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Yeah, you got this. 
You look great, right? 

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You sound even better. 
Thank you. 

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OK. 
Hey, everybody, and welcome back

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to Part 2 of episode three of 
Ball Boys. 

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You know, we had so many things 
packed into episode three that 

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we decided, hey, we just got to 
cut it up and we're going to 

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give the people what they want. 
But. 

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Then so many things happened in 
Monte Carlo that just ended 

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today that we said, hey, we got 
to start there. 

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So as always, I'm Paul Moncalm, 
one of your cohost. 

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I'm here with Billy Hansen. 
Hey, Billy. 

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Hey, Paul. 
Yeah, Wow. 

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Monte Carlo, right? 
The boys acting like little 

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boys. 
They were like, hey, we are 

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going to throw a tantrum by the 
ocean. 

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Yeah, was that great, like 
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there was, there was a lot of 
that going on. 

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So let's get into it. 
Let's just talk about the the 

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results. 
So the winner circle. 

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Thank the Lord. 
Rublev finally won a Masters 

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1000 tournament. 
He has been in three or four 

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finals before that. 
He just keeps coming up short. 

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Rublev, he's a great player, but
he's got so much competition and

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now he finally won. 
My mom is thrilled Rublev is one

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of her favorite players. 
She thinks he's really hot. 

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She thinks Rublev and Fritz are 
the two hottest guys on tour. 

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I I I disagree with her. 
Like she's hottest and tall. 

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Guy like great hair. 
I mean, great hair is definitely

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worth putting in air quotes for 
for at least Fritz I I do love 

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Rublev's hair. 
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It is always giving angles and 
finding its light. 

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Wait, does she think that 
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physically or just like in terms
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Their whole persona, their whole
aura. 

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Just the whole package, Paul. 
So she's like, oh, I want to 

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date Andre Rublev and or Fritz. 
Yeah, and or there's an appeal 

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to him. 
He's actually turning out to be 

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one of the sweeter guys on the 
tour, which given the the nature

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of Monte Carlo and what just 
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Is is kind of refreshing that 
there's a gentleman coming out 

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you know so he just won in three
sets over Holgaruna who we have 

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a lot to talk about and and. 
You thought Rublev's. 

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Did you think his speech was 
charming, Paul? 

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I did. 
It was super heartwarming. 

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So he he had this great little 
speech moment where he confused 

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the tournament director. 
And the Princess of Monaco, and 

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they do not look like sisters. 
Y'all they do not. 

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And it was pretty clear who had 
the $400.00 haircut and who was 

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the term of director and he had 
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sorry, I'm so stupid, which is 
very cute. 

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But then he also, you know he 
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crowd just saying you know, big 
things. 

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Being from the country that I'm 
from to have international 

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support means a lot. 
He was it was really a heartfelt

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moment and. 
All things said, I mean, look, 

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I've, I've really come out 
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I know it's controversial, but 
I'm very against this war that's

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going on and I really think that
there needs to be more 

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culpability. 
The fact that he even said that.

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I mean, who knows if Russia is 
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gulag after saying that, even 
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from. 
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acknowledged it at least, right?
Yeah, I mean it's it's 

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disheartening that that saying 
that simply being from the 

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country where I'm from, I really
appreciate all the international

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support I mean. 
It's disheartening that that's 

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so much more than any other 
Russian or Belarusian player has

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really said. 
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him winning a Masters 1000. 
Did you like Runa's? 

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He had tantrums galore. 
Look, he's still very young, and

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sometimes when you're very young
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Especially when you're tired and
you are jet lag. 

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Maybe you didn't like get your 
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he beat himself and you know, 
which is sometimes fun to watch 

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That five all game in the 3rd 
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the net. 
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there a glitch? 
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happen over again? 
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It was the exact same thing. 
He just hit 2 overheads into the

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net and so he starts. 
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tennis balls into the crowd. 
He does it once and he starts 

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getting booed and so his answer 
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He got a code violation, but. 
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have been a couple code 
violations. 

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Who knows? 
He could have been in trouble. 

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But I think the UMP was smart to
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than it than it was. 
And in in Runa's defense, he had

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played Sinner in another three 
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into the night. 
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So I think he had a bit of a 
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He is only 19. 
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a physical wall or a mental wall
but he's just kind of turning 

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out to be a real baby and people
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It's like there's people are not
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Because after he smashed those 
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crowd like he was getting booed 
and he was just like he started 

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doing like come on give me more 
and like egging. 

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He was like egging the the crowd
on, which I think we know by now

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is never a good idea. 
Like it's never good idea to 

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take on the entire stadium. 
You know, he seems though, to 

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thrive on it because he did it 
against Sinner the night before 

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and it sort of kept him in the 
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It sort of. 
Invigorated him. 

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So perhaps he thought that the 
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I don't know. 
He's he's a brat. 

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But in my opinion, yeah, he's 
just a brat. 

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It's not, it hasn't gotten to 
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really problematic yet. 
Like, he's in my opinion, 

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nothing. 
His encore behavior is nothing 

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compared to Curious or McEnroe 
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I mean, we're not even close to 
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Totally. 
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the new big three and the old 
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are are really kind of starting 
to like take shape in the 

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shadows of the other big three. 
So you know the the new big 

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three is Alcaraz, Rune and 
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The old ones obviously are Rafa 
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So obviously Alcaraz is Rafael 
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Not just because they're both 
Spanish look do not write in and

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it's more reasons that they have
very similar games, power plays,

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tons of tons of top spin. 
And when they clap, they neither

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one can close their hands 
completely, because they hold 

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the racket with such a grip that
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to extend. 
And then we've got Rene, who's 

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turning into Joker. 
Yes, but again the the 

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difference is that Joker was 
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beginning. 
Rene's coming in. 

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Bratty, hot and bratty and and 
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So he he has an opportunity to 
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Novak, I don't know if he has an
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point less likable. 
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It's like you know how do you 
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and or is there a basement 
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Exactly. 
We'll find out. 

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But it is interesting. 
Like, yeah, Runa has decided to,

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like, skip the likability phase.
He's just like, no, no, no, no, 

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no. 
I'm just going to go to where 

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you all hate me. 
And that is like and it's just 

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it's weird because he didn't 
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The Danish fan seemed to like 
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Well, his mother does. 
She likes him, Mother. 

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Likes him and I. 
I'm going to say it, Paul. 

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He's he could, I could turn 
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He hasn't done anything yet to 
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eternity. 
I'm still open. 

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I like his game. 
I like his looks. 

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One of the commentators was 
marveling at his legs last night

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against Sinner and was like. 
That was me. 

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He's got legs carved of oak. 
That's. 

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I'm like, OK, OK. 
All right. 

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Wow. 
Yeah, that that commentary booth

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needed to be cleaned up after 
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Yeah, was that guy OKI mean. 
Worked up about these legs 

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carved of a hook. 
Rune is going to avoid him at 

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the. 
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is Federer? 
Because that's a little bit of 

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a. 
That's that's a bit of a reach. 

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But Sinner, so, OK, look, 
Sinner. 

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The last three masters, one 
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He's made semis or better. 
I I thought he was going to. 

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I actually thought he was going 
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But it's fine. 
He didn't. 

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It's fine. 
But he's he's got a real 

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elegance to his game and sort of
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He's very lithe. 
He's very light in the loafers 

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and he's, he's got it. 
I love to watch his game. 

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It's very beautiful to watch. 
Yes, I I appreciate you you 

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comparing the. 
Old big three to the new big 

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three. 
I think it's most interesting to

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about the new big three is that 
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Alcaraz is kind of like this 
Golden Boy, right? 

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Can do no wrong kind of like 
Aaron Samuels and Mean Girls or 

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something. 
And and Runa is this brat, this 

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bad boy kind of like I know my 
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kind of like you know Maverick 
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And then Sinner. 
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right? 
He follows all the rules, kind 

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of like a Tracy Flick an 
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And then he gets really pissed 
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follow the rules. 
And you can tell that he's 

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steaming, but he's trying to 
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And I just like that contrast 
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I love those 3 references. 
I agree with. 

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I agree with all that I don't 
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I'm I'm yes and I would love to 
watch Tracy Flick play Maverick 

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in beach volleyball. 
But yes, absolutely shirtless. 

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That's the only way to play. 
So part of why we had to talk 

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was that there were just a lot 
of outbursts going on, and I was

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worried that our whole cute 
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outbursts was going to be kind 
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But no, like you said the boys 
were acting like. 

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Little brats. 
And there was a lot going on. 

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So we were talking a little bit 
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Their semifinal match was super 
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Like their handshake at the end,
like, that was a drive by from 

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Sinner. 
He was like, no, do not touch 

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me, you fucking Brat. 
Because Runa, at one point he 

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like Sinner hit a ball out and 
Runa hit it back. 

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You know, this happens every now
and then, but it went directly 

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for Sinner's head and Sinner was
just like, what? 

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Yeah. 
And like Rene was like, Oh no, I

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did not do them. 
And it's like, no. 

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I I think that that was 
intentional from Bruno, but I'm 

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not 100% sure. 
Also, this is part of Sinner's 

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growth process. 
You have to learn how to deal 

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with brats. 
They're a dime a dozen. 

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And Runa's not only a brat, he's
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So he's going to do everything 
he can to get under your skin. 

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And I I really respect Sinner, 
but you know, I think he can 

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only grow. 
From this experience. 

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But just the whole way that Rene
was like, again, egging the 

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crowd on and like, like going 
like, oh louder, oh louder, 

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yeah, tell me more oh. 
Paul, I'm sticking with Runa. 

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You're you're sticking with 
Rune. 

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Yeah, Rene Stubbs is the full 
name. 

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That Renee Richards OK, yes. 
Yes, but that wasn't all Hot 

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couple Alert, Medvedev and 
Zverev have fully broken up at 

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this point it is. 
They are having a social media 

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war. 
It is like. 

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What's Justin Bieber's wife name
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Haley Haley Baldwin or Hillary 
Bald Bieber. 

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Haley Bieber? 
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 

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It's that versus Selena Gomez. 
They are fighting on social 

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media now because they had a 
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tough, tough match and Medvedev 
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best of Zverev. 
Zverev is still on his his 

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comeback tour from his his 
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But now, like, so afterwards, I 
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Instagram and just seeing all 
these quotes and it was like 

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Vera was talking about after the
loss, saying that Medvedev is 

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one of the most unfair players 
in the world and that he takes 

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fair play and sportmanship very 
serious and Medvedev does not. 

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And that whenever he's playing 
well, he finds a way to like 

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take a bathroom break or 
something. 

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Medvedev was just like, no, 
sorry. 

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I'm sorry, I'm with Medvedev. 
I'm like, no, sorry, Medvedev. 

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I'm not saying he's perfect, but
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Egregious sportsmanship. 
Faux pas are his MO at all, and 

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he took a break in the third set
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time and the match was still 
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It wasn't like that was an 
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You know what my feeling is? 
I think this is a PR ploy from 

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Zaverev to get him into the 
conversation again. 

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He also made some comment that 
he thinks he would have beaten 

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the doll at the French Open last
year if he hadn't twisted his 

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ankle, which is a pretty bold 
comment. 

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He's been making pretty 
controversial comments and I 

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think he's trying to be in the 
conversation again because guess

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what? 
No one's been talking about him 

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because he hasn't been playing 
well. 

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I for some reason I thought that
they were really good friends, 

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maybe because they're like the 
same height. 

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And kind of relatively same age,
yeah, so. 

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I thought they were buddies, but
I I don't know, I I'm excited to

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watch. 
Some spicy drama between those 

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two. 
OK. 

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But the last, the last bit of 
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is whenever somebody beats 
Djokovic because as we've 

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discussed and so, you know, 
former former hot heartthrob 

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Mussetti, Lorenzo Mussetti, it's
funny, you know what? 

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It is because he's growing his 
hair out and honestly, guys. 

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Stop growing your hair out, 
Billy. 

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I know you're you're trying to 
put your, your. 

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Little, I'm cleaning for you 
because I'm growing my hair out.

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Yeah, and honestly, once you do,
you're off the pod or we're 

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going to Suppo. 
No more video, no more video 

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recording for the pod. 
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like the round of 16, and it 
wasn't the greatest match. 

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Like, let's be honest. 
Djokovic is rusty because he's 

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not allowed in in a lot of 
countries right now. 

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Rightfully so, and but Djokovic 
also no stranger to the outburst

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at one point during the 
changeover, because he didn't 

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play very well. 
He just, he sees a racket 

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hanging, like leaning against 
his bench, and he just stopped. 

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He just murders it, He stomps on
it, breaks it into, and 

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everyone's just like, what? 
Like dude, after all of the? 

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Incidents that have kind of 
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For for Novak and other players,
the fact that players like Runa 

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are still lobbing balls into the
crowd and Novak is still 

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smashing rackets, it's like, 
really you haven't learned 

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anything. 
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I remember how we were talking 
about how tough it was to watch 

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Serena chase that 24th Slam, how
she was chasing it for. 

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Four or five years and kept 
getting close and they kept 

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talking about Margaret Courts 
record and you know, it just, it

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was kind of heartbreaking 
watching Serena chase it. 

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I'm hoping the doll wins the 
French so he gets to 23 and then

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Novak becomes obsessed with 
getting to 23. 

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But he can't do it and we have 
to watch him chase 23 for like 4

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years. 
But it's instead of being 

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heartbreaking, it's going to be 
heartwarming because every time 

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he loses, it's like, yes, he 
still doesn't have 23 and he 

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ends with 22 and it's like I'm 
here for the Djokovic demise 

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era. 
The I. 

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Was worried you were going to 
say we have to watch him like as

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if it's going to be hard. 
Like, yes, I could watch him 

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lose a Grand Slam. 
Yes, like every week. 

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I hope that there's enough. 
Really tough losses to kind of 

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fill the coffer so that, you 
know, down the road you can go 

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back and like let's watch 
Djokovic lose the French Open 

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again and it'll just a pure 
delight. 

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So that was our quick Monte 
Carlo recap. 

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And now we're going to go talk 
about that gay guy. 

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All right, welcome back in our 
next segment is Kwatch. 

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So that's. 
You might want to say Q watch. 

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You might want to say watch like
the the German nonsense. 

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Or maybe it's just the lazy way 
of saying crotch. 

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But watch is when we talk about 
the people in the sport of 

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tennis who are out, people who 
have blazed, blazed a trail, no 

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matter how bright that trail is.
And we wanted to start off with 

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a pretty significant out male 
player. 

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Who maybe hasn't gotten a lot of
the credit or a lot of the 

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attention that you would expect 
from someone who was once the 

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14th greatest player on the 
planet? 

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Billy, who are we talking about?
We're talking about Jan Michael 

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Gamble and you know, he might be
6 three. 

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He might, he might be arguably 
very hot. 

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Looks like he just walked out of
an Abercrombie and Fitch. 

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Catalog, but the reality is 
that. 

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For a Hollister store, but yeah.
He's incredibly accomplished. 

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He reached #14 in the world, won
three titles. 

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Scottsdale, Overlayton, Hewitt. 
Delray Beach over Marty Fish. 

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He got to the final of the 2001 
Miami Masters. 

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Your favorite tournament? 
Miami. 

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My favorite. 
Yeah, he reached reached the 

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quarterfinals of Wimbledon in 
2000. 

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The fourth round of the US Open 
in 2002. 

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I I met him that year. 
He's defeated among other 

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players. 
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 

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No, No. 
You met him. 

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Oh, OK. 
I I was. 

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Telling me the story. 
Well, OK, I was. 

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Is this? 
Erotic fiction, What is this? 

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I was at the US Open. 
This was 2002, so you were in 

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your mid 30s, yeah. 
I was with my friend Rita Garg, 

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who is a real Dynamo, a real 
firecracker. 

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She's going to, you know, she's 
going to pitch that start up, if

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you know what I mean. 
Love you, Rita. 

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It was one of those late night 
matches against Moya. 

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Like 132 in the morning. 
She pulled me down. 

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He was signing autographs and 
she was like Jen, Michael, Jen, 

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Michael, me, my friend Bill. 
I went by Bill at the time, not 

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Billy. 
He took just a quick glance over

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at me. 
And for a fleeting moment 

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recognized what he was facing 
and looked away. 

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Not only that, Paul, he was one 
of people's most beautiful in 

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2000. 
He absolutely was. 

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And honestly, I think I might 
have led the lobbying for that 

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because I look, I, I, I love the
story of kind of having like 

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that gay glance with him. 
The Gay glance. 

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A gay glance. 
It was like, you know, it was 

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such a such a nice time back 
then when it was before grinder.

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It was like when like bruising 
existed. 

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Like gaydar was a thing. 
Gaydar was like but. 

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You just read a Bless her soul 
just bellowed over those 

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eight-year olds looking for an 
autograph. 

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Jan, Michael, meet my friend 
Bill. 

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This is Bill. 
And like he got it. 

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He registered. 
He looked away. 

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And now, did your gaydar go off 
in that moment? 

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In that moment. 
In that moment. 

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My gaydar had already been 
bleeping throughout the night. 

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My gaydar had already gone on my
my gaydar was almost out of 

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batteries. 
Now because of the two handed 

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forehand. 
Partially because of the strut, 

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because of the serve, because of
the what do you call his 

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necklaces at? 
The hookah shelves. 

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Yeah, I mean, there was just a 
lot. 

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That Jen Michael was giving us. 
So your gaydar was going off so 

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so you could tell and that's 
like I miss. 

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Even Rita's gaydar was going 
off. 

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Oh, Jesus Christ, if Rita's 
gaydar was going off, I mean. 

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You know that gaydar was. 
Blaring. 

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I mean her her gaydar is pretty,
pretty dull. 

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So yeah, if she if she picked up
on that. 

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And she so she she basically 
flung you in front of a bunch of

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eight-year olds and said, hey, 
sign my friend Billy's chest. 

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Yeah, and he. 
He looked at you, and it sounds 

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like he looked to you with like 
a dead stare of confusion and 

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fear, but maybe a little bit of.
Lust I I would love to think 

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that there was some lust in that
moment. 

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I would love to think that there
was. 

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Yeah, well, we all. 
I mean, I I'm going to imagine 

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there was for multiple purposes,
no, the niche genre of manga 

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that I'm going to create based 
on Billy Hansen and. 

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Jan Michael Gamble's alternate 
universe where they fall in love

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that night and become a not so 
formidable double s team that 

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makes it to the third round of a
Grand Slam once, but they have 

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a. 
Beautiful story. 

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There might also be a narrative 
where he and I chatted on 

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Grinder in LA and, you know, 
2018. 

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But I I don't. 
I don't. 

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I don't recall. 
Well, that's the thing. 

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You never know. 
Anyone on Grinder could be a dog

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you don't know, could be a Bob, 
or could or could be Jan 

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Michael. 
Or a cat. 

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Or a cat. 
Look like that's why it's called

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a gamble, because you don't know
who you're talking to on 

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Grinder. 
Who doesn't love a perfect set 

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of abs? 
Me. 

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Me, I don't. 
I prefer a little bit more of 

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like a beefy belly, something I 
can grab on to. 

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Something that's, you know, I'm 
feeling enchiladas. 

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Extremely called out right now 
and I think that that's our our 

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personal business, my IBS and my
day after Easter consumption of 

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Cadbury Eggs is nobody's 
business except yours and mine. 

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But yes, but back to Jan Michael
People's most beautiful almost 

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fell in love with my friend 
Billy Hansen named after Jan 

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Michael Vincent. 
Which? 

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Honestly, why? 
I mean, granted, there was that 

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just there was a that brief 
moment in time in the in the 70s

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when everyone was naming their 
babies after Jan Michael 

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Vincent. 
I mean there's just, there's so 

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many Jan Michaels, like I go to 
the clinic, the the, the nurse 

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comes out and like Jan Michael 
and 10 guys stand up. 

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Mens Health Foundation on on 
Santa Monica or Which Clinic? 

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Oh, no, sorry. 
It's it's Mensa. 

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It's yeah. 
And and they all stand up and 

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they're like, I knew you were 
going to say that because Mens 

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is for people who are 
telepathic. 

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OK, so Jan Nichols. 
So, OK, spoiler we've already 

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talked about this and we're not 
outing him. 

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No. 
He's openly gay. 

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He's openly gay, everybody. 
But he never really came out. 

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There was no big magazine 
article. 

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There's no press conference. 
It's just. 

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His Wikipedia page. 
Well, Paul, you've been tracking

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his Wikipedia page, which has 
changed over the even years, 

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months, weeks even. 
Yeah, I mean, look, I So when I 

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want to go to sleep, I read 
Wikipedia pages of my tennis 

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idols from the 70s, eighties, 
90s and then today. 

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I'm like, that's what we call 
music, but like that's what we 

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call tennis idols. 
And it's like I have like my my 

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hits and my my icons and you 
know, so yeah, I'll just go down

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to rabbit hole and I stumbled 
upon his Wikipedia page and and 

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and this was weird, but it 
actually said he was gay twice. 

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There was like a personal 
section like and I always go to 

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the personal section when I go 
to Wikipedia page, I know. 

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Everyone underline. 
Sometimes you go to underline a 

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certain fact. 
Yeah, no, but like you know, 

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like when you go to Wikipedia 
page and like, oh, personal, oh,

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let's see, are they gay? 
His personal said he's gay. 

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But then also in his life and 
biography, it also said he's 

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gay. 
It's like, oh, he's gay. 

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He's not just gay, he's gay. 
Gay. 

447
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:35,200
Then it went down to 1 instance.
So I was like, OK, they just got

448
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,560
a a better editor where there's 
like the only thing I say once. 

449
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,760
And now it just says that he's 
in a relationship with his 

450
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:44,640
partner Malik, which is clearly 
a man's name and it is a man, 

451
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,370
but it's a little less out. 
Than saying he is gay so his 

452
00:24:49,370 --> 00:24:54,330
page is changing but he's. 
Still, I mean he's he's posted 

453
00:24:54,650 --> 00:24:58,930
numerous, and by numerous, I 
mean hundreds of photos and 

454
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:05,330
stories of him and Malik in 
Hawaii, in California, in all 

455
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:10,490
sorts of exotic locales. 
Showing off their love, Showing 

456
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:12,330
their love. 
Yeah, you know what they do in 

457
00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:15,050
Hawaii? 
What they started gay marriage. 

458
00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:16,650
You know what they do in 
California. 

459
00:25:17,070 --> 00:25:20,550
They have the Eagle, so it is 
like they're they're going to 

460
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:25,870
like the the hotspots and it's 
yes they're living and out loud 

461
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:31,390
out proud lifestyle but you know
other than like the coverage on 

462
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:35,470
you know greginhollywood.com. 
And Kenneth in the two and two 

463
00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:38,990
and. 
Two com which are, you know, 

464
00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:42,270
very powerful media sources. 
Not many people are talking 

465
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:43,990
about this and it is, it's 
crazy. 

466
00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:49,920
He was in the top 15. 
And he was definitely the crush 

467
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,760
of a lot of aspiring tennis 
players in the 90s who cracked 

468
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,160
the Top 40 of the New England B 
levels. 

469
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,920
But he's not getting his due. 
He's not getting his headlines. 

470
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,600
He's not getting his headlines 
because I I think he hasn't made

471
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,760
the choice to publicly say the 
words. 

472
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:16,780
I'm gay or I'm by or whatever. 
He Does he have to say it like 

473
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:17,820
that? 
Bye. 

474
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,580
I'm gay. 
I'm gay. 

475
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:22,660
I'm by. 
Is that how you? 

476
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:26,980
Came out everybody. 
Dad, I'm by gay. 

477
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,260
I'm by, and he just started 
crying, just based on how I said

478
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:34,460
it. 
So I'm going to start crying 

479
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:39,010
based on how he said it. 
And talk about a podcast voice. 

480
00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:44,970
I'm by Dad, but you know, we've 
got Carl in the sea, we've got 

481
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,850
Robbie Rogers, we got Michael, 
Sam, we've got, you know, Brian 

482
00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:52,450
the Haley. 
Props to all of you, but top 15 

483
00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:56,650
beating Sampras, Courier, Rio 
Square and Agassi Hewitt. 

484
00:26:56,650 --> 00:27:02,770
I mean, this is an incredible 
accomplishment and I just wonder

485
00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:12,290
why it's not a big. 
New like flashy story for those 

486
00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:16,130
of us who grew up with him and 
then those, you know, younger 

487
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:20,370
queers who could look up to him.
Yeah, well, it's funny. 

488
00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:24,130
It's like, are we post gay? 
Is it just, does it not matter? 

489
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,770
And people like, oh, it's, you 
know, people do whatever come. 

490
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,430
On. 
Well, no, I no because I'm 

491
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:31,950
baffled by it like these other 
players that have come out. 

492
00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:34,670
I'm I'm so happy for them all. 
But you know Michael Sam didn't 

493
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,550
exactly kill it in the NFL. 
Robbie Rogers married some some 

494
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:40,830
like film producer and doesn't 
play soccer anymore. 

495
00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:43,790
So OK, if it's not post gay, 
then what the hell is it? 

496
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:46,390
Why doesn't he want to do it? 
Well, you know, he is a 

497
00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:51,270
commentator, so it could be that
he feels, because he commentates

498
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:56,110
for an international audience, 
maybe he feels like it would be 

499
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:57,420
a distraction. 
Right. 

500
00:27:57,420 --> 00:28:00,060
He just wants to be taken 
seriously as a tennis 

501
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,500
commentator. 
He might even I I think he might

502
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:06,660
work for being sports who's 
which is owned by a Middle 

503
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:09,340
Eastern entity. 
He he might just be. 

504
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:12,340
No, but we saw the World Cup. 
Qatar is very progressive. 

505
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,980
He might. 
Be almost allowed beer to be 

506
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:19,860
sold. 
A cautious businessman, but 

507
00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:22,660
maybe that's it. 
How is he as a commentator? 

508
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:26,100
He's Is he the next Mary 
Carrillo? 

509
00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:31,940
I would say he's the next Mary 
Jo for sure. 

510
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,180
Wow. 
OK, wait, I don't. 

511
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:37,500
Are you sure? 
Because that do not mess with my

512
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,580
Mary Jo. 
Because she I'm a Mary Jo. 

513
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,900
Well, she wants to be involved 
in the in the Jessica Pukula 

514
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,140
Chris Evert conversation. 
She's like, where am I? 

515
00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:49,180
Excuse me, don't you Remember 
Me? 

516
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:52,500
Like I was in the top ten but 
wasn't really winning a slam for

517
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,220
a while like I. 
Wish she came so close. 

518
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:58,810
Times 94 French against graph. 
Wow. 

519
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:02,530
So, Chris, the three sets. 
I know, I know, she's charter 

520
00:29:02,530 --> 00:29:05,210
for hand into weapon, but what 
I'm saying is that. 

521
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:08,770
Breaking that third set also. 
So you think that he's the next 

522
00:29:08,770 --> 00:29:12,810
Mary Jo because she is great. 
I feel like he's more like the 

523
00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:16,610
next Caroline Wozniack. 
You made me like it's he that 

524
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:18,930
good as a commentator. 
Is he really giving you that, 

525
00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:23,450
like, insight with humor? 
I'm going to say no, definitely.

526
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:27,450
Oh, because of was is just a 
comedian. 

527
00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:32,970
No, that's what I'm saying. 
I mean last. 

528
00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:35,730
Time she made me laugh was when 
she played Serena Williams in a 

529
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:38,890
final of the US Open. 
Because that was hilarious. 

530
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:43,730
I think he's he's a commentator 
that is forgettable and I mean 

531
00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:46,450
that and actually as the 
compliment like. 

532
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:49,540
He That's only ever meant as a 
compliment, he. 

533
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:54,180
Calls it like it is. 
He just he just tells you what's

534
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,220
happening and you kind of forget
about it. 

535
00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:01,820
And maybe that's how he wants to
be, how we want to identify. 

536
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,300
Yeah, as. 
Forgettable because I would like

537
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:08,980
to be remembered as forgett. 
I don't want the attention, I 

538
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:12,380
don't want the attention that 
being like the kind of this out 

539
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:16,050
icon would would. 
Give me an in a way I respect 

540
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:18,770
that and the way I'm like. 
I don't know. 

541
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,530
Why? 
Wasn't he on the floats of We 

542
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:21,890
Hope Pride? 
Why doesn't he? 

543
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:23,930
What? 
I mean, he could get great 

544
00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:26,410
tickets. 
Mariah Carey is playing LA Pride

545
00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:28,690
in June. 
He could be. 

546
00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:30,890
He could not only get great 
tickets, he could be on stage 

547
00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:34,210
with her. 
He could be like, come on man, 

548
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:38,410
enjoy it. 
Call Me Maybe Jan Michael. 

549
00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,510
Because I think Carly Rey is 
performing as well. 

550
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:44,350
Carly Rey is playing, we hope 
Pride so in LA. 

551
00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:46,670
There's a difference in LA, 
there's, we hope, Pride and 

552
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:49,030
there's LA it's. 
There's Santa Monica Pride. 

553
00:30:49,030 --> 00:30:50,710
There's a there's like a 
Hollywood Pride. 

554
00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:53,790
There's wait, this town is way 
too proud. 

555
00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:54,950
And. 
What's your take? 

556
00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:57,150
Fault. 
Shameless things I've seen in 

557
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,790
LA. 
It shouldn't be so goddamn 

558
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:00,990
proud. 
No. 

559
00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:03,510
No, it should not. 
But what? 

560
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:06,430
What is your take? 
Does he owe it to us to come 

561
00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:08,190
out? 
Does he owe it to the youth? 

562
00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:13,070
I don't think he his peers. 
I don't think he owes it to 

563
00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:18,470
anybody and I don't think that 
there's there's any sort of debt

564
00:31:18,470 --> 00:31:22,150
that he needs to pay. 
But I'm just shocked that in, 

565
00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:26,870
you know in 2023 when we haven't
had a men's player who has been 

566
00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:30,630
out and and a player that had 
such success. 

567
00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:33,110
Even though such. 
Massive career was. 

568
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:35,150
Cut short by injury, right? 
Yeah, I mean. 

569
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,070
Yeah, but he was. 
He was people's. 

570
00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:40,970
Hottest in 2000. 
You know. 

571
00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:43,490
Top 50? 
Top 50 Most Beautiful People in 

572
00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:45,690
the World. 
Do you know how many times I've 

573
00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:50,130
just missed out on that title? 
I'll tell you 45. 

574
00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:52,570
And he took it for granted. 
And he took it. 

575
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:57,770
He had that he was he was in the
finals of Masters he he was he 

576
00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:02,810
was a big fucking deal and and 
so it's just it's confusing that

577
00:32:02,810 --> 00:32:05,970
he didn't get more attention. 
And I don't know why it is. 

578
00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:09,850
I would be very curious. 
I want to give him all the 

579
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:11,930
attention. 
I want to give it to him. 

580
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:16,690
I'm bi curious about it. 
And so Jen Michael, you know we 

581
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:19,810
are here for you and this is 
this, this whole segment is just

582
00:32:19,810 --> 00:32:23,690
to celebrate you because I think
it's freaking awesome and I 

583
00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:25,970
don't know if there's going to 
be that many other out players 

584
00:32:26,330 --> 00:32:31,290
anytime soon, but we are going 
to keep our eye out on it and 

585
00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:33,390
we'll be watching. 
For you. 

586
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:36,190
So yeah, and for the next. 
Cue watch. 

587
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:39,830
We we cue watch. 
Yes, exactly. 

588
00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:44,950
We support you. 
We support you 100%. 

589
00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:48,670
And we would love to hear your 
stories of what it was like 

590
00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:52,670
being gay, whether out or not on
tour. 

591
00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:56,310
Yeah, I mean, I would love to. 
What was it like in the showers?

592
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,150
What was it like, getting 
physio? 

593
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:02,170
What was it like? 
You know, those late nights with

594
00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:03,970
Marcelo Rios? 
I want to hear it all. 

595
00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:07,290
All right. 
So we're coming towards the end 

596
00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:11,730
of the episode of episode three 
of Ball Boys, and we're going to

597
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:14,010
finish with the game called Game
Set Matchmaker. 

598
00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:17,210
I'm so excited. 
I know this is a new game that 

599
00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:20,450
Billy made-up. 
It is basically we're going to 

600
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:26,490
use our high tech randomizers 
and we're each going to pull out

601
00:33:26,490 --> 00:33:31,600
so we've each selected. 
Eight names of living players, 

602
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,040
retired or active, but people 
that we've all heard of, and 

603
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,280
we've got eight names, we're 
going to pick them out, each of 

604
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,520
them at the. 
Same time they must be living 

605
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,280
and they must be players, but 
they don't have to be active. 

606
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,680
Exactly, exactly people. 
I think people will get the get 

607
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,400
the gist of that in a second. 
And what are we going to do with

608
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,000
these? 
Players and so we're each so 

609
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,280
we'll have two names and then 
the game is we have to agree are

610
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,920
they going to be a dream double 
s team. 

611
00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:59,770
Are they going to be a dream 
matchup of who's going to win, 

612
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:03,090
You know who's going to play 
each other or rivalry? 

613
00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:06,730
Or are they just a dream couple?
Is this are we playing 

614
00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:09,730
matchmaker? 
And this is love is blind And 

615
00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:12,610
now we're going to, we're going 
to set these people up in our 

616
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:15,210
minds and say is that a great 
match or not? 

617
00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:21,370
And the winner of this game is 
going to get a free dating 

618
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:26,360
profile. 
One hinge and and that will be 

619
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,920
me because I'm going to win. 
All right. 

620
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,639
Do you have your first one? 
I do. 

621
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,440
All right. 
I've got mine. 

622
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,920
So. 
So. 

623
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:44,199
Mine is, yes, Venus Williams. 
Venus Williams and I have Casper

624
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,639
Rude. 
I like that. 

625
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:50,520
I love that. 
Wait, so. 

626
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:54,699
Who decides who's doing? 
We have to agree, We have to 

627
00:34:54,699 --> 00:34:56,500
feel we have to locate it now, 
like should. 

628
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:59,500
We I'm just seeing them having 
sex immediately. 

629
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:02,420
I kind of think so too. 
Yeah, and athletic sex. 

630
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,900
Maybe within an art gallery. 
Yeah, right. 

631
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:09,260
Leo Pelka is looking on. 
Jealous. 

632
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:13,220
Stoned. 
Carrying his pink bag I. 

633
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,060
I, I, I, I agree. 
Like, I think that that's 

634
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,340
actually such a like, Casper 
Rude and Venus Williams. 

635
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,380
I mean, at first I was like, Oh 
my God, what a great double s 

636
00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:22,660
team. 
But no, they are. 

637
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,100
Great double s team too. 
Yeah, but they should. 

638
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,860
Hook up. 
I also think that she could 

639
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:31,380
teach him a little something 
about asserting himself. 

640
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:35,420
Yeah, like in the talk, she 
could be like, hey, Casper, like

641
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:37,140
in the boudoir. 
Doesn't that a little bit more 

642
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,500
like just be a little bit more 
of a boss? 

643
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:42,180
Yeah, yeah. 
She's going to charge that net. 

644
00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:45,930
Are you ready for the next one? 
OK, make sure you shuffle them 

645
00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:49,690
up. 
Oh, sorry. 

646
00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,490
Are you OK? 
I'm OK, but I I choked on this 

647
00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:54,730
one. 
Jennifer Capriotti. 

648
00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:58,970
Jennifer Capriotti. 
Oh my God, Who do you have? 

649
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:04,250
I have Elena Dimentieva. 
Oh, man. 

650
00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:07,930
Oh, Paul, you lead us off with 
this one. 

651
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:11,530
So I mean, I I have to say, I 
think that they are. 

652
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:16,100
I don't know if they're a dream 
match up, but I would love to 

653
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,260
see them play. 
But I think Capriotti would 

654
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:24,180
destroy Dimentieva. 
They must have played their 

655
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:26,860
errors over overlapped. 
Look it up, look it up. 

656
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,660
Because I'm with you. 
I think I want to see that match

657
00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:33,860
up. 
I think you know Elena 

658
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:39,620
Dimentieva. 
I love what she achieved even 

659
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:43,230
with that. 
I mean, the way she's still 

660
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:47,150
challenged and and persevered is
admirable, especially in 

661
00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:48,590
retrospect. 
Retrospect. 

662
00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:52,030
Yeah. 
Have they played, Have they 

663
00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:53,710
played? 
I think they played some epic 

664
00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:56,870
matches. 
Actually, I'm going to say 

665
00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:58,270
something. 
Say it. 

666
00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:06,230
I want more focus on women's 
legends tennis. 

667
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:12,390
So women in their 40s, fifties, 
60s, seventies, 80s, nineties 

668
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:18,270
playing exhibitions at the Grand
Slam. 

669
00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:21,350
So I would love to see a match 
now. 

670
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:26,550
Right now, Jennifer Capriotti as
she is today, versus Elena 

671
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:30,070
Dementieva as she is today. 
I want to see that I would pay 

672
00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:32,750
good money for it. 
I love that, Yeah. 

673
00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:36,710
Yeah okay their well their. 
So their head to head is 3 to 1 

674
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:39,150
capriotti over dementieva. 
Okay. 

675
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:43,390
So they were all on hard courts,
so maybe we can also choose the 

676
00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,430
the surface. 
Okay. 

677
00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:48,110
I don't really want to see them 
play on clay, to be honest. 

678
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:50,550
Yeah, no. 
And and I agree with. 

679
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,110
That they had an epic match at 
the US Open, I think actually in

680
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:57,610
2003. 2004. 
I think that that's a great 

681
00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,290
point, though, about sort of 
legends tennis. 

682
00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:02,490
I feel like there's a lot of 
legends tennis for men, but I 

683
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:04,050
don't really. 
Yeah. 

684
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,330
Like, yeah, I would love to see,
like, Panchita Martinez play 

685
00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:09,370
Gabriel Sabatini. 
Like, fuck yeah. 

686
00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:15,930
Have you seen Sabatini lately? 
She looks Oh my Gaga. 

687
00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:18,290
It is running. 
Over. 

688
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:21,620
Just, yeah, exactly. 
It just, I I mean, if that's 

689
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,620
what I have to live up to. 
Bulldoze me. 

690
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:27,460
As a as a standard of female 
beauty in Argentina, I'm fucked 

691
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:30,500
because she is gorgeous. 
Like, holy crap. 

692
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:32,100
Killing it? 
I I would. 

693
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:36,500
I would go see a women's legends
tournament in a heartbeat. 

694
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:41,340
Oh God, what do you have? 
Who do you have? 

695
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:44,420
Oh, bitch. 
Melanie Udan. 

696
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:50,100
Really. 
I have one Martin del Potro. 

697
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:54,420
Oh Jesus Christ, God. 
I just think they need to be 

698
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:59,060
like go on a meditation retreat,
like together and like just. 

699
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,260
Love it, Melanie Udin. 
She was the American who made it

700
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:04,340
to the quarters that one year, 
Yeah. 

701
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,100
Oh my God. 
Melanie Udin Udin. 

702
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,500
There was a there was a 
different udin right that. 

703
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,900
Was no. 
No. 

704
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:16,020
There was not no. 
No, she she everyone thought she

705
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,860
was the next big thing. 
She's on the Today show and all 

706
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:22,860
the stuff she beat Dim and Jave,
I believe in the fourth round 

707
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,740
or? 
No, she she beat. 

708
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:26,460
What's her name? 
Yankovic. 

709
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:31,260
To get to the quarters. 
We're young anyway. 

710
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:38,640
I think she and Juan Martin del 
Potro, I I see them as a double 

711
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,680
s team. 
I've seen them as a feel good 

712
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,520
double s team, like getting a 
wild card to the US Open. 

713
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,400
They both had such great 
experiences there. 

714
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,560
Like a wild card this year, 
right? 

715
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,440
Because Juan Martinez said he's 
coming back this year to the US 

716
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,080
Open. 
You really want to know that? 

717
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,960
Yes, he's coming back. 
Yeah. 

718
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,280
And I think great mixed double s
partner for him would be 

719
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,560
Melanie. 
She did win. 

720
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,230
She did win a mixed. 
Yeah, with Jack Sock. 

721
00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:11,990
Yeah, in 2011, Yeah. 
So, hey. 

722
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:16,830
I see them as as our dream 
double s team for the 2023 U.S. 

723
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:19,790
Open. 
I'm in and I would go to that. 

724
00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:21,670
All right, what if? 
What have? 

725
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:28,030
What have we got next? 
We've got fashion plate, decorum

726
00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:32,350
icon Charm School founder Yelena
Ostapenko. 

727
00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:35,270
Oh, and we've got Danielle 
Collins. 

728
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,320
So they definitely hate each 
other. 

729
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,200
Fireworks. 
They would love nothing more 

730
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,520
than to crush each other on the 
court. 

731
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,520
But because that happens so 
often, I'm going to say they 

732
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,800
should actually date. 
I think that would be such a 

733
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:56,440
toxic relationship. 
I'm seeing a I'm seeing a 

734
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:01,400
fashion show. 
Oh yeah, Like, I mean that they,

735
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,920
they would be like, you know, 
partners in life and they would.

736
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:08,610
And absolutely. 
You know, I would love to see 

737
00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:12,970
Daniel Collins in an Ostapenko 
original with like ruffled puff 

738
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:21,210
sleeves, the big collar and and 
and and the the sort of clashing

739
00:41:21,210 --> 00:41:25,090
colors all throughout. 
Like it would with cutouts and 

740
00:41:25,090 --> 00:41:29,170
with weird like 80s motifs. 
And it would just be like and on

741
00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:31,930
the back would be like cowabunga
man, like it would just be so. 

742
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,840
Inappropriate and wrong, but so 
stunning. 

743
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,160
And I think that they would be a
power couple and I think that 

744
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,960
they should live in the 
Hollywood Hills and they should 

745
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,200
probably start some. 
Production company some. 

746
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,440
Sort of production company and 
have like 2 Shih Tzus. 

747
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,560
I see them as a a couple, but 
like. 

748
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,660
They're really competitive with 
each other. 

749
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:59,660
Like a competitive guy even like
walking, oh, you liked her 

750
00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:02,660
fashion line. 
Seem way from my fashion line. 

751
00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,740
Oh no. 
Even when they're walking their 

752
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:07,780
dogs through like the Beverly 
Hills Flats, like they are just 

753
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:10,020
like one's walking a little bit 
faster and then one. 

754
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:14,860
Yeah, no, it's a it's. 
And neither of them is is a 

755
00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:16,620
lesbian. 
Oh no. 

756
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:21,100
Which? 
Everything about it is just 

757
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,380
awful, yeah. 
Okay, this is our last. 

758
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,260
Oh my God. 
Are you sure? 

759
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:31,020
Yeah. 
Did you get it? 

760
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,860
You say it first. 
Tim Kleisters. 

761
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:39,020
Rafael Nadal. 
Wow dream. 

762
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,340
Dream. 
I love that charity launch. 

763
00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:45,700
Oh my God. 
I want them to be a couple, but 

764
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,420
I also want them to be a double 
s team. 

765
00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:50,860
I want them to. 
I want them to play each other. 

766
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,090
I want them to play I. 
Think kleisters would take it? 

767
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:59,490
This is her comeback exhibitions
against Rafael Nadal. 

768
00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:02,450
This is her 4th comeback. 
Yeah, this is how she's going to

769
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:05,130
do it is. 
Yeah, no, Alexandro Alexandrov 

770
00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:09,850
were over you. 
Yeah, no, it's no. 

771
00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:12,770
Kleisters Nadal XO. 
She's going to take on the 

772
00:43:12,770 --> 00:43:15,490
reigning French Open champion as
it's her way to come back for 

773
00:43:15,490 --> 00:43:18,490
the 4th time. 
COVID derailed her comeback, but

774
00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:23,460
now this is it she's taking on. 
Honestly though, I think what 

775
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,980
they should really do is like 
splits, offs. 

776
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:32,340
So like he does his splits and 
like, yeah, and then she does 

777
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:36,540
hers and then like they do like,
yeah, and it's like, yeah, do. 

778
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:38,460
You know where they would hold. 
This. 

779
00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:42,820
I feel like she's fine to fly 
out of my orco. 

780
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,600
She's fine. 
This would be in Split, Croatia.

781
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,840
I mean, come on, you handed that
to me? 

782
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,480
Splits been looking for an event
and this is it. 

783
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,920
This split open, it's gonna be 
sponsored by Schlitz and it's 

784
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,080
gonna be like everyone's gonna. 
What's? 

785
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:05,840
Schlitz Schlitz is the 
performance enhancing beer. 

786
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,200
Wasn't that it was like the I 
don't know if it's a real beer 

787
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,440
or not but like there was. 
Wasn't there that SNL ad for 

788
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,100
like, Schlitz Gay? 
Schlitz Gay beer or it's an 

789
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,740
actual beer. 
Either way. 

790
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,420
I'm there for it and I will 
later a couple like a quick hit 

791
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:24,100
and giggle afterward after the 
splits competition. 

792
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:27,460
Oh, I mean, I I think that it 
could be like, I mean, I just 

793
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,700
think it'll be like a dance off 
where it's going to be like 

794
00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:32,220
white chicks when they have the 
dance battle. 

795
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:35,620
Like there's going to be like 
Kim is going to bring out all of

796
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:36,500
her kids. 
The floor. 

797
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,460
She's going to be whopping all 
over. 

798
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,520
And he's going to bring out like
his, like he's going to bring 

799
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,960
out like Roger and everyone 
else. 

800
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,320
And they're going to be like 
their boy band doing like Bell 

801
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,320
Devo dancing. 
And then they're going to do a 

802
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,840
split off and the winner or 
actually maybe can like like the

803
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,840
like the winner. 
I'm trying to think of what they

804
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,000
win. 
I don't know if like they win 

805
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,260
like a country. 
I think they win a bunch of 

806
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:03,180
money for their charities cuz 
they're great people I think. 

807
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:07,420
I think no please charity, 
enough charity, charity. 

808
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:10,500
No, they they win a country or 
they win a country. 

809
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:11,820
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

810
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:15,580
OK, that's they or no, they they
become the king of split. 

811
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:16,980
And they do. 
One more bonus. 

812
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,860
One more bonus. 
OK, bonus round. 

813
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,220
OK. 
Ready? 

814
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,740
OK. 
I hope you get who I I hope you 

815
00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:27,660
get. 
Who'd you get? 

816
00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:33,870
I got this name Yann Michelle 
Gambill. 

817
00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:36,510
OK we're gonna Nope we're gonna 
we're. 

818
00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:37,990
Gonna No, you can't. 
Nope. 

819
00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:39,830
Nope. 
Next. 

820
00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:40,790
Next. 
Next. 

821
00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:43,270
We've done it, yeah. 
Unless. 

822
00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:47,390
Unless you want to do more. 
Oh, there's someone I want you 

823
00:45:47,390 --> 00:45:50,230
to get. 
I got a famous Australian 

824
00:45:50,230 --> 00:45:54,230
player. 
Yes, her name is Margaret Court.

825
00:45:54,590 --> 00:46:00,560
Oh, when I got Nikirios. 
The Aussie Open it's it's the 

826
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,280
place where tolerance goes to 
get eaten by a dingo. 

827
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:10,800
And I think Margaret caught in 
Nick Kyrios should definitely 

828
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,960
Nick, Nick. 
Nick Kyrios. 

829
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,200
I think that they should mostly 
follow each other on Twitter and

830
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,080
share hateful memes with each 
other about freedom and 

831
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,860
religion. 
And and just be like good old 

832
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:36,940
like spinsterish gal pals. 
I mean, Nick is a he's 

833
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:41,860
problematic, I'm not going to 
lie, but he is an ally, an L GB 

834
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:45,580
TQIA ally. 
And I would love for him and 

835
00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:49,140
Margaret to play double s 
together at some sort of charity

836
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,260
event benefiting, you know, the 
Human Rights Campaign. 

837
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,700
I know. 
Honestly. 

838
00:46:55,590 --> 00:46:57,390
I just. 
Want I'm going to set up a 

839
00:46:57,390 --> 00:47:01,030
charity for me and you can go 
fund that. 

840
00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:05,630
Fine, I'm going to go fund that.
Go fund me. 

841
00:47:06,350 --> 00:47:09,070
OK, well, that. 
Was just for fun. 

842
00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,590
No, no, no. 
Game's over. 

843
00:47:12,790 --> 00:47:14,390
Stan. 
OK, what's my next one? 

844
00:47:14,390 --> 00:47:16,830
Just aren't you curious? 
Aren't I curious? 

845
00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:19,990
The next one is Holgaruna. 
OK, good. 

846
00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:20,990
We've. 
Done. 

847
00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:23,230
Oh, that's like. 
A Stan is it's Holgar. 

848
00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:29,980
Oh, firework. 
We are. 

849
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:33,900
We are in the precinct. 
And yeah, we Oh my God, Stan and

850
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,500
Holger, we already saw that. 
And it was fire. 

851
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,260
And I want to see the blood 
babies fight. 

852
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:42,820
Blood, baby, The blood it is. 
OK, well that is that is it 

853
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,940
though we are done with that 
game. 

854
00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:49,340
I clearly won again and I'm 
really excited to go on Tinder 

855
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:52,300
with my free profile that 
Billy's going to set up for me 

856
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,540
and. 
That's it guys. 

857
00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:56,500
So thanks. 
It's going to be more successful

858
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,620
than your other dating profiles,
I promise. 

859
00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:04,380
Well, success is in the eye of 
the beholder, So this has been 

860
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:07,780
our third episode. 
Let's take a last look at what's

861
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,500
coming up. 
And so is the clay court season.

862
00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:12,620
We've been hyping up the 
Americans this whole freaking 

863
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,860
show. 
Billy, is an American going to 

864
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:22,020
win a clay tournament this year?
I don't a significant one. 

865
00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:27,830
A clay tournament besides the 
American Clay Open or whatever. 

866
00:48:28,630 --> 00:48:31,070
So Stuttgart, Rome or the French
are open? 

867
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,710
I don't think so. 
Maybe even Barcelona or Monte 

868
00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:36,230
Carlo. 
I don't think so. 

869
00:48:37,030 --> 00:48:39,150
OK, well, you're right. 
Oh. 

870
00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:41,510
Yeah. 
Who's going to win? 

871
00:48:41,510 --> 00:48:43,310
Google is going to win one of 
those. 

872
00:48:45,470 --> 00:48:48,270
I know. 
I'm as shocked as you are. 

873
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:50,990
I am not a Pagola stand, but 
she's going to win one of those.

874
00:48:51,310 --> 00:48:52,990
The French. 
No. 

875
00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:59,150
Who's going to win the French? 
The French is going to be our 

876
00:48:59,150 --> 00:49:03,430
good friend on the Shibor who? 
Do you? 

877
00:49:04,630 --> 00:49:08,350
Think's going to win the French.
I've got to think ego. 

878
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:12,510
She's so good on clay. 
We have to remember how good she

879
00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:16,830
is just because she's lost a 
couple times this year. 

880
00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:19,430
She's good at, she's really good
player. 

881
00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:22,730
Well, I'm going to remember how 
naughty she is and that's how 

882
00:49:22,810 --> 00:49:28,690
I'm going to sign off. 
So, all right, well, this is our

883
00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:31,090
show. 
Thank you everybody for 

884
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:33,930
listening. 
And find out, TuneIn. 

885
00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:37,330
And find out were we right, were
we wrong, or somewhere in 

886
00:49:37,330 --> 00:49:39,490
between. 
Who's honestly, who fucking 

887
00:49:39,490 --> 00:49:42,610
knows. 
Thanks again for joining us and 

888
00:49:42,610 --> 00:49:44,930
say good night, Billy. 
Good night, Billy.

