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What the fork? 
OK, OK, let's try this again. 

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Welcome to Forking Off the 
Podcast For People Who Said No 

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to Just Following Orders, where 
we explore the very personal 

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decisions behind leaving federal
service, whether by choice or by

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force. 
Every departure has a story, and

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we're here to share them. 
Hi and welcome to this episode 

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of Forking Off I'm Jill Fields. 
And I'm Phillip Fields. 

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And today, we have with us Molly
Kachowski. 

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Hi, Molly. 
Hi. 

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Thanks so much for joining us. 
We'll get started with your 

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bluff, your bottom line up 
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Tell us who you are, where you 
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what your departure was. 
Hi, I'm Molly Kachowski. 

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I was the Regional Director of 
the Rocky Mountain Regional 

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Office of the US Patent and 
Trademark Office. 

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I held that role starting in 
January of 2016 until I left of 

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my own accord on September 5th, 
2025. 

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Well, Mike, tell us a little bit
about your background and how 

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you came to public service 
because your your situation you 

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came a little bit different. 
So I am an engineer by training 

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and an attorney by training. 
I was in private practice and I 

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was in house counsel for three 
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before I came to public service.
When the American Invents Act 

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was passed, it was myself and 
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Mike Draken, Tom Franklin and 
John Posthumous, who really led 

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the charge. 
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America Invents Act that talks 
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regional offices or three other 
satellite offices was actually 

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put in by Senator Michael 
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lobbying efforts that Mike and 
Tom and John and then myself and

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others all did. 
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pretty much 1790 when the Patent
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being. 
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within viewing distance of 
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So if you wanted to do business 
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Office, you had to go to DC in 
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So as the American Invents Act 
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there were a lot of 
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this is America's innovation 
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Shouldn't it be where people are
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Like, shouldn't people who are 
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companies and creating ideas and
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shouldn't they be able to just 
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backyard? 
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Senator Bennett put the phrase 
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said that the agency would 
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could establish up to three 
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There was a follow on 
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Unleashing America Invents Act 
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establish a fifth regional 
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outreach offices around the 
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But community outreach offices 
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always meant to be different, 
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So I was on the team to lobby 
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regional office to Denver. 
They did establish the Denver 

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office in June of 2014. 
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director, Russ Slifer, he went 
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of the entire agency. 
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second and, well, I guess now 
the last regional director of 

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the Rocky Mountain office. 
So your role there was very 

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interesting in what you were 
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You didn't just stay in the 
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No, most days I was, I was out 
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So I had two roles really. 
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sure that the agency had an 
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security of the employees that 
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paramount. 
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examiners who are the people who
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applications, they had a 
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and that they had a great place 
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Our job was also to recruit and 
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So that was all kind of what I 
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administrative side of my job. 
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intellectual property education 
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demystifying intellectual 
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innovating. 
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someone would say to me, well, 
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Sure, but those are two 
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explaining intellectual property
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to use it in their businesses in
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establish their businesses, 
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were generating from products 
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those lines. 
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businesses. 
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to demystify the agency for some
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stakeholders, you know, the ones
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every year. 
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would have been like Micron. 
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conversations depending on who 
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tailored each one of those 
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So, right, if I was out at the 
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to the the guys who are 
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trucks for feed lots for cattle,
that's a different conversation 

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than I would have with, you 
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going to respond to a rulemaking
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and Appeal Board. 
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to the agency for sure, but also
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with the agency to help their 
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I mean, the US Patent and 
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study in 2016 and 2019, but it 
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intellectual property supports 
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domestic product of the United 
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And, and so, so if you're 
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in your business and every 
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have access to people who can 
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different forms of intellectual 
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do, what enforcement looks like.
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conversations free of charge, 
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go to, you know, they, they 
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attorney and, and pay, you know,
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that information and access that
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So it was an immensely valuable 
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provided. 
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I mean, I can only imagine how 
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that are innovating understand 
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people processing the 
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Because if you, if you're 
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do what you need to do, what to 
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have to send back or reject or 
you know, double up and do work,

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you know, do the work more than 
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behind intellectual property 
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And in fact, my office 
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series that we taught every 
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where we literally walked 
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way that they could get their 
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the course of those eight weeks 
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I mean, I was in Utah 5 * a 
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I was in Montana probably 3 * a 
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Kansas, Nebraska 2-3 times a 
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and Wyoming at least once a 
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So we were on the road a lot. 
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you decide it was time to leave?
I think the process of leaving 

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was that process of grieving. 
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It started to change a little 
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the Biden administration, but it
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all. 
My travel card was cut down to a

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dollar spending limit, as was my
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So we had to switch everything 
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fatigue associated with it now. 
So they start, we couldn't 

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travel from January until April.
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oh, you can travel, but it has 
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So we were all shooting in the 
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And I can truly tell you, I did 
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January to when I left. 
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was mission critical. 
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out of many of the events that 
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because we couldn't get there 
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virtual. 
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about, well, you're doing so 
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last year. 
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They wouldn't let. 
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And the best way I can say it is
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I've been able to summarize 
anything with respect to what 

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has happened over the last nine 
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do not match the reality of the 
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actually a crisis that they 
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resolve. 
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of that. 
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with respect to the agency. 
And I will say what also changed

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for the US Patent and Trademark 
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So the US Patent and Trademark 
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beast in the federal government.
We were the only fully user fee 

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funded government agency. 
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taxpayer money. 
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appropriations process, but I 
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few government agencies that 
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was also established by the 
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We really ran the USPTO like a 
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line, value to our stakeholders.
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decision about whether or not we
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was a justification about what 
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to the stakeholders. 
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and outreach that I mentioned 
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So we, we were really, really, 
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agency as that different beast. 
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at the end of December in 2018, 
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Every single US Patent and 
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went to work every single day 
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our own money and they're still 
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shutdown and getting paid. 
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reserves to be able to spend. 
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Office issues patents and 
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Tuesday, they're really big day 
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Office did not issue a patent on
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That's something to watch. 
Yeah, yeah, I agree. 

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So anyway, there were like a 
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to the no travel, in addition to
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that. 
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approvals, tons of red tape that
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justifications, every single. 
At one point I told a friend of 

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mine, I'm like, I am entering 
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one event in seven different 
databases in order to just get 

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it approved for me to do. 
And then once I did it, I had to

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enter more information about 
that event in the same 7 

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databases in order to close it 
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So the red tape became intense. 
Returning people to the office 

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became intense. 
I had people sit in my office 

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and cry that I never thought 
would ever be that vulnerable 

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with me. 
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considerations of things like, 
are there food services in the 

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office? 
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the food service that they used 
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is AGSA building, went away 
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And so there was literally 
nowhere that anybody could go to

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get food during the day. 
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had what I called snacks and 
support every single day. 

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I brought in something for 
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Probably wasn't healthy. 
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need a little something, but it 
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because everybody who would come

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outreach we were doing was 
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it was a minimum of 20 minutes 
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Like, I mean, it was just all of

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those things that did not get 
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people back that really bothered
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Texas office and in the San Jose
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in the lunchroom and in another 
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mailroom. 
Oh, I'm sure that went over 

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really well. 
Yeah. 

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So question here because the 
working remotely and then being 

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called back to the office, was 
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remotely? 
Absolutely none. 

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Every single thing that we did 
was computerized. 

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to have. 
We're back with headquarters. 

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So even prior to the pandemic, 
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done, well, I mean, it was done 
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it was almost all done over the 
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anyway. 
Yeah, except for, of course, for

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the education and IP, which we 
did mostly in person. 

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that a lot of organizations, 
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realized during COVID is there 
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done from home and people were 
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And just the business of the 
agency, right, the examining of 

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patent applications, the 
examining of trademark 

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applications, all of that is 
computerized, It's monitored. 

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The, the US Patent and Trademark
Office is able to monitor its 

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people six ways from Sunday. 
And so, right, we knew our 

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people weren't slacking off. 
And we also knew that the people

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who used to come into the office
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home, that they were actually 
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We we could show that with data 
and with evidence. 

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the economics weren't right. 
It was expensive to operate and 

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not enough people were coming 
into the office. 

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The problem with that is that 
their evidence for that was 

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based on a December 2024 report 
where no one was required to be 

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in the office. 
That changed in February with 

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return to office orders. 
And so they cited a number where

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they said that there were less 
than 10 employees that would 

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come into the office on any 
given day. 

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Well, that was before return to 
office. 

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There were more than 30 USPTO 
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the office every single day. 
And then in addition, we 

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realized like we weren't going 
to be bringing back everybody 

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that had the Denver office as 
their duty station. 

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National Institutes of Health, 
NASA, in order to house their 

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employees within our space. 
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people that were coming into our
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you know, in January, February, 
March, April, May, that kind of 

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time frame. 
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office is always, Oh well, 
people are better when they're 

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interfacing person to person, 
right? 

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But at the same time that 
they're telling you you have to 

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come back into the office to 
work, they're telling you that 

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you can't travel for face to 
face education like where you're

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working with the public. 
The hypocrisy is just too loud 

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to ignore. 
Yes, I again, right. 

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Like one of the sayings we had 
in the office was make it make 

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sense because it doesn't. 
And, and I just felt like, you 

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know, we, we would play the 
entire Talking Heads album, stop

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making sense in the office on a 
regular basis because just felt 

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like that's where we were every 
single day. 

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And and so it just got to the 
point where it became very clear

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that they wanted my job to 
change. 

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They wanted it to change in a 
way that I wasn't comfortable 

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with. 
It became also very clear that 

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they did not value the work, at 
least this administration. 

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Administration did not value the
work that we did. 

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And that was then proven when 
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office on October 1st and, you 
know, simultaneously conducted a

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reduction in force that took our
communications team down to 4 

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from 60 or 70 people that were 
doing communications on behalf 

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of the agency. 
And then it took the umbrella 

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business unit that I was a part 
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Engagement down from 100 to 15. 
And, and you know, they're going

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to be, I think some more tough 
decisions that are going to have

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to be made. 
So the Texas office in the 

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western office both had their 10
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November, respectively. 
They pared back the western one,

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but they still held a 10 year 
celebration. 

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How tone deaf is that? 
You just laid off 1% of your 

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population and you closed an 
office, but you're going to 

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celebrate another office being 
open for 10 years? 

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Even that 1%, it's meant to 
minimize the effect of what they

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did because the 1% came from all
of the support organizations. 

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So right, 1% of the agency is 
somewhere around 140 people. 

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They actually laid off closer to
200 by my tally, but let's go 

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with the 1:40. 
Starting when the reduction in 

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force conversation started 
happening, the agency messaged 

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the only jobs that were safe in 
the agency were patent 

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examiners, trademark examining 
attorneys, and there's their 

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immediate supervisors. 
So anybody who could do those 

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jobs went back to those jobs. 
So you had like this exodus of 

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people from all of the support 
organizations who could be 

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patent examiners or who could be
trademark examining attorneys, 

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and they went into those jobs 
and then those were safe jobs, 

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so they were exempted. 
So out of 14,000 people that 

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existed in the agency on 
September 30th, 10,000 of those 

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jobs were safe and weren't going
to be part of the reduction in 

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force. 
So all 200 came from the 

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remaining 4000, which of course 
is more like 20% of 

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organizations. 
So numbers matter and truth 

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matters. 
So let's talk truth. 

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And like I said, one of the 
things that they are finding out

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now is that, yeah, they laid off
too many people, but they don't 

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have authority to hire anybody 
but patent examiners and 

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trademark examining attorneys. 
That is just. 

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Bizarre it Yeah, I. 
Was going to say it nonsensical 

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right? 
Like that's. 

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Make it make sense. 
Yeah, make it make sense because

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I feel like it's probably and I,
I put it in a term that I 

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understand it's kind of like 
with the FBI, you could say, OK,

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well we're only hiring agents, 
but you can't do the work if you

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only have that one job role 
like. 

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Agents crash their cars way too 
much. 

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We also have to hire the guys 
who work in the automotive 

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section. 
And women. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, my favorite is right. 

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A patent examiner does 
everything online. 

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They can't be IT and the patent 
examiner and you need IT to do 

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the patent examining. 
And yet they laid off 50 IT 

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people on October 1st. 
Yeah, so again, when when the 

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system crashes. 
It's going to fix it, Yes. 

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And part of the places where 
they took these, especially on 

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the IT side, like they took them
away from the help desk. 

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So the examiner was telling me 
that they needed to call the 

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help desk and they were told 
that they had to wait for seven 

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hours to get help, but in the 
meantime, over those seven 

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hours, the help desk closed. 
Like there's just so much going 

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on. 
The way that I've tried to 

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explain it to others is there's 
so many different changes, and 

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each one of these little changes
has ripple effects that just 

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have an effect on morale, that 
have an effect on people's 

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ability to get the work done, on
people's ability to do the work.

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Well, the agency did this whole 
contract reduction thing. 

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Every contract that's over 
$100,000 has to be approved by 

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the secretary himself. 
The director of the agency can 

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only approve contracts that are 
$10,000 or less over the 

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lifetime of the contract. 
Well, one of the jobs of 

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examiners is to search prior 
art. 

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And I'm sure you guys know what 
database subscriptions look 

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like. 
They cancelled one of the 

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biggest prior databases and the 
subscriptions to that because it

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was so expensive and they didn't
realize that they were cutting 

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off the examiner's ability to 
actually do their job, to search

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the prior art with respect to 
that particular innovation and 

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to move that along. 
When you say the director, you 

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mean like the director of the 
entire US Patent Office? 

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Yeah. 
For anything over $10,000. 

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He can do anything under 10,000,
$1000, anything over. 

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And then there's an approval 
process with Commerce that goes 

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into like in between 10,000 and 
100,000. 

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And then anything over $100,000 
over the lifetime of the 

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contract has to be done by the 
Secretary of Commerce himself. 

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OK. 
But under $10,000, it has to go 

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all the way to your agency's. 
Director. 

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Yes, Oh my God, that in and of 
itself. 

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Like I think his time is 
probably more valuable than 

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approving $10,000 contracts. 
He actually just had a 5 hour 

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open chat where he just sat on a
Teams chat and anybody that they

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wanted to could pop in and ask 
questions. 

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I mean, that's a great open door
policy, but yeah. 

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I just the contracts that the 
10,000 or less, I mean that's. 

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That that's. 
Something that's. 

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Something that we we delegate 
out at like the GS 1415 level. 

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Why would you not? 
Yeah, right. 

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Like, I mean, there there are so
many guidelines around federal 

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contracting practices that that 
makes no sense other than to 

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throttle the work that an agency
can do. 

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Yeah, it's it's the whole we 
want to make government smaller,

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but in doing so it makes 
everything unusable. 

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Right. 
Yeah. 

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You know, I mean, there were, 
there were at least two 

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contracts that I'm aware of that
got cancelled. 

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I think they may have managed to
put one of them back on when the

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examiners kind of basically said
we can't do this, like we can't 

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do our jobs without this 
database. 

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You know, the examiners were 
just like, I have to be able to 

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search these databases in in 
order to come up with prior art 

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for me to do my job, yeah. 
You've just taken away their. 

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Ability right again, make it 
make sense for me. 

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You took an agency that was 
functioning just fine that was 

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making money and not just making
money within the federal 

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government, but really 
supporting businesses making 

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money and contributing to the 
GDP and everything else That 

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part of it. 
I, I just, I still don't 

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understand why any of these 
changes needed to happen. 

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I will say, right, the agency 
for sure wasn't perfect. 

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No agency is. 
Were there things that could be 

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done or that needed to be done 
in a different way? 

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Absolutely. 
But instead of perhaps taking a 

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chainsaw to the agency, a 
scalpel might have worked a 

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little bit better. 
I would imagine with any sort of

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patent application, there's 
probably some sort of expected 

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turn around time. 
Do you have any sense of how how

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all of this has impacted the 
processing time for a business 

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that's trying to protect their 
intellectual property? 

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It's absolutely gone up, and 
it's going to go up even 

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further. 
The agency is touting that it 

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has brought the backlog down. 
What they aren't saying is that 

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people have actually filed less 
applications that, oh, I don't 

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know, almost exactly equals how 
much they've touted. 

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They've reduced the backlog 
because in uncertain economic 

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times, people don't want to put 
the expense towards a patent 

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application. 
It is an expensive process. 

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People will make harder 
decisions about what they're 

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going to protect and what 
they're not. 

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In uncertain economic times, 
that. 

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Makes sense? 
Yeah, that part makes sense. 

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Yeah, that makes sense. 
If it's, if it's, I mean, you've

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got to be diligent with your 
money and what you're going to 

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invest in. 
And if it's going to take too 

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long, you just move forward with
other means. 

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Yeah. 
So yeah, the, the process of 

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leaving I, it was a grief 
process. 

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It was like losing a loved one 
because I loved that job. 

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I loved my team. 
I loved the people that we, you 

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know, were able to serve and 
that we were honestly honored to

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interact with on a regular 
basis. 

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I, I got to meet so many amazing
people who they're really smart 

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and they're really brilliant and
they're trying to bring new 

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ideas into the world that the 
job was an honor of a lifetime. 

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I absolutely loved doing it. 
And every single day I felt like

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I got to work on behalf of the 
American people in a way that, I

456
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mean, I still get to represent 
intellectual property owners in 

457
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:49,280
my new job at Holland and Heart.
And, and it is phenomenal 

458
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,360
because some of the people that 
I interacted with before have 

459
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,480
come to me and said, Hey, we 
really appreciated the way we 

460
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,120
worked with you. 
Can we work together again? 

461
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,200
Which is unbelievable. 
Like I'm just so filled with 

462
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,680
gratitude about that. 
But it is different. 

463
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,280
It it's a, it's a different 
dynamic. 

464
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,240
And then the best part of the 
entire story of the closing of 

465
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,840
the Rocky Mountain office is 
that they issued a request for 

466
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,680
public comment in the Federal 
Register asking where in the 

467
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,760
Rocky Mountain region they 
should locate an office. 

468
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,120
I don't know. 
Where there was one, where there

469
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,240
is one that still has a lease 
for five more years. 

470
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,920
Actually, just for the record, 
where what city was the previous

471
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,680
one at that they just closed? 
Denver. 

472
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,680
Denver. 
Oh, that seems logical. 

473
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,840
So where would you get it? 
A Rocky Mountain. 

474
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,400
Or they thinking like Casper or 
I don't know, Bozeman. 

475
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,800
I'm thinking maybe they're 
thinking not in a blue state, 

476
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,400
but yeah, I mean, I it's, it's 
just hilarious. 

477
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,200
It's like, well, I don't know. 
One of the ways that the agency 

478
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,200
decided to locate the offices. 
And mind you, they went through 

479
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,720
an extensive RFP process. 
There were over 80, that's 80 

480
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:07,240
cities that actually applied to 
get a regional Patent Office in 

481
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,640
their city. 
So Denver was chosen out of 80 

482
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,080
different cities. 
There were reasons for that, not

483
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,200
the least of which is, you know,
Denver is an amazingly 

484
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,040
innovative community. 
It's an amazingly innovative 

485
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,280
hub. 
There's a whole, I'll just say 

486
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,080
mess of technologies that are 
here. 

487
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,560
The technology base is very 
diversified. 

488
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,680
It's phenomenal. 
They went through this, this 

489
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,120
entire RFP process. 
And one of the bases was which 

490
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,920
time zone is each of the 
regional offices in? 

491
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,440
And so when you think of the 
Mountain time zone, what city do

492
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:44,280
you think of? 
Yeah, right, Major. 

493
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,400
Rocky Mountains, You think 
Denver. 

494
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:52,360
Major transportation hub, major 
universities, you know, 2 

495
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,280
national, well, two national 
labs within a couple of hours of

496
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,960
us. 
Noah, NIST, Denver is actually 

497
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,920
the biggest in terms of number 
of agencies that are represented

498
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,600
outside of Washington, DC So 
yeah, yeah. 

499
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,280
Oh man. 
So is there anything that would 

500
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,640
have changed your decision to 
leave? 

501
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,480
Yes, but it it would have been 
the reversal of a whole series 

502
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,000
of kind of of decisions that the
agency made. 

503
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,520
Again, it just became very clear
that they wanted my job to 

504
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,600
change in a way that truly like 
didn't need someone with 30 

505
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,040
years of intellectual property 
experience doing it anymore. 

506
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,200
Wow. 
So yeah, the breakup was hard. 

507
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,640
Yeah, and that's what it feels 
like. 

508
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,480
It feels like a breakup. 
It absolutely does. 

509
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,240
And it kind of still feels like 
I'm finding my feet with, you 

510
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240
know, my new job. 
So much trust, right? 

511
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,240
Because when you go to work for 
the federal government, you 

512
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:55,000
trade the wealth of private 
industry for the flexibility and

513
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,600
stability of the federal 
government job in every single 

514
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,320
way. 
They just put out the 

515
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,480
flexibility and the stability. 
And then it made that equation 

516
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,560
so unbalanced, you know, it just
did not make sense to stay in 

517
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,120
that role anymore. 
I'm truly one of those weirdos, 

518
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,400
right? 
Like, I spent 20 years in being 

519
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,880
an intellectual property 
attorney before I went to the 

520
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,040
government and then ten years in
the federal government. 

521
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,480
So it, it wasn't weird that I 
was going to, you know, go back 

522
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480
to it. 
There was always a thought in my

523
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,040
mind, maybe I'll go back to 
private practice, but not like 

524
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,280
this. 
Not like this for sure. 

525
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,720
I I really, really, really hoped
I was going to be able to retire

526
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,000
from the federal government. 
Right. 

527
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,720
Yeah, I know. 
And there's a there's a whole 

528
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,440
grief that goes along with that.
There is. 

529
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,960
There absolutely is. 
So you've talked about Holland 

530
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,040
and Hart, that's where you are 
now. 

531
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,120
So what have you been doing 
there? 

532
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,200
What am I doing? 
I am now a private practice 

533
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,120
intellectual property attorney. 
I was joking with a friend of 

534
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,320
mine today. 
I was like, Yep, I will do 

535
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,960
whatever anybody asks me to do 
and they pay me to do it. 

536
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,080
There you go. 
No, right. 

537
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,400
It, it really is trying to build
a practice, you know, of 

538
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,480
intellectual property work again
and seeing, you know, what I can

539
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,640
do with, with companies and 
especially, I think helping 

540
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,600
guide them through all of the 
uncertainty that the changes 

541
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,200
that the US Patent and Trademark
Office are creating for 

542
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,640
stakeholders, giving them 
guidance about what do you need 

543
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,360
to do in response to. 
Because like I said, each one of

544
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,240
those changes has that ripple 
effect out. 

545
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,800
And the agency may think that it
has a ripple effect only within 

546
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,040
the agency, but that's not true 
because the agency and 

547
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,640
corporations and law firms have 
a very symbiotic relief 

548
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,840
relationship. 
So what happens to the 

549
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,240
examiner's effects people on the
outside? 

550
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,640
Absolutely. 
Well, we're lucky to have you 

551
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,360
helping and guiding with some 
inside knowledge, even though 

552
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:07,360
things are changing daily. 
But the last question is, would 

553
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,560
you ever go back? 
Oh, that's a loaded question. 

554
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:16,120
I know, I know, I know, I know. 
Would I go back to the role that

555
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,800
I had before? 
Probably not and, and not the 

556
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,280
least of which so much trust is 
gone. 

557
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,360
I, I don't know that I could go 
back into that role because I'm 

558
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,560
a very different person than I 
was even three months ago on 

559
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,600
that level. 
But, you know, there are 

560
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:40,040
positions where maybe I could 
have a more positive effect if 

561
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,560
for example, right, like if if I
was to be nominated for the 

562
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,240
director, then that would be 
something that I would consider 

563
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,760
because I would think that I 
could hopefully reflect positive

564
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,800
change. 
But that would be the the 

565
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,480
biggest consideration for me 
would be am I the right person 

566
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:01,400
to do that at the right time? 
And yeah, and Lord knows they 

567
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,080
need positive change right now. 
Yeah, positive change would be 

568
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,040
good. 
Positive change everywhere right

569
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,560
now would be really good. 
Yes, absolutely. 

570
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,880
Thank you so much for taking the
time with us today and and 

571
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,800
telling us more about your 
experience here. 

572
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,320
Yeah, I think, you know, the 
only other thing that we touched

573
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,080
on, and I don't know if it made 
it on the recording, but I would

574
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,240
like to say it for all of the 
people who were part of that 

575
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,560
reduction in force. 
I had the privilege and the 

576
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,600
pleasure of serving with some of
the most dedicated, most loyal, 

577
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,720
smart, amazing people. 
And every single person that was

578
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,160
part of that reduction in force 
that happened on October 1st is 

579
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,840
one of those people. 
It's just tragic what has 

580
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,000
happened and to have their lives
upended that way and for some of

581
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,320
them to have their lives upended
in a way that was extremely 

582
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,880
abrupt. 
The agency released the press 

583
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:03,720
release about the Rocky Mountain
office closing at 12 O 4:00 AM 

584
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,080
Eastern Time. 
I was in Salt Lake City at the 

585
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,480
time. 
I started getting messages 

586
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,520
around 2O clock in the morning. 
By 4 O clock in the morning, I 

587
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,040
was on the phone with friends of
mine who were on the East Coast.

588
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,719
A friend of mine said, hey, I'm 
going to go look at what the 

589
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,880
agency is saying, see if they 
put out any more messaging about

590
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,159
the closing of the office, 
opened up his computer and found

591
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,199
out that his access had been cut
off. 

592
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,639
And that's how he found out he 
was part of the production in 

593
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:32,400
force. 
One of my employees came into 

594
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,760
the Rocky Mountain office that 
morning and her badge wouldn't 

595
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,199
work at the door and that's how 
she found out she was part of 

596
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:41,880
the production in force for the 
agency. 

597
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,239
To then put out an e-mail that 
said that all of the decisions, 

598
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,679
the closing and the reduction in
force were made with careful and

599
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:53,000
deliberate evidence based 
decision making with the utmost 

600
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,760
consideration for their 
workforce is just something that

601
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,720
does not sit well at all with 
any of the way that they treated

602
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,720
any of those truly phenomenal 
people. 

603
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,040
Yeah, that doesn't sound like 
any consideration was given to 

604
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,040
the people who should have known
first that their jobs were being

605
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040
cut. 
I mean, that should be upsetting

606
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,440
to anybody who requires the 
services of the Patent Office as

607
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,120
well, because that endangers the
entire U.S. economy. 

608
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,320
Well, we will be watching for 
Tuesdays to see how things go. 

609
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,920
Yeah. 
So will I? 

610
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,560
Yes. 
Yes. 

611
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,120
Well, I'll be watching that. 
Well, Molly, thank you so much 

612
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,960
and thank you for forking off 
with us. 

613
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,080
I loved it. 
Thank you guys. 

614
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,400
Thank you. 
Thanks for tuning into this 

615
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,080
episode of Forking Off. 
To our listeners still in 

616
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,240
government, remember your 
integrity is worth more than 

617
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,840
your TSP. 
Leaving doesn't mean giving up 

618
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,400
on public service, it just means
finding new ways to serve. 

619
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,880
Until next time. 
Keep your ethics. 

620
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Keep your dignity. 
And we'll keep telling these 

621
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,640
stories. 
If you're a former Fed with a 

622
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,720
story to tell, or you're 
wrestling with your own ethical 

623
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,960
crossroads, reach out to us at 
info@forkingoff.com. 

624
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,200
Today's episode was created, 
produced and edited by Jill and 

625
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,760
Phillip Fields. 
Special thanks to our guest, 

626
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,200
Molly Kachowski. 
You can find more information 

627
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,440
about this episode at 
forkingoff.com. 

628
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,440
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629
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:32,000
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Join us Monday, December 1st. 

630
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,200
As we talked with former EPA 
employee Andrew Crider. 

631
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,040
You had, within a couple of 
months, literally hundreds of 

632
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,440
organizations around the country
who were relying on funding from

633
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,520
EPA to do their jobs and to pay 
their people and, and to help 

634
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680
their communities who no longer 
had access to their money and 

635
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,400
whose calls to EPA were not 
being answered. 

636
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,960
If you are a grantee and you 
call your EPA contact and 

637
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,320
they've never call you back, you
start to panic. 

638
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,040
And so you call your 
congressperson. 

639
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,400
And what does your 
congressperson do when they hear

640
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,240
from a constituent whose EPA 
money has been frozen? 

641
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,000
They call EPA, and the person 
they call the EPA was me. 

642
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,120
So I was being told to 
essentially Stonewall and lie to

643
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,240
members of Congress. 
That wasn't cool with me. 

644
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,560
And so it became a choice 
between do I keep my job or do I

645
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,040
keep my voice? 
And I chose to keep my voice. 

646
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,280
Well, the administrator himself 
said I was an example of the 

647
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,640
kind of employee who, and I'm 
going to use air quotes, makes 

648
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,200
his job more difficult. 
And my immediate response was 

649
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,760
good because my job has been 
really difficult.

