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Welcome to Pitchatumi Podcast, a
show about this objective past, 

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present and potential future. 
A flesh and blood card design. 

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You can find us across all 
socials such as Blue Sky and 

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Instagram at Pitchatumi Podcast.
I'm Peter. 

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I'm Valerio. 
And I'm Trent. 

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Guys, welcome to the 69th 
episode of the Pichotomy 

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Podcast. 
Today we're taking a brand new 

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chapter in the story of 
Pichotomy Podcast. 

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First of all listeners, as you 
might have noticed, the three 

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main hosts are not here. 
That's because I tricked them 

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into thinking there was a wide 
open RTN on the other side of 

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LA. 
We've we are going to have ours 

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to ourself here to bring the 
ideas that the Pitchettimi 

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community deserves to hear. 
The unadulterated truth. 

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The things that Capital T they 
don't want you to hear. 

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The real real. 
That's right. 

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First, let's go over some life 
updates. 

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As many of you know, Pro Tour 
London is coming up, and I, 

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after meticulous investigation, 
have jotted down Clark Moore's 

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entire trip to Pro Tour London, 
including after the fact. 

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I know where he's going on 
vacation afterwards. 

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I have booked the same flights. 
I've found the same Airbnb, the 

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exact make and model of his 
rental car. 

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I will be there every step of 
the way and he won't even know. 

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What's a good friend that'll be 
a sick? 

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Prank he'll never see it coming 
yeah that's that's exciting man.

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I'm happy for you. 
It'll be a it'll be a good time,

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you know, getting to see all 
your your hard work come to 

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through come to fruition and 
also play a pro tour London. 

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I don't play flesh and blood. 
Oh, too much time painting 

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Warhammer. 
That is fair. 

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That is fair. 
Honestly, a noble pursuit. 

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I did build a draw my deck but 
she LL before I had a chance to 

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actually play her. 
Yeah, no, that's fair. 

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I can't, personally cannot get 
into Warhammer. 

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I cannot be trusted around that 
paint man. 

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It's just too yummy. 
It's very delicious. 

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I think I've drinking at least 
three pots of NOLA oil. 

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Yeah, Clark and Joel keep 
telling me that I would enjoy 

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Brute, but yeah. 
And you know, I'm I'm an 

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illusionist made through and 
through. 

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They're wrong, and that's why 
they're not here, and we are. 

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So true. 
Bestie dab it up so. 

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Trent, how are you doing? 
I'm. 

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I'm good, thank you. 
Yeah, I've been. 

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I've been really going on a 
religious experience, you know, 

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I, I, I've been counting my 
blessings in game and out of 

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game. 
Wow. 

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Oh yeah. 
Brother. 

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Oh, it's phenomenal. 
You know, I really think that 

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count your blessings is the 
future of control as we know it.

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You know, I love non interactive
mechanics that just I'm not 

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going to do anything. 
I'm just going to gain a little 

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bit of life here, a little bit 
of life there. 

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Oh, you ran out of cards. 
Sucks the suddenly. 

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Totally interaction is. 79 
copies of cards, Yeah, total. 3 

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Remembrance in every deck it's. 
Quite frankly, your fault. 

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Agreed. 
It's like I always say, you know

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fun really is a 0 sum game 
right? 

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If my opponent is enjoying the 
time that they are spending 

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across from me, that's fun that 
I could potentially be having 

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that I am now not having. 
Why on earth would I want that? 

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I should be having all of the 
fun, otherwise why would I even 

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bother? 
Genuinely, I don't understand 

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it. 
So true. 

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I and you know, that's that's 
why I play illusionist And that 

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actually, and that brings us, I 
think, pretty neatly to to our 

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segments for today. 
Should we, should we? 

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Well, should we go over all of 
our pitches for today? 

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Let's do it. 
Starting on red pitch, I'll be 

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unveiling a tier list of 
properties I think LSS should 

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reach out to for their own 
universes beyond sets. 

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And on yellow pitch, I'm going 
to go over why Arachne Huntsman 

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is the definitive best hero in 
the format is, along with my 

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tier list of the different 
variations of Arachne. 

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That's right, two tier lists. 
Can we make it 3:00? 

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And finally, on Blue Pitch, I'll
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why Spectra is a lot more 
balanced than you think and even

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should be reprinted well. 
Hmm, well, let's get started on 

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red pitch. 
Let's not waste anytime. 

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It's the property we all know, 
we all love. 

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It just makes sense. 
Magic the Gathering crossover 

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for flesh and blood. 
Let's talk. 

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Oh God. 
Shit, shit, no. 

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This is like, no, no, 
everything's fine. 

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Everything's normal. 
Hey, Mom. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Pick me up. 

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I'm scared boys. 
We've. 

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Been made. 
Just join the pod. 

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But we thought it'd be a fun 
like crossover, you know, get. 

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The fuck out. 
That was fucking weird. 

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Yeah, I think I pulled my 
shoulder kicking their asses. 

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I guess we could just start with
red pitch. 

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Yeah, it says here in the notes 
that they left behind tier list.

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So I guess we're going to make a
tier list. 

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Oh, it's about time we start one
of those. 

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Yeah, yeah, I mean it. 
It's the hallmark of every 

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single piece of FAB content 
creation. 

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Not even just flash and blood, 
you know? 

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It's always the most viewed 
video that sparks the most 

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conversation and is the highest 
effort content too. 

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And they're always correct. 
That's the great thing about 

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them. 
Joel, do you like views? 

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Yeah, I like views from time to 
time for sure. 

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Yeah, maybe we should do a tier 
list then, yeah. 

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Let's do a tier list. 
So I'm going to start off with 

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making tier lists. 
Is F tier. 

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I agree, yeah. 
I think that's solid. 

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That's why we're making one. 
Exactly. 

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We love our like F tiers over 
here, you know? 

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Yeah, it's certainly our 
favorite. 

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Yes. 
Can I help you? 

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And you know, if if that's our F
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right, We got to, we got to 
figure out the range here. 

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Probably a. 
That's the first letter of the 

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alphabet, so for S. 
Tier Brian. 

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Goat Lieb, The undisputed goat 
of flesh and blood card design. 

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True. 
He's saved limited. 

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He saved constructed. 
He saved our band and restricted

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announcements. 
He took away suspended cards. 

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He is the GOAT of flesh and 
blood. 

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I mean, I like Brian Gottlieb. 
I feel like I'm supposed to 

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disagree but I don't know. 
Brian Gottlieb is undisputed S 

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tier. 
And you know, let's just jump 

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into like one of the most talked
about cards. 

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Count your blessings. 
Oh yeah. 

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F tier count your blessings is 
so bad it is so underrate. 

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When does it gain you like one 
life? 

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Two life like your first cast is
2 life. 

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That's not. 
Very good at all. 

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No you have to pay 2 resources 
for it. 

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It's absolutely horrible. 
Why would I pay? 

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Two for a CYB when I can pay 2 
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you know what I mean? 
Yeah. 

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Oh man, that one. 
That one hurt. 

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Next up. 
Let's do dying to blood debt. 

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That's tear. 
It's funny, guys. 

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I do get really happy when you 
died of blood. 

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Everybody loves people dying to 
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When when we watch Evan set, 
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and be unable to cast all of her
rune gate cards, it's funny. 

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It is funny to watch this 
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It's not sad or depressing at 
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I have only seen people laugh 
when someone dies to blood 

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death. 
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dying to blood death is like, 
you know, you're 3 in one and 

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you're going to your last round 
at the PQ and you're like, you 

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know, what'd be really great 
right now is to just lose all 

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momentum and die to myself 
because LSS hates us. 

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That's my favorite part about 
blood death. 

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And you know what? 
I'm going to go off of that. 

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Leviah Plasmaphet consumed stops
me from dying to blood debt. 

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See Tear. 
Motherfucker. 

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Keep it. 
In keeping it in but you know, 

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let's let's talk about CYB now 
count your blessings D to your 

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card, you know. 
Like, Oh yeah. 

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Two resources for three life but
like it's instant speed. 

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Right. 
Yeah. 

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It gives a lot of utility and 
like all these counterable cars,

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they just don't hit. 
So like. 

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It wouldn't run it like it 
wouldn't be your first life game

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card, no. 
Like run sigil assaults. 

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Yeah, but like 2 for three is 
like OK for like your 4th, 5th, 

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6th, you know? 
Yeah, 'cause if you're playing 

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like, you know, you, you pitch 
one for Don Blade, you have two 

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other resources, might always 
use them for three life, you 

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know, exactly what else would 
you be doing? 

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Yeah, instant speed stuff is is 
absolutely great Cyb D tier 

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card. 
Hell yeah. 

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All right, now let's do scab 
skin Leathers, OK? 

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And I think that the only 
correct way of ranking scab skin

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Leathers is by rolling AD 6 
naturally, which I will now roll

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in front of the whole table 
here. 

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All right. 
Yep. 

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Oh, we got to re roll that. 
That's cocked, baby. 

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Yeah, scats. 
Or Leathers C tier. 

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Solid C tier card. 
Solid C tier card you know I 

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mean gaining 1 action point it 
it it's fun you get to roll the 

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dice and that is a fun thing to 
do I'm. 

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Blocking for three along the 
way, yeah. 

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I mean, that's a very solid 
equipment piece. 

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I mean, pulling it out, rolling 
a three and then going like, 

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yes, that was a good use of a 
minute of thinking and decision 

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making. 
It's also nice, like when you do

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a competitive event, you're 
like, I just want to see how 

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many action points I could work 
with and getting your one back 

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is like, you know, that's that's
perfect. 

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Yeah, got got what you paid for 
it. 

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Super, super great now. 
Let's talk about CYB. 

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OK, OK. 
Yeah, I'm ready for this one. 

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I think it's AC tier card like 
gaming for life that is on rate 

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right? 
Mm hmm. 2 for four, Why not? 

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Yeah, I mean, and, and it gets 
better over time. 

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I think that's the real special 
thing about Count your 

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blessings. 
It's the same plane they turned 

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around. 
It's like the exact same pitch 

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of the last one. 
We're leaving it in baby. 

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I actually don't think we should
cut in. 

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Leave it all in the episode. 
This is what I'm doing right 

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now. 
Leave it in the. 

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Episode guys, I only have like 
24 hours to edit this episode. 

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Yeah, I'm gonna leave it all in.
Yeah, you're not even going to 

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edit this at all, Literally 
release as is. 

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But yeah, I think count your 
blessings. 

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See to your card. 
Yeah, 2. 

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For four, also the same rate as 
rise above, which is also 

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somewhere I'd put in the same 
section. 

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I I think perfectly reasonable. 
Yeah, you block with Bastion? 

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No. 
What is the card? 

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The shield? 
The guardian shield? 

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You pay one, it blocks for one. 
Oh, Rampart, Yeah. 

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Rampart Rampart you block with 
rampart use your other two 

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resources on cyb game four life 
it's. 

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Efficient. 
Yeah, it's super, super 

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efficient. 
We've been a little positive, so

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let's return back to the bottom 
of our tier list here. 

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Pre release post always makes me
feel bad. 

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Why can't I pull those cards? 
True. 

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You need to show me that you 
pulled good cards huh? 

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What is this, a Dick measuring 
contest? 

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Fuck you. 
Keep it to yourself man. 

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Yeah, keep it to yourself. 
You know that is the mark of a 

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humble person keeping their 
successes to themselves. 

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They. 
Fold it like John Zapata, right?

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They pulled their $400.00 worth 
of trading cards and they only 

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post because somebody else asked
them to, you know? 

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Exactly. 
True, right? 

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No, I think all pre release 
posts should just go away. 

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Yeah, there should be no social 
media on pre release day. 

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I'm going to say it. 
I'm going to say it. 

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I think you should have charges 
brought against you if you do, 

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you know what I mean. 
You should 100% have to pay a 

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fee. 
It's only fair. 

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You should 100% have to pay a 
fee. 

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OK. 
What would the fee be? 

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Would it be like you're the 
Chase card that you take a 

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picture of gets donated to? 
Like yes it goes. 

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For the LGS and the LGS gets to 
sell, sell it for full. 

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Actually, I think I have 
something a bit more fair. 

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I think it should be $25 for 
each fire emoji and if there's 

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like. 
If there's like in the Discord, 

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each fire emoji, right? 
And so the more Discords you 

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post to, that's just more money 
that you're gonna have to. 

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And also like the praying emoji,
like, Oh yeah, I think that 

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should be $100 a $100. 
Easily. 

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Absolutely. 
OK, next card, count your 

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blessings. 
I was waiting for this one so. 

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I think count your blessings B 
to your card, OK? 

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I think I might have to agree. 
Yeah, because at this point it's

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overrate, right? 
2 for. 5. 

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It's really solid. 5, No way. 
It's like playing zealous 

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belting. 
It's really, really solid. 

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At instant speed, yeah, 
uninteractable. 

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Not to mention if it's red, 
that's six right? 

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We are now officially overrate 
of the sigil stuff. 

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Like it's better than sigil. 
Why are we even running Sigil of

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Solace index when red cyb is 
right? 

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There I mean you could add 
attack actions or you can just 

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add life game like which would 
you rather do, you know what I 

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mean? 
Not to mention it's cheap, 

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right? 
You can put this into any deck. 

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Any beginning player can just 
run all six copies of Cyb right 

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and make it a good deck. 
Right. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, why? 

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Why? 
Why pay for Command and Conquer 

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when CYB is right there? 
2 for six. 

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There it is. 
It's again. 

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It's instant speed. 
It's so easy, guys. 

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It's like 2 sink blows, you know
what I mean? 

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Yellows. 2 yellow sink blows. 
Yeah, 100% but. 

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That is the most appropriate 
way. 

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I'm talking about CYB I've ever 
heard. 

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It's like 2 yellow sink blows. 
Exactly and yellow. 

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Sink blows should be the unit of
measurement for how we evaluate 

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all my they. 
Really. 

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Really should you can't place 2 
yellow sink blows 2IN response 

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to command and conquer, so you 
might as well play red cyb. 

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Exactly. 
So now let's talk about pummel. 

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Now what's interesting is like 
yellow Cyb doesn't cover pummel,

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right? 
That's true because it only 

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blocks 3IN the reaction speed, 
but it could let you cycle into 

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another yellow sink below and 
that second yellow sink below 

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would cover it. 
True. 

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Yeah, and that sink below is a 
pretty good card. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, I mean just the card 

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selection of yellow sink below. 
So should we rank yellow sink 

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below? 
I think so. 

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I think at this point we have. 
It's S tier. 

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I mean S here, right? 
Yellow sink below. 

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Mandatory. 
Mandatory S tier. 

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Can't be played to news ability.
Like when I play a 0 for three 

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go again I'm always thinking 
this is yellow sink below. 

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Exactly, it covers head jab like
the most solid. 

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Go again in peace in the game 
and. 

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Others offensive sink below. 
Exactly. 

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OK moving on to the book burning
of 2024. 

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F to your decision. 
LSSI cannot believe that you 

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would burn books. 
We all know knowledge is power 

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and they took that away from us.
What are they like? 

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I don't want to see. 
Naz word. 

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But no no no. 
But it's definitely 

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authoritarian as shit to burn 
books. 

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No one who has ever burned books
has been on the right side of 

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history. 
So true. 

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Ever. 
I definitely stopped having fun 

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when I stopped casting Art of 
War. 

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Like what are you trying to hide
by burning all these books? 

308
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You know what I mean? 
Like what were in those books? 

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Yeah, Tome of Find All. 
There was some good information 

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in there, right? 
Tome of Aetherwind, I mean 

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powerful card. 
And they took that away from the

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hands of the proletariat. 
Not okay, LSS, not okay. 

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All right, now count your 
blessings. 

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Thank God. 
Yeah, I was just thinking that 

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we should. 
A tier car. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, at this point it can 

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just cover up like an entire 
guardian's turn, yeah. 

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Like a guardian will just like 
throw anathos, or you can go 

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over rate of some guardian turns
with a CYB. 

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Yeah, 8. 
Alone it heals 7 life. 

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Seven life. 
Seven life. 

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That's so much life. 
That is the equivalent of any 

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like Big Red 3 for seven, and 
those never even have go again. 

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Right. 
So it completely wipes and then 

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I can still attack after it. 
Like, incredible. 

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It's like playing CNC with like 
a lending press, you know what I

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mean? 
That's just that kind of value 

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you can't argue about. 
And how are you supposed to 

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counter it? 
Like it's an instant? 

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00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,840
So are they playing weakest link
against responsibility? 

331
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You gain more life than the 
weakest link and you no longer 

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have the CYB for them to target 
right? 

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It's such a. 
Powerful card. 

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I mean it's. 
Borderline broken, yeah. 

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Borderline broken. 
It isn't broken yet right? 

336
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,119
It's not S tier. 
It is A tier. 

337
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Oh no. 
No, CYB is an A tier card. 

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I'm not saying CYB is C tier. 
I would never say CYB is C tier.

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I mean S tier. 
Sorry, yeah. 

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00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:29,200
Yeah, yeah, next card Gambler's 
gloves, which means we're going 

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to have to re roll Scabskin 
Leather's position. 

342
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,560
Yeah, 3 isn't good enough. 
We need, we need something. 

343
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,800
Yeah, yeah, we're going 
gambler's glove this shit. 

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Three. 
You know what? 

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I don't know of anything more 
gambler's gloves than rolling 

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the exact same roll that you 
just tried to redo. 

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Scabskins is AC tier card. 
And so is gambler's gloves. 

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Like both of them just exist to 
gain your action point back and 

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to have fun, right? 
It is just to roll dice and 

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gambler's gloves double S the 
amount of that rolling dice. 

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So true, and I've said it once, 
I'll say it again, the mental 

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health boost that you get from 
rolling dice cannot be 

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undervalued in this scenario. 
Very much a mental card, yeah, 

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because it's not giving you much
value in the turn. 

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But we don't play it for that 
reason, right? 

356
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,160
I love that you bring up the 
mental advantage because 

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whenever I say scabskin 
Leathers, I see the terror on my

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opponent's face. 
They don't know what's going to 

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happen, but I do because I'm 
going to roll a 3. 

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It's not going to do anything 
but that moment of hesitation, 

361
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that moment of fear in their 
eyes. 

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That's the mental edge that you 
need to win games of Flesh and. 

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00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,120
Blood I think that's like mental
arcane damage 100% you're 

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dealing. 100% You know, I think 
there's just one last thing to 

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go over on this tier list guys, 
count your blessings. 

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00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,720
Oh, count your blessings. 
I can't believe we forgot. 

367
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,160
It's got to be an S tier man, I 
mean. 

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It definitely S. 
Tier warps the meta. 

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It completely changes the nature
of this game like. 

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It gains you. 8. 
Life or two resources. 

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It's absolutely. 
Ridiculous. 

372
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,200
That's like 2 scar for scars, 
you know it. 

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Really. 
I mean 2 cards for one card 

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worth of value. 
It's like 2 2/3 yellow sink 

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blows. 
Yes, I was just going to say 

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that. 
Thank you, Fuzzy. 

377
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,400
Yeah. 
What makes it especially good is

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that no matter who you are 
playing, they don't know if 

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you're on Count your blessings, 
Fang. 

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00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,280
Could be count your blessings 
Fang. 

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00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,600
Yeah yeah, right. 
New could be count your 

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blessings new Arachne Aurora 
like. 

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And then if you feel stupid for 
running, poison the well, as if 

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that could even fight it. 
But they've already taken their 

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count, their blessings, and it's
not going to gain you any. 

386
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah, dejection. 
What they're running D reacts D 

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reacts aren't going to do 
anything account count your 

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blessings. 
Every single deck should be 

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running count your blessings 
because this life gain is 

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absolutely insane. 
It's absolutely broken and you 

391
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just you were guaranteed to win 
your armories when you show up 

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with a count you're. 
Blessed. 

393
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It's 2 for eight life. 
I don't know. 

394
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Yeah, more to say. 
Yeah, absolute S tier, 

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undefeated. 
Yeah, great show. 

396
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,600
Yeah. 
And you know, I think that's 

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everything I have here on my 
tier list. 

398
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:15,240
I realize now that I've put 
everything in S tier or F tier. 

399
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,720
Did we? 
Miss. 

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One well skatskins with C tier. 
Skatskins and gamblers are C 

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tier because that's exactly 
where they belong. 

402
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:28,600
Yeah, but you know, maybe, maybe
everything is only ever the best

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thing ever in flesh and blood, 
or will absolutely kill flesh 

404
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and blood, and maybe that's just
the truth of the game. 

405
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I can't think of a single 
argument as to why that wouldn't

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be the truth. 
No all. 

407
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,040
Right that's what I got from my 
pitch. 

408
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,680
It was I hope you guys like the 
tier list. 

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Please post it all over social 
media. 

410
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,200
Engage in the comments. 
Be angry with me, be angry at 

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00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,360
the people who are angry at me 
respond with anger to the people

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who are angry at your angry 
comment. 

413
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,320
I mean, just really get in there
and fight with each other about 

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these opinions from a nerd in 
Southern California who has been

415
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,120
playing this game for less than 
a few years. 

416
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,480
Yeah. 
That's the American dream. 

417
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,760
The American Dream, Yeah. 
Couldn't agree more. 

418
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,320
All right. 
With that, I think we should 

419
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move on to yellow pitch. 
That went way better than I 

420
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expected. 
Joel, what's that? 

421
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,040
What's what are we doing for 
yellow? 

422
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,560
Pitch. 
So for Yellow pitch, I want to 

423
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talk about something that has 
been grossly underrated in flesh

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00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,400
and blood, and that is your fab 
physique with an app. 

425
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,080
Yeah. 
It's the one thing that pro 

426
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,400
players, like, really lack, I 
think. 

427
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,640
I think a lot of people, if they
focus more on like, the 

428
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,840
athleticism and the energy 
levels that it takes to play 

429
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flesh and blood, then they would
go a lot farther in their 

430
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,120
careers. 
You know what I mean? 

431
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:55,840
And I was looking at Riptide as 
my inspiration, of course, and I

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just wanted to share the gospel 
with you all and everyone 

433
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,320
listening to the podcast on why 
I think Riptide is the physique 

434
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that you're going to be shooting
for. 

435
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:08,440
He is the ultimate physical 
specimen of the entire game. 

436
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I mean, like who? 
Who else would even be in 

437
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,160
contention? 
Bravo's like, bloated. 

438
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,840
Yeah, I mean, there's like 
ground fruit options like 

439
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,720
Arachne, Black Widow or like a 
Zuri for instance. 

440
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,960
But personally, I don't think 
they're focused on performance 

441
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so much as they are like the 
that X portion of your physique,

442
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which is fine to each of their 
own. 

443
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,240
But I'm going to talk about the 
performance based physique for 

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playing flesh and Blend. 
And I want to start off by 

445
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describing why I think Riptide 
is the perfect example. 

446
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,920
I mean, if you take a look at 
his art, you'll see a few things

447
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,160
right off the bat. 
I'm going to look to his abdomen

448
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here and you can sort of see 
like he has the remnants of an 8

449
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:55,000
pack, but they sort of 
multiplied and divided because 

450
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his flesh is rotting. 
His abdomen is like hanging on 

451
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,320
by a thread. 
So really his muscle is there. 

452
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It's just sort of like morphed 
around his body and now he has 

453
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sort of like this like shield of
muscle all across his abdomen as

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compared to just having like 1 
area of an 8 pack. 

455
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You know what I mean? 
It's just. 

456
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,880
When we're sculpting our bodies,
we shouldn't be bound to the 

457
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,720
additional like 123456788 pack. 
You think? 

458
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,120
It's more like a islands that 
are drifting and spreading out 

459
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,560
where they need to be. 
Yeah, think of like Pangea of 

460
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,200
muscles and how they're like 
spread apart. 

461
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,240
Like you want muscle all around 
your abdomen, not just in that 

462
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,320
singular file line. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

463
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,080
I mean. 
That's why side planks are so 

464
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,160
important, right? 
Exactly. 

465
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:40,160
That was such a good one. 
Just actual good physical 

466
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,360
fitness advice. 
You gotta do your side planks, 

467
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,440
gotta work on, you know, it's 
not just crunches. 

468
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I, I say that all the time, it's
more about like moving your body

469
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,880
in a circle like this so that 
you work all of your like, like 

470
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,320
what like. 
Can you do that one more time 

471
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,160
for me? 
OK. 

472
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,160
Can you do it? 
Backwards. 

473
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,400
No, no, I'm not there yet. 
You know, I'm still, I'm still, 

474
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,080
yeah. 
It's a process. 

475
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,280
It's a process. 
Roof tight. 

476
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,480
Also, if you direct your 
attention to the right side of 

477
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,400
his arm where his arm is, you 
can sort of see that he has no 

478
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,200
more flesh left out in his arm. 
And that's because cutting, 

479
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,280
cutting weight for your fav 
event is very important. 

480
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,840
And I think Riptide embodies 
that extremely well because he 

481
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,240
decided I don't need this arm at
all. 

482
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,560
I'm just going to use it as like
a bow. 

483
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,920
You know what I mean? 
Like just put two strings on 

484
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,480
your, on your, on your. 
Is it femur? 

485
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,920
Yeah, yeah, the femur. 
Yeah, on your on your femur and 

486
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,000
use your bow that way. 
And that way you're not only 

487
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,720
you're saving inventory space, 
but you're also making yourself 

488
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,440
lighter and faster in in the 
flesh and blood game. 

489
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:48,240
Like you're trading your signal 
file 8 pack into a suit of armor

490
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,840
of muscle and then compensating 
with the offset of the weight of

491
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,200
losing your arm. 
And to be I mean, that's just 

492
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,800
that's just unheard of. 
That's dedication. 

493
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,280
If if I were to describe it in 
one word, 100%. 

494
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,520
Last thing I want to mention, on
his hip you see some severed 

495
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,320
heads. 
I have no reason to think that 

496
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,800
they are dead, but rather 
they're to sort of motivate you 

497
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,200
while you work out. 
Like the groans of being 

498
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,240
immortal and also attached to 
somebody's hip. 

499
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,800
I can't think of a better use of
your time to or than to cheer on

500
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,000
whoever severed your head. 
Like personal trainers, you can 

501
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,760
do it. 
Two more push ups. 

502
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,280
And this way, instead of paying 
people, you just have 3 severed 

503
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,760
heads for free and you just have
motivation for life really. 

504
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,120
And and that's just beautiful to
me. 

505
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,400
I would love to have a little 
Joel severed head just kind of 

506
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,400
chilling out with me all the 
time, just telling me that I can

507
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:36,840
do it. 
I. 

508
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,560
Would love to give that to you 
one day. 

509
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,320
Yeah. 
And so now let's go into sort of

510
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,840
the routine that I feel Riptide 
would do to acquire this 

511
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,680
physique based on my, you know, 
40 years of experience. 

512
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,580
And 1st, you're going to start 
off with 10 reps of one arm push

513
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,680
ups because in your end goal, 
that's all you really have is 

514
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,480
the one arm to do push ups with.
That's very important. 

515
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,400
Next you're going to do 6 reps 
of fishing in the decrepit 

516
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,160
rivers of the pits. 
Now, in order to get that 

517
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,640
disheveled rotten physique, you 
need to be eating rotten food. 

518
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,040
So what better way to do that 
than to fish in this polluted 

519
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,200
river and get diseased fish and 
eat that as your sustenance? 

520
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Yeah. 
You know, you fish like in those

521
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,760
radioactive waters, you know 
they get like, bonus stats, 

522
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,720
right? 
Yeah. 

523
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,200
Exactly. 
Eat enough of them. 

524
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,480
You, I don't know, you might, 
you might have a talent or 

525
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,840
something. 
Else, I mean, look, I've played 

526
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:31,120
Fallout, I know that super 
mutants are OP, yeah, why would 

527
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,000
I not just try to become a super
mutant? 

528
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,040
Right. 
And that's like a one to one 

529
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,000
transfer in my opinion, 100% 
yeah. 

530
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,200
And then lastly, I have 40 reps 
of harassing warrior players. 

531
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,240
You know, one of the best 
things, and it could be, full 

532
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,400
disclaimer, it could be 40 to 43
depending if they gain any life 

533
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,800
during the game. 
But ultimately you're just 

534
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,400
trying to order that down one 
point at a time and or one Rep 

535
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,400
at a time. 
And eventually you'll get to a 

536
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,760
point where all you can do is 
watch your opponent cry. 

537
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,560
And to me, that's like a really 
good sign of your success. 

538
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,600
I'll start on this right away. 
I've always wanted to look 

539
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,360
exactly like Riptide. 
Yeah, I mean, I figured since we

540
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,080
have so many Riptide fans in our
chat, they might want to look 

541
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,880
like Riptide at some point, you 
know what I mean? 

542
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,440
Yeah I mean please post your 
picture of your one handed push 

543
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,720
ups, but you know we'll make a 
whole channel on our discord for

544
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,640
it yeah you know and other 
content creators have done 

545
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,480
something similar right. 
We all know the fab summer 

546
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,160
fitness challenge that is put on
every single year by Arsenal 

547
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,040
Pass. 
I mean we're do something very, 

548
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,040
very similar with this Riptide 
workout package. 

549
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,360
Exactly. 
Thank you for bringing that up, 

550
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,520
Clark. 
Yeah, and you can, you will find

551
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,720
your community of severed heads 
there in the pitch it to me 

552
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,640
discourse. 
So true, my next inspiration has

553
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,040
been with me for a long time and
that's Levia Shadowborn 

554
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,400
abomination. 
It would be wrong to not mention

555
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,480
a female physique here, right? 
I agree. 

556
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,680
I agree, I think there should be
something for everybody. 

557
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,480
I think fitness is all about 
inclusion. 

558
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,160
Even if you're going to the 
depths of hell to acquire this 

559
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,720
physique, it should be available
to everybody. 100%. 

560
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,120
The main things I want to focus 
on here is your thick forearms. 

561
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,280
They've got to be like 4 feet 
wide each, and that's just like 

562
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,400
the tendrils and the muscles 
combining together. 

563
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,120
All of that power just wrapped 
into one forearm. 

564
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,280
That's exactly where I want to 
be with my fitness. 

565
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,880
And you can't comment on the 
physique without mentioning her 

566
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,280
snatched waist. 
You know, the tentacles of the 

567
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,080
demons that she's consumed, just
sort of compiling all the flesh 

568
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,640
into one perfect figure and 
making sure that nothing is out 

569
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,960
of place to me. 
I mean, that's just everybody's 

570
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,880
goal, right? 
Is just have a snatch waistline.

571
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,360
Yeah, yeah, I know. 
I want one. 

572
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,320
And lastly, her unending hunger 
for doomsday level power, I 

573
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,560
think everyone can sort of take 
away from that. 

574
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,800
Always be striving for right 
ambition, Dr. striving for 

575
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,400
power, striving for success, all
these things you want in your 

576
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,880
flesh and blood fitness journey.
And firstly, you're going to 

577
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,120
start off by doing 5 reps of 
hunting creatures with within 

578
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,520
the RFL. 
Now, when you're on the run from

579
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,240
your oppressors and your 
captors, you want to find 

580
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,480
sustenance wherever you can, 
even if that means going to less

581
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,160
than sanitary places for your 
for your for your meal plans. 

582
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,200
And there's plenty of demons out
there, so just find the right 

583
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,760
one for you and eat them into 
extinction, because you're gonna

584
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,080
need it as you're striving for 
this level of Doomsday Pass. 

585
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,160
And we've all seen the Liver 
King. 

586
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:37,760
We know that raw organ meat is 
fresh out of the body. 

587
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,640
Is the healthiest, right? 
Right, there is absolutely no 

588
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,240
bacteria. 
It is the cleanest thing that 

589
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,520
you could conceivably eat. 
Well, I haven't seen the Liver 

590
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,960
King, but I've heard that from 
you. 

591
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,320
Have you not seen the Liver 
King? 

592
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,280
No, Oh my God, that's like my 
one of my favorite pieces of 

593
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,440
content. 
Next in line you're going to 

594
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,280
want to do 10 reps of girl 
bossing in the DE monastery. 

595
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,480
After you acquire all this 
power, you're going to want a 

596
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,240
steady supply of bodies for you 
to eat, and what better way to 

597
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,040
do that than to take over 
basically all of hell? 

598
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:15,320
So you want to basically enact 
your domination over any 

599
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,520
creature that happens to be in 
your way. 

600
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,040
And to me, that's beautiful 
because you're sort of breaking 

601
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,000
the glass ceiling and also 
breaking the spines of anyone 

602
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,640
that disagrees with you. 
Yeah, you're creating jobs for a

603
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,320
populace that needs work. 
You. 

604
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,160
Know exactly. 
Yeah. 

605
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,520
It's too long. 
How's the DE Monastery had a 

606
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,280
absence of steady employment. 
Yeah. 

607
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,240
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, 
and we all know that third step 

608
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,680
is the most important. 
Absolutely. 

609
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,880
Lastly, this is more so the diet
portion and less of the like 

610
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,800
physical activity and that's 
eating 400 grams of protein 

611
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,000
daily. 
Now this might seem like a lot, 

612
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,680
but if you break it down, it's 
actually pretty attainable. 

613
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,520
You could either do like 3 full 
size humans or you could do like

614
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,400
a lesser demon and two humans. 
You know, there's a couple ways 

615
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,760
to mix it up, but just make sure
that you're consuming as many 

616
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,000
people as possible. 
So that's all the tips I have 

617
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,320
for you guys. 
Thank you. 

618
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,240
Shout out to February for 
supplying all the lore 

619
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,040
information for these heroes, 
because how else are you going 

620
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,720
to acquire these fitness goals 
if you don't have the 

621
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,440
information surrounding the 
heroes you want to emulate? 

622
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,120
Join us next week where we show 
you how to become a person 

623
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,120
embodied by wisdom, AKA Austilio
style. 

624
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,120
If you've ever wanted to be a 
amalgamation of wisdom and 

625
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,040
electricity, don't go anywhere. 
This is the podcast for you. 

626
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Yeah, but I think I want to hear
from Fuzzy next. 

627
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
What do you got for us? 
Don't have anything as 

628
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,320
structured as you guys. 
No fancy tier list, no fancy 

629
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,600
workout routine. 
I just started pulling random 

630
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,040
cards from February and I 
wanted. 

631
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,600
To talk about expecting to 
record an episode here today, we

632
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,760
were just over at your house. 
Yeah. 

633
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,160
Yeah, we just heard some voices 
from the garage. 

634
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,680
Yeah, see what was up. 
The microphones were running. 

635
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,680
We just started talking to them.
Right, Yeah. 

636
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,320
I mean, it was, it was 
worthwhile. 

637
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,160
I mean, I think we have some 
good content so far. 

638
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,400
So first I want to talk about 
Sonata Arcanix. 

639
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,680
Sonata Arcanix was something 
that I saw played in lots of 

640
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:12,480
Viceri lists and I think all of 
those Viceri players are crazy. 

641
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,120
You know, I've seen Breyers play
this card. 

642
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,600
It's like this nice quote UN 
quote rune blade card that 

643
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,080
everyone seems to think is good.
But let me read the text for 

644
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,720
you. 
It says XX. 

645
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,920
So for every two resources, X is
going to be 1. 

646
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,040
Reveal the top X + 3 cards of 
your library. 

647
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,720
Vanish this card. 
Yeah, that's just not good. 

648
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,640
I mean like I guess for a long 
time viscerides were really 

649
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,360
starved for non attack action 
cards with go again to start 

650
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,400
their chain but like it's just 
not good enough. 

651
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,760
I mean even even if it doesn't 
replace itself, it still counts 

652
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,720
as a non attack action that you 
can then use to create other 

653
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,280
ruin chants later in the turn. 
And I think that's why. 

654
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,240
Does it replace itself? 
It just vanishes? 

655
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:58,800
It just. 
Reveals. 

656
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,640
No, no, it doesn't replace 
itself. 

657
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,520
Yeah, it's just a can't trip 
essentially. 

658
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,320
And like I get that. 
Like sometimes I forget what's 

659
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,880
in my deck so being able to 
reveal maybe I pitch a blue and 

660
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,680
I get to know 6 cards that are 
in my. 

661
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,360
Fuzzy, I know you missed the 
line there. 

662
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,560
After you reveal, you have to 
shuffle I. 

663
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,680
Know you don't even get to see 
what's coming up. 

664
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,240
Yeah, but even knowing 6 out of 
the like 20 to 40 cards that are

665
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,880
left in my deck can be nice 
because I have completely 

666
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,920
forgotten what is in my deck and
I just want to know what are 

667
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,560
some of the cards that I could 
maybe be drawing in the future. 

668
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,640
Yeah, when we net deck as much 
as us Room Blade players do, we 

669
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,520
constantly forget the little 
nuances of our list. 

670
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,200
Revealing and being able to 
figure out what's actually in 

671
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,480
our deck is a really it's 
necessary. 

672
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,520
Otherwise, how else are we 
supposed to plan around the 

673
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,360
future of our game? 
Right, right. 

674
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,280
So maybe that's why players play
so much of this card looking. 

675
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,880
Synchronized, right? 
Right. 100% Hundred percent 100 

676
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,600
percent 100%. 
So considering that all you do 

677
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,600
is like gain a little bit of 
information that, by the way, 

678
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,159
the opponent also gets right, 
Yeah, it's revealed to everyone.

679
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,600
It's not like you are the only 
person that gets to know what's 

680
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,280
in your deck. 
True, so they can also track the

681
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,199
rest of your threats in your 
deck, at least to the top 6. 

682
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:20,239
Cards, you know, this should 
really be a chaos card for like 

683
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,400
it's mirrored effect with that, 
you know. 

684
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,360
Yeah, Chaos Sonata Arcanext. 
Yeah, it blocks for two, though 

685
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,520
I couldn't just block for like 
5. 

686
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,280
Yeah. 
This card is not good. 

687
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,840
It could have blocked for five 
and still been a fair. 

688
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,480
No, because if it blocks for 
five then everyone will just 

689
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,520
want to block with the card it 
like it creates and only one 

690
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,560
correct thing to do with the 
reveal and the banish. 

691
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:46,800
You want it to be A2 block 
because you want to get that 

692
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,040
effect and they. 
Want fuzzy, if I may, just one 

693
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,760
thing I wanted to note is even 
though it blocked for two, it's 

694
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,719
also the same rate as blocking 
with like a blue tiger eye 

695
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,920
reflex. 
So if you think of it like that,

696
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,880
like a completely different 
card, then it's actually a lot 

697
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,560
better than it is. 
Yeah. 100%. 

698
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,160
Yeah, Blue Tiger Eye Reflex, 
which also banishes a card, 

699
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,640
right. 
So maybe if you're just trying 

700
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,560
to banish cards like that, can 
be something like this part of. 

701
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,920
Drawing that equivalency between
A2 blue block that can block 

702
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,160
from Arsenal and the red Sonata 
arcanics, right? 

703
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,720
Yeah, I just like it. 
There's so much similarity there

704
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,960
that it would be a miss if we 
didn't mention it before moving 

705
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,600
on to the next. 
Part Do you guys know what a 

706
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,200
Sonata is in the real world? 
No. 

707
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,960
So is this like a song? 
It is so I I'm a classically 

708
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,960
trained pianist. 
I'm a classically trained 

709
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:37,280
pianist and a Sonata literally 
translates to a song without 

710
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,880
words and I just think that's 
beautiful. 

711
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,680
That is beautiful. 
A card without effect. 

712
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,160
A song without words. 
Exactly. 

713
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,440
Love that. 
All right, I think we're done 

714
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,120
talking about this stinker. 
I want to move on to a really 

715
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,680
good card like, you know, this 
last one, so terrible. 

716
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:57,640
This card, I think people aren't
playing enough and that's bingo.

717
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,160
I'm so happy you mentioned this 
I. 

718
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,200
Really like bingo. 
At its base, its stats are peak.

719
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,920
Like, these are the good stats, 
right? 

720
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,280
You know, when you're looking to
evaluate cards, you're looking 

721
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,680
for cards with stats like this. 
It costs one, it attacks for 

722
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,200
five, and it blocks for three. 
Yeah, just perfect flesh and 

723
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,360
blood card right there. 
You don't have to get anything 

724
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,920
else out of this card, and it's 
something that you could play. 

725
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,080
You know, I read nowadays that's
all she wants to play is 

726
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,160
Kodachi. 
Kodachi one for five, right? 

727
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,400
I think. 
I feel like I've literally seen 

728
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,720
them run Critical Strike, which 
doesn't have effects. 

729
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,520
This card has effects, yeah. 
What's the effect? 

730
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,640
When Bingo hits a hero, they 
reveal a card from their hand. 

731
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,400
The hero, not Bingo. 
And it kind of reads like Bingo 

732
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,280
reveals a card, but it's the 
opponent that you hit that 

733
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,280
reveals a card, right? 
Right. 

734
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,080
If an attack action card is 
revealed this way, Bingo gains. 

735
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,000
Go again. 
One for five go again. 

736
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,240
That's. 
Hello. 

737
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,720
Hello. 
Is that the best Butch and blood

738
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,480
attack ever? 
If a non attack action is 

739
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,440
revealed this way, draw a card. 
No way one. 

740
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,360
For five, draw a card. 
That's like a way better snatch.

741
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,640
That's like a head jab, 2 
Kodachis and a mass momentum 

742
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,360
trigger all in one. 
One for five snatch is better 

743
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,720
because snatch is really easily 
covered up by sink below this 

744
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,600
one. 
They're gonna have to give 

745
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,280
equipment. 
There aren't one card blocks 

746
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,400
that are gonna be able to come 
to this efficiency, you know. 

747
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,080
Right, Right. 
Yeah. 

748
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,720
And what if the one card they 
revealed is both an attack 

749
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,720
action and a non attack action 
card? 

750
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,040
Then you're gonna go again and 
draw a card. 

751
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,400
Oh wow. 
I can tell it breaking your 

752
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,440
brains a little bit. 
Yeah. 

753
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,440
There are so many dual type 
cards in flesh and blood. 

754
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,720
You know, I think like it's, I'm
pretty sure one of these cards 

755
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,440
already exists in the game, you 
know, an attack action and a non

756
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,120
attack. 
And it's just a matter of time 

757
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,360
until they print more. 
Yeah. 

758
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,760
Absolutely. 
And I think this card is going 

759
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,040
to be really good whenever that 
meta rolls around. 

760
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,640
I'm going to buy 40 right now. 
I mean, you should. 

761
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,400
I mean like I think no joke 
guys, not a joke. 

762
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,160
Everyone should buy out. 
Bingo. 

763
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,440
That's the funniest, not a joke 
you've ever said. 

764
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:09,400
I am being serious. 
It's just a matter of time we 

765
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,400
saw those meld cards that are. 
Yeah, the meld card. 

766
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,320
Let me think about that. 
It also has flavor text. 

767
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,960
Oh my God, it's it's the best 
card in all flesh and. 

768
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,120
Blood. 
Is this a quote from Astier? 

769
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,560
Wait, who's astier? 
I don't really know. 

770
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,080
I assume that Oh. 
My God, I love it when Cortex 

771
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,480
does that. 
I love it when flavor text 

772
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,920
references characters. 
I don't know. 

773
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,920
That is the best thing ever. 
Oh my God. 

774
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,480
It just gives us opportunities 
to explore that character more 

775
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,880
in the future. 
Right, exactly. 

776
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,800
It's good world building. 
Just littering the the cards 

777
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,360
with flavour text from quotes 
from people that do not exist in

778
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,800
any other context. 
And here's the quote. 

779
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:58,000
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 
God's poetry, Poetry. 

780
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,200
I mean, it stood the test of 
time. 

781
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,760
So I think I convinced you ought
to start running this card 

782
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,160
again. 
It doesn't have a downside. 

783
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,560
It's just one for five at base 
and it'll probably like draw you

784
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,400
a card. 
Actually, no joke, I don't know 

785
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,000
why more people aren't running 
this card. 

786
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,280
You'll figure it out. 
So the next card I want to 

787
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:25,360
mention is Pursuit of Knowledge.
Oh, I see. 

788
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,240
Pursuit of Knowledge is a blue 
that also raises your intellect.

789
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,520
Intellect is so good in this 
game. 

790
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,000
That's why LSS is so afraid to 
print a hero. 

791
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,960
The five intellects right? 
This lets you experience that 

792
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,920
power in one turn. 
All you have to do is attack 

793
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,080
with this card and probably 
pummel it too. 

794
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,240
It is A2 cost for four damage 
attack. 

795
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:51,840
It is blue, which is normal for 
a card you know. 2 for four blue

796
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,440
and if it hits your hero gains 
an intellect until end of turn. 

797
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,240
Wow. 
Yeah, great card. 

798
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,480
And assumedly also discards a 
card because you pummeled it. 

799
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,200
Yeah. 
That's like the same rate as 

800
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,040
like a red CYB, you know, 2 for 
eight, Yeah. 

801
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,240
Pretty good, no? 
100%. 

802
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,520
We've talked about this before, 
but like plus one intellect is 

803
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,200
so much better than draw a card.
Oh yeah. 

804
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,840
Right like this is not hit draw 
a card. 

805
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
You can couple it with your 
ponder tokens. 

806
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,800
You can, like, play codecs into 
pursuit of knowledge, into 

807
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,760
pummelling. 
That's it into pummeling the 

808
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,480
pursuit of knowledge like it's 
insane. 

809
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,280
I do not know why assassins 
don't run this hard. 

810
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,480
Yeah, it's a blue. 
It's even a transcend target. 

811
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,960
Of your. 
New. 

812
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,480
Path well traveled. 
Yeah, Oh my gosh. 

813
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,600
Grains. 
The tips of scale. 

814
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,200
No. 
Joke, you activate. 

815
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,600
Absolutely no joke. 
I am not doing a joke at all. 

816
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,920
New should be running this card.
Like you use new hero ability, 

817
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,640
you banish it off the top of 
your opponent. 

818
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,280
Why do you get CNC off of codecs
when you can get pursuit of 

819
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,600
knowledge? 
I mean they have to give 2 cards

820
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,560
to block it 2 cards. 
Insane. 

821
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,880
I just love this card and I find
it in a lot of the lists that I 

822
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,160
run and don't tell people about 
because I'm too ashamed. 

823
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,360
Why would you be ashamed of 
this? 

824
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,040
Objectively not a joke. 
Incredible card. 

825
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,360
I think Fuzzy is just worried 
about like bringing too 

826
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,720
competitive of ducks to Armory 
events and so. 

827
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,080
It's Talashar, right? 
Like what am I doing on Talashar

828
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,280
playing these like beefed up 
competitive well. 

829
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,200
Actually I mean like this card 
also goes great with Talashar. 

830
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,480
Both of them are two costs as 
non go again cards like you 

831
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,320
could be running. 
Kalashar alongside this. 

832
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,440
I think that's synergy if I've 
ever heard it. 

833
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,400
Yeah, you always have something 
to pay for to use with two 

834
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,240
resources. 
Yeah, you can expect to always 

835
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,120
have two. 
Resources. 

836
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,320
That's a consistent curve. 
Oh my God. 

837
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,720
Bingo. 
Go again into pursuit of 

838
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,600
knowledge off of a single. 
Blue. 

839
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,880
Hell yeah. 
Was it a three card 9? 

840
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,440
Yeah, Oh my God. 
Go up to five intellect. 

841
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,880
Yeah, that's pretty insane. 
That's. 

842
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,400
An insane turn. 
This is all generic, right? 

843
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,200
This is all generic so far. 
Well, not the Sonata, but bingo.

844
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,600
Pursue knowledge. 
Both generic. 

845
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,000
Insane. 
I think I want to talk about 

846
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,240
another generic card, I just 
think I found an inconsistency 

847
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:12,360
within flesh and blood lore and 
I want to ask LSS what the fuck 

848
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,760
is going on because I think 
there's not one but 2 Santa 

849
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:21,080
Clauses in the world of Rafe. 
What's no SO? 

850
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,440
I don't know if you've heard of 
this card Squeezy and floof. 

851
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,160
I have. 
It's got a reindeer named 

852
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,520
Squeezy and an old man named 
Floof. 

853
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,880
I'm sorry, it's a dog. 
A dog that kind of looks like a 

854
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,960
reindeer named Squeezy and a guy
that kind of looks like Santa 

855
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,000
Claus named Floof. 
I mean, that is one of my 

856
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,600
favorite types of dogs are the 
ones that look like reindeers. 

857
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,120
This guy is like tinkering a 
toy. 

858
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,920
He has his pet reindeer dog like
this is like supposed to be like

859
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,800
the Santa Claus but not our 
Santa Claus. 

860
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,280
Who would you call Santa Claus 
but like the Wraith version 

861
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,760
which they call Floof? 
Right, which is just a coward's 

862
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,560
move by LSS. 
Everyone knows that the absolute

863
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,840
peak of fantasy writing was in 
Chronicles of Narnia when Santa 

864
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,760
Claus, the real life Santa 
Claus, shows up and gives 

865
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:11,320
presents to real life human 
children in the fantasy world. 

866
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,280
Squizzy and Flute should have 
just been Santa Claus and he 

867
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,880
should literally just give me 
free cards in the middle of the 

868
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,560
game. 
I don't see anything wrong with 

869
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,000
that. 
I think it's kind of a missing 

870
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,640
it. 
Would be great design to force 

871
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,680
the person running squizzy and 
floof to have to give away real 

872
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,520
cards right to their. 
Opponents or like maybe like 

873
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,080
have like an Amazon wishlist so 
that they have to like, give 

874
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,720
away gifts on that wish list, 
Yeah. 

875
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,080
Yeah. 
With like a link on the card, 

876
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,160
something like that. 
Oh, it says. 

877
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,800
Configure it. 
Look at QR code or something. 

878
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,200
Yeah. 
I was looking through like my 

879
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,600
bulk stuff and I found this cart
Knick knack bricker brack which 

880
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,440
is also very Santa Claus coded. 
He destroys your money, you give

881
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,000
him money and he gives you items
in return and. 

882
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,720
Is this evil Santa Claus? 
It's capitalist Santa Claus, 

883
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:56,040
which, to be honest, is the 
evilest Santa Claus. 

884
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,360
It's the one that you. 
Find at the mall that like kind 

885
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,560
of has the smell of alcohol in 
his breath, you know? 

886
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,560
AKA the real Santa Claus in the 
real. 

887
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,120
World. 
Oh wow, yeah. 

888
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,880
And he's got like a big belly. 
He's got a red and white hat. 

889
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,800
That's everything that Santa 
Claus is to me. 

890
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,600
That certainly. 
Can't be a completely different 

891
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,280
person with the same set of 
features. 

892
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,520
That guy with a white beard can 
wear a red shirt. 

893
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,160
Technically he doesn't have a 
white beard, but he has a white 

894
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,880
mustache, which I think is just 
LSS trying to be coy. 

895
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,920
Like our Santa Claus has a white
mustache where your Santa Claus 

896
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,400
has a white beard. 
Cowards. 

897
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,440
Maybe in New Zealand they do 
Santa Claus a little bit 

898
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,320
differently. 
Oh yeah, maybe. 

899
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,680
I guess we don't know enough 
about. 

900
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,160
Yeah, there there's like 
cultural element. 

901
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,120
Yeah, about Kiwi culture. 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy's

902
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,840
name is Nick Knack Bricker 
Brack. 

903
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,200
Like the guy on the art is Nick 
Knack Bricker Brack, right? 

904
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,000
That's what he's doing. 
It's not like you're doing a 

905
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,240
Nick Knack. 
Bricker Brack, that's a little 

906
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,480
too close to Santa Claus. 
From my from my test. 

907
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,600
Yeah, yeah. 
You can hardly tell the 

908
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,400
difference between the two. 
100%. 

909
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,000
So I just have some open 
questions to LSS. 

910
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,040
Are there 2 Santa Clauses in 
Raith? 

911
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,160
One a little bit more generous 
and lovable than the other. 

912
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,120
Like I just wish they would 
hammer down their lore and get 

913
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,680
their story straight. 
Is there a communist Santa too? 

914
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,560
I mean, how many are you gonna 
throw in there before we put a 

915
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,520
stop to this? 
OK, I have one other card I 

916
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:19,120
wanna mention, gonna look it up.
I believe it in. 

917
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,360
Discard's name is Ninja. 
You guys have heard of Ninja in 

918
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:22,960
flesh and blood? 
Oh. 

919
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:28,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So Ninja is a card that when you

920
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,680
play it, it draws you another 
card and makes your opponent 

921
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,680
discard down to three cards in 
hand. 

922
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,800
So if they have more than three 
cards, they got a discard until 

923
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,240
they only have 3 cards in hand. 
You know Ninja, you guys are 

924
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:43,080
giving me some blank stares. 
No, no, I this sounds familiar. 

925
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,040
You can play Ninja from your 
deck as if it was in your hand 

926
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,160
at any time. 
That's really. 

927
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:57,760
And it costs 4-4 dollars. $4. 
Yeah, you know, $4. 

928
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,280
So every time you play the card 
you have to no. 

929
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,080
No, it's more like you pay $4.00
to put it into your deck. 

930
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,440
Wait, wait, hold on, I'm getting
a really good look at this card 

931
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,520
now. 
Is this a Flesh and blood card? 

932
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,120
Fuzzy. 
I don't. 

933
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,600
I think you can run it if you're
if you're one of the shadow 

934
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,960
heroes. 
It says it's an action attack 

935
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,120
shadow. 
Is that is that a white colored 

936
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,080
card? 
So it's not red, yellow or blue.

937
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,360
It's like white. 
It's like a Gorgainian Tome 

938
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,400
card. 
Yeah. 

939
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,440
Interesting. 
Is it legendary? 

940
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,560
Yeah, it's definitely pitch 
less. 

941
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,160
Like you're not gonna be able to
pitch this for anything 

942
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,040
interesting. 
OK. 

943
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,280
I think that's balanced because 
you can play it from your deck 

944
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,920
at any time, right? 
You shouldn't be able to pitch 

945
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,840
it. 
Yeah, at all. 

946
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,760
And it has no go again. 
So you have to do this at the 

947
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,480
end of a chain, right? 
Yeah, gives you a card that you 

948
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,400
can Arsenal. 
What? 

949
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,000
What expansion did this come out
of? 

950
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,840
I'm drawing one. 
I believe Rising Sun. 

951
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,640
OK, Rising Sun expansion. 
It's illustrated by Alyssa Sela.

952
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,440
You know what? 
That makes a lot of sense. 

953
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,480
That's very on the nose for LSS,
right? 

954
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,040
Rising Sun in. 
Yeah. 

955
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,880
Oh, wait, I'm looking at the 
back of the card now. 

956
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,400
This is from Dominion. 
Sorry. 

957
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,320
I've been playing a lot of 
Dominion lately. 

958
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,280
Like way too much Dominion 
lately. 

959
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,480
It's kind of been all I can 
think about. 

960
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,280
So that's not a flush and plug 
card. 

961
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,520
I apologize, listeners. 
That makes more sense because I 

962
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,840
had no idea where you're going 
with that. 

963
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,680
Well, I think I'm gonna wrap up 
my pitch there. 

964
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,920
That way we can get back to me 
playing Dominion. 

965
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,280
Yeah, Thank you for taking the 
break to record this podcast, by

966
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,840
the way. 
Is it OK if we go to our Arsenal

967
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,560
zone? 
Yeah, let's go to our Arsenal 

968
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,920
zone. 
Our Arsenal Zone is a part of 

969
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,320
our podcast. 
We've all shout out a card that 

970
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,560
they've been thinking about 
lately, and we like to bring in 

971
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,840
one suggestion from our Patreon 
subscribers. 

972
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:49,680
And OK, I rolled another three 
and the lucky patron is Amitz. 

973
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,480
Let's go he. 
Recently joined the patron not 

974
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,800
too long ago, right? 
Yeah, and. 

975
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,880
Rejoined the scene. 
Amitz is a good friend of ours 

976
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,600
from the Finch and Sparrow days 
that we always talk about ROP, 

977
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:06,440
the dark times when we when we 
all used to play blitz. 

978
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Those were the days. 
Admit says have you guys chosen 

979
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,640
or done zero to 50? 
Because if not, I'll shout that 

980
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,120
one out. 
And you know what? 

981
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,400
If it's, that's a great shout 
out. 

982
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,200
Zero to 50. 
I think he said a little is 1. 

983
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:30,960
Of my favorite cards, I think 
it's really great that LSS is 

984
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:38,360
able to iterate so much on a 
basic, simple and appreciated 

985
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,960
design. 
With their boost cards from 

986
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,360
Arcane Rising it I think it was 
really. 

987
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:50,520
Nifty. 
Clever of them to use the exact 

988
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,560
same card name. 
You know they didn't do that for

989
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,520
their one cost or their two 
costs. 

990
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:05,440
Or gas guzzler, they 50, zero to
50. 

991
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,440
You know the thing that we all 
talk about going zero to 50. 

992
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,880
Yeah, very, very common term. 
I use it every day. 

993
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,680
Every day. 
So yeah, thank you for the shout

994
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,400
out. 
We love that card just as much 

995
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:25,960
as you. 
I sure do love zero to 50. 

996
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,320
Joel, do you have an Arsenal 
zone card today? 

997
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,880
I do. 
My card is surgical extraction 

998
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,400
and it was printed in. 
I think New Forexia is the name 

999
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,920
of the set. 
It cost 1. 

1000
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,440
Either a black resource or you 
pay two life and it's an 

1001
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,840
instant. 
Paying two life yeah by patient 

1002
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,160
that's. 
What I'm saying and it's an 

1003
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,200
instant so you can play it 
whenever you want, but it isn't 

1004
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,200
block. 
All my homies love paying two 

1005
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,720
life to surgery. 
Extract no man and it's also 

1006
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:02,680
says choose target card in a 
graveyard other than choose 

1007
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:07,040
target card in a graveyard other
than a basic land card searches 

1008
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,960
in the library we. 
Don't even have those in Flesh 

1009
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,520
and blood so we can just select 
any card we want. 

1010
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,400
I think that might be a spoiler.
Like $0.14 a head. 

1011
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,160
It says search its owners 
graveyard, hand and library for 

1012
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,320
any number of cards with the 
same name as that card and exile

1013
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,840
them. 
Then that player shuffles his or

1014
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,800
her library. 
Like Grand Library of Solana. 

1015
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,960
That's like a better bonds of 
ancestry because we don't have 

1016
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,120
to put any other reactions on 
top of it or hit with it. 

1017
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,880
Right, right. 
It's just boom, I don't like 

1018
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,360
that card in your graveyard. 
I'm gonna now take all the 

1019
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,760
copies in your deck of it, you 
know? 

1020
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,360
Yeah. 
Well, man, that's so strong. 

1021
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,240
Yeah. 
So I just thought really good 

1022
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,360
good card and think it could see
some really good applications as

1023
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,080
a generic. 
Yeah, I mean, is that an 

1024
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,240
assassin card? 
Is it like a like a shadow card?

1025
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:55,760
No, I think it's just a generic.
It's yeah, it's just covered in 

1026
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,480
black. 
This artist is Steven Belladin, 

1027
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,120
I think. 
Wizards of the Coast. 

1028
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,600
That must be like the HR 
department of LSS or something. 

1029
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,960
I don't know. 
I like the set name. 

1030
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,360
Yeah, maybe the set name. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1031
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Well, cool. 
That's my card. 

1032
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,600
Now nice fuzzy what's What's 
your card? 

1033
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,400
I'm not gonna lie, I've really 
been excited for this episode 

1034
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,280
for a long time. 
I wanted to do something 

1035
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,280
special. 
OK, uh huh. 

1036
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,040
I brought signed copies, and by 
signed, I mean I signed it. 

1037
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,920
Signed copies of Findel Spring 
Tunic for both of you. 

1038
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,520
Wait, fucking actually? 
There you go. 

1039
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,720
I just went like, it's a nice 
generic card that you guys are 

1040
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,680
going to use all the time. 
Oh my God. 

1041
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,760
So I thought it'd be fun if you 
guys would use fuzzy signed 

1042
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,560
tunics all the time. 
Yeah, and. 

1043
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,400
I got them mini snapped already.
Wow. 

1044
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:46,600
Thank. 
You. 

1045
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,240
Thank you, Fuzzy. 
That's so sweet of you. 

1046
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,560
Wow. 
And I brought copies for these 

1047
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,200
strangers in our garage, too. 
Yeah, they deserve it, I think. 

1048
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,280
They're on the way, too. 
Yeah. 

1049
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,640
I mean, I mean, we can we can 
hand it to the police officer, 

1050
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,240
right? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1051
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,960
Yeah, I'm sure they'll be able 
to give it to them. 

1052
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,240
It's just they got moxie, you 
know? 

1053
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,440
Yeah, so true. 
Yeah. 

1054
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,560
Got to respect it. 
Got to respect the moxie. 

1055
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,720
The hustle's there. 
I respect it. 

1056
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,120
I don't have a whole lot to say 
about this card. 

1057
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,720
It's the GOAT. 
I know you guys are going to be 

1058
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,840
running it all the time so. 
Yeah, I appreciate it. 

1059
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,240
I'm glad we get to have a good 
fuzzy card for once. 

1060
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,680
Clark, you got 1. 
Yeah, the card that I've been 

1061
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:29,120
thinking about recently is your 
mom's credit card and the four 

1062
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,320
wacky digits on the back. 
Go ahead, go into her purse, 

1063
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,040
pull that shit out, and sign up 
for the Piggy to Be Podcast 

1064
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,080
Patreon. 
It's more like it. 

1065
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,160
My favorite part about this card
is ordering 100 wings from 

1066
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,760
Wingstop. 
Oh yeah, Because then I don't 

1067
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,120
have to pay for it. 
You know what I mean? 

1068
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,920
It. 
Is free money right? 

1069
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,320
Exactly. 
That's what credit means, right?

1070
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,760
Free money. 
If I had it like a hypothetical 

1071
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,400
dollar for every time I used 
your mom's credit card and the 

1072
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:00,760
four wacky digits on the back, 
I'd have at least like $69, 

1073
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,480
yeah. 100%, Hundred percent, 
100%. 

1074
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,720
If you're not running this card,
go now, yeah. 

1075
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,880
What are you doing? 
We're in a recession, dude. 

1076
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,120
Yeah, just run that. 
Pitch to Me podcast really needs

1077
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,720
your mom's credit card and four 
whacky digits on the back 

1078
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:16,800
that's. 
True. 

1079
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:21,400
Yeah, it is actually a 
requirement under law, so don't 

1080
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,040
forget. 
You don't want to go to jail, do

1081
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,120
you? 
I I certainly don't. 

1082
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,520
I I don't think our listeners 
would either, so I don't know. 

1083
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,720
Well, cool. 
This was, this is an OK episode.

1084
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,040
Yeah, I'm ready to. 
I'm ready for it to be over. 

1085
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:35,400
Here. 
Yeah. 

1086
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,200
Yeah, me too, I think. 
Yeah, we'll see you all in the 

1087
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,840
comments section and. 
Yeah, make make sure that you 

1088
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,280
complain about my tier list. 
Make sure that you join our 

1089
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,880
Discord and join our new 
physique workout channel. 

1090
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,200
There. 
Show us your dehabitated arms 

1091
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,040
and your separate heads and your
severed heads. 

1092
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,280
Also the tendrils growing out of
your head after you complete 

1093
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,960
your quest for power and. 
Also, I want to see those TCG 

1094
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,800
player receipts of the 40 bingos
and 40 Pursuit of Knowledges. 

1095
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,040
Yeah. 
Yeah, you need to be posting 

1096
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,960
those, otherwise we will not 
believe you. 

1097
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,360
Yeah. 
That's true all. 

1098
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,280
Right, with all that being said,
thank you all so much for 

1099
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,400
joining us and boys, thank you 
for. 

1100
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,640
Podcasting with me it was. 
It's been a blast. 

1101
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,200
And hey, you guys out there on 
the street. 

1102
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,600
Thank you for podcasting. 
With us too. 

1103
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,920
Bye bye everyone. 
OK, bye. 

1104
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,920
Digit to Me podcast is hosted by
Fuzzy Delp, Clark Moore and Joel

1105
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,440
Rosinos. 
Our executive producer is Talon 

1106
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,640
Stradley, logistics coordinator 
John Farkas, music by Dylan 

1107
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:06,600
Hulse, logo by Han V and sound 
mixing by Christopher Moore. 

1108
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,880
Last but not least, we'd like to
thank you, the listener. 

1109
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,760
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1110
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,800
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1111
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,920
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