1 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:12,040 Hey everybody, and welcome to the latest episode of Ball Boys. 2 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,840 I'm Paul Moncalm, one of your cohosts. 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,840 And as always, I'm here with Billy Hanson. 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,680 Hey, Billy, how's it going? Oh hey Paul, it's going. 5 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:25,880 It's going really well, right? Yeah, before we I want to know 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:29,900 all about why it's going well. But before we start, I just 7 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:35,180 wanted to kick off with a joke. OK, knock knock. 8 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:42,620 Who's there Boo Boo? Hoo oh, what are you, a Novak 9 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:46,100 fan? Yes. 10 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:51,300 Yeah. Well, also, are you someone in 11 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:54,300 the crowd who has cheered against Novak because he's going 12 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:57,940 to look at you and be like, boohoo all fake tears, crocodile 13 00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:58,820 tears. Yeah. 14 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,680 You know, people must use the term crocodile tears a lot. 15 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:09,160 They cry when they're eating, which is something I relate to a 16 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,000 lot. But but yes, they are fake tears 17 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,760 and and it's all boohoo for you know who Mr. Djokovic lost 18 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,880 today. I can't wait to go out to dinner 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,560 with you later and see you ball. I drew the meal. 20 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:30,860 Are you spelling that BAWL or BALL because? 21 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,740 I'll be. I'll be balling later. 22 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,460 Depending on the course it's going to be, the spelling will 23 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:38,940 change. Well, I just, I don't know if 24 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:41,180 we're able to get a reservation. I feel like the entire city is 25 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,020 going to be celebrating tonight. It's like World Cup I've. 26 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:47,500 Never felt this kind of energy in Los Angeles. 27 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:51,860 Ever. People were actually walking on 28 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,980 the streets. People were saying hello. 29 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:59,120 Yeah, Oh, on my drive over, on my drive over to your place, 30 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:05,360 Paul, I saw a guy and he was driving in the car right next to 31 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:14,440 me in the lane, and he had his left leg dangling up and out of 32 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,800 his window. I'm not even kidding. 33 00:02:19,970 --> 00:02:22,290 Yes, his. I think his right leg was 34 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:26,570 handling the accelerator on the brake, but his left leg was up 35 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:30,690 and out of the window. That is LA right? 36 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:36,490 That is a power move. People are so pumped they are 37 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,450 going nuts. So I think another thing that we 38 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,970 learned over the course of this the Wimbledon fortnight is the 39 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:45,050 importance of stretching. So maybe this person was just 40 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:49,570 continuing that he was doing like some some crap in his car. 41 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,100 Was there anyone else in the car? 42 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:56,860 No, not that I could see, but. So considering the, you know, 43 00:02:57,060 --> 00:03:01,300 there might have been someone below a window below deck, as 44 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:06,900 they said, all right, well, we have a ton to talk about today. 45 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:11,500 Wimbledon just wrapped up earlier this morning or 46 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,180 afternoon, depending on what time zone you're in or what time 47 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:18,210 zone you think you're in. I am so jet lag. 48 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:23,850 My body is doing things to me that it should not be done to to 49 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:29,090 any good Christian. Well, do you feel better though, 50 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,290 now that I've given you a massage? 51 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,570 A prepod massage? I do. 52 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:36,850 I do. Actually, I yes. 53 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:40,290 So much. You've been away for so long. 54 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:44,890 You've been away for 18 days and you have to admit that during 55 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:48,910 your absence. My massage skills have improved. 56 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:52,750 I I look, I give credit where credit is due. 57 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:55,390 I am not just a hater. I'm a hater on. 58 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,870 A lot of things are not just a hater. 59 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,230 And yeah, no, I I mean, yes, I've been gone for 18 days in 60 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:05,310 order to see one day of tennis in London worth it, 1000% and I 61 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:07,830 can't talk already about it. But yes, you gave me the 62 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,270 greatest massage yesterday. Thank you. 63 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:14,470 You you are welcome. What's your secret? 64 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:25,260 Well, I'm there may be a shelf of Thera guns outside of Barry's 65 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:29,340 boot camp, and I may have swiped 1 and that you. 66 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:34,300 Had it. I may have used it on your 67 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:38,020 glutes in lieu of my hands, but you didn't know. 68 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:41,060 No, I I I didn't. I. 69 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:45,500 It felt like a fist. It smelled like a fist, but I 70 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,100 guess it was a Thera gun. Yeah. 71 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:50,460 And so thank you for your sponsorship. 72 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,060 Send us Marks thera gun. We'll use it in all the wrong 73 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,780 ways. And Barry's. 74 00:04:56,980 --> 00:05:00,180 I did not actually swipe A Thera gun from you. 75 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,660 They're going to. I've swiped other stuff. 76 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:08,860 Not a Thera gun swipe right? So yeah, it's I was at 77 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,300 Wimbledon. Have you been to Wimbledon? 78 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:15,250 No, I haven't. But have you been to the World 79 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,210 Team tennis matches at Randall's Island? 80 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:23,410 No, I haven't. OK, so you know, tit for tat. 81 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:25,530 I guess we're even. So I yeah, so I I've been to 82 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:28,410 Wimbledon now and Billy's been to Randall's Island. 83 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,530 It was, like I said, just an incredible experience. 84 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:37,620 Everything you have heard about Wimbledon is true, so let's dive 85 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:40,740 in and let's just start out with our shriek meter for what's been 86 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,380 going on. So we haven't had a an episode 87 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,420 since Wimbledon started, so we can't cover the entire 88 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:50,420 tournament, but we will do our darndest and just to sum it all 89 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:56,060 up with our shriek meter, right? What is our shriek meter? 90 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:16,570 Yes, Yeah. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, yes. 91 00:06:20,730 --> 00:06:24,290 And I'll have what she's having. Yes. 92 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:28,410 So that was the reenactment of the famous faked orgasm scene 93 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:32,050 from When Harry Met Sally, when Meg Ryan showed that she could 94 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:36,220 have an orgasm or not. And you wouldn't know, I did not 95 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,340 just fake that orgasm, though I want to be clear. 96 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:42,420 That is how I feel after the men's final. 97 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:48,780 I think the full body quiver, shiver up and down my Timbers. 98 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:50,900 I am just. I don't have the word. 99 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,500 Still. I'm still processing what we 100 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:57,060 just saw and the hope that the the, the nation and the world 101 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,620 has been given. We believe in God. 102 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,970 We have our leg. Dangling out of our windows as 103 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:10,930 we drive every window I've got. The the I believe in the future 104 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:15,570 of humanity. Honestly, I believe I can fly. 105 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:19,050 And and and yeah, that orgasm was so real. 106 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:23,210 It was a religion. It's like a prayer, honestly. 107 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,810 I feel like. I feel like I'm dancing in front 108 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:28,970 of a burning cross. I I mean, look, I fake my orgasm 109 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:32,960 with you most of the time, but that what you just saw over this 110 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,160 zoom, that's the real me. Not with the fair gun. 111 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,320 Last night you weren't faking that, you put, you put it the 112 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,400 setting on. Oh. 113 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:47,080 And you had to you had to tell me where your pariformis is, and 114 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:53,100 it apparently it's. It's deep inside your colon semi 115 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:57,600 colon. So OK, let's we got to jump into 116 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,670 the winner circle. So we have folks, a new supreme 117 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:06,470 today. Carlos Carlitos Alcaraz beat 118 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:11,630 Novak Djokovic in five sets in a very weird match at times, lots 119 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:17,070 of ups and downs, a lot of scary moments for people who believe 120 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,750 in goodness and and also lots of scary moments for people who 121 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,510 like Novak Djokovic because it was just up and down. 122 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:26,950 There was momentum shifts left and right. 123 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:29,870 But you know, maybe think like we have a new Supreme. 124 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:33,450 It was a barn burner. It was a it was. 125 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:36,130 I mean, it was so long I I watched it live. 126 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:41,289 I had to sleep in and watch it on DVR, but you know, well, no, 127 00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:44,930 with with my jet lag, I was up at 4:30 and the coverage started 128 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,010 around 5:00 and and I was watching. 129 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,050 I was like, oh great, it'll be done by 8:30. 130 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,170 I can go to Pilates. I can see the girls. 131 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,210 I can get a latte. No, bitch. 132 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:57,690 I was watching this until 11:00 AM and I was like, I have to 133 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:58,810 pee. I didn't pee the whole time 134 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,370 because I was like, I've gotta watch this. 135 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:03,290 Yeah, no. But like, there were people who 136 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:09,250 paid $31,000 for a seat to that match and it was like, I don't 137 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:12,690 know, but now I'm like, we should have we. 138 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,450 Might have been worth it. Yeah, yeah. 139 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:19,500 Again, As a veteran Wimbledon attendee, I'm practically a 140 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,220 member of the Oldland Tennis Club at this point. 141 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:26,020 But it be seeing everything live, it was it was different. 142 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:29,100 I I can't. I can only imagine people must 143 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,580 have been losing their minds over this match. 144 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:36,620 Well, I I I'm glad you weren't there because the cameras would 145 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,940 not have known. Do we? 146 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,780 You know. Look at Brad Pitt. 147 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:45,140 Do we look at Daniel Craig or do we look at Paul? 148 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:48,180 You know, like they wouldn't. There would have been too many 149 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:51,140 celebrities to spot. So one of us is known by just 150 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,900 one name, Paul. It's just like that season. 151 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,940 Remember that season of American Horror Story Coven? 152 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,860 Did you watch that? You know, American Horror Story 153 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:07,700 is generally something I watch with one eye closed, The brown 154 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:14,290 one. Well, so, so in Covent it was 155 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,690 all about witches and it was about this coven of witches. 156 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:24,050 And a new Supreme came, and the old Supreme aged and got weaker 157 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:28,090 and eventually basically dies when the new Supreme takes 158 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:30,250 place. And I saw that happening during 159 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,410 this match over the course of five sets. 160 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:36,290 Novak, he start. It was like Picture of Dorian 161 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:39,210 Gray and he suddenly he was just aging and it was like Benjamin 162 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,650 Button. He was just getting like his 163 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:43,770 backhand didn't work the last two sets and he was just like 164 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:46,570 falling and then he almost like hurt his wrist. 165 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:50,530 And Carlos was just growing in strength and just becoming this 166 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:56,410 amazing, beautiful, which. I mean, I I would agree that 167 00:10:56,690 --> 00:11:02,410 Carlos definitely burst to supreme manhood during this 168 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:06,650 match, but. One thing that is actually kind 169 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:10,970 of crazy about Novak is that we kind of haven't seen his age. 170 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,570 I I didn't really even see it during this match. 171 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,530 I mean, I thought he was going to take it in five. 172 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:21,770 And you know, Murray, Federer, Nadal, they've all at this age 173 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:26,210 started to have physical ailments that have really 174 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:30,490 stumped, you know, prevented them from winning more titles. 175 00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:35,700 And Novak, so far we haven't. Seen it, You know, get that tape 176 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,820 on his leg. He had that tape on his leg. 177 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:43,820 He had that nanotechnology on his chest is yeah. 178 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,260 And we found out. We finally found out that that 179 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:49,340 little it's actually just a. It's a corn remover. 180 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:51,620 It's a corn remover on his chest, which you know, it's 181 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,220 great. Good for him, cuz that was as 182 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,540 you get older, you get corns. Especially between your packs. 183 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,060 Oh my God, people think it's a third nipple. 184 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:04,230 I mean, look, I, I, I saw a rapid deterioration in his back 185 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:09,310 end from sets 3 to sets five. I actually was not that worried. 186 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,230 I was worried that maybe Carlos was going to get in his head and 187 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:16,310 get really nervous and get, you know, just kind of like, you 188 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:20,150 know, Sinner it up like the way Sinner did in the semis, which 189 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:22,230 is like, oh, you had your shots and you just couldn't, you 190 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,870 couldn't step up the moment Carlos just stepped, like, but 191 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,310 Novak opened the door. Novak was no longer getting the 192 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,590 drop shots. His backhand had no power on it. 193 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,830 And honestly, I do think that he really hurt his wrist when he 194 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:36,350 slammed his racket like a little plug baby against that post 195 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:38,670 because then he was shaking his wrist for the next two games. 196 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,310 But. We all we we make choices. 197 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:47,110 I I do think that you know Novak though taking the 4th, I felt 198 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:52,990 like it it it could have been a a sad. 199 00:12:53,750 --> 00:13:00,150 Narrative of Carlos kind of challenging Novak, but Novak 200 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:03,190 asserting his dominance. But it was not that narrative. 201 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:06,350 It could have been, yeah, nice showing, good job Carlito. 202 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,830 Let's get him next year. But no, he just got him this 203 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,830 year. And you know, I loved it cuz the 204 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:14,590 entire tournament. So watching live again in case I 205 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:17,750 didn't mention I I went to Wimbledon this year. 206 00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:21,310 Paul, we're going to have a whole segment about you going to 207 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:25,270 Wimbledon and like all your experiences and you know how you 208 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:28,550 got to like, meet Princess Kate and all that shit. 209 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,390 So we're going to get there. I know, I, but I just want to 210 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:37,630 say that seeing life like so. Novak has no crowd charisma. 211 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,670 This is why I don't think he can ever be the GOAT, because he 212 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:44,590 just and and we saw it yesterday or sorry two days ago in the 213 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:48,870 semis, we saw it today. He just antagonizes the crowd in 214 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:53,430 a way that I don't see. It's it's like everything that 215 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,790 we learn about what it means to be a hero and a leader and you 216 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,550 know a proud American does not come through. 217 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:04,570 And Novak Djokovic, because he's just he either pretends to cry 218 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:08,130 or he yells at the crowd, or he mocks the crowd like you don't 219 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,250 do that. Or he's like, cheer for me. 220 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,650 Come on, that point wasn't enough. 221 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,130 That point was only so, so, like you're not going to cheer for 222 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,650 that. Like, come on, you don't. 223 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:19,810 If when you're asking to be cheered for, you're, you're 224 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:22,490 already in a compromised position. 225 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:30,010 But society in general reveres accomplished athletes. 226 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,790 Yeah, we cut them a lot of slack. 227 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,070 They just have to kind of meet the bare minimum. 228 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:39,150 And no, back hasn't even met the bare minimum. 229 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:46,350 He he keeps just fucking it up and you know, he's an incredible 230 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:49,950 player. I'm going to give him that the 231 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:54,990 way he came out against Danwa Brinca when he knew that he had 232 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:58,420 to win. In less than two hours, if he 233 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:02,420 was going to not have to play back-to-back days and he just 234 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:08,420 dommed, wabrico was wasn't impressive. 235 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:12,340 It was a bit of a bop for me. But like, absolutely. 236 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:18,740 I mean, one thing that's crazy is like, we've got Serena, we've 237 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:21,940 got Federer, we've got an adult. It's great, but. 238 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:26,430 The two technically most winningness winningest, 239 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:32,550 winningest players in tennis. Winliness players in tennis, 240 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:39,030 Novak and Margaret Court are really fucking problematic. 241 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,110 It's an interesting it makes me wonder like what sport do we 242 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,190 like here? We're like, the two goats are 243 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,550 Dicks. It's unfortunate, it's weird. 244 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:51,720 But I and I was worried that we were going to come on air today 245 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,880 and it was going to be this kind of, like, sad, somber sort of 246 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:59,120 repeat of the French Open. Because we have to say, like, 247 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,760 yeah, Novak's a great player. Like, yeah, he's a great player. 248 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,040 He is a great player. Fine. 249 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,840 And you know what? I hate to say this, His ass 250 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,720 looked great. All of Wimbledon, those shorts 251 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,440 they were, they were hugging in just the right place. 252 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,160 And So what? Good for you. 253 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,040 Good for you, Novak. But you know what? 254 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,560 We don't have to say any of that. 255 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,720 We don't say anything nice about him at all because he didn't 256 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,970 win. Are you saying you'd sleep with 257 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,610 Novak? Absolutely not. 258 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,090 But I will look at that butt. No, absolutely not. 259 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:31,690 You if you were like Paul, please, just like No, he 260 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,290 wouldn't say like that. Tell. 261 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,050 Tom, you don't want to sleep with me. 262 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:38,910 What? No, no, we're going to shut 263 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,350 this. We're not going to debate this. 264 00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,710 And also I'm married so do not question. 265 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,190 No, I just thought Tommy might give you, you know, what is it 266 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,310 called? And you have that one like 267 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,870 celebrity celebrity that you can sleep with your what you know, 268 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:56,150 indecent proposal. Look Novak is no rubber Redford. 269 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:59,150 I am Demi Moore. But back to the match, back to 270 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:02,170 the final today. So thinking about some, there 271 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:05,530 were some pivotal points and there was that pivotal game. 272 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,690 I mean, we have to talk. I mean, so everyone's going to 273 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:10,050 talk about that game. But there was that game in. 274 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,849 It was the fifth game of the third set. 275 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,690 I think it was the longest game ever. 276 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,810 It was actually longer than some WTA sets, which honestly I don't 277 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,930 hate. It was also longer than some ATP 278 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:31,250 sets. I think it was 2827 points where 279 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,560 I I I really didn't think that Carlos was going to break him, 280 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,400 but he did. And it was just there were a lot 281 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,600 of epic points. There was, but it was just one 282 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,880 of those things where it was like, I was like, Oh my God, 283 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,760 this is like Isner Mahout, which when I was there at Wimbledon 284 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,640 actually took a photo of myself at that court next to the plaque 285 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,800 where I was Mahout and a giant tree was Isner. 286 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,440 The tree was running across. But I was like, wow, this game, 287 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,040 this game might not end because they were not. 288 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,530 No. For one point I was like, Oh no, 289 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,090 that's just like conceding. He's done. 290 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:07,530 But then, no, he wasn't. And it just went on and on and 291 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:09,010 on. And that was Carlos. 292 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,770 Won that and it just was like, well. 293 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,090 Seminal. It was a seminal moment, really 294 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:20,450 seminal. I didn't see that on the TV, but 295 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,410 when I was live I saw that, yeah. 296 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:30,010 Well, OK. So what about the women's final? 297 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,220 Oh, right, there was a woman's final. 298 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:37,060 Yes. So look, it was rough. 299 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:41,540 It was really, and and it was very much in line with kind of 300 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:45,100 the tournament overall. It was, like, just kind of 301 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,580 disappointing. No, no, no, no. 302 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:52,300 For me it was look, I don't look, do not, do not tell me how 303 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:56,300 I feel. OK, the final was a dud. 304 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,480 It was a dud. It was not a dud. 305 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,920 No, it was not a dud. Marketa played great, but I just 306 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:09,400 felt so bad for ONS I I'm a big ONS Jiberniak and she it was 307 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,840 hers and I think that that pressure got to her but she just 308 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,920 she she, I mean was she tired from the four previous rounds? 309 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,640 Was she just too nervous? I wouldn't say Marketa played 310 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,800 it. Great. 311 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,480 I would say she was really solid. 312 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,320 Really solid? Well, that's all you need to be 313 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,960 to win on the WTA. Sorry to say it. 314 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,880 The most solid player wins on the W. 315 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,600 TA Disagree. Disagree. 316 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,000 I did feel though, that the person who wins the most sets 317 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,000 wins on the WTA. Is that fair? 318 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,640 The person that gets the most, the most matches into the court 319 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,400 wins. It's percentage tennis that you 320 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:57,560 always talk about. ONS beat Sabalanka, Rebakana, 321 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,400 Covidova, Andre Escu. I mean, she really earned her 322 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,880 spot in that final. And I did feel a little bit like 323 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:12,720 when Marketa made it a match. ONS was kind of having a a pity 324 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,320 party. She was like, wait, this is my 325 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,040 time, this is my moment. Why is? 326 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:24,600 I don't know. I'm not saying that ONS wasn't 327 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,600 giving it her all and she wasn't fully invested. 328 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:33,600 I'm just saying like, she felt a touch bratty and I'm an ONS fan. 329 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,040 But it it felt her. Her attitude felt a touch 330 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,920 bratty. It felt a little bit like, is 331 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,040 the narrative about Ons's failure. 332 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,640 No, the narrative is actually what Marketa's writing, which is 333 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,960 that, hey, here I am. I've been to the friendship and 334 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,210 final. I am a silver medalist at the 335 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:58,170 Olympics and hello, I'm. I'm going to make some cash and 336 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,810 change my life. And it's a real it's it's like a 337 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,130 cute story. It's a cute story. 338 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:08,770 But I'm not saying it's yeah. She, you know, is going to get a 339 00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,410 new tattoo today with her, with her coach, which is great 340 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:14,610 actually. I realized like that was the 341 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:16,930 secret to her success was her tattoos. 342 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:20,740 So. Do you remember that show Prison 343 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:25,100 Break? Oh yeah, with the the who's in 344 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,540 the actor who became gay or was gay all along. 345 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,820 Well, look, things happen to you in prison. 346 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:35,980 So everyone leaves prison. Yeah, no, Wentworth Miller was 347 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:40,580 incarcerated on this show, and he was tattooed famously below 348 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,660 the neck so that you could still see his gorgeous face. 349 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,420 But the tattoos held the secret way out. 350 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:51,890 I think Marketa's tattoos were her game plan because there's no 351 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,330 other way to explain some of those tattoos. 352 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:56,370 It was like one, one of them is a lob, like it's clearly a line 353 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:59,250 that goes up over her shoulder. There's another one that is 354 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,330 about rushing the net. I mean it was, it was clear. 355 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:05,170 So, like, I think that she's just putting her game plan on 356 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:09,010 her body point, Marketa. Absolutely. 357 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:13,010 But look, I like, I don't think. I don't think ONS is being a 358 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,570 brat. I think ONS was a little off. 359 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,400 And I think that she succumbed to the pressure of the moment, 360 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,920 just the way that she wept. I mean, she had her Nevada 361 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,160 moment during the the ceremony. So for anyone who doesn't know, 362 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,760 in the 90s, Yana, Nevada famously was runner up at 363 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:36,640 Wimbledon and was so heartbroken and crestfallen that she wept on 364 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,360 the shoulder of some Duchess. Do you remember who it was? 365 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:45,790 Duchess of Kent, I forget but 19. 80 three She was up, I think 366 00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:50,390 4 won against Steffie Graf and yeah, she sobbed. 367 00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:52,870 But then in 97, she won. Yeah. 368 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:57,230 Yeah, and I do think that ONS is ONS was already sort of coming 369 00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:58,990 around even during like the interview. 370 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:02,110 She's like, no, I'm, I'm going to be back and and I think she 371 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:04,870 is going to be back, but it's just like here's the thing. 372 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,360 So she and Casper Rude now have both been in three of like the 373 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,960 last five finals as runnerups. She is not the Casper Rude of 374 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,440 the WTAI. Do not believe that at all. 375 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,760 If anything there, she's more than Andy Murray of the WTA or 376 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,840 the the Kim Kleister's. She's the she is the female 377 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,520 version of Kim Kleister. Yes. 378 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,200 Yeah, No, she she has it. She has it. 379 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,160 And I think she's going to put it together. 380 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:38,180 But it's just like. This was, you know, it's so hard 381 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,620 to have those four really tough matches. 382 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,340 And what she did in the semis was incredible. 383 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,020 Her comeback against Sabalenka, like, I thought she didn't have 384 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,700 a chance after she was down in the second set after losing the 385 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:53,260 first, it was like, OK, next bring on, bring on Sabalenka's 386 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:58,020 next fucking victim. And no ONS really like that 387 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,180 turnaround. That turnaround was pretty 388 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,900 impressive, no? It was an impressive run for ONS 389 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:10,680 and I don't, I don't know how many more chances, frankly she's 390 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,800 going to have. She's 28 or 29 at this point, 391 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,000 but. I bring her out back and shoot 392 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,240 her in the leg. Is that what you're saying? 393 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:27,480 I will say that, yeah. The last, the, the final and the 394 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,840 semis of of the women's tournament were a little bit of 395 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:37,990 they didn't excite me. Did you have an orgasm watching 396 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:39,670 them? No, but no. 397 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,310 But there were moments in the middle of the women's tournament 398 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:48,070 where I was absolutely transfixed. 399 00:24:48,390 --> 00:24:49,830 Titillated. Yeah. 400 00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,710 Like, like, I think it was Thursday of the first week. 401 00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:57,350 We had bench playing Collins, we had. 402 00:24:57,470 --> 00:25:02,250 Vekich playing Stevens, we had Leila Fernandez against Garcia 403 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:06,050 all at the same time, all three set matches. 404 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:11,130 There were some great, great matches in the women's 405 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:14,210 tournament. I'm just saying the ending was a 406 00:25:14,210 --> 00:25:18,450 little bit of a kind of huh. It was a it was a dud Yeah no I 407 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,970 mean it was it was one of those things where absolutely so so I 408 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,610 don't know if I told you this but I was there and so I was 409 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:27,970 there during that time I I was there for the Friday, the 1st 410 00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:29,930 Friday where because of all the rain. 411 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:33,870 Everything had been so backlogged and and you know sort 412 00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:36,990 of like a the toilet after the black party it was just 413 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:40,270 everything was stopped up. But yeah there were there was a 414 00:25:40,270 --> 00:25:42,390 lot of great action in that middle park. 415 00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:46,270 But the the whole tournament like the fourth round, the the 416 00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:51,030 quarters, the semis with a few exceptions Dodsville and and I 417 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:54,630 was not. I was, I was it was, it was hard 418 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:58,230 it was hard to watch some of it and you know so now we've got 419 00:25:58,230 --> 00:26:01,350 another. First time Grand Slam champion 420 00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:04,390 in Vandrusova Vandrusova. How would you say it? 421 00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:10,150 I think it's Vondrusova. I heard about four different 422 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:13,270 pronunciations over the course of the of the commentary in the 423 00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:15,190 final, but I believe it's Vondrusova. 424 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:19,990 And you know, one one thing that I love about the Czech players 425 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:26,990 is that they support each other so much to where they're like, 426 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:32,220 I'm not going to hog too many victories. 427 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:35,620 I'm going to let my compatriots win some. 428 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:39,180 So we, you know, look of a, you're going to have a run at 429 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,780 the French Petra. You're going to take Miami 430 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,060 Barbora, you're going to win the French back in 2021 and then 431 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:49,500 take a moment. Let's take a Yeah, you're going 432 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:53,940 to, you know, everyone has their time. 433 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:57,470 And I. Who do you think's going to have 434 00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:59,510 a run at the US Open? I think it's. 435 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:03,310 Going to be Buscova, Buscova, Okay. 436 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:05,430 Yeah, that's my money. Who do you think? 437 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:07,310 Who are you going to say? I think it's going to be one of 438 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:11,110 the Fervertiva sisters, Linda or Brenda. 439 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:23,670 The furiosas, Yeah. So you were gone for 18 goddamn 440 00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:27,100 days, Okay. Yeah, and how many times do you 441 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,620 go to Wimbledon? Well I have memories for a 442 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,780 lifetime, so I don't know how to count that high. 443 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:36,740 But no it was it was one day. Look, I I I traveled steerage. 444 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,460 So nine days. How did you get there nine days 445 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,820 back? I walked, I forest gumped it for 446 00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:44,940 a little bit and then I was on a little tugboat for a little 447 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:50,980 while and then I hitchhiked. And then a a nice I heard you 448 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:54,420 were in the Chunnel for a prolonged period. 449 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,840 Well, I was looking for that submarine, yeah. 450 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,160 I thought it was in the channel, so so you. 451 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,600 So you eventually, after about what, 7-8 days made it to 452 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,120 Wimbledon? It was. 453 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,240 It was, yeah. I showed up. 454 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,040 I was unwashed. I was disheveled and like God 455 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,120 dream. G'day I'm here, Pip, Pip. 456 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,800 So you you fully became Margaret Court when you arrived? 457 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,440 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 458 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,160 Well, that was the only way I can get in. 459 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,680 It was, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm on center court, 460 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,120 OK? So I'm going to be honest, OK. 461 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,920 I'm a little jealous. Yeah. 462 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,080 Never been to Wimbledon. And it it does carry a certain 463 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,920 mystique. I want to hear about your 464 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,520 experience on the grounds. Can you tell me about it? 465 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:48,550 Yeah. Oh my, wait, can you tell me 466 00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:49,950 about it? Did you know that I was there? 467 00:28:52,350 --> 00:28:55,430 Would you be willing to speak a little bit about that 468 00:28:55,430 --> 00:28:56,670 experience? I don't like to. 469 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,950 I don't like to show off. It's a little tacky. 470 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:01,270 So I learned this when I was at Wimbledon that you don't really 471 00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:03,510 want to be too ostentatious and showy. 472 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:07,870 It's about, it's about what you don't say as much as what you do 473 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,470 say, but I'll tell you all about it. 474 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:13,150 So it was, I mean, look, it was incredible. 475 00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:18,950 So there was insane. Rain delays for the first part 476 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:21,110 three or four days of tournament, so I was there on 477 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:24,150 the Friday and the Friday, July 7th. 478 00:29:24,310 --> 00:29:27,270 Right Friday, July 7th and you had center court seats. 479 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:29,470 Center court seats and I still don't understand. 480 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:33,030 I still don't understand how exactly like tickets are doled 481 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,350 out. I mean, there's this whole like 482 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:37,510 lottery thing and a queue and a this and a that. 483 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,310 And my friend Matthew Paluch got two tickets and he's just like 484 00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:43,590 come and I was like okay and so I. 485 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,920 But you know, I blame it on. Blame it on Matthew, I mean. 486 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,040 I blame him for everything, to be honest. 487 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,360 Well, what was he like as a Wimbledon companion, I mean. 488 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,280 He was great. So he's a he's a an avid but 489 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,560 newer tennis fan. So he's he he got into it during 490 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,360 the pandemic. He has been taking lessons and 491 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,040 he just he's really into it. And so I was like, sure, I'll 492 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,720 come over, why not cuz yeah, like you said, Wimbledon, it's 493 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,760 just this, it is the hallowed grounds and and it was fun to 494 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,760 see it through the eyes of sort of a newcomer. 495 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,080 We went up with a friend of his and his friend was like, oh oh, 496 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,140 I love the Wimbledon. And and it's not because that 497 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:31,460 was being charming, but because it's the French Open and the US 498 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:32,660 Open. It's the Wimbledon. 499 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:38,020 But, you know, I love it. At times he was like, oh, it's 500 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:40,900 30 zero. Or, you know, he's like, let's 501 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:44,060 go, Sam de Dinka. And I was like, oh, Stanva 502 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:48,780 Vrinka, Sam de Dinka. And then we were like, oh, we 503 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:52,730 can just, so we were like, oh. We're going to see Carl Alcatraz 504 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:56,650 play against, you know, it was just like it was, it was fun. 505 00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,690 But, you know, we knew what We knew what we meant. 506 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,010 Yeah. Listeners, if you're new to 507 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:06,570 tennis, welcome. Be wrong as much as you know. 508 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:11,450 Be like that was a great If you're talking about a rally, 509 00:31:11,610 --> 00:31:13,450 refer to it as a volley. If you're talking about a 510 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:16,050 volley, refer to it as a rally. I don't give a fuck. 511 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:18,410 Welcome, welcome. Absolutely. 512 00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,580 Bring it on. No, I mean your your words to 513 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:25,940 live by are be as wrong as possible as often as possible. 514 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:30,060 Which is a weird tattoo. But I I saw you at the Eagle 515 00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:33,380 last night. It was wrong as possible. 516 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,140 Night. Yeah. 517 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,900 So. So you were you were in center 518 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:42,100 court. My my question for you is like, 519 00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:48,310 there were times where I was watching and, you know, the 520 00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:51,550 commentators were blabbing and the crowd was, you know, 521 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,870 clapping. I was like, OK, you know, 522 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:57,070 Wimbledon's moving right along and then all of a sudden it was 523 00:31:57,070 --> 00:32:01,830 dead quiet. The crowd just goes absolutely 524 00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:04,790 silent as the players bouncing the ball did. 525 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:06,430 Was that pin drop? Was that true? 526 00:32:07,030 --> 00:32:11,030 Oh, it was. So you can't probably tell from 527 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,670 an accent work, but I'm, I'm, I'm American. 528 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:17,590 And it was really hard to be there. 529 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:22,830 And not cheer the way I want to cheer, which is a lot of 530 00:32:23,030 --> 00:32:27,510 excitement, a lot of clapping. Especially because I saw Joe 531 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,470 back play Bavrinka. And Bavrinka is famously one of 532 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:35,350 my favorites of all time. And I was cheering very loudly 533 00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:37,590 for Stan as much as possible. But it was one of those things 534 00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:41,310 where it was so quiet and so respectful. 535 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,910 The only time people would cheer, sort of out of order, was 536 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:45,470 if the ball kid caught something. 537 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,750 Oh my God, those ball kids. I know. 538 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,990 Well, we'll talk about that in a second. 539 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:55,270 But yeah, but yeah, it was, it was so polite and yeah, you 540 00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:57,790 couldn't hear a word. And the court, you know, the 541 00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:58,910 court itself was really interesting. 542 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:02,950 I think it's it's my favorite sort of stadium court that I've 543 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:05,950 been to because I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. 544 00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:09,630 Well, I haven't been there. Well, I have not been to 545 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:13,030 Randall's Island World Two tennis, so maybe that's as nice, 546 00:33:13,110 --> 00:33:16,950 but but the size of it. So I really enjoyed the size of 547 00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:19,910 this court because I feel like, especially like Arthur Ashe 548 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,910 Stadium. Too big, too big and normal. 549 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,750 I've almost never said that in my life. 550 00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:27,590 It's Ash is terrible. The acoustics are awful. 551 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:31,550 Ash Barty. The acoustics of Ash Barty's 552 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:34,110 Baby too. Big congratulations Ash party, 553 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:35,870 by the way, for for baby number one. 554 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,770 But. Ash Stadium. 555 00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:39,090 I hate it. The acoustics are bad. 556 00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:41,930 The air flow is bad and it's just like you're kind of up 557 00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:45,690 above and like looking down. It's just there there's, you 558 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,010 know they they're saying of like there's not a bad seat in the 559 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:49,490 house. Like I think Arthur Ashes only 560 00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:51,530 bad seats. The court here. 561 00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:57,130 So we were on row W, which I can't count and say the alphabet 562 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,610 at the same time because I'm so jet lagged. 563 00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:00,410 But 22. Row 20. 564 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:03,390 Yeah, 22. And we were far enough away 565 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,590 where we could sometimes that you don't want to be too close 566 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:10,270 at a tournament because then your head is just going back and 567 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:12,550 forth and back and forth. And it's just like, it's kind of 568 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,429 cool. Like if they sweat on you or you 569 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:18,630 know, or if you just like reach out and kind of like tickle them 570 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:21,710 but. Otherwise it's not great to be 571 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,750 down there. And so we were whether we were 572 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,230 under this underhang though. And so the thing about Center 573 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:30,230 Court that you don't really see is that there is this massive 574 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:33,350 overhang. Above the court that is like 575 00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:37,989 covering probably 2/3 of the seats is just as massive 576 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:39,469 overhang. It was like that time you got 577 00:34:39,469 --> 00:34:41,870 bangs. Do you remember that? 578 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,870 Should I take my hat off and show you my current bang 579 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,190 situation? Oh my God, you do like currently 580 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:49,710 have bangs. You currently have been. 581 00:34:49,949 --> 00:34:53,030 So you look just like the center court at Wimbledon right now. 582 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:54,989 OK. And now you and you just close 583 00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:56,510 the roof by putting the hat back on. 584 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:57,830 That's exactly. Yeah. 585 00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:00,190 Yeah. So, but it was weird because it 586 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:02,390 was so it's very dark under this overhang. 587 00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,430 There's no lighting or anything. And then you're looking at this 588 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:08,750 bright sort of center of the court called center court. 589 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:11,230 But it was like my eyes kept needing to adjust. 590 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,350 Like I'd be looking at the match, then I'd look down and I 591 00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:16,030 like couldn't see, you know, what I was eating or, you know, 592 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,230 what I was doing down there. And it was like, it was kind of 593 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:21,830 like being at the Eagle last night, you know, when you're 594 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,270 like at a club or a bar and it's so dark. 595 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:27,790 Can't see what's around you. Like your eyes have to adjust 596 00:35:27,790 --> 00:35:31,190 and it's like can like like like, you know, I'd love to 597 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:32,630 watch, but like, I couldn't see anything. 598 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,430 Oh, that's when I show up. That's right when I arrive. 599 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:38,910 That's I'm very successful in those types of environments 600 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:42,510 where where you can't quite tell what's going on, you can't quite 601 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:47,470 see who or what you're. Doing when you unhinge your jaw 602 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:51,750 and you're just you're there. Yeah, it's Billy. 603 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,450 And but so that was that was that was interesting and it was 604 00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:59,090 also it was funny because like you said so it's pin drop quiet 605 00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:01,370 but the only thing you would hear every now and then is like 606 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:03,530 a shot a champagne bottle popping. 607 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:06,810 And this guy next to me, he kept buying bought. 608 00:36:06,810 --> 00:36:08,770 He bought 2 bottles so it's like he bought a million but he 609 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:11,090 bought 2 bottles. The first one he popped and it 610 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:14,250 boom straight up hit the ceiling and came back down. 611 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,520 It made such a noise. So, like, as Americans, so we 612 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,560 were kind of, we were outnumbered there. 613 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,520 I'm surprised that we got out there alive. 614 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,840 But you know, my friend Matthew and I were both Americans. 615 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,080 I was like, oh, it's a gunfire like run, because we're, you 616 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,320 know, you hear that in the States there, they're like it's 617 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:35,160 it's own. I thought you saw Casper Rude 618 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,960 losing to Liam Brody. Honestly, I couldn't tell you 619 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,920 which one's which well. I was. 620 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,040 Floored by the I So I didn't see this live when I was there. 621 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:52,200 But when I was over in the UK, as they say, I we we saw the 622 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:58,040 Casper Rude Liam Brody match and it was it was so confusing and 623 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,560 I'd never noticed they look exactly alike like they were. 624 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,400 It was. I have to say it was kind of 625 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,710 like the most meaningful. Representation of homosexual 626 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:13,030 relationships that I've ever seen on screen, you know, 627 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:15,510 because, like, because we like to date ourselves. 628 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:17,750 And so it's like, speak for yourself. 629 00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:20,430 I I don't want to date myself. I like. 630 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:25,230 I you you date up, it's true. I mean, there's no there's no 631 00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:27,430 real option for me. I don't. 632 00:37:27,430 --> 00:37:30,190 I can't really date down so. Bottom Yeah, you know, it's 633 00:37:30,190 --> 00:37:31,150 tough. It's tough. 634 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:34,670 The only way is up. But, but but they were. 635 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:37,070 They were twins. And I'm not talking about Arnold 636 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,510 Schwarzenegger, Danny de Vito twins. 637 00:37:38,510 --> 00:37:41,830 They were twins. It was, it was so hard to watch 638 00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:43,470 because we were like, wait, which one? 639 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,190 Wait, who just won the point we had to keep? 640 00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:48,150 And when they shook hands, it was like Parent Trap. 641 00:37:48,270 --> 00:37:51,870 It was when Lindsay Lohan saw British Lindsay Lohan and 642 00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:56,390 they're like sisters. It comes in the family. 643 00:37:56,670 --> 00:38:00,570 I mean it runs in the family. Well, I'm, I'm just so glad you 644 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:03,010 had a good time. Did you have any strawberries 645 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:05,810 and cream? Did you get in the queue? 646 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:11,090 What happened? It was so yes so the the I want 647 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:16,130 to take a moment to talk about the L, GB, TQ and the queue is 648 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:20,410 in in London and another parts of the world that means the line 649 00:38:20,410 --> 00:38:22,610 and there was a line for everything. 650 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,290 It was actually. It was from my least favorite 651 00:38:25,290 --> 00:38:27,970 part and so very civil. Very civil. 652 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,760 Very civil. But it was sort of like we 653 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,880 wanted to get strawberries and cream and it's like, oh, here's 654 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,800 the cue for 30 to 45 minutes. And I was like, what? 655 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,200 Are you serious? 30 to 45 minutes for 656 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,400 strawberries and cream. Yeah. 657 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,400 And so so are we waiting for Splash Mountain. 658 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,440 I I was waiting for fresh cream, I guess, and maybe Liam was 659 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,240 tired, I don't know. But I so my friend Matthew and I 660 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,400 as as. As the other type of Q in L, GB, 661 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,120 TQ as in queer, we were like, no, we are not waiting in line. 662 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,760 We had, we had moments of like move, I'm gay. 663 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,080 And so we just went to the shortest lines that we could 664 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,440 find. You know we were like in the 665 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,960 haggis line. We were in like the condom line. 666 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,480 Like it's just like stuff that nobody wants. 667 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:16,360 Wait, what's haggis again? Haggis haggis is like a a sheep 668 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,760 stomach or sheep's lining or OK, so same thing as a condom 669 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,500 basically. What is it? 670 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,940 The condom. So, so another fun fact in the 671 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:28,860 UK they use the full sheep so you've got the you've got the 672 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:32,700 stomach to eat and then you've got the sheepskin for condom and 673 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:36,220 so so it's great. So we made some balloons and we 674 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:41,100 we we ate, so we ate like the off brand stuff and I did get a 675 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:44,460 a bit of strawbers and cream it was pretty damn good. 676 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,780 I do want to talk just a little bit about I think I am the 677 00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:51,140 definition of a spoiled sport. So I saw. 678 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:56,550 The greatest lineup of tennis players when I got to go because 679 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:59,110 of like all of the crazy scheduling and because you know, 680 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:02,870 night, the night match rarely finishes because also on center 681 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,270 court they start tennis at 1:30 PM. 682 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:07,310 Insane. If you're trying to get all the 683 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:09,710 matches in start at, start at 12 because. 684 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:14,950 There's a curfew let's. Let's just start at 111130, get 685 00:40:14,950 --> 00:40:16,750 four matches in. Let's. 686 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:20,190 Do it, or at the very least get three in, like if you can't get 687 00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:23,010 3IN. Which is again one of your 688 00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:24,530 mottos. If you can't get 3IN, you're 689 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:29,170 doing something wrong. And so, so, but because of that, 690 00:40:29,690 --> 00:40:31,810 we saw the first match of the day was Carlos. 691 00:40:31,810 --> 00:40:35,810 The second match of the day was the finishing up of Serendi and 692 00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:41,290 City Pass. Then it was the Serendi. 693 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:45,130 Serendi And then it was Egos Viantek. 694 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,970 And then it was Novak and Valvrinka. 695 00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:52,130 And this was the first time ever that Center court hosted the 696 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:55,970 number one and #2 men's players on the same day because they 697 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,650 just had to. They had to squeeze them all in. 698 00:40:57,970 --> 00:41:01,410 And so I was like, oh, damn, like I'm seeing the number one 699 00:41:01,410 --> 00:41:05,130 women's, the number one men's, the sort of expected number one 700 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,450 men's, the former number one men's, the three time Valvrinka 701 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:11,650 champion. It was it was the best lineup. 702 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:16,700 I I I was like I can't believe. That this is what we get to see. 703 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,540 Because it's a because there were days where the lineup 704 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,820 sucked because, you know, they would put like Katie Bolter on 705 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:23,940 center because, you know, she was the Brit. 706 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:29,060 And it was like, OK, great, but like we saw the best players in 707 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:31,620 the world. And that was, I mean, I I have a 708 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:35,340 question for you, Paul. What did you do in a past life 709 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:38,580 that was so honorable? What did you sacrifice to 710 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,180 deserve that lineup in this? Time. 711 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,770 And sacrificed a virgin. I don't know. 712 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:48,010 I'm just I, I, I look, this is, this is one of the things where 713 00:41:48,010 --> 00:41:50,730 I'm like, wow, I'm going to remember this forever. 714 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:55,490 And it was really nice of them to have Iga Fiante play third 715 00:41:55,490 --> 00:41:57,730 out of fourth because that was the exact time we had to go take 716 00:41:57,730 --> 00:42:00,130 a break and eat. So it's like it was. 717 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,330 Just like a wonderful break, a way to break up the action. 718 00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:06,250 Although I did see your place and she she played well. 719 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:09,970 But you know Iga, Iga tumbled out in the quarters. 720 00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:13,410 But. It was great watching Andy 721 00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:16,810 Murray. I mean so the crowds very polite 722 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:22,010 but when it comes to their sort of hometown or sort of cross 723 00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:25,490 county sons and daughters, they get very into it. 724 00:42:25,490 --> 00:42:28,930 And so seeing Andy Murray in 60 plus play was was great. 725 00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:32,810 And so we were we were yelling out a lot like, come on, 726 00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:37,290 Serende. Come on, Serende in our, you 727 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:42,070 know, our best Scottish brogue. And the the Brits around us, 728 00:42:42,070 --> 00:42:43,670 were they? Were they? 729 00:42:43,670 --> 00:42:46,390 Actually, I think they found it very charming, maybe the first 730 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:50,190 two times. But then I didn't realize that 731 00:42:50,190 --> 00:42:54,430 there was a comma in there. So I thought we were just 732 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:58,950 saying, come on, Sir Andy, Grammar has always been one of 733 00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:02,930 your. When I sacrificed my grammar to 734 00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:06,770 get there, but it was it was great to see him and it was, but 735 00:43:06,770 --> 00:43:08,930 it was heartbreaking so that we saw the second-half of his 736 00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:11,850 match. So he came in up two sets to one 737 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:15,290 and he almost took the first sets when he came back out, but 738 00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:16,970 he lost that and he lost the 5th set. 739 00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:20,770 There was a real sadness to his press conference. 740 00:43:21,490 --> 00:43:25,490 I wouldn't be surprised if this is his last Wimbledon, not 741 00:43:25,490 --> 00:43:27,690 because his injuries are going to be so bad, but I think. 742 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,700 I think he's going to start accepting that he probably won't 743 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,260 have many runs left in him other than winning like some 744 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:37,380 challenger events. No, If he's going to have runs, 745 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,580 he better wear some green panties, I'm going to say. 746 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:44,300 And are they, are they going to be branded AMC? 747 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:48,340 Of course, of course. And I was like, wait, what does 748 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:50,340 the AMC stand for? Is that the movie chain? 749 00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:52,290 I was like, where's Nicole Kidman? 750 00:43:52,290 --> 00:43:55,090 Like, like if this is an AM C spot, like she needs to come in 751 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,130 and be like, heartbreak. Feels good in a place like this. 752 00:43:57,170 --> 00:44:00,370 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, center court, Wimbledon 753 00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:02,130 heartbreak. Feels good. 754 00:44:02,490 --> 00:44:06,650 But I I got to say, I'm an Andy Murray fan, just like you. 755 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:11,410 But I'm not going to be too sad when he retires because A, he's 756 00:44:11,410 --> 00:44:18,050 had a great career and B, he's been prepping us for a long time 757 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:21,980 for this moment when he retires because we've seen such a public 758 00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:26,980 and steady decline. And I I never want to force 759 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:30,740 someone into retirement like Andy Play as long as you want. 760 00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:34,420 But it's for me. When he retires, it's going to 761 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:38,740 be like, okay, It's not going to be like, Oh my God, shocker, 762 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,820 like devastated. I'm just going to be like, you 763 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:44,980 had a great career, kind of like Venus, you know? 764 00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:48,470 Yeah, yeah. Did you see her first round 765 00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:51,350 against Vidalina? I saw, I saw a little bit of it, 766 00:44:52,070 --> 00:44:57,070 but it was one of those things where you know she she got 767 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:59,470 injured and like screamed like bloody. 768 00:44:59,470 --> 00:45:02,510 And also that was another thing, seeing it live, the number of 769 00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:08,030 times people fell and screamed like they had just snapped 770 00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:12,830 something like permanent or saw you at the Eagle last night, 771 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:15,070 Yeah, yeah. It was. 772 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:19,600 It was Second ring. Yeah, I mean, I hear you. 773 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,320 I did because I agree. I don't think that Andy is going 774 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,080 to achieve much more. I think he'll, he'll get to the 775 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,560 third or fourth round a couple more times and he'll he'll have 776 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,760 some some flashes, but I don't think he's adding to his resume 777 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,920 at this point. And so it's kind of like what's 778 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,960 the point? Yeah. 779 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,280 So that was kind of like the overall Rep So one last little 780 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,700 thing like. So as our namesake, so we are 781 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:48,380 the ball boys, the ball kids, which I don't know if we call 782 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:50,980 them kids because you know, they're, they're the ball teens, 783 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:55,460 the ball tweens, whatever. They are the ball tweens. 784 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,780 Did you just say? Well, they're not kids. 785 00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,580 They're not like 8 years old. So the the ball kids that we'll 786 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:02,500 just call them kids for now. Disgusting. 787 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:04,820 The ball boys and girls. What? 788 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:06,540 I don't know. I don't know how to say it in 789 00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:09,740 any other way, but they need to chill out at Wimbledon. 790 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:12,680 They. We're so uptight. 791 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,880 They stressed like OK, it's it's tense out there on center court 792 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,440 as it is. Their movements are like so 793 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,720 trained and it's in some ways impressive, but it's also 794 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,320 overkill. It's like guys it's not about 795 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,560 you like you the way. So they would like send the 796 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,240 balls down without caring if someone else, if the if the ball 797 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,080 person that they were throwing it to was busy or not. 798 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,770 He was like. Like really fast throwing it 799 00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:45,090 down and their movements. One time they almost ran into a 800 00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:47,490 player because they were in their way of getting to their 801 00:46:47,490 --> 00:46:53,570 spot and it was like guys guys it's okay like just take a 802 00:46:53,570 --> 00:46:57,530 breath and but no they can't because their job is too 803 00:46:57,530 --> 00:47:02,850 important and love how the pervy camera people would like zoom in 804 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:06,170 why on the ball kids like zoom in on their. 805 00:47:06,650 --> 00:47:09,560 On their netrified eye nostrils yes. 806 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,320 And like they're they're like between acne and their oh oh 807 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,880 God. And you know they're they're 808 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,320 they're they're desperate hope for just not to fail and. 809 00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:24,620 But they fell as much as the players, so they failed all the 810 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,620 time. Like they were literally falling 811 00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:28,020 all over. It's because they're running so 812 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:29,860 fast to their spot. Run, run, run, run. 813 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,420 And they fell on the On the day that I was there. 814 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,060 I don't think I mentioned that I went there yet, but did you go 815 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:38,140 you you went there? I was there, that's why I've 816 00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:42,020 been gone. And they fell at least five 817 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:44,860 times where it was like, OK guys, like I thought it was like 818 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,300 a once in a like blue moon blooper. 819 00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:52,810 No running on, sprinting all out on grass for 10 meters and then 820 00:47:52,810 --> 00:47:54,370 stopping. You're going to fall. 821 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,810 And it happened all the time. Like guys, I mean. 822 00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:59,930 Chill out. You saw Gen. 823 00:47:59,930 --> 00:48:03,730 Alpha live. You got to see Gen. 824 00:48:03,730 --> 00:48:07,010 Alpha. OK, we have to change that name. 825 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:10,490 And if that's what the ball boys have to do, we're we're not 826 00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:12,330 going to just do the the alphabet because what's next, 827 00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:13,210 Gen. Beta? 828 00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,100 No, Bitch, No. It's Jen Ball boys or nothing. 829 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,660 But Jen Alpha is not like no, no, no. 830 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:22,740 Before, before we get used to saying Jen Alpha, we need to 831 00:48:22,740 --> 00:48:24,540 think of something. So by the next episode we're 832 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,860 going to have three options. Yep, Yep. 833 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:31,060 OK, well, let's take a breath. Oh, my God, I'm. 834 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,660 I feel like a ball boy. Just I guess I'm a ball boy. 835 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:36,020 I'm exhausted. So yeah, let's take a little 836 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:45,420 break. All right. 837 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:48,860 And we're back, everybody, and we're going to move on to some 838 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:53,420 of our flops and bobs from Wimbledon overall, because even 839 00:48:53,420 --> 00:48:57,460 though I was there, I was only there for one day and other 840 00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,020 stuff happened throughout the tournament. 841 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:01,580 So we're going to cover a few other things. 842 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,300 You. Were there wait, did I not 843 00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:06,700 mention I was? I was at Wimbledon. 844 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:12,660 Oh, I saw a picture of you there and you were wearing a tshirt, 845 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:15,690 Paul. Is that Wimbledon appropriate 846 00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:25,170 attire AT shirt on Center Court? I was wearing a very chic, yes. 847 00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:29,490 Yes, it was in the style of a T-shirt art, but it was a 848 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:35,490 stripe, horizontal stripes which I can pull off being a a waif. 849 00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,670 And it was. It was a nice color palette. 850 00:49:38,870 --> 00:49:41,430 I looked very rich. I had my gold on. 851 00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:45,390 You looked expensive. I looked so no one could afford 852 00:49:45,390 --> 00:49:46,230 me. Oh my God. 853 00:49:46,630 --> 00:49:47,790 Yeah. OK. 854 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:53,350 So Bobs and flops. Yeah, my first flop is 855 00:49:53,430 --> 00:49:57,230 Davidovich Fokina. I mean, what a dream he is. 856 00:49:57,430 --> 00:50:04,180 Oh, I am sorry everybody. Listeners Mr. Monk home Paul 857 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:08,100 Paul just removed his tshirt again. 858 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:12,460 Is this becoming? I you know something that I 859 00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,900 should expect on the? Maybe it's Bob's flops and tops, 860 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,180 I don't know. I don't know. 861 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:19,340 It was just getting a little warm in here. 862 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:26,220 So I do not know how I'm going to I I I'm speak. 863 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,900 I I literally cannot speak. I can't. 864 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:31,460 Oh my. Yes. 865 00:50:32,610 --> 00:50:38,010 Those pits. Look, Brad Pitt's not the only I 866 00:50:38,050 --> 00:50:33,850 organize my thoughts. Those. 867 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,610 I have no idea. I don't even know. 868 00:50:41,610 --> 00:50:46,730 OK, I was talking about my flop. Davidovich Pokena. 869 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:51,490 He's he's our our cat lover, our man bun icon. 870 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,930 But that fifth set against Aruna. 871 00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:59,970 What a match first of all. Oh yeah, but he was up 85 and 872 00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,900 then at 8 all he was like, OK, what am I? 873 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:05,860 Going to all wait in the in the 10 point tiebreaker in the 10 874 00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:10,220 point tiebreaker in the 5th set. Yeah, he was like, oh, let me 875 00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:13,900 serve an underhanded. Serve what the actual F was. 876 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:21,380 That why I you know my theory. My theory is that Alejandro 877 00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:26,060 Davidovic Fukina, as dreamy and lovely as he is, he does not 878 00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:30,870 have it. Do you know who has? 879 00:51:31,190 --> 00:51:34,270 It wait, so was it just like self sabotage? 880 00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:38,750 Like, I'm not worthy of winning this match, so here's an under 881 00:51:39,310 --> 00:51:42,510 100%. A 100%. 882 00:51:42,910 --> 00:51:46,030 I don't know. I wonder, is a masochist? 883 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:48,170 Like, yeah, Like what? Yeah. 884 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:50,130 Like maybe it was more like some sort of kink. 885 00:51:50,330 --> 00:51:53,490 Like it was like, ooh, I want to, I want to be embarrassed in 886 00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:56,090 front of everybody. Like, I have like a shame kink. 887 00:51:56,210 --> 00:51:59,130 And like, oh, you think he had, like, the best sex of his life 888 00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:01,210 that night? Maybe, like, Oh my God, you're 889 00:52:01,210 --> 00:52:03,810 such an idiot. You're so stupid. 890 00:52:04,090 --> 00:52:08,530 Oh my God, you fucked up. Oh, like, maybe that was his 891 00:52:08,570 --> 00:52:15,460 When Harry Met Sally moment. She's serving like I, but I I I 892 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:19,380 still don't think he has it. And I have to tell you, he has 893 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,660 it. He has it. 894 00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,460 No. No, he does not have it. 895 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:24,540 No. Oh, he has it. 896 00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:28,460 I'm not talking about it. I'm talking about it like Carlos 897 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:34,660 Alcaraz has it. Yeah, Igus, Viontek has it. 898 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:39,820 There are only maybe 7 to 9 players on the ATP that I would 899 00:52:39,820 --> 00:52:41,540 say have it and he is one of them. 900 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:46,120 Does does Yonic Sinner have it? He has it, OK. 901 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:52,400 Does Francis Giafo have it? Almost you. 902 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,560 You either have it or you don't. Paul, he's getting it. 903 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,120 He's in the process of he has, you're saying he has it. 904 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,080 He has it, Yes. OK, Does your husband Tommy Paul 905 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,400 aka Paul Paul have? Don't you dare. 906 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,440 Don't you dare make me say that he doesn't have it because he 907 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,480 doesn't have it. But don't you dare make me say 908 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,750 it. I'm making you say it. 909 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:13,710 Yeah. Does Casper? 910 00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:20,310 Does Casper Rude have it? Does Liam Brody have it? 911 00:53:20,310 --> 00:53:24,790 Are the which one? Ally extraordinaire Liam Brody. 912 00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:30,950 Like listeners, if you want to know that the ATP supports the 913 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:34,470 gays, look no further than Liam Brody's Instagram. 914 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:37,270 Again, look no further because you can't really find much more 915 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:41,100 evidence. Because And Liam Brody is an 916 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:45,380 ally extraordinaire. And he does he have it, Paul? 917 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:49,060 No, OK, fine. I'm right. 918 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,260 I'm correct. Do you have any? 919 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,020 Oh, do I have it? Yes, I have it. 920 00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,500 You have it. Yeah, bitch. 921 00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,540 Do you have a bop or a flop for me? 922 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:03,180 Yeah, well, so, OK, so, so this is like a bit of like a Bop 923 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:04,060 flop. I'm not sure. 924 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:07,020 I'm not sure where I stand yet on this from the flop. 925 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:14,300 So seeing a a blop I seeing seeing City Pass live against 926 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:18,340 Murray which it was it was tough because the crowd was so pro 927 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:23,780 Murray and City Pass he he played within himself he was 928 00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:27,420 really solid and like I don't I don't know what happened like I 929 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:30,340 think he might be really hot I don't know it's weird like I I 930 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:35,020 suddenly see him I'm like oh he's hot he it was great to see 931 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:38,250 him live and. I'm kind of turn I'm I'm so I'm 932 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,530 on the city fence I'm sitting on the fence I'm at city fence 933 00:54:41,530 --> 00:54:46,010 because like I used to be like oh I hate bitchy pass but now 934 00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:49,130 I'm like oh he's kind of hitsy pass like he is hits it really 935 00:54:49,130 --> 00:54:55,890 well he's like he's really he was classy I so I I don't know 936 00:54:55,890 --> 00:54:59,650 how I feel about it but I was like OK like which I I I feel 937 00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:03,570 kind of I I'm happy that the next time I see him play I'm not 938 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:05,850 going to be like oh God not bitchy pass again. 939 00:55:06,490 --> 00:55:08,930 I feel kind of bad for him. He has no friends. 940 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:11,890 He, you know, he has some friends. 941 00:55:12,050 --> 00:55:14,810 He has said though he has said publicly like I I'm so lonely. 942 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:17,090 I have no friends. Like it's it's kind of sad. 943 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:20,050 So I'm gross with you. But then, so then he'd sit the 944 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:23,050 bed though he just like he what he would at the bed. 945 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,690 He'd sit, he, he, he shit the bed, but he'd sit, he'd sit the 946 00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:31,570 bed, you know, rolls off the tongue, clearly, but, you know, 947 00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:34,170 against Eubanks in the round of 16, so he beats. 948 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:37,740 He beats Murray in the second round, he rolls to the third 949 00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:40,900 round and then he's playing Eubanks, which I love. 950 00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:42,580 The Eubanks story like, that was great. 951 00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:45,420 He had a great run. Yeah, like quick shout out to 952 00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:50,340 Eubanks, like cool guy. Like way to like persevere and 953 00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:54,860 like, hello, we love you. Yeah, great, great serve, lot of 954 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,020 talent. But like, there was no excuse 955 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:02,940 for Stefanos to lose that match. And he just he'd sit the bed he. 956 00:56:03,310 --> 00:56:07,270 And so there was a, a, a. There was a virus going around 957 00:56:07,790 --> 00:56:10,430 because people were shitting the bed left and right. 958 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:13,590 And I don't want to point any fingers, but it was happening a 959 00:56:13,590 --> 00:56:18,150 lot more on the the lady's side where they don't sit the bed, 960 00:56:18,150 --> 00:56:23,310 they spit the bed. So just like Spittalina, who I 961 00:56:23,310 --> 00:56:27,110 fucking love, loved the Spittalina story for Wimbledon. 962 00:56:27,110 --> 00:56:30,030 She made it to the semis, which is amazing, and she. 963 00:56:30,610 --> 00:56:34,650 She spit the bed against Vondrussova like she just didn't 964 00:56:35,050 --> 00:56:37,450 like. Maybe she was just exhausted. 965 00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:41,170 Apparently everyone those spit the bed against vondrussova. 966 00:56:41,730 --> 00:56:44,170 Apparently vondrussov has that effect on people. 967 00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,250 Maybe that's what her tattoos say. 968 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:51,410 Like go shit yourself because yeah, I mean, Pegula shmit the 969 00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:55,690 bed, yeah, but then even Kvitova shmit the bed. 970 00:56:55,930 --> 00:56:58,570 Goth shmit the bed. All these pairs like they're 971 00:56:58,570 --> 00:57:00,610 just. They were I I was like, who fit 972 00:57:00,610 --> 00:57:03,130 the bed worse. I'm going to say I agree with 973 00:57:03,130 --> 00:57:05,130 you. Other than golf, because Kennon 974 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:11,170 came to play, I I weirdly am actually standing Kennon a 975 00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:13,570 little bit at the moment. Like that was a tough first 976 00:57:13,570 --> 00:57:15,890 round. Kennon played to win. 977 00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:18,210 But I agree with you, let me ask you. 978 00:57:18,490 --> 00:57:22,210 Between Pegula and Kavittiva, who fit the bed worst. 979 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:28,660 Kavittiva because she came. Out she she, I feel like she 980 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:33,700 walked on the court already spitting the bed like she was. 981 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,900 She like the bed was already messy and she was like, just 982 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:40,060 going to. So just as a recap, it was the 983 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:44,300 round of 16. She plays Jaipur and it's six. 984 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,380 Love 6. Three. 985 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:48,300 Fuck. Like she won three, so this is a 986 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:52,340 two time limelman champion and she she looked great leading up 987 00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:53,380 to that. Amazing. 988 00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:55,700 Well, I mean, her first round was three sets. 989 00:57:56,150 --> 00:57:59,310 Yeah, she's really she played great against Sasnavich, who's a 990 00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:01,470 tough player. She played great against 991 00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:04,350 Caustic, who's, you know, solid. And then it was like Okay, we 992 00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:09,790 knew this was going to be tough. But like 6 love 63 against Jabor 993 00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:13,670 Bro. What what happened to Kvit, 994 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:18,190 brother, she just bro. She she committed the bed, bro. 995 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:23,670 All I know bro. Is that like later bro? 996 00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:29,730 Girl. Wayne she She baited the bed. 997 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,250 Yeah, so that was that was a flop. 998 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:35,890 Was like, people, people need to show up. 999 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:39,930 They need to show up and fucking perform like you're professional 1000 00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:43,090 tennis players. I don't want to see a bagel or a 1001 00:58:43,090 --> 00:58:45,290 breadstick ever again. Stop it. 1002 00:58:45,530 --> 00:58:49,610 It's summertime no more. It is summertime. 1003 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:54,370 No more carbs. Look, we're going to do a quick 1004 00:58:54,450 --> 00:58:56,410 outfits and outbursts. Okay. 1005 00:58:56,410 --> 00:58:59,170 Yeah, yeah. Okay, you want to talk about the 1006 00:58:59,170 --> 00:59:00,970 Nike dresses, right? I mean, yeah. 1007 00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,690 What do you want to say about? It well, I mean, so, you know, 1008 00:59:03,690 --> 00:59:05,170 real quick. But it was kind of cool. 1009 00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:09,530 Like, I was like, well, Nike did like that weird homage to Covet 1010 00:59:09,530 --> 00:59:13,090 at the Australian Open. And then it was a bunch of 1011 00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:16,410 peppermint candy sticks at the French Open. 1012 00:59:16,410 --> 00:59:18,250 I was like, well, they can't do anything at Wimbledon because 1013 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,020 it'd be all white. And I love what they did. 1014 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:23,340 It was like they were like we're going to have the absence of 1015 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:27,620 clothing to be our dress now. And so Madison, Keys, Cavidova, 1016 00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:30,020 they both had and a couple of other players, they had those 1017 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:33,740 Sevelanka too. Where was the sort of like 2 1018 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:38,860 layers of not mesh but but material, skirt, materials, 1019 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,540 leather and lace. It was leather and lace. 1020 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:45,340 It was very sexy and you could see through it and I was like, 1021 00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:46,820 oh work, that looks kind of cool. 1022 00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:49,680 But once again I was like. Where is the option for the 1023 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,920 guys? Like, why wasn't Tommy Paul 1024 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,920 wearing something where I could actually see his nipples? 1025 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,760 Why wasn't Tiafo? Why wasn't any of the other 1026 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,640 players that I would Sir Andy? Andy has maybe the greatest legs 1027 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,720 on tour. Why weren't his short see 1028 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,480 through? Why is it just the lemon? 1029 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,000 Paul, he does not have the greatest legs on tour. 1030 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,840 He has great legs. But like, I mean, my God, there 1031 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,720 are so many men to choose from anyway. 1032 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,640 Distract me from my argument for equal rights. 1033 01:00:17,270 --> 01:00:18,630 For the See through the women's clothing. 1034 01:00:18,630 --> 01:00:19,950 I want to see through the men's clothing. 1035 01:00:20,270 --> 01:00:23,350 Done, Done. I'm with you. 1036 01:00:23,470 --> 01:00:24,510 I'm with you. OK, fine. 1037 01:00:24,630 --> 01:00:28,830 Andy Murray See through. Yeah, Andy Murray collection. 1038 01:00:29,350 --> 01:00:32,070 If you're a real ally, let me see through your shorts. 1039 01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:40,990 Marta Koschuk, Ukrainian player. She is sponsored by Wilson and 1040 01:00:40,990 --> 01:00:43,150 she has an overall deal with Wilson. 1041 01:00:43,150 --> 01:00:49,080 She's actually the only player who does, meaning they clothing, 1042 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:54,160 shoes, rackets, all of it her outfit. 1043 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,760 You look great. She looked fucking great and she 1044 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:03,520 beat Socceree and that was my favorite outfit of the 1045 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,920 tournament. Was was was the Wilson outfit 1046 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,760 that I think only Coaster was wearing. 1047 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,080 I don't. I don't remember seeing anyone 1048 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,600 else in it. What did you like about it? 1049 01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:17,390 I like the proportions. I like that it was both stylish 1050 01:01:17,470 --> 01:01:22,070 and practical and sensible. It was a little retro and and 1051 01:01:22,070 --> 01:01:25,070 contemporary at the same time. It's very chic. 1052 01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:29,150 It looks a little bit like like maybe like an Austin Powers, 1053 01:01:29,350 --> 01:01:31,590 sort of like wet suit cut at the top. 1054 01:01:31,950 --> 01:01:34,310 You know, if that doesn't scream chic, I don't know what does. 1055 01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:38,550 You know, it's interesting because obviously we know 1056 01:01:38,550 --> 01:01:43,900 Wimbledon band, Russian and Belarussian players from playing 1057 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:46,900 last year and so this year they were like, OK, fine, you can 1058 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:53,180 play, but of course there's this backdrop of all sorts of, you 1059 01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:54,660 know. Shenanigans. 1060 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,580 Yeah, yeah. Is that what you call war? 1061 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:02,140 There's a lot of shenanigans going on between the Ukraine and 1062 01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:05,420 Russia right now. Oh well, those those 1063 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:08,540 shenanigans. Yeah, I mean, soon they're. 1064 01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:13,900 Going to Tomahawk shenanigans, those nuclear shenanigans. 1065 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:27,300 Nuclear, I have to say, I was up at night, I was watching the 1066 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:33,580 mixed double s fine, and I might have like smoked a little piece 1067 01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:40,110 of a joint. But when Pavich and Kishinok, so 1068 01:02:40,110 --> 01:02:45,030 Kishinok is Ukrainian, they won the mixed double s. 1069 01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:50,310 But she said, I try to encourage the people in Ukraine, and I 1070 01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:53,670 hope this helps a little because they are fighting for their 1071 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:58,270 freedom. I was like sobbing. 1072 01:02:58,590 --> 01:03:00,150 I was sobbing. I rewound it. 1073 01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:03,350 I was sobbing again. I rewound it. 1074 01:03:03,390 --> 01:03:06,970 I was sobbing again. It touched me, Paul. 1075 01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,930 Was this, I think, Was this the marijuana talking maybe? 1076 01:03:10,930 --> 01:03:15,930 Or well, I feel like the the the cannabis may have enhanced my 1077 01:03:15,930 --> 01:03:17,570 emotional reaction. You can't. 1078 01:03:17,610 --> 01:03:20,650 You know when when people start saying, oh, the cannabis, like 1079 01:03:20,650 --> 01:03:23,690 the cannabis, yeah, because it's legal now, bitch, you can legal 1080 01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,250 now. The weed, OK. 1081 01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:27,890 The cannabis. The grass. 1082 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,210 The grass. Yeah. 1083 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:31,010 The marriage. Yeah. 1084 01:03:31,010 --> 01:03:42,800 Look in honor, Wimbledon. It's fucking grass, Paul. 1085 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,640 Are you ready for a game? Yes, I am all right. 1086 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,440 Do I need to? Do I need any props? 1087 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,800 No. I mean you've taken off your 1088 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,280 shirt. You might need to take off your 1089 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,800 shorts. Do I take my shorts? 1090 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,080 Do I get points if I take my shorts off again? 1091 01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:03,760 Yeah, you do take them off. It's happening there, listeners. 1092 01:04:04,490 --> 01:04:13,730 Hold on. Oh oh wow, Paul Gray briefs you 1093 01:04:13,730 --> 01:04:17,010 fellows out. Well, if I can get my mind. 1094 01:04:17,610 --> 01:04:18,770 Off your mind, out of the gutter. 1095 01:04:18,770 --> 01:04:23,490 My eyes are down here. OK, so this game checkmate is 1096 01:04:23,490 --> 01:04:27,650 about. Check players and their mates So 1097 01:04:27,890 --> 01:04:31,930 their siblings, their coaches, their lovers, the romantic 1098 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:34,580 partners. The checks were everywhere. 1099 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,620 It's like, check this, check that, check it out. 1100 01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:40,620 So yeah, I mean, I think it makes sense, like, let's play 1101 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:42,380 checkmate. Yeah. 1102 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:47,420 So can you check me for life? It was so cute how Marketa, you 1103 01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:50,580 know, like she didn't think she would win the quarters and then 1104 01:04:50,580 --> 01:04:52,260 she didn't think she would win the semis. 1105 01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:57,380 And then it's like, and then her husband flew out from Prague 1106 01:04:57,380 --> 01:05:02,140 wherever they live and he left their like, little like sphinx 1107 01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:04,500 cat who's I think like a hairless cat who What do you 1108 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,500 think, Paul? Cute. 1109 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:09,260 I mean, the husband was the cat because they're both like 1110 01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:15,020 hairless twinks, but like, no, Paul, I'm going to ask you a 1111 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:17,380 question. You're going to have multiple 1112 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:21,220 choice answers. First question, question #1, 1113 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:27,340 Petra Kvitova is engaged to your coach, your advantage? 1114 01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:33,590 Where did they get engaged? A Wimbledon Center. 1115 01:05:33,590 --> 01:05:37,110 Court B. The Maldives? 1116 01:05:37,710 --> 01:05:40,910 C The Hotel Emitage? Monte Carlo? 1117 01:05:41,550 --> 01:05:49,750 D The Eagle. I mean, where did Petra and Yuri 1118 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:53,350 get engaged? I'm down to either the Eagle or 1119 01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:58,730 the Maldives and. I'm going to go with the 1120 01:05:58,730 --> 01:06:01,170 Maldives because I I haven't seen her at the Eagle lately. 1121 01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:05,810 Lately. But actually, no, It was 1122 01:06:05,930 --> 01:06:08,090 Wimbledon Center. Court No. 1123 01:06:08,330 --> 01:06:11,370 Yes, last year. They allowed that? 1124 01:06:12,050 --> 01:06:14,290 Well, she's a member. Was she still playing twice? 1125 01:06:15,570 --> 01:06:17,250 Was she like it? Was it like mid match? 1126 01:06:19,370 --> 01:06:25,250 No, but yeah, no. I mean, that's really cool. 1127 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,090 Well, okay well, so sorry. So question number. 1128 01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:27,910 I. Well cuz I was there, I really 1129 01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:32,470 want to get proposed to at center court next year, so start 1130 01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:36,910 shopping now. Barbora Krichikova was mentored 1131 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:42,310 by which Czech legend? Hey Martina Navratilova? 1132 01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:47,950 B Yana, Nevada C Helena Sukova, D Jan Kodas. 1133 01:06:50,230 --> 01:06:57,200 Martina Navratilova Oh my God. No, no. 1134 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,800 OK, we're going to change the rules, No. 1135 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,480 Like they they had this is they bonded and. 1136 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,240 Then, right. And then when Yana died, she was 1137 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,320 really upset and she had her great sort of run in honor of 1138 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,360 her. Yeah. 1139 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,320 Yana. No. 1140 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,280 Because I know that I get that point. 1141 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,840 I think you get that point. Great question. 1142 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,840 Three. This Czech player made an 1143 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:23,330 appearance on The Real Housewives of Miami, A Peter 1144 01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:31,570 Korda, B Martina Navratilova, C Carolina Pliscova, D Yvonne 1145 01:07:31,890 --> 01:07:39,410 Lendl, who made an appearance relatively recently on The Real 1146 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:42,690 Housewives of My Yummy. Come on, Paul. 1147 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:44,610 OK. So it's for me, it's down to the 1148 01:07:44,690 --> 01:07:51,170 Eagle or Yvonne Lendl, I'm going to say. 1149 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:58,440 Martina Navratilova, you got it. Yes, Paul. 1150 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,560 Her, her wife is one of the housewives and so she's been on 1151 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,240 it, yeah. Oh, wow. 1152 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,120 I mean, I don't watch those shows. 1153 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:11,560 No offense, but wow, listeners, if you want to see Martina in. 1154 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,440 That's really sexy that Martina's wife is on that, 1155 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,520 though. That's really fucking cool. 1156 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,479 Yeah. Final question. 1157 01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,880 This is for the win. Which of the following is not 1158 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,200 true of Carolina Pliscova's twin sister, Christina? 1159 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,640 A Unlike Carolina, Christina is left-handed. 1160 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:39,319 B Christina holds the record for most aces in the WTA match. 1161 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:45,760 C Christina is a mom. It's it's a wait, no no wait, 1162 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,319 Which is the wait. I'm confused by the wording, 1163 01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:49,000 which is not. So she definitely doesn't have 1164 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:54,420 the record for the most aces. In a match Paul. 1165 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:59,340 Billy, I need you right now. She does not have the record 1166 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:02,660 process question. Everything rides on this 1167 01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:07,380 question, so you need to really. So wait, which one is not false? 1168 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:12,380 Or this is confusing? We can well, let's start this 1169 01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:16,020 question over again. Can you like what is what? 1170 01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:22,260 Which of the following is not true? 1171 01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:25,819 Also known as false? Yeah. 1172 01:09:25,819 --> 01:09:26,540 Can we just? Yeah. 1173 01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:30,660 Like, can you not be about Carolina Kliscova's twin sister, 1174 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:33,500 Christina? What are the options? 1175 01:09:34,899 --> 01:09:37,939 A Unlike Carolina, Christina is lefthanded. 1176 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:42,380 That's so it's false that she's unlike her sister. 1177 01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:44,180 It's just, I'm confused. You know what? 1178 01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:45,740 I'm. I'm still in London time. 1179 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:50,149 I'm going to say a wait, no, no. Paul, I don't know. 1180 01:09:50,149 --> 01:09:53,670 This is so confusing. Okay, Do you think Christina 1181 01:09:53,750 --> 01:09:56,710 Boscov is left-handed? I don't even know which one is 1182 01:09:56,710 --> 01:09:59,590 right. Which one is my left hand? 1183 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,510 Okay. So we're going to rule out a 1184 01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:05,830 because Christina is goddamn left-handed. 1185 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,670 Geez, great, great. I'm going to. 1186 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,310 I'm going to help you through. This yeah. 1187 01:10:09,430 --> 01:10:15,470 This means B Christina holds the record for most aces in a WTA 1188 01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:16,910 match. There's no way she holds that 1189 01:10:16,910 --> 01:10:19,990 record. OK, we'll table that. 1190 01:10:20,670 --> 01:10:24,430 See, Christina is a mom. She's not a mom. 1191 01:10:25,190 --> 01:10:28,190 Christina is a mom. Wait, am I saying which one is 1192 01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:31,350 false or which one is true? You're saying which one is 1193 01:10:31,430 --> 01:10:34,270 false. So the false has to be either. 1194 01:10:34,270 --> 01:10:38,750 She doesn't have the record. Oh my God, this is the worst 1195 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,830 phrase fucking question ever. I've never seen using. 1196 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:43,310 I've never hated. You. 1197 01:10:43,390 --> 01:10:46,470 I hate you in so many ways. I am going to. 1198 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,800 Do the worst things to you possible. 1199 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,480 Oh, hell. OK. 1200 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,600 And we're back folks. Can we, should we, should we ask 1201 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,840 this question one more time? No, I give up. 1202 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,200 I don't even know how. I don't even know how to answer 1203 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,720 it. Christina was born 40 minutes 1204 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,960 after Carolina. Oh, there was a D this whole 1205 01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:09,640 time? Jesus Christ. 1206 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,720 OK, it's DI. Don't even know what you're 1207 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,520 saying. Which one of these is false? 1208 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,280 Unlike, like the wording is really. 1209 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,960 You know, I hate, I hate to say this, but you're right. 1210 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,920 You're right. The answer is D Oh my God. 1211 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,640 Yeah the the the thing that is not. 1212 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,840 True. So all the other things are 1213 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,080 false? No? 1214 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,440 Oh. My God, I hate you right now. 1215 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:41,920 So. Listeners, if this made sense to 1216 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:46,250 you, please. Tell me how dumb I am. 1217 01:11:46,410 --> 01:11:48,770 Let me just tell you some things that are true. 1218 01:11:50,090 --> 01:11:53,010 Here are things that are true. Unlike Carolina, Christina is 1219 01:11:53,010 --> 01:11:53,970 left-handed. That's. 1220 01:11:53,970 --> 01:11:56,610 True, that's a really porous way of saying unlike. 1221 01:11:56,610 --> 01:11:59,210 It's like that through me. Another thing that is true. 1222 01:11:59,370 --> 01:12:02,930 Another thing that is true. Christina holds the record for 1223 01:12:02,930 --> 01:12:06,210 most aces in a WTA match. I think it was in against Monica 1224 01:12:06,210 --> 01:12:08,770 Puig in the Australian Open. That's Christina. 1225 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:11,570 I don't believe you. Yeah, I don't believe that. 1226 01:12:11,570 --> 01:12:13,450 See. Christina is a mom. 1227 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:19,920 True had a baby last year. D Christina was born 40 minutes 1228 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,200 after Carolina. That is false. 1229 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,200 What? How many minutes after her was 1230 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,400 she born? I think she was been born 2 1231 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,240 minutes after her or two minutes before. 1232 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,320 But you. Think you didn't know the 1233 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:30,240 answer? You don't even know what. 1234 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,720 You don't even know what's true. She was born 2 minutes before. 1235 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,960 You don't know. You weren't there. 1236 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:40,320 You weren't there. She's 2 minutes older, yeah, and 1237 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:40,960 her left. You know what? 1238 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,960 I fucking won anyway. OK, great. 1239 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,680 I win. I win. 1240 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,000 What do you win? What do you win? 1241 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,880 I. I didn't even know what's false 1242 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,480 anymore, so I I don't know. But I won. 1243 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,040 All right, Well, I won. Amazing. 1244 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,800 And that has been our Wimbledon recap show. 1245 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:02,480 Everybody. Thank you, as always, to my 1246 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:05,040 dearest and nearest, Billy Hansen. 1247 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:08,050 Thank you. Always a pleasure and thanks 1248 01:13:08,130 --> 01:13:10,930 everybody for listening in. You know, if you've been with us 1249 01:13:10,930 --> 01:13:13,290 along the way, thanks for coming back. 1250 01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:16,170 If you're new, welcome. And if you want to tell a friend 1251 01:13:16,170 --> 01:13:19,610 about this, about these idiots who like to talk about tennis 1252 01:13:19,610 --> 01:13:22,250 and all the gay stuff in between all the shots. 1253 01:13:22,810 --> 01:13:26,730 So we'll see you in a little bit for the the US North America 1254 01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:30,210 swing. And I can't wait to talk about 1255 01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:33,330 all the ins and outs of the greatest game on Earth.