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Hey everybody, and welcome to 
the latest episode of The Ball 

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Boys. 
We are the tennis podcast that 

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puts the Champs in champagne and
the Dom in Wimbledon. 

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I'm your host, Paul Monkle. 
I'm bringing you the insights, 

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outbursts, giggles and wiggles 
of the ATP and WTA tours. 

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And on today's show, we are 
recapping Wimbledon and what a 

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couple of weeks of twists and 
turns it has been. 

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It started out real rocky 
because when it wasn't the heat,

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it was the inconsistency with 
seeds tumbling out faster than 

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the stock market After that Taco
in the White House announces a 

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new round of tariffs. 
And then things went from upsets

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to downright upsetting with an 
injury to one of our favorites 

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while he was up two sets over 
the world #1 and then on both 

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the men's and women's side, they
got their acts together in time 

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for the last dance. 
And we ended up with a 

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tournament that gave us just 
enough strawberries and cream. 

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So today, we'll be popping our 
corks for the winners and 

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everyone else who came out on 
top, Plus talking about some of 

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the bigger surprises of the 
tournament. 

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And we have an immodest proposal
for how to finally get these 

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players some rest. 
To do it all, we have Colby Gray

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back with us. 
He's the sports writer, tennis 

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star, Belgian Waffle who Co 
hosted our Wimbledon preview 

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show a few weeks ago. 
Hey Colby, how are you doing? 

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I'm doing great, just coming off
the Wimbledon adrenaline high. 

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Yeah, I know. 
Do you have the the stripers and

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cream out of your system yet? 
I think I do it and I'm the 

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strawberries aren't getting 
anywhere near the pasta. 

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Sorry. 
I mean, look, so that's a 

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reference to Egos Fiantech's 
strawberry and pasta dish, and I

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made it. 
You can look at our Instagram at

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TBB Tennis for a recap of that. 
Hey, it wasn't the worst thing 

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ever. 
I it's not the thing I would 

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crave to celebrate a single 
thing in my life, though. 

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That's some Polish DNA right 
there. 

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Yeah, I used to have an Italian 
roommate a few months ago and I 

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think that would have been like 
genocide if I did that in the 

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house. 
So not going to get anywhere 

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near that. 
You're like, you didn't take out

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the trash, so I'm going to make 
strawberries and pasta. 

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And and I'm going to break it 
and I'm going to break it before

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I make it. 
So before we get in the show, 

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look, we we played getting 
ballsy with you last time, loved

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getting to know you. 
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Nakashima and Nara and some 
others and just all around great

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tennis aficionado. 
But one thing we didn't talk 

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about enough, and you kind of 
referenced it at one point about

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how for you, Rodger Federer, 
he's an idol. 

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You still make arguments for him
being the GOAT, which I'm I'm 

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there with you. 
So I want to hear a little bit 

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about your fandom, but also 
you've got a Rodger Federer 

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tattoo. 
And part of me was like, should 

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we play a game? 
Like let's guess where on Colby 

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body, Colby's body is the tattoo
and let's finally show us. 

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But for for to keep it PG13, I 
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and just just tell me about this
fandom. 

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Oh yeah, definitely the tattoo 
placement. 

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Not safe for work, no. 
Tramp stamp. 

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No, I so I got it in 2021 when I
was living in Denmark and I can 

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I can show it is safe for work. 
That's the tattoo. 

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For anyone who's not going to 
see this on Instagram, it's 

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upper bicep gun show. 
Classic RF, Yeah. 

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Yeah, so I I got it in 2021 with
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kind of response. 
So I posted on Instagram video 

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with it and you know, I said 
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whatever. 
But I, I kind of knew that was 

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lost cause. 
So what I did was I took a photo

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of it and I got a postcard and I
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it was like, I think the 
background was like a Geneva or 

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something like that. 
And I sent it to his manager and

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I was like, Hey, I got a tattoo.
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love to, I would love to get a 
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And I didn't expect much. 
It was the most expensive 

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postcard I've ever sent in my 
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It was like, I think I paid like
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mail it to Switzerland. 
I mailed it and then put it out 

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of my mind. 
And I don't know, 8-9 months 

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later my mom texted me and and 
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Roger sent a response back the 
dream and he said something 

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along the lines of cool tattoo, 
thanks for being a follower, and

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then he signed it with his 
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For me that was already enough. 
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But one day, one day I hope to 
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dream and then I can make my 
argument to him as that's why 

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he's still the greatest player 
of all time, which gets harder 

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and harder every year. 
But luckily, Wimbledon this year

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did not change my argument. 
No, no, OK. 

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I love that. 
I'm I'm glad he didn't send back

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like a restraining order, 
please. 

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So no, I love it. 
And look, I I'm right there with

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you. 
I saw him in in the box watching

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the matches. 
I mean, he just looks so 

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fantastic still. 
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just could he get it, get back 
out there one more time. 

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But did you hear the stat? 
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that he lost to Novak where he 
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Novak and Rafa. 
It's not like, oh, Novak's got 

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four more than Rodger, which 
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rift. 
It's like, no, it's two points, 

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2 points away from them being 
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I'm there with you. 
Although I have it's, we'll be 

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talking about this on the show a
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With Novak starting to really no
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any tournament where Yannick and
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little sad and a little 
nostalgic for my Novak, who I 

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love to hate. 
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entertain any arguments about 
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So if you've got more, you know,
if you're like, well, actually 

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think, please make the argument,
Sir. 

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Yeah. 
I mean the, the, I think the 

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primary consideration is that 
out of the big three debate that

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Roger and Rafa are the 2 that 
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because both of their surfaces 
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major. 
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hardcourt, Rafa's is clay, 
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And especially if you look at 
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And even despite this, you still
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all time. 
So putting grand Slams aside, he

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still has the most total wins. 
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for Rodger against Rafa with the
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And it is true that that Rafa 
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head, but Rodger really 
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years. 
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made that if the grass swing was
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shortest, like we talked about 
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shortest. 
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amount of tournaments on all 
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would actually be skewed a 
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for the GOAT argument. 
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played out. 
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put Rodger in the Open era when 
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Open era when most was played on
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been a runaway. 
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OK, I I think that's a solid 
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It's it's like, yeah, we're like
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court players. 
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Well, 'cause yeah, I mean, look,
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over. 
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it from the end of the French 
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June till now. 
It's like, get it, get your 

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grass in folks 'cause now we're 
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Well, let's get into the show. 
And as always, we're going to 

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start with our Lobsvian, that 
thing that made us just a little

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gayer for tennis or gayer in 
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And there are, there's a number 
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everything. 
And some late breaking news. 

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Yesterday, Tommy Paul and Paige 
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engagement to be married. 
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collective sigh out there, and I
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Your first reaction is probably 
the same as mine, which is what 

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in the Sister Wives hell is 
going on here because everyone 

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knows Tommy, Paul and I are 
married. 

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I took his name, he took my 
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We both go by Paul. 
Paul, look, I don't know what's 

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going on either, but I'm happy 
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I'm happy for these two kids. 
I hope they make it for me, 

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though. 
What makes it a Lobsvian, which 

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is just a little bit of spice, 
is that they announced it on the

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same day as the men's final, 
just like Kazakina did for 

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Roland Garros on the women's 
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She announced her engagement. 
And so I just think game 

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recognizes game. 
It's like, oh, I'm going to get 

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a little bit of spotlight here. 
So I feel like Paige Lorenz was 

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probably the mastermind behind 
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But but hey, Congrats, I guess. 
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we'll start a collective morning
circle for that as we need to 

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get through these hard times. 
What's your take on Tommy Paul? 

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Yeah, I'm, I'm hoping the 
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truck. 
That would be really nice. 

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It'd be such a nice scenic 
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You know, like a full circle 
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Well, hopefully. 
It's not repossessed again. 

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I mean, maybe that's why maybe 
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payment so he could get a 
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Ring the wedding. 
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Oh. 
That's beautiful. 

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That really, it really is love 
like truly does win with the the

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announcement of the engagements 
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I don't know if it's they're 
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final to help boost the profile 
or that they think it's a busy 

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Newsday so they can slip right 
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I mean, usually they tell us in 
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announce stuff like that on busy
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So maybe maybe it's actually the
opposite. 

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Maybe they want more privacy, 
maybe they want less coverage. 

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So they announce it on days like
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more under the radar. 
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The other Lobstvians, just real 
quick is that Wimbledon gave us 

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extreme camp as always. 
Again, late breaking news. 

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I forgot about this, but 
yesterday there was all this 

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footage of the first dance 
between the two winners of Eager

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Sriansak and Yannick Sinner and 
just, I mean, just oozing with 

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chemistry those two. 
There's like a ball after the 

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tournament and they danced 
together and it's just like, 

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what in the cotillion hell is 
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Like what? 
And then the royal boxes were 

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full for the weekend. 
Princess Kate was looking 

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amazing. 
William and the kids were there,

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and even just stuff like the 
champagne corks were hitting the

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courts during the matches. 
Like how ridiculous is this 

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tournament? 
They have to be timing the 

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corks. 
There's no, I mean, it's right 

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before the sur. 
It's, I mean, they, I know they 

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want that reaction out of the 
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They're just waiting for them to
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Yeah, it's kind of hilarious 
though, because I so I went, I 

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was very lucky enough to go 
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like, yeah, they're popping left
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Like I don't know why they don't
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Are people sneaking the bottles 
inside or they really buying 

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them at Wimble? 
They must be astronomer way 

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high. 
Oh, yeah. 

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But this is where you, I mean, 
center court like you're going 

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to show. 
I don't think it's, I don't 

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think they're, they're sneaking 
in the hooch. 

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Also there's just a better way 
to pop champagne. 

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Like it doesn't have to fly if 
it if it's flying you've 

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probably Shuck it up a bit. 
But like also just the timing is

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impeccable. 
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Maybe Novak is in the stands 
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What about you? 
Did you have a Lobs Vien? 

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Yeah, Venus Williams is getting 
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45 years old getting a wild card
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I love it so much. 
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going to be like Indian Wells 
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Oh my God, she got a wild card 
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like nobody told me. 
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embarrassed. 
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directly involved. 
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I hope someone's told her this. 
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She's in the loop. 
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some old footage of her that 
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I'd be happy if she won a round.
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the feet of still participating 
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it's, it's a battle that she's 
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got to be up there as one of the
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Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm excited to 
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I hope she's not double bagels, 
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We're going to get into that 
because it's time for twit, 

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which is this week in tennis. 
We're talking about the hits and

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misses of the tour, and the only
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time is Wimbledon because our 
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a close. 
It's wild. 

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You know, now we're in mid-july 
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there were a lot of people 
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We're going to talk about that. 
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So we're going to start off with
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jump. 
And yeah, I'm including Taylor 

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Fritz in this, who won two grass
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how he didn't deserve to be the 
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Open. 
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him. 
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Carlos and Taylor. 
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Carlos in four sets. 
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this year and again, we're going
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global warming because if the 
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and it's super hot or super cold
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more pleasant to play in, 
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Wimbledon. 
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Could have, could have made it 
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But but I really have been 
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You can tell he's got belief. 
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Violet. 
He's not like, oh, I, I'm, I, I,

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there's no way I could possibly 
beat these. 

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But like he believes that he can
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into. 
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look, he's got about two years 
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then it's the doors going to 
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What's your take on Taylor? 
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him is his work life balance. 
I don't know if you've seen the 

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interviews where he's asked 
about his daily life when he's 

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training for tournament, when 
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for the grand slams. 
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time. 
He's training, he's working. 

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But when he's done, he's done. 
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I'll just go and play video 
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that. 
Like I'm just, I'm dead, I'm 

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couching, I'm crashing. 
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there's something to that as the
recipe for success. 

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Because when I was playing in 
the juniors, all of the kids who

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were, I mean, work to death by 
their parents, the ones that 

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trained every day for 8 hours, 
the ones that were burning 

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themselves out, they all peaked 
at 18. 

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independence, they quit tennis. 
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professionals as well. 
Some of the really early studs, 

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they burn out from the schedule.
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he enjoys it and he's really 
able to tune out when he's not 

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there. 
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that that really benefits him. 
He's he's really, he's not going

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to overdo it. 
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I think he was one of my 
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Wimbledon. 
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finals. 
Honestly, anything less than the

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semis would have been actually a
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his lead up to the grass season.
So if you would have showed me 

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the infographic of the four 
players that we're going to be 

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in the Wimbledon semi finals, I 
would have told you this was the

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most standard, predictable 
tournament you could have had 

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and it was nothing like that. 
Right. 

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Oh yeah. 
We ended up with the people that

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we thought we were going to end 
up with. 

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And I really like that point 
about Taylor's work life balance

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because I feel like Tommy Paul 
could could take a page from his

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book, not Paige Lorenz. 
So I thought Taylor was kind of 

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burning himself out a little bit
with his playing three 

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tournaments leading up to 
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his his tune up was mowing the 
grass home in Florida and then 

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going and playing one match. 
So one would think, oh, Tommy's 

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got this work life balance, but 
actually, no, you got to lock in

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and then lock out and, and I 
think Taylor really did that 

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well, It's a great point. 
It's. 

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Yeah, it's being there for the 
important moments, like picking 

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your battles. 
Yeah, then the other semi final 

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was a a rematch, a repeat of the
Roland Garros semi final in 

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every way. 
It was a decisive 3 set victory 

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for Yannick Sinner over Novak 
Djokovic. 

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And again, I don't know what's 
going on with me. 

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I feel bad for Novak. 
Look, he might have been 

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injured. 
He injured himself on match 

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point the previous round against
Kaboli, who is another great 

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story from Wimbledon. 
But there was just no real doubt

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in this match Yannick was going 
to win from the get go. 

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He's clearly better than Novak 
now. 

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It's funny, during the match, I 
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another ball boy, about Novak 
and how it's just like, I don't 

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know why, but I'm like, sad that
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going away. 
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third set and I was like, never 
mind. 

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I'm mad again. 
So like, I, you know, I've got 

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complex feelings about Novak. 
And the question now is, is 

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Novak coming back next year? 
I don't know. 

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It was, it was straightforward. 
Novak wasn't. 

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He wasn't chasing after balls. 
There was a mental defeat from 

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Novak first. 
I think going into that match 

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that he, it seemed like he lost 
the belief that he could win. 

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And now it just seems like what 
he's doing is just extra credit.

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Maybe it was you who mentioned 
this, but I think after the 

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Olympics there was this feeling 
of like, what? 

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What left is there for me to 
achieve? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Because then it's just, well, 

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there is no, there is no finish 
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It's just how hungry are you? 
Because you can just keep going 

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and going and going, I guess. 
But maybe you're full, maybe 

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maybe 24 is enough. 
But but I do think, I do think 

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just to get his head and 
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Margaret Court, who has 24 like 
like to become like the 

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undisputed king of the hill 
maybe is a thing. 

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But I, I think he would love it 
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I think he's realizing how how 
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for the rest of his career. 
So then we end up with the final

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of Yannick Sinner versus Carlos 
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It's the sequel, it's the 
remake. 

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We just had them meet for the 
first time at Roland Garros in a

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Grand Slam final. 
As far as sequels go, it was 

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good. 
It wasn't quite as exciting as 

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this new Superman, which I saw 
this weekend. 

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Everybody out there, Superman is
so fucking good. 

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I'm going to go see it again. 
I laughed, I literally cried. 

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I was moved. 
But it was definitely a lot 

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better than some piece of 
garbage like Jurassic World 

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Rebirth. 
But it wasn't like like Roland 

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Garros. 
I still think. 

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And just going with the movie 
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final of Roland Garros in an 
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theater. 
This match was good. 

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It felt more mental. 
There was a lot on the line 

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emotionally, especially for 
Sinner. 

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If he lost Wimbledon to Alcaraz,
I think, I think that would be 

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real tough to get over. 
I, I, I think he had to win So. 

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But there also were some amazing
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I maybe we'll post this on 
Instagram, but the two set 

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points for set one and set 2. 
Incredible. 

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Holy shit, like that was just 
like wow, what a way to like 

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finish a set. 
What's your take? 

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How did you feel about the 
final? 

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Yeah, I think, well, if you look
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Wimbledon, he is he is 
infamously a slow starter. 

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This is somebody who thrives in 
those long winded matches and 

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that's because he he drops quite
a bit in the beginning and then 

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really can catapult at the end 
because Spanish never die, you 

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know, and this one those. 
Goonies never die, nevermind. 

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Go ahead this match. 
Well, first of all, he was 

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clearly the favorite, not only 
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which was I think around 90% win
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Sinner showed some real 
vulnerability before Wimbledon, 

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but also the Grigor match. 
Like if you, if you would have 

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changed the outcome of that one,
if you would have had Grigor 

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winning against Sinner, I think 
you would have had a Djokovic 

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Alkaraz final because Dmitrov 
has a horrible record against 

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Djokovic. 
I think he's got maybe a win or 

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two or something like that. 
Dimitrov's a streaky guy and 

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he's also, he's now he's 
struggling with injuries as the 

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5th retirement for him in a 
Slam. 

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And it's, it's heartbreaking. 
But it would have completely 

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changed the dynamic of the final
because you would have had a 

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Djokovic Alcoraz match and that 
would have been a lot easier for

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Alcoraz. 
That's no doubt. 

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But with that win over Grigor, I
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he would just came out of it 
like very aware that he could be

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out of this tournament. 
And from that, he flipped a 

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switch. 
Yeah, he wouldn't even call it a

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win over Grigor, which I thought
was really cool. 

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He's like, I didn't win this 
match it. 

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Was just like he's always, he's 
always a class act. 

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He is, yeah, which is really not
easy to do if we look over to 

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our friends on the WTA in 
Sabalanka. 

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Who could take a face? 
Who could take a face from 

443
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,520
Senator? 
And Alka, yeah, let's get some 

444
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,280
grace. 
Yeah, No, it's true. 

445
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,920
Like Grigor. 
Who knows, maybe Grigor would 

446
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,640
have gotten tight. 
Maybe Jana could have come back 

447
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,960
and had his first sort of Big 5 
set comeback story that he's 

448
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,800
ever had. 
I mean, Jana also injured 

449
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,000
himself during that match, 
falling on his elbow. 

450
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,600
And look, I was, I thought for a
second he and or Novak could 

451
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,040
have pulled out of that semi 
final because they were both 

452
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,880
battling injuries and all that. 
But then yes, Sinner, Sinner 

453
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,360
locked in mentally. 
And I was predicting from the 

454
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,080
start like Alf Gross is going to
win, even though it felt weird 

455
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,280
to be like he's going to win 3 
Wimbledon's in a row. 

456
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,880
He's going to win two Roland 
Garros Wimbledon combos in a 

457
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,520
row. 
I'm excited, though, because 

458
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,760
Carlos needs this rivalry. 
When Yannick was out for those 

459
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,000
three months, Carlos lost his 
focus and he really didn't win 

460
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,040
very many tournaments until the 
specter of Sinner started coming

461
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,080
back. 
Then he like, really started 

462
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,040
turning it up. 
So I think going into the hard 

463
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,600
court season now that we're 
going to have I, I, I think it's

464
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,560
going to be very back and forth.
The clashes coming up are going 

465
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:17,640
to be really interesting to see.
Yeah, quick shout out. 

466
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,800
Congrats to Eric from my tennis 
pool who predicted exactly the 

467
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,200
number of sets that it would be.
And I'm going to give a piece to

468
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,840
Nathan Frizzell who also was 
messaging me about how Yannick 

469
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,560
Center was going to take it, but
I thought he was just describing

470
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,360
some fan fiction. 
But yes Yannick took it and we 

471
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,880
are though in an error though 
it's just a 2 horse race. 

472
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,640
The two horse race is really 
reminiscent of the Rodger Rapha 

473
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,360
rivalry and it reminds me of 
when the two were asked about, 

474
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:54,080
you know, if they saw their 
existence being as a 

475
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,280
disadvantage to their rivalry. 
They were like, actually, no. 

476
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,240
It's elevated us to both new 
heights and it's allowed us to 

477
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,040
pull away from the pack kind of 
a little bit. 

478
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,160
I think you're going to see the 
same with Sinner and Alcaras a 

479
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,880
really stark pulling away from 
the pack and this this was the 

480
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,960
tournament that showed the rest 
of the seeds are just they're 

481
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,080
grasping for straws. 
It's like. 

482
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,360
Seedless. 
Yeah, it's yeah, Yeah. 

483
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,200
Well, and it's interesting 
though, 'cause I was also 

484
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,360
thinking about it just 
mathematically, like the Big 

485
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:28,120
Three had to divvy up all the 
majors between three people. 

486
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,400
If Yannick and Carlos are giving
them up just between two people.

487
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,120
And let's say that they've got 
the longevity of a Rodger or 

488
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,800
Rafa. 
I mean, this is barring injury 

489
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,960
or just, you know, kind of 
mental burnout, like we're 

490
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,080
looking at 30 grand slams 
apiece. 

491
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,560
What the hell? 
Like, it's like, you know, Pete 

492
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,880
Sampras did the unthinkable in 
the 90s and now suddenly, like, 

493
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,960
that was thinkable and then some
with the Big Three. 

494
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,360
It's just crazy, the potential 
between those two. 

495
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,240
The match itself, I wasn't in 
love with the match. 

496
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,240
I mean, there were some great 
points, but it was a sequel. 

497
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,760
It was not an original right? 
It lacked the drama of the 

498
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,640
French Open. 
There was no point where you 

499
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,960
thought either could win it. 
But I like the I like the game 

500
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,000
style a lot more. 
I like the type of points. 

501
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:26,080
And I would also say that I 
think the clear benefit for 

502
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:31,520
grass between Sinner and Alcaraz
is that theoretically they're 

503
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:37,120
the most level match on grass 
out of any of the surfaces. 

504
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:43,160
I say that because Alcaraz 
should have the the clear 

505
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,920
advantage on clay. 
His game style is longer, he 

506
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,680
grinds more. 
He's I think he's got more 

507
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,920
endurance as well. 
Sinner hits the ball hard, and 

508
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,680
that's not really beneficial on 
clay, which is why the French 

509
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,440
Open was surprising that Sinner 
had that many opportunities, 

510
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,920
actually. 
But on grass, you have Sinner's 

511
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,920
game style, which I think is 
matched the best for the 

512
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,000
surface. 
And I mean, you have Alcaraz's 

513
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,640
record, which is just insane. 
So theoretically, I think the 

514
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,840
matchup is better. 
It's just, yeah, the score this 

515
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,240
year for the French versus 
Wimbledon didn't reflect that. 

516
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,720
I love all of the imagery of of 
center court from say, the 90s 

517
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,880
versus today, where in the 90s 
before the service line where 

518
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:36,240
you be volleying area is worn 
down brown now. 

519
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,640
Like it's lush green grass up 
there. 

520
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,240
There's rabbits popping around 
like no one's up there. 

521
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,320
So it's just like perfect green 
grass. 

522
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,400
And yeah, the game's changed. 
The only time they're up there 

523
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,520
is when they're getting a drop 
shot exactly the the drop shot 

524
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:54,120
both both players have really 
brought about a revival of the 

525
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,400
drop shot. 
I mean, this was a this was a 

526
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:02,680
shot that I don't think, I don't
think Rodger Novak or Rafa ever 

527
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:08,480
utilized. 
I think probably you had most of

528
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,720
the net play brought about by 
drop shots. 

529
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,360
So. 
I feel like the drop shot used 

530
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,880
to be kind of looked down on 
like a cheap play like. 

531
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,080
Oh, come on. 
It was the underhand serve of 

532
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,840
shock. 
Yeah, which I I mean, maybe this

533
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,120
is a segue into the women's 
final, but fair is fair. 

534
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,040
I mean, you, whatever it takes, 
this is this, Andy Roddick said.

535
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,360
This is sport. 
This is not charity. 

536
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,800
Like you. 
You play whatever wins, and that

537
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,920
includes underhand serving. 
If it's legal, by all means. 

538
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,640
Well, and also because the game 
has changed and because no one's

539
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,080
coming forward and people are 
actually back further than ever,

540
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,000
like the Daniel Medvedev's who 
would prefer it if there were 30

541
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,640
feet behind the baseline. 
Hey, a drop shot is suddenly 

542
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,920
smart, not just a bitch move. 
Well, let's get let's get into 

543
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,320
the women as as they say. 
So just like with the men, we 

544
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,720
had a totally stacked semi 
final. 

545
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,480
It's going to be really exciting
and hey, half the match is 

546
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,840
delivered. 
So we had the first one of 

547
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,080
Amanda Anasimova taking out 
Sabalenka in three, which was 

548
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,840
just a great, great win for 
Amanda. 

549
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,080
I was really worried because 
there was this one point in the 

550
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,440
second set where Amanda was up 
and she was serving and 

551
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,960
Sabalenka just iced her. 
I saw it happening and I was 

552
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,040
like what is going on? 
To go back a little bit. 

553
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,920
Sabalenka played Laura Segusmond
in the quarterfinals and 

554
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,800
everyone is like, Laura plays 
dirty, she's slow. 

555
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,760
She did, and she would stop 
things and fix her hair and put 

556
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,680
it back up in a loose bun. 
And I think Sabalinka took a 

557
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,360
note from that because then she 
did that totally iced Amanda in 

558
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,040
the second set. 
From that point on one that set,

559
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,440
and I was like, Oh no, Sablinka 
is going to win because the 

560
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,000
other person is going to lose 
versus somebody winning the 

561
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,640
match. 
But Amanda stayed in. 

562
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,600
It took her out in three sets. 
I'm so happy for Amanda. 

563
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,160
I think more tennis players are 
going to start taking breaks 

564
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,520
like she did because hey, if 
you're like top tier, you can 

565
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,200
come back. 
You can take 3 months off, you 

566
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
can take 6 months off, you can 
take 8 months off. 

567
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,400
And then we had the other semi 
final of Ego Shriantec versus 

568
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,080
Belinda Bench and the bench had 
a broken toenail. 

569
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,240
So she was struggling. 
Her toenail is broken, her serve

570
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,760
was broken. 
Total route she loses 6 to 6 

571
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:39,360
Love really just like an 
unremarkable semi final. 

572
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,840
So I don't really care about 
that. 

573
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,160
But what did you think about the
semi final between Amanda and 

574
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,040
Arena? 
Yeah, I mean, a great tournament

575
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,600
for Amanda. 
I mean, this is really like a 

576
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,280
potential breakout. 
The match certainly had more 

577
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,440
juice to it than any of the ego 
matches have had. 

578
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,520
So there was maybe a little more
entertainment. 

579
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,520
It's so hard to pin down any 
successful women because you 

580
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:12,240
kind of have like the it's, it's
hard to pin down any of the 

581
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,000
successful women in this, in 
this era of women's tennis 

582
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,560
because of the streakiness. 
It's like the Dimitrov effect, 

583
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,960
and ever since Serena has 
dropped off, we've just had a an

584
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,640
era of streakiness on the 
women's side. 

585
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:33,280
But then Eaga comes into the 
final and just utterly 

586
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:39,720
demolishes Amanda and a Simova 6
love 6 love First double bagel 

587
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,320
in a grand SIM final since 1988.
Fun fact, she actually won her 

588
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,840
last 20 games if you go back to 
the first set of the semi final 

589
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,120
against Benchich. 
And then when's the second set 6

590
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,040
love? 
So obviously Ego was much 

591
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,400
fresher than Amanda and and but 
it showed. 

592
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,680
I mean Amanda just didn't show 
up for this even in the coin 

593
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,120
toss. 
Like Ego is doing her kind of 

594
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,680
shenanigans, which I kind of 
hate when she's like shadow 

595
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,960
hitting. 
It's like Rafa esque but like 

596
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,880
like like shitty at the same 
time. 

597
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,960
Yeah, but but Rafa did it 
contained Rafa's was was very 

598
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,639
much it was like it was so 
promising. 

599
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:25,520
It was it was very much internal
and it wasn't for anybody else. 

600
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,199
And you have to wonder with ego,
who was it for? 

601
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:31,239
Is it really for her or is it is
it to bring? 

602
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Is it for her to elevate her 
level or to bring somebody 

603
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,639
else's level down? 
And I would say it was probably 

604
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,159
to get in Amanda's head, but 
Amanda on the other side of the 

605
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,639
net was just looking kind of 
like she was there to play a 

606
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:46,480
round of live ball. 
Like she was just like, not. 

607
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,120
There was no need to get in 
Amanda's head because Amanda's 

608
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,400
head wasn't really there in the 
1st place. 

609
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:57,040
What I I have to say is Eager 
should have dominated this match

610
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,120
and winning a Max six O 6 O is 
is part of tennis. 

611
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,720
They don't owe anything to the 
fans. 

612
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,240
They don't owe anything to the 
organization to prolong the 

613
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,800
matches. 
If you're going to pumble the 

614
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,880
shit out of somebody, pumble the
shit out of somebody. 

615
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,200
Let it happen. 
Yeah, back to Andy Roddick. 

616
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,840
Like whatever it takes, this is 
war. 

617
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,600
This is not it's not Wimbledon's
best friend race so. 

618
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,760
Entertaining is a bonus. 
I mean, if you're going to be, 

619
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,120
if you're going to be a guy like
Medvedev or Bublik and you're 

620
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,200
going to have some entertainment
or Monfis, you know, by all 

621
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,680
means, that's part of your 
character. 

622
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,600
But yeah, you're not paying for 
that. 

623
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,480
It's survival the fittest. 
Yeah, and also I was like, look,

624
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,760
6 love, 6 love. 
It's not that different from 

625
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,440
6162. 
So like, let's just get it over 

626
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,440
with sooner. 
It was so not competitive that 

627
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,400
it wouldn't have mattered if she
won a game or two. 

628
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:52,480
I got to say though, I I am back
on the the ego Shiantek 

629
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,400
bandwagon. 
Are you? 

630
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,480
I Yeah, she grew on me this 
tournament just with a few of 

631
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,800
her pressers. 
I mean, of course, the 

632
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,360
strawberries and pasta, just how
unhinged she is with her snacks.

633
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,480
But after the final, she's 
getting interviewed and and 

634
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,680
she's being asked like, oh, So 
what do you have any message for

635
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,040
like the press? 
Because like the Polish press 

636
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,000
has been dogging and she's like,
she's like, yeah, just let me do

637
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,440
what I'm going to do and I'm 
going to win. 

638
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,880
She's she's kind of coming back 
into herself. 

639
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,360
I agree with you. 
I think it's cool that she 

640
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,320
bagels people like, hey, like, 
like she, she's not going to 

641
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,640
give you a game. 
Sorry, no. 

642
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,080
And she shouldn't. 
When I, when I played in in high

643
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,800
school and I had a match where 
one of the coaches from the 

644
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,040
opposing team said, hey, can 
you, can you please let one of 

645
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040
our players have a game when 
we're playing? 

646
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,480
It's really demoralizing what 
you're doing on the court. 

647
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,680
And I was like, I'm sorry you've
signed up for the wrong sport if

648
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,520
you think that we just give out 
games like that. 

649
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,360
Like no, because. 
Colby Gray, you heartless. 

650
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,000
Wow, now. 
You I and I'm this player was 

651
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:08,000
clearly newer to tennis and I I 
had those experiences when I was

652
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,400
looking the tennis bitch I was 
yeah, I was I was the I was the 

653
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,000
big fish in the small pond. 
But then I went to in Los 

654
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,400
Angeles, I went to play the 
sectionals and I went to play 

655
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,280
the bigger tournaments and I got
bageled all the time. 

656
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,840
And that was inspiration for me.
I saw something above me. 

657
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,320
It felt not when I was young, 
but now when I find a player who

658
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,320
just beats the crap out of me, I
kind of, I get a kick out of it.

659
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,280
I'm like, wow, man, I suck. 
Like I'm, I just was humbled and

660
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,960
I have something now to build up
to. 

661
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,200
But you have to see something 
above that. 

662
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,720
And ego was was providing that I
guess. 

663
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,360
I, I thought you're going to say
it kind of turned you on when 

664
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,280
you get beaten up, but OK. 
Yeah. 

665
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,400
No, Exactly. 
Exactly. 

666
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:56,960
And look, there is a world where
if ego is is back and Sabalenka,

667
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,000
you know, doesn't lose her 
fucking mind. 

668
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,720
Contrasting styles, different 
personalities. 

669
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,120
They've never really been 
peeking at the same time. 

670
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,480
Like that could be a great 
rivalry. 

671
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,760
I think we'll get to the point 
where you have the two women 

672
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,120
that really stand out that kind 
of elevate each other's level. 

673
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,880
And maybe and maybe then I think
two things happens to the pack. 

674
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Either they break off from the 
pack or the pack raises their 

675
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,640
level to try to try to keep up. 
And that's that's really what 

676
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,200
you have to do. 
There's less sort of distance 

677
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,040
between them and the pack and 
Yannick and Carlos in the pack. 

678
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:38,440
So the Cocos, the Andrevas. 
I want to say Anna Simovas, but 

679
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,320
I'm going to give her a minute 
to process that drubbing. 

680
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,160
But you know they can catch up. 
So have you reconciliated your 

681
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,880
feelings with Sabalenka? 
I dislike her more than ever 

682
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,680
more than ever, and I'll tell 
you why. 

683
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,760
So it was that press conference 
after her semi final loss where 

684
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,600
everyone, everyone was posting 
like all, you know, all the, 

685
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:08,040
the, the, the mainstream media 
was posting her first line in 

686
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,120
the press conference, which is 
like, if you're expecting the 

687
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,000
same thing as Roland Garros, 
you'll be disappointed. 

688
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,360
Do, do, do. 
So everyone's like, oh, she's 

689
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,120
learned her lesson. 
But then the next thing she does

690
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,920
is she just kind of pauses. 
And I, I posted this to the 

691
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,360
story on her Instagram just 
looks off camera. 

692
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,720
And then she just looks out and 
she's like, she played a better 

693
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,120
match. 
But then like a three second 

694
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,680
pause, then bursts out laughing 
like she doesn't believe that. 

695
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,680
She didn't believe that at all. 
Some people are very forgiving. 

696
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,160
For some people, a TikTok dance 
with Cuoco was enough. 

697
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,400
It wasn't enough for me. 
And I think that Sabalenka, she 

698
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,640
is not as good as she thinks she
is. 

699
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,360
She thinks she's GOAT level. 
And it's like, girl, you got 

700
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,080
beat fair and square by Anna 
Simova, but you're going to sit 

701
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,800
there giggling and acting like, 
like, I know that she thought 

702
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,360
she should have won that match. 
And I know that she's pissed 

703
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,480
about it. 
And, and I bet she was watching 

704
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,320
that final with gusto. 
But also like, furious because 

705
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,800
she was probably like, I could 
have taken ICA. 

706
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,360
So I think that she I think, I 
think, yeah. 

707
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,240
My take is Sabalenka thinks 
she's way better than she 

708
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,200
actually is. 
Sorry. 

709
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,120
OK I have I have two thoughts. 
One on the comment about the 

710
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,880
TikTok. 
I've been thinking it's so funny

711
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,840
that a lot of other sports, but 
also just TV in general is 

712
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,920
always trying to bring about 
drama. 

713
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,160
That's what reality TV is built 
on. 

714
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,920
That's what a lot of the leagues
like they, they thrive on. 

715
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,640
They look for tennis steers away
from it. 

716
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,720
They want people to get along. 
They want to reconciliate it. 

717
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,880
They I don't think they like 
characters like curious that 

718
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,080
much because for them it's not 
really about necessarily 

719
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,480
ratings. 
I think it's, it's about some 

720
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,640
kind of culture. 
And so the WTA doing that TikTok

721
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:00,440
was very, it was very scripted, 
as we said, and it seemed very 

722
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,560
manufactured. 
And I, I don't like it. 

723
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,000
I think it has to be natural. 
You have two extremes where you 

724
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,160
have, you know, the reality TV 
and that where you're putting 

725
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,120
people in manufactured settings 
and you're trying to bring about

726
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,400
it. 
You're maybe getting them drunk 

727
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,080
or something like that. 
And then you have Dennis on the 

728
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,960
other hand, who is trying to act
very goody 2 shoes. 

729
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,480
It's like everything is perfect.
Don't worry, everything is fine.

730
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,120
And it should play. 
It should just play along with 

731
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,760
the natural drama of it. 
It doesn't have to create it. 

732
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,960
It's there and it it can cover 
it. 

733
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,720
With Savalenka's interview, post
interview. 

734
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,480
I, I don't know if I agree. 
I think she may have been 

735
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:47,000
laughing because the press were 
expecting the response. 

736
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,400
They were expecting something 
more and she felt like she was 

737
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,320
letting them down. 
But I don't, I don't know if 

738
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,200
she, I don't know if she was 
commenting on the performance so

739
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,080
much as maybe she was laughing. 
Laughing because of it was like 

740
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,520
uncomfortable moment in the 
press room where they were like 

741
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,760
on their on their toes waiting 
for more. 

742
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,880
And it's like the press was 
like, come on, you, don't you 

743
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:18,480
have more thoughts, Don't you? 
Yeah, I could see that. 

744
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,800
The whole thing felt like an 
interview done under duress, 

745
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,960
like it was like a a prisoner of
war. 

746
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,600
There was just something about 
the way she was looking out. 

747
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:30,360
I don't, I, I still think that 
she definitely thinks that she 

748
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,960
should have won. 
And I think that she definitely 

749
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,360
thinks that she's better than 
she is. 

750
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,400
I'm just kind of over it. 
And I'm over there. 

751
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,560
I'm over her grunt. 
Like the grunt. 

752
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,840
It's just like it's. 
Turned into a growl. 

753
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,720
Yeah, I'm over it. 
Over it and all honestly, like I

754
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:51,720
don't know if he caught much of 
the see Guzman match, but like I

755
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:55,520
loved that match and like I kind
of wanted her to lose that one. 

756
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:03,680
All right, so how are we going 
to sum up Wimbledon? 

757
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,200
Well, we're going to do it with 
our new rating system called 

758
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,480
serve that's going to help us 
decide how many balls to give 

759
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,520
Wimbledon and particularly this 
edition of Wimbledon. 

760
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:22,040
This 148th sequel to Wimbledon 1
and serve stands for sexiness. 

761
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,560
Did it turn us on excitement or 
their new and interesting 

762
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,920
players? 
The results are we happy with 

763
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,080
the winners overall, the vibes, 
the aura, the energy of the 

764
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,000
tournament and the endurance. 
Will this go down in history? 

765
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,320
Are we going to be thinking 
about, talking about wondering 

766
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,480
about Wimbledon 2025 in the 
coming years? 

767
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,800
For each of these, we have a 
scale of 1 to 3 balls, just like

768
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,440
a tennis can. 
So how many balls do we give for

769
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,400
each of these? 
Colby, for you sexiness, how 

770
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,520
many balls do you give it? 
Did it turn us on? 

771
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,280
I think I give it 2 balls. 
I think, well, Wimbledon, 

772
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,160
Wimbledon always turns me on I 
The baseline. 

773
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,960
Yeah, the baseline's high, but I
think so. 

774
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,560
I think you had the elegance as 
always. 

775
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,280
You had the outfits so that 
everything about the fuzz on the

776
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,160
ball went went on without a 
hitch. 

777
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:26,600
I think, as always, Wimbledon 
really solidifies itself as the 

778
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,040
tournament that is more than 
just about the tennis. 

779
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,800
It's more than just about the 
matches. 

780
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,080
You know, I want to agree with 
you, but I'm, I'm giving it one 

781
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,560
ball, which is, which is my 
lowest rating for sexiness. 

782
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,760
I think, 'cause I have a high 
bar for sexiness and we have 

783
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,000
just come off of like maybe clay
is just a tramp of the season 

784
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,040
where we had so many looks and 
so many sexy moments. 

785
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,440
You know, like everyone going 
crazy about Moussetti's kit 

786
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,160
leading up to Wimbledon with 
sleevelessness and, and, and, 

787
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,000
you know, our short, short 
brigade, they all went out so 

788
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,040
early. 
But even like Holger Rune 

789
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,720
doesn't wear short shorts 
anywhere. 

790
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:09,080
I didn't have a sexy moment 
where like I like and I don't, I

791
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,000
don't recall anyone being like, 
Oh my God, did you see that? 

792
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,640
So for me, the sexiness, it's a 
one. 

793
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:20,840
But were we not swooning over 
Grigor when he was sitting there

794
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,000
on the court injured? 
We knew he was out and all of us

795
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,920
were like with this new profound
appreciation for him. 

796
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,680
Swooning. 
No. 

797
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,320
I was worried. 
I thought he was having a 

798
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,080
stroke. 
The way he went down was so 

799
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,920
concerning. 
It was so. 

800
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,800
Dramatic, and I loved it. 
Oh my God, that was where it 

801
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,320
went from a tournament of upsets
to just upsetting. 

802
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,880
He was up two sets to love over 
Sinner. 

803
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,600
Who knows if he would have won 
or not, but he tears his PEC, 

804
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,320
you know, his tit breaks and he 
goes off court, comes back out 

805
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,520
crying. 
And that moment was just, I was 

806
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,880
touched, but not in a sexy way. 
I was just like, oh. 

807
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,760
If I looked that way, if I 
looked like Grigor, I would also

808
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:08,480
be crying about tearing my tit. 
Yeah, well, in his photo from 

809
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,880
his hospital bed, that's. 
What I that's what I mean. 

810
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,760
That's why I need to your level.
The ball level needs to get to 2

811
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,080
because the hospital photo was 
worth a ball at least. 

812
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,600
But that's that, that that's no 
longer Wimbledon. 

813
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,640
That's just that's. 
Convalescality. 

814
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,240
Yeah, no, I'm stick. 
I'm sticking with one. 

815
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:33,240
I'm sticking with one. 
Well, excitement, there was a 

816
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,600
lot of new and interesting 
players. 

817
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:40,240
I think it was nearly half of or
more than half of the seeds on 

818
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,360
both the men's and women's side.
So we can no longer just make 

819
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,160
fun of one or the other. 
We get to make fun of both 

820
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,680
because they just half the seeds
were gone after two rounds for 

821
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,360
both the men and the women. 
You'd wake up and you'd be like,

822
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,240
Oh my God, who lost today? 
So for excitement, I'm giving it

823
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:01,040
2 balls like hey, solid. 
And we like quick shout out to 

824
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:06,040
us, our predictions, our who's 
going to lose the first round. 

825
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:11,120
Hey, nailed it, Zverev said. 
Although we could have kind of 

826
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,720
said a lot of names, I guess, 
because so many went out. 

827
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,800
Yeah, yeah. 
Like I said, I think of the 

828
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,640
predictions should have just 
been half of the top seeds in 

829
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,280
terms of excitement. 
I don't, I don't know, maybe 

830
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,480
maybe if you split it between 
first half and second-half that 

831
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:33,280
the second-half was like 1 ball.
But I mean the, the first half 

832
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,800
was 3 balls. 
I mean there's no question about

833
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,760
that. 
You you really had the feeling 

834
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,120
that anybody could go, anybody 
was any was vulnerable. 

835
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,520
No one was safe. 
Yes. 

836
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,760
No, no, nobody was safe. 
Which means we ended up with a 

837
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:53,040
lot of new names and players 
like Sonay Cartel. 

838
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,040
She was a Brit. 
She makes it to the fourth 

839
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,600
round. 
And by the way, quick shout out 

840
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,720
to Adidas. 
So she was wearing Adidas the 

841
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:03,160
whole time. 
Adidas killed it for Wimbledon. 

842
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,680
They, they had really smart, 
almost unisex looking outfits. 

843
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,040
So both the men and the women 
were kind of wearing the same 

844
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,320
design, same patterns. 
And in a tournament where 

845
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,280
everyone has to wear white, they
somehow stood out. 

846
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,040
Also shout out to Nakashima. 
Yeah, he. 

847
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,440
Went decently far and he's got, 
if you look at his record, he's 

848
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:31,440
got some of those losses against
top players, but they always go 

849
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,880
to four or five sets. 
I mean, every single match he's 

850
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,040
in a tie break. 
So I think he's he's somebody to

851
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,080
look at for the future 'cause 
he's, well, I grew up with him. 

852
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,600
So I would guess he's probably 
23 or something like that. 

853
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,880
Yeah, I like him and I like 
Fonseca as well. 

854
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,360
I think he's suited for grass. 
He's got a really good chance of

855
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,680
sticking around. 
Yeah, You know, Nakashima looked

856
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,600
great. 
He had some great wins. 

857
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,480
He beat Opelka on grass, which 
is like not easy to do. 

858
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,960
And yeah, Fonseca too. 
I mean, he lost to Jerry, 

859
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,000
Nicholas, Jerry. 
So they had like a South 

860
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,040
American clash in round three. 
I was so happy to see Nicholas 

861
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,400
Jerry back. 
He's got some really. 

862
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,400
He got some crazy condition, 
like a neurological condition 

863
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,280
that leads to Vertigo and 
blurriness. 

864
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,880
Like a year ago he was in the 
top 20 and then he comes down 

865
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,280
with this. 
And so that's why he fell off. 

866
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,920
It wasn't just like a form 
thing. 

867
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,920
And so like just like that, he 
came back like that. 

868
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,200
Like the grand slams, like 
stories emerge, stories come 

869
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,720
out. 
So yeah, I'm excited for for a 

870
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:38,400
lot of these players. 
So the excitement, 2 balls 

871
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,720
solid. 
Then we got the results. 

872
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,760
So just the winners, people who 
won. 

873
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,960
So we got Sinner, we got 
Shiantec. 

874
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,440
I think that they were both 
contenders going in. 

875
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,320
So it wasn't super surprising, 
but it wasn't the picks that we 

876
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,040
had. 
Like I was like sure that 

877
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,640
Sabalenka was going to win 
because Sabalenka without a 

878
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,800
Grand Slam just feels weird. 
But hey, she's my pick for U.S. 

879
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,960
Open. 
But but yeah, I mean, for for 

880
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,440
results, I'm going to give it 
again, 2 balls very solid. 

881
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,120
How do you feel? 
2 balls as well. 

882
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,160
I think I'm happier with the 
losers than I am with actually 

883
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160
who won. 
I think 3 balls would have been 

884
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,720
it would have been a Grigor 
Slam. 

885
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,360
Yeah, yeah. 
I mean, just like you had the 

886
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,880
feeling that that almost could 
have been like the retirement 

887
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,080
slam for him, that this could 
have been the one that he went 

888
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,960
out on and it would have been 
phenomenal. 

889
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,640
It would have been his Flavia 
Panetta moment. 

890
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,640
It would have been like, OK, I 
win a Grand Slam way. 

891
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,960
Of putting it yeah, my. 
My Mario Bottoli, like like, OK,

892
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,960
I win a Grand Slam. 
Nothing wrong with that. 

893
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,480
It would have been amazing. 
Yeah, exactly. 

894
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,520
He's not out there being a Grand
Slam piggy like Novak. 

895
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,560
He doesn't need more than one. 
But like that one. 

896
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,680
I know and and honestly, OK. 
Is Grigor coming back like a 

897
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,080
Peck injury? 
That's tough. 

898
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:05,240
That's a lot of rehab. 
He's already been broken body 

899
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,080
wise. 
Is is he coming back physically?

900
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,520
Yes, probably. 
Will he continue playing? 

901
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,600
I I bet. 
But I don't know if we'll ever 

902
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,080
reach the same level. 
It it seems like maybe this 

903
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,400
could be the fading moment, but 
it saddens me to say it. 

904
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,000
Yeah, yeah, maybe he'll come 
back from a match or two like 

905
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,240
like Patrick Kvedeva, shout out 
to her. 

906
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,000
She retired after this 
Wimbledon, two time Wimbledon 

907
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,600
champion and she actually 
bageled somebody in the final of

908
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,520
Wimbledon against Eugenie 
Bouchard. 

909
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,160
She came back after maternity 
leave, but she only played like 

910
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,000
four or five events. 
She won one match in her return 

911
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:50,400
and she's just like, Nah, I 
don't know, baby fed, baby fed 

912
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,200
might be baby full. 
OK, so 2 balls for for results, 

913
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,640
for vibes. 
So the overall energy and the 

914
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,560
vibes of the tournament, it was 
weird. 

915
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,480
That first week was very weird 
and disconcerting, kind of 

916
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,280
disorienting, like who's going 
to lose next? 

917
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,440
And it was super hot there. 
But then Wimbledon, just 

918
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,560
Wimbledon like it's going to do.
And, and by the end I was like, 

919
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:21,200
yes, this was this was the right
vibe the entire time from the 

920
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:25,280
Royals to the pomp and 
circumstance to that campiness. 

921
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,280
I don't know. 
How were the vibes for you? 

922
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,520
Yeah, this is this is what you 
expect from Wimbledon. 

923
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:35,960
So the vibes were definitely 
matched with the expectations. 

924
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:43,720
I I mean, I'm not expecting 
something over the top and and 

925
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,680
grand in terms of drama from the
tournament. 

926
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,520
Yeah, I think it's another solid
2, you know, 2 balls for vibes 

927
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,880
and then endurance. 
Are we going to be talking about

928
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,520
this in the years to come? 
And at first I was thinking, no,

929
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,280
like, OK, it was just like a 
standard tournament. 

930
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,320
But because of that double bagel
in the final, people are always 

931
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,440
going to be like, oh, when was 
the last time that happened? 

932
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:09,560
So this this has some endurance,
but it doesn't have the 1 

933
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,280
shining moment highlight reel 
maybe that that other 

934
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,280
tournaments and other Wimbledons
have had. 

935
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,240
So again, for me, it's a 2. 
And I think overall it's a 2 

936
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,800
Wimbledon this year, 2 balls, 2 
balls out of three. 

937
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,760
It ain't bad. 
I'll take it, I'll take another.

938
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,000
Yeah, I think I think we could 
be talking about it because this

939
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,840
could be the tournament where 
really the the rest fall back 

940
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,440
and the two pull away from the 
the pack. 

941
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:48,200
This could be like, you know, in
the 2000's, the era of Roddick 

942
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:53,200
and Ferrero and and all of those
guys who really struggled to 

943
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,760
stay up at the top. 
And then there was just this 

944
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,320
catapult where you had really 
nobody challenging them. 

945
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,400
So in that way, we could be 
talking about it the final, of 

946
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,840
course. 
But yeah, I would agree too as 

947
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,920
well. 
Yeah, yeah. 

948
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,680
All right, so Wimbledon, you got
2 balls and and we will see you 

949
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,040
next year. 
Just a few more things to cover 

950
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,080
on the show. 
I do want to talk real quick who

951
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,800
had the worst Wimbledon between 
Daniel Medvedev, Sasha Svera of 

952
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,560
Lorenzo Moussetti and Stefano 
Sitsipas? 

953
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:30,240
And my vote is for Stefanos 
because he had a retirement with

954
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,800
a back problem. 
I don't know if he picked up a 

955
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,800
back problem from Paula Bedosa, 
but then his his luck didn't 

956
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,120
stop there. 
His coach, Gorn Ivanisovich, 

957
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,880
takes shots at him publicly 
about his. 

958
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,720
Fitness. 
Whoa. 

959
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,400
Like what the hell. 
Like you, I mean. 

960
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,680
No, that's, that's, that's off. 
No, that's off limits. 

961
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,800
I mean, I, I don't understand 
what he was thinking when he was

962
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,160
doing that. 
You it, first of all, it says 

963
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,080
something about your coaching if
your player isn't fit. 

964
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,920
So really, it was a diss in 
himself. 

965
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,200
Yeah, yeah, no. 
Well, exactly. 

966
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,040
And it's like, is this your way 
of ending the relationship? 

967
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,840
How are you going to show up on 
Monday and Coach Sitsi pass 

968
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,280
after? 
It's just so cringy and 

969
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,680
uncomfortable and OK, your 
player got injured, you're going

970
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,360
to kick him when he's down. 
But then it doesn't end because 

971
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,160
then he and Bedosa split up. 
I'm so hopeful. 

972
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,720
I mean, look, we talked them up 
so much last episode. 

973
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,640
I don't know if it's because we 
were hyping them up, but how 

974
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,760
much we love Paula and Stefanos 
together and how gay they are 

975
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,120
for each other. 
But I think there's also just 

976
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:43,080
like this overall exhaustion 
going on on tour and I think 

977
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,240
enough is enough. 
And I want to just propose real 

978
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:50,280
quick a change to make. 
I've got an idea instead of 

979
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,840
just, OK, we've got a year long 
tour, come and enter everything 

980
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,240
you want to. 
What if there was a maximum 

981
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,720
number of points you're allowed 
to compete for per year? 

982
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,880
Because then that also levels 
the the playing field because if

983
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,600
you enter every tournament, of 
course you're going to be up for

984
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,400
more points than someone who 
enters 8 tournaments or five 

985
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,720
tournaments. 
So maybe you can compete for a 

986
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:17,280
maximum of 15,000 points. 
So 4 grand Slams is 8000. 

987
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,840
Maybe you only enter 5 Masters 
1000. 

988
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,440
So that's another 5000. 
A few 5 hundreds, a few two 50s,

989
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,920
maybe a team tournament. 
And that all adds up to you've 

990
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,640
got a cap, there's a point cap 
you can enter. 

991
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,600
So you could, you could front 
load your season, you could back

992
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,960
load it. 
Players will get rest, new 

993
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,320
narratives will emerge. 
Because I am worried if it's 

994
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,080
just Yannick and Carlos for the 
next 10 years, people are going 

995
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,760
to get real bored real fast. 
So like, oh, come on. 

996
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,520
Like so new players can win, 
fans will be entertained. 

997
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,240
You can draft players by 
different tournaments. 

998
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,840
It can be really fun. 
I don't know, just throwing it 

999
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,000
out there. 
We because we got to do 

1000
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,640
something. 
These players are exhausted. 

1001
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,120
Yep, I love it. 
I love it. 

1002
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:06,360
I think the cap, and I've always
been saying to that I, I don't 

1003
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,480
know how this is possible, 
requires a major restructuring 

1004
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:18,080
of just the geographical layout 
of the, of the ATP and the WCA. 

1005
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:25,560
But that you create swings of 
locations like we do in the US 

1006
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:31,040
during the summer season in the 
hard courts where you have 

1007
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,840
specific swings or you, you go 
to Australia and you're in 

1008
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:39,160
Australia and then you're going 
to, you're going to France, but 

1009
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,640
you're staying there, you're 
staying there. 

1010
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,120
You're not going to go back to 
France. 

1011
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,960
So really I think to make it 
more level where you just you 

1012
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,720
have tournaments that are 
scheduled all around the same 

1013
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:55,360
time where you players don't 
have to go to the US four times 

1014
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,960
in a season like they do right 
now. 

1015
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,320
We've got to, we've got to draw 
the line where we've got to look

1016
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,560
after the players more and 
they're. 

1017
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,400
Just. 
Absolutely. 

1018
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,120
They're mentally fried. 
And also get rid of the 

1019
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,640
penalties for players not 
participating in tournaments. 

1020
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,240
No, that's that's ridiculous. 
You have players who are playing

1021
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,640
knowing they're going to lose, 
but who have to play sometimes 

1022
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,520
who are straining themselves 
over exerting themselves. 

1023
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,000
No, it doesn't make sense. 
You you play within your limit. 

1024
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,440
Yeah, yeah. 
So Novak, Coco, let's talk. 

1025
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,760
We're going to put in a cap, 
let's make this happen and and 

1026
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,320
we'll go from there. 
We're going to finish today's 

1027
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,240
episode with a game. 
It's called MASH match. 

1028
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,240
And with Novak just running out 
of time to win one more Grand 

1029
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,960
Slam. 
We're going to play this game 

1030
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,240
just like that game that we 
played as a kid that would tell 

1031
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,120
you like, oh, am I going to live
in a mansion, an apartment, a 

1032
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,200
shack, a house? 
How many kids am I going to 

1033
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,160
have? 
What career am I going to have? 

1034
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,640
Yadda, yadda, yadda. 
We've done the same with how can

1035
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:02,680
Novak win a 25th Grand Slam with
four different categories, a 

1036
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,640
coaching change on court 
changes, dietary restrictions, 

1037
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,480
miscellaneous, so just different
things. 

1038
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,600
So Colby, give me a number 
between 3:00 and 8:00 and we're 

1039
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:19,560
going to start eliminating 
these. 5. 5 Perfect. 

1040
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:27,760
OK SO12345 S He is not going to 
get a gigantic racket that can't

1041
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:36,960
be passed, so that is that is 
not happening. 12345 He is not 

1042
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:44,880
going to do daily perennial 
sunning, unfortunately. 12345 He

1043
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,600
is not going to distract Ionic 
Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz by 

1044
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,160
making TikTok trends and 
challenges together. 

1045
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:57,320
Thank God. 
Works for for for Coco. 12345 He

1046
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,600
is not going to hire Yannick 
Center and Carlos Alcaraz to 

1047
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,840
coach him, but you know, hey, 
like that's one way to get 

1048
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:09,840
inside their heads. 12345 He 
will not be using moon juice 

1049
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,640
rituals with crystals charged by
moonlight. 

1050
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,400
That one was perfect for him. 
Which I could see, I mean, 

1051
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,840
'cause he used to have that 
weird thing on his chest where 

1052
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,480
it was like powering him, 
whatever crystal that was. 

1053
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,000
I I thought this gesture was him
regaining energy from the moon 

1054
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,480
and sun. 
You know, he was like giving it 

1055
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,680
back after his matches 'cause he
borrowed it. 

1056
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,760
Oh yeah, remember that? 
Like that cringey. 

1057
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,520
He would like salute to the four
corners or the four stadium 

1058
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,840
sides. 
Like, oh, I'm so glad that's 

1059
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:44,280
over. 
Just so manufactured like just 

1060
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:48,080
man that yeah, no, that the 
moon, I think the moon juice 

1061
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,120
really could have gotten into 
the 20, could have gotten there.

1062
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,720
But there's more. 
OK, SO12345 he is not going to 

1063
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,400
hire Darren Cahill and Juan 
Carlos Ferrero, but just make 

1064
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:05,160
them stay at home. 12345 He is 
not on court going to wear a 

1065
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,160
Cape like Superman but it worked
for Superman. 

1066
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,000
I mean y'all go see that 
Superman it was so good. 12345 

1067
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,040
Sadly everyone he is not going 
to come out of the closet but 

1068
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,320
just for the US Open. 
But if he did I think he would 

1069
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:28,920
have been a contender. 12345 And
he is not going to live at high 

1070
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:36,440
elevation all summer for oxygen 
deprivation training. 2345 He is

1071
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:43,400
not going to use ChatGPT as a 
coach for every single .12345 He

1072
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,720
is not going to just leave the 
kids at home, which honestly, I 

1073
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:53,360
mean, that might help. 12345 He 
is not going to enter double S, 

1074
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:57,280
but as a singles player. 
So OK, this is how he's going to

1075
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,280
win our mash. 
For coaching changes. 

1076
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,800
He's going to hire both Rodger 
Federer and Rafael Nadal, have 

1077
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,320
them in the box, which, hey, I 
think actually could work on 

1078
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,600
court. 
He's going to introduce a new 

1079
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,960
grunt where he's going to make 
the sound of a brain goat every 

1080
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,840
time that he hits. 
So it's going to be like Bah, 

1081
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,400
Bah. 
Oh, I can't, I can't get him on 

1082
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,600
board with using any grunt of a 
goat cause oh, he's 'cause he's 

1083
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,280
not the. 
Goat. 

1084
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,200
He's not the goat. 
OK, maybe it'll be like, so OK, 

1085
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,400
different animal, but a new 
grunt, like maybe a like a, a 

1086
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,600
charging bore, like a pig, like 
something, something like that. 

1087
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,480
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1088
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,200
In terms of dietary or health 
restrictions, he's going to play

1089
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,400
barefoot to ground himself on 
the earth. 

1090
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,920
He's going to do a lot of earth 
grounding. 

1091
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,880
So no more sneakers, no more 
sneaker sponsorship. 

1092
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,960
And then finally, he's going to 
set up his hotel room in Arthur 

1093
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,080
Ashe Stadium. 
He's never going to leave the 

1094
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,480
grounds. 
He's going to be like the ghost 

1095
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:59,680
of Arthur Ashe Stadium. 
And with those four changes, I 

1096
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,080
think he's got a shot at winning
his 25th at the US Open. 

1097
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,920
So we will be looking forward to
that. 

1098
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,400
That was MASH match and that's 
our show. 

1099
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Like folks, we've got some other
stuff going on over at 

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Instagram. 
We've got the new Bay TP 

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rankings that are out. 
Check it out. 

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You can see that at TBB Tennis. 
Again, that's at TBB Tennis. 

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Colby, thank you again. 
I love doing this with you, 

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despite the time zone changes, 
despite you being all the way 

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over in Belgium, which I don't 
even know where Belgium is on a 

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map, but you know, we'll figure 
that out. 

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Hey, you're not. 
You're not the only American who

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sold me that. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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Oh, Amsterdam. 
I love Amsterdam. 

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01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,160
Yeah, don't worry. 
When I told my mother I was 

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leaving, she was like, but you 
don't, you don't speak Belgian. 

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So that's that's about the level
of familiarity that Americans 

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have with Belgium. 
But you are you are my favorite 

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Colby and all of Drag Race and I
can't wait to have you back on 

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sometime soon. 
So gentlemen, start your 

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engines. 
But in the meantime, we will be 

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back in a few weeks dipping our 
toes into the hot, hot summer 

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season of the hard courts. 
So come on back and we will see 

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you all real soon. 
Thanks everybody.

