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Bonjour everybody and welcome to
the latest episode of ball, 

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boys. 
My name is Paul monk home, and I

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am one of your hosts of the ball
boys. 

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And today we are in recovery 
mode. 

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We are recovering from Pride. 
We are recovering from the 

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Tony's. 
We are recovering. 

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Covering from the French Open, 
which has been many fiq on cray 

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habla and Les Miserables all at 
once. 

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And as always, I am here with my
favorite ball boy in the entire 

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world, mr. 
Billy Hanson. 

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Hey Billy. 
How's it going? 

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Oh, hey, Paul is going. 
I mean it's going pretty well. 

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I've had a tough time. 
Sleeping. 

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Why? 
Well during Pride I always have 

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a tough time sleeping. 
You know, I'm kept up at night. 

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Because you're titillated. 
No because my neighbor decides 

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to put like high heels in the in
the washer. 

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Yeah at 1:00 a.m. 
Yeah, if you have you ever tried

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to walk in heels up and down 
these Hills these here Hills, 

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it's like West Virginia. 
These Hollywood Hills. 

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I have believe it or not. 
It's great for the but I made it

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down, but I didn't make it up. 
Well, that's that's like half of

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that song Running up that hill. 
Yeah, Josh yeah. 

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So anyway, folks it's been a 
lot. 

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There's been a lot going on. 
I mean, so we have two weekends 

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of Pride here. 
I think we might have more. 

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I think like Atwater Village 
pride is coming up and like 

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Glendale Pride I love Glendale 
Pride, I love Azusa pride in 

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Arcadia Pride I love what was 
that? 

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From Clueless San Luis. 
Obispo Pride. 

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Oh San Louis. 
Obispo pride is the best and 

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Chic. 
Yeah, San Clemente Pride, well, 

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I had San Clemente ones and it 
cleared right up. 

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Do you know what doc CPAP is 
Doc? 

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CPAP is that for your dog? 
Is that Truvada for your dog? 

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Will see? 
I thought doc, see pep. 

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I thought it was Prophylaxis 
prophylaxis related. 

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Right? 
And it probably is. 

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But I thought it was like 
basically the same as prep. 

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I thought, Oh, I thought you 
said prolapse this. 

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Sorry that's chronic. 
There's no cure for that. 

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Trust me. 
So you're on Doxie poop. 

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So and was it so doc CPAP. 
If you take it 24 to 72 hours or

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0 to 72 hours after having sex, 
it basically makes it much 

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harder for you to catch. 
Syphilis gonorrhea and 

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chlamydia. 
Oh yeah. 

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The three sisters. 
Yeah, so listeners. 

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I know some of you have been 
participating in Pride in more 

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ways than one. 
I mean, you know, we usually 

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wait until halfway through the 
episode for a sponsor but well 

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you know what this is not this 
is not sponsored, this is a PSA 

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we're doing God's work. 
Yes. 

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So have you tried everybody and 
good luck out there? 

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So on to the tennis right? 
The French Open man, man. 

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Oh man. 
Oh man, let's start out with the

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shrieking M. 
Let's do it. 

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Our favorite thing so. 
Okay, I'll go first. 

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I've been warming up my vocal 
cords. 

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I'm ready. 
Wait, uh-huh! 

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Which is Mariah Carey hitting 
those high notes during Pride 

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emotions. 
I think that was a motions. 

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That was emotions that. 
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pictures perfect II mean, i-i've
if a listener didn't get that, 

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you did, they need to learn 
their her story. 

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Yeah. 
Emotions is my favorite, single 

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from Mariah Carey. 
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Now far before I was born in the
early 90s. 

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Yes, but Mariah Carey played La 
Pride this weekend. 

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The starting at the big Saturday
night show, and 25,000, 

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homosexuals and allies packed 
into a park or possibly one of 

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the worst performances I've ever
seen live. 

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I'm glad, but I'm glad I saw it.
I'm glad I saw Mariah Carey and 

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that's how I feel about the 
French Open. 

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It was rough. 
It was rough and I love the 

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French Open. 
I love Mariah Carey. 

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I am so glad both of those 
things are over and I can just 

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take a moment to myself now. 
Did you have a poster of Mariah 

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Carey on your wall as a child? 
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But I knew all the words to 
someday Vision of Love. 

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And emotion. 
Always be my baby. 

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Oh, oh yeah. 
Boo boo, boo. 

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Yeah. 
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I was not at the Mariah Carey 
Show you where's Artie. 

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I was already spent you while 
you're not that proud of a boy 

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the second weekend. 
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I'm actually Going to bring it 
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Wednesday like why do I hide 
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Yeah whoo all right line hide 
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Like my next single is dropping 
German that line from 30 Rock 

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that queen of Jordan says, it's 
about her single dropping. 

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My new single, my single is 
dropping is dropping. 

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This is one of the best lines 
ever written. 

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It's actually a good sign. 
We heard that song I want to 

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hear that song. 
Let's make it happen. 

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We have not, but maybe we can 
have her on the queen of Jordan 

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might come on and sing for us. 
I feel like it could almost be 

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as good as a little bit of Lexus
or could she may be perform at 

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next year's Pride with me 
Alexis. 

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Oh my God, queen of Jordan. 
And Alexis were, there we go 

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they lining Pride 2024, folks 
right in let's make it happen. 

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This is our bridge to die on our
Bridge sir. 

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Herbie Thea. 
Yes, our bridge to Madison 

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Bridges of Madison County, a 
British and of man Bridges of 

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Madison Keys. 
I had to you, set me up. 

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God if there's anyone I want to 
win a slam anyone, I want to win

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a goddamn slam that's honestly 
but she still like in her 

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mid-20s she's yeah baby. 
She's 28, mmm for me that's 

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mid-twenties. 
I've decided Billy. 

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What is your shreeka M? 
Okay well you know I've 

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rehearsed this repeatedly so 
I've got it down. 

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Yes you ready always? 
Oh I'm sorry. 

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What was that? 
What was that accent again está.

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Triste S is to at least and 
we're told you're sad, that was 

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the sound. 
That was the sound of of Rafa 

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tearing his name stake, statue. 
He has a statue at Roland 

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Garros. 
It was debuted in 2021. 

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That's the sound of rafah 
ripping at limb by limb. 

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He blames himself for not 
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because he's notoriously tough 
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Thank you. 
Uncle Tony. 

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Thanks Daddy. 
Look, we all need an uncle like 

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that. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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You're not. 
You're you're Right-handed or 

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left-handed? 
What happened? 

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Wasn't a doll forced into being 
a southpaw. 

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Yes, really wait, I can't are 
you are used to? 

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Because so I'm a lefty by 
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Yes, that's why his brain is all
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And so I know it is. 
So let's, let's dig into this a 

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little bit more with our 
Winner's Circle. 

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So obviously, we're both feeling
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French Open. 
So, the big headlines on the 

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lady side, we had egos fee on 
Tech, take home her, third 

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Roland Garros title, pop, clap, 
congratulations, Miss Xian Tech 

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eegah. 
If you're nasty and on the men's

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side we had some, some guy Novak
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crowd oohs - Mild to Wild mild 
Supply. 

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Well, I'm open to anything, 
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Yes, for calling him, the goat. 
I just, I am not. 

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I just, I mean, look, we have 
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our words here. 
Women's everything except words 

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over here ball boys and Novak 
whatever. 

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It's it's tough because so he 
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It was kind of the last thing 
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separate himself from the men. 
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So Billy is he's a goat. 
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to say that statistically an 
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So if you don't feel that he is,
it's probably because, you know,

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like I mean you got some 
feelings about it, and that's 

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fair. 
You're not alone. 

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I do Paul does, but not all 
historic moments are happy 

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moments, you know. 
Like some has moments are a 

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little depressing and this is 
one of them. 

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It's just funny though because 
you think about goats which I 

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think I'll go to lock, you know 
Michael Jordan the goat it kind 

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of beloved by all Tom, Brady the
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problematic. 
The older he gets touchy because

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he was in Novak's boss. 
He was a noble Xbox which was I 

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was Surprised like we're I 
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close. 
I didn't know that they hung out

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like that. 
Like like is Tom, Brady Novak's,

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Anna Wintour. 
Tom Brady. 

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I think, you know I actually 
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him so keep that keep that he's 
a quarterback from. 

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Yeah. 
And he's and he's, and he's had 

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some good Botox in the past 
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Oh, babe he is. 
Mmm. 

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If I look good at 45. 
Yeah. 

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Oh my God, honey. 
I think he and no back have 

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bonded over their own kind. 
Of transcendence of politics and

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of a side that makes sense. 
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could have had anyone in his box
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just it was, it was interesting.
It was cool that he was there 

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but I've never seen Tom edimax 
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I would have personally enjoyed 
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But let's talk a little more 
about, you know, Novak has a 

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goat. 
Hmm. 

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So he's obviously we've talked 
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the past and you know it's no 
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It online on Twitter, amongst 
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friends, who another whom like 
Novak, but he gets a pretty nice

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treatment on. 
NBC Mary, Carillo talks about 

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how he's sacrificed so much to 
be here and like, wow, what a 

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great athlete and, you know, 
Johnny Mac doesn't say much 

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about Novak's sort of more 
Scandalous history and I don't 

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know. 
What do you think about it? 

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Well I mean a couple months ago 
Ron DeSantis was saying, hey 

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Novak, I'm going to Charter a 
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to Miami for the Miami open 
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You're not allowed. 
That's creating all sorts of 

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trouble. 
He got detained in Australia. 

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He talked about a certain 
Waters. 

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Telekinetic, Powers. 
Yeah. 

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That's that's the thing is. 
I used to think he was cute. 

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Novak. 
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And I could think he was cute 
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Could I could I forgive him. 
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I was wrong. 
I could forgive him, could you? 

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I mean it's hard to say forgive 
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hasn't personally done anything 
to me. 

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Look with Novak. 
It's been well over a decade of 

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Almost zero enjoyment, watching 
him play because of his on-court

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Shenanigans his attitude. 
His lack of professionalism, his

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kind of maniacal approach to all
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It's not very fun to watch 
someone like that. 

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So I just, I don't really know. 
I do love the idea of him and 

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Ron DeSantis like getting on a 
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Triangle like yeah. 
I mean, sure. 

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Did you see that movie triangle 
of sadness? 

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Yes. 
I'm just imagining. 

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Aging that boat with them. 
So gonna storm through 

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Americorps each other. 
More reports on there to see 

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what happened. 
She's like, she's like, I'm 

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Margaret Court. 
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Can you tell, can you she's 
gonna tell no back that he's 

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never, never going to get 24 on 
that boat. 

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Can you do that? 
For me? 

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This is your captain speaking 
Margaret courts Woody Harrelson 

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Margaret Court. 
I've got 24 of these green Slims

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Ain't nobody going to get this 
record and that's how the movie 

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ends. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
So I mix. 

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I'm excited for that Margaret 
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over the next. 
You know. 

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Maybe it's 123 slams. 
Well, they're talking about it. 

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They're gonna be talking about 
it Ad nauseam until know that 

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catches our, he's gonna catch 
her there's no doubt about. 

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I've got V Novak. 
It's going to be my right 

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Margaret. 
I mean, and honestly like 

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between Margaret and Novak, I 
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her. 
Her. 

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But God, you know, so yeah. 
He's going to put. 

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So, so NBC and Mary Carillo, 
they're going pumping up this 

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story line until they catch her 
and they overtake her. 

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And then we're going to be stuck
with this goat this hero. 

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And like you said, I totally 
agree. 

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Like not all history is great. 
So okay is no back. 

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Gonna be the winningest player 
of all time and we just have to 

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look at this sport that we love 
and be like, well, This douche 

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nozzle is the greatest of all 
time. 

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Like that's that's unfortunate. 
You know what they say? 

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Not all great. 
Men are good anyway bed. 

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Oh it's like a fortune cookie. 
You add in bed at the end of her

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Fortune. 
Not all great. 

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Men are good. 
In bed. 

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I mean, I'd like to I'd like to 
know name three, great men. 

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In No Name, three, great men, 
who suspect are not good at in 

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bed who I suspect are not good 
and bad. 

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Yeah. 
Oh my God. 

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Albert Einstein. 
Okay, Albert Schweitzer and 

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Albert Brooks. 
And that's just the A's. 

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I didn't I don't you know, 
listeners. 

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I confess. 
I don't know who that middle 

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one. 
Was. 

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I only slept with them, the 
first one in the fridge and I 

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can verify knock knock. 
Albert Schweitzer was a 

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theologian organist. 
He's a musicologist, he's a 

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humanitarian and he was born in 
1875 and France and he won the 

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Nobel. 
Peace Prize. 

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Hmm. 
Fun fact. 

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Yeah, so maybe you should sleep 
with some higher caliber 

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Albert's. 
We those it Albert Brooks for 

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me, it's all been Prince 
Albert's Prince. 

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Albert Brooks mistress, 
Isabella, Prince Albert. 

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Rocks. 
Yeah, that's my new drag name. 

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Okay, moving on. 
Well, you know, any played 

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against Casper rude in the 
final, which, yeah, good on 

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Casper for making three out of 
three finals and you know the 

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last year I mean Casper. 
Rude, you cannot Does anyone 

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that the here's the thing about 
him? 

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Does anyone not find him sexy? 
That's the thing. 

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He's universally sexy. 
He's universally kind and sweet,

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sir. 
I mean he's what I mean is 

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Everyone likes vanilla, Everyone
likes vanilla right. 

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It's a universally tasty flavor 
and Casper, rude. 

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Everything about Casper, rude, 
is vanilla, I agree. 

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I mean, the fact that he Beat 
Runa and zverev as well as he 

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did. 
Like he had a little more spice.

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I think he's been adding some 
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almost like a little chili, like
he. 

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Yeah, yes, beforehand. 
His nose. 

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His forehand can pop. 
He can actually, I was 

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impressed. 
Oh baby, I agree. 

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But, where was that? 
Spice in the final? 

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I mean, the first set, I think 
he took his little spice rack. 

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He had his little Norwegian 
spice rack, and he's like, okay,

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I'm gonna put all my spices in 
the first touch, and he did, and

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he flavored it, and he flavored 
it and hear a word it, but it 

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was No vanilla. 
At the end of it. but, Okay, so 

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maybe maybe he needs to learn, 
maybe the spices still need to 

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be mingled into his menu, his 
recipe and his game, still lacks

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an X Factor and he's also like 
he when he lost, he was like, 

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like smiling. 
Like like Placid. 

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He's so he's such a gracious 
Loser? 

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Yeah, I wonder if he's too 
gracious. 

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Like he seems too comfortable as
a runner-up. 

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And I'm like, you can be a 
gracious, you can be gracious, 

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but you can still be upset, you 
can still be your tears can 

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still streak your face like 
mooc. 

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Where was his? 
Where was his running mascara? 

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Like I wanted to see. 
Yes, yeah he's such a sub. 

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It's almost like he's like he 
likes being runner-up. 

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Yeah no I hear you like I mean 
it's kind of cool because we 

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both get on Novak's case about 
him being kind of such a dick 

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but on the flip side when you're
such a good sport and you're so 

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okay with losing another grand 
slam and you know in three grand

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slam finals. 
Now he's 11 set. 

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You starting to be sort of a 
perennial runner-up. 

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I love running up a perineum. 
Come on over. 

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So on to the ladies side, like 
we said, ego won her third 

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French Open. 
But you know in general like 

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this was not this was not the 
shining star of a WTA tournament

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that I was hoping it was going 
to be I three or four episodes 

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declared my newfound love for 
the women's game and wow it's 

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out of its flop era. 
I was incorrect because this was

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a Flippity floppity French Open 
for the ladies. 

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And yeah, there was that mystery
virus going around that caused a

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couple of pullouts and and 
retirements but for some reason 

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only the women got it. 
No, I don't think any men got 

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this virus. 
So there's so I guess the ladies

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can also go on Doc's. 
Appu will that help doxey pep? 

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Yeah, I will say that it's a 
blanket and Rebecca have Played 

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really well over the past 12 
months as has. 

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Of course she on deck. 
And so there is some promise for

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that ongoing rivalry in women's 
tennis, but we have to be a 

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little careful. 6-12 months does
not make necessarily A a rivalry

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or in an era, you know, Sabha 
Lanka's sometimes. 

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I mean, she's really improved. 
But sometimes, she's like, she 

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looks so sloppy. 
So off balance Rabat, gonna is a

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little bit of a, she's a wild 
card. 

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We don't really know. 
Yeah, she's a mystery. 

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Yeah, no, I hear you. 
Well, I think that we are just 

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so starved for some sort of 
reliable narrative on the 

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women's side, where it's like, 
okay, these are the three 

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they're going to battle it out, 
we can get you know, we can get 

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used to this, it's going to be 
dramatic, it's going to be you 

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know, it's gonna be the new 
Christian, Martina the new 

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Monica and Stephy, you know, the
new Janet Jackson vs. 

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Mariah Carey. 
It's just going to be like, 

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okay, by the way Mariah Carey 
and Janet Jackson played the 

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same night in l.a., over Pride 
big drama but this Trio is kind 

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of crumbling like they're not 
they're not really at that point

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yet but we just because 
otherwise it's just it's hard to

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watch the WTA when it's just 
sort of a revolving door and I 

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love a revolving door. 
Oh no. 

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No I you set one up over Pride. 
Yeah. 

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My building manager will not 
give me my deposit back but I 

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think I actually just made 
things more efficient here. 

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Yeah. 
But you know coming back to Ego 

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a little bit. 
She kind of stresses me out 

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lately when I walked her though,
especially the Run. 

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Leading up to the French Open. 
I mean she had like the double 

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bagel I think it was the third 
or the fourth round in the 

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French Open which was great. 
But it's like it's like she's 

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kind of like Like, she's more 
like, ikke Spherion, Tech. 

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She's like eking by some of 
these tournaments and some of 

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these matches where it's like, 
this final, you know, she was 

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shaky and did not feel like this
Transcendent player who was 

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going to kind of be the leader 
for the next decade which admit 

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and that's fine. 
Maybe she's not, you know, it's 

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it unless it charted territory 
saying hey I'm your new Dom 

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number one and guess what? 
I have A sports psychologist on 

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my team and that's because I 
need that she's not hiding the 

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fact that psychology is part. 
Oh yeah, of it. 

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And so sometimes you feel when 
you're watching her on court 

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that she's looking for that 
psychological support and maybe 

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it takes her a moment to find it
but I think she finds it. 

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And and it is kind of, it is 
kind of new. 

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I know, I agree and I think it's
a great point because she has 

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really kind of ushered in this 
conversation around mental 

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health and when she, when she 
burst on the scene at 18 years 

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old with her psychologist and 
meditating between changeovers 

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was like, oh, oh, right there. 
I mean, everyone talked about 

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the mental side of the game but 
no one really was. 

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It was not him. 
It was like, if it was like 

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Hayden. 
Yes. 

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Closeted. 
Yeah. 

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Mental health is coming out of 
the closet, and, and she be on 

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Tech and frankly. 
Osaka, despite her other 

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questionable choices is bringing
it out of the closet. 

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Hello. 
Hello. 

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And it looks Fierce. 
And what did you think of the 

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actual final the match between 
should be on Tech and mokuba, is

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that the correct pronunciation 
either? 

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Honestly, we were watching on an
NBC and John Mcenroe Mary 

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Carillo and the Third guy. 
They all they all spoke 

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differently as if they were like
three feuding linguists and they

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were just like no, this is how 
one was milkovo. 

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One was mahabhava and one was 
mikotoba and it was like, guys, 

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like you all have Google and you
can just Google how to say, moo 

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covid-19. 
I really enjoyed a mooc of has 

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run. 
She's got a great game. 

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You know, she made it the 
Australian Open semies back in 

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2021 you know. 
It's she's been on the radar. 

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Oh yeah and she's hope I hate to
say it but she's really cute. 

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Am I allowed to say that she's 
not like a cute smile? 

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Beautiful eyes. 
Yeah, it's not allowed. 

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Okay, I think so. 
Okay. 

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Well I just I meant more like I 
don't want to be jealous. 

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Whose eyes are more beautiful. 
Well, I'm looking at your eyes 

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are Bluer, whose eyes are Bluer,
whereas, or more as you are. 

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Well, do you have your Coco 
montrese contacts in or one 

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second? 
Hold on, let me put them in up, 

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right? 
There's the left. 

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Look how fucking orange. 
You look? 

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Yes, yeah. 
But I let stuff for me is I 

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loved her run but it's kind of 
like mooc of a Who But you know,

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like she kind of came out of 
nowhere. 

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So I was at who Cova Who cover, 
who cook, whatever, who we keep 

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having these. 
These players in WTA tournaments

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and Grand Slams, who have this 
big run, have this big moment 

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and then fall off the radar 
examples. 

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Paul at the French specifically 
Von Rusev a Barbara critique of 

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AA Anastasia pavlyuchenkova 
Cannon. 

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And then all over the tour 
andreea scoot right? 

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A cannula, the Fernandez. 
Daniel, Daniel Collins your 

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favorite, Jen Brady. 
I mean, all these players that 

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have one run, one encounter 
saying, yeah. 

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Oh, here she is. 
She's announcing herself. 

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We're going to see this players 
too. 

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Good to not see her on tour as a
factor for ten fifteen, twenty 

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Thirty forty, five years, you 
know. 

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The next Century. 
Novak Djokovic. 

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Yeah yeah and it's just it's 
happened. 

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So many times that you know you 
feel me. 

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Fool me once for me twice for me
33 times and I'm still going to 

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maybe think about it. 
It's weird. 

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It's like a it's like a weird 
like reality dating show. 

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Like we get two weeks with these
women. 

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You fall in love with them, we 
learn their backstory and like 

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what they overcame and all this 
stuff. 

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And and you know, I know all of 
mooc of has injuries and 

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everything that she's been 
through to get here. 

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It's tricky because, like, you 
fall in love with them for two 

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weeks and then they're gone. 
You never hear from them again. 

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It's like it's like the majority
of my boyfriend. 

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He's the weak fall deeply in 
love and then revolving door out

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onto the next. 
Yeah, it's just, it's, you know,

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it can be a little empty, 
they've got a support group, 

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Paul, you're not the only one 
who was scarred and and then 

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blocked from them. 
Those work from the new 

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tournaments, they won't let me 
in guys. 

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I'm back this time, I'm 
different, but but like in the 

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final they were saying like, oh 
look of a, we're going to see be

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seeing her for the next. 
Years. 

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You know, like the like this is 
she is here and I've heard that 

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before heard it all before. 
So we'll see. 

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I and I thought you gonna start 
that chant. 

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00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,600
She's here. 
Queer get used to it but she's 

450
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,600
just here. 
You know what I did think was 

451
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,800
fun about the final. 
What was that both mokuba and 

452
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,100
she on Tech idolized. 
Rafael Nadal. 

453
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:09,400
Yeah, I saw that, that photo of 
mokuba in her little capri 

454
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:16,100
pants, her clam diggers so. 
So cute clam clam, what, what is

455
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,700
a clam? 
What is the clamp? 

456
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:23,900
All what is the clamp slang for?
Do you know, I just, I just 

457
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,800
like, hearing is a clam, so you 
do with your, with your 

458
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:32,100
Mid-Atlantic, San Diego accent, 
you know, lamb, in terms of 

459
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:36,800
shellfish, The clams are low. 
I love a scallop, but, clams are

460
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,000
not clams, and mussels are see. 
You think you better than me? 

461
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,100
I love a clam chowder. 
I love a clam chowder. 

462
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,800
Yeah. 
No, I'm not anti clam well, but 

463
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:54,400
a little muscle Fritz, like, 
Taylor Fritz. 

464
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,900
I got ya. 
You know, a good old friend 

465
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,100
moose moose feet? 
Yeah. 

466
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,800
Is that what it is? 
Jesus. 

467
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,600
You know, I got a showing, how 
worldly are we are? 

468
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:10,800
Without I got a I got a 5 on the
front JP 10 to 20 years ago. 

469
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:16,800
And it's 20 30 years ago but 
yeah, no, it was interesting. 

470
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,700
Yeah, so they are a couple of 
interesting points though. 

471
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:26,100
That that eegah and mooc Ava 
both idolized Rafa because it 

472
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:30,500
feels like In some ways. 
Some it's yet another weird 

473
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,600
gender inequality. 
We're like okay girls can 

474
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,700
idolize a guy player because 
like, oh yeah, I want to be like

475
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,500
the best of the best in like guy
like little boys growing up with

476
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:45,400
like yeah, I want to idolize 
Rafa but like I don't think 

477
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,900
there are as many boys who are, 
like, I want to play, like, 

478
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,200
Serena there might be a lot of 
girls are like, I want to play 

479
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,800
like Serena, but it's sort of 
like, it doesn't go both ways. 

480
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:58,300
It's what, what you, you don't. 
To play like Serena? 

481
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,200
No, I do. 
But I'm I'm very comfortable in 

482
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,300
my skin. 
There's no. 

483
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:06,100
What you're what you're saying 
basically is that, if you want 

484
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:11,300
to play like Serena and you're 
like a young sort of 11 year old

485
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,800
kid and New England. 
If you're male identified way, 

486
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:21,100
11 year, old boy, In New England
and imposed, any of a poster of 

487
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,800
Serena on your wall. 
You might be a homosexual. 

488
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,700
Alert alert. 
Yes. 

489
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,400
Parents, if your son has a 
poster of Serena Williams on 

490
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,500
their wall, it is not because he
thinks that she's hot. 

491
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,900
Oh my God, I had posters because
he wants to be her. 

492
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:44,100
You're saying I wanted to be 
Mary Pierce She-Hulk, Jessica 

493
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:47,400
Rabbit Catwoman, Sharon Stone 
Madonna. 

494
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,100
I had these posters on my wall 
and I was, my parents just 

495
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:56,400
thought I was a freak. 
There was like, oh, he He's so 

496
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:02,000
straight and so kinky. 
I mean, those ice picks, those, 

497
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,600
what a stud were raising, those 
are brackets. 

498
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,400
I mean, we just we're gonna have
to be careful that he doesn't 

499
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,500
get all these women pregnant. 
Yeah. 

500
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,700
Honey honey. 
He's nine years old. 

501
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,900
Should we have the talk with 
him? 

502
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,100
I'm worried. 
But yeah I mean but like the 

503
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:22,700
case in point like you are 
homosexual and so yes like of 

504
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:26,300
course like no, I'm sorry. 
I'm Sorry, I don't want it, 

505
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:30,500
never admitted to that. 
I'm by, I'm by, don't you dare 

506
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,400
everyone? 
I'm by, I love my anything. 

507
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:40,100
Once I did that, I did that by 
Gateway with my dad. 

508
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,000
Oh yeah. 
So on Father's Day, I did that 

509
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
with your dad too. 
We all did that with your dad, 

510
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,300
okay? 
That's our Winner's Circle for 

511
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:55,900
the French Open because what a 
tournament and we're going to be

512
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:59,300
back in just a moment with 
something that we have cooked 

513
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:04,700
up, just for this episode in 
honor of pride, in honor of 

514
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:09,100
Father's Day, in honor of the 
Tonys were coming back with the 

515
00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:36,800
disappoint ease. 
Welcome back everybody and it is

516
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:42,300
now time for the inaugural 
edition of the disappoint he's 

517
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:46,100
an honor of Pride and Father's 
Day. 

518
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,600
We have come up with a new award
show for when you're really 

519
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,700
disappointed in something for 
when you wish things had gone. 

520
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,000
Another way. 
For when you're not that happy 

521
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,500
about the French Open, we 
thought what better way to 

522
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,700
celebrate that? 
Then with how our fathers might 

523
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:06,600
feel about us this pride month, 
Month, it's just like, you know,

524
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,100
the office, the Dunder Mifflin. 
They had the dundies. 

525
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,500
I love it. 
Hey, let's do this. 

526
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:16,400
We had the Tonys last night. 
It's time for the disappoint. 

527
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,800
Is the discipline motional. 
The emotional unavailable? 

528
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,400
He's now that's already been 
taken. 

529
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,900
Oh yeah. 
Yeah. 

530
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,700
It's so we have seven or eight 
Awards to give out folks. 

531
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:35,700
Did I tell you that? 
My father suggested I play 

532
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:39,800
football to help my tennis. 
He was like, you should join the

533
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,300
football team. 
It'll be from playing more 

534
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,400
tennis know, it'll like help you
like, like, literally man up 

535
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:51,900
like, toughen up like, like and 
he was like, it'll help with 

536
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,700
your footwork. 
Hmm. 

537
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,100
And I was like, well, Dad, I 
could also just do footwork 

538
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,700
drills where you can also just 
take dance class. 

539
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:03,300
I was like, you know, the 
concussion might not help my 

540
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:07,000
tennis game. 
But thanks Dad, I brought this 

541
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,699
this up with him like recently 
and he was like, what? 

542
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:10,600
I don't know what you're talking
about. 

543
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,400
I didn't suggest you join the 
football team and I was like, 

544
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,500
okay, look, honestly, like you 
would be such a Target out 

545
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,300
there. 
I'm glad you didn't play because

546
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:22,000
you would've been just picked 
off like one by one. 

547
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,900
Would you have been a wide 
receiver or tight end? 

548
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,800
Bullseye bullseye have been a 
bull's-eye. 

549
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:34,699
That's not a position. 
Well, I'm sure your dad is No 

550
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:41,400
longer as disappointed in you as
he once was, but it's time for 

551
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,400
the disappoint. 
He's folk a I am ready. 

552
00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,000
Are you ready for the first 
category? 

553
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,100
Yes, what is the first category?
The first category is worst 

554
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:54,600
timing. 
So the worst timing, you know, 

555
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,200
when things happen in an order 
or at a time when you just think

556
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,500
what? 
And so we've got two nominees 

557
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:08,000
first We have the collaboration 
between Wilson and kif that 

558
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,100
dropped as they said just in 
time for clay-court season and 

559
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:16,200
they dropped it on the Friday 
before the French Open final 

560
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,100
which is the last clay-court 
tournament of the season. 

561
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:24,000
I mean you know I'm sure it was 
just a supply chain or something

562
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,400
but it's funny because so Billy 
and I we went to a really fun 

563
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:34,000
little event on Thursday night 
and we met a lot of Fellow 

564
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,100
tennis enthusiasts and our 
friend Eliza told us all about 

565
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,300
this new collaboration like, oh 
my God, this sounds so great. 

566
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,400
We go online and look at it it's
all these jackets and all this 

567
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,800
have some of it's very chic but 
a lot of it has like Eiffel 

568
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,000
Towers on it. 
I've got to say the collection 

569
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,400
itself. 
I like I was worried. 

570
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,500
Yeah yeah but I don't need a 
jacket with an Eiffel Tower on 

571
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,500
it. 
When I go to Wimbledon know that

572
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,200
Not only was the timing 
questionable but okay, let me 

573
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,000
see. 
Some players wearing this Wilson

574
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
kith exactly a tire, right? 
Exactly. 

575
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,300
Whether it's at the French Open 
Wimbledon in between. 

576
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah, it's a head-scratcher, 
there's a questionable launch 

577
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,000
botch launch. 
Yes. 

578
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,600
Now now speaking of cathing is 
our second nominee which is sits

579
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,500
a Dosa. 
So this was Stephen oats its ups

580
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:35,900
and Paola Pedrosa. 
Who have done a hard launch 

581
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,900
across social media of their new
relationship. 

582
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,400
Apparently, they're very much in
love, it was seen watching his 

583
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,000
matches. 
She was in the very back 

584
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,300
watching, like, sort of in 
Incognito. 

585
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,800
She has a. 
She had to pull out of Roland 

586
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,000
Garros with the spinal fracture.
Correct, I'm not. 

587
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,600
I don't know how she I guess she
got that during the Italian 

588
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,100
Open. 
Or he says this deposit was also

589
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,100
playing the Italian 
extracurricular activities and 

590
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:08,700
since he passed looked very out 
of sorts during his 

591
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:11,900
quarterfinal. 
So they, they're both struggling

592
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:15,600
with their fucking each other. 
Out of the tour, they're bought 

593
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,200
their bodies, they're pushing 
their bodies to the limits. 

594
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:24,500
Take It to the Limit, you know, 
I gotta say so he bought them 

595
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:29,600
doubt in the quarters real bad, 
really terrible showing and He 

596
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,300
was, he was up for being number 
one in the world. 

597
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,100
If he won this tournament and 
certain things happened and he 

598
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:41,500
just completely got his ass 
handed to him and that's not 

599
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:45,000
exactly but Dosa. 
You know, I wish. 

600
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,200
But you know that's not exactly 
the time to just be like, okay, 

601
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,100
we're just going to launch our 
our relationship. 

602
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,100
It's just it's just it's weird 
timing. 

603
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,800
Like if you really want to be a 
contender, just don't do it 

604
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,300
after such an embarrassing loss 
or maybe the pr team was like 

605
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,700
hey let's go. 
The stop talking about this. 

606
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:05,800
So we're going to, we're going 
to launch City, Dosa, and they 

607
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,100
did it. 
Also by changing their profile 

608
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:11,200
photos on Spotify, which I 
didn't even know that was a 

609
00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:13,600
thing but suddenly and that's 
what everyone is talking about. 

610
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,500
On Twitter. 
Oh, do they have each other in 

611
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,700
their, their Spotify promo 
photos where they each have like

612
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:24,000
one or two or three followers? 
And so the award goes between 

613
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,800
those two bad timing, the award,
it goes to City Dosa. 

614
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,000
Because the Wilson kids 
collection that can be around 

615
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,800
forever. 
Why don't know why Paola Paola? 

616
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,600
And Stefanos feel like they 
really need to be launching 

617
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,400
right now. 
What's our next category? 

618
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:44,700
Our next award, our next 
disappoint e is for the worst 

619
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:50,400
serve and so this is a again, 
another two-way race between 

620
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:54,000
Daria Kazakh. 
Kinas first, serve, and 

621
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,200
Alexander's ver of second serve.
Mmm. 

622
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:02,400
Because both of them were Us. 
It's like that Target lady that 

623
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,100
old Kristen Wiig SNL skit where 
she was like Wow! 

624
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:11,200
Wow! 
And watching because of Canaan 

625
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,800
which we're big fans of Daria 
here in the Pod. 

626
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Yeah, yeah that's serve that. 
That is such an embarrassment at

627
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,600
that's enough. 
Front two, lesbians everywhere. 

628
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,900
That is the weakest first serve 
on tour. 

629
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,200
Yeah. 
But hasn't Cana Has not 

630
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,800
pretended. 
That it's anything other than 

631
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,100
that, right? 
Like she's like, here's a 

632
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:39,200
puffball. 
I'm throwing this, you know, 

633
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,300
serve in. 
It's not really a hichy motion. 

634
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,200
It's not prone to technical 
technical breakdown. 

635
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:50,800
So she's basically saying, hey, 
this is a point starter. 

636
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:54,400
Let's start then, let's let's 
get in the clay and roll around.

637
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,300
Why does she think that? 
That's okay, as a top 10 player.

638
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,000
Imagine if she Your serve. 
I don't know, I hope she does, 

639
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,200
but I'm giving this one to 
zverev because he is so tall. 

640
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,700
He should do better. 
Kazakh in does not. 

641
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,300
As of now trying to do better. 
She's not double faulting. 

642
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:16,100
She's not missing that serve, 
she's just rolling it and she is

643
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,700
not six-foot-six, like he is. 
So that's that's fair. 

644
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,700
She's just under six foot six. 
Yeah, the thing about Casa 

645
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:26,400
Colina, do just a little bit 
more about her, her box was 

646
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,500
fierce and I think you know what
Box. 

647
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:32,400
I'm talking about. 
Yeah and that's her players box.

648
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,200
So it's funny watching the match
between her and svitolina they 

649
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,600
kept cutting over to her box and
there were just these two very 

650
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:45,200
chic just dress in all black 
lesbians watching and I was like

651
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,100
who is that? 
Like work because akina we've 

652
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:52,600
established she does not give a 
flying you know what about what 

653
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,100
you think of her and she's going
to have whomever and she's going

654
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,800
to do whatever she's been 
vocally against the ward. 

655
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,600
So I was looking up who it was 
And one of them was a pop singer

656
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,000
named zemfira. 
She is a Russian pop singer, who

657
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,800
has, since been declared a 
foreign agent by Russia, meaning

658
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,700
that they are no longer trusted 
as a Russian. 

659
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,500
So so this because she is she is
been vocally against the war. 

660
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,100
She's a super Chic lesbian, she 
lives with her partner in Paris.

661
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,100
It's like reminded me very much 
of that movie high arc from the 

662
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:28,400
90s with Ally Sheedy and 
Patricia Clarkson. 

663
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,000
It just being like these two 
super Chic lesbians who just 

664
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,800
were like, living their best 
lives. 

665
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:40,300
And and so I was into that and 
also the wave at the end between

666
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,000
Switzerland and Kazakh Kina, you
know. 

667
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,600
So we all know that between 
Russian and Ukrainian or 

668
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,200
Belarusian and Ukrainian 
players. 

669
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,300
Not shaking hands at the net, 
but spirulina and Kasich. 

670
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:54,000
Inna gave each other a look and 
like a thumbs-up of like and it 

671
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,100
was just something about. 
It was so beautiful. 

672
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,800
I almost I almost cried. 
It was just like, they really 

673
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,500
had a Out of emotion for 
drinkers because akina is 

674
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,100
extremely against this war and 
she's been very vocal Kazakh. 

675
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,600
Kena has been more than any 
other more than any other 

676
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:14,700
Russian or Belarusian player. 
She has been vocal against the 

677
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:20,300
war and Russia's actions and 
supportive of Ukrainian players 

678
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:26,300
and she didn't Shake Elina 
svitolina his hand because she 

679
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:29,100
knew that Alina exhibit do it 
and Scioscia. 

680
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,700
Anticipated that and gave her a 
thumbs-up and gave her kind of a

681
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,500
look. 
That was like, I support you. 

682
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,200
I'm with you even after losing 
that, that tight to set her. 

683
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,300
Yeah. 
And and then cause akina got 

684
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:48,600
booed, which was a bummer 
because they perceived Kazakh. 

685
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,500
Ynez not shaking Elliot has hand
because she was pissed about the

686
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:58,500
what like that she was. 
She was programmed crowd, never 

687
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,400
understood it. 
Entire tournament which is just 

688
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,900
stupid. 
Like how France? 

689
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,900
France come on as a crowd 
though? 

690
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,500
I feel like we need a 
disappointing for the crowd. 

691
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,200
Maybe we're just kind of an 
honorary the crowd at the French

692
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,100
Open, gets a disappointing 
because they were out of control

693
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,900
the whole time. 
Yeah, I like I like how though 

694
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,600
they make themselves character 
in the term, you know. 

695
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,200
Oh, they in the like we're not 
going to be ignored. 

696
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,700
No, we're not going to be on the
sidelines. 

697
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,100
We might literally be on the 
sidelines, but we're not going 

698
00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:29,000
to be sidelined. 
Yeah, yeah. 

699
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,100
We are going to be relevant. 
It's it's Glenn Close in Fatal 

700
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,100
Attraction. 
I'm not going to be ignored. 

701
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah, exactly. 
It's very that. 

702
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,400
Okay, well, that category that's
to disappoint, he's down and 

703
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,400
congratulations to the winners, 
but also, it's just a dishonor 

704
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,500
to be nominated. 
And so now on to our next 

705
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:53,100
category, we've got worst 
quarter or semi-final individual

706
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:56,400
performance. 
Then we have three nominees for 

707
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,900
this category, this category 
roles The tongue worst quarter 

708
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:04,300
or semi individual performance. 
Yes. 

709
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,700
It's you know it feels very in 
line with the Tonys. 

710
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:10,000
It's like best featured actor. 
Individual know what I do. 

711
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,400
You know what? 
Yeah it's a legitimate category 

712
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,400
because there were a lot of 
really bad individual 

713
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,800
performances. 
I'm, we could go to town on this

714
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:24,700
but the three nominees are 
Holger Rune and his quarterfinal

715
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,800
performance against Casper. 
Rude. 

716
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,400
He Seemed completely disengaged 
in this match. 

717
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,000
He was not interested. 
The first two sets, were over in

718
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,800
a blink, in a blink of a, I 
mean, to look Holger Rune. 

719
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,400
He was, he was, he was 
definitely a front-runner. 

720
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,900
He was the name on everyone's 
lips. 

721
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:46,200
People were excited for him to 
take on Djokovic or alcaraz in 

722
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,000
the final. 
And it was just, it was such a 

723
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,500
poor outing, and he just looked 
like, he didn't care. 

724
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:55,600
And one of the things that has 
really told him along the last 

725
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,500
year and a half, as he's kind of
had, this big explosion is like 

726
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:03,500
how How much he is deter. 
He's a hater, hit his 

727
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:07,700
competitiveness, his willingness
to do anything, whatever it 

728
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:10,900
takes to win. 
And any, I will say he did, 

729
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:16,000
maybe it was just a poor tactics
at the beginning of that match. 

730
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,700
He did come back and win the 
third set. 

731
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,200
The fourth set was a little more
competitive. 

732
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:26,600
I'm just saying it was a little 
odd because again, as you said 

733
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:31,200
his competitiveness, yeah. 
Is one of his not, he did not 

734
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,000
give any Frank's about being 
there. 

735
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,800
The first two sets, he just did 
not care. 

736
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,700
So our second nominee for worst 
quarter or semi, individual 

737
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,800
performance is Stefano, Ceci 
pass. 

738
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:48,000
Yikes is all I can say about his
quarter-final against alcaraz 

739
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,300
since he passed. 
Like we said, he could have 

740
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,200
mathematically been the number 
one player in the world. 

741
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,500
If he won the French Open he 
could have really insert himself

742
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:00,700
in the conversation he have We 
inserted himself, he 

743
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:04,300
mathematically could have 
entered himself all over this 

744
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:08,800
tour and I you know look I was 
captain of the math team growing

745
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,500
up. 
I was I was a mathlete. 

746
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:14,000
Not only in athletes. 
I get down with some data. 

747
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,100
Hmm. 
I'm Undateable even though I 

748
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:21,400
like data, look, the first two 
sets for him were the worst 

749
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,600
drubbing he'd ever gotten in a 
grand slam match. 

750
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,900
And if he kept going in the 
third set, it was going to be 

751
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,600
his worst loss ever. 
Her grandson. 

752
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:33,700
He did make the third set a 
little more competitive even 

753
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,700
though he's down to break. 
He like got back up, okay, went 

754
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,300
to a tiebreaker, but it was 
again, it was like, okay, it was

755
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:41,600
never in doubt, you lose the 
first two sets like that to 

756
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,000
think he was tired. 
Like he said he was tired 

757
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,100
because he'd taken melatonin the
night before due to some sleep 

758
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:52,400
issues. 
But do you think Paola? 

759
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,900
Maybe was I mean, what's he like
out? 

760
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,900
It was he like, at Pride? 
Like what? 

761
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:59,000
Like, girl know, like look, 
you're about to play. 

762
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:01,900
The quarterfinals, the number 
one player in the world like get

763
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,100
get your sleep together and 
that's not the night to 

764
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:07,500
experiment with melatonin or a 
new position. 

765
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:11,600
Our last at that breaks Powell 
is back. 

766
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,300
Yeah, exactly. 
It's like, you know, killing two

767
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:22,600
birds with one bed and he so our
final nominee is the women's 

768
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,000
semi-final between stubble Inca 
and mokuba. 

769
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:31,700
O m g and this is just for one 
specific part of the semi-final.

770
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:35,300
It's when it's a belenko was up 
5-2 in the third set and then 

771
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,800
just completely I think she 
maybe thought she won. 

772
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:40,700
N and was in the locker room and
was just like, okay, I'm 

773
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:45,700
showering as milkovo rattles off
five games with barely losing a 

774
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:47,500
point. 
Do you think she was already 

775
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,400
thinking about showering? 
Do you think she was like, like,

776
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,400
touching herself a little bit 
like, thinking about her Hirsch?

777
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:55,900
She's like, I go wash myself 
now. 

778
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,100
Like, I don't know, like, just 
can't wait for that shower. 

779
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,500
She was that shower. 
I mean, what the fuck happened? 

780
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,200
She completely went away. 
She turned to the sub-link of 

781
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,500
two years ago. 
She couldn't get a servant. 

782
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,400
She couldn't hit a ball in. 
I don't think you're gonna agree

783
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:15,800
with me, but I think that that 
was more due to Mikvah. 

784
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:22,600
Not letting up still, keeping 
your head down and coming back 

785
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,600
and raising her level. 
Then Sabha Lanka crumbling. 

786
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,200
I think it was a little bit of 
both, but I'm going to give a 

787
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,200
little bit more weight to mooc 
of has performance then to Sabol

788
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:42,100
Lanka's, you know, Claps, but 
that that's my take, that's 

789
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,500
fine, you know, we're allowed to
have different takes. 

790
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,100
That's what makes this 
democracy, beautiful. 

791
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:50,400
You are wrong, but you're 
allowed to be wrong on this 

792
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,200
podcast. 
So I'm voting for sissy pass as 

793
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,600
worst quarter or semi individual
performance. 

794
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,400
Who are you voting for? 
And I am voting for Holger runet

795
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,500
as worst quarter or semi 
individual performance. 

796
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,600
For this one, we are at a, we 
are at a standstill. 

797
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,000
What we're going to do is we're 
going to do rock, paper, 

798
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,900
scissors live. 
I've we're going to Rochambeau 

799
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,800
and whoever wins gets to decide.
Who wins this disappoint. 

800
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,600
You so Billy. 
Are you ready? 

801
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,700
Yes. 
Okay. 

802
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:21,400
Let me see you. 
Put your hands in the in the in 

803
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,000
the frame. 
Okay. 

804
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,700
They're in the frame. 
Okay. 

805
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,800
Ro sham bo you win. 
Yeah. 

806
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,000
Okay, welcome Rock, crushes, 
scissors now, yeah. 

807
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:37,800
Okay, that's it. 
So 60 pass. 

808
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:41,500
Yeah, congratulations. 
You, you won something since you

809
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,600
pass. 
Graduate. 

810
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:48,900
Enjoy your disappointing. 
Our next category is worst match

811
00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:54,700
point and we only have one 
nominee who is by default the 

812
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:58,700
winner and when I say default I 
should say double faults because

813
00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:03,300
it is the women's final ended. 
You know a pretty freaking good 

814
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:07,100
match between lukovitch fee on 
Tech and it ended with a double 

815
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:15,800
fault from ooh covid-19. 
What a way to end this 

816
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,800
tournament worst match point of 
the year, I'm going to say it. 

817
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,400
Yeah. 
And it's you know I feel frigga 

818
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:28,300
really because like she was 
ready to just celebrate. 

819
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:33,200
Like she was ready to like 
squirrel to dance through the 

820
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:39,100
clay to draw cartoons that red 
clay. 

821
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:43,500
And instead she had to have a 
somewhat muted reaction because 

822
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:47,100
of the double fault. 
And so honestly, hmm I feel for 

823
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:48,600
her. 
Well it's one of things I was 

824
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,400
like wait oh it's over. 
Oh you know exactly know she'd 

825
00:50:52,400 --> 00:51:00,600
one because it's uh yeah okay 
our next category is worst 

826
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,300
Trend. 
So there have been a few things 

827
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:08,200
that have popped up over the 
French Open or popped out or, 

828
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,200
you know, made their way into 
the headlines. 

829
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,100
And one of them is players 
pointing to Their heads. 

830
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,600
Good Lord. 
Come and point my head right 

831
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,700
now. 
Paul, what is it? 

832
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,400
What does it look like? 
It looks like you are Katya from

833
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,500
drag race. 
Like when she kind is Abe 

834
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,300
Lincoln and she like shot 
herself in the head because 

835
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,100
that's what whenever they do 
that I'm like, oh you're just 

836
00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:34,100
shooting yourself in the head 
but what they're really doing is

837
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,600
they're showing I am strong 
mentally. 

838
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,800
Yeah. 
But you know, if you if you do 

839
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,700
that every time you win a set I 
mean it starts to lose its 

840
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:49,100
power. our, it's become an 
epidemic and Are they saying 

841
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:54,100
like, oh, hey, I use my brain. 
I'm mentally tough, I 

842
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:57,800
implemented a strategy. 
I mean, this stuff used to be 

843
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:02,400
sort of understood and now 
apparently that there needs to 

844
00:52:02,408 --> 00:52:09,200
be like a point to the brain to 
visually Demonstrate to 

845
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,600
everybody that I think I use 
brain. 

846
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:16,200
Yeah, it's very Crow Magnum. 
I want some players to start 

847
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,400
pointing to other body parts. 
Oh yeah, mmm. 

848
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:23,300
If you want to, if you want to 
match Billy, where would you 

849
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,500
point? 
Not that you're going to win a 

850
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,000
match. 
No, think about it. 

851
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:34,100
I'm going to point to this part 
of my clavicle because it, it 

852
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:38,900
always brings me luck. 
So, the other, the other worst 

853
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:43,400
trend is gender reveal parties. 
Honestly, I didn't think that we

854
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,300
had to even say this in 2023, 
especially during a tennis 

855
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:52,300
tournament, but I guess, I don't
know to, to keep herself part of

856
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:57,100
the conversation. 
Naomi Osaka had a lovely Little 

857
00:52:57,100 --> 00:53:02,000
gender-reveal party because she 
is famously pregnant and we're 

858
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,800
very excited and apparently 
she's going to have a little 

859
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,700
princess. 
Well I mean first of all Naomi 

860
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:13,100
you're doing this during Pride 
so it's extra charged with 

861
00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:17,300
intentional, it's more. 
Just the slogan that was on 

862
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:21,900
there and all of that. 
Yeah, yeah, well did Naomi maybe

863
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:26,000
I've had like a rainbow rainbow 
flag colors, pop out of that 

864
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,900
cake. 
And the gender would have been 

865
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:33,100
like all genders. 
Like right. 

866
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:36,600
Come on, a gender reveal then. 
Ya know, it's a gender 

867
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,700
explosion. 
It's a gender. 

868
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,000
There's an explosion of gender 
and her belly. 

869
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,200
Yeah. 
What has she got in there? 

870
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,000
Well, all I know is that her 
slogan? 

871
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,700
A little princess is on the way.
I mean, like, wait for the kid 

872
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:59,200
to asked asked say I'm a 
princess, like you're already 

873
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,200
saying oh, you're a princess, 
you're just Begging for a 

874
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,800
Monster. 
Yeah. 

875
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:08,600
Like to be in your stroller and 
saying what it's give me that 

876
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:14,800
bottle, it's very like Pro 
monarchy like girl a princess. 

877
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,700
It's like I I mean, come on like
is she a colonist? 

878
00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,400
Like where's this coming from 
Naomi? 

879
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,300
It doesn't, it doesn't feel like
Naomi to do this. 

880
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:26,800
It was just a weird thing. 
But maybe, maybe we don't know 

881
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,500
Naomi as much as we thought we 
did that. 

882
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:33,500
That's possible. 
And for that reason, I'm going 

883
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,800
to say that worst trend. 
The award the disappoint e goes 

884
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,400
to Naomi Osaka and gender reveal
parties. 

885
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,200
What's our next disappointing 
Paul? 

886
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:50,400
Our next disappoint e is 
biggest. 

887
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,100
Huh moment? 
You know the moment of the 

888
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,300
tournament where we were just 
like wait, what? 

889
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,600
What? 
And so the the first nominee is 

890
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,300
Novak, Djokovic is chest 
implant. 

891
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,900
What the hell is it? 
You know, he just Thing that, 

892
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,700
that he kind of has cheekily 
talked about as this 

893
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:14,400
nanotechnology, that helps them 
deliver his best on Court. 

894
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,400
And he also says, you know, two 
reporters that without it, he 

895
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,300
wouldn't be sitting here. 
He kind of talks about himself, 

896
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:25,600
as being like, Iron Man with it.
Like, wait, this is the guy who 

897
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,600
won't get a vaccine, because he 
doesn't trust it, but then he's 

898
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,600
got this patch of nanotechnology
like it. 

899
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:34,400
It's just so bizarre. 
And I'm also very surprised that

900
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,800
this was a loud Like wait, what?
I mean this for there is a 

901
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,500
Forbes headline that came out 
about he wins the French Open 

902
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:44,100
claiming nanotechnology boosts, 
his Encore performance. 

903
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,500
How is that? 
Not a performance-enhancing 

904
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:51,000
thing? 
Not everyone has a titty booster

905
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,800
like what like what what we I 
would try it. 

906
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,100
I try it once, at least like 
would you? 

907
00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,600
I would put that? 
What is called like the Tau 

908
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,800
patch? 
Yeah yeah I know. 

909
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,500
I'd slap it on for a little bit 
and see how it feels like. 

910
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,800
Come on, what do you want to try
it? 

911
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,100
Paul. 
Sure. 

912
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,700
But then everyone should it's 
like wait, wheres the Level 

913
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:17,500
Playing Field or like because 
like okay then the next time 

914
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,100
that I go out and play I'm gonna
wear roller skates. 

915
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,400
Apparently it try and draw it 
shot me then motherfucker. 

916
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,300
You're gonna do cocaine like 
Martina Hingis in Richard 

917
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:30,300
gasquet but you know what? 
Yeah why not. 

918
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,100
Why is why is why is this 
nanotechnology allowed? 

919
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,300
It's sort of like when Olympic 
swimmers, they all started 

920
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:40,400
wearing those head-to-toe body 
suits with rivets in them to 

921
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,000
make them go faster and then 
they're like oh wait this is 

922
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,600
just all these records are being
smashed because his body suit 

923
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,200
not because the swimmers got 
better. 

924
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:51,900
So why is he allowed to have 
some weird Iron Man esque Chest 

925
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:54,900
implant that delivers him, 
nanotechnology that boosts his 

926
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:56,600
performance. 
That doesn't make any sense to 

927
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,900
me. 
It's a big huh? 

928
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:06,400
It's a big under other nominee 
is you know, Of course everyone 

929
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,800
knows in the women's doubles 
quarterfinals. 

930
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:15,800
We had me. 
Okay to disqualified because she

931
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:20,100
struck a ball girl with a ball. 
Paul. 

932
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:24,900
Can you explain what happened? 
Yeah so it was the end of the 

933
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,900
game. 
They were changing sides and so 

934
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:31,000
she lightly hit the ball back 
towards the ball kid because 

935
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
that's what you're supposed to 
do. 

936
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,800
You get rid of the balls that 
you're holding? 

937
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:39,300
Yeah, but And she had put a 
nanotechnology patch on that 

938
00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:42,300
ball. 
So, it was like a heat-seeking. 

939
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,200
Yeah. 
Turn it. 

940
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:48,300
Turned that ball into a gender 
explosion, and it was just going

941
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,500
who knew, who knew it was gonna 
have to have it. 

942
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:55,800
It's stabbed into that that poor
ball girls neck. 

943
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,000
Girl. 
And yeah. 

944
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,800
And and and you know, our 
thoughts and our prayers go out 

945
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,600
to his ball girl who because she
was holding a ball in each hand 

946
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,300
and she saw Another ball slowly,
but we're talking about this 

947
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,800
lower than Kasich. 
Kinas first, serve, coming 

948
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,100
towards her. 
She froze, she couldn't get out 

949
00:58:14,107 --> 00:58:15,700
of the way. 
She couldn't do anything. 

950
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:19,700
And so it hit her in the chest 
and she cried and you know what,

951
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:23,200
I've been her. 
You still are? 

952
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,600
I've been her. 
I'm still her and you know, 

953
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,700
balls coming towards you. 
You don't know which way to 

954
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:29,400
look. 
I'm not. 

955
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,800
I'm not crying because it hurts.
I'm crying. 

956
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,700
Because at least, I'm not crying
because it hurts physically. 

957
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,800
I'm crying because it hurts 
emotionally. 

958
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,600
I'm embarrassed because I had a 
ball in each hand. 

959
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:49,500
A third ball was coming to me. 
I didn't know how to catch it. 

960
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,500
Because usually you're used to 
only two balls. 

961
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:57,600
Sometimes there's a third and 
you know this is the balls in 

962
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,600
pairs of two. 
This is the joke of its effect 

963
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,700
but you know, because he memory 
hit that lines woman, famously 

964
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:09,300
in 2020 and was disqualified. 
Now, if anyone like Taps 

965
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,600
anything anywhere, they're all 
disqualified and so this team 

966
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,200
got disqualified. 
It's like what? 

967
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:17,400
But to be clear we understand 
the ball. 

968
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,400
Go ball. 
Girl, she probably A again was 

969
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,900
embarrassed. 
It's cerebus charm, 0 & Boos 

970
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:27,500
covid, that was real 
questionable Sports person 

971
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:32,700
person ship yes. 
And to me, therefore, that was 

972
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:36,000
not a moment that was more like,
mmm Omen. 

973
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:43,300
No, so I'm giving this 
disappoint e, two jokers chest. 

974
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:49,100
Implants now then. 
Yeah, to his third level, one 

975
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:52,000
more category. 
Paul one more category. 

976
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,800
This is, this is, I mean, I hear
this from you every night. 

977
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:57,400
This is like the ultimate 
category. 

978
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,800
It's, this is the big prize of 
the night. 

979
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,600
Gwyneth Paltrow was going to 
come on to present it. 

980
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,900
But she had a last-minute 
conflict. 

981
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:11,400
But this category for the last 
disappoint, he is worst men and 

982
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:16,200
honestly the list could go on 
and on, but we Two nominees and 

983
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,600
one right in. 
So we've got American men as one

984
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:25,100
nominee, we've gotten French men
as the second nominee, hmm? 

985
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,400
And then somebody wrote in the 
third nominee, all of my 

986
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,900
boyfriend's which are both 
French and American, there's 

987
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,300
only one way I can tell them 
apart, huh? 

988
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,400
Don't know which way that is and
poochie for skin. 

989
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:47,200
But youthful skin, all that's, 
that's changing more and more 

990
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:53,700
American men are uncut and more 
and more Frenchmen are double. 

991
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:57,700
Our double uncut, dope. 
That's what a double entendre 

992
01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,800
is, its when? 
Yes, double uncut. 

993
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,000
Yeah, yes. 
Yeah. 

994
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,200
And so, you know, we've got the 
American men who it's an 

995
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,800
anteater Trail of Tears, it's 
Aunt eater. 

996
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:13,500
But yes, the American man, they 
could have done better, korto 

997
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:17,200
TFO Fritz. 
All of that, you know, they just

998
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,000
didn't really show up again, not
surprising. 

999
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,200
Tommy Paul. 
My husband, look, we are on a 

1000
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,500
break, but Tommy, where did you 
go? 

1001
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:27,200
Where did you go, Tommy Paul? 
Yeah, I mean I think they all 

1002
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,500
tried but they all there were 
some Miss opportunities Court 

1003
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:34,900
especially losing that mashed 
match to opener. 

1004
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,200
UFO. 
Come on. 

1005
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,000
You could have taken out this 
pair of Fritz. 

1006
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,600
Maybe you shouldn't have made 
enemies with the French fans. 

1007
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,400
Although, you know, I kind of 
get it. 

1008
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,100
It kind of made me like, you 
better. 

1009
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:52,200
Yeah, but the Frenchman I mean, 
we'd had, we had more feasts 

1010
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,700
hair. 
We none of them were expected to

1011
01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:01,700
perform well, so they arguably 
overperformed simply by winning 

1012
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,300
a match, right? 
Or simply by taking a match to 

1013
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,000
Vice being there. 
Yeah, they do. 

1014
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:09,500
You got participation trophies? 
Yeah, I mean no Frenchmen. 

1015
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,300
Were even seated. 
I'll announce the winner. 

1016
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:17,500
It's by a snip. 
The winner is the American men. 

1017
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,800
Congratulations on your 
disappoint e for being the worst

1018
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:26,000
men. 
And that has been the inaugural 

1019
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:31,000
edition of the disappoint. 
He's I could not have been more 

1020
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,300
honored to be a part of this 
Billy. 

1021
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:35,500
Anything else to say about the 
disappoint, he's the 

1022
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:39,300
disappointments. 
You know I've got those Nanobots

1023
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,500
coursing through my bloodstream 
and I feel pretty good. 

1024
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,900
Yeah - you've never performed 
better on the court out of court

1025
01:02:49,200 --> 01:03:20,200
and Margaret caught Mack. 
So now we're coming to the end 

1026
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,100
of our latest episode. 
Folks once again it's been a 

1027
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:27,600
pleasure being with you Billy. 
You've never sounded better than

1028
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,500
you've looked and we're going to
close out like we always do with

1029
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,200
our predictions because our 
predictions don't lie and our 

1030
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,600
lives cannot be predicted. 
So who's going to dominate the 

1031
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,400
grass courts? 
The Grass Court season was kind 

1032
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,600
of we're going from red to green
red light, green, light Bing, 

1033
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:45,000
Bang, Boom, Billy, what do you 
see happening in the Grass Court

1034
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,800
Season? 
I think that Rebecca is going. 

1035
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:51,800
Going to re-emerge on the 
women's side. 

1036
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
I think she's going and by 
re-emerge. 

1037
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,300
I mean, she just won the Italian
Open, right? 

1038
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,300
You're going to get over that 
cold. 

1039
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,800
Is that we're saying? 
Yeah, and I think she's going to

1040
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,900
repeat at Wimbledon. 
Think she's gonna take it. 

1041
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:07,000
I think also Petra kvitova might
declare this her last 

1042
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,500
tournament. 
I hope that's not the case. 

1043
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:12,800
You know, I'm a huge Petra fan 
when my cat is named after Petra

1044
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,200
and it would be sad but I just 
have heard some Rumblings and 

1045
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,700
grumblings and I think I think 
that that might be what's 

1046
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:23,000
happening, that would be so 
huge. 

1047
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,600
So if she retires. 
Are you going to rename your cat

1048
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,300
or you just going to put your 
cat to sleep? 

1049
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:34,500
Well, you know, when players 
retire, they don't die there, 

1050
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,800
Delta me. 
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm 

1051
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:40,600
going to talk to my cat and say,
you know, you might be evolving.

1052
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,100
The this might be a new chapter,
but you're not dead. 

1053
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,900
I, I'm interested in both of 
those storylines. 

1054
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:48,800
I'm also interested to see how 
mooc of has game. 

1055
01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:52,400
It's to grasp because she has 
some skills at the net and 

1056
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,400
grass, courts are where that 
happens and, you know, on the 

1057
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,000
men's side, maybe it's going to 
be interesting. 

1058
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,500
Look, all the sudden kurios is 
back. 

1059
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,800
He's, he's kind of like, okay, 
I'm just going to show up and 

1060
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,600
start playing on grass. 
Now, I'm gonna skip the entire 

1061
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,500
clay-court season. 
I'm not taking my girlfriend to 

1062
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:12,000
Paris, like, I promised her, I 
would, and I don't know. 

1063
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,700
Maybe he's got another run in 
him. 

1064
01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,600
Will see you. 
Like it's kind of, it's weird. 

1065
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,800
I think it would be 
unprecedented. 

1066
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,600
If a player can play a part 
time, I mean Super part-time 

1067
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,600
even Serena had a couple 
supercars, you played played 

1068
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:29,400
part-time, but like Kira, if 
curios just plays for a couple 

1069
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,600
months a year and is successful,
that would be unprecedented. 

1070
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,100
I don't think it's gonna, I 
don't think he's like and he's 

1071
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,200
like a kid with like a summer 
job between semesters. 

1072
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,600
Like I said, oh, I'll play 
tennis know. 

1073
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,600
It's crazy, but, you know, I 
mean, I do love watching his 

1074
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,700
game. 
And I do love how he can really 

1075
01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:47,900
frustrate Djokovic. 
So we'll see. 

1076
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,800
But I I think Djokovic is going 
to win Wimbledon. 

1077
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:54,600
I think that we are in this dark
period that we are going to have

1078
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:58,700
to find a way to find the light.
And I my way is, I think it's 

1079
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:03,200
going to be fun, watching a 
goat, who is Thoroughly 

1080
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,900
unappreciated in his time. 
He's going to go through his 

1081
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,700
career. 
Never being loved, and I'm glad 

1082
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,500
that we're not alone. 
Billy in understanding that. 

1083
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:16,000
He's kind of trash. 
My, I don't know if it's my 

1084
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,600
heart speaking or my head 
speaking. 

1085
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:20,500
Point to your body were 
speaking. 

1086
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:24,600
Okay. 
That's your but that's your 

1087
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:28,000
third ball. 
So how am I? 

1088
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:36,000
I I I do think that this 
achievement by Novak, he might 

1089
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,900
be somewhat exhausted. 
He might be like a I think he 

1090
01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:44,400
might actually finally be like, 
oh, I can take like a little 

1091
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,200
breather because it's frankly 
very unlikely. 

1092
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,300
He's going. 
To be surpassed in The Next 

1093
01:06:51,700 --> 01:07:00,200
Century Millennium. 
So now, maybe by next year, I am

1094
01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:03,900
what my yeah. 
Rafa Rafa plays next year, wins.

1095
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:06,500
All the tournaments Margaret. 
Court comes back. 

1096
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:10,800
Yeah. 
Well, those are predictions that

1097
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,400
you can start putting money down
on now. 

1098
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,300
The Grass Court season is just 
warming up. 

1099
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:19,800
The grass is greener. 
This is back. 

1100
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:25,000
The Venus is greener and we are 
going to see what happens and we

1101
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,500
will tell you all about it on 
the next episode. 

1102
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:32,600
As always, it's been my great 
pleasure to spend time with you 

1103
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,000
mr. 
Billy Hanson. 

1104
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:38,500
And all the Cheapo monk home. 
I love when you call me by my 

1105
01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:39,800
name. 
All right. 

1106
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,800
See y'all soon. 
Say goodbye. 

1107
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,800
Billy. 
Goodbye Billy.

