,
they can't get it there. So they run that way.
But when they when they start, when they say it's that way,
they turn and run the opposite direction.
Of the camp. If you watch it, they run the
opposite way of the camp. They were faking themselves.
Out that way and then they go to fucking left.
It's like what? Two quick things.
So one is there's a point in when they're in the van right
before the accident where like they don't think Jason is like
breathing because there's water coming out of his mask for no
reason. By the way, he and Freddie are
having a fight in his nightmare. So there's two things going on
simultaneously, but they all sit around and they're like
someone's got to give him mouth to mouth and.
She. Gets nominated in the worst way.
Why did they do this as like is this a joke?
Yeah, that's so. Weird.
And like my girl, my girl is going to take one for the team.
And like, bless her. Like I got.
Let me tell you, I he she lifted that mask and I said hail never.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, absolutely fucking not. Absolutely over my.
I would rather him kill me. He, he, you can Take Me Out with
that machete right now. I will have this motherfucker
wake up. I'm not going anywhere near that
mouth. He's been underwater for how
long? Too long?
No. Has he taken Listerine?
That. Thank you my guy.
When was the last time you brushed your chompers?
#2 When did the deputy die because I missed it?
I don't have it in my notes. I don't remember it when.
When did he die? 20 minutes ago.
How? Jason like hacks him and it like
goes into a computer and. They go and they electrocute
him, then he grabs him as he tries to run away.
That's a crappy ending or like crappy death for him and that's
probably why I didn't remember it.
But those last words were. I need help.
Do you need help? Help.
What do you think? Are you sure?
I can't help. OK, so now that now that we.
Oh, right before the fucking. Badly.
Right before the big van accident also.
OK, so the plan is that Lori is also going to go to sleep, but
only for 15 minutes, 15 minutes. Better wake me up.
Yep, and she's going to set a timer on her real world watch
which what she will have in the dream world.
Obviously. And she's she's.
Sending them in like Inception style.
So like, fuck Jason up. Yeah.
She's shitting. Me.
Jay Ception. And then obviously she's going
to pull Freddie out in 15 minutes.
Jason will kill him and everything is going to be all OK
and you. Just see Leo.
DiCaprio in the background, he's like.
We have to get to the dream within another.
Dream. He's just like firing in the
background. This does feel very inception.
There are points where I'm like, where are we?
Oh yeah, I mean, what? Are we doing?
That's funny because in South Park episode of Inception.
In Sheepsen. In.
Sheepsheen or whatever they brought.
Freddie was in the dream sequence.
Oh, was he? Yeah.
They got Freddie to come. I remember that.
They got Freddie to kill Woodsy the owl.
I do remember that. So Lori is supposed to get woken
up in 15 minutes, but ah shucks, they missed.
They missed the 15 minute mark. So she's having a full on
meltdown while inside of a nightmare being like, wake me
the fuck up. You had what?
You had one job? We talked about this on our
Nightmare on Elm Street episode. Yes, but you had one job.
But she wasn't even grabbing onto him yet, so why was she
saying wake me up anyway? Yeah, I was thinking that too.
Like he was across the hallway and the thing the floor was
doing. Like the.
Snake thing. And I was like, why, girl,
you're not prepared. You can't handle this.
What's going? Why, yeah, I'm like, you're not
even in the vicinity, girl. What they need to do is put her
asleep and then like time it and then like be like OK you take
your timer in with your dream world too hopefully and then set
15 minutes and then and then right before the 15 minute timer
goes off stab her in the heart with adrenaline so it wakes her
up. Because the alarm will go off
and then with along with the adrenaline you bolt upright
wake. Up like maybe 5 seconds after
the alarm goes off so she has time to grab him or whatever
she's doing. And then hopefully when you wake
her up she has him. Yeah, by stabbing her with
adrenaline. Yeah, that's how I would do it.
Not just like slap bitch slap her like a slap competition.
Yeah, the the. Amount of slapping in this movie
makes me feel like Dana White had something to do with it.
It made me feel like no one knew how to, like, properly wake
someone up. I was like, why don't you put
him in the shower or something? Or like, yeah, but you know, if
you really can't wake someone up, I'm like, there are other
measures, but you guys are just being like.
Wake up, wake, wake up. Slapping them around and like
that. Hey, Lori, wake up.
Wake up, Lori. It's like the dad wake up Lori.
No South. Park No.
It's the dad from the High School Musical level.
Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap and.
That's slap snap you again. I'm Jason.
I'm Jason, but people call me
Jason. So they still can't get Lori
awake, and now Freddie is tormenting her, but she's able
to pull him out just as like he's about every time a girl is
about to get violated somehow, they're awoken.
So like, thank you for saving me from that, yes.
I mean, it's a bare minimum. It's rough out here in these
streets. So Elm Street, they're all at
Camp Crystal Lake at some point. They're in like a cabin.
Yeah, in the cabin. In the woods.
In the woods A. Cabon a cabon.
A cabon. A.
Cabon. So Jason finds them and then
like, sets fire to the cabin. There's a lot of things
happening. We're gonna this is a power
runs. I do want to say 1 scene in this
movie where nerd boy gets thrown against the wall.
After whoa whoa whoa. His name is Lindemann.
Yes, Linderberg. Put some respect on his name,
yeah, for. Real Linderberg.
Linderberg. Linderman, he gets hit after
after he charges after he charges Jason and gets thrown
into a wall. Man gets dusted.
But as he's getting thrown in midair, he gets slammed against
the wall. That's not him.
I just want you to know in this still.
That looks like bad by him. So he gets thrown into a wall
and on the wall has like a shelf thing, you know, and he gets
stabbed in the back and he's twisted what kills him and you
see it all bloody and stuff. But in the shot of his stunt
double getting thrown back, there's absolutely nothing on
the wall. And then?
Movie mistake. Yeah, and then when he hits it,
it's there. Watch.
Oh yeah, there was nothing on the.
Wall. There was literally nothing on
the wall, and that's more CGI blood and I don't know why, but
it pisses me off. Yeah, I don't.
Want CGI? Blood at.
All yeah, like. I'm an old school just.
Make fake blood like that looks more legit than whatever the
fuck this is. Yeah.
Oh, that's what ultimately wakes up Lori Is the fire the.
Fire does. Makes sense.
So yeah, Kia and Linderman, Will and Lori, they're all in the
cabin. Kia and Linderman are able to
escape, but like Jerry mentioned, Linderman is severely
injured. He's not going to make them too
much longer. Eventually, Will and Lori are
able to make it out as well. And like I just mentioned, Lori
is awoken by fire getting on her hands.
So that all kind of worked itself out during this time.
Freddie and Jason continue to fight.
We don't get a ton of scenes of them fighting, in my opinion.
So do you guys wanna remark about this one particularly?
I like this like. 3 It's a good fight.
I do, but OK, here's the scene where I thought there might have
been like a Mandela Effect or I'm trippin.
Probably just trippin. So we're gonna start with that.
OK. I think I remember specifically
the song by El Nino, If I could only Live or whatever, that
that's the song that comes in on the credits.
Not from. Oh, OK, and.
Playing during this scene. I remember it playing right when
they start fighting in the cabin for the first time.
I bet you it's the trailer. I it's no it it it.
Could be you see it? Could be, it might be in the
trailer. That is a good point, damn it.
Could be. But I just check it later.
I bet, I bet. We'll check up on that, Bernice.
We could check that. Niece.
My girlfriend, niece, What's up B?
What up B Big B? Big B.
So yeah, they have a very fiery, explosive fight in there.
Meanwhile, Linderman tells Kia to go get help while he bleeds
out on a tree stump. So justice for Linderman.
I guess so, so sad. It is his death is kind of sad
because it's just like a slow. Painful.
Yeah, he bled out. Yeah, like that sucked.
And like he didn't. Even get the girl he didn't.
Even really need to be part of this.
He didn't have. He wasn't having nightmares.
No, like you know how he. He volunteered for this position
You. Just want to be closer to.
Work not getting severance, pray.
What did he He ran at him with a flagpole, stabbed him a little
bit and then got. Killed.
Dusted. By a by a wall mount for a shelf
when he could have just ran out the door and went home.
For real, never affected. Pretty much.
You know. You've got to save.
Oh, sorry, the. Words can remember.
You've got to save the blonde girl.
Yeah, anything to save the blonde.
That's what it's for. That's what it matters at the
end of the day. So Kia scream queen Kia.
Unfortunately, slash Kelly Rowland will also meet her
demise next. I I don't want to.
I didn't want to spend the whole movie ragging on this, but like.
This shit's hilarious. Yo Kelly Rowland in this movie.
Brilliant acting. Yeah, we'll go with that.
Excellent, excellent. The taunting of Freddy at the
end. Week Painful to watch.
Who? Weak sauce.
Big time weak sauce. No disrespect, No disrespect.
She's. She no all the disrespect.
I love, I love her so much. I don't know if this was her
medium. But it was her first outing.
And last. No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just. Kidding, I really like she's
done some Hallmark movies. Of course she has.
She's got a whole Hallmark series.
No thanks. True, but her last her death
scene was pretty bad. We've.
Never fucking hilarious. We've never made it through any
of her Christmas movies. But one day we might.
We will. No, you won't.
Yeah, this Christmas we're gonna we're gonna sign up for the
Hallmark thing and try to win the money.
We should try to do that. Oh, should we do Super Bowl?
Should I do the same thing? I'm doing a like.
Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the Stars, Fantasy
league with my friends and now I'm on a roll and I'm like, oh,
what else can I do this week? Yeah, if you want to join it.
I think I want to do it with real money though, like 5 bucks
a piece on whatever. You bet no.
Maybe. Maybe.
I'm kind of down, you know, like some of you do at a Super Bowl
party. Sure.
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'm just into this whole like I get I get fantasy leagues now.
Like I understand bigger board. This is.
Bigger. Luck.
I'm in one with my brother in the UK and some other friends
and we're back home. For, for football, for.
Football. Yeah, nice.
Is that football? Well, it's on the, it's on the
phone, but. You said you and your brother
from where? The UK.
The yuck. Oh, oh the.
Thank you, Portia. Oh, sorry, sorry, it's been so.
Long like the Clerb, it's the Ek.
It's been way too long. It's been a while.
Yeah.
This fight scene is. That is the most millennial song
of the millennial. Song it should have been, isn't
it? Is it?
Don't. Don't we all collectively know
that? I know like it might have
preceded some of us, but like we all collectively know the.
Song. Somewhere, some place, sometime,
someone has heard that. I'm on the edge, yes, well, 6
feet from the room. I'm thinking, Oh my God.
Maybe 6 feet. OK, I'm done.
But yes, you're right. Thank you.
Thank you for that. So moving on, Kia, Kia is our
Kia is our next victim. She gets taken out by Jason by
just a like a swift like head cut honestly.
No, it was just a swat to the tree.
Oh, Oh yeah, that's right. She just gets falling.
Into yeah, 'cause she was like talking mad.
Shit, yeah. But she has.
Fuck that shit's. Funny, I mean, she did.
She did get fucking launched. Oh yeah, it's.
WWED. That's what Jason is.
It's pure power. And honestly, if I was only ever
in one movie in my whole life, I hope it would be a horror movie.
So this. Isn't the worst one.
There's no there's no way you can't film shit like this and
not have a little fun. It seems like fun.
I do want to rewind for a second
and so take you guys back to the scene.
Do you remember when they were fighting in?
Jason was fighting in his dream with Freddie, and we realized
that Jason's scared of water. Yeah.
He's standing in front of the. Waterfall, whatever, it's really
well done. It's important, it is, but it
doesn't make sense because back in the original 1985 or 80,
whatever one that one, he kills people in the water and has no
problem doing it in the lake. Oh, so the fear of.
The fear of water. Something they introduced.
Very random. OK, only because he drowned.
Because he drowned. That's just kind of like added
in. I really don't know.
He kills people in water in several movies.
And also it doesn't matter because he's undead.
Like I think it I think it goes without saying he's not really
human, just like Freddie is not really human.
They're entities. So like drowning is no longer an
issue. So like, why would he care?
Is not an issue. Bringing it back up as a trauma
related fear for Freddie to get a boner.
Often hides underneath the dock to get people.
They changed it in the movie specifically because Freddie got
into his head and made him think that's was that was.
Because that's how Freddie gets his power with fear.
That's true. So there's manipulation going
on, and Jason is susceptible to that.
And he knows that he drank. He's not very devout.
But you also have to understand, like, he's like, what?
He's wouldn't know if he was scared of it, he would be scared
of it. So yeah, you would know that
there would be more. Consistency in there, I agree
with you on that. Unless we're wrong.
Well, maybe. I don't remember the old.
I don't. Remember the old one that he
does he kills people in. Water.
No, I remember that, but I don't know if he.
Has a fear of water, sure. I haven't seen the the.
Series of fears never mentioned. So it might be new for this.
Yeah, that's. What I'm thinking?
So Freddie and Jason continue to fight, and Will is trying to get
Lori to leave, but she says, I'm not leaving until I see Freddie
die. I'm not gonna know her.
And it was at this come from, it was at this point that I was
like, holy shit. I like this girl.
Yeah, I was on the fence about her.
I'm not gonna lie. She's kind of like she's she's
not my favorite final girl. But in this moment when she gets
fired up at the end, I was like, oh fuck yeah, That's the fire I
was looking for. It makes me think they shot that
scene in a a few different ways, but I wish I don't know.
It seems like a final arc. A very it seems very quick for
her to go from Lori the I'm the wet blonde with a big chest
running around like to go from that to then very quickly.
I want to see him dark. It well yeah, get your.
Freddie, get your bone back and saw.
Get your bone face somewhere. To me it seems very quick, but I
mean, sure. I mean, it's a win and she's got
the adrenaline pumping and she wants to see Freddie die.
Yeah, I I understand where you're coming from in both
parts, because it is. Oh yeah, that too.
Yeah. She, she wants revenge.
Yeah, she's got, she's got, she's.
Got stakes in the game? There's the MO.
So she and will. Chips are on the table bars.
So she will end up kind of putting things together to set
the dock on fire while Freddie and Jason continued to fight
down the docks. What you guys think about their
fight in like that kind of factory area and then along the
dock? Thoughts.
I thought the factory area was pretty cool.
It's a good fight. I I might have taken back what I
thought about it being short. It's also, I forgot to mention
and I, I know this happened quite a while ago, but it's so
important and that we bring it up.
But when Jason is in Freddy's nightmare and he's getting the
the ping pong, the the the. Bounced around by Freddy?
Is that called? Pinball.
Yeah, the pinball. Thank you.
The pinball scene, that was the most expensive scene of the
movie. I'm pretty sure that's all CGI.
They tried to do it realistically, but I don't think
it worked so they had to do. That's the type of shit my dad
liked. Was that the sounds of the
pinball machine when he was hitting it?
Yeah. Like that's funny.
It's hilarious. That made him laugh.
But yeah, what do you guys overall think about the fights
in the movie? I enjoyed them.
I I wish. That's why I wanted to have a
second one. It was kind of like watching
like a nowadays, if you'd see it'd be like The Rock versus
someone in a movie. In a team up, yeah.
Yeah, like fighting someone in a movie.
No, I might take back what I said earlier about the fight
scenes, being sure. I think it's good.
I think it's well paced. I mean, Freddy gets his licks
in, Jason gets absolutely fucked up at the factory.
So many times I think it's kind of fun to watch a guy that big
or a villain that big get terrorized.
Yeah, and to almost seem like Freddie's winning and and
beating him down and wearing him down.
But, you know, lo and behold, it's Jason.
He can't really. It never seemed to keep him down
for long. No, not if it if it takes him
down. He also did it to himself.
Freddie brought him back so. Yeah, he brought.
He kind of deserves the ass whipping.
Yeah, and. Freddie got taken out by the
thing he brought back. Can I be so for real?
The the pinball scene is the only scene where I'm like, I
don't like this. It makes it corny.
Yeah, I think it's too a little too corny.
It's very. Yeah, just just that scene, just
just that one. I think the rest of their
fighting is super fun. I'm.
Thinking it's too far for Freddie, but maybe, yeah.
It's 'cause he's not a dream you got to remember.
And it's also the way it looks. Yeah, it looks.
Just. The CGI in this movie did not
make it out very well. That first portion was like, is
this movie 3D ever? And I was like, no, you would.
Have said they kept. Asking 'cause I was like it
feels so 3D and weird. Like it should have been, but
it. Wasn't it doesn't feel natural,
so Will and like I said earlier, Lori and Will set the dock on
fire while they continue to have their fight.
Freddie So they're able to explode the dock, basically.
They they, I don't know where they got all of this.
Air, they got gas and then from the explosives they got pro gas
from the propane tank thing yes a.
Boat so you just have randomly on docks?
Yes, they're always there. As you always do, it's a.
Staple for a dock blew up, especially in a horror movie.
And it looks like they blew both of them away.
Like they literally get blown off the dock in like a fiery.
Blaze. So it seems like everything is
good, but then Freddie of course comes back for one final scare,
but he ends up getting stabbed by Jason with his own claw
through his back, which is pretty different.
So like we see the claws like in front of him.
That looks really dope and at first I think it was.
Jason with the glove and I was like, oh.
It was on his left hand. No, that's right.
The claw, Yeah, It's on his right hand, yeah.
Yeah, huh. So that means like his hands
like this? Yeah.
And like you, he could literally just gave himself daps.
Yeah, pretty much. Like.
You. Right.
See dude, Good one. Good game.
Good game, hit the showers. Daped himself up.
And then we get my favorite, favorite, favorite line of the
whole movie. Lori picks up Jason's machete
and she says welcome to my world, bitch.
And then chops off his fucking head.
Yes, And I said that with her, 'cause I was like, this is the
one part I fucking remember. About whose world is it Jason's
or hers 'cause they keep saying it was Jason's world when they
brought back Freddie to. It is.
So is it Jason? 'S or her?
World it's Jason and Laurie's world cause Jason kills people
in real life, not in not in dreams.
And so does so technically so does Laurie.
She's a murderer. Murderer.
She's switched teams. Yeah, murderer.
She she kills, she kills pedos. So in one final, final final
scene, we see fog rolling over the lake.
And. Jason.
Calm. Majestic.
Majestic, one might say. Still, as Jason comes slowly
walking out of the water with Freddie's head in hand.
And just as we get real close to Freddie's head, he winks at us
to let us know he's never really dead.
The cut is really. Weird.
That's why he needed a sequel. It was begging for one.
It ends on such a Cliff. Ends on like.
Jason wins. Chef's kiss.
Jason wins. It's a good ending.
It's a good ending though. It's a good ending.
Jason wins. He's carrying Freddy because
he's like. But when does he ever take
trophies with him? No, I think it's more than that.
I think it's like he sees something in Freddy.
He's like we could be. Pals.
Yeah, 'cause he. He's not like, you know, he's
not. I mean, if they worked it, if
they worked it out, in theory they could work as a team.
Do we walk like Donkey Kong and Diddy but the OR wario and?
Luigi Yeah, Diddy. Sorry.
And Donkey. Donkey Kong.
Yeah, Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong.
Sorry. Word.
Your face was completely, absurdly scared when I said
Donkey Kong and Diddy. Yeah, it's.
That word and. I'm like, you can't.
I knew what he was. I knew what you meant.
I knew you meant Kong. No, Earlier I said touch the
fuzzy wall. And then I was like, oh, I don't
want to say that. Yeah.
I was like, don't say that. You don't say that.
You did it to yourself. Exactly.
But that is Freddy versus Jason. Please give me your thoughts,
your opinions and most importantly, your ratings.
You needed a sequel? I'm going first.
Fuck off. You needed a sequel?
It's my pick. I'm sorry.
Did you want to go first? No, I'm going to let you go
first 'cause I'm nice. You're going to let me go first,
OK? Welcome to my world.
Welcome. To my world I.
Got your big butt back to your review, sugar?
I like it's a popcorn movie. I will put it in that category.
I think it's time appropriate. I think it aged horribly.
I think there are some great moments in it.
Terrible CGI, but I kind of like the terrible CGII think it's
it's. A product of our age.
And an ode, a weird ode to me, as a weird ode to like the
original Freddie being, you know, kind of like corny and
puppetry and all the all the good stuff.
Yeah, all the good stuff of a practical effect movie that we
want, right? Would I watch it again?
Probably not. No like.
No, I just don't. Used to watch again.
No, I mean like I watch it every like 10 years or something.
I think there are better ones. You're writing. 4.5 Obviously
this is coming. Welcome to my world, bitch.
Freddy's got such a good voice. Honestly, 4.5 is higher than I
thought you were going. To get it.
I like this going to be. I was going to.
I was expecting you to give it a 2.
Really. Yeah, for acting alone.
I'm only giving this movie. Oh my God, is it too high?
It's too high. No, I.
Watch this movie every night. I'm just going to give you ACT
totally. So sorry, Joe Joe, please start
again. Welcome to my world.
Yeah, right. That's totally your world.
We talk all the time over you. Sorry that.
Was a perfect timing. I like this movie, but I only I
I watch it like every year 'cause it's a Halloween movie,
is it? Watching it, is it in your
rotation of top, you know, the Hollywood the Top 40 ones?
I would say like top ten, yeah, because it's I like the fight
scene. I like but I don't know.
I think it's. Simple, easy to follow.
Kind of. Lethargic.
Yes. As I would say I should get that
on AT shirt it sells nostalgic. I like to watch it while, like,
clean. Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Yes, that's a. Yeah, that's totally.
I would put this movie on while I'm like doing the dishes or.
Something. There you go.
Oh. Yeah.
And you go quote UN quote clip that put that on AT shirt.
I need it. I'm gonna give it because of
that factor that we watch it every year.
I'm gonna give it a an A 7.5. Jesus 7.5 What?
A 7.5. That's a good one, but I don't
know how would you spell that. Also, you you can make up your
own response to the movie. I did that last week.
I just want to give it as an option for other people as well.
We don't need a direct quote. Yeah, you don't have to.
Jesus, Dad. Said like that, please.
Yeah. Capitals.
Exclamation points. 7.5 Jesus, Dad.
I did in fact pre pick my my quote just 'cause I wanted to
make sure I remembered it from the movie.
But much like Jerry said, I this is in my top 10 of rotations of
movies I watched during Halloween or during the month of
October in general. So I don't mind rewatching this
movie. I know it doesn't age like
perfectly, but honestly, I just don't watch the scenes I don't
enjoy. Like it's that simple.
I just there is that. And when you skip all the things
I don't enjoy, it's a pretty fun and like, yeah, kind of silly on
the surface movie. So with all that being said,
while I I don't think this is the best Jason or Freddie entry,
I'm just gonna judge it on its own.
So I'm gonna give this a solid 6.5, OK.
And I'm giving it 6.5. He has asthma, Kia.
Because that's what they say to her in the van to get her to
get. Love those scenes.
Honestly, I have asthma. I've had since I was like a
little kid. I can't do it.
I don't have the lung power to to pull this off such a good.
So they both just look at her and Will turns around and he's
like. Damn it, Kia.
Asthma. Kia Asthma damn it, you have to
do it. That was so fucking mean.
It's great, dude. Like, Will's not.
I guarantee you Will's not paying attention 'cause he's
driving like a lunatic, right? How's he gonna be paying
attention to another? Car flip.
So. How do they get in that
accident? It was so avoidable.
No one was on that road. No, what the fuck?
Someone. A fisherman with a hook?
Nothing. Which is exactly what that road
looked like. That guy's coming in next.
Oh, it did look like that road, right?
That was that corner. Maybe that's why they went the
other direction. We should catch up because what
they made a third, a fourth one, fifth one.
Yeah. What's the new one?
What you did 3 summer? I know what you did this summer.
20 Summer. No.
Isn't it just called I? I know what you did last summer?
Oh fuck, you know, I just know it's.
Cool 2025. Somewhere you did it in last.
I just know there are other installments.
Installed. I know what somewhere you did it
in last. And there are some, there are
some installments that went straight to DVD, so I don't know
how many installments there actually are so.
How many fucking summers? You did last known 2025.
Oh, they just called it the same thing as the original.
OK, so you would think after like 20 summers he would figure
it out. Also, they just bid after Danny
McBride. Danny McBride was like, I'm
going to just name it Halloween. Yeah, but it worked.
And they're like, well, we're just going to do what?
He no well hang on, his is like Halloween, Halloween
resurrection and Halloween ends or something Halloween.
Explodes. Halloween.
Halloween fucks. Yeah, Halloween slaps.
But thank you for joining us for Freddy Versus.
Jason that's the next Halloween movie, Halloween bussing, and
it's just Mike taking the bus everywhere.
This was a pretty fun you. And your fucking.
Bussing movie to review next week.
It'll be my pick but I'll just save it for next week.
But it's going to be a. Hallows Eve movie, right?
Yes, it'll be probably the one that'll wrap up the end of our
Halloween spook spectacular, and you're just going to have to
check in to figure out what it is.
Yeah. So until next time, remember you
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We had a great time. Spooktacterfest.
Spooktacterfest and We love Thank You for Coming Back and
Pumpkins. I second what Jerry said at an
alarmingly speedy. Rate I was.
In pecan pie now. That sounds great.
Yeah, I don't want pumpkin, I want pecan.
Yeah. I want pumpkin.
Pie Pecans. I also would like some.
I would like some bite sized Snickers actually.
I like, I like pecan Sandy. I want some bite sized Snickers.
Bite size Snickers now. Interesting.
'Cause then I can eat a ton of them and I don't feel like I've
eaten as much, just all the Snickers.
Ice cream. Snickers ice cream is good.
That's laps too. That should be busting, yeah.
When you guys eat kit. Super Lavid.
When you guys eat Kit Kats, do you bite into them or do you
break them off? Depends how savage I'm feeling.
I break them and I and I usually chew them and take the chocolate
off of the whole thing and then eat the wafer.
No, you don't. Wow.
But he does what? Do you mean No, I don't.
That's too. Rude.
Don't do the chocolate. Thing Yeah, I do.
I take the peel the chocolate off.
Since when? I do it all the time I you.
Do it. Tell, tell me, tell me that
without smiling. I.
Swear I do. Right.
Yeah. When like if I'm in the car,
I'll do it right, but I can like then I'll start breaking the
chocolate. Off is he smiling inside?
No, he's telling the. Truth.
I'm just being serious. I do do that.
I like the feeling of breaking the chocolate off the wafer.
Damn, he really makes it a meal too.
No, it's like. Just I'll believe, break it off
in the sides and then you eat the rest of the wafer.
Okay, okay. You bite into it.
Yeah, if I'm feeling savage, fuck yeah thing fuck yeah so
you're if I'm 4 cross wait, wait, wrong with you if there.
Was. A king size 1, would you?
Do it and walk away. I would do it to piss someone
off, but not. I don't know why, but it hurts
my feelings when people do that. You're supposed to.
Break them. Off.
Yeah, I told you it depends how savage I'm.
Feeling. I'm not all the time an animal I
distinguish. Animal.
That's animal behaviour. Yeah, but I'm it.
Is animal. It's serial killer behaviour.
Yeah, but I just said I, I there are times I will break it off
individually and not do the crazy shit that Jerry.
Is doing that's. Not shit going around it like a
fucking corn on the cob bro. Hypocrite behaviour?
What does? Yeah, I break them sometimes,
but then sometimes I'll bite them.
Yeah. What's going on, Split?
No, depends how savage you're allowed.
You're allowed to eat in the fucked up corn on the cob way
that. You do.
That's so fun. The corn on the cowboy is the
best. Way.
Corn Hub. Corn.
Clerb. Birch.