Some guy tried to kiss me. Some guy tried to grab you and
kiss you. Yeah, like what happened to you?
Show us. But The thing is, here's how you
should have reacted. Who?
What the OK? Like you got to back up you.
See, that's so unfair. How did that make you feel in
that very moment, moving forward at that night like.
I. Don't know if you guys know this
but the founder CEO of the of the OF passed away this morning
of cancer. Did you guys see that?
Yeah, I did see that. And he's very young too.
He's like 43. And then just gone like that, I.
Thought it was like fake news when I saw it.
Like I couldn't believe it. We booked skydiving.
Yeah, we're going skydiving. Wait a minute.
Whoa. What?
Are we talking about we booked skydiving?
Who the fuck who who picked? That we just like came to a
group consensus. Yeah, Whose group?
I wasn't in this group. You want me to jump off a
fucking plane? Where you got a parachute?
My has been sore for the past three or four days.
Yeah, when you're used to riding, it doesn't really hurt.
Till you isn't that sore? No, you're just used to.
It I'm just used to riding. OK.
Welcome to the wild. Podcast, I'm Brandon Cardoso.
I'm D Julian Barboza. And I'm Parker Reed.
Guys, welcome back. Welcome back to another episode,
guys. Today is a internal trio pod.
Boys only. But today is a very, very
special day. Special segment.
It is officially one year since Parker Reed has been doing whoa.
Man, one year. How did I remember?
Internal clock. Oh, OK.
Well, I'm honored that you remember.
And happy one year though, for real.
Like Julian said, man, bro, like I think it's a very special day
today because a year ago from now so much has happened and I
do want to get into it. But before we do, Julian and I
have a gift for you. What's the gift?
It's a little something, you know, I think, you know,
anything that's worth celebrating deserves a little
something on the side, which is, well, actually open this.
Oh yeah, pass it on over. You know, it's a little
something. It might be you're going to
you're going to get. Me, I might jump at you.
Be careful. Oh OK I see.
I read it. It says happy one year boy.
Yo-yo, you guys are messed up. Man what?
Fuck what? Is that I don't.
Know that was Brandon. I don't know what the cake lady
was on. I guess she was she was having a
bad day. That's.
Actually messed up. It's OK, man.
But no, no, I appreciate it. The fact that you remember, you
know, you wish me a happy one year, it really means a lot.
Yeah. And I hope we can all enjoy the
cake together. And there's another cake on the
side, but I'll show it to you later.
I don't know what that means, but sure.
OK, Nah man. But for real, Congrats on one
year you know you lasted this far, man.
I mean, think about it bro. Like no collapse actually wait.
I mean even if we were to go back a little bit man, bro, you
said I remember the very beginning so that you would
never ever start a blue page. And here you are, one year
later. Well, I'm here now, but I was
actually, it was crazy because I saw a video of me saying why
I'll never like I post. I was like, I will never start
up. And then do you regret me?
Yeah, I regret it, man. No, I'm kidding.
No, I don't. It's good.
It's a good. I think it's the a very good
decision. I think everyone should start
one. I used to say that a lot too.
Everyone should start one. Every guy specifically should
start one because it really lets you know how desirable you are
in the marketplace. So no, I think it's good.
I think that no collabs. I surprised myself with that
one. I actually surprised myself
because I said I was never going to do it, but I was like, maybe
I'll end up doing it like maybe after six months because
everyone was telling me, everyone was like, there was
just no way you're not going to collab.
And I was like having doubts. But guys, Fast forward a year,
still no collabs so. Hey man, let's see what happens
next, you know, I mean think about it man, moving forward is
just going to be over a year, you know, so it's like now marks
the one year, but moving forward is just going to keep on, you
know and then. Two year.
Three-year. Exactly.
You know, so if you really think about it, there's a lot more
years to come from this, but here it is, the beginning of the
one year here. And yeah, man, Congrats for
continuing. Yeah, and I want to, I want to
say too, I'm glad you made it this far because there's been a
lot of, you know, creators or people that are in and out, you
know, they're they don't make it this far.
So, you know, you made it this far.
You stuck with the program. You I'll.
Stuck with the program. Yeah, you know, I'll try.
My best coach. But I also think, you know,
we're all good, synergistic, we all work together.
You're a hard worker and I think we all inspire each other.
So I think that's why we made it here.
You know, it's very true. That's three it's.
Well said. It's, you know, meeting all the
cool people on the blue page, too, all the amazing people
going live every night talking to them.
Yeah. Like you said, I mean people on
your page, they actually support you for you.
You know, on Instagram, they might be just there just because
you know, you're entertaining or they just like whatever you
providing that. But on the blue page, people
really show up everyday, message you, talk to you and they're
really there for just you. That's why it's called, because
it's real. Yeah, a lot of a lot of love.
I I could feel the love radiating.
I could feel the love radiating from you.
Oh yeah. And you're going to feel it
other ways too real soon, man, you know, but but man, yeah, I
think Julian said everything. Well, I mean, just add on to it
as well. I mean, now you over here Co
hosting the podcast along, you know, from what was a duo now a
trio and you know, couldn't ask for a better partner.
Oh, thank you, Sir. By the way, I like your blue.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, You know, I.
Just noticed everything is blue. Everything is blue, you know.
Blue and yellow. Just matching the vibe here, you
know? Feeling blue.
Does blue mean depression? I mean, yeah, I don't think so
at all. Blue Wild podcast.
I thought this way you. Were in blue.
No that no. That was why no.
You should do perfect. No, that's exactly why in
Brazil, you know, the country I saw.
Someone saying that you look like you had depression?
Who in that comment? Oh.
I don't know why. Oh, I don't look.
At the comments they said do you have?
Depression Brandon I. Don't think I do, Brandon.
How do I? How do I know?
I don't know, I swear I saw a comment like.
No, I think I'm happy. I think I'm happy.
You're happy? Yeah.
Man, I think if I was sad I I wouldn't be smiling.
OK. You know, I don't know.
I don't think I'm sad. I think that's kind of why I.
Think you're just sad because you haven't been to Wee Ho in a
while? Oh, you think that's why I need
the wee ho? I'm I'm like overdue.
Oh, you saw what happened to me in Wee Ho, by the way.
What? What happened?
You know, some guy tried to kiss me.
Some guy tried to grab you and kiss you.
Yeah, like what happened to you? Show us.
But The thing is, is here's how you should have reacted instead
of leaning in for the kiss. Alright bro, let's see man.
This is what you're supposed to do.
What the? OK.
Like you got to back up. Yo but the guy grabbed my jacket
and pulled me in. You see?
That's so unfair bro. That was distance though.
Well that mean he definitely like no my dad.
'S crazy. This was you.
You're like, he grabbed you and you were like bro.
No, he can. You close your eyes.
No. I didn't.
That's what happened when when he did it to you.
But look, when it happened to me, I went.
He turned into a giraffe. Yeah, like.
Bro your neck elongated like that was like straight.
All the way. Damn bro I just wanted to give
you some notes. But so how?
But like how, how did that make you feel in that very moment
moving forward at that night like.
I, I don't know, I, I didn't really feel anything.
I was just like, then this guy really just grabbed me, Yeah.
And try to kiss me. Yeah, wild boys in the wild,
man. It's, it's, it's, you know.
But just a while. But at the end of the day, it's,
I guess it's the territory. It's not a big deal.
Whatever. As long as he didn't, you know,
touch my lips. Yeah, it's whatever.
Yeah, man. Well, I'm glad that you know
you're with. That you were interviewing him
too. Yeah, that dude specifically, I
don't know what he was on that night, but he was.
But I think he was like he was on some substances.
Yeah, he was feeling it, feeling very confident.
But, you know, I just try to deescalate all the situations,
yo, calm down. But I didn't know he tried to
kiss you. Man, That's crazy.
That video was insane. Did you post?
That one, yeah, I posted it. I posted it, someone said
Parker. You should have bent him over
and showed him what a real top is.
My gosh. Show him his boss, you know?
Yeah. And someone said, damn, I wish
that was me. I wish I did that to Parker.
And we were like, damn, he's asking for it.
I was like damn, am I really asking for it guys?
I guess without that being said, would you say that that was your
first time being kissed by a guy?
I don't know, man. I don't know.
It's it's, it wasn't consensual. It it wasn't, but I I guess it
happened right. I mean like you got, I mean bro,
you like the guy like damn near kissed you bro like.
Yeah, no, I mean he made contact with my cheek.
Was it wet? No, it was like, it was like a
graze. Like it was like like barely.
Because I, you know, I giraffed. You draft him, so he didn't, he
wasn't able to get no no type of like touch.
No, it was no, no wetness. But I guess that's my first kiss
from a guy. I have my first kiss.
Well, hey man, look, I'm going to say this, you know, next time
I guess again for me too, man. Just got to be prepared every
night you go out to. We all just got to be ready.
Like, hey, I might get kissed tonight.
Yeah. I was just thinking I'm like,
like what? Like I handled it probably in
like a nice, like a nice way by in a patient way.
Got it. I wonder if someone else would
have handled it differently. I don't know.
I think they, yeah, I think he probably would have.
But I I think the way you did it was probably.
The nice to get the clip. Yeah, but you know, although,
you know, I just want to say again, man, happy one year on
the blue page on the not the steer in a very tragic and sad
moment taken away from the excitement.
But yeah, this, I don't know if you guys know this, but the
founder CEO of the of the OF passed away this morning of
cancer. Did you guys see that?
Yeah, I did see that. And he's very young too.
He's like 43. No, that's very unfortunate,
man. I mean, someone who created such
a such such a very like beautiful piece of art, you know
that that we are all here a part of and then just gone like that,
I thought. It was like fake news when I saw
it, like I couldn't believe it. Bro, it's very, very tragic.
It was. Like a mean page.
No, yeah, he died of from cancer.
He actually put a lot of like billions of dollars to Cancer
Research and he still ended up. Wow.
Well, like. You never hear of billionaires
dying from cancer anymore, so it's actually crazy.
It's crazy. Like that's still a like cancer
is still a thing, you know, but I think that I think that right
there is really, really crazy to me.
It's like, jeez, man, like you're telling me I can fix
everything but that like that's actually kind of crazy.
And there's ways of it, you know, depending on the stages,
right? But I mean man, regardless, you
know, rest in peace. No, but cancer.
Cancer is getting weaker. It's been getting weaker.
Oh it is. I remember like 2015 everyone
was dying from cancer. And people still lie, I guess,
you know, very unfortunate. But Lenoir may rest in peace and
we'll, we'll be here to support you in the platform that you had
so rightfully given to us. And we support you in everything
that you did here. So shout out to you and rest in
peace. And and we should go visit his
grave. Yeah, we should go visit our
boss grave. Yeah, You know, like
commemorating him and what he he's done, you know, But man,
that kind of sucks is I was really hoping one day we could
have him on the podcast. That would be crazy, you know,
But maybe whoever decides to step forward, I don't know if
you got like a son or something. I don't know, but yeah.
Representative. Yeah, that would have been a
crazy episode. Imagine if you would have come
come on here and it's like. That would have been nuts, yeah.
Shit. But Despite that, what you guys
been up to? I mean, I feel like it's been a
while since. I think the last eventful thing
we did was go horseback riding. OK, Should we should talk about
it? Yeah.
All right, we did it for a vlog. Post game interview Post game
interview my. Ass still hurts, by the way.
Me too. My ass has been sore for the
past three or four days. Yeah, when you're used to
riding, it doesn't really hurt. Till your ass is not sore.
No, you're just used to it. I'm just used to riding.
OK. Horses.
No, But yeah, if you guys don't know, we went horseback riding
and it was out in Hollywood. I actually got a lot of people
swiping up. They didn't know that you can go
horseback riding in Hollywood and up the mountains or the
hills. And we want to do something
festive, get out the house. Just like we've been trying to
be consistent with our vlogs. First time we went hiking at
Runyon Canyon. Runyon Canyon.
Then we did horseback riding and it was honestly a fun
experience. I mean this dude look like oh.
Yo, do you have the picture of me on the edge of the Cliff?
Look, I was going to say this. Hey, Parker over here, man.
He he's with the Greek gods like he, he is himself from ancient
Rome. What is it?
Alexander the Great for real. Like the like, like you are
within this generation's Alexander the Great.
The way you were just like Wheeling the horse, Like he made
the horse ride with two feet. Like it was crazy.
Like he was like, bro, no match, no match.
He was just going insane. But you, you got a good horse
though, Parker. I'm like a lot me.
Please, no. My horse was active, Yeah.
Hey, you guys. You guys down to go back and buy
them? Buy I'm actually going to buy a
horse. Yo, those are actually really
good horses. Yeah, Didn't you guys say you
guys want to buy a horse now because of the gas prices?
Yeah man, gas prices nowadays is not it.
All I got to do is feed the horse and he'll just start
kicking and go faster too, you know?
And if he breaks down, just kind of fix him up a little bit.
He should be good. Clean the hooves, detail it
everywhere you. Know but.
Yeah, you know, I mean, I think it's kind of cool, but honestly,
though, that was my first time horseback riding.
My experience was amazing. I had a really great time.
My ass again, like I said, it's still really sore.
It hurts to sit down, hurts to stand up especially.
It hurts the most when I walk. I'm I'm like actually doing the
limps now like it's crazy, like you've.
Been limping for like the past two weeks.
No I have not bro. Bro it's crazy.
This guy. No, but seriously though, that
that that really takes a very strong legged person to do that
as frequent as you do. I mean, I can imagine those
would be doing the rodeos and racing how they feel the next
day because man, shit's sore. Really fucking sore.
Would you guys do it again? 1000% I think the next time I
want to go horseback riding is on a beach.
I don't know if you've seen they can do it at sunset.
You're riding really beach. Yeah, never know that.
Yeah, you can do it at the beach.
I just, I just don't like the instructor.
I just like going in by myself, running.
I grew up riding horses. So they just go crazy in the
wild. Yeah, all across the wild in the
farm. So I'm gonna get a farm.
I think that right there is exactly why I feel like it would
have been. I didn't know there was going to
be like an instructor the whole way I thought it was.
Going to be going up hills. So, you know, I think for
everybody's safety, you probably shouldn't have.
I know. And your horse have gone on the
edge, bro, Yeah. My horse like it was a girl and
they made a comment like yo this guy.
Sometimes the horses might stop and want to eat or they might
walk very close to the edge because I guess they like to see
or something. I don't know, but mine
specifically went at the edge. I don't know if she was trying
to kill us or what, but. No, I'm like literally like an
inch. Away from.
Yeah, like her hooves. I could see, like all I was
thinking was yo, one hoove slips and we're down.
Yeah. I was like, Nah, fuck that.
And I will pull her. And she was just like.
I know, yeah. My horse kept looking at me
like, bro, you go back there because I wasn't real.
Because for me, like I was vibing like it was.
I think, I think like the my horse.
Shout out Rusty, my horse. Like he was like, I think he was
feeling me a little bit like the vibes, Like he was like knowing
what I was about. Like he's just a pretty cool
guy. Like he wasn't going fast.
He wasn't necessarily going slow.
But in the beginning I think we were still trying to get to know
each other. But then he got me and he kept
looking back like, yo, what's up?
You know what I mean? Like, but I thought he was gonna
bite me at one point. But like he didn't give me no
energy of like aggression. Like he was like that.
So it wasn't bad. But you're a horse, man.
That was a fast. That was a fast.
He was a good He was a big, strong, fast boy.
He was. I didn't know his name though, I
just call him light skin. Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I can see where you got that name 100%.
But yeah, something the, you know, there's a wild boys in the
wild. That's basically all it was.
And it was, it was exactly that. It was amazing.
But go check out the vlog if you haven't already on the Wild Boys
page. Amazing vlog.
One of my favorites. I love the way everything
looked. And by the way, I'm related to
horses, people say. Oh, OK, in in different aspects.
How are you related to horses? People just say it's like
they're like my cousins, the horses, you know, I don't know.
They say we have similar property.
Property. Yeah, got it.
I mean I OK do. With that information, what you
will. But yeah, apparently we look
alike. We have similar appendages, all
right, but yeah, wow, are you still in your whole?
Era, Julian, am I still in my whole era?
That's a good question. Remember when you called
yourself the other day? OK, so I have new terminology.
OK, I think I like, you know, being slutty, like sex appeal,
but I don't like doing the slutty activities.
Does that make sense? So, like today I went to
Chick-fil-A and I was shirtless and I was like, damn, this is
some slutty shit right here. Like pulling out to the drive
through with no shirt. Like it's the best.
Yeah, I don't know. I I don't usually do that, but I
was in a rush and I was like, yo, this is slutty.
So am I. No, I think what era am I in
right now? I'm in a no, no, no, no, not
celibacy, just, you know, relieve some stress.
Oh, your. Stress relief era.
Yeah, like whenever, you know, we boom, boom, boom work a lot.
All right, let's relieve some stress.
OK, that's it. That's that's.
A good one. So when did your?
Slut era end. I don't know, It's kind of like
a light switch on and off, but who knows today's.
Today you're feeling like 1,000,000 bucks.
Today I feel, yeah, today I feel like 1,000,000 bucks, but yeah,
that. Was good.
Yeah, man, it's been really high here in California.
And I do want to say this, I don't think it's ever going to
slow down. Three days ago was the first day
of spring. Oh, really?
So now we're out of winter. Yeah, no more winter.
Three days ago was first day of spring.
Times are going now already ahead.
And now we're ahead. I, I think we're in the summer
era. We're, we're creeping up in the
summer era for sure. Again, like I said, spring just
started, but it's feeling like summer.
Yeah, with the time change gets late at like or it gets dark at
7:00. Yeah, 80° every day now, if not
more. I mean the other day before,
after and during the the horseback riding it was like
89°. Yeah.
And I can only. Imagine how it's going to feel
for our next vlog. Remember.
Oh yeah, so our next vlog. We booked skydiving.
Yeah, we're going skydiving. Wait a minute.
Whoa, What are we talking about? Skydiving.
Who the fuck who who picked that?
We just like came to a group consensus.
Whose group I wasn't in this? Group, you were outside or
something and me, Parker, everybody were like, yeah, I
think we should just do it. Like I mean, is that not viral?
I mean, I mean, hopefully I get good angles of you guys from
below, 'cause I'm not, I'm not fucking going up there.
Fuck no, Wait, you want me to jump off of a fucking plane?
Where you got a parachute. I don't give a fuck bro.
What? Bro you're only getting older.
Like when else is there going to be time to do it?
Bro you, you're. Seatbelts in a car Dude what are
you trying to say? I'm bro jumping off of you guys
want me to jump off of a plane for real?
We booked skydiving. But you guys just made this shit
up right now. You guys are both you guys being
fucking for real. Yeah, you don't want to go.
Do you guys want to you guys want to jump?
Yes, both of you. You guys look at me.
You guys want to jump off of a fucking plane?
What? What's wrong with jumping off of
a plane? Dude, I don't.
There's a instructor like. There's Double.
You like straps on terror shooting?
In case one breaks. You guys are fucking crazy.
You're. Not down.
Bro, I'm not jumping off of a plane.
I'm not. I'm not jumping off of a plane.
There's only. 15,000 feet in the air.
Dude you guys are crazy. There's no way this is for real.
So you're going to not do the log.
Bro, probably the cameraman. I'll record you guys.
Dude, that's crazy. Bro, that's actually fucking
insane. Damn, you guys would do that for
real. You guys would or?
It's already bugged. Bro this is crazy dude.
I don't know. I might have to refund or
something. I don't know.
That's crazy as fuck. You guys actually would.
Julie would not jump off of a plane, bro, You would.
Jump off, you only live once we're already in 2020.
That's exactly why you shouldn't do it.
What do you mean you only live once?
If I if I don't make it, if I splat on the ground, well, a
loving memory. This blog is a loving memory of
Julian Park post Loving. Remember jumping off If a
fucking plane is the craziest shit that's ever been brought up
in this podcast. Ever.
Why I don't get it bro bro. Dude it's like swimming with
sharks bro, like. Bro, you're not done to do that
either. Bro, Jill, you're not swimming.
No, you're just. Saying bro OK if you got to pick
one swimming with sharks or skydiving.
Bro I'm in the middle neither. No, Pick one.
Bro I there's no way bro I swimming with sharks.
I put that like equivalent to pick skydiving.
You got to pick 1 you. Want to be in the water or you
want to be up in the? But those are the two things
that I wouldn't do. I can't pick one.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I would ride a roller coaster. Before any of these, but roller
coaster little kids do that. Bro, I don't.
Bro, I'm gonna tell you this. You're scared of roller
coasters? Dude, look, I'm just going to
say this. I, I'm, do you think I'm scared
of roller coasters? I just, it just I get sick.
That's fine. Like like I just throw up, dude.
This is, are you like a passer outer type of guy?
Yeah. Bro like that's why I don't go
on. I think that'll be AW vlog.
Brandon passes out the roller coasters.
Crazy. Yeah, man, What?
Else are you like, not down to do swimming with sharks,
skydiving. We're trying to be the real
wild. Boys.
I know. I know, and I'm glad you guys
filled the shoes. You know, I'm just, you know,
I'm just saying, I just think it's like, I don't know, so.
You'll just do the things that we're not down to do.
What are you guys not down to do?
Would you like eat like, I don't know, say we did like exotic
food tasting and you know, you can eat like a live bug or.
Something Oh no no, no, no dude, what I would do that bro you're
not eating a live bug. I would eat a bug.
No, you would not a live 1 and. Then and then you eat a live.
Like, what about like a live octopus?
You think they have that? No.
Why is it going to be alive? Because it's exotic.
You. Is that legal?
You can eat live food. Yeah.
What are you guys talking? Where are you guys seeing this
shit? I'm just trying to do wild shit,
you know all. Right, man.
Well, that's fucking insane. It's not wild, it's insane.
All right, that's too high of a notch.
It's. Like it's like, it's like a
maniac thinking, bro, you don't eat bugs.
No, Parker, I don't. I've never have.
You seen Jackass? Yeah.
Yeah, like we're the new Jackass.
All right look guys down below like like bro like jumping off a
plane that's crazy. I don't know, it's that's
fucking, I think that's fucking insane and something with
sharks. We'll see.
We'll see when you're up there. All right, man, We'll just.
Yeah. I don't know.
I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to say.
So what do you think we should do for the?
Like 4 Wheeling bike, dirt bike. I'm trying to think of something
else. I mean the Runyon.
How do we go from Runyon Canyon to jumping off of a plane
though? Like I'm trying to figure out
like, like what happened to the building up like what happened
to like all of that like. What about bungee jumping?
No, fuck, you were not bungee. Jumping.
You got it in Vegas. Dude, I'm not jumping off of
things. Have you seen the one in Vegas?
No, it's like on the building. I wouldn't even do zip lining.
Where you want to do zip line. No, bro, like like like like
those things. Like that's like a that's like,
that's like crazy. All right, guys, rock climb.
This is on record now, Brandon rock climb.
We got to get Brandon to get out of his comfort zone a little
bit. No, no, no.
Got to live a little, man. Dude, there's no.
Fucking comfort. No, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Look, I'm trying to live as much as possible as I possibly can.
But these options you guys are giving out here, it's like you
guys are trying to die like you only live once so much I got.
Faith though. I get bro that one you can't
argue with, but let's just hope the faith is with you because
I'm going to tell you this man that shit is crazy what you're
telling me I. Don't know that's.
All it takes from a shark. Or we could do like that.
OK, you don't want to do none of that, but have you seen the game
where like you put there's like a box and you put your hand on
the side and you got to feel it? No, what's in the box?
Yeah, OK. Would you be down to do that?
But it's like animals. What the?
Fuck dude, why do you want? Snake Cockroach.
Tarantula or you'll be like. Bro but that's like well why
the? Tiger.
They were like what the fuck are you guys talking like you want
me to do a what's in the box with some fucking animal and
bugs? You don't like animals?
I think they're cool. It's just like damn, bro, like
what's in the box? Without looking at what's that?
Would you you do that? Well, I mean, I guess it's not
as bad, but it's like damn. Like a snake.
What's what am I saying? You got a snake in your pants.
Like with snakes, like you have a snake there, you had a snake
there, you got a snake there. I don't know, I, I, I, I'm just
like, damn, that's crazy. Like that's fucking insane shit.
We'll build up to it. Yeah, I think I I think we'll
circle back. Yeah, I think we'll.
Circle back four Wheeler or something, I don't know but.
Yeah. What about a helicopter ride?
Those are cool. See, we stay there.
We stay inside a. Helicopter ride.
Probably you jump off of 1. I would I'd jump off a plane but
I wouldn't do a helicopter ride dude.
You're crazy as fuck bro. Helicopter ride.
There's too many people. Actually fucking insane.
Let us know what we should do next for.
Guys, give us some ideas. Yeah, give us some ideas.
I think we need some like more ideas.
Yeah, we'll see. Just yeah please.
Like. Taste some cake.
You're gonna try some cake. That's cool.
Tastes like Oreo. No, I'm cutting right now for
Coachella so. Coachella is coming up.
Guys, I'm ready. I'm not going to lie.
Guys, I don't know, OK? I'm just going to say this.
Well, Coachella, every year that we've gone, I've had an amazing
fucking time. That something about this
fucking year, I'm like 33X excited.
Well, maybe because Justin Bieber's going to perform.
That could be a big thing, man. I've never seen this kid live
live before. So he's going to do his thing.
OK. I think I, you know, honestly,
because like Justin Bieber is actually really cool.
I think he's a really cool artist, right?
I think, I think everyone's necessary.
I think, I mean, I don't want to speak for everyone, but
obviously a good majority of people that are going there is
mainly for him. But I'm, yeah, I'm just really
excited just to go like just like in general as a whole,
like, I don't know. I just feel like it's been a
while since the last Coachella, although is last year.
I feel like we haven't been in a while but but this year, but
what happened? Hasn't been that long.
It doesn't feel like, well, I think that year.
Well, last time I think about, 'cause when I think about
Coachella, I think about like, I don't know, it was a while ago,
I don't know well. Things were a lot different,
yeah, at that. Time that's true I.
Think we all look? Different, just different.
I had different habits. I used to bite my nails last
year, but you know, I stopped biting my nails.
Yeah, that's a big one. I.
Remember you posted a video of us walking and I was like biting
my nails and then, oh, but I stopped.
Sorry. But I, I decided one day I woke
up and I, I blink and I cure my brain and I stop biting my
nails. But you know, we had different
habits, everything. So I'm excited for this year.
Yeah, this year I want to put in some effort because usually,
well, I think a big thing about Coachella, it's like everybody's
outfits, you know, everybody kind of dressed to impress.
They do like those outfit rating videos.
I. Feel like we didn't go hard
enough? Well, we got to go hard.
Right. Yeah, at least the first day.
Like I think, you know, we need some cool aesthetic, like
outfits. That's what I'm trying to do,
just to get a cool Coachella pick.
Yeah, that'd be cool actually. You know, and, and again, I feel
like I say this every year, but it's just, it's just the truth
year round. It's I feel like it's just
always that that checkpoint, that marking point where we had
really went about curating the podcast and, and became to what
it is now. So I always mark it like the
coach every year. Coachella.
I mark it as like the checkpoint.
It is a checkpoint. Of of the the duo.
Yeah, I think that the Coachella trip is always what reminds me
because that was like, I feel like to build a good
relationship with somebody, you have to travel or go on a trip
together because you guys are, it's like you guys are going to
a new location. I mean, I don't know, I just
think trips really build that connection.
So our first group trip, which my first time really meeting you
and everybody was at Coachella. So yeah, ever since then we've
been locked in. Yeah.
So yeah, it's always been a good checkpoint for this whole wild.
Yeah, I think that's what makes it too really exciting.
It's just like, damn. So here we are again, still
together and, and, and we're going on this trip that that
where it all began. Started in the RV.
It did started in the RV, you know, and we got out the mud and
now every year we've been progressing to to the stay.
So it's really cool and it's really exciting and I can't wait
to see all the content we're going to film there.
And yeah, and. Last time we ran into Paris
Hilton. Yeah, with the the QR code.
With the QR. Code Yeah I want to wear the
like the horny. Yeah, I have a question mark.
I want to wear my tag. I want to wear that OK, but
that's like aura horny question mark.
I'm gonna maybe lose my virginity.
No, I think we should definitely do that.
I think I. Saw that hoodie bro I felt I
felt the aura I. Think we should definitely
create some more like merch like that.
Yeah, I think we should definitely get some more
different aesthetic. I think it'll be really cool if
we can make it happen. I was thinking, you know, the
World Cup. I'm pretty sure it's going to
happen soon. Nice soccer jersey.
A wild soccer jersey would be kind of cool.
Oh, that would be pretty fun for.
Some soccer shows. Yeah, I'm really hype about the
World Cup. Yeah, it's going.
It's going to be here. But.
But yeah, other than that, I mean, what else is there to
expect? Coachella.
I mean, yeah, I'm just really excited for the summer, really
excited for the weather. It's been really hot.
It's hot today. It's going to be hot tomorrow.
It was hot yesterday. Every day is just hot.
When are. You going to like start tanning
again? So right.
Just tan forever. I know, right, I want I want to
get back into it. Right now.
I'm kind of going with like a little bit of my my skin
procedure still till we're next month, actually in April.
I get to really endure in the sun, sit, you know, lay down the
sun and and capture back. To the tanning or.
Vitamin D, you know how it goes. And yeah, it's gonna be really
fun. I do miss the tan.
I feel like my skin, when it's pale, it starts to become very
dry. I think it's lacking some of
that vitamin D sun, you know? Yeah, I plan on getting a spray
tan soon. OK.
Yeah. And I think depending how it
goes, boom boom boom. Why?
Why don't we do that as a vlog? Spray tan?
Spray tan we all. Should get spray tan.
I agree with you. I think we should do something.
Like that? Let's all get spray tans.
OK. I think that would be kind of
cool, actually. Yeah, wait, does it get on your
clothes? You're supposed to wear like it,
like the first, like black hours.
Yeah. You wear like Alfa, you're OK
with getting kind of messed up. OK.
But after it'll like you take a shower and then it locks in.
OK. Yeah.
Interesting. Got it.
Yeah 'cause me personally, I hate like I can only tan one
side. I hate like laying on my tummy
and tanning my back. That's just not fun at all.
And I talk to my chat about this all the time.
But tanning is just so time consuming.
But I know for you it's like leisure, like you've like doing
it. But for me, it's like damn hour
on my back, hour on my. Yeah, like I said too, I
remember we. Talked about this, I think it
was last year or around the summer time whenever we talked
about tanning. And for me, I like to go to
places, whether it's the beach or elsewhere that I'm, I, I just
tried to find fun and doing it 'cause I know what you're
saying, like laying down and just like sleeping, you know,
and just kind of trying. It only took 5 minutes in the
sun. For me, yeah, For me it's like
30. To be honest, like 30 to 40 but
me I'm white so it takes longer. Right, but even but.
Even even Why are you so white? Because I'm half.
White, that's why. Oh yeah dude, I've heard the tan
still. Stays though, Like it's crazy.
Like the tan really goes about like just kind of, I don't know,
doing this thing. I'm just a very brown boy.
That's all it is. It's really, that's really all
it is. I was matching on my horse when
I was riding it, so you could barely even see me.
I blended in the vlog. I look really brown in the vlog
too. It's crazy.
But yeah, I mean, I just try to go to different places to tan.
Well, again, like whether it's like the water park or whatever
it is, just to just to capture some sun that's not just peace
and quiet somewhere. That's like a little little bit
of a vibe, I guess, Yeah. Last year we all remember well.
You remember the incident of last year at tanning and my lips
got black? Yeah, everything got black.
OK. I tanned too hard and my lips
got purple. It was weird, man.
I don't know what was going on. I've never had that happy man.
I don't. Know.
No. Yeah, my whole body.
Got black? Well, glad.
Glad. Glad to see that you're back to
normal. Yeah.
You know my lips are pink. Again, but it was a it was scary
for like a week or two when they were black.
But yeah, it feels good now. A tanning Brandon's going to
come. Real soon capture this moment of
me now and then give me like a month and 1/2 from now and then
I'll start the process and then we'll see how brown I get and
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