Like bro, I got big balls. You do.
How big though? No, no with your finger.
How big is your balls? Like both together is like 1.
Individual do one individual cuz I'm assuming they're the same
size, right? Nah, bro, 11 ball is bigger than
the other. For real.
You believe in that you believe in.
That, I mean, I could show you like bro, I'll show you right
now. Welcome to the wild.
Podcast. I'm Brandon Cardoso.
And I'm the Julian Barboza. Today we got a really special
guest. Luca.
Hey Luca, how are you doing doing.
All right, you know. Hell yeah, had our.
Fun at that event. And now we're here.
Yeah, we just got back from the Boohoo event.
This sure is actually from the event.
Hey, this whole is Boohoo, right?
Now. Yeah, you're fitted up in Boohoo
right now. Shut up, Boohoo.
Hell yeah, with the horns and shit.
That's some evil shit. Horns for a horny man.
OK. Yeah, that's.
Perfect way to start, man. Are you horny right now?
Not at the moment. Damn, like you already busted a
nut today or no. I haven't, Robin.
Good. Actually, I haven't.
I haven't done it in a. Couple days do you be like
building that shit up a lot and then like?
Bro, I just try one. I try not.
Bro, I tried to stop watching porn just because, like, it's
better for testosterone working out and not busting nuts.
So it's like a it's a thing. I've like tried to stop.
So it's like I. Don't know what porn do you
watch I. Don't watch any at the.
Moment No, no When you did. Milfs.
Mils. OK, Mils.
Hey, you ever got into like, girl on girl?
That's my favorite. That's why I was like.
I haven't, no, honestly, I try not to explore if I ever do.
I try not to explore just because sometimes you come
across some crazy shit you don't want to see.
So it's like. No poor be having some crazy
shit that they just have whatever you want.
Is that one bro? You ever seen 2 girls, 1 cup?
Someone showed me that in grade 7 and it traumatized me.
Just like watching them shitting each other's mouth.
I could like, I could like. No.
Yeah, I think as a kid, yeah. I think as a kid, like every kid
saw that shit and got traumatized, bro.
Like showing crazy, kinky shit that you should have not seen at
that age. That's.
Like that's the. I don't know. 2 girls in One Cup
Hey, but do you think in that video they like that was real
shit? Like wanna?
Say yeah, 'cause I feel like that's why, like everybody was.
Like this one went viral? Like, yeah.
Because there was like, there's no way they did that.
Because, Because think about this, right?
So let's say like, only because you do only fans, right?
What the fuck? I thought we were having an
earthquake, bro. It's my it's my laundry.
My bad. But no.
So I was going to say so you the only fans, right?
And like, Can you imagine doing content where it's like, oh
imagine eating shit? That's not like it's not content
for me. It's not nothing.
I mean, I guess to some people it is, but no respect to people
that are, I can't imagine doing that.
Well I'm thinking about the video cuz it's 2 girls 1 cup so
those two girls are eating each other shit.
So imagine doing that for content like the concept of it
I. Hope they were really close.
And I hope whatever they ate was healthy like the day prior.
Like they must have like man, like you put the whole week,
We're gonna eat healthy stuff, you know It's when the time
prepared for it and doing that for free for the whole world to
see. That's what I'm saying, for
everybody to watch the video. That's the L.
How do you go back to your parents after that?
Some must have showed their parents as like your your
daughter's ate another girl's shit.
The. Whole.
Family knows that now. Like what do you?
Do. No, that's some crazy ass shit.
So, all right, so. Real quick though, I want like
to introduce Luca to the audience, in case you guys don't
know who Luca is. So can you give him a little
rundown about yourself? Describe yourself.
I'm a 19 guy from Canada.
I don't want to say I'm an influencer.
I'm a content creator. I'm not sure what I quite
influence. I'm a content creator.
I do only fans, you know, on the side, you know?
Yeah. Interesting.
He got blue eyes. Look at the camera, man.
Give him a wink. Damn, there you go.
OK. Risen up the camera Rizzler.
Nah, hell yeah, man. So what are you doing out here
in LA? Because you you from Canada.
So you out here in LA for? Were you just out here visiting?
I usually. Came for for taxes because like
with the the visa and stuff I'm doing is like they want to.
I can save a lot of money by spending six months out of the
year in America. So I had like what the fuck?
And there was like a month and a half left before the end of the
year and it was like bro, I didn't want to have to come when
it was Christmas. So it was kind of putting me on
a time crunch. It was like 3 months left and I
needed a month and 1/2. So it was like I probably should
just come on. It's Halloween.
And then from Halloween people convinced me to stay for
Thanksgiving and then then there's that trip next week to
go snowboarding. So it's just like I keep
extending my trip, but just the taxes was the only original
reason I. Can't how long a year till?
I think it's like December 4th or 6th.
Oh, shit. OK, so I think when I come back
from Thanksgiving, you'll be gone.
Where are you going for Thanksgiving?
Boston. My family was fine.
Ryan's from Boston, actually. Yeah, I know.
We were actually just talking earlier.
And yeah, but he moved out of Boston actually recently.
Yeah, I think his family just moved the house to somewhere in
Florida to. Make their money on it.
Then you go back to Houston. To San Antonio.
Oh, San Antonio. I mean, I'm going to go to San
Antonio, go to Houston after Thanksgiving to party a little
bit and then go back or maybe, I, I don't know.
We'll see. I want to create some, like, new
content. You know that reel that just
showed you? Like, I'm going to get somebody
to do that. What is it gonna be good for?
You too. I think that she's going to
really run. It up pop first kind of realism.
So OK, I can show you real quick now.
Now I can show you real quick. So like, this guy, he's like,
fuck, I just liked it. Did you, did you go to Texas
recently? We went to Phoenix.
Oh, yeah, yeah. So I went and and tell him about
Phoenix. It was your first time.
How was it, man? Finnish is crazy, man.
It was. It was a really good trip.
I think we went with really good people.
I just think next time we should go with a better group of
people. Why you didn't like the?
Group. Well, I mean, no.
Julian Jr. cool as fuck. You know there were these crazy
ass girls that were there and bro, they were.
They were starting some fuck shit, but it was a fun trip
regardless. It was actually really fun and I
would go again. For sure.
But yo, let me show you this clip real quick.
So he's just like, he's just like, what does your head sound
like? And then she starts like, like
she's actually doing the sound and shit right?
And he just does a bunch of, like, reels with girls and shit.
So I think I'm gonna start like I need to start making content
again. Like I've been focused on just
only fans and now I want to do like Tick Tock Institution.
Reels bro. Reels are so easy, but I've
hopped on the reels way recently.
You can just repost your tick tocks too.
Just like bump out some tick. Tock I think it's like the old
tick tock. You just spam hella and then you
just grow. Now reels is crazy bro.
I think the whole like ever since Tick Tock started and
YouTube is doing short to Instagram doing Reels really
smart I think. Short form content nowadays it's
like YouTube is still good, but it's like everybody has the low
attention span so it's easy to just repurpose and use like 7
second content bro, that's all people.
Need. It's crazy how much it works
too. It's insane.
And Instagram. Doesn't have the same algorithm
as TikTok. Tik tok's like you gotta use
trending sounds where it's like I found for Instagram, you can
really post whatever and it'll do good.
That's so true. Specific audios or sounds you
have to use. Like you can use a TikTok, you
post it a year ago and post it and it can still get like 3
million views. So.
Damn. No, I mean honestly we kind of
have experiencing that too. With the pod.
I've seen the podcast on my sports for real.
I saw a couple and then I saw saw him with Dalton the other
day too, so like when he was like ass or whatever, he said.
No, Don was saying some crazy shit on the podcast, like he was
saying some crazy ass shit. So what do you think so far
about like the from what you've seen about with the podcast, on
the reels, on YouTube, whatever. I haven't like, actually fully
listened to a whole podcast. Like I've seen the clips and I
remember in New York, like the podcast has jumped a lot since
when we're in New York, like it's.
Grown a lot, Yeah. So if you guys don't know, we
did one with him in New York, but we kind of just scrapped it
and shit cuz whatever. But now, but we it's just us.
Rambling, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like. But now, like, I think we found
our wave, found our motion, and like, now it's really like, good
and shit. So now we're just in the back.
We're. Just starting out but but we,
you know, we have to have you back on though you know.
Yeah, no, I've known. You guys for a long time too,
so. Hell yeah.
No. That's true.
And but yo, I am going to say now we do be asking Wilder and
crazier shit. All right, man.
So I'm just going to warn you, I hope you're ready.
And 1st question I'll. Answer the ones I can answer.
Go for it. How big is it?
Bro, I feel like it depends. I'm not saying like it changes
the stuff, but it's like sometimes I feel like you can be
more into stuff and you can be like more.
I feel like I can be more horny depending on certain situations
and. Different depending on the girl.
No, no. I've been with the same person
for the longest time. But I mean, I don't know.
Sometimes, I don't know. Like sometimes I feel like I can
just be hornier. Sometimes I'm more into it.
You know what I'm saying? If I haven't fucking busted in a
fucking week and I'm about to bust, I'm about to go fucking
ham. You know what?
I'm saying, wait, so do you do everything on only fans?
Like fully explicit content? No, really.
Would you ever chime into getting to that side of only
fans? I feel like it depends.
I feel like at the beginning when I first talked into it, I
feel like I wasn't so comfortable with putting like my
body online. But I feel like the more I've
done that, I'm like becoming more comfortable with putting
myself. Out.
Yeah, I was gonna say it's all about confidence too.
You know, I feel like if you're gonna put your whole body out
there, like you gotta for real. I mean, even yourself, you gotta
love your body too, I feel like. That's why I started working out
too. It's not because I was like, OK,
me too. I probably was a little insecure
because like seeing all these people online and stuff and it's
like you do compare yourself to him.
I was like, bro, if I was going to put my body.
Online I was like I want to be in the best So
So I just think. After Thanksgiving, I'm just
gonna be very strict. Yeah.
Are you actually? Yeah.
Like super strict. He's selling his soul to the
gym. Like first two days, first two
days, we get back. Like nobody's going to be here.
I'm just going to be literally in there like 12 hours, you
guys. Are like you guys have one in
your building. No.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's where you guys be on your stories.
Yeah. Back.
To back, that's literally all I do.
Just gym every day And then content, obviously.
But then I'm going to start adding some more shit.
The TikTok, the reels, all that extra shit.
But damn. So how long you been to only
fans? I like, I don't know exactly.
It's been over a year for sure. I don't think over a year and a
half, probably a year and a couple months.
And you didn't post no sex tapes or anything?
So what's the craziest thing you've done on your page then?
What would you say? Bro, I did a live the other day
and I think my ball sack fell out on live.
I think that was the most expensive.
My ball sack just fell out too. It fell out.
Bro, like I was wearing this like cowboy outfit thing and
then like it just like it didn't fit.
How far low do you think your balls be hanging like?
Bro, I got big balls. You do.
How big though? Wait with your finger.
How big is your balls? Like both together it's like 1.
Individual do one individual cuz I'm assuming they're the same
size, right? Nah, bro.
One ball is bigger than the other.
For real. You believe in that you believe
in. That I mean, I could show you
like, bro. I'll show you right now.
Bro. Bro.
This man's captain. Bro.
My left nut is bigger than my right nut.
Maybe maybe my shit's broken. No, your shit is is your Are
your balls the same size and. I've never sat down and measured
them, so I don't know like I was.
Never like, Nah, like just look like, you know what I'm saying?
You could just look. I could fill mine right now.
Yeah. My left wing is.
Definitely. Mine are definitely big though.
I feel like, like, you know, sometimes you just whip them out
for fun, you know, nothing serious.
Like, you know, just whip them out.
To where you whip out your balls for fun, yeah.
Someone's riding in the apartment.
And like you'd be like smacking your homies like.
Whip them out and. I waving your homies with them?
No. I was waiting.
Right. Put them away.
Your chummy. Like swinging it while y'all
touch like balls. What?
Like swinging the shit like whatever.
Like you know, Yeah, yeah, some shit like that.
You know, fuck it. Hey but everybody.
Tells me I have big balls when I do it.
So they're like, why your balls so big?
I'm. Like, wait wait wait.
So you said one's bigger. Wait, which?
The left or the right? Which?
One. Yeah, the left one.
The left one is bigger than my right.
One by how much? I mean not like.
Different like you look at him like and they're like.
Yeah, like, is it that noticeable?
I mean, I could tell, yeah. But, like, I don't think it's
like a huge difference. Like, damn, what the fuck
happened to the other one? He's just a little bigger.
But. That shit is like it almost this
big. No one's like.
Yeah, I'd say like, like that big and.
Like, damn, that's that's noticeably.
I don't know if that's. Right.
I don't know man, but y'all gotta go sub and see man.
Y'all see the difference. Yeah, let us know in the
comments if his balls are big. Which one?
Left or right?
Which one The biggest or? Smallest I gotta do like a ball
video you gotta. Shave.
Your balls, Yeah, Yeah, you. Yeah, of course.
Do you shave everything though, or you like keeping a Bush?
Bro, I usually let it grow up, but it gets to a point where I
don't like it when it's like too too hairy you.
Know the only reason why I grow it out is, 'cause they love it.
They be like you guys do, like, yeah, I don't know why they love
that shit. So I'm like, it's gonna do
better content. So I just grow it out, yeah.
I trim it. I trim it.
But recently, like I haven't shaved in 2 1/2 months.
Two months. Yeah, 2 1/2 months.
I just might be 3. I feel like that's good to mix
it up, you know, sometimes be fully clean and then sometimes
let it grow, you know? Yeah, because I was doing a
challenge on my OF on my stream that I was gonna do No shave
November. But like just for my ball, For
my. Not my balls, just more.
Not the face, not the face. No.
He can't grow hair on his face. Not really.
I can't really grow that much of A beard, you know, can you?
Bro, I feel like I can. But like, maybe Julian will
understand because like, you have one.
It's like, bro, I feel like there's that weird face where
it's like it's growing, but it's like it's not there.
Used to kind of look stupid, Like it's just like a little bit
of hair, but it's like it's not enough to be a mustache or a
beard, so it gets annoying. No, exactly.
And you? Look homeless is what I feel
like. Sometimes I walk homeless.
Like, kind of like you. Want to go through that stage to
get to that point? Where and is your hair like
blonde or darker? It's.
Pretty darker. Brown Brown now.
But tell them about your shit that you got.
I don't think you've ever talked about on the Pod.
This shit that I got, what do you mean?
With the laser, the what? Yeah.
So basically I did like laser surgery, like laser on my face.
Yeah. So it was getting kind of like,
all right, So I used to have, like, really bad skin, really
bad skin, acne and stuff. Yeah.
But, like, it was really bad because I would grow a lot of
hair on my face. Like, like, it was actually
really thick facial hair. And it was really taking a toll
because I was shaving every single day and my skin got
fucking irritated. And I got to the point where,
like, I couldn't even shave. Because every time I put shaving
cream from all those other days I shaved, it would it would
burn. So I was like, you know what?
I'm going to invest because it's my, it's my face, you know?
You know, you see this shit every day.
It's the one noticeable thing about everyone is your fucking
face. So I went out of my way to get
laser surgery on my face and it was 10K.
And I yeah, I signed a whole contract for.
It was a nine month contract where I have to go every single
every single month for nine months.
But that shit hurt. It hurt, but it was really, it
was worth it though. I recommend for anyone who wants
to get rid of their facial hair. It doesn't really look good on
them or if they just want to have clear like clearer skin.
Laser surgery is definitely a really big investment.
It's not just doesn't grow. At all?
Yeah, it doesn't grow as much. It's just like really thin and
it's really hard to see. But what?
If you change your mind one day, does it like?
No, no, no, no. It won't ever go back the same
like for me like a week. You'll like grow out to a
certain length and stop there, but it's not like super thick.
Yeah, yeah. So I can't grow like a full
beard, you know, But like, let's say whatever a week is for me of
growing official hair, it would say like that, like forever.
Like it won't grow anymore. And it'll be really thin too.
So yeah, but I did it mainly because I wanted clear skin, so
that was just kind of like my choice.
Like I said, I feel like the facial hair.
Sometimes it goes through a face or it just makes you look musty.
And I don't think it could fit everyone's face.
Like, I don't think it fit in mine, certain people, right.
But about you, it's crazy because even when you shave and
when you grow it out, I feel you still look the same.
I don't know if that I mean like, do you?
Suit you with it? No.
I was just trying. Sometimes in October, I was
like, you know what? I want to try it.
I just kind of hate keeping up with it, though.
Like, I have to like, line it up, Make sure you go to the
Barber. Da, da, da, da.
It's kind of annoying, but I just want different looks.
Like, you know how you talked about content?
Like, sometimes you'll be shaved.
It's gonna search it up. Exactly.
So it's just different, like. But I do think with my mustache,
people be saying I look Italian and shit.
And I think I can see that a little bit.
Yeah, I think I know European. Yeah, I do think I look a little
Italian with this. So I don't know, I might just.
Italian. Yeah, but another thing that
sucks bro, is that whenever you have it and like say you tan and
shit, right? So when you shave it, this spots
like a little extra white. Yeah, I didn't think about that.
Yeah, I hate that. So if I do shave it, I got to go
straight to the fucking tanning. So you want to keep the facial
hair. You would never want to shave it
clean off one day. I think you rock it.
So when's. The last time you saw yourself
with a bare face like no facial hair.
I think back September I was looking at my pictures and shit
and I could tell like right here is a little lighter cuz I was
just fucking around. Like I would get lazy and not
shave, but yeah. September Ever seen your face
that long before though? Like like is this one.
Yeah, I kind of. I just hate, like, keeping up
with that. I need to buy scissors to like,
trim it and then, OK, let me tell you the easy part.
So I was just going to a Barber shop every week.
And then we'll just line it up, line it up, line it up it.
Doesn't add up going every week. Exactly.
But I was doing that in last month cuz we were doing hella
shit. I stopped going every week.
So now it's like I have to I have to do it and it's just a
hassle. But no, I would not laser my
shit off, cuz just one day after I'm in the old man switch up
your. Mind all of a sudden you're
like. No, exactly.
I just think for me, I think. Brandon, forever is gonna want
to keep clean. I feel like a lot of guys, when
they grow up and they get when you become a dad one day or
something, you don't have facial hair.
No, no. I think when I become a dad,
facial hair is at least in my worries.
That's true. You know what I mean.
The bigger problem is that you know.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a dad, you know?
Yeah. No, I like the way I look, and I
spent hell of money on the fucking shit, so I better be
fucking happy. Yeah man, I feel like that's the
best thing to probably spend your money on is.
Yourself, bro, Right. Yeah.
And there's other things I wanna do too.
Like I wanna get Lasik eye surgery and shit, cuz I was.
Like what does that do? Does that.
Fix You wear glasses? Yeah, so I wear the first time
I. Saw you with your glasses was
last night. Last night, yeah, no, we were
playing Mario Kart that she was lit as fuck.
Yeah, it's Nash, bro. I was like, why do you look like
a nerd? Right now I know I.
Always fucking call me on my shit anyways.
But. No, LASIK is.
And basically I had really bad vision like him.
I couldn't, like, see the menu at McDonald's, like when you're
trying to order food and shit, bro.
I get my sense could. You see far distance things or.
No, both you could see. Oh, I couldn't see like close or
far. That's how I am right now bro.
When I would drive, I would miss the exits because I couldn't see
like where we're supposed you. Know I do the same.
Shit, yeah, I was really do the same shit.
And then when I was 19, when I was came in here, I came up on a
big bag and I was like, you know what, what's the best investment
I could make? And I'll just see all these
videos like in yourself and shit, right.
So then January, like three years ago, I went and got Lasik
eye surgery and basically they just like open your eye.
They cut like a little sliver of your like, it's like this little
skin that goes over your eye. And then they open it and then
they they shock it with like a laser.
No, no, no, no. And then like your vision is
instantly fixed. Here's.
The whole video, it's crazy. No, it's it was they put you to.
Sleep or something. Like they numb your eye, they
put numbing cream. Yeah, that's crazy.
And then they give you like imagine being awake and this
guy's got like scissors in your eyeball and.
Stuff. It's a robot.
It's a robot that does it. It goes and your eyes are like
pulled open so you can't close them on accident.
It's like these little clamps that they put in your eyelids
and you open it. Don't you want?
To blink and shit. Yeah.
You can't. You can't.
It's cool. So, like, you know it's gonna
sound nasty, but on the clamps, they put it in your eyelid right
here, like inside. What the fuck?
What is this? Did I get watery though?
No, they have lubrication. They've rubbing.
It Yeah, they put looping your eyeballs crazy.
Looping the eyeballs. Crazy, they put.
Looping the wrong balls. Damn looping the wrong balls the
wrong. Balls.
That's. No.
No, they they open it, they ZAP it with the laser, close it,
make sure there's no air bubbles in your eye, and then you can
see perfectly 2010, actually, mine was 2010, yeah, but you're.
Going to do that. Like now if you're hearing that,
you're going to let some dude Lube your eyeballs and then put
some. Scissors.
It took less than 10 minutes and my vision has been perfect for
the last three years so. I guess it's worth it, bro,
because right now whenever I go to McDonald's or if I were to go
out to eat somewhere, bro, I got to take a photo of the menu and
zoom in that shit. Yeah, it's bad.
Even the drive, I can't see the drive through menu.
Like it's really bad. So if that's what I got to go
through to fix my shit, cuz I've been wearing glasses and I mean
it's cool. Glasses don't bother me.
It's just like not something. That you would go with the
glasses too, if I would. It suited you when I saw you say
like they suited you. OK, well then I guess fuck
Lasik. Then I'm gonna just keep
glasses. No, I definitely want to invest,
continue to invest more on myself because again, like I
said, the laser surgery. Really, Yo, Brandon is a good
thing for me to do. Would you get any, like,
cosmetic surgery like, like, I don't know, like?
Nah, man, I'm perfect. So you don't need nothing.
I mean, like that's good, you feel?
That way, bro, people already think that I got a fucking lip
filler. They think I got my fucking nose
done. I got a.
Lip filler. I don't even think my lips are.
That big, I guess. Sometimes you just get no me.
But I'm saying sometimes you just get the right angle and I
feel like it makes your lips look bigger, you know?
Yeah. Thanks.
Got you. Normal.
Nah, bro.
People be thinking that I got fucking like the fucking lip
filler. They think that got my nose
done. They they always be thinking
that shit. So like the fact that I was born
with it, like, you know, it's all naturale.
Who knows? 2.
Action how you say that, man. Thank you because.
Nose is not the first thing you look at bro.
I feel like when someone points it.
Out. Yeah, no, I get.
I get told I have really good nose and shit.
So I'm like, all right bet. But would I get anything?
No, I won't get anything done. I think as long as you work out,
I know I'm gonna be like. BBL Yeah, you would.
I mean bro, I think the live stream is the of in general
loves my ass. So I think it's.
Going your ass is already fat. It is.
You got cake on. You.
I don't really be looking at shit.
It's fat, Yeah. It's just, you know, I got some
back there. I got some shows.
Can't relate. Can't, Can't relate.
I get told I got a nice ass, but I look at my son and me.
I'm like, I know these motherfuckers lying to me.
So you wouldn't. I know that.
Stop trying to be nice. Wait, do you have an ass?
I would say no. I would say no.
No, I gotta start hitting leg day though.
Yeah. What do you like have?
So you be hitting legs and shit? Bro, I do squats.
See, I don't. I don't do squats a lot.
Yeah, I don't do squats. Yeah, I do squats and I don't.
Hit leg day whatsoever. So I think that's my issue is I
gotta start hitting that and I think I'll build a fatty.
Yeah, no do squats, you know, And I guess my mom gave it to
me. Shut up, Mom.
Your mom got fatty. Don't answer that.
I love you, mom.
I'll. See you on.
Sorry, mom, if you watch this, I'm sorry.
Actually, no. If you're watching this, I think
your mom's got bigger issues. If she's listening to this
podcast, there's something else. Going on.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, Mom.
No. But no.
I you know, I definitely got a little dumpy.
You know, it's there. It's there.
Lucky Hell, yeah. Yo, so earlier you said you had
a girlfriend, right? I I did.
You did, Right? So, like, I have a question.
I feel like I know the answer. I'm just gonna ask it.
Like would you let your girlfriend do Only fans.
She did only fans. She did it.
She does only fans, I feel like. But I feel like specifically, if
I was in a relationship with someone who didn't do only fans,
I feel like it would also make things a lot more confusing
because they don't necessarily understand.
I feel like dating someone who also like we don't date anymore,
but like when we were, I feel like dating someone who also has
only fans. They understand you and you
understand them to like a better point, you know?
Where y'all do like the same occupation and shit, yeah.
I feel like when you date someone who doesn't do social
media, but you do social media, you know what I'm saying?
It's like you. Know it's a lot.
Different because I feel like the let's say you're dating, for
example, you're dating a girl, right?
And the girl sees all your comments about all these girls
loving you in the comments. They don't like that and they
get jealous. You know what I'm saying?
But if you. Date Another Another.
Content creator, they also have people in their comments and
stuff like that, so you you understand it on a different
level. Not for real.
And I think a lot of oh shit, the wild pillow.
Holy fuck, I can't. Let that drop.
No, but no. But I think everyone who's in a
relationship bro, they should really tap into only fans.
I think if you guys are already going to date for free, like why
not date and make money together like that?
Like if y'all going to have sex. What happens if you then break
up? Then what happens?
I feel like that. Also, this is obviously if
you're doing it, I hope you don't have the idea of even
breaking up. But let's say one day you do
break up for whatever reason. Then what?
Happens. Well, no, I don't think in a
relationship you guys should share an account together.
I think you should have your own.
You should have your. Own.
What about each have your own account, But then you have a
because you can have two accounts.
Yeah, you can each have your own.
And then you have one cloud like together that's specifically
content. You guys, I mean if y'all break
up, you delete the content. I guess that's true.
Delete the page. Well, I mean, hopefully it's a
good break up, but you know, I just feel like, you know, if I
feel like if you're in a relationship, I really think
that you should really capitalize on if you're gonna
have sex, bro. Like, OK, yeah, you guys love
each other and share whatever. But I record it, you know?
And I'm pretty sure people already do that for free, just
for themselves. So like, why not just post this?
I know, I know. This time people be talking
about it. It's like, bro, like, oh, I
filmed this. I filmed that.
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
They already have it. You know, you already do it.
So I mean. But they don't post it.
I mean, you're. Comfortable putting yourself out
there like that. Some people don't like to do
that, you know? Yeah, some people are insecure
and like, when you put yourself out there, it's like people can
say whatever they want about you.
You know what? I'm saying But I just think
everyone in relationship should really start thinking about
going to that of Wave and all that, I feel like.
If you're putting yourself on the Internet, it's not something
like, you know, you should be opposed to, you know, I feel
like a lot of girls already post bikini pictures on their
Instagram. It's like or guys post pictures
in fucking like underwear and stuff on Instagram.
It's like you can do the same thing but put.
It on your hands and. Get paid for it.
So you guys be doing like hello content together and shit.
We don't do any content together.
Never. Oh none.
So she does only fans. You do.
Only fans, but we've. Never merged?
No. And y'all talked about that
like, yo, I don't think we ever. Just, I don't think it ever just
came up, you know, like posting content together.
It never came up. That's interesting.
Well I mean, bro. I mean I don't know I I I
honestly think the bro. Like, I mean did you ever bring
it up to her or no. I mean you just said y'all never
talked about it. But, like, have you have you
ever, like, thought about asking her one day?
Like, hey, I think we should we're.
Not dating anymore. I told you we broke up.
So I was like, not wait, how long were we all not?
A conversation. Now wait.
How long were we all together true?
In total, we like we were talking for like 3 months before
we started dating, but we were already exclusive to each other.
So I want to say we probably dated for like maybe like a year
and like we knew each other for like a year.
I want to say you like already was exclusive the moment I
started talking to her and I hope she was too.
But like we dated for probably like 8-9 months.
That was my only relationship I've ever been into.
Damn, yo, I want to deviate a little bit from the relationship
because I want to ask you some broad questions.
You know what I'm saying? Because like, I'm assuming you
like had other girls and shit before her.
Like, oh, that was your first girlfriend.
That was my only girlfriend I've ever been with.
For real. The only type of relationship,
only ever type of commitment, was just.
That damn. So that was your first time?
So before you were a whore. No.
No, man. So look, what's your body count?
Like, I don't want to say I don't know the exact number
because I feel like that makes it seem like it's bad, but it's
just like sometimes shit just happens.
And it's like over under 20 actually.
No, no, OK. Can you count me on both
fingers? I'm in the teens.
OK.
Less than, I know it's less than 18 for sure, but it's more than
13. It was like somewhere in the
teens. So where's the craziest place
you had sex? Well, like the bed I've never
done. Anything.
You've never done anything crazy, I've.
Gotten head in the car. Maybe I've had sex in the car.
Hey, how is this? Wait, actually I want to ask you
two like how is it having sex in the car for you?
Because I've had sex in the car. But this?
Depends on the car I guess. Well, I've.
Only had sex in the car with that one person and the car was
like, yeah, I don't say it was too big, but it wasn't too
small, but I can imagine. It's a tall man.
Let's say you had. Sex in a car that had no space.
Let's say having sex in a Lamborghini with no space.
I can't imagine it. Being Have I got sex in a Lambo?
Bro that. Yours is different, but let's
say you're in a 2 door Lamborghini.
No. It's tight, bro.
Yeah, that'd. Be it'll be worth because the.
Only thing you can get in the Lambo is head.
That's what I'm saying, I don't think.
I've had. I'm just thinking about it right
now, like I had sex in. The car getting headed in, the
Lambo not having. Sex in the Lambo because you can
imagine that shit in the fucking driver's seat.
Like bro, imagine you're in the. Fucking.
Actually, no. But she'd be banging her head,
bro. How can you even get your
clothes off in the bro? That shit is tight as fuck.
True. True.
I didn't like. Actually tight, I didn't.
Think about how low the ceiling was, though.
She can be banging her head and shit while you're like, I mean,
she could maybe get on top of you.
No, I just didn't think about the the ceiling.
Damn. Well, I guess I've been.
Doing crazy stuff like that, I don't.
Know. So then.
OK, so you don't be doing anything freaky and location
wise, but like, what's the freakiest shit you've done then,
'cause right here you're dealing with the freak right here, this
man. What's the freakiest thing
you've? Done, bro.
I've drank a girl's piss before. Yeah.
So like that's like a couple. Times 3 different girls, which,
yeah, I've done it three times. Did you Did you know if it was
like like what if they were mad unhealthy?
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
This goes back to the 2 girls 1 cup.
I'm hoping these girls ate healthy shit before they ate
each other. 'S shit.
Me too. Drinking these.
Girls pissed like. I'm out drinking coke and.
Vodka. I'll tell this shit you know.
Like what are they? Drinking, I'll tell.
Oh, I don't know what they were. OK, well, I can tell you the
first one. We were all we were both drunk
and all. No, it was a it was a gathering.
But but we went elsewhere though.
Me and her. It's a piss gathering.
And then? Just a piss gathering.
Everybody's drinking each other's piss at the gathering.
It's like a whole fucking train of just everyone peeing on each
other. Human centipede type stuff.
That movie. Yeah, I have.
Yeah, Yeah, that is really gross.
But okay. So basically we were both drunk.
And then she actually brought up and I was just like, all right,
because she want to try something new.
I was like okay. And then I did it and she was
clear. It tastes like water.
It was warm water. It wasn't the.
Same exact as water. Well, no, no, we were drunk, so
it's clear. So it was just, it was just.
What did it taste like? It was just warm water.
Like it was just warm water with a little bit of hint of salt
like you ever had. Like salt water.
Did you like it? In the beginning, I did.
When I first did, I actually. What happened when he didn't
like it? How did you get it before?
He didn't. Like it?
No, I'll tell you. Right.
So then the second time, well, in the beginning I was like, OK,
it was cool. Like it wasn't bad.
Not anything that like. It's not a kink of mine.
Again, she brought it up sometimes.
You do stuff because your partner likes it, not.
Because you right. That's exactly what it was.
And then so he. Got something?
Definitely. He's like he's cooking right
now, he. Is, Yeah.
We'll get back to you. You're respectful.
Too cuz I don't want to say anything that that person won't.
What do you want me to say so? OK.
I mean it could be a different. Girl, yeah, we could believe it.
But anyway, so but the second time it was sober and it was a
different girl. And then I brought it up because
I liked it the first time. So I was like, hey, would you be
interested in doing? It cuz you were drunk the first
time doing it when you were sober.
No, no, no, no like. I like, I couldn't remember it,
but when I'm sober I was like, I don't like that shit.
No, bro, no. So then when we did it when we
were sober, so the P was like orange, bro.
Like that shit was like so fucking what?
I'm saying dark yellow. And I didn't but it was it was
not good. The the second time come out,
you took it hit your. Tongue and you're like, yo, we
got to stop this. I didn't like that you just kept
going after you realized you didn't.
Like it? You were like, yeah, the whole
thing. Yeah.
I mean bro. The second one, you drink all
that shit. Yeah, because I'm not going to
bring something up. And then just like you know
what? I mean, but if that shit was in
my mouth and it was nasty, I'd put it back at her.
The second time I didn't. But then the third time I was
drunk again. This is what I'm.
Saying it comes back to being drunk so you like it when you're
drunk. But then no, no, but I didn't
bring it up the third time. Another girl brought it up, was
like, hey, would you want to try this?
And I told her that I never tried it before, when in reality
I did. So then I did it again.
And even when I was drunk the third time, I still hated it.
So I don't know what about the first time was it was just maybe
they just drank water and fucking tequila.
And then that's what made it really clear.
But second time it was sober and that she was ass.
And the third time, did you tell?
Her after you're like, yo, your piss tastes like you smell.
It tastes like shit. No, I'll never do that again.
No, I was just like, OK, now it was interesting.
But that's basically it though. Like it was.
I mean, I just never would do it again, though.
Oh, my best, my food. Right mukbang now.
Mukbang talking about piss and drinking piss while he's eating
his like burger and shit. Just to wash them down, you
know? But yeah, no.
It was a really interesting moment, though.
OK, I got the pen. No, no, this one here is
different. It is 3273.
No breeze. We got sushi, all right.
So you heard Brandon's crazy. Shit.
I was honest, Luca. I'm honest, bro.
I drink a girl's piss. There's no way you didn't eat a
girl. You ate a girl's shit before.
Come on, don't lie to me. No, I've ate a girl.
'S Wait, do you eat a girl out? You ate ass.
OK.
What do you think about eating OK?
What is your opinion about eating ass?
I don't know. As long as the person is clean,
I assume. Like I've never only did it one
person. They were clean the whole time.
So it's like it didn't taste like anything.
I thought it was fine. Turns me on.
I was. Like, whatever, Because Julian
doesn't eat ass. So it's a mixed thing.
I feel like people either really like it or like they do like it
or they don't at all. There's no in the middle.
You either like it or you don't. Wait, did you put it in her ass?
Once. For the while, please.
And did she like it? I don't know.
Did you like it? I thought.
It was OK. I think it's just something new
you have to try. You don't know it't.
OK, so do you recommend Julian try eating ass?
Sure. You don't know if you like
something until you try it once. I feel like if you try it once,
you don't like it. Don't do it again.
But if you all right, let me flip the script on you, then
would you let her eat your ass? If she wants to try it, sure.
It's not something I'm gonna bring up and be like, hey, would
you like to eat my ass? No, but she's like, I would like
to try. But hey, you know I I.
Guess yeah, no, because so there was a there was a clip, right,
that Julian said that he's looking for the right munch.
Yeah, I was like, I'll let a girl eat my ass, but that's
what. A munch is someone likes to.
Yeah, likes to eat. He's a munch.
I'm. That means yeah.
I'm a munch. So, so look.
So he's looking for a girl to eat his ass.
And then that made me realize like, damn, bro, like, you know,
maybe join speaking some facts. Because I did try once.
I didn't like it. But you know what?
I want to try it again. I think he just made me realize
a lot. Like why not?
Got to be the right munch. Right.
The right girl. I'm looking for someone to eat
my ass. He's looking for someone to eat
his ass. Are you looking?
Are you looking for someone in your ass?
If they would like to. So if someone would, you know,
be like, hey, I want to eat your ass and it's like, think about
this, bro. Like if it's.
Someone I like? Then sure, I'm.
Not OK I. Don't like doing intimate stuff
unless I emotionally connect to the person I.
Like this I'm saying. Got it.
Especially after being in a relationship, I've realized how
much I like, like how much more important and meaningful shit
is. When it's like you're with
someone you like, it's just 10 times better.
Yeah, it is. You're making love, you know.
If you're Are you a whore, Brandon?
Am I whore? You're a whore, you.
Probably can't relate because you like doing stuff randomly,
but it's like me. I like being emotionally
connected to someone. Yeah, Brandon, are you a whore?
I would say I'm a whore. I would really put it out there
because you know, I think being I think whore is like, look, if
if if a girl is a whore, like just that word, it just means so
much negativity. But bro, in reality, they're
just trying to have fun. Like I'm trying to have fun.
Bro, I'm a 23. What the fuck you think I am
trying to have a kid you get married at?
23 You don't have fun with the same person you you want to.
No, exactly. No, bro.
I think it's it's time now to to have fun with different types of
like, you know what I mean? Like like just have fun with
like whoever you want to have fun with, you know?
I think I think that's really important to note that you don't
got to stick with someone right now at 23, you know, just just
have fun and but just make sure you're you're good though.
Make sure you're protected. Make sure you know.
If you're not drinking orange piss.
Nah, but I want to hear your perspective on like because he's
the total opposite of you. It seems on like you said be
with one person. He's trying to be with the whole
world. So like I just.
Think OK now, But hold on, hold on.
The whole world is crazy. I mean, you wouldn't like, fuck
the whole world like you'd probably go to India to find a
nice Indian and drink. Some like fucking other orange
piss from. Somebody you trying to have fun,
bro, and you're getting. Drunk and be like is your piss
green or orange or it's clear? Damn no you.
Wouldn't want to fuck the whole a girl from every place in the
world. Imagine saying that as a story.
Yeah, you fuck the whole world. You sound.
How do I sound? That's good.
Imagine. Saying no, let him, Yeah, let
him speak, though. I want to hear.
The text for a different person in every country I try will do
you know? OK.
OK.
Go ahead. What all?
Right. What was the question?
So like he said he wants to be a whore and shit.
What's your perspective on like being with one person?
Like, I just think it's like more meaningful and it feels
better being with some person you're emotionally connected,
connected to. You know what I'm saying?
No, I believe that. But like, I I understand.
Like other people don't feel that way, you know?
I feel like it's all. I don't know.
Well, again, like I said, I'm in love.
So it's different, you know? OK, so OK, so would you consider
like you? Because how old are you?
19. Or you're 19 years old.
I'm young, OK, so you can't even get a drink at a bar.
So do you think that like, oh, OK, that's not.
The. Wristband.
All right, so you have a 21 plus wristband at 19.
Damn. I'm not gonna ask.
Kind of a flex, but all right, But, like, you're 19 years old
and you think it's time to fall in love right now?
Or like, what? Like oh.
Love's I feel like, hey, I feel like there's no wrong age to
fall in love at. But you don't go looking for
love. Love will find you.
Like I didn't mean to fall in love, but it's like the person
found me out of time and it's like you just connect on a
different level and you just experience different things and
you like, I want to be with that person.
I don't think I wouldn't. I wouldn't go looking for love
and I'm, I'm not going to look for love again.
It's just like it just fucking happens when it's meant to
happen, Something you can look for.
So I feel like it can really happen at any age.
You know, Some people find love at 45.
Some people probably find, some people get married to the people
they dated in like high school, in like Grade 9, you know, I'm
saying. And they stay together their
whole life. So I feel like it just comes to
you whenever you know. Wait, so how old were you when
you lost your virginity? Like 1716?
OK so it's kind of recent cuz I lost mine at 14 so I'm thinking
about like. Money was coming.
You were probably busting pissed then.
At 14, hey, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know shit, but luckily
the girl knew what she was doing.
She was 15. She was a year older than me.
And you know, she knew she knew what she was doing.
So I think I got with the right person for the first time.
Guy didn't know where to put. That's what happened to me, bro.
I don't know where the fuck to put my Dick.
Luckily, she just grabbed it without me asking and put it in
herself. I was like bro, like thank Laura
bro because I don't know what the fuck I was doing, but yeah I
was 14 and I don't know, I feel like that's kind of the age
where you start kind of like being cute like, cuz when you're
14 there's no way you weren't like you weren't jerking off at
14 or what? Like there's no way you weren't
like I. Remember how old I was?
But I remember finding this one porn video and at the point
where I didn't even know there was other porns, I swear to God,
I went back and I was watching the same video over and over
again, and I vividly remembered some dude going into like a
doctor's office or something. He got Viagra and then went back
to his place and I don't know, some girl was just like fucking
him and he was off fire. And I vividly remember watching
the same video over and over, because I didn't know there was
other shit that. Existed.
Damn. He could.
He could replay that video in his head right now.
Can you what? You play that video?
Oh no. It's crazy.
I've gone back, like not recently, but I went back and I
tried to find the same video. I never fucking found it again.
Like I was trying to like re like rewatch the shit that I
like. I was like, damn, I used to
really love that. So I went back to find I could
never fucking find it. I think I only liked it because
I think like as a as like a young guy.
I feel like that was the first time I saw a girl.
Naked Online and I liked it. But hey, so how old were you
when you first, I guess got introduced to like, jerking off,
honestly. I probably really just really
started. I think I really started when I
was like 16. Bro, no way.
That's like really late. I feel like, for a lot of
people. How were you when you first
started jerking off? No, I think I was later too.
Probably like bro. I remember it was like a
Thanksgiving break. Julian, when did you lose your
virginity? I think 17, yeah. 14 is crazy.
But I started jerking off when I was 12.
Like I was like really like in like a whole different I feel.
Like, wait, would you like? How did you get introduced to
that? So I mean honestly.
Wait, how old was the girl? So she was 15.
I was 14. But you.
Said she really knew what she was.
Doing. I don't know, bro.
She's 15, right? That's so interesting.
I know. I'm not obviously thinking about
it now, right? It's obviously at the time,
like, at least she knew what she was doing.
Cuz bro, if she was like all right, put it in.
Like where I. Don't know where the fuck I
thought, bro. I honestly thought like the the
like we're girls Pee is like also the same where like you put
the I don't know, there's so many fucking holes.
I feel like in a fucking female. Like, I just feel like we're how
many. Holes You what?
Holes. You counting the ears and.
Shit, bro. I mean, dude, when I'm when I'm
14. Three.
Like what else? You.
Count, bro, When I'm 13, bro, I mean 14.
You don't know. You know what I mean?
You're looking at every. Hole you're looking at the
nostrils and. Shit, huh?
Looking at everything. Whatever.
What can I put? It into no, but how I got
introduced to jerking off, bro. It's just like, you know, you
hang out with a group of friends at school.
You know, they always be, someone says.
You're like, hey, you know, I should go try it.
We all jerked off together. No, we did not jerk.
No, we didn't jerk off together. I was playing soggy biscuit and
stuff. You.
Know, Soggy. You know what that is?
Yeah, I do. No.
What's a soggy biscuit? Last like you all.
I've never played this but I've heard about it so it's kind of
funny. But it's like everybody like
busts on like a donut or a biscuit and last person to come
on has to eat it I. Don't know man, It seems like
you've done it before. You described it really well.
It's not that hard to. Describe for content.
For content you would do it. Let's do it.
I don't. Know and I got to Yeah, Sir,
let's do it US 3. Us three right now.
Ready makes Get a donut, watch them and grab someone.
There's. Just one art in the cupboard.
No, but but yeah, you know, people be making jokes and shit.
Like guys would be just like, oh like fuck you like jerk or
whatever. Like, you know, you started
learning shit like when you like grow up.
So like, I guess that was the crowd I was hanging around with.
And then I just saw, do you know the movie Spring Breakers with
like, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and like all these girls
in bikinis. So, like until this day.
Watching that movie, I said you had a field day watching that
movie, right? Selena Gomez.
Hell yeah. And Vanessa.
And then you said bikinis. I know.
You had, you know. Bro, Selena Gomez told This day
he stole my fucking celebrity crush.
Selena, if you're watching this baby, I love you.
But it was her in a bikini. And it was her.
It was Vanessa Hudgens grabbing her ass.
And yeah, that was the first photo I I jerked off.
Wait, you? So you jerked off to a movie
your first ever time? Well, I mean, if you go on
Google and you look up Spring Breakers like Vanessa Hudgens,
Selena Gomez, like. You find the photo.
I mean you. Went back and you kept looking.
At it No, I didn't go back when I was young, but now I'm just
saying when I was younger, that's what I would like jerk
off to. So that was the first photo I
jerked off to. And then you ever have?
That talk with your parents, were you like, what's
masturbating or something? No, never your.
Parents have a talk with you. Now it's kind of like I'm more
comfortable with it now. Obviously when I was younger I
wasn't, but I remember I asked my mom if she had kinks and
shit, cuz I wanted to. I was really your mom.
My mom? I feel like what?
Did your mom say? Well she doesn't really have
any, but she told me cuz I don't know my dad, but she told me
that my dad would love to like slap and choke and shit and my
mom did not like that. I can never imagine having that
conversation with my. Mom, bro, that's.
Crazy no? But I feel like no, but I feel
like that's something that you should be comfortable with at a
certain age to to just ask. I don't think that's kind of a
bad question to. Ask like like Mom, what's your
favorite position 0? Damn.
OK see. I mean bro.
That's the same shit as asking your mom what's your favorite.
Keys, but it sounds like you've already, like, crossed that line
and. Answered that so I feel like
it's not no bro. It's not weird for you bro
anymore. OK, caller.
Call my mom. And ask her.
OK, see if it wasn't Thanksgiving coming up, I would,
but. What are the odds tomorrow?
What are? The odds out of 10, huh, Do what
are the odds? You know, 0321 and we say a
number one to 10. If it lands and we say the same
number, you got to do it. All right, fine.
I'll do it. Go 321 and then we'll say the.
Same number. All right.
Ready. So we all say the same number,
no? Just you and I, Julius is going
to do the countdown. So he's going to 321 and then we
say a number. From.
All right. Go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead. Ready 3217.
Oh my God, yo. Yo, fuck, fuck, all right?
Now that's the best bit right there.
That's the best scene. Right there.
Fuck. No way should I.
Pay. Somewhere.
God, I heard the ass. I thought you were about to say
six, bro. Yeah.
I will. Let's see if she answers.
Hopefully she's not with the fam right now all.
Right. Let's see.
I turn that volume up too. Come on, Mom.
There's no way that happens. She has to answer, like that's
just too good. Mommy, you're you're you're
selling it right now. Mom, come on.
I'll call her one more time for good luck.
Damn, bro. My mom is not answering.
What a shame, bro. Well, I guess we're going to be
curious on what her sex position is because like, she ain't
answering. But that was crazy though.
No, that is crazy though. But yeah, I know.
I think, I I think once you grow up and shit like, I mean, I
don't know, bro. Like, I mean, one day me and mom
were just in a car ride and we were going to the mall and shit
and I was just like, mom, what's your what?
What's your kink Like? It was just random.
But I I actually want to know what she was going to say
because, like, I don't know. But it was just something.
I was just like, what kink does? What the fuck does my mom like?
You know what I mean? I actually wanted to ask her
another We're talking about this.
I actually was an accident. I was supposed to happen.
My parents were drunk. And then I mean, here I am.
My mom, when you think about that, I'm not supposed to be
here, technically. Technically, yeah, I know.
I mean, of course I do. Like, basically, I mean, I was
playing Xbox and some kid got fucking pissed because I I was
winning a game. And he goes, your mom, you know,
you're an accident. Your mom didn't want you.
That shit hit you? I mean, he he remembered that.
Shit. Yeah bro.
That shit got me in my head. I'm like damn, why the that?
Late at night, I still remember. Fucking so I'm like, you know
what? I never thought about that.
Like how the fuck did I come about?
So I asked my mom a good mom. Was I an accident, bro?
When I said that shit, she like smiled a little bit and she
goes, I'll be honest, she want me to be honest with you.
And I was like, bro, what the fuck?
And I'm like, first of all, I want the fuck with that guy.
Say that and be right about it. Like that was crazy on Xbox Two,
like saying that's stupid shit and I don't.
Know it's like some random guy A.
Lot. So random guy went to one V1
mean shit and then I won. And then he fucking says yeah,
yeah, your mom doesn't love you. You're an accident or some shit,
I feel. Like I've heard that before to
me too. Right.
But I was really curious. I'm like, Mom, am I actually an
accident? And she goes, well, here, let me
tell the story how you came about.
So yeah. Mom goes to be honest.
She was like, your aunt, Uncle came over the house.
We all got drunk. And then, yeah, we all just got
all drunk. And then, yeah, when they left,
me and your dad, you know, whatever, we had sex.
And then you came about. But after we talked about this,
bro, like what position do you think you guys were?
Birth to That or not birth? When like you know when like
your dad comes in your mom and shit, Like what position do you
think that like you're? Like you're no fucking idea.
Like you, think you. Think I have no.
Fucking idea. There's a billion positions, you
know what I'm saying? Like.
Like think about it. I don't even want to think about
it. I don't know about.
It I feel like like somebody's like, what the fuck?
But because like, you're already imagining, like, your mom and
shit in that position. But that's the fine.
It's not weird for you, OK? But I'm not horny, though.
I'm not thinking about it jerking off and shit like I'm
just really just. There's a genuine question.
Not because when you have a kid like, I mean bro.
What? Position.
Do you think your mom was in then?
Damn bro. Honestly.
Like for it to be. Like back shots, right?
I feel. Like you have an idea you.
Already asked. Shots is crazy.
What the fuck? OK, see 'cause I'm over here
saying. Why the fuck would you say that?
Cause but what if it was true? But I'm hoping it's the
scenario. Hopefully, she answers.
Yeah, she better call back while we're on stream.
Yeah, she yeah. Take your phone off of D&D, bro.
She might call back. She's she's off my D&D.
She's on a specialist, but Nah. But anyways, yeah, no, I'm
hoping it was missionary, cuz that means it was intimate and
she meant to have a kid. True, but for me when I have a
kid. Hey Luca, what is your favorite
position? Fuck.
What's the one where it's like they're riding you but facing
you? I don't even know the name for
it. Missionary.
Cowgirl is that cowgirl. Not facing you.
No, no, no, no, no. Reverse cowgirl is when they're
around. OK, OK.
OK. OK.
Like I said, it's like cuz you're not the one on top.
I like the person. You don't.
Want to see their face while I do it?
Too. But cowgirl, the girls on top,
is that we talking? About Yeah, And she's just
writing it. Okay.
Yeah, damn, they're gonna say doggy.
It's basic by like. No, I like seeing their face,
you know, probably like the person.
It's not like I'm just trying to bust nuts, like at the same
time, I'm trying to make them feel good.
I like them. So I.
Like, see, I'm in the between. I'm in between both of y'all,
because I really do relate a lot with that, but like, I also kind
of like being a whore sometimes. So I'm like right in the middle
bro. Like for example like turn.
On seeing their face, me some. People like it, bro.
It is. No, no, it is.
But I feel like that's the position where like girls be
falling in love and shit and that's what I don't like because
they'd be so fucking into that shit and like, in love.
So that's. Why I?
Love that position. Yeah, I just feel like that shit
really be like, you know, That's why I kind of do like, OK, let
me get on top of you instead of you on top of me thinking like,
control me and shit. Like for no, let me go crazy on
you and then do doggy. But I like doggy because, like,
I'm an ass guy. So just like, you know, going
crazy with it. But I hate all the basic though,
because like, I actually generally like that position.
The basic ones are the ones everybody.
Loves. Yeah, there's a reason.
They're basic is because everybody likes.
Them, you know, Hey, but do you like it sideways when you're
just laying down and you just like, you know what I mean?
Like the ass is like, right here.
You're just laying down like that.
And then, like you know, your Dick is inside.
And y'all just. It's all right.
It's like cuddle fucking. But it's not a not a bad one.
Cuddle yo do be cuddling girls. OK, here and there, because I
actually I'm not a cuddler here. And there you.
Don't like you like physical touch, though?
Like you like being touched, but you don't like cuddling.
Yeah, I sweat and it gets way too hot and it's just not
really. I don't know.
I just like my own space. When I sleep, I can't sleep
cuddle. I like being.
In touch while. I sleep.
I've heard this before. Yeah, I'm just like, not that
kind of guy. And, like, I feel like when
girls like it, it's like, not, like, go over there.
But I did take offense to it. I'm like, OK, that's your
problem. Then, like, that's out of my
league. Like, if you're taking offense
to it, that's your problem, not mine.
Because I'm being nice about it. Do the stuff you're comfortable
with, you know? Yeah, like, I fucked.
That's not enough. When you want extra shit now,
like, come on, let's be for real.
How about you? Do you cuddle?
I hate cuddling with girls, but I relate to you like I get too
hot and I just don't like being like, I guess sweaty and shit,
you know? And then I'm sweaty and then I
wake up. You know what I remember on the
trip when that girl, me and you were so we just went to Arizona,
right? And we were trunk as fuck.
Here we go. And me and Brandon were like, in
the hot tub chilling, right? And there's this crazy Mexican
Latina girl. She's like 29 years old.
She's. 29 has a kid. Delusional.
Delusional has. The kids a crazy combination.
I know, right? Isn't that crazy?
And I thought, all of them, they're already drunk as fuck.
So I thought, they're all gonna go to bed.
But me and Brandon are chilling and I actually have a video and
this girl comes at me like a fucking mom and she's like
Julian, I was like. What?
The come fucking. Cuddle me.
No, she did. Yes.
Yeah. She said that she goes, you're
not going to lay with me, come cuddle with me and then Jones
like get the fuck out of here, bitch.
I swear it's like that. I'm kidding.
He didn't say like that. But Long story short though, he
said that obviously, and then she turned around and walked
away because bro, she was, she was fucking crazy, bro.
She's done some crazy shit I like.
Cuddling. No.
Like I said, I also. Like, OK, so you do like
cuddling You like I? Said I was in love, bro.
I like doing. Anything that was with that
Damn. So you're so you're really,
really, like, intimate in bed? Yeah.
With that person, that's what I'm saying.
So I feel like the person. It's like it's not only do you
wanna feel good, but you wanna make your partner feel good too.
So do you eat girls out? Only the partner.
I would never do that to a random person because it has to
be. Someone like that Brandon eats
out every girl he folks. Dude, I told you I do everything
bro. I do not.
Going to catch the disease, my guy.
Well, I mean, there's no protection.
That helps you from that. If you have intercourse, you can
protect yourself. You're like eating everybody.
It's like you're. Asking bro.
But like, I know, but bro, I do it because I actually generally
like it though. You know bro.
I think I have. I think.
Delusional, You're asking to catch something.
No, bro, I think I have like an eating pussy.
Like obsession. Like, I think it's eating pussy.
Disorder, I don't think. That's an obsession if it's with
one person, but if it's everybody, then it's a disorder,
I think. Yeah, we're gonna.
Catch some shit, bro. I think that's what I'm gonna
learn to stop, but obviously I don't wanna.
Stub. You think whenever I catch, I'll
just go for it? You.
Said. You want to have sex with
different girl in every country. We know you ain't stopping.
Bro, But it's a story to tell. That's your.
Next story? Every girl out in every country.
Yo damn, it's a vlog. You should do that.
Traveling to 90 countries and having sex with 90.
Different girls with like the Mr. Beast thumbnail.
With the Mr. Beast, give me 99 girls head.
What is it like with the fucking thumbnail?
Just. Standing in the line number one.
All the flag. America's Got.
Talent doing. In a world record time just one
by 1 by 1 by 1. Bro, no fucking way.
Nah, man, that shit's crazy. But yeah, that's kind of like
what I like to do and shit, but it's just like, I guess that's
my kink is just eating girls. Because bro, if I'm going to
hook up with you, I want to know what you taste like.
Yeah, like that orange piss. How'd that taste like?
What did that? You never told me what that one
tastes like. You said the first one tasted
like warm water. What did the orange one taste?
Like, all right, the orange piss, bro.
That shit literally tasted like salt water, but more like when
you put like when you dump the whole thing of salt and then you
pour like a whole bunch of like fucking warm water, dude.
But it was like ocean water. You know when you, like,
accidentally go into the ocean? And you get like, a mouthful,
yeah? Yeah, yeah, you get a mouthful
and you're like fucking, like throwing up his shit or like
gagging. But Brandon, how have you eaten
all this shit? Like swallowed piss, but you
haven't tasted your own cum. I was just about to say it
because it's not what I was about to say, but I was about to
say like, what do you think your own, like, cum tastes like?
So you hear a lot of things like girls or like anybody will say,
like, you know, if the guy's unhealthy, their cum tastes like
battery acid, this and that. Like battery.
Acid. I've never heard that shit, no.
I heard you say that to other people for real.
Yeah, I've heard. You know, I've heard that in
general, I feel like. People say like when you eat,
wait Luca, have you been unhealthy?
Have you tried your own cum? No.
Would you? Would you try your own cum?
How? Does that even come about?
Are you like? OK, so now OK, let me tell you
come. And you're like, I want to
taste. It like, yeah, yeah.
I mean, Julie's done it before. I've never traded my own cum,
Not yet I've. Never been that yet you're
about. To never had that thought.
Not yet healthy so. I can imagine.
I want to see what my girls taste like, all right, You know
what they're tasting. I want to taste the same shit.
So here's how I know but my. So I can't be told my cum
doesn't taste nasty. You're like, oh, I know it
doesn't happen. She's captain done that.
I know she captain, bro. I've tasted it.
She lying. But the only way to test is if
they spit. If they spit, that means that
she's ass. But like, what's that for
quitters? No, it is.
I mean, I mean, I'm assuming it's also like because it's bad.
I mean, why would they swallow? It feels good.
Like, I mean, I'm just saying. Every girl.
The orange paste if it if it
tasted bad, you did it anyways. Hey bud, damn, we got a point
there, you know? What I'm saying and I.
Feel like a learning experience this.
Probably tasted worse than bad, come.
OK. But you know what?
It was a really it was, it was a learning experience.
And I don't know. I think you know what I also
think, Luca, I think once you try it once, I think that right
there should show if it's going to be something that you're
interested in or not. In the beginning I was.
So I did it again and it showed me that I wasn't.
I tried to give it, you know, third time's a charm and you
know, it really wasn't. Again, so.
Do you apply that logic to everything like that?
Trying shit once and then trying it again and it wasn't good, but
you gotta try it one more time just to I've.
Gotta try 3. Times I gotta make sure.
And you apply that logic to. Everything.
That's all you need. I think One time's all you need.
I think it really depends what. I guess that's true.
I guess it just. Can depend, yeah.
Maybe you're optimistic. Maybe like maybe it could be
better it. Could be.
But honestly, I just realized that that right there was not
it. So yeah, I don't think I'm gonna
try to four time Unless what? Unless I'm drunk, right?
Yeah, unless. The costume you was hitting real
good. You're like, You know what?
I'll take this one. No, but I mean like is there
anything you would you would try that you haven't tried yet in
bed and that comes about your. Mind.
Wait, have you tried that? I actually have this on the
notes. Have you fucked a bitch with
your homie? No, I've never done anything.
Like a threesome? No.
Never, never Done. Anything more than just.
One person would. You probably not.
Tell threesome why not 2 girls? He's going to be giving
attention to one girl too much. I also like, I've heard I've had
friends that have had threesomes with each other, like 2 friends.
It's like they've told me, like it's hard to not laugh because
like you're doing it with your homeboy, like you know what I'm
saying? It's like also funny at the same
time you know you're looking. At hey.
But at least it's a good time though, doing it, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I mean, like you don't, but you wouldn't try at
all. It's like you wouldn't even get
one try. I don't.
Think so, I think one person you got to do.
The Brandon method, I'm different.
From you, I feel like one guy. Like, I like emotional stuff.
So I couldn't do it with three people because I'm only like one
person, you know? I can only do.
It. You gotta close your eyes and
just forget it. You know what I mean?
Forget that your homies there gotta close your.
Eyes. Actually a funny story and
hopefully my friends don't see this but they were having a
threesome these two guys and and like one guy was like fucker and
the other guy went to like rubber clip.
We end up grabbing my like rubbing my friend's balls.
This is what I'm saying. So imagine.
No, that's crazy. How?
Do you even stay hard? That happens.
No, that is crazy. How do you stay hard?
Like your bro. You're like fucking this girl
and your bro grabs your fucking ball sack.
No, that's different though. Like that's then.
You're questioning your homeboy. You're like, wait a minute.
No, you question then you're. Questioning the home way.
Was he in it for the girl? Was he in it for me?
You know? Then it's like.
Hell, no. One from the front, One in the
back. That won't happen.
Exactly, Dan. Yeah, so we actually are going
to double team a girl for content soon.
You are? Yeah, about to go crazy.
Grab his balls are doing it. I don't know about that one.
That's why we're separated, bro. You don't.
You don't plan it, you know. You know, if he says the issue
is bigger than the other, I mean, you know, I you're going
to grab my. Balls.
Bran's getting a little field. Test for himself.
He's like, definitely the right one.
Bran's like the right one. Oh wait, this one's hairy too.
The right. One, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't know. But you know, I think, I think
what's also cool too about that is that, you know, we could do a
little switch, swap, you know what I mean?
Test it out from the front and test it out from the back, you
know. I'll get the head first.
You like the back shots? I get the I was.
A few, though. Julian's having sex with her.
He looks up. And you guys?
He's got a three. He's got a threesome before.
Yeah, I. Already have.
It was the same thing. What a guy.
Like a guy and a girl. It was me and my homie.
And then we fucked this one mom. And that's just why every.
Time I go, you like the delusional moms?
But I just. They just come to me all.
The kids is what I'm damn you do Julian and.
So now we have got like a little code word and I don't fucking
put it out there, but like, should we mom this?
Bitch. Yeah, that is but.
It was lit, was lit. What's Brandon's scoping up?
Brandon's thinking right? Now I am.
I'm really thinking what? Color's the piss gonna be from
the next person. Well, look.
Brandon, have you tried your own piss?
I've never tried my own piss. No.
Hey, have you accidentally jerked off and came on your face
by accident? No.
Never. What position are you jerking
off in that you can't? Win your own face.
Like sitting down. Someone's laying down, you know
what I mean? Like sitting down.
Laying down like your. Dick above you like.
Yeah, like it just shoots up. This never happens.
You're pointing it at your face while you're busting nuts.
I mean. Sometimes.
Draining does my Dick's pointing like up, mine's not pointing at
my face. I'm not like.
Bro, you just like, I don't know, you just watching some
shit and he just like, yeah, his face like, bro, like what the
fuck? Yeah, he's facing up and shit
and then you just accidentally get your nose or some shit.
Different than mine. OK, so it's.
Bending up towards you. Mine's just pointing up.
You. Know.
All right. Because I took curves.
Then I guess mine's just straight.
Mine's like, mine's like curved. Mine's straight.
So how the fuck? Why are you pointing at your
face? Bro, you're just helping
yourself here, OK? So I'll be sitting like this,
bro. I'll be sitting like this.
My fucking Dick is up like this. You asked.
You phrased the question like you were asking me if I ever did
it by accident, but it sounds like you did it on purpose.
Brandon, you just say. Your Dick's not curved, but it
was pointing at your face. So you were pointing at
yourself, at your face? And you, I mean, I was, but I
wasn't the. But that wasn't the point
though. It wasn't an.
Accident for you? Bro, I took a OK cuz I took a
Honeypacket, but we were trying to see what it takes.
I took a Honeypacket and in the fucking the cum built up and
then it just shot me in the face.
But they work and I've never taken a Honeypacket.
I was gonna ask if you've ever took a Honeypacket before.
Someone who is it? Someone was telling me the other
day about a honeypacket in the gym.
If you put salt and honey in the gym it like fucking like locks
you in like pre workout. And then on the same topic he
was telling me how he also uses honey in bed and it makes him
horny. So apparently honey is just a
secret to everything. Bro it is because the the honey
for me it makes me hard like 24. Seven.
I know, I heard it's like temporary Viagra, like it'll
stay hard until they make you come.
And it also lasts longer. Yeah, no, you can keep going
after you come too. Interesting.
Like you recharge. It's not just any honey, I have
to use specific. Honey.
No. Yeah, the the Royal Honey
Packets. Royal Honey.
How much money? Would you say it makes you then
like normal? Let's say like normal.
Like, if I just go like this, I'm gonna instantly get bricked
up. It's crazy.
Just like a rub. Or if you're thinking about
something, Yeah, just. Hard take it on stream.
So then that should be making the stream.
But then it's kind of annoying the whole.
Time, yeah. It's kind of annoying.
Like, I remember I took a honey packet and they last like 72
hours. What the fuck?
And it was crazy. 72 hours until you come right once you come
once. Then Nah, no, bro.
It's like you're horny for those 72 hours.
Shit, obviously you can get soft, but like if you do
anything like you're any like. You're sensitive.
Any thought? Yeah.
So I was at the gym doing the fucking treadmill and I was
going through my phone and I just seemed like a bitch.
Damn, she's bad. And like you were hard.
Oh, yes, yes. I was like running, bro.
I'm like. On the bro bro bro fucking his
Dick is just like out like this was fucking shorts while running
I. Was yes.
That's what happened. And you know how there's like
the ledge where you're looking onto everybody working out.
So I'm at the top and like, if somebody looks at me, they could
just see my shit. Like, damn yeah, the fuck no.
But now that shit works, you should try it.
Him Downing a honey packet after the pod and we I'm just sitting
at home. Looking at the ceiling.
But I'm the whole time. I'm just like, no, but that's
what it does though. I don't know.
That shit works for me and it works for me like, bro, I mean,
that's the thing too. Whenever we get, whenever we get
some, I feel like whenever I take.
Where you buy that because I'm. Assuming they don't buy it.
Online Buy a sex shop. Gas stations like they have
improved it. Was like I bought it from all
three. No, we, yeah, we have.
Had a liquor store too. We have store, but the guy took
out a whole fucking stash because I asked him because.
But I do think it's good for content, though that's one time
I would recommend it like you'll just be like my.
Name just said uses the stay like stay hard the whole time I
guess. Yeah, no, bro, it's crazy.
Like, I think. I think the honey pack is
something I mean again, for OF too.
But like, even during sex, that shit feels good.
It feels really good. Like, really good.
You can go for like 2 hours if you wanted to I was.
Gonna say 72 hours was crazy. No.
Yeah. Yeah, I never got that.
That basically is Viagra at that point.
Yeah, honestly, it was kind of annoying bro.
Like and your morning wood, your morning wood like that shit
doesn't go down for like a. Good.
Have you have you ever tried using it any other like type of
sexual enhancer? But I'm assuming.
Since you tried Honey, you've tried Rhino Pills.
I've heard about those. They don't really do shit
though. They didn't really do anything
to me, so. Have you ever tried a blue chew?
No. I haven't told me to do a brand
deal one day, but I was like, I don't know how my demographics
can react to that. It's like, you know what?
That's a perfect segue. So basically and we pull out the
blue chew we. Felt.
No, I do have a blue chew. You do?
Is it just gummers and candy? Like, no, I found it.
And at the Airbnb, it's a pill. Bluetooth.
A pill. Yeah, it's actually a pill.
It's a blue pill. And.
Wait, why can't? You swallow pills.
Can't swallow pills. Can't swallow pills.
OK, serious. Better what?
Do you mean? You can't swallow.
Pills can't swallow. Pills.
So what do you do? Like crush them up and shit I.
Have to. I just don't take them, bro.
I have to take chewable Advils like kid Advils sort of got.
Really. I.
Remember I did an event one time, bro, and I was going on
stage and I jumped and I jumped my head into a metal rod and the
metal rod went two inches deep in my head like they were trying
to get me painkillers. Like on the way to the hospital,
I was like, literally, I was like I was chewing the fucking
pills and they taste like shit and I have to spin them out the
window and I threw up. While my head's fucking bleeding
out this car, I'm throwing it outside the.
Car I'm chewing. This fucking, like, pill and it
just tastes like fucking fish. Like it was disgusting.
It's like, I swear to God, like I can't swallow pills now.
Pain reliever pills. I can't.
Even take like gym supplements because they all come in pills
and I can't swallow pills. All I can take is powders
Brettt. No, that shit sounds like AI
would never want to take pills ever again after that shit.
Nah, fuck that. Traumatizing, to be honest.
So you snort them, you snort them, you crush them up and
snort the pills. I.
Don't have that either. Is that even efficient?
Like does that work? It's working.
It's working, I was just checking how.
Long. My bad.
How long we've? Been going for 58.
Yo Brandon, random question, bro, But I just noticed that
while we were filming. Why the fuck are you wearing a
pink hat, man? What happened to the Red Hat?
The Red Hat. I thought I'd switch it up a
little bit. I feel like the Red Hat you men
wear. Pink bro.
Swear to God. Right, and it was a really
expensive hat too, so I thought I'd wear at one point.
How much 400? What the fuck 400 for the pink
hat? Oh, you got hair right now?
He's trying to show support. He's trying to show support.
For and also I need a haircut too, so I'm showing support to.
To the trans community. Yeah, I guess so.
The pink. And Blue Flag.
The pink and Blue Flag flag. Oh, I didn't hear the L.
Oh, flag. Yeah, flag.
Yeah. No, yeah.
Look, man, this is the first
thing I thought of when I saw your hat.
What is it? It's the first thing you thought
of. Is that my fit right now?
We got the, we got the blue. You got the pink, you don't.
Have blue, blue. You got the blue and white
there. We.
Go And so I guess we. Are supporting trans.
Hey, how do you feel about trans?
Be whatever you want to be. I don't.
Care. I don't judge.
Really. Would you fuck a trans?
If I'm emotionally connected to them, I.
Don't know. Damn, you would fuck a trans if
you're emotionally connected to them.
Oh, actually, no. I got a better question.
Let's say you're at no. Probably.
I don't know. Wait, wait.
I have a question, though. No, it's a better question.
So let's say you're at a party, right?
And you don't know this girl. She This girl comes up to you,
but you don't she? Wouldn't get with someone at the
party you lost. Me.
You don't make out with girls at parties.
You're. Lying.
No. You've never kissed a girl at a
party like I. Probably haven't done before,
but like I I wouldn't anymore. Like I said, bro, especially
being in a IT made me realize how much I like being in a
relationship. Like and like like doing stuff
with someone I like. I would never get with someone
at a party again. Like meaningless.
No, not again. But OK, can we, can we talk
about Luca back then? Then like, can we talk about not
the Luca right now? Probably.
Kissed a girl at a party before. OK.
Yeah. Yeah.
So if. I'd never had sex with someone
and I wouldn't. You know what?
I'm. Saying, OK, so let's just say
minus you being minus relationship and everything.
Let's just say Luca before, whenever you did, let's just say
girls you've kissed in the past. Can you say that?
And then they were trans, but you didn't know, but then you
find out afterwards they were trans.
How would you feel about that? What?
Do you mean like after I've kissed?
Them. Yeah, let's say they never told
you that they were trans and you've already kissed them, but
then you found out like a day after.
What am I gonna do true? So you wouldn't be like whether
I like. Whether I liked it or I didn't
like it, I couldn't make. I can't go like make it not
happen anymore because it already happened, so it doesn't
make a difference. Hell no, everybody.
Can everybody can be and do whatever they want, You know
what I'm saying? I don't judge.
As long as you're happy, bro, is all it is.
Damn. What do you think about that?
I don't. Judge, what do I think about
that, bro? I think not a lot of people like
trans bro, like, and I'm not saying I I don't fuck with trans
or whatever, but like I go on my streams and somehow trans gets
brought up and they all fucking hate trans.
They're like fuck trans and shit.
So I just. Wouldn't even acknowledge them,
don't respond to them and stuff. No, yeah, no, I think cuz I mean
obviously we have the same Subs and yeah, they'd be coming out
saying the same shit too. Because you guys collab a lot,
right? So a lot of people are like, OK
do. You collab.
Actually, we haven't collab I. Collabed with one person.
I've never collabed again. I can't.
I can't keep a straight face while being in the room.
Taking photos of somebody else doesn't work for me.
Not even no little videos Y'all make.
No, the one person I did it with, it was only photos too.
What'd you do with what I know? Yeah, I did with Matthea.
Matthea also does only fans. Really.
Oh, Matthea. I didn't know that.
And this is early. When I first started too, this
wasn't anything crazy. It was just like in towels.
And even that itself, like Loki, made me a little uncomfortable,
like just doing it with someone else.
Like, oh, OK, so you just don't do it because it makes you feel
uncomfortable. Like, clap with other guys.
That kind of is why you don't really do it, Yeah.
I just don't think I could. Like, I don't know, I feel like
I laughed the whole time and stuff like that.
I won't be able to take the whole thing serious.
I feel so much easier to like. I mean, I'd be funny sometimes.
Like be? So much more productive just
making content myself than with other people.
Yeah, because we join, We live together, right?
And obviously we only fancy shit.
So like we we haven't really collab like anything.
Like major. It was more so, just like photos
and. Shit, But you guys also have,
like, I don't want to say like a connection in a way, but like,
you guys are roommates, you know what I'm saying?
You guys spend a lot of time with each other, so you guys are
more comfortable. With each other.
Yeah, that's true, you know. You guys would you say like
brothers? You know, no, no, hell yeah.
But I'm. Saying so, it's easier for you
because you're like more comfortable with each other.
No, Yeah, but I think like collabing with other guys too.
Like, I mean for me, my experience, like, you know, just
basically it's just like shouting them out and shit and
like I it helps say it benefits both of us too.
It's really cool and. There's someone I'm comfortable
with. I wouldn't mind.
Probably cause a a lot of the friends that I have that the
only fans we met through collabing.
So like I feel like I've met a lot of new people collabing with
them. So like I always think that I
see, I think about it differently.
I'm like, OK, we're just kind of like networking.
We're we're working together, yeah, just straight business.
That's all it is too, you know? So, like, go ahead and think
about it. Yeah, the whole, like,
uncomfortable thing like, But I see.
You know what my first collab was ever.
My first ever collab on only fans was a circle jerk.
So who it was? Like Dalton's group?
Like five guys, right? Like five guys.
How was that that make you uncomfortable?
OK. In the beginning, yeah, because.
That was his first ever collab so.
Think about your first collab with Mattia.
But my first collab was me with fucking five guys in a circle
and bro, we were fucking jerking off invade.
What do you think about? That Julian, would you do that?
Would I? And if the bag is right, I
might, but I'm not doing it for no measly like 5 Ki don't know
but. Let me tell you this though, So
that video ended up being my biggest video on my page.
I believe that for for a for a year, for a year and a half.
That ended up being my most sold video on my page.
Anything. Surpassed it?
No. And yeah, and no, now there's
yeah, I have another video that that surpassed it.
Was that video? It was an ASMR jerk off
instruction video, so it was a. Joy, that was called, right,
Joy. Yeah.
JY Yeah. Yeah, it was just me sitting
here on this couch and then I had the mic and I was just just
telling them, instructing them on, jerking off.
Jerk off instructions did better than watching 5 dudes come in a
circle. That's.
Surprising, yeah. And I think I was just shirtless
on it too. Like it was just like a really
good actually, I think. I actually.
You're saying it wasn't anything?
Crazy. No, no, no.
I took everything out. But what I'm trying to say,
yeah, I wasn't as crazy as a circle jerk, though.
Sure, it was 5. But they loved it.
No, but they loved it though. Like it was something.
It was more like, I think because it was more intimate.
Yeah, I like dominant, you know, it was more intimate.
But that was also so that collab that I did was in Vegas, and
that was my first time in Vegas too.
So in a place that I was not familiar with, people I just met
and like everything about it, was so new to me.
That's what I'm saying, especially with people.
You don't met five people, Two is crazy.
Right, but but at the time their group were bigger than me cuz I
was just starting out. So I knew it was a really good
opportunity. For me, yeah.
You're looking at it from an opportunity.
Right. Yeah.
So yeah, it was uncomfortable. I guess in the moment it was
uncomfortable. But, but after that, we all
became friends and like, we just kind of like just we're buddies
after them. After that, you guys have some
kind of fucking you guys are friends somehow.
That's something you do with just anybody.
I mean, no. Almost here last week or some
shit. So it was.
I mean, it was cool, bro. Are you?
Bigger than the other guys in the video now?
Am I cool with? Them.
Are you bigger than them? Cuz you said at the beginning
you were the smallest, you looked at it from a business
perspective. Now I'm saying, are you bigger
than the other guys in the video?
I'm bigger than all of them. Yeah, combined.
Combined. I'm kidding.
Not combined, actually. Maybe combined, I don't know.
I don't know their numbers but but I know like at the time what
it was like. I know I'm I I definitely.
If they were at the same numbers, then as now you're
bigger. Hell yeah, hell yeah, for sure.
But it was worth it though. It was worth the collab biggest
video. I feel like that probably made
you more comfortable now, because I feel like after doing
that, it's like others there's. Nothing that could talk.
Stuff doesn't. Seem so nerve wracking because
you've already done that. Yeah, So I just learned to just
kind of be like, you know, it's whatever, bro, so you.
Got to put yourself in uncomfortable positions like.
Situations to then. Get comfortable is.
What it is Yeah. I think it's really important
that everyone should start putting themselves in
uncomfortable situations so they can learn from other things too.
Maybe not circle drugs with random strangers.
I mean, whatever it is, whatever you do, you know, that's.
Something you want to do, then you.
Don't put some on there. Yeah, but shit, man, I mean,
what? Was your first collab.
I haven't done one. You.
Said. No, Brandon, no, we're taking.
Pictures in the mirror. It wasn't it.
It was nothing crazy we're. About to do a crazy live stream.
Yes, we're about to do a crazy ass.
Yeah, we're about to do a crazy live stream jerk off.
We like, we've never been naked around each other at all.
So we're about to do a crazy jerk off next month.
That's just going. Crazy.
And that should be a nice, nice piece of content and it should
do really well. Yeah, yeah.
And. Do you go live on all the fans?
Here and there. Damn, would you do a circle
jerk? Probably not.
Like how much money would you need to do if I can?
Do that for money, bro. Like I said, bro, I know collabs
would probably make more money, you know what I'm saying?
But I don't even do collabs because collabs make me
uncomfortable. So I couldn't imagine being in a
group with other guys, especially one already made me,
like, uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying?
And I was somebody I knew, so I. Couldn't right.
You't have. Strangers.
Yes, I. Feel like I could just be more.
No, it is a it is a crazy situation.
Even think about being like at a place where you weren't familiar
you've done. A bunch of crazy stuff.
I feel like nothing makes you uncommon.
Now you ask your mom what a kinks are.
You know you drank Orange Piss. Oh, that's how you got a.
Little class circle with five guys.
What have you not done? No, you know what?
I just learned to accept what I do and I think everyone should
too. If you're doing only fans and
question for you too. So actually for the people, what
advice would you give them Doing only fans.
So from your experience, doing only fans and everything that
you've already done, whether you do crazy content or not,
regardless where you're at right now.
Like would you like what? Advice.
Would you give them one? Advice, I'd say for sure is,
bro, whatever you put on the Internet's on the Internet
forever, you know? So if you're really not certain
about it, don't fucking do it. Like, make sure it's something
you want to do. Because it's like once you kind
of, like put something out there, it's like, bro, it's like
it's a digital footprint. Whatever you put on the
Internet, it's on the Internet forever.
So, I mean, make sure you're comfortable putting yourself on
the Internet before you get into that space, you know?
Hell yeah. Because especially in the only
fans industry, there's a bunch of leaks and stuff.
So if you don't, like, want yourself, be on the Internet,
you don't want your friends to see it and stuff like that.
I'd be careful, So it's like I don't.
Know. But it's not a lot easier for
us. Yeah, it was a lot easier for us
than. So it was.
Easier to shift into that like. Fuck, man.
Well, wrap it up. Let's do it all.
Right man. Well, Luca, thanks for coming
on, man. I.
Appreciate you being here. We had to, we had to do it again
anyways. You.
Know we we had bound to happen. This was a really good one too.
I like this was a. Lot better than the first.
The first one was kind of depressing, I.
Remember talking about Bro I. Almost.
Cried school and shit like that. You know what I'm saying?
Now you're talking about fucking drinking.
Orange Well, I have one more question.
Orange. Because you're a fucking funny
ass guy. What the fuck would you do if
you were a girl for a day? Always gross.
That's a good That's a good question.
I'd go viral on TikTok or something, just for the fucking
bro. It's so like easy.
I feel like being a content or being a girl, you know, or being
a guy. I would go viral somehow, make a
bag, and then when I turn back to a guy, keep that money.
Damn. So you wouldn't want to get
fucked? Probably fucked.
We asked another guest what would they do if they were a
girl, and they said they would give fuck Dalton.
He said that dude, It was him, bro.
He said he wanted to get fucked by a black guy.
He said he wanted to test out what a BBC is like.
Can you believe that? I don't know, but if you gave me
time to prepare, I'd probably thoroughly, like, plan out a
whole fucking day. I'd be like, hey, 10:00, I'm
doing this at 12:00, I'm making sure I'm doing this and I'd like
get everything fucking done in the same day.
But I don't know off the top of my head.
It's a good question. Damn, I just had to ask before
we go. No, that was a really
interesting question. I I guess that was a good
question. I think people would want to
know what you would. Do if you were, yeah, so.
But anyways, Luca, Things coming on, man.
If they want to find you elsewhere, where would they find
you at? On only fans, wherever, man.
Instagram only. Fans All my social media handles
are mostly Luca, and my only fans handle is Dakar, Luca So.
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