Do you ever get jealous when I hang out with other OF creators?
You know I'm going to tell you this.
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I don't, but I'm
also not going to lie to you and tell you that I do.
You know, you could do whatever you want to do and that's fine.
Do the reels, do the Tik Toks, you know what I'm saying?
Do the video, but bro, the cameras are off and I kind of
still see you talking to them. I'm like yo bro, you know You
know what I'm saying? Like like, why are you hanging
out with this creator like too, too much, You know what I mean?
Like. I'm only looking at you.
There's no part of you. What's one thing you never told
me because you didn't want to hurt my feelings?
Worst ever OF collab? I don't think I ever get this
one out of my head. Welcome to the wild.
Podcast, I'm Brandon Cardoso. I'm the Julian Barboza.
And babe, we is back. But this time it's a it's
another duo duo podcast. Right.
We haven't done one of these in a while.
Just me and Brandon. A really long time bro.
This is kind of like weird a little bit.
Yeah. It's like Brown.
White happened. I said it's quiet.
It's quiet. Intimate, right?
Yeah, I'm only looking at you. I'm only looking at you.
There's no park, OK? There's no Parker.
Yeah, Parker. Yeah, there's no, there's no,
there's no Parker guys. We kicked them out.
He left. He's gone.
We're like, Parker is not going to be in the podcast no more,
bro. Tell him we're joking.
Oh, I'm just kidding, guys. Park.
Yeah, Parker is out right now. He went back to New York with
family, but he comes back tomorrow.
Tomorrow because. Well, I mean, yeah, we're going
to look, I'm going to say this, this episode, we're going to
have to get into a lot of things, update within a lot of
things, a lot of things going on.
No, I think we should just get into it.
And we'll get into it right away, right?
Right, so. Parker, you have a good day.
Today was great man. It was a great day, right?
Yeah, had a great day too. You did?
Yeah. We spend it all day together is.
That that's why I was, that's why I was asking.
That's why I was asking you. Joe and I spent majority of the
day together. You know, we just, you know,
we're hanging out, you know, we're riding scooters together
and just doing a bunch of different things.
But yes, our third Co host is not here today.
But he will be back tomorrow because tomorrow we are heading
to San Francisco because we're going to be going to San
Francisco Pride. Yes, but on Friday did.
I Did I say the wrong day? Well, tomorrow Parker comes
back. Yeah, tomorrow Parker comes back
because of Friday. Because of Friday.
Which is the San Francisco we all pride.
Yeah, yeah. So so that's going to be
interesting. That's going to be a very fun.
I can't wait. I'm not going to lie.
Can I be honest? I'm excited.
Look like how do you OK. I don't no, because I'm no,
because I'm going to ask you this question.
When it comes to being excited for something and then it
becomes to like be nervous for something.
How do you personally, Julian, differentiate the two?
Because it's kind of the same feeling, but it's like, I don't
know, it's like it's like a different feeling, you know what
I mean? Like you could be nervous or
something, but then like, you could be excited for something
at the same time. But how do you differentiate it?
You know, 'cause I think, like I know I'm excited for.
I can't wait. There's going to be a lot of
familiar faces there. It's going to be great.
You know, the capital of Pride is San Fran.
It is. No, it is.
Well, I think I'm just excited to mark it off my list of places
I haven't been to. Especially on.
Especially on pride. Right, pride.
I'm more scared than than we hope than than nervous.
Yeah, because I was live on my on my only.
And they told me that this is the wildest it gets.
This is like the gay capital of the world.
And they actually told me that people could walk around nude
for pride. That's what I was told.
I don't know if that's true. Wait a minute.
If that is true. Stop.
I'm sorry, I don't want to cut you.
I don't. I don't mean to cut you off but
stop right there dude. What do you mean you can walk
around? You said nude.
That's what they told me bro. I don't know if I was dreaming
or what maybe. I'm bro you can walk around nude
and the streets. For pride, though.
It's fine. I mean, I mean, I don't even
know. I mean, is that cool?
I mean, look, I'm going to say this though.
I think it's going to be interesting.
But then, given the fact of what I had just heard here for the
first time, you get to walk around nude.
You're down. Am I down to walk nude?
Imagine. I can't, I actually can't.
I mean, even if it what happened?
In a. Speedo in a Speedo.
I'll wear the look, we'll wear blue speedos.
For give me a blue Speedo but like I think that.
And you'll get the best tan ever.
No, Yeah, like I said, no we're not.
You'll get the best tan line. You'll get the best tan line as
a trust, but wow, how interesting that is.
But I will I will say this though, I am really excited.
There's going to be a lot of familiar faces, people that we
do know that will be attending this event.
I think it should be fun as it always is.
But the one thing that I did learn about LA Pride within what
is it last week, a week and a half ago when we had went, it's
literally just people that are just expressing, appreciating
and just smiles. Dude.
I didn't see no one sad with a frown.
Everyone there was so expressive and so happy to be there.
Like it's like, yo, everyone should be here.
You know what I mean? Like like it was just so like
welcoming, you know, I can only imagine within it being the
capital of pride is what they say, By the way, I heard it
within online, OK, which is San Fran, San Francisco.
San Francisco is the capital of pride is what I heard.
Dude there's no way that if we go about attending the LA pride
and it got me personally, I'm assuming you as well.
I know we talked after that that it was nothing but just smiles,
laughter and love. Can you imagine the capital
though? San Francisco pride.
Man, I think this is going to be.
Actually. One of them once.
No, I think this is going to be. Nothing like we ever
experienced. Because last time you went to
San Francisco, I wasn't here. I never been, right?
And yeah, we're going to be going to a event, I'm going to
be doing a lot of interviews and vlogging.
So make sure you guys stay tuned for the vlog.
And overall, just making a lot, a lot of content that we've been
doing for, you know, all summer, it seems like.
But it seems like but yes, now it's going to be amazing.
So definitely stay tuned for that.
But guys, as, as although we are missing Parker over here, you
know, being in New York, but he comes back tomorrow.
So I'm missing for the next 24 hours, you know what I mean?
It's good. It's fine.
He's going to come back tomorrow.
It's fine. But yeah.
We got 11 big thing that we're missing that we haven't talked
about though. We haven't, we have not talked
about, but we're going to bring it up right now.
The World Cup collab, guys. The collab, some would say of
the century now. But seriously guys, this collab,
all right, was something like, well, no other, right?
I mean, it was a real competition.
It was me, Brandon, Kyle all competing against each other,
something that we never do. And one thing I got to say is
that it is selling freaking like crazy.
Everybody's loving it and I just think it was the best collab
we've ever made. It is no 1000% like no doubt
about it at all. What if so ever, bro, I'm
telling you this collab, dude, I'm telling you this right now
was insane. More so because of like the
punishment, the punishment, but more so within the outcome of
what it was. And I'm not going to say what it
is. I I want to, but that's me
spoiling a movie. You know what I mean?
I can't do that, dude. That was actually crazy.
And you know what? I was more surprised, not more
so. I mean, I was going to say you,
but not just by you or myself, but the other person that was a
part of it as well. But yeah, no, I think it was so
crazy because of, like, I think the crazier part about all this
is that we were able to get all three of us within one video
making it happen. Not just that, but also the end
result. It was insane.
It was intense. It was insane.
My favorite was the outcome. Personally, my favorite was the
outcome of it all. Yeah, I think.
I don't know. I don't know when's the next
time we'll do one of those, but. I mean that that's really what
it is though, you know? I mean, can you remember the
last time it was something within a collab like that within
all three of us? Sky Camp?
I mean, that's why it's when it happening within the World Cup,
you know what I'm saying? We got three different countries
competing against each other. Dude, that was crazy, bro.
I'm not going to lie. And I'm thinking about it again,
bro. Like, dude, that was insane.
I don't even know how I even did remember.
When you broke the cup. OK, All right, whatever guys.
Look, there was some breaking up Cubs.
Well. It's going that's a blooper, you
know, it's not in the final cub. And within saying all that, I
think you guys will really enjoy our collab.
Yeah. So that's basically our ketchup.
We're going to San Francisco, Parker is tomorrow, flying in
tomorrow. And then our collab, thank you
guys has been selling great. So we want to appreciate you
guys, but we do have a nice little segment today.
We're going to be getting nice and intimate.
It's just me and Brandon and I think you guys are going to
enjoy what we're going to do. So basically we have this bowl
right here and it has a bunch of little questions that we're
going to have to answer. I don't know what the questions
are. I'm see you asked about getting
nervous and everything earlier. This is something that makes me
a little nervous, just because I really don't know what they're
going to say and. I'm kind of nervous myself.
I ain't a lot of you guys. Look, I'm going to be honest,
dude. I'm really nervous bro.
But you know, I think the best thing to do is just expose your
therapy. Bro, whenever, whenever the
team, yo, whenever the team goes about setting up the questions
and we are not able to see it. It's like bro, I don't even know
what to expect. I don't know what to expect.
Well, let's do rock, paper scissors to see who goes first.
I don't like this game. OK, ready.
Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.
All right, All right, so since you lost, I'm going to pick one
randomly and I'm going to read it and you have to answer it.
All right, go ahead. Here we go.
First one. When are you going to come out?
What? No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
It says best and worst hookup off camera.
Like give me one more time dude, I'm trying.
Best and worst hookup or best and worst?
Hookup off camera. The worst is probably with which
I know, you know, the reason why it was the worst is like, you
know, it's crazy. So the first time I hooked up
with this person, I really went about doing it more so within
the experience. I, I think I was a little lit.
I was a little, you know, within the liquor and I, you know, was
like, I bet whatever, the first time they didn't make me, there
was nothing coming out right. It was pretty bad.
Wait, was it because you were too lit or because it was bad?
Here's my thing, because it was not for the first time I did it
with that person. The first time I was lit and I
thought exactly what you just said didn't work.
A couple weeks went on, same person I did it but sober.
Sober, same thing went up. This is sober.
No, no extra. You know what I'm saying?
Like, no drink, nothing, dude. I could, I I just couldn't
finish now. The best, OK?
The best, man. Part of my last as you know,
like I've been celibate for a year.
Probably your last. Well, I know I would say it was
my because I want to do. Oh look, I knew within doing it
with the person that I had last done it with that I was going to
be celibate for a year. Wait you?
So you chose to be celibate? Who the fuck like.
I just want to see how long I could do it for.
I only did it for a year. My bad.
I yeah, I did it for a year. I just want to see how long I
could do it for. But my, my was for a year.
You know, I think it was either 23 or 24 of May because after
the 23 or 24, OK, I think it's 24 because then the 25th was
when I started being within one year of of celibacy.
I think it was 24. I chose that person on purpose
because I wanted to really go about getting a good experience.
And I knew this person was good from prior experience to then
finish it off for me to then me now next day, which is the 25th
of May 2025 by the way, not 2625.
Today's start my celibacy. I wanted that one good last you.
Know so when you when you have flashbacks, you thought about
that. Exactly.
So the 24th, which makes more? Wait, why was it the best?
Though it was not dry, it was like the best of the best.
Yeah. So that was my best one.
But now it's, you know, May past of May 25th, 2020, sixth.
I still never got to experience what I felt like again.
I think I want to try to find someone new instead of like
again that person. So I'm still working on finding
someone new. I'd rather give someone new the
experience of what it's like being a celibacy.
So how do you find new people? I'm yet to find out I'm why
don't you? Just go on Tinder.
I could. Tinder bro Tinder like on demand
like you don't even. Got that was for dating.
You don't got to bro, bro. Nobody dates bro, Come on.
No one dates. Bro, if you're on Tinder, you're
on Tinder to. That's it.
Like bro, you're have an app just to meet people.
Like bro, you're there to. That's a good point.
And you just swipe. I mean, you're a good looking
dude. Just throw a couple of thirst
traps on there. You mean that?
Bro it's so easy. Thank you, man.
I appreciate that, man. Hey, hey, I appreciate.
I appreciate you have like 3 a day if you wanted. 3A day me.
Yeah, like one at 2:00 PM, one at 4/1 at six right before your
live. Thank you man.
Yeah, just swipe, you know, put some good picks.
Hey. Yeah.
No, I appreciate that, man. Yeah, Thank you.
Yeah. Trying to go for a ride in my
lamb. Doing too much?
No, but all right. So does that mean your turn?
Are we going to rock paper shoot again?
OK, so it was only the start off.
Yeah, let's get it. All right, cool.
So I'm going to do this look. OK.
Boom. Whoa, don't break another thing
now. What's one thing you never told
me because you didn't want to hurt my feelings?
One thing that, like, I didn't, I don't not tell you to not hurt
your feelings. I just think it's part of your
You're allowed. You can be like a loud guy.
Yeah, like right now. I'm loud bro the mic is like
this. Look at this shit.
Yeah, you're like A and it's not a bad thing.
It's just how you talk. And I think it's because you're
from the East Coast and everybody's like yelling.
At I'm from Boston. Yeah, exactly.
And that's how they are, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm from Boston. I mean, I think, yeah, that's
one thing I just don't tell you. Like damn, you're loud.
But I was just told not to touch the mic, you know?
And he touched. It well, the producer came
through. No, this fell, but the the
producer came through and told me like look, keep it like this.
Don't touch, but like. But I I think you like you're
the nobody should ever stop you from being you.
But you are loud. I'll tell you that.
Thank you. And when you drink, you're even
louder. Oh, thank you man.
I mean, oh, thanks. I think I'd rather be loud than
quiet. No, Yeah, I think that's.
Good, I think. I think.
But they asked me what's one thing I don't tell you this is
that I'm not going to. Tell you, I'd rather you tell me
that than anything else. Hiding a lie.
Hiding a lie.
Thank you. No, but I like that hear loud,
you know? Thanks.
Yeah, thank you. Like wakes you up and shit.
Yeah, your turn. Oh, no, it's fine.
It's just. All right, here we go.
If it's not good pick up, pick it like another one or
something. Do you ever get jealous?
When I hang out with other OF creators, it's.
A good question, man. It's a really good question.
You know, it's something tough to admit.
You know, I'm going to tell you this.
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I don't.
But I'm also not going to lie to you and tell you that I do.
And I'm going to tell you why I say it the way I said it.
All right, let's hear. It because if I lie to you, tell
you that I do, that means that I don't, but I'm lying to you.
That means I kind of do. Now, I think there's a lot of
things to unpack here because, you know, there's a lot of OF
creators that we really, you know, associate ourself with.
You know, I think you can really go about doing whatever you want
to do, man. You know, you could do whatever
you want to do and that's fine, But then sometimes it's like,
yo, why are you hanging out with him?
Like why are you hanging out with his creator?
Like too, too much, you know what I mean?
Like like a like a little like a kind of like a little too like
too much, you know what I mean? Now it's fine, you know, do the
reels, do the tik toks, you know what I'm saying, do the video,
but bro, the cameras are off and I kind of still see you talking
to them. I'm like, yo bro, you know
clock, you know what I'm saying? Like like.
Sorry man. You're clocked out.
You're clocked. Out I just love having a good
conversation you. Know, I think that's fine.
I think that's completely. Fine, and I can get carried away
sometimes. You know, if you were to look it
up, I think a good conversation lasts about like 1020.
I think you talk about within 30 an hour and I'm going to say
this though, and that's fine because you can have multiple
different things to talk about, but it's like, yo, bro, we got
to go, You know what I mean? We have to go.
But it's cool. It's fine.
Because the one thing that I've noticed within a repeated
pattern is that you always come back home and that's all that
matters, man. It's all that matters is you
come back, you do whatever you want.
That's what made me think in my head, I'm like, you know what,
Julian, do whatever you want to do.
Talk to however many people want to talk to.
Let's come back. I like the way you said that
man. Why?
It's all there. I mean, in my head, that's the
way you said. No, that I'm glad you came to
that realization. I think that's the only way I
can go about. That's the best way.
Putting it together, it's cool. One more this.
Is like a therapy session. All right, well, we'll see what
this next one entails. Oh shit, OK, worst worst ever OF
collab ever. And we've done a lot of collabs,
man. I still think the one OF collab
that's scarred me for life. I don't think I ever get this
one out of my head. Got to be in the old house.
I think you already know what I'm going to say.
There was just. There was just a lot of a lot of
dudes, a lot of dudes. And I don't think it was like as
much as about the dudes. I think it was about the smell
of a lot of dudes. You know, like, that's just
something that's very traumatic and and there's not much you can
do to like, you know, you can just close your eyes, but you
can't really close your nose, you know, are you going to like,
hold your breath? You know, like, yeah, I just
think the worst collab is when it was like 6 guys.
All laughing. All laughing.
It just felt like I was in like. A dude, that one is so memorable
to me. Crazy because dude, of how many
dudes there were in that one bed and all that laughing like what
got me, I'm not going to lie. Like, OK, look, if I really do
meditate and try my hardest, I can forget about that smell, But
dude, that laughter in my ear of like how like not even
contagious, but it's like a very like a like that sound.
But it wasn't this one person. It was multiple of laughter and
then brought like that. That's that's what I I mean,
that was hard. It, it was just a lot, you know,
I, I could, you know, get through a lot of things, but
just hearing all this laughter and then just smelling basically
shit, just just all these guys. But it was just it's hitting all
your senses at once. And yeah.
It honestly is traumatic. So that has to be my worst
collab. And just for context, boom, big
bad 6-7 guys, very big bad later in the day.
So I think a lot of Musk and sweat and just fumes just
merging together a melting pot of just guys.
And yeah, me, I'm a very clean person.
I take multiple showers a day. So that was just not.
It just felt uncomfortable. It was, yeah.
It was pretty bad. Yeah, I'm glad we don't do those
anymore. All right, you ready?
I guess pick some from the from the jar man or the bowl.
Fuck. Why did you hop on Prep?
What? No, I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Which OF creator would shock everyone if people knew what
they were really like? Whoa, whoa, Oh, wait.
Why you say that? Oh.
I thought he was sweet and loving.
It's a fucking Oh my bad fuck. No, but honesty is the best
policy. Bro this is.
A. OK, what can I say a little
different? Look, the most important thing
about. Therapies.
Is let it out. OK, my bad.
I meant to. I meant to.
No, you let it out, man. It seemed like you had that one
backed up all the way up in there and you finally just
released it. I think I should just redo it.
Again, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's nothing better than the first time, man.
Now it's going to be inauthentic.
We're about authenticity here, but continue elaborating what
what's what happened to your feelings?
That happened. This creator really portrays
him. Look, I'm going to say this.
I think you and I really portray who we are online than we are
within in person. And you know, I think it's
really funny because not even is am I here with the mic on the
podcast that we are both hosting saying this, which is dub,
right? And of course you're saying
this. Every single person who came up
to me and asked me yo, Brandon, yo, or, you know, told me, yo
Brandon, I love the wild podcast, whatever.
Like I take a photo with them after the photo I take with
them. I still have a conversation with
them and they're like, Yo, you were exactly the way that you
are on the podcast. But I think it's funny they say
that because that's the whole point of this is like, so we can
just talk about our lives. So it surprises me more within
them telling me that I'm the way that I am on a podcast that you
and I are. We, we both started this, we
both host this talking about our lives.
And it gets me kind of confused when they tell me you're the
same way that you are. I talk about my life, I talk
about how I am, You know, I'm always like.
This so you have the expectation of like you're you are how you
are on camera the same way you're off camera.
But for the person that you said is would be surprised.
Well, here's the thing, a lot of people who join my live streams
actually had to already told me that the creator that I had just
brought up, you know, they are the same way that they are in
real life kind of than they are. No, no, my bad.
They are the case. So they had shown themselves on
how they are now. Now they show themselves how
they are in real life versus how they are online.
Before that, they showed that same character like the you
know, the very bubbly, the very happy, the very Oh my God, you
know what I mean? But I guess now in 2026, they
start. But I, but even online and I, I,
from what I've been told, I'm not saying it's out of my own
book. I, you know, subscribers be
joining my lives. They told me that they don't
like this new person new and that they really, you know,
don't like that. But that's not from my words.
You're not hearing it from me. You're hearing it from me, but
like, not from, you know I'm not.
Right, you're just relaying the message.
I heard it from my live stream. They told me that not just one,
not just two, not just five, like 10, maybe more.
But that's my experience. I think everything in life is
like when you go again, within this question is like when it
comes to like meeting creators, it's either how you see and
perceive how they are within their content online, then
getting to know them in person versus knowing them personally.
And then the content, how I look at it is like obviously within
what we do, we see the content 1st and then we meet them in
person and then it, it determines on how they truly
are. That's how it really is.
And that also can stem from either a good or a bad
friendship. That's just my, that's just my
experience. It is what it is, my experience
and that's it. I mean, that's all it is.
No, I love this therapy man. Like I'm just telling you, no,
no experience is a bad experience.
It's all, it's all just an experience.
It's almost like an opinion. It's like, well, you can have an
opinion on someone, but an experience is something
different. Because that's like real, like
that's like not even an opinion. It's like real, like you're not
like going about, really going about, you know what I'm saying?
Like how do I say this? You know, just guessing, you
know. What I mean?
Assuming how they are in person, you know that's what it is.
All right, Julian, let's see what you can get, man.
Let's see what you get. Let's do a little one of these
ones I like. I like these little.
That one popped out. Oh, that one's the one.
Wow, this is a pretty girthy one all right, if you can only
collab with one creator for the rest of Julian's life.
Doesn't say Julian. I made that up.
But yeah, if you could only collab with one creator for the
rest of your life, who would it be and why?
Well, it's hard because I don't know what other creator I would
want to collab with the rest of my life.
It would have to be Brandon. Nah, but I.
Don't but but but you know, I'll be thinking like how lucky I am
that like, OK, let's let's just throw like some like some names
out there. But imagine I had a collab with
like every day for the rest of my life.
Oh, I bleep that. Bleep, that name that just
sounds miserable, you know, like like, you know, like they could
be a dead or like, you know, you have somebody like blank and
they smell or I don't know, like I don't want to bolst ourselves
up, but I think we're some really cool, fun, funny creators
that make this whole experience very.
Enjoyable. You know, I think, and I don't
want to interject within what you're trying to stay here.
I don't know if you finished, but just to kind of chime in a
little bit, I do think that that's exactly why this works
out. Yeah.
Exactly. You know what I mean.
I think that's really why it does so.
I think we both have very high standards and for ourselves, and
in some ways we're similar in that like I feel like we both
hold ourselves to higher standards.
So that's why we are the way we are.
Yeah, I think you're right. That's why we have this.
Yeah. But yeah, it would definitely
have to be Brandon. And I mean that question is kind
of what I've been doing for the past 3 or 4.
Years. Yeah.
It's kind of a wonky question with that one.
You know, it was kind of, it's kind of wonky.
I mean, shit, it's been years, you know?
Yeah, it's been so. So yeah.
Brish. Oh, my team.
Oh yeah. So yeah, well, technically mine.
Let us know how you guys are enjoying this.
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Julian, next question. What was the last lie you told
me in quotations? Be honest.
Pro why are all my questions like confessions?
This is. Like I've got the random one.
Confessional. Yours are like ratings, minor
confessions but the last lie I told you.
Damn, a lie. Bro see, I don't really lie
'cause I feel like you got to keep up with a story.
I'd rather just tell the truth. Last lie.
You took my baby oil without telling me bro.
Yeah, probably. Yeah, I took your baby oil.
But I noticed it was gone. Bro, you didn't tell.
Me to be fair like the baby oils look the same and if what I from
my from what I remember we have a lot of baby oil so I didn't
know it was yours. The only reason why I know is
because it's yours has secret sauce on it.
But I know, I know. But but I added that, yeah, OK.
I, I I stole your baby oil, man. All right.
Yeah. I needed it, though.
Well. At least you admitted it bro.
Yeah, and I gave it back. I'm not trying to sit here and
call you up, but I just know that happened, bro.
And it's just like, well, what the F word, bro?
Amen. It's OK.
You admit it.
I forgive you. All right?
It's fine. It's fine.
Your turn. Hopefully get a good one for
Brandon. All right, Brandon.
Fuck. I don't like those long ones
bro. I don't like the way you like.
Kind of just pulled it out. Why have you been hooking up
with your OF Subs? What?
I'm just kidding. That's not what it says.
I said have you ever filmed anything for OF and never sent
it out to Subs because you just regretted it?
Dude, there's a lot, man. I'm not going to lie.
There's so much in my archive, in my vaults, bro, that I
haven't put out yet. More so or my archive.
That you regretted. Though, oh dude, look, I'm not
going to lie, there are so many things that I've definitely took
out. But if you want me to say
collabs, that I've done. But any OF content.
I mean it could be collabs or OF content.
I don't know. I think a lot of photos that I
got prior from like me being soft.
Hey, listen, just so you know, just so you don't think I'm
interrogating you look OK. Random one.
Boom, random random. This is like you get the long
ones though. For real.
What do you think was the dumbest thing we've ever did to
market our OF page? This is a good question.
Man, I wish I had some more time.
I know there's a lot of things I'm not guys, not not like a lot
of dumb things, but a lot of things that we've done to market
to then you know, I can, I can I ask you can.
I ask you one for you, yeah, maybe a suggestion.
What do you? Think bro the one of us doing
the expired ranch in our face 2 days ago.
Bro that was nasty. Bro Gross.
Oh man, I I do. Expired milk, expired soy sauce
expired. Everything was expired.
Guys, our fridge is expired. See, I don't want to call this
one dumb. I just think it was memorable
and probably one of the most like I kind of felt like those
furries we saw at the We Ho pride or like, you know, the
people that wear costumes. But it was when we were
basically wearing costumes together.
Wait A. Minute.
Out in Vegas. Oh, like the the the Thor, the
Thor and Deadpool. Deadpool.
Deadpool and Thor, Yeah. I just think that one was like,
so like. Bro that's on my feet.
Bro, we're holding hands. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's like
the most like memorable like. No guys till this bro.
Oh my bro, till this day people are still tagging me on the on
those photos of us like of like you on my lap, me on the lap we
were. Holding each.
Other bro Oh my God dude Till. This day it was like we were a
furry couple, that's what. It was like, no, actually, no,
actually, actually. I think that was one of the
funnier, most interesting, dumbest ones that we've done.
Because bro, why are we in Thor? It's like you're no, I think a
lot. I think it was a one time with
someone Deadpool. No, someone asked us for a
photo, but it was like a it was like a tourist like thing that
we're actually where what is it? The the Thor?
No, Thor. It was a Wolverine.
A Wolverine in Deadpool. You were Wolverine.
I was Deadpool, bro. Yeah.
Like like we were like, yeah, cosplay kind of.
But people thought that we were like the ones in the strip
taking photos and shit. Yeah.
I think that was the one of the most.
Interesting, but but that's the place to do it though.
I mean, there's nowhere bro. There's nowhere else to do that.
If you got stuck in an elevator for 24 hours with one person,
who would it be and why My. God, dude, with one person,
you'd rather be stuck by myself. But then if I rather be stuck
with one person. Yeah, but I don't even know what
it's got to be you, bro. I mean, who else am I going to
say? I mean no.
But realistically though, because I You, bro, I'll be
stuck with you, bro. Hey, shout out, Parker, man.
Parker's a great guy. Parker, Shout out, Parker bro.
Shout out, shout out, dude. I'd rather be stuck with Julian
bro. Hey.
Man, I appreciate that. Bro at least.
I think we would entertain ourselves for 24 hours stuck in
an elevator. I just think we'd get our way
out of it like this. Yeah, I think we would,
actually. I'm not saying Parker wouldn't,
but dude, like, bro, shout out Parker.
Shout out Parker. Shout out Parker.
He's a good guy. We love Parker, just don't say
that in the comments. But remember when you got locked
out of the old house and you climbed the big giant fence, the
hedge and. Yes.
And you fell in your ass. I fell in my but I still hated
though. Yeah, you did.
Bro, but that hey, but that sliding door was unlocked.
That was luck on my end. All right, Julian, so for yours,
I shifted up too. I don't really saw, but I did a
little best ever, best ever OF collab besides Brandon and
Julian. So besides us, besides collab
within us, what would you say is the best collab you've ever done
personally besides us? It does say us in the steam.
Best ever collab. Every time I I see this one I'm
like, oh, that was pretty legendary just because of the
background and the settings, you know what I'm saying?
But it got to be one with me and Brad where we're on the table.
Hollywood Hill background pool in the back.
It was, I remember it was cold and it was in the Beverly Hills
Airbnb. I don't know if OK or not.
Was it the Barbie one? The Barbie with the Barbie
bench. No, I I'm lying.
It was not the one. It was in Hollywood Hills.
It was the one where it's like on the side of the house and it
like. Had that pool.
Yeah, yeah. I just think that one looks so
aesthetic and I, I think that was one of our better looking
ones that I've, I've ever filmed.
But let's see if you. Oh, OK, let me see.
What collab do you regret doing the most?
Dude, is this OK? I'm trying to think of something
different than the one that you said was your worst collab
because we were a part of it. And I would say that one.
I'm trying to think of a different one, dude.
I'm trying to think of one that like is not because it's just so
unfair if we give the same answer.
But I'm trying to think in my head, the worst collab that I've
regretted doing was the tickling collabs.
There's multiple, but there is one that stood out to me in my
mind that I regretted the most out of anything.
And I'll never forget this because I hated this collab,
mind you. Shout out to the, to, you know,
the, you know, the lovely supporter who recommended and
requested this collab. Shout out to you.
I did it because, you know, I love and I appreciate you.
And that was like what, a 15 minutes, 20 minutes?
The worst experience I've ever had.
I still did it though. I still did it.
Didn't do it afterwards, but whoever requested it, I did it
for you. Only for you.
But that was a terrible experience, dude.
The next day I woke up with a bunch of Marks and rashes
everywhere where you guys tickled me, bro, everywhere,
everywhere. But shout out Brad, shout out
Samir and shout out Julian for coming through crazy with it.
And bro, was there a fourth person?
Because you, because you got my. I know you got this one.
Brad got this one. Samir got this one.
Someone had a gun. There was someone else.
I don't remember. I don't remember.
But they're forgettable, you know, not memorable.
They're forgettable. Yeah, they're forgettable.
I was my turn. Yeah, I, I forgot.
I forgot. All right, let's see, Julian,
let's see what you got. If you weren't doing OF right
now, what do you think you'd be doing right now?
If I wasn't doing OF, what would I be doing right now?
I'd probably be in Texas. So not here.
No, I don't know man. It's a tough question,
Amagolotti is. A tough question I go maybe
making tacos mini Taco stand Julian Julian's tacos we're.
Very, very white. Sticking of you.
I have a Taco truck, you know, I don't know, like.
Hey, I hardly get paid. Good.
Shit, I honestly don't know what if I was not doing it?
No, I just have a question because bro, like we do what we
do within every day for a couple years, you know, I think within
more than two years it's considered a couple.
Yeah, honestly, I think I would be probably helping like people
with social media content. OK, more so like a like a.
Like a brain behind these. Like a little like a media
company. A little agency, yeah.
Cool. Yeah, cool.
That's cool. I think that that would be your
best partake for sure. Yeah.
I mean, if you weren't doing all this, you know, I can see why
you would do it. Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, 'cause I, I think like getting in other people's shoes
and finding. Like their, I mean prior to
this, I mean you've already built a couple followings.
You know, I think it's more so within the right field for you
to be in you. Know something with social
media, though, I feel like I've invested, like, you know, people
get a college degree, right? And that's their field of
expertise. I got like a social media degree
and that's kind of my expertise. So like, I feel like I have to
like, yeah, you know, use that. Bro is it that rainbow SpongeBob
meme imagining? No, literally, yeah, same thing.
Yeah, I don't know, something making TikTok some for somebody.
I don't know. Hey, you never know.
You know what? But yeah, you know, I, I, I am
grateful that, you know, we get to make this this good juicy
content that we. That we make.
And yeah, I think I'm very happy for this summer.
I think working out, eating right, it's been, it's been fun
for me, yeah. No, 100% man.
I think within you focusing on the current moment of what you
know is working. It's what it is, man.
Boom. It's just your turn.
That's. All.
All right, let's see, we got two more.
Two more. Oh, fuck.
Oh, cool. Brandon, be honest.
All right? What annoys you the most about
me? What annoys me the most about
you? Yeah, what do I do that annoys
you? I guess just depending on what
mood you're going to be in every day.
So like, what's my mood today? Happy.
What was my mood yesterday? I didn't see you yesterday.
Oh, you wait. Yeah, you did it.
Oh, oh, yeah, you were. Where were you yesterday?
At the doctors. What happened?
Nothing really happened. I was trying to get me a primary
doctor, you know, now that we're.
Insurance to get back on prep. Back on prep No, no, no, I was
finding my primary doctor yesterday along with my primary
dentist and my ophthalmologists, you know trying to really lock
in with all that with the within the laser Oh you're.
Going to get that. I don't know yet.
One thing I'm super duper considering is this laser hair
surgery man I hate getting. I hate shaving every day bro.
Let me hook you up. I already told you I was going,
huh? Yeah, I'm, I'm really how long?
Sorry for the tangent, but how long is like the difference
between the sessions? Like how long do you got to wait
for? Every month, every month.
So, so like if you were to go about getting a session today,
let's say like you go to, you know, a place, if I were to
recommend you one, you go there. I don't know at the very moment
where they will schedule you, but let's just say June within
the month, Let's say they'll schedule you 2 days from now.
Next one is July, next one's August.
Got it. It's just one session every
month. Bet I'm down to do that.
Yeah, but the most you could do is the best option, which is 10
months. Yeah.
So yeah, you have to go every once, one time, every month for
10 months. I'm ready to commit.
Boom. See, I'm a faithful, commitful
guy. That's one thing.
About me. There we go.
Oh my yeah, OK, one more left in that bowl.
But this is the one that I got Julian over here, which is bro,
what the fuck. Best and worst X&Y.
Best and worst X. What the fuck?
I didn't get that one. Well, I only have One X, but I
could just, you know, do people that I've talked to for a longer
than a one night stand. We'll we'll we'll say that my
best one shit, the ones that get away, you know, the Oh my best
ones. Fuck, honestly, my best one.
They just went back to their boyfriend and yeah, I mean, I,
I, I didn't want to commit to them.
And, you know, they wanted to be in commitment and they just, you
know, went with the guy that's going to be with them or yeah,
went with the guy that's going to be them, be with them all the
time. That sucks.
And then? Well, that's how you know
they're the best. And then the worst, probably
this this person that I stole from their partner.
And I mean, in hindsight, I should have realized, but you
know, me and them were were talking consistently and then,
you know, went and and one of my homies.
So it was just not worth the time or energy.
You know, like they're basically they just for everybody.
So that had to be one of the worst.
That sounds like a pretty bad X man.
Yeah, I mean, but like what? I expect I stole them from
someone, so like, they might as well.
I mean, that's what they're good for, to get taken.
But yeah, that got to be the worst one.
Shout out to them, but last one for.
Brandon, last one, we're done. We're done right here.
Do you ever regret starting an OF?
No, I regretted not starting one sooner, dude.
OF has done nothing but make my life the greatest ever.
I think I've made a whole lot more friends doing OFI think
I've grown a community more within OFI have been really, I
don't want to say the word expressive, although that could
be the case. I've been a lot more expressive
within myself. I've been a lot more confident.
Not just that too, but I've been a lot more open if you want to
put that within the same category as expressive, but I've
been a lot more like myself once OF came into my life.
And I think, you know, there are so many things when in doing and
having a certain audience that you you're not allowed to show,
you're not allowed to do. You're restricted within doing
multiple things, bro. You could do whatever you want
doing OF as long as you continue to grow a core audience.
And I think, and not just makes it about me, but since this
topic is both of us, I think we've done just that, have an
amazing core audience that really goes about loving and
supporting exactly what we do. And I think when you go about
starting an online social media presence, there's nothing more
that you want than that. And that is something that I've
learned within doing this right here, which is the blue page.
So I don't regret nothing. I don't regret nothing at all.
If you were going to commit and be confident in yourself and
really go all out on something, you got to show exactly that and
everything that you want to commit to.
And if you want to commit to something like this, the blue
page, you got to do exactly that.
And we both really go about fitting that exact narrative.
And there we go. So it's really all it.
Is I agree, man, that community, the community one up.
Hell yeah. Every night, 7:00 PM PST.
Exactly, you know exactly that, you know, and it's just what we
do best, you know, and and we appreciate you watching here
always, every day, every episode, everything that we do,
every live stream, every post, every everything that we do, we
appreciate you. And that's why we are active and
and and very on top of things on how we are.
You know, majority of guests that we have on here, of course,
is because you know, you all request, you know, so that's
what we do. There we go, baby.
I think Brandon said it very well.
Well, sheesh, man, we got a lot of questions answered.
Hopefully you guys, you know, got this real raw moment with me
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