1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:06,160 It's just cold, cold. It's always cold in the kitchen, 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,960 some bloody. 18 up as. A mate on there. 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:15,080 No, I think we're fine. Yeah, yeah, your vibes a little 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,280 bit. I'll just touch it. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,440 Slightly. Oh, fuck it up, it's your car 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,480 then. That's right. 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,440 My mate, yeah, There we go. Ready. 8 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,080 Hello. Hello and welcome to you. 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,920 Don't even like me, do you? It's our podcast. 10 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:47,000 You look very good professional 3 professional lightning course 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,680 peace. This is our podcast. 12 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,760 Yeah, I'm man Peace. We've known each other 30 plus 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,280 years and we've often thought that on that side our 14 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,640 conversations are just wasted between those two and quite 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,800 monotonous. So now you're here to chin chin. 16 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,760 There's no script. So sit back, just watch or 17 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,320 listen if you don't want to see his ugly mug. 18 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,880 Could you see more of his face though, because he had his 19 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,440 haircut? We're. 20 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,560 Not moisturised as well. As what? 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,720 We're different. You look a bit shiny, your 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,680 forehead's quite shine. We've got irrelevant banter and 23 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,920 hopefully the odd law. That's it. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,880 Yeah. Quizzes. 25 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,640 There's no quiz impressions if you're very unlucky to. 26 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,840 Please remember to like, share and subscribe if you want to be 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,200 here for more. And so you never miss. 28 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,280 So you never. Miss an app Viewers have got 29 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,120 people just accidentally finding us. 30 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,240 Insert accidentally. Yeah, accidentally finding us. 31 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,920 Do you know what? The more people that 32 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,520 accidentally find us, the better. 33 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,160 You don't need to scan your face to see our podcast, do you? 34 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,320 You don't put your passport details then I don't know what 35 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,160 that is. That's for. 36 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,160 Nope, no. You don't do a selfie so. 37 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,000 You don't even need to get text to the code. 38 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,759 You don't. You don't either want OTP, 39 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,039 they're. All doing that now aren't. 40 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,040 They don't get one beyond about OT pays. 41 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,920 I cancelled my fucking travel insurance. 42 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,920 Over a weekend, Why I. Didn't need any. 43 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,720 OK, no. I didn't need anyone now how did 44 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,600 it but I bought it you know last year bought this bloody. 45 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,280 I got free travel insurance with bank. 46 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,640 I forgot well, I don't forgot. I got told that I haven't got 47 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,920 free travel insurance, but then I have somebody else now. 48 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,360 But in the meantime I bought this policy and it was too far 49 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,760 in It was too far in to get back out again. 50 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,360 So I had to just go along with it. 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,840 But I didn't want it auto renewing. 52 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,760 But for me, I tried yesterday or what about do you know your 53 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,280 password? Password password reset, We'll 54 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,040 send you OTP apps. They sent me an OTP and it said 55 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,960 the app downloaded the app. I didn't want the app, no. 56 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:06,360 Then I went to the app, I downloaded the app and then it 57 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:11,360 said, oops, something's gone wrong for fox sake. 58 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,200 So I went, did it again, another OTP, and then it said 59 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,880 something's gone wrong. So I thought, is it the 60 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,200 Internet? Because the internet's not 61 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,440 great. So I put my data on and then it 62 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:25,920 said no Internet and then I did it again and then it stopped 63 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,400 sending me old TPS because I think you can only do 2. 64 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,440 So I had to do it again. But I did it old style on APC 65 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:38,400 today and I've got searches two days left on the policy. 66 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,960 So it doesn't renew them. No, I've cancelled it now, but 67 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:46,560 it said, then it said we're sorry to see you go, you know, 68 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,240 don't say goodbye. Here's 10% off. 69 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,560 That's how I'm going to start the demand. 10% off. 70 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,560 OK, for keep free I would have bought 10% off. 71 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,040 It was £70. Is that what is that texture 72 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,280 code OTP? On time OTP. 73 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,920 Because I've made it, there's some websites now where it 74 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,840 doesn't need me password. It just says we'll send you a 75 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,600 code. Every time you log in, we'll 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,920 send you a code. It's like Apple Podcasts. 77 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,040 You want to check your stats, send you a code. 78 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,000 I've got a password. I won't send you a code. 79 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,440 The summit was the sign of sign of getting a password. 80 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,320 I've got a really cool password. What's the point of getting a 81 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:24,960 password? Don't tell. 82 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,360 Everybody, your password. This password's not really cool. 83 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,800 Really, really cool. 126 it's hash tag, really cool. 1 hash 84 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,680 tag. Really cool. 1. 85 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,640 Exclamation mark, Yeah. So the other day, OTP, as you 86 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,640 call it, sends you an OTP. I didn't receive it. 87 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:45,160 OK, so I'm thinking waiting. I'm waiting, I'm waiting. 88 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,680 So what do you want to resend it? 89 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,960 I'll resend it. I'll resend it and it comes 90 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,360 through but I put it in but didn't accept it because our mom 91 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,520 first one for. Fuck's sake. 92 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,200 We're just old men talking about technology. 93 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,960 Annoying. I just watched The Apprentice on 94 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,240 Friday night. There's a spider behind you, 95 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,280 right? It's on your shoulder then I 96 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,440 think. This one. 97 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,040 Yeah, I got it. Got a bit. 98 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,560 Oh, it's all right. It's just fluff. 99 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,640 It's there. What was it as pine? 100 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,480 Fluff. It's just fluff. 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,280 This house is so fluff. It's only up there where I count 102 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,120 the old dust. Oh. 103 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,960 Five hours cleaning his house and it's five hours. 104 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,840 It took me in fact didn't mind that cheeky gets I clicked 105 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,360 pictures upstairs. Of portraits. 106 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,680 That's not good for my allergies. 107 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:42,320 Oh, portraits and he different poses. 108 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,960 No to six towers. Just a silhouette with hair 109 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,960 without hair. Good to be here without being. 110 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,760 I went up the stairs now, but yeah, it were. 111 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,120 It were in my chin and bosses weren't it in The Apprentice it 112 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,960 would be, in the cab this week weren't. 113 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,720 He well. No, he stitched up Greg, didn't 114 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,040 he? He did stitch up Greg. 115 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,000 Yeah, It reminds me of our listener Greg. 116 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,120 He's in RAF. He went red, didn't he? 117 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,600 He went very red. He went very well. 118 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,720 It's a. Bike don't don't you ever do 119 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,120 that to me again. Don't Fookie use me store Fookie 120 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,320 skateboard you bastard. They said that wouldn't be Greg. 121 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,480 Greg wouldn't sell that, would they? 122 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,960 No, no, I don't know what he'd say. 123 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,000 He won't sell that though. But I thought it's a very bold 124 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,840 movement that wearing socks. But it was summer when it was 125 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,440 filmed, weren't it? Because he had the cheque suit. 126 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,600 Cheque suit on the insect. Who's not wearing socks? 127 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,360 What's he called the? The actual man. 128 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,600 All right, Yeah. Yeah, Levi. 129 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,840 Levi. That's it. 130 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:44,960 And probably Yorkshire name. They call it Levi Cosmic accused 131 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,440 by but well, anyway are. You sure for? 132 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:54,840 That I am sure for that, but he had a check suit on dining and 133 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:58,080 door socks and Academy. I think he had tassel shoes on 134 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,480 Academy. I think I've paid too much 135 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,800 attention to wearing, really, because I think the interest for 136 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:07,880 weighing on the whole. He was just a megalomania, 137 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,520 weren't he? Chin and glasses, Yeah. 138 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,440 What do I want to do? I want to be PM and then I'm 139 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,520 good at presenting. There's nothing wrong with your 140 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,800 voice. There's nothing wrong with the 141 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,320 Yorkshire accent. By your John, it's Jim. 142 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,920 It's booking great. Yeah. 143 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,680 Yeah. But yeah, he really stitched him 144 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,720 up today and then he made out. It was like traumatised in the 145 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,920 chin and glasses. Chilling glasses, that's what 146 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,200 he's called. Yeah, it will. 147 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,920 It will. Like, like thick tears, weren't 148 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:44,600 they? Yeah. 149 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,400 Yeah, I know. I think at one point he actually 150 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,800 looked quite I. Think maybe he dropped a 151 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,920 bollock. Yeah, quite straw, yeah. 152 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,720 By it he's got very thin hair as well. 153 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,000 Oh God, here we go there. No, but I've looked who cares 154 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,360 about a lot. So he Combs it in different 155 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,240 directions to cover up the lack of actual bulk. 156 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,960 Who cares? I care makes me feel better. 157 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,160 I'm sure he knows that it makes you feel better. 158 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:17,480 Yeah, he's got, he's allegedly in some the barometer of the 159 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,280 truth. He said that he used he had a 160 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,600 £500 Greek cocaine rabbit as their agent. 161 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,040 Yeah, I can imagine. I thought they said that on that 162 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,159 episode he looked like he were like a bit wires. 163 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,880 Yeah, he's just, it's just got a, he's got a look of an estate 164 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,799 agent that's going to. I got off a cupcake and on 165 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:39,880 Wednesday I told you. Didn't tell. 166 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:40,840 Yeah, he did. Yeah. 167 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,280 Yeah. I think I I must admit sometimes 168 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,880 it owes me. Just for clarity, he refused. 169 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,840 I didn't just slip that one in there and then like leave it 170 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,760 hanging. No, no, no, I just, I just, I 171 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,040 just mentioned it. But yeah, I did refuse. 172 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,880 It went toilet as well. What's your favourite places? 173 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,880 What a toilet. You love all your face, all your 174 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,040 selfies are tucking toilets. Only when I'm like against the 175 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,480 wall and I've got me but they've. 176 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,400 Got such good. Writing they're always well lit 177 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,480 toilets, aren't they? Are you going to do a selfie? 178 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,760 Do a selfie in a toilet? No, it's just it's always some 179 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,240 it's really flattering. There's always a dark bit with a 180 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:23,360 light bit at the side so you can get rid of your blemishes and 181 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,520 you just like, you know, make sure I pop. 182 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,360 Right. OK, very gossipy. 183 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,920 That's a hint. That's a tip. 184 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,360 But but yeah, sometimes The Apprentice holds me interesting, 185 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,280 sometimes it doesn't and I'll be interested. 186 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,280 Last week I thought it went bad episode. 187 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,560 Oh yeah. Good luck. 188 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:46,280 Well, as you know, since my newly acquired Now TV Sky 189 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,560 subscription, we're watching different stuff now, launching a 190 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:55,040 drama with Hugh Grant in it. It's good. 191 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,840 That's good, you grammes. If not rubbish, you gramme. 192 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,080 I like you gramme. He's he's, he's like, good now. 193 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,600 I like him anyway, I think he's good. 194 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,920 He's quite, he's very like straight talking when he's doing 195 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,240 interviews and stuff he comes across comes sometimes but I 196 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,800 think he's got a right good sense humour. 197 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:17,520 I think he's a bit like Harrison Ford where he's very dry and 198 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,960 either get him or you don't. But I think in the past when he 199 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,360 was doing all them normal columns and all that kind of 200 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:28,160 thing, I think, and he's a bit, you know, you grant, you go 201 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,720 again, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 202 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,240 And then he did Cloud Atlas. Oh, I forgot about. 203 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,920 That and that was a certain point for me. 204 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,760 I thought after that it was like it was cool. 205 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,640 Not really invested in that film. 206 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,480 They were all about four fucking hours now. 207 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,120 Brilliant film. I think I got rid of the 208 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,640 bloomery because I never, I'd never watch it. 209 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,360 Well, I watched it. How did I give it to you? 210 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:54,720 No, no, I watched it and when youngest daughter finished 211 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,080 school said you've got to watch this movie. 212 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,800 We watched it again same day. It was. 213 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:03,080 Night time when you'd finished. No, no, no, no. 214 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,160 No. Good. 215 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,800 But yeah. But it's you. 216 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,360 Granted. Nicole Kidman, this one. 217 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:12,080 It's called The Undoing. Well, I've got my TV. 218 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,960 Yeah, it's all right. Alright, Watch that. 219 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,280 It's all right for you. Granted, it's all right. 220 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,200 Yeah. Have you watched something else 221 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,720 called Not Her Faults? 6 episodes. 8 episodes. 222 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,120 That's my, that's my peak that yeah, we'll get that smashed 223 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,200 through in a week. So with 4 episodes, there's this 224 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,920 new one. I watched a movie over the 225 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,600 weekend. I watched it in two parts. 226 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,800 Just like me. Becoming becoming more like 227 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:47,320 Jason. Yeah, I won't came. 228 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,400 Who was it? Him. 229 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,920 Him the main *. You might not get it. 230 00:11:54,240 --> 00:12:02,440 Be the main * Ryan Gosling. He don't do that. 231 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,200 He don't do that. He fucking. 232 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,680 Didn't miss him. Tall guy. 233 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,800 Yeah, it's not his best work. Oh, it worked very good that. 234 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,240 No, it's when films that people said was brilliant but must 235 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,480 admit I just thought it was mediocre at best. 236 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,520 What was she about? Anna Waddington. 237 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,480 Old teeth and hair. She's not like Tom Baker at one 238 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,480 point. Yeah, big glasses on. 239 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,600 I thought it's that Lily Tomlin and it weren't. 240 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,960 He was all right, you know. Were they the guy who's playing 241 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,200 the actor? What's he going to happen? 242 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,480 Yeah, Taylor. Johnson, yeah. 243 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,040 Aaron Taylor Johnson. That's the one. 244 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,440 He was good in it. Yeah, we're quite good in it. 245 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:49,040 But it's where he gets drugged. Oh. 246 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,800 Yeah, I didn't think it was fun. I just I just thought this never 247 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,640 happened to Col Sievers. Well, I I felt I weren't sure 248 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,800 whether it were a company or not. 249 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,440 Yeah, and. I were watching, I thought, is 250 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,200 this supposed to be fun? And it weren't. 251 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,120 And it was like really drawn out. 252 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,560 But like when she kept setting them on fire and then she was 253 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:12,240 going on about the telling them the plot of this space opera 254 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,240 thing and. It wellitioning works. 255 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,320 Yeah, I know. But it went on and on and on and 256 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,200 I thought, is this supposed to be? 257 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,240 Am I supposed to be laughing? Because it's supposed to be 258 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,640 funny, that. It won't it just it it it well, 259 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,680 I really because I thought uncomfortable. 260 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:33,640 It's like it's just dragging on. And yeah, the real lot of it 261 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:38,240 where I thought it's not funny, this it's just quiet. 262 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,680 I watched it and I'm a Ryan Gosling super fan and I must 263 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:47,400 admit I thought no Jane Gosling. I thought it's just OK, it's 264 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,840 just not. It went OK do they got if I was 265 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,640 stay on saying that pitch that asked for a refund? 266 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,360 It was. Mediocre. 267 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,120 You know when it Netflix tried, it says What did you think could 268 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,960 have spelled? Have you got the thumbs down? 269 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,280 Did you? I've never done the thumbs up, 270 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,440 thumbs down thing. I always thought I'd open up a 271 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,800 new window and say explain yourself. 272 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,120 What do you? Mean, yeah, but yeah. 273 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,400 But yeah, honestly, don't watch that. 274 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,880 Don't you not watch it, but just not just until two hours, but 275 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,440 just think I could have done that anything else in them two 276 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,960 hours? Well, if you'd have asked me, 277 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,600 I'd have probably said to you, you won't like it, but. 278 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,600 Anyway, that's that. Next week we'll watch another 279 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,000 film that in two parts. Another film in two parts. 280 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:33,160 That's shit. So this week it was just Joe 281 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:37,560 McDonald and Gordon Ramsay all day Sunday with a bit of 282 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,800 blanketed like Lily Sandwich I. Knew you'd have time for a quiz? 283 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,280 I'm busy, I'm cleaning at the same time. 284 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,120 I was laughing away. I was well, I was just. 285 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,800 Set you? You set yourself up and didn't 286 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,520 you? No, because I you. 287 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,320 Incriminated yourself, didn't you? 288 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,400 No, because I had it all in the background while I was cleaning. 289 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,720 Yeah. How many day? 290 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,320 How many hours in the day? Just be 5 hours to. 291 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,360 Clean this place. That means there's 8 hours left. 292 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:08,720 I went to gym. 7 hours left. And swim. 7 hours left. 293 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,880 And I cleaned the car. Just excuses, excuses, excuses. 294 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,800 It's actually. Right, you might only go and put 295 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,880 a fucking sponge on yours. Too busy editing this podcast, 296 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,480 Sunshine? I was too busy to do my rival 297 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,560 YouTube channel. Yes. 298 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,640 Just so you know, we we're going to advertise a little rival 299 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,080 YouTube, no? No, we're not going to 300 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,480 advertise. I'm not advertising on here. 301 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,840 You're not interested? No, no. 302 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,920 But you might. You might get. 303 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,840 Cross. Yeah, yeah, Across. 304 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,520 Strange. It'll just implode. 305 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,240 We'll get no watches for anything. 306 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,920 OK. But then, then people are going 307 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,040 to have asked on the, on the, on the, on the. 308 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,680 YouTube channel. And I'm not in it. 309 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,800 No, it's not. So you know it's better. 310 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,520 Yeah, it's a must say. Must say it's shorter. 311 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:09,040 Can I just say I've got 29 subscribers and I've got 3.1000? 312 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:16,280 2.1. 1003.1000 not 1,000,003.1000 DS on videos but 313 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,840 it has been on for five years. And it's it's math and it's 314 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,360 shorter, I'll just say that. It is short, it's 7 minutes, but 315 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:28,120 you know what? It's quality, not quantity. 316 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,240 But yeah, but I'm doing that to the end video bang. 317 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,760 Then I'm setting that after Cara Morris. 318 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,320 I've seen it's grown rather than that no. 319 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,080 Is it not? Is it? 320 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,040 Is it non swearing? Because this one's very. 321 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,840 Swearing. Oh, there's no swearing in mind, 322 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,720 Yeah. When he edit this post search 323 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,240 for the F word then he goes 29 occurrences. 324 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,000 I have to change every single one. 325 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,960 But no, there's no swearing in mind. 326 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,480 It's very You think anybody could watch it? 327 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:58,800 So aside from your little sideline YouTube podcasts about 328 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,320 me, what else have you been up to? 329 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,760 I went bouncester on Wednesday and got proposition. 330 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,040 Britain called Ken. Yeah, I know. 331 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,760 I went in, I went. I went bloody Zara again. 332 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,240 Top floor. OK, now that's a trek. 333 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,599 Yeah. I've got a big one full. 334 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:20,800 Of people with weird clothes on the the box was Zara. 335 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,800 They were wearing like checked pants and the Mac. 336 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:29,240 Got some weird stuff in there. But the Mac's a crop Mac, so 337 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,200 it's like a bolero jacket put in a Mac style. 338 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,840 Yeah, stuff like that. It's all weird. 339 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,200 It all ends up in TK mics as well, but like a fraction of the 340 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,440 price. This isn't sponsored by we'll. 341 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:46,040 Just wait till next year, yeah? But yeah, as you're going up on 342 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,080 the Escalade, you'll see them coming down in boat shoes, half 343 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,240 mast, checked pants and a crop Mac and you'll think they're a 344 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,880 regular customer. I think we're in for aftershave. 345 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,440 But of course you, you go and have a look at the aftershave 346 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,680 and you're there and that's where the fucking queue is. 347 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,520 Move the aftershave's. I don't want to be. 348 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,280 I don't. Excuse me. 349 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:07,800 Sorry. Sorry. 350 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,840 Oh, excuse me. Sorry. 351 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,800 Oh, sorry. I've got you there. 352 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,640 Didn't. I bet. 353 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,800 Are you in the queue? Are you in the queue now? 354 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,320 I'm just fucking spraying this aftershave anywhere I've got 355 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,560 some. I've got a 2 pack dinner of 356 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,640 tobacco aftershave. Just tobacco of you mix and 357 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,720 match. No I didn't want it. 358 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,040 I got 1 bottled another bottle of one that I've got and then I 359 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,440 got the other version of it but it was 2599 I think for 2 360 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,400 bottles which got for 100 mil or the toilette. 361 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,760 Pathfrum. No else toilette. 362 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,880 The Twilette, Yeah. I thought it was quite worth 363 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,160 that one. It's men's. 364 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,640 It's on the men's floor. We've got Twilette's a cheap one 365 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,520 into it. No. 366 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,760 Pathfrum's a dear one, that's what I'm saying. 367 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,760 Your Pathfrum. No, it's Twilette. 368 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,480 Twilight. Thank you, Charles. 369 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,840 Yeah. Parfum lasts long, doesn't it? 370 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,080 That's all that does it. Yeah, Twilight Slide. 371 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,200 She's pops an idle 1. That's not no. 372 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,440 It's more expensive than Aftershave and then start 373 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,880 Twilight with the more expensive No Parfum. 374 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,360 It's expensive. It's more expensive. 375 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,080 Believe you didn't know that? I'm not like, especially Easter, 376 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,560 like, yeah, am I? What could I? 377 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,440 Yeah. So you went, You went out, did 378 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:17,880 you? On. 379 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:23,000 On Raz. Yeah, so I went in Unicorn and I 380 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,560 did a bit of socials and then I had video called my parents 381 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,880 because they're abroad, so I had one in there. 382 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,720 And then I did a bit of shopping and that's where I went to Zara. 383 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:41,160 And then I went to the castle and it was fucking round. 384 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,080 It was only a little pub. It was only a little stills from 385 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,920 and they're all that. Yeah, I'm really annoying. 386 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,480 I only wanted I don't want to mix me drinks, so I just so I'll 387 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:58,600 just stick to lager. But fucking Gen Z is going not 388 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,600 there's anything wrong with Gen Z. 389 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,280 He's not going to wipe out any of the audience. 390 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,760 But these Gen Z's somewhere, but they they queue up. 391 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,400 No Could I have a pint of hazy sunshine? 392 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:16,120 Please. And what would you like? 393 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,680 Could I have a Raspberry split, please? 394 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,240 And it's like, fucking hell, it's another bloody ale. 395 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,680 Could I just ask you about droopy drawers? 396 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,600 And it's like, yeah, what about droopy drawers? 397 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,800 Could I have a taste? Anything. 398 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,560 And then they're, they're like, so like, fucking who's it? 399 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,680 Oz Clark. And I said I just want a fucking 400 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,640 part or a part of somebody or a part of Mabry. 401 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,480 I was always. Talking on the Last Podcast 402 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,400 about which way and. I've. 403 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,480 Been in queues behind people taking the time. 404 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,800 So and then he's just rolling it around in his mouth. 405 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:58,520 And I think, you know, if I was a kind of what do they call it? 406 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,280 What do they call it? A vineyard, Right. 407 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,440 Very a vineyard. I like trying some wines. 408 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,160 Yeah. Go on. 409 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,160 And I'll have 4 barrels, please. Yeah, I could. 410 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,840 Don't go through all that fucking about. 411 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,800 Yeah, go on, I'll have a pint, please. 412 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,280 And I thought he's fucking drank about half a pint. 413 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:25,160 I said fucking hello, that palaver Jesus. 414 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,800 And then when I asked for bloody Pillsbury, it would run out. 415 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,600 But you. Couldn't and then I went in. 416 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,080 There were no where it sits in front. 417 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,040 So I went in this little room and it was packed. 418 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,960 There were a little copper top table next to a piano, so I sat 419 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,680 down there and I'll be talking today. 420 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,280 Oh, no one talking together, so no one talking. 421 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,320 To you. I did a bit of doom scroll in. 422 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:54,400 Look at jazz Facebook page. Last was 2024. 423 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,160 Go in there and I'll go over. Come with us. 424 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,040 Oh well, party time 2026, weren't it? 425 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,440 There was some guy at Baru really shouldn't have been 426 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,400 drinking because we should have been fasting. 427 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,600 Not that I'm stitching anybody up here. 428 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,720 And then he would go in on that. He'd had quite a few pints and 429 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,200 then he'd complain about his girlfriend. 430 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,960 Then there's some bloke who started talking to me and 431 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,600 offering me a crisp. And I don't know whether I told 432 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,120 you I didn't know whether you were like air cast the bloke or, 433 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,760 you know, like a crazy person or whether he was like an 434 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,960 alternative comedian because he's fine lying. 435 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,280 But he he will like he says, who tied your shoelaces? 436 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,600 He said, did you tie them shoelaces with a left hand? 437 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,840 And I looked there and may not roll over the place, to be quite 438 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,640 honest, but I thought, is he a comedian? 439 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,240 But then he would chatter in a way. 440 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,880 Then he what they've been done. But to go out for a pint. 441 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,720 So I'll go out on a night out. And then he realised how dull 442 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,120 you were and he thought, no, he was. 443 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,240 The last I. Need to spice up with some. 444 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720 No, it was instance. No, it went in. 445 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,320 This was Greg. It would call all Brexit saying 446 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,720 you know what I mean, But it was the IT was Greg that were 447 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,800 saying, oh, I have to work for a pint. 448 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,920 It were Alex that said oh right, I. 449 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,880 Thought it was no it. Was it was Greg and granted go 450 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,160 for a pint and they were, I didn't know whether they were a 451 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,840 crazy person or whether they were a comic. 452 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,400 Genius and the other person who's. 453 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,760 And I ain't tired. And Alex? 454 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,120 Person who's supposed to be fasting, You've just named. 455 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,080 Yeah, I know. That's what I mean. 456 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,400 You're a double whammy. Also, he wanted to sniff as 457 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,680 well. Yeah, he went. 458 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,160 He says, well, I think I've had enough to drink now. 459 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,640 He says I've got to have a wine. He says, do you want? 460 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,560 Well, to be honest, I can't drink on an empty stomach. 461 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,960 So I think he'd gone for Triple Y. 462 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,800 Right, yeah, we'll bet he was off his tits, weren't he? 463 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,520 Oh, yeah. But I thought, but it were a 464 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,160 weird afternoon and I thought it said it's a far cry from you 465 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,360 know. So is he, is he wrong yet? 466 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,280 It's Greg. So it's, you know, you were 467 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,520 that's funny that we did. We had a bit of rapport, you 468 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,880 know, it's called. But honestly I could not work 469 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,920 out. It would kept coming out with 470 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,520 stuff and I thought it went funny, but odd funny because 471 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,760 this this Alex that he said I'm not fucking clue what he's 472 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,840 talking about. He says do you know it? 473 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,160 I said no, it's just like you junior each other. 474 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,800 I said no, that's the one. He just walked in. 475 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,880 So he's Ireland, an alternative comedian. 476 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,320 Yeah, Like autism, something like that. 477 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,760 Yeah. You're probably right. 478 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,800 He probably is a comedian. In a few weeks, I'll be on 479 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,640 stage. You're going? 480 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,040 The other day I met this boring fucker. 481 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,080 It's like a boring block. He's popcorn Gulas. 482 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,640 Oh. Where did you go? 483 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,560 Well, I thought you'd know where it is. 484 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,160 Did you go in though? Is that why would he be saying 485 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,200 that right in? No, I didn't say that. 486 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,560 No, no, it's this guy who's like, well, funny, proper 487 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,760 exciting laws to say about. You know what I couldn't? 488 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,400 Look at him though, because he's had been that shiny reflecting 489 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,000 back in me me eyes, and give it a bill like. 490 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,360 You've got glare as well. I haven't. 491 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,640 Not that much. I've got less furhead than you. 492 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,600 Well, get your rules out guys. Oh. 493 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,640 But we are what you did. Knob jokes I remember. 494 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,200 Furhead. Anyway, what else do you know? 495 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,480 I've got a piece of paper. Yeah. 496 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,200 No, that's, but it's Yeah, I think I've covered everything. 497 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,280 Yeah. So that's that. 498 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,400 Oh, me. Oh, yeah. 499 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,320 About me. Yeah, sorry. 500 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,800 Yeah, About me, you usually say to me. 501 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,240 What do you know usually, I thought. 502 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,120 You'd already said that. I already told you. 503 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,160 Watch everything on ITV. No, no, no, no. 504 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:32,880 Oh, here we are. Get. 505 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,760 Brace yourselves. It's bedroom furniture. 506 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,440 It's bedroom furniture. No, it's not bed. 507 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,160 We're not at bedroom furniture stage. 508 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,560 All right. Oh, that'll be, that'll be a 509 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,440 whole world of pen that you won't be opening up. 510 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,160 Doubting about six months that I'm not very decisive. 511 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,280 But you just got to walk fair with your mind. 512 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,240 But it's too expensive. We've got our. 513 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,080 Furniture on Yeah, well, our settee's old furniture land. 514 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,120 We bought all the furniture from our. 515 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,760 Furniture. We just got this. 516 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,920 We. Just bought the settee from 517 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,600 somewhere. Else we've got the settee from 518 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,440 our furniture land. It's not even oak. 519 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,200 No, I know. It's not oak furniture. 520 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,440 No, it's not. Well, yeah, so Trey's 521 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,880 description there, but no we. He's tore out all these fitted 522 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,120 wire robes. Tore him out, I said last week. 523 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,560 Tore him out. Tipton Yeah. 524 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,480 And this week, because I'm off work, we're prepping the walls. 525 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,040 We strip the walls, strip the ceiling. 526 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,400 Ceiling paper. New wallpaper on ceiling. 527 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,920 Why? Why? 528 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:26,560 Why? What? 529 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,160 Why the ceiling? They put like a blown vinyl on 530 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,000 ceiling, don't they? So we got rid of all that out. 531 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,840 With the long vinyl on the ceiling. 532 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,000 Well, we haven't now. We did have. 533 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,280 But filling the cracks in with filler. 534 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,800 Hello. And how much? 535 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,480 Did you use a? Lot. 536 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,120 Did you have a lot of crap? When I bought the house. 537 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,280 Technically you've not bought it yet, you've got a mortgage. 538 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,200 When we bought the house. I'm just saying. 539 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,360 When we bought when? We started buying the house. 540 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,760 No, we bought the house. You've. 541 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,840 Not bought the house. We bought the house, we got a 542 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,080 loan and bought the house. Buying it? 543 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:09,080 Yeah. Technically, that bank or 544 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,560 building society could just say, you know what, Jay? 545 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,000 All right, well, you can go and sleep in the pH of Hidewell. 546 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,800 But when we bought the house. Only got 1 bit back now. 547 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,680 You could build on that. Yeah, when? 548 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,520 We bought the house, I removed the fitted wardrobes in the main 549 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,400 bedroom and there was a hole in the wall. 550 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,960 Hold on there, which bedroom have you got spray? 551 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,640 Yeah, the main bedroom right there was like all this like 552 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:40,280 Tudor that would fitted stuff all over the bed, all over. 553 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840 The last in the merry England cafes. 554 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,360 It was just a lot of Mohawk in it. 555 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,760 I could tag them podcast now. So I've moved this like a 556 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,000 dressing table and the hole in the wall where they repositioned 557 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,840 a plug socket and these screws pointing outwards is that big 558 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,240 hole in the ball these screws pointing outwards and I thought 559 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,920 I want to plaster over this hole but then the screws the 560 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,680 protruding a little bit so got the ambulance. 561 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,880 Ganged him back. I couldn't. 562 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,400 Get him out because he's pointing outwards. 563 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,880 So yeah, yeah, yeah. So some have been screwed from 564 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,800 behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 565 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,320 So I bound these screws like that. 566 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,040 I bound these screws in and they weren't going anywhere. 567 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:25,240 So that was completely. So anyway, so I bound them in a 568 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,800 bit more and then plastered them over them, right? 569 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,800 And then did you not know what been screwed from behind? 570 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,760 I didn't think. I would have. 571 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,640 And then a few days later the DOS says dad the plug socket 572 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,400 isn't working. Well looked, I've knocked the 573 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,800 plug socket out into the room forward. 574 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,120 I was sitting here. Walls it. 575 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:51,920 Was a big hole. But anyway, so today I removed 576 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,720 the plug socket and filled the hole, removed the cage from the 577 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,840 cavity, blah blah, and got a new case for the plug socket and 578 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,680 rewired the plug socket up from scratch just based off my job 579 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,600 for the day. Or she can chill in the hole 580 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,160 then. So tomorrow, sanding down, then 581 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,520 painting, then we'll see. We'll go from there. 582 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,720 But yeah. Exciting times. 583 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,920 Exciting times, yeah, but I've. Met people. 584 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,320 When when I was younger I tackled job letters all the time 585 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,960 and. I'm still like that I can build 586 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 a fence I. Haven't done anything like I 587 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,160 mean last year. Not really good manual work, Can 588 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,480 I? We did. 589 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,920 I'm good with electrics. We did everything last. 590 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,960 Last year we didn't do nothing on the House went away. 591 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,360 And this year we thought, you know what, we'd spend a bit of 592 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,840 money on the House. You know the house that we don't 593 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,960 own, they keep. Telling me I didn't want to say 594 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,440 it looked a bit dilapidated, Bob. 595 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,120 OK, it's real stick. Yes. 596 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,800 I went there, went visiting mother-in-law today at the home, 597 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,040 but she's OK. But put ATV in one of the rooms, 598 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,080 right? It was playing well. 599 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,080 To be honest, they have to be accepting of all different types 600 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,320 of people now. Television, right? 601 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:08,480 Yeah, Well, they put ATV in a car and it's playing. 602 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,560 And you should put it in a car and they've got just as much 603 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,320 track as somebody else. It's. 604 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,880 Playing, you know, like Got. That's TV, it's called. 605 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:21,760 That's oldies. Is it when I'm cleaning windows? 606 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,880 It's called. That's oldies. 607 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,960 I just plays old music, right? And the weird thing is my 608 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:34,120 mother-in-law 90, right? It's still too new for her and 609 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,920 it's playing 60s music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 610 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,160 And I said, oh, you know, all these. 611 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,520 Oh, no, I don't know all this. I don't know this modern stuff. 612 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,080 But I must admit I don't. Know this modern chat is it? 613 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,360 Punk music, you know you're visiting them, right? 614 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,160 And you do the same with music playing in the background. 615 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,240 You've got the same. You're just like, you're like 616 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,680 you listen. So are you all right? 617 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,960 You. Offer you some nice. 618 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,840 Food and all you can see is this TV screen and I must admit it's 619 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,480 not your era, but it was banga after banga after banga. 620 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,880 Careful. Yeah, sorry dude. 621 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,800 That good? It was a vintage band, as it 622 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,000 was. Oh, I had vintage bag that was 623 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,600 from it. I had Cumberland sausages. 624 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:23,000 It was plain Bee Gees, classic Bee Gees, and God. 625 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,240 I'll get a message. To you what's? 626 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,640 What are they called? Mamas and Papas? 627 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:39,600 California Dream. I thought we couldn't have 628 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,120 harmonised. I'm sorry. 629 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:48,960 And the sky is grey. And the sky is grey. 630 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:55,440 I've been through a while for a walk on a winter's day. 631 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,800 On a winter's day. There's nothing new. 632 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,680 Training. No. 633 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,400 Yeah, we'll get food. Won't be by this. 634 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,280 Yeah, we'll have a couple of people. 635 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,400 Get the mothers and papers in. I think there are a copyright 636 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,040 now this song isn't it? All right, carry on then. 637 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:15,240 Yeah. But I must admit do playing some 638 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,880 absolute. Chicken sandwich now. 639 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,640 And yeah, but I thought this is quite good, I thought, and isn't 640 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,160 my era. But then Shearer, you know, 641 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,480 they're playing really good songs. 642 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,800 But then in yadda come. Oh, what were they? 643 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:36,920 Oh, funerals, adult peeing and few year olds adult peeing and 644 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,320 sell your gold. No, no, I, I did. 645 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,640 Think I'm very. Sure. 646 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,880 Inappropriate. It was the easy cremations. 647 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,320 They tell you what petrol and the lights is a very easy 648 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,200 cremation. But all these old people are 649 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,960 watching this TV and they go, oh, Freddie and the dreamers. 650 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,880 You know, I could get incinerator. 651 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,720 Yeah, do it cheap. Yeah. 652 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,560 And there's easy cremations. You know, I didn't want to be a 653 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,200 builder of my family, so I cremated myself. 654 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,440 I, I paid for looking forward, they don't have anything to 655 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,040 worry about. And it gives me such Peace of 656 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,200 Mind that they don't have to worry about this anymore. 657 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,720 And then it is Nexus. And then, and then where does it 658 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,040 fast forwards to the end when they've been cremated? 659 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,800 And the family is laughing. And family. 660 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,240 Are there in the same? Sure. 661 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,080 Can I just ask you? Can I? 662 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,520 Can I just ask you how much? How much is it for an urn? 663 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:36,840 And well, the earn is 236. Fucking hell, I'm not paying. 664 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,960 That we'll just sprinkle. Her somewhere. 665 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:46,160 Once then it was will writing the Irish PCA 3 will writing 666 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,560 service. Do you love animals? 667 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,240 Are you going to be popping your plugs soon? 668 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,520 It will say that your will feeling. 669 00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:01,360 Where it says such an oddie gives all their stuff. 670 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,880 To the Irish BCA, No, it's fuck you, it said. 671 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,520 We know you'd like to leave something to those who you love. 672 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,560 And this bloke shopping a dog and looking at his dog like 673 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,159 that, it's like, but you know, oh. 674 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,719 Well, step is not like have a gold collar. 675 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:25,080 A donation to the Irish PCA can mean that less pets are harmed, 676 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,800 more pets are rescued, blah blah. 677 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,560 We can do your will for you free of charge with no obligation to 678 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,719 donate to the RSPCA. You will now thinking you won't 679 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,280 get you won't get them out of your house until you sign on the 680 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,480 line. Bring all dogs around me. 681 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:46,280 That lucky dog? No, just no. 682 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,560 They bring a lucky dog. Come on there. 683 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,719 Like a little Beagle or something. 684 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,639 Like that, but a cat with really sad eyes. 685 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:56,679 Yeah, and a little pop. Yeah, fuck, all wrong with it, 686 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,600 but the bandage, yeah, yeah, bandage, tail tails weren't like 687 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,120 that, but they've got they've got a bandage on it and. 688 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,320 Then you've got the over 50s life insurance with a with a 689 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,400 free pen and £100 in vouchers if you Sign up today. 690 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,840 For free pen you do that for. My mum did it and she 691 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,200 complained. She said why haven't got the 692 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,280 free pen? She wrote to them. 693 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,600 I said. Pack a pen. 694 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,360 I said run. By the time you write something, 695 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,480 it's going to cost more than a pen. 696 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,280 It's not important that I want the free pen, I want the free 697 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,760 pen, a free pent and £100 gift vouchers known for AT. 698 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,880 But yeah. And then then more songs come 699 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,040 out, I thought. And then the same adverts come 700 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,560 on again. Yeah, there's brainwash it. 701 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,200 And there's Stannis airlifts and all that sort of thing. 702 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,280 And I thought, you know what, I don't mind the music, but. 703 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,960 I must admit people. Are in the 90s in the cable 704 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,920 seeing that? I'm not kind of calling stair 705 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,960 lift companies, but I have had the experience with stair lift 706 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:05,320 companies because we did have a lift for stairs put in at my 707 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,440 grandma and granddad's house. And I think it might have cost 708 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,120 about 4000 lbs something like that to have it put in. 709 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:17,440 And I think when me grandma passed, obviously we didn't need 710 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,000 any more Gran. I probably could have. 711 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,880 Used it to be honest, but he. Didn't want to do so. 712 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,600 I think they offered about £300 to take it away, which I thought 713 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,880 was a little bit cheeky. But The thing is it's not 4000 714 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:38,920 LB but the sales pitch, you know, T the advert and that's 715 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,240 brochure and the patient's like Mike could have it in this wide 716 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:46,800 clean beige check this my daughter right blow comes around 717 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,680 and says, do you want to get your quote for your windows? 718 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,880 We're in the area doing special price, which is our youngest 719 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,640 right. So she says you know what? 720 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,000 Yeah, I have a quote. Oh brilliant. 721 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,640 The occasion will regulate an arranged appointment. 722 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,160 So, so within like 30 minutes, they get the phone call. 723 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,520 We'll come and see you later. So it turns up and he says, oh, 724 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,960 your windows answer regulation now. 725 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,680 And the regulations have changed. 726 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,320 You need this. And that's not big enough. 727 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,760 And this is, they're not efficient and this and that in 728 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,120 this book. Don't worry, we can sort that 729 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,600 out for you. All your windows in the house, 730 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,920 not the doors. 14 and a half, 1000 lbs. 731 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,200 Fuck yeah. Ready Ready. 732 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,600 Select. Book Palace. 733 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,200 So they went, yeah. Listen, we don't, we didn't. 734 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,320 We just want to see what it would be costing. 735 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,240 We don't want them doing. Oh, then can I just, excuse me, 736 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,880 can I just say, have you given me the quote for the whole 737 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,960 street? Yeah, so get this right, so it 738 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,360 says, well if we put a sign in your garden advertising our 739 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:54,960 company, we can bring you down to 8 and a half 1000 lbs, right? 740 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,880 So what? Happens if can I just say what 741 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,600 happens if it's a video or something, you know, will it get 742 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,600 you're cheaper still? Well, what happens? 743 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,960 If this isn't the end of the story, what? 744 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,160 Happens if you can park the van on me drive. 745 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,040 Yeah, yeah. So you go. 746 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,000 No, no, that's not. It's so soon. 747 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,680 Once we're not interested. There they went. 748 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,480 Let me ring the. Boss, Oh, you're looking at we 749 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,640 got special proportional. Yeah, yeah. 750 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,760 How? Much do you want to pay? 751 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,680 Did he go? Did he go? 752 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,200 What we can't do now? Yeah. 753 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,160 Wow. We can't do that. 754 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,120 That's just. That's stupid. 755 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,680 That's ridiculous. I'll be out of a job. 756 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,120 Are you trying to do me out of a job? 757 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,080 Oh, OK. All right. 758 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,680 Thanks. And then, yeah. 759 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,960 So how much you want to pay, we don't know. 760 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,240 We'll give us a prime pay, give us a price. 761 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,920 So they said £1.99, we'll give to give up a few grand. 762 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,720 And he went back. It's not a stupid offer. 763 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 764 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,440 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 765 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 766 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,400 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 767 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,920 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 768 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:17,560 There's 2007, 150, so we didn't go for. 769 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,000 You went. So first half was 14 1/2 770 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,840 thousand, everything else about 9 grand I think and this one was 771 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:34,680 six and a half 1000 lbs. So in the space of 45 minutes or 772 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,680 whatever it was, I'll Kick It Out by then. 773 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:42,120 Now it gone down 8 grand like. And they went, yeah, no, but it 774 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,800 did. But we'd have to put your sign 775 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,280 outside your house for three months. 776 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,800 And I thought. That will be the exit fucking 777 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,280 Windows. Keep it outside for six months 778 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,000 for all that, yeah. You know, I'll be looking into 779 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,680 Windows a big fucking. Sign but bear in mind dealing 780 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,600 they'll cul-de-sac nobody's see it anyway, but just to put your 781 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,880 cats on your neighbours that we did you just offer. 782 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,800 You know, just between those 203 secret offer. 783 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,080 But we're now and I thought it just stopped to show, but I 784 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,400 couldn't stand a stair lift if someone had gone. 785 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,760 I don't want to pay for the ground. 786 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,280 They like, I don't know, the new boss. 787 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,840 Oh, you can. Oh, I've got a second hand money 788 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,680 that's pretty good. Quick, you've. 789 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,600 Got to wipe down, yeah. Cheeky bastards. 790 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,600 I'm off this week getting a bit of repairs to the house and and 791 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,520 the cat sitting as well. Yeah, yeah, he called my Nikkle 792 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,520 the cats. Yeah. 793 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,520 Because like that, Michael. But I've passed it on the right 794 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,840 normal name. Yes, Tim. 795 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,080 You know, like Derek. No, it's Tim. 796 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,840 So it's, it's one of the cats that you know, it's really nice 797 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,440 or it's so lovely, it's so loving for about 25 seconds. 798 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:51,680 And if you carry on stroke, you have 25 seconds, one second more 799 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,960 it turns and it goes for you. So for the 25 seconds, it's a 800 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,360 lovely cat. It's a lovely cat, but. 801 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,680 I always got lick in my head last night but I think she'd 802 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,080 been cleaning herself because the very funny smell. 803 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,360 What from my head? My head stunk after so I don't 804 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,040 have a shower. Oh, that OK? 805 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,000 Well, you don't smell like that now. 806 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,920 What's up? No. 807 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,840 You say you've got a smelly head. 808 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,120 I'll. Do a slow eye roll. 809 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,120 Spelling smell it? No. 810 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,960 No, she's been licking me face. She went licking me and I 811 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,720 thought the ear stinks and I thought she's been fighting 812 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,760 herself. Having having a prawn Food 813 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,960 First. No, she's not Turkey. 814 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,280 Turkey. It wasn't like Turkey and 815 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:37,920 carrots. I'll. 816 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,720 Tell you what if you actually look on the ingredients of cat 817 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:46,920 food, no matter what it is? Or it can be like beef, fish, 818 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,120 chicken, Turkey, rabbit. It's the same ingredients. 819 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,120 So it's just flat everywhere. It's better flavour. 820 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:59,480 At the end they'll say rabbit contains fish derivatives of 821 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,720 that kind. So yesterday I'd give her some 822 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,000 like wet food and then she weren't touching it. 823 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,960 I'll give her some dry food. I'll give her some biscuits. 824 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,360 Oh, she loves them Wolf down. So they disappeared this morning 825 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,760 and I'll come downstairs, come back from work tonight. 2 ships 826 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,280 in cat litter tray, one of them as a break massive. 827 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,720 The other one was sloppy and I thought I know what's happening. 828 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,480 I thought I know what's happening there. 829 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,040 Honestly, I could have picked it up and thrown it to the toilet 830 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,960 that it was like human turd that big because I thought I've had 831 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,160 like an intruder and I've had a shit in cat litter tray. 832 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,400 But one of them it were like a bit sloppy and I thought that's 833 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,200 the wet food and I thought that's fucking. 834 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,400 She's Wolf, then biscuits time. There you go. 835 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,560 There you go. Hard holds awful. 836 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,240 Don't know. Anyways, do you have a joke? 837 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,480 Oh yeah, he says. Got some bangs from my new joke 838 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,800 book that I got for my birthday. You like it? 839 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,520 Yeah. No. 840 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:09,000 If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days, then 841 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,880 it'll be a Saturday. Yes. 842 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,320 Yeah, Saturday. Saturday, Right. 843 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,320 We've got so many years, so many. 844 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,520 Let me think. People keep ringing me up all 845 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,720 bundled up, coughing and sneezing down the line. 846 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:29,160 Bloody cold callers. That's better than any job. 847 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,280 Any job. You come out today, that's 848 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,360 better than that. Cold callers. 849 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,680 Cold callers. We all know about Mackey's Law. 850 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,000 Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. 851 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,440 What have you heard about coleslaw? 852 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,640 It's seen sliced cabbage. Coleslaw. 853 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,000 Yeah, it's thinly sliced cabbage. 854 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:54,800 How? A bit flat. 855 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,360 My friend claimed he robbed Disney Store. 856 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,400 Turned out he was just taking the Mickey. 857 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,880 A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, help me, 858 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:20,080 doctor, I'm shrinking. Hold on, says the doctor, being 859 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,280 a little patient. Oh, little patient. 860 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,720 Very good. I'll finish off with which one 861 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,840 should I go for? I'll go for this one. 862 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,760 I entered a sun tanning competition. 863 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:41,560 I got bronze. And you did that. 864 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,080 I got a wafta. Smoke with every tea. 865 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,600 It's like chilli. Or. 866 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:54,280 Something I've got a bit of a spicy meatballs something it. 867 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,920 Was a pork wraps but it's sriracha. 868 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,920 I had Mexican Margaret rice and Cumberland sausages. 869 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,920 Mexican microwave rice for a message of microwave did it in. 870 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,160 Air fry, but the rice, no bangers, right? 871 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,480 Yeah. He loves the air fry, don't you? 872 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,160 Cheese on toast in there's a game changer. 873 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,240 You've done it in air fryer. No no did I had cheese on toast 874 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,240 today? But in the grill. 875 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,160 No, it goes like it goes like cafe cheese on toaster. 876 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,120 Vine was like that in the grill now, but I've heard I've heard 877 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,520 it does. I mean, it goes gold. 878 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,760 Yeah, it's in the grill. No, I mean, but it really goes 879 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,480 gold and it looks. Like a proper cafe. 880 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,080 Cheese. In the grill. 881 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,600 No, I mean, but like, from a good cafe, yeah. 882 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,320 I must have a good grill because it did that today. 883 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,560 And I have the cheese like that even, you know, even though I 884 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,920 put it on a bit lumpy you. Know, I don't do dump it. 885 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,800 I do obviously got covered. Yeah, you know what? 886 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,360 Like I could chip, but it's like a military operation. 887 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,160 You do. You do that. 888 00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,720 Yeah. You like them up, don't you 889 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,120 Have? A chocolate chip in half so it 890 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,640 fits in the gap. Yeah, every else is gone. 891 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,400 Yeah. Or is that the tea? 892 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,200 Get me a little protractor at mill set square and measure it 893 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,680 all so it's all banged on. Yeah, yeah, the perfect chip. 894 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,880 Boy, strange, you're very particular like that, but you 895 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880 just have some screws. Have some screws that are 896 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,920 pointing out of a wall through and just fuck it. 897 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,040 Yeah, yeah, we all have our I mean, we eat a bit. 898 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,040 Sad day, aren't you? No, we all. 899 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,400 Have a range of in, like a particular. 900 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,880 Order. We all have our off days, but 901 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:38,360 yeah right, it's the only time for the feet to hit the street. 902 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,960 To hit the feet straight. But I'm just want to finish off 903 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,600 with a fact somewhere around the world. 904 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,240 I don't think I've done this season. 905 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,560 You have. Are you sure? 906 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,920 Yeah. What's these facts from around 907 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:55,360 the world to seek you pulling your face down you sign no what 908 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,440 are. We doing I'm just getting the 909 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,000 breath because the excitement sometimes it gives me 910 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,080 palpitations when you do your facts from around the world and 911 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,680 I can't get my breath. So I think you know what, I'll 912 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,320 just think I've been there. I'm all right. 913 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,960 Now go. On right, this is Hong Kong. 914 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,360 Have you been to Hong Kong? Don't work. 915 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,520 I've been to Hong Kong. I've been to Japan, right? 916 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:24,000 OK, well, in a Hong Kong. In a Hong Kong in Hong. 917 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,600 Kong An. Unfair. 918 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,920 Why are you saying it weird? Hong Kong A wife has the right 919 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,960 to kill her unfaithful husband if she catches him red handed. 920 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,440 With a red hand. Well, hands are red. 921 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:44,040 Maybe the only restriction placed on her is that she 922 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,520 commits the murder with her hands and not with the help of a 923 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:48,760 weapon. I mean some of these. 924 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,600 Some of these Japanese women have got very small. 925 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:56,080 Arms like, yes, do you worse, do you worse? 926 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,320 China's trying to strangle you and trying to, Yeah. 927 00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,960 What are you? Doing If they're like trans 928 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,040 jangling, like baby arms, you know what you're doing what 929 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,520 you're doing. Trying to strangle you, just 930 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,960 tickling what scratch edge. But yeah. 931 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:14,400 But he says, of course, if he finds her unfaithful, he can 932 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,480 kill her any way you want. Sexism. 933 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,120 I'm sorry about KB sexism. He can kill her any way you 934 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,440 want, but she only has to use her hands a very small. 935 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,440 I thought you might, I thought you might kill her by sexism. 936 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,920 So with like really derogatory comments to make her feel really 937 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,800 bad, so bad that she dies. It's you're useless in the 938 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,640 kitchen. You've never cut me a nice meal 939 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,280 and you're washing up shit. It's like you make that kind of 940 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,440 say song. Cognitive Japan, No. 941 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,280 You said Japanese people are very small. 942 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,760 Well, Hong Kong people. Hong Kong people have got very 943 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,000 small hands. OK, I'll give you one more as 944 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,160 well. Well, I know you know when you 945 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,000 buy clothes from like Tammu, they never fit there. 946 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,520 I don't know. I know something about a wedding 947 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:06,520 dress from Tammu, not a retired. And was she not a Hong Kong 948 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,680 person? No, we both. 949 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,560 Was she a British person? We know, I think I know. 950 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,600 You've been sorry. That's what did you sure she 951 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,840 lived the best life? Yes, she is in leisure. 952 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,000 An outfit that cost 3 crimes, 67 sama sour. 953 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,800 I said you're wearing your mum's blinds. 954 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,960 This is it from Shane. You tried? 955 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,200 No. It's great, isn't it? 956 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,560 I'm sure, I'm sure she's not listening. 957 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,480 Because I said to your ass, there's a bell bottom pants in. 958 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,680 Do you? Remember, cheeky bastard, she's 959 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,360 the only I got these from Shane. I said probably in in. 960 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,320 Japan, They're not with the bell bottoms. 961 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,720 Yeah, they were bell bottoms jeans. 962 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,000 Not a great clubs. No, they were bell bottoms. 963 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,160 They were like a proper like because I said and then coming 964 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,400 back in. But yeah, I think I might have 965 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,160 said two of that, right. That's just how much for that 966 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,520 outfit. Three Prime 67. 967 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,760 Cheeky bastard in Lebanon. Yeah. 968 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,120 Brute this is this is word for word. 969 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,120 So don't have a gun. Brute. 970 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,000 Some relationships with animals. Oh. 971 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,160 How be your dog? Are allowed as long as the 972 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,320 animal is of the opposite sex. I mean some. 973 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,640 Of these animals, it's hard to sex you know how some animals 974 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,800 that. You can't tell. 975 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,360 Only a vet can tell if it's a male or female. 976 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,000 I mean, you know some dogs you can. 977 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,360 Well, dogs you can tend to tell them. 978 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,640 Or she's a small dog. But cats are hard to tell. 979 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,320 Rabbits are hard. Rabbits are hard to sex. 980 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,400 Apparently I. Don't know, I've never sexed a 981 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,040 rabbit. Because I knew somebody about a 982 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,960 rabbit once that said is it a male or a female? 983 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,120 Sorry I I misunderstood that had a sex to the rabbit. 984 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,800 I haven't but I asked someone who had a rabbit is it a boy or 985 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,600 a girl and they went. Can they even work a phone? 986 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,200 A. Phone. 987 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,600 Yeah, A. Wife and phone. 988 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,160 He said he sexed the rabbit. I never sexed the rabbit, right? 989 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,200 No, I said, he said. It's hard to sex the rabbit, 990 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,720 yeah. But I've said to someone. 991 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,600 But they can't. They can't like, message you 992 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,760 back because they pause out. They can't keep that well. 993 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,760 Of course they can't predict your text, obviously not that. 994 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,520 Carrot him off. Would you carrot splash? 995 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,760 Never seen a rabbit in a carrot in real life. 996 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,280 They will though. If you wave the carrot a rabbit, 997 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,480 they'll be all over it. But. 998 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,280 Even though they've never seen one before. 999 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,720 I meet someone with a rabbit and I said is it a boy or a girl and 1000 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,960 they went I don't know what. She's called Audrey. 1001 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,760 Only the vet knows. But they better not tell her. 1002 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,480 Well, that's taken to a vet. Oh, right. 1003 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,720 But it was like it's house, it's house trained, don't worry about 1004 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,920 it, it's around the living room. I know, but when it if it's 1005 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:58,280 having a shit does it? Is it read in the newspaper or 1006 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,240 is it? Is it read in the newspaper or 1007 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,720 is it like putting some potpourri in a bowl at the same 1008 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,120 time? What do you mean? 1009 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,720 Well, it depends what sex is that? 1010 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,000 Are you being sexist? Sure. 1011 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,960 Because, you know, both sexes can use potpourri. 1012 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,960 I know, but you generally it blocks itself toiletry sun in 1013 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,680 it. Yeah, it says the blower sent 1014 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,480 you a candle into the room. Do you change your? 1015 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,640 Do you change it there? Honestly the Malvik Campbell's a 1016 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:32,600 great 299 hotel ones. But but she said it was. 1017 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,160 She doesn't. Smell like any hotel I've been 1018 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,640 in. She's always out trained and it 1019 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:40,560 ran across the floor and what to do is do come in little balls 1020 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,560 don't we? I know it's like. 1021 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,280 It was like PAC, I think was the opposite of Pac-Man because 1022 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,280 Pac-Man eats the beads, eats the pills. 1023 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,280 It was like as it was going down like blah, blah, blah, blah, 1024 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,760 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah wee. 1025 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,840 Wee wee, wee wee with some ghost oil after it. 1026 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,360 Not sure the male or female love. 1027 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,640 Yeah Lebanon you can. You can bang an animal as long 1028 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,160 as it is the opposite sex. It says a lot well about the 1029 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,920 world today. The matter if it was imagine, 1030 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,480 though, if it was like the same sex, they'd probably like Choppy 1031 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,600 better for some people, wouldn't they? 1032 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,600 Over there, yeah. Yeah. 1033 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,640 Chop your hands off. We didn't know another penis on 1034 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,360 this but. I couldn't see it from me. 1035 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,280 It's very thick hair. I just held onto it's antlers. 1036 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,440 This is what we imagine people who love. 1037 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,280 Themselves, I don't know what they sound like. 1038 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,120 But yeah, because sometimes, like a shaggy dog. 1039 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,240 I know, but The thing is, you'd know what you're because some of 1040 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,480 them do have antlers, some of them don't. 1041 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,880 Well, no, it's females. If it were a goat. 1042 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,560 Females are antlers, don't they? Yeah, and it's a goat. 1043 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,320 I've a goat's got horns. But male goats have a lions. 1044 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,040 It's a lion. You just said you're lying, 1045 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,920 bastard. It's got fucking horns. 1046 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,600 Just thought it was something easy to grab hold of. 1047 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:09,440 You Shank the male goat. Anyways, it's been fun, but it's 1048 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,720 time to go. It is. 1049 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,560 And we'll see you this time. Next time, Yeah, next time. 1050 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:19,440 Yeah, OK, Captain, neither. Too much talk of shagging 1051 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,040 animals in this episode. Goodbye ladies. 1052 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,040 You can catch