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It's time for let's get some 
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some top spin that's LGBT. 
Have a listen. 

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Make some noise with the ball 
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Hey everybody, and welcome to 
the latest episode of The Ball 

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Boys. 
We are the tennis podcast that 

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puts the meddling in 
Mediterranean. 

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I'm your host, Paul Monkle. 
I'm bringing you the insights, 

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outbursts, giggles and wiggles 
of the ATP and WTA tours. 

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And welcome to clay season, 
everyone. 

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Things are getting messy and 
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And that's just the action off 
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Maybe it's because we're in that
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in the tours just after the 
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But the players are feeling that
time by opening up the rumor 

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mill. 
Did so and so break up? 

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Who called who ugly and who 
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The drama starring Zendaya. 
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perfectly into the clay season. 
The shoes are muddy and the mud 

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is slinging. 
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fast as the rumors and serves 
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the news is about the latest 
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So today we are dishing the 
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But we are not dissing the dirt 
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Because I, for one, love the 
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We got a little taste of the 
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down in South America, but now 
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And since the last show, it's 
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But it's also sort of in the US 
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politically, but also because we
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titles, and then literally 
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attention to Europe, highlighted
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Carlo. 
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say it again, this is my tennis 
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It is so romantic, historic, 
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I want to live at the club in 
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grotto underneath it. 
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around in the dirt and talking 
all the Goss hips and the top 

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hits from the last two weeks. 
We have a brand spanking noob 

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ATP featuring this tournament's 
Arthur Fees. 

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Heading over to our Instagram 
and see those full rankings and 

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let us know who we missed and 
also listeners, if you or anyone

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you know is gay for football or 
basketball or any other sport 

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and you want to be involved in 
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us know. 
Heading over to our Instagram, 

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that's at TBB tennis. 
Again, that's at TBB. 

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The letters as in the ball boys 
tennis at TBB tennis because we 

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are growing and we are for 
anyone who is gay for any sport.

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So with all that said, to get 
through everything, I've got a 

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brand spanking new ball boy with
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Just in time for a Houston 
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Lone Star State. 
He's a full time publicist as 

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well as a writer for local LGBTQ
plus institutions like Outsmart 

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Magazine and My Gay Houston, and
an avid tennis player and member

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of Houston's gay tennis league, 
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He's the birthday, he's the 
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It's Zach McKenzie. 
Oh my God, hello I'm so excited.

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Hi Zach, I am so excited to have
you here. 

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You know, we've been talking for
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wanting to get you on the show 
forever. 

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You are a fellow Scorpio. 
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spooky episode together just 
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I think so too and I have a 
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readings who really keeps me in 
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give us some pre show topics to 
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Well, OK, side note, not to like
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that there is like a tennis 
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like you play like such a 
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'cause I don't really know much 
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something. 
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You were talking about doing 
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last episode I think, and that 
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I mean, we got a lot of projects
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there, folks. 
I need an intern, I need a crew.

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But yeah, I'm very excited to 
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So you're a writer as well as a 
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things do you write about? 
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in 2018, I think, and it was 
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coming out of the closet, 
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writing for another magazine. 
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into writing for Outsmart. 
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community and it's Houston is 
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We're the 4th largest city in 
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stories of business owners, 
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performers around town. 
Drag Queens. 

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Like throw a Rock. 
I've probably interviewed that 

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drag queen, you know what I 
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Like it's been so not. 
A rock. 

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Well, OK, go to the fall or a 
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Yeah, Oh my God. 
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cool. 
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to interview celebrities. 
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Isaac Bizraki and Chelsea 
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know, so it's been really cool 
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it's kind of a guide to just 
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that we're a welcoming city. 
We have an amazing neighborhood.

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We have affirming spaces and 
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to. 
I manage the social media as 

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Queen Persephone who we send out
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to go and try out restaurants. 
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know, and so she's going into 
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dress, and nobody cares, you 
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something, you know? 
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way to share the story of 
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visitors from outside of the 
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stories of Houstonians within 
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know who they are. 
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I mean, I guess I am embarrassed
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Houston. 
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so long I keep almost calling it
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But it's Houston. 
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Well, and The thing is, is like 
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be one of these people that 
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shock because it was huge, 
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so cool. 
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cooler older sister who's like, 
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corner. 
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but I'm not going to tell you 
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You know, Like, you're going to 
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out which part of the city you 
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It's I love Houston. 
I've fallen in love with it. 

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I've been here since 2014. 
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then, you know, I guess we won't
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I did a I so I'm in, I'm a 
market researcher. 

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I work in marketing and I do 
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And so I went to Dallas to learn
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And like the biggest take away I
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which is the attitude that the 
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Or maybe even just it's just 
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you've got Dalitude, which is 
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I I've lived in Texas my whole 
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That's my first time hearing 
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Oh, really? 
Yeah. 

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Oh, wow. 
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Well, you're welcome. 
We need one in Houston. 

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I guess we'll have to figure 
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Yeah, before we get off your 
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stack, right? 
Yeah, thanks for mentioning 

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that. 
I whenever I found out about Sub

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Stack, I was like, you know 
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back in the day whenever people 
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Blogspot, whatever it is, you 
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And so being able to write my 
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able to share things that I 
would share with in my friends 

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circles or just ideas that I 
want to get out there and see if

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other people relate to them, you
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And I write one a month and it's
totally free. 

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And I love the act of 
publishing. 

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There's a quote and I forget who
said it, but nobody likes to 

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write. 
It's the being done with writing

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and being able to share it with 
people and seeing the response 

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has been the cool fart. 
So yeah, I really enjoy it. 

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It's been fun. 
And just so people can find it, 

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what's the name of it? 
He's just my under score. 

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Zach McKenzie Yeah. 
And I can double check that 

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because it's funny because, 
like, I spend so much time on it

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that I don't actually look at 
mine. 

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Right. 
Oh, it's just at Zachary 

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McKenzie, Zach. 
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him. 
He was lying about his name a 

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minute ago, but now it's Zachary
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Slipstack. 
Amazing. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, by the way, was everyone in 

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Houston just like a total maniac
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It's so crazy that you say that 
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every single person I talked to.
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people who I didn't even know 
were into space, particularly a 

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lot of my girlfriends that were 
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And specifically whenever that 
astronaut that wanted to name 

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one of the craters after his 
late wife, I think, oh, my God, 

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yeah, that way. 
That way, double platinum on my 

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Instagram feed like I that's all
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I will say it, anything that 
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think we're latching onto with a
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I said, people who weren't even 
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And I'll roll my eyes and stuff 
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in culture or whatever, but I 
wasn't going to yuck anybody's 

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Yum. 
And it was really inspiring. 

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It's cool. 
I'm yeah, I was here for it. 

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Well, you can leave the yucking 
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that is kind of my my Forte. 
I don't even know if I believe 

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in the moon landing. 
I'm just kidding. 

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I love your take of Hope Core, 
because we're going to need 

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another planet soon. 
So let's like, get going. 

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That Project Hail Mary is closer
than we think. 

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So yeah. 
Well, I'll write our Teslas up 

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to the to Mars. 
Oh, how dare you. 

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I will crash into the moon. 
Let's go a little deeper into 

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your tennis background with our 
segment that we call new balls, 

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please. 
So we play this with every new 

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ball boy where I just want to go
a little deeper. 

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I want to probe on just how gay 
you are for tennis. 

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So, Zach McKenzie, Are you ready
for some rapid fire questions? 

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I'm so ready. 
All right. 

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And by the way, well, first 
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Zachary? 
I go by Zach but but on sub 

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stack apparently Zachary. 
Yeah, apparently. 

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And when I get mad at you, it's 
Zachary. 

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Zachary Banks. 
A famous nickname from college. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, God, I bet. 

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And have you been in? 
Have you been in Texas your 

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whole life? 
I grew up in a small town an 

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hour north of Austin. 
What's the name of the town? 

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It's called lampasses. 
What is it? 

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It's called lampasses. 
Lampasses. 

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All right, shout out lampasses. 
Hey y'all giddy up, OK? 

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Are you gay TP or WT gay? 
Do you like the ATP or Women's 

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store more? 
Thank you for explaining. 

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I I really I I waffle, but 
lately it's been very gay. 

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TP Yeah. 
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like what's been on my TV lately
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watching that happen in Houston.
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real obviously the eye candy, 
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I just and I know we're going to
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like just a video of Carlos and 
Yannick, like him recording him 

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jumping off of the diving board.
I talk about hope corps, like 

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heated rivalry. 
Sit down. 

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We've got we've got heated 
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So yeah, I've been very gay TP 
lately. 

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Yeah, I mean, it's funny. 
I think that the tour absolutely

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has caught on to the very large 
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male players. 
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talk to women as much as gay men
on my Instagram, where it's just

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like, did you see Vassaro? 
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showing it off. 
They're like, here is this hot 

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guy, that hot guy? 
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last episode talking about Tommy
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height, I think there's 
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happening, yeah, that people 
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they're watching. 
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Exactly, I've been waffling too 
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getting a little bored of 
Syncraz. 

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It's like girls, we need, we 
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It's a little predictable at 
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speeches that they give to each 
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I'm just kind of like, y'all are
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creative because we've heard it.
Yeah, Oh my God, that would be a

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fun game to play. 
Maybe we'll think about that for

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the next time I have you on. 
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their speeches going forward. 
What should they what they want 

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to say? 
What what they or like the coded

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like we'll do like a coded like 
oh, this like whenever I talk 

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about your team, I mean you're 
taint, you know, I. 

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Was I was literally just 
thinking team yeah, yeah. 

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And So what makes you a ball 
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Like what's your background in 
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So you mentioned that I'm part 
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I actually was invited to write 
an essay about it for our 

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program for our annual 
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And I got to revisit this kind 
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I was like when what was my 
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And I realized it was whenever I
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was watching the Nickelodeon 
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was nominated for like female 
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athlete of the year. 
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Central Texas town, football is 
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Everybody plays football or a 
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basketball. 
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I mean like males, you know. 
Yeah, straight, straight boys. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, they're, they're brought 

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up to be like, you're going to 
play football, you're going to 

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get your leather jacket, all 
that. 

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I always grew up just like not 
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I it never interested me. 
I was always kind of bored by it

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and then. 
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I don't want to get tackled. 
I, I did not know about 

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traumatic brain injury at the 
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glad. 
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supercut of Serena and I'm just 
like, who is this? 

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You know, like she was not in my
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I don't remember if she won or 
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But that moment I on the next 
commercial break, I went into my

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parents living room and I was 
like, I think I want to try 

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tennis, you know. 
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tennis racket and we were out 
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it was really easy to get into 
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people in my town play tennis. 
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like took off and I played in 
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school I was varsity for 3 1/2 
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out. 
Honestly, like that's kind of 

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like the thing that I was kind 
of ashamed to share with people 

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for a while was that after high 
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to pick up my racket. 
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and I said, you keep it mom, I'm
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the sport again. 
But then as I got, I graduated 

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college and moved to Houston. 
I came back here and I was like,

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I miss it. 
I went back home, got my racket,

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brought it back and the rest is 
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OK. 
And so maybe related to that, 

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but I'd like you to now speak 
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Why do gay people, especially 
gay men, love tennis so much? 

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I think there's a kind of the 
surface level reasons and then 

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there's a little deeper reasons.
I, I think that whenever you 

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think about growing up and 
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sports, these hyper masculine 
team sports, which I'm not just,

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I'm not homogenizing the gay 
community. 

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I know some gay people love 
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But for me and where I was in my
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really intense, like football 
locker rooms was just really 

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intimidating to me and I did not
want to be there. 

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You know, I didn't feel say, if 
I didn't feel seen, I didn't 

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feel like I had a space in there
and I just felt judged even 

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though nobody knew I was gay. 
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sport, I could be competitive, I
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anger and all the emotions that 
come along with tennis. 

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But it's like a one-on-one and 
it's just me on the court or at 

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most another person next to me, 
you know, I think that's the 

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appealing part is that like we 
seek these safe spaces as gay 

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community. 
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a safe space whenever I lived in
this town. 

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You know, now the more surface 
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really draws an eye to the 
court, you know, on and off 

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court. 
And the men and the women. 

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Oh, 100%. 
And yeah, I mean, it's so easy 

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to point to Serena and Venus for
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Naomi and etcetera, but seeing 
the men coming out in their full

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on suits, like track suits or 
whatever, then they're dead to 

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them, you know? 
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specifically thinking about 
singles, I took step back and I 

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was like, this is basically a 
lip sync for your life. 

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Like it's one versus 1. 
You get to choose your favorite,

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whether you're picking because 
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You know, it's kind of like that
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And just like the tennis is a 
dramatic sport, and I think it 

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pulls like theater Queens. 
It pulls like people who just 

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love. 
It's like for people who love 

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bitchiness, we've got those 
players. 

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For people who love like show 
offs, we've got that. 

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For just like jocks, we've got 
jocks. 

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I mean, it's really like the 
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building off that it's like any 
one of those can win. 

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You. 
Know like we've had errors where

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it's like the diva wins, we've 
had errors where the grinder 

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wins. 
You know, it's like the Justine 

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Ennons versus the Sharapova. 
There's different personalities,

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so. 
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And again, I don't mean to 
generalize. 

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I'm just saying like kind of 
stereotypically, those are 

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things. 
That's what. 

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We do here. 
Yeah, you're not you're not 

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recording yet, are you? 
No. 

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But all that to say, I think 
that to your point, there's a 

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little bit of something for 
every type of gay stereotype out

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there. 
But I think for players in 

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particular playing tennis, where
I grew up, it was kind of seen 

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as like, you're doing what, you 
know? 

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Like I thought, girl, I thought 
girls played tennis, you know 

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what I mean? 
It was just like, now I'm 

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painting an even bigger target 
on my back, you know? 

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But I didn't care 'cause I loved
it. 

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Interesting. 
Yeah. 

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So listeners, I'm curious, like,
what kind of tennis gay are you?

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Are you the the theater tennis 
gay? 

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Are you the kind of bitch you 
on? 

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I know which one I am 'cause I'm
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Round I will be fast, I promise.
No, no, I mean, you know, I'll 

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just cut it all out, Yannick or 
Carlos. 

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Carlos I think just for me, more
fun to watch, funnier just in 

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personality. 
I never skip a Carlos video. 

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I know why. 
Well, yeah, he's always 

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stretching or just doing 
something, but. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
And also, sometimes he looks a 

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little lost out there, even 
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fun to watch. 
I don't know him doing the 

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little :) on the camera, like 
using every single brain cell he

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has to make that happen. 
You think of that? 

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Yeah. 
So fun, love him. 

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Coco or Arena? 
This was tough. 

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I'm going to go Coco. 
Why? 

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American girlie. 
She deals with a lot. 

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Like maybe I'm the theater gay, 
tennis gay. 

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Because as much as Arena is very
dramatic on the court, Coco 

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deals with so much this week in 
particular, like he deals with 

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so much crap for being a person 
of color in this sport, a woman 

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of color in this sport that I 
just love how she handles 

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herself in press conferences and
on social media. 

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And yeah, she's a fabulous 
person for people to look up to,

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men and women. 
Oh, she is my role model for how

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to handle things with grace. 
I I get cut off in traffic and I

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lose it. 
OK, who is your ATP crush? 

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OK, it's a tie. 
It's either Mateo Baronzini or 

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Lorenzo Mazzetti. 
OK, so he likes Italians, he has

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a straight sensibility. 
OK, I have those are both great 

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picks. 
Classic. 

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I mean Lorenzo Lucetti talk when
you talk about fashion earlier, 

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I couldn't help but think about 
his like Pope kit last year 

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where it was like white and 
flowy, the APC sleeveless. 

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I mean, he made the entire world
horny so. 

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Yeah, I also just like, love 
following these guys on social 

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media because they're having 
fun. 

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Like a lot of them are having a 
lot of fun. 

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You know, like Mark I, he didn't
make my list. 

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But Marcos. 
You're on. 

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You're on. 
Yeah, He's where? 

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You follow heavy heavy recommend
that follow. 

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And he knows what he's doing, he
knows his assets and he's 

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putting them out there for us. 
So. 

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And his leg sets. 
Yeah, and his thigh sets. 

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Thank you, Marcos. 
Come on, the pod. 

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Who is your WTA crush? 
WTA Oh, so I all roads lead back

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to the tennis league on part of,
I'm going to say Madison Keys. 

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Her Kindness Winds Foundation 
donated $1000 to our tournament 

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a couple years ago and that just
makes me really keen on her, you

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know? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, that's a good. 
I enjoy watching her. 

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I love her personality. 
I mean her, her win last year at

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the Australian Open was my 
favorite, I think tournament win

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for on the women's side. 
OK, this next question, I don't 

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even know if the microphones are
going to pick it up, but we're 

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going to try. 
Are you Ole Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole 

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Ole or are you Ole the 
performer? 

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The former is the first one, 
yes. 

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The first one, yes, yes, OK. 
Because we are in the clay 

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season and especially in France,
everybody and Monte Carlo is 

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right next to France, in case 
you didn't know. 

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I don't really know where 
anything is, but the the cheers 

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and the chants are back. 
And it is one of my lesser 

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favorite things that the crowd 
does because they don't do it 

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once, especially the the latter 
one up, up, up, up, up, up, up, 

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up, up. 
They do it non-stop during the 

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changeovers. 
And I'm like, guys, just chill 

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out. 
I was in New York and we watched

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the French Open finals last year
at a, at a tennis themed bar. 

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I I think it's called, I have a 
coaster for it somewhere, but I 

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think it's called like Dirty 
Love and fully tennis themed. 

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Yeah, it's amazing. 
And two stories, amazing food, 

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amazing drinks. 
The bartender was really cool. 

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We talked tennis and they had 
screens up and it was the 

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coolest thing watching the 
finals, the men's finals and 

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like the guy sitting next to us,
we're sitting in the Ole, Ole 

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Ole and people from the street 
were like stopping and like 

447
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,680
sticking their heads in to watch
with. 

448
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,320
It was the coolest afternoon 
like of watching tennis I've 

449
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,400
ever had. 
I loved it that. 

450
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,000
Sounds amazing. 
That sounds cool. 

451
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,040
I'm going to be in New York for 
the open, but with ticket prices

452
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,840
the way they are, I don't know 
forward to go into it, but I'll 

453
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,240
go to that bar. 
You should. 

454
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:37,840
It's it's great. 
I want to hear a little bit more

455
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,600
about Houston and the gay tennis
scene in Houston. 

456
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,400
So you're a member of, it's just
called the Houston Tennis Club. 

457
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,000
Tell me about that club. 
How long you been part of it? 

458
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,240
Are you the best player in 
Houston? 

459
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:53,960
No Oh my God, I literally oh God
that just sent a chill. 

460
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,480
That's why I. 
Figured that no one can Fact 

461
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,080
Check it. 
You can say it right now and 

462
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,840
everything. 
They will Fact Check it. 

463
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,680
We have it is the coolest group 
of guys. 

464
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,960
So it's it's an inclusive group,
but it's LGBTQ focused. 

465
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,360
We have a few folks in there 
that are allies, but for the 

466
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,240
most part it's gay male 
presenting guys. 

467
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,840
And it's just the best. 
We meet on three days a week and

468
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,800
we have courts all around the 
city, but we stick to two main 

469
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,040
ones. 
And it's like guys that have 

470
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,600
been there since I first started
going back in 2016 probably. 

471
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,280
And it's the coolest snapshot of
the Houston tennis scene. 

472
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,920
We have guys that play in open, 
We have guys that play in D, you

473
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,800
know, D level and they're just 
like having a blast out there, 

474
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,360
getting better, getting 
competitive. 

475
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,840
And then we host our own annual 
GLTA tournament called the 

476
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,360
Sutex. 
And it's people from all across 

477
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,720
the country come in, It's a 
weekend long tournament and we 

478
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,760
have a banquet. 
Last year they had silky nutmeg 

479
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,720
ganache from RuPaul's Drag Race 
performed. 

480
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,360
But yeah, so we go all out. 
That tournament is in in 

481
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,800
November. 
Typically, yeah. 

482
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,440
OK, cool. 
Yeah. 

483
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,680
You should and like it's so fun 
and like you start to see the 

484
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:12,040
same people coming every year to
compete and like some they get 

485
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,360
better. 
They're playing with different 

486
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,960
double S partners and the like 
drama just like boils out. 

487
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Yeah, that's. 
Great, now OK, like any gay 

488
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,160
club? 
Like do people just end up 

489
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,280
sleeping together? 
I love that you asked that 

490
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:27,120
because I don't know. 
Oh, come on, You know, you know 

491
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,040
the T Come on. 
There's a couple guys in there 

492
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,400
that have gotten together that 
met through the club and they're

493
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400
in actual relationships, you 
know what I mean? 

494
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,680
And like, oh, yeah, yeah. 
And this is a group that like 

495
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,640
comes together and we Kiki, you 
know, like we are. 

496
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,400
It is sisters vibes, you know, 
and it's it's all different 

497
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,600
ages. 
This is what I was kind of 

498
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,160
saying about it being a good 
snapshot of Houston in general, 

499
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:51,680
but also the Houston tennis 
scene in that diversity in age, 

500
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,200
race, and everybody has such 
like, different jobs and it's 

501
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,560
like people that you would never
meet otherwise you'd see weekly,

502
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,720
you know? 
And it's the coolest. 

503
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,440
So there might be. 
I'm not pretty to it. 

504
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,360
OK, yeah, well, I want you to 
find out and let us all know. 

505
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,000
I want to know all the secrets. 
You have to come to Hutex and 

506
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,320
find out. 
You know what? 

507
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,080
I'm girls. 
Daddy's coming. 

508
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,160
Well, let's stay in Houston a 
little bit longer because we 

509
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,320
just had the US clay 
championships. 

510
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,480
At first I was a little alarmed 
because the clay in Texas has 

511
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,760
been turned more red than it 
used to be. 

512
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,000
Listen, people, we've got to 
stop turning things red in this 

513
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,600
country. 
If anything in Texas got to turn

514
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,520
a purple, blue even. 
But it it did also look really 

515
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,680
good because I got to say like 
the red matched the red in 

516
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,200
Europe. 
And I was like, OK, they're 

517
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,840
they're at least it's weird. 
American clay tennis in a is in 

518
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:48,040
a really weird state because 
literally these two tournaments,

519
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,960
Charleston and Houston, half the
field as Americans and there's 

520
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,480
some Argentinians and all that 
involved. 

521
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,720
But then everyone else is over 
in Europe. 

522
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,800
None of the Americans went over 
to play Monte Carlo after 

523
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,320
Houston. 
Not a single one. 

524
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,600
You know, the only American in 
Monte Carlo was Ethan Quinn, God

525
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,080
bless his heart. 
But it's like weird. 

526
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,120
It's like we're like we're like 
now we suck at clay. 

527
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:09,120
We're just going to play in 
America, but you know, it was 

528
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,240
kind of fun to see. 
So Tommy Paul wins. 

529
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,640
So fun. 
You know, we love that. 

530
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,680
Let's stay on Tommy a little bit
longer. 

531
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,480
This was his first clay title, 
so he's now got a title on all 

532
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,760
three surfaces. 
I mean, look, Tommy Paul, I mean

533
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,120
that, not that you asked, but 
that is my tennis crush, which 

534
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,040
is embarrassing at this point 
because like every 14 year old 

535
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,480
girl will say Tommy Paul, but 
you know, we're doubt the parts 

536
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,360
we're doubt having. 
Having gone to this tournament, 

537
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:40,120
I it's funny the the energy 
shift of all the women whenever 

538
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,960
he walks out that they 
straighten up because they want 

539
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,520
to see him. 
It's pretty intense. 

540
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,880
Oh, I bet. 
Well, and like people were 

541
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:52,840
dressed in those stands. 
It is not the casual athleisure 

542
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,560
Lululemon attire. 
Like people were dressed to 

543
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,400
watch tennis, which I thought 
was kind of a nice change of 

544
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,440
pace. 
Well, and it's in, it takes 

545
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,720
place at a Country Club here, so
there is an expectation of 

546
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,760
decorum. 
So you've been tell me about it.

547
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,240
Like, how's the food? 
What's the vibe? 

548
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,400
The vibes are great. 
I went last year my friends 

549
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,320
family happens to donate through
some certain channel to be able 

550
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:23,240
to get a box seat for a certain 
time period yeah so I got to go 

551
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,480
to the Lexus like VIP lounge, 
which was amazing and it was 

552
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,880
very chic and yeah the food was 
amazing. 

553
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,200
I was just looking through old 
pictures today to refresh my 

554
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:39,400
memory and like open bar salmon 
tacos, pulled pork sandwiches 

555
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,320
and. 
I remember your photos and I was

556
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,520
like drooling. 
Look, I was like, you messaged 

557
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,560
me immediately and you're like, 
is this what they're serving? 

558
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:51,080
I said in the VIP lounge. 
But all that to say is the 

559
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,040
people who like the ticket 
holders that aren't VIP, which 

560
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,360
is where I typically belong, 
they also have amazing options 

561
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,960
on the grounds because there's a
good company. 

562
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,360
BBQ is set up out there in the 
tent and it's amazing BBQ. 

563
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,480
You know you can't go wrong. 
Well, and I feel like Houston is

564
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,640
not going to fuck around with 
food. 

565
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,600
Like it's going to be good food.
One thing about Houston is we, 

566
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,600
like you, go anywhere else in 
Texas, it pales in comparison to

567
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,680
Houston when it comes to food, 
trust. 

568
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,600
There's that dalatude. 
OK, no, it does look great. 

569
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,440
And and also I love A250I mean 
all of these tournaments, at 

570
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,840
least in the States and you 
know, ticket pricing is crazy in

571
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,600
the States and it's it's even 
bleeding over to like Australia 

572
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,400
had the most expensive tickets 
ever in the final this year. 

573
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,200
It's like it's just the prices 
are getting crazy. 

574
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,240
But these smaller more intimate 
events like I would love to have

575
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,800
seen that semi final between 
Tiafo and Tommy Paul. 

576
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,560
Like I mean granted it poured so
it was like a deluge this year. 

577
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:50,840
And poor Francis Tiafo, he got 2
horrendous bounces post 

578
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,720
rainstorm that like basically 
lost in the third set and like 

579
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,400
that was rough because he was he
could have won the title easily 

580
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,200
but. 
Yeah, I mean, we were watching 

581
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,720
in. 
So I was actually at another 

582
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,560
GLTA tournament in Austin with 
some of the guys from the Tennis

583
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Club and we happened to catch 
that game and it was, it was a 

584
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,120
pretty dismal feeling. 
Watching, yeah, yeah, poor 

585
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,600
Thiafo. 
But I'm very happy Thiafo's back

586
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,600
in, in the conversation 'cause 
he went away for a minute. 

587
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,520
So. 
But we did have Tommy Paul win 

588
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,120
against Burachaga. 
I don't know if I'm saying that 

589
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,560
right. 
Roman Burachaga, what a story of

590
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,240
him. 
He'd won a challenger down in 

591
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,600
South America and flew like a 
red eye overnight and then makes

592
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,720
it all into the final. 
And like the Argentinians, like 

593
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,000
last weekend, there were 3 or 4 
finals and the Argentinians were

594
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,840
either in the finals or winning 
the tournament or you know, it's

595
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,760
like they're, they know what 
they're doing down there. 

596
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,640
So God bless. 
Well, whoever is doing the 

597
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,480
social media stuff for this 
tournament is really doing a 

598
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,080
great job because they're the 
challenges that they're having 

599
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,800
them do like on camera or 
whatever. 

600
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,360
And then like taking them around
the city, like being able to see

601
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,920
Tommy Paul go and buy some a 
pair of boots in the Heights, 

602
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,040
which is a neighborhood here. 
Just cool to see them like out 

603
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,280
and about in the city, you know 
what I mean? 

604
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,360
Like they're not just like holed
up at their hotel or like 

605
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,000
training non-stop. 
They're having fun. 

606
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,800
And not to make any assumptions 
about your mobile activities, 

607
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,120
but how's Grinder there at that 
tournament? 

608
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:20,480
OK so I hate to disappoint, 
wasn't on it, but I know plenty 

609
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,200
of gay guys that go to the 
tournament. 

610
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,960
The vibes are great. 
It's a lot of the Country Club 

611
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,920
scene, you know, but there are 
plenty of games that go, a lot 

612
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,200
of guys from our club that 
actually got tickets to go this 

613
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,840
year. 
Well, cuz every time I go to any

614
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,480
tennis tournament or tennis 
event of any kind, like you turn

615
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,360
on grinder and it's just a grid 
of tennis balls. 

616
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,560
You know like that the screen 
name of the tennis ball. 

617
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,400
We build community where we can 
and you know, I do my most viral

618
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,520
marketing there so well. 
Wrapping up the US clay swing. 

619
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,760
So we also had Charleston where 
Jessica Palula, she defended her

620
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,560
title shout out to her. 
I love JPEG right now. 

621
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,600
She's the most consistent player
on the women's tour. 

622
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,080
Great personality. 
I think she's so cool and 

623
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,320
Charleston is another one. 
The courts look that stadium is 

624
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,520
gorgeous and I do love that it 
actually isn't the red clay. 

625
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,360
It's like the only like blue 
clay or Gray clay. 

626
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:17,360
It's a different color and it's 
it's sexy, but we're going to 

627
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,120
move on and we're going to start
talking about the European swing

628
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,720
and just what's been going on. 
We got to start with our lobs 

629
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,520
being though. 
I know, I know, we're like 30 

630
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,200
minutes into this show, but 
we're going to start with our 

631
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,120
lobs beings. 
I know I was like, I was like I.

632
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,760
Yeah, yeah, I know. 
Oh honey. 

633
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,000
So again, a lobs being is 
anything that made us gayer for 

634
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,720
tennis since the last show. 
And the only correct answer and 

635
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,520
usually we have many lobstians 
and like look, it's not hard to 

636
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,400
find one. 
Like 1 lobstian could have been 

637
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,880
Yelena Ostapenko yelling at a 
fan because that's just like I 

638
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,880
just love that. 
I love that for her and for us. 

639
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,120
But the only correct answer this
time around is the maroon and 

640
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:57,280
tan Lotto kit look. 
It was already making waves when

641
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,240
half of the Argentinian team was
wearing it. 

642
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:04,080
So Barachago wore them on his 
crazy run of the final. 

643
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,320
And it's just a, it's a great 
clay court color combination. 

644
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,520
But then we had Fetty Gomez also
in Houston doing the splits. 

645
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,640
So this is all over all of our 
timelines. 

646
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,480
And like, he's not a petite boy 
and he's just thick thighs doing

647
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,440
splits on the clay. 
Are you kidding me? 

648
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,280
Like if that doesn't make you 
gay for tennis, I don't know 

649
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,440
what does. 
I'm like, where are the content 

650
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,880
creators that are going to make 
that into like a like a RuPaul's

651
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,920
Drag, Like put that on the back 
on the mainstage of the RuPaul's

652
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,360
Drag Race. 
Show yeah, yeah. 

653
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,680
Or like do like the edit of 
Juicy Love, Dion jumping into a 

654
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,440
split and turns into Fetti 
Gomez. 

655
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,440
Like yes, show us that on 
social. 

656
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,800
I need that content. 
I need that. 

657
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,720
Yeah, yeah. 
But then they all got, they all 

658
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,960
got, I hate saying trumped, but 
they all got overshadowed. 

659
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,480
They were in the shadow of 
Valentin Basharo. 

660
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,640
He said hold my cannoli. 
And he sported that look all the

661
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,640
way to the Monte Carlo semis. 
And it's funny because those 

662
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,480
shorts on everyone else looked 
kind of like 7 inch shorts, a 

663
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,920
little, a little longer than I 
would love on him. 

664
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,440
He's like the Naomi Smalls of 
tennis where his legs are so 

665
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,320
long. 
The shorts were like short 

666
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,760
shorts on him and he looked so 
good. 

667
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,159
And look again, we talked about 
this like the ATP, they know 

668
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:20,120
what they're doing. 
And there were many photos that 

669
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,560
left very little to the 
imagination that were posted on 

670
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,000
like tennischannel.com. 
Because every time he would 

671
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,960
celebrate, Bro was. 
Bro was very happy and we could 

672
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,800
tell so. 
I get. 

673
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,440
I just I'm stuck on Naomi Smalls
of tennis. 

674
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,159
Right. 
No, I agree. 

675
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,000
I love it. 
I love it. 

676
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:44,040
Well, and like, I guess whatever
the opposite of a Lozvian is in 

677
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,239
Houston, Ben Shelton winning 
double s with his partner, whose

678
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,120
name escapes me. 
The tradition at the tournament 

679
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,120
to jump into the pool at the 
Country Club, and Ben Shelton 

680
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,960
just dove right in with his 
socks on. 

681
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,240
And I was like, Buddy. 
It's not the socks. 

682
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,520
Coco Chanel said remove one 
thing. 

683
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,920
Look. 
In the mirror, yeah. 

684
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,120
I was like, maybe it's the 
socks. 

685
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,880
Yeah, honey. 
Or maybe he's got like a toe 

686
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,160
fungus. 
Maybe. 

687
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,200
Which I don't mean to be, you 
know. 

688
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,520
Yeah, his his partner was Andres
Andrade. 

689
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,400
What a name. 
I don't know, it's pretty easy 

690
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,840
and I couldn't even remember it.
But it it's like a, it's like a 

691
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,400
tongue twister like to twist 
that. 

692
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,800
No, no. 
There it is. 

693
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,720
But anyway, the Lotto kit, like 
I've never even thought I need 

694
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,640
to own a Lotto kit. 
I need that Lotto kit now, but 

695
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,480
I'm worried that I'm going to 
look more Burr chaga and less 

696
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,320
Macharo just in terms of like 
the leg size. 

697
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,040
But you know what? 
I'm just. 

698
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,960
You pull it off. 
Thank you. 

699
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,840
Oh, my God. 
Zachary. 

700
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:47,080
Zachary. 
OK, Well, now it's time for 

701
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,320
twit. 
And that is this week in tennis 

702
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,400
where we're just talking about 
some of the the news, the dudes,

703
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,440
the feuds, the results of the 
tour. 

704
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,480
And yes, we are officially in 
clay season. 

705
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,560
Zach, are you a clay mate? 
How do you feel? 

706
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,000
About that, I like the fact that
it's like so different and I 

707
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,520
honestly love a longer rally. 
It just adds to the suspense. 

708
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,280
So the fact that the ball is 
moving so freaking slow and and 

709
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,840
so it's just different. 
I appreciate it. 

710
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,040
I don't know if it's necessarily
my favorite surface, but I like 

711
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,640
watching it. 
What's your favorite? 

712
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:27,920
I think just like as what is it?
No, just like, what is it? 

713
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,400
I mean, black hardcore. 
Hardcore. 

714
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,600
Yeah. 
I'm such an idiot. 

715
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,760
Cement. 
Asphalt. 

716
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,760
Yeah, yeah, I'm the same. 
I mean, I I really enjoy this 

717
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,040
time of year because it's a nice
palate cleanser because like we 

718
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,920
had the sunshine double and the,
you know, Australian swing. 

719
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,040
But like now it's like we get 
this new take on everything and 

720
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,720
like we got to like mix it up. 
And the ball was so slow in 

721
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,600
Monte Carlo because of the 
weather and it was like colder 

722
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,080
and misty and all that. 
So I mean, Alexander, Sasha 

723
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,240
Bublik gets bageled like that 
doesn't happen with his serve, 

724
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,680
but he gets bageled because the 
conditions were so slow. 

725
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,160
So it's kind of fun that like 
serve bots, sorry, this this 

726
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,160
ain't your time. 
You know, this is Diego 

727
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,680
Schwartzman's time. 
So Monte Carlo just wrapped up. 

728
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,040
And again, we got to take a 
moment, give her her flowers for

729
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,320
the most beautiful setting in 
the world, in my humble opinion,

730
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,680
for tennis is this court. 
It overlooks the Riviera. 

731
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,760
It is just like built into the 
side of these cliffs. 

732
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,760
It is old, like, you know that 
people have died there. 

733
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,480
You know, there's been some 
drama there. 

734
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,800
There's definitely like a cat 
burglar in the audience. 

735
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,400
Like, it's like a James Bond 
set. 

736
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,960
And I love it so much. 
I remember listening to your 

737
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,520
episode about Monte Carlo last 
year and I didn't think you 

738
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,720
could be more of like intensely 
obsessed with it, but this might

739
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,240
have topped it. 
Like I just because I remember 

740
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,280
listening because I was like all
excited to hear what he had to 

741
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,120
say about Houston. 
And then you'd like, you're 

742
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,160
like, Houston happened. 
Now on to this place that I want

743
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,440
to move to. 
You are selling Houston. 

744
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,120
I'm definitely going to visit, 
but Monte Carlo I want to be 

745
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,320
buried in although, but also 
because the the political 

746
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,000
climate's a little different. 
You know, there was that one 

747
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,160
cutaway. 
I don't know if you saw this, it

748
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,840
was like on some socials, but 
there was like a giant mega 

749
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,240
yacht with a paddle court and 
like, just like these four girls

750
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,400
playing and I don't even know if
they're playing paddle or 

751
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,360
racquetball or it was a court. 
It definitely wasn't pickleball,

752
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,400
thank God, but it wasn't tennis.
And I was just like, that's 

753
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,720
giving me the X right now. 
I don't need to see a 

754
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:31,520
billionaire's boat but you. 
Know, got it, yeah, yeah, I 

755
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,360
feel. 
Bad, I don't know, but I'm going

756
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,560
to go sometime because also the 
ticker prices again, the ticker 

757
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,840
prices in Europe are so much 
better. 

758
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,800
I I just bought all of my 
tickets for the LA Olympics and.

759
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,680
So you're feeling a little 
little. 

760
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,520
Cash poor, yeah. 
And I got AI got a good day. 

761
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,040
I I got a decent day. 
I splurged on the tennis tickets

762
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,120
cause all the cheap ones are 
gone. 

763
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,000
I did get like $28.00 badminton 
tickets though, which I'm pumped

764
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,160
for. 
Got $20 men's volleyball prelim 

765
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,440
like that. 
I mean that yeah. 

766
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,240
I mean, indoor men's volleyball 
is some of the most fast-paced, 

767
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,400
sexy action you're going to 
find, so at least outside of the

768
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,800
Eagle. 
But we got to find your. 

769
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,680
We got to find your volleyball 
ball, boy. 

770
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:22,400
Seriously, Like, yeah, guy 
listeners, if you are a 

771
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,440
volleyball ball boy, let's talk 
because. 

772
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,480
Volleyball boy. 
Volleyball boy, yeah, I would 

773
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,400
love. 
He's a writer. 

774
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,080
So we had the final today. 
We get our first tour clash 

775
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,640
between Yannick Sinner and 
Carlos Alcarez. 

776
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,640
This year they haven't met since
last year, I think at the tour 

777
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,960
Finals. 
I think they met in the final. 

778
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Yeah. 
Yannick takes it in two sets. 

779
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,800
7663, It was a good match. 
I wasn't obsessed with it. 

780
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,320
Did you know that this is only 
his second title on clay, 

781
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,800
Yannick Sinner. 
Any guesses to what the first 

782
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,400
one was? 
You'll never guess. 

783
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,920
You know, 'cause I was like, oh,
I was like thinking about, oh, 

784
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,000
what, what, what big title on 
clay has he won? 

785
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,160
He won Croatia a 250 event in 
2022, but do you know who he 

786
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,440
beat in that final? 
Carlos Alcaraz. 

787
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,840
Oh, there you go. 
So that was a good match up for 

788
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,600
the for back then, but this is 
his biggest tournament win on 

789
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,560
clay. 
He looked good. 

790
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,120
The conditions were rough. 
It was very windy, little colder

791
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,360
than they like, but he's he is 
back his his. 

792
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,600
I was talking to a friend last 
night. 

793
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,040
Like his wrist snapping is just 
like the way he like just gets 

794
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,040
it around on his backhand. 
It's just insane so. 

795
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,520
Yeah, I saw that he had that 
incredible volley at the net 

796
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,880
that was like their play of the 
game on the Monte Carlo social 

797
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,200
media. 
Oh. 

798
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,760
Yeah, no, there were definitely 
some good highlights, you know, 

799
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,040
from both of them. 
It wasn't the cleanest match. 

800
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,040
Again, I think the conditions 
were rough, Like the first serve

801
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,440
percentages were much lower than
they they normally are. 

802
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,560
But it was when you're watching 
them play, you're like, oh, 

803
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,920
that's what the best tennis 
looks like versus, you know, 

804
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,760
some other matchups where it's 
like, look, you're really good, 

805
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,120
but you're 1/4 finalist, you 
know, like, you're not, you 

806
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,400
know, yeah. 
But to your point, it's like I'm

807
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,360
kind of anxiously awaiting the 
day where somebody pops up and 

808
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,560
it's just it's not the classic 
matchup again, you know? 

809
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,080
Yeah, yeah, I mean, and even 
though this is only the this is 

810
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,680
the first time they've met all 
year, so it's not like they've 

811
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,920
been dominating every 
tournament. 

812
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,640
The thing is one of them is 
always winning the tournament. 

813
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,680
You know, like Yannick gets the 
Sunshine double, Carlos gets 

814
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,640
Australia. 
But yeah, we we we need to mix 

815
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,560
it up. 
And I don't think anyone who is 

816
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,560
currently in the top 10 is going
to be mixing it up with them. 

817
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:54,120
There's some hope for the Arthur
fees, the Fonsecas, maybe a men 

818
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,400
sick, but he's kind of falling 
off. 

819
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,360
But also like maybe like maybe 
the next person to challenge 

820
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,400
them hasn't even been born yet. 
Like, I don't know, like they're

821
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,720
going to have to wait until 
they're 40 and then some 20 year

822
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,160
olds are going to take them out.
Right. 

823
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:11,120
But also, this was like a pretty
big win for Yannick in terms of 

824
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,840
some career stats. 
He's won his fourth major in a 

825
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,080
row. 
I think he's only the second 

826
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,800
person to do that behind 
Djokovic. 

827
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:23,120
He's on a 17 match win streak. 
I'm happy that because the tide 

828
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,640
had turned so much in Carlos's 
favor last year. 

829
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,760
I'm just happy that it's like, 
we look, we're already bored 

830
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,840
with the big two. 
If it's the big one, just check,

831
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,680
please. 
Like, I'll just be watching 

832
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,640
padel. 
So, yeah. 

833
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:43,080
But I'm curious. 
Like, so I also, I have a 

834
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,240
penchant for the dramatic flair.
And so I've been ringing the 

835
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:50,200
alarms about Carlos and his 
coaching decision of, like, 

836
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,720
leaving Juan Carlos Ferrero, you
know, basically his second dad, 

837
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,440
who coached him from the age of 
15 until he's 22, and then he 

838
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,400
just dumps him for his brother. 
And now Carlos is kind of like, 

839
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,560
skidding out. 
I mean, I don't know. 

840
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,280
I'm a little worried about his 
focus. 

841
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,560
I'm a little worried about his 
family. 

842
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:13,400
But just as worrying as 
Carlos's, you know, lack of 

843
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,320
tournament wins or titles in the
last few months. 

844
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:22,960
Was that hair? 
I am sorry, but what in the set 

845
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:28,360
of golden girls accidentally 
glued on backwards Evie oddly 

846
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,280
wig was that that he's because 
he had like a it was like AI 

847
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,080
guess technically a mullet 
because there's a little bit 

848
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,280
shade on each side, but then it 
was like this weird swooping 

849
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,560
motion. 
It looked like it was literally 

850
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:44,160
backwards and I was like, what? 
Like Carlos, you're you're a 

851
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,560
multi $1,000,000 brand get 
that's a stylist. 

852
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,520
That's the part where I'm like, 
whatever. 

853
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,080
He came out where like the next 
day his head was shaved. 

854
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,080
At the US Open. 
Yeah, yeah, I did too. 

855
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,680
I was like, that's kind of cool.
Like that's Rock'n'roll, but 

856
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,480
that I was Golden Girls is crazy
but. 

857
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,360
Because he looked, he looked so 
tough at the US Open and 

858
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,040
everything seemed right. 
And it actually was really 

859
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,640
flattering on him. 
Like he's got really thick hair,

860
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,080
but sometimes it's a little too 
much. 

861
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:17,600
He also just kind of gives like,
I don't care, Like, of all the 

862
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,840
things that he's thinking about,
it ain't that, you know? 

863
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,800
And there's something to be 
respected about that, you know, 

864
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,520
Like, I feel like we can talk 
about certain like, fashion 

865
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,920
players that it's like we're 
excited to see what they come 

866
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,520
wearing out, you know, but. 
He's not. 

867
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,880
No, he's like, I'm just here to 
win titles, you know? 

868
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,280
Yeah, no, it's funny, like last 
year when he was like, you guys 

869
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,960
are gonna be, you're gonna minds
are gonna be blown when I see 

870
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,920
what I do next. 
And all he did was dye a blonde 

871
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,120
like any queen in wee ho. 
Like OK girl, you shave your 

872
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,160
head and dye a blonde. 
Yeah, we're checking in on you. 

873
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,400
We're doing mental health checks
now. 

874
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,000
Yeah, exactly. 
Yeah, like, at least do the 

875
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,680
eyebrows. 
Oh. 

876
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,720
My God, go full Gaga. 
Right. 

877
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,160
That would be actually, I, I 
want him to bleach his eyebrows 

878
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,000
and shave his head and go bleach
that cue ball again. 

879
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,200
That would be a look. 
Then he would win the French 

880
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,920
Open. 
If he doesn't do that, I don't 

881
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,320
think his odds are very, very 
good. 

882
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,320
He could be the Dennis Rodman of
tennis, yes. 

883
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,920
There we go. 
Which we desperately need. 

884
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,520
We do need that. 
We need someone who's got that 

885
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,800
flair. 
Like, I don't know, has anyone 

886
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,600
ever walked out on court in a 
dress? 

887
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:28,690
He's a boy. 
Well, the other big highlight 

888
00:45:28,930 --> 00:45:31,930
and I mean big, we got to talk 
about his Valentine Basharo's 

889
00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:35,080
run to the semis. 
First of all, he loves a Bay TP 

890
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,920
clash. 
So he takes out Musetti in the 

891
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,200
second round. 
Your crush takes out Herkash a 

892
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,880
couple of rounds later. 
He was this tournaments Arthur 

893
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,080
fees, so Arthur fees what he did
in Miami where he was just like 

894
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,520
beating all the hotties, 
including he beat Basharo. 

895
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:59,680
Basharo like what a story his 
hometown masters, just the the 

896
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,400
crowd was so into it, but they 
were like respectful, like they 

897
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,800
were cheering for Carlos. 
They were cheering for 

898
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,440
everybody. 
But those shorts, you know, 

899
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,600
sometimes I wonder, like, is he 
really a a top, top tier talent?

900
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,760
But he's been consistent. 
He's got some really good 

901
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,480
results and I'm just I'm, I'm 
extremely happy he's here. 

902
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,560
Just pulling up the pictures of 
him in that in the shorts that 

903
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,000
you're referring to. 
I'm I'm going to make this my 

904
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,960
phone background real quick. 
And also, I got to say, it's 

905
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,080
funny, I'm a wag hag. 
I love all of the wives and 

906
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,960
girlfriends. 
But like, I feel like his 

907
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:40,000
girlfriend is the victim of a 
lot of jealousy right now 

908
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
because everybody wants Valentin
and they're like, Can you 

909
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,760
believe that she gets that? 
Because like they post a lot on 

910
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,320
social. 
She posts a lot on socials and 

911
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,240
it's like they're very cute. 
But we're all like, oh, I'm so 

912
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,000
happy for you. 
You. 

913
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,920
Do you see Valentin Vashiro 
sticking around? 

914
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,360
Is he going to be a threat? 
Yeah. 

915
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,240
I mean, I think so, especially 
after this Monte Carlo, I mean, 

916
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,800
going, what was it, 4646 with 
Carlos? 

917
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,160
Yeah, I mean, I say why not? 
I think so. 

918
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,280
Yeah, I was surprised at how 
well he did against Carlos. 

919
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,000
I thought it was going to be I, 
I, I mean, Sinner destroyed 

920
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Zverev way faster and easier 
than than Carlos. 

921
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,080
Took down Vasharo for sure. 
And also Vasharo is doing really

922
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,360
well with a lot of pressure 
because he's this time last year

923
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,600
he was ranked in the two 
hundreds. 

924
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,000
And doing that in front of your 
hometown, like, I don't know, 

925
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,360
like what was the name of your 
hometown again? 

926
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,640
Lily Pass. 
Lamp passes. 

927
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,760
Lamp passes, like, you know, if 
you were at the lamp passes 

928
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,280
open, like that's a lot of 
pressure. 

929
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,000
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh. 

930
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,880
Yeah. 
I mean, I mean, I'm looking at 

931
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,600
like Lorenzo Machete beat him in
two sets, went to three, and all

932
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,960
the others except for with 
Alcaraz, I mean, got the 

933
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,400
stamina, he's got the staying 
power. 

934
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,760
I think so. 
Stamina for sure because yeah, 

935
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,400
he played all his matches super 
late. 

936
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,920
They end because they were three
setters. 

937
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,800
They were it was like dark out 
freezing and come back the next 

938
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,000
day and do it because this is 
not one of the masters one 

939
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,280
thousands that is 10 days or 
even 2 weeks. 

940
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,000
It's just it's a week and it got
it in. 

941
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,760
So yeah, I'm very happy that 
he's here. 

942
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,160
I hope he stays and I hope he 
continues just being like a 

943
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:19,120
short trailblazer and we'll see 
what he let's see what he comes 

944
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,600
up with next. 
That crazy guy you mentioned the

945
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,320
study, though, Speaking of, I am
a little worried about what's 

946
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,320
going on with him. 
So he withdrew in Australia, he 

947
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,640
was up two sets to love against 
Novak Djokovic in the 

948
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,760
quarterfinals and got injured. 
Terrible injury. 

949
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,200
It was like an abdominal strain.
He hasn't. 

950
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,240
He hasn't won a match since. 
He lost both of his matches in 

951
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,280
the Sunshine Double. 
Loses to Vashiro here, like you 

952
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,760
said. 
I'm worried about Moussati. 

953
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,560
What's going on? 
Is he fading away? 

954
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,280
I don't think he's fading away. 
I think I mean, an injury is an 

955
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,120
injury. 
He'll he'll bounce back. 

956
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,160
Kind of to your point about like
cracking past the top 10 or 

957
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,160
whatever it is. 
You know, I think that like he's

958
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:04,080
just waiting for his one big 
moment and hasn't had it yet. 

959
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,120
But he's like I said, he's like 
fun to follow. 

960
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,760
He's fun to watch. 
He's fun to watch play. 

961
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:13,000
He pretty to look at, you know, 
but he to your point, it's like 

962
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,600
we talk about the same big 
players every kind of Masters or

963
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,440
tournament or whatever it is, 
you know, and I feel like he 

964
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:25,080
just kind of like starts and 
then kind of goes away, you 

965
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,280
know, which is a bummer. 
But I think he's got the ability

966
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,560
to come back. 
Yeah, I just hope that he's not 

967
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,840
falling into like a bit of like 
a slump. 

968
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,480
Last year was his big coming out
year. 

969
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,360
I mean, he'd been around, but 
last year he really reached new 

970
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,800
heights. 
And maybe this is a sophomore 

971
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,720
slump mixed with the injury. 
I also think this is my theory. 

972
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:48,760
I think that he crumbled under 
the pressure of literally 

973
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,120
everyone in the world wanting to
have sex with him. 

974
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,240
You know, there was a there was 
an article, I think it was in 

975
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,560
the UK. 
The title was this tennis player

976
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,280
is making the entire world horny
for tennis. 

977
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,320
And it was like literally just a
profile of him. 

978
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,320
And like, you know, he's got 
that Bottega Veneta contract. 

979
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,320
So he comes out like stylish and
he's so sexy. 

980
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,320
He's walked back on his on court
style. 

981
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,720
He's very like regular Smegular.
He's not trying to be like, you 

982
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:17,480
know, the Flying Nun Pope kit. 
There's none of that going on 

983
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,160
because I think maybe it was 
like distracting, you know? 

984
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,680
I think there's something to be 
said about that. 

985
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,400
What it evokes for me is like 
whenever, like coaches in high 

986
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,920
school make their teams wear the
same, like you have to wear a 

987
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,040
suit and tie and that's it. 
And you wear it to school. 

988
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,640
And before you go, I don't know 
why I keep like referencing like

989
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,560
high school or whatever, you 
know? 

990
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,040
But like, colleges do it too. 
And it's like whenever you start

991
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,680
seeing like the NFL players that
are walking off the bus to the 

992
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,480
stadium and they're wearing like
something super flashy, it's 

993
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,600
like that's the, I guess to put 
on my PR hat, which you don't 

994
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,840
know what that means. 
You don't even know what I mean.

995
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,800
You don't want the story to be 
what you wore like you wanted to

996
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,240
be how you won the tournament. 
You know what I mean? 

997
00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:00,720
And so I feel like whatever a 
player gets too big for their 

998
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:04,560
britches or too fashionable for 
their sport, the coaches are 

999
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,600
kind of like, hey, what are we 
focusing on here? 

1000
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:11,680
You know, it's like because to 
your point, the the Flying Nun 

1001
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,960
pub kit, it's like that's what 
we're talking about right now, 

1002
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,720
you know what I mean? 
And it's like, that's the 

1003
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,760
headline, that's the pull quote.
That's what everybody's talking 

1004
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,760
about. 
You don't want that to be the 

1005
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,800
story. 
You want your skill in the sport

1006
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,480
you're trying to stay in for as 
long as your knees work to be 

1007
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,400
the story. 
Yeah, yeah, I'm just looking up 

1008
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,600
his his stats and he has lost 
his last 7 finals. 

1009
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,240
So, you know, his story was 
distracting. 

1010
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:38,880
Like he he needs to just lock in
and I think he needs to play a 

1011
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,120
few more two 50s and win those. 
He needs a little bit of like a 

1012
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,960
jump start and I'm worried that 
right now he had such a big clay

1013
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,720
season last year. 
I don't know if he's going to be

1014
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,280
treading water in Madrid and and
Rome. 

1015
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,440
And then, you know, I don't 
know, like he he could, he could

1016
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,760
take a tumble. 
I hope it's not a 60 pass tumble

1017
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,760
where he's like down in the 40s.
But he's he's in danger. 

1018
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,280
So, Molly, you're in danger, 
girl. 

1019
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,160
He could be in the Kia asylum. 
OK, I've been hearing, I've been

1020
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,960
hearing that term. 
What the hell does that mean? 

1021
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,640
Kia Asylum is a term that I 
actually had to learn from a 

1022
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,000
friend and I want to make sure. 
I'm pretty sure I think it's 

1023
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,440
actually Kia, but everybody just
says Kia Asylum. 

1024
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,040
It's like. 
Khia. 

1025
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Yeah, it's pop girl purgatory, 
you know, like, yes, Who talked 

1026
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,480
about it recently? 
Oh, like Charlie XCX was in the 

1027
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,120
Kia asylum until BRAT. 
It's just like these girls who, 

1028
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,920
you know, their names, you know,
kind of some of their hits, you 

1029
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,840
know, But then they never break 
into, like, full superstardom, 

1030
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,120
OK. 
So yeah, that's OK. 

1031
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:45,240
Lucetti is in the Kia asylum. 
I yes, yeah, he needs a hit. 

1032
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,080
Yeah, exactly. 
Wow, Kia Asylum mentioned on 

1033
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,960
POD. 
Check, check, check, check. 

1034
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,200
We're going to end the show 
talking about the rumor mail. 

1035
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,720
So like I said at the top, the 
rumors are flying left and right

1036
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,600
on the Tors. 
Did they break up? 

1037
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,560
Did he retire? 
Does she have a new coach? 

1038
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,840
And I just want to cover some of
them. 

1039
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,440
I want to address some of them. 
Not that I necessarily have any 

1040
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,920
insider information, but it just
felt crazy, like the amount of 

1041
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:18,320
rumors that we're going around. 
So Kaina Shakuri, amazing 

1042
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,200
player, has had a lot of 
injuries, really stumbled coming

1043
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,080
back. 
But he's a finalist at the US 

1044
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,240
Open. 
He lost a chillage. 

1045
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,600
There was all these notices that
he was retiring at a Challenger 

1046
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,480
tournament. 
That was his last time. 

1047
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,240
I was like, well, that's a weird
place to retire. 

1048
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,040
And he had to come out onto 
socials and be like, guys, no, 

1049
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,160
I'm not retiring. 
I go, I'll let you know when I'm

1050
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,080
retiring. 
And then I think on the same 

1051
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,360
day, Craig Shapiro drops the 
bombshell that Taylor Fritz and 

1052
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,560
Morgan Riddle have broken up. 
He said he's got very, like, 

1053
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,880
credible sources and that like, 
they're over. 

1054
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000
You can't just drop that. 
And then we see Morgan Riddle 

1055
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,520
commenting on a post saying, 
Taylor, did you know, we broke 

1056
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,000
up? 
Which again, OK, maybe that's 

1057
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,120
what a publicist does. 
Because I was like, is that APR 

1058
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,320
move? 
Is she trying to cover? 

1059
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,520
I think Miss Girl Guide, her 
Twitter or her text thumbs a 

1060
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,000
little too free because if it's 
not true, that makes sense. 

1061
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,920
That's kind of funny. 
It's cheeky, it's whatever, you 

1062
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,400
know, And but if it's her trying
to just distract and like get 

1063
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,000
the story buried or whatever, 
it's kind of like, well, now 

1064
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,040
you're lying, you know, which is
just golden rule, never great. 

1065
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,000
I'm just, I like AI, love Morgan
Riddle. 

1066
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,320
Do you? 
Do you follow her much? 

1067
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,560
I don't follow her, but like I, 
I have girlfriends who do and 

1068
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,560
they will evangelize the good 
word of Morgan. 

1069
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,640
She is. 
She is a great Instagram follow 

1070
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,000
folks. 
She's not afraid to talk 

1071
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
politics. 
She has very correct politics 

1072
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,880
and takes. 
It. 

1073
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,800
I had no idea, yeah. 
No, takes it. 

1074
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,920
I would not expect like she's 
like fuck ice. 

1075
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,880
I mean, she's like full on like 
calling out. 

1076
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,760
I officially Stan no. 
No, when I started seeing, I was

1077
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,520
like, oh, you're a goddess. 
Yeah, no, she's amazing. 

1078
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,120
Well, and also like because 
didn't the speculation happen 

1079
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,160
because she was absent from his 
player box for a few? 

1080
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,400
She, she hasn't really been 
around. 

1081
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,920
I mean, not that Taylor's really
showing up in any significant 

1082
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,280
way himself, but maybe it's 
because of the breakup. 

1083
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,960
I mean, I don't know, they were 
such a embedded and and meshed 

1084
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,080
couple that it was just shocking
to hear. 

1085
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Like, oh, like, I felt sad. 
I felt sad because I also worry 

1086
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,080
that she's the only thing 
keeping Taylor on this side of 

1087
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,480
politics. 
So I'm just like, oh, like, you 

1088
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,520
know. 
That's The thing is like, I 

1089
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:34,440
would love a chart that just 
tells me where, yeah, every 

1090
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,640
player falls. 
You know, like Tommy, Paul seems

1091
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,080
to come up a lot whenever people
are talking about politics. 

1092
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,400
Tennis players, I don't know if 
they have, like, the most woke 

1093
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,520
politics in the world. 
Where I have landed on all of 

1094
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,160
that, though, I have now 
accepted that it is actually 

1095
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:53,600
kind of punk rock to objectify 
straight men who may not like my

1096
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,720
politics. 
Like, you know, fuck that, You 

1097
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,680
know, A great equalizer. 
Yeah. 

1098
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,120
Yeah. 
I mean, like, look, I mean all 

1099
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,960
of them like Draper and there's 
just people who have like a lot 

1100
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,640
of potentially problematic 
politics and it's not it's not 

1101
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,000
great. 
I mean, our sport is not again, 

1102
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,320
there's there's many different 
types of people that get into 

1103
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:15,040
tennis, but like there's also 
problematic ones. 

1104
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,520
And yeah, Tommy, Paul, Ben 
Shelton, you know, all of them 

1105
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:24,960
might have some some right word 
leaning predilections, but you 

1106
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,320
know, they all need a Morgan 
Riddle in in their box. 

1107
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,040
So, you know, I don't know, 
maybe she'll show up in another 

1108
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,120
player's box. 
Yeah, but also just like to her 

1109
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,280
point or like to put a pin in 
it, like I'm glad that she at 

1110
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,680
least addressed it to put my 
feminist cap on. 

1111
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,640
It's like she wasn't going to 
let this guy either scoop her 

1112
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,760
being able to share her own 
breakup with the world whenever 

1113
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,640
she wants to or like whatever, 
you know? 

1114
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:52,120
So I'm I'm firmly on the side of
hers handling it however she 

1115
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,000
wants to, as long as she and 
Taylor are aligned. 

1116
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,680
Yeah, you know what I love? 
I think that in the last five 

1117
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,720
minutes I've turned you into 
Morgan, Riddlestand and I. 

1118
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,080
Am She's amazing immediately. 
She's amazing. 

1119
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:02,760
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1120
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,320
And she's really funny. 
Like it's. 

1121
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,360
I'm not. 
I was surprised. 

1122
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,240
I was like this one. 
No, but yes. 

1123
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,000
Yeah, I'm so down. 
Get her on Dancing With the 

1124
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,240
Stars. 
Get her on the ball, boys. 

1125
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,000
One of the ball boys first, yet 
on her way. 

1126
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,920
It's a pipeline. 
Yeah, well we're not done with 

1127
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,240
the rumors though folks 'cause 
then we had some coaching drama.

1128
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,600
So there were the rumor meal was
going on over in coaching world 

1129
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:31,320
where first of all, Medvedev's 
former coach breaks up with his 

1130
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,840
new protege and honestly future 
Bay TP member Nishesh Bazov 

1131
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,680
already. 
But Medvedev had a long term 

1132
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,920
coach and this guy just over 
Instagram is just like, this 

1133
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,480
ain't working by Nishesh. 
But the bigger feud and a feud 

1134
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,040
that I did not see coming, I 
didn't think I'd ever talk about

1135
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,720
these two players in the same 
breath. 

1136
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,000
We have Giovanni and Pesci 
Pericard versus Igas Fiantec. 

1137
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,560
The girls are fighting because 
Igas has picked up a new coach 

1138
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:06,240
from the Nadal Academy, 
Francisco Roy, who was for a 

1139
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,640
brief moment in Pesci Pericard's
coach. 

1140
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,960
And he's like, no, you don't 
call, you don't write, you don't

1141
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,280
tell me. 
So again, the drama. 

1142
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,400
And it's good for ego because 
ego needs to get her shit 

1143
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,520
together because she really 
needs to get back into being a a

1144
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,440
part of the conversation. 
But again, the the the drama, I 

1145
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,000
think people are just loving the
drama because also over on 

1146
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,160
socials we had Stefanos sits 
past being interviewed about who

1147
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,880
you should date and not, which 
is just a terrible question to 

1148
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,120
ask somebody with his track 
record. 

1149
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,080
And the first thing out of his 
mouth is you should never date a

1150
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:45,000
tennis player. 
And then Paula Bedosa comments 

1151
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,280
on that post with just a bunch 
of laughing emojis. 

1152
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,840
Now, is she laughing at him or 
with him? 

1153
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,960
We don't know. 
But it's just a It's a messy 

1154
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:56,160
time. 
Was he saying it like in jest or

1155
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,600
was he serious? 
He was, he was like, that was 

1156
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,360
his answer. 
He's an odd duck though. 

1157
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:05,080
His whole life on social is very
mercurial and and mysterious, 

1158
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,560
but he's just got like a 
different take on things, which 

1159
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,360
I appreciate. 
Can you stand 10 toes down? 

1160
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:14,640
I I can respect that. 
And then the last drama was poor

1161
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,800
Coco Goff. 
We talked about this. 

1162
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,520
Poor Coco Goff was fighting for 
her life after her mew mew 

1163
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,560
campaign that I thought was 
really cute. 

1164
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,040
I thought she looked really 
pretty. 

1165
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:28,560
But people are like these photos
aren't beautiful and she was not

1166
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,440
feeling great after those 
critiques. 

1167
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,400
And she, she had a great post on
Instagram talking about it 

1168
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,120
really in depth, maybe a little 
too in depth. 

1169
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,920
To be honest, I don't even know 
if I got to the end of the video

1170
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,600
but. 
That's what I was going to say. 

1171
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,320
I I had her TikTok pulled up and
I was watching it and was doing 

1172
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,760
stuff around like the kitchen or
whatever and was just listening 

1173
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,520
to it. 
And I thought I was like, has 

1174
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,400
this looped back around? 
Did I miss the ending of it? 

1175
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,680
And she was she was still got, 
which I'm like, you know what, 

1176
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,400
stand your ground. 
Speak, speak, girl, speak. 

1177
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,560
But I did appreciate how she was
like, these were not 

1178
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,400
professional photos. 
This was my assistant with an 

1179
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:09,320
iPhone like I was going to. 
This was the brief, Yeah, yeah. 

1180
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:14,480
And also though, I think for me,
I was like, that's a really cool

1181
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,880
artistic choice. 
Even if it was like, oh, it was 

1182
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,480
just a simple hair and a makeup.
I was like, that's really cool. 

1183
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:24,000
Because in this era of 
everything being so polished and

1184
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,880
perfect and AI and like overdone
and filled and filtered and 

1185
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,720
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I 
was like, I think that's a 

1186
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,400
really cool aesthetic that they 
got to me too. 

1187
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,120
And. 
It and it's different because 

1188
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,320
like we see the same 
professional shots with these 

1189
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,560
tennis players all the time and 
just keep scrolling, honestly. 

1190
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,320
So something that stops you in 
your tracks and you're just 

1191
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,600
like, what is this? 
Why is this? 

1192
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,320
You know? 
And she I just love that she was

1193
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,600
like so down to she loved the 
bag so much that she was like, I

1194
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,320
just wanted to show it off and 
do what I need to do. 

1195
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,120
And she was grateful to Mew Mew.
I thought she handled it 

1196
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,800
beautifully. 
And didn't she in the video or 

1197
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,480
like sat in the couch and 
something she was like, girls 

1198
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,600
with natural hair, if you get 
it, you get it or something like

1199
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,800
that. 
If, you know, you know, and I 

1200
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,600
was like, and shut up, 
everybody, you know what I mean?

1201
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,000
Like that tells you enough. 
Like you're speaking on things 

1202
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,400
that you know nothing about. 
So. 

1203
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,320
Yeah. 
Yeah, I, I'm, I'm glad you 

1204
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,360
reminded me that. 
I love that she was like, if you

1205
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,320
have natural hair, you are 
beautiful like. 

1206
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,520
Queen. 
I like chills. 

1207
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,040
Like, yeah, I love. 
Saying she's she's somebody who 

1208
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,200
like kids coming up in the sport
now, they have so many people to

1209
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,640
look up to and she's definitely 
one of them. 

1210
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,840
Yeah, she's definitely one of my
WTA crushes. 

1211
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,160
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna 
say that. 

1212
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,400
But moving on to our Bay TP, so 
we've got a new Bay TP out 

1213
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,160
folks, which is again, the 
hottest players on and off the 

1214
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,120
court. 
The people who are making moves,

1215
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,840
going for deep runs, but are 
also just really freaking hot or

1216
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,280
they're doing something cool. 
It is not just who is the 

1217
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,160
hottest player because we cannot
have Tummy Paul at the top of 

1218
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,400
the list every single week. 
You and Tommy Paul, my God. 

1219
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,840
You know what? 
Look, the heart wants what it 

1220
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,840
wants. 
But we've got a new list out. 

1221
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:01,920
And yes, topped by the Naomi 
Smalls of the ATP, Valatin 

1222
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,960
Vashiro, plus many others we've 
talked about, at least one of 

1223
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,240
your crushes is on there, maybe 
some surprises or two. 

1224
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,400
So gone over to Instagram, check
it out again, our Instagram is 

1225
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:18,400
at TBB Tennis. 
That's at TBB Tennis, but we're 

1226
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,800
going to wrap up real quick. 
And I just want to get your look

1227
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:26,000
ahead, Mr. McKenzie. 
So Zachary, we have Madrid 

1228
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,280
starting in a week. 
We've got Barcelona coming up. 

1229
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,400
Madrid. 
I kind of love it because it's 

1230
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,960
this weird, like brutalist 
stadium. 

1231
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,960
The men and women are back 
together. 

1232
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,520
There are models on the court as
ball boys and ball girls living 

1233
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,960
for it all. 
I want to get your hot takes, 

1234
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,000
though. 
So Venus Williams gets a wild 

1235
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,320
card to Madrid. 
She's on an eighth match losing 

1236
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,040
streak. 
How do we feel about her getting

1237
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,800
a wild card? 
I think with Venus, it's like 

1238
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,400
whatever she was coming back, 
everybody was excited, you know,

1239
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,840
but also apprehensive because 
she was gone for so long. 

1240
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,520
And I love Venus down like and 
Serena, obviously, like those 

1241
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,760
are my girls. 
They're why I'm here, but they 

1242
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,160
they're my mother's they but 
it's kind of that thing where 

1243
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,040
it's like we want it's like push
her over the edge and get that 

1244
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,920
win, you know, because it's like
not Kia asylum. 

1245
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,280
She's not in her flop era, but 
it is kind of just like, give us

1246
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,440
something, you know? 
Yeah. 

1247
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,160
Is it more like the Kia 
retirement home that she's in? 

1248
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,800
Like, I'm not saying that well, 
it's. 

1249
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,280
Just like girls. 
I had friends that were very 

1250
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,320
excited about her coming back in
general, you know, like, and who

1251
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,280
wouldn't be? 
It's kind of a return to this 

1252
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,280
golden era of all of us growing 
up and this was our girl, you 

1253
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,920
know, or one of them. 
But it's also just kind of like,

1254
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:42,760
it's kind of like whenever 
singer goes on their farewell 

1255
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,400
tour and then they're touring 
five years later, it's just kind

1256
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,880
of like, we had this big party 
for you and like, you were gone 

1257
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,040
and we were celebrating how 
amazing you were, you know? 

1258
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,560
So I don't know, I, I love 
Venus. 

1259
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,520
I'll watch her till she finally 
hangs up her racket. 

1260
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:03,560
But it's always kind of tough to
see her not rise above. 

1261
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,680
Yeah, that's the thing. 
She will pack the stadium. 

1262
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,800
So it's like, OK, she's going to
sell the tickets, she's going to

1263
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:12,960
get the butts in the seats. 
And also, as I've railed on over

1264
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,440
and over again on the show, I'm 
so sick of watching matches 

1265
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,200
where there's like 20 people in 
the stands. 

1266
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,360
Like, no, we need to fill the 
stands. 

1267
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,680
Like, you know, and if that 
means busting the kids in, 

1268
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,760
great. 
If that means Venus trotting her

1269
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,160
out when she's 70, whatever. 
But like, fill these stands. 

1270
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,680
Now. 
Do we think Yannick is going to 

1271
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:34,000
go into completely uncharted 
territory just like the Artemis 

1272
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:39,240
and when the 5th Masters winning
in Madrid? 

1273
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,720
I'm going to say no. 
I think it's, I think it's not 

1274
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,440
his best shot. 
What's that? 

1275
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,720
He's never done well there. 
He's never even made the final, 

1276
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,840
I don't think. 
He's never like gone really, 

1277
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,080
really far there. 
But he's never had a great clay 

1278
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,960
season in general because he 
kind of missed. 

1279
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,680
Well, he didn't kind of missed 
the last clay season because we 

1280
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,640
know why. 
And then he was just a baby. 

1281
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:02,560
But I go into like math mode 
where I'm like, mathematically, 

1282
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,160
is he really just going to keep 
winning everything? 

1283
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:10,120
I mean, he could, but I do think
that Carlos is going to not 

1284
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:15,040
enjoy the taste of the runner up
trophy and I think he's going to

1285
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:18,560
really assert himself, not out 
of discipline, but out of maybe 

1286
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:23,000
a little bit of bruised ego so. 
Yeah, I mean, he's definitely 

1287
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,880
got more to lose, right? 
There's something to be said 

1288
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,960
about being in a losing streak 
and that motivating you and with

1289
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,480
center, like y'all talked about 
it on the last episode I 

1290
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,560
believe. 
But just like how he's kind of 

1291
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:36,600
come back and his legs are like 
jacked, he's fast dump truck. 

1292
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,680
Like it's a different, different
whole body type that's going to 

1293
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,040
be on that court. 
So I don't know. 

1294
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,240
But I I could see Alcaraz, like 
getting back into the workshop 

1295
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,960
and being like, what do we got 
to do, you know? 

1296
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:52,600
So I mean, would it be, would it
be cool if Senator took it? 

1297
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,200
Yeah. 
Like, I think it'd be fun to 

1298
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,760
watch, even though I'm rooting 
for Carlos, you know? 

1299
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,600
Yeah. 
I'm rooting for Carlos to show 

1300
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,600
us something new on the court 
and on his head and, you know, a

1301
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,240
new wig, a new stylist. 
And it's definitely just a 2 

1302
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,000
horse race. 
And on the women's side, I think

1303
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,640
it's it's, you know, Sabalenka's
kind of owned Madrid the last 

1304
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,840
few years. 
She seems to be pretty 

1305
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,560
unstoppable. 
I can't really imagine anyone 

1306
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,240
kind of on clay really, except 
for maybe Eaga. 

1307
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,840
But Eaga is a big question mark 
right now. 

1308
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:28,320
So yeah. 
But in the exciting news, Holger

1309
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:33,240
Rune is coming back. 
So that crazy Mother Effer was 

1310
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:36,440
supposed to be out for a year 
because he had a horrible 

1311
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,800
Achilles tear and, like, had to 
have complete reconstructive 

1312
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:44,040
surgery. 
And he was posting videos like a

1313
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:47,400
week after the surgery, you 
know, with his leg propped up, 

1314
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,280
smacking tennis balls. 
I don't know. 

1315
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,440
I'm worried that he's pushing it
too fast because he's playing. 

1316
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,040
He was supposed to be out, I 
think all of 2026. 

1317
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,080
It's May, and he's going to be 
playing Hamburg before the 

1318
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,120
French Open. 
He's like, ready. 

1319
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,400
He's also a child so I feel like
he is recovering a lot faster 

1320
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,320
than. 
He he's got those, he's got 

1321
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,880
those stem cells and that 
collagen. 

1322
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,880
That we don't. 
He's doing fine. 

1323
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:10,680
I think he's good. 
Yeah. 

1324
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,680
Yeah. 
Kind of astonishing to see how 

1325
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,960
young he is. 
I know I he's literally a a 

1326
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,800
child and like. 
His birthday His birth year 

1327
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,680
starts with A2. 
Oh yeah, well, and that's not 

1328
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,920
even young anymore. 
And that's what's so depressing,

1329
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:29,120
'cause he can be 26 and have A2 
and it's like, OK, I don't even 

1330
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,200
know this. 
Is the time we spiral. 

1331
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,320
Yeah, exactly. 
I need to. 

1332
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:36,000
I need a cigarette. 
But I am excited to him back 

1333
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,240
because like Holger, if he cooks
a little longer, he could be 

1334
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,920
someone that pushes Yannick and 
Carlos. 

1335
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,720
I don't think he's going to be 
the big three. 

1336
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,360
People were very excited to call
him like the third member of the

1337
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,120
the new big three. 
He's not there yet, but he could

1338
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:54,440
be and we need somebody. 
Well, that is our show. 

1339
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,920
Zach, you are officially a ball 
boy. 

1340
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:00,000
How do you feel? 
I I enjoyed my time. 

1341
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:04,160
I hope I did a good job. 
You were fantastic and listeners

1342
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,920
out there programming note we're
going to be back in three weeks.

1343
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,120
We're usually every two weeks, 
but it's going to be 3 weeks 

1344
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,320
because we've got Barcelona and 
then Madrid and I'm not going to

1345
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,800
do a show halfway through 
Madrid. 

1346
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:19,240
So we'll be packing and 
unpacking everyone who is 

1347
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:22,240
keeping it classy and sassy on 
the clay with that show. 

1348
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,760
So we'll see you then in three 
weeks. 

1349
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,680
Until then, our balls are going 
back into the can. 

1350
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,479
Thanks y'all, bye.
